>Scorpio CupRace Conditions: 2200 m, Medium, Turf, Kyoto, Right, Firm, Autumn, Sunny, Registration begins September 15th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (September)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1788228201225.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious: >>2905784
A new age is upon us
>>2907864>Registration begins September 15thBack to two week CM periods, huh.
>>2907878i can finally post it
>>2907880It's always been /v/ma policy to ignore bait.
I rescind my previous questioning about the thread, the reasoning was already explained. My bad.
kwab
>>2907871You can always reuse Xogger and her best friends, Grass and Agnes.
>>2907880troll bake, don't use it
>>2907897I got spooked by Xog but for CMs I only use uma I like.
>>2907871Nishino Flower had a short reign
2907670Backreading, notice I didn't answer this oguri needs around 700-750 + a gold, don't try to kill her with murmur. Its a meme
>>2907919>hadThere's a non-zero chance she keeps the crown, she has good growths, gold Descent, a mid race speed gold, and sufficient Medium aptitude.
>>2907885Literally not true
>>2907929
>>2907929Oguri is 100% winning the next CM bwo
Good morning neighas.I'm saddened I missed the stakes due to working the night shift, but I am proud to show you guys: my first plat!
Rooms for new thread?
>>2907939Host em
>>2907939Yeppers, im down to join
>>2907938This CM seems like it was very kind to us
>>2907932>useless pig that couldn't even win the stakes on the medium dirt custom-made for her
>>2907943What do you mean?
>>2907938Congrats!
>>2907946Just seems like a lot of anons won
548396245483962454839624Come cut your teeth against my team
>>2907929She has no unique on medium tracks. Only total oshi players or idiots would use her here.
>>2907938Congrats, first of many more to come!
my clubmate won a plat with 1200 speed guts taiki so this must be the easiest cm up to date
I am attempting to come up with parents to get her to S medium.
>>2907938>Mile CafeKino choice
>>2907952Fatty takes it.Also I ran the wrong lineup.801880968018809680188096
>>2907958It's mile so stats and skills don't matter. Only luck.
>>2907952>missed 4/5 recoveries award
>>2907950I'm surprised how many anons used wives instead of meta shit. I saw a mile bright and an eishin flash like what the hell.
>>2907962Do you really wanna forsake her innate golds for it? It might be worth for the triple tiara event tho
>>2907973>run wife>lose to oguriIt hurts
>>2907973As the guy who won with flash, I already had posted waaaaay before I was gonna run her, satono diamond and gold city. My team kinda sucked dick but I frauded the plat cuz miles are RNG hell
>>2907968Pace oguri crushes the competition567685695676856956768569
>sprints and miles are casinoslop>meds and longs are XogslopIs there a fun distance
Hello, oy neigh still awaiting one person right? I'm writing up the club update.
>>2907987casinos are FUN
>>2907987Yeah. Longkino.
>>2907987All of them are fun when you enjoy the journey
>>2907987>>meds and longs are XogslopShe's not that universal, it depends highly on track layout. Xoguri is at full power around certain 1800-2200m tracks. They don't run them much after GL, we're living in peak XOguri right now.
CYGAMES GIVE ME 3 MILLION COINS
>>2907983Fatty domination again.Not looking goodNew comp715643257156432571564325
>>2907987Long isn't xogslop
Has the accel pic been updated recently? Of not I added Bamboo
Please look forward to the first Fine Motion FridayHanshin 2000m good winter, just like her maiden race (Same track as Osaka Hai). I'll open the room whenever I get up, so about 22-23 hours from now.
>>2907999You're not swimming in money already?
>>2907990The third anon ended up joining a /vg/ club, so yeah, that leaves us with one open slot
>>2907953I'm just saying it's possible.>>2908005I didn't even know Janny had a corner accel. Thanks for the update.
>>2908001Doto takes the SOUL lobby with 0 xoguri.Last930344269303442693034426
>>2907997This CM is pretty much the last of the xogslops
>>2908011unlocking the pots of 70+ umas is kinda expensive
>>2908012Sounds good! Ill write the update soon.
>>2908019I feel like you would run out of glimmers before shekels
>>2908019Dream Glimmers were more limiting than money for me.That and fucking Takamatsunomiya Kinen sashes
>>2908016kino podium
>>2908024This happened to me, at 12 glimmers right now, even when I do fan runs and loopas its slow
>>2908016Clank takes the room.This track can be quite fun without oguri huh.
>>2908016post ze doto please
>>2908033https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=zhjI8Dk8jDp0_lQ_xhWmC_nj
>>2908032Thanks for the rooms!
>>2908032The problem was always oguri cap.
>>2908035very nice, thank you
>>2908024>>2908026>doubt>check>~100 glimmers shortFUUUUUCK
>>2908038If Oguri Cap wasn't here then we'd all be famous
>>2908016I wonder if this is one of those CMs where UG5-UG7 is a good rank, since most people are sacrificing speed, power, or wit just to survive the track
>>2905803Since we had so many plat winners. Is it SC worthy? We could use it for record keeping CMs.
>>2908045If you are xoguri then it doesn't matter, the rest need the stats to makeup for the lack of bs accel.
>>2908049No, but only because someone already posted the uma i won with so I didn't post mine.
>>2908035ouch
>>2908043I'm speaking form experience.
>>2908043Do we get an easier way to farm them?
For the arima kinen do any of the downhill or uphill skills give much value?
>>2908005There are still stuff missing so I'm tweaking it more
>>2908072There is a final uphill but since it is not the only one, it is a gamble.
>>2908049If you do, here's me plat.
>>2907976I want to run her, so yeah. Plus it's an easy chance to get her unique epithet too and more chances to get her hot spring event
>perfect career and inspirations>lol none of your chains beside kitasan finishI FUXCKING HATE THIS GAME
>>2908077Thanks, cafe has highlander so I was wondering if I had to pick it up.
>>2908085>surely the chains will get the global early buff right?
>92.6% WR>Opponent 1: 72% WR>Opponent 2: 55% WR>1st / 15,774
>>2908096so the cutoffs are like 80+/60-80/shitter?
Alright, I've taken Winning Ticket and Smart Falcon out for dates now. I'm on the war path and will take Vodka and Mejiro Ryan out, but that leaves two more girls.Who else is unpopular? I've got these girls in my stable:>Special Week>Gold Ship>Daiwa Scalrlet>Grass Wonder>El Condor Pasa>TM Opera O>Air Groove>Mayano Top Gun>Rice Shower>Agnes Tachyon>Eishin Flash>Sakura Bakushin O>Super Creek>Haru Urara>Machikanefukukitaru>Nice Nature>King Halo>Machikanetannhauser>Satono Diamond
>New plat. What do you think? Picked it up at the CM yesterday
Windy!
New parent, what do you think?
>>2908094That shit is a gaslight. I grab the +1 pow/spd/stam/+2sp before the first summer camp and nothing fucking happens. Anyways I want to see if she does well without Descent and every other fucking gold I should haveRooms I guess258262642582626425826264
>>2908105None of them are unpopular, but take spe out.
Who the FUCK invited this small child
>>2908111Has she hit global yet? Ever since my depression prevented me from doing my pulls for actually good support cards, I was looking forward to just pulling for an uma instead, and god damn it I am spiteful for people tearing down one of my favorite gremlins.
>>2908104I don't know. Personally, I don't consider a 50% WR trainer a shitter, and a 70% WR trainer isn't an underdog at all, even if I have a 90%+ WR. I think it's nothing more than a bullshit theory from a sketchy youtube comment.
>>2908117I said unpopular mostly as a joke. I like them all too much, that's why I can't choose. Smart Falcon is arguably unpopular, given how she's constantly put down in favor of other dirters or Curren, but I also know that's just an in-joke.
>>2908120Not yet. 3 more months.
How many people here have managed to get all three Ms. Victorias so far?
>>2908113>Look at that subtle off-blue spark distribution. The tasteful pinks of it. Oh my God, it even has racing spirit stamina...
>>2908124I got 2. Was close to a 3rd but got cucked by Flower.
>>2908123Damn it. Guess I'm waiting... at this rate I might actually be able to pull more support cards and have carats for her.
>>2908124I have >Taiki>Rickey>Falco
>>2908124Starting count here? 1
>>2908105Air Groove needs love
>>2908115By a neck, lets run a few more776818177768181777681817
>>2908124I got all three
Oguri is done. I can't start building my Fine Motion until next week and I really don't know whether to do a third ace or debuffer.
>>2908134>.YOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>>2908136Build both. Debuffers are like 1-2 runs max.
>>2908134The backliner menace753986297539862975398629
You know what, maybe this looping thing isn't for me, feels like I am wasting my time for no returns, I will simply grab my good enough parent, borrow a gigaparent, and luckshit a god run where medium skill purchasing gacha gives me what I want
>>2908141It's pretty amazing to see my Oguri hit Descent+ult and then slingshot Nimble+Angling off of the solo front and then still lose.
>>2908145That's what you're supposed to do, looping is a long term project
So what's the deal with outings? I was under the impression you could choose to keep farming carats by doing different umas, but the ones I chose for Raisu are now blacked out for every other uma too.
I wonder, how do xoglets even feel?
>>2908156Outings are pretty much just to farm bond with your uma so you can get their sex outfit quicker
>>2908141Imagine if this dumb fatty had Descent+unstop+speed star, I'd be pretty much done and left to figure how to beat backliners665542046655420466554204
>>2908124I have 3/3 Ms.Victorias too(Dirt was B tho)
>>2908124
>>2908146This was what happened
>>2908158Alright, so there's not really any reason not to just keep hanging out with my oshi?
Personally I want to donate my Xoguri as I will never use her for anything
>>2908156>Raisu are now blacked
>>2908096same for me but I got third place I fucking hate mileslop
Is there ever like a massive money sink in the game? Im racking up quite a lot of money
>>2908176third-rate mentality
>>2908180After all the collabs and shit the Dodgers do with anime they're probably very used to this type of thing huh
>>2908183Max skill hints costs millions but of course the books are the limiting factor there. Leveling potentials makes millions vanish pretty quick.
>>2908160Clanker had a nice spurt going on there, HOWEVER610834736108347361083473
The plan>do taishin autoruns until i get one with breakin out and afterschool stroll as sparks>use the taishin and a borrow parent to do golshi autoruns until i get one with either a 3* blue or a 2* with great skills (breakin out/uma stan/stroll/spurt even though it doesn't work this cm)>use the golshi and a borrow parent to do dober autoruns until I get one with good blues and skills>use dober and a borrowed ryan to train xoguri as an aceTwo and a bit weeks, no pressure
>>2908172Where do these evil ass rices come from again
>>2908185>Its third rate to not use anyone who isn't your oshiSure
>>2908190Just do pace, it's so much more stress free. And honestly pace just has better card quality currently if you have Tachyon+FM.
>>2908180Its funny how Cygames likes to use stuff from Japan at these events, if someone saw that advert and wanted to train Rhein Kraft they'd have to wait until this time next year
>>2908183Theres a star piece shop (Max of 50, only the starter umas + opera) and a temporary shop when they remove support points that you have to spend like a billion to clear out.
>>2908124I got all three, first was actually my first plat with my wife Kingu, then I wonder in B leagues because I refuse to humour Xoguribut it was with a base Oguri and just got a third with pic related as my second plat
>>2908198NTA but this seems like the case. I think it'll be better to wait for the oguri wit card and run that alongside a parent with the descent skill.
>>2908198End xog is better tho
Why does Japan care about Los Angeles?
>>29081896/9
>>2908213Believe it or not, California represents a pretty fucking giant market.
>>2908208Oguri can't run Oguri card, pace Oguri wants to borrow Nishino wit for guaranteed descent (+it has good wit and speed output).
Why does it seem like there's always vampire rice on hakuraku and I never dee her. Is it just one dedicated guy running hundreds of rooms? I got spooked by one recently and might be interested in running her.
>>2908219I didn't realize you were running oguri. Ignore my existence.
>>2908220that's THE oshifag, you can't call yourself one if you aren't close to his winrate
>>2908220There's one extreme turbo sweaty autist that always runs vampire rice
>pacers are so easy, you DO have mlb tachyon so you can rent wit Oguri right?
>>2908220The vampire rice autist is a cryptid of public roomas.
I thought Paces won’t be viable for this CM due to dominator debuffer spam being everywhere, and ends are the pick.
>>2908211You mileage may vary, that was an EC Oguri with 2 debuffers.Well, thanks for joining but if I don't want to job this CM like the past 2 I need to go back to the mines
>>2908227Ehhhhh, pace is gonna be okay. They're getting lots of good stuff rn
>>2908231Thanks for the rooms
>>2908005>>2908075Okay, bit more info for fuzzy timing
>>2908227Paces can be strong, downhill almost guarantees extra accel. They have max benefit from Tachyon on medium and next week they get this stupid Oguri wit card. Honestly og Fine Motion will be a meta uma after Xoguri. She has Determined Descent, mid-race unique to get ahead of the Oguri's and innate Right-Handed+Fall Runner.
>>2908225limiting factor for pace is straight descent hints, really
>>2908241Oh damn, I can make a nasty Finemo/Nishino with this
>>2908241For next CM? yeah I think she'll be fine
>>2908225Anyone wanting to play paces that didn't MLB Tachyon and fell for the "Tachyon falls off"-gaslight deserves to suffer.
>>2908249But that wasn't the narrative, the narrative was tachyon is used by paces until around GFF so if you wanna main them you want her, but if you don't it doesn't matter.
>>2908249I didn't fall for a gaslight I got raped by the banner.
>>2908254WHAT THE FUCK KOREA JUST ANNOUNCED EOS
>>2908254There was a lot of gaslighting everywhere about how Tachyon falls off and is skippable with no pace-clause caveats mentioned.
>>2908249But I'm running Tachyon as pace .>>2908134
>>2908254Lack of human ears is gross.
>>2908259You run maru summer and suffer.
Do debuffers need any stats ... outside of wit I guess?I've never built one before, but I can't be arsed to make 3 aces for Xoglsop.
>>2908255Your 120k carats? Your crystals?>b-but i don't want to brick myself over a card with not-so-good longevityLMAO what a retard, YWNWAP, send this man to open league
>>2908241Fine is tempting, her growth rates might make her awkward to build but when Oguri Wit releases I'll give her a tryProbably 12-18 Stam sparks then Kitasan/Tachyon/Tosen Jordan for BoFA/CB/Oguri Wit/Hello
>>2908225I won plat with LB1 Tachy but god I wish she was at least LB3 would make things way easier
>>2908262Depends on if they're line of sight skills. Dominator isn't but others are, whoch means you at least need to keep up with the pack.Nunity is the best place for them since you get tons of hints for skills by popping balls.
>>2908268This anon is Tazuna Hayakawa, do not trust what she says.
>>2908268There's no need to make rude ironic shitposts.
>>2908258No there wasn't
>>2908271I think the pw/wit growth helps here. I'm planning on 3 speed/Creek/Oguri wit/LH. The growths help make up for your weak points and wit is the least important stat here. 3 speed is pretty mandatory.
>>2908084I respect that fellow Pearl bro
>>2907938>first plat was a cafe winCongrats fellow Cafe bro, I've been struggling to get her to win a CM herself
>>2908278>implying "real" arguments against cardlets are not rude and ironic all the time
>You will NEVER be as based as him
>>2908268Your Sweepy? Your Cheer Kingu? You're AIR SHAKUR???
Is it worth trying to pick up the downhill speedster hints for the next CM?
Holy fuckin shit I need to marry satono diamond ASAP
>>2908262Make debuffer aces
>>2908299I'm trying but I'm still doing parents so I can't say if it's worth it.
>>2908273I'll use Tachyon and Grass, so it's going to be Keen Eye + Dominator and Golshi Unique.Those two don't have FoV conditions, so it doesn't matter if they both die halfway throught the race, so I'm literally just wit maxxing?
>>2908299yes
>WIND WIND WIND WIND WIND WIND WIND WIND WIND ALSO WIND WIND WIND WIND WIND WIND DID I MENTION WIND WIND WIND AND WIND WIND WIND Why the fuck is this character so popular here?
>>2908307>Orders wind uma>Complains about too much wind
>>2908299Very. If you pass the witcheck it's a 60% for speed carryover.
>>2908307>Read this post>Open the game>greeted by a new lobby conversation
>>2908307Zephyr is so fuckin funny man
>>2908301Sorry but we're already engaged and expecting our first.
Fish
>>2908307More cleavage than summer Maru.
>>2908307Zephyr is like that completely useless but chill stoner dude you knew in college. She's grown on me massively
jongy?
>>2908317Why are they worshipping fish? Are they in Innsmouth
>>2908312Is there a single line of dialogue where shes not talking about wind
>>2908320no
>>2908322Fuku would be a good protagonist in a lovecraft novel
>>2908317This is my most looked forward to event
>>2908326i blame brickey for this
>>2908307She's hiding the answer right there in your pic
>>2908328Same
>straight descent>fall runner>a built in goldGive me a single reason you're not running Adolf
>>2908334I don't have her
I went from thinking my base front stud would be finished in a week to thinking it might take several months. Send help in the form of TP injections.
Anything worth in the state of play today?
>>2908332But what is she hiding? I cannot see due to her sleeve
>>2908290He seems like a cool guy. Why would someone send him gore?
>>2908340Gta6
>>2908307What's the goddamn point of the metal shackles she has in her arms?
>>2908347It's so she can bump people out of the way duh
>>2908344Maliciousness or autism. People send fan art porn to creators all the time thinking they're doing a good thing like Chris Chan.
>>2908334I ran her for the mile CM and I'm compelled to not use the same uma for two CMs back to back unfortunately.
>>2908284I wanna try the same with long, but I think I'll struggle for the parent for that one.Ideally, eventually, the only CM I can't use her on is medium dirt.
I DO NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND HOW TO BUILD FOR THIS CM, THIS SHIT FUCKING SUCKS. DO I TAKE STAMINA PALMER OR NOT
>>2908334I am. She's my debuffer.
>>2908363Nyes. If you have another gold heal option or you can reach around 1000 stam without one, I think.
This fucking bitch fine motion must know im british because why is she refusing to train every 3 turns
>>2908363>frontards when there's a slight difference in deckbuilding
>>2908344Trolling, I mean Japan had that whole where they obsessed for ages over that lawyer which tried to intimidate 2chan posters
>>2908324her intro story has a moment where she's so nervous she's speaking like a normal person and torena has to tell her to calm down and let the wind autism embrace her
>>2908307I don't even know how she manages to keep coming up with new ways to describe things using wind without repeating herself constantly
Do YOU feel like testing your luck anon?https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_CharactersRoll ONCE, when you do so. The uma you get will spawn in a 100 mile radius near you and hunt you down for a whole week. You will have 24 hours to prepare.Can you make it?
>>2908373Wait if getting nervous means she talks like a normal person, doesn't that mean wind+tism is an act?
>>2908377>RulershipLolLMAO even.I'm surrounded by wilderness and I just bought ammo.
>>2908377This fat fucking slob can't do shit competently without anyone tardwrangling her. She'll get hardstuck trying to get past the McDonald's down the street. I'll be fine
>>2908362I dont really like mutating umas that cant be A from first insp. I did that once with a dirt Fuku, but it is so much pain and RNG. Yeah medium dirt sounds like a statistical impossibilty to hit everything in a run
>>2908377>CurrenGive me a gun with one bullet.
>>2908377i can just offer her some cupcakes idk
>>2908377>TitleholderI'll just throw titles at her so she'll have to stop and hold them, which will allow me to buy enough time to get a gun.
>>2908377>FinemoEntirety of Ireland is after me
>>2908377I will simply call her a bad dog girl and she will cease
>>2908377I feel like I am in massive danger
>>2908377>Blast OnepieceI don't know who the fuck this newma is.
>>2908391Anon, why don't you have a gun now?
>>2908377Needs a newma filter because it took me five tries before I got one I even recognize>Wonder AcuteFrom what I know, I might be okay
>>2908400Most fucked after ramonu anon.
>>2908377>Neo UniverseI have no idea what powers she has
>>2908399What the FUCK did this whore think doing this pose
>>2908400Bigger Taiki
>>2908384>She'll get hardstuck trying to get past the McDonald's down the street.Chuckled, pls don't bully mirako she does her best
>>2908377>GentildonnaIt was nice knowing you guys
>>2908384God I love her I need to have sloppy slob correction sex with her right now
>>2908400NPC jailed for having too big boobs.
>>2908408She's doing radio to skull transmissions to hijack your mind
>>2908377AAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKK
>>2908377>CafeGHOST BLOWJOB
>>2908401not 'Murican sadly, so I'd have to pull some strings in da hood and pray I don't get shot myself.
>>2908419She's HUNTING you.
>>2908410>she does her bestNo she doesn't, she does quite the opposite and needs to be bullied into doing her best
>>2908410>pls don't bully mirako she does her bestNO SHE DOESN'T you have to straight up force her to do anything otherwise shes content throwing her life away just eating and sleeping, this bum fills me with rage
Unlocked any casual clothes recently?
>>2908368That's not a front thing, this scenario falls apart when you have to deviate from 3 spd 2 wit
>>2908430this
>>2908427Only Ogurin, working on Pasa's wagie fit while doing a few fan runs
>>2908427I have still unlocked ZERO despite being a week 1 player
>>2908423>implying that will stop meWOO WOO
>>2908427no I'm looping
>>2908430Theres no reason to not run anything but 3 speed 2 wit though
>>2908424>>2908425Whats the QRD of mirako? All I know is she's basically an NPC uma
>>2908440She's pretty much a bigger failure than rulership until you force her to lock the fuck in
>>2908440She is a fat fuck, who hates swimming. He was a really good horse. Also still alive, just look at this old duuuude
>>2908440Fatso who chills with mobs until (you) recognise her talent and bully her into becoming a somebody
>>2908443C U T E
>>2908443Is there a list of alive umas?
>>2908440A horse that took 10 attempts to break maiden, most owners would've given up and relegated to dirt/local racing at that point. Somehow goes on to win 3 G1's against some very strong opponents.
>>2908447No clue
>>2908377>barbinShe'd probably get arrested due to every electrical device within her radius breaking before she could get to me, if not then I'm giga fucked
>>2908447All you need is Forever Young
>>2908449CYGAMES
>>2908449DAMN she beat my goat digital?
>>2908455Mambros... is this a signal?
>>2908449>16th finish at the tenno sho autumnWhat happened
>>2908449My FUARKING HERO
>>2908453Did yanko end up preparing for larc or not?
>>2908377>DurandalI AM DONE FOR!
>>2908459Carrot time?
>>2908400My favorite uma, apparently!I knew nothing about her but she treats humans as pretty much wholly separate to umamusume and are infatuated with them.
>>2908463Yanko is way too fucking fat for France, he would sink in the french swamp. I think its only meisho tabaru and admire terra
>>2908463She's competing in two weeks vs Sovereignty in Jew York. None of you Jew Yorkers have said anything.
>>2908377Speaking of posting my chart, I got Curren Chan.Yaaaaaay...
>>2908463He's racing in G1 Jockey Club Gold Cup (September 18, Belmont Park) and G1 Breeder's Cup Classic October 31. Beyond that no announcements but no Arc.
>>2908468Juryoku Pierrot is also going iirc
>>2908463No chance he goes. L'Arc is on October 4th and he's scheduled for two American G1s that sandwich it, not flying the fatass to France to run on turf between those
>>2908475Oh right I was supposed to prepare against her.I don't fucking know, she's a turf sprinter. I might be able to rent out a hummer for a week and just hang out in the nearby Mojave. She won't be able to run very far on sand.
>>2908473Oh but we knew that already, its finally time for the showdown that's been a year in the making.
>>2908478Pierrot was withdrawn from this year's Arc to focus on the Shuka Sho and QE2 Cup but I wouldn't be surprised if she's on the roster next year
>>2908484IS HE FINALLY BEATING THE FRAUD ALLEGATIONS?
>>2908491He's so fuckin washed no way
Are any anons going to New York to watch Forever Fraud vs Sovereignty?>>2908484They're racing against each other twice this year.
>>2908491Yanko is 100% the underdog, sovereignty is a fucking beast
>>2908491Sovereignty>MagnitudeMagnitude>Forever YoungTherefore Sovereignty>Forever Young.Simple powerscaling
>>2908494I am
How reliable is Serenity as a heal?
>>2908502Its okay
>>2908491I was all in on the SovereignTURD hate train but he really styled on Magnitude on the Travers, he seems to be back in full force. Yanko is in grave danger.
>>2908502Don't quote me on this since im not an endchud but I think it can proc early
>>2908493He surprisingly won his last race and pretty well.
>>2908467>BGF: 96The day of reckoning WILL come, anon. You will NOT be spared
>>2908377>Rhein KraftI ain't scared of some bitch named minecraft bring it on
>>2908494>>2908495How nice of you to downplay the world's second highest earning race horse of all time that goes around the world actually seeking proper challenges.
>come in second in an international G1 after winning 4 G1s, 3 of which are international>Start getting called a fraud by people who didn't even know who you were until you had your anime girl stand in shownYou guys are the actual baddies of umamusume I hope you know that.
He is not a fraud...
>>2908517>>2908517>>2908520>DirterPatooey
>>2908477goofy jobber
>>2908520Ai is a fraud too, Lememe
>there's newfags that weren't in the /v/ BCC thread last year>they didn't his epic win liveI pity you guys
ICHIBANCHIBANI wanted my SMaru to win instead
>Kitalet>Finelet>Creeklet>CBlet>Natielet >Xoglet>Seiunlet>Bourbonlet>Welfarelet>In fact, don't even have all outfits unlockedThis game is not kind to new players
>>2908532>TWO DaiwaGODS posted a win>JOBka only posted one Debate settled
>>2908533It isn't and even if you wanted to throw money, there's an extremely high chance you're fucked.
>>2908533name ONE kusogacha that is
>>2908517>highest earning raceSemi-related, but how much do you think Kincsem made back then? Or could make if he was here today?
A friendly reminder, the Court of the runaway king. Oy Neigh, is recruiting ONE more anon>A+, Currently near the top 100>No quota, just play the game>Only rule is don't be gone for more than a week without mentioning itPlease post ID if you'd be interested in joining.
>>2908539Azur Lane but it shows its age so hard. And they're abandoning ship for Promilia.
>>2908535birb won with Vodka
>>2908539Trickal is pretty chill and gives out free shit constantly, but its a bonsaige, so idk how that works exactly. >>2908543I would join solely because i wuv suzuka, but club hopping is gay and cringe
How much would Cygames shill out to Sovereignity’s owners to be able to use her as Yanko’s rival in her career?
Why is it always the Fast Learner loops that get fuck all skills from inspiration?
>>2908541Googling is hard, anon.Earnings ƒ199,754.50 = €2.56 millions in 2020
>>2908539LO
>>2908551Yeah but sloptubers don't post here and thats good.
>>2908557There was that one SEAfaggot vtuber
>>2908533I quit for half a year and for some reason when I came back I was showered with star pieces. I'm not sure I would've unlocked every outfit by now if not for that.
>>2908521She is not only a fraud, but a fatty too! Fatass! Obese! Hit the gym and lose some weight, fatty!
>>2908377>Bonoi accept my death willinglyshe will feed me to death
>>2908559Oh yeah....but he was never in a club so doesn't count
>>2908561I get the fraud part but why is FY called a fatty now?
>>2908559i thought the one sloptuber that posted here was one of those DID YOU KNOW IN UMAMUSUME people
>>2908553Not a lot since sovereignty wouldn't be a part of tracen
>>2908569Oh no, that fag posts in vee gee. We had a guy here that was some SEA vtuber with a following that was very insistent on applying to clubs but never once posted his ID or put /v/ in his profile.
>>2908565>nowEbayan is a very big boy
>>2908548AL? I remember playing from the 1st Vanguard event and dropping after 2 years. I still think some SSR ships being limited is gay as fuck. Character art for UR ships is still goated btw
>>2908574I remember he was a bit of a faggot, he posted something along the lines of "Hey guys its x here, why haven't I been accepted yet" as if we'd know who he was.
>>2908565They are pretty heavy horse, they might be heavier or on par with akebono
I just checked my finals and got 2nd place in group A, which is honestly better than my choppedass team deserved
>>2908565Yanko is like 580kg rn
How are the loopers holding up with full cost careers? How’s your toughness 30 stack looking?
She ain't my horse but the sista is heavy
>>2908586I am currently eating the star thingies, soon ill eat chocolates and then carats
>>2908586>stack
>>2908565Because he's big and has been gaining weight. He came back from USA last year at 580kg. I think Akebono's record for Japan's heaviest turf G1 winner is 560kg.
>>2908590GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY
>>2908591>spending carats and ruining your future pulls to satisfy your looping addiction Not looking good!
>>2908586Still around around 100 but I'm seriously considering on cutting back on it, just in case CyGENEROUS decides to bless us with the second coming of half-TP.
>>2908593>>2908585How many hands is he?
>>2908593Fat fuck
>>2908593Those are career averages so 2 year old season and early 3 year old when horses are still growing drag the average down.
>>2908593>B90That explains it.
>>2908605How do her glasses not fall off when running, matter of fact, how are they holding up
>>2908607Screws
I only like conventionally attractive umas
>>2908553They'd probably only do it if they make Forever Young a main story and have Sovereignty be like Montjeu.
>>2908610>posts mcqueen
>>2908593>Chubby yankoB A S E DASED
>>2908611It wouldn't be sovereignty. It would be Sierra Leone
>>2908597>he cares about pulls and not platszozo...
Is the mod seriously not going to archive a single thread?
>>2908610>posts mccute
>>2908593>Rickey is high on the listthat explains her conspicuous height
>>2908623Mod lost the CM please understandu.
>>2908632LEL
>>2908610
i am still not over that loss yesterday, I should've been celebrating. How many days do you give yourselves to recover?
>>2908543Interested here, 255555526992
>>2908377>GrooveUh oh, I'm getting licked.
>>2908638I recover in 1
>>2908638I give myself 2-3 weeks or so
>>2908640Remember to all people trying to get recruitedPUT /V/ OR SOMETHING IN YOUR BIO THAT SHOWS YOU COME FROM HERE
>>2908640Our offices will be in contact shortly
>>2908640Sent!
>>2908646That's not necessary if you post ID in the thread, but yeah. If you apply directly do that
>>2908646Ahhh that brings back memories, i got rejected from my club three times for not putting that in bio when applying a while ago lol
>>2908627Dirt horses tend to be on the bigger side to begin with.
>>2908646what is something other than /v/ that you could post that would be a sign that could also fit into the text box
>>2908661/uma/
I only like unconventionally attractive umas
>>2908661janny, not looking good, etc.
>>2908663>"unconventionally" attractive>posts Windy
>>2908661Wuv you...
>>2908661It doesn't really matter if you post your ID in thread, but generally if you post directly danchous just want a sign you're not a rando. I got picked up when my description was "Not looking good"... juat shit like that
>>2908662i guess i was thinking something other than slash-letters-slash >>2908666like this
>>2908661Just anything thats 4chan related, i think I got picked up and my description was "was getting caught part of your plan?"
>>2908653Someone could post a random ID just to fuck with you
>>2908663I dont dislike her outfit but I do dislike how impractical it would be to put it on.
>>2908680My neigha, thats just paranoia.
During which CM would you say witgod lost most of his credibility?
>>2907990>>2908012Oy neigh is full.
>>2908683Shit man, I dont know specifics but by mid unity im pretty sure by that point i didn't see him more than "general advice"
>>2908686Good shit!
I dont fucking understand how bourbons with no taking the lead can just take 1st casually out of nowhere, is it a wit or power issue?
Fuck you staring at?
>>2908704Shichi hates me so much...
>>2908704You with daggers in her eyes, it says right there.
>>2908704>>2908707hot
She has pretty much everything and glittering star as the backup 4th recovery in case U=ma doesn't trigger but at that point it's already over
>>2908699lolbourbonwins has been the front meta since she released. You can lose the lead to a shitty SS bourbon just because raw operation cacao + escape artist is THAT good, and she can stack 2 or 3 more midrace gold skills on top of thatI feel like front running in general will be a lot more enjoyable once she dies with the release of (gacha) wit Bourbon
>do one(1) Xoggy ace run>already winning pubs with my "low" rollSo what's the checklist for the Arima kino? Anything i can do to prepare?
>>2908712>glittering starANOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>2908712>glittering starbricked
>>2908712based gambleCHAD
HOLY SHIT SHE'S FUCKIN BALLIN
>>2908717Look at her recoveries, gourmand, 777 and u=ma. It does nothing because it triggers off 777 or U=ma
>>2908722HEY YOU WATCHU GONNA DO
>>2908722SAMSON "THE NOTORIOUS" BIG
>>2908726The funny part is jordan is not actually named after Michael Jordan, she's named after some wine brand.
>>2908586I'm down to doing only the five borrows per day with rerolls, shits rough out here for a loopa
>Forever Young gets discussed>U u u u anon isn't here
>Commonly known as yuri horse>Look inside>Is not actually romantically attracted to umasWhat the FUCK
>>2908734I'm here I just didn't feel like posting it.
>>2908735we should hang all left wingoids
I have looked at my finals race a billion times wondering why I lost, I don't have Haku but if I did I would've been glued to it bashing myself and trying to understand what went wrong. I was literally put in a lobby full of shitters and I still couldn't win, I've run a ton of simulations against my rivals I can't stop torturing myself and I will never get over this loss. So many of you here oshiwinning just makes it hurt worse, Idk what to do
>>2908742hakuKWABku
>>2908726>"Everybody knows about our high earner, but don't forget about us!">"THE OTHER CAVALIERS">"And whatever our high earner needs, we'll get it done!">"As long as what he needs ISN'T PLAYING THE GAME"
>>2908742It's ultimately an RNG game. If your uma paces down and fail witchecks over and over you will lose to shitters who don't
>>2908750KEK
>>2908750Fucking lol
>>2908742Embrace the fact that it is all largely random, especially shorter distances, and thus best laid plans can just fall apart on their ownDon't worry about it, its all fun and games
>>2908729She is named after the river our LORD and SAVIOUR was baptized on.
>>2908753>>2908761I can't possibly have gotten unlucky 17 times
>>2908724U=ma is too early, you get like 1 second of accel out of your ult.
NIGGER
>>2908515I look forward to meeting Bubble Gum Fellow! She'd probably rank higher once I get to know her more. Most of that ranking was just vibes-based. There's only three on this list I really don't want to meet: Curren Chan, Sweep Tosho, and Still in Love.There's nothing wrong with Sweep Tosho compared to the other two, she's just annoying and not in an endearing way.
>>2908750>"But we've got EVERYTHING ELSE covered">"Everytime our high-earner wins a Champion's Meeting, I'm RIGHT THERE with that El Condor Pasa sticker, like WUV YOU CLUBMATE"
How important is Breakin Out for ends? I don’t have a Mech Taishin so I’d have to loop this skill entirely on borrows, which sounds less than ideal
>>2908768this is a very homosexual post
>>2908742Now you know why giving yourself a brain aneurysm over the results of a competition you have no control over is not very smart
>>2908774It's not a priority skill.
>>2908742Maybe I’m weird but I feel a bit guilty with how I won. Maybe guilty is the wrong word. Is Tama a blessing and do I love her? Yes. But I would like to be able to win a plat with my other two girls also. I feel as if I’m letting them down.
>>2908586Down to 74, it's not looking good. Not sure they'll last beyond next week.
>>2908742I won a shitter lobby but running it back for fun had me losing a third of the time. You gotta remember at the end of the day Umamusume is a luck game, it's that simple
>Guys you NEED this card you are BRICKED without it it is PERMA META FOR MULTIPLE SCENARIOS
>>2908586I am out of star fruit...I m8ght have to eat the boxes next!
>>2908586I still have around 240 even though I didn't get any from the giveaways during Rickey's reign. Guess that means I didn't loop hard enough
>>2908742sometimes you really do get that unlucky
>>2908789I STILL HAVEN'T USED ADMIRE VEGA GUTS
>>2908789I mean, its literally free, might as well
Training Seiun last CM renewed my appreciation for her. She's such a cool, comfy, charismatic, badass uma. She's fucking awesome
>>2908789I'm not going to cleat a shop card
>>2908796I use guys ayabe everyday for fan runs!
>>2908753>>2908761>>2908777>>2908782>>2908787Anyways the important thing here, besides me being a huge loser, is that I've lost all motivation to play and I don't know what to do. I don't really want to leave my club hanging but the next CMs are so cancer and I am so unprepared in terms of parents that I don't know what to do, I also don't enjoy Group B/Taking it easy and reading stories so that's not an option. Quitting seems extreme but I am genuinely not getting over it despite having been a day already>>2908794You haven't met me >>2908764
>>2908796I used it once for Gutsmaxx Taishin on CM15, which did get me the plat.
>>2908742I nearly lost even though my winrate was literally equal to both my opponents combinedAfter inspecting the Hakuraku report, the tool really does drive home the fact that there are 9001 moving parts to this game and every part can have RNG injected into it
>WE TAKE WHAT WE WANT AND AFTER WE TAKE GRASS WONDER AND SYMBOLI RUDOLF, WE WANT THE CM19 PLAT SUCKA! OGURI CAP! WE COMING FOR YOU NEIGHA!
>>2908789I can't believe I wasted all those rolls getting this card to MLB
>>2908804Pick up the pen and draw content for your favorite girlsWay more worth it and satisfying. Even if it's shit you'll feel fulfilled
>>2908804Don't stress yourself out, man, just do fan autoruns for a few days and see if you feel better, play some different vidya
>>2908813Anon that card is free...
>>2908794To be fair a 1v1 comparison in a calculator isn't exactly a good model of an actual race with 9 uma in total. Especially because positioning matters and umalator ignores that completely.
You can have the literal perfect uma and she can still late start into mega rushed, swing wide on the final corner, whiff all of her skills and fucking die.
>>2908804you deserved this desu
>>2908813>he got scammed by a umagerian prince
>>2908804Man, CM is just cm its just for fun. Throw a xoguri and autowin the CM. Stop giving a shit about plats>B-B-BUT ANONYMOUS HAS 14 OF THEM Yeah they got lucky 14 times
>>2908799You now understand why several people became mentally ill and psychotic when they failed to get her on her banner
>accelerated schedule>Except legends races those are still once a day wwwwwww stupid gainin enjoy your free unlock 5 months from now wwwwwwwwww
The OP is very tiny where's the September triple crown
>>2908827>I also don't enjoy [..] reading stories
>the fucking voice of gentildonna is going the giant ojou-sama animeShe must have quite a wide vocal range.
>>2908823>rushed debuffs are actually worse than normal rushes because debuffs have a 9s cap, while normal rushes can last up to 14s Seeing my aces with 80+ extra stamina explode in a mile race after an unlucky rushed completely changed my perspective on it. It's arguably worse than a late start.
https://youtu.be/NPDLnMErnFg
>>2908834We should get fractional star pieces as legend race rewards to compensate for the accelerated rate
>>2908804If you are some mega autist who cannot tone down their competitive nature in the slightest you picked the wrong genre to get into. Should've stuck with shooters or IRL sports instead of an RNG game based on a sport which itself hinges on how the animal decides to react to its situation and the conditioning its received. And if you're that autistic, winning wouldn't have changed anything besides locking you into needing to win the next one too since if you won 18 and then lost 19 you'd probably feel the same way.
Im so loopa brained im tempted to roll Inari
>>2908845what does she contribute to loops?
>>2908839frenzied debuffs set the rushed timer to 5s from when they activate, which is usually immediately when a targetable uma is rushed (can only ever be delayed if the debuffer is rushed at that moment too due to frenzied's conditions)
If my unlucky streak doesn't end next CM I need to start considering quitting.
>>2908850She can run everything except sprints without needing pink sparks.
>I wish there was a fast uma thread in /v/>>>/v/746805514
>>2908837desu Japanese "range" doesn't mean much when you know certain archetypes will be the option.
>>2908831I don't really have End medium parents, that's not something you can whip out in a few days. I'm so autistic about CM, I guess that's why I am in /v/ma, I am hypercompetitive in all games, seeing people win while I lose is my tard rage>>2908816I guess I can do that, if I really don't get over it I will probably consider uninstalling and leaving for a while, although idk how hard it would be to come back after that, this game punishes you for spending time outside of it>>2908843Like I said, I am exactly that, hyper competitive in shooters and sports. I can't help it, I really fucking hate losing and seeing people win over me>if you won 18 and then lost 19 you'd probably feel the same wayYou are probably right but I would have a cope cushion instead of this horrible losing streak I am dragging
>>2908853You'll win the next one but seriously, finals are a crapshoot
>>2908850nta but i only have digitan oguri and pasa and the incest is getting so bad im actively looking for Inaris and Yeppers to borrow to reduce the inbreedingthis is just like my japanese horse breeding animes
>>2908852Oh, so they're even worse than I though. A 4-5s rushed is nothing if you have extra stamina
>>2908858>this game punishes you for spending time outside of itAs long as you log in during gibs it should be fine
>>2908856>>I wish there was a fast uma thread in /v/do people say this? noone says this!
>>2908866It's actually kind of an interesting topic because them working like this is fairly well documented on the japanese side ( https://note.com/shimahokke_uma/n/na5123a536798 ) but every english source claims they strictly extend rushed timers by adding 5s to whatever was rolled naturally
>>2908856Nobody has said this since the uma in america scenario.
>>2908794This was from the Derby CM wasn't it? I still think about what happened to you every time I go into CM finals. Helps me keep having fun and not care that much if I lose.
>>2908856How funny would it be if this were the straw that got cheaters and botters nuked
Why didn't they breed gentildonna and orfevre to make a super duper horse
>>2908794>Checking opponent winrates everOnly pain will you find
>>2908879This makes Uraragas
>>2908808Kek
imagine having sex with orfevre
How do you even see your cm opponent's winrates?
>>2908886click the book after the race
>>2908886Click on the magazine, go to the third tab
>>2908794I mean obviously there's so many layers of RN->1047 Speed Yeah nah you got ROBBED, royally assfucked. Chimp the fuck out right now, set Cygames office on fire and open fire on every single bystander. jk obviously, I also lost finals to an uncapped speed shitter once, just seeing that shit fucking sends me. I feel your pain, but that's how it be sometimes.
>>2908871Many are saying this
>>2908856It's funny how hard the schizos are trying to spam the thread when it's secondaries discussing it.
>>2908877yeah this was taurus 2 and the image makes me sick every time i look at it
>>2908879Orf has 3* Dirt pink IRL so it's a 50/50 on whether you get a Dirter
>>2908879that fan art is so kino
>>2908891>sends mewhere?
>>2908881I fucking read this as Uragaan
>>2908889>>2908890>Almost lost to a seiun with a 13% winrateYeah I'm not ever looking at this again.
>tornado warningwhat did zephyr mean by this?
>>2908909Nigga you are going to die stop posting on 4chan
>>2908909Neigha go be safe
>>2908775>homosexualI mean, I guess. Most, if not all of my top 18 did turn out to be stallions. Very sexy stallions, ones I wanna touch the boobs of and have kids with, but stallions.Sweep Tosho just reminds me of my nieces, Still in Love will worsen my mental state, and Curren Chan reminds me of a transtrender "friend" who betrayed my ass so fucking hard I unironically have anxiety attacks any time I come across anyone saying they're coming out trans...
>>2908124only 2 ms victorias>OGuri>Mayano (group B tho)>welp
>>2908792NIGGER
Okay I checked my race again since I finally had.time.and this is really funnyFucking look at that late/end blob over there whole Pearl had no choice but take up a front role, she never left first place, didn't pop her ult at all, none of my umas seemingly didA finals btw, ChristStill, props to my opponents for sovlful teams
>>2908902to the mald dimension
>>2908914Can you elaborate on what your ex-friend did that scarred you so much
>>2908914holy marebroken
>uma flavored twitter drama thread is left up and hit bump limit>actual uma thread is immediately deleted againI know it's nothing special but it still gets to me.
>>2908926based and redpilled xitter accounts need their 4chan screencaps
>>2908909
>>2908926It's not an accident that /v/ ended up as the twitter screencap, eceleb gossip, and culture war bullshit board. It was entirely deliberate.
>>2908930That Teio's kinda thick though.
>>2908911>>2908913the tornado warning was lifted 20 minutes before i posted that...
>>2908909Roll for Zephyr RIGHT NOW
>>2908926thank you rapeape
>>2908931Unironically does a better job as a containment board than /pol/ ever did, accident or not.
>>2908941And here I was getting excited
>>2908931It's a shame gookmoot won't do the absolute bare minimum for the site he owns and at least check on it every now and then.
>>2908909DO A CHEEKY TENNER RIGHT NOW FAGGOT
>>2908919Some bullet points>tried to swat me twice(I only found out after things fell apart)>left me stranded when I was trying to get away from a bad family situation>turned their friend group wholly against me>went after my other friends, either threatening them or convincing them that I had molested a minor>blackmailed the server administrator of a minecraft server I used to play on>after all that, saw them attempting to "crack the egg" of someone elseThis isn't everything but it's most of the things I do remember off the top of my head. The last one happened 2 years ago, while everything else happened mid-2017.>>2908921Ikuno Dictus is still sexy though.
kita cute
>>2908930Baccius Zephyr is unironically a great character
>>2908958Its identical to how actual zephyr behaves
https://ayakamods.com/games/umamusume-pretty-derby.194/
>>2908953>Ikuno Dictus is still sexy though.TRUEEEEE
buy an ad
>>2908953>he fell for it
>>2908962sexoooo... no I must resist
>>2908958
Buy an Ad
>>2908962fraudmond is not sexy
>tfw still no Ms. Victoria with the wifeAt this point I will never witness it, CMs will only get harder
>>2908973How much do we have to crowdfund to make this neigha draw el condor pasa getting piped
>>2908953That's so fucked up, worst part is I've seen a ton of trannies act this way. I hope you managed to recover and still have friends close
>>2908978I actually feel like CMs are getting easier
>>2908978Of all the umas to whiff Ms Victoria withYou could probably clank an end xog next CM and have a coinflip's chance of winning
the pain of being ROBBED in CM18 is slowly subsiding. i have issued myself an ultimatum. if i don't win the arima KINO, i will admit to being a forever third rate and quit. i will try to construct the ultimate spe-chan
>>2908238is this a backstretch for ballroom sky/kita purposes
>>2908999What if you win this one but lose the arima kinen
>>2908999You and Spe are going to win and it'll be glorious, anon.
>>2908962It's funny to me that Ayakamods is blowing this up because of their twitter even though most of these mods (and more) are on Gamebanana anyway
>>2908999Just saying you can actually afford more umas as an umaroller that never even enters a CM just because you don't give a shit about cards.
>>2908238damnthings are getting a little more elaborate since the first funny mspaint version
>>2908982I'd rather see Grass in her denim booty shorts.
>>2909005i dont have christmas oguri
>>2908951>>2908944FUCK
>>2908997I don't have anything with End whites or stamina blues, there is not enough time
>>2909013What if you win this one by brake checking the end XOg in your finals but lose the arima kinen
>>2909019>Ever listening to delulu fukutards
>>2909019>>2909025
bwos are they really going to shut us down over that mod?
>>2908978>>2908996my win rates keep climbing but the work is all for nothing every time because I can't break the six cm loss streak even with a 74% wr team
>>2909029That would be exceptionally retarded to do.So maybe.
>>2909029yeah man it's dober EOS tomorrow kiss your trainee goodbye
>>2909029time to go back to fgo i guess...
>>2908856>Look inside>The worst thread I've ever seen
>>2908999upping the ante to urara and killing myself
>>2909039>5.16ppmhorsegods stay winning
>>2909044That's only half the PPM of the stakes yesterday.
>>2909035Speaking of Dober. Should I pump my remaining statues into her?
>>2909019>he fell for itYou're supposed to roll when someone tells you NOT to roll, bro. Why would you fucking roll right now, it'd be such a fucking stupid idea lmao don't fucking do it you retard.
>>2909047Yeah but it's good for vee
What the fucks a furlong? Shit sounds like a make believe measurement like a click or a parsec.>>2909030 same thing happened to me. I got the first plat of mant and then lost every other CM until this one. Five or six losses in a row despite pushing my win rate up and up into the 70s and 80s. I made peace with it after the fourth loss and was finally able to take to heart what I had been preaching the entire last year, that all that matters is reaching A finals, not winning it.
>>29090561/8th of a mile
>>2909048I see no reason to not do it
>>2909008But you can be an Uma roller and just enter CM as a free-to-play just to get the reward carrots. You get three entries for free a day even if you get zero wins, you're spared the humiliation ritual because you can just mash the skip see results button now instead of actually having to load up the race.
>>2909029Flower's reign is off to a great start I see.
>>2909067She can't even fucking rule she doesn't know what taxes are
>>2909048If you like using her as an ace, sure
>>2909029Meh, they'll probably keep pressing the issue legally or tamper with the game to make it harder to mod or something.Now if the owners starts pressuring them, they'd definitely do whatever it takes to get this thing under control.
>>2909069This didn't stop Oguri
>>2908124I have all 3 too>Curren>Oguri>Flower
>>2909072imagine if this finally causes them to stop the cheaters
>>2909076Oguri learned real fast that taxes are how she gets more food
>>2909069>Nishino leaked uma nudesWtf I love Nishino
>>2909072they could discontinue the PC version. mobile is pretty much impossible to mod.
40 minutes until the mile KINO is gone for good.Post your umas winner interview.
>>2909029>Ignore botters and cheaters>nuke the whole game over nude modsI can see that happening.
>>2909096They won't do shit, it's a nothingburger
>>2909089I wish mileslop was gone for good
>>2909089How do i get this?
>>2909071It would be to make her get SS rank more easily on loopas
>>2909089
>>2909100>Go to your finals>Replay your win>after it shows your lobby score, click on the book.>
>>2908377>Gran AlegriaI'll just take a flight to commonwealth country surrounded by the sea. The metrics will keep her away.
>>2909029Better get one last hot spring ticket with your wife before it's over
>>2909089Well anon? You ready for Pearl Party?Bento boxes galore!
>>2909115>Should've bought more movie ticketsAnyone ever end up going to those things anyway
>>2909089I wonder how much I've paid for family meals so far.
>>2909121>hey senpai
>>2909089>>2909121This is torture please stop
>>2909116>ENHANCEYOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>>2909117Twice. One was great, one had a pack of youths yapping and then complaining that they didn't get it which made me more angry than I've been in a long time.
>>2908962so i just import asset folder right? anything else i need to do, it doesn't seem to work for me
>>2909115>>2909117I wanted to watch BOANE when it came to theaters last year... i just thought i had more time until they stopped showing it..
>>2909089I'm still so happy about it.
>>2909131I have no idea, I don't want to risk getting banned. I just thought I could get some easy (You)s...
>>2909127>youthsYou're allowed to say NIGGERS anon
>>2909029No but they released a list of Umas being removed from the game, like creek and maru
>>2909137I hope no one is stupid enough to fall for this bait
>>2909136That's the thing anon, two were white one was asian.
>>2909145Nigger is a state of mind
>>2909137>der/v/'s sinister plot runs so deep they have connections to Cygames and found a way to remove all large breasted umas from the game>all during Nishino's reign that they also riggedTHEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>>2909115i bet hitting a server rack with a big hammer would be fun as fuck, assuming it didn't electrocute you
>>2909117Yeah, I went with a friend and my brother. I had already pirated and watched it before that, but seeing on the big screen and with the theater's sound system was sickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNgbAbbZdo0
>>2909152You should've arrested epsatono when you had the chance
>>2908962I need pics of Sweepy just in her hat
Well well well. Look who came back from the mine.
I wonder if there are uma nudists?
>>2909123You want REAL ropefuel? Check the previous thread.I am motivated to do better but FUUUUUUUUUUUCK it hurts
>>2909158That actually existsyou can toggle boots/hats/some other clothing accessories or go full nude depending on them mods
>>2909089Hot spring sex was so powerful it overcame the lack of Mile S
>>2909160CB gives me the vibe
>>2909142if you're stupid enough to believe that any bit of this is anything more than twitter drama, you're stupid enough to believe anything. it took me several minutes to figure out what you retards are even talking about and i'm astounded by just how much nothing is happening.
>>2909149>qualifier round interviews can call out their own finals victoryhey that's pretty cool
>>2909161I don't even get motivation anymore, after losing so much now I just wish I never played this. It hurts that much, i don't want to play anymore
>>2909169me tooidk what to doi want umamusume to die or maybe me
>>2909167Well thankfully, none of this is really even discussed ITT. Its really really fucking dumb....now....in /v/? God that thread was painful
>>2909159kys
>>2909168Grass always did have some really cold line drops.
>>2909169>>2909170Calm down son, its just a game
does anyone have a list of all the sizes of the umas
>>2909173>There is no path before me, only in my wakeIs still one of the best lines in the entire franchise.
>>2909175Three sizes or body height?
>>2909169You're losing in every other competitive game that you aren't playing right now btw
>>29091793 sizes of course, i just got the nude mod working
Yeah this thread sucks
>>2909180Actually I'm winning in mahjong by not playing it.
>>2909089>>2909102More MachanKINO
>>2909185>I THINK /V/MA SUCKS
>>2908992I'm okay now. The family problems actually got resolved, and though the major problems would've been resolved with or without me, I don't think I could've reconciled with my parents. I've also managed to get back /most/ of the friends I lost during that, just took until Skype died... It was also an opportunity to reconnect with old friends I had accidentally left behind. Overall, I'm in a much better place now, but I'm still a bit "fragile" from the experience.All this to say, somehow Curren Chan puts me more on the defense than Mayano Top Gun, despite the latter being better material for the accusations.>>2908971Nerds are irresistible man.
>>2909089>ate the competition>ate the plat>ate my soulfatass
>>2909089I'm doing my part.
>>2909185
>>2909185WE ARE JUST TALKING
>>2909194Kingbro...
>>2909194DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2909197I think you should talk better and act funnier
>>2909203This happened to me in CM2 and I'm still not over it.
>>2909202I WILL KILL YOUR DANCHOU, I WILL KILL YOUR CLUB, I WILL KILL YOUR SOULFUL OSHI
>>2909205>>2909203This happened to me during taurus one, and ever since ive been sandbagging into round 2 B. Genuinely group A broken
>>2909201Damnit. I even prepared a version without the self dox...
>>2909205I didn't even enter round 1, I was mired too deep in my melancholy.I'm just posting it as tribute for those who couldn't make it.
>>2909202But I'm sobbing and my speech is silly...
>>2909089She said the thing!
>>2909214This Neigha on his soul searching arc.
>>2909207The danchou can SOCK ME
>>2909217>When there's a will there's a way>Come what mayKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2909212Here, anon, so you feel better
fuck these horse ownersit is my god given right to jack off to anime titties and Umamusume should be no exception
>>2909217Did Kojima write this?
>>2909214>I didn't even enter round 1, I was mired too deep in my melancholy.damn dude
>>2909222Use your imagination faggot, god damn.
>>2909214I should do that for the upcoming sprintslop
>>290921710/10 writing.
>>2909217>come what may>what's coming is a medium CM>where you use come what may
>>2909222Drawfags don't seem to have this problemEven AIsloppers can generate whatever they wantwhat's holding you back?
>>2909229Why is come what may important? Its September?
Rain or Shine, I'm Fine :)
WAIT FUCK I HAVEN'T WATCHED MY CM FINALS HERE GOES WISH ME LUCK
>>2909117no because they never showed it in yurostan
What am I even looping for?
>>2909238XOGGED
>>2909238WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR RETARD
>>2909238Unironically what happens if you don't watch it? Do you even get rewards?
>>2909236
>>2909240Its all you know now
>>2909244Pretty sure they mail the rewards to you.
>>2909117I did, it was the third time I watched it and I still cried
>>2909244you still get rewards, you just can't watch it
>>2909238OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING GO! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOTS FUCK WE'RE ALL DEAD GET THE FUCK OUT
>>2909194
>>2909240>WHAT AM I LOOPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>recorded my finals and concert to save a record for myselfIt's silly, but I'm still so happy about my first CM win.
Hey guys there's this weird van in front of my house, you think it has Ed Edd n' Eddy?
>>2909255KEK
>>2909117I haven't been aware of any screenings in a 100 mile radius of my house, let alone my state.
>>2909258Actually its Megas XLR season 3
>>2909256You're a first rate now, harry
>>2909238Remember to record it so you can look back at it later!
>>2909159>no nimble nav + rs: power + pedal + thh + latch-on + slipstreamglue im afraid
Janny still hasn't archived a single thread btw, this feels deliberate to make us use that other thread
>>2909115
>>2909270Maybe he's just sleeping.
>>2909255I loop for my friends.
REMEMBER TO DO YOUR LEGEND RACESDON'T MISS OUT ON RAINBOW SHARDSIF YOU MISS A SHARD DESPITE THIS WARNING YOU MUST RUN TEIO IN THE NEXT CM
>>2909256Its always great to look back on your sweetest victories
>>2909266nta, but i've been making unlisted yt recordings of them so i can watch them back when i want to (plus any other hype races)
>>2909270Not my problem.
>>2909270Janny's dead. This entire board will be filled with only Uma threads before long.
>>2909238I watched it in time....and im sorry to report back bros.....WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>2909284I CANNOT STOP KNEELING
>>2909250I endeared a lot more to Dantsu Flame seeing it in the theater. I don't know if it was mild translation changes or what but I felt a lot more for her.When she's talking to Tachyon she said something like>You have talent the rest of us can only dream ofClearly talking about herself and it really etched into my soul
>>2909258>Hey torena-san, I got a bunch of hint books and toughness 30s in this van over here.
>>2909284
>>2909270Whatever it hardly matters
>>2909284I FUCKING KNEEL
>>2909284ffs anoncongrats i guess
>>2909289OH SHIT WHAT?
>>2909284GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
You think Cygames is gonna kill Global thanks to the nude mod?
>>2909284BASED BASED BASED
>>2909300you retarded?
>>2909284TeioGOD
>>2909284KINO
>>2909300You convinced me, shut it all down it's over
>>2909303you never know
>>2909283https://youtu.be/-iZW909WuB4
>>2909284Most based anon in all of /v/ma
>>2909300Probably not since they'd have to kill JP, both Steam and DMM, since the mod loader works there too. And JP made mods first anyway
>>2909300Yeah, I'm also making Shadowverse nude mods so that they'll shut down that too.
>>2909300I hope so, I wuv you guys but this game is making me miserable
>>2909284MY $TEIOOOOOOO
It's time to bully the Irish!
>>2909317>but this game is making me miserableThat's generally a sign to stop playing
>>2909283COMPLETE UMASATURATION
>>2909320im gonna fomo from being miserable
>>2909238>>2909284>this is the type of trainer that trains someone like Teio>And she actually does well anyway
>>2909322Become an auto + skip chad
>>2908735She spends too much time oogling legs and butts for that to be true
>>2909319Making me wonder where the British trained umas are since there's a lot of Irish ones
But I need star pieces for the other Fine Motion
Anybody getting SS while also race maxxing? It doesn't seem possible though my blue sparks are shit so that might be why
>>2909214> I didn't even enter round 1, I was mired too deep in my melancholy.Which Uma would say this?
>>2909319>it's time to bully the irish with the irishwhat did he mean by this
>>2909284Out of respect for you, I will run Teio for the next CM!
>>2909334Doto is Northern Irish and Protestant
>>2909334Doto would do this
>>2909332You're about 1,500K points off from SSYou're doing too many races by the looks of it
>>2909333Maybe Shakur if she got her ass beat badly enough in pubs?
Oh wait he archived them, still left the Zephyr one tho
>>2909339Yeah I'm doing them to make spamming runs carat neutral. You need to win 40 races per career if my numbers are correct
Kept wondering why Hallo never showed up and thought i was just comedically unlucky turns out i never even put her in my deck
>>2909332Drop the G2 and G3s. Replace Fuku with another hag.
>>2909341Ok so we are still not using it
hallo halloines fujin nano
>>2909342Are you less likely to get carats from manual runs? because it sure feels like it even when spamming racest. in the MANTdober mines
What are some stupid things you used to do when you first started playing?I felt like I always needed one of every card type, including a friend card. Wasn't until I started browsing here that I should use multiple speed/wit
>>2909345I'm pretty sure Fuku is the best stat padder card for auto>>2909349I think so but I have no way to prove it. Back when I used to do manual fan runs or MANT runs I'd almost never get 2 carat drops in a career, I think I got 3 once. With auto the most I got was 7
>>2909328St lite exists.
>>2909348https://files.catbox.moe/s7032w.mp4
>>2909347If he deletes the next thread and leaves that one still up?
>>2909357>>2909341Sorry I just arrived did I miss something?
She be Fineing on my Clover till I Motion
>>2909354Using a hag makes it more likely for your other SSRs to hit their golds in autos and the hags have theirs almost guaranteed.
>>2909360Bake drama
>>2909360Nothing really relevant, just a thread that janny kun hasn't deleted yet
>>2909357We have the manpower to rape this pitiful board's janitorial staff in to submission.
ENTER
>>2909357I'm never using a troll thread.
>>2909348I'm gona pull for chocolate saggers Fujin even if I suck at building Fronts and lack SMaru Speed
>>2909364I think scones are scams and they're really just selling stale muffins covered up by cream and jam.
>>2909357It will perpetually stand as a monument to our sins
>>2909362She be making my Week Special.
What a thrill.....
>>2909363I could try replacing Festa but I have no hags anyway, my Riko and Tazuna are both 0LB
>>2909369OUR WORKING CLASS POORFAG HEROES
>>2909369SANDMASTERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lzRFHnxYIs
>>2909385They should still work. Tazuna gives more speed and Riko stam. That said you better have good skill parents and affinity since Festa is a great source of hints.
The time has come, and so have I
Our Meido is pro AI. He will never delete that bread no matter how stale it gets
>>2909369If I had a nickel for every one of Oguri's rivals that was an aggro End Closer midget with a regional accent, I'd have two nickels.
>>2909393Enjoy your freshly steamed Rice.
>>2909380Trying to reason with jannies is like negotiating with Donald Trump. You're just make a fool of yourself.
>>2909382With Curren and Falco, through the niiiiight...
>>2909394I don't give a shit what janny doto does or doesn't, Shan't use.
Can't they just merge threads if needed?
>>2909380You can't use the N-word on 4chan FYI. Enjoy your 24h ban.
>>2909397I want to bury my face in Rice's hair
>>2909407Its a non issue
Had a look at the F2P Ardan card from this event>1 Speed and 2 Power bonus>30 initial gauge>gold recovery that doesn't agemasenLooks like a good pick for a third Speed card if you're building Pace for the next CM, not sure if she's better than Jordan but she should have her place
>1* stam>Tons of whites>2* stam>No whitesI really don't like parent farming
>>2909425If I had a Ryan with enough medium pinks I might settle for some shit like this.
Dober ult works this CM, yes? Will it work on an end?
>>2909454Yes and yes
>>2909423Better than Jordan even if she's missing the TE since she has Power Bonus +2 and 60 Mood, but worse outside of Speed training. Ardan always gives the gold on her third event unlike Jordan though.If you value SP a lot you could think about using the anniversary Bourbon card since her heal is relevant on this track but it's 3rd or better instead of 5th so you'd die in Front rooms or if you don't push up far enough in Pace rooms. Answer is really to just bring a good third speed card and use girls who have heals innately though.
Can just swap Maru out for El Condor if you do sprint sparks.
Is Rudolf pretty? Yes or no
Just did a Sagittarius 2 test run and ended up highrolling Long S847 stam + 1 gold + inherited Superior Heal + Stamina Eater should be more than enough recovery for an end closer, right?
>>2909478Yes.
>>2909478Pretty? Yeah, pretty and cute
>last borrow>run is going like shit but it start to recover at the end of classic year>out of fucking nowhere Ayabe get slacker in the same turn I finally have a triple speed rainbow>runs goes inmedialty into glue territoryI HAVE NOT SEEN SLACKER IN MONTHS WHAT THE FUCK
>>2909478Yes, and she can be pretty handsome too
>>2909478Yes
thank you cygames very cool
>>2909478Not a prudefag, but the mere thought of lewding the kaichou always instilled a deep-seated sense of disgust in me, like wanting to fuck your dad.
>>2909501>Lemmie get a parent with nothing
>>2909501smug_seiun_sky_in_ms_paint.jpg
>>2909501You're supposed to buy skills before rolling for sparks, friend. Thank me later
>>2909501Tough luck, toreina-san. Reroll that and maybe you'll get something a little better~
So what cards are latebros borrowing for the upcoming CM?
>>2909523
First draft of my cm19 horses are done, come kill them. They have no speed and power because specialty priority is always bugged.19841419
>>2909514Niecha, Rob Roy, or Symboli
>>2909501How garbage are your Parents
I think Brian and XOg are done. Come see if they do the things so I can start working on a 8* stam parent for Opera and also Blaze Brian for the next CM.655896926558969265589692
dumb golshi bit her tongue lmao
>>2909556>xognah idc
>>2909556>and also Blaze Brian for the next CMdoes he know?
>>2909539So I saw people were borrowing Symboli, and it seems like her unique is just the same as OYL, but medium exclusive. If you had a copy of Natie you could gamble on boths and borrow Symboli.I haven't compared the two side by side but I guess you'd just borrow whichever one is the better stat stick.>Rob roy (speed?)for the gold heal Im guessing? Anyways this seems pretty straightforward
Haha, I, too, get aroused at the sight of a girl with the body of a 12 year old boy, my fellow Suzucuties.
>>2909562She has a good chance at dropping mid CM with no Pearl rerun
>>2909559Cute
>pubs full of niggers running double domfun
>>2909566in JP, pearl rerun dropped 1-2 days before zephyr, and if the rerun happened it would've been august 31st according to predictions
>>2909564Symboli is an agemasen, but has better hints and events then Niecha. Rob is a good speed card with a gold heal that also gives right hand as a nice perk, but I'd only run it if you already have your gamble accel wit card as more of a luxury over Jordan
>>2909573Meanwhile I'm running a full stamina debuffer team. I'll ill all these understammed faggot xogs
>>2909548that character had right-handed, nakayama racecourse, hanshin raceourse, cloudy days, corner adept, focus, prudent positioning, nimble navigator, escape artist, refraction arc, front runner straightaways, top runner, moxie, pace chaser corners, shrewd step, front runner savvy, uma stan, groundwork, tail held high, see ya later, full throttle, I wanna win with you, and 16 discrete G1 wins
>>2909539>>2909564I dunno how slanted the race lobbies will be on CM day but i really really wouldn't run Rob Roy unless you had at least one pace or front of your own to help balance the lobby on your ownIf there are too many backliners you run the risk of Lie in Wait not firing at all because they are out of positionI had so much fucking PTSD thinking i made a 200IQ play running Speed Rob Roy for Libra 1 only to have 7+/9 backliners in every lobby
>>2909588Yeah I'm not gonna be running that but was asking out of curiosity's sake. I see the logic in it but I think borrowing a good wit card like Neicha/Symboli is the play
>>2909482Anyone?I already finished the run, but I'd like to know for future reference whether that was too many heals or not enough
>>2909588Oguri Wit + Descent means there should be a lot of paces outside of the XOg double dom teams since Pace is probably the strongest position to try and beat her, so I don't think it's too much of a gamble since you're losing if you don't get Pump/MPB in those lobbies anyway
>>2909566i think people are overestimating the impact not having the pearl rerun has, i do think blaze brian will drop on CM finals reg day though
>>29095326/9>>29095563/9Guess I'll try hosting rooms on a later date
>>2909609Yeah I'm still in the mines but don't expect rooms to go crazy for a xogslop like this. Rooms naturally slow down in situations like these, but give people time, this turnaround is very quick
The heavens foresee auspicious portent for throwing a cheeky tenner on Kris S right NOW.
>>2909596You're fine though I think you're overstammed, still better safe that sorry
Reading future events through MTL was in fact an umazing idea
>>2909619>stamina support that doesn't give a recovery
>>2909619I'm not wasting carats on a 0LB brickyou do NOT just throw cheeky tenners for card banners
good?
>>2909629Looks like a good start
>>2909620Alright cool thanksI guess that's one Arima Kino ace down early, then. Back to the mediumslop mines I go
>>2909629At this point I'm convinced neighast just post these screencaps to bait others into asking where their PP is.
>>2909617Yea, I'm not expecting the rotating crew like we had for CM18 near the start, but there was some people who were testing CM19 already or had debuffers and a single ace they could throw in. All good>>2909556Brian lives despite stam debuffers and missing the wit check on Corner Recovery, though Niecha missed her Murmur. Maybe I should have grabbed RS:S instead of Corner Recovery, but it's probably a marginal thing on XOgslop anyway. Good enough for me to go back to sending auto parent runs at leasthttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=4WYcVwL32bEThHU84HOuNtCh
>>2909629Yeppersnow try and get more PP and IW on there while also keeping your groundwork + racing spirit stam. Speed eater 3* nice to keep loopin in too even though it's mile only ,it's busted. Squeeze in a firm resolve while you're at it but yeah naw lookin good
>>2909643>while also keeping your groundwork + racing spirit stam.and your DD, always need the DD
>>2909639i have 16* PP and 15* GW on my legacies, seiun just is very tempermantal gomennasaithis is the first time in 14 runs that seiun has given me GW
>>2909532I need a run where Kita and Tachyon actually go on speed. Should also focus on power gain songs.
Is anyone in ASTER? I am slightly interested to join but I wanna know how the club would feel about pushing to A?
>>2909639>what is this some kind of tranny legacy? you cut off their PP
>>2909658ASTER was posting recruitment posts in a previous threadNot in there but they seem on the verge of A, like 1200ish last time i checked
>>2909622Kissable Maya
>>2909640I'm actually pretty motivated to do runs for this CM so you can expect me to host some CM roomas. But im just chilling and looping while I wait for solid strike
I think kris s should have darker skin and act sluttier
>6 turns in a row with no rainbows>2 SSR chains don't even startI don't need a great run but a run that isn't fucking agony would be nice.
>>2909663Thats precisely why I asked.
>>2909669She's dark enough. Anymore and she would blend into the shadows.
>>2909667All good, I'm off to go terrorize some public rooms; always funny to me when I out XOg the other two people despite them running 4x debuffers. I was ahead of schedule since I could start working on my parent before the previous CM started, so I fully understand that people aren't ready yet
I don't have any more tp pots and I don't want to use the valentine chocolates.
I'm surprised DUDE WIND LMAO is still up
>>2909674Splendid, simply splendid.
>>2909682I've only got about one or two days worth left myself.Not looking forward to when I run out.
>>2909682I've been using caratsit's not a very good feeling so I think I may only do two parent runs + two rerolls a day
>>2909658They would be happy about ending the B+STER streak.
>>2909682>trainee gives you chocolate she slaved over making>trainer refuses to eat itI would kill myself
>>2909691It's a family heirloom.
>>2909691Of all the trainees in the game my favorite would be the most understanding about that.
>sleep deprived x 2
>>2909691I did this in real life when I was a young lad because I was extremely unintelligent.Favorite uma is gold city before you ask
>>2909691Chocolate is not meant to sit on a dusty shelf. She would want you to eat it!
>>2909698Based
>>2909696>sleep deprived x 3WAKE THE FUCK UP
I really, really hate preparing for Medium/Long CMs, I might even clank it up honestly.
I don't really see how I can beat 2 niggers with debuffs even with a perfect pace Oguri
>>2909710>when you tell a /v/maneigha they're going to have train stamina
>>2909020End doesn't really have good whites to begin with. Take the chance is more important, if your borrow slot is flexible. Borrow sirius instead.
>>2909712you just pray that their festive doesn't procc then you win
>>2909710those are the only good cms though
>>2909705I heard they change the odds of sleep deprived later on to be inversely proportional to how much energy you currently have
>>2909717Ban corner 3 CMs
>>2909691>Brian, Shakur, JordanThey would call me a weirdo (thank you for the compliment)>Biwa, HishiamaThey would scold me for wasting food that was carefully prepared for me like this>PearlShe'd find it amusing that I'd preserve chocolates for such a sentimental reason but also urge me to consider the feelings of the giver>Kawakami, BambooThey would think that they did something wrong and cry about it (though I think Bamboo would scold me as well)>DigitanDigitan is my soul sister, she would understand 100000%
>end ace attempt>fast learner, med S, all the speed/stam/power I could want>even got a nice variety of white skills>CB doesn't finish the chain>also she's a true witletdang it
Starting next valentines your trainees start giving you special chocolate (some of it is not chocolate)https://bbs.ruliweb.com/game/84773/read/139356
slacker in gl should be illegal
>>2909732I haven't gotten slacker since mant
>>2909726>ghosts your wit>bricks your run>crushes your balls >fucks your wife>kills your will to live
>>2909734
>>2908213it's the cheapest place in mainland america they can fly to cause its the closest?
>>2909736>>fucks your wifeShe fucks herself?
>>2909736I DREAM OF RAIN YA LEIL YA LEIL
>>2909741>He thinks he isn't the Mrs. CB
>>2908729if there was a Mejiro Jordan it would be michael jordan to go with Ryan and Palmermejiro jordanmejiro gretzkymejiro montana
>>2909761
>>2909766kek saved
But what does CB stand for?
>>2909762>mejiro gretzkyHoly fuck bud I would go into generational debt for her.
My favorites?Ryan, Brian, and Mr. CB!
>>2909772Straightest backliner main
How it this looking?+Breaking out+Daring strike+Come what may+I wanna win with you
>>2909777Your spurt?
>>2908740remember when dudebros could enjoy hot girl girl action without having to support the cancerous political movement of troons, faggots, and ugly bulldykes?
>>2909771I would be endlessly comparing Mejiro Lemieux to her.
You know what, I'm fucking done with mediums until they get rid of these fucking debuffs. EC Xogger it is, I'll run her along a Finemo with that fucking Oguri card that's going to come out
>Our danchou told us not to be ashamed of our fan counts>'specially since they're looking good and all
cunt boob
>>2909781Spurt doesn't work for CM19.
>>2908928mods probably run monetized xitter accountscontroversy creates cash
>>2909777why are you building a sprinter XOg
>>2909784>LemieuxRun both of them and make them spot struggle just to lose to Satono Fetisov.
would it be fitting to drawfag referencing SBR with the last stakes? since they were so long and had so many contestants plus a really close finish
>>2909787>Yeah, i see that. Your danchou gave you good advice.>It gets bigger when I loop on it, sometimes I loop on it so hard, I empty my TP
>>2908948man FUCK that neigha
>>2909800Fuck yeah neigha
uoooohhhh I'm LOOPING
>>2909801>will you race me?>I'd be riiiiiiiiight happy to
>>2909804I miss being able to do this 3x to 4x to 5x times in a row. Per day and still have TP left over to play the game with
>Taiki Thursday>ZERO Taikis posted in this thread.What the FUCK man.
Teio erasure...
>>290981618 NAKED UMAMUSUME IN THE SHOWERS AT SHUTTLE RANCH
>>2909816
>>2909814It's carat neutral now so you can still spam runs. I don't do it literally every 50 minutes like I used to but I'm probably doing a run with carats every 2 or so hours when I'm awake
anyone have debuffers i can test against?
>>2909825I got 2 stamina debuffers if that 's what you want to test
which clubs are still recruiting bwos?
>>2909827Mambwo please don't leave....
>>2909827You missed the train for the A+ clubs unfortunately they got filled very quickly. ASTER has a spot they usually hover on the high B+ (around 1200 or so)
i just spectated the 2 rooms posted earlier, so this Xoguri character huh
>>2909832So there's multiple of us here now huh....
>>2909825I have 2 dominator debuffers if you want to run
>>2909825Bring it on faggot. Lets dance
>>2909836I've been here
>>2909836I'm not a Mambwo I just like shitposting about Mambwos...
>>2909827Unironically, /herse/
>>2909821BIG, LOUD, THROBBING ACCEL READY TO SPURT18 NAKED UMAMUSUME WANTING TO SHOOT UMAMUSUME IN THE SHOWERS AT SHUTTLE RANCHON THE MILE TRACK WANTING TO FUCK FRONTNIGGER KEKSSHUTTLE RANCH REALLY ROCKS
>>2909846/herse/ is kill
>>2909832>>2909833>>2909846>>2909858nyo... what about the /vg/ clubs?
>>2909858Dancho relearned how to read and has been talking in chat the past two days
>>2909789By tricking your uma into wearing sprinter shoes, they will run fast even if it is a medium track. Like reverse bakushin.
>>2909859How are we supposed to know? You can come back next month and see if there's an opening. We'd be happy to take you in an A or above but theres no room.
>>2909859/uma/chan will probably get A+.
>>2909860Looking good or not looking good?
>>2909860Okay so I guess I should not begin the /hersian/ spring....
>>2909865I give them two months before they die again
>>2909869they didn't die tho, their danchud just had a random melty and disbanded the club
>>2909868You should because it would be extremely funny.
>>2909872Their rank was falling before that anyway so I don't know how they're going to be a+ without burning out again
>>2909868What timing! just when you're about to form a new club he "remembers" how to read chat
>>2909866Looking
Ayeeee faggots, call mind doing a quick CM19 rooma or two or ten? I need to test some shit out
>>2909881Fuck yeah
>>2909881ask later
>>2909875They only dropped out of A+ last month no? And it was an awkward month cause of half TP.Right now they are top 600 at 24 members so I think they should get A+ pretty easy if they fill up.Only other club that isn't full is Mambo so it's not like there's a lot of options
>>2909881>>2909883Can't host many since I've got a virtual tee time at the top of the hour, but can probably run a few if you join in a timely manner.229796112297961122979611
>>2909881Come back later, I'm still looping.
>>2909892
>>2909890Idk I was just looking at clubs last month and they were pretty low and the new one seems like an odd transitionMaybe they'll live who knows, people really sperg out about quotas
bwos are we worse than /vg/ clubs? are we the casuals?
>>2909896Get better bait.
it's always been so stupid how they write these career scenes as though they lost even though they won to fit the overall storyjust make one of the rivals auto win the race no matter how high your trainee's stats are it's retarded how Cygames does this
>>2909891Brian forgets she's a Late and XOg an End, sits below her the entire the race while the Runaway stretches the pack enough for the Front to hold the lead with dom support.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=hVGUG7AcCnpvAfdDZ4WFZVdD601490666014906660149066
>>2909901It mirrors how first rates are here when they win 90% of the time yet continue to be dooming about their aces
>>2909891>she wonI 100% FRAUDED THAT SHIT, unsure how I wanna do my runaway suzuka. I don't want her to be TOO good and impossible to overtake but I do need her building a good lead
>>2909369AIEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CARATS TO SPARK MY WIFE YET PLEASE CYGAMES SAMA HAVE MERCY!!!
>>2909907Evil ass comp
>>2909911Its temporary, im not running a debuffer in the actual CM. I just don't have anything ready yet. I've been slackin off
I'll debuff EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU
>>2909905Not so fast, funny front man. Ayabe wins this one.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=9XiIkoVy_1hb7_fdU-FzDno4605886366058863660588636
>>2909908Perform the the forbidden ritual of the old republic anon....destroy fuku, absorb her luck.
>>2909921That backfired badly!
>>2909921Not so fast Hitler
>>2909824>carat neutralOnly if you do like 40 races. My third-rate ass is NOT getting SS on a MANT schedule. But them's the ropes. Sorry danchou, the 13 race looping will continue until inheritance improves.
>>2909921>
>>2909921Oops, all ends with half them in the pace blob on the final corner!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=VFx8CDy-AEohWp9uQF6Pezb9913123409131234091312340
>>2909927IM TELLING YOU GUYS ITS HER TIME
>>2909777Your nimble nav? Your uma stan?
>>2909927ENTERRRRRRRRR
>>2909930I need to draw another one of these.
this CM is gonna be so fucking backliner heavy
>>2909935Ain't it great?
>>2909935Pace XOguri is the 2nd best uma after End XOguri.
>>2909927Even more backliners, but this time a non-placeholder TM would have kept the lead. Someone is gonna end up as a pace promoted late during the CM, though, which will be very funny.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=F89Lv8hQ_ypm7UCuXR2hWKBh438623154386231543862315
>>2909284this man singlehandedly redeemed teio's pr
GET OFF MY PUBLICS YOU WHORE
>>2909939>triple late startAlright that's enough, thanks for the rooms
>>2909935Paces are waiting for Oguri Wit to drop, and probably farming up Ardan welfare for a gold heal on a decent speed card as well.
>>2909941>STAM DOWN STAM DOWN STAM DOWN STAM DOWN GET MURMURED GET MURMURED GET MURMURED
>>2909941Oh you were trying to meaningfully test your umas? Sorry, I'm a seventeenth rate trainer with an eighteenth rate deck, so all I can do is run three debuffers with zero moves for the finish!
>>2909939By a neck, but XOg closes it out against the Fronts.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=zW8lSKEZaVAfisKPtxjfMKuZ226078652260786522607865
>>2909839anyone else keep scrolling back just to look at this picture every time it's posted? I don't even like Rickey that much, but this image does things to me manDrawfriend put a spell on it.
>>2909953Run faster, Opera. The backliners are coming!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=mMXyGqSg-nszunmwjIgfdvZFAll from me for now, thanks for coming
>>2909941I'm gonna bee doing this in /v/ma rooms soon
>>2909901>running an urara carrer>talking like she's never won a race when she's undefeated and has every dirt g1
>>2909958>Hog procs perfect ignited pwrDisgusting
maybe I should just run open league this CMthis one is one of the the most soulless, flavorless, bland kind of "if you run end closer xoguri, you win, no contest" CMs no fun to be had whatsoeverless soul than a graveyard, this shit gave up the fucking ghost ages agono wonder everyone who already experienced it said don't bother rolling for light hello, her scenario and the time her scenario is relevant is quite possibly the worst in the game's history.
>>2909956Toad lusting after swan meat, you have eyes yet cannot see mt tai
>>2909969>no wonder everyone who already experienced it said don't bother rolling for light helloPeople said that?Either way yeah just phone it in or go full evil, this isn't the CM to oshifag. but for those who do, hats off to you
For those about to job/v/ salutes you
>>2909969Remember that most Xoggers will bring dual dominator, have fun.
Anon really xogs? No dignity
>>2909715I've won with my ult whiff because standing by is piece of shit that doesn't fit the description. Take the chance paired with dober-ryan + end multiplier with some debuff sprinkled is still bonkers.
>>2909982Not xoggin but I am debooooofin
>>2909979mmmmmnyo I think I will enjoy restrictor plate racing in open league instead actuallyfor all xoguri runners I wish you a pleasant getting your cock chopped off with a dick guillotine, you deserve it
Feels like vglite here
>>2909987You oughta know sweetie
>>2909987don't check vg right now
>>2909982She's my fuarkin hero that allows me to prepare for CM20>xog again10000 years of Ogurin baybeh. My fuarking hero
>>2909987If you're here and you're not also posting /vg/ you're the odd one out
>>2909958That Opera hit three gold speed inherits and an optimally timed Determined Descent Still lost
>>2909987>Think to myself whats wrong with the thread right now? Is something going on in the other board>Check>Worst mistake of my life, holy shit im glad we are separate.
>>2909989bwo wtf did i just see? can i unsee it? thx
>>2909982I'm getting this shit done as quickly as possible so I can go work on CM20 parents. 9* Long ain't gonna loop itself.
>>2910001What are you talking ab->*checks*Dear god
>>2910001>>2910002>>2910005Those 2 faggots are shitposting here as welll any time they get banned from /vg/. They're your problem too
>>2910007Well, let's avoid giving attention to attention whores. This topic is over
>>2910009Based, anyway. Which umas would be the best cook
>>2910012THE BIGGESTTHE LARGEST
>>2909998Sub 1500 speed, though Med S cause she's a placeholder until Oguri Wit drops or she would have won
>>2910012Hishiama and Bono are good cooks
>>2910012BiwaAmaAkebonoFlowerFlashProbably CreekMayanoTaiki depending on the food
Is levelheaded a cope?Which is the best of the copes?Soft step.Standing by.Levelheaded.
>>2910029Level headed proc like slipstream so its relatively pretty consistent, its just not a good trigger. I think it goes soft step>levelheaded>standing by
Would you?
>>2910044The hand is colored incorrectly and its triggering my autism
>>2910044MY GOAT AMERICAN PHARAOH
>>2910049How's that neigha doing in Japan anyway?
>>2910037So my understanding isMandatory: stroll & 7771. Corner2. Straightaway3. Soft step4. Levelheaded 5. Standing byDid I miss any?
>>2910044I need a better angle of her tits to decide
>>2909971Senior your words cut like a sword of judgement, I dare not deny it, yet even a toad may gaze at the moon. Whether it is ever able to leap that far is a matter for only Heaven to decide.
>>2910054ignited sta if you somehow have it on your loops
>>2910044Remember when people had legitimate melties over this?
>>2910059Sadly I don't. But I'll keep that in mind.
>>2910052Properly taken care of and had more media posts ever since
>>2910044Of everything, it's the dreadlocks that turn me off...This does make me wonder though, I wonder how much the fixation index changes with umamusume in the picture. Would it change at all? Would the umamusume of two different regions be even more different than a human from a third region, or less so?
>>2910052He's having his second breeding season in japan, because the mares loved him that much. Its white boy summer
>>2910025>Taiki depending on the foodOn a bad day, she might be shouting "BARBEQUE JA NAI!" as she adds meat skewers to the previously vegetable-laden grill.
>>2910012Pandora.She's great at literally everything she does.
>>2910049>American PharaohSpell his name correctly
I have no idea how to build TaishinHer growths are all over the placeI need 3 speed cap cause she has 0%. I also need like 800 stamina and wit and power.No wonder people just build xog.
>>2910070>WE WUZ PHAROAHS N' SHIET>white
>>2910091She has 10% though. Unless you're talking about steampunk, she has 14% wit so you can just solo C.B
>>2910069I think the most likely answer is that Umas would not have their own completely separate set of regional haplogroups, but would instead share the same broad maternal haplogroup structure as the surrounding human populations, with the Uma phenotype being a genetically distinct trait layered onto ordinary human ancestry. an American Uma with African-derived ancestry would probably have maternal lineages associated with the populations her ancestors came from, rather than belonging to some uniquely American Uma haplogroup. Horses never existed, and Umas are simply a female only subspecies of humanity. There would therefore be no obvious reason for their maternal ancestry to have followed an entirely separate evolutionary history from human, mitochondrial DNA is inherited maternally, meaning every Uma's mitochondrial lineage ultimately traces through a chain of women. Uma status itself is maternally inherited so maternal lineages could potentially form their own recognizable haplogroups, and geographic populations could develop different frequencies of those lineages through founder effects, genetic drift, migration, and isolation, even then, a different mtDNA haplogroup would not automatically mean a dramatically different genome wide population. You could have Japanese and American Umas with very different mtDNA haplogroup frequencies while still having low FST, two populations could share the same major haplogroups while being more differentiated elsewhere in their genomes. American Umas would prob just inherit much of their ordinary genetic ancestry from the human populations around them while the genes responsible for the Uma phenotype itself would be shared broadly across populations. Umas regularly reproduce with ordinary human men and their daughters inherit the Uma phenotype so the gene flow would keep their overall FST low, even if the phenotype itself is distinctive.
not reading all of that
>>2910098Steampunk. The issue is that I have to click stamina and speed. And her speed growth is 0.
>>2910100I am not intelligent enough to understand this post
how are clubs looking like now? do you guys still have TP pots?
>>2910089>immortalized with a misspelled namebravo my fellow burgers
>>2910110At the rate I'm going I'm going to bottom out on TP pots saturday morning.
>>2910114>he doesn't see the vision for the inevitable outcome of Pharoah Pharaoh
>>2910106Tldr: Uma Musume are basically humans with horse bullshit installed, not secretly horse people. They're not gonna be radically different I kinda understand some of the terms from /int/
>>2910105Hence I said to go solo wit since she has wit bonus. Neicha is piece of shit as wit statstick and it's doable to reach wit target, C.B will be far more convenient. Backliner doesn't have to cap the wit except for xogger case.
is it August 2028 yet?
>>2910114fun fact: Cafe Pharoah kept the misspelling, but Danon Pharaoh didn't because the owner wasn't aware that it was intentional
>>2910120Back to sleep old man
>>2910123It was intentional?
>>2910124>old manYou're too right about that. I'll be in my late 30s by the time my Umawife comes to global, FUCK.
>>2910123>Cafe PharoahCan't help but picture Manhattan Cafe but with American Pharoah instead of Sundayman, and he speaks to her in ebonics for some reason.
>>2910130Im like twice your age bro you're fine
>>2910130I already AM in my late 30s.
how do you get aces with just 5 borrows a day, i feel like i need to make parents on both sides using borrows so that i don't need to borrow for aces
>>2910118You really need to cap speed to stand a chance vs xog.
>>2910117I mean, duh?You never see the umas do culturally unique things that humans from certain regions also do, and most foreign umas (to japan) put their country of origin front and centre over being an umamusume
real unc hours
>>2910138You spend them to improve your final loopas and make your own parents instead
>>2910140I mean if that's your standard sure. Nothing beats endhog but 1500 is very doable for backliner to beat pacehog.
>>2910133kekthe real funny thing is that pharoah is from Lexington, Kentucky while sundayman was from Paris, kentucky, and the two cities are literally right next to each other
>>2910146i mean that's what i've been doing, but then i still haven't made parents yet, i only hit a meh gp earlier today, i feel like i'm behind
I cannot stand this fucking bitch
>>2910157>As a gamer
Woah...easy on the bread, Raisu
>>2910055Here
>>2910133There is a surprising amount of bellydancer nekomusume cafe art or the booru. But you didn't hear that from me
>>2910167Foaming at the mouth and tearing my hair out
Bros.....
>>2910167YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>2910167two big reasons to stop being racist
>>2910157>trash bag-wearing gamer argues with god complex schizoI'll take the trash bag
>>2910174Not now, I'm busy installing ValveTestApp852.>>2910157God I want to pirate prototypes in front of her and watch her bawl her eyes out over me "disrespecting the developer's vision."
>>2910167Uma slaves were probably sold at an ultra premium
can someone tell the janny to clean up the DUDE WIND op
>>2910174Does this mean Vodka won or lost?
>>2910174>Oguri's still in
>>2910181Actually, considering how rare umas are already, the existance of black umas raises more questions about just how badly their distribution numbers are across the rest of the worldAn uma in certain countries could end up being one in a million
>>2909734You will now
>>2910174Great idea, let's lewd oguri cap and that will make cygays ban oguri cap
I literally do not know how I'm supposed to get through 2 years of Global without her
>>2910155Damn, Kentucky's got some real heavy hitters. Man O' War, Pharoah, Citation, I think Zenyatta as well? And of course the MIGHTIEST MILER himself.
>>2910157>An unstoppable autist meets an immovable autist
>>2910061I know it was coming from people who don't even play the game but it's sad that people can still be so bigoted these days.
>>29101385 runs is about all the natural TP you have. So unless you are burning pots or carats, you shouldn't be doing more than 5 runs a day.
>>2910150Endhog is good because she is consistent. In terms of speed, end hog easily gets ran down by other ends who hit their accels and skills.
>>2910220If we're talking about sacking even lucky pace that prepare for it can do that.
>>2910234>>2910234>>2910234Here's the newest
>>2908427how do you unlock casual outfits?
