>Scorpio CupRace Conditions: 2200 m, Medium, Turf, Kyoto, Right, Firm, Autumn, Sunny, Registration begins September 15th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (September)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1788228201225.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2936627
>>2938691OUR FUARKING HEROES!!!!!!!!!!!! ....and___________ is there too i guess
rooms onegai
>>2938699Host them yourself, I can join
>>2938691My screenshot is not in this because I did not win Libra but I won Virgo without Xog/Rickey/any natural dirt Uma which is 100000000x more impressive than all of these combined.
Awful OP
>>2938691What an achievement, libra truly was the best CM ever.
>>2938702Those are our HEROES you're talking about
Crazy that cha/v/ez fell 1 almost 1 year ago
>>2938709The days of the revolution....I did not think I was gonna make it
>>2938698Yamanin Zephyr
>>2938709Just look at how old this shit is. Remember where you come fromhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/715502626/#q715509840I miss the old days...
good enough for menow I'm off to make long aces
>>2938699Which CM
Small jig before dinner.https://jiggie.fun/mUMkWv
>>2938716I don't in the slightest FUCK BIFF
ive got a question nanohow exactly does stacking velocity from multiple skills work?
>>293871819
>CM the 15thShit that can't be right. I haven't started an ace yet.
>>2938716There was a LOT more hornyposting in the ol board that we like to admit
>>2938723487327104873271048732710
Racing today at Woodbine Race track at the 3rd worst city in Canada! 4 G1s later today.Race 3, choose your winner!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4LPJ5jU_gs
>>2938726At the beginning yes, we were still infant and the game was flavor of the month, until things settled we didn't have our game-first no-porn culture that formed in other gachas
>>2938691UHH RYANBROS? FUKUTARDS? URARACHADS? BAKUSHINSHINS? TICKEZOCRYS? TACHYONLARPS? CREEKLETS? MAMBOMUNS? GOLDSHITS? MAKWEENS? OPERABIRDS? BOURBOTS? SHICHIDIOTS? KITAPITS? VMAWONS? DISCIPLINEFTWS? CONSIDERPALMERS? INARITWOS? REDDITSHAKURS?
JPBro around? I've been trying to hit the 42k in the sex camp scenario to get the 3* ticket, I got painfully close and I'm not sure if that was just a high roll and it's not doable with this deck or any combo of cards I can actually use or if I just am using a poor combo of cards and could hit it otherwise.
>>2938721What do you mean? Your uma in the middle race has a fixed target speed, when you stack skille your uma accelerates to a higher speed temporarily to cover more distance and get into better position. Its why front wars are so intense
>>29387276/9
>>2938721You know how most velocity skills increase target speed for a set duration, which makes the uma try to reach that new speed by going faster right? Stacking multiples of these skills makes that target higher, which makes the try uma go even faster by attempting to reach that higher target during the stacked duration.
>>2938728>FLATTER SUCCESSMY FUCKING HERO LETS GO
>>2938730I did 10 finals repeats for fun and my Ryan won 6/10 of the finals alone. In the end another one of my girls brought it home but my Ryan was stronk, she just got unlucky
>>2938721Your uma has three important values: acceleration, current speed, target speed.99% of velocity skills change your target speed.If your uma is not running at her target speed, she accelerates or decelerates until her current speed matches her target speed.Suppose your uma's target speed is 20.00 m/s.Professor of Curvature goes off, increasing it to 20.35 m/s.While that's active, maybe Prepared to Pass goes off, increasing it to 20.50 m/s (buffs stack).Professor of Curvature wears off, her target speed drops to 20.15 m/s (only Prepared to Pass is active).Prepared to Pass wears off, her target speed goes back to 20.00 m/s.
>>2938728FEELING SUPERSONIC
>>2938730I wouldn't insult her competency and moral character by forcing her to go to the casino.
>>2938727>eating lunch>"alright fine ill join, looks like no one is hopping in">fullNIGGERS TOUNGE MY ANUS
>>2938736So mid race accel is good because it helps you reach target speed faster?
>>2938734>>2938736>>2938740no diminishing returns right?
>>2938730My Gold city came in 2nd during A finals and it stings like a bitch
>>2938727Next set549830295498302954983029
>>2938728>I will followWho is she following?
>>2938747No diminishing returns.I suppose there's the issue that a non-front runner who activates too many speed skills too early can get too close to the front. Then she enters pace down mode, slowing down, which kind of wastes your skills.
>>2938747Not really, you can never have too much mid race even with heavy PDM.
>>2938750We'll never knowAlso high chance #1 C C Kitkat will freak out.
>>2938747No. In theory if you launched a massive number of speed skills at the same time you might lose some effect since you'd need to spend so long accelerating to the target. In practice that's pretty impossible since basically all skills fire at random.
>>2938746Mid race accel is only ever good if comboed with multiple speed skills. Otherwise it does nothing cuz you're already at target speed
>>2938746Generally no because the actual changes in target speed during mid-race tends to be small compared to the default target speed during that segment and most mid race accel skills don't also increase target speed. It can have some effect if you stacked a ton of target speed boosts at once alongside the accel but at that point you're just asking for the stars to align.
>>2938749Next644316996443169964431699
>>2938730>BOURBOTSMine came in 2nd....
>>2938755for late race post accell phase this would be a non issue am i right?cause theres a bunch of skills you can stack and have them go off in sequence
Why are canadian umas such spazzes?
>Maxx Cs on the draw phaseHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>2938758Another117312791173127911731279
>>2938764
>>2938765IM TIRED OF OGURI CAP
>>2938765This looks like so much fun
>>2938763They can get out of hand sometimes.
>>2938769I'm spectating the matches so that I can learn and destroy the fatty.
>finally get ONE (1) decent medium S run after grinding all week>the drunkard WHORE somehow never appears to give me the scenario gold skill for some reason I gotta give the game some praise for how it keeps finding new ways of FUCKING ME IN THE ASS
>>2938771You can't
>>2938765Next856346768563467685634676>>2938764Normal summon Robina
Making End Oguri is too fucking hard
>>2938777I thought Taishin was going to win there
>>2938776You can if you bring 2 debuffers and a strong ace
>>2938728A combination of #2 Scotch Scar with a late spurt and #6 Chinook gassing out right at the end leads to a last second win for Scotch Scar!The jockey is Japanese by the way.
>doto takeoff
>>2938777Close one but alas880386898803868988038689
>>2938733Hey how come your Gimlet card is already MLB'd!?
>>2938779its so worth it though
>>2938764I accept the challenge and d*ck herAnd then I d*ck her
>>2938793It's a jp screenshot he's training Polyurethane
It's dober
>>2938793What Chunni pussy does to a mf
we need a second pair of rooms, there's simply not enough of you to be tormented with xog+double debuffs with a single host
>>2938790Another one104278871042788710427887
>>2938801Isn't the point of rooms to test against a proper comp?
>>2938798Damn, the Gimlet card is so good, JPdacchis are still using it?
>>2938801but I would NEVER host myself
>>2938801>Implying I have trained even a single ace for this xoggery
>>2938798I know that, why is his Gimlet MLB but ours isn't!?It being given at the same time, no?
>>2938803Yes, that's why we should name and shame those with B graded level Umas that join since they fuck up the entire purpose of rooms.
>>2938807I wonder if that anon managed to get her
>>29388026/9>>2938810It's following the schedule of Umayuru back then
>>2938796Yeah but I can't do it
Race 4 at Woodbine in Canada. Pick your winner!
>>2938806trvth nvkv...853815158538151585381515
>>2938810That card was given out a billion years ago in JP
>>2938807FASTER
>>2938814>>2938821Huh? I thought we were getting Gimlet because of new season, anon told me we aren't getting these promotional cards>>2938818Kinzie Girl!
>>2938802Potentially220426772204267722042677
>>2938818>Tap my desire
A weapon to surpass Uma Gear
>>2938828Please don't lewd mine and my wife's daughter, thank you.
>>2938833Your wife and daughter are hot.
Yep, I am fucked. Goddamnit, without Creek I just can't get enough stamina, but if I borrow her, I can't borrow Fine for enough Wit.
>>2938824Another958087619580876195808761
>>2938818How is de paulo riding both backstreet emma and kinzie girl
>>2938837Have you tried the Biwa cope card? No gold but if you use it on an uma with a gold recovery it should do you good
>>2938839
>>2938839That's the trainer my neighy
>>2938839Mitosis
>>2938820109979401099794010997940
>>2938691Holy shit, this is pretty amazing
Is the event story any good? I wanna MLB Ardan wellfare card and try it out as a third speed card on Doto, heard its quite decent
It'll Be More Fun has pissed me off one too many times so I'm building a soulless Pace Xog insteadHow many Stamina sparks do I need to get away with not running Creek? Is 12 Stam/6 Power the sweet spot?
>>2938840The steampunk one? Sure why not trying it right away
>>2938847you don't need to read it to max the card
>>2938844Doto a cute!
>>2938823Maybe he was referring to the support cards that came with codes in the anime BDs
Windy!
>>2938852Well yes, I CAN skip it, but I wanna know if I should read it first while my TP is recharging>>2938855The what now?
>>2938838Donkey business686726566867265668672656
>problem: I only have LB1 creek>solution:
Phala...Phalatentropis? Phalanopsis?
>>293884812/6 is fine yeah
>>2938847The card is not very good but if you don't have a heal built-in it's your best option if you are opposed to Stamina cards and don't have your own Creek (since you don't have your own Wit Oguri)I tend to not mind the stories in these events and don't think they're all awful, but this one was pretty bland with basically no moments to explore the characters involved further or show them in a different light. They are super motivated to put on the ceremony but then they figure out they are performing what they think it's about instead of what it is about and delve into its history and each end up embodying an aspect of that (which was already part of their preexisting personalities instead of mixing it up). So if you know anything about the characters they will pretty much just act as themselves
>>2938627I'm more excited for Shakur Cup than I am for Scorpio Cup
>>2938844360524933605249336052493
>>2938858Fueled by ramen789693527896935278969352
>>2938870wait why is /v/mapyoi represented by King now?
>>2938818#8 Backstreet Emma blasts past the others with a late surge and takes the win for race 4!1st G1 is up next in estimated 30 minutes if the program is correct.
>>2938857The support cards that came with the anime BDs, along with a rainbow crystal if I recall correctly, like this one https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30059-mihono-bourbon
>>2938870There's been a /v/mapyoian revolution????Not looking good!
>>2938847eh it's okay, there is some Manzai comedy with oguri and tama but outside of that I found the story boringthough I did find it hilarious about the whole warning the girls get that if their performance isn't good enough they will cancel it" laughable, you can't tell me this ritual wasn't canceled every time when the girls need to devote time outside of studying/training for races/racing/dance for some uma nip ritual
>>2938874>why is /v/mapyoi represented by King now?Anon....danchou's been cheating on opera since the URA days....
>>2938870>/v/mapyoi/vm/apyoi>/v/ma/vm/a>der/v/der/vm/>/v/mers/vm/ers>/v/agabond/vm/agabond
>>2938833I want red desire so much for the oyakodon
>>2938882oy neigh
>>2938874Their Danchou is a manwhore
>>2938866516922825169228251692282
>>2938871Spud of light953170919531709195317091
>>2938886Neigh/vm/...
>>2938874Danchou's cheated on opera with at least 10 umas
>>2938881Nobody is actually attracted to this gorilla.
>>2938894KWABxina.....
>>29388916/9
>>2938890766880817668808176688081
>>2938894you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
>>2938900I am now attracted to this gorilla
>>2938894True. Cygames exclusively shills for mares and they're still all unpopular.
>>2938900Daiwa or Donna who was stronger IRL?
>>2938891Last one453196514531965145319651
>>2938900Holy. That's some nice art of her.
I LIKE DAIWA SCARLET
>>2938912Donna is the STRONGEST
>>2938912
She just scares me is all.https://files.catbox.moe/0gzocf.jpg
>>2938899noone wants to joing a torture chamber but when we do this to a fly brainscan it's suddenly funny880236588802365888023658
>>2938896I love Verxina and I refuse to acknowledge her ingame trainer as my self insert
Man... It's going to be rough not running xog this CM.
>>2938909everybody loves mares thoughever
>>2938914Ramen riderThat's all folks. Thank you everyone for joining.
>>2938930playing this game after the end of aoharu is rough in general
Do you think 2 Speed 3 Wit could work on Xog? I was thinking of going Tachyon/Kitasan then Finemo/Flower for Determined Descent/CB for Corner Recovery event and statsOnly issue might be getting Power up since Xog doesn't have a growth bonus
>>2938934Thanks for hosting! Big ups for not resorting to debuffers pimp
i feel like i made it in the LOOPAN competition
>>2938934Thanks for the rooms
>>2938934>>2938927Thanks for hosting
G1 Johnny Walker Natalma Stakes G1. Race 5 at Woodbine in Canada. Pick your winner!All fillies. Winner gets to go to the Breeders Cup Juvenile Fillies.
>>2938928nta but how come? is Verxina's trainer bad? How much?
>>2938944Post it
>>2938953Voyager
>>2938953I'm a gambling man, give me EZ Miss Sassy
>>2938957>barely 3 digitshmmm, noppers!
>>2938912>7 G1 wins vs. paltry 4Gee I wonder
>>2938957>>2938944are you proud of whoring out your wife to thousands of other trainers?
>>2938964Daiwa was up against Vodka though
>>2938953DE LA RENTA LETS GO
>>2938968And Donna was up against Orfevre, what's your point
>>2938957I LOVE BREEDING
>>2938965Maruzensky is not my wife and she would do this anyway
>>2938955denser than a neutron star
Have a :3 for the road in these trying times.
>>2938968Daiwa lost exactly 1 G1 to Vodka, if you want to defend her use the point where Gentildonna had an extra year of races to run in
COMPLETEMUNSATURATION
>>2938912Sideways jump while running at close to 60 km/h into somehow still being able to accelerate past others. It's honestly an absurd feat of strength.
I see that the Vodka call center is working hard this weekend, huh
>>2938953Im thinking nicki knows best
>>2938982i'd suck on that snot like a binky
>>2938989Teiobro btw
>>2938968I prefer Scarlet but Donna won 2 Japan Cups, one of them against fucking Orfevre. The Dubai Sheema was also pure class. She's still meh as an Uma but the horse was crazy.
>>2938953>>2938958#4 Voyager has the patient pace and takes The Johnnie Walker Natalma G1!Next is a G3.
>>2938985HOLY. Why can't my uma move like this when blocked???
>>2938980Donna raced in a better era
>>2938985the brockee becomes the brocker
>>2938985HOLY FUARK
>>2938985BEAST
>>29389276/9 come on throw in another xog+2 doms somebody
>>2938912Both won Arima but only Gentildonna won Japan Cup so that's pretty clear cut even if you don't take in to account the higher level of competition.
>>2938979I still don't have my doto
if i record my run and post it here, could someone help explain to me what mistakes i made to make it so shit?
>>2938991>I prefer Scarlet but Donna won 2 Japan CupsFor the record Japan Cup is regularly one of the highest rated races in the world each year. Only two horses have ever won it twice, Almond Eye and Gentildonna. Techinically Buena Vista but she got demoted on her first win. Kinda strange actually that all three are mares. Is it the curse of the Arc for males? Japan Cup actually has a higher purse too.
>>2939014Yes
is win variation a chud or a liberal?
>>2939001anticlimactic
>>2939015>For the record Japan Cup is regularly one of the highest rated races in the world each year.if it's rated higher how come the nips want to win the arc so bad every time though? Love of the sport? Show off to the euros? Prestige?
>>2939024They want Akikawa to praise their trophy collection.
>>2939024They have really locked in perceptions of certain things. Like how they always show french characters as extremely catholic and UK characters as nobility. In the case of the L'arc, its one of the more prestigious races they never won even though its not THAT prestigious these days.
which uma is the closest to a jirai kei?
>>2939024It's just the prestige. Japan mostly has higher purses than majority of races around the world before you even discuss potential bonuses (spring/autumn triple crown, winning certain G1's same year etc.). The Middle-east expeditions make sense since they have absurd purses and the turf there seems to suit JP horses quite well.
>>2939024There is a very long conversation about why the nips are so obsessed with the arc but in a brief rundown: it was their first international showing of great success and its the last "great" accomplishment that still evades japanese horse racing, every other race has been conquered but that one. Whoever wins it will finally make all of keiba come full circle and instantly become the GOAT
G3 Branded Cities Vigil Stakes. Race 6. Pick your winner!
>>2939024The arc is the greatest, most prestigious turf race in the world and also the graveyard of legends for japanese racing, no one has managed to climb the last mountain to climb.
>>2939031>UK characters as nobility.
>>2939039TWIN CITY
Should I be grandparenting red Spe for Arima or making a direct parent? Gonna be training a late.
>>2939039Notorious GANGSTAR
>>2939039Souped Up
>>2939043>neighas are willing to hunt for a good blue and whites 3 pink gp with no double tp
>>2938957
>>2939024Mostly sunk cost at this point. As in, all of their costly horses have sunk in the mud of Longchamps for so long that the whole country has been permanently l'arcbroken.
Derby, Japan Cup or Arima Kinen? If you could win one which is the most important?
>>2939048aw shucks!
>>2939039I'M IN THE SOUP
>>2939024>how come nips want to win the arcIt's their white whale and there's a lot of prestige associated with it. There's a similar kind of obsession when it comes to Hong Kong horseracing and the Yasuda Kinen by the way though a lot of it comes from convenient timing relative to their own major G1s. Also HK horses have won the Yasuda (2001 with Fairy King Prawn only for the Japs to sweep the 3 international day HK G1s later that year and 2006 with Bullish Luck) unlike JP horses and the L'arc.
>>2939064Can the Japan Cup winner join the Arima Kinen no matter where they're from? I would love to to win both even though one requires the other.
>>2939051I don't have a choice. Don't have any suitable stamina GPs with 3* long.
>>2939064The derby ez, it has everything, historical position, prestige, winning it means your horse will be the face of his generation, being a derby champion is a YUGE fucking deal there
>>2939071Arima Kinen is an international G1, horses from other countries can join it despite it being a voting-based grand prix. I don't know what's the criteria and I don't think it's had notable foreign horses for a long time. It happens kinda in the winter/off-season from other countries perspective.
>>2939069>>2939031>>2939034>>2939036>>2939040so it's both prestige + it's race among themsleves to being THE FIRST japanese man/horse/horse owner to win the arc, basically you get to enter the japanese history books for life and the japanese horse of the year book with that win? Makes sense why then, I would want to be the horse owner of the first japanese horse that broke the french and win my hero title
>>2939071Pretty sure Calandagan had a spot in the Arima Kinen if he wanted it, but it's hard to convince foreign teams to switch plans that are made months in advance + spend more money on boarding and everything at the last minute for an extra race
The concert dancing animations have awakened lust i never thought possible
>>2939039Press X to Jason as #8 Heavy Pour wins with a front running position and no one could catch up. Another G1 up next.
>>2939093Forgot pic.
Oh boy
>>2939090The arc is so important to the nips that whoever wins it is automatically in the GOAT conversation, horse of the year and 1st ballot hall of famer regardless of career
Japan will never win L'Arc
>Give me the MEDIUM S
why doesn't japan just bring 2 debuffers
>>2939111What do you think they're doing this year?
>>2939111Why doesn’t Japan just dress up their horses in festive outfits
>>293908910 are JRA horses selected via fan votes and if any of those decline to enter, then the 11th most popular, then 12th, and so on would be invited until 10 total accept the invitation. The other 6 spots are determined via the entrant's career prize winnings. The prize winnings route is also the only way for a NAR horse and foreign horses to enter the Arima Kinen.
>>2939111That's too dishonorable, anon. It's the murricans and british doing that with pacemaker horses.
>>2939111They do, debuffers are a thing irl
>>2939095what would she do if you used this ticket to go with your ningen gf
Isn't the dirt in Japan more like sand? Maybe they keep losing because they have dirt C instead of A
>>2938965I am proud that my trainee could inspire so many thousands of Umamusume.
They sent too many jobbers this year, they aren't winning, Yanko isn't even participating right?
>>2939125Yes it's like sand, while dirt in the US is more compact and mixed with clay. The records that Secretariat were done on notably dangerous and fast dirt
>>2939124Well....she'd be working that shift
>>2939129FY is in 'murrica getting fat(ter) again. He's running in a G1 next week and then in Breeder's Cup next month.
G1 Summer Stakes G1 at Woodbine in Canada. Pick your winner!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4LPJ5jU_gs reminder link incase you want to watch.
>>2939129>Sending Copano Rickey to a Turf 2400m raceNobody prays for career inspiration like that IRL
>>2939142LETS GO OSCAR
>>2939142Air Jihad's cousin for me
>>2939135>n 'murrica getting fat(ter) againMany such cases, why does this keep happening?
>>2938957mine is 557, but then again I changed my uma two months ago so my oguri didn't have time to cause a big impact
>>2939142LET EM KNOW WILL LET RM KNOW
>>2939129Nope, Yanko isn't going. And their ace is a front runner so it's not looking good for /v/ihonpyoi.
Why would anyone think Forever Young is a turf runner?
>>2939146They put high fructose corn syrup in the hay
>>2939146They put corn in the grain.
>>2939151I pray 'Mericans are freed from the Corn Syrup + Red40 menace soon
>>2939146Cheaper donuts
>>2939150The trainer/owner has thrown out the possibility of trying turf races and/or ending career at Arima Kinen multiple times. He also recently did training on turf and clocked top tier turf horse splits so he has the aptitude too. Probably too damn big/heavy to manage longer turf races though.
She aint my uma but the sista is heavy
I want to wife up air shakur so badly its unreal
>>2939165Why? She is ugly as hell
>>2939135Hishi AkebonoForever FatBlast OnetonneCopano ChunkySymboli Crisco SKitasan PlapCasino BuffetWhale VariationTransfatInes Two-Chin
>>2939161Would Forever Young even get the votes to enter? I'd imagine people in Japan would rather see their turf horses that run in the country run there.
>>2939091Man if calandagan entered and won the arima kinen, that'd be kino
>>2939167NTA, but women with sharp teeth kinda do that to me. Yes, even Windy, and yes even Turbo
>>2939090>broke the frenchSome frenchies actually root for the japanese horse each year, because they know it's a big deal for them.
Didnt they announce that now geldings can enter L'Arc? Do we know whether any gelded horse will enter this year?
>>2939167It's a refined taste, in her hot springs + latter third of her career she's pretty chill
>>2939135>>2939170>Murica scenario where the umas get fatWhy are we not funding this?
>>2939178Neigha L'Arc is next month, that was an announcement for next year's entries.
Gentlemen, Since it's the weekend and i thought it would be funny. I will be conducting a survey over 24 hours.https://poal.me/7hr3a1https://poal.me/7hr3a1https://poal.me/7hr3a1Let us find who is the individual uma musume that /v/ma lusts for the most.
>>2939182Wait wh->it is september already>october is the next monthFuck...
>>2939180This, shakur is unironically wife material in the later half of her career
>>2939175>and yes even TurboESPECIALLY Turbo
>>2939185>jerked off to more umas than i didntI am big and slutty...
>>2939185>Mr CB not on the list
>>2939188>it is september alreadythat was me when finding out the madoka movie came out in japan a week or two ago, I'm still not okay and want to watch the movie so bad
>>2939185Wow, people wuv janny
>>2939185Can't open the link for some fucking reason
>>2939167>She is ugly as hellIn your opinion, who is the prettiest?
>>2939185>bamboo memory and yeppers the only ones with zero votesGive me 20 minutes I'm cranking one out to get them on the board
>USA and Canada horse racing>loves dirt>uses race ponies (the horses that ride along race horses)>women trainers>the women ride their own ponies>fat workers>latin workers and racers everywhere>mexicans racing pig digusting Quarterhorses too>JEW YORKI think the USA SUCKS
>>2939202I think it's only released umas since no Rob Roy, Marvy, Helios, etc
>>2939208Probably someone like Gold City, Mejiro Ardan or Satono Diamond
>>2939185Vodka LOST
>>2939185Semi related but I've noticed that in the year I've been playing this uma has taken over basically 90% of my lust, it's crazy, I can't do it if she's not an uma anymore. Umas are too erotic
>>2939142>>2939145and #9 Al Hudaiba from the UK wins with dominant late surge.A g3 coming up next.
>>2939185>Nice Nature that highWhat the fuck do you all see in her?
>>2939185This is so fucking funny
>>2939185>8 votes for nishino flower and rice shower>7 votes for haru urara and mayano top gunYou're on thin fucking ice /vm/
>>2939221I didn't vote for her because she is too cute for me to crank one up, but nature is wife, simple as
>>2939214Fair enough. Shakur has more of an "alt girl" or as oldfags say, punk rocker chick. If you're not into those types of girls you're not gonna find her hot, but it's also about the personality as well which is pretty different from most of the cast.
What went wrong?
fucking hell man, bamboo elicits zero lust in her trainers huh...
>>2939211No need, friend. I'm not voting in the poll but I've taken care of Yuki in EraUma. Vote in my stead if you like.
>>2939185>/v/ma>hates scarlet>also /v/ma
>>2939221For one she keeps flashing her panties at me, the whore
>>2939221Wife material feelings are often translated into lust
>>2939223>1 week in power leads to this
>>2939225Fucking hell this is the guy that does the giant Ardans right? His artstyle is fucking perfect, even if 90% of it is off-model, it's too good
HOEH
>>2939231>>2939234Hall monitor's summer outfit isn't out yet.
>>2939223If Urara had the personality of a slightly seductive and mature adult instead of a mentally retarded kid she would kill BILLIONS
>>2939185We need another poal for "how many did you select?"30.
Cranking one out to Hallmonitor's GF so she feels loved on the poal
>>2939237Seeing her do this every time I looked at the banner made me waste so many cheeky tenners on her. She did come home but it was costly.
>>2939231>>2939234/v/ma never liked the Hall Monitor. RIP...
>>2939236I don't even particularly like scarlet but her boobas are nice and look good in her outfit. Plus she's dumb. Good for a dumb hatefuck you know
>>2939223look that urara thighjob was dangerous okay
>>2939212Do the ponies race in the actual racetrack or what's wrong with them?
>>2939223What are you gonna do about it?
>>2939036>every other race has been conquered but that oneonly a couple european races have been won by nip horses, everything else is still unconquered
>>2939223>>2939257This, that Urara thighjob OC awoke things in me I am not proud of
>>2939240yeppers, personally I liked his golshi one more, but his art appeals to my lust something fierce (hahakigi is still the fucking GOAT though, his cafe ones are perfection)
>>2939221Natie sexo
>>2939268>>2939257Uhh you neighas wanna sauce me up?
>>2939185>click all that applyDon't mind if I do.
>>2939268>>2939257what thighjob? What did I miss? I didn't vote for urara but I was close to chance my mind a few times already
>>2939279so this what they mean when trainers call another trainer a manwhore...
>>2939274Jesus fucking Christ, my wife's outfit looks way too good on these cows. Oh my lord
Who's the Opera wife guy on the poal?
>>2939278>>2939281https://files.catbox.moe/shq9db.pngEnjoy
>Seeking the Pearl>nobody is actually seeking her pearl
>>2939294
>>2939294not looking good...
>>2939185That dumb fucking cow really is only useful for her body lmao
>>2939296What?
>Groove in a strong 2ndGroova
>>2939260>The fake but objective reasonIts a technique called pony-ing, used alot in the west (US, Canada, Mexico) and Mongolia where someone leads another horse from their own horse. Its usually done while riding an older, experienced and much calmer horse and leading an inexperienced horse, as the inexperienced horse usually calms down around the experienced horse. It's also very common technique in pack trains where a person from a horse leads a bunch of mules with packs on them. Sometimes donkeys. >The real reasonIn the U.S., Canada, and Mexico, alot more people own and love their horses and just want an excuse to bring their horses anywhere. However, Horse Racing and gambling is serious business so only experienced riders and their ponies (can be any breed, including retired race horses) are allowed to do it.
>>2939185>This thing in the top 10BASED BASED BASED
>>2939305Vodka...
>>2939237
>>2939311We WUV Bakusexo here
WHY CAN'T I VOTE?? DOES POAL BLOCK MOBILE IPs????
G3 The Hpibet Ontario Matron Stakes. Race 8 at Woodbine in Canada. Pick your winner!
>>2939318WAR PAINTER LETS GO
>>2939318LOOPA
>>2939318Serendepity should be big and slutty
>>2939311
>>2939318Queen Azteca would be brown and small.
>>2939326I don't get it
>>2939293Me, you guys will get it one day.
>>2939330Apparently one other already does
I never got the armpit appeal until I saw Bakushin and especially Kitasan
>>2939311i find training her very difficult because of this
>>2939310Sounds quite okay to me. Agreed on the quarterhorses tho, fuck outta here with the fat ugly sprint merchants.
I want to mindbreak opera
>>2939328She cums the fastest
>muh dik muh dik muh dikChecking out until this conversation dies down great job poll faggot.
>>2939338This, when I train her all I feel is absurd levels of lust
>>2939343Well it's this or Xogslop discussion and I 1000% prefer this
>>2939340Calm down, Doto.
>>2939343Can't a lad shoot the shit about which uma is hottest?
I think Falco should stop being careful wear a bold swimsuit.
>>2939343Thanks for the update, dickless faggot. Keep us posted
>>2939354Shes so pure and adorable
>>2939354Falco is a pure type umadol, so she can't wear anything risque
>>2939349No fun allowed.
>>2939296I don't masturbate to my wife
>>2939361Why not?
>>2939358But when she does wear that it will be awesomeLike no offense but if idk Maru wears something slutty it's just the expected, but when a pure uma wears something risque it's amazing
>>2939343We talk about the game 99% of the time, we are very pent-up sometimes that overflows a little. It's fine
>>2939358Doesn't seem like she needs to. That whore Curren dresses in lingerie yet Falco is clearly winning despite her modest appearance
>>2939318>>2939321#3 Lupa from Ireland wins no contest with a front running. Anon has been on a roll with picking winners the last few races. Next up is another G1.
>>2939296most Men can't find the clit anyways
>>2939343i will go and umasturbate to muh Dic now
>>2939371Come on it's not that hard
>>2939374Did this last night but I might do this too
>>2939370Fooking in a food coma, forgot again.
>>2939364>but when a pure uma wears something risque it's amazingthey should put Rice Shower in a micro bikini
I can't see the poal, how's Fuji hanging
>>2939379They should put rice shower in a bag of rice
>>2939236>>2939255>>2939305Scarlet had 11 kids and is basically built as a cow and broodmare into one mare of course she drained 25 of us neighas
>>2939388What kind of third worlder ass country
>>2939388not looking good
Something must be done about Tracen clone problem, what do you mean we have two megane umas with an orange bobcut that has straight bangs?
>>2939397>wife FujiSo rare.
G1 The Woodbine Mile G1. Winner gets to go to the Breeders Cup Mile division. Pick your winner!
>>2939408Gas Me Up, boss
>>2939408this race as a deterministic outcome
>>2939394I think they just block mobike IPs>>2939397How? She's hot and has the sluttiest outfit in the game>>2939401If you read her career she's wife material
>>2939400I like Dictus but Transcend annoys the hell out of me. Bwos already massacred her PR with their horrible posts. Dictus remains classy and sexo
>>2939408Holy Shit its Sirius!
>>2939412>How? She's hot and has the sluttiest outfit in the gameAir Groove exists
>>2939408Itsastormymonday because it would be funny and it's been raining every day here
>>2939221Neicha is presented as the most wife-shaped.
>>2939408Notable Speech
>>2939413Don't worry, I will fix it when she is closer to release, alongside Kraft who shows up right after her RIP my stash
>>2939413>Bwos already massacred her PRdo you really let anonymous posters on a Bhutanese Farming forum change your opinions on certain videogame characters?
>>2939412>>2939397>>2939388I mean 10 votes isn't bad at all, it's just fuji took too long to come compared to a DAY 1 uma like nature and daiwa, everyone had at least one run with either of those two so of course they are the top of the list, fuji requires you to get lucky or spend money to get to know her and deepen your affection
>>2939418Air Grooves racing outfit is kind of ass to be fair. NTA but you would expect Fuji to be higher up as there IS a lot of art of her
>>2939393Did any of her spawn turn out to he g1 winners?
>>2939427>Air Grooves racing outfit is kind of ass to be fairYou take that back right now fucker
>>2939424It's more likely than you think.
>>2939423Why is he snorting cocaine?
>>2939427Air Groove's racing outfit is extremely hot and severely underrated.
>>2939426Fuji is popular because of her boob window tbf, that's all
I think groove has the sexiest racewear in the game, it looks good and it fits her well.
>>2939428None of them were graded race winners.
>>2939429I like Air Groove, I've always defended Air Groove and tried to explain her appeal, but I never considered her racing outfit as one of her strong points. It does do a good job of accentuing her boobs, but she has giant boobs in every outfit. Groove is unironically hotter in the default school uniform
>>2939427>>2939429Hey her outfit is one of the better things about her. She's just drawn as being a janny in so much material that no one ever draws her in her other outfits.Has a drawfag drawn Racing Groove yet?
>>2939412I voted In mobile rumao
>>2939424This. I still love Windy despite the Windyfag.
>>2939432What else is there to do after retirement?
>>2939418>air groove "cleaning" her trainer (me btw)SEXOOOOO
>>2939400Troonscend is a st*llion made for reddit homos, and Ikuno is a prime mare wife material.
>>2939442Well yeah if you're a dedicated fag to a character, no amount of shitposting will deter you.But if you see a character that already looks annoying, and then you see a bunch of annoying people latch onto it (Take Currenfags for example), it does nothing to improve their PR and rather tanks it.
>>2939423horses arent really built for cold climates are they?
So many people are still sleeping on Gold Ship.
>>2939424all the posts with curren chan avatars are just that rancid
>>2939448>Curren bwoken
>>2939428Zero, very few horse owners are that blessed to get a G1 winner AND breed G1 winners on top of it.
>>2939451*are sleeping with Gold Ship.Fixed that for you
>>2939451A lot of people voted for her though
also, im too lazy to find the post from the previous thread, but regarding Brian's casual: lighting really changes a LOT when applied properly. the "white textureless void" is mid, but move the light a bit to show the boob shadow, and suddenly shes ten times hotter
This reminds me of that time the blowjob post derailed the thread, we are all committed to the on-topic posts but sometimes that lust overflows
>>2939451i think everyone is well aware
>>2939451She stole my hot springs virginity....
>>29394514chud is contrarian central so Goldship and Tachyon get a debuff for it
>>2939455Sorry Currenfags but not even anons can get hard for this whore. She's bottom tier
>>2939448PR is a meme. >put some people shitpost about a character, thats why i ignore her in-gamepathetic.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MOzGyghufC8
>>2939455Curren bwoke herself by being a slut for less than 150 carats.
>>2939429>>2939433he is right though, her wedding racewear is way hotter
>>2939468She's not even in-game yet though. YOU did a poor job of advertising this character to me with your obnoxious posts. Now I will forever associate her with those obnoxious posters. I will give her a chance when the time comes, but already things are not looking good.
>>2939449While they can't survive in arctic, that requires specialised adaptation although I am pretty sure there are horse breeds that can survive there, they do just find in the snow and winter since they grow winter coat during the season, the human coats are there just in case, thoroughbreds aren't exactly the most durable of horses
>>2939471Not with those pants, honey. Make my bride look like a BRIDE.
>>2939460Okay I see the vision now
>>2939471>Christmas alt?CARDED>Swimsuit alt?CARDED>New Year?CARDEDHonestly what is her second alt gonna be?
>>2939451that hat REALLY debuffs golshi, remove it and Gold ship becomes dangerously sex
>>2939185The mental damage she caused to many toreinas...
>>2939483I find Golshi is sexier with the hat.Few.
>>2939472Anon, that guy just said he liked Windy despite the Windyfag existing and posting her and being annoying. He's not saying he's the Windyfag. Turn it down a notch.
>>2939483the hat makes it better
>>2939408i guess the frontrunner got rice showered
>>2939485...says noone
>>2939485Only damage is to her metabolism. Lose weight
>>2939485>Swimsuit so sexy she utterly bewitched one anon and he ended up downloading JP Umamusume just to play her career in the most painful way possible
>>2939472>YOU did a poor job of advertising this characteri do not work for cygames, i do not need to shill a character for them. if you cant judge a character based on the actual character thats on you. if you let the threads on 4chan have this much power over your opinion then that is just sad.>with your obnoxious postsi am another guy who will pull for her, but i do not post her, or gush about her.>I will give her a chance when the time comesliterally all it takes and all that is important.
Why is /v/ma so horny today?
>>2939471HOLY FUCK
>>2939185/v/ma... lost...
>>2939496We're repressed.Also chicks are fucking hot, man.
>>2939492she's not fat though...
>>2939482Cyjews NEED to undo the card curse and give us swimsuit Groove.
>>2939496The umas are in esterus. Their pheromones have a bit of an effect on the trainers.
>>2939496Terminal xogslop into funposting
>>2939486>>2939489Jokes aside I think it's mainly because she is the face of memes of uma (especially the irl horse), and all that playing around makes anons forget that underneath all that golshi is still built like a sex goddess.
>>2939496see>>2939368all it takes is one post to set off a chain reaction. There really hasn't been much to talk about so the topic is extra titilating. It's an interesting poll that sheds lights on the most coomed to umas
>>2939503Honestly I prefer her New Year look, she looks so pretty here!
>>2939474>>2939449There's plenty of horse breeds that do well in the super cold and The Icelandic is a very notable one because they were the only form of non-fish meat livestock in Iceland for several hundred years.Thoroughbreds are just a breed of horse that do shit in cold and no one in Japan wants to pay alot of money to take care of retired horses so they send them to the frozen hellhole known as Hokkaido where land is available, cheap, and there's a legit ranch culture up there. You probably know what a Chihuahua, Husky, and Labrador is. You probably don't know what Shire, Hokkaido, or Konik horse breeds are.
>>2939506I wasn't joking.
>>2939502Too much blubber around the waist, you're not fooling me.
>>2939509They're both great, the slightly wavy hair is just pure sex.
>>2939424Kinda?"Bad PR" won't stop me from liking an uma who I genuinely like (eg. Scarlet), but if I'm indifferent towards an uma or already don't care for her then those sorts of garbage posts absolutely would make me less interested in her.
Can you guys forgive my sins? I mostly only look up off-model art
>>2939517But can you forgive yourself?
>>2939517That's okay, my favorite picture is Agnes Tachyon with off model boobsbecause she experimented on them like an idiot
I think it sucks that I find her cute but no one rolled for her, she seems fine and cute
>>2939408>>2939421And #3 Notable Speech from the UK wins the Woodbine Mile. Can Anon predict the next winner again?Another G1 coming up next and last one.
>>2939517Depends. How off-model are we talking?
>>2939523Bamboo is a cute but she came out at the worst time possible
>>2939515This pretty much. IF the uma is actually good, and well written, then their personality can outweigh the bad PR. But when you have an uma like say, Curren, with one of the worst gimmmicks in the game, one of the most unlikeable personalities if you're not a simp who obsesses over e-girls on social media 24/7, that IN TANDEM with the horrible PR just reinforces the idea that this uma is NOT for me. Genuinely one of the worst careers in the game, I tried to give her a chance. I'm not alone in this feeling. IF her fans were less obnoxious, maybe it wouldn't make things worse, but all it does is reinforce the idea that the character is shit and the only people she attracts are also retards with shit taste.
>>2939525I look at Kingu breast expansion.
>>2939523She gets daily races down the line so I've convinced myself to wait for that
>>2939523She spooked me some time ago. Maybe I should do her career. Although I do not enjoy her being an unpaid morals janny
>>2939529You WHAT
>>2939528Oddly enough I hate currens gimmick with a passion but she herself? One of my favs
>>2939534I really enjoy how shameless and ruthless curren is, its very refreshing instead of being a moeblob
>>2939449>>2939474>>2939510https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sable_Island_horse
>>2939529Same, but with cafe
>>2939523I tried to get her but this game is so unforgiving with carats you can't be throwing around cheeky 30'ers and 50'ers on every banner.
>>2939529
>>2939538
>>2939534How do you even detach her from the gimmick? That's her entire personality. She literally wont shut up about social media and hashtags in every sentence, she's as bad as DUDE WIND in that regard.
>>2939538ooh baby i need me some mocha
>>2939498See-through clothing really is the best
>>2939523Bamboo-kun has a very good career, but the thing is. The game is very unforgiving in terms of meta. She is not meta so you only pull for her if she is your wife, and there are a LOT of different umas
>>2939542>she's as bad as DUDE WIND in that regard.You're implying DUDE WIND is bad
>>2939542Its quite simple, I see her as a ruthless manipulator who utilizes the most convenient tool to make herself as popular as possible, in this case social media because we are in 21st century, basically like Macha or Falcon, but without the slightly desperate edge those two have, she knows what she is doing, and she knows what she wants and she will get itIt ties into you becoming her trainer
Good time to mention that feral lust can lead you down very interesting paths, ines fujin was not on my radar but she's one of my favorites now, all because I dickpulled her.
>>2939555Agreed, curren is interesting precisely because she is so pragmatic. She's an incredibly cutthroat character which makes her interesting in this context
>>2939556Ines Fujin literally mindbroke /v/ma on release, never forget
What if Speed Symboli covered up her ugly ass ears?
>>2939561Ruined
>>2939555If THAT were really her gimmick, and didn't integrate social media into her personality where every event and discussion and moment has to be made into a social media post, then I would actually like her. But it doesn't feel that way. It's always about the social media at the end of the day, and I fucking hate social media. >>2939549I'm not saying Dude wind is bad, but it IS an obnoxious gimmick. Literally every person who has talked to her was taken aback with how many wind references she can cram into one sentence. Honestly, Zephyr has Curren topped in that regard as far as obnoxious gimmicks go. It's the flanderization of a character. Like if you talk to them and you know what they're going to say next, that's an obnoxious gimmick. If you like that sort of thing, that's fine, but to me it's just way too much on some of these characters. I'd actually prefer the lol randumb nature of someone like Golshi because at least she's kind of unpredictable even if THAT is her gimmick, you don't really know what she's gonna do next. But with Zephyr, you know whatever she says it's gonna be something about wind.
>>2939560I remember the anon convinced that we're Cygames shills planted here to shill and make unsuspecting anons roll for unpopular umas.
>>2939512call me crazy, and I'm not advocating for her straight up being fat, but I like seeing her depicted as on the thicker side of Umas.
>>2939548It really sucks when you up to a character, read their little story, fall for them and them you gotta let them go cuz of the ruthless meta
Uhh Danchou I may be doing nothing but fan runs soon.....https://files.catbox.moe/prqp0a.png
>/v/ma - parasocial media
>>2939529>>2939538Tachyon lends itself too easily to this fetish
>>2939564>and I fucking hate social media.4chan is a social media though website though
>>2939523She spooked me on one of my many cheeky tenners. Her tendency to declare everyone her FUARKING RIVAL is fun.
>>2939570>AI slop generated postwhat even is this garbage
G1 EP Taylor Stakes G1. Last g1 of the day. Pick your winner!What's SAF?
>>2939572Meant for >>2939522 too
>>2939564>It's always about the social media at the end of the dayYou are misreading curren, social media is her weapon and a tool. Not the end goal necessarily, her cuteness and innocence is all the act of a very cunning woman.
>>2939523Her PR will skyrocket when her summer alt comes to global.
Knowing now that Curren makes some schizo extremely upset just for existing makes me want to run her more. Maybe I should build her more often.
>>2939559>Tell her that her dreams of becoming a triple tiara winner aren't possible>Says "okay" without a fuss and works with sprints and pretty much sprints alone, creating a wholeass new racing bracket ala Triple Crown but for sprintsI quite liked that part>>2939564I think you just dislike social media too much to see through it, yes, she uses it, she uses it a lot, but it isn't BECAUSE its social media, it is because social media IS the most convenient way to become famous nowadays for fraction of a cost
>>2939576ANOTHER!
>>2939572Tachy is medium premium, and i am enchanted by her breasts as they are
>>2939564i know nothing about dude wind other than that she wont shut the fuck up about wind. but i dont dislike her. right now i think its still sorta funny.
>>2939576Venetian Lace is my goat
I can't bring myself to truly dislike any uma, or find it in me to hate much of anything in general, and that worries me because it might be a sign that I am too soft
>>2939576Diamond Rain
>>2939578>You are misreading currenI'm really not because she won't shut up about it. If she just talked about it half as much of the time, it would be tolerable, but it's full blast 24/7. I don't care why she's doing it, she won't shut up about it. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR UMASTAGRAM>>29395734chan is an image board, and its design is pretty antiquated compared to how most social media work. On top of that, it's an anonymous image board. While there are social elements to it, it's just not comparable. Notice how every single thread on 4chan focused around social media, like a twitter post or a reddit post is just straight up garbage. Anyways, Myspace was social media but honestly it was pretty sovl. You could customize your whole page and have cool animations and your own music playing and you had complete control over how you wanted to display things. Almost kind of like an old Geocities style page. You had all these local bands using it to market themselves. It was great. But the beginning of the end.
This all reminds me of the weird thought exercise I had about Curren's career. I wonder if she'd be more likeable if the stuff about Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok was about the /v/ clubs instead and trying to make /v/mapyoi finally look good.
>>2939585I like her because of her massive windbags. Her one-note personality is almost too much for me though even in the lobby conversations. Speech too windy
>>2939594>i'm insanely based but modern societal views are against this and i'm afraid of it
>>2939584She doesn't have to be for that, she can infect others
>>2939580I wish I had the willpower to run her but mutating is too painful.
I just like Gold Ship and Tachy because big breasts cosplayers love dressing at them.
>>2939581Now you get it, most of the curren haters just misunderstand her character. Really you gotta look at her deeper, this is a girl who when she was a child, got cheered up by (You) when she was upset. She NEVER forgot your face and manipulated her way into getting to you, her whole idea of "cuteness" is something that is both on the inside and the outside projecting that to cover up her devilish ugliness inside, I think the people who don't like her is because she is a bit too much like a realistic alpha Stacy bitch.
>>2939576DIAMOND RAIN
>>2939601>Her one-note personality is almost too much for meTo be fair, DUDE WIND is just a flanderization, if you actuallt read her story she's pretty interesting ngl. Its just funny to shitpost about wind but zephyr is very neat
>>2939609>most of the curren haters just misunderstand her character.I don't misunderstand. I find her annoying and obnoxious. I know she's a cutthroat bitch who apparently only has eyes for you, but that makes her two-faced in my opinion. I dont think that makes her trustworthy. She has no reliance on her trainer for anything, you're just there for the ride. She does everything herself and cares more about social media than (You) seemingly. You just come off as tool for her. I don't find that attractive, she seems like one of the most two-faced umas on the cast and it makes me hard to trust her. I think she takes advantage of all the gullible simps that swoon over her, and she knows what she's doing. Just seems like the kind of uma that would drop you whenever it's convenient for her. And if that were how she was written up-front, it would be more tolerable if once again she would shut the fuck up about umastagram for 5 seconds
>>2939609Actually I always defended Curren to some degree even thought she isn't my Top Gal.tmWell, after she spooked me and I played her career, although I didn't watch her character story until her wedding altIt uhhh...it sure was something, really puts her wedding alt into a whole different context for Torenah, frankly if I were him I would be a bit scared of her
>>2939576SAF = South Africa I think?
>>2939612>To be fair, DUDE WIND is just a flanderizationLiterally every single instance of her dialogue is packed with wind references. It's woven into her character, every lobby conversation, the side stories, the main career, it's non-stop. Do you not see what I'm saying? Not every uma has a one-note gimmick like that. Even Oguri who is known to be fat and love food is not that obsessed with food, nor is Spe. I get it that it's more just flavor text and that there is a real story going on with Zephyr, but they laid on the gimmick so thickly that she just comes off as a schizophrenic. I feel the same way about Pearl's dialogue. It's literally too schizo to the point where I just don't even want to engage with them
>>2939612Zephyr had a really neat story, there was lots of character developments and the relationship with her toreina is great. Slowly guiding her into becoming a great tempest also, zephyr and teio is elite doomed yuri
>>2939614>She has no reliance on her trainer for anything, you're just there for the ride. She does everything herselfyou haven't played her career at all then, you're just literally lying and shitposting. I always suspected but now it's confirmed, I'll just hide any future comments from you
>>2939614Nigga this is the 4chan version of her did you even do her career
>>2939606Ran her last CM and won. Curren is genuinely not bad in miles.
>>2939614>She has no reliance on her trainer for anything, you're just there for the ride. She does everything herself and cares more about social media than (You) seemingly. You just come off as tool for her.You did not play her career, or her gimmick annoyed you too much to actually grasp it.
>>2939623>SpoilerWhat was up with those two? Their rivalry was pretty amazing but was it fanfiction? I didn't know they were from the same gen
>>2939627>>2939624I played her career once and it was literally the worst fucking career in the game. I've gone on at length about how different (You) the trainer are in that career. >uwuuuu I guess I'll just sit by and let curren handle this>hmmm I dont know, but it seems like she has this under control...i'll just trust her>*enter curren*>Oh hi there trainer I just got done with my newest umafans video! and yes I just trained for 12 hours, did the dishes, went to the bank, and returned those video tapes! Wuv you trainer but I gotta go to the next umastachan meetup! >uwuuuu curren sure moves fast...she's so strong and powerful..i hope everything is alright>curren won! >yeah i did trainer i didnt need your help see um but i like you...anyways lets post on umasta! >uhh curren i think you should rely on me sometimes >Oh okay trainer i'll try and do that. this would make a good umasta post! #trustingtrainer #relyingontrainer #umapyoiwithtrainer
>>2939634NTA but they never raced so...yeah...Weird
I thought I didn't like brats until I saw Rulership being a fucking brat, then it clicked, what I dislike are flatties. I would correct the shit out of Rulership. I finally get it
>>2939622>every single instanceNot true. Her character story has her not doing wind references right before her tryout race because she was nervous.But yeah she likes weaving the wind into her conversations.
People falling for the evil curren memes is one of the best litmus test to know if someone can read.
>>2939640>Rura is a redditorITS OVER!
Okay what the fuck was going in irl Zephyr's career? Don't think I ever saw a horse go from pre op to G1
>>2939576>>2939583Kino races. Many horses were neck and neck the whole time but #1 Gimme A Nother came out on top. That's all for the races today! See you next week on Friday for Forever Fraud to win while Sovereignty isn't around.
>>2939640Rulership has had one of the most successful PR campaign blitz's and it was all done by Cygames themselves.
>>2939634Both come from the 1991 generation and their main connection was due to their sires, Symboli Rudolf and Nihon Pillow Winner (a contemporary of rudolf from the 1983 generation), both races together and both fell short to Gallop Dyna by 0.01 seconds in thr 1985 autumn tenno sho. You need to understand Keiba lore a little bit to understand their connection, but nihon pillow winner was a sprinter/miler that was a complete freak of nature that could challenge even the Emperor on longer races he had no personal aptitude about, much of zephyrs career and rivalry with teio is about living up to the impossible ideals of their idols and having the courage to surpass them
>>2939637This is literally not true, she constantly wants to do things her way but you keep changing her goals. She wanted to run the triple tiara but you said no, during summer she wanted to train all day but you forced her to take a break mid way.What you're talking about being her "entire" scenario is one event where she wanted to bring more attention through social media to the Sprint races because nobody was watching them so she had to shill her event harder.
>>2939652That sounds extremely sick
>>2939647These pre-OPs were also dirt (even after entering a turf G3 and a turf G1) to make it even weirder.
>>2939647Clearly, Zephyr's IRL trainer was trying to get the Eye of the Storm epithet (Win a G1 without having won a graded race before)Dude must've been really committed to the bit
is this the most nothing ever happens reign ever?
>>2939655Beyond DUDE WIND (though i love her for that) zephyr is cool as fuck. They serve as parallels in the story. It also helps that teio is characterized really well in her career.
>>2939661Thats xog 1
>>2939661The nishino era is better than xog 1
>>2939670nah we were still migrating here during xog 1 and the MANT melties had begun, it just had a drawfag droughtxog 2 however...
>>2939650Diamond Rain was the favourite, found the perfect lane for the last spurt, but she was caught lacking late race velocity skills. Sad! Thanks anyways, racebro. At least next week we'll have some yankokino to feast our eyes upon.
>>2939650COUGHreignty chickens again
>>2939658>Maiden race and next one in dirt, probably indication of wanting Zephyr to be a dirter>Send him to a graded turf race because???>He does quite well, does that mean he is a turf horse?>Nope! Lets try two more dirt pre-op races AND THEN...turf G1>So Zephyr is a turf?>Unsure, lets try two more dirt races and then everything else will be turfWhat in the actual fuck was going on over there?
>>2939672Xog 2 was funny because it was THAT bad, xog 1 was just nothing. (It helps that it was xogslop during that time too)At least I find the loli shitposting funny.
>Lucky Comes True getting added to jukeboxoh baby i'm spamming the fuck out of my club
>>2939675>they should run the horse when they're unwell!You should be made to run on glass
>>2939680Ill post nishino lewds soon don't worry
Making a front is way too damn hard this CM, jesus christ. Even with 16 Stamina sparks I cannot hit baseline stam + power + wit. Ive glued so many runs Im about to quit.
The worst reign will always be Golshi. Then Ardan and XOg 2 fight for 2nd and third place
>>2939661It's a lolicon reign, yet me a plenty of others don't want to shit up the thread with cunny posts, because we care about the thread. I'd rather use /v/ for that sort of thing.Also, I assume most of our drawfags aren't particularly eager to draw loli porn, either because they find it gross or they can't draw flatties because it's too hard, which is understandable.>t.lolicon
>>2939682>another time Sovereignty gets sicks with a Forever Young match up
my faggot phone from 2013 doesn't want to update its firmware by normal means so i'll have to READ and do it the hard wayumas for this feel?
I appreciate simple umas like Windy who just wants to bite things and pull pranks for attention.
>>2939695Mihono Bourbon.
>>2939690I tried to go to current /v/ and there is simply too many hate and vitriol threads shitting on everything, like I agree modern gaming sucks ass and all AAA games are shit but even then I can't imagine myself posting an entire evening about shit I hate. I used to do that but I guess I've grown since I met /v/ma. I just can't be arsed to be hating all the time, I guess I outgrew /v/ and became healthier
>>2939695>phone from 2013unironically Maruzensky or Acute
>>2939690I would draw her but I'm not an artist.
>>2939701I can agree in general but I also like hating some shit, look at this DOGSHIT NEIGHA
>>2939690Since when people in 4chan care about cunnyposting?
Time to start looping for sprints! Am I correct in assuming cheer halo is the main acceleration parent for backliners and pace has to cope with pasa or wedding curren? Or does Nishino work even if late starts on a straight?
>>2939704Wolverine might actually change gaming, its so hand holdy you can feel that its gonna really change game design forever by forcing devs to do the opposite, like it has THREE different trails and a marker that helps you find the glowing line you need to follow
>>2939704>Eureka! I got an idea! This could be useful for Nishino Flower's training.>Gained 3 hints for Wild Wind!
>>2939704Press R2 to activate your Trainer vision...
>>2939704I don't play games released after 2007, what's wrong with this?
>>2939705Not him but i could derail the thread about how much I want to cum inside nishino, or I could be chill.
>>2939706Budding does work for sprintcasino.Fronts that aren't Machan will want Silent Letter. Paces can also technically use it since it can proc for the 2nd place uma.
>>2939701Nu/v/ seems astroturfed to hell and back but there's still the odd good thread here and there. I still don't understand why would they come here of all places for engagement farming. I don't buy the Xitter screenshot farming theory, but I've never used that shithole so maybe there is a market for that that I'm just (blissfully) unaware of.
>>2939714Wolverine can't do that, also. He's a tranny loving faggot in gane
>>2939706Yep, final corner or later. There's also Machan's unique, or El Condor Pasa.
>>2939690I would pump out tons of nishino lewds to commemorate her reign but I'm not drawing that much since I'm focused on competitive pokemon now that there's a new meta, just unfortunate timing
>>2939715everyone says that
>>2939715This.
>>2939704i more so had a laugh at THREE DIFFERENT QUEST QUIDELINES
>>2939715This mentality is exactly why I appreciate /v/ma.
>>2939701>>2939704kek, I'll admit I spent a whole night shitting on assassin's creed shadows and even made a thread that had 300 posts about it (which became a /his/ lesson on japanese racism kek), but yeah that was only for two days, I can't imagine spending MONTHS doing this, it's tiring just thinking about it>anon say this knowing he will make a thread talking about how much he hates the Urobutcher after he watches the madoka movie that came out last weekAIEEEE LEAVE ME BE....
>>2939725For me its the quest market for the fart line
>>2939715This neigha gets it.
>fukukitaru:18 votes>suzuka: 16 votes
>>2939701I'm not going to pretend I've never had a laugh shitting on a game that's bad, but it feels like that's the only thing some people want to do for years and years.
>>2939715I love v/ma so fucking much
Wolverine game? Yeah, I played that already.
>AAA Umamusume comes out>Where did you go, trainee...>Hold down L2 to activate trainer vision>Focus, T>Thanks, Taz.>Now where did you go, trainee...>Press L3+R3 to activate trainer's focus>Now where did you go, trainee...>Achievement unlocked: The bigger they are...>New Quest: Press the Stamina training button. >Now where have you gone, trainee...>I gotta find my trainee!
>>2939736For me that realization came when Highguard and Marathon threads were being spammed, felt like a repeat of Concord but much less notable
>>2939724sigh... *unzips pants*
I have not played as Wolverine outside of the first Marvel vs Capcom game..
>>2939724>>2939734Alright neighas reel it back, it's not an invitation.
>>2939609My face was genuinely contorting while reading this.
>>2939745Now imagine feeling that way about every flop or even just kinda mediocre title since 2012 when ToRtanic released.
>>2939715For me it's Urara, she looks gorgeous and makes me go feral, otherwise I wouldn't stand mutating her, her power over my dick is too strong.
>>2939744
>>2939745Fuck you neigher shitting on highguard, marathon and concord is MY heritage. The problem with nu-/v/ is that it wants TORtanic 24/7. But a game like wolverpeen needs to get shit on for being a den of tranny loving bbc gobbling cum guzzling faggots
>>2939756
>>2939736I'm forever mad I missed on peak Concord shitposting and Bazzposting because I was on /sp/ and /v/ma wasn't a thing then. I wish I was there
>>2939745Highguard and Concord are generational failures, even my semi normalfag friends talked about how badly they flopped
>>2939756Wolverine is fair enough, it looks more and more like manifestation of everything wrong with AAA single player games, but Marathon and Highguard WERE a TORtanic 24/7 thing
>>2939756I hate everything about Concord but Bazz slowly grew on me.
>>2939748Fragile faggot, we run this board now. I'll post whatever the fuck i want. Like I said i don't hornypost as a courtesy but I can and will if I wanted to
I don't remember rolling Mayano's child bride alt, why is it in my stable
>>2939769zased
Lets talk about something positive! What is the last game (thats not Umamusume) that (you) liked playing? I'll start with Iron Nest, i just started yesterday, but it is a really nice game!
>>2939735Fuku is unbelievably sexual thats why
>>2939756I know what you're talking about. But yes I know friends and acquaintances that buy terrible games, preordered, and the +$20-50 deluxe edition or all the skins if the game has been out for awhile... and they're aware they may not play the game for that long. Some people are super autistic about what they'll hate and focus on (like our schizos) but man some people really need to know they have super terrible tastes and habits.
>>2939769>I will shit up this thread if you DARE suggest that I tone it down, YOU'RE the fragile one
>>2939772ANON RUN
>16 more days until XDaiwaAccelerate.
>>2939777Jackpot
>>2939780WE MUST GO YOUNGER
>>2939730I tried to make a DS2 hate thread on its anniversary but I didn't anticipate how poorly my OP was and I got clowned on the FPBP for over 200 posts. It's still my greatest shame, I could've easily avoided it too
>>2939736Because there's no actually good gameLast time I actually talked about a single player game on /v/ was E33
>>2939782>XDfuck off
>>2939776I've been playing Divinity 2 on and off and I keep bouncing between liking the game and being frustrated by it.
>>2939776I actually decided to try out WoW free trial thingie just to see what all the fuss was aboutI decided to go with werewolf hunter because I thought it was cool and I ASSUMED every race has its own starting mission thing but uhhh...it seems like I was thrown into the second to last DLC so I am unsure what to do now, I kinda wanted to fuck about in werewolf starting zone
>>2939776I want everyone in this industry dead
>>2939780I thought we were past thread policing since the exodus just ignore what you don't like, a few pictures will not turn this thread into an erp general
>>2939776I'm still having a blast with FE Thracia 776 while I wait for xogslop to be over.
>>2939769Top tier example of why we don't hornypost often, by the way.Attracts these neighas that will throw poop at the wall when asked not to.
>>2939793Same I want billions dead
ebayan if she real
>>2939794Just like there's nothing wrong with you telling me to chill, there's nothing wrong with me telling them to chill.
>>2939776Bad Bitch Blasters, rpg maker hidden gemmie
>>2939227I'm not into that but I am into Air Shakur
>>2939798I hate her design so much looks even stupider IRL.
>>2939798I can't wait for her to join Spica on Season 4
>>2939800Kek, actually looks kinda fun, might try out later
>>2939788benis :DDDD
>>2939796Sucks because the hornyposting wasn't obnoxious and genuinely good, but cunnyfags always have to make it about themselves.
>>2939788ROFLCOPTER
>>2939776>Implying I like vidyaCurrent industry is a putrid carcass, why do you think I play gachashit? Im replaying max payne 2 and getting mad at how shit gaming is now
>>2939776TImberborne is a fun little colony sim game, though my beavers are subject to Yellow River disaster sized floods after each drought
>>2939776DRG, I fucking love playing scout and gunner the most, rock and stone trainers
>>2939819>scoutThis is for you, my good friend
>>2939817>CurrentThat's the issue, anything that starts with 'curren' is garbageStick to older gens
>>2939798She should be bigger i hate flatties so fucking much
>>2939821>filenameNLG...
>>2939776I'm going through all the old Jurassic Park games right now. I'm surprised at how much fun I'm having with the 16-bit era.
>>2939798I prefer the one that makes me wonder which genre of isekai I got trucked to.
>>2939824I don't actually know how to turn webp's into PNGs and JPGs so I just screenshot them with a firefox tool without much thought
>>2939796If a hallmonitor post is clutching pearls over in-game media it deserves every bit of spite thrown back at it.
>>2939828Why does she look like plastic
>>2939825I remember trying hard to get through the genesis version. Many 16 bit era games were very short but good for what they did. There was also plenty of terrible ones but reviewers weren't in companies pockets yet at the time and 5/10 was meant mid. My favorite video game magazine of all time was Tips & Tricks.
>>2939819>I fucking love playing scout He's the only reason I have over one thousand hours in DRG. The other classes simply can't compete with how fun it is to play as him.
I want to get punched by an uma musume at full power just so I can TANK it
Does the +2 SP from Tachyon mean you only get 2 extra SP points every time you click on her?
>>2939835>pearl clutchingSome of you neighas really need to get over being told to relax.
NEWMAS WON
>>2939846nyes and nyo
>>2939776Receiver 2. Godlike FPS gun safety simulator with autistic weapon manipulation controls. Kris S would love it. Umamusume.
>>2939841GODKINGHERO is so fucking STRONG...
Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one.
>>2939846Its +2SP when she's on the training you're clicking
>>2939841this nigga can't even beat a fucking door
>>2939792Okay apparantly I need to get a character up to level 60 first to get that so...maybe when I get a better job, 13 bucks a year is a bit steep in all honesty, especially with my backlog
>>2939856Fuck, Kill, Marry
>finally medium A>fail four trainings including one during finale
>>2939776I started playing FF7 the other day. Only about an hour in so far but I'm enjoying it. As a zuma who still hasn't gotten around to trying a lot of the old classics, I'm really curious to see how well it lives up to its reputationI remember being interested in the remake when that was first coming out, but then I heard it derailed the plot with a bunch of meta shit like the time jannies rather than being a faithful retelling of the original game, which made me immediately lose interest and decide that I'd be better off just playing the original someday instead. Took me long enough to actually get around to it...
>>2939856Kill, Marry, Fuck
>>2939856I hate this fuckass strand she has, it makes it look like she has a cool scar, BUT SHE DOESN'T
>>2939840my neigher gets me, the other classes really can't beat his weapons on design factor, they are simple but the rifle has that slender look + ping sound, that amount of times I used the m1000 is unreal
>>2939859Modern WoW is just not worth it. If you can find a classic server to your liking that'd probably be best. I say even though I'm gonna try that new Classic + Blizzard is doing
>>2939862>finally medium AHuh?
>>2939863Snape kills dumbledore
>>2939857That doesnt seem that crazy to me from the way people were making it out. Maybe you click on her 25-30 times per career if you're lucky, so you're only getting 50 SP in the end.
>>2939863As an old fuck I think it's interesting which classic titles still hold up in the mind of someone who didn't play them growing up.
>>2939871>metafag runs into an oshigamer for the first time in his life circa 2026
I like driller because I have a slight pyromania, I used to burn paper as a kid for no reason and always have a candle, and I like the temperature change combo
Reminder that the 2nd /v/ictory stakes reenactment fun race is coming up on the 16th/17th. Surely long races are more interesting now than they were a year ago...Kyoto Turf, 3200m, Right, Firm, Spring, Sunny18 slots, Random Moods, Bring ONE (1) uma and only one.
>>2939871Probably running her but I'll give it a few more shots
>>2939873It scales with the rainbow modifier
>>2939880Best I can do is my Pisces 1 ace, sorry
>>2939880Can I bring anyone even if I didn't participate in the OG.
>>2939870Yeah maybe I should install the classic one instead, should be a better starting off point, seems like it includes expansions before werewolf people, but whatever, I can play as a cow
>>2939883>I love uma musume but I would NEVER EVER EVER play the game
>>2939856Orfevre and I will kill all the mares and uphold the patriarchy.
>>2939798Not fat enough
>>2939887I haven't trained for Longslop since Pisces
>>2939885I think they have Pandaria servers now? So Worgen is doable depending on the version.
>>2939884Yeppers. You can bring anyone you want, including umas/alts that weren't in the game yet at the time of CM2.
>>2939882oh ok thats kinda broken then, guess I'll run her over Kita. Now I just have to figure out how to makeup the extra power kitasan was giving me swapping her out for Tachy.
>>2939870Didn't they already do that or its a rerun (which I'm familiar with from Everquest and Runescape)? Is it just season of discovery again?
>>2939846It's +2 to the base SP value from training, before applying % multipliers like TE or friendship bonus, so in practice it's usually going to give a fair bit more than just 2 extra SP per training turn
>>2939890I repeat>I love uma musume but I would NEVER EVER EVER play the game
>>2939895Far as I can tell this is AU WoW, purposely going a different story direction that with Retail. So it'll ne three versions. Retail for wine moms, classic servers for those that want them, and then something new to fuck up.
>>2939898How many longslops have we had since MANT?
>>2939880Would it be an interesting idea to do CM reruns where you have to build with what was available at the time? Like a TRVE reenactment?
>>2939887I will say this when arima kino is over and the two remaining cms of the scenario are the two worst races in the entire game
>>2939903Impossible with the scenario reworks
>>2939900Well if nothi g else I can torment my friend with further bastardization of WarcraftHe wasn't very happy about the news regarding official DnD module...
>>2939905>the two worst races in the entire gameWe're getting another two dirt mediums?
>>2939846Should I use a gem on my LB3 Tachyon?
>>2939906I mean besides that, obviously. Just cards/umas.
>>2939903>build>for a room matchloopa I'm afraid
>>2939909and a sprint
>3 failed trainings before summer 1Holy glue, this is what I get for ignoring Practice Poor
>>2939912speaking of I just realized we don't have any fun races in the OP this month.
>>2939909Worse: dirt mile (use Rickey or kys).
>>2939918pretty sure host is taking a break for the month
>>2939910If you use pacers and absolutely want to win a CM during GL? AbsolutelyOtherwise no, saving gems is always going to be the right answer until theres a support you really want.
>>2939918Yall's laziness killed fun races>Hey guys heres a gimmick race lets have fun :)>4 hours later>4 /18>the next day>why do we never get fun races :(?
>>2939929You forgot the excuse about "im building for the CM" or "no parents"
>>2939921Falkeks forgottenQ/v/een Falco never ever
>>2939929Anons got addicted to loopingIts terminal, I'm afraid
>>2939900What?Regardless you can't make people become classic. I tried SoD but it was filled with rude people losing their shit over BiS drops their mods told them to roll for, people getting angry over not getting in groups (dps), and more people losing their shit over not mass pulling all the time (some pulls are lethal and the glyphs didn't cover all scenarios) because they wanted to parse.Oh and there was tons of "everyone dies" mechanics during the raids but I stopped playing when Gnomeregan came out. I played tanks and healers so I got lots of groups, but man I didn't want play classic - meta schizo edition.
>>2939929To be fair five races for the last one was a lot especially when we lost double TP.
>>2939929The two shitty scenarios that are MANT and GL + looping are what killed fun races
>>2939880>"fun" is just most plain nostalgiabait for those who knew how to play properly
>>2939903I thought about it, but it'd be impossible to police aside from disqualifying rule breaking entrants and the both the trainee pool and the card pool for early CMs are pretty bland which can lead to more uninteresting and less diverse uma lineups as well. Not only that, but limiting card selection can also hamper trainers that have most of their support card value in the newer stuff that's come out since then.Plus, it can't be a "true" reenactment for URA/Unity era CMs since they both got reworks and there have been more skill/track changes since then.
>>2939938Your mambo munday, mejiro monday, fine friday or 9/11 aces?
>>2939934I haven't seen a single whorren since the first sprintslop
>>2939940Nah he's right. I always wanna join them but I just make excuses cuz I wanna win them and end up not doing anything
>le shitty scenarioyou will blame the next one, and the next, and the one that follows, and the one hyped up by the japs, and the one after that and so on
>>2939776Portal 2 prototypes. Genuinely, there's a lot of fun concepts in there. I had a blast with the adhesion gel puzzles from the March 18th build. A shame not every gel level WORKS...As for games that actually came out recently? I think the newest game I've played that I really enjoyed was Mad Games Tycoon 2. It finally fulfilled the PvA game dev experience I wanted.
>>2939945I joined all of those except fine because I don't have her.
>>2939935Do NOT check fan counts
QuestionSince all Umas are born around the same season because that's how their counterparts work, does that mean they have a strict heat cycle or they only give birth to umas if sex was had during heat and they just pop out normal humans in any other circumstance?
>>2939928I do plan to play Paces, but I fear it's a brick because I have LB0 Creek and no CB
>>2938865Maketaaaa
>>2939903Maybe, but I think getting to see how newer umas would've theoretically performed in older CMs aside from obvious funkillers like XOguri is a pretty fun idea. If I were organizing something like this I'd probably try for some sort of middle ground, like:>All umas allowed>Nu-URA only (or nu-Unity or whichever is applicable to the specific CM)>Maximum of 2 SSRs in the deck, to reflect how a lot of people back then were SSRlets or at best had Kitasan + a borrow slot
Speaking of the state of /v/, I actually tried discussing the prototypes(though I didn't have anything playable at the time so it ended up just being "hey can someone get me a patch?") It didn't go well for many reasons, but damn, I didn't expect the reaction of "it doesn't matter, only autists would be interested in cut content." Like, fuck man, I'm not allowed to be passionate about shit I enjoyed and look more deeply into how it was made?
>>2939839A lot of these games were clearly made to rent though.I can only imagine the sheer feeling of anger someone who picked up Jurassic Park for the SNES at Blockbuster only to turn the console off for bed, then wake up the next morning to find out that you have to beat the game in one sitting.
>>2939947I haven't seen a Falco in the throne room ever since she was dragged out crying and screaming during Currens coronation
>>2939961Actually laughed
I'm so fucking drunk
bounceslop guy attaching himself to curren is the worst thing that could have happened to her
>>2939950Its the biggest cope, half the fun races are done in Unity or Ura anyway. Neighas are just lazy
>>2939965To be fair Curren is kinda easy to do meme content for since her whole thing is being an e-girl.
>>2939964Okay anon but how is that related to uma musume
>>2939960It was normal. But as an adult I tolerate it much less. It's funny I played the steam version of Final Fantasy 9 recently and they don't beat around the bush and give you x2/x4 speed on demand in the game along with a bunch of optional cheats built in if you don't want to deal with certain things. I basically used the speed thing to save myself a ton of time during traveling and battles in the game because even my nostalgia couldn't block out how slow some things were in that game.
The biggest problem with fun races is that they all start with M so they all want Monday for themselves. Munday, Machan, Mejiro, Mfine Motion.
>>2939965To Falco? I agree
>>2939829https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/save-webp-as-png-or-jpeg/Fucking Christ anon.
I will not bounce, I will not boing, I will not jiggle, and I will not hire that man.
>>2939954Lorewise they just pop out like normal humans. But a heat cycle is funnier to imagine
>>2939982Will you Jiggie though?
>still the best scenario to dateAPOLOGIZE
>>2939970Because I'm drunk and play umamusume. No Gomshi today though
>>2939986*spits*
>>2939986Die, Bitcho
>>2939986Fuck off Riko
You wanted the worst?You got the worstThe oneThe onlyHotUmaGlueWe are looking to recruit new members, we did another flatliner purge and we are looking for new blood or veterans willing to do some auto runs a day to get us a neat amount of fans per week. 7 million and its all good. Trade shoes, shoot the shit, dont kick me in the nuts tho.
>>2939986I always said it was KINO THO??
>>2939986sex with little cocon
>>2939776I pirated Corsair's Cove and it's neat being able to build on the walls but some buildings, like bigger housing, take way too long to unlock if you don't cheat.
>>2939986No thanks, behead all ningen.
>>2939986That scenario SUCKSThis one however, is the best scenario in the game.
>>2939929Most fun races are boring>only run this uma races
>>2939998Why the fuck is Taiki roughly the same height as me in this image?
>>2939986
>>2939986DIE
>>2939998I can't wait to to transport a gun at the airport just to see what the process is like. Although IIRC, guns go in checked luggage in the USA, right?
>>2940002Do you want the thread-pick races where B and below umas are the only ones allowed? No one even has an excuse anymore, 5 R cards and no skills results in a C+.
>>2939958I can just make a 2nd room with that approach (or something similar) and see how that goes alongside the less restrictive first room. For CM2 it would URA only and contain restrictions on only using cards released up to SSR Speed Kawakami Princess (SR Windy came out the day after the /v/ictory stakes so it wouldn't be legal for this).
>>2939986Hmmm.....nyo.
>>2940000
>>2939983>9 months a year of normal sex>3 months where your pelvis is in a cast
>>2939995holy so/v/l
>>2940008Yeah, and in a special case the TSA is supposed to be open(which ironically a violation of a different, older law that says guns should be transported in a case that has a unique lock with only one key. The US has too many laws.)https://www.tsa.gov/travel/transporting-firearms-and-ammunition
>>2940000>quads of truth I will never forget how she saved us in uma's darkest hour.
>>2940000Quads of truthI remember despising old Unity and thinking it sucked compared to URA Finale, but new Unity felt pretty good and fixed some of my biggest issues with the scenarioI'd still definitely prefer having to go back to old Unity over playing Grand Concert, but that's not a high bar
>>2940000Can't argue with those
Thoughts on my deck?
>>2940025>Only the uma musume are SSRsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTicing
>>2940025Why does cheating on your trainee make her mood go up?
>>2940025Gonna make a great Falco with that!
>>2940009I don't like rank limits and I don't like stuff that forces you to have good Parents (Longslop)I mostly just want something more interesting.The Demoflats race filled up and was fun and I think that was during MANT
>>2939856Marry, kill, fuck.
I want to fuck the shit out of Light Hello, no other pal present or future incites that reaction in my, LH is too fucking hot and forward, oh my God fucking B95 I'd fuck the shit out of her in the middle of a Live Jesus ChristSorry for the post
>>2940036Based
>>2940041This but Sugar Lights. Shut the fuck she's a pal.
Is there an anonymous streaming platform ala Twitch but with the ability to hide my username or something? It feels like there should be one.>>2940031>I don't like rank limitsOkay well that unfortunately kind of fucks up the entire point of the "hey, the guys who are doing poorly in this game can still participate and do well in this race" race, but that's fair I suppose.
>>2940041>Sorry for the postAre you retarded, any man who does not want to tap THIS is low test
>>2940029Not when its king commendation practice
>>2940049OL cakes are the best flavor of woman.
>>2940049just put the tokens in the bag you piece of crap
Block my angling but I block your endguri
>>2940046I mean it's a fun race, I don't think a lot of people are optimising for it.I throw in the first uma I build and hope for the best
>>2940061Yeah but there was a time where I couldn't even break B+, while people were pulling off S as a baseline. Kind of why I started those races.
>>2940041>I'd fuck the shit out of her in the middle of a Live Jesus Christ>fucking the shit out of light hello in the dressing room while the uma you're dating is out there singing her heart out hoping you're watching her
>>2940044sharker lights
>>2940080Do UGlets still exist?
>>2940082Light Hello is the fat bastard of an NTR story
>>2940080I'd be fine with SR cards only or R cards only or something similar.I just don't want the extra work of calculating my rank during the career
>>2940087I have, to date, 2 S ranks and 1 S+ rank.
>>2940092Tragically, there's no way to enforce that, otherwise I'd gladly do that instead. It was already technically impossible to enforce B(its either C+ or B+ on the rank select,) but this is arguably even worse because at least I could easily spot the B+ and nag.
I don't like rank limits because my autotrainer will always go beyond A+
>>2940099I don't think enforcement is needed, we don't get anybody joining with 2 umas in the stakes even though it's not prohibited by the game.Some guy might be dumb and join without realising the rules sometimes but he'll probably notice and leave if people tell him to
>>2940111Yeah for the most part people are chill
Does anyone else ever avoid doing TTs against someone using your oshi's title?
I'm so fucking drunk Jesus Chrisy I can barely type
>>2940041
>>2940125I can't read moonrunes but holy fuck
>>2940109What the fuck are you feeding your umas?
>>2939650wait what sovereignty got sick again?
>>2940095
>>2940138JOBreignty was liable to be pulled out of that race for at least a couple weeks at this point but yeah. He was officially cut from the lineup two days ago. If he's going to race Forever Young this year it'll be next month at the Breeder's Cup Classic.
>>2940118Sober hands typed this post.
I'm too fucking drunk jesus Christ
>>2940189post your cock
>>2940189Unironically drink a glass water with a generous pinch of horse electrolytes.You'll never get a hangover again.
>>2940195No nigger, kill yourself>>2940196I did and I had a ham sandwich but I'm still drunk as shit
>>2940199You gotta piss like a racehorse, brother.
>>2940196>>2940200The guy who drank those in that greentext ended up fucked up, I'm not doing that
I do not care for Light Hello no matter how nice and large her breasts are.
>>2940200
ermagards bwoes pwease twone it dowwwwnn this is a heckin wholsum thread...
>>2940203He didn't.
>>2940203I don't recommend the horse electrolytes just because they taste kinda gross. I know stuff made for animals tends to be lower quality but that was absolutely not apple flavor, not even close.
>>2940207I can't trust this shit
>>2940207If I eat this will I get isekaid to the Uma world?
Why are some of you faggots so drunk? This can't be healthy
>>2940212Damn, that'd be a fun story idea.Shame I'd have no idea where to go once they arrive.
>>2940211Totally anecdotal but I do actually use this whenever I drink to get hydrated and piss out a potential hangover. Just one glass of horseade, one glass regular water, it's great.I've been meaning to try and see if I can use it as a fasting aid.
>>2940213medium times create broken men
>>2940203You only get fucked up if you take a huge fuckoff dose meant for a horse.
>>2940216I'm too fucking drunk to honestly type if you honestly say it works for you I will buy it for next time
Why is it slow?Why is everybody drunk?Oh well, let's drink and Jig.https://jiggie.fun/92AibF
>>2939986Unironically Unity 2.0 is the better one we have, if we could get GL stats I'd be playing it
>>2939986This is the only scenario I have never done. Only clanks that don't generate the events.I kind of want to keep it that way just for fun.
Stupid sexy Gold Ship
Wake up.
>>2940249For me it's stupid sexy Bakushin
>>2940249Golshi's family is pretty hot. I guess the Gold family has some cuties too.
Stupid sexy Special Week...
>>2940258NOBODY says this
>>2940261I did. Just now.
>>2940258She should be green
>>2940266
>>2940227>>2940220>>2940213I'm not drunk myself but I noticed my typos are coming out more lately because I been working for 12 hours already (coworker got food poisoning so I'm doing overtime to cover him)
>>2940270Now make her bigger and sluttier.
>>2938865I won again
>I'm so le ebin drunk!>Look at me! I'm so quirky!
>>2940276This but with wind and unironically
>>2940275I kneel.But I won the public rainy Nakayama 3600m race some Biwa-oshifag put up with my own Hayahide.
>>2940276This.WEEDBROS, RISE UP
My liver needs to work overtime
>>2940250https://youtube.com/watch?v=IfPHyOzkEqo
Building 0% speed growth umas is fucking hell
>>2940296SOAD really was the last big meme metal band huh
>>2939856Fuck, kill, marryOrfevre can go back to Genshin with that design
>unironically liking and maining scoutYep I'm leaving, what a horrible community /v/ma has become.
Maybe the dumb avian is sexy after all...https://x.com/estvulgaris/status/2096319282690810083/
>>2940310Don't insult my boy like that.
>>2940310
>>2940310I main Medic
>>2940305Metal kind of disintegrated after the 2000s. Like sure, new songs were made and new bands were started, but I never heard that shit on the radio. Even the old stations that used to be dedicated to rock and adjacent genres stopped playing it, and I can't think of any YouTube examples of a metal band hitting top 100 numbers.
>>2940319Scout is just adam sandler right
>>2940321I just remembered Avenged Sevenfold exists, but that shit sucked.
>>2940276Amazing how quickly /soc/posting kills activity.
>>2940310I was a Spyfag and even had a few unusuals(back when that was a special thing I guess)
>>2940326It's around the same time the thread has died every day in the leadup of this CM though...
>>2939185>enemies get stronger against overwhelming odds
>>2940282Based, we must continue terrorizing these pubs rooms until rank improves.
>>2940338The only reason it's not 2 is because I haven't encountered fap material for her.
>>2940343she got a lot from her alt
okay this isn't fair how "jp uma not mentioned" even counts!? I demand a recount! Daiwa was robbed by the newma conspiracy
You ever post something you ever so slightly proud of and then someone posts an older, much better execution of your OC?The overlap between Natie's and my internal thoughts are fucking dangerously close right now.
>>2940347Fuck you, Fenomeno and Transcend mog her.
>>2940343There is none, she is completely non sexual
>guy still hasn't responded to my commission request to commission my Umawife like thisHURRY UP
>>2940347Where the fuck is narita top road
>>2940347Think about it this way: There are more newmas than there are votes for them. Since the actual ratio of newma fappers will remain unknown in this poll, it would be fair to equally divide each vote between all newmas. By doing this, each newma will individually be considered less lusted over than Bamboo Memory.
>>2940358In JP uma not mentioned, along with almond eye, gran alegria, gentildonna, laurel and other pure sexs
>>2940361None of the Umas you listed are sexy
>>2940362KWABxina....
>>2940347I do think the JP uma category is too broad. Not only does it span a huge range of body types but it also includes everything from soon to be released ones like Wonder Acute to the newest of newmas like Rulership
Get in the Jig. >>2940227
>>2940348No, but that's probably because the only OC I've ever made (aside from cropping reaction images) is a shitty mspaint drawing from nearly a year agoAnyways, just think of it like that one "holy shit two cakes" picture
Choose one to fight at your side while the others attack you. Little Floofy is a wildcard.For me? It's Antley.
>>2940380Chole Harvard's uplifting aura is far greater than any amount of potential, and stray cats don't stand a ghost of a chance against it.
huh what songs are we even getting, gonna guess we're gonna get this around the creek/cb banner
>>2940380Bottom, which uma career is this anyway
>>2939014aight finally have a chance to record my run, how do i actually get my uma screen captured? i normally do full screen capture, but i think i shouldn't
>>2940387Machan.
>>2940388I use ShareX, it's for taking screenshots but also has a feature to draw a square on your screen and record whatever is in it.
>>2940379>two cakes>I FUCKING HATE OCAlright but seriously, I just have an unnecessarily fragile ego. I apologize for venting, I'll work on it.>>2940388I use OBS. Use a window capture and application audio capture if possible.
>>2939185>this is the top 10 most desirable umas according to /v/maLooks like FATwa really is ICHIBAN
>my 110 tp pot stim is now down to 1It's fucking over.
>>2940403
>>2940386
>>2940403Groove is 2nd so there's obviously a bunch of troll votes
>>2940403>Digigoat in the top 10wonderfulwuv her
>>2940411Well obviously given that Ryan has any votes at all.
>>2940403>third again
>>2940403>suzuka not in the top 10what the hell
>>2940403I don't agree with it 100% but I expected a much worse list to be honest.
>>2940411You cannot be this deep in the closet bro
>>2940415FLATFAGS WHAT HAPPENED?
>>2940403>COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW>And Digital Lmao
>>2940411I can see why someone could not like Groove's personality, but her body is ridiculous
>>2940415Cafe is the Flat Empire's representative
>>2940403Kitasan is only there because we've all seen her tits a thousand times. We're just familiar with her, that's a wash.
>>2940403Also worth mentioning that Cafe and Inari are tied with Digitan and Barbin at the moment.
>>2940421Don't care about the body when she has an uggo face
>>2940426She just looks like an asian tiger mom
>>2940426How? Is it the eyeliner
>>2940428>>2940427Resting bitch face
>>2940431
>>2940422I dont know whats up with cafe but she's very alluring
>>2940431Hah? That's what makes it good.You've never wanted to fuck the bitchiness off a hot Karen's face?
>>2940436Cafe is insanely sensual.
>>2940438I wouldn't call an uma I want to hate fuck the most desirable
Surprised Fuji and Creek are that low with how much this place loves tits
Cafe's hotspring event made me feel violated.
Specify which JP Uma you had in mind when you voted.
what's a good auto bot build for the long CM that's next? i can't be assed to train for longslop
>>2940403>every single daiwabrown is a fucking coomerAnother win for VodkaGODS.
>>2939776Priconne
>>2940459FenomenoTranscendBlast One PieceBubblegum FellowRulershipDream JourneyWonder Acute
>>2940459Rulership
>>2940459Duramente
>>2940459Rulership.
>>2940459Rulership's fat tits
>>2940451
>>2940459Windy.
>>2940459Gran Alegria
>all this talk about jerking off to umasIs this /v/ma or did I accidentally open /uma/?
>>2940460>Autoing the literal best CM of all timeSigh....what cards you got
>>2940480Read >>2939368
>>2940464>>2940466>>2940468>>2940472>Rulershipreddit is that way
>>2940481You said that about the last CM
>>2940480We are civilized, don't want to fuck EACHOTHER, aren't trying to make eachother nut and it ultimately lead to character and story discussion. That's the difference
>>2940480No, this is actually /umajp/, im watching the debuts and maidens from tonight and a Gold Ship grey colt won his debut by end closing just like papa, clear cut.
>>2940484We love the chuddette here
>>2940481my only stam is creek i got the tachyon and kitasan and 2 star fine motion
>>2940480True we should be running rooms>xog wins>xog wins>xog wins>xog winsThanks for joining see you next time!
>>2940487What is the most nutworthy moment in Fenomeno's story?
>>2940486It was true though, literally look at the OP
>>2940480I'm not on /uma/?????
>>2940493I dunno, I was referring to the discussion on curren's or bamboo's or zephyr's stories. Idk anything about mamechin
>>2940488Here he is, ready to take his winning parade pic
>>2940493The princess carry
>>2940459Let's see...>Admire Groove>Almond Eye>Buena Vista>Cheval Grand>Chrono Genesis>Curren Bouquetd'or >Dantsu Flame>Daring Tact>Dream Journey>Durandal>Espoir City>Forever Young >Fusaichi Pandora>Gentildonna>Gran Alegria>Hishi Miracle>Hokko Tarumae>Loves Only You>Lucky Lilac>Marche Lorraine>Mejiro Ramonu>Neo Universe>Phalaenopsis >Red Desire >Sakura Laurel>Satono Crown>Stay Gold>Still in Love>Transcend>Verxina>Victoire Pisa>Vivlos>Wonder Acute
>>2940492>Frontfags trying to act like they can't win
>>2940499Hope he doesn't explode
>>2940484Yeah, Reddit is that way.Me and Rulership were planning to raid it later, do you want to join?
>>2940499Why would he?
>>2940509Golshilings are unfortunately prone to exploding. You've seen the one video?
>>2940510I am unaware and require context
>>2940227
>>2940511RETRACT THIS STATEMENT NOW I BEG YOU
>>2940512This pic is by that CHAD that draws umas in the onsen right? I recognize the artstyle
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>>2940511A lot of Gold Ship's offspring inherited his dam, Point Flag's weak legs instead of his which are very sturdy, or Stay Gold's. It also doesnt help a lot of his better kids had dams with genes from Roses in May, one of Big Red Farm's longest serving studs but also one that had a bad habit of transfering both his speed and fragile legs to his offspring through the mares, or through himself.
I regret to inform you all that Windy's song is good.
>>2940512They should really be wearing more clothes in February
I really need to kill somebody
>>2940519Stop posting here Stego
>>2940517Post it
>>2940523https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THnBLOIFTT4
>>2940490Well if you really wanna do it, tachyon, kitasan, Creek, LH, and 2 wit cards. You're not going to win thougj
Weren't they supposed to do half TP on URA? What happened with that?
>>2940526Not my thing, but I'll admit that it's pretty good.
>>2940403For me it's
>>2940536>literally all of the best umas>unsexyI'd say eat a dick but you're chokin' on them right now, aren't you?
>>2940536>unsexy>PalmerWOAH WOAH WOAH
Did we decide whether or not flustered skills suck?
>my pace chasers aces have been getting their ass kicked latelyMaybe late is the way after all...
>>2940536>One of my favs in Total Babe>Mostly agree with the unsexy tierNah you alright
>>2940536>Teio>UnsexyWhat a faggot
>>2940539My danchode will be happy because im spending all my TP autoing Palma runs to get her to bond 11
>>2940536Very fucking based rank
>>2940536Tachyon's sex if you get her to wash up
I will bake the instant we hit image limit. Use your remaining images wisely
>>2940539The black horse of mejiro!
>>2940536>that entire unsexy listthis is what its like to have eyes yet be unable to see mount tai
Lates are gonna want Dober and Supreme Racist parents for Arima right?Fuck getting a long Dober parent is gonna suck.
>>2940536>Yukino>Total babeWhen this character hits for someone she really hits, huh?
>>2940554Ines Fujin mindbroke /v/ma on release
>>2940554>freckle erasureNope.
>>2940556Look harder
>>2940554Ines SEXO
She fucking won btw
>>2940540They do suck quite a bit mathematically, just not worth SP investment at all
>>2940562So they'd be worth it on a dombot then. I just remember seeing some kind of discourse about them actually reducing the time an uma spends rushed or something.
>>2940559If there's freckles, they've been jpegged away.
>>2940561Won gallons apparently
I genuinely don't understand women. I give up
>>2940561She killed millions
>>2940561She's ugly but is a butterface and her body is hot
>>2940565>>2940540Oh I'm retarded, I meant frenzied skills not flustered.
>>2940561I got a coombot in Sillytavern to act just horny enough to be hot but just normal enough to be in character. Actual gallons lost
Daiwa just beat out the Newmas
My newma wife is way sexier than Daiwa Scarlet.
Speaking of fujin. Why is her ult apparently mid?
>>2940588Ugly
>>2940554wtf is this shit
>>2940588Her unique is only broken on Tokyo tracks, and Tokyo CMs aren't that common. By the time she gets busted evolved skills, like a 4 SECOND MEDIUM SPEED EATER, she'll have her valentine's alt which replaces v.Bourbon and is much stronger overall
>>2940548You fat lying fuck
We have circuses, but where's the bread?
>>2940593In like 15 minutes after my dinner
Do we consider Open now?
>>2940594What are you eating
>>2940550taishin does not have anything I could call mounts
>>2940597He's eating bread>>2940599>>2940599>>2940599
>>2940603Kill yourself
>>2940603Not joining this thread
>>2940609>>2940604Falcobros, please...
>>2940613>>2940603Nigger, go back to /uma/
>>2940621Curren website
>>2940625Get cancer
