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>>2923770
This might be the single hottest uma fanart ive seen.
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IS THAT TRACK 100 METERS LONGER THAN THE DERBY?!?!? AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>WELL YOU SEE NISHINO FLOWER, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS OGURI CAP IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS, AND IN THIS BUSINESS...
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>>2923775
Around 950 for fronts iirc. This accounts for debuffers too.
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Opera O jobs again, one more then comp shakeup
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>>2923780
I like Megadeath but Mustaine is such a faggot sometimes
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>>2923780
What was the point of the evil palmer twin story arc? Didn't it feel rushed?
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It's time.
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>>2923693
It gives you the illusion of an upskirt panty shot in a game where umas either wear safety shorts, pantyhose, leotards under skirts or a bodysuit
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>>2923788
The q/v/eens strongest soldier, the captain of der/v/.
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>>2923788
Finemo?
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>>2923785
Rank is straight up a meme cuz why is that barbin doing well
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>>2923788
DON'T DO IT THAT MAKES UMUSTARD GAS
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>>2923792
>Le hecking no speed star guts card
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>>2923793
Double onige pushed the fronts up and angling/final push/firm resolve wombo combo
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>>2923800
is final push still usable in 19? feels like it's a bit too late for my liking, would rather use second wind instead
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Is this good?
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>>2923792
Speed Star doesn't seem worth it to me
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>>2923803
it's really late, so no
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>>2923780
Was it really worth it?
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WHAT DO YE THINK O THAT YA GLUEMA TRAININ
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>>2923805
Medium S?
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I assume the clanker late started and couldn't overtake Kitasan to proc her ult in a good spot
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>>2923815
XOG CONSUMIN
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>>2923805
Join the room, I THINK it might be good but im worried about the stamina
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>>2923815
NEWMA LOVIN
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>>2923821
Already filled.
>>2923816
Its a test run.
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Rooms without XOguri aren't real rooms.
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1500 without Firm Resolve just can't quite cut it..
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>>2923817
Ult + Descent coombo wasn't enough vs a dom + EC xOguri Opera O is not doing a fucking thing, I might try DD + SS on Rice or Nishino
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>>2923823
Dont worry there will be more.
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Okay yeah I like that oguri card
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CM20 room for the skippa?
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>>2923834
Ikr that oguri card is sick as fuck. It feels brutally strong
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>>2923834
The Dotos I've seen in pubs are scary, this with med S is kinda scary
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>>2923836
Don't have a full team for obvious reasons but im down to join with what I got.
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>>2923836
Sure, open em up!
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>>2923839
Free Neck and Neck and Maestro is quite the combo
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>>2923832
Kitasan jogs on the last stretch with Oguri on her tail
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>>2923841
>>2923840
52049701. neicha debuffer prospect keep tempting me day by day.
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>1 nature is enough to kill a 700 stam xogger
the fuck
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>>2923850
Please ignore the debuffer niggery, I just wanna see the stam reqs
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>>2923849
lmao that murmur killed me near the end
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SOLSHI WAS A MISTAKE
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>>2923849
*wins by 5L without ulting*
Very cool
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Last one, I need to refine that Kitasan and Suzuka so they can get a cheeky win here and there
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>>2923861
>Soul-Shi
>Actually soulless
BRAVO
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>>2923850
>7 lates
>2 ends
This lobby is the funniest shit
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Post your favorite uma without posting her
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Does anyone have that clip of one of golshi's kids horsing around before a race starts only to lock in right before the gates open?
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Thanks for coming, that was a nice Finemo and that Rice stamina checking comp is kinda funny.
Now I'm back to grinding my fronts because that xOgger is pretty much perfect
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>>2923850
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=E6q-kXiKN_jDm0tyIFUJdK-z
>1st try tamamo beats cafe that I've painstaked built for a week
Yeah I think end is just far better and easier. Late probably should've only trust claw forward as the only accel and start stacked on all the velo unique.
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>>2923879
That rice villain team is fucking disgusting
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>>2923876
Sure!
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>>2923876
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WHERE'S THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA INTERNATIONAL BLURAY CYGAMES YOU FUCKING HACKS
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>>2923876
BET
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>>2923876
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>>2923876
I FUCKING HATE MEJIRO RYAN
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>>2923876
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>>2923876
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>>2923876
EXTREME DIFFICULTY
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>>2923876
I dont get this one? Oguri? The whale?
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>>2923880
Oh my...should we have to account for lucky late?
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>>2923876
Part of me wants to say Symboli Rudolf, since she's the closest we have to a military uma AND she's student president, while he played Eisenhower, but... I don't think that's the answer. I don't know what this hint is supposed to be...

>>2923882
Eishin Flash. That one wasn't too subtle, but I did think that was the Toronto tower for some reason.
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>>2923876
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>>2923883
Im puzzled, Transcend? Maruzensky?
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>>2923899
Kitasan exist so no.
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>>2923889
El Condor Pasa?

>>2923888
Ah shit, Zephyr? Red Desire? I'm stumped.
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>>2923906
>Zephyr
YUP!!! I fell hard for wind girl. Even won plat with her
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>>2923902
Seeking the PEAK
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>>2923902
FUCK YEA SEA KING!
Seiun Sky?

>>2923904
Yeah, close enough. I couldn't choose a favorite so I chose something that covers Maru, Transcend, and Air Shakur.
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>>2923876
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>>2923910
I'm laterolling, but I intend to bring her for the remainder of CM after xog and longslop.
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>>2923914
The ousted royal.

>>2923911
I'm upset. I didn't think about pun potential...
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>>2923876
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>>2923876
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>>2923916
Yes!
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>>2923918
Sirius Symboli?
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Man, I am shit at this :P
By the ways, I'm spoilering them so others can guess too...

>>2923918
Ikuno Dictus?

>>2923917
Machikanetannhauser?
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>>2923918
Weii?
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>>2923894
SHA
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>>2923876
Should be easy
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>>2923876
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>>2923918
Epiphaneia
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>>2923876
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>>2923923
I can see it but not quite. I should've specified the left half of the image for
>>2923917
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>>2923931
/v/MA WON
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>>2923929
Narita Brian
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>>2923876
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>>2923930
YES!!!!! I didn't think people would get it lmao
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>>2923911
The pinnacle.
>>2923912
Eh, Sky is in my top 10 at least. I figured Clamperl would have been a touch too easy though.
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>>2923928
>Should be easy
As easy as it is to find a retard pissing on her grave... Should be.
It isn't.
Mejiro Ramonu is my guess.

>>2923929
What the genuine fuck am I even supposed to do with this? Taiki Shuttle for that dog in her?
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>>2923936
Biko pegasus's hero
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>>2923940
Not ramonu but excellent guess
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Front broken bros what do we do here
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>>2923937
Only because I'm been hanging around UmaJP recently.
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>>2923936
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>>2923936
Mayano Top Gun or Silence Suzuka.

>>2923932
Oooh... ...fukukitaru.

>>2923931
There's a few that fit this one. I'm betting on Gentildonna, but Kawakami Princess also fits.

>>2923942
Damn, I'm out of ideas.
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>>2923943
AIEEEE Blaze Brian save me....
Until they run rabbit palmer
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>>2923943
The same thing we always do, anon
Try and take over the thread!
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>>2923947
>>2923948
correct!
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>>2923942
Wait I got it Dictus
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>>2923954
YEPPERS
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>>2923934
Indeed
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>>2923917
Palmer?
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>>2923951
pinky and the brain
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>>2923933
>>2923948
Wrong on all counts
In hindsight maybe I should've gone with something a bit more blatant instead of a probably obscure reference to a one-off card event
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>>2923943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFYQQPAOz7Y
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>>2923955
Man I don't see it. I was looking for someone controversial or someone in a field of power. Complete wrong direction...
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>>2923876
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>>2923876
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>>2923960
Wait, mambo?
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>>2923963
for
>>2923876
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>>2923964
TM Opera O

>>2923966
Nakayama Festa
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>>2923962
Dictus's epithet is "Iron Lady"
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>>2923964
One of the goddesses?

>>2923960
Ah damn. The only one I can think of is Agnes Digital, but that's just reliant on the fact that she has a weird ass event which has strange implications if taken literally.
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>>2923893
WE WUV YOU DIGIGOAT
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>>2923948
>>2923958
Not hits so far for
>>2923917
Another rendition
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>>2923963
>Cat going to sleep
That's gotta be Seiun
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>>2923964
Not looking good....
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How much stam does an end xoglin needs to survive triple stam debuff?
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>>2923970
Ah. Then thats on me for not knowing English politics enough. I only know Margaret for being "evil" without description, basically.
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>>2923974
Rudolf? She has a bow and arrow
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>>2923917
>>2923974
Fine Motion
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>>2923978
Around 800 or so assuming triple murmur
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Ah, crap. I'm gonna tap out. Can't keep up as a filthy phone poster. I'm now going to bathe in acetone to atone for my sins. Good luck!
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>>2923964
Taiki shuttle
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>>2923876
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>>2923980
>>2923982
That's a punny combo but not yet.
Maybe it's too deep of a cut but another hint:
think back to physics classes
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>>2923876
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>>2923969
>>2923972
>>2923977
>>2923986
All wrong.
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>>2923963
Sweep
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>>2923991
I GOT IT! Admire Vega
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>>2923967
>>2923972
Nope
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>>2923984
can an 800 stam + 4 whites xogglers survive evil NN + wed maya?
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>>2923964
This will have catastrophic consequences for Mambo
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>>2923996
Yes but you will die in lobbies that don't run stamina debuffers because you wasted around 150 stats on stamina.
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>>2923990
kek
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>>2923876
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>>2923876
>Come home from work
>FUNposting
YUUUUUUP, heres mine
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>>2923876
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>>2923989
Perhaps Zenno Rob Roy was right and there's no such thing as motion
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>>2924013
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>>2924018
Love Baku but nope.
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>>2923994
You're right, you have high wit
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>>2924007
Chronosama please no
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>>2924011
I can only assume tact?
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>>2924004
Yep!
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>>2924011
Tamamo Cross (bow)
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>Stayer
>Legs are literal glass
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
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>>2924011
Twin Tur(Cross)bo
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>>2924025
Good guess, but no. It was a plot element, hence the filename.
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>>2924028
>>2924040
No to both
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Xogslop is driving me insane bros
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>>2923770
What a sexy image
Let's do a few rooms too
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>>2923943
ENTER
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>>2924013
Neko neko neko neko
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>>2924046
This CM is horrible, but this CM also marks the end of xog dominance.

GL is making me crazy personally. I don't even feel bad about running debuffers this time. One ace and done. All in on Arima Kino
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>>2924047
Fine (motion), though be warned my aces are shit!
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>every pub room is filled with at least 4 debuffers
Why do I even bother.
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>>2924061
This last CM marks the end of xogslop (until a brief return during CM23). We are almost there
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>>2924061
I have done over 100 pub rooms. I would say most rooms aren't 4 debuffers.
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>>2924062
By 23 kitasan white and evos are out and im not scared of her
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Wake me up when xogtober ends
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>>2924044
Aston Machan? The part where he was disappearing
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>>2924051
Not a reference to her personality whatsoever, just her names.
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Where the next ROOMA at
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>>2924047
>debuffer rabbit denied angling for so long
t-thanks frontbro
Another
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>>2924078
You're welcome bro.
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>>2923931
Here's a hint since nobody seems to be getting it: consider power growth
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>>2924084
Fuck man, hishi amazon?
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>>2924084
The all powerful sweepy
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>>2924088
Yeppers!
I was thinking of the Rob Roy card event where Sweep talks about "muscle magic"
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>>2924073
Yup! You got it! Was made a little too obvious with that hint, wasn't it?
Anyways, was that the sequel or the original? I genuinely can't remember.
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>>2924078
6/9
Join for free almond eye sex
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>>2924094
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>>2924094
>free almond eye sex
Bonuses are supposed to be positives.
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>>2924093
I think the first one cause didn't his mom want to fuck him and thus he wasn't going to be born?
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>start looping for other CMs
>the mile sparks start to appear
man do I look like an idiot for using 7* parents last CM
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>>2924100
Yeah, that makes sense. I've mostly seen the original too...
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>>2923876
This might be a little too obscure.
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>>2923876
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This Oguri Wit card is getting me diamonds. Feels fucking amazing to be able to use a good wit SSR on fine motion.
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>>2924112
>fine motion
What were you using Nakayama wit?
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AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS
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>>2924078
>double murmur keen-eyed
nice, maru fucking died
Another lobby
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>>2924117
WE ALL HAD HER
BUT HE SPARKED HER
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>>2924108
Meisho Subaru
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>>2924111
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>>2924118
My licorice won!
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>>2924117
>tfw Whorren still hasn't cursed my stable
Feels good to be pure.
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>AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH ITS TOO HEAVY IT'S CRUSHING ME
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS HELP ME
>IS THERE A STRONG UMA MUSUME OUT THERE WHO CAN SAVE US BETTER MEN?
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In retrospect, the Commodore 65 should've been a Commodore PET. It still would've retained the computer-whiz allusions of two, but would've made guessing the third part more obvious.

>>2924111
Mihono Bourbon.

>>2924108
This is a far shot, but Mejiro McQueen, because of Lightning McQueen, shes rich and that's a luxury car, and her purple hair can be interpreted as silver.
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>>2924118
Villain AIEEEE
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>>2924124
Good guess but it's actually a ɛ̃fini. An older defunct luxury mazda sideshoot.
>>2924132
Actually a lot closer than I expected. A shot in the dark but still hit the backboard!
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>>2924133
>Black assassin
>Murders another black in cold blood
>in daylight view of gray umas
What did cygames mean by this?
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I finally got a Ryan parent with 7 end sparks but a total of 4 stamina sparks, surely I can make it work by borrowing a Dober parent loaded out on Med and Stam sparks, r-right
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>>2924138
It'll have to be a really good Dober parent but I can see it happening. Hit a couple stamina trainings in the summer and you should be okay.
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>>2924133
>Getting daily 2K FP now
>Income so high I can mercilessly buy the 20k tickets
I made it to the big leagues bros
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>>2924136
Is it an uma actually in the game or is it a horse with no analog yet?
>VNE
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>>2924138
Yeah you'll be fine. If it has some stray TB sparks you're ballin
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After playing a bit with the skills, Determined Descent is still king for CM19, Solid strike is good but absolutely not needed, only if you get something like Fast Learner, but the combo of Descent
/Nimble/Head-on is what every pace needs.
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>>2924133
A single speed debuffer and murmur wouldn't stop Maru
Maybe 3 more rooms depending on demand
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>>2924143
I didn't mean to quote, give me back the fuckin (You)
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>>2924144
Out on global, no spoilers for me. Technically jockey lore but also appears in her story.
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>>2924145
>you're ballin
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So with us being required to actually bring on a Stam card for Arima KINO, is the only way to get max speed on a Uma without 20% speed growth in GL to just pray?
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>>2924151
SHES GOING FOR THE CHAOS DUNK
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>>2924152
Yes
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>>2924152
Pray or prioritize +1 and +2 speed early.
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>>2924151
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>>2924152
>So with us being required to actually bring on a Stam card for Arima KINO

You've got time to make an 8* stam parent
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>>2924151
https://files.catbox.moe/f6gbhz.flac
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>>2924157
I have a 9* Stam parent, even with 18* in stam that usually only gets me to about 750-800. Need an extra 100+ stam ideally to survive the inevitable debuffers
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>>2924159
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>>2924147
here comes the debuffer xogs
Another room
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>>2924156
SLAMson Biggu
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Stop giving me mad dash.
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>>2924159
>>>>you niggers made a space jam mix
Holy soul, I thought everyone here being an old boomer was a joke
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>>2924150
Ah.
Yeah I don't know lore enough for this, gomen... I hope you find someone successful!
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>>2924150
Palmer
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>>2924111
Sugar Lights.
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>>2924166
End Xoguri is good in pace room
Pace Xoguri is better in front rooms
Decisions decisions
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>>2924179
End xoguri will in my opinion be more useful
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>>2924170
>I thought everyone here being an old boomer was a joke
I lied about being 60 but I am in my 30s
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>>2924174
It okay! Because.
>>2924175
WEI, It is Palmer!
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>>2924179
I'm going with end on the assumption that everyone will be spamming debuffers this CM and ends will dodge most lazy debuffers.
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>>2924166
>UF2 3 speed 2 wit 1 LH no stam card v. bourbon
nice job anondacchi, is it fine to share your sparks perhaps. That's one hell of an ace. Post her even.
Last room
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>>2924183
STIMULATE YOUR SENSES
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I've got a confession to make
I unironically read Uma fanfiction
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>>2924190
Please recommend something good, AO3 is in fucking shambles
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>>2924193
Not him but
>AO3
nah neigha, go to pixiv novels
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>>2924187
I will never be able to unsee this
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>Cheeky tenner
>Nothing
>Daily pull
>Chiyo
Guess I'm not going to be lusting over how fucking flat Tama is. Oh well hopefully this loads my luck for my cheeky three Festa tenners.
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>>2924195
I don't speak Chinese
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>>2924186
People have made some REALLY mean bourbons itt, saw an UF4 one last night and a UG9 that's in the hakuraku leaderboard today.
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>>2924186
>share your sparks perhaps
I don't mind. I posted her here before
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>>2924186
Final room
thanks for joining anondacchis
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>>2924202
All men love the 11th queen of /v/ma
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kamikaze suzuka is an affront against oy neigh, remember the 6 million
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>>2924185
But end XOguri was hopelessly behind vs rabbit while pace won quite easily.
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>900 stamina for whatever reason
>swinging maestro
D-do I dare take Mad Dash?
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>>2924211
Really think this one through chief
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>>2924205
I started during her era. I have fond memories of her and everyone who helped a newfag get through MANT. That shit was not cool.
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>accidentally an uma that was a slight improvement for my auto fan-run parents
I forgot to lock it. Feels bad man.
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nintendo insider here, a new smash is getting announced at the upcoming direct and oguri is joining the cast.
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>>2924204
Thanks for the roomas!!!! My team is on its pre-alpha version cuz im a lazy neigher, but ill look forward to more.
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>>2924193
If you filter out Multi and F/F, you get rid of most of the garbage.
Do you like isekai slop? I've got a few isekai fics I've liked so far.
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How does this help her run faster?
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>>2924222
It's actually supposed to be motivation for the trainer.
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why did transcend do it?
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>>2924204
Thank you for the rooms.
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>>2924222
It increases kicking power, running is literally just kicking the earth hard.
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I've been looping non-stop since the last CM but I still don't have medium parents, what do?
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>>2924228
Okay and the one where she just casually drives three long as logs deep into the side of a hill with her palm?
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>>2924225
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>>2924225
You would not understand her motives
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I fucking love having a 60% TE and then having 0 FUCKING RAINBOWS in URA finale
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>>2924229
Wait until the medium CM is done and you'll have your GPs >>2924101
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>>2924229
Lower your standards or stop trying to fish for medium + stam sparks on someone with a billion proficiency like Oguri
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>>2924234
It's training her for your pegging sessions.
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>>2924221
>If you filter out Multi and F/F, you get rid of most of the garbage.
If you filter out F/F you nuke a good 75% of fics
>Do you like isekai slop?
Meh, personally like angst or SOL
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>>2924229
My only decent parent for mediums is a Dober with 3* stam and then 1* guts and wit. These neighas with their halfway decent 9* stams don't realise how good they really have it.
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>>2924218
SHE'S IN
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>>2924242
ok but I have no medium sparks AT ALL

>>2924240
yeah I got a 3*pwr 3*mile too yesterday
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>>2924218
The sad part is that in that stupid scenario where uma is in smash. Spe wouldn't get in
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>>2924222
Is she supporting her weight with her tail?
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>>2924249
Only 3 umas could get in
>Gold Ship
>Spe
>Teio
And it would be the former.
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>>2924218
I really don't think Sakurai can work his magic and honey dick EVERYONE IS HERE again, especially the Squeenix Jews who wanted Cloud to be paid DLC. It would just be a downgrade.
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>>2924222
Run faster?
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You know, did we do an expedition this month?
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>>2924218
>another generation of rosterfagging
can't wait to see how insufferable the internet is going to be for the next couple of years
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>>2923943
im late

is this the long CM? Are fronts no good?
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>>2924248
So borrow a parent with 3*medium on the parent for your ace since that alone is like a 35% chance for Med S in a run with looped affinity, and pick umas with less aptitudes when you're in a time crunch in the future.
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>>2924258
Good chance to admit that I was responsible for a good 20% of rosterfagging bait and was behind multiple shitposts and slander campaigns from the ultimate days.
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>>2924259
>got 3 accels
>are fronts no good
Uh bwos? Angling alone make people frontbroken...
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>>2924259
All positions are great. Though paces are the weakest arguably
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>>2924263
sorry i thought the image was implying it goes off a bad time

i hate map/course images
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I just watched Vodka's Japanese Derby win an it's really something else. It's a shame I don't like her that much in-game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvvAPPxMNVA
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>>2916819
Moirai update: Looking good! It's really really really close now. Still haven't tested Windows builds yet though.
I found I had to add fences otherwise it's impossible to tell where the boundaries are on some tracks like Ooi.
Also had to add the ground around and between the tracks, particularly for races where they start on turf and transition to dirt.
Then I decided to just throw most of the rest of the track models in, which I had been avoiding doing.
Kind of funny comparing Ooi in the sim now to how it used to look a month ago: >>2812318

I can't promise a perfect sim, but I WILL CRUSH the umalators with my superior logic!
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>>2924262
Based grotesque stevebro
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>>2924266
well, except for one specific pace...
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>>2924244
>you nuke a good 75% of fics
I'm aware. I'm also aware that of the hundred or so I decided to poke my head into, only around 17 of them were actually any good. I've had way more success with M/F and Gen fics.
>angst or SOL
Okay, I've got isekai SOL and angst. Do you want those? I think I've got some non-isekais I liked too, let me dig up my favorites.
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>>2924266
>paces are the weakest arguably
Paces are not great, and I honestly don't know how you'd argue that unless you think a Pace is getting the front accels.
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keen eye + dominator ban when?
let people make aces again
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>>2924256
Going through most of these I really need to know which Uma would be the roughest during sex. It's very important. Hopefully Pokke.
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>>2924258
I feel like after Ultimate a lot of the excitement around Smash fizzled out completely. Character hype alone can't carry it, it's just not very fun to play, poorly balanced, shitty input lag everywhere and the online is unusable.
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>>2924269
This is fuckin umazing bro what the hell. Have you crossed referenced it with other umalators?
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>>2924221
>filter out m/m
>view results
>more m/m that wasn't tagged as it
Thanks, fags. Great website.
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>>2924277
If you want it to happen faster you should be running it as well. The more people that do, the sooner Cygames will be forced to acknowledge it. Maybe write them a complaint while you're at it
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>>2924279
Pokke is sweeter than sugar anon
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>>2924286
Doesn't mean she can't get rough in bed.
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>>2924269
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>>2924283
Yeah, it's not great. I wish that we could do community tagging, like a booru. Thankfully, with uma, it's absurdly rare.
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>>2924280
fortnite also completely sucked dry the novelty of crossovers too
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>>2924279
Roughest would be Inari.
I will not elaborate further.
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>>2924271
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING /v/!
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>>2924280
>it's just not very fun to play
It's very fun to play when you are drunk with the lads.
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>>2924284
I am running one. I essentially have to.
I have juiced runners but their win rate was terrible in open rooms due to practically every team being double dom
Keeping two aces currently, but it's just a disadvantage honestly
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>>2924294
She's up there but not top 1. Top 1 is Doto
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>>2924273

Brian will only be available for finals, maybe day 2.
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>>2924292
That's a good point. Gacha games have endless crossovers. There have also been a SHIT ton of crossover fighters clones that have all fizzled out and died. Not saying a new Smash game would flop, but it's just going to be hard to capture that same excitement from Brawl to Wii U era as it had a lot more novelty back then.

The single player content in Smash has also been getting worse with every game. People say they want subspace emissary back but honestly they just want the cutscenes. The mode itself was not all that great to play.

They need to return to the basics and make the game feel good to play again, but I feel Sakurai is too jaded and his biases are hampering the experience. I understand what he brings to the table but he has some really weird design choices that just come off as petty most of the time.
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>>2924296
thanks, you've left me with the mental image of curren WHIIIIIIRRing falco
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>>2924287
Anon, pocket is a bitch. She won't beat the cock
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>>2924299
>open rooms due to practically every team being double dom
The general lobbies will not be double doms, even less so actual strong aces with double doms. Last CM was full of them too and I barely ran into them in the actual CM, and the only double dom in my finals was some shitter with a rubbish Nishino DeFlower who got his well deserved third place.
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>smashpedos
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>>2924298
You know what Smash game is better while drunk? Literally all of them. 64, melee, brawl, and all of the different mods and fan projects for those games. They're all better games than Smash Wii U/3DS/Ultimate. It just feels like shit to play. If you have to be drunk to enjoy it, that should be a red flag.
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>>2924287
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>>2924312
I can't do it anymore, I can't go back to smash after playing real fighting games.
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>>2924307
SHUFFLIN SHUFFLIN
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>>2924300
This is acceptable.
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>>2924312
>*is in charge for ONE WEEK*
>Everyone is already a pedophile
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>>2924312
>Umalards
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>>2924323
KEKAROOOOOOOO
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>>2924323
der/v/ takeover
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>>2924323
Can't top the greats
Can't beat the rape.
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>>2924323
I VOTED FOR SPE
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>>2924330
Oh it was rape alright, just not the victim you are thinking.
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>>2924300
>>2924321
Doto in her prime would ravage you. Doto after some age would be a lot calmer.
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>>2924323
I only vote for the most qualified individuals
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>>2924332
AAAAIEEEEEEEEEE
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>>2924326
I stand by the fact that the rice and the feno are cute, and the rudolf guy looks fine
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>>2924333
>real Doto still has a hateboner for Yuta all these years later
Doto is for hatesex so intense it conjures black flames
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>>2924281
>Have you crossed referenced it with other umalators
Moirai simulates races and the umalators don't. What is there to compare?
Honestly, all the umalators are good for is estimating HP requirements and they're just following the same formulae as I am.
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>>2924310
I ran 3 aces last CM and lost to EC Xog + dommy finals
I can't start a losing streak
Having UF4 ace lose to an SS + doms in test lobbies was the final straw for my Scorpio team comp
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>>2924337
She can drive logs into the ground with her bare hands, you literally could not stop her if she wanted it regardless of how tiny she is.
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>>2924333
Doto still wants his mare pussy.
https://x.com/NLstaff/status/2071877121530642635
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You neighas arent seeing the vision, roughest sex is shakur
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What deck do I need for this CM? 3spd, 2wit, LH? Do I need Super Creek, is 3LB enough?
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Actually, no, all of you are wrong. Windy would be the roughest and you know it.
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>>2924346
https://x.com/yuzukosyo883/status/2048380822223479055
he's literally me
>>2924352
Depends on your uma's speed growth and your parents. If your Uma has potential recovery skills then you could possibly get away with running 3 spd 2 wit if you max out on stamina sparks and do a bit of stam training during summer camp.
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what the fuck do you neighas know about sex
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>>2924339
Maybe I'm blind but I genuinely cannot see what Rudolph you are talking about. The Oguri looks fine.
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>>2924348
>this, but on your peanits
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>>2924352
assuming you have decent cards and like 12 or more stam sparks available you can skip stam card
ideally run a trainee with innate heal/ult but you still don't need to
3spd/2wit is certainly easier to build
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>>2924359
I've watched a lot of pornography
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>>2924352
If you don't have full stamina parents you need super creek probably, 3LB should be fine.
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>>2924352
>What deck do I need for this CM
What's your parent setup? Which uma/alt are you playing?
>Do I need Super Creek, is 3LB enough
Yes, 3LB is good enough, but depending on your parents you might not need her.
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>>2924362
>>2924366
what if i only have 8 across both parents (no borrows, using them all for parent farming)
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>>2924354
He's probably right honestly.
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>>2924359
I spend a lot of time with sex-havers. In fact both of my parents had sex.
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>>2924367
>8
I assume stam sparks? How's your power spark setup?
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>>2924348
Maybe there is a reason why I awakened to my Shakur lust.
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>>2924354
Rougher than Kawakami?
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>>2924367
it's 4 2* stam and 2 2* speed
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>>2924365
full stam is overkill imo
12* was the sweet spot for me
15* stam gave ended up with "too much" (not really an issue) but I suppose I had training growth too
Some examples. Mayano was 15* stam, rest 12*
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>>2924377
NTA but bring creek lol
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>>2924379
When I say full stam I don't necessarily mean 18 stam, but anywhere between 12-15 should be fine. At 15 myself though and sometimes it doesn't feel like enough, depends on the character. Need to tap stamina during summer occassionally
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>>2924375
What's worse, some bruising or being covered in bites and scratches?
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>>2924377
Play Creek, use a better spark setup and ignore stam sparks
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>>2924348
What about FineMo after finding out about you and Shakur. I haven't done their careers. I just read that doujin
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>>2924383
yeah fair enough then
I agree with the couple of summer stam clicks
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>>2924339
Most of the Spicca man on the back right are fine, AI is probably cute if she's looking forward, the lazy ECP fucked themselves over with a very unfortunate decision to look down instead of up giving them a false double chin, the one behind Goldshi/Opera on the left that I have no fucking idea who he's cosplaying as a normal dude though I guess its the same as the one on the far right in front of the fat Tachyon who's also fine, Suzuka in the back is probably fine, the old dude as Sugar Lights is fucking hilarious and in good shape for his age. There's also the Spicca man in the top left who didn't come down for the photo that's an average dude. Honestly, I've seen far worse at an actual convention and not a random ass race track
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>>2924387
honestly thinking about putting wit sparks (i have quite a few parents with wit sparks) and then running 3-1-1-1
>>2924389
how do you know which summer clicks to click stam on when the rainbows are right there
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>>2924359
I have two kids
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Fuck you niggers, sex roughness tier list
Global only. Don't know newmas
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>>2924394
>wit sparks
if you can deal with having low energy during junior/classic you'll probably be fine
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>>2924397
>Super Freak
>missionary with the lights off
Nah neigha.
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>>2924397
This is slander
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>>2924397
>maruzensky not in orange
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>>2924386
>some bruising
I've been with a scratcher IRL. It wasn't so bad. I've never been with a girl who casually punches craters in the earth but can't control her strength and practices slamming her love against walls.
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>>2924397
Bump jordan up a tier and we got a deal.
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>>2924397
>Tachyon and Taiki not in red
Poor bastard has no idea what he's getting into
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>open friend list to make space for wit oguri
>see this
This dude had a maxed out wit Teio before this
What is his endgame
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>>2924401
>implying old hags from the 70s know good sex
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>>2924404
Taiki does not have an aggressive bone in her body.
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>>2924404
Taiki should be one tier below, she's a puppy
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>>2924407
I'll put an aggressive bone in her body
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>>2924407
She's not in the red because she's aggressive. It's worse, she's enthusiastic.
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>>2924352
>I want stable runs and am willing to run suboptimal parents because I need every stam spark I can get
15+ stam sparks at the minimum, 3speed, 2wit, LH; if your uma doesn't have a innate gold recovery, you run Jordan welfare if not a Pace, the new Ardan welfare if a Pace. If you're running a Late and have NN, you can consider borrowing Rob Roy Speed; same with Fronts and owning Maru meaning you can consider borrowing Suzuka Speed

>parent farming sucks and I'm willing to chase a highroll ace run instead
some mix of speed and stam sparks, 2speed, 2wit, LH and Creek if your uma has 10% or higher speed growth, consider 3speed, 1 wit if they've got wit growth

Creek is usable at LB3, MLB is just starting friendship which doesn't really matter enough to blow your borrow slot since you're not in a hurry to get her online like you are speed/wit cards
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>lol uma sex
yeah fuck these threads
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>>2924414
get your sensitive ass back to /uma/
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>>2924414
Are you implying we didn't have uma sex discussions in fucking /v/
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>>2924414
Tell cygames to make GL less fucking boring and we'll talk about something else.
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>>2924407
Never experience a Taiki Hug?
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>>2924414
We get it Blast Onepiece, you wanna fuck us all...
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>get The Run with oshi
>no med S
>have gamble with fall runner, right handed and lone wolf
FUUUUUUUUUUCK, it was this close to perfection
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>>2924397
>taishin
She would blue screen if you locked eyes with her, she ain't moving an inch
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>>2924414
You know, we can run rooms or discuss the gameplay or talk about strategies like we've done for 300 posts too. But a little bit of shooting the shit is where you draw the line?
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>>2924417
But smut discussions belong on /uma/?
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>>2924428
Its not like this is ERP bro, this is quite literally something thats always been done. I still remember that discussion about which uma sucks dick best from like November.
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>>2924414
One of their club, Mambo, admitted that most of their members have been staying here more than /uma/ maybe that's why.
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>>2924423
>no med S
Either that or no rainbow trainings at finale.
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>>2924429
What was the overall consensus?
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>>2924429
One of the /v/ OPs that survived was one about how trainees would decide who got to have sex...
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>>2924420
>this kills the torena
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>>2924414
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>>2924436
Way too jiggly
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>>2924429
Just because it isn't ERP doesn't mean it should be tolerated here.
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>>2924397
>Global only. Don't know newmas
Then I don't care about your tier list
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>>2924436
To be honest, I do wonder if I could match her gentler hugs...
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>>2924441
your bones will jiggle too when she's done
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how the fuck am i only getting 822 power with 3 speed
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>>2924441
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>>2924443
Nobody cares about newmas if we're being honest
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>>2924446
Do any of your power cards have power bonus?
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>>2924446
why do you have 900 guts?
did you spend half your career training stam?
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>>2924450
I care, fag
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>>2924446
Everyone who said you would max out power from clicking speed was training umas with power growth
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>>2924451
>kitasan
>smaru
yes
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>>2924446
The +power songs are not a meme
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>>2924452
clicked stam when it was the only rainbow offered
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>>2924448
I've been hating on Curren too much, she really is kinda cute.
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>>2924450
There is ONE newma i really fucking like, efforia. And its 99% because the irl horse was a goddamn beast
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>>2924450
Some of them are very hot and fuckable though.
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>>2924462
curren made this post
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>3LB Super Creek
>3LB Fine Motion
>3LB Summer Maruzensky
>0LB Light Hello
All of these are usable, right? Is there anything worth using a voucher/rainbow on?
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>>2924446
Your power sparks?
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>>2924465
...possible
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>>2924465
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>>2924463
The GOAT horse of the 2021 generation, its shocking that we are already here with titleholder too.
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Curren is still the most annoying and the people that spam her are worse than Teiofags and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
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>>2924450
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>>2924473
Her reign was kino, Falkek.
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>>2924473
Why do you need to pretend? Do you feel like you fit in better by espousing opinions you yourself don't believe?
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>>2924466
Which vouchers (as in, what pools they have) and how many rainbows?
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>>2924478
I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings, namely said currenfags but it needs to be said. You are WORSE than Teiofags, and the more you spam her the less I like her
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>>2924466
Pretty sure FineMo is MLB or bust, you're losing 15% ME, 2%TE, and Wit Energy, but she's showing her age and Ramonu is soon-ish as well as Bourbon Wit which I presume you're pulling as Front main with LB3 Maru. Creek is a much longer lived card, but the MLB is less impactful. Maru also doesn't get much, and LH's time is almost up, though LB1 is a nice upgrade since it takes only one training to potentially start dating unlike LB0 where it's 2. I'd save unless you're planning to play a lot of paces between now and McQueen Wit
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>>2924461
stam card?
meaning 1 wit?
on a front runner?
wouldn't be my choice
I have noticed lower power on some, like Smaru, when building, but I'm generally getting 1100+ pwr from 3spe/2wit, and 800+ stamina from 12* stam sparks
I find the wit stat volatile enough with 2 SSRs in the deck so I would not like to try with just 1 at all. I assume training frequency suffers as well (still RNG anyway)
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>>2924466
Creek
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>>2924481
>2% TE
how much is 2 TE anyways
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>>2924450
I prefer newmas, specially the mares, the game should speed up even more
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>>2924432
The one thing i distinctly remember is someone claiming bakushin would misunderstand blowing and would blow air down your urethra.
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>>2924484
slightly less then 2% bigger trainings since you're going from 13 to 15%, the 15% ME is a bigger deal though they both add up
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>>2924446
Do you take the +power songs.
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>>2924488
i take the +1 if i see it and the +2 only during classic 2 if i see it, senior year i only buy the friendship songs
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>>2924466
>Creek, FM.
Fine, but id use a voucher for MLB. Not a crystal
>3LB maru, light hello
Do not use either.
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>>2924479
The 1.5 anniversary voucher, so I can't use it on LH. I have enough shards for 4 rainbows I think?

>>2924481
>>2924483
If Creek doesn't change much, should I use the voucher on FM then? I don't really main anything but I do lean towards paces and fronts. I have almost 4.5 sparks worth of carats so I'm good on that front for future cards.
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>>2924495
You'll get the most use out of creek. Not worth it on finemo. In MY opinion
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>>2924482
here are my wits and stams, been borrowing palmer for TTL, only have 8* stam
>no vouchers
>2 SSR crystals that i'm saving for Ramonu/Bourbon
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>>2924499
Oh shit, you don't have wit bourbon.?
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>>2924501
quit the game after CM1, only came back at the start of MANT
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>>2924495
Creek MLB is the most important for GL. You get additional 15 starting bonds. That's like 3 training to bring her into rainbow whereas rainbow is very crucial to proc early on GL. Finemo with 3LB will be fine as its only give you additional stats and doesn't really help you with gameplay technicality.
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>>2924495
Voucher is probably worth spending on FineMo, assuming you don't have a MLB CB as a better stat stick, unless you're looking to use Creek in the upcoming two CMs but a lot of people are trying their hardest to avoid running a stam card for good reason. Both will still be useful coming into Grandmasters, with rainbow decks no longer being a massive pain in the dick but instead the standard
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>>2924496
>>2924503
>>2924506
Hmmm
evens FM odds SC
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>>2924499
but yea, i've been running
>maru
>tachy
>kita
>palmer
>fine motion
>hello
was running
>maru
>kita
>palmer
>fine motion
>festa
>hello
before but my power sucked so bad
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>>2924446
Things that happen on +20 speedchud.
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I have been run finemo in literally every single CM.

I have run Super Creek like ONCE in that time. Imo, Finemo has been the far more valuable card, but maybe Creek will have more longevity in the long run.
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>>2924513
You won't miss the last lb on finemo when ramonu arrived. But you'll feel the pain on bondslet creek for the next 2 CM if you're including her if you're not sweating for *18 stam spark with good whites and usable pink.
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>>2924513
Yeah I've been using FM in every deck up until very recently where she is OCCASSIONALY dropped for a more luxury wit borrow
Creek... pulled for, selected for, crystalled for. Waste of resources. I borrowed her for very early long CMs. Never used my own card
The actual gaslight
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I'll shill for life if finemo actually redeems speed saar when I sneeds it. Instead fucker only give me those whenever speed saar is bad or when I'm training backliner instead.
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>>2924522
Even when building pace I've never really thought of it as a problem to only get P2P
Usually have plenty of other things to buy
She's been great to use in general, but she does like dodge friendship now and then and be a rainbowlet into senior year
I've taking to honing in on any of her hints early. Which is fine currently with Righthandy, Fallrunny and NimbleNavvy anyway
I don't mind that she'll get replaced, she's put in a huge amount of work
Creek... still waiting to have any use for
She's like the Taishin of cards... it's her time next, honest!
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wonder if it's worth making a cleric wonder parent for longs
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Rate my arima kino lineup
Kitasan
Sped chud
Tama
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Would have to be a grandparent, since you're gonna want MPB/Pump on backliners, and it requires below 4th.

>>2924538
Front, Late, End? Seems solid, Kita is gonna be a monster
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>>2924534
What's the point of cleric wonder
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>>2924499
I assume you're running
>Kita
>Smaru
>Tachyon/Sweep
>LH
>Palmer
>Finemo?
Those stats are pretty excellent for the deck, I think its fine to sack a bit of wit and power for consistent stats.
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is it true that fronts suck this time around
>"its not true if you don't suck, just look at the rooms here bro"
i do suck
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>>2924548
Medium CM is a bad time for them, they have no accels compared to everyone else. They'll be back stronger then ever for the Long
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>>2924548
For CM19? Don't bother if you don't have the full confidence in your front running abilities.
CM20 you have Kitasan and Ballroom Seiun who'll be pretty strong
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>>2924548
Im general they suck ass and struggle to win, a few monsters are making them work but its not consistent
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>>2924548
If you don't have a lot of experience with fronts, dont bother this CM. Paces and backliners are more bang for your buck
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>>2924544
to spook people who are pulling for much better umas
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>>2924542
Yes. Front. End. Late. That's means 2 set of parents sadly.
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>>2924489
>senior year i only buy the friendship songs
Must be nice. This nigger scenario force feeds me support chain up songs until I can’t afford the 10% and that’s when it finally gives them to me.
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>>2924563
I'd just glue the moment I got 5% on junior. Been tried it and still got 45% on senior and it didn't salvage the run.
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>>2924555
My monster has gotten some wins here and in open rooms, but I think FRs are inefficient for this one
My experiences in testing
>run 3 FR = auto lose to EC Xog + 2 dom
>run 2 FR + Xog = lose to EC Xog + 2 dom
>run 2 FR + dom = lose to EC Xog + 2 dom
>run 1 FR + EC Xog + Dom = get some wins on strength of aces, but would just be better off replacing the one remaining FR with another dom
I've run FR for many CMs and I think this one has one of the best I've ever built, but the results are so disheartening
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>>2924446
next run, same deck
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>>2924575
Host a room. You might be able to pull it off
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>>2924572
Would you recommend just working on paces if you dont have a front by now? Also. Thoughts on runaway suzie?
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>>2924579
palmer didn't finish her chain, but sure
84768697
84768697
84768697
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>>2924585
>canceled
DAMN NEIGHA my bad for not teleporting
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>>2924585
oops i used my cm18 team, new room (ft CM15 runaway and CM13 debuffer)
85805063
85805063
85805063
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>>2924575
>palmer didn't finish chain
>smaru didn't finish chain
>kita didn't finish chain
fuck me i guess
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>>2924587
A bit confused on your palmer. Are you trying to make her a booster?
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>>2924594
in CM15 it did the booster job, i need to rebuild it properly though for my standards now, I jobbed hard CM15
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>no uma stan + racing spirit power
NOOOOOO I could've used her as a CM20 GP
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>>2924584
lol my recommendation is EC Xog + 2 dominators
I'm not a runaway guy so I won't comment
I would run a pace ace (Xog...) over trying to make a pair of FRs. I think there's still enough time to grind out whatever you want, just the reward for FRs isn't there
imo/in my personal testing experience
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>>2924599
You can look at my suzuka booster build if you need a guideline, she IS outdated but not too bad, youd need to add 564 (keen eye), PP and DD for proper positioning and switch out for relevant greens.
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>>2924587
Moar rooms?
Haku?
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>>2924587
thanks for the practice partner yoink, time to actually get a run where the event chains actually finish, i didn't even notice until added her to the lobby
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=7qTwL-RQDil4c1kU6kY1xBi5
but one more room
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>>2924607
>lol my recommendation is EC Xog + 2 dominators
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>>2924620
Aight thanks for joining, xog takes it again
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=RYZXcl0S6uH6KL6BKrxBoiqp
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>missed all the rooms again award
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>>2924633
oh i would continue hosting but i didn't realize that >>2924590
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>>2924633
>>2924617
You guys can host too you know?
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>>2924633
Who’s animation is this?
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>>2924636
what if nobody joins and i get sad and embarrassed?
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>>2924638
Sweepy, pretty sure
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>>2924638
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>>2924642
That very rarely happens honestly, but if it's that slow you can just do one or two rooms and try again when it's more active. No reason to get embarrassed. The amount of rooms we've had for xogslop has been less compared to milekino. It's just not as exciting
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>>2924572
FR actually beats 2 x ec xog and doms from what I have seen. But if someone brings a pace xog then you are lost.
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>>2924644
Child bride Sweepy would be a lot of hard work but imagine the…
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>>2924651
der/v/...
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Is this rank good enough for CM19?
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>>2924649
Nah, I don't think so. Different experiences then
I was using 2 FR + PC Xog for a while and the Xog was getting the most wins, but team comp just generally getting eaten by dominators and any old junk EC Xog
I honestly don't think FR beats anything here with any degree of consistency
Sure, getting some wins, but with the amount of stat/skill gap between my FRs and what I've lost to, well, I just don't see the point in sticking with it this time around
Often it's not even a case of just my FR just getting pipped at the line, it's using Angling then getting blown past early on down the stretch anyway and losing by a long way
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>>2924658
>Not UF
Glue
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>>2924658
Might as well join open league anon
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>>2924658
How strong is Orfe now with the CB card? I know JP server deals more with (track) merchant umas for its meta but I wanna know just how much that new card pushes things
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>>2924658
Looks more like an NLG to me
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>>2924658
>1
NOT LOOKING GOOD!!!!!!
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>>2924658
Orfe has some FAT fuckin thighs
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>slow ass thread all night
>suddenly wake up to 500 posts in a few hours
Actually kill yourselves
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>>2924663
Orfevre is permanently a top 5 uma in any track above 2000M. With the CB card giving daring strike + your choice of distance gold, she got a major powerlevel increase
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>>2924670
I was eating BBQ. Its labor day
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>>2924670
Deal with it faggot
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>>2924674
You forgot your evil ass rice villain pic
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>>2924672
What makes orfe so good dacchi san? And is it true that end closers eventually become just orfevre?
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>>2924677
I was violently hung over for the first half of the day. I'm here now, take it or leave it
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>>2924680
>What makes orfe so good dacchi san?
Guaranteed speed carryover on any track longer then 2000M
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>>2924673
That was in May
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>>2924649
I’m by no means a frontgod, I just love Palmer, but having chucked my runaway Palmer into a few random lobbies it has just been Pace XOggers that get her which are in 99% of public lobbies. The one lobby with two End XOggers she just got caught by a Dia.
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>>2924193
Well, on account of you not specifying, here's an exhaustive list from what I had on my phone and computer. Hope you find something you enjoy:
Isekais:
VERY slow slice of life about the goddesses getting fed up with the state of the world they created, and so they swap a freshly recruited English teacher from their world with one from ours and told him to try to change the course of fate.
On the subject of slowness: The two races in this thing took MULTIPLE CHAPTERS each. It's done amazingly in my opinion, but I'm serious when I say it's slow. (Read all of it so far)
/works/74199926

A slice of life where Seabiscuit gets reincarnated a bit too late, and remembers most of everything about their horse life. The rest of the academy has to figure out what the hell's going on, because this horse business sounds suspiciously like slavery. (Read all of it so far)
/works/91014021

Non-isekai:
Somewhat shoddily translated fic about a failed racer turned gambler struggles with rent and decides to train Haru Urara. (Read up to chapter 3)
/works/87332191
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>>2924193 >>2924687
Below are stories I have not read in a while.
Low-ish quality story with an interesting premise, Curren Chan and her traumatized trainer decide to overthrow an uma-supremacist society. This society apparently spawned with the advent of automotives, as the umamusume didn't like the idea of them being replaced by humans. Curren Chan is a manipulative bitch here, and the trainer is not a reliable narrator, which makes for a fun duo. (Read up to chapter 10)
/works/80318131

The main character has an unfortunate past, and has basically just rotted his life away before a friend with criminal connections decides to throw him back in the game. I don't actually remember most of the details since it's been months since I've last read it, but I recall liking it a lot, and how he struggles to keep up after not being a trainer for long. (Read up to chapter 11, is a complete story)
/works/68419491

I have not read this one beyond the first half of chapter 1, but the premise is very interesting and I've had it on my "I want to read" list for a bit.
A man gets roped into his mother's business, and is forced to train a troublesome Mr. CB who has gotten 3 trainers to quit on her so far.
/works/76722216

Definitely an interesting approach, one of Tachyon's experiments goes COMPLETELY haywire and deages Gold Ship. She doesn't even seem to remember her time at the academy. It brings back both pleasant and (more so) painful memories to many of those she has history with, while the author pieces together her surprisingly upscale upbringing.
/works/73498526

I don't even remember why I picked this one out or any of the details. Having skimmed over it, it does seem like it's of pretty good quality, though I can't confirm its premise of "a guy without dreams ends up training umamusume." (Read up to chapter 3, apparently...)
/works/69223981
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Really wish Tamatsuri's ult would proc at the later half mid-race, but that would make it really powerful I guess
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>>2924658
>UG0-9, UF0-9, UE0-9, ..., UA0-9, US0-9
>TG0-9, TF0-9, TE0-9, ..., MA0-9, MS0-9, LG, LG1
Holy moly!
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>>2924680
>Unique
Gets guaranteed carryover for 6 seconds in every track above 2000M, also has no position requirements
>Gold 1
Encroaching shadow for mediums with a piss easy condition
>Gold 2
Incredible mid race skill with a recovery tossed in and piss easy conditions
>Evolved
Way better versions of these skills
>Is it true that end closers eventually become just orfevre?
No, its kinda like saying "is it true front runners just become VB". Shes just able to be slapped anywhere and give you free wins.
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>>2924691
Vegito Blue is a front runner?
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Anyone have that sticker of Symboli Kris saying everyone is so nice
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>>2924694
Stamps can be found on the wiki.
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Gone ahead and also deleted the file so you can reuse it if you want to.
https://umamusu.wiki/Symboli_Kris_S/Gallery
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>>2924698
You're all so nice...
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>messing around with pic related's career for the first time
>Have to fight two super bosses
What the FUCK, since when did chiyo do this in her career.
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>>2924703
Ojisan sticker is still the gold standard
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>>2924703
>awawawa
BUT I YEP FROM THERE
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>>2924703
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Red shift works as a supplementary accel right?
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Someone who is a knower explain why I shouldn't pull for this card?
>Speed Bonus +2
>Power Bonus +2
>SP Bonus +1
>10 % TE
>20% FB
>65 priority
>excellent hints and universal gold skill
I am lacking a secondary speed SSR, why not consider flash?
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>>2924713
Most people are not bothering with red shift these days. There's simply better abilities to spend Sp on
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When do the sprinters stakes begin?
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>>2924721
The 27th, its almost time for keiba season to pick up again
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She looks extremely concerned
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>>2924717
If you can make sure that you aren't ramonulet. Sure. But you're better off just wait for pocket since she's a month after ramonu. She's the better card if you're into latechud.
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Am i free to use my gold crystals on whatever?
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>>2924717
Support card banner with no free rolls that's relatively close to another support card that's actually universal is really hard to justify pulling for. Jungle Pocket (at max friendship) blows it out of the water for training though the gold skill is only usable on Medium/Long
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>>2924717
If you only have one of Kita, Smaru, and Tachyon, there's worse things to roll on but we're not running 3 speed decks for a long time after GL ends
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>>2924727
yes, not much in the way of new SR cards you'll need from what I know
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A bit confused, does the + stat modifiers stack with traininf multipliers?
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>>2924733
Yes, that's why things that don't sound big like +1 power or +2 SP can become very big differences after all the multipiers are calculated
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>>2924733
Everything "stacks", but +stat increases the base value of the training like facility levels do, which is then multiplied by TE/Mood/Friendship bonus.
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>Arima """Kino"""
>Paces have fuck all unless you spend 30k on an uma that dies to a Runaway
>Fronts get to have everything
>Frontniggers will still piss themselves and cry over how shit and victimized they are
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>STILL this frontbroken
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>>2924658
I’ve only played JP a bit but I clearly am missing something, even accounting for the welfare decks I get better Uma out of autos than I do actual runs.
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>>2924738
Isn't arima kinen heavily late and end favored?
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>>2924746
It's stamina favored which is fucking cancer. i can't stand training stamina anymore
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>>2924746
Fronts have 3 valid accels with Kita, Ballroom, and regular Seiun, they're going to be menaces
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>>2924743
Not an argument btw
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>>2924481
>LB1 is a nice upgrade since it takes only one training to potentially start dating unlike LB0 where it's 2.
First time I've seen this anywhere, is this true?
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Which scenario is the best for looping and parent farming?
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>>2924760
>looping
Unity
>parent farming
GL
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>>2924763
aight thanks
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>>2924757
Idk, it was mentioned a bit around when her banner was running, but I had to go to 600 for Tachyon so I've got MLB LH so I can't say if it's true or not. Looking at her card, her starting friendship only goes up by one between MLB0 and 1, and her first event is +10 bond. I would have sworn reading somewhere that the change to pal cards was that they start having the chance to unlock dates when above 40 friendship, which would be exactly 40 from the starting 25 at LB0, the event's +10, and 5 from the actual training so maybe that +1 is making a difference to hit the 41 breakpoint instead of exactly 40.
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>Decent looking run despite 10% before first concert
>Now can’t get a third song for the second concert because this nigger game refuse to give me Vi points
I hate it so much
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>>2924763
>>2924760
what's the difference?
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>>2924749
They will need to drop 1 since everyone will want to inherit sped chud unique.
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>>2924776
GL sucks
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>>2924779
It's just late race velocity, it's not that great, especially since it requires you to hit another skill on exactly the 4th corner, and the reward is your normal inherit of 3 seconds of .25 target speed
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>>2924706
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>>2924777
Parent farming cares about SS to get better white spark quality, looping just wants them in the lineage and Unity gives you random ass hints so you can get weird and hard to get skills
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Man I really don't enjoy the game lately, the parent system is too fucking miserable. I want to play the game but I can't because I don't specifically have stam/medium/long parents with a million whites for 1 or 2 styles... They fucked up, I'm so disillusioned
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>>2924786
>unity give random ass hints
does this happen even when doing auto?
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>>2924789
Yeah. It doesn't engage with the rival race system, but it does the unity blue and purple hint system
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>creek didn't finish
>oguri didn't finish
>tachyon didn't finish
fuck you too
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>>2924787
>the parent system
I already got a good loopa going on, so that doesnt really apply to me, but damn do i miss times of using my own 2*spark, borrowing someone with 3*, and doing parent runs (with no additional races) until i got myself a 3+2+2stamina parent (ignoring pinks, greens, whites) and saying, "DAMN! Good enough for the CM!"
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>>2924797
I say one of these things every night...
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>>2924776
>>2924782
>Glued the run
>We are right back where we started
Fuck this dumb scenario it’s so fucking bad.
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>>2924799
I can't do this anymore, my loops never gave me anything good. This shit fucking sucks, I hate the parent system so fucking much. This is unbearable
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WHERE'S MY +3 SP SONG
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>>2924809
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>>2924776
>>2924805
Even if you crash out and stop buying songs you can’t fail the concerts.
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I'VE HAD NO RAINBOWS SINCE START OF SENIOR SUMMER, IT'S NOW URA SEMIFINALS WHAT THE FUCK, SPECIALTY PRIORITY IS FAKE AND GAY
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>>2924821
Spam bought stat boosts at the end, you cannot tell me this nigger scenario is not weighted towards giving you shit that takes your least held currency.
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just did my first attempt at an ace, how can I do better? parents are 9*stam 2*wit 1*pwr and 10*med, this is a pace with spd/guts/wit growth bonus
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>>2924823
but anyways, what are your tips to make the most out of dead turns (in both summer and non-summer) (energy is high enough that rec isn't worth)
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>>2924775
>they start having the chance to unlock dates when above 40 friendship
That's how it worked back then in Unity with Riko, but they actually removed that restriction a few months ago.
You can unlock dates with Riko, while the bond gauge is still blue and you can also unlock dates with random pal cards that aren't in your deck.
Pretty sure friendship doesn't matter anymore and it just unlocks randomly after the first training.
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>>2924823
Cards specialty is causing melties. From banners to careers, all the way!
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>>2924843
>summer
i usually wit train. Doesnt drain energy, still gives at least some benefit
>non summer
Procreate with LH, or wit
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>>2924844
Green is 60, not 40. I know that was changed which was a godsend when trying to manually farm parents while getting the Uma Stan hint from the needle bitch, but I vaguely do recall seeing something about 40 in that announcement. Could be wrong, it is interesting that LB1 does hit exactly that 41 breakpoint to be above 40
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>Chucked twenty pulls in rage
>Got fat tit festival sex and flat chest festival sex
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>>2924851
what about just any off training where a lot of your supports land like 3/2 deck but you still have to tap stam once or twice or if you see that your power is low? How do you know when to tap on stam/power
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>>2924856
>asymmetrical double paizuri
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>>2924859
I rarely do off trainings unless its something like +50, but im lowkey a third-rate, so i cant be sure whether im doing "it" right. On a good roll i end up with about 650-700 stam, 1k power btw
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>>2924862
That doesn't sound comfortable
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>>2924862
Literal heaven
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>>2924862
My greatest wish is for my umawife to be real and love me
But my second greatest wish is for booru's and other art websites to have a wider and more detailed tagging system. Not being able to find an artpiece you momentarily saw because its badly tagged is such a pain
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>Taiki
>Fine
>Neicha
>Doto
>Palmer
>Fujin

Who did (You) take out on dates?
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I genuinely can’t put into words just how hot I find this like Jesus Christ it’s almost likes she wearing nothing.
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>>2924883
Tamamo is basically built like a slightly buffer Tatsumaki and it turns the penis into the big penis whenever I think about it.
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>>2924883
I will never understand the appeal of flatties, it sounds kind of gay
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>>2924882
Rudolf, Tamamo, Shakur, Kitasan, Palmer, Taishin, Vodka and Hishiama.
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>>2924882
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>>2924870
Please refer to the following diagram
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>>2924886
Wanting to lather every inch of a woman’s body with your tongue is hardy gay.
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Hey, is it cringe if I insert myself as a character in my own training sim? :P
Rhetorical question, it almost certainly is. You can't stop me from being the on-campus shopkeep though.

>>2924882
In order of when I took them out
>Winning Ticket
>Smart Falcon
>Nice Nature
>Mejiro Ryan
>Vodka
I'm about out of dates options but I'm hoping I can also get Special Week out on some dates too anyways...
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>>2924896
Hmm idk, I feel like I would rather just be with the titcow
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>>2924882
Biwa / Kita / Cafe / Ardan / Mayano
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>>2924897
We heard it here first folks. Being man's best friend makes you a HARDY gay.
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>>2924882
It's time
https://poal.me/pf3teg
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>>2924900
Actually, you know what? Scratch Special Week, I'll date her later. Haru Urara deserves some platonic love.
If I can.
I really hope they don't lock me out once my rewards run dry.
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Is this clip from an outing animation introduced later on?
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>>2924913
KFC collab has outing animations like that and carrying all the buckets out of the store
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>>2924908
36/66 global umas in poal
poal anon is a slacker
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>>2924882
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>>2924917
How the fuck are you sorting them like that?
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>>2924886
I want to suck on Tama’s tits just as much as I want to suck on Palmer’s tits or even Super Creek. If they belong to a woman I think they are hot, it’s that simple.
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>>2924882
Only my wife.
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>>2924919
are they summoning the southeastern winds to spread fire against the enemy fleet?
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>>2924926
And then... Super creek would hunt them down as they escape?
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>>2924926
It's fine, creek creek can just wait while they backstab each other
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>>2924937
>Creek Creek
KEK
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>>2924882
Palmer
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Rate my dates, /vm/a
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>Missed the kino thread because I went to sleep early
FUCK sleep hygiene I wanna stay late shitposting too

>>2924397
I really want Grass to rock my world, destroy my bed and ruin my life
Best umasex
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>>2924978
Good though fuku would be kinda hard to handle
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>>2924919
I can feel the wind pushing me
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>>2924978
Fuku is unironically the only one I have in this list. Good choice on her though. May your next pulls be blessed.
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>>2924978
I gave Maru a burg too
I should have given Fuku too. In fact I want to give everyone burgers
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The parent system needs to be completely reworked. I will never win a CM like this
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>>2924998
Taiki, it's 5 in the morning, why do you have the gas stove going..?
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>>2924998
Brosnan...
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>>2924992
into the currents again? you feel the blood in your veins?
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>>2924831
If you're kitasanlet just go with 3-2 and gamble on summer that finemo and maru stack together on stam so you've got enough stam for it. It's just not worth the malding from low prio card to hard carry your stat.
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>>2925026
I do have kitasan, I'm not sure why I brought maru instead. what do you mean they stack?
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>>2925031
Essentially you just hope on summer training on stam to stack both of their TE(25+15). Should be close enough to a rainbow and a half.
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>here's your fast learner + corner/straight acupuncture + medium s run anon!
Another day, another shit rainbow rate from my high specialty priority cards. 3 mood downs from the past 6 turns. Sorry guys I tried my best for the past week I'll just play solo ace + 2 doms now. I genuinely don't have any time left for two aces. Incredibly disheartening, I've never felt this hopeless with the game.
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>>2925033
sounds too gambley for me... I take it then Tach+Kita is a better combo or is that still not enough to cap?
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>>2925035
If you're a frontchud you still want spot struggle or xogger will just eat you...
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>>2925038
I know. I'm gonna be playing a pace xogger despite doing my best and farming parents for my fronts. There's nothing I can do. My careers aren't cooperating at all. At least I have the A&S covered I guess
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>>2925037
Should be more consistent. Capping 1600 is a different discussion but 1500 target is doable.
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>>2925045
alright cool I'll give that a go. not sure what I can do with power but I'll try prioritizing those songs when they show up.
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>>2925035
The last time I got a career with medium S, stats way ahead of curve, and good skill hints, the game gave me four consecutive turns of mood downs going into senior year. And then for good measure, slapped me with a fifth immediately after recreation.

I never felt so reminded that RNG can just arbitrarily nuke your run at any point, and there might simply be nothing you can do about it.
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>>2925049
I think that parent was like *8 speed spread since I don't really bother to find proper parent knowing that lucky pace is rigged from the start with *5 from the borrow. That results in only *5 stam sparks overall. You could probably click stam less and get more power with higher stam legacy.
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whats the cutoff for open league again?
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>>2925056
14499 or so.
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chudship
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>>2925060
>Let's make a fat chud but make her a hot girl with big tiddies,and her outfit shows armpits and sideboob
What were they thinking
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>>2925064
>What were they thinking?
Sex apparently
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Is the wit Ramonu like the CB card where LB1 or 2 is good enough and the rest is just a bonus, or is it MLB or bust?
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>>2925070
You want 3LB minimum for SP bonus, and MLB for her level hint gimmick. So yeah, MLB or bust.
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I hear japs are mad at us for nude modding the game
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>>2925073
Said the japs that making the nude aren't allowed to begin with by trolling the horse owner. Truly rhymes like pottery.
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>>2925073
Dude they are fucking unhinged, they are going mental on the hosts Twitter, not even the mod maker lmfao. Look at the replies, they are such corpocucks

https://x.com/i/status/2095070714541813952
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>>2925079
>>2925073
>japs
A lot of replies are actually from english speaking users. Why are people like this? Actually i dont even want to know
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>>2925073
>nude
If it ain't a futa mod, i ain't downloading!
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>>2925082
Are you sure you aren't seeing some autotranslated replies?
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>>2925085
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>>2925082
Growing up is realizing that the jews are right and some people truly only deserve to be cattle
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>>2925087
Yeah, quite a few of them sre english speaking
>DELETE THE MOD
>no
>*posts frieren sloppa*
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>>2925093
>>2925094
Truly cattle
https://x.com/i/status/2095070236324315392
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why did they re-release grand live without changing any of the problems wtf
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>>2925097
Is it Fuji day or something
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>>2925114
Wrong Kiseki
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>>2925114
Give it back
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>>2924882
Digitan (oshi)
Dia-chan
Laisu
Mayano "Top Sales Gun of the Month" Top Gun
Machan
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>>2924882
>taking out more umas than your wife to dates
your "wife" is cucking you whenever you don't see her btw
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>>2924882
>Ticket
>Taishin
>Cafe
>Creek
>/v/ma won
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If Bamboo Muteki is the '/v/ma won' mascot, who is the '/v/ma lost' mascot?
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>>2925147
/v/ma-tan
opera o
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It’s honestly insane how attracted I am to Inari in the alt when I’m not too fussed on her default.
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>>2925152
One thing i dont see a lot of people talk about are her legs, and i find them hot as FUCK
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>>2925158
she's got stick legs
not attractive at all
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>>2925164
no retard it's hot because they are stick legs
some of you fags have forgotten how thin anime girls are supposed to look
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>>2925099

It's a very kino alt. It does a lot of things right. The Tama one is great too
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>>2925171
SEXOOOOOO
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>>2925073
Japs are such hypocrites. The same people that would lust over R18 or borderline R18 fanarts but get assblassted when a filthy gaijin dare make a nude mod
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I did a parent run and got 2*stam 2*late with 4*stam 6*med, this is good enough to use, right? so on the dad side I'll have 6*stam 6*med and for mom I'll be borrowing an 8*stam 8*med. is this enough for me to get away with not using Creek?
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>>2925181
Who's the dad and who's the mom?
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>>2925147
Windy
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>>2925147
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>>2925166
When are they adding Gojira-chan as a trainee?
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>>2925187
That's Gamera-san, you tool
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>>2925182
uhh rudolf and fuji
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>>2925180
Not all japs, not all westoids either. Reminder that social media allows you to see the absolutely most retarded opinions ever, but you shouldn't use them to generalize entire groups of people.
Western xitter is full of mentally retarded, possibly transsexual, anti-goon idiots too that will get assblasted as the thought of umas being drawn as wives. There's no end to human retardation, so the best thing you can do is just filter it out of your mind and pretend it doesn't exist.
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i know this is my only pre-planned uma pull for the next several months but come the fuck on man.... equilibrium for my GL support luckshitting i guess
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I haven't made a single ace, hell I haven't even made grandparents yet.
I just want a NYOO with:
>medium pink spark
>uma stan
>nimble navigator
>racing stamina would be nice but not mandatory
Am I asking for too much?
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>>2925191
>but you shouldn't use them to generalize entire groups of people.
Unfortunately I'm allowed to generalize Japs as hypocrites since I see them irl my daily life
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>>2925191
funny how outside of this community and /uma/ most umafags are yuriniggers that want stego to be a tranny with chest scars
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>>2925207
Seen any japs? Hahaha
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>>2925209
This, if /v/ma hadn't existed I wouldn't have lasted even a month playing this. Everyone in uma outside of 4chan is fucking insane and deluded. Crazy to say but you guys are actually the normal ones
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>tfw just realized runaway counts as a groundwork proc just like any other green skill
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increase this shit already, fucking useless japs
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>>2925212
This is a result of xitter feeding you slop. Outside of being suggested posts talking about that drama I would have never known they existed
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>>2925219
Nice that's going to make building Palmer for arima kinen easier
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You have to pick 3 Umas to fill the roles below, who are they and why?

>Wife
>Daughter
>Archnemesis
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>Didn't actually recognize that this was a repeat of last year's festival event until they actually talk about the festival in the episodes

oh man... we really have been around for over a year..
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>>2925253
>Wife
KINGU
>Daughter
Already has one, or two, by my latest estimates around five, actually
>Archnemesis
I dunno, Seiun?
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>>2925209
>>2925212
Please don't let those faggots on X and Tiktok (which imo are legitimately responsible for 90% of cancerous shit related to uma) shape your view of uma communities outside 4chan like this
Non-English uma communities are doing just fine and some are even actively fighting back those horrible people
t. ESL that browse a shit ton of sites yes even r*ddit
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>>2925257
Umaspics are fucking funny. They ain't competitive but they like making funny memes and posts and don't mind lewdposting here and there.
It's w*stoid twitter that's fucking cursed with the most annoying, mentally ill troons known to man.
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>>2925257
ESL communities are 50/50. They're either the same corposuckers as Japs or the good ones that loves memes and the series itself.
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>>2925265
Third worlders are more mentally ill they just don't speak English so you don't know. Generally xitter is a mental illness facilitating machine
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>>2925253
>Wife
Pandora
>Daughter
I'm probably obligated to say Almond Eye.
>Archnemesis
Grass Wonder. I don't like her.
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First CM Tama attempt and now I feel like I'm not getting a better run any time soon. Creek refused to finish the chain but do I really need the gold with 921 sta and two whites?
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>>2925253
Rudolf for wife, daughter I don't really think about but probably Taishin and the enemy is probably Ramonu
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>>2924882
oshis
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I hate buying skills at the end of careers. I want a button to auto spend skill points.
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>>2925284

Pictures are nice and all.
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>>2924882
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>>2925275
Bro I'm a spic... and I find them hilarious. In fact the shitposting is funnier with the native accent. I think that if your life is fucking shit you become funnier to cope
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>>2925287
looks like one of them is less oshi than the others
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>>2924882
Honestly Pearl is there because she won me a plat and thus deserves a treat, otherwise It would've been Jordan
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>>2925287
If you have 5 oshis you have 0 oshis
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>>2925299
Oh it's not all bad I just thought that post was another case of western self flagellation which while we have problems which need to be sorted most of the time it is navel gazing
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>>2925302
I'm going to finish all of her outings today! I'll probably use the 2nd one on Digitan or Shakur.
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manwhores
all of you
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>>2924882
I've just stuck with my oshi the whole event
In hindsight maybe I should've treated my other plat winners too, but I didn't want to feel like I was cheating on her
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>>2925322
Average torenah goes through several trainees until settling down with one, its normal
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I grow weary of this "highroll on stats but no skills and no medium S" episode.
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>>2925322
Just doing my job as a producer
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>>2925326
>ticket learns about hypergamy
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>>2924882
Kingu
Maru
Bobo
Rice
Fine
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I think I missed a day of outings...
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>>2925322
It's not cheating if it's platonic
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>>2925253
>Wife
Cafe
>Daughter
Teio
>Blood Rival
Sirius
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>>2924882
Nishino got one out of respect.
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>>2925341
DER/V/TA
HANGING OUT WITH LITTLE GIRLS IN SPANDEX AGAIN
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>>2925354
yeah
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I don't have Medium End parent's with AST... ;__;
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>>2925322
the girls are just trainees, anon
your heart should belong to that nice ningen girl you knew as a child
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>>2925253
>Finemo
>Ulala
>Oguri Cap
Im a simple man
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>>2925292
You're fine stamina wise. Congrats, you might be done. No nimble kinda blows but its whatever.
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>>2924882
These are also my top 5 girls. I'll treat machan out during reset
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>>2924882
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Anyone wants to do some rooms?
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no
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>>2925375
Sure, let's go
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>>2925375
No, I don't have parents yet
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>>2924882
Yup yup.
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>>2925375
Sure.
44358
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I LOVE HIGHROLLING
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Bring your best because this is a CM19 finals simulation room.

72923716
72923716
72923716
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>>2925364

Nimble is there buried among the massive skill list.
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>>2925385
I will gladly take your challenge. Show me what you GOT
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>>2925390
Oh shit im blind, test her I think shes REAL good
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>>2925385
The true XOG EXPERIENCE

23145817
23145817
23145817

Now pace Xoguri
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How do I make an Endhog if I don't have a single End parent?
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>>2925401
Start by finding a good 3* stam 3* end parent that you can use as a GP
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>>2925398
Pace or End. This is the true XOG experience. I am still running Taishin in my final lineup.

42183065
42183065
42183065

End XOG
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Any of these good for a newshitter? Pls help
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>>2925413
Smaru is a great card, el condor pasa SR is also pretty good
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>>2925411
Close. But Xog takes it again.

22886942
22886942
22886942

Pace XOG
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>>2925406
Are there still good ones?
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>>2925421

It's not the Oguri, it's the debuffs. I guess I should just bring double debuffers.
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>>2925421
Xog takes it again.
Thanks for joining the rooms. Remember to steal the umas to test them against what is probably the most common lineup for the CM.

>>2925426
Hence why I said it was a finals simulator room. Because your finals is most likely going to have one Xog + 2 debuffers (2 sets if you are unlucky)
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>>2925429
THERE ONCE WAS A CHRISTMAS HOG NAMED XOG
WHO WADDLED AROUND IN A GRAVY-FILLED FOG.
THIS ABSOLUTE FAT FUCK, COMPLETELY IMMENSE
WILL SOON MEET HER MAKER BEHIND THE BACK FENCE.
thanks for the rooms!
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>>2925413
1LB Summer Maru is great, the rest is eh. Turbo isn't great but it does give Taking the Lead (sometimes) and Seiun stam is also decent. Slightly front-flavored deck, but it would really benefit from at least one more speed card since low LB Pasa isn't that great. The current free event Ardan is nice for a welfare card, even though the skill is pace only.
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>>2925426
It's both. Because 2 debuffers plus another uma as ace won't find as much success either.
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>>2925435
>(sometimes)
Thats an understatement when its gated behind THREE agemasens
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Imagine how fucking shredded umas could get if you gave them trenbolone
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Are there still good 7End parents for XOg with what she needs or did I arrive too late?
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>>2925449
Plenty of good ones on chrono
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I have nothing ready for Medium
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>>2925449
You don't even have to make a end Xog as you can tell, pace Xog with 2 debuffers still will crush it.
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Do you need to desensitize umas with a pool noodle?
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>>2925449
There's plenty of ryan with stroll sprinkled in. You need your own dober to provide the pink though.
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Come visit Tomakomai
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SON
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>>2925465
No one cares
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>>2925456
Cool
>>2925458
One time I ran Pace XOg I lost to End XOgs. Another time I lost to Seiun because I couldn't catch up to her full power Angling. Not making that same mistake
>>2925463
Do I really need Dober?
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>>2925468
No. Late game velocity works as well.
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Thankfully I didn't need to pull until spark.
Got 2 bonuses too.
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Is this enough for the CM? She has corner recovery and 777 for heals, I'm trying out with 12*stam parents to forgo SC
She's supposed to have 1.5k spd and 1k wit but she slipped and fell during the double rainbow wit lesson on the final turn, and I also only had +5% TE after junior year
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It's chocolate day btw
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>>2925470
Yeah I was gonna do that. What do you think works best in this track Barcapone or Vaudevillain?
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>>2925468
I mean, dober should be your main inherit and borrow even. The problem is she's really hard to give *7 end since she's >G end compared to Ryan >F end. You can cope I guess if you don't have her. The problem is with all those debuffer, chances that you're ending on 4-5th late race is higher compared to actual 6th.
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>>2925465
Can these niggers ban XoG already?
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>>2925475
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NEED
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>>2925480
Why do I have to do 14 hours of sensitivity training when it was my trainee was the one that said it.
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Cute
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>>2925473
I think you're fine but you need to test to make sure
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I FORGOT TO DO MY OTHER OUTING FROM YESTERDAY I AM A FAT RETARDED NIGGER
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>>2925473
Slightly undercook but it's passable if you want to move on.
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>>2925489
well that's not fine actually, I haven't gotten to her yet but she'll be using the same setup minus her card
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>>2925475
Chocolate? Did you say... chocolate?
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>>2925476
Bar
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>>2925478
Oh I'm not going to give either End sparks, fuck that. But I also wanted some late race speed inherit like that other anon mentioned, so I actually don't know what to choose now. I thought she could go just wine with one of the 2
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I hate solo Neicha so much it’s unreal.
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use staminamaxxed parents or take the creekpill?
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>>2925502
If you've got dober, you can start make all the medium pink onto her and start making a parent with after school stroll sparks. Tbf, it's very tight timing if you want to built endhog from zero by now. Ironically you can start building pace first and start setting up for end later on instead.
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>>2925486
I want to give her a warm hug.
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Wait fuku has a dead sister what the fuck.
I havent read stories in a while and that hit me like a nuke.
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>>2925506
Uma has innate gold? Staminamaxx parents
Uma has no gold recovery? Creekpill
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Am I supposed to build a Supreme Racist parent for Fronts in Longslop?
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>>2925515
Well I can't blame you too much because her career story touches on it only during her last race so its easy to miss, but the speed SSR story is all about it its pretty sweet actually, but Jesus the agemasen...
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>>2925506
you can't slime your power in this race because you have to climb mount everest right before the start of late race
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I'm trying to build a Rudolf for team trials but she can't win the debut race. She's the only trainee that does this.
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>>2925509
I hate parent farming so fucking much. This shit is unberable, I literally can't play the fucking game
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>>2925527
what's the minimum power needed?
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What the FUCK did she mean by this?
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>>2925535
however much you can get
it always depends on your setup, but this time power has high priority
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Crying at the club, WUV her so much
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>>2925503
The downhill this CM is short. Wit shouldn't matter much
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>>2925542
Its important for positioning like pacing up. But yeah, this CM wit is a luxury
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Woke up and shot some fat ropes to Inari's new outfit
God I love Umamusume
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>>2925548
THATS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
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Was the real life TM Opera O also an absolute monarchist?
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>>2925555
>wants kings to rule
>cannot be a king, is a girl
Explain this.
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>Speed 3* three times in a row instead of Stamina
Is this game okay
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>>2925558
>wit growth
She knows women cannot be effective leaders. Look at our queens and how each one has destroyed the economy.
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>>2925559
This isn't actually that bad cuz if you manage to get a 9* speed parent you can just run a stamina card
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will be listening on repeat for the rest of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rucWnGU0D3U
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Have NPC umas in careers been buffed or something? 400 stamina isn't enough for Kikuka Sho anymore
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>>2925571
They usually have BOFA or some other gold recov that actually does something now.
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Is low LB Mr. CB any good?
After doing some budgeting, I can only safely throw 200 rolls at her banner while staying in the green for wit Ramonu and speed Pasa.
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>>2925582
1LB gets her wit bonus, she's good enough to cope with at that point.
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whomst
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>>2925584
That guy's useless red apple wife
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>>2925584
Teio.
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>>2925586
>>2925587
I have barely any fucking 3* Uma over here and yet it still somehow finds a fucking dupe.
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>>2925588
WHAT ARE THE ODDS LMAO
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>>2925588
I got Admire Vega who I already had on Global and have negative interest in. I was furious after saving up 15k of those medals for the ticket.
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>>2925582
At LB1 shes at 90% power
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>>2925590
At this point in JP the actual P(X=x) of you pulling the singular uma you want must be 0 like in a continuous probability distribution
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>>2925595
Not even about getting one I want in particular, just would've been nice to not hit one of the 20 3* Uma I already have.
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>overslept and didn't use 1 (one) (uno) borrow
am i bricked?
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>>2925601
You would've glued the run first summer it's fine.
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Which one? I'm thinking my stamina is running low
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>>2925606
Easy stam for me.
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>>2925606
By out stats first if you can.
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>>2925609
I don't have enough PA to buy anything...
>>2925608
Resource yield does seem better
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>>2925601
I haven't done anything since Libra. I think I'm done with this game and will slowly drift away until danchou kicks me from my club
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>>2925610
>I don't have enough PA to buy anything...
Why am I not surprised?
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>>2925606
Stamina. You want stamina.
You need at least 800 + golden recovery.
Here is my sample size
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>>2925614
It keeps happening!
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>>2925565
yeah but why would anyone ever fucking want this unless forced to
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>>2925565
I tried this and it doesn't work because your power will be too low.
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>>2925565
What about the power? There's a double uphill.
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Eh, should do nicely in B, what'd'ya say?
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Parenting is by far the worst aspect of this game. I only want to make Aces and run with you guys but no, the parent tax
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>>2925634
I only do bare minimum parenting, I will make up for them with a god run I will get by using the saved up time
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Hello fellas, good first run of the day.
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>>2925634
me when I'm a black father
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>>2925632
Anon, you forgot to use half your SP.
>>2925636
That wit isn't great for a front, but if she full-spurts most of the time she's at least decent.
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>>2925634
Even now with independent careers? I know people are cried about parent runs before the bot update and it's understandable, but even now?
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https://x.com/DailyKawakamiP/status/2097183682821861624
Are all KWABakami fags so weird?
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>>2925647
>Anon, you forgot to use half your SP.
Gonna be honest, I have no idea where you guys get that much SP, I had like 3000 during this Kita gave me gold early and I didn’t get any hints for corner adept
Yes, I did get both SP songs
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>>2925654
>I am a Kawakami oshi
>she’s my second favorite uma EVER
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>>2925619
imagine the taste
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>>2925654
That guy might be hating a little too hard but it is kind of weird to run an account dedicated to a single Umamusume and they're not even your favorite.
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>>2925654
me when there's a new trainee banner and I have a gambling addiction
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Bro
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>>2925657
I feel like the proper SP whores are always fronts with turbo looped parents and/or fast learner.
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>>2925672
shame such a erotic costume is wasted on a unsexy Uma like Mejiro Palmer
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>>2925657

SP skyrockets when you get a good run with consistent double rainbows. It's why dropping one speed card feels like shit and even if you opt for the 3 speed/1 sta/1 wit strat the lack of (double) wit rainbows also hurts.
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>>2925659
The kamioshi exists for just this purpose, having multiple oshi is fine. That aside xitter larpers are likely trannies and should join the 42%.
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>>2925654
kawakamibro is slutty, but did he become bigger?
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>>2925672
>this is what B84 looks like
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>>2925674
This might be the single gayest post I've read in this thread.
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>>2925654
>everypony
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>>2925649
Yes, even now, the rates at which parents get sparks is so insultingly low that you literally can't play the game with autos until you get something decent. The parent system is rotten to the core and might be what actually gets me to quit.

I LITERALLY CAN'T FUCKING PLAY THE GAME
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>>2925654
The bravest prince does not deserve to be associated with frauds like this
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>>2925688
>Bronies in the Year of our Lord 2026
Very funny
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>>2925685
god i wish to be helios rn
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>>2925680
You would at least expect the fag to use his kamioshi for his twitter account, but noooo
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>>2925685
Did this deity post anything recently?
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>>2925702
Most recent thing I remember was summer Spe getting FUCKED
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>>2925702
Spe getting creampied last month
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>>2925692
his new name is ss+ guy
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Fuck I don't have the Spe getting fucked saved, can someone post it?
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>>2925702
Spe getting SHAGGED
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>>2925691
>*quite literally solves the parent issue*
Bruh
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>>2925654
Further evidence that twitter RP accounts are the worst
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>>2925718
I never really understand how to use the filter on this place. Chrono is more intuitive.
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>>2925705
>>2925706
>>2925717
Lovely, love that neigha
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>>2925722
Ojisan...
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>>2925654
I saw a daily Durandal larper. Who is the most obscure Uma that has a twitter tranny larping?
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>>2925712
its really way easier to find than you'd think https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11703972
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>>2925718
How does this solve anything? My own parents are still ass after weeks of autos
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>outings
but when will we get more?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XoNhbH-IMq8
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>>2925729
Who cares about your own parent. If you have something with decent whites it's fine. My own parent is a 2*speed 2*power 1* wit one and I win rooms
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>>2925728
This dude is fucking amazing
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>>2925728
so that's who made that transparent shirt NTR pic.
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>>2925739
I am clearly not as first-rate as you then
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>>2925743
Yeah neigha, he's like an OG
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>>2925743
He made MANY things. He's an OG
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>>2925728
>implied sex
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>still no Goldship WIP
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>>2925728
>Look at some of his oldest shit
>I have some of his art saved from years before Uma global was a thing
Small world
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>>2925746
I am being serious, the blue quite literally doesn't matter in the slightest. Just find something with decent whites, blues are irrelevant, pinks if they're related is best. Then find a parent with the distance pinks in chrono and just let them carry you.
Overpreparing (leading people to doing absolutely nothing because you will never get a perfect parent) and Overthinking parents is the number 1 cause of failure in CMs.
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Where do EndHogs get their midrace? End corners and the miscellaneous End skills are so hard to come by and no card fucking gives them. What is your usual go to midrace lads?
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>>2925770
>What is your usual go to midrace lads?
Daring Strike is literally it. I don't know how good the white version of steampunk Taishin's gold is, but that too I guess?
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>>2925769
Platless opinion
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>>2925770
Daring strike is all you sneed. And uma stan I guess.
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>>2925769
I mean the blue does kind of matter in these awful stamina-heavy CMs
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564 escapades is a woke mind virus
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>>2925770
Daring Strike, SYL and Uma stan is must have, beyond that breakin out,corner stuff, ramp up, slipstream and THH
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>>2925774
>>2925779
>>2925785
It CAN'T be that easy... Right?
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>>2925794
It is
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>>2925794
It can and it is
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>>2925794
You say so. But landing uma stan and finishing daring strike is lowkey insane on top of medium S with compromised pink.
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Daring Strike was a mistake.
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>>2925209
Go on YouTube... and stay out of the shorts!
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Danchou daring striked my clubmate yesterday
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>>2925802
>lowkey
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>>2925775
>implying.
"No parents" is the biggest cope in the game.
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>>2925815
I mean it's pales to the frontchud effort. But by all means it's not easy feat considering you've to put 4 good recoveries on top of it in the first place for the main wincon of festive.
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>>2925816
>group Brickey
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>>2925820
frfr ong my oomfie
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>>2925816
I'm such a fucking loser
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>>2925636
Finished product
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>>2925827
The caveat is you only need to train one umas for 2 weeks since you can slot the other two with 564bot :^). So overall effort it balances out to be easy.
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>>2925802
Not that insane with the updated affinity buff
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>>2925829
YWNWAP
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>>2925841
Hence lowkey. If you didn't prepare it early on last CM, it takes time.
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>>2925832
good shit! is having two golds really needed in this CM? ive yet to start on my aces lmao. also, reviving an old topic, but:
>DD, PP + ISW
is having both ISW and PP: GOOD, because if one of these misses the witcheck, you can still proc the other one for the combo; or BAD because if they both proc the combo,s effect will be weaker, as youre swung harder to the inner rail?
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>>2925824
I don't typically get ragebaited but here you go.
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>>2925832
Having this many skills is such a foreign concept to me.
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>>2925832
Hot damn that's pretty good. Although, why escape artist? I figured on this track it late procs and is a little unreliable to use.
I was honestly racking my head trying to find other golds but came up with Unyielding or getting Firm Menace.
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>>2925832
No TTL or Early Lead on a character whose main weakness is struggling to take the lead is a bold decision
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>>2925853
Good
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>>2925853
If you take Creek or something and get like 900 stam then a single gold is sufficient. I traded that for power and sp gen with Suzuka.
>is having both ISW and PP: GOOD
It's basically a fallback yeah. If I had a ton of other options that were more important I probably wouldn't double up, but it is good in the cases where one procs too soon after DD and doesn't reel you back in, or if one gets witchecked and leaves you stranded in the outer lane. If they double proc you do get a weaker effect but better that than not getting the effect or being stuck in the outer lane into the midleg corner.
Mostly just theory for me.
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>>2925832
>885
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Thanks, I hate it.
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Good lord if they gave Ardan the outfit from this welfare support in game...
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Seriously where the fuck are you guys getting the power and stamina from? I can't get both
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>>2925866
Figure out how to get good wit and stam with mihono bourbon wit in your deck then come back to me.
Maybe if you have both Suzuka speed and Mayano you can make 3-2 work. I would have taken early lead if I got it, but Maru's non-chain event is a myth.
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Oh sure once someone posts an Uma suddenly everyone's an expert.
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>>2925870
LETS MUSCLE
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>>2925877
>power
clicking speed to 1600
>stam
sparks + cheeky stacked TE clicks during summer
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>>2925878
>stam
hello, considering department?
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>>2925769
What I do is loop for GPs till I get a good 2*+ Blue and good whites then I'll borrow the best 3* Stam 2*+ Distance uma I can find.
And then I'll loop until I get something decent 2* Stam, relevant distance but shit whites? Good enough
1* Power, relevant distance and good whites? Good enough too

Tach event is almost here at least so parent building will not be shit anymore. Got a great GP with 1* Stam and Turf with every white a Front could want except for Mad Dash and I can't wait for it to turn into a 3* Stam
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Bikini slut Fusapan has a private fucking BEACH and wants you to go there with her. Consider the implications.
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>>2925882
Getting stamina parents is harder than winning the lottery
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>>2925538
well I need stamina too so I'm not sure how this is going to work
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>>2925888
A private beach?
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>>2925888
Extra training!
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>>2925888
Implications?
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>>2925892
Aim for 1k with enough stam. Never compromise stam. It's hard to push for full charged without compromising other stats anyway.
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But of course does she want to go to the playground
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>>2925888
tax the rich umas and increase the pay for our hard working torenas!
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>>2925888
Private?
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>>2925807
Did he had to suffer for long?
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>>2925888
white privilege
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>>2925907
upon being hit, he vaporized instantly
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>>2925888
I've been considering for over a month now
and fuck you don't call her a slut
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>>2925887
This. Perfection is the mortal enemy of progress.
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>>2925903
Clearest sign she wants you to put a bun in the oven already.
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I am considering runaway Suzuka for Arima Kinen
Can't be that bad right
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How is /herse/ holding up?
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>>2925921
Danchou is kill. SOS
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>>2925921
Same ol same ol
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What was her name again?
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>>2924882
Been putting the excess toward Pearl because I will have her casual outfit asap.
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>>2925926
lil' biggy
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>>2925926
She's so fucking cute
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>>2925926
:3
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>>2925921
apology for poor english

when were you when /horse/ dies?

i was sat at club eatin pissing parfait when pjotr ring

‘/hose/ is kill’

‘nyo...’
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>>2925916
I love boosters when I'm not the one wasting a team slot on them so yes
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How can you have a 150M fans in 7 days?
25M fans a day. An auto fan run is 1 Million fans in 50 minutes.
This is 24/7 careers and you're telling me it isn't botting?
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>>2925926
hikku
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>>2925929
>>2925933
>>2925940
Wrong
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>>2925926
What's biggu's deal? Theres always some sort of unshakable sadness in her eyes
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>>2925944
FOUR BORROWS?
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>>2925945
She knows the fate of her IRL counterpart
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>>2925942
Ok please explain how it's bait because I don't see how you can get that many fans in a day unless you're botting or you're setting an alarm every hour at night to start a new career
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>>2925950
Being eaten (out by me)?
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>yfw a moid comes by
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>>2925958
That's actually mfw I can't get Dober's casual yet
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>>2925958
Dober probably has the cutest casual outfit in the game but i really dislike the open sleeve thingies
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>>2925960
you're a bit late to the "post an uma without posting her" discussion
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>>2925963
I think its pretty cute, it suits her well.
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>>2925966
Do real life horses have the ability to generate tuna out of thin air?
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>>2925966
https://files.catbox.moe/sidokv.mp4
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Between Ardan, Jordan and Spe, which is the best speed statstick?
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>>2925971
How much did this GLORIOUS creature cost
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Are you gonna explain to me how it's possible to get that many fans in a week without botting?
I literally do not see how it's humanly possible, unless he's crazy enough to manually do fan runs.
Or do we just not care if a guy in one of our clubs bots
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>>2925973
Ardan but shes pace only
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is my chud strong? i made her before any guides rolled out and idk if i fucked up
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>>2925975
Who are you even talking about?
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>>2925973
I like Jordan for the initial stats. She's my fucking GOAT
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>>2925970
Why else would umas be able to do this?
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>>2925978
Don't reply to him
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>>2925975
i mean i guess you can pull those numbers if youre pumping like 20 runs a day?
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>>2925982
Yeah, I didn't see his other shitpost further up. My bad.
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>>2925977
>before any guides
>watching guides
Anyway, she should be okay. Lets test her in a room
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>>2925974
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>>2925926
WAIT...were are her ears?
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>>2925991
i ate them
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>>2925938
>>2925978
About that.
I don't understand how literally everything is bait to these people
>>2925984
He either does them manually or he's waking up at night to do runs. Both sound crazy to me.
In 18 hours there's time to do 22 autos. A peak auto fan run gets 1.2M fans. That's 26M fans in a day peak.
So I guess it is possible if he's sleeping 6 hours a day and doing an auto on a 50 minute alarm.
But I don't know how thinking this is a bit suspicious is bait
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>>2925926
where are her ears?
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>>2925998
You know when you stop and really think about it you realise Yaeno is really cute.
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>>2925997
what about having employees to log into the game and do runs on the night shift?
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>>2925945

Samson Big uma is a joke and doesn't even deserve 1 star status. I don't know why they added him over basically any horse out there. His biggest "achievement" is coming last in Narita Brian's triple crown races.
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>>2926003
Still counts as cheating
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I've only known Big for a week but if anything bad would to happen to her I'd kill everyone in the thread and then myself.
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>>2925997
NOT LOOKING GOOD
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>>2926005
Hmmm... cool post...
10 more weeks added to Daring Tact's imprisonment
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I can't train a late surger for arima kinen because I'm scared of black people
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>>2926024
LOOKING GOOD
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>>2926024
REAL
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>>2926031
delicious tummy
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>>2926031
KEK
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>>2926031
Why are horsegirls becoming so popular now? This is the third game I see with one
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>>2926043
year of the horse.
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>>2926043
It appeals to the male fantasy
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Whoever makes the new thread pls use Tama's new sex outfit
I need it
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>>2926047
what fantasy would that be
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>>2926047
Yeah but I never saw them before
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>>2925973
Jordan
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>>2926047
Lynn my beloved
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>>2926047
HORSE LYN'S SWEATY ASSHOLE
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>>2926051
You don't dream of riding a horse girl across the Nomadic Steppe and conquering China?
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>>2926067
many are saying this
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>>2926067
Falcobro btw
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>>2926068
I would rather the horse girl ride me in the comfort of my own home.
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>>2926051
Wanting a sick whip is deeply encoded in the male genetic memory, horses are spiritually cars. Also a hard-working, docile and serviceable animal. Slap some big ol' knockers on it. A fat ass, if you'd be so inclined. Fuck yeah...
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>>2926047
>that time Fire Emblem threads got killed for having a horsegirl OP
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>>2926077
Roundbroken
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If you had to skip one for EndHog in favour of late speed would you skip Dober or Ryan?
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I want Spe to service me a titjob
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>>2926094
Assuming you can get enough ends spark with medium. Dober.
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>>2926104
AGEMASEN
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>danchou posted a wuv you to another club member
https://files.catbox.moe/9vuyof.jpg
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Donkey girls don't exist. Ark Knights don't count.
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>>2926124
Explain Ryan and Rob Roy
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>>2926126
>Ryan
>Donkey
Ryan just has a roman nose. Look it up.
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>>2926094
if your ace is in position 6 at the start of late race in a 6 debuffer race then she has a fracture and has to be euthanized
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>>2926005
they added him solely because he came as a package deal with his owner's actual successful horse Rainbow Dahlia
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>>2926148
And honestly, glad for it. I want more normal horsegirls.
(It is amusing that Samson was added first while Rainbow is nowhere to be seen.)
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>>2926005
you can't say samson big doesn't deserve one star when shinko windy has three
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>>2926148
If there’s one positive, there’s a decent possibility for an extremely kino career story.
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>>2926155
>you can't say samson big doesn't deserve one star when [horse that actually won a G1] has three
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>>2926106
>>2926131
I have yo borrow one with 7 End sparks so I don't think I have much of a choice. Are there still good ones free? Someone sent me 1 last night that had full followd
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>>2926163
you cant say shinko windy deserves three stars while daiwa and vodka have two
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>see one of the cutest Uma designs made
>gets angry
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>>2926168
Completely separate issue since everyone in the starting 2* pool was a god
Like who was the "weakest" 2*? Mayano, who still won 4 G1s?
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>>2925938
At the beginning it used to be a lot worse, then everyone called them out and now they do it less, but it's still obvious they bot. I'll be honest, I wish my danchou would bot as well, I don't care about botting, I just want the rewards
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>>2926163
to be fair fifteenth place in kikkasho is more impressive than first in february stakes
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It's Taiki Tuesday so I humbly request the next OP be Samson Big.
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>>2925938
Can't top the greats!
It's only a crime if you get the whole club banned.
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>>2926005
Jobbers can have good stories and fill out the story of other more successful umas, if anything more 1/2* umas would be good
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>>2926216
Reminder Natie and King Halo are umawives #1 and #2 by the community and they are both jobbers
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>>2926216

Our lower star umas are still highly succesfull and/or very popular. Samson is a joke.
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Bread?
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>>2926232
Shut the fuck up
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>>2926232
Buck the fuck up!
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>>2926234
Don't be mean to Rice
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>>2926234
Poor Rice...
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>>2926193
that's so distancist and surfacist
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I can't help but notice that smart falcon is the singer of zero is where the center stands. Smart falcon. Zero. Captain falcon. F Zero. Coincidence? I think not. Checkmate atheists.
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>>2925619
I don't get it
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>>2926234
>Least aggressive gluten free neighga
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>>2925922
>>2925925
So you guys starting that new club?
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>>2926191
>>2926215
It's at the absolute limit of what's humanly possible. It doesn't effect me so whatever but it does suck for club competition that a guy is almost certainly cheating
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>>2926244
>Falco is the uma rep
CURRENBROS EMERGENCY MEETING, NOW!
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Wtf is gluten and why is it unhealthy?
>>
First rate gluten...
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>>2926247
Can confirm. GF neighas are constantly pissed off because they cant eat all the stuff most people take for granted
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>>2926254
Gluten is just wheat. So dough, bread, that kind of thing.
It's not proven outright unhealthy or anything, but some have adverse reactions to it, allergies, etc.
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>>2926254
A protein that is developed from wheat. Damn near every baked good has it. Some people have sensitive digestive tracts and can't hang with the baker boyz
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>>2925958
dober posts on crystal cafe
>>
HotUmaGluten
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>>2926266
https://files.catbox.moe/m0chep.png
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/v/ma - Nutrition & Allergies
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>>2926272
/v/ma has had more /ck/ posting than any other subject
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>>2926268
https://files.catbox.moe/3b5ttl.png
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No but seriously explain the 'I'm in the soup' meme to me. Was it a mistranslation or something
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>>2926263
I pity the poor souls that can't have bread or dairy products
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>>2926279
Trainees can't succeed without proper nutrition after all
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>>2926272
I really need to stop being lazy and finish making Taiki's dishes. I've also been practicing a few of the Valentine's chocolates
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>>2926231
I dunno if they put say fujimasa march from cingrey in she'd be fairly well liked. Besides if a less popular horse can go well with existing characters like Samson and Brian they serve a decent point, less known horses can still have a good story
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>>2926282
It's just an old phrase for "I'm in deep shit"
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We need more jobbers to make the diamonds shine. And also to make the 1-2 pool bigger, I'm already getting 5*s on some of the 2*.
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>>2926282
>>2926305
Specifically, it's how your country bumpkin grandmother might have said that.
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>>2926305
>>2926310
Aw shuckaroonies, yer all so swell
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>>2926251
You lost the second you cared about club 'competition'.
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>>2926307
Taabo releases in two months, then no more one star umas until most likely Biggu is released as a one star uma for sixth anni
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Stop replying to bait
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>>2926315
Dateh...
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If bait is taken and no one is there to care, did anything happen?
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can you tell openai astra to log in uma every 50 mins to start a fan run
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I will tell chatGPT to rape your wife if you don't behave mashallah
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>>2926316
Nothing wrong with friendly club competition anon
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>>2926346
what's mahshallah mean?
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>>2926342
i would imagine you could (rather easily) program a macro for your cursor to click buttons to finish a run and send the next one. then you could just tell the ai to launch umamusume, then that macro
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>>2926283
Supposedly it's a result of genetically modified grain having particularly disruptive gluten proteins. They are there for a reason, pest and disease resistance and water retention and a bunch of shit like that, but surprise surprise being hard to kill makes you also hard to digest. I can't trust the validity of the video I watched on it, but apparently people with gluten sensitivity can eat natural wheat products just fine. It's just another byproduct of science optimizing with tunnel vision.
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>>2926351
It means the one true God wills it, peace be unto Him.
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Can we get a thread so people stop talking about literal fucking bread and talk about the game instead?
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>>2926379
NO
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>>2926379
ButI want to talk about bread
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>>2926379
Do you like sourdough, or rhye?
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>>2926379
You don't get it, if we don't wait 12 hours before making a new thread we will LITERALLY be like beegee
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>>2926379
Why aren't you talking about the game, celiacfag?
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Why don't you just make a thread if you want one so bad
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>>2924908
>no Bourbonfags
>no Fujifags
>no Tachyonfags
>no Currenfags
Interesting.
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>>2926379
You are not too good for bread neigha you will probably eat some today, it's fucking BREAD
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>>2926379
Threads take time to bake, much like bread
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>>2926394
currenxisters...
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>>2926390
Ok but their music is good tho, I wouldn't mind being a Bee Gee
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>>2926407
their what
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>>2926396
Put more yeast in it then
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Yeah no wonder this place is slower than ever, can't even host rooms here because people want to shitpost
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>>2926415
There is literally nothing stopping you from hosting a room right now.
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name one
>uma that bakes
>uma that ritualposts
>uma that stays in the previous
>uma that backreads everyting and replies
>uma that doesn't backread and asks what happened
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I wish there were rooms
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>>2926407
HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE
HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE
I REALLY NEED TO LEARN
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>>2926411
yeah you know like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever
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I don't mind slow personally
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What if I owned a horse, named him Bread Shower and won multiple G1s with him? Would his uma version’s quirk involve preferring rice over bread?
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>>2926430
>him
that's kinda gay
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>>2926428
It's not about being slow it's about being off topic garbage, nobody cares to talk about the game when image slots run out
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>>2926436
just like you're doing right now!
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>>2926436
that says a lot about o/v/r society
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>>2926438
Yes nobody here will talk about the game, me included retard because it's no use.
I guarantee the thread quality will be way better the instant a thread is made because that's what always happens
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>>2926436
Make a thread, talk about the game, or host a room. What's stopping you little baby?
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i hate X but i would NEVER Y
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>>2926445
>i hate X
many are saying this
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>>2926443
You schizos sperging out at me if I bake and trying to counterbake for some dumb reason is one of the reasons
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>>2926419
>bakes
Buono.
>ritualfagging
Curren for sure.
>stays
Tachyon and Shakur.
>backreading and replying
Flash, Falco.
>ask what happened
Helios.
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>>2926447
Have you tried not posting AI genned garbage xister?
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I know there are a couple umas that are streamers, but when are we getting one that makes garbage "recent events" umatube videos?
>>
Air Shakur should sit on my face.
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>it's no use so I will complain incessantly instead of doing something about it
>if i do something about it then an imaginary crowd will attack me
lol, lmao even
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>>2926394
>No Fujifags
You can't read
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>>2926453
It's okay that you're embarrassed to come in late, Fujibro. It happens to the best of you.
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>>2926452
I am extremely concerned about your post and my speech is worried!
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>off topic unc central
so uhh, anyone play minesweeper? i think in some old /v/ thread some people did, i wonder whether theyre still here
came back after a 4 month break, still did evil NG in 400seconds
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>>2926450
Shakur would do this but with live stock market and war reports.
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Have the daily paid pulls ever gotten you something you wanted? Have the6 ever been worth it?
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>/v/ma - random
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>>2926468
>>2926468
>>2926468
First time bake, let me know if I fucked something up.
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>>2926461
>anyone play minesweeper?
Yeppers. If you like minesweeper, you should check this out https://danielben.itch.io/dragonsweeper
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>>2926461
I play the Simon Tatham version since I hate endgame 50/50 situations, games should be fully solvable through logic and deduction without having to gamble
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>>2926473
Looking good!
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>>2926473
you did fuck up github link
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>>2926473
>(embed) (embed)
The "copy text" option exists for a reason.
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>>2926481
>>2926483
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I'm never doing that again
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>>2926481
>>2926483
Do we still need that in the OP? Everyone who's gonna use it already has it.
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>>2926485
It's fine, now that you've learned you won't fuck it up again.
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>>2926467
would shakur host a podcast?
>>2926475
>I hate endgame 50/50 situations
which is exactly why i play no-guess exclusively. normal sucks balls
>>2926474
i did beat it like twice back then ,but still dont really *get* "it"



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