>Scorpio CupRace Conditions: 2200 m, Medium, Turf, Kyoto, Right, Firm, Autumn, Sunny, Registration begins September 15th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (September)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1788228201225.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious: >>2933954
Magic is real btw
>>2936627I guess the reason she needs robotic ears is because her ears are too far forward on the hat.Still weird.
No wuv lost
I'm DRUNK
Soon
Your uma would do this for (You), by the way.
>>2936638>DRUNK>no gomshi to racefraud
>>2936638Thats good hello-san. Now do a few runs
>>2936628They fixed this by making all the CMs that follow tracks where festive miracle doesn't even work
>>2936642I haven't done a gomshi since that other gomshi when I was even drunker>>2936646I haven't played the game in over 3 days.
>>2936639Daiwa Scarlet is a very attractive woman.
>>2936654>haven't played the game in over 3 daysTsk tsk, you will be taught a lesson soon...
>>2936658My dancho has been informed and I escaped his wrath. I WUV my danchud
>>2936659Wuv thy oyneighbor
>>2936639Genuinely want to live there, I wonder if daiwafags are pulling for her?
>>2936655she's in middle school you sick fuck
How do we feel about HER winning another G1
>>2936663Can't beat the cock
>>2936664Unironically got one more BCC in her
>>2936662WE are all pulling for Vodka's new boots.
>>2936578I think you're right. Looking at my code, I was accidentally adding this distance aptitude bonus too many timeshttps://litter.catbox.moe/kucmyrj22z43ievb.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/kucmyrj22z43ievb.pngAccording to the race mechanics PDF, it's actually supposed to be added twice, but I was adding it three times by mistake.It came out to about a gold skill's worth of extra speed.Is that about how off it seemed to you?After I remove the extra addition, this Oguri's late race target speed is 24.35 m/s which matches a separate hand calculation.https://litter.catbox.moe/ou9ysowbreab3fma.pngComparing it to one of the umalators, the umalator expected 24.39 m/s.I'll try comparing my results against a Hakuraku replay and see which is correct and upload a fix ASAP.It's kind of an important number to get right for the simulator.
You guys ever wonder where you'd be right now if you didn't stumble into this autism timesink?
>>2936672I'd be down some other autism timesink hole I'm sure.My fate was sealed when I played Mobamas back in 2011.
>>2936672>where you'd be
>>2936672I would be playing NIKKE full time instead of part time even though its mostly an AFK gacha game
>>2936672shitposting on /v/ instead of shitposting on /vm/ and /vg/
>>2936672It was this or kancolle.
>>2936664Don't care, Fall trial races TOMORROW! Basse Terre will awaken once more... Lovcen is running in the one next week though
Aight anon, tell me about your dream team.>1 sprinter>1 miler>1 medium runner>1 stayer >1 dirterNo catches, just tell me your absolute favorites you'd train in real life. Jp or Global it doesn't matter
>>2936664Forever Young is a stallion thoughbeitever
>>2936672I'd still be on 4chan, just in shittier threads with not nearly as much love and passion
>>2936681WUVcen mentioned
>>2936681With Keiba season wrapping up again, does anyone want to take up the mantle of reenactment races?
>>2936682>1 sprinter>1 miler>1 medium runner>1 stayer >1 dirter
>>2936682
Windy!
>>2936688Oh my fucking God you are right she can straight up do everything
>>2936682nyopers
>>2936691Digitan wuvRaising her for the Arima Kinen is going to be tough but getting a plat with her in every distance would make me really happy.
>>2936636No it's because it's "magic" by her grandma
>>2936694well yeah that's why everyone uses her for fan runs/parent runs cuz she can hit all the G1s + her unique is good generic inherit for most
>>2936682KingKingKingKingDigitan
>>2936696I really want to run Palmer, Fujin, and Digitan for the cm20 but I don't know if I have the strength for that.
>>2936682>Bakushin>Fuji Kiseki>Agnes Tachyon>Tamamo Cross or Super Creek>Taiki Shuttle
>>2936682>Durandal>Gran Alegria>Neo>Kris>RickeyWhat can I say? I like my weirdos
>>2936696>aw how sweet>>2936694>HELLO UMA RESOURCES?
>>2936705A sprinter and stayer digital takes effort, unlike SOMEONE
>>2936682>train in real lifeI would be an otaku visiting the racetrack to cheer my oshi on instead
>>2936685This. I'd be back on /tv/ posting about... Nothing, now that I think about it. I don't even remember why I stayed in /tv/ for over a decade.
>>2936701Beyond the usual front autism stuff Palmer and Fujin shouldn't be too bad right?
>>2936672I'd probably still be playing the same 5 games as always with 1 or 2 new ones per year, except my main board would be /sp/ and no /v/ or /vm/. Finding you guys was one of the highlights from last year, I was never lucky enough to get into an online community to regularly play with since maybe 2016, and you guys are way better. I have had so much fun here and playing with you all I honestly don't know what I would've done without /v/ma
>>2936682>Akebono>City>Dober>Dia>DigitalThese are my girls and I WUV them
>>2936718Based /sp/uhbro
>>2936672After 20 years of 4chan, i found you faggots as i was about to leave for good. And now im here enjoying running against retards and shitposting about which teenager has the best rack, even in rough periods like rn, I always have fun
>>2936682Trying to answer this made me realize that most of my favorites are milers.
>>2936726>which teenager has the best rackICHIBAN
>>2936715I expect it to go better than this one. I will be forced to run a stamina card and Palmer can't use her own card which sucks. More creek I guess.>2500 m>Long>Turf>Nakayama>Right>Good>Winter>CloudyThe winter hint on bourbon will never hit for me will it.
>>2936682Always yeppers
>>2936682To train in real life? Probably something like>Bamboo>Digitan>Sweep>Hayahide>AcuteMost of these aren't really my favourites in each category, but as a Sweepfag I feel like I'd need to fill out the rest of the team with relatively well-behaved umas for the sake of my sanity
>>2936733Damn yeppers those thighs...
>>2936682>Daiichi Ruby>Ikuno Dictus>Mejiro Ardan>Biwa Hayahide>Mayano Top Gun
>>2936682Fug, I think ill stick to girls with only A in their kit>Machan>Helios>Bourbon>Cafe>Falco
>>2936724One goat on the shirt, bro
I think she straight up has the worst aptitudes in the game right.
T-Thanks
>>2936741Here's your stamina sparks bro
>>2936740She can mutate to Mile comfortably
how much stamina should i expect from 14* stam no stam card (aka can i go without a stam card if i have 14* stam on xogslop)
>>2936740She's loyal to Turf Sprints, the least whorish uma in the game
>>2936740No wonder Currenfags don't play the game
>>2936672I'd probably be dead, to be honest. It was a good way to give myself a purpose when nothing else did.
>>2936746I think you can pull if off if you got stam growth
>>2936682>1 sprinterDurandal.>1 milerTaiki.>1 medium runnerFine.>1 stayerPalmer.>1 dirterWindy.
>>293675215 speed/15 guts...
>>2936733Her ass is not that fat
>>2936753It's umamusume not inumusume
>>2936746Without tapping stamina training, and depending on the character, somewhere in the 700s. So tap stamina a few times during summer or when the TE cards line up there. I was able to get sub-800 stam with that same set up on a non stam growth character with very low initial stam base stats
>>2936758If horse, why dog shaped?
>>2936740On paper, maybe, but in practice I'd say Urara's aptitudes are worse because of how limiting G turf is. Any distance aptitude above F (or maybe E) may as well be A in most cases since you want to bring a ton of distance sparks anywaysCurren at least only needs to mutate one aptitude for most CMs, and even mutating her for dirt miles/mediums would still be slightly easier than mutating Urara for a turf medium/long because of that F dirt aptitude
>>2936759hmmm i need 900 stam + gold since front runner i think so a stam card would help i guess
>>2936757you're right, it's probably fatter
>All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what has danchou ever done for us?>Brought gibs?>Oh, gibs, shut up!>There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this club of the Danchou once and for all.>Uh, well, one.>Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're looking good
>>2936753This saber face is really cute and her ass is fat, when does she come out?
does any uma have a casual outfit as good as phalae?
>everything but DDFuck, anyways testing her in a few rooms815885218158852181588521
>>2936777She got that shit ON
>>2936777>Nano~
>>2936682>Calstone Light O>Taiki Shuttle>Meisho Doto>TM Opera O>Transcend
>>2936778DD?
>>2936777I quite like fukukitaru's
>>2936784Determined descent
>>2936784Dodging DescentDetermined Danger?
>>2936781
>>2936776Buckle up, buckaroo. We're in for a ride.
>>2936777This is a top 10 outfit but doesn't crack the top 5, nothing beats teio.
>tfw still don't have my aces ready for this cmi'm so fucked....Has anyone been running a stamina card for this CM to meet stam requirements? how the fuck do you hit max speed with two speed cards unless the stars align?
>>2936784Thats oguri's cup size
>>2936786It's really cute
>>2936777In my incredibly biased opinion, Pandora has the best one.
>>2936794I'm running speed sparks, but I'm having less success than in the mile CM despite also running 2 speed cards there. I have no idea what's going on and I don't think I'll make it in time.
>>2936794The difference between 1500 and 1600 speed is between a single and double circle speed green. It's not as much of a decider as you think it is, you're just used to capping speed
>>2936778Join neighers, attention grabbing image
>>2936794On my fronts, you're hitting 1400 with a 20% growth and maybe 1500-1600 if you're really lucky
>>2936804Reminder these are dwarfed by Taiki.
>>2936794Anon don't bother not running 3 speed, just sack wit
too cute
>>2936777I unironically love Rulerships outfit
>>2936806Which are dwarfed by doto
>>2936808Mmm. Pizza...
>>2936670Yup around that much, ty
>>2936804Nice windbags
>>2936811>garbage bag shirt
>>2936811The fuck is she wearing man.
>>2936818>>2936817I'd rather her look like a dirty NEET than some grandma.
>>2936817Why is she throating the hulk here
>>2936818The asymmetrical leg warmers go hard
>>2936821She's eating her vegetables like a good uma
>>2936812Which are dwarved by B95.Since feels counter-intuitive but bust != boob.
>>2936812Imagine the gravitational pull of these fucking planets.
>>2936777This does it for me(not the depressing dialogue)
Why do they make the pal characters so much hotter than the trainees
>>2936808cute pits
Imagine if you kicked chibi spechud across the room like a football
>>2936818This looks so fucking terrible. Like legitimately how can anybody think this looks good?
>>2936822Leg warmers are my fetish and I wish more umas wore them.
these sparks are GARBAGE
>>2936830If you had a tiny 6 inch tall clone of Special Week would you torture it?
>>2936831It's about the implication
>>2936834I'd drive by local horse farms with the windows down so she can call them filthy chestnutters
so prettyI can't max wits on the ramen scenario, any JPchads can help? wuv u
>>2936834Not torture, just something like this
>>2936740The kino specialist. Unlike all the slopumas out there.
FANS!
>>2936778Was a 6/9 race but onige booster almost wins. Come on now, no pussy866591058665910586659105
I'm trying to figure out which umas I like the most so I can compile a shorter list of what I think I could train, and I can't do it. I'd train them all if I could...>>2936834I wouldn't. That sounds cute.
>>2936841Cute Curren cope.
>>2936844Run a more sovlful team and I'll join
Left or right? I've got a really good medium S run going and I don't wanna fuck it up
>>2936845I refuse to post a list because I wouldn't be able to run all my favorites and I don't want to leave any out
>>2936849I can't post a list because my top three all run mediums/longs only without mutation.
>>2936651Don't look up the first GM CM
>>2936848Speed, you need to raise your power over wit and hit speed cap, LH conserves your energy and gives you more songpoints
>>2936843>Hi!>Hi. What’s hi? Does it give me A+?>Uh… my independent training finishes in 1 hour...>You’re 5 million late again. Again!>I promise as soon as I—>If promises were parfait, my trainee would be fat!
>>2936834LYLE LYLE TURN ON THE TV
>>2936843
>>2936852>Kitasan white and Evolved skillsDon't care about Xogs dead cat bounce.
>>29367942 speed is only viable with speed bonus. Or if you got high speed sparks I guess.
I JUST NEED ONE MORE ACE, ONE MORE SCORE AND IM GOING TO RAPE ALL OF YOU
>>2936843>me right after telling danchou I'm flatlining and collecting my 20 Club Points for the dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWhbkf483YQ
>>2936844Oh damn did you make this a public? I wanted to join.
>>2936818I like it
>>2936873be for real nigga
https://x.com/HandsetContrail/status/2098373636247941331?s=20Taiki and Doto
How do I make a debuffer
>>2936848I'd take the Wit, a double wit rainbow is less common then a double speed rainbow, you're already at ~1400 speed which is more then enough to cap once you get the finals assuming rainbows don't dry up, you're not ahead on wit, and that massive chunk of energy means you don't have to worry about going fishing for energy lessons when you do hit speed
>>2936880You do them in NUnity, you pick grass, cheer natie, rudolf or tachyon, 1 parent is gold ship (summer) and borrow gold city speed for keen eye. Your only two golds should be dominator and keen eye, max wit and add as many debuffs as possible.
>>2936843>He's not here to post. He's here for da fans. Da fans! Da fans!>*auto careers an Urara*>Here you go. That should get me through another month right?>I got some spare team trials here too
>>2936878She's a shut-in that barely likes going outside, why would she have ANY fashion sense? It suits her.
>>2936848Depends on the lessons, if there's stam lessons go for speed. Otherwise, wit.
>>2936883I was venting a little after losing to double oggudominiggers a couple times in a row but I think I'll throw in whatever best ace I have and debuffers.Thank you very much anon!
>>2936878I like it too.I'm a man. Dress a woman in a piece of garbage and I don't care. You could literally pull her out of a dumpster with tits like that and I'd wife her. She's the perfect NEET wife, it's not about fashion with her. You also don't need to worry about her bringing along you for boring ass trips to buy clothes.
>>2936886Tachyon dresses like she has no fashion sense. Rulership dresses like a hobo, and I say this as someone wearing a shirt with a large hole in it right now and my go-to hoodie is the same one from 12 years ago.
>>2936895NEETs and Hikikomoris are technically future hobos anyway
It's NEET armor with holes in conveniently inappropriate places what's so confusing about this
>>2936898/fa/neighas just being zesty as usual
roomfriends, do I want double Murmur or double Dom? assuming for A finalsyes I'm soulless but i NEED Scorpio title at any cost.
>>2936840Thank you for putting this awful idea into my head
>>2936895Fucking Stego somehow manages the hobo aesthetic better, and she's not using a shirt that costs a million yen.
Hakuraku cm20 data isn't out, so has anyone tested what runaway pace ups look like in arima kinen?
>>2936900If you want to actually win, you go dominators. If you want to torture retards you go murmur
>>2936839You have to prioritize wit and your secondary stats during junior and especially classic year. You can still max out speed when you prioritize it on senior, assuming you also take the occasional stacked speed training in the first two years.
>>2936902Stego looks like she's doing a Nick Valentine cosplay
>>2936901
>>2936894>It's not about fashion with her.>You also don't need to worry about (clothes shopping)https://www.goat.com/apparel/maison-mihara-yasuhiro-sun-faded-knit-pullover-purple-j13sw702-purp
>>2936906thanks anon, so I have to train wit much more? do I have to use 2 wit cards?
>>2936901KEK
>>2936907Honestly, yeah fair point.Valentine looks like a robohobo.I wonder which character which train which uma now...
>>2936903Ive done some minor testing and it looks like they hold up really well, they're easy to overtake
>>2936913>maisonIt's amusing how a common word sounds suddenly luxurious and expensive when spoken in French.
>>2936900Double dom is ALWAYS good, Double murmur is only good if your opponent shouldn't be in finals.
>>2936914If you don't have at least 2* Yanko, then probably yeah.
>>2936918I mean the actual runaway's pace up mode uptime, not how they affect fronts. In miles they get some huge proportion of the race in speed up mode, but longs stretch the distance and make that more difficult. The uptime of speed up mode is what I'm asking.
>>2936927Isn't that pretty similar to regular front? Both won't have pacedown anyway so it cames up to their wit proc instead.
>>2936924Eh, Stam thresholds are so high that double Murmur is killing a lot of people even in rooms here, but it's also not a guaranteed win even when you do
>>2936927I haven't tested it but im down to participate in the experiment, what do you need me to build?
>>2936933Fronts will have their pace up activation conditions ready as long as they are behind anyone, aka a runaway. The pace keeper front or runaway needs to keep a specific maximum distance to be eligible for pace up mode. Currently my theory is that runaways should be late race maxxing and using skills that are primarily defensive if necessary for midrace, because midrace velocity may be wasted taking you out of speed up mode.
>Claw Yourself drains your stamina like 2 white debuffsFucking why, who the fuck thought this was """"""fair""""""
>>2936936It does against the main threat that is oguri cap though
>>2936944Its worth it, lates have the lowest stamina consumption anyway
>>2936936Murmur won't hit the actual threat in the room. Endguri, whether by missing the timing by proc early or she can tank even more punishment because end have more HP so it hurts everyone more than it hurts her.>>2936949Kris S wasn't a good card to begin with. Unironically mambo was the better user compared to commander spechud.
>>2936888>>2936881Went wit and the wit rainbows kept coming, but still ended up good with my third ever UF. Picked up other recoveries to patch up her stam too
Did anyone host a fun race for 9/11 yet? No, I will not backread.
>>2936961I didn't even think about doing that, If anyone is game I can do it. I just need a track and like 30 minutes to do a run
>>2936967We'd need a twin track....
>>2936961Idea: two Goldships, and everyone else are Mayanos
>>2936961>>2936967>The year is 2001...>the twin turbos of the world trade center at HANSHIN 2600m awakens to a bleary morning, unaware of impending destiny.Mayano Top Guns may have a max of 767 stamina and must have either Risky Business or Nothing Ventured from Nakayama wit.Everyone else should be a debuffer trying to gas MTG out before she can ram past the goal line.>Max 2 entries per trainer, 1 mayano and 1 other.Wil start in about 2 hours.
>>2936961We could do an American only race
>>2936977forgot to put room code948679239486792394867923fall sunny good awful
>>2936977I'm not using TP for a meme run, can I just throw in a random 700 stam maya?
>>2936977>>2936979I might remake the room later because I haven't trained anything yet either.>>2936989only if you draw mayano in mspaint
What is the feat that you are THE most proud of in this CM?
>>2936977YOU MUST TAKE NSM ON MAYANO add that rule
>>2936996Not running debuffers
>>2936996>in this CM?Nothing, it hasn't even started. And its xogslop
>>2936996>in this CM?nothing, it's a xogger slop fest
>>2936977I actually just so happen to have that exact Maya sitting around lmao
>>2936996Using Fronts, nothing I like more than a Frontbroken melty
>>2937001>>2937002I meant to say in this game, whoops. Like what achievement you're most proud of
>>2936996im proud of doing my best, looping front parents, doing 100+ runs of front aces, just to settle on my backup first attempt oguri because grand live hates me specifically
>>2936996Making Hakuraku top 2 winrates for my chosen ace. Presumably I just faced a lot of people with hachimi and whatnot.
>>2936996This CM? Not using debuffers or XOguri.
>>2937008Oh for that? Cancer cup for me. I had my highest winrate ever at 80%, never got anywhere as dominant.
>>2937008Oh overall proudest achievement?Winning the first Ms Victoria with my F Sprint oshi.
>>2937008Winning a turf plat with a dirter
>>2937008>>2937006Same answerAnd I guess winning Taurus twice
>>2937020>turf rickeysSome of you neighas need mental help
>>2937024Mutation is FUN
>>2937008Taurus plat star easily. I have no fucking idea how I did it considering I'm a complete weak fraud trainer but I don't care, I got mine.
>>2936996This CM? Nothing. I haven't done shit this CM nor will I do shit this CM.But this is what I'm most proud of. Mutating a Dirt G Uma to win a xogslop CM.
>Frontkeks lost 1 CM to endchads>Had the most biggest most pathetic melty in the history of /v/ma's meltiesNever change frontkeks. I hope you're ready to have another one after you lose finals to a xogger dom team.
>>2937026Still mad that my Curren stole Leo 2 from my Cafe.
>>2937031what are you talkin about
>>2937008I got Doto in the first pull. I've gotten all the wives I wanted so far. That's about it.
>>2937030HOLY FUCKING HERO!!!!! Are you mutating for arima?
>>2937038maybe if I can muster up some motivation but right now I just don't really care about competing in CMs or global in general all that much
>>2937008Honoring my clubmates
>>2937041Fair fair, but it would be fun
>>2937008My biggest achievement will be when I win arima with a runaway palmer. I am already prepping for it
>>2937046Would it be though? I already hate GL and then you add on fishing for double distance inspirations to hit S and it's even worse.
guess who forgot to set the race schedule for the autorun
>>2937050Think of it like this; you could be fishing for triple distance inspos to hit S!
>>2937008another 100m fans to my kamioshi
uma for this feel?
>>2937050Idk, I quite enjoyed miles. I mutated there for my first plat (manhattan cafe) and I had a blast.
>>2937031>endchadsIs this code for xoguri?
>>2937059>manhattan cafeNice, I feel like I saw a disproportionate amount of people run their wives that CM, it was peak oshigaming.
>>2937008Winning the first Ms. Victoria CM with my oshi. It was also my first starred plat and the first non-mile plat I'd won since the first Leo
>>2937062I would argue that was THE most wife CM of all time.
>>2937008Nothing. I frauded all my plats and everytime I tryharded I got frauded back.
>>2937056King Halo fits the whole "mother doesn't love me" bit, but she hides it with being bodacious.
>>2937064The derby was pretty wifepilled too.
>>2937068Yeah but I think the barrier of entry was much lower in the mile than in the derby, I saw a LOT of winners.
>>2937008Dominating an A finals
>>2937070I did see a lot of winners too... honestly I think as far as just number of winners that might have been our peak so far.
>>2937008Uma (and /v/ma) got me brave enough to try drawing and posting my scribbles and drawings. I can't visualize things in my head, so i honestly i never thought i could create stuff, and actually draw stuff.
>>2937078To be fair, visualization doesn't translate into ability. I have a strong ability to visualize but I can't draw worth a shit.
>>2937076I am curious now, so im gonna go archive hunting and see what I can find. I think last CM had the largest number of unique uma winners in /v/ma history.
>>2937078I'm just surprised we have so many talented drawfags. Y'all are great.
>>2937008I won the last CM with my surprisingly cracked favorite I built on a whim when I didn't plan on running her. Told myself I couldn't give less of a fuck playing the game from that point on but now here I am getting pissed that Med S whiffed for the third time in a row. Quitting is hard man. Also I won the first Taurus CM and I told myself that then too.
Pinks having a 3% base chance is retarded, why so fucking low. I have over 300 affinity and 13 medium sparks and I'm barely over a 50% chance.
>>2937089That doesn't sound right, you should have like a solid 60% chance of getting medium S with that amount of sparks, if the parents have medium sparks themselves
>>2937081Yeah, but not being able to imagine how something should/would look like doesnt help much either. Anyway, do try to make something, you got it bro>>2937085Im not talented nor great, but i am trying my best
>>2937094>missclicked when choosing picrel award
>>2937092>medium S lolMachan has really shitty base affinity with pretty much every useful parent.
>>2937008I don't think I can ever top going 5-0 on MANT without FineMo/Top Road/Fukukitaru/Riko
>>2937099Oh my. Nevermind then. Carry on, and good luck, oshiGOD.
>>2937008I've got a few umas I really like and I was happy to be able to make some of them q/v/eens in the stakes. Sure they're for fun, but I am still proud of that. Aside from that, I was ecstatic to see my favorite win the first Ms. Victoria cm.
>>2936977>must have either Risky Business or Nothing Ventured from Nakayama WitAre you sureare you POSITIVEAbsolutely fucking certain?Because this cunt just went 2/3 and shat on my account and I don't really wanna use another fucking TP pot on a meme.
I keep putting off doing Pandora's main story chapter. I always do shit like this. I'll put it off and put it off and then eventually 2 years passes and I'll just do it on Global instead. Should have just done it when I was on a roll and did the first 2 chapters but nooooo I just had to do the career first.
>>2937100How much did you want to kill yourself?
>>2937008Winning Aquarius with my mutated wife, then making her q/v/een in the stakes right afterward by winning three races myself.
>>2937113Based danchou!
>>2937008Making a last minute saying the night before Pisces finals that brought me home the plat. That was the 3200m, heavy, rainy conditions. I don't even like long but it's my best distance by a longshot
>>2937082Alright, so i did some internet archeology. It seems that a GRAND TOTAL OF 44 different umas won PLAT during CM18! I am not gonna lie I am shocked at what I found. The latest mile was pretty unarguably the biggest oshiCM of all time
>>2937123>Making a last minute sayingI meant Seiun. damn im tired
>>2937124By different umas do you mean different anons or what?
>>2937127By different umas I mean unique umas. So no alts and no repeats from other anons, I've found a total of 44 different finala winning unique umas in /v/ma.
>>2937128>I've found a total of 44 different finala winning unique umas in /v/ma.You do understand even the B finalists see Miss Victoria, so it's not a guarantee someone got plat
>>2936977here's the remake room for my own mayano, can bring the same entries but it's not looking too good for participation419359184193591841935918>>2937107it's a fun room, everything will be forgiven if you mspaint mayano
>>2937008Winning plat titles (and thus getting the little star in the title) in both Libra CMs was a big one for me. Libra also happens to be my zodiac sign which is nice.
>>2937132Mine is! Fuck you xognigger
>>2937148I don't even have a xog...
>>2937008Winning a plat with Ayabe against the Xog. This was big for me because Ayabe is currently the one and only uma I spent money on, $60 to get her to spark. So far she has 2 plays under her belt, no Ms. Victoria yet though.
>>2937128What's the uma breakdown like if you have that data?
>>2937154I know your kind. I can smell it.....I smell the grease
>>2937165NTA but am i a whale if i only umaroll and usually go to B (not on purpose)?
>>2937167Nah, you're just based. Though if you're not going to B on purpose you either don't care, don't have good cards or lack a loooooot of knowledge
>>2937165c'mon man c'mon man I aint one of those damn whales I'm on your side! I'm f2poor like the rest of you cats, i'm cool heh.. you cool? we cool
>>2937132My two were plats than you very much.
>>2937185WHO DOCKED MY WIFE'S EARS!?
How much stam is Xogger supposed to have for Scorpio? What about pacers? I swear to god I can't hit stat lines on fucking anyone this cm. Really like I'm not gonna make it this time.
Going triple ace against cuadruple debuffers in pubs makes me wanna kms
>>2937191My personal rule of thumb for mediums is 800 unless conditions are really, really shit
In another timeline, Cleric Grass would heal her team's HP with her unique, and she would be considered a HERO
>>2937191XOg needs around 700 as an end with 4 whites, probably around the same as a pace with 3 whites and a gold. Pace needs ~850 with a gold
>>2937195That's not SO bad. I was under the impression pacers would need 900
>>2937136Consider this my entry ticket.
Fukubros, Rickeybros, im in dire straits. From now to april if i plug in the worst case scenario for each banner, i'll end up at negative 80k carats. Im only a sea bream, i dont have the funds to grow into a meatier fish like that. I understand that this worst case is rsther unlikely to occur, but still, What do i do?
>>2937212You probably should skip some banners if you're gonna be in negative.
Damn I missed rooms
>>2937160I had to look over at everyone again but here you go, I made an impromptu compilation of every HERO of CM18
>>2937224Same. It's dober
>3* stam on a borrowless run for a grand total of 8* stam>Zero white sparks because the skills I picked up were too good to be true
>>2937233Why do neighas say we don't oshigame again?
>>2936670>>2936815Finally fixed it. Found more problems than expected so it took longer than expected, but I compared my results to actual Hakuraku data and the calculations are looking good now.Since this is a new thread, I'll take a minute to shill Moirai again.As of ~9 hours ago, I've finally delivered on the 3D simulator that I've been working on these last few months.The latest version is available athttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai/releases/latestA brief description of what it is can be found athttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai
>>2936979>>2937136Wait which one is it? Im gonna make mine rn
>>2937233Yup, that's my girl.t. Kawakami Kisser.
>>2937218You see, the issue is that this is already trimmed down. At this point im not asking for pull advice, but more so asking how can i arrange my furniture and what flavor candles should i burn to get Kris S, Sirius, Gimlet, Ace in span of 200 pull instead of 800
>>2937233Im like 99% sure this is missing a cheer nature winner
>>2937240there were two towers so two roomsI'll give it 4 more hours so the euros can get their revenge on america since it doesn't seem like our domestic terrorists are very active at the moment.
>>2937239This is sick as fuck. I'm not too savvy on the game mechanics but I'll definitely download to help but test at the very least.
>>2937238People say a lot of shit
>>2937136Super short notice with very specific requirements is a tough ask especially during dead hours
>>2936996>>2937008No one cares, but beating Ultra Golshi Mode using only Scarlet's natural Front/Pace aptitudes in URA Finale (MANT was out at the time) felt more satisfying than any CM win. It was after many attempts and much strategizing and my heart was pounding in the last race with no clocks left.Saved the replay.https://files.catbox.moe/sa889i.webm
>>2937233It was nice to finally break my mile curse and get my first Victoria. Now I only have two more curses to break.
>>2937250I checked and you are right, FOURTY FIVE unique umas won finals for /v/ma last CM.
>>2937233>tfw i didn't screen shot seiun ms. victoriaI'm surprise no one else ran sky last cm.
>>2937262She's in there
>>2937260LOOK GARY THERE I AM
>>2937264Just found her under pearl. Guess I'm blind.
>>2937262It's just the UNIQUE umas. There were like 4 suzukas for example and I didn't count alts.
>>2937260>A fucking bright but ZERO Ryans
>>2937269>found her under PearlI Am Seiun Sky.
for 15% speed, is it fine to drop down to 2 speed cards or should i keep running 3 speed cards, need to run a stam card due to insufficient sparks
>>2937274Ive tried, its super inconsistent but you can highroll it. Don't personally recommend it
>>2937274Bite the bullet and cope with 800-900 wit
>>2937276are you saying that the 2 speed is highroll, or the 3 speed is highroll>>2937277since this is a front, so concerned about the wit too
>>2937272I wonder which uma that isn't intentionally handicapped like Urara is run the least in CMs. Ryan is definitely up there.
I’ve chucked this into a few rooms just to try and see if it’s worth persisting with trying to build End but even with this there are so many fucking debuffers in public rooms that as soon as her ult pops she’s almost instantly pushed out of Pump and even MPB at times.
>>2937280Im saying 2 speed is highroll territory (though keep in mind, my speed cards is LB1 smaru and kitasan). I think the most ive gotten was 1500
>>2937280Well...go for that two card highroll then
>>2937281Back when I still cared to count how many of each uma I encountered, these were my results.The low end is biased towards umas who weren't available in earlier CMs, but HayahideFantasy GrassEishin FlashFull FukuTickezoGold Cityare all pretty low despite releasing long ago. Some of them have alts with more usage.At least Urara gets a lot of usage on Dirt from people who don't have anything else to run.
>>2937286best second wit card? running palmer for TTL
>>2937274I've managed over 1500 with 2speed on an uma without speed growth, it can be done.
>>2937290Oops, the totals weren't capturing all the columns, but it didn't change much.
>>2937260>All these wifechads>tfw my Gold City could've been there if I was stronger.It hurts, she came in 2nd to xog. I hate that I disappoint her.
>>2937297Don't hate yourself.Hate Oguri.
>>29372741500 vs 1600 speed is a functionally a double circle speed green, which isn't worth gimping yourself in stam and wit if you can't make it work with parents for 3/2. The real problem is that your runs are just going to be less consistent due to the lower token generation
>>2937292Id do finemo and tachyon for the SP bonus
>>2937303i assume i'd rather kita + maru instead of maru + tachy? (i have MLB kita + tachy and 1LB maru)
>>2937298Irs hard not to hate myself when I asked for advice, trained hard, did my best and it wasn't enough. Ive only won plat once before and I won't let it keep me down, but it just stings a bit to see the sheer levels of success others had with THEIR oshi wives
>>2936627Sweep Tosho3 speed 2 witGo-Home Specialist, Serenity from Event Shakur, and hopefully Corner Recovery from CB borrowam i crazy?
>>2937309Not crazy, but go full stamina sparks.
>>2937309and festive miracle inherit?
>>2937309Spending that much on recoveries hurts, but if you don't have stam parents, it can work
>>2937310>>2937312I think my best medium parent only has 4 stam so it could max be 13>>2937311i would have to get triple 7s reliably somehow to copycat the XOg
>>2937307>All these wifechads>tfw my Gold City could've been there if I was stronger.If it makes you feel even the teeny-weeniest bit better, my girl is in that collage, but she's not my kami-oshi, and it was open A finals, not graded A finals.I won't play graded if it means I have to play the new scenario I hate. I'm having more fun with open league + old scenarios and using the saved time to program the new umalator.
>>2937238>one anon makes a blanket shitpost >DUDE WHY DOES /V/MA SAY THIS
>>2937233nice to know someone else won with Ass WonderShe had a unique advantage in making Da Itchy Rubert work
>>2937319I kneel, programmerGOD
>>2937319Hey thats aight anon, just join us back in graded for grandmasters
>>2937319All you cooder anons are an inspiration. That goes for the drawfags, musicfags and all other miscellaneous kinomakers. More kino is on the way
>>2937335Maybe. People say that one sucks too but I won't know til I try it. People said MANT sucks and it was my fave.
Any rooms?
>>2937343My team is shameful jobberslop and I'm in the breeding mines for CM20
>>2937260I find it extremely surprising no Bourbons made it, she is>An Extremely strong and meta pick, defacto best front runner>Easy to build with a low barrier to entry>Very well liked and the oshi of some of the strongest trainers in the board>Easy to fit into pretty much every compYou'd expect her to show up when she's one of the most successful umas in general and in here too, last CM might be the first one where I didn't see someone post a winning bourbon.
>>2937343Im down to join, specially if they have haku
Man why are we so dead, this reminds me of peak MANT.
>>2937348Fronts were terrible last CM, you were actively throwing if you ran them because it just guaranteed that a pace was going to get the full blossom combo off and eat your face.>nuh uh, there was a couple of trainers who ran two fronts and a dom with insane winratesThey'd have had insane winrates with whatever they ran because they're dedicated autists, but it doesn't change the fact that fronts objectively sucked.
>>2937352Its because xogslop is spiritually peak MANT
>>2937352I'm following the Hunger Games on /uma/ bwo...
>>2937361>cheating on usThey can have you
>>2937363/uma/ is my main if anything I'm cheating on them with you
>>2937352Peak xogslop, not much to talk about outside of that but also these are slow hours period
>>2937365This anon is big and slutty...
>>2937365You're a fucking WHORE
>>2937365Narita Top Road....
>>2937365I can't believe this...after all those Wuv You...shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQka4wv6BLw
>>2937008Having sex with Palmer in the hot springs we visited during our honeymoon.
Good morning faggots, time for the shift change. How much longer till we are free from this CM?
>>29373768 days
Finally, it's time.
>>2937379ANON NO, YOU'LL GET RAPED
>>29373778 days is when it starts. We're free from it 4 days after that. Still roughly two weeks to go
OH SHIT ITS REAL
>>2937377Get away from me you dumb drunken whore
>>2937396Nice. I entered.
>>2937377literally me
I forgot how sexy this shitty brat was
>>2937408Danchou I know nishino is in charge but please....
>>2937008Got my wife her first victoria of many to come
>>2937408>see swimsuit Maya>look closer>"god damn shes hot">realise that i spent like good 40 seconds staring at Maya in swimsuit on fullscreen at workThankfully noone was arpund, but im teetering on the brink of a promotion
>>2937408No words to describe how good she feels
>>2937416so it happened AGAIN
>>2937414Your massive and sexy wife just murdered my child
>>2937421I still simply can’t comprehend parents being uptight enough for this to actually be real.
>>2937425Neigha....look at nishinos model in a swimsuit, and then put yourself in the shoes of a barely sentient boomer
>>2937408Remind that Curren, a professional sex haver, thinks that Maya has great taste. Maya will be an absolute demon when she matures.
Well /v/?
>>2937425Could be strict asian parents, or maybe religious white/hispanic parents, who knows really. Normies reaction to cute anime girls can vary drastically, but generally speaking it's something you aren't open about in the west, and I imagine if your coworkers found out you were ogling a young looking anime girl in a swimsuit like that, you'd probably be considered a weirdo at the very least
>>2937426>Its a video game mum>Take two minutes to show her what the game is about and what Nishino looks like for 99.9% of the gameIt’s really not that difficult, if a zoomer is really that retarded they can’t manage this then the world is doomed.
>>2937425I wont /soc/post, but i'll just say that i dont regret moving out at 18
>>2937432My neigha when I was a young lad my parents told me Pikachu was satanic and burned my yugioh cards, shit can get wild when your brain looks like swiss cheese from the lead
>>2937431This is another one I simply can’t comprehend the person being this fucking insecure about. People at work know I play this shit, I couldn’t give a fuck what they think about it.
>>2937429Being patient is for pussies. ALL IN
>>2937435Man my mother didn’t give a shit, she even took me to see the South Park movie in cinemas when I was like ten.
>>2937408This sex offender is canonically stronger than brian btw
>>2937436It's about work culture. By the sounds of it, the guy was in manual labor, with a bunch of other macho dudes that have probably never watched an anime in their life. Also older types tend to be way less interested in japanese cartoons and find it weird, but if you're in your 20s or 30s, surrounded by other young people, it's normal. That being said, i'm in my 30s and when I was growing up if you wore an anime shirt to school it was generally seen as pretty cringe, might even get bullied. Things are different these days, but it can vary drastically even just 5-10 years between a generation. Boomers in their 40s-50s will probably think you're a pedo if you watch that stuff especially if they're just normal ass dudes who aren't interested in nerd culture, video games etc.
>>2937440
>>2937445giwtwm
>>2937445wrist too brokenimpossible to enjoy
>>2937290Fantasy grass is almost intentionally handicapped teir, kinda surprised about Biwa and Fuku
>>2937440Still lost to broken leg Brian in Hanshin Daishoten AND came fifth in Tenno Sho SpringNever faced Prime Brian either
>>2937450>Prime BrianOkay but how good was prime brian actually beyond the hype?
>I AM BRIAN>AND SO IS MY WIFE!
>>2937442In manual labour jobs there is tons of shit talking and piss taking, people will rib on you for something that for at least a week
>>2937447Explain please? I highkey dont see how its broken>t. Anatomylet drawchud
>>2937456Seriously?
>>2937456Well it's stylized but i'm pretty sure the sound on the right is cracking, and you can see the arm is getting warped in a way that a normal girl would be unable to. Then you can see there's little spikes on his hand to signify he's in immense pain. It seems like she's actually breaking your bones here. Maybe it's for comical purposes but it's brutal looking either way.
>>2937452Think only ones with comparable record are Opera during his Centurial Overlord run, Almond Eye(despite fraud allegations her record was damn near spotless) and RudolfProbably a few others too
>>2937272I ran Ryan and she did good for me. Underrated uma if you just wanted someone solid. Power gain is amasing right now and full power Pump meant I didn't have to run Ruby's fucking card. Very solid.
>>2937464Her increasing lead in triple crown hasn't been broken right?
does anyone have that pic of meisho doto getting vaporized by 5g waves
I think the wind blew away my game
>>2937472
>>2937475Musume.exe
>>2937475Bit of an airhead aint she?
>>2937476awawa
>>2937475>It is happening, again>It is happening, again
>>2937461Yep>>2937462Oh, that. I just thought that those spikes were like from shivers/shock from just not being able to move, while the bone itself and the connection to the wrist looked normal enough, though when im looking closer at it>arm is getting warpedYou mean the weird lumps near Mayanos thumb and pinky finger?
>>29374523 1/2 length win at the Satsuki Sho, 5 length win at the Derby, and 7 length win at the Kikuka Sho is very dominant. You can argue that he was strong alone in his generation, and that he was beating up on farmers and plumbers as is the tradition when you don't want to believe someone was just that good. I don't believe any of his generation other then Laurel who was too busy being injured during the classic year to run against Brian in the classic year performed well in multi-generational races, but that's also in part because you had Top Gun and Laurel winning everything after Brian got hurt, and Brian did manage to beat Top Gun even despite the injury before he was forced to retire.
>>2937487Bro how are you not seeing the detail on the hand. She's grabbing a human arm like it's putty. The shading on top of the wrist also implies it's either heavily bruised and or mangled. She's broken your wrist horribly, that's not just a firm grasp
Inspired by >>2472809
>>2937475I bet you're just making her run too much. No wonder she looks winded.
>>2937499Not lookin good for /v/mapyoi...
>>2937504I say that
>>2937475happened two days in a row, same error different places in the game. is this another shinko baldy moment? is there a way to check if its my gpu?
>>2937498This is why AI is getting so prominent, people will simply just not notice the smaller details. It’s truly grim.
Is this schizophrenic >bro your light hello?I have my own parents so I can door as much as I want
>anti AI schizo out of nowhere
>>2937525LH's dates are so much energy and stats, you'll miss it even outside of her giving tokens being essential to getting songs online early, but the real question is why the fuck are you borrowing Goldshi
>>2937528>why the fuck are you borrowing GoldshiI'm retarded
>>2937542Of all the cards to borrow, why Golshi
>>2937542Why are you taking it in a first place?
>>2937542Please dont use this brick tier card
>>2937542I assume you're borrowing her for Innate Experience, but I still have to question whether it's worth it over literally any other front card. You could even borrow MTG for a gold heal on a speed card
>>2937550>but I still have to question whether it's worth itIt's not lol
>>2937543>>2937544>>2937550Yes, I'm using Golshi SPD for Innate ExperienceI thought about Maya but I already have Creek, and I don't have enough stamina sparks to run 3 speed + 2 wit + Light Hello
>>2937558You can try it but I think this is insanity. Would like to see the results at least
>>2937558I mean, if we're designing schizo tier whale decks, I'd do Palmer Stam so you don't have to run Bourbon Wit, MTG speed for your recovery, and then Teio/CB and Maru/Kita
>>2937558Golshi is a brick card. She is not worth bricking your entire run to get one gold ability that's not even that amazing. There's gotta be a better way.
>>2937558Bring a raw statstick and be glad you're suffering from success instead of trying to fit an extra gold skill you might not even be able to buy
>>2937563THIS IS THE ONLY WAY ANONTRUST THE PLAN
>>2937566You're already sacrificing Light Hello for retarded reasons. There's got to be another way because you're running in fucking reverse right now
>>2937566>Dutch, you sure we can trust this speed Gold Ship fella? She don't even got any specialty priority
>>2937566I'll be honest, I'd rather have LH and See You Later then Goldshi and Innate
>>2937572>See You LaterExactly, why the fuck would you pass up on that. Why would you pass up on all of the benefits she has to run golshi speed. This guy is trolling or insane
>>2937568>HAVE A LITTLE GOD DAMN FAITH ARTHUR I HAVE A PLAN, JUST ONE MORE RUN AND THE PLAT IS OURS
>>2937575What you see as insane i see as visionary
>>2937558run welfare sirius for best in japan
Apparently kita got loose today and fucked off for a bithttps://x.com/4645aa/status/2098662522476024076
>>2937578I'll tell you what I envision: a big pile of SHIT
>>2937581bro just want to show his gains, let him be
>>2937581>LET ME OUT>LET ME OUUUUUUT>I'VE GOT ONE MORE IN ME YOU RAT BASTARDS>CROIIIIIIIIIX
please do not bully newcutiesthey must be gently pushed in the right direction
>>2937581>fuck this shit, I'm going for a run
>>2937525Its schizophrenic as fuck but do it
>>2937581ok for realsies though could a stallion at kitasan's age be competitive with younger horses though?
>>2937591Too old, he is finished
>vodka when she jobbed to Chadwa
oh shit, I've lost track of my trainee!!!
>>2937595Shadow clones
>>2937575>why the fuck would you pass up on that.Because I'm going runaway SuzukaMy thought process is that if anyone gets anywhere near her she procs her unique and fucks off from SYL/PTO range before it gets to proc. This is also why I won't be buying Top Runner so I should be able to afford Innate + Swinging + Prof + TTL + Concentration and whatever else I need
>>2937594D-Did he died
>>2937591He wasn't even in his prime when he retired. In fact, he became even more muscular after retiring. He challenged the horses on his ranch to run all the time, which made them lose weight and get fit.
>>2937594dude wtf
>>2937601I heard this was the case for Golshi as well. That they retire before they're even at their peak
>>2937260Fourty SIX anon.
>>2937600nothing a "pain pain fly away" can't heal
>>2937600Naaaah he's ok
>>2937594fuck cagers man
>>2937599>Because I'm going runaway SuzukaOkay, now I see the vision. I don't take SYL and Top Runner on runaways either.
>>2937599Not picking up Light Hello is an idiotic mis-step and I will not entertain your madness. Fix your deck. You're missing out on a shit ton of stats, song points, energy conservation, and other things. It will make your runs so much more inconsistent on a class that can't afford to be inconsistent. I'm all for weirdo shit but this is not the play. But you do you neigha
>>2937610I do see his vision. I think its worth a try even if I dont think it will amount to much.
>>2937611The vision is retarded. It's not about having enough SP to buy an extra gold skill. It's about exchanging the most valuable card in the scenario for literally the worst speed card on the planet to grab a gold skill that's barely going to affect your runaway's consistency. What will happen is the quality of your runs will fucking plummet because you shot yourself in the foot to do some meme shit. By all means, knock yourself out. The sooner you realize whatever you're cooking IS schizo nonsense, the sooner you can come back to reality and fix your deck.
>>2936977About 30 min until the first plane takes off. At this point please bring whatever mayanos you have and any and all debuffers, no restrictions on count or stamina.Tower 1: 94867923Tower 2: 41935918
>>2937599Show us your resolve. Do it
>>2937610>It will make your runs so much more inconsistent on a class that can't afford to be inconsistent.I think you missed>I have my own parents so I can door as much as I want
>>2937618Wait did I miss a >fun race WHAT
>>2937591It's not surprising to see horses aged 8 or even 9 on the upper end in races though they usually aren't favorites, Gaia Force and Seiun Hades are 7 and competitive with younger senior-class on their good daysKita is 14. They forced him into the breeding shed before it was his time, and he probably wouldn't have motivation issues plus they haven't been running him constantly for all these years like the real seniors, but I wouldn't be too hopeful
>>2937621>I have my own parents so I can door as much as I wantNigga no amount of roided out parents will make up for the cost of having light hello be gone from your deck.GOLSHI IS NOT A SPEED CARD. SHE IS A SHITTY ROAMER. YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST RUN TWO SPEED CARDS AND SWITCH HER OUT FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE THIS IS RETARDED
>>2937622>Yurofaggots that complain about never getting >fun races when its time to join a >fun race
>>2937604Yes, the risk of continuing to race and having something bad happen to a truly one of a kind horse is just too great, so owners usually pull out when they can. In fact, if Kitasan had died from injury because he hadn't retired, we wouldn't have Equinox or a bunch of other Kitaspawns, so I totally get the sentiment. Even though I'm sure he can be a nine crowns horse like Ai.
>>2937604Goldshi was more that he was smart enough to not push himself as hard as other race horses do
>>2937628That tail shot NINE feet in the air
>>2937625IT IS RETARDED, LET HIM COOK
>>2937628>yurofaggots is one person
>>2937632>HURR HURR GUYS IF I PUT WHIP CREAM ON THIS PEPPERONI PIZZA MAYBE THAT WILL BE SECRETLY DELICIOUS>NO RETARD YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN THE PIZZA>EH WHATEVER>pizza is now soggy creamThis happened and I'm still mad about it
>>2937633she looks so retarded I love her
>>2937633I wish they were zero personnaaah just playin
>>2937636Why are sprinters like this. They all have that one track mind where they're borderline special needs. Bakushin's basically Urara-tier and Calstone doesn't seem that different
>>2937640Bakushin is so smart she gets special classes all for herself!
At what point of trying to grind out a grandparent do you call it quits. After how many failied days/weeks? What's the amount of time you need before the CM to ensure you have enough to make the other parent and aces? Talking about for Arima Kinen right now. When's the cutoff point for you where you're like "fuck this i'm not doing anymore grandparents" because I might be approaching that soon. Game is giving me shit for sparks
>>2937625I use Fuku Speed for GL and it's still really good. Spe prio is the biggest scam stat in the game
>>2937645Bro, I'm not saying to use Spe's card. That's a fucking meme image. Fuku Speed is a great speed card that has all sorts of other benefits for inflating your stats, but it's not traditionally seen as a stat stick card, rather more like a friend card. Either way it blows Golshi's piece of shit card out of the water. Golshi does not give you 150 initial stats neigha. When I say bring literally anything else I don't mean send in Urara guts. If you're going to run Golshi as a "third" speed card to sacrifice Light Hello, you might as well run Light Hello because Golshi's zero priority means you might as well be running two speed cards.
>>2937579Team Sirius can't be used in GL
I love Sprintards.
>>2937644Personally, I take my existing umas, find a decent grandparent and then just start working on parents if it's for the upcoming CM, so if I was you, I'd not feel super pressured until Scorpio actually starts.If you've done weeks of runs and failed to get anything, your standards are probably way too high though.
>>2937582>Gold Ship Speed? More like Gold Shit because that's what it is, a turd with a bit of gold sprinkled in. Oh cool, the card has Uma Stan, Groundwork and SP Bonus, Innate Experience could be nice for longs maybe. Except the card has no specialty priority, none at all. You think trying to get Kitasan into speed was bad? Gold Ship lands on speed as often as /v/mapyoi looks good. Not that it matters, you won't even get the good hints because the rest of the hint pool is littered with jack shit. But it's not like I can really complain, it was free and it's not like we were ever forced to use it. It's like digging in the cat litter and finding a turd, what else would you expect?
>>2937651My standards really aren't that high. I'm looking for a little bit of stamina sparks. At least 2*s. The game is giving me fucking nothing. I can't afford to just not have stamina sparks on my parent. This CM is not like that, the next CM is not like that. My standards aren't high, but it requires you to bring mostly stamina sparks, especially if you want to run something like front. I'm not trying to fetch five different whites. I'd even be fine if this GP didn't have groundwork or any decent whites. Hell, give me a pace chaser pink. But I need fucking stamina and the game wont give it to me.
Just got the little gremlin from 1 ticket. Is she a capable end for future CMS? I'm talking about B Finals, nothing too fancy.
>>2937650Bakusex
>>2937659She's a strong medium pace
>>2937653>I'M GONNA SHOVE THESE SHITTY CARDS UP YOUR ASS
>>2937659Base tama is late/end, festive tama is too pace focused to not use
>>2937659Fellow B grouper here, but i thought that festival tama was supposed to be a pace chaser? No clue why, but thats what ive heard from 'ere
>>2937665She's a generalist but slightly more focused on being closer to the front because of Killer Tunes. Technically, Killer Tunes can work as a Late or End but it's less likely and if you're up there, then you're way past Late/End accel range anyways.
>>2937660For me its hair down Bakushin in a suit, imagine how sweaty it will get after running
>>2937618final boarding call for room 1, room 2 will takeoff after I post the results for the first
>>2937680>pickek
>>2937680That's a good Top Gunny
>>2937662>Kris S for Lose Yourself!>Power Daiwa for Neck and Neck!>Daichii Ruby for Lightning Surge!>Guts Bakushin for In High Spirits!>And last but not least, Guts Bamboo for Full of Vigor!
>>2937659>>2937665>>2937673Hello, I can shed some insight!>>2937283
>>2937696KEK
I got a giant android tablet laptop thing hand me down, is there a way to get the game to play like the steam version horizontally? it looks comical on a 14 inch screen, feels like Falco's going to reach out and grab me and tell me to install her app
>>2937701>Don't even use shit card if you don't have to!
>>2936854good one anon
>>2937680the first tower has been struck, not enough debuffers to put a dent into the top gunsplease join the second room with more debuffers
>>2937700Thanks for the insight! Will use her in the next medium/long CMs, whenever they will come.
Birds
Birds?
Would you rather have unlimited carats and no umas or unlimited umas and no umas?
>>2937734>unlimited umas and no umasQue?
>>2937730Birds?
>>2937719THE TOWER FALLS ON JUDGEMENT DAY
Birds....
>>2937202The game is bullshit, I've seen 550 stamina end Xog win (vs my 920 stamina ace).
>>2937748Xog was probably too intelligent to get tired
No more birds
>>2937604They say Goldshi was smart enough to not show his full potential, and he was running faster when he retired
>>2937260>not including my RiceYou are a villain.
>>2937719The second tower doesn't fare much better with the poor mob umas caught in the crossfire and an apt 6th placer. One Mayano was shot down but four make it through.Tower 1https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Sj63_1ZLfMMg8jsEWSWEN8aWTower 2https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Cak_g_MJnqybQqS7ERd350XH
>>2937591Oju Chosan, THE jump horse peaked at like 7 years old when he set track records some believe may never be broken. And he still won a freaking 4250m G1 jump race when he was 11 years old. Wonder Acute holds the record for oldest flat G1 winner, I think he was 9 years old at that point?But Kitasan is 14 or something, you aren't winning against younger horses at that point.
>>2937768
>>2937767I can't speak for that guy, but none of you should have won because I didn't win. Fuck you.
>>2937776what a sore loser
>>2937777WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME MOTHER FUCKER
>>2937768You could have prevented this /v/ma...
I know people who DIED at that shit
>>2937777Quads of a healthy winner
>>2937777
>>2937784I only know this bit from oneyplays lol>>2937788>will never have a clingy neet GFWhy live
The fact that this is enough to comfortably keep a club in B+ says a lot about the number of complete dead end clubs.
Oh boy is it seething over $5 dollars worth of carats hours again?
Can I get some feedback on this Sweepy? Any ideas on how to build her for this CM without jeopardizing her ult?I believed this would do rather well but she aint winning much in rooms
>>2937795It’s not a club from here, I don’t care how many carats you neighas get. I still just think it shows how many actual dead clubs are clogging up the lower ranks.
>>2937801The average player does a run every now and then when bored, they don't give a fuck about fan runs or gay shit like that. If they happen to like sprinters or dirters or something and just play their careers they may pull 5m fans on a good month.
>>2937803This. Its a waifu collection game, with some multiplayer endgameslop on the side. Im on the other hand surprised at how many people (putside of here) take the game this seriously
If you can't beat them join them. I'm a bit handcuffed by shit end cards, but is something like this what you're aiming for? Fully aware she needs uma stan and better recoveries than levelheaded and shake it out.
>>2937810Forgot pic, fuck my chud life
Cheeky niner
>>2937810>>2937815Afaik she needs after school stroll, because it activates at the perfect time as well. So, ASS, 777,and 2 other recoveries
localizers will definitely rob us of this kino
>>2937827Kek, would seiun really say this? Im more interested in how will they localize Tap Dance City saying "Shit!", voiced, in english
Holy cow.
>>2937833Really loud *BEEP*
>>2937837Cygenerous!
>>2937808It's not a waifu collection game because collecting the characters isn't gameplay.
>>2937827???
>>2937827My wife WOULD say this
>didn't sweep the podium in CM>only plays meta uma like xOg>requires two debuffers>non-f2p player>bragging about winning in CMsTOP KEK
>>2937855
>>2937860Sweeping the podium while running two debuffers would be impressive
Did you know that if you became German you'd spell her name by transmuting the Us into Os, the c into K and drop the last E?
>>2937525on my first run after dropping light hello i get hit with more mood down events than when i run light hello
>>2937799The lack of DS hurts. Early Start only has 20% of the speed boost of the gold. Power could also be higher, you rely on skills for late race accel but the uphills cover a lot of distance so power helps in the mid race.Other than those two points I think she looks great, just keep in mind that it's still hard to win when every accel you have is a gamble.
>>2937879I intentionally evaded Daring Strike because on previous iterations it killed her ult way too frequently. I honestly dunno where my power went, she's supposed to be a 20% power character ffs. On winning the main issue as always is how finicky is her ult.
>>2937877No one gives a shit about German
>>2937877Wonder Akot?
>>2937827>>2937855This would probably be trannylated to something like ‘it’s mid af’.
>>2937877I won’t pull her but I may jerk off to her.
>>2937886Man I’ve not had Daring Strike fuck up her ult.
>>2937827Sei must pay
Holy shit I finally slept as much as I needed instead of drinking all night. I feel great
>>2937886It's a late/end heavy CM, I don't know how consistent you can get the ult to be.If you really want to intentionally cut back on mid race I would suggest still getting DS but cutting down on End/Medium generic speed skills and instead getting more final spurt speed, but the only thing that comes to mind for that is inherits (already filled by Mejiros) and NUra scenario skills which are inherit-only. That's probably not feasible.
>>2937901>Libra Cup>The most frontloaded CM we've had recently>Scorpio>XOguri slop and different flavors of single ace + 2 debuffersAnon please... surely you are intelligent enough to understand lobby composition vary from CM to CM.
New Haru alt when?
>>2937913>New Haru alt when>New Opera alt when>New Rudolf alt when>New Groove alt when>New Condor alt when
>>2937910Sadly none of them triggered. And that Sweep was with Fast Learner and 3k SP so I dunno if I could afford them otherwise unless I land another Fast Learner.
>>2937909Good job anon.
>>2937909big W
The difference in the design quality of the casual clothes on early Uma Musume and the new ones is so big man... Can they revisit the early deisgns? Brian and Ryan deserved better
>>2937928brian's fit is dope and fucking fly
>>2937932Ok Mr.Okkotsu
>>2937932that oversized shirt and tight fit pants make her look like she has chicken legs. Nevermind that the fashion doesn't fit her personality at all. At least Ryan's fashion diagonally fit her personality.
>>2937922>>2937924Did I miss anything fun last night?
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>2937932>>2937936A modernized version would have some texture on the shirt instead of white smooth nothingness.
>>2937928My wife is ogma and she mogs every numa
>>2937932This. Brian looks hot asf in her fit
>>2937943That picture has boobs, shadows, contrast, texture. >>2937940 the in game version is blank white void.
>>2937794I was clearing out some of my dead follows today and took a look at some of their clubs. Anything in the D range is seriously grim looking. It may as well stand for Dead.
>still undefeated
>>2937938we talked about the etimology of the word jihad and why our neigha isnt in the game
>>2937888Scheise! If we can care about the leprechauns, we can care about the krauts!>>2937890Ah. I got it the wrong way around. Os to Us.>>2937898Pulls for her you will yes.
>>2937951>Granny skirt
rooms please
>>2937953Wunder Akut?
Can we go back to comfy miles CM's again? I can't remember the last time I got 1500+ speed even with triple speed cards. A stamina card ruins the whole scenario.
>>2937957Ja! Du bist recht mein neigha!
>>2937911Everyone complained about End XOggers last CM though?
>>2937959Your stamina sparks bwo?
>>2937947Another proof that lighting changes everything when applied correctly.
>Finally got Bourbon's casual fitThe gang's all here.
>>2937939Wrong pic, bwo
I've been burning TP refills for a week trying to make parents and I have literally nothing to show for itI'm going to have to start building aces with my dogshit old parents, otherwise I'll be up shit creek when the CM gets here. It might already be too late.....I'm sorry, King. I really am trying my best for you
>>2937968I use plenty of stamina sparks. I still need a stamina card to hit 800+ stamina and a recovery. And I'm currently trying to build for the long CM, you aren't just sparking that.
>>2937960But Acutebro...I have 15k carrats and want Rob Roy...I will use my saved up tickets instead, it isn't much, but its like 15 rolls
>>2937975Don't worry Kingbro, all that matters is that you did your best for her
For that anon who was having a hard time finding urara, I found her in Osaka lol. Also if I wasn't good at crane games I would hate this country with every fiber of my soul.
>>2937981It's just depressing that my best isn't first-rateI've started to actively dislike Vodka for how much she's been refusing to drop sparks, or just deciding not to win the Arima KinenStill unsure what King's deck needs to be. Whether I can get away with a power card or stamina card. I only have oLB Creek, so it's have to be an SR
>>2937989First rate isn't about success, its about doing your best and not losing heart, show what deck you are working with right now, while I did bench Kingu for the next two CMs, I do run her a lot
>>2937986What? That's not Urara that's some dumb horse... Where's the fumos and bean dolls like REAL Japan?
>>2937993figured I'd see what happened with 3 speed. I've been getting some good reliability out of the Vodka speed card. It's unfortunate that I have my borrow slot monopolised by NN wit, but it's that or not have OYL
still prepping for CM19 and got a 2*pow 2*med parent with 5*stam 5*med gramps, if I want to use this should I borrow a staminamaxxed parent or a stam/pow hybrid?
>>2937959Milecasinos are boring because there's no opportunity to gain an advantage over other players by being better at the game.
>lose the downhill witcheck, lose the race>for two CMs in a rowthis sucks
>>2938015So true xis, nothing better to showcase your skill than yet another xog + double dom slop fest
>>2938007Getting your stamina from blue sparks is all or nothing because you have to click speed training so many more times than you normally would to raise your power.
>>2936901>Hey spechan what would you do if armenian spe knocked on your door
>>2938015
>>2938024
>>2938015>better at the gameYou mean whoever grinded the most runs until they finally hit>medium s>all event chains finished>hit the statlines
medium is the most disgraced distance nowtokyo 2400 is good, every other track this year has been xogslop double dom spam
>>2937928Nah Brian's outfit is better
Mile CM is the best CM for GLMedium is almost always XOguri slop and filled with debuffer faggotrySprints are fun but too RNG. Arguably Sprinters Stakes ain't so badLongs is cancer with how hard is building up stamina in GL
>>2938039The last mileslop was also an Oguri + two debuffers CM but nobody cared because the expectations were low to begin with.
>>2937997first attempt wasn't terrible, but I definitely think I need a power card in there. The question is - who gets the axe to make room?
I'm sick of GLslop
>>2937977Just roll with your gut! That's how you get your oshis!
>>2938049I personally think GunLance is kino
>>2938022well I take it that means I don't want a stamina card either then. hope the 2*pwr is not that big of a detriment, thanks.
>>2938054I recognize this racehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSq0iRyfb8E
>>2938045Your 18 stamina sparks?
>>2938047miles are way more competetive thoughsure xogger is still strong, but so are many other umas.for medium sloppa xogger benefits from like 5 different unique priviledges, the gap is much bigger.
>>2938054This is true. I got 2 umas I wanted (Buena and Phaeton) this month by listening to my instincts as a gamer.
>>2937997>>2938048Sorry for being late, I would say axe Daiwa and I suppose you could try with power but your stamina is a bit on the low side and Kingu has +20% power so yeah...You got Sweepy SR for speed? Could try her instead of Vodka who I always saw as a mile card, oh and do you have Cafe SR? Its a good stamina card
>>2938048Kingu has 20% power growth so it’s fine, you need a stam card more than anything and since she has 0% speed growth your safest option is dropping the Scarlet wit. I’m going to assume you don’t have Sweepy SR speed?
>>2937994You have to free all the rice showers first for the real japan
>>2938072Don't do this, the prophecy warns of the disaster it would bring!
>>2938069I have Cafe SR stam at MLBSweepy is sadly at 3LB. Missing that final uncapI was considering running either Vodka or Marvelous Sunday SSR power, or maybe Daitaku Helios SR. Vodka and Helios both have 70+ priority, so they might be strong picks. Then again, Marvy gives her gold skill, so...>>2938070I was concerned about not hitting the 1200+ power mark, since i know that's important
Is JPbro around?
>>2938045I have hopes for Long CMs because hopefully the umas with stam growths will get to shine, all GL has been so far is speed/power growth slopThere is no force on earth that can make sprintcasinos fun thoughbeit
Will they ban support umas along with debuff umas for certain CMs?
>>2938059>Smart Falcon ulting in the final spurtThis race was clearly rigged.
>>2938079I've been training Cafe. It's miserable, she absolutely refuses to get her speed up even with triple speed cards. Regular zero rainbow turns and just constant single speed rainbows that do next to nothing.
>>2938079It doesn't really matter how big is the stam growth bonus if you have to use an stamina card. Arguably Cafe might get away without one with her 30% growth that allow you to rawdog those stam clicks during summer if you bring enough stam sparks.
>>2938080Damn that's some reverse prisoner's dilemma shit, cool skill.
soon...
>>2938077>Then again, Marvy gives her gold skill, so...Marvy is an Agemasen and pretty much just not worth it outside of MANT. The power you've hit there is fine anyway, and could even crack 1200 if you get a bit more luck with the shitty GL store. Her stamina is an issue though especially if you cop some turbo debuffniggers. Use the SR Cafe stam.
>>2938082My cafe can hit max speed but I have to bring Maru for the statstick, and that locks out my borrowslot so i have to either run her without any good cards or turn her into an end closer and run CB, but then I can't use her recov and need to get lucky with white recov hints>>2938083I've been running her with full stam sparks and most runs end with around 900 stam, thats probably good enough for Arima but anything else is not gonna workShit kinda sucks but its way better than B mile /C dirt lol
Incapable of living without crutches
>>2938093I'm gonna be doing this as well because fuck Grand Live
>>2938093Literal wheelchair uma
>>2938090thanks for the advice. I'll try switching Daiwa for Cafe on my next attemptSince i'm also planning to run Gold City, and thus won't need to borrow Nature wit, is Creek SSR stam just objectively better? Or would I be better borrowing a more powerful speed card?
>>2938103Shichi will likely need a stam card as well, and depending on which one you use is in a similar boat to Kingu as far as growths go.
Weak
>>2938012
>>2938115I need Shakur to look at me like that more often
TO THE DUMB NIGGER THAT KEEPS REQUESTING SASHESRead the fucking club chat
>>2938120Just tell her about your opinion on AI, bro.
Greenma
>>2938126Kiseki is not that big
>>2938125... Its alright when its not used by retards or shitskins?
>>2938128Gotta wait for the Groove genes from Ruler to kick in
>>2938129>Its alright when its not used by retardsThis is a paradox.
>>2938129>Calls other retards>It's a retard
>>2938132>>2938133I mean, i dont know, i heard that it was used in hospitals or something to detect cancer or some shit. Of course generating images to repost on a kyrgyzstanian agricultural forum is stupid
>>2938129
>>2938136Shakur... Shacute!
>>2938125I hate my job so I just slop it up while pretending to work most of the time.I do not use it if I care about the process. So not for art as shitty as it may be, nor cooking, nor my other hobbies. 0 use in my free time. If I don't care but I still have to do it, I will slop it up. It's not like I can undo the creation of this abomination so I might as well benefit from it in the form of free time
>>2938128She isn't exactly small either
>>2938083She doesn't need much stam sparks when you're forced to pay the kris S tax. *3 should enough. But yeah, it's a struggle between making parent with wit sparks or speed instead. Something that you'll scrap after CM20 since you won't need it anymore.
>>2937799A bit late, but as someone that ran Sweepy a lot in the past months I don't think her ult is worth enough to kill your midrace without Daring Strike. As a secondary ace-debuffer she won me games in previous CMs even without triggering her ult: the only situations in which she's boned in my experience is when you try to fight for midrace, get to 5th, and then get swallowed again in 7th or something. If you get in 6th-5th you are getting enough accel from Pump and MPB. In this CM is a bit worse on Ends because you can't hedge your bets to win in 3rd-4th with Blossom like shorter CMs, but not having Daring to push past the wall of Late debuffers and the End Xogs with DS looks like a recipe for disaster.
Happy birthday to me (well it was last month but the fig got delayed)
>>2938169Based, and congrats
>>2938151That's a whole lot of tasty Uma feet
>>2938169Happy birthday, and damn that fig looks damn nice and hot. My wife has a very good one but it costs basically double that, I don't know if I can afford it
I've used this card a lot, but I never really stopped to look at it. Now that I have I can't help but feel like we have been robbed of gyaru Neicha.
>>2938188Helios' rings make it look like she nailed her ear to her cover with them
gyarus arent real
>>2938188gyaru Neicha has a lot of potential, but with 2 different racewears already I know it will never happen>>2938196don't say that...
>>2938196And i cry because of it daily
why do I not get Light Hello date after junior year sometimes?
>>2938196We silly global players are just too stupid to know what they are.
>>2938196THEY'RE REAL TO ME DAMMIT
>>2938188Its weird how many friendgroups neicha shows up inShe's like "that guy" from high school
>>2938196Ehhh I think they are still a thing among japanese youth, but probably not the stereotypical orange onesIf I understand it correctly, its a sort of rebellion against strict japanese social norms, kinda like punk, hm
>>2938201it's random chance every turn after you train with her for the first timethe earlier you do the first training, the more chances you have to activate dating
>>2938209>but probably not the stereotypical orange oneThese definitely still exist and god do they look fucking terrible in the flesh.
>>2937735https://youtube.com/watch?v=q2I4T8Q5miY
>>2938188>>2938198Actually Neicha's original concept art was going to be a gyaru, she was bratty and wanted a "rich and handsome boyfriend" so we almost got Gyaru Neicha. Thankfully they changed her into Wife Neicha, she is so much better
>>2938210you don't need green friendship? I remember Riko was like that
>>2938228Gyaru and wife aren't necessarily exclusive, tho
>>2938231used to be, but now all pal card dates were changed to only require the initial training for the unlock to appear. even riko works like that now.
>>2937640You CAN interpret some of the things that Bakushin says as knowing you're "fooling" her, and she's just humoring you because she realizes she won't change your mind.Also she CAN do math, which Haru can't.
>>2938228oh, I remember reading that neicha was meant to be a bit of a gold digger, and yeah the current version is perfect
>>2938245I hate gold digger types, such a good change
>>2938202>dark skin with leopard print
>>2938202Who even is this newma?
>>2938270I wish I could tell you but her name is literally unspellable
>>2938270Phosphophyllite
>>2938202>>2938267She just reminds me of that Huniepop chick that dressed exactly the same
>>2938281I miss Huniepop...
>>2938270Sexy kunoichi
>>2938270Phalaenopsis but recolored to be a brownma it looks good on her ngl
>>2938270Psychomantis
>>2938270Phallusnopiss
>>2938209both style of gyaru, the Heisei era and the current evolved ones are still very much active, just like lolita fashion, it's just none of them are the the big fashion subculture with the girls in japan at the moment, that one is jirai kei which integrated both lolita and gyaru styles for itself
>>2938292Lucky Lilac my beloved
>>2938202Very nice.
>>2938202holy shit this edit actually looks good, very cute
>>2938240Apparently if you only have 0lb, you need to train with them twice?
>>2938299Sorry to break this to you but the tweet I took the picture from said it was made with AI
>>2938301Never heard of that, but you kinda want to train with Hello quite a few times for the tokens so I don't think it changes much
>Seuin fishing.png
>>2938301someone just made shit up and you believed it
>>2938302I don't mind, ai is a tool like any other if he knows how to use it all the better
This scenario is such a fucking nigger
SUPPORT BONUS CHECK!!!
>>29383095% is good enough
is this good? I was chasing reset to start another run for my final borrow so I kinda just panic bought skills at the end
>>2938313It's the turn before second Summer and I need all the bonus I can to try and dig out of the whole my dumb whore speed have left me in.
>>2938312+22.76%
>>2938312I could just spend on my other cards but I wanna upgrade my umas first, also going back and forth from class 5 to 6 is fine.
>>2938318Hard sell without complete skills. Bwo your see ya later?
Go on without me.....
>>2938325yeah I forgot to finish that too. what other skills are important? steady descent? I'm more concerned about my aces not dying than winning if I'm being honest
>>2938326and here I have 97k, who are you saving for? I'm only hoarding carats for umas really
>>2938330Allot, this will practically be all gone come next scenario if I'm very unlucky
>>2938327The key accel is descent and solid strike. As for stam, it depends on room composition. 750+gold should be enough to tank dom with sprinkled stam debuff.
>>2938334godspeed anon, may lady luck bless you
The sheer level of downright Jewish Niggery I get out of my speed cards needs to be studied I swear to God they just refuse to train.
>>2938334I'll just be the openchud after L'arc. I can't handle scenario tax every 3 months anyway.
>>2938337well... solid strike is there at least. I also have this from a few days ago, which is better?>>2938318
>>2938344I became an openchud because of mant
>>2938345Top has shrewd step to get you ahead of pace xogger.
this is just like Kiryuin back when Ura was the only scenario, I thought more umas would be linked here.
You think it'd look weird to commission something and tell them to just use on of the in game backgrounds as the background?
>>2938312Weakling
>>2938345Your only accels are just head-on and nimble, they are good but shouldn't be your main accel because if you're lucky pace you have almost nothing, you really want Descent, either white or gold. Also something like Barcarole + Angling is the way to go for paces, but as long as you have Descent, you could skip on angling.
>>2938360so what you're saying is if I bring a front then this would no longer be a problem
>>2938362That works too but you're still gambling on your 2 accels to proc, Descent is just more consistent this time around.
>>2938355Eh, think most would thank you for freeing them from making backgroundNot popular among artistic folk, I heard
Getting descent is too hard and I forgot to spark it in, what do I do?
>>2938355not really no, you are saving them time if anything
>>2938365yeah my problem is basically this >>2938372 and relying on Oguri hints is kind of a pain. I'm training Fine to make up for it at least but that just covers one slot.
>>2938371>>2938373I'm not asking if it's a weird request I'm asking if it would LOOK weird to just slap that background behind something hand drawn
>>2938372oguri wit has the hint. borrow her, she also has pretty good gold.
God damn Umas always forcing or even tricking their trainers into signing marriage certificates
>>2938376if you have to choose, go for Nishino wit instead, Solid strike is very good, but it's even more rng than the other 2.The better solution is to make/search for a parent that has Straight Descent sparks and to buy the Pace skill hints during your run and hope you get it, then you can keep Solid Strike.
>newma postingI sleep
>>2938377ask for transparent png?
>>2938389You should embrace it, yours was one at one point
>>2938389Someday you will learn to love the newmasI was the #1 newma hater on /vm/a until her.
>>2938241>Also she CAN do math, which Haru can't.See, normally if you go one on one with another Umamusume, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a class representative and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Yamanin Zephyr to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sprinters Stakes, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Zephyr KNOWS she can't beat me and she's not even gonna try! So Nishino, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sprinters Stakes. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we were to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sprinters Stakes.See Nishino, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sprinters Stakes.
I hate scotland or wherever the fuck she's from
>>2936733Damn, I recognise that artstyle, he really should ignore the yakuza and do what he usually does with his shortstacks.
>>2938398Is this real dialogue?
>>2938396>/vm/a
>>2938402but it'll be more fun!
>>2938408it's time to let go
>>2938411Just because we are somewhere else doesn't mean we are different, friend
how tf do you get enough points to buy everything you need? and how tf do you get supports to finish their events?
>>2938389Newmas are just friends we haven't met yet.
>>2938402She is IRISH
>>2938379How are the chances? She seems to have a ton of hints right?
>>2937605Alright, thats the last edit since there's no longer any space nor unique umas that wonOUR HEROES OF THE SECOND LIBRA CUP
>>2938438Feels good that my wife is represented
My Virgo win is worth 1000000 of your Libra Mickey Mouse cup wins.
If I’m training a Halloween Doto for this CM, am I ok with maxing out on stam sparks since she has maestro as a potential, or do I have to run a stam card? It feels like a waste to run Creek when she already has the gold skill, and my borrow slot is already taken up by Oguri if I wanted to borrow a different stam card.
>>2938431Idk how hint frequency works, but i get 3-4 hints from her per run. She has 12 skill hints, so might need some runs to get straight descent.
>>2938438God damn it I should've been there
>>2938438>Made it to the collage representing my wife
>>2938438Bottom row, second from the left. Who is that? Did they cover her face because she's ugly?
>>2938445Feels like pace needs insane amounts of stam to not instantly fold to stam debuffers
>>2938420- Get more stamina so you have to buy Kyoto Racecourse- Pace Chaser Savvy is useless- Speed Star is overpriced for what it does- Do not double circle greens, not worth it unless it's the only thing you can buy
>>2938445If you can get parents with full stam sparks, yeah use that and do 3/2 with oguri wit borrow.
>>2938453Brian....
>>2938438This is good and reminds me a little bit of the >E3 squilliams (RIP) should be the next OP imo.
>>2937233>My screen wasn't usedWell that hurts.
>>2938451>wife is there but from another trainer because I got secondNothing feels worse than that
>>2938438don't ever do this again
>>2938455I keep buying Savvy because of muscle memory and I didn't even notice I got double Fall, I'm retarded. Noted on Speed Star though, I'll get something else next time, thanks.
>>2938449But groove is there, I would know I'm in it and I won plat
>>2938438Aren't some of these in Group B?
>>2938460Whos your wife anon? It only counts UNIQUE umas, so if your uma is already represented. It's not going in twice
>>2938438I hate the milecasino
>>2938468NOT MY BRIGHT! GLORY TO ASTER
>>2938466To elaborate a bit on Speed Star, you are paying full price for an skill that got 30% less duration than other skills. You can make this more bearable by reducing the cost using books tho.The place you may want to buy Speed Star are most sprint and mile tracks in which there is a chance it leads to a carryover.
>>2938463>waifu is there but from another trainer.>because my waifu jobbed and my backup won.>My backup is there and cucked someone else
bragging about winning a mileslop is embarassing
>>2938476Doto's evolved speed star will have the same duration as daring strike. That will surely be worth it...
>>2938438Hopefully I can get one of HEROES 1st again, but it's looking rough
>>2938478>b-b-bragging a-about w-winning *SNIFF* a m-miles-slop is e-embarassing *SNIFF*
Roomas?
>>2938477Unironically me with FineMo (two CM crowns so far) and Grass Wonder (Only one crown despite Grass being my favourite)It's not so bad tho, FineMo is my 3rd favouriteThen there is Digitan having 2 crowns despite being my second favouriteI'm sorry Grass
>>2938486Host em, I wanna test out some new stuff
>>2938469I don't have a wife, only an oshi.
>>2938468Yes, our Group B HEROES!
>>2938496Oh, well pearl is in the compilation. Upper middle next to taishin.
>Messing around in the concert theater>Notice the Umayon song has a shot of all 5 singers' faces lined up>"Oh hey I have exactly 5 plat-winning umas, this could make for a cool group picture of them">Vodka...
>>2938504faceless uma
>>2938501Yes anon, I saw. But unless someone censored my own screen for that, since in my excitement over the win I doxxed myself, I got missed for it.
>>2938500I didn't break my spirit mutating just to get called a group B faggot.
>>2938504WHY ARE THEIR HANDS SO SMALL
>>2938468The vast majority of these are plat winners or mentioned the plat from what i read while i was compiling it.
>>2938504Look man, i wouldn't be Vodka if that didn't happen with her shot so it turned out perfect
>>2938512So your cock looks bigger
>>2938511>I'll post my old virgo plat and say it's a new one!>NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
>>2938512Natie's disease was contagious.
>>2938507Oh yeah its prob you then, I censored the self doxxers.
>>2938518>Moving the goalpoasts
>>2938438I never posted mine, but add my plat winner in too!
>>2938526I'm just busting your balls
Thinking ahead a couple of CMs, will power or guts sparks be more desirable for Sprint?
>>2938527>JordanKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
test
>>2938530probably depends on your individual setup
>>2938527The dummy.....WON?
>>2938527Holy k/v/no>>2938534Were you shitposting too much lad?
>>2938527
>>2938530You're still running 3 speed/2 wit. Unless you have power growth you want power sparks to get fully charged bonus. I really wouldn't bother making freaking guts parents just for one cm.
>>2938527Golshiniggers could NEVER
The only way I could experience Ms. Victoria was by putting on the concert the umas from the last CM I won (back in Aoharu 1). It actually made me happy :D
>>2937354Fronts were objectively quite good.
>>2938527Sorry that she gets such a small corner....I have no more space! She's a late entry
This collage actually pisses me off. Where the fuck was this for Virgo? That was an actual accomplishment to win as it was certified xogslop.
>>2937354>fronts objectively sucked.No, you suck.
>>2938538>Were you shitposting too much lad?I called called a baiter a nigger so janny (faggot, does it for free) gave me a week. In hindsight it was my fault for biting but it would be nice if janny (faggot, does it for free) applied that zeal to niggers who actually break the rules.
>>2938548Second highest winrate as an overall style.
>>2938554Bans for racism are extremely stupid, i call people nigger kike faggots all the time and I nothing ever happens to me. It only happens in select boards I feel /v/ being one of them.
>>2938549Did someone win plat with Curren?
>>2938554Same thing has happened to me, I never got bans for racism until I was here
>>2938558No. Currencels don't play the game.
>>2937354This guy watches sloptubers
>>2938551I can start doing them to commemorate every CM now. Now I am no graphic designer that can make it look good and honorable. But I can mash everyone together in ms paint like I did.
>>2938564My new objective is to hear the wife in Ms. Victoria and to get in a collage
>>2938551Which CM was the first Ms Victoria?
>>2938558Yeah I think so. Curren wasn't doing half bad in haku data.
>>2938567Leo2. The one and only NewUnity CM.
>>2938567The SprintKINO
>>2938567The 16th CM (Leo 2) but it was glitched and would fast forward the win screen.
>>2938548>>2938555>gaslightcows data
vmawon's dump truck...
>>2938574I love /v/ma won
https://x.com/KeibaKate/status/2098758487664726393Yanko a cute
>>2938549>Accidentally doxxed some of the self-doxxers when I was moving layers to make spaceThis stuff is hard. Anyway, here.
>>2938579My wife
If anyone wants to make collage or document past events, this was the thread for the very first Ms Victoria.https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2741511/
>>2938573If he had a narrative to push you'd think he'd want to be right. What's the alternative, 'raku? Why would that would be any better.
>>2938586that is a horse
I thought OguriWit's skill was also an accel. How does it work? Is it good?
>>2938598it does have an accel but you have to gamble on the about quarter chance that it procs late enough to be a meaningful accel
>>2938560>>2938557I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that i report troll posts on occasion. Maybe janny doesn't like it when you expect him to do his actual job.>>2938598It's an vel+accel gamble so it has potential for speed carryover. You pair it with straight descent and pray it's enough to beat Xoggy.
>>2938598Oguri wit has a top tier skill yes, solid strike does give accel too.
>>2938598You know how SMaru died when they made the Maru SSR Speed card?Well this was their attempt at this but for Xogger. Problem is, Xogger is way more of a broken piece of shit than SMaru ever was, and apparently also gets soft retired after this CM since they purposefully engineer the tracks so that Festive Miracle won't ever be a perfect carryover speed + accel again
>>2938598It's decent enough mid-race speed skill that also happens to have a strong accel bonus. The random activation means it can potentially reach late race.
>>2938604Wait the top tier skill and solid strike aren't the same?>>2938601>>2938602It seemed inconsistent with the 4L requirement
>>2938609It is the same, solid strike is a top tier skill.
Let's race
>>2938602YES! the times I got banned for racism were after I exploded against the janny/troll and reported a bunch of shit
>removed a guy from /v/mapyoi from my followers because he didn't log in for >1 dayNOT LOOKING GOOD
>>2938617
>>2938612Give me like 4 mins, these guys wont start their races.
>>2938607>apparently also gets soft retired after this CM since they purposefully engineer the tracks so that Festive Miracle won't ever be a perfect carryover speed + accel againWell. There is another xogslop CM after this one, 23. But its the GM era by then and there is more counterplay (kitasan white for example, and evolved skills). Then again there is another one in CM39 but by then xog is kind of a joke compared to umas like chrono.
>>2938591i'd take hakuraku data since it's indiscriminately scraped over the finals data that's purely voluntarily user-submitted. the bias in the latter is always going to shift all win rates higher since losses will discourage submissions, while players who put in more effort (stereotypically fronts) will be more likely to win and also be invested enough to submit. the aggregate race data is really the best we have.
>>2938620>two of our neighas in the shakur raceTruly the 4chan uma
>>2937239Thank you everyone for 10 downloads!Check your inboxes!
>>2938607I will forever remember and hold a grudge against all of the trainers here who used a Xogger for the stakes races.
>>2938628KEK
I think BSeiun's potentials are my favourite in the game, too bad I am not good enough to make fronts, nor SMaru (I could get her LB1 with voucher + gem but it feels like a waste especially because my Tachyon is LB3 and Creek LB0)
>>2938631I have very good xoggers but I am not shameless enough to enter her.
At last...
>>2938628What the FUCK is this
>>2938637One more day for me
But where is the PP?
Why does Air Groove keep bringing up her makeup in the lobby messages?
>>2938637saar do not
>>2938642>no firm resolveIt was glue anyways
>>2938643making out with Air Gyaruve...
I need some Air Gravure
>>2937239are you going to put up the source code?
>>2938644Daily shop gave me an extra Digitan star, so its a sign from the divine
>>2938612Alright bring it>>2938627The best
>>2938650Don't do this it creates 60 star pieces gas
>>2938645For extra skills I would be fine with any 2 of Restraint, Firm Resolve, or Mad Dash.
>>2938628You should join my club programmer sama, together. We can surpass oy neigh as strongest in the universe.
>>2938650ENTER
Do NOT open.
>>2938649Maybe one day.IMO putting up the source is inviting people to work on it and I want to work on it myself.>>2938657You think more highly of Oy Neigh than I do
>>2938650>AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE D-D-D-D-D-DIGITAL-SAMA?!?!?!?!!?!?! I-I WAS JUST KIDDING P-P-PLEASE LET ME WIN THE 2001 TENNO SHO (Autumn) M-M-MY DYNASTY MUST C-C-CONTINUE P-PLEASE YOU CAN HAVE DOTO AND MY EARNINGS, EVEN MY CROWN IF YOU WAN- N-N-NO WAIT!!!!!! I KNEEL, I KNEEL, I FUCKING KNEEL, PLEASE SPARE MEEEEAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE-...ACK...!!
I'M 4 DAYS AWAY FROM DIGII WANT DIGII WANT TO SHOW HER MY FETISH TAGS AND WRITE SMUT TOGETHERI WANT DIGI
>>2938642me when I cut my cock off after taking mushrooms
SOON
>>2938665Aye thats fair. Your work is great so I hope you can continue refining it into the ultimate tool
OPEN THE ROOMS
>>2938677No more rooms, Will
>>2938677I can do it, but my team is utter dogshit.
>>2938677I would host but I am watching blizzcon
>>2938687....why?
>>2938687nigger behaviour
>>2938687Why would anyone expect something from modern Blizzshit?
>>2938691>>2938691>>2938691Newest snack since roomas seem inevitable
>>2938689>>2938690>>2938693I play hearthstone
>>2938696I'm so sorry>>2938690
>>2938696not making you any whiter
