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This is just brutal. I don't know if Front is viable at all
>>2903217im almost excited to see how the frontbroken will twist this into saying that fronts are still OP
i will lose to a front in todays finals
>>2903217The Pace is XOguri and the End is XOguri too. Fronts are still more broken and viable than any other Pace or End
I might lose to a front in today's finals.
>>2903217inb4 frontbroken melty
>>2903231I will make Nishino Flower a mother
>>2903217>fronts take the most amount of time to make good aces >backliners actually have good skills and win now while being braindead easy to make especially xog>weeks of backliners winning before good fronts enter rooms>OH NO NO NO FRONTBROS WHAT'S GOING ON
>>2903209Godspeed Chairman Rickey, you had a good reign but it's HER turn now.
>>2903217That's literally just xoggers xogging it up. If Cygoys had any balls they would ban Xoguri but we all know it won't happen since it hurts the feelings of gachacattle
and there it is everyone, it's like going to the zoo
>>2903217everyone is viable next CM, what are you guys talking about
>>2903235
>>2903243Sorry, wrong image
It's frontbrokenbroken at this point kek
>>2903245I'm a frontbro I'm just not retarded. I'm not saying fronts are OP but they're certainly not 4% winrate bad.
>>2903253They should be
>>2903231Don't act like a child, Nishino, Palmer and Helios have you do their homework constantly and those two are on the same year as you yet seem more like children somehow.
>>2903249I'm not against DEI so I wouldn't mind having oUr first K/v/ing either.
>>2903260>he doesn't know
Outing with wife
>>2903241Holy backliner broken
Finished off all my Brian outings and chose Bamboo for the second set
>dead, outdated umalator has a section that shows you the best umas for each track>modern umalator doesn't have that, but it has literally everything else including future umas, skills and tracksThis SUCKS
>>2903252will any umas start repairing shit around here? everything is fucking broken
>>2903269Outing with 3rd wife
>>2903268fugg you're right, I'm eepy. Or maybe my subconscious is so frontbroken it faces unconscious resistance accessing those memories.
>outing gauge fills a tiny bit for each TT>the animation for it can't be skippedYou stupid fucking NIGGERS when these retards learn not to put more unskippable animations in a game that will be seen 10 million times?>but it's only 1 second longEven 1 second adds up when it happens that many times, fuck off.Thankfully the impact is minimal because you just get a free full gauge on login if you had an auto, but it's still fucking stupid.
Outing with my one and only wife
>>2903289Danchou...
Losing the Kikkasho while trying to make a debuffer Rudolf made me feel a sense of guilt unlike anything I've ever felt from playing a video game. Maybe I should use someone else.
I hope they add more cute stuff for the umas.
>>2903296We'll eventually get individual valentines animations
Couldn't think of any other umas I particularly want to farm bond points with, so I think I'm just going to stay loyal to my oshi for the whole eventWasn't expecting her to be such a big eater
>>2903302what a failure
After hearing C.B song randomly appear on my jewtube. I wonder if uma has complete song repository like https://priconne-hill.com/album. It's easier to navigate through billion song on sole repository.
>>2903306>for the whole eventIsn't this a permanent addition?
Rudolf is pretty cute too! I feel like I'm having lunch with my aunt desu.
>>2903318That cometh later.
I don't have tachy speed, if I am building an ace Rudolf for CM19 is Kita, sweep, pow vodka, LH, wit Sirius and native a decent deck?
>>2903323Decent? No. Usable? Sure
>I'm supposed to believe that this beautiful woman is ugly
>>2903306>five burgersAnd umas wonder where they get slow metabolism from>>2903269outing with second wife
>>2903323swap power card for another speed card
>>2903331Pretty hayahide
I love my wife
>>2903331Is the beautiful woman in that hot air balloon?
I guess we know where she gets those thighs from
>>2903341More
hello helloTODAY IS THE DAY 30 minutes after finals open, the stakes drop, be there or be [geometrical shape]. Will still be first to 2, hopefully shouldn't be an issue since it's mile BUT if there's an instant winner we could change it to first to 3 for the next timegood luck on your finals everyone!
>>2903323>nativeI'd try a run with stamina from inherits. See how it feels with 3 spd 2wit LH
>>2903345I WUV my danchou
>>2903331head too big...
DATE WITH MY MEJIRO WIVES
Any open spots?
>>2903345I don't get this whole /v/ma-chan "drama" thing, your design was one of if not the most liked by everyone and the whole big tits thing got blown out of proportion by some people, I don't think it was that big of a deal, your design is probably the favorite
And there's all three scenes unlocked.The indoor and outdoor hangouts seem a lot less inspired than the eating ones do, but this is still a cute idea.
>>2903360My main complaint is how fucking short they are
>>2903355what are you even talking about
I think I can make this work if I have the right sparks and high roll my trainings. So it won’t work because I’m a lucklet but I shall persevere.
>>2903331megane sex
>>2903363It is three scenes for every uma, but yeah the indoor and outdoor scenes are WAY too short and minimal.
>>2903341and that's a megane sex too
>>2903209If anyone is taking drawing requests: https://litter.catbox.moe/ovk79l.jpg
>>2903345Any auto umas?
>he is here
Is that a donut with a carrot in the hole?This is just straight up implying post date events.
>>2903379Think that's the carrot steak thingie
>>2903379BIGGERSLUTTIER
>>2903354Post ID
CM19 rooms?
>>2903379spe would definitely let you bang her ass after you feed her
>>2903379special week doesn't know what sex is
>>2903379that's a carrot steak you tourist
>>2903387Ackshually her adoptive mother warned her about fake trainers that would try to trick her into sex work.
>>2903384host them
>>2903389let's not have any more club talk now
>>2903379So do they just jam a raw carrot in that steak or what? It better be a damn good steak in that case because it really fucks up the overall texture and maybe temperature
>>2903217Run a front, buffer onige and a pace chaser. I'm still working on a front
>>2903388I'm like 13% awake, finishing up an 8 day work week, and that steak is near n64 quality, cut me some slack here man.
>>2903393> jam a raw carrot in that steak or whatyes neigha, thats exactly it
How are we feeling for the finals? We are the champions or The winner takes it all?
>>2903403Third place
>>2903403Not looking good for me. I didn't try as much as I should have for this CM.
>>2903393Its probably a boiled carrot, i been thinking on the how to cook this one and its the better option, since the carrot gets soft you make a hole in the middle to put it in
>>2903402>this will be umamusume graphics in 2014
>>2903403platinum or I will cut my cock off
>>2903403idgaf about mileSLOP
>>2903403another one bites the dust
>>29034033rd place group B
>>2903403worst team i have ever entered1 hour total build time, if i win this i would die of laughter
>>2903408Why not bake it or air fry it to actually have an edible veggie? I cant imagine that poking a hole in a hamburg steak is that hard. Just poke it.
>>2903411Gives me a vibe of those gourmet restaurants where you pay fifty bucks for a fancy fryIs taste even worth it?
>>2903389>>2903387I feel like Special Weeks Fake Mom being a new zealander/Westerner would've been much more open on certain topics but because of S2+ and being The Face, she got flanderized into being a super stupid and naive but hopeful rural character. Her mom is shown plenty of times giving advice and being fiery.
>>2903403Not confident.But anything can happen.
>>2903403I will be collecting my Group A 3rd gibs.
>>2903411>this will be umamusume graphics in 2036
>>2903418Those are also good options, also yes its easy to just poke a hole in beef but since the carrot gets soft it might snap in two so just to be safe you make a hole in it with something else
>>2903426Finally, umapyoi that amerigolems can enjoy too
>Trying to do parents for the next CM>Got more 3* speed sparks than stam sparks of any quality
>>2903426not looking good for umapyoi
>>2903435I haven't seen a single 3* stam blue since starting work on CM19 (grand)parents.
>another day, another 5 borrows of glue before senior yearGL CAN GO FUCK ITSELF
>>2903403I spent over a week trying to improve my wife but I know I'll lose
>>2903426this is by far the worst thing I have ever witnessed
>>2903426GOLDka...
>accidentally start an aoharu autoclank because I had been making a debufferthis feels like divine punishment
>>2903403I'm feeling pretty confident this time around. I even slotted in a cheeky dom last minute.>t. the raped
>>2903426
>>2903426Cygames, hire this man
>>2903456
>>2903269Nobody's wife is Mejiro McQueen
>>2903438I'm not looking for perfect, but I haven't even gotten a 1* stam spark.
I guess I was blessed by the wind.>dirt DI'm building her for the next dirtkuso.
>>2903466I need at least 2* stam on my parent because one GP has 2* guts. Shit sucks.
There's no fuckin way this guy is telling the truth, right?
>>2903469DUDE EXPLODE LMAO
>>2903472If he's rolling on every uma and every card gaslight to MLB, probably
AMBATULOOOOOOP!!!!AMLOOPING!!!
>>2903476I've never even seen a loop close to this.
jongy?
>>2903476i dont see no PP, soldier. SHOW ME YOUR PP
https://files.catbox.moe/dxj5uf.mp4Dober's still looing good
>>2903472Some oil prince or CEO's son out there will be addicted to umapyoi too. For some people, $30k is your equivalent to $30
>>2903476Head-On makes sense to buy with leftover SP because it's at least a good skill for others, but why did you buy Extra Tank? It's always awful and you'll never buy it on any ace.
>>2903491RANK INFLATION!!!!
>>2903472If I had the bank account and lack of common sense I would pull every Uma at least.
>>2903472There are fools easily parted with their money in any game with MTX. Some just happen to have the finances to do that. I don't think anything will top the FGO one where a retard hyperwhaled and financially crippled himself (and supposedly got into debt with the Yakuza) over the first Scathach banner.
>>2903491Had SP left over. It was that or late surger corners, and I never touch lates.
>>2903393https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MftbvVRT_cA
>>2903489Isn't the biggest DOTA spender some Saudi prince, I think his steam profile at least used to be public
>>2903496>I don't think anything will top the FGO one where a retard hyperwhaled and financially crippled himself (and supposedly got into debt with the Yakuza) over the first Scathach banner.I don't know that one but surely it's not worse than the GBF retard going for broke on monkey pussy that literally lead to the creation of the spark system?
>>2903472I bought a strange Kritzkrieg so I feel unauthorized to criticize someone else's financial decisions
>>290340350/50 chance
DAMN!!! noone told me Ogurin has all that!
>>2903510She's supposed to be 82 so I think this just upsizes her a bit.
>>2903510She doesn't
Is SS in Unity possible with autos?
>>2903510do windy's new animation with her
>>2903519
>>2903524>steals your plat>shakes her butt>laughshow do you respond without sounding mad?hard mode: without sounding mad AND without sounding aroused
>>2903231Der/v/ian post
>>2903524Umas for these feels?
>>2903530Oguri Cap
>>2903217>10% population Goddamn, it feels less in publics
GM is where we start alternating between CMs and LoH right?
>>2903517Yes but you'll have to cut races for it and you need MLB Riko. Even then it's not guaranteed.
>>2903472I wish I had a job that let me have tens of thousands of dollars burning a hole in my pocket.
Do you know what they're doing in /vg/? I don't, and that's a good thing!
>>2903534Yeah.
seiun fishing.png
>>2903540Become a horse trainer.
>Doing manual MANT runs again so I can get slightly better affinity with my Dober parentOnly reason I'm doing this is because I lucked out with a 3* Stam Ryan GP and I'm about to make the GOAT stamdober.
>>2903496>where a retard hyperwhaled and financially crippled himself (and supposedly got into debt with the Yakuza)I could imagine that during the Seiunlet saga
>>2903517Yes, but that happens over halfway into GM. We'll have CM23 and CM24 to finish off the second round of zodiac CMs along with the first MILE CM and DIRT CM in CM26 and CM27 but after that it'll start alternating.
>>2903526Nobody gets aroused over this
I'm building Oguri (Pace) double Dom next CM. Fuck that shitty race, I'm tired
>>2903554meant for >>2903534
>>2903554how did you miss the post you meant to reply to by so much
>>2903534What the fuck will we even do during LoH? That might kill the activity here a bit. Also queens will last twice as long
>>2903552There were anons tempted to super whale to get mlb Tachy and LH but they quit instead.
>>2903558Im not putting much effort into it, I want to be done and move on to the next quickly and actually try making some long loopas
>>2903564we'll come up with something when the time comes
>>2903564just host the steaks anyways, like it was a CM?
>>2903573I'm not familiar enough with LoH's form factor to know if that would work
>>2903502Yes. Be even funded the cartoon.
>>2903567>super whale to get mlb Tachy and LHI mean assuming you started from 0 (nobody did this), and you had to spark let's just say four times to be safe to MLB all of them + 50 free pulls you'd be looking at somewhere around $1,000+. Pretty excessive but for people with mcjobs maybe not. I think usually when people "whale" on card banners it's more like 100-300ish. Some had to swipe to top off their spark, but I wouldn't call that hyper whaling.
>>2903345I have a question, how do you feel about these additional rule changes by any chance?>One Lobby Per Round ClauseThere are two hosts: you, the Der/v/ Danchou, and the Teiobro. Participants may only join one lobby per round and may not participate in multiple of the official lobbies simultaneously. This keeps the competition fair and the stakes high, while also allowing more participants to join. Everyone is free to join either lobby at any time, just not both simultaneously.>First-to-3 Emergency ClauseTo prevent an uma from completely dominating, the standard format remains first to 2 wins. However, if the same uma wins two races simultaneously across both lobbies, an additional race will be held to determine the final outcome. This serves as an emergency third race to prevent an immediate and potentially unbalanced sweep.
>>2903577I'm pretty sure it's one track for each and every LoH, just like CM.
>>2903582Change is bad no exceptions
>>2903582Not him, but those are good changes imo. They don't fundamentally change much but do help out.
>>2903589umatist...
>>2903552Doubt it's true but didn't a alleged seiunlet sell plasma?
>>2903597Oh shit thats me! Yes I did
>>2903403Triple late start and rushed + spot struggle.
Why is she permanently looking at me with bedroom eyes.
>>2903597Apparently so>Doubt it's trueAlright so I have some experience with this. I used to work at an office that was posted up right next to the plasma center. The main people that go in to donate plasma are usually sketchy types, homeless people, crackheads and the like. You get like $20 for selling your damn precious bodily fluids. You can do it up to a couple of times per week. So yeah, I could imagine a NEET or someone doing it if they really didn't want to get a job and needed cash immediately. Sometimes you'd just see younger types, students and what have you. Mostly just crackheads though.
>>2903582First one is difficult to enforc since you can't kick people from rooms and would need to doxx everyone involved in both rooms to at least one guy.
>>2903603Neigha you got raped.
>>2903582Policing the first rule could lead to a lot of janitorial work and possible doxing that I'm not sure the hosts would enjoy. I do think there's just no reason for both rooms to be simultaneous, kinda kills the hype. But I don't see what's wrong with a clean 2 race sweep?
>>2903582>join restrictionsThese are not enforceable until cylazies gives room hosts more options.>instant 2 winsI don't really understand what your "fix" is supposed to accomplish, one extra race is still going to leave the 2-wins uma at 2 wins. Even if she doesn't win the extra the outcome doesn't change. If I had to make a counterproposal it would just be a stipulation that at least X rooms should be made in total before a queen can be crowned (with X probably being 4 or 5), but I prefer the current format.
>>2903608The sensation of wind on my dictus
>how it feels to fraud finals
>>2903582
>>2903465Then I am nobody
>>29035821 lobby per round is so retarded anybody that even thinks it's a good idea should never be in a position to suggest a change
>>2903582stop policing who gets in, you will only make this shit unbearable, this STARTED as a fun afterparty race, you are taking it too seriously. These suck
>>29036181 burger = 1 line of code
>>2903618we don't like boys here
>>2903618Her hoodie is mad comfie.
>>290360420 is hardly even a pull, blood plasma does not sound every economical for gachas, if you're some transient with your sense of shame and self destroyed them it'll at least pay for several cans of black storm or something
>>2903510I cant find the gif but there's one where oguri is gassed out and running in her base outfit and her tits look fucking massive, the racewear really pushes them up
Are aliens good for you?
>>2903615well i agree with his second point.
>>2903618Most normal Shakur smile
>>2903627'fraid so
I love my Ayabe
>>2903627Universally.
>>2903625This was like 10 years ago so maybe plasma prices pay better now. Could be 50 a pop in some areas! That's like waging at minimum wage part-time pretty much. You sell some plasma, then you uhhh...drink some water and stuff.People will do lots of things if it means not working. Ripping up copper lines, breaking into people's cars/houses/restaurants and stealing shit, scams, blackmail etc. Compared to most bum ways of getting money, it's more "honest" and actually goes to a good cause in theory, but yeah they really rip you off. It's basically a donation at that price, but they gotta pay some nurse to extract it from you. And I heard stories of the nurses missing the vein and all sorts of stuff so it seemed dodgy on both ends.
>>2903564>LoH empress>CM queen
>>2903582>>One Lobby Per Round Clausegood in theory, bad in practice. Impossible to enforce and in my opinion feels a little unnecessary, horse racing is not about fairness at all, it's about being in the right place at the right time, and the stakes are meant to be chaotic to begin with. It's also not something that can be handled by any host so it's a gentleman's agreement rather than an enforced rule, it's up to the runners to decide so that's on you guys, I just think you need to train speed>First-to-3 Emergency ClauseI was going to announce this in that post, but then I thought a little bit longer about it and reached a conclusion>I can't decide new rules out of nowhere>this will be VERY controversial to add all of a suddenit's a band-aid to make the stakes artificially longer and again, it feels unnecessary, sometimes it just ends quickly and that's okay, if we change the format to first to 3 and an uma sweeps them all, it is what it is. Once again, horse racing is not fair at all and trying to force a silly event onto serious competitiveness will probably not work out the way you think it will. I think a hard change to first to 3 is much better than a band-aid clause, but that's also up for debate and if it depended on me, I'd keep it best of 3 (like it is now) forever, however I don't get to pick hard rules, that's up to the community to debate and decide.The thing is that the stakes have been running so well for so long that a change has to be a really, REALLY necessary add for its health, the format it runs now has been proven to work really well for over a year at this point and when something runs for this long big changes have a chance to break it all apart. Not saying new rules are bad, but they are very hard to implement and don't really feel necessary, just like the double room format change that was suggested a few months ago, it was eventually ruled out because it wasn't needed.
>i actually donate blood for free every like 2 months. sorry for anons that *have* to resort to selling it
Lock up /v/ma in a room for 72 hours and they could draft up a constitution and bill of rights for a new country
>>2903640Is there any difference between donating them for free and for money? Do they take a bigger amount if you do it for dosh?
>>2903642>70 of those hours will be spent on the third and fifth rate compromise
>>2903643dont think so. they take either 450ml of red blood or 550ml of plasma in here.
>>2903345Imo first to 3 and first to 2 but have their advantages.First to 3 can be more exciting since there's more opportunity for a comebackFirst to 2 is more exciting because there's more opportunity for an upset.Rickey became the queen this month because of 2 instant wins. Even though Rickey is good, I don't think anybody was expecting Oguri to lose. Turn it into a best of 3 and upsets like that are way less likely to happen, especially when you look at the numbers.There were 2 Rickeys total in both races combined? How many Oguris where there? 10?It will just make meta umas win way too often
>>2903620It's not really policing or at least, that's not my intention. I just don't see a downside for it, there's 2 lobbies per "round". And sometimes people join both, isn't it better to discourage (can't really forbid it or enforce it) joining both so that everyone can join? This isn't some DEI shit suggestion where it goes like NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN ONLY RACE ONCE EVERYONE MUST GET THEIR TURN cuz ultimately, you need to train speed to get in regardless, its more of a "please only join one of the two official lobbies at a time" I don't know if I'm making sense>this STARTED as a fun afterparty race, you are taking it too seriouslyWell no, you're the one taking it seriously, and second of all. the afterparty race had evolved into something greater. If things didn't change there would only be one single race, its good to have conversations that could potentially improve conditions!
>>2903640Generally speaking, donating blood is a much quicker and straightforward process.Donating plasma takes hours and requires a special machine, it's a whole ordeal.And most people dont HAVE to do it, but rather doing it to get money to buy drugs
>>2903649It would hurt Umas that only really one or two people run. Discouraging people from entering and we'd see more of the same old same
>>2903651>plasma>hoursother than waiting in the queue, the whole process from getting connected to the machine to walking out took me like 35-40 minutes last time
>>2903582I remember when my danchou was the 2nd host
>>2903655There's usually a wait but yes, the actual procedure is 35-40 minutes.Donating blood takes like 10 minutes and generally quick and easy. Plasma you're not in and out and often will have to wait. These dudes would stand around all damn day waiting to donate plasma.
We are not called /v/agabond because we play dirty. We are called /v/agabond because we are dirt poor neigha danchou please promote the club to get 5 new members now.
>>2903640I *would* resort to selling it if fuckers paid for that stuff here. I was homeless once and I remembered about people selling plasma from movies and TV so I went and asked around and people looked at me like I was some kind of monster for even implying I was kinda hoping they'd pay me.
>>2903648yup, that's another thing in favor of Bo3 that makes me not want to change it. First to 3 might also make the stakes TOO long and might make them lose the hype of having multiple ties, Bo3 format gave us some amazing kino that wouldn't happen with FT3
>>2903663>EY DAWG ANY OF YOU WANT TO BUY MY PLASMA??>Honey, call the police
>>2903661Your Danchou should post his wife more in advertising
>>2903661i thought yall just like the manga?>>2903659yeah, makes sense. though in the clinic where i donate usually the queues are rather small (well, since its donations, not selling)i usually donate plasma, not blood, since im AB+
>>2903661you're called /v/agabond because /v/agabondS wouldn't fit
>>2903649Nigger the downside has been explained multiple timesHow many people will be running Hishi Ama in todays stakes? Probably 0, maybe 1.Now why are you gonna ban the Hishi Ama oshi fag from joining 2 rooms at once, making it basically impossible for his oshi to win the stakes?The stakes are not about the people joining. Nobody goes on about how Oy Neigh Danchou won the stakes even though his Suzuka won all the races. We just say Suzuka won. Stop caring about who joins, it doesn't matter, I wish we could censor names in rooms because of retards like you
>>2903638That's very fair. I think ultimately a lot of people feel like they're not able to join in and get upset about not being able to participate in the big crowning event. I personally will try to only join one lobby per round to give people a chance to get in, but thats just me.
I have a better idea, kick every player with a Teio profile or if they are a Xogger user
>>2903669X is a bad influence on Hayahide
Speaking of plasma, how are the good doctors at Horse MD?
>>2903635Yeah it's a weird balance between not ripping people of but not incentivesing people selling their body.Obviously the solution is somehow helping the people who resort to this, but I feel postulating how to improve society does not belong here so I won't
>>2903671i'm backreading and was at that exact post wtf scary
>>2903669GOD
>>2903669DAMN
>>2903642>>2903646>71 of those hours were spent discussing who has the best tits
>>2903403Group A, feel like I did my best but I know I'm likely to get Xog'd
>>2903649No, telling people to only get in once is a bad idea. And thankfully it will never happen, just be faster
>>2903672No anon, I don't care about who joins. I think you're misunderstanding my argument, there's just a lot of guys who get frustrated that they can't join or participate at all>Train speed.Yes I know, but when there's a minimum of 50 people trying to simultaneously get into a room at the same time shit can get tough, know what im saying? Still, it's just something to consider.
threadly reminder that the schizo likes to cause mischief on stakes day and was even making fake rooms last time to disrupt things. Please keep your debates civil and try not to reply to blatant bait
>>2903678We chillin
>>2903683>>2903684the Biwa hivemind is powerful.
>>2903691>even making fake roomsnot even that, he was just posting random rooms from the lobby. Kinda like how the scatjeet said he made a bot to post exactly like us and drive us insane and he was simply copying posts from the archive manuallyAnyways there will be some foul play attempts so just ignore anything out of the ordinary
>>2903691I fucking hate that the schizo ruined any chance of more stakes rooms in general being made. People legitimately saying it should be killed off if the two hosts quit.
>>2903691Debates are pretty civil though, I think some level of reform can be reached but how that looks is still not clear to me.
>>2903669Is this all it takes for a uma's PR to go up? Being bigger and sluttier?
>>2903691first ever good dotopost in history
>>2903685>well that about wraps things up>*whisper whisper*>Oh, right. We still need to settle the matter on slavery
>>2903691>>2903694>>2903695Stop talking about shit that's not even happening right now, this is just a simple debate. You give attention you just make it more likely. Last post about this
>>2903640It's not legal to sell it in Ausfagland, it's donation only.
>>2903690Nobody was crazy enough to mutate a Dirt Suzuka other than Oy Neigh DanchouI think when Kita became queen it was the same person who won both timesIf you block people from joining multiple rooms you are gonna fuck over every oshi pick.They can be faster if they want to join
>>2903700Stakes being killed off because no one wants other hosts should be talked about though.
>>2903702>Kita>Oshi pick
How about this. In this victory stakes, I will use the nastiest debuffer you can imagine. I am talking about the face of plague herself. Speed eater, battle formation, everything to make sure YOUR uma is racing on burning coals.And don't worry, I'll have surprises for every type of runner, pace chasers better pray really hard.
bros, i dont want to draw the background, could anyone tell me how a background/scene is named of a normal damn racecourse/stands?
>>2903696>>2903700The debate is fine. It's just a threadly reminder to KEEP it comfy
>>2903699kek saved. Remember that one time a guy asked on /v/ who gave the best bj and the thread got completely derailed because we are civilized but pent up
>>2903709There's absolutely nothing stopping you from doing that. It wouldn't do shit but nothing stopping you.
>>2903694>Kinda like how the scatjeet said he made a bot to post exactly like usThat was so fucking funny, he made a bot to shit up the thread and it basically acted like an unhinged /vg/ poster
>>2903708Where there 5 Kitas in every room like there's gonna be 5 Oguris in every room tonight?She was an oshi pick, not every oshi needs to be garbage tier
>>2903713it's Digital btw
>>2903710Why would you need that when you already have the most beautiful and resplendent of all backgrounds?
Is she the first uma fig to get reissued?Is Kingu really that powerful?
>>2903721well would you want to see 6 operas explode?
>>2903720We've been over this multiple times. Digital is too much in her own head to GIVE good head. She has no experience. She's read a lot of doujins, but those aren't realistic at all. Digi would suck at first, but over a long period of time you could train her as she becomes less embarrassed/nervous around you. Due to her initial poor technique, she shoudl be somewhere in the middle rankings. High potential, but low initial aptitude. Some umas on the other hand are experts due to experience...
>>2903723I love this specific pose of her so much
>>2903723biiiig forehead
>>2903709Throw a 564 Festival Sichi and pray for an accel nuke KEK
>>2903727Where do you think Princess gets that from?
>>2903709The ones you named would have literally no effect in a one trainee per player race, retardbro.
>>2903725Someone actually remade the tier list recently a few threads ago, just missing zephyr, who would be in terrible tier due to literally blowing on it
>>2903709A debuffer that merely exists to slow everyone down doesn't really accomplish much. You'd need multiple for them to do damage. A debuffer only works on a team comp as your guys get to benefit. but in a giant stakes room nobody benefits, and everyone will take a dominator hit equally. Although maybe it could help the people in the back if enough went off and they were positioned more up front
>>2903734How does Taishin give Umazing head?
/uma/ is planning to invade the stakes. Again.
>>2903734>just missing zephyr, who would be in terrible tier due to literally blowing on itIt's funny because it' true
>>2903724Well it would be kinda funny
>>2903734I count at least 3 autists and a child in that top tier so
>>2903734>airjobi'm considering
>>2903734Yeah no I don't agree with this one at all. There's literally no reason for Tosho or Teio to be in the highest tier. They're stupid brats. Horrible list, and Digi wouldn't even be in great but rather "good" or maybe even mediocre if we're going off a first date type situation. She's just way too nervous and would clam up. So many things wrong with that list I'm better off just making my own.
>>2903734doto this low?this has to be a sick joke, shame on whatever retard made this
>>2903727literally the sexiest bit of any woman, add thick eyebrows and you get perfection
>>2903734Biwa the banana fiend would be in Umazing! I just know it
>>2903745*Windjob
>>2903716Fronts inherently can't be oshi picks. They are soulless puppets engineered by Oy Neigh to keep their invisible evil rule over the poor people of /v/ma. Wake up, the answer is right in front of your eyes!
>>2903747Doto would bite your dick off on accident
that's it? that's the outing? she just jumps... once?
>>2903747My neigha, she would accidentally bite it off
>>2903748women aren't real tho
>>2903752nonfronters are subuman
>>2903738Taishin is 4 feet 9 inches of pure frustration and it has to go somewhere.
>>2903758Fair enough
>>2903754She eats a burger
>>2903744>and a childWell technically....they all are, even maru
>>2903752Oy Neigh is a larper Front club, they're all gonna be running Xogs again
>>2903755Doto would trip "accidentally" and instantly make me bust with the perfect pressure paizuri
>>2903757Just what I'd expect from Oy Neigh. The Hokkocaust didn't happen, Oy Neigh didn't lose 6 million fans!
>>2903761Doesn't maru slut it up in bubbly land and go out drinking with tazuna
>>2903761By child I precisely meant Maruzen, obviously.
>woke up at 1:50 PMwell today's gonna be a good day
>>2903758>Taishin is 4 feet 9 inchesThere's no what shes that short
>>2903767She's 25 in horse years
none of you neighasteins actually understands how Doto's clumsiness works
>XogNot even once.
>>2903754sometimes she flails her arms like a special needs kid when you bring them to the isle with cartoon/game CDs
>>2903769based bvttscratcher but remember to wash your hands
>>2903766Maru has literally gone x100 times to the club to slut it up.
>>2903774No I'm pretty sure I do
>Tama's indoor hangout is her houseWHAT did cygames mean by this?
>>2903772145 cmThere's a reason she's has a chip on her umalet shoulder bigger than she is
>>2903775Same here king, NEVER XOG never lose your soul
>>2903780She's poor
>>2903774Some anons know too well how her "clumsiness" works
>>2903780broke ass doesn't have money for a real date
>>2903772She's 145cm.
>>2903780Bitches will do anything to avoid paying
>>2903780It's nice Tama gets a unique graphic for her house, might as well reuse it
>>2903780>>2903785
I just learned about this. I want to congratulate Windybros on their big win.
It isn't a date it's an outing. Strictly professional.
>multiple overlapping distress calls
>>2903779anyone got the one where she 'accidentally' marries her trainer
>>2903794Man, it took forever! Shes getting a new song too idk if you heard
>>2903794and her new song https://youtu.be/xhmSwyT2p0E?si=d9Co9ZjrZL9yyqE6&t=164
We all had her, sure. But he?
>>2903746I can at least get Teio because the game presents her as a prodigy that can do well at whatever she wants. Sweepy I'm less certain about.
>>2903805Teio has an attitude problem and she's a brat. She would get bored, be disinterested, and wouldn't be focused on (You), but rather her own bratty bullshit. This is the problem with someone like Teio. She'd have to be "trained", and any of them could be, but initially she would probably suck at it. She can't just be a prodigy at every damn thing she tries, I don't think her personality is right for it. In fact she seems like the kind of person who would be grossed out by it at first
>>2903786God Sei is so hot, especially that one reverse NTR series with her female trainer and (You)
>>2903734yaeno muteki has a black belt in sucking cock
>>2903804imagine nothingness that you felt before you were born? nah, imagine currenlet
Some CM19 rooms to pass the time? Just got done with some stuff
>>2903812why haven't I heard of that before post it immediately
>>2903812the what serieswhat the fuck is the hentai scene for this game?this shit and the McQueen Teio one sound insane
>>2903819>the McQueen Teio one
>>2903801Absolutely Nanoda.
>>2903819>the McQueen Teio onelink?
>>2903801>>2903799I'm shoooo happy for my Windybroooos!!!
>>2903819>the McQueen TeioAre you talking about thank you mcqueen
Honestly memes aside, she is very pretty
>>2903824https://hitomi.la/doujinshi/thank-you-mcqueen-english-3500938.html#1
>>2903811It's more that I at least get the logic behind the placement. I'd be more scared of putting anything in Oguri's mouth.
>>2903824>>>/v/718119000
>>2903818XperiumDraig
>>2903829her entire skull would fit perfectly in the bowl
>>2903812well? where is it, we demand to see the reverse ntr series
>>2903829we wuv falco here
>>2903831This. Same goes for Spe. Being fat does not make them automatically good at giving head, it just doesn't. Oguri in particular is a hazard. Only thing she cares about is eating and running. She'd have zero idea what she's doing and chomp down on accident daydreaming about a carrot steak. You just KNOW not being able to eat it would frustrate her immensely
>>2903832hot
>>2903840
>>2903831Oguri is a massive people pleaser. If you asked her for a blowjob by god she is going to give you the best blowjob she can.
>>2903833wait I know this artstylethis cannot be happening
>>2903830Oh its this one, isnt this guro or something? No interest
>>2903833>sloppa
>>2903829I think falcon should be rounder and smarter
>>2903832that's just /dbs/posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHUHrTnr9gkWhy are sprinters so retarded?
>>2903829Falco only looks good with her hair down.>image too largeJust pretend I attached an image of a hair-down Falcowife.
>>2903840Danchou, kill him.
>>2903805Sweep is also a prodigy and is mostly held back by motivation issuesIn a situation where she genuinely wanted to give good head for whatever reason, she'd probably do a good job (or at the very least would go out of her way to git gud and end up improving rapidly), but if her heart wasn't in it I think she'd immediately drop to bottom tier.I agree that she probably doesn't belong in the top tier overall, unless we're only considering an ideal scenario where each uma is really into it
>>2903830It's not often I wish I didn't click on a hentai link.
>>2903845Which artstyle is this copying?
>>2903829Even without memes I think she looks too dumb. Something about her eyes makes it look like absolutely nothing is going on inside of her head.
>start a drawing during the last stake thread>be a lazy FAGGOT>also break a footWEW LAD! Barely Finished the thing. Here is Rickey, winning the dirtslop CM /v/ stakes
>>2903426Day is ruined...
>>2903859Kankan33333
>>2903859kankan hopefully there are not the same guy
>>2903867kinohope your foot is healing alright
>>2903867AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEgood job, made me kek
>>2903867
>>2903867>palette on the finished piecebricked
>>2903876nah, its alright, a stress fracture i noticed somewhat early. ive an office job, so i just kinda limp(in a way that doesnt put more stress on that part of the foot) to the bus station and back instead of jogging or taking a bicycle, but otherwise its alright>>2903882AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM A DORK
>>2903885No anon that's not a pallete, those are just errr random scattered energy particles from the blast!
>>2903830WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>2903886>>2903882i believe its a common "new drawfriend mistake" but my drawings really quickly devolve into layerslop. ive no idea where it is lmao
>>2903829To quantify how round Smart Falcon's head is, we can treat the visible head shape as a 2D geometric object and use a couple of standard shape-analysis measurements. First, we need the approximate dimensions of the head. Measuring from the top of the skull/hairline to the chin gives a vertical diameter of approximately:>d_max = 380 pxMeasuring across the widest part of the cheeks gives a horizontal diameter of approximately:>d_min = 360 pxThe simplest way to compare these dimensions is the aspect ratio:>R = d_min / d_max>R = 360 / 380>R ≈ 0.947A perfect circle has an aspect ratio of 1.0. Therefore, an aspect ratio of 0.947 means the head is about 94.7% as wide as it is tall, making it quite close to circular in its overall proportions. However, aspect ratio only tells us about the two main dimensions. We can go a step further and look at the shape's area and perimeter with the Isoperimetric Quotient, For this calculation, we can approximate the head as an ellipse with semi-major and semi-minor axes of:>a = 190 px>b = 180 pxThe area of the ellipse is:>A = piab>A = pi(190)(180)>A ≈ 107,442 px^2Next, we estimate the ellipse's perimeter using Ramanujan's approximation:>P = pi[3(a + b) - square root((3a + b)(a + 3b))]Substituting our values:>P ≈ 1,162.6 pxWe can now calculate the Isoperimetric Quotient, also called the circularity index:>e = (4piA) / P^2Substituting the area and perimeter:>e = (4pu × 107,442) / (1,162.6)^2>e ≈ 0.9989A perfect circle has an isoperimetric quotient of exactly 1.0, so our value of 0.9989 indicates that the idealized elliptical model is extremely close to a perfect circle. In conclusion, Smart Falcon has an approximately 0.947 aspect ratio and a 0.9989 circularity index. Mathematically speaking, she is a round fuck.
>>2903867holy fucking kino
>>2903867LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2903867KEKAROOOOOOO
>>2903892quick tips that save lives: in most drawing programs, holding the pen over an element of the drawing (like when you want to copy a color) should show the layer that element is inthat genuinely changed my life when I found out
>>2903867My fucking sides
>>2903894HOLY SHIT
>>2903894Nootice how falco's head is measurable unlike biwa's
>>2903894speaking of round heads, what's the biggest one out of all the umas?
Do artists make good programmers?
>>2903894based mathfag
>>2903892I need to pick up drawing forreal. Used to doodle and do quick little portraits when I was in high school but invested most of my creative energy into music. Now that I want to make games I feel I should at least be able to draft up some concept art for my characters and do some crude animations. But to do that I feel I need to learn how to actually do shading and how to draw someone from different angles and what have you. Even if it's pixelart, I need the fundamentals to be good. It's a whole ordeal so props to going for it, ya did good son.
>>2903909>>2903910Its just hair, guys
>>2903867FUCKIN KINO
>>2903852why would machan do this
Any Frontfags had some luck in publics for CM19?
>>2903922I'm still in the mines looping
>>2903922
>>2903922Ehhhh, not doing TOO terribly desu
>>2903911i studied applied maths before drawing that rickey>>2903910>>2903909>>2903907Sorry falcobros, and uman rights activists, i kind of had to mutilate her, and >2903894 might find it interesting, but look at her!!!
>>2903932AIIIEEEEE MINAIDE TOREINAAA
>>2903894Now this is kino
>>2903932Jesus christ
>>2903932You could play basketball with that
>Top tier art department shitpost>Top tier science department shitpost10/10 filler thread holy shit
>>2903903>you just hold D in CSP for it to workthanks a lot! it WILL be useful>>2903913GANBARE, TORENA!!!
>>2903932OH NO NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD
>>2903932I wife this with no shame
>>2903922still in the loopa mines, it feels weird building dedicated front aces again after abandoning them from CM16-18
>>2903932What did she mean by this?
>>2903892use folders more bwo
>>2903943thanks man! what i dont have in the roomas, i got in blender and csp>>2903867btw if anyones wondering, it was a (majorly traced) Master Rochi's ult from dbfz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDuVNkwrYV8&t=3m3s>>2903958Bro whats wrong with your bucket?
>>2903950 (me)STOP GIVING ME LONG SPARKS AIEEEEEE
It's getting very round in here...
>>2903958Holy FUARK
KFC OUTINGS FUCKING WHEN
>>2903978When it stops being dogshit in the US
>>2903976
>>2903973>>2903949>>2903932>>2903937ROUNDER
>*muffled Curren screaming*
so what's the history of all stakes winners thus far
I don't have any MLB pal cards or any notable premium SSR at MLB (let alone 3LB) except for Kitasan. How does one get consistent SS auto parents in this case?
>>2903981>Black is the only one that ran fast and had children with multiple womenWhat did they mean by this?
>>2903980Just say never, it'll hurt less.
>>2903990Would you mind posting all your deck? We can figure it out
WHERE'S THE GOLDSHIP DRAWING?
>>2903994You'll get your drawing when YOU FIX THIS DAMN HAND
Does the game ever get good again or is it going to be debuffslop for all eternity?
>>2903989Since the forming of /v/ma the lineage has continued on, unbroken.>Mayano>Goldship>Grass>Maru (summer)>Taiki>Creek>Taiki(double crown)>Seiun>Curren>Suzuka>Maru(summer)(double crown)>Xoguri>Xoguri (double crown)>Vbourbon>Kitasan>Ardan>RickeyEach one has its own stories, triumphs and failures (and some VERY big failures) nevertheless, each one had very funny shit happen during their time.
>>2904002>CurrenAha, you mean Falco, right?
>implying you wouldn't this
>>2904005I wouldn't.
>>2904000Debuffers get exponentially weaker as time goes on
>>2903990Running GL, borrowing Throne, using SRs with great SP output like Sweepy (arguably better than Kita for auto), Stam Maya, Wit Tachyon, stacking golds and cheap single circle greens. Some umas are also built different, like Maya who's a fucking score printer with a chance of fast learner.
>>2904004sorry but that was vetoed because we didn't like losing to her in cm3
>>2904002Seuin was not my queen.
>>2904005All my instincts as a huwhite man scream at me to breed a blue-eyed redhead which is why Taiki is my waifu.
>>2904004NEVER EVER
>>2904002>Grass and Golshi still the only backliners to have won it to this daySasuga flower of 日本
>>2904002How was the gold ship era? Ive heard everyone mention everyone else but not her
>>2904023Because she will always be the worst, the great uma purge happened, the /v/ooners revolution happened, the falcon from hell happened, and she's the only one that never got OC. Even maya got a drawing even when the whole thing wasn't formalized.
>>2904023
>>2904023Basically this.
>>2904023same as all the other ones bro
>>2904023Catastrophic
>>2904028Wait...what if the queen decides who wins plat or not? What if it was all rigged to begin with?
>>2904023It was great. Nothing bad happened and we all had a wonderful time
I’m going to take (you) on an outing if you don’t get back to doing fans runs right now.
>>2904028Context on the great uma purge?T. Newma
We hit rock bottom when he had to use the AI threads on /v/ as a safe refuge. AIbros were chill thou.
>>2904028
>>2904023Non-existent, people just didn't do much like Oguri because back in CM2 it was golshi game and literally nothing could stand up to golshi that cm so they viewed it as boring.
Anybody uninstalling if they lose again?
>>2904050We?
>>2904014Let's run it back
>>2904049There were two great uma purges, allow me to explain the event.>Have a very active thread during MARVELOUS SUNDAY>gets 404d>a bunch of other threads start popping up again, the usual, a bit slower and comfier>when they started picking up steam some anti-uma schizo started spamming in them about going to /vg/, gacha not being games, horse tranny, the usual>schizo starts mass reporting threads to the janny, even makes a thread directly calling us out in the catalog >janny has a completely schizophrenic meltdown 10+ uma threads deleted before they can even reach 10 posts>umabros still post threads, theyre all insta deleted>some umabros get upset and start making threads calling out the janny, they instantly get 404d and possibly b&>schizo has an insane meltdown and starts spamming nikocado hole, horse gore and pizza in the catalog begging to ban us>after a couple of hours, janny and schizo destroy eachother and another uma thread pops up in the catalogDuring the first great uma purge around 50 or threads were lost, during the second great uma purge we fucking got kicked out of /v/ after 100 threads got deleted and had to take refuge in /vmg/. Both were during the gold ship era.
>>2904055Yes, we at *reads notes* Ong Neigh will all be disbanding if we lose.
>>2904055No, I like the game and i dont care if i lose a coinflip. I am sane and made it to A finals
>>2904023It fucking sucked, which is why we don't talk about it. Gold Ship was considered THE braindead meta pick for that CM, so her winning was the most boring outcome possible (roughly equivalent to Oguri winning a Stakes nowadays)The only interesting things i can remember from her reign are:>It was the first /v/ictory Stakes to have multiple races, which IIRC was largely because people didn't want to accept Golshi as the winner at first>Falco was discovered to be meta for Cancer cup if you were able to mutate her up from turf E, which was a huge deal since it was the first significant difference between JP and global metas for an upcoming CM>I think Seiunlets also became a big deal around that time, since Seiun's banner ended shortly after Gemini finals?
>>2903981>And here you will stay, Xoguri the Grey, and rest from journeys. For I am Kitasan the Wise, Kitasan Plat-maker, Kitasan of Many Colours
Now time to start grinding Ryan+Dober and Healer Grass +??? for next 2 CMs
>>2904064NOT ONG NEIGH
>>2904072kek, saved
>>2904073Yes, this is great. How are the grandparents?
>>2904070>It was the first /v/ictory Stakes to have multiple racesIt was the first stakes full stop.
Doing manual MANT runs to hit SS for some parent runs and it's unironically more fun than GL.
>>2904055No but having to suffer as the backup singers in Ms Victoria for a third time in a row will be demoralizing, I swear I’ve only been pitted against turbowhales ever since that song was added
>>2904055Far ahead of you chump. I'm uninstalling as we speak. I already calculated the result of each and every one of my CMs in my head.
>>2904070Not to mention, that was the first controversial stakes decision with makween winning 2 out of 4
This game is ruining my mental health. I'm spending all day worrying about CM finals and dooming about me losing. I don't even know why, I always make A Finals and I'm not a platlet but it still bothers me that my girls might not pull through
>>2904079You are fucking crazy. But anyway, we are almost halfway through GL. It will be okay
>>2904083It's okay to get anxious but you're not supposed to get mentally ill over it. Dial it back
>>2904082didnt she only win one?
>>2904086Yeah I'm crazy...crazy in love with trackkblazer boo
>>2903981>ignoring Kitasan Love Song, Kitasan Jewelry, and Kitasan AcademyWhat are you, gay?
>>2904078Oh right, wasn't the first one that Maya won called something slightly different? /v/inning Stakes or whatever?Either way, my point is that it was the first time our q/v/een was decided with multiple races instead of just one>>2904082I could've sworn it was a 3-1 split in Golshi's favour, plus a 4fun side race where Golshi was banned
>>2904086>only 2/6 CMs done>halfway
>>2904089Perhaps, maybe im misremembering. All in all, I do find it funny that it happened during gemini of all signs.
>>2903922yeah doing fine so far UNLESS it's EC Xogevery room is debuffs though
>>2904094This time of year goes extremely fast, when you blink it will already be over
>>2904083>I always make A Finals and I'm not a platletI always make A finals and only have 1 (ONE) plat in the Mickey Mouse distance after 17 CMs, so I always feel like a third-rate loser. You are not alone
>>2904077They are loopas, opera stuck to GP duties forever
>>2904002>>2904063also newma, which era did we move from /v/ to /vm/ (what was the story behind it)
>>2904053Something would have happened if that lazy fuck actually delivered that pic
>>2904093It was just the afterparty race, it didn't get coined until people hyped up gold ship vs mayano.
>>2904099FUARK. I need good borrowslop for loopas
>>2904063>insane meltdown and starts spamming nikocado hole, horse gore and pizza in the catalog begging to ban usI don't want to say I miss this, but it was such a sight to behold and I had never experienced anything like this so it's weird that we'll (hopefully) never see this again>>2904102Queen Maruzensky II led us through the bunker saga into the promised land from the 3rd great purge from which we didn't manage to recover as they resorted to outright banning EVERYONE who even posted in an uma thread on /v/
>>2904104And now the afterparty is a diddyparty
>>2904102That's a longer tale involving diplomats, IRCs, bots, schizos, Jiggie War Rooms, THAT, homesteading, /*ma/ and search & rescue.
>>2904102long story short 2-3 faggot jannies picked a bone with us and it got unbearablethreads could barely last 100 posts before getting sent to shadow realm and the schizos got even wilder
>>2904053not even taishin? with encroaching shadow and all, but i guess golshi had a gold recovery innate
>>2904105Most good borrows are full and you have to camp loopacord for slots. I have 2 friends for looping, this Inari and an oguri whenever the Inari guy temporarily changes to something else
>>2904114>not even taishinTaishin was hyped up as a boogieman ever since CM1, and jobbed horribly in both Taurus and Gemini. It became a Golshi fest on the actual CM day. There was a "no-golshi" >fun race held on the same day where a Taishin did win. That's about it
I'm not sure any other /v/ community could've had and survived the bunker saga, it was impressive to see the ability to coordinate operation Hot Summer Girl and the entire process until our landing on /vm/. Having clubs helped a lot but you neighas are great
>>2904050I swear every banned community from /v/ ends up using AI threads to hide from the jannies at one point. I've seen it happen like 4 times already lmao
>>2904114For what it's worth, Taishin is considered the KWABOTY 2025 after jobbing tremendously hard
>>2904111>Jiggie War Roomswhen I made the first jiggie room, I wanted it to be a neutral zone for all to enjoy....
>Would you rather have money or go on a date with Oguri?
>>2904102We moved during maruzensky 2, something broke shortly after the infamous tsurumaru post. That made the moderation team completely break and go all hands on deck to completely wipe us out from the map. It was arguably one of (if not the) biggest crackdowns in /v/ history, immediately after the stakes were over they got deleted. Every single person who posted in an uma thread got banned, no exception or quarter, day and night 24/7 uma threads would be deleted within seconds and every posters inside them banned. Thus ensued the bunker saga, operation: hot summer girl and the Exodus. But that's a story better left untold.
>>2904125Why would I want to go on a date with Oguri
>>2904102>which era did we move from /v/ to /vm/Right around the start of Maruzensky's second reign, so just after Pisces cup ended in early MANT>(what was the story behind it)Mods had been trying to purge umafags off of /v/ for like half a year, and eventually escalated to handing out blanket GLOBAL 1-day bans to everyone in the threadsSticking around obviously wasn't feasible at that point, so long story short after a period of uncertainty we eventually started making threads on this board instead
Never forget.
>>2904128Oh my fucking LORD, did he ever finish this? I literally became a drooling lizard brain caveman for a second
>>2904135WHEN I SAY /V/MAYOU SAY WON/V/MA!
>>2904128>infamous tsurumaru post.Qrd?this lore is extremely entertaining
>>2904138WON
>>2904121And it worked! You had a guy spamming his ai "art" of two dragons getting sexy while fellow umabros discussed the next CM.
>>2904125Money so I can buy 10 burgers and eat them all in front of Oguri while she looks at me with pleading eyes for me to share one with her
>>2904149>whenlike 2.5 or 3 years bwuh
>>2904149
>>2904137Drawer here. I'm a lazy faggot so no I didn't lol, it was kinda just meant to be a sexy doodle. I'm working on uma stuff rn though. Still glad you liked it so much, WUV YOU
>>2904149>WANT TO NWhat did he mean by this?
>>2904138I REALLY WANT TO FUCK TSURUMARU TSUYOSHI, WHEN IS SHE COMING TO GLOBAL?You didn't see anything, neither me messing up spoilers nor the typo.
>>2904149>whenbanner right before 4.0th anni (almond eye speed)so 2028
>>2904156Messed it up again award
>>2904156What?
Ok fine I'm simply incapable, make fun of me. I deserve it.
>>2904156?shows first half of april 2028 in umamoe
Tsuru a cute and its a shame she never gets an alt because her racewear sucks
>>2904149>>2904156
>>2904156
>>2904162id help but ive no clue what the fuck was the intention here
>2904156pack your bags kido
>>2904168I wanted to spoiler everything except one W, one O, and one N. And somehow fucked it up twice.
I don't want to fuck Tsuru because I can only see her as this baby 'nooki.
boskeletonrp
>>2904174I'm afraid for der/v/edos this is seen as a plus
>>2904170not just A dork>>2904171i just doublespoiler everything to ensure it works as intendedboskeletonrpI REALLY WANT TO FUCK TSURUMARU TSUYOSHI, WHEN IS SHE COMING TO GLOBAL?
Kill newmafagsKiss oldmachads
>>2904174Boo!
>>2904178You did it
The funniest queen art I saw was Maruzensky running over Grass.
'tism hours
>>2904180Many are saying this
>>2904178Who the fuck is Borp?
>>2904178Guess someone grew all up and finally won
>>2904178Thank you for your knowledge, o wise one.
>>2904185sure beats SEA hours
׳>>2904185YIP
>>2904156>smartest /v/ma poster
Restart doesn't work properly right? It procs too late to do anything against properly timed groundwork?
>>2904174wish this thing would cough in my mouth
>>2904181NOOOOO TURN HER BACK
>>2904139I wasn't there so I don't have the full story, but from what I've pieced together, someone posting a tsurumaru webm mocking the mods led to this sequence of events in very short succession.>Autosaged>Thread locked>User banned>Thread DeletedThat post got us kicked out but anyway, enough lore dumps as fun as they may be. We should be getting ready for finals.
>>2904198
>>2904196In the immortal words of Wuver Boy:>You want a piece of restart?>you better start from the start
>>2904196You're correct, restart unfortunately sucks
>>2904154don't even mention it mate, I WUV your work and I probably have saved every single thing you ever posted here on my personal archive. You are great
>>2904105735638144386Grab it before it's full againLate Surger mayano loopa
Rise AND shine faggots.Anyone up for CM19 testing for the heck of it?
>>2904200actually that one BA poster got us kicked but yes let's prepare for the finals
>>2904208Thank you! Good luck in finals
>>2904202>>2904203Such a shame. I wish more skills were actually viable so that we could have infinitely diverse skillsets. Make the skills so divergently good that the builds start melting.
>>2904211Ill ask another time. Lets get ready for the finals.
>>2904210>Rise AND shine faggots.It is 1 in the afternoon
>>2904210testing WHAT
Are there any meme strats for cm19 that can be used to fuck up Xoguri positioning and make them whiff recoveries, like that one early cm where people ran front Urara?
>>2904210sure
>>2904218
>>2903739Nonsense. I work during the stakes.
>>2904210it's 4 PM... i can spectate in case you don't have hakuraku
>>2904221the crimes youre aware of are only the beginning
>>2904218>>2904220
>>2904218>>2904220Wrong board.
>>2904219triple late/end to cuck them of pump+mpb but the chances are you'l cuck yourself out of it too
>>2904227
>>2904227C'mon bwo!
clean it up janny
>>2904233>BW-ACK!
>>2904226did he do any slop dahbys
>>2904018Backliners a shit but Grass is one of the good ones.
>>2904238I don't think the AI is ready for somethhing as demonic as that
DO NOTCALL MEBWOOOOOO
Well, that was fun while it lasted.
>>2904248Ignore retards
>>2904247top is rice trying to do her best curren impression
bwobwoken
Greetings, people of /v/buyaI have come to announce the " 4th Princess Dropout" starts in 13 hoursthe rules are simple, bring your CM Uma for the last CM, BUT no Queen of /vm/Race track: 1600m, Hanshin, firm condition, fall, cloudy, Mood Great, 1 Uma per trainerBan List: Oguri Cap, Mihono Bourbon, Maruzensky, Mayano Top Gun, Gold Ship, Seiun Sky, Super Creek, Taiki Shuttle, Grass Wonder, Curren Chan, Silence Suzuka, Kitasan Black,Mejiro Ardan and current Copano RickeyThe Dropout will begin 11h AFTER the /v/ictory StakesWith that, i wish everyone good luck for the CMgoing to bed, see you guys tomorrow when everything calmed down
>>2904249Fair nuffDoes anyone know about the kitasan white free pulls? Im a backliner main so I don't want her so can I not log in to get em for support instead
>>2904242The mere thought of winning 2 back-to-back 18-field races seems like pure fantasy to my little latenigger mind.
>>2904249Yeah, but it doesn't make me feel any better. Man they're fucking annoying.
>>2904248i mean, a lil' bit of this, then a lil bit of that, i did my fair share of blendering, im just playing other vidya with the thread on the second screen
>>2904260>Tranny gameFitting, ludo
>>2904244Are you larping as a janny or something, why are you warning him here instead of an actual warning
>>2904259Have you remembered to thank the hard-working janitors?
>>2904256Yeah you can do that but you should consider picking up NY dia, she's an excellent long specialist. Its not worth losing out on the gibs.
Keibalords... His journey is overhttps://nitter.kareem.one/HKJapanHorse/status/2095054292587827213Chinkgod Romantic Warrior is retiring to Emuland
>>2904267NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You know what would be really cool? If I got something other than a pace chaser spark.
>>2904256>check NY cards>sweepy witwhat the fuck
>>2904256Its actually support first this time around
>>2904256Doesn't matter if you don't like fronts. You need her for league of heroes.
When do they add the love hotel option to the outings?
>>2904279Alicesoft collab in a few years
>>2904276You don't unless your goal is top 96, you can get max group rewards with pretty much anything. Backliners are just the path of least resistance, though she is a good pick regardless, pace uses her too
>>2904219All end xogger heals are independent of what the other racers are doing.
>>2904269KYR will have to pick up the slack now, maybe if he wins the Everest again he goes to fight in the UK but I doubt it...
>>2904276You NEED a new hobby with bait like this
>>2904279when all of them grow up
>>2904287>Backliners are just the path of least resistanceuhhh you mean the other way around?
>>2904279That's the bond level 12 reward.
>>2904275>cardslop carryover to umakinoconsidering
>>2904260ooh, i assume just vanilla right? not modded? currently doing celeste archipelago with a few friends
>>2904279>when toreina doesn't take you to the wuv hotel
>>2904293Its 6 am sorry im stupid, fronts are the path of least resistance
>>2904279There's already one in the background of the niigga track
>>2904295Honestly not a bad choice cuz the supports are niche, one is end closer exclusive and not really worth pulling, the other sucks major dick
This isn't that bad I guess, dunno if I should skip Helios or not
>>2904275>supports>Spe gutsNSM i guess?>sweepy witrestraint + 0.4 accel if you don't rush + stay at 5th or lower EZ
>>2904296just decided to replay the base game after a long while. the DUDE WIND LMAO discussion reminded me of my favourite song in the game, and the favourite chapter (the one with the wind, lol) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr-SWzqNpM0already did my fair share of goldens and speedruns back in the day, but didnt keep up with the game for a few years>celeste archipelagowhats that?
>>2904306Helios is pretty great but shes only a miler, and you can prob push her back for the gyaruma banner
>>2904256so if i really want kita white, is the play to stop playing for 5 days so i can get 100 free pulls on kitasan?
ONE HOUR AND 25 MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIE
>>2904288>track agnostic accel PLUS carryover>ult also lobby agnostic>ult also role agnostic >every single distance/track proficiency known to man>every single strategy proficiency known to manI know we hate her but somehow it never feels enough.
I neede to save carats on my main but I still wanted to have her so I could read her story, so I spent all of my carats in my alt account, she took me to fucking pity. Now my alt can't pull for anything but I don't think I'll regret it
>>2904320Remember when front xoguri was a thing? Bitch can straight up do EVERYTHING.
>>2904320I will celebrate when her suffering arc starts, I will giggle every time and then not tune in for the last episode and delude myself into her breaking a leg on track
>>2904322Doing this will make you want her on your main
>>2904322>cucked by own alt
>>2904325You should not hate oguri, without her there's no keiba. You should hate THEM
>>2904316>Helios is prettyStopped reading there.
and then she ate all of the food AHAHAHAHAA
>>2904331You never gave me lightning surge you fucking whore
>>2904333If only she stopped at the food
>>2904336Anyone notice rubertfags been acting real uppity now that the milekino is coming to a close
>>2904311>archipelagoa multi-game randomizer where all items are randomized across all the other games with different checks (for example, killing a randomized boss in Dark Souls 2 can get you a berry in Celeste)>Celeste ArchipelagoThe randomizer basically cucks you out of almost all your movement options (you can only walk and jump, no climb or dash) or items (no springs, dash crystals, traffic blocks, etc ) while opening the start of every level, and you have to find (or get sent them, ie each directional dash in the 8 directions or dream blocks)Each item check for me is entering a new room, finding a new checkpoint, getting a collectable, finishing a levelIt's really fun, and makes you learn some tech that you haven't learned before sometimes
and then she cooked all of the food AHAHAHAHAA
I find it really cute that zephyr admires her irl sire Nihon Pillow Winner, I wonder why she hasnt been added to the game yet?
>>2904342BIG buonos
>>2904343That an alt?
>>2904326>>2904327Both accounts are literally mine, I cannot build Fronts and I always run triple Pace on Sprint. I only wanted her because I don't want to forget her
>>2904342>and then she cooked all of the food AHAHAHAHAABuono, is omega underrated
>>2904323Front Xoguri was without exception the hardest thing I've ever tried and the amount of time spent on her was not worth it af all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLpwqD08nw4+1 WIT+5 SPECIAL PRIORITY+500 HOPE
pleeeeease I can't do this anymore aaaahhhh goddd whyyy I've done hundreds of runs PLEEEEAAASEEEEE
>>2904343>watch one of her lobby conversations>she somehow crams a reference to wind over a dozen times in two sentences
and then she choked the /v/ictory stakes, lol. Never seen something funnier in my life
>>2904345Yup, valentines zephyr
>>2904355>implying she's even participating.
>>2904345Valentines alt, shares the banner with Valentines Machan.
>>2904342both an architect and a piece of artmy greatest praises to our queen
>>2904351>songs are in grand live>still not on the jukeboxThis annoys the hell outta me
>>2904358I will but I doubt I'll win. I have bad luck in miles and its always hard to join.
>>2904342>>2904360Kino
>>2904363Unrelated but falco has my favorite pre-race animation, she looks cute and cool
>>2904363I'm going to try and enter too, but your Falco is better than my entrant. If I fail, which I know I will, I'll root for Falco
>>2904359ah both schizo umas in the same valentines banner
>>2904354Yeah, it really blows.
>>2904351>that Taiki So sad they had to call the white woman factory in a rush 'cause she couldn't make it to the photoshoot.
Kaiju Bono alt when?
>>2904371
>>2904354Its impressive, you have to admit
>>2904366For me its kitasan hitting the only pose that she knows how to hit.
>>2904363previously i had some strong falcos but this time i couldnt make a good one.it can theoretically win, but yeah thats just about it.
>>2904375It's fucking obnoxious, I can't believe I spent 7 tickets on her. Her tits are nice but that's it, no more. TOO much wind.
>>2904373never because most umas need to get shoved into the 10 seasonal alts with no creativity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAP6JHdKiwU
>>2904385Nah I find it fucking hilarious. Her story is actually p good, I got windpilled
Reminder, according to the thread you're a shitter if you have less than 5 plats.
>>2904391Yes. I'm just here for the umas.
It's funny how there are some umas who will never be queen because the only people that oshi them individually are shit at the game
>>2904391No, anything beyond 0 plats is already better than 90% of global
>>2904385>Roll for wind uma>Is surprised there is wind
>>2904399:(
>>2904399Me with cafe, unless one day she's meta
>
>>2904391wow that's literally me
>>2904404Valentines cafe is a good end closer and wedding cafe is like the second coming of sakura laurel from what i understand.
>>2904411You know looping with sakura laurel must be piss easy with the sheer amount of skills that she gets by winning against brian.
>>2904399Backliners can never be queen>BBBBbBBBUT 14 CMS AGO
>>2904401>It says 'with wind'>>You like it with wind>Not this much. I like the one that has 'some wind'
too many fishing rods thrown at the same time
>>2904400No, no. The casual player base doesn't matter and only those that take pvp 'seriously' count. Didn't you hear? Less than 5? Sorry you fucking suck and aren't really human.
Anyone got the club status?
>>2904420>rodI know what you are
>>2904420So what if I reply to all of them? Relax man, you worry too much
>>2904391Thank god I have exactly 4. I hope I job this one too. >>2904397Based>>2904399My oshi would never accept an unelected, authoritarian position of power. She believes in the sanctity of consensus-based lawmaking and cooperation triumphing over the iron rule of the lucky few.
>>2904423Yeah lookin good for everyone except THEM. You know which club I'm talking about
>>2904399I'm not very good at the game and won only one plat(with her btw), but at the same time my casual style of playing makes it so I don't freak out or get upset too much
It's weird how much they bring up Kita looking up to Teio when she shows up maybe 3 times in Kita's entire career and is almost entirely irrelevant
>>2904417I can't let you go (You)less, I laughed quite heartily.
>>2904391I have one and I consider myself the biggest fucking shitter here every day, I just got lucky, if I was good I would've won any of the other 17
>>2904423Sure, might as well make a quick chrono post.>Oy Neigh, Rank 136, (A+)28/30 (2 spots reserved) full>/v/mapyoi, Rank 269 (A+)Full, no expected slots>/v/ma, Rank 303 (A+)Full, no expected slots>Der/v/, Rank 703 (A)Full, no expected slots>/v/mers, Rank 759 (A)Full, no expected slots>/herse/, Rank 1522 (B+)22/30 slots, ??? Expected slots>ASTER, Rank 1588 (B+)29/30, 1 slot left.>/v/agabond, Rank 2019 (B+)25/30, 5 slots left>Horse MD, Rank 3717 (B)Full. No expected slots>Hot Uma Glue, Rank 6672 (C+)Full. No expected slots.>Homeless anons989502718394 (bound for /v/agabond)415867717034 (bound for oy neigh)788132787293 (free agent)724809363069 (free agent)593970367702 (free agent)Anyone in need of a club, searching or wanting to inquire please post ID
>>2904391I value the man that won a single plat with base Urara more than I value the man with a perfect record with Oguri and fronts.
>>2904423
Your umas probably just lost the finals and you are just waiting for disappointment. How do you feel? I know I lost but I still feel like shit
>>2904450I probably won so
>>2904391what about if i've only done 8 CMs (this is my 9th) and i have 3 plats
>>2904443>wowzers a shitter got lucky oncenobody cares
>>2904453Plats are a spook, so dont worry.
I've accepted that all you can hope for is to get into a finals and not fret about the inevitable loss to a metaslave+domnigger and being an ensouled person is the superior prize.
>>2904450Doomkeks lost
you will lose your finals
>>2904460No, I will DOOM because I know I lost and even though I know I lost I still feel awful and you should feel bad too
>>2904462I wont
>>2904458I tell myself this but I am also terrified of losing finals for no reason despite having plats already and getting any more wont really make a difference
>>2904462I won the past 6, I wouldn't care
YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH SLUT LAZY SLEEPY NIGGER CAT, GIVE ME THE DAMN SPARKS YOU WHORE!!!!!!! I SPENT OVER 100 FUCKING TP BOTTLES FOR NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2904471~
we won't have enough images for the finals and the stakes unless we use 60 image slots in 60 minutes.
>>2904471>
>>2904473>1 image per minuteIt will be fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fj6VK-xE_gjust saw this slop pop up in my feed, and i'm posting it here for people here to get angry too
>>2904450For once I don't feel too concerned about the fact that I'm probably about to jobI already got to see my oshi sing Ms. Victoria back in Leo, and the only stage I have left to conquer is long CMs. It doesn't feel like I have much reason to care about this CM's results unless I win
>>2904473Give me rare reaction images then
>>2904471Even assuming full rerolls that's still 800 affection points for Seiun Sky, how can you call that nothing? It's the most important thing!
>>2904473We'll just make a new thread, dumbass
>>2904456Yes, wowzers. An incredible story of triumph and resilience. I do not care for the story of a man that used Xog and two debuffers. It is an irrelevant tale that would be a bore to read through. I could train a dog to win a plat with that team, robots have won with that team. Perhaps there are robots posting here, trying to convince people to abandon the real human connection they have to these beautiful creatures in order to chase invisible success. I find that to be quite a shame.
>>2904481Ill make it 5 before finals as usual.
>>2904477>90% WR larperahh, i remember the good old days
>>2904473Some image spam coming right up
>>2904471Needs rape correction it seems
>>2904480i have literally never played her career because i dont care about her.
>>2904478>I already got to see my oshi sing Ms. Victoria back in LeoKill yourself, you don't get to speak to me, you will NEVER understand my pain. I have lost so much that you can't even comprehend it
>>2904482>Perhaps there are robots posting here, trying to convince people to abandon the real human connection they have to these beautiful creatures in order to chase invisible success.Fuck they're onto me
>>2904471Maybe next run, toreina-san~
>>2904486>>2904492Fuck off, we don't fucking need you
>>2903867Came to the thread at the right time
>>2904494Rude, I'm literally helping
>>2904442Der/v/ will have slots soon. Danchou WILL kick the flatliners. I believe.If you can't do one single auto run a day you don't deserve to breathe.
+1 image limit for steaks
GOOD LUCK ON THE FINALS EVERYNYAN!!!
>>2904499Toreinah-dono, dancho is the flatliner...
>>2904498Kill yourself
>>2904478>oshi sing Ms. VictoriaThis is the only thing I'm trying for at the moment. I already got a plat with all the umas I like except for my oshi, the addition of Ms Victoria makes it even more necessary that I run her in every CM until she wins, a task that seems more and more daunting with each passing CM, especially with the Xog menace everywhere and lates inherently needing to gamble RNG on top of normal race RNG
>he forgot to select open league
>>2904507
>>2904497what userscript is that?
Fun fact, the Dodgers play today and they're sponsored by cygames
>>2904508I know it's CM day but you don't need to be so on edge
>>2904503I don't understand this joke
>>2904523We've got this in the bag, Anon-san!
>no you don't get I HAVE to keep replying to him!
>>2904524>steaks>stakes
You fucking retards are spamming as if we were on /v/ when we can make a new thread whenever we want, fuck off
>>2904516i need more reaction images from akagi/ten/kaiji/etc.
>>2904532This literally happens every finals day
>>2904528If only a single janitor tried to do their fucking job once
>>2904532you just dont get it
>>2904526I hope so I need my loss streak to end
Are there any newfags to the stakes this time around?
>>2904530No the dia thingy
>>2904540I am but I got the general gist of it so I'll just spectate
>>2904532Can we really? I just thought it was good etiquette.
umas for this state of being?
>>2904545I mean, we can but it doesn't matter. It is good etiquette to just finish but it barely matters
>>2904547Satono Diamond.
>>2904533I was really disappointed in kaiji and dropped it a few episodes in.>tenWhat's that? Is it gamblekino like Akagi?
>>2904542Some things are not meant to be grasped by the mind, but by the heart.
That should be enough images for now, can hit 300 natty now
>>2904471Hai haiii
SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE!
What is this bullshit?
>>2904553Akagi is literally a Ten spinoff, but Ten was never adapted into animu.
>>2904562Janny disregarding blatant spam
>>2904557BATTLE STATION READY
>>2904562Bunch of retarded bullshit, but it doesn't really matter. Finals soon.
Reminder that you can filter by image dimension
>>2904368I dunno, if it's the same Falco, I've seen it explode once and heard it did it again.
>>2904567Do they still sell this vodka figure?
>>2904570It's a garage kit. Officially speaking Wokka is still a "never ever"
>>2904540i was here during the last one but no way i make it in time into one of the lobbies
>>2904569When you have an 18 player room and a third of them are fronts, they'll all explode except the one that stays in front. The battle for front is very RNG heavy, but there can only be ONE
>>2904555It won't. We don't post much images here even at 279 images in
>>2904569what was the winrate for the team with that falco on the first 80 races
Pearl mentioned!
Brians and witches should not open this.
>>2904574here's some more then
My expectations of winning are low, so I don't know if I should leverage a cheeky tenner for or against me winning finals.>>2904399I won't be shit forever!The real issue for me is catching the stakes in time to even enter.>>2904578>BazookaThere's definitely an insinuation here.
>>2904578Umamusume Peach Beach Splash when
>>2904578>fuku on the image>off the 7 by one
>>2904569That was like a 10 second rush + spot struggle...I think? Its an extraordinary circumstance imo.
Can someone explain to me what exactly makes Ramonu so important?
>>2904571Really? Damn man. I loved how the figure looked
PLS TEAM, PLEASE PROC ALL YOUR ACCELS
>>2904588Good Wit card with good Mile/Medium hints
...
>>2904588Look at these stats, its on a whole another level of what we are used to. She is your generalist mile/medium uma wit card for a very long time
>>2904594But chuddah, what if?
>>2904596It won't
Made out of work just in time to post.Please fine, lock in.
You can get banned for saying the n word but blatant spam is completely ignored
>>2904588Do you think Fine Motion is a good Wit card? Ramonu is better in pretty much every way and everyone can make use of it since the gold skill is Medium/Mile midrace for any position. +4 hint levels also means if she gives you something it'll be at max discount (ignoring fast learner).
>>2904600we're working together to bake a new bread for the stakes, what's the problem with that
>>2904594I have realized your deepest truth, wise one. I won't.
for free
>/vm/a
>>2904600Man, just not worth arguing with retards. 15 minutes until it begins.
I'm gonna say the N word, I'm g-gonna say it!N-NNN ....AG
>>2904604doesn't seem that crazy to me
Goddamn we have a lot of newfriends tonight
>>2904608/v/ma is the club /vm/a is the general.Causes too much confusion if they share the same name
>>2904604The only thing that slightly sucks for running ramonu is not being able to hold for fast learner
>>2904612Sadly, gatekeeping is lost now, the enshittification of the threads will only continue
I was about to have a huge cortisol spike but then I realized I'm white
>>2904612We have a lot of neighas trying to spike cortisol and cause a melty. Just ignore them.
is this some your guys' first week on 4chan or something
surely this won't cause an argument about /uma/ joining the stakes later
>>2904617WAIT A MINUTEIM IN /V/MAPYOI!
HEYYOU CAN'T JUST NOT REPLY TO METHIS IS A PERFECTLY GOOD MOMENT TO RUIN YOUR LIFE
>>2904611>higher priority>double the wit bonus>SP bonus>20 TEAnd she's got a gold that's basically daring strike but for any running style. Yeah. Basically if you're gonna run one or two wit cards, she's a lock becaus she's just better than everyone else in every measurable way
>>2904620This. Remember last stakes these tards were trying to fuck with us. Don't give them the satisfaction. They're the ones that are mad enough to come here and fuck with us.
>>2904616It's not like we can gatekeep anyways. We already called him an unwanted slop faggot and he doesn't care.
>>2904624WHAT HAPPENED TO /V/MAPYOI?
>>2904623Anon, just stop talking about retards and giving them attention.
>>2904611It's better than every position-specific Wit card you are bricked if you don't have because of their gold skill, and everyone can use it, and Mediums/Miles are the most frequent CM distances so the gold it gives is useful more often than not. And you can use it with the position-specific Wit card.
>>2904631Danchou had sex
>>2904612Kill em all
>>2904628That wasn't me btw, the faggot spamming fake rooms is cringe
I'm going to post a cute video of my wife, please enjoy
>>2904627so since l'arc is a single wit scenario, isn't ramonu only good for 4 months for fronts? since they'd rather use bourbon wit?
>>2904630Someone should do their fucking job but that's too much to ask. And you retards called him "Meido" lmao, fucking idiots, he's the exact same
>>2904627>daring strike for any running stylealright I'm sold
pls no EC Xogpls no 4x debufferpls activate skillspls no late start
Instead of giving attention to retards, you could give attention to Machan.Food for thought.
We did it bwos, now we can have a new clean thread for the stakes.
>>2904642Who?
yoo wassup my niqqas I'm a newfriend what club I should make fun of?
Baking in 3 minutes
>>2904638If you are ONLY going to run fronts and you're okay with losing on GM you can skip ramonu.
>>2904646Mambo
>>2904640It's more like PoC but it's still a good gold skill for mile and medium
>>2904638No because she's a generalist wit card and did you miss the part with daring strike on every style? If you run two wit cards in a future scenario, you bring her and bourbon if you're a front, or whatever your style is, but Ramonu stays strong
>>2904631I put MANT juice in his mutton
>>2904647No neigha, I already got it. Its 5 minutes before. Stop trying to stir shit up.
CONGRATS JANNYKEEP DOING IT FOR FREE1 HACK WASN'T ENOUGH
>>2904649Mambro...
>>2904642I'll give attention to Pearl instead.
>>2904655prolly gonna be an AI OP too, just ignore it
BAKE THE DAMN THREAD
No new thread till we hit 1000
We should move to another chan if these annoying faggots dont want to shut the fuck up.
>>2904662See>>2904483Now shut the fuck up
>>2904655Well fuck I already baked before seeing your reply>>2904665>>2904665
>>2904664you're half the problem
>can't post 5 NeichaThis fucking SUCKS, new bread NOW.
>>2904664Yes and then we should disband all of the clubs too. This should be the final stakes as well, no more after this. It's over
>>2904627Actually Ramonu's gold skill is more like Unstoppable or Fast & Furious rather than Daring Strike. +0.35 target speed for 2.4s at a random point mid-race>doto pointing.jpg
>>2904655You are naive to think that /uma/niggers are going to play fair>>2904667Just counterbake
>>2904667>no Queen Rickeynot using your thread faggot
>>2904667clean it up janny
>>2904667Its supposed to be rickey you idiot, ugh. Whatever for fucks sake.
>>2904674>>2904676>>2904677>>2904680My bad. If I can delete a bread I would have
Just ignore it, I fucking hate them so much.
>slopOf course. I'm waiting for the real thread.
DO NOT THE BREAD
>>2904683Kill yourself, you did this on purpose>>2904680it looks like AI anyways, the filename is by hand
>>2904687Dude I did say in 3, and I baked exactly in 3 minutes
Is it slop or nah?
We have a designated baker now?
>>2904688Someone else was on it and you did it anyways to post slop and be a cunt. Fuck off
Oh my fucking God you faggots are too autistic for your own good. Thanks for ruining stake threads.
>>2904687Its fine bros, lets just move on. We got bigger fish to fry. Just [-] cortisol spikes
>>2904689who cares, it's a troll bake anyway. Wait for the Rickey thread
>>2904689Yes. Look at the frills on the right arm
>false flaggingwhat a sad, sad life
>>2904697>>2904697>>2904697Stop arguing retards, good luck to all.
>>2904689I can't find the source so it probably is>>2904680Counterbake
>>2904698Doto was right
We'll manage somehow, we had mods nuke threads in the middle of the stakes in the past.
Which one is the real thread? ;_;
>>2904737The one that doesn't have a slop OP and has people actually posting in it.
>10k lobby>two other teams are 40% WR>I'm 70%>lose pace promote to Nishino>Vodka swing super wide and misses half her skills>late Dia overtakes my paces as well>oops, you activated my trap card>don't see the rest of the race from constant unique animations going off but late race velocity means I regain the leadFuji's a good singer, I like her more powerful and lower tone compared to the average idol squeaker
