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>>2916123>Getting 2-0 by the team you btfoed non stop for over a yearYeah the era is over lmao. CS might be watchable again.
First for FaZeCHADS
>>2916132MANY are saying this...
How did faze clan get raped so hard by such a bad team?on their epic cache no less!
moussie era :)
Karrigan can rest easy now, the backstabber is finally paying for his betrayal.
Zigraeli era.
>first 5 post are all about faze againwow these niggas really are the main characters huh
>>2916139In Yakub we trvst!
>>2916148Literally just pac0ner chudding out kek>>2916144Judasiggan is finished
Can I get a QRD of the mouz vs vita match?Did jL shat the bed?Zypoo ghosted?Ropz ghosted?
>cucked into shilling for russians and jewsoof bad time to be a p0le
>>2916130it is but in fairness they did play with a stand-in and he performed like utter shit, mezii would neveri think Vitality did good on this tournament all in all, they secured the Blast Rivals invite which is important
>>2916151Yes. No. No.
>>2916151Mouz was kind of sloppy but they locked in on D2Yes jLoser was surprise surprise, a loserRopz was a bigger ghost than zywoo desuOverall this mouz actually looks coherent
reminder
>vitality is bad>raped fazeuhh fazesisters? could it be we're tier2 trash and should keep tier 1 and tier1.5 teams names out of our filthy mouths?
(((you)))oner
raped women who can only watch from the sidelines kek, even tier 1.5 stomps them into dust
When does Falcons play?
nigga talking like he was fan of vitality from the beginning kwabyour original team so trash you started to larp as vitality fan
jLoser
>>2916174kek my team is spirit and donk, i started watching because he rapes face and makes people seetheksm is seething because he got cucked into rooting for my team due to his raped nature
https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Clan_Z
i knew f0zeoids reminded me of someone kekenjoy the cuckwatching
it would be funny if Mouz clap Spirit twice in gfs
reminder that faze is the original plastic superteam
>falcons
>plumberstrikekekaroo
>>2916195>Vitality has almost as many 1st places as 2nd and 3rd combinedthat's pretty impressive
kek so raped xhe has to abandon xis actual favorite team failc0ns and larp as a sp0r0t fan
>AIEEEEEE NO THAT'S NOT YOUR REAL TEAM, YOU MUST MAIN MY RAPISTKEK ksm utterly mindraped at being cucked into doing my bidding
lol
>2 ropz OPs in a rowHave people really been seething about ropz for 20 months nowmust have been very painful of them to experience the vitality era
>>2916229>implying we were watching
>>2916229it's not that deep bro
>>2916238>>2916233i can't imagine seething about ropzi can understand someone seething about karrigan because he's fat and shit at counterstrike (imagine losing to him kek) but ropz is just a generic guy, he's a counterstrike NPC
>BC.Game will not be at PGL Bucharest after exiting the second Europe open qualifier in the Round of 32 with an 11-13 loss to EAC.what a fucking trainwreck
kek they dared call s0mple good
>>2916251I imagine they've spent at least a few million on this roster, but for some reason their losses aren't as entertaining. Maybe because it's missing the n0k0 seethe and b0tniggan cry.
being a fan of donk is great it's like being a fan of haaland or mbappeYou get to see the new kids rape and gape the legacy of oldhead trash
we don't watch that grassdive crap here btw
>>2916257>this fat chinless blue eyed danish anchor causes incalculable level of seethe in a certain schizogrouphow does he do it?
>>2916259>donk is great it's like being a fan of haaland or mbappeVery disrespectful to donk
>zywoo is held back by apex>donk is held back by his passport and hallyThey're not the same.
Is twistzz the only indian in counterstrike?
you know ts nigga is lying when he not even eastern european to be spirit fanmf was probably fan of some dogshit org like ence or asstralis and now is ashamed of admitting so kwab
>>2916268theres nothing wrong with being an ence fan
>>2916268he's a failtr00nerbesides all he posts is racebait
>>2916268>he must be a fan of some team that raped me years ago or somethingkek so mindroken by shit from years ago
>>2916268russia is based because they banned them from regular sports and even gutted TI because russians were winning it kekit's also really funny when russian twinks rape face and it especially gets under the skin of hltvp0les who spam muh pasha and muh jacobb
>>2916273>>2916276Why did you reply twice?
>>2916276I've not seen poles mention pasha in years and jakub is mentioned in a memey kind of way.
>>2916281Some people just have more to say.
>>2916283>what are hltv flairs
>>2916283your first mistake was engaging paconer in good faith
>>2916287Rarely see pasha in them.
who's his IGL equivalent?
>spirit and mouz proves that you can't have a bot igl like karriganis this true?
>>2916294Apeksib
Tomorrows finals are not even worth watching lol, snoozefest for retarded europeans
What's blades next move?
>>2916310idk, but here's how his room looks
Do we think either team will go for a surprise veto tomorrow? Spirit Inferno or Mouz Anubis?
>>2916379lol what? no, they permaban those maps and don't even practice them.
no idea what these odds are.spirit maybe are favorites but it can't be by much. this mouz looks strong. they're not pure ct merchants anymore like they used to be.
avra
last karrifraud tweettoo much of a coward to post when they lose
mindraped
>>2916446I was just hoping for some spice>>2916499Go all in lilbro, I got 117 contracts @ 15c a piece. People love underestimating our Moussies.>>2916508ofc he's a catfag, the betrayal makes sense now
how do we save w0ndergoat from navi's serial chokers
>how dare they abandon our plastic superteam sinking ship
this nstgla caster is goated
We already vvonned the hardest most prestigious major ever we do not care about tier 3 poorfag derbies
Our chink needs to come back
>cucked into shilling for saudis and b1g refs cuz ziggers and MAChads raped your shit teams
>>2917444kek wrong thread buddy
kek MI got em seething hard
My elo might be too low because I've only ever seen cheaters like 2 times, while reddit, hltv and steam forums all swear on their mothers that the game is infested with cheaters.
are we ready to admit falcons twistzz would've been better?
1 perc, 1 vicodin and a redbull and im moving like spiderman
>>2916131this is nuts
Zig up!
>>2917376you've been talking about this guy weekly for almost 2 years at this point, were you in love with him or something? weird as fuck man, bet he doesn't even remember interacting with you
>>2918014When does faze play?
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2397424/ninjas-in-pyjamas-vs-fnatic-stake-ranked-episode-4-closed-qualifierel classicoNiPfnaticMap 3 of 3de_inferno
ruskies on tiktok are glazing el0ge
>>2918199sad thing is that we barely get to see the new liquid this season. the invites came so early in the season that they didn't even get into this fissure.
Okay I understand why FQ forfeited to Tyloo. Aus to Singapore faceit, I get 390 ping now. The cable be broken.
USB port checkhttps://youtu.be/bI0WaBPpGzc?si=6ii4p30FARE7blQs
>>2918281there are like 3 other cs2 threads for your gaymer shitfuck off
>>2918281Lol another form of pure cope. Just like 128 tick, 600hz refresh, 4:3, etc.
KINGrrigan finna own these sp0r0t shitters today, falcons up baby
Media day
>>2918463Just saw this...can we unbench broky real quick?
>>2918463>>2918473inside you are two wolves
>>2918014>he doesn't even remember interacting with youyeah because he's dead sadly
Xelex is gonna humble donk
Reply to this when mouz wins 3-0
>>2918524No need to wait
>>2918526>when you hear IDF cleared a village of Palestinians
Ez4Mouz
>>2918524n-not again...
team jew might win a tournament
PR holding site very well so far
uhh is this thing on?
>>2918598nah donk, your cheats are not working today
that one was naaaasty
sh1ro might steal mvp (if spirit wins and donk continues ghosting)
Spirit :)
sh1ro so goated rn
He's so angry he has to support my team kek
Our moussies not looking so good
gg 1 is enough, spirit threw
sh1ro is literally cheating
ZIGGED
damn, my nigga sh1ro is literally RAPING those jews...
mous comeback starts NOW
Wasting a sh1ro hero game
my moussies :)
If this is Spirit's peak they will never have an era as donk wants, mediocre team that can win a few tournaments when everyone else is downgg Mouz
>>2918804magassxx too fat to carry
>>2918812>If this is Spirit's peak they will never have an era as donk wantsif we define era as what astralis and vitality did, they won't ever with this lineupthey'll still be able to be the "current best" team
thank you israel for raping those ziggers
what happened? I turned it off thinking it was gonna be yet another 3-0 snoozer
>>2918819yeahi only mentioned that because donk said at the end of last year he wants to have an era better than Vitality
>>2918824Spirit lost 9 rounds in a row
>>2918838he should practice his english thenI don't think another national team will ever have an era
>>2918745this nigga knows
>>2916223Do these people even watch the games? Apex was the only one who showed up and held things together vs mouz while Zywoo ate dirt the whole series. He's a fag but got to give credit where credit is due.
Vitality with JL v.s Spirit would have been a more visually entertaining final for spectators I'm sure Mouz really is better than Vita with jL but just from like a spectator POV Mouz is a boring team, and Spirit is only interesting cause Donk can do crazy shit. But everyone besides Donk plays the least 'flashy' way possible. I'm not saying LESS SKILLED I think mouz is one of the strongest funadmentals in the game, but they just aren't 'fun' to watch. Same with Spirit. Donk is the only one who does anything flashy. The entire series is just going to be people jiggle peaking, getting a frag, falling back, and using util to stall. There's no spice to this match outside of Donk's occassional highlights
>>2918865they sound exactly like 80% of the posters itt
>>2918014We just wish /ourchink/ would be the resident schizo instead of pac0ner.
MOUZ THE FUCK UP!!!!!
>>2918877he was so sincerehe just had pure hate in his heart and didn't care about being cringe. this new mongrel can't compare, you can tell his heart isn't really in it and it's some kind of weird psychological thing
>>2918874At least this thread could have the pretense of being ironic. These people are serious and posting on main kek.
>>2918886/ourchink/ held steady on his opinion, he never backtracked on what he said (other than the funny post deletions)pac0ner posts nothing but tired racebait and switches teams based on what he feels like trolling
damn m0uz threw that round
NiKo-esque choke there
This map is done
The stone-faced Luhanskian GOAT
Losing the 2v4 broke m0uz
Porto crowd is awesome, i especially love lack of crowd cheating and lack of paid fans for pooria and other fake ass teams. Give them major.
slava rossii
>>2918967lol tn1r used the crowd to win the 1v1 against m0nesy
>>2918984i must have missed that
Why did Blast wait for two maps before letting Donk toggle?
>you need to be sincere in your seethemaxxing raped nature like melmao a fat shitty Dane lives rent free in your head no wonder you identify so hard with the Asian schizo
karrigan is a norwegian/german zainichithe only real dane in the top 10 hltv teams is teses (blonde, blue eyes, pale skin)
>>2918988nvm it was actually teses using it against tn1rhttps://youtu.be/T3c0rA5J2Qs?t=1837
Nuke is a tactical map... Suuurely we get a 5th game, r-right guys?
>AIEEEE THEY'RE TOGGLING>AIEEEE IT'S THE CROWD CHEATSRaped.
>>2919009>nuke>tactical mapLOLE
>donk is still only 19jesus christ
>2 more decades of donk KINO
>>2919051way to out yourself as a dumb retard*dabs*
>be in portugal>they start doing oo oo......
>blast torta
kek they're so fucking butthurt
gg Spirit won, grats
remove nuke
so fucking nice to see the rest of spirit doing something instead of donk having to carry every time
hasbarasisters...
isn't Mouz the best team in the world on Cache?
>>2919147That's vitality, they raped some trash team to take the title from them
>>2919147you really think we're going to cache?
this final is so entertaining!!!!!!
>spirit falling for jewish tricks
kek crowd forced to hatesupport mouz
nice tunnelvision mouzoids
>just push the awper
Trvst ovr Movssies
AHHHH IT'S A FAT DANE DONT LOOK KARRISCHIZO AIEEEEEEEEEE
tier 3 tournament anyway falconchads we will show up in a real tourney
MiceKINGS WW@?
Yes, when IEM Cologne is designated as a Major, it becomes the undisputed most prestigious event a team can win in Counter-Strike history.
uh oh?
I thought EWC was the most prestigious event paconer
lmfao what the fuck was that mouz
kek tf is m0uz doing
mouz sucks balls
>PR willl have to go huge hereno he won't, they already know what Spirit is doing and had 2 players ready in fast rotation, holy shit these casters fucking suck man, at least learn to read the radar
GLAWKS WE LOST TO GLAWKS MAAAAN
LOST TO GOCKS
kek he's still seething after being raped into supporting my team
>>2919230>>2919229>>2919232>>2919234>>2919238NOT SO FAST FATTIES
spirit sucks even more balls
>>2919241lol bro I was typing my brother in discord about the play and then I hear the casters go off I was like 'no fucking way bro' lolol
>>2919244you can send that message again
im taking a big clan down the toilet whats happening
>kick zontix!>kick tnir!>get Jame to IGL them!>they rape everyone anywayHaters btfoGod I love these ziggas
people are way too aggressive in saying "cut X get Y" it's only when you're truly on a sinking ship that you should do that
>>2919262>they rape everyone anywaythey MIGHT win a blast event, against a team that just beat raped them in the finals of the last even. calm down ivan lol
GETFUCKINGZIGGEDCUNTS
NT Moussies
my moussies :(
lmfao what the fuck is ohne seething about
please no MVP for donkplease no MVP for donkplease no MVP for donkplease no MVP for donk
it doest mattermouz in the finals = most mickey mousest thing to happen in any event
well that was kinda boring... thanks vitality
And the gap between Donk and zyw00/s0mple continues to grow.
>already pussy whippedffs zontix...
these spirit ziggas got 50ng of test between them kek
>>2919304shiro I meanall these russian twinks look alike
>>2919298s0mple is not even in the conversation doebeit
drink wotah fellow ziggas
holy sigma :skullface
>>2919330huge aura loss
jewsissies...
>>2918524>Reply to this when mouz wins 3-0Okay. Nevermind. Jews got paid and decided to throw.
>>2919330shit's heavy for such a little guy.
why is magix like this
>>2919273This team has retained four out of five players from its Kato 2024 debut, has won countless trophies, swaps roles, and integrates new players very well. They snatched Cologne from Vitality in the middle of their era with an absolute trash rookie in Zweih. They’re starting this season hot with two big tournament wins already. Their longevity and adaptability is extremely impressive, especially when three of their players aren’t statistically exceptional
>>2919330they almost killed their coach the last timeI'd stay the fuck away as well
>>2919330holy avra
Does this win even count considering they didn't beat Vitality?
>so good he doesn't even acknowledge winning mickey mouse shitGOAT
>polish and EU flags desperately praying for sh1ro to win MVPkek
>seething about polegods out of nowhere
>seething about being caught seethingkekaroo
>It wasn't even donk who carried them Wow, now win a major and I will concede that you are a real team.
>>2919369polechads ran trains on paconer's mother
2.32
>Danil 'donk' Kryshkovets>Danil is a masculine given name of Hebrew and Slavic origin that means "God is my judge>hebrew
>win dota>win cs2>win real lifeI wish I was born Russian instead of being a mutt
Terrible time to be a p0lACK.
Remember to stay hydrated my niggas.
>>2919221it will never be replicated or done better, no storyline imaginable can best it, no gauntlet of former winners will ever be beaten in a more epic fashion. falchads will patiently await singapore where we will show our true strength once more, cause lets be real no one will remember who won blast porto in a year just like no one remembers the names of most tournaments vitality won last year. with that said we will give epl an honest attempt too since it's essentially the real katowice, not that phony krakow event #falconsarehere
Is there anything more cucked than slav(e)s supporting western europeans?
zip it up after you're done cuckaner
Z :)
>>2919402No wonder xhe's so fat if xhe doesn't default to water
raped and seethingthe dog learns his place
>My team won ANOTHER major event>His team hasn't won one in 2.5 years
guys it really worksi didn't watch game 1 and spirit wonstarted watching game 2 and spirit threwthen stopped watching againspirit wins when i dont watch the games
>>2919405>it will never be replicatedI hope it willI like the idea of cologne hosting the major every 10 years
You're telling me cologne, the cathedral of counterstrike, isn't a major every year?I thought the hated falcons just won something that occured every year, like the superbowlso they won a once in a decade thing? that explains a lot of what i've been seeing on this genny in the past few months
every F1Z1 CL1N fan is a martyr
>>2919426I offset all of this by not watching at all. I always do this. >if i want the team i don't necessarily root for to win i just don't watch them play>if they lose i don't watch the vod>if they win i do and watch every single streamer react to every single cool moment
but that would mean the eternal choker niko broke his choking streak with a once in a lifetime type eventas well as karrigan securing the fact that he wasn't the problem at fazeplus they did it against the hardest bracket so nobody can say it was a mickey mouse win
Are you niggas FOR REAL? THAT'S IT? TWHO HIGHLIGHTS? OUTTA FOUR MAPS?
>>2919436literally me. i get angry whenever the team i root for loses stupid rounds.
kek
only the protagonist of cs win the important stuffkato major 2014 - polegodscologne major 2016 - chadzilianscologne major 2026 - falchads
>plumberstrikepoles and brazilians are the manual laborers of the world
>>2919429well the tournament itself will be a major again surely, many years from now, there's just no chance it will have the same excitement unless elige, frozen or kscerato somehow win with close games against all the best teams and it's their first major on the umpteenth try
crazy how not just russians but spirit specifically are dominating both cs and dota right now
>>2919469>2036>niko and karrigan haven't won a single tournament in 10 years>they're now making a (careful) run for the cologne major trophy
People tried to claim Atlanta was the Tier 1 event, now we know it was Astana on top with the best teams and biggest prize pool.
>>2919470Dotards been dead for years now and the cis region is just the last one to hold on to it, the last valid ti was probably 11, with big enough prize pool and diverse enough teams. 10 was stacked as fuck as well, shame they had to do it mid-covid. CS is way more competitive, it's not even close.
https://x.com/HLTVorg/status/2096667712911003705You Lost
>>2919488>Ziggers start winning>t-that doesn't count!lolsays here spirit has the most TIs in historyno wonder you're assblasted
>Who has the most dota TIs in historySeethe Source Confirmed. Not just the team, two players specifically.
>>2919499>>2919505I'd only count the first two and only one of them won during somewhat competitive era. Dotards is so dead, the Saudis pulled out of it.
>>2919495desu they only gave ropz that mvp because he didn't get the major mvp
>b-but he did good on a map they lostkek, retards
xelex is not yet ready.....but he will be
>>2919509oh what the fuck 4 actual relevant teams disbanded in the past 2 weeks, it's genuinely done for
>>2919527This kid is really good. Very disciplined. He's my favorite player of the tourney and I don't even cheer for mouz.
>>2919527no. he needs to retire.check what donk had done at his age.
>>2919545>and I don't even cheer for mouz.you don't have to postface that, anon. we all know nobody does
How fast is it moving woosisters?
>>2919558sent this to a polish guy and he threw up from motion sickness
good thing he farmed dendele :)
>2.23 against the #2 team in the worldapologize
Ziggas be dominating no matter where they be
:)
if donk isn't good and just farms shitters why does he beat zywoo on nearly every(or every) filter for top 5/10/20 on hltv in the past 6 months?in fact at this point his competition is becoming m0nesy
woosisters...
Magomed? They muslims now?
>the more elite you set the filter the more russian it getsAIEEEEEEE WESSISCHWESTERSeven many of the other top players are russian coded (tN1R the not-russianarusian), NiKo the SERBIAN, etc
>>2919604whos magomed?
>>2919604>what is dagestan where the ufc dudes come from
>>2919622Muslimdaddies conquered russia?
The last good bo5 was Cologne 2022.... counterstrike sucks
>>2919646Melbourne 2025*
>>2919646furia reverse sweeped navi in one, but it was a kinda mickey tourney
Damn what happened with mouz this time? Did xertion shat the bed? Did stinx bait too hard? Was torszi mid again? Did xelex ghost?
>>2919666all the above my nigga pr did good thougheverer
I like this xelex guy no cap frfr
>>2919672
/cfb/ raped
>NOOOO those Russians don't countRaped GapedSeething
why didnt donk toggle earlier?
sh1ro has 1 more trophy than s1mple now
manlet shoes
>>2919785donk rick swag
>>2919785Nigga every single men’s shoe adds an inch minimum nowadays
with this spirit won the two (non-major) tournaments that had all top teams this season
those two events? astana and ewc
>>2919884astana was last season
>>>/sp/157625402
>>2919961cross-posting is a hangable offense, jerome
I should have baked this edition, I really don't want to see ropz ugly mug this often nice to know he kept enemy schizos raped and seething for 1.5 years or so though.Both vitality and falcons have fulfilled their existential role in cucking f0zenogs who shit up the genny.
when does vitality play?
>>2920023they'll play in the pissy starladder event
i got my saarladder pastas ready
>>2920034respect
>>2916229>>2919991it's not that deep bro
>>>/int/224517439they're at it again
the blast trophies are so ugly
>>2920105>mfw
>not even 20 and already washed
>100 posts racebaiting and seething nonstopImpressive how one guy has held this general hostage.
his chudcoded esport ziggified before his eyes, even stooping to rooting for jews couldn't save him
Still mad @this
>>291625912 trophies now and 13 MVP's
>>2920243>fewer trophies than MVPshow is that a thing
>>2920210gotta rewatch his vod at the end i still don't know why he went into a meltie at the end
>>2920251Loser MVP from BetBoom Dacha 2024. Mouz humbled him in the final but he still won the MVP because he played good
>>2920254when he was 17? and then he went in to mog everyone else by the age of 19?
I blame faze for mouz's loss today. They raped them at budapest so brutally that they now have a mental block on big crowds.
>fAzE mentioned
>>2920271He was already mogging everyone as soon as he stepped into his first T1 lan
>>2920210He was definitely like 90% sure the last guy was coming late temple or something but he still felt like he had to halfass clear donut just in case. not really a whiff imo
spirit have just the right level of enthusiasm, not screaming like chimps when they make they barely make the playoffs like macacos or fazesaars
nigga so raped by fazekings and chadzilians he now stuttering
kek he's still seething he got raped into rooting for my team
>>2920271yeah it's pretty crazyhere's everyone's resume at the same age:donk: #1, #2, major mvp, 12 trophies including kato and cologne, 13 mvpss1mple: #4, just joined navi from liquid, 1 trophy, 1 mvpzywoo: 1x#1, 5 mvps, 3 trophies total, wouldn't win a major playoffs match for another 4 yearsniko: about a year into mouz, 0 mvps, 0 trophiesdev1ce: #20, 0 trophies, still a week from his first mvpm0nesy: actually won 6 of his 7 trophies, 4 mvps, peaked at #4you could add some boomer's entire career to current donk as a projection, and I'd still take the over
uhhh nikosisters.......donk just surpassed us as the most decorated rifler???and he's only 19?????
does shiro get a top 5 this year?
>>2920879sh1ro gets sloppy toppy daily
remember when spirit lost to mouz in bounty then lost first match to jijihao at ewc and we thought they were done?
>>2921025clutched another 4 plates just 5 minutes before the buffet closed
>>2921027Clutched your mums cunt too. Sybau troon, The Lion OWNS you.
>>2921031hes not going to fuck you lil bro
Does HE regret not joining donk?
>>2921067nah. godsuke 2 majors soon.
>>2921067he probably gets paid more than donk.
>>2919420>my team: falcons>ur team: sp0r0t
>>2919405the highest of highs. nothing else even compares
Lmao this event is a complete joke. If vitality don't win this in brutal fashion then its truly over for them.
>>2921027ummmm zonic bros???our response?
>>2921154ez for moussies
>>2921158There are no zonic bros. We swap our mice without worry.
rewatching falcons cologne playoffs
>>2921121All botted.
>>2921430Uhhh, why does he lowkey look like the goat (s1mple) here?
>>2921430nice cope after 3 failures
>greent1>greyt1.5>redt2
Anyone else played with heehee? I don't think they'll be coming back from this one...
>>2921634yes of course, we have all played with this literal who
what is he thinking here?
>>2921687Thanks for the major donkey, enjoy the mickey mouz trophy. Hmm, should I take my yacht or my private yet to Monaco?
>>2921687How can I get this lil nigga on my team to carry my old ass
I have never felt the intimate touch of a woman
>>2921754failclownsbro…
what can be deduced?
>>2921754Mouzbro...
>>2921600Considering how shit spirit's t-side looked as well Falcons kind of neeeded 3-4 rounds on T like I said.
When do we see Liquid play next?
>>2921855they are in beijing and surely they can win na quals for bucharest
good shit
>>2921904when awper contract extension?
>>2921904-cmtry +broky
This is what real major prize pool looks like.
>>2921944Imagine how poggers it would be for Donk to drop a 5 man black hole high noon ultimate on Falcons and win the game on championship point...
our thoughts?
>>2921963>black hole high noon ultimateValorant is not Overwatch.
>>2921966fair, spirit played solid
>>2922008Imagine Fattigan's 5 man echo slam ulti...
But these are the ones that actually matter...
>>2922029you just know hltv breathed a sigh of relief when donk had that ancient
>>2921966
>>2922041nice
>>2921634A whopping 32 likes combined in all those tweets. Please keep your discord troon drama elsewhere thank you.
Why do they keep doing this to maui?
>>2921966retards really said -tn1r
>>2922100What can they do, give him a box to stand on?
>>2922135>give him a box to stand onGive him two.
>>2922132>-tn1rYeah, to save tn1r.
>tn0r
>>2920781this nigga really comparing that fraud to goatkogoatko solo carried germans subhumans in mouzsports, carried uncs in faze, gave br1ky the opportunty in faze, carried french subhumans and nexa in g2, almost had an honest era with no cheats, no bug abuse, and with an aussie but management ruined it all, stayed relevant in cs for 10+ years, played the game when pros didnt sleep to play fpl because fpl was a thing, when there were barely any important event, when pros would rather play for the prestige of trophies instead of the money, won everything important, kato, cologne, cologne mvp, cologne major, would've had the most mvps but hltv would rather give it to awpers with boosted stats instead of skilled players like him, only mistake of his career is losing a mickey mouse major finals hosted in a mickey mouse country with no scene in cswho the fuck is d0nk?a player who started in a millionaire team, scouted by a fat retard who give cheats to players, an igl who had cheat accusations since vega (proved cheater), 3 fodders giving him rifle every round and dying to boost his stats, a coach who got banned by esic for abusing the spectator bug, kato mvp? spamming smokes, major win? almost elminated by mouz but saved by magixx lifegaming, cologne win? against mouz in the final lmao. betboom dacha goat, online event goat, group stage goat.
>>2922183n0ko has spent most of his career in superteams fuck off
>>2922135that's the funny part, he's already standing on a box.
noko, like zywho, will be forgotten very quickly after retirement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNUBXZxQ1Ns&t=1824sBaseD?
>>2922211the day niko retires is the day cis truly takes over cs, which will be the beginning of the end for the scene just like dota's after all their players with charisma retired one after another, which lead to orgs disbanding due to dwindling viewership
Serbs are basically CIS
Put a cheeky 12'er on Alliance.Still FaZing the FUCK UP!!!!!>>2921027kekekekeeke>>2921033It all makes sense now, the karrifags are unironically gay for him. That's the only explanation.
>>2921797that's okay the failcl0wners are gay
>>2921966something something i remember a guardian flick but not sh0r0 flick
that's an interesting guest
>tier 2 trashimagine being so raped you have to care about this kek
>we won? eh, okwhy are they like this
>>2922424donk has like 40 thousand hours on CS, he says he still sometimes plays 16 hours a daythis is the end product when your personality is completely formed in front of a screen and minimal real life interaction
>>2922424It's a mickey mouse event. Everybody knows it. Also, the only thing there's left to win is the grand slam.
>>2922424>eh, okthe tournament wasn't even a challenge for them, and it's not very prestigious
>>2922453>>2922449The cope continuesHow long will you have to stew in your seethe I wonder
Faze didn't get in so it was a tier 1 tournament
COPESEETHEFAZEREPEAT
kek they're so angry they don't get to partake in our elite tier 1 events
chikaner always fighting ghosts
you spam the thread every time one of your rapists play
>two f0zefoid r2pzbakes in a rowhmm
reminder that no tier 1 player like vertigo
>f0llen>tier 1kek
>>2922183hey lil buddy, when I said>here's everyone's resume at the same age:that' meant at donk's age today, niko was a 1.16 player who wouldn't even crack top 10 until the following year. all that other shit is irrelevant to predicting the trajectory of his career. the facts are as follows:when donk became a major mvp, niko was still in ination choking srpska cupswhen donk got on a real team, he won the second major he played with them, it didn't take a dozen more tries and coping about how him bottomfragging on every map that ended his major runs wasn't actually his faultif you still don't get it, I'm sorry, but you don't have to write any more essays, just save yourself the mental strain. you're watching the greatest individual talent in the history of cs, and he's not slowing down any time soon, so get used to it
when the greatest individual talent in the history of cs (lmao) faced the real greatest talent in the history of cs (motivated, pre falcons money) this happenedhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2376884/g2-vs-spirit-blast-premier-world-final-2024
the third dimensions strikes terror and fear into the hearts of shitters
>they have to reach back nearly 2 years to copealmost as raped as f0zefoids kekespecially since both teams were russianZig up!
>>2922577yes, this happened. he farmed chopper and went negative vs everyone else, rifler goat for sureyou were just talking about how niko never had good teammates, donk was put in a perfect situation to win, donk wins meaningless forgettable betboom dacha events, etcand you post an event where he had 2 teammates clearly outperform him (peak and average), he wasn't mvp, he tried his absolute best to throw the last map, donk outfragged him 1 on 1 as his supposed superteammate shit the bed, in a meme event a month before that major where snax outperformed a choking niko (and donk won)does the cognitive dissonance not hurt?
>>2922617CS needs a 1 dimentional map
this also happened when the goat got motivated again by a former team matehttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2395001/spirit-vs-falcons-iem-cologne-major-2026the score:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrOMtLhtrsI"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""greatest individual talent in the history of cs"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""kwab
>donk antis falseflagging as niko fans nownew lows for the raped
>>2922655wow m0nesy is really good. that zont1x farmer, not so muchyou can't bitch and moan your way into changing reality. niko will never be #1 (hltv or rifler), and donk has already surpassed him by basically every metric, while a decade younger than himbarring an act of god, you'll be watching donk for another decade, years into niko's retirement
>>2922673don't engage, it's a p0lack or other BBer trying and failing to sow serbian vs russian infighting
>>2922674well I''m an american, so that would be pretty counterproductive
>>2922683you lost
>>2922686my favorite team seems to win pretty often actually, and my favorite player gets quite a few accolades along the way
>>2922689we know what you are and you know what i'm referring to
>>2922704I genuinely do not
>>2922733>trying to sow infighting between serbros and russianbroswe know what you are
>>2922737if you think any niko dickrider itt is serbian, I have some very bad news. scroll through the comments of niko's twitter or instagram to disabuse yourself of this notion, it's 10:1 arabs, chinese, russians, misc other europeans, brazilians, etc.
>>2922772they're not actually fans of niko though, they're mad that it's the zigger era (russia+serbs+others)it's butthurt ukies/poles/etc
CHOKO 10 MVPS, 20 YEARS PLAYING CSDONK 13 MVPS, 2 YEARS PLAYING CSCHOKO!!!!!!
10 years since p0les were relevant.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zvwfzXmPDSo>m0nesy raped d0nk? yes so good but lets focus on who raped zont1xyour """"""goat""""" lost the aura duel with an usp, better position and free shotsyour """"""goat""""" doesnt even throw nades, he just carry the ak or m4 and focus on farming stats with his personal fodders magixx, zont1x and tn1r and still cant get higher adr than n1kothe map they won in that series your mental midget """"""goat""""" was ranging in silence while tn1r was lifegamingyour """"""goat""""" tried to farm stats in his best map but it meant shit because meaningless kills dont add up swingyour """"""goat""""" will be a m0nesy and kyousuke raped victim once n1ko retiresyour """"""goat""""" almost cried of impotence live on stage after getting raped by zywoo, that never happened to n1koyour """"""goat""""" already walled, goatko is aging like wine@2781>poles out of nowhereholy raped
>>2922854niko, goat of throwing 1.3x more nades per round and aura farming and definitely never crying because he choked a major away (again)you can dither over the details, but niko will never be #1, never be a major mvp, and never peak higher than current "walled" donk
swedes raped me for years but nobody talks about that
>>2922899he was something like 1 more really good round away from being mvp, the difference was negligible and no one would riot if he got the mvp. people did after the latest robbery donk pulled off on sh1ro though, which he also did last year under the same circumstances, group stage farming against nobodies but hltv happily obliges since it spices up the top 1 conversation even if both they and we know it's fraudulent. by the way, give niko a team half as good as donk had his whole career during 2016-2018 and he's 3 time #1 with at least that many majors and major mvps
>>2923145if ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we'd all have a merry christmastoo bad niko was stuck with that retard karrigan and complete dead weight like rain, guardian, and olof. maybe he coulda had a respectable career if it went another way
>>2923281only guardian and rain were good at that point in time, olof was never the same after his wrist injury and karrigan had yet to go on his training arc where he ascended to goat igl status. also forgot 2021 where he was by far the best player in the world the second part of the year, but working with nothing aside from hunter, so lets say 4 #1's in total
As cancerous as the 'gog is with butthurt belters and f0zefoids at least we don't need to keep tranime cancer at bay here
>>2923328yes, yes, truly sad. he could only dream of having a genius leader like chopper, a stalwart support like magixx, an intrepid newcomer like zweigh, a steady zont1x, or the consistency of a tn1rniko never should've tolerated a mere 3 top 20 teammates. if he just had 1 instead and got some extra drops, it could've all been different, he would've cured cancer. ah well
>>2922854holy megamelte from the fat raped mutt subhuman, kek
>>2923109Plumberstrike doesn't count, this is like saying Uruguay or Brazil are relevant in povertyball
DONK OWNS NIKO. HE EVEN MOGS HIM IRL LOL. THE ONE COPE CHOKO FANBOYS HAD LEFT WAS HES HANDSOME!! WE'RE TAKING THAT TOO. DONK MOGS
absolutely meltie from raped and gaped polacks and hohols as we enter the hated zigga era (Serbians are canonically part of team Z)
>>2922772Why are chinese so god damn parasocial? Even with random ass players from 9z they write these long ass fan posts and shower them with gifts and shit. Its so weird.
>>2923534>subscribed u for many years (G2esports-Falcons)>I am busy studying in junior high schooldude's probably 12
>>2923534Chinks love white skin more than they love eating dogs. They think NiKo is some sort of deity. Very strange people.
niko is bottom coded and implies you want to get dommeddonk is top coded and implies you want to dom
VAMOS FAZE CLAN!*APLAUSO* *APLAUSO* *APLAUSO*
>>2923534koreans and japanese are the same. they all are giga celebrity worshippers. maybe just natural slaves.
>actually 0 s tier events until the majorwtf
>>2923766what's wrong with eplthey're doing it on lan in the spodek
>>2923784not same guy but there's no lan with all top teams until the majorthere's still a few good events though but just not as top tier as porto and ewc
>>2923766Spirit already won all the big trophies this season. Rest are mickey
>>2923802ok but what's wrong with eplonly ones missing are fut and arguably faze because they didn't have the vrs when invites went out, it's all lan, and has 8 team arena playoffs in the kato venue
>>2923802epl is very big this year, it's the real katowice>>2923835porto is already forgotten bro, ewc's prestige was lowered by facing fut in the grand final just like last years cologne when they faced mouz (and navi twice before that kek)
>>2923858actually epl is good, i thought it missed either vitality or falconsbut epl always feels a bit less prestige because they're doing the shtick were casters always talk about meaningless shit instead of casting the games
>>2923873I've always liked that, even the boring games become entertaining when 4 guys are taking the piss, just maybe not ideal when it's an actual good and tense game. The only time I disliked it was when some weird Australian cuck was talking about sausages for hours on end and when another caster duo went on and on about movies that traumatized them, both pairs were remote casters of course and don't seem to be getting hired anymore
not a falcons fan but honestly i'm happy they won the major. imagine how mindbroken they would be otherwise right now.
>>2923873it's comfy, makes me think of old cs_summits and when epl ran 24 hours a day during covidmost pre-playoffs games are low stakes anyway, and they tend to be serious when the games matter
>>2922020Karrigan is pudgeUgly, Fat, Dogshit, inexplicably popular, and useless in game
they're beautiful and they vvoned the most prestigious trophy ever. they don't need to prove themselves in some banana cup
>>2923909That would be so entertaining though, we're in the bad timeline. I'm not a Furia fan at all but imagine the kino of Fallen winning a major in his retirement year.
wait its a chink lan i can't watch this shit
>>2923983tn1r fruity???
>>2924032Only stream I can find is BetBoom's RU stream hmm
>>2924039>>2924032Never mind I forgot Kick existedhttps://kick.com/fissure_cs_ahttps://kick.com/fissure_cs_b
when is fazuh playing?
>>2923870Bro. Maui literally confirmed it. EWC and Porto were the most prestigious outside of the majors
>>2924069dw it's the mindbroken seether
shit chinese have the 750 hz technology
>>2924069desu spirit is closer than 2 wins away from tying for team of the yearrivals was mickey and spirit has better results outside of tournament wins
>>2924082Singapore major is going to switch to OLED monitors, wonder if that'll be the standard afterwards.
>>2924090>Singapore major is going to switch to OLED monitorsBased. Glad the world of CS is waking up to the zowie scam by that nigglet SpawN.
Legacy and Magic fans showing up
>>2924168holy kek dead game
>>2924168Its group stage at 12pm on a Tuesday and its between two literal who teams...
>>2924168Faze is gonna draw the house don't worry
Productionbros...?
>>2923909This still keeps me warm at night
>>2924189>rattuh
kick is so fucking bad holy shit
I thought map 1 was fucking done lmao wtf happened?
>>2924265chat is spicy af though
>>2923802all top teams are here though?https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/ESL/Pro_League/Season_24
imagine the seethe if russians win this tier 2 mickey mouse shit as well kek
This some bullshit these magic niggas delaying faze kino
Finally a real event, let's go Faze!
910 deserves a better team
Sometimes you get false hope
>>2924622mibr is just such a mess. don't know why they bother with international igl anymore when the entire point was that they needed it for kl1m.
Of course these faggots go OT to delay faze kino
LET'S GO FAZE CLAN!*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
no way we lose to alliance
frozen and jcobbb 2.30 rating incoming
>>2924624no way Insani doesn't leave to Furia/Legacy or some third option from Europe
>>2924735yeah supposedly contract runs out this yearalso supposedly legacy wanted himanyway, he should have options
>>2924735The rumour of insani to Legacy was super exciting, imagine a rifling core of dumau/latto/insani. Would be so sick. But maybe he's waiting for a Furia offer once they reorganise following Fallen's retirement
>>2924168>>2924178
>>2924750>nobody cares about f0zeit's over...
>>2924762Why ban D2 over Anubis? Its over for faze if this goes the distance
Lets go Faze Clan!
>tier 2 trashtalk about raped kek
Faze up saars! For twistzz!
They're using some weird ass chink monitors
damn these chink events are nothing but delays
F0ZE BROS?!
Not our best pistol...
>>2924778750hz!!!
>>2924795Meme. I have a 5090 the only time I get 600fps flat is on spawn.
>>2924798CS2 relies way more on your CPU, do you have a top tier one as well? I get 500 fps in spawn with an i7-13700K, think people with AMD X3D CPUs get hella fps
joe biden and jewboy have a locked out
>>2924800R7 9800X3D
>>2924807its over for numberfags...Well I legit can't tell the difference between 240hz and 480hz anyway so 750hz seems giga overkill, but I've always wondered if its just my eyes being shit tier
>>2924811I switched from 165 to 240 and I cant't feel the difference. Maybe its my unc vision.
Damn twistzz putting belt to ass
>>2924811>>2924814in theory it would still make a miniscule difference even if you can't feel it, by showing something fractions of a second earlier
NT TWISTA
Bot plumber in true bot form. You love to see it.
6-6 is fineour t-side will look like spirit vs mouz
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTEVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME (YEAH)AND WE GON' MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND (WOO)EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME (CLAP)PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT (OH)EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME (I CAN FEEL IT, BABY)AND WE GON' MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND (YEAH)WE JUST WANNA SEE YOUSHAKE THAT
>>2924825um...
hltv confirmed is live, which is more important than whatever else is on
>>2924829xse actually had decent crowd but maybe that was just playoffs can't remember. i also think it was a smaller arena.
>>2924834striker is the most boring man in all of CS
We only care about views
nyoooo....
Damn faze is losing this ain't they?
>>2924836mauibanksscrawnylike 90% of the players outside of the server
>>2924835>>2924829I'm surprised group stage is also on stage honestly
is frozen washed?
>>2924840maui is funny, banks said he would beat the fuck out of players, scrawny. all of these are signs of a personality. the players are atleast good at the game which is what makes them entertaining
Faze KEKS
>>2924845He never had faze dna. He's a choker like elige.
TWISTZZ BEST AWP/IGL OF ALL TIME
twistzz is literally 1v9ing this shit
save twistzz
twistzz vs twist...
This was the warm up map, Faze winning this 2-1
I can't really tear jcobbb appart because everyone on faze except twistzz shat the bed
>>2924847thiswe love mauisnake here at /cs2g/
>>2924869GODobbb is gonna dominate on the next maptrust the processplumbers are in control
You guys missed nqz's 1v5 ace clutch
>>2924872seems like it could've been good
>>2924872was 5v2 but yeah good playMongolz threw like bots though
I like these small tournaments that finish in 5-6 days and there are games every dayThis BLAST Copenhagen-Porto shit was exhausting
f0ze...
>lost pistols againfuck
>lose 4v2epic
Faze comeback...?
Even if they comeback, next map is Anubis, so its not looking good for faze eitherway.
gg
>that last roundAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>f0ze
Not our best series...
oh nononononononof0ze fags???
they aren't making it out of the lower bracket of this group lol
sweden is the most powerful cs nation in the world
what's our excuse?
>>2925003jcobbb back to his usual form and frozen ghosted
>>2925003kick jcobbb...*cough cough*...please...*wheeze*...I've been calling it...for so long...*dies*
Anders and Anders (240p)
kassadhttps://youtu.be/kgdD5ov8r3A
>e-celebs>podcasts>journosdon't care, never will
ummmmmm brapzil bros???what's happening???
Furia keks? You're 0-10 vs GL (no Snax)
Furia just...doesn't play Cache right? That's why they're 0-11 right?
Gamer Legion bros, I'm getting a little nervous
GRASHOG 3K TO CLOSE LMAAAAOOOOO
Huh?
holy matchfixremember when Furia almost lost to that girls 2k elo team, FalleN's bank account needs to be investigated
rez
lol jame at 3-3 14 rounds in
unironically no shame in losing to Alliance. they're not some randos who just got together. all the pieces on Alliance are strong and they are probably one of the strongest tier-2 teams rnthat said. jcobbb ... lock in bro, you cannot be fumbling in china of all places
>faze haters are reddit*rswoah
Gamerbros?
lucky lifegaming from poopia
has there ever been a top 20 swedish awper?
>>2925389
just testing yekindar iglyall seriously taking ts mickey mouse event seriously? lol#DIADEFURIA
>>2925395ah of course
>donk, in 2026, has earned less than some russian fortnite kid Yikes, just how much do you need to win exactly.
unlucky, furia woke up
more like GapedLegionLMAO
heavygod is actually washed
>>2925496he at least got to double digit kills, unlike matyshit
good morningf0ze
>>2925432>tournament winnings taken by org and then the remainder is split 6 ways between the team and hallyCS tournament earnings are low tier compared to solo games
why is vitality washedi'm not even a vitality hater, i'm just curious and a bit confused
>>2925569Playing with a stand-in. Also, probably not fully focused on the game right now due to both apex and mezii having to spend time with their newborns.
i miss godpayus
is g2 losing after winning mirage t-side 9-3....
>>2925569Same thing that happened to Astralis, they played too much and are getting burnt out.
This team somehow beat prime Vitality in a gf kek
>>2925611not exactly....
https://www.twitch.tv/sjokz
>>2925638
Does Broky even play faceit any more? Like he sold all his skins, is he done with CS?
>>2925653last match: 13th of march.he only has 202 total faceit games in cs2 so he barely played. he had 5k in csgo. probably a big reason he got so washed.
>>2925656He's never coming back is he...
>>2925643BWOA
>>2925638I just listened to one of the most stupid rants ever about the so called patriarchy
>>2925653Either he's about to start doing something productive with his life or we'll be seeing his name in obituaries pretty soon.
>trying on dresses for worlds
>>2925666>about the so called patriarchyI could tell just by looking at the chat.
>>2925662yeah i doubt it. he never played seriously for any other team than faze.
>>2925667Are Latvians known to be happy people
>>2925679Kind of happy yeah. Not as happy as where jLegend comes from but somewhere in the vicinity of happy.
>>2925703BROKY WILL LIVE
>>2925638This is sad, 2+ hours of complaining about how hard women have it
>>2925638I'm glad she's living such a nice life that she gets to make complaints like this
>>2925653>>2925656DamnIt's over ladsI hope he made and saved enough money for life
Broky retired to be a professional drunk
>>2925766Yeah probably among the top 0.1% most privileged lives ever lead, yet even someone like that will have to invent problems to feel slighted by. Meanwhile I've been in enough discomfort to not even bother arguing with people ITT the past month, it all seemed futile, then I'll look at the news and see stuff like 6k+ people dying in a random freak occurrence with many more injured and realize my issues are nothing in the grand scheme as well, can't imagine sitting in front of a cam to cry about the hardships of merely existing as my gender
god r0nkle sucks
Why do MATYS and NertZ look like they hate each other so much?
>>2925919everyone hates nertz
>>2925919
>>2925919I remember people here saying that matys had to give up some of his roles for nertz.
>>2925941The role balance was way better with Malbs
>>2925932this nigga's 27 wtf, I thought he was like 21
>>2925989Same as iMboth of them are older than Zywoo and ropz, kek
>from getting raped and gaped by vitality to getting raped and gaped by fucking leliance LMAO
>even the washed up danes wonkekKEK
ts nigga eating them nail everydayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvAHayFfruQ
>Karrigan was the problem
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2397598/faze-vs-alliance-fissure-playground-3raped into dust kekhltv full of threads and posts clowning on these niggasespecially the p0le kekaroo
>>2925989Apparently the Israeli pros look up to NertZ like an older brother because he was the first pro to go international and is the eldest of the bunch
https://x.com/JesperLarsen222/status/2097231692662440134i told you VRS would die
rip canada cs
will the raped dog even show its face?
Welcome to F1Z1 CL1N Bradar
why did faze not pick cache
>>2924762>>2926918they prefered nuke which is understandable>i miss him so much
>>2926945but their cache is unbeatable?
>>2926950>but their cache is unbeatable?no one ever said that you schizo freak holy shit meds now obsessed freak
>>2926953they are the best team in the world on cache, no?
didn't faze play like 12 hours ago
>>2926957who said it, mind linking an article or something, obsessed freak?
>>2926918got buckbroke versus vitality and don't believe in themselves anymore>>2926953holy cope, f0zefoids were screaming this constantly until they got raped and gaped by hated vit2lity, zywoo and ascended r2pz
>>2926959they play (in the losers bracket) in 4 hours. It takes getting used to after a whole t1 tourney where they didnt play, I know
>>2926953yes they did, i have the receipts right here
When does faze play?
>>2926979when does your mumma get fu.c.ked?
>>2926979in china
>>2926995KWAB
It's Fazed and Clannified
i liked that shitty ai slop youtube clickbait pepe with the title "THIS IS REAL BAD" but i never saved it
>>2927019
>>2927026+ a gif
>>2927026thanks
the calgary flames of counter-strike
So apparently faze is in danger of not making the major again lmfao. If magic BTFO them today (a very possible scenario since magic pushed Legacy hard yesterday), FaZe would basically need a direct invite to Thunderpick Malta and finish high in Stake Ranked 4, as they’re not in EPL nor PGL Bucharest. So crazy to see what has happened to this team. If they miss the major again it will 100% be the death of the team.
this is happening
>>2927181based oc chad
>faze isn't in EITHER of the two major events before the majorkek even grimmer than i thought
>>2927298they are used to it
>FalleN, I need one last thing from you before you retire... I want you to kill Faze.
This image shows tn1r, the leader of the Soviet Union during the early Cold War.
ello f0ze niggas
Glad faze is playing early today so when they get btfo I can go to bed early instead of 4 am.
faze took a dive so jcobb could go beat ziggers directlytrust the plan and faze up
are poles the most delusional fanbase?
the dogs are barking
>>2927425brazilians can never be outdone
broky wonkarrigan wonropz won
I slept through yesterdays disaster but I'll be cheering for faze in 45 mins!! FaZe Up!
>>2927425are there any poles left?it's clearly brazil
>>2927447plenty of butthurt poles on hltvmostly jcobbbfags
>>2927448more like hLELtvbut seriously, stay away from there
Faze haters are spiritually unwell I think, devoid of soul. They will be going to hell for sure.
Wheres the stream??
Wheres the fissure stream? Its offline
>>2927536fist posts on kick
We are live
>>2927536>>2927538https://kick.com/fissure_cs_a
Bro why the fuck did they picked D2 and left ancient open???? Nah this is just like when that fraud neo was coaching man. The fuck are they doing?
>>2927553Trust the plan brother
Faze are angry, and AW will have to pay with his life.
anyone has problem with account creation emails from kick? temp mail doesnt seem to receive them
>>2925840trvkest of trvkes
Open site lmao
GLAWKS
EZ forcebuy
A conversion for faze? I gotta be dreamin
>>2927578And then they immediately lose to a mac-10
bro...
KEKEKEKEEKKE how are we losing to Alli0nce man kekAnyways still FaZing the FUCK UP!!!!!
lucky zig cunts
can't stop thinking about this
pac0ner is a homosexual deeply in love with fat bastard k0rrig0n
>>2927587Russians and fat fucks, what a disgusting mix
>>2927587yes nothing has happened since :)
>>2927588girls like older men too
wake the fuck up jboen
>>2927591and zesty twinxn0k0 is the only human>>2927594makes sense since pac0ner is a brown twink
kek the filthy raped schizomutt dared showed his facemindraped by a fat shitty dane, KWAB
k0rrig0n is a fat shitty dane, you are correct
>next two major events are f0zefreebasedthe raped learn their placewatching tier 2 trash in china kekaroo
and that fat bottomfragging dane still mindraped youyou're definitely a self hating disgusting blobit's been proven f0ze is a shit team and a sinking ship
>worshipping your superiors>being below a fat old mankwab
>aiee he must be brown like memindraped mongrel
Why do danes make it seethe?
KICK JBEON IM SO SERIOUS
Joe biden shitting the bed. Get me broky asap.
what a massive shitter faceoff
>>2927622they only make non-whites like chikaner seethenorwegians and icelandics are still above them
ive seen enough-mezzi +netanyahou-xantares +twistzz-iM +fr0zen
How many CS pros have Blue Eyes like I do?
>>2927616keeeeeeeekpac0ner never living this down
>>2927638post eyes
>NOOOO HE MUST BE BROWN LIKE ME HE CAN'T BE WHITE WITH BLUE EYES AIEEEEEkek so raped
>>2927642>>2927642>>2927642>>2927642>>2927642
pac0ner has genuinely such a sad lifehave a pity (you)
What's it like to be raped and gaped on your attempt to make it back into tier1 by your most hated enemies?cucked out of tier 1 and even 1.5 events for months, forced to play tier2 trash and lose to tier 2.5 teamspowerless to get revenge on hated vitality and hated falcons
>his rape and seethe goes back YEARS from being raped by astraliasgrimno wonder you came to hate my scandi ancestors so
Reminder to report all these /pol/ bait posts so to at least annoy the jannie so he can look at them
>>2927642
>>2927655meaningless, he will come back with another ip from the vpn he spent his monthly salary of 1000 pesos on
>>2927655yea with luck they'll just ban the genny eventually
bye bye karrischizomuttbanned during your epic shitter teams run in a shitty tier 2 event lmao
still here paco :)
>not even a faze fan>play chikaner like a puppetheh
woah packed stadium
Why do nords trigger him so? Must be hell having to root for JBIDEN kek
about time we won a fucking pistol
>>2927669not really an achievement, he has subsaharan level iq who will be baited by the slightest triggersI drop one post and he seethes all day long kek
>>2927659THISpost your eyes friendo, let's show him!!
you come throw a tantrum every time like a raped doggiethat major really mindbroke you. You will never recover
Just put a cheeky 10'r against FaZe.Either FaZe goes to the major or I win $15.
Finally a god damn pistol. Lets see if they get the conversion.
>>2927630#trvkepac0ner will never be d*nish
>>2927680>tfw blue/green/greychikaner will NEVER know this feel
>>2927688based dabbing on paconer
Horrible start from faze, but it looks like they are recovering now.
>>2927688uhhhh....karriglers??? our response???????????
>>2927688>he's got brown in his "blue" eyekek what a muttyou'll NEVER know what it's like to have pure colored eyes
^what causes this mental illness
>>2927694>brown hands typed this post
>>2927688based>>2927694you literally live in a favela
>got em so riled up they're posting eyeselfies
>>2927694>could've responded with his icy blues>didn'tREALLYMAKESYOUTHINK
Poor paconer so lonely so alone baiting on this genny for attention is the highlight of his sad miserable day
damn that humiliating loss to alliance really got under their skin kekf0zecucks out in force desperate to try and regain even a scrap of izzat
>>2927688holy shit paconer BEEEEEEEEEEEELOWNNNNNNNNN THE FUCK OUT>>2927699something chikaner could NEVER do LMAOit'd be too embarrassing for him
>>2927688bodied that freak>>2927694give it up chikaner
>>2927701>give the people trying to dox you who can't even agree if you're mexican/nafri/muslim/indian/argie more information nice try senor
>>2927688i'm also a spirit fan
who cares if you get doxxed you're literally a broke noname latino no one cares if you live or die
kek ksm desperately samefagging on multpile devices
>>2927707>bro thinks anybody cares about doxing himwe just wanna laugh at your poo colored irissince you talk so much about being a nw euro chad KEK
yeah i'm not latino though, i dont have a drop of non-NW european blood in facthasn't kept thirdies from faildoxxing me thrice now
Insane how the general is held hostage by 2 retards doing shitty race baits. I would respect jannies more if they just nuked the threads.
please stop engaging chikaner's humiliation fetish
kek he do be BOILIN'
>>2927714It's genuinely funny imagining a 5'3" brown argie hunched over his laptop in his 5x5 dirty room typing away angrily about being European kek there are levels to being pathetic and he's at the top lol
you brought this on yourself when you didn't run raped f0zecucks out of the general and let them fester
>>2927721Just 1, stop pretending it's anyone else faggot.
>>2927725>argie faildoxkek it's a paco from /mlb/, knew ityou know i disseminated that myself to mess with you right
there's only 1 faze fan here, the rest just troll
>>2927730>kek it's a paco from /mlb/genuinely no idea wtf this is, go back
>>2927721very common on this website/pol/ was created to be a containment room for retardsnow /pol/ is leaking in comfy gennies
>>2927728Its 2. The retard doing the racebait and the other retard replying to him with more racebait.
>>2927721>>2920133
>>2927738is it still race bait if you destroyed his claim?
>>2927738Nope it's just paconer. Sorry I called out your boyfriend.
>11-11faze sisters...
ksm so tone deaf he has no idea everyone else hates him kek he thinks he's some hero of the genny
>ksm so t-ack!>>2927697>>2927698>>2927701>>2927706
faze could dump bibi and jcobb then get elige and some english speaking iglwho's an english speaking igl?
>>2927751Majer unironicallyand no more el0ge, they need yung blud like mail9
>>2927751the m80 bloke?the falcon unc has good english would guve him a try out on prestigious fazeelige is no bueno.. he has a shit aura
>>2927707>I have blue eyes, I have blue eyes, I have blue eyes, I swear I'm not a little genetic failure rat>WHAT? you want me to post a cropped picture, PROVING I have BLUE EYES?????? are you CRAZY????????
is twistzz the only indian in cs?
>>2927769>forsakenphilippino heritage btw
>>2927769how could you forget the goat forsaken
lmao both sides are so fucking shit
>>2927769twistzz is half indonesianthe only indians in cs were the optic india lads and the data science blueprint dude who scammed eg
>>2927769please reply >>2927767
>>2927773Faze is more shit somehow
>canadian natioanlity>looks indian>saaar zainichi phillipino i know an indian when i see one
>>2916266>>2927769damn pac0ner has amnesia now
holy moly faze is ASS
kek they really dont like the fact they have to support an indian
>>2927777very nice>>2927779well here in canada we call them natives
bye bye f0ze!
fraud team
I have 10 dorras. Who do I bet on? Any team is fine but give me a good reason, serious replies only.
The rap unironically goes hard. Well done China
funny how these 0 bitches niggas call twistzz and indian but he successful and handsome unlike niggas here whose only pride is having blue eyes kwab
>>2927799Are you actually taking pac0ner's spergouts seriously?
>>2927793dont bet on lesser than tier 1 csall rigattonied if you know what im saying
kek hurt his izzat with that one
>>2927802ts t1 doebeit
>karrigan was the problem>broky was the problem
damn pac0ner is indian?raj0ner
Broky needs to come back...I'm sorry...
>fattigan so shit he couldn't win with simple + elige + rain + frozengrim
>>2927813g2 is waiting
>>2927818FUT too
>>2927819trve that was the 2nd team i was thinking about
>>2927813Broky quit life bro, its over. He's with the angels now.
>>2927813broky is about to be ropzdaded in minecraftbaltic lyf hits hard
Its over for faze. But at least its DIA DE FVRIA so its all good.
f0ze bros...
why are the casters so low nrg?
>>2927830>no fans>shit teams>only doing it because the CCP blackmailed them to
>>29278303. its like 6 am in grolious china2. >f0z0 > m0g0c1. anglos have no soul
>ksm hates angloskek
We are all ksm pac0nerb00!
>>2927837>scrawndersthe best casters in the gameone is indian adjacent which is known for spicyness and the other one is from french canada, french being known for being cs gods
>>2927843trvkethis makes paconer seethe
/magog/ >>>>>>>> hltv.cum/forcum
>>2927852he's posting himself btw
>>2927855ah my bad i'm on mobile and the text is very small
Kek faze's map pick btw
gamba promoting casters are very into jboena bit uncomfortable tbqh
>stop exposing how raped we are
I hate to say this but Karrigan was right in leaving. Org without future.
>>2927843>scrawnders>the best casters in the gamethey're literally the worst t1 casters, by fart. not the seething thread spic, just an honest person with ears
Yeah scrawnders are shit. Scrawny onions screaming makes me cringe hard and launders is just an uninteresting person.
>>2927878a bit racist from youhenry g is clearly a nazziaussie casters don't really speak englishkrl team only cares for frenchi dont speak ruski or bra71l
tengis "rape" khan
SPUNJ and Machine will always be the kino duo for kino matchups
>>2927888checkedas a scrawnders fanatic i fuckin despise machine
niggas listen to english casters lmaobrazilian casters are the best and i dont even understand what they say i just can feel it in the vibes
JBiden with the flip knife fade. The thinking man's knife.
>>2927892>ooh ooh>ah ah>sheiss sheiss
ITS MONGOVER
so i guess no more dei for mongshitz
crazy how mongolz lost all aura
Okay faze woke up
>>2927922ez cachemajor status engaged
vrs still not updated btw
>>2927928kek fuck volvo they really abandoned the gamr
>>2927928Volvo here. We don't give a shit about your cheater game, play Dota or Deadlock NOW
>>2927922Kek just as I post this magic is back to 10 rounds
as expected, the danedog tries its hardest to fuck everything up
chat let's be honest whatever you think about f0ze they still have the best hair in the game
>>2927931>>2927932we are hitting the 2 year mark, shanghai was the first major to use VRS for invites and drop open quals (still had rmrs tho)
>>2927943alistair with a moustache > all
>>2927884we love harry and hugo around these parts, any shit ass game can be worth watching with them casting, we also respect the honest work of dinko and moses
>they are forced to listen to english castslolmao
this AI music on stream and the whole chat shitting on fpg for it is fucking hilarious
these french niggas hella bad-neityu+snax
faze tards we could be in a hard ngmi situationi think im gonna jump the ship for vita>>2927984snax is just discount karrigan
faze is so cooked
he could just stick it in the corner, interesting decision
Ok 5-7, something to work with.
Hello,I`m thinking about, how poor is Faze now as an org. Should they sell Frozen for a big bag of money to buy decent AWP, take back r0pz to save him from being washed and a young prodigy, maybe someone from FUT? Or just bring Twistzz to old roles to begin with team reshaping.It`s so embarassing to see them in such shape.
And ofc they get eco'd
>>2928008+910
End of the road for faze
Why does twistzz keeps running the team into stacks?
NICE KUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kek, they just refuse to die
netanyaou and joe bidoen are not the way to go
>>292805346 is doing good. Jewboy not so much...
jcobbb toggling
>>2928055fuck you have the 1080p streami kneel
jcobbb unironic toggle
>>2928062just make an account with a fake email brah
faze up
>>2928071NOT SO FAT
>>2928067i tried four saar fake email services and kick wouldnt let me register
>major peepee
>>2928062just use streamlink
winning in triple ot is more epic anyway
Ghoster mental midget
USPEEED
what the fuck was that by twistzz? he was so good but then that miss....
Damn, that's crazy man
>>2928095>0.52WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG
>ITS OVER
Broky...come home...
pretty great serieslooking forward g2 vs big now
KEEEEEEEEEEEK INDIANS LOST AGAIN
>>2928103his mental has finally given out.this org has crushed his soul.
did you guys see the twistzz cam? he punched the desk like 10 times.
Faze fans = faggots
is neityu dogshit?
embarrassing to travel to china, lose 2 series and go home
The biggest insult is that they went the distance and triple OT just to blue ball us and cuck us even harder. The haters on the genny are right, this team is dogshit and dead.
>>2928140and they lost 1st map ot too
kekKEK
frozen will not be top 20
done in by shitters from team Z too kek
>wake up>f0ze got RAPED and GAPED by /ourogre/ AWragrim
can we reach 1000?
Faze lost to this...?
>>2928188sad
BIGGERS WE ARE HERE
how the hell did big lose cache to betboom yesterday?
>>2928171AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED
>>2928227betboom are pretty good when zorte and s1ren doesn't ghost
the danedog just need time like goatcobthe french is just perma tier 2 player, they need to change him
>"good job mein diggas, let's send these jews back to the ovens"jesus tabsen
>>2928248Tabsen you were just meant to say "NICE!"
almost 3 years of suffering for twistzz now
>heavyblob.>tinklewinkle>hurtz>NOTys>prey
r1nkle was not the solution
>>2928320tabsen was the final solution
ummmmmm biggas???
we got too cocky...
without us you are nobodies
Bigger bros...
they put up a good fightnow let hooxi avenge blamef against bb
We hooxin'
9z are going to win it all aren't they
>>29285039z are done and suck nowthey should've gotten now try
>team spiritBig Boris>spirit academyBoris from Goldeneye
>>2928521https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=260mltxUk-wpretty good call
>4 out of 5 players on astralis are pop-off playersthey really need to raise their floor
>>2927884>t1 casterswho cares about henryg or krlwhen I watch a playoff game, I don't want to listen to scraunders. that's the metric
BOOMCHADS WE OUT HERE
Ropz...Rain...Broky...Karrigan...My Fazies...
>>2928594faze got raped harder than chikaner last night
why are asstralis wearing faze jerseys
well that suckedhooxi better deliver a 12-0 anubis t-side
https://youtu.be/mHbuzQtfX8M
>p0rithis team is fucked
>>2928627dammit
We are not hooxing
is jame completely solved? how do you go from completely raping everyone and going head to head with peak vitality to... this?
EZ 4 BB
Bruh
>>2928770boombl4 needs to step up because aborte is so shit
>>2928777honestly that's properly where they're atthey got owned by m80 two maps in a row
>>2928783Shit happens. Vitlaity got owned by Inner Circle two maps in a row.
>>2928787okay but they got owned by piss2 after also
>>2928791What's that supposed to mean?G2 are stronger than M80.
>>2928798navi sucks
Why did jL say that shit to maui on the desk?
why the fuck did astralis let bb pick their permaban?
>>2928777kek i remember all that shilling about navi being best team ready to destroy vita
>>2928802it probably can't be worse than this
Nicely done Kscerato
CS would be so much better as a game and esport without the awp.
When does faze play
>>2928833TF2 bro...
>OHNONONONO THAT NADE
>>2928829i guess. maybe they looked at betboom only last 3 months and saw 2 losses 0 wins, but that's just because of break they are not bad at anubis.
Classic Jame going for a 1.00 yet again.
>pari v magicIt's like they want AW to rub that salt in the wound one more time.
>>2928839>TF2
>zywoo is still himAlso, what the fuck. Staehr is........le good?
>>2928875We knew that though. He's just in a mid team
>>2928875>top 10yes, let's exclude half his shit games and include completely fraudalent top 10 games like 9z in porto
Here's top5.Also, 9z was top12 at the time.
>>2928918>9z was top 12doesn't matter retard, it counts as top 10 because they were top 10 recentlyeither way, zywoo has lost vitality so many games vs low ranked teams because of stinkers
>>2928875>Staehr is........le good?he's only played 32 maps lilbro
>sub 1.00 against top 5 in 2026im needs to gotorzsi.....
A bunch of yikes....
>>2928951keep in mind that top 5 needs both teams to be top 5 so it won't count many of his games as mouz hasn't been top 5 for a significant part of the year
>>2928951>fraudt1x is barely better rated than magixx despite playing from much better spots and with more resourcesfraud
>3 brazilian teams in playoffswhy do brazil own these chinese t1.5 events?
>>2928918one of the bo3s in twistzz's "top 5" ratings is this gamehttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2389964/faze-vs-parivision-pgl-cluj-napoca-2026which is #6 vs #7
>>2929054yeah it's because faze was top 5 recently (hltv gives way too many points to major finalists) and parivision became top 5 after the event
100t is losing vs bblepiclooks like it was just falcons being shit all along
>>2928875>>2928918>CherrypickingYou lost
>>2929158bbl drizzy?
>>2929008Lots of tier 2/1.5 teams to spam no tier 1 chads to rape them Way less jetlag and better time shift than EU
kek donk being #1 really mindbreaks hltv
it is funny how top teams cannibalize others
>>2929008>tier 1.5tier2*top team is tier 1.5the rest are tier 2
>>2929227why would i care about hltv
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2397733/nrg-vs-without-a-roof-pgl-masters-bucharest-2026-north-america-closed-qualifierkino
>>2929314its the yin to the 'gog's yangmany of the regulars here got raped off hltv
>>2929314chikaner is pretending to be in the know about the CS community again
>>2929519i'm surprised he stuck around after getting raped and gaped so repeatedly last night
>>2929550some turds need a few flushes
when does faze play?
>>2929609FaZe have been eliminated in joint-last place of FISSURE Playground 3 after two overtime losses to magic in the Group B lower bracket.It was the second upset the Russel "Twistzz" Van Dulken-led side suffered at the tournament after another narrow loss to Alliance on the previous day.
hltv lost any credibility when they gave donk #2, when they got sponsored by a betting house, when they gave the #1 and #2 results to a few people so they bet on it, when they invite a bunch of irrelevant people to the hltv awards because nobody wanted to go, when swing was added, when they made xertion above n1ko (#18), when they put frozen above kscerato, igl of the year to apex and not fallen and more recently when they gave donk mvp instead of sh1roif you care about hltv you are part of the goycattle
>>2929625hltvdaddies revved you, i fear
>fly all the way to china just to get humiliated by swedetrash and zigtrashcan it get any worse for faze?
>>2929625donk will have many more years to get(and he will get) #1, they had to give hasbarawoo one final fake #1
>>2929751could have mud eyes like chikaner
>>2929625they lost it in 2014 when they were too afraid of the backlash from retards to give flusha his deserved #1 placing, and to appease their sponsor at the time which also sponsored nip, hence gtr got given it despite really being top 3 or below
does shiro get #3
love my A40scan see how you'd be mad if you weren't even in the A category
the warm evening of september 8th, 2026
BRINGBACKVERTIGO
>>2929878are you the guy that destroyed chikaner by posting eye last night?
>>2929930rework it firstor soundproof it
>>2929930in old vertigo i liked to drop downstairs at spawn and knife people
how bout that faze match eh, not great
i can see it now, faze.snax
>>2930068faze jLfaze simple [rifle]
faze.disband()
f0ze really missed a whole t1 tourney and then bombed out last place in a t2 tourney kekw
they're missing the next two t1 tourneys too kek
>>2928503>>2928505Put a 10'r on 9z and a 20'r on Legacy.#FaZeUP
>>2928597That FaZe spirit (soul not the team) is missing right now. Twistzz has it and jboen might have it. The others don't, sorry to say but Frozen was never meant for FaZe.A practical solution is to kick yakub and get majer as igl no cap.
>>2929158zamn failcl0wns lost to ts? kwaaaaaaaab
>>2929550>>2929554he's a masochist he gets off of the humiliationjust ignore>>2929813kek
crazy how hard f0ze got raped what a gaped cucked fanbase
>>2930230True statement, I fear.
>>2930230it's quite the look into vitality's future ngl
if you tell JL to breath manually, he'll do it for the rest of his life
saw this gem on tikkitokkiwell /magog/, did they cook???
>>2930311what is with the faces
>>2930313take a guess nigga
>>2930319this one looks normal
>>2930311where donkey?where twistzz?
>>2930319that's hugo with aids
>s0mplekek
>>2930311to be considered goat or legend you need memorable highlightsnobody remembers any zypoo or dev0rce highlights
>>2930413you don't remember that 1 p250 clip on mirage during an online tournament 6 years ago?
>>2930421>you don't remember that 1 p250 clip on mirage during an online tournament 6 years ago?GEEEEEEEEGGGGGGG!!!!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodion_BeresovThis guy looked like ropz
>>2930636Would you look at that, backstabbed his brothers too.
>>2930641Well, he escaped the USSR and it wasn't exactly the same place he was born in 1896
I wish we had flags on vm
>>2930646i'm canadian btw
>>2930646someone links a /sp/ thread like once a monthit saved csgog back in the day (I remember your sacrifice jeetbro)
liquid are raping interlopers rn btw
No matter how bad it gets I'm still FaZing the FUCK UP!!!!!FAZE UP BROS!!!!
>>2930734who
>>2930739the guys who put vitality in the retirement home
>>2930743asked
>>2930751you
>>2930763no
How come official stream is down but the regional streamers can still use it?
how long til gpoo and f0ze disband?
if vitality is in the retirement home f0ze is in the grave
>the new cs2 team from popular youtube artist mr beats>twistzz >heavy god>hunter>frozen>910
rip g2rip faze
>>2930950broky instead of 910 and we're in business
remember when tyloo wonned a tournament?
>>2930960a-anon broky has unalived himself in minecraft...
>>2930968Nonsense, he has a strong heart
fact: br1ky had the highest awp peak cs has ever seen, kennys is 2nd
so....m0ng0lz huh......
trvke: niko awp > broky
br1ky raped may0nesy and sh0r0 btw
>>2930974>>2930979>>2930984>>2930988Wow amazing back to back posts bro
>>2930988>when /magogniglet/ says something so falconsphobic that you hit him with that Cologne 2026 Major Champion stare
actual peak bullshittery with an awp list, not in any orderniftyjws1mplekennyscadianchrisjrickehm0nesy
tyloo losing from 11-3 lead lol
kekk china is so shit
Just get rid of these shit rookies and bring back the old squad-xielo +Qikert-Zweih +fame-slaxejezzz +n0rb3r7
Dastan is preparing the molestation device
nota and belchonokk died for this
did anyone watch pv magic? i just saw pv was up 12-6 lol.
is there no spirit vlog for blast porto? feels like they should release something since they won at least.
Poreblindness
>>2931264Indeed, they mega choked. At the end you can see on the stream dastan gave AW a death stare during the hand shakes lmao.
hooxi....
>>2931439turns out, danes fucking SUCK at cs
cmon boomboom
damn magic losing hard to alliance. they almost beat legacy too. i guess sweden is fucking back.
ez4bb
surprising odds when 5star > astralis > g2but 5star also got dumpstered by 9z so i doubt they're actually very good
>>2931303I don't think they vlogged it
ah the old rush B wrap around
>be m0e>make a ton of money streaming>make a ton of money on skins>make a ton of money running skins gambling sites>never get into legal trouble for the skin gambling>parlay all that money into commercial real estate>set for life 10 times overhow can one man win so hard?
>>2931683more like KWABs in Pyjamas
is he back?
>>2931797No it's a qual game played online.
#FaZeUP
>>2931827Also put my life savings on 5star#5StarToTheStars
coulda been a jeet team named 5saars
>furia v g2>alliance v mibrWho?
>>2931899furiaalliance
Looks like Legacy has a free path to the finalThings are pretty open in the upper part of the bracket
What sets the order of 13-16th team https://www.hltv.org/events/8266/fissure-playground-3
>ksm is a retarded gambling addictchecks out kek
I know $10 is more than your annual salary pac0ner but for me it's less than chump change.
>he must be brown like me>gambling addict>raped into betting against his own teamkek
>DISBAND FAZE CLAN>*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
faze mentioned
I think legacy wins this ngl
>>2932312yeah for sure. they look better than furia and anyone else would be a massive upset.
I hate mouz so much you can't even imagine how much I hate mouz
we love our moussies here :)
Who's "we", nigga? You're the only one here who loves these ratfags.
>>2932312They absolutely destroyed Alliance and Furia without any chance, I gotta apologize to arT and Legacy again because I called his signing a suicide move for the org.Btw it's an interesting coincidence that the last 4 tournaments in China were all won by SA, and here they have 3 teams in the playoffs as well.CAC '25 - LegacyChengdu - FuriaCAC '26 - LegacyXSE - 9z
>>2932901Furia also won Blast Hong Kong after Chengdu, technically it's also China even though usually mentioned as a separate entity. so 5 in a row
how much did faze make from throwing those games
i want mousies :) to win something because i like the mousies :) poster and they make people seethejust don't want them to win over my sideshame they're not there in china to rape and gape these tier 2 shitters
a mouz fan is a person that will get mad at you for not calling their eastern european shithole "central europe"(non existent cope term)
>mouz fanniggas so bored they talkin bout mythological beings
>>2931712look at the image you posted
mousies got em seething?
>>2933635When does faze play?
i do believe mousies :) play much sooner and more often than faze clan does...
elige n naf vs grizz n nicx who yall got
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPqgFTl3bJ4Vitality vs D1NK Esports is slowly becoming a reality.
liquid...
uncs just gaped marsborne on inferno today...so liquid...
>>2933843not like anyone's shitting the bed it's just an na slugfestcxzi's about to come out of the bushes with a 30 rack
>>2933877they almost lost to freshie ninja'ing at 12-10, if he didn't have shitter movement
"FaZe walked so MOUZ could run"-maui snek
>>2933944Whatever that means
hooxibros
erm liquidbros
>>2934025What website is that?
>>2934221baidu (translated)it's like a big chinese forum with tons of subforums, somewhat like reddit but it functions like a traditional forum.i sometimes read the cs forums with translation because it can be pretty funny. feels like another version of hltv.
>>2934231Thanks
>>2934025kek
Swedebros we're getting brutalized out there
3/4 of semifinalists will be brazilianlmao
>>2934453G2 has a chance
>>2934464would be good for betboom because they've beaten g2 before
DIA DE FVRIA
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LET'S GO G2!*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
f0ria....
holy shit pooria is so fucking bad
poopia
goodbye poopia
>instead of winning another major, fallen's retirement tour is getting clapped by tier-2 teamsgrim
>>2933383yeah he looks awesome
does poopia have a single good win this season?
>>2934676he looks like a beached whale
we're back
>>2934726kek
i hope legacy doesn't choke. with furia sucking cock it's nice to still have one good sa team.
>>2934773Furia rn reminds me a lot of Vitality in 2024, you can see the team has good pieces but something is just missing, they can still make deep runs but ultimately disappoint/throwon ancient today they had an almost unloseable 4v2 at like 11-11 and they lost it on time, in this fashion they threw a bunch of close maps this season. it looks like they tilted beyond belief.
>>2934822yeah the ancient loss probably tilted them way too hard. but also i feel like they have been basically g2-tier this season.i'm putting spirit, mouz, falcons, vitality and legacy ahead of them for sure.
>>2934726Should get sizzi
.
fissure is a mickey mouse event anyways
daily reminder that sissyure playground still hasn't paid the prize money from previous events to anyone, that's the reason why we - fazegawds, threw, cuz they ain't gonna pay us anyway and we not gonna finna be disrespected like dat
100t is winning vs 3dmax :)
>>2935136>3dmaxenvyus
when doth playeth faze
>>2935405when they are done with fu.c.king your mumma
broskiis...I miss de_grail...
jfc m80
Call me crazy, but I think Magic actually has a chance against no fans dan.
>>2935837the team that just got 2-0ed by alliance?
>>2935837>lower bracket final and bo5 grand final played back to back without a breakCCT tier scheduling
my g2ssies :)
>>2935855
>>2935837No FaZe Clan?Heh! Then I ain't watching dat tier 3 trash event!
FazedFaze SlutFaze OwnedBuilt For FazeQueen Of FazeProperty Of FazeFaze Lives MatterFaze New World Order
justchecking inanyone know when faze plays?
>guaranteeing a europe vs sudaca grandfinal >guaranteed BRICS in the grand final if not BRICS vs BRIS grand finalchinks really know how to stir shit kek
pac0ner if you want I can give you some tips to help out with your neet expenses>>2932349Me, the "my moussies :)" chad convinced me>>2933635aint no way pac0ner is a moussies fan too :D>>2935069>>2935980basedbetter see you niggas FAZING THE FUCK UP!!!!
45 bet but 26 profit kwabgayass nigga betting on 1.5 odds and talking bout giving tips
what if stewie2k wins vs liquid?
kek gambling addict schizomutt thinks hes got insights
sonic stealthy in the smokeliquid looking to lose
>>2936912nitr0 and grim will activate on some revenge shit next mapit's ogre
liquid just played their permaban for fun
remember when people thought this liquid was gonna be good?
KEEEEEEEEEEEK LIQUID
amusingfuck liquid
>>2936558Are you genuinely retarded? 45 is the number of contracts, my $ amount was 19.
Actually, I'm going to skip betting on the semifinals because it's a complete tossup. I only bet when I'm sure of an outcome.
sybau gayass safe bettor bitch
^madcuzbad
Just put in $40 and pac0ner's mother on the underdawgs betboom and mibr
you now remember malbs
>>2937287KICK N0F YESTERDAY!!!!
>>2937021i member liquid 2 map era
>>29373134 map era actuallythey 2-0'd g2 too
#mibrup
winner gets to keep insani
kino play by arT at 10-10 to bring back the round from 3v5>pulls out rare inspect Falchion after winning the 1v2 clutchi kneel
the new tomazsin guy sucks
okay easy for legacy
>3 mapsyawn. wanted to see bb vs g2 before i need to leave.
MIBR are way more competitive than i expected
legacy threw that ancient so hard
>>2937613MIBR threw nuke so it's even
ummmmm mibr bros did we get too cocky??
tomazcin finally decided to play
i hope legacy wins because i dont want falcons to be a team that loses to teams that loses to mibr
based n1ssimthe Brazilian n0rb3r7
KekPretty good match ngl
2v5 LOL
>>2937689that LNZ 1 tap clutch near the end was sickreally great game
n1ssim mvp?i think latto will get another chinese mvp though. or heavygod is still likely if g2 wins. boombl4 mvp would be the most hilarious outcome.
>50 minutes until bb g2mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
everyone always asking when does faze play but never asking why faze plays
>zorte and s1ren in arenai don't think that
casters said that magixx is in the crowd
bb sold the half by going for man disadvantage retakes
>>2937811>losing to zorte and s1ren in arenathe state of jitu
magno so goated
lol just line up g2, that's a play
heavybot...
>>2937907no no, you don't understand, he's going to get an mvp if g2 win >>2937707
g2 is free money btwzorte isn't gonna lifegame again
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2397877/bbl-vs-wildcard-thunderpick-world-championship-2026-closed-qualifierwhatever the fuck this wildcard team is, they're losing to based brazillian bum lifts
>>2937933they decided to sign a serbian matchfixer as igl for some reason
>>2937937kind of funny you can have a matchfixer leading your team and still have the americans being the real problem
could /magog/ pool up enough money to create a super team?>heavyg0d>tw0stzz>fr0zen>910>who would igl?
man bb are so retarded with the economy it's insane
nertz got greedy
gg bb threw the only chance they had
bb has the single lowest conversion rate in top 20
>>2938005>single lowest conversion ratewhat does that mean?
>>2938034lowest winrate 2nd round after winning pistols
so nertz mvp if g2 win the event?
>>2938056mvp's are gay
>>2938056what does he think about the...the thing...you know...is he with the mouz guys or is he a flame z type a guy
>>2938056god nertz is so fucking badawful time to killhe only ever has good games because opponents are bad
F1Z1 CL1N haters mummas got bla.c.ked by many ;)
What's next for jLegend?
>>2938107DAS RITE!
kek f0zefoids are so terminally raped
you just know all the bb players are screaming at themselves internally about how they could've finished it in twothere won't be a comebackgg g2
No idea who I'd even cut from betboom.
Who
my nigga saw is doin it
i'd love for vrs to be completely set to 0 and everyone in EU has to do the complete shitfight that is online quals againhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2397878/hotu-vs-100-thieves-thunderpick-world-championship-2026-closed-qualifier
>>2937313>>2937321https://www.hltv.org/events/7554/blast-premier-fall-groups-2024every time
Vitatrannies be like: liquid is le tras-ACKKKKKKKKKKK!
zamn faltroons lost to this???!!?https://www.hltv.org/matches/2397878/hotu-vs-100-thieves-thunderpick-world-championship-2026-closed-qualifier
>>2938381major winners on both sides. big game.
b8 lost 0-3 to nemiga in bucharest qualifier finalsvitality lost to this??
subtick online is basically a different game
ok but genuinely who's winning between leg0cy and g0?
>>2938575legacy struggled with magic and mibrg2 lost to astralis and struggled vs betboomhonestly neither looks great
>>2938584yeah but all those teams were surprisingly goodmibr has good players, bb has made deep runs previouslymagic has upset before and astral0ss is a solid t1.5 gatekeeper
https://youtu.be/A2ZPIH1hlXM
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nv-k-jxP_4
liquid got glocked by voca.....
>>2938974pochemu on takoy goat???
liquid is getting molested by voca....
>getting mogged by marke in the big 2026dios mio
HOW DO YOU START THE SEASON OWNING VITALITY AND G2 AND THEN GET OWNED BY JUNIOR AND MARKE
voca has cheaters, it is known
Liquid doubters???
>won't make ANOTHER majorJust how gaped can f0ze's bussy get ?
WEAREHEREhttps://www.twitch.tv/fl0m
damn why are the casters in thunderpick so buns? artfr1st hit an insane awp wallbang on mirage and there was no reaction and no replay
Jesus fuck
>>2939189hearing his pain is the only reason to watch na csI'm not a disgusting twitch zoomer tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCqU3bC3_fU
Daily reminder that malbs is the most betrayed person in modern CS
>>2939443and karrigan is the most betraying person or stavnI'm sensing a pattern here......
>>2939653mama always said you could never trust a dd
stewie is so dogshit its insane
here's your new awp import na
>Yeah this mfer is my GOAT!
>>2940229kek rare pac0ner funny post
>>2940105must be something in the liquid dna where they play lights out in the beginning but then fall off a cliff
uhuh now im nrgin
actual cinematic shit in this liquid nrg mirage
nrggers been scrimmin mirage T side 24/7/365 since the bigger incident
>But Falcons want it. They've got the advantage. In this moment, in this round, in this Cathedral every headshot is a prayer answered.Machine is literally the GOAT
whats the best way to record cs2 gameplay? i have a good idea for some funny youtube videos. preferably in game while playing because i dont think replays have team chat
>>2940455nvidia geforce?
>>2940465never heard of this before, will look into it thank you
>>2940455Steam built in recorder is good. You can set it so that when pressing a key it records the last 40 seconds of gameplay. Quality if kinda shit tho.
This little shit OWNS Team Falcons and Team Vitality. Superteams are afraid of him.
>roll
>>2940614pac0ner: OH GOD PLEASE 6-8 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I WILL DO ANYTHING 6-8 6-7 6-8 GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK
>>2940614roll for faze
>BRICS vs NATO final
>>2940628>brics save nato pls
i spend 15-20 usd on graffiti each week but cant bring myself to invest that amount or 2-5x more for a decent scout. whats wrong with me.
>>2940637you're all good frendgame artisans just want you to gamble1000 x 1$ is way easier to spend than 500$ now
>>2940264yeah it's called being a noname whose game people aren't familiar with yetosee is still the best awper liquid have had in something like the last decade. shit is a travesty
for fun marsborne going 60 rounds check hltv
>>2940703nvm pakjeets weakmind
>>2940637might buy 5 armory passes and try get some cool charms
flyquest losing to depo lmao
Can G2 finally get it done and break the curse?
>>2940798i hope not. they haven't shown anything convincing this season and i don't want to listen to shitters overrating them for months.
>>2940798easy for us#OurLegacy
>>2940898sure is fun having to play on singapore servers when china cuts your cables
>>2940953actually, my bad, it was played on a hong kong server
flyquest is not a serious team
G2bros WW@???
actually crowd today
These flyquest niggers keep crying and complaining about ping for years while still playing in their shit isolated country. Why no just fucking move to EU like they been saying for years at this point? I swear they seem to be the only org with decent funding but they insist on operating in Australia lmao, thats why all their teams are shit and dead last in any rankings.
>>2941002jks wanted to take it easy and take fq as retirement but story spearheaded the "move to europe" faction well we know who won in the end since they just added le quirky mustacheman back>sourcenone
damn this shit is a pick em
HeavyGod will smother these monkeys.>>2941002They need to be in Australia to farm meme LANs and make the major.
my nigga hunter gonna hunt down those monkeys
>>2941010>They need to be in Australia to farm meme LANs and make the major.What's the point of that if they just get stomped on stage 1 by any euro team? Major money? Not a thing anymore since valve made those changes. Just to have a meaningless sticker in game then?
>>2941002>>2941014When does faze play?
when does falcons play?
>>2941018>>2941020
>>2941014The major change fucked the business model but I'd argue that before that FQ was one of the profitable teams. You pay 5 Australians to play CS from home for a mid salary, you're the only real team in the region so you get all the fans and then you get guaranteed sticker money twice a year.
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:thumbsup
lolchinkware never changes
>>2941040kick is owned by stupid wh*tes btw
Why do MATYS and NertZ hate each other?
>>2941002They would get better if they stayed in EU, but they also probably wouldn't make the major cause they wouldn't gain enough vrsAnd they'd still have to leave europe often for the online quals, because they need opportunities to play the other asian teams valve has decided for them to compete against for the major. So it'd be stupidly expensive for them to be in EU just to start with, they'd have to pay for flights home more often, and it'd come with a really high chance of removing any money the team could actually earnIf there was an OCE slot for the major FQ would move to EU, cause the like 2 dudes who bother to run an actual LAN in Australia could arrange it so FQ would only need to fly back to Aus like once a season
>>2941060Like when Renegades moved to NA it worked out, they could stay in NA for the majority of the time, then fly to Asia once a season for the Asian minorBut if people keep holding LANs in china, FQ need to be in Aus for the qualifier
....rinkle?
latto better get top 20 this year
r0nkle
End of the road for Goy2
Ever since I swapped mouse I've been playing worse...
>>2941108we're all waiting for donk mouse. then we will be good.
>>2941108Boros...
>>2941108
>>2941141why did falcons have such a scuffed team in the first place?
>>2941141He was right
Boros was Right. Zonic was wrong.
art igl of the year
btw g2 somehow is a t-team on mirage
To be fair to goy2, mirage was a pick em
with sunpayus and malbs they'd win this, but I'm happy to see them lose. hunter is the only likeable person remaining on this team but I won't want him to succeed until he joins a different one
>>2941173>malbs
fart
>>2941177better than nertz, brings the mood up rather than down as well
Lol that ancient tilted them hard. They keep losing to tec-9 rushes.
>>2941182>better than nertz
nertz btw
he might be a shit igl, but he can still shoot
>>2941185yeah? this is his first decent tournament, coincidentally almost all opponents are dogs
Damn they might actually bring it back
i swear lulcacy is deadly with these tec-9stheir pistol vs rifle round win % must be insane
>r0nkle
>>2941192hltv's fissure playground 3 mvp nertz
NISSIM NEVER MISSIN
gg no way g2 win the next 2
lol they got comically raped in the last round
>The man to save G2
r1nkle was promising a couple of years ago. but getting him after he got benched from nip? has to be some budget move.
>>2941198sorry shushan it'll be latto or n1ssim
r1nkle dust2 masterlcass inc
>>2941209many are saying this
>that shot through the smoke was such a good read!!come on. it was luck.
>all this microtogglingso its basically impossible for a clean team like Furia to win an event like this
legacy claiming their seasonal chinese tournament
>have a shitty grand final where everything points to your team getting raped 3-0>start the third map 0:3 with 0 kills and 3 deaths>15 minutes tech pause>game finally resumes>get destroyed by an awp pushing through long smoke in the first 10 seconds of the roundMatys is known to be a tilt prone player, i can't even imagine how hard he's fuming rn
yeah these niggas cheatin
>>2941262tab back in Nemanja
G2 found the only Ukrainian that can't play mirage
maui said g2 will win
I've seen enoughMatys and Hunter to FazeHeavyGod to SpiritNertZ to the glue factoryR0nkle to the dog food factory
imagine spirit n1ssimportugese kinda sounds like russian
is r0nkle even a third best awper on G2?
>>2941279nah, imagine spirit arTimagine how he would unlock donk...
>>2941268kek
>good/great players on paper>supposedly goat'ed coach>igl new to role but extremely experiencedwhat's not working in this team? it has to be something about diva players not being on the same page
this pr1ngles nigga fucking sucks
betboom finals would've been better
legacy 2 trophies 2026falcons 1 trophy 2026
How hard do you think chinks are seething that legacy keep btfoing the whites they simp for on their events?
>>2941253especially considering he thought they'd 3-0 them kek
what the fuck was that t side KEKlast round they were going mid to B without CT smokegg Legacy, it would be a disaster if this shit team won an event
>>2941307>last round they were going mid to B without CT smokeand they had a tactical pause before this round, literally full trolling
>>29413021 cologne major more than made up for the 8 lost grand finals and you think they'd trade places for 2 t1.5 trophies? come on now, even had to think for a bit before remembering the 1st one was xse and that WE lost to them in that one, that's how relevant it was. falchads rooted for legacy in this game by the way, we only like hunter round these parts and despise the rest, except matys who we're neutral on
Legacy China buff
-rinkle+ultimatecan't be worse, right?
>>2941317honestly probably not
>>2941317Even broky would be a slight upgrade
with jews you lose
Kek goy2Anyways would you look at that, image limit...Move over when convenient>>2941325>>2941325>>2941325
