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aight time to see if we can get 301 images by the time the CM finals starts
Coffee LOVE
Look at that footwork. She could KO you in the blink of an eye.
Ugh
>>2981255I doubt it. We'll most probably either skip Nishino OP or delay the winner OP
>>2981255No need to spam, we are not on /v/, we can use the threads as we need them
Is getting all (or most) of the skills I need when looping a good sign to move on and start rolling for grandparents?
STOP GIVING ME GUTS SPARKS AAAAAAAAAAAA
>See active event>Half TP and double rewardsFuck ye->URA onlyBut why?
I mean why wouldn't you move on if you got all of the skills you wanted?
Acute bake so Nishino wont get an OP to end her reign
>>2981273in JP, URA 2.0 dropped with wonder acute
>>2981276Acute didn't get her bread so I had to do it. Gomen, little girl.
>>2981255This should have been a Nishino bake since Wonder Acute's banner is not ending soon
>>2981273Time to do some fan runs!
>>2981273me and my homies love URA
>>2981256Let's gooo
>>2981274I don't know I've never gotten this far before, just want to be sure there's no secret shit I need to know like needing 6 or 7 generations folded a thousand times to have an additional .05% boosted chance for a spark or whatever
>>2981287Nah as long as you've affinitymaxxed and the entire line has more or less all of the skills you want then you're free to move on.
>>2981287>6 or 7
CM CHILLING ROOMGRAB A SMOKEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-vSSYEuO88
>>2981291very cool thanks here's hoping getting stamina longs won't take forever
>>2981287now add more skills :)
>>2981273unless you have ultra giga nigga loopas you should want to start with ura anyway
>>2981129the haku for that third race btw since results were never posted: https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=y_PSpl3QQlbXrBXrEB-UKZsG>pictured: moments before disaster
can you make good grand/parents in URA?
Seems worthwhile to do fan runs after reset to get the double carat rewards if you plan on doing parent runs later
retatd here do I still need light hello outside of grand concert when doing autos?
>nicotine useNo thanks Fag
>>2981129Sorry for disappearing, had to wagecuckThanks for coming bros! More later
>>2981299>wont take forever2 star blue is 45 percent, 3 star is 5 percent.Thats one in five odds, divided by five. So 10 percentLong spark is divided by the number of As your uma has, with the best scenario of four. so one in four. Then its1-Star (): 20% chance2-Star (): 70% chance3-Star (): 10% chanceSo your odds,at best are around one in 50 for a passable parent. Now include groundworks into the mix.
>>2981317Free PTO spark chance and gold skill to boost rating.
>>2981261>>2981264Its fine, this has happened before and we usually blaze through a thread in 6 hours.
aren't you supposed to be running one of these 3 as aces? what's the point of sharing them as parents?
>>2981326>groundworksUhh, yeah, i sure hope it does
>>2981324>missed rooms again award
>>2981332For Christmas Daiwa later
>>2981324I demand more.
Nishino doesn't deserve this disrespect
Are either Maruzenskys still good or is she skating uphill without her own card to use?
What inherits do I want on ends for CM?
>>2981332I pity the poor bastard training Kitasan in Grand Live
>>2981336Its fine, hop in968378039683780396837803>>2981342We can blaze through this thread in 5 hours, then we can use pic related as OP
>>2981249>Kita blanco banner nears>Don't log in for 5 days>get 100 free kita pulls!>Only 3* I get is base McqueenI already know this going to be me next month.
>>2981351I was going to do that since she is meta, is there a problem?
Get me outta here
>>2981350MPB and Base spe imo
>>2981353isn't the idea to get the discounted spark?
>>2981352i will continue spectating so i can post more hakurakus of suzuka bowling ball
>>2981345Base maru is always sorta shit. Smaru is decent but gimped
>>2981355She has one of the worst careers in the game, gameplay-wise. You'll need one heck of a highroll if you want to make a strong Kita
>>2981352I will roll one spot for one race just to see if she survives.
>>2981366The shittier sequel to falco bowling ball
>>2981353Who do you get the other 50 rolls on if you log in?
>>2981375Stamina spe and wit Sweeper
>>2981374falco would make a better bowling ball since she's so round
>>2981372Is all good, I dont mind id people join in with non full teams.
>>2981374I've seen a Suzuka bowling ball DESTROY an oguri into getting disted by another gassing Suzuka! The Oguri was fine btw plenty of stamina and normal stats otherwisel she just couldn't escape from behind Suzuka
>>2981361Not commander spechud?
>>2981362Yeah that'd be the smart move.But I just need more umas, doesn't need to be Kita herself and I already planned 200 pulls elsewhere.>>2981375Spechud stam and Sweepy wit, Spe gives NSM, but both are easy skips.
>>2981352GIT FUCKED NERDS624704276247042762470427
>>2981299>here's hoping getting stamina longs won't take foreverhaha... yeah... technically i do have a few 2 and 3 stams but all of them have either a dogshit white count, no uma stan and NN, or a bad pink
>>2981381>>2981397That's painful, I was hoping it'd be ok brian or something.Watch as it starts mid CM so you have to log in to compete and lose on kita pulls.
>>2981395Commander spechud is generic free laterace for everyone. I value the current speed nuke a little bit more
>>2981400so why does the bonbon perform so much better when kita is there, doesn't she already get paceup checks since she's not in first bc of runaway suzu?
Holy shit symboli kris s is such a cracked card
>>2981369Ok so I will not be able to do it. I am not that good at this game, I give up on Kita
>>2981407i'm dumb normal fronts can't spot struggle with runaways but is there anything else?
I need a bit of a highroll but there's still close to a month before CM20
>>2981353Just so I can plan this correctly I need to not log in from reset the day the banner releases until reset when it switches to the uma rolls correct? So like the 19th to the 24th it looks like?
>>2981400https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=iwq-ohymV5U0SY4jTAoEAsQl
>>2981400>Low gutsShe did not survive I guess. I wasn't paying too much attention but I'm assuming she whiffed recovs thanks to the lack of wit from using Dia.
fronts want nimble nav too, right?
>>2981400CLANK CLANK CLANK664514726645147266451472>>2981407Kita is a MANT filler uma to help her push up and activate her unique and mid race skills that need another front like top runner, when I remake the kita both will be threats as whoever isn't in 1st procs victory cheer
>>2981421Very low on the priority scale but if you have the SP yeah.
>>2981369I'm retarded, I don't get it
>>2981421Its aight, super low priority
>>2981423https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ihbVZmjBHzduRueAJuG7CN5w
Who do I go for with Legend Races next? Umas I have yet to obtain are Fuji, Rudolph, Bourbon, Biwa, Spe, or Flash. They're all around 90-120 stars left so time to get them doent matter really
>>2981426She wastes so many senior turns racing.
>>2981425is it worth looping in? or do I just stick with pp,dd,wit,gw? search result count drastic go down when I add nn in the filter
>>2981426Those are all high facility trainings that you're losing.
>>2981409Is that a good or bad thing
>>2981423How do you plan to deal with >>2981369 I ask that as a unskilled tard that also wants to build her
>>2981430Who do you like the most?
>>2981434Not worth it if you ask me. There's way too many other much more important front skills to have but again if you have the SP and it's there why not.
>>2981423Bigger and sluttier doto completely dominates my clanker472503634725036347250363
>>2981426Racing in GL means less stats and less tokens. Also, training in Grand Live becomes incrementally strong as the career goes on because of the TE songs, so you definitely don't want to waste turns in the late game.That screenshot is Kitasan's senior year race schedule. It's bad. Really bad. It's almost as if she was made exclusively for MANT.
>>2981445>UF4>When I still haven't even reached UF onceI want to die
>>2981445https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=SGOxYexghdjdtw7UhtPnFKX1
>>2981445Blaze Brian is going to be scary if pace can win like this
Weird how no one is using spechud
>>2981439Eh, its not a big deal. Kita has great growths. Smart falcon has super shitty senior year races to do too and I won plat last CM with one of my best win rates ever
>>2981457Bro is day 0 none of my umas have Long S even, chill, the Spechuds will come
>>2981456that doto even missed 0.4 worth of accel
>>2981459Yeah but like you are super duper good, idk if I can compensate. I don't know if I can compensate >>2981450 the loss of turns
>>2981445Paizuri one out of NOWHERE796467087964670879646708
City you're lucky you're hot because this is some damn bullshit in this scenario.
>>2981475https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=tIRZSnV0tpCnwDc-V0hksUD4
>>2981477
>>2981404Kek, thankfully the sprint CM starts on the 28th, so you do lose 5 days of preparation, but it's a sprint so who fucking cares, not like we need to use brick supports and grind highrolls for that one.>>2981416Yeppers, afaik that's how it should work.
>>2981477I say this but to pearl
>>2981482
>>2981440They're all kinda the same to me desu. I already got the ones I like the most
>>2981483>thankfully the sprint CM starts on the 28thhonestly i'm not too sure, i feel like Cygames will move the schedule a bit to have blaze brian release at the start of CM or after CM
>>2981475This one looks familiar835177248351772483517724
>>2981457Spechud will be the XOguri of next CM, every single f2p will use her since she comes for free and she's top tier.
>>2981430am i fucking blindi didnt know we could have farmed Bobo all this time
>>2981477>>2981482The amount of grief this bitch put me through to get a good one out last CM was unbelievable.
>>2981496https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=tIRZSnV0tpCnwDc-V0hksUD4aight will have to skip out on spectating some rooms, need to take care of laundry
Pacebros I thought we sucked and we were not viable?
>>2981499it's the OG clanker, not choco tho
>>2981503Thank you for your hard work>>2981496And thank you for hosting
>>2980732>But Sex with MarchI would love to train a regional country bumpkin like march, fuck me her trainer is lucky, before her haircut she had the right degree of violence and desire for a rival to reach greater heights, her first thought when she finds out that oguri was going to central was smack the fuck out of her because she felt betrayed before deciding that if she wins she gets to keep oguri as her rival/fren, her autismo is beautiful
Parent farming is so utterly dogshit I'm shocked I haven't dropped uma yet. Even with auto it's just miserable garbage. I can't even play the game until I have a parent because without good Long pinks ace runs are pointless. And even once I have that the game will still dump half my runs in the trash by not giving Long S. And instead of doing this independently of how the run is going it will instead intentionally kill good runs and give Long S to bad runs.I just really fucking hate this garbage mechanic.
>>2981511Uma enlightenment is realizing parent farming is a meme and the blues are barely relevant
>>2981505It's true? Idk what point you are trying to make
>Try to do this 1201 guts mission finally>Send Daiwa with 6 guts cards>Doesn't even break 1kGranted, the only parents with guts sparks only had +17 worth, but yeesh.
>>29814966/9Where my frontGODS at
the affinity number takes priority over any of the other ones, right? say for example the one below this one has 143 affinity but 20 wins in GL, this is still better right?
>>2981520loopan!
>>2981513>blues barely matter>in a scenario with terrible stamina gains
>>2981520>smoking>when running is the point of her entire existencewhy are they like this...
>>2981523For raw inheritance odds yes, but if it doesn't have the skills/pinks/etc you want you have to look elsewhere regardless
>>2981520I might not join after hearing how hard Kita-chan is to build sorreh
>>2981496ACK953581439535814395358143>>2981530How about you try before throwing the towel, I bet I can get a decent kita out in today's borrows.
How exactly does affinity work anyways? Because it sounds like it's beyond just trying to double circle with your parent choices.
>fantastic junior yearBad support chains, I can feel it in my bones.
>>2981538More affinity means better inspirations fue to higher odds for proccing pretty much everything
>>2981537Ok, maybe you can show me how
>>29815376/9I think ill make this the last, I wanna play the game and start building my kitasan so I can have someone that actually challenges VB and pushes her up.
>>2981528She's smoking juice!
>>2981538Double circling is 150+ affinity, max is 500. Optimized parent affinity can hit around 450 which GREATLY increases spark inheritance.
they should have... TRIPLE CIRCLE icons
>>2981537Thats all for now folks! Good luck in finals and the stakes. Gonna play the game now
>>2981571Thanks, best of luck
Yeah I don't think ralying on sparks is gonna work out stamina wise, I'll just replace Marvy with Creek and pray that Tachyon highrolls enough
I had a really good question I wanted to ask but I forgot what it was
>>2981537That Doto is disgusting. How the fuck do you get almost 1600 speed, 1200 power and 1300 wit, even more so when bringing a LB1 wit card.
>>2981537>>2981588I guess the only way to make Pace win is to get an insane amount of stats that I am incapable of replicating
>>2981530She's strong on paper, it's just that her career requires more effort. It's not impossible to make a good Kitasan.
So while the 1/2 TP is up, you're supposed to loop skills in with URA? Can you get a high enough rank to try for parents or is that GL only?
Bricked run but holy shit she's hot
>>2981607She makes me go feral every time
>>2981607I'd Kita on her san 'till shes Harikitte Ikou
Special Week is fat and I would not train her.
>>2981538I also think grandparents only have a halved chance to inspire but I don't know if that's applied to the pre- or post- affinity boosted result
>>29816074/10 I don't like her hair
>>2981607those armpits make me go umapyoi
>>2981607I want to get blacked by kitasan
This game is very VERY good at depressing you whenever you have a fun idea, and I'm not just talking about mid-career, every single aspect here is designed to throw you a piece of shit in your face whenever you plan something you could enjoy doing
>>2981558I'm working with 300 affinity according to chrono but this shit is hard to do, this fucking game and its learning curve never ends
Universally lusted upon umas>Taiki Shuttle>Meisho Doto>Kitasan Black>Sweep Tosho>Daiwa Scarlet>Mejiro PalmerAm i correct that this is the consensus here?
>>2981626You are vagueposting too much I don't even know what you're talking about
>>2981631Remove everyone but the last two.
>>2981615>>2981558>>2981545Jesus. I really gotta get better about some of this stuff.
>>2981631only colored people are attracted to taiki shuttle
>>2981631Doto has huge bazonkas but her personality does nothing for me. She's too retarded and helpless.Dober is a moody teen and I don't get it.I like Palmer when she's dressed as a succubus but her normal attire is not my thing.
>just text her, ezkek Jordan is too cute.
>>2981631You forgot Urara
>charming in junior year>5 songs junior year including all 3 TE ones>Rainbows on speed like mad>Long S first inspiration>Garbage song rotation early y3, no 10%ers>Literally zero rainbows summer y3>Kris, Kita, and Jordan didn't finish
>>2981626You are clearposting too much, I perfectly understand what you're talking about.
>>2981648I genuinely cannot imagine jordan having a job after tracen academy
>>2981631I do not lust after the loli brat or the weakest Meijiro
>>2981652>5 songs junior year including all 3 TE onesThe moment this shit happens I know the run will die
>>2981657there is a job every girl can do really easy
>>2981662Running?
>>2981631Nothing about doto or sweep are attractive personality wise, fun characters maybe but not anything I lust after
>>2981631I would add Maruzensky, Gold Ship and Biwa Hayahide
>>2981657it's okay if everything goes wrong she will get a diploma as a nail designer, trust
>>2981662HR?
>nobody mentioning janny despite her being second place in the poll
>>2981672Does Jordan even know what HR stands for
>>2981669I am not into hagsI am not into tards, even helmets offI am into bananaplay
>>2981631How could you forget INES FUJIN? She sent everyone on release on such a lust-fueled frenzy that we had schizos thinking that paid shills were advertising her here
>>2981669I still haven't fapped to Goldship and I've done it with most of the cast mind you
>>2981657Bortski her second calling is quite obviously a manicure specialist at some beauty salon
>Before first summer>Need 3 more wit points>Training restrictedTHIS FUCKING BRAT NEEDS CORRECTION
>>2981673Boomer squad hasn't gotten off work yet.
Cygoys shills are here btw.They make uma propaganda and make you waste your precious carats on umas so you are not able to roll for supports without using your credit card.Wake up sheeple.
I get demoralized too easily, I don't know how to improve that. Like I'll read building something is hard and instantly think about giving up
>>2981673Our janny is an acquired taste that belongs to a super elite
>>2981687Ha... just five more posts glazing Blaze Brian and I'll survive this month...
Is three Goddesses fine at LB1 like most of the other pal cards?>Bro just borrow MLBI'm maining lates
>600 power before junior year is overI fucking love nunity so much
>>2981673I like the Janny but I want to give her a grandkid instead.
>>2981697Is super elite really the correct term for "50 year old"
>>2981701Yeppers
>>2981631This post is bait but I'll bite. Universally lusted characters? Among those currently released in Global:>CurrenChan>Agnes Tachyon>Super Creek>Nice Nature>Maruzensky>Digitan>Manhattan CafeThe rest are also lusted after but they are more on the niche side. But I'd argue these 7 are lusted after by everyone at one point or another.
>>2981702>Riko is posting in this thread
>>2981710I thought we were talking about lusted in BEEma
>>2981710Creek creeps me out so muchHer Cingray appearance is much more tolerable to me
>>2981723I can handle her freak
>>29817011LB looks fine, although lacking TEff really sucks ngl
>>2981683Zoomers crave air groove, trust me
Playing through grass wonders career for the first time. Is it me or does it kinda suck? She ignored the entire golden generation chasing a shadow that retired anyway. What the fuck
>>2981631According to rule34, Golshi is the most lewd uma
>>2981744Most lewded by AIjeets. They don't count.
>>2981723In-game Creek is a freak but it's played so straight it comes across as outright fetish bait at times. They should've gone with a slightly less serious angle like Digitan. Cingrey Creek is adorable tho
should i drop ancestors>also doing the 5 day break for 100 on kitasan and praying i get it by then or else idk what i'll do
>>2981723Your heart is simply impure. If your heart was pure like mine you'd put on the diaper without fuss or excitement.
ACUTEYOU ARE 16
>>2981752I'm a fucking degenerate too so I get it
>>2981752Creek in her career is ok in the last third, but she is one of the umas with biggest whiplash between the serious and funny bits. She come across as one of the most cartoonish and over the top characters in the latter. Cingrey dials it back so it's not a problem
>>2981764
>>2981742Well yes, that's the point: They took the fan's obsession with comparing her with Maruzensky as a device to deliver personal growth when she finally understands her obsession with Maruzen was making her blind about her own friends and her own development as a racer.
>>2981723
>>2981764Consider the following: Zoomers are less tech literate than millenials
I don't remember a single thing about Grass' career so maybe it does stink
>>2981767>Creek in her career is ok in the last thirdWe talking the same public wrestling on the beach and on tv PDA Super Creek here? The only way to not make her creepy is to be playing as a woman and even then it's not completely unfreaked.
>>2981742They didn't really race each other that much though. It makes sense for it to be a personal story like El's since they were both barred from the Classics but were winning all the big races outside of that.
>>2981742That made it one of more memorable careers
>>2981783
This is a 16 year old high schooler drinking juice
>>2981779I still don't know what goo goo babies actually entails
>>2981797Maybe I mutate Pearl and run her with Maru and Wonder Acute in the dirt CM as team high schooler
>>2981797This is also a 16 year old high schooler
>>2981784Nah not that way, the plot of her struggling with her illness was kinda ok and endearing, but then you just get sucker punched with the goo goo stuff. She's at her worst in the tama career from what I remember
>her parents run a boxing gymIs this some horse lore I am not aware of or does she just like punching people
>>2981783I remember liking it but since training her for a CM it's hard not to have all related braincells fully consumed by hatred for mood downs.
WONDER ACUTE LOBBY CONVOS:Convo 4: TM Opera OConvo 5: Hokko TarumaeConvo 6: Falco + Digitan
>>2981801
>>2981795>Wonder why Grass is such a moody bitch>Realize it's because her unique epithet requires her to be at less than maxed mood
>>2981783>There is no path before me, only in my wake. Also, spics have no rights in glorious nippon.Oldma careers sure were something.
>>2981783She suffers a lot from early game career syndrome. Most of them are really simple and harmless because the writers were probably terrified at the thought of offending the horse owners. Like, you read Oguri's career and it is the most boring shit you'll ever read. Grass does shine through her personality tho.
>first career of the day>get onsen ticketmarriage after her graduation here we go
>>2981812>Like, you read Oguri's career and it is the most boring shit you'll ever read.I thought it did the small town hero thing really well
>>2981808I mean come on, take away the eyebags and give her ears, and there we go
>>2981687>LB 3 Creek and LB 1 CB on 140 last time I rolledThey are doing a pretty shit job, I just wanted LB 1 CB. I can add an uma to my pull plan at this rate.
>>2981805Iirc it's because the irl owner ran one himself.
>>2981800Wonder Acute can't possibl->Turf G>Pearl has Dirt F and Maru has Dirt DOh...
>>2981797>>2981801Just a reminder than both have been mistaken for teachers when they were not wearing the Tracen uniform.
>>2981744>r34Now remove the futa tag and compare the results
>>2981818you're just imagining thighs
>>2981834>imagining thighsI sure do!
>>2981837Well i dont. Her thighs are real and juicy
>3:30 more hours
>>2981827>when they were not wearing the Tracen uniform.So they were naked?
>>2981845They have casual everyday clothes, you know
Imagine if uma was still niche so it got pretentious video essays
>>2981710Genuinely don't give a shit about Creek or Maru.
>>2981817wdym, literally nothing happens on her career: no stakes, no tension, no drama, nothing.
>>2981849the tachyon and light hello banner... broke me...
>>2981760Supposedly you should only bother with Ancestors if you are a late main as lates will be raped by good cards they should be borrowing instead.
>>2981851that's alright anon, it's ok to be gay.
>>2981706Yes Maruzensky is super elite but it is rude to talk about a woman's age.
>>2981631>>2981710The only one on these lists thst is accurate is Taiki.Everyone else is a mix of just cute, not to my taste, or I find actively unenjoyable.
>>2981849>i played umamusume, heres how it got me into real horse betting
>>2981849>How Uma Musume broke me>Tokai Teio is deeper than you think>Why Sweep Tosho's career is a feminist masterpiece >So....I played King Halo's career.
>>2981849>The game that made me lose EVERYTHING
>>2981849
>>2981849I hate those things with a passion they are all like >The [Adjective] of [Subject]And have some fag dressed like shit holding a tiny microphone or taped to a wacky object>>2981867>>2981868Exactly like this fuck I hate it
>>2981869>wants to destroy tracen>friends with tracen girls>attends the tracen classes>dates a tracen trainer
>>2981874>tracen trainerWere we? I thought we both were regionalGODS that came there to bomb the place or something
>>2981875I dont know im freely gaslighting to further my shitpost agenda
>>2981869I opened the image and my PC suddenly started lagging.
jesus fucking christ my heart, this was an onsen ticket on the line too btw
>>2981878Cows... And Horses...
>>2981849>The newma situation is CRAZY
>>2981804It's been a while since I played Creeks career, but I remember that most of her story is actually very cute and innocent.Only during the good ending things get freaky, when she drags her trainer around in public for some kinky roleplay.At the end she even teases you about going to a public bath together.And her trainer "only plays along" so Creek can "blow off steam" after races and between training sessions.
I have a type
>>2981874>friends with tracen girlsFemale friendship is fake as we all know>attends the tracen classesYou and her both agree it's only a means to an end so you can use not-poorfag equipment and you have to talk her into it>dates a tracen trainerNah you both hit it off immediately after CRIMSON NOVA and the rest of the Central dirters rape the regional umas in a race, you're her trainer from day 1 basically
>>2981849>I played Curren Chan’s career so you don’t have to>Why BNW are more important than you think>A REAL LIFE JOCKEY critiques Umamusume’s game mechanics
>Wonder Acute’s good ending includes lines from Dirt Racers F, E, and T (Furioso, Espo, and Tran)Was this in the original JP as well? I wonder if global will get more direct references to future umas like this.
>glue a run right after second inspo doesn’t give distance s and stats are just OK>right after I press the glue button I remembered that I got an onsen ticket that run
>>2981907>Lemaire upset Jobmond Eye has Long F>20 minutes rant on the disgusting treatment and neglect towards Symboli Rudolf
God tama-chan is so fucking FLAT
>>2981922That's not a good thing btw
>>2981903Based
>>2981925True, it's a PERFECT thing
bruh this game is fucking trolling me
>>2981912Fun fact: judging by the internal ID numbers of each uma, it seems like Cygames probably secured rights to those three BEFORE the Rickey/Tarumae/Acute trio. Wonder why it took them so long to actually get revealed
>>2981912Acute also mentions Katsuguri Ace and another Japan Cup runner with a boxer's name (Rocky Tiger, the runner up in the 1985 Japan Cup that Rudolf won) during a career event.
>>2981930Probably easier to write the first dirter trio together along with dumb falcon.
>>2981933>runaway shogunSHE IS SO COOL!
>>2981929Spark system is complete dogshit.
>>2981933I wonder if we'll ever get rocky tiger, they could be interesting
>>2981944We're missing a ton of future QoL features for sparks, sadly.
Show me your Oguris WARFACE
>>2981874>dates a tracen trainerActually you were her trainer before both of you applied to Tracen and destroying tracen is the goal that you both shareShe also lives in your apartment half the time but that's hardly relevant
>>2981959
>>2981962This is EXTREMELY relevant, actually
>>2981537https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=rq2tXbKmhdxEWt1-5_uOBuDCoh i spectated this room before i left, here's the haku
>>2981964I'm gonna run this retard for next CM, I love her
>>2981964I strongly dislike these gifs. Why would you fucking throw a flashbang everytime you do a peace sign? Just remove the gay ass tiktok editing and make a notmal fucking gif ffs
>>2981968Actually I misremembered, she doesn't live with you half the time but all the time since she isn't in any of the dorms, kinda like Maruzensky and Mr.CB if they lived with you
>>2981947Rocky Tiger was a primarily a dirter with a Teio Sho win (this was in 1985 so that track was a 2800m nightmare), which makes the performance against Rudolf that same year on turf pretty impressive.
>>2981981>2800m dirt raceWhy did cygames rob us of this kind of kino?
>>2981981>dirt longsSounds EXTRA KINO and Inaripilled
>>2981974i do this and i say this
Shame I didn't get to test her before the finals closed, only Medium S + All event chains I got. But man I really struggle to get fucking stats, even with a top tier deck I just don't know how to get fat stats or even get close to UF (let alone UF+ monsters I've seen here) it has to be a skill issue on my part but I genuinely don't know what to do, I've always had this issue of not getting enough stats
>>2981981Don't forget their performance against the other racers, for some reason I thought one of the nameless umas which pop in Rudolfs career was a reference to them
Is the stamina plan for the Arima CM still to get 16-18* stam sparks and use a speed card with a gold recovery skill? It made sense for the medium CM, but it was tough to consistently get over 800 stam on my favorite umas with no stam growth.
>>2982015Depends on the Uma, for umas with 20% speed growth you can get away with running two speed/2 wit/1 stam, and then mixing sparks between stam and power
>>2981631>Sweep ToshoLol>Mejiro PalmerLmao.
>>2982015>umas with no stam growth.those have very little speed growth so even if you get your stam up, your speed will suffer. Longslop is annoying
>>2982026>requesting zen nippon sashes I will fucking kill you
>>2982015800 something +1 gold barely survives, so it's not that much higher than last CM's requirements. So yeah, still shit. GL fucking sucks.
>>2981981>oi 2800wait that would be sicki drew a map of what this would look like, looking at oi racecourse
I've never seen an uma video where the person speaking isn't an ESL
>>2982046Yeah 1 lap on Ooi is 1600m.2800m would start at the same place as 1200m, like 2600m starts at the same place as 1000m.Ooi still does 2600m races.
>>2982040that Dotofag somehow got a bajillion stats + enough stam
uoh!? even a mile spark
>>2982008Looking at umareader, maybe 'umamusume A' that Rudolf talks to before the Japan cup could be Rocky Tiger
>>2982046>position keep ends on a corner>straight after that only has roughly 300m before accel zoneisn't this kind of fucked since you can't easily pass on a corner?
Waitaminute
How much stam do lates need if you factor in Claw Forward?
I need to learn how to get more stats, purely in gameplay and assuming an average amount of rainbows, what are your keys to getting more stats? Or maybe things that made you realize you were playing suboptimally? I am tired of leaving with ~1400/x/1000/x/1000 despite having a good deck. I want to reach more, let's assume a deck for these CMs including Arima
>>2982061That 650 stam Doto had like 5 whites and a gold recovery. Prolly could've whiffed one and still lived. Might be the play.
Soon
>>2982092Is ZRR meta?
>>2982106yeah, for my dick
I WILL PULL WONDER ACUTE USING THE CM REWARDSI WILL EAT THE PORIPORI-SAN AND THE CRUNCHY MUNCHIES
>>2982122>dubs of 2You will succeed
New UMANIMALS batch dropped, is yours in?
>>2982092Tazuna needs to do a weapon sweep of that room.
>>2982134just as unfunny as all the otherstalk about the game already
>>2982134lowkirkuinely hate this genre
>>2982134Cute!cant wait for BGF
>>2982102FARUKO TACHI NO KACHI
>>2982134Suzuka a capybara?
>>2982134A platypus?
>>2982102People don't even say hello anymore, they just stare at you like this
>>2982134>sweepy>mlp hat
>>2982156many are doing this
>>2982145Is BGF in that pic? I don't recognize her
>>2982134I like the fiesta snail
>>2982134She is, but why is she Perry the Platypus?
>read thread>Creek libelCreek deserves the world and if you will not give it to her, then I will.
wait the finals are in 90 bings?
>>2982178The results are yeppers
>>2982140Perhaps answering my question could satisfy your needs? >>2982090
>>2982178Rigging in process. Should only take about a bong and a half.
>>2982181>>2982184I almost went to bed early. I completely forgot.
I want to stay awake for the stakes since none of you faggots will bring a xoguri
>>2982177Creek deserves to be disqualified for her unsportumalike behavior!
>>2982193I'm not bringing one but that's a lot of faith you're putting in people.
>>2982177I love Creek so fucking much dude, I wish she was usable
>>2982193>since none of you faggots will bring a xoguriOh, I'm bringing mine if I can get in.If the other girls can't pull an upset, we deserve another famine.
>>2982193If there isn't a single Xoggy in the stakes the result doesn't count. It's like finishing a video game with the gimmick ending without defeating the final boss.
>>2982193I will be.
>>2982195Mejiro Durren was ROBBED
>>2982193If it's anything like last time she was this good, a certain club will bring nothing but xoggers
Wait what the FUCK why is OYL bad now
>>2982193endguri faggots will all get brocked, only for rice HERO to then swoop in and save the stakes
>>2982206It does count, it's more like a game where you don't even get a fight against the main antagonist and he just randomly dies in a cutscene.
>>2982162No, i meant, the animal version of her
FOR FUCKS SAKE IS 1600 IMPOSSIBLE
>>2982201Ninja Creek alt in ~1 year
>>2982214OYL is worse the longer the race because the activation is a random part of the late race and that's a bigger window in longer races when you really want all your acceleration skills to hit asap
>>2982216Rice Shower murdering the xoggers and ending the reign of darkness would be pure lvdokino
>>2982086860 you're fine
>>29822201600 does not matter settle for 1500
>>2982220You can settle for 1500 and distance S, the difference between 1500 and 1600 isn’t as big as you think
>>2982220I barely hit 1500 most of the time.
GLORY TO ASTER
>>2982086900 and a gold
Anyone up for arima?
>>2982228Add another 7 to that for extra speed stat threshold for finals
When you build a late surger, do you NEED to get to 1200 power for fully charged?
>>2982272You're running Kris S, you're happy to get 1500 speed, 900 stam, and 1k wit.
>Enemies have grab attacks
>>2982280This is going to happen to me in finals and I'm going to be very upset.
>>2982280The front trainers are sending heat seeking Falco missiles to keep us backliner trainers in poverty.
>1 hour to go>180 images to goNot to worry you guys but we should hurry up
>>2982272Fully charged only gives +0.05 accel. Sure it's better than not having it, but not having it ain't a big deal.
>>2982280Based falco wrecking half the field when she realized she couldn't win
>>2982288next CM it's the suzuka drones
>>2982289Is that so?Can anyone give me good reaction images. I need to rebuild my folder
>>2982289
>>2982280>Grabbed and thrown to the grown by falco
>>2982289>>2982294No need tot spam tho, we are not on /v/, you are only going to attract the undesirable
>nobody even cared it's not a Nishino OPWhat a garbage reign
MAX WIN
>>2982300I mean, i suppose so. But I think most people want the pure stakes thread. We'll see how it goed
>>2982288>Ends are the freaks, incels and chuds of Uma>yet somehow the fronts are the school shooters instead of themWhat causes this
>>2982302Not her fault her reign end coincided with a new uma release
>>2982302She lost the mandate of heaven and the Oguri hordes are at risk of causing another famine.
>>2982302I feel bad for her since she is just a kid but she clearly wasn't fit for the throne
>>2982280This is why backliner queens are so rare.
>>2982302Actually its because the thread was made early. But it will he ok
>>2982280
>>2982312The xogger horde...
The clock is about to strike midnight, and Oguri's meta magic will soon fade away.
>post a game>get an uma
Legit shocked at how slow we are. A week ago we were at double or triple the speed.
>>2982332shant qualitypost in grandslop era
>>2982332/v/ma might be dying after that horrible week of threads and CM
>>2982332xogslop killed the thread
>>2982332You excited for some xogslop?
COME ON RICE SHOWERSTRIKE XOG DOWN
>>2982302It was foretold >>2905963
>>2982327>will soon fade away.>posts her alt where she shatters that spell and runs free
>>2982343>Arima merchant that isn't even good
I've had a nice Ms Victoria streak until now but I just know it's over
I will simply fraud my way into plat #15
another gold to add to the collection i guess, ain't no way my 32.5% R2 team is winning tonight
>>2982330Narita Brian
Time for my 19th gold in a row!
>>2982346I'm in group B so I can keep my MsVictoria streak
I'm expecting gold as well, but the low chance of Festa gambleKINO is giving me more hope than I should have.
>>2982350Hopefully I get my second today :]
>>2982362
This group A sucks but I really really hope I can bring glory for my club!
>mfw we get another oguri reign
>>2982357ive had single digit wins in round 2 last time and won by a mile long as your umas have SOME sort of win condition you can keep hoping
looping in URA finale rn, is RSS+ any good or does it have to be RSS
45 min until my permanent ban from this game
>>2982371Dont jinx
>>2982373+ gives the skill and a handful of stats, but is a different spark then RSS which means it does nothing for increasing the odds of passing it on outside URA
>>2982374Why would you be banned?
>>2982378damn, so i guess i have to keep trying then
>>2982379what
>>2982387if only there was a loadable file to explain
Take a shot of vodka for every club member that jobs to xog
>>2982390My clubmates will take a shot to the head if they lose.
>>2982396Thats my plan
>>2982372>ines: hope that she passes every pace up wit check with 715 wit>suzuka: pace up enough to DDOS all the paces trying to proc solid strike and rubber band the lobby then die at the perfect time>brian: proc 0.6 accel + shooting star + final straight bomb with low midrace
>>2982390I will deflower Nishino Flower once for every club member that jobs to Xog.
>>2982399brian has this, believe king
anyways ROLE CALL
>40 minutes.Its almost dober, im happy
>anons don't remember Oguri winning the U.S. triple crown
>>2982404Chillin
>>2982390Based fucking OC
>>2982407Dober mentioned
>oh boy its stakes time.>let's check the thread!>its deadWhat
I don't want to lose...
It's because everyone is playing Warhammer 3 you neighas.
>>2982425Relax anon, it will be okay
>>2982422stakes are being held on /uma/
>>2982422maybe that way i can finally join a fucking room
HURRY UP I WANT THE ARIMA TO BEGIN
every single time that i have made it to group A and didn't win it has always been 2nd place to a frontrunner, let's see if the trend continues today
Will there be a winners compilation like last CM?
>>2982410I do remember that, God i hope it never happens again.
>>2982429I'm playing Forza tho
I'm here to report that vaccinator is the gayest medigun. Now that my mood is already sour a loss in the finals won't hurt as bad.
>>2982441when was that
>>2982452I wonder how many ricers will be at the LA concert.
>>2982454I'll have you know that it's my favorite medi-gun and I love knowing that I instantly win the game for my team when I use it because I'm really good with it
>>2982458Last CM.
>>2982429>Gunpla buddies and I fell down gw rabbit hole in addition to gunplaIt's dober for us
Why is gap between Class 5 promotion and Class 6 retention so wide?
>>2982465I love seeing my 6 stickies do 100 damage to a heavy because his pocket egirl pressed m2 after charging for 10 seconds.
>>2982460is there gonna be an official paid stream of that or is it in-person only
>>2982452Mr Car Battery...
>>2982472The carousel
>>2982469Painting is the same as doing draw reps, right?
>>2982473I'm not an e-girl, but I do have a huge ego that I feed by playing medic and deciding who lives and who dies, also the sticky thing is very fun, especialyl tanking them when they are all crits and do no fucking damage KEK
20 minutes until freedom
>>2982474TBD
>>2982482I guess except we don't have erasers or ctrl+z. I airbrush so minipainting with handbrush is going to be new.
/v/ma died...
Bring it on
>>2982492oy neigh was better anyways
Got a Costco sized tin of Old Bay seasoning ready for crab posters
>>2982492Hm?
>>2982497I swear if this fat shit killed the last thing I enjoyed on this site I'm gonna be so fucking sad... This place is the best
>>2982495well, i got something for (you) as well! take this!!
>>2982499Its metaposters like you. Now, lets enjoy the finals
I've won, they've coped and seethedI've had my fill, my share of winningAnd now, as tears subsideI find it all so amusingTo think I ate all thatAnd may I say, not in a shy wayOh, no, oh, no, not meI did it my wayFor what is a uma, what has she got?If not her ult, then she has naughtTo use the meta, that I really needAnd not the oshis, of one who kneelsThe record shows I took the goldsAnd did it my wayYes, it was my way
I'm feeling some tightness in my chest. I think I'm dying...
>>2982507I'll be joining you soon after I lose to XOguri and blow my brains out.
I'm happy to see the game return to its roots for next CM with the xog still existsing but only as a footnote.
>>2982509The game isn't back to its roots until we return to paces spamming Red Shift and Shooting.
>>2982505YUP YUPTHAT'S THE IDEAL IDOL
>an uma is top tier for 3 cms in a row>MeltdownWhere was this when it was Bourbon instead of Oguri?
A&S isn’t as important for cm20 as Kira’s inherit, right? Am I fine running ballroom Seiun and seeing if a base seiun grandparent gives me the skill on a highroll?
>>2982509i will never be crushed by a group of frontrunners
>>2982512Did you miss the Frontbroken?
>>2982515Yeah that's fine
>>2982441I want an Oguri compilation
Remember Oguri shits here failed to win the stakes with their braindead free win horse multiple timesThat is how ass they are at the game
>>2982512Bourbon has a personality.
>>2982510>Shooting for VictoryI still rember when neighers shilled that as basically Pump for pace chasers, then I never saw it once in the last 12 CMs
>>2982499I got chinese takeout and got off work early for the MilekinoFor this one I just want it to be over
>>2982524DUDE I AM A ROBOT LMAO
>>2982512Bourbon is at least hot, in most of the CMs bobo and smaru fucked around. Cognitive was there too
>>2982524Yeah, she's Rice HERO's bitch
>>2982512The xoggening started on Aries
>>2982524Her personality is that she doesn't have one because she larps as a robot.
>>2982529This.
>>2982535But Rice lost to Bourbon like 5 times in a row, before luckshitting Kikuka Sho
DUDE WIND LMAODUDE FENG SHUI LMAODUDE GAMBLING LMAODUDE MY SISTER IS DEAD LMAODUDE FOOD LMAO
I'LL NEVER FORGET OGURI CAP
HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY
I still wish I had Valentine's Bourbon, it's insane that I still don't have her and that they don't give more selectors
>>2982546LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2982546KEKAROOOO
>>2982546KEKFALCO WOULD DO THISCURRENBROS IN SHAMBLES
>>2982546KEKAROO
>>2982546KEK
>>2982546HOEH
>>2982546DON'T FUCK WITH THIS UMADOL
>>2982546SLIPPERY LITTLE BASTARD
>>2982546MY SIIIIDES
Say ONE good thing about her era.
>>2982527The balance patch resulted in Taiki's unique basically not working for anyone but her.
>>2982546Topkek
>>2982562The fact that its over.Wuv Nishino, but she got dealt the shittiest hand ever.
>>2982546BODIED THOSE FREAKS
>>2982562i actually cantim sorry
>>2982546kek
>>2982562It gave me an excuse to run the Flower Cup.
I always spend the 23 hours before finals saying it doesn't matter, there's nothing I can do to influence the outcome at this point blah blah blahAnd then the last 5 minutes before results come I feel like I'm gonna throw up
>>2982562I legitimately forgot she was the queen
>>2982562I finally got Inari One after having to wait for so long
>No natie 5I feel like something legitimately broke
>>2982562I will not put the blame on her since we all know who installed her...
>>2982429I was trying to beat deathsmiles on lv999 but this shit is too hard.
>>2982576Unfortunately, she dealt with the uma equivalent of the 2008 financial crisis
>>2982562Festa and Granny came out on her watch.
>>2982575Same, despite the fact that I've lost 17CMs and I'm disillusioned, I still get nervous
>>2982578That falcopost made me laugh so hard I forgot it, no point in posting it a minute late.
Im about to job hard
Gkms
>4 doms 2 XOgsIt's already over
GO NOW
I'M TOO SCARED TO OPEN IT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>Only THREE debuffers in my lobbyPHEW, we have a chance surely.
>4 debuffers>I'm the pace in a room of endsOh no
Didn't even watch, 3rd place behind 2 hogsI'm the stupidest motherfucker trying to actually run 3 aces in this bullshit slop meta
>JobbedRip, but im gonna be real. I don't care, im glad its over.
3rdoh well shikataganai
>everyone missed their heals and diedFUCK
OH SHIT IT'S A PODIUM OH SHIT BABY OH MY GOD HOLY CRAP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Group B finals with no debuffers but everyone knows what they're doing so I may be COOKED
>whole finals and stakes left to go>135 images leftoh no no no
>mfw i didn't bothering entering and now get to comfily watch the carnage
>>2982604BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>2982607It is unprecedent how fumbled this CM was
>>2982604KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>80% WR with Rice>Get hit by 4 debuffers>Lose to Xog by 1/2 lengthI had the feeling it would go this way, but it still hurts
I didn't win, but please post your CM winners so I can make the collage
>double murmur on the finals>lose by a head because I gassed outYeah I should've listened to you guys. I shouldn't have tried at all for this CM. Fuck Xogslop, fuck Grand Live. Stupid fucking scenario.
>>2982614But I didn't win either...
>>2982604One day Teio will win
BOTH OPPONENTENT'S HAD XOGSREHEATED VIRGO ACEBARELY MADE IT INTO GROUP A OFF MY LITERAL LAST ATTEMPT32% WINRATE OVERALLDOESN'T FUCKING MATTER MY PRINCESS IS THE QUEEN OF XOGSLOP YET AGAIN
boy I sure am glad hachimi is here to let me know I jobbed my 90% winrate finals
OUR FAURKING HEROES!
My hog won me plat, I was kinda hoping Tama would win it though, too bad nobody brought a front for her to wombo combo off of
LMAOOOO SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MEDIUM SI am by far the best at losing, at this point this is all just a joke hahahahahaHow can I lose so much? It genuinely makes no sense lmaoooooo
>2nd and 3rd becauses i faced triple debuffer>THE WINNING NEIGHA HAD A 81% WIN RATE WITH HIS ACE >THERE WASNT EVEN A XOG IN THE ROOMIM NEVER WINNIGN A FUCKING MEDIUM CM HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM SUCH A FUCKING JOBBER I WANNA KMS
XOG STARTS IT BUT AYABE ENDS IT
>sweepy got rushed so she didn't get to use her ult or moving pastthis damn brat
End with the 14th plat, hog ends up in history.Commemorative retirement song for the based hog.https://youtu.be/9BEP5uBdDJ4?t=39
I don't wanna open the game bros I'm so fucking scared...
YEP YEP ANOTHER XOGGER RAPED AND GAPED
>>2982614I don’t want to post xog…..
YESGET FUCKED XOGBOT FAGGOT
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
Yup. Another plat for me
HIE TO ME, CHRISTMAS-THEMED ONESPEAK YOUR NAME, FOR I FIND YOUR OUTFIT DUBIOUS OF CHARACTER
>>2982618wtf SOVL??¡?
>>2982631>FalcoKINGKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I FUARKING DID ITPLATLET STATUS REMOVED1/19 CMS WONTHE CURSE IS BROKENI CAN FINALLY BREATHE9TH A FINALS AND IT CAME HOMEIGNORE THE XOGGER IT'S FINE AFTER THIS FUCKING LOSING STREAK
NICE DEBUFFERS, NERDS. HOWEVER, WHAT IF I JUST RAN FASTER THEN YOU?Two Doms and a Niecha couldn't stop me
I keep losing to umas that are worse but luckier.
>>2982634Good job cafebro.
Metasloppers bow to frontchads
ENTER
XOGURI PRIDEWORLD WIDE
>>2982645>xogYou are still at ZERO
Wait now that I look I dodged the Xog. I'm don't care though, it's my plat now. Other Tama had like a 79% win rate though.
CALL ME PITBULL THE WAY I'M OUT HERE MAULING THESE KIDS
From the bottom of my heart, fuck you oguri cap.
>>2982645>platlet status removed>xogunironically doesn't count
>>2982651Lmao you are the metaslopper!
>double xog quad debuffers>7L winYEEEEEES!
I don't think I'm gonna play CM seriously ever again, I've literally lost ALL CMs since launch, doesn't matter if I run oshi or meta, doesn't matter if I put in the effort or not, doesn't matter if I do everything you guys tell me. I will never win, so what's the pointThen lucky niggers who put not even an eigth as much effort as me and don't deserve anything like >>2982618 win, fuck this
Yeah, that's like my 12th second place or whatever. His Dominator and 100 more speed than me was too much even for perfect proc Solid Strike + Angling in the end.
>>2982652How good is she after her dog got balanced?
>>2982645Welcome....to the true first rates world
>>2982614Kawakami Princess, Slayer of Xogs. First Virgo and now Scorpio.
>>2982656>>2982660Can't hear you over the nigekiri nigekire I'm blasting
so how many of these are on B finals
END OF THE LINE
I'd do it again.
>jobbedIts okay, the oguri in the lobby lost
Time to try to do an Arima ace run and get angry again.
>no XO lobby>still lost
to all anons that helped meI spent a ton of time grinding for this CM because I really really wanted to win it because I won the first scorpio cup and it's my zodiac signand i'm happy to announce that I did it! wahoo!
>>2982674None of them
>>2982645you fvcking did it niggahold this W
>>2982680MINE
>my debuffer blocked both my backliners the whole first half of the raceI can't help but laugh
>>2982680CONGRATS ANON, YOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>Fucked up lobby with 5 fronts and a Xog>My pace Fine gets cockblocked into 6th by the front blob>Sweep sweeps past her to take 6th place right as late-race starts, and manages to run down the leading Bourbon despite getting Rushed and thus losing out on both MPaB and Strelitzia>The Xog finishes 7thWE LOVE CASTING SPELLS
>>2982676>>2982658>>2982654>>2982645You did not win the game
>only xog in my 10000 rated group a finals room>won by 5 lengthsI love being part of the problem
I WUV MY QUEEN TOTAL XOGGER DEATH
I feel little motivation to check this time.
Yeah I'm not built for this game, I will never be as good as you. For most of you winning plat is like winning a pub, for me it's like trying to climb the tallest mountain on the planet with the gravity of Jupiter
>reuse my cm17 oguri>Oh okay
His xog was straight up better than mine in every single way but MINE hit her Festive at the perfect time and HIS whiffed every witcheck and didn't proc it until 100m before the finish lineKWAB
Add our HERO to the collage
>>2982667It's a v.Bourbon. I just like her base outfit because it's hot.
>got beat by a ss rank xog that hit pixel perfect descenti'm just glad it's over
>Merry KurisumaIt keeps happening. These shameless trannyslators man.
>>2982698And I just managed that climb for the first time, even us third-rates will make it.
>>2982691fgog... sovl...
What was her end game?
>>2982700Xog mirror matches care the true casino of CMs
>>2982676>>2982658>>2982654>>2982645You did win the game, congrats bros
>Xoguri raped a dotochadI feel bad, I have sinned
>>2982614Finally, my first Taishin plat. One more to go.
I am at a loss for words. I actually fucking won
15 bongs
>>2982708No I will never make it
I've late started my last 3 Finals. I'm fucking cursed man.
>>2982712luv runnin'luv foodsimple as
MY FUARKING HEROS
I lost but thank god it wasn't to a hog
>>2982665finals are always a always a cointoss even if your squad is good, if you keep putting yourself in position to win it WILL eventually happenwe will be here to cheer for you neigha
Wait was this the end of the xogslop? Are we finally free from her?
>>2982724Oh yeah, my second place this CM was a late start from the outside gate too.
>>2982704I have much less respect for you.
>Both Brian and Biwa rushed themselves half to death>Hishiama manages to fly past an UG5 Mayano and UG3 Pasa and win by 2 1/2 lengthsI know many people don't think group B matters but to me I still find it very thrilling to see my oshis win no matter what! This is also the first time I saw someone other than Brian sing Ms Victoria so this was a very exciting concert to watch. Hishiama did her best and I'm PROUD of her
Losing to double doms in B really fucking sucks, grats to those that won I guess
>>2982645sometimes a neigha gotta do what a neigha gotta donow go win it for realsies next time.
>>2982717I’d feel less bad about winning with a xog if both my opponents weren’t also running xog and at least one debuffer
One less debuffer in the lobby and I know we would have had it so easy. One retry and we could win it. Fuck man, this was our shot. I wanted to beat the xogs so fucking bad. I wanted to join you guys on the podium
My enemies are many. My equals are none.
>be depressed>think ill never win plat>win plat>for the first time>with my oshiTHIS TIME YOU'RE GOING TO THE COLLAGE MY BELOVED CITY
I dont even want to join the stakes after that fucking 2nd place man, every medium cm something fucks me over in finals. The fact that is the only distance where I haven't win once bothers me a lot.
>>2982731No dude, it will never happen, do you know how unlikely it is to lose 19 coin tosses in a row? I am a statistical anomaly, I will literally never win, no matter what I do, I never fucking win
>>2982733neighas are already running wild with thisbut there WILL be loads of xoggers next cup too
>>2982733This is the end of xogslopgelion
ITS BEEN14 YEARS OF HURTITS BEEN14 YEARS WITH NO CM WINSITS BEEN14 YEARS OF 3RD PLACE
>>2982743Corsica Teio...
>>2982739Of course, but I'm a seiun and frontgod so my real win in the arimakino will unfortunately be meta as well.
>>2982731>>2982747
>>2982733She gets a final stand in CM23 but everyone with a decent set of evolved skills will destroy her.
>>2982751I CANNOT FUCKING STOP KNEEEELING
>>2982733Pisces 2 is potentially xogslop
>>2982747but you can always keep pushing it, stack the odds in your favor so hard that the game just has to give you one
>>2982751Holy shit OperaGAWD I kneel
>Xogslop ends>Feel the energy and love for the game re-enter my body
>immediately blow tickets on acute>FAVORITE STAR>4 1*s and a grassWhy even have that gate banner?
>>2982733I unironically like Xoguri so I'm running her pace in the next CM. She's the face of the franchise
10 bongs left get ready
Ms. Victoria is such a banger god damn
>>2982749BASED PALMABRO>>2982751BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>2982735My sincerest apologies for disappointing you, anonymous.
>>2982751OperaGOD
>>2982761what odds nigga? God has abandoned me >>2982755
>>2982748Yeah but they aren’t particularly good there.
I regret NOTHING!
>>2982733she gets one more but that's about it for her as the meta pick
>>2982748Xog is more of a gambler than anything else next CM.
>>2982707>literally everyone complained about them not saying Christmas on the last Xmas event>localizers double down on itHow do we convince Cygames to start doing AI translations?
ERMMMM......XOGURISISTERS?
Seeing you all win with your oshis while I lose with the meta strat again (I literally lost all XOg CMs while running XOg myself) is a kind of heartbreak I can't put into words
>>2982745KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHICHI KINOOOOOOOOOOOcongrats man
where are the stakes?
Press S to spit
>all of these oshi wins in her most dominant CM everWhat a fucking fraud
>>29827868 MINUTES
>>2982783It's called karma, bitch.
>>2982733CM23 is the Xog vs Kita White vs NeoUni great war, MILLIONS WILL PERISH
>>2982786
>new event story starts on the 28th>recommended devices being updated on the 28th>evolution skills teased in the chiyono videosIt's all coming together
>>2982780Someone tells them at the LA concert or Breeder's Cup
>boot up game, thinking this the least I've ever cared about a CM in my life >chill as fuck, 0 pressure>see picrel>full clanker lobbyI might actually kms if I don't win it now.Group B obviously.
2nd XOguri plat.It feels kinda like playing a T0 deck but at the same time I beat all the other guys playing T0 decks so
23 volumesRead her manga
IT IS TIME FOR THE FIRST QUEEN OF /V/MA TO RETURN AT LAST.
>>2982796Neo Uni won't be out for CM23. Current prediction timelines put her banner around where CM24 starts.
>>2982774Not having to care about stamina because you get rewarded with a strong unique for buying heals is still very nice in GL even if you don't get pixel perfect carryover with it
>>2982751I also want to add this is my 2nd and only other CM win, and it was on the same race as well...
>>2982799>evolution skills teased in the chiyono videosproof/screenshot?
>>2982783Run with your heart anon, thats the lesson
>>2982808Please let Rice Shower win it's her turn.
I'm literally just watching Ms. Victoria on repeat
>>2982803Please Xplain how I lost all XOg CMs with XOg
>>2982789you'll get em next time b****
>>2982814I'm happy with anyone new to be honest.
I am way too afraid to open my results...
Don't you just love it when the bad guy wins?
>free from xoguri hell>every thread for the next two weeks will be full of people shitflinging over "happy holidays"LET ME OUTAlso wasn't the Dream Team event due to start today, where is it
She broke her finals jobbing streak, sorry bros but I'm running her in the stakes
>70 percenter hog, 98 percent top 3>doesnt trigger, ends up 5th>fourth place is independent learner TaishinThis dude must be fuming
>>2982793>>2982813But I lost when oshifagging too
THIS IS OGURI CAPS LAST STANDIT IS IMPERATIVE THAT (YOU) STOP HER
>>2982807ohhhhh i could've sworn she came earlier but we are kinda saved
>>2982817That's the true endgame
I LOVE METAFAGGING
I shan't send my xogger into the stakes
>farms mickey cups against jobbers both IRL and in gamewhy is the FRAUD of kasamatsu like this
>>2982812https://youtube.com/watch?v=zXx7Y8Xyn9cAt the 1:50 mark It's On is shown with an Evo description button
sorry brian its hishiama's turn to be on the homescreen
TAISHINSAVE /V/MA MUSUME
>>2982823i think they'll align it with the event starting
>You saw nothingI'm shaking so hard AHHHHHHHHH PALMER WON!
HOLY FUCK
>lost by a headi'm blaming this entirely on the japan dirt derbyfucking summer races stealing my stats
MEDIUMKINO
>>2982836That's Yanko
>>2982849MY MONITOR IS SHAKING
>>2982849that's my queen!
I've already accepted that I won't ever win a plat with my oshi at this point, the only time I managed to make her win a cm was the kikkasho one in fucking group B, every other time it didn't matter how good I built her, she either got outclassed by the other members of the team or by the meta uma for that cm . The worst part is that she will contiunue getting outclassed by other umas in the future so unless somehow I stop being a gigalucklet with trainings and card banners, shit's fucking over
IIIIIIIIIIT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH (AGAIN)THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FORTHE /v/ICTORYYYYYYY STAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEES ON TODAY'S EDITION: XOGURI'S FINAL REIGN OF TERROR, WILL THE ASHEN BEAST FINALLY CLAIM A THIRD CROWN ON THE TRACK SHE'S FAVORED THE MOST, OR WILL WE SEE AN UPSET THAT FINALLY FREES US FROM HER GRASP?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!>ROUND 15015382950153829501538295015382950153829YOU KNOW THE RULES, ONLY ONE UMA PER ANONSPECTATORS YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES TO JOIN GO GO GO
Speaking of teasers, LoH is indeed going to be called LoH in global.
>>2982849IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>2982849KINOOOOOOOO
>>2982856>forgot to filter my runners beforehandFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>2982856WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>2982856CUTE flower
she can't be stopped!
>>2982857should have been league of legends instead
>>2982856>ALREADY FULLFUUUUUUUCK
>>2982856I FUCKING HIT THE WRONG BUTTON AND ENTERED A RANDO PUB INSTEAD AAAAA
>>2982856Cute Flower in the bottom left.
>>2982856FUCK
>>2982856FUCKING NIGGER YOU HAD A DIFFERENT NAME AND I THOUGHT I HAD THE WRONG ROOM NOW I FAILED TO JOIN
>>2982857timestamp?
>>2982876same lol
>>2982849BAZZGODS.....
OPEN THE NEW LOBBY NOW
>>2982876>>2982878>thinking you have time to check anything
>>2982876All part of the Great Plan as always...
Since nobody stepped up to record the Stakes after that Oldfag left, did we just lose a big part of our culture?
IT"S HER TIME
>>2982877https://youtu.be/sLQh8yCIWwY?si=bovTJ6ni5nkCxL3K&t=86at 1:26
FINALLY THREAD QUALITY
>>2982886They're still recorded retard-kun
FUCK OUTTA HERE OGURI
>>2982894No they are not, last CM only had half the rooms recorded, this one probably won't get recorded at all
LEMMEE IN LEMME IN LEMME IN LEMME IN LEMME IN ALREADY YOH FUCKING FAGGOTS
fun stakes for the slow jobbers like merandom moods 18 slots CM conditions284312132843121328431213
>>2982782WEI
Could it be a Doto reign?
>>2982856>ON TODAY'S EDITION: XOGURI'S FINAL REIGN OF TERROR, WILL THE ASHEN BEAST FINALLY CLAIM A THIRD CROWN ON THE TRACK SHE'S FAVORED THE MOST, OR WILL WE SEE AN UPSET THAT FINALLY FREES US FROM HER GRASP?!/vg/ is running lobbies and xoggers are shitting the bed hard because 18 gates is a completely different environment from 9
Doto!
>>2982880The winning team (1st 2nd and 3rd)
>F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5LET ME IN
Wait there's an Akebono there Why is there an Akebono there?
DOTO
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :3
>>2982903no one cares about /vg/
BASED DOTO
A FUCKING DOTO
DEPLOYING EMERGENCY OPERA.DOTO MUST DIE
>>2982908>>F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5Nigga, your 4cx?
I don't think we're mentally prepared for a doto reign
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY EMPLOYEMENT
>>2982913well it's 18 gates that's the relevant part, not /vg/
No xogging allowed
>>2982907forgot pic
>>2982921no one cares. go back
>>2982917>DOTO MUST DIEno...
HERE IS HOW OGURI CAN STILL WIN
SOME FATASS BLOCKED ME THIS IS WHY BACKLINERS NEVER WIN THESE
>>2982917No....
>>2982802The old classic, late start into getting GIGAblocked by my own runaway for the first and only time in 60 races into losing to sub-1300 no distance S bullshit. This fucking nigger game, I swear.
ATTENTION ALL /V/MABROSYOU MUST PREVENT DOTO
>>2982856AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH MY KNEEES!!! THEY'RE BENDING ON THEIR OWN!!!!DOTO TAKES ROUND 1 AGAINST A SWARM OF XOGGERS AND ROBOTS, IS THIS THE RISE OF A HERO?FIND OUT IN>ROUND 23670505236705052367050523670505236705052
I'm hosting the second room for you guys, you know it's time. It's late but yeah, have some fun, make some noise, and I don't know what else to put in here but yeah.1252 88381252 88381252 88381252 88381252 8838
no 2nd host?
>>2982924i was always here
GO DOTO GOI NEED A BOUNTIFUL REIGN OF THE FATTEST TITS IN THE GAMEGANBAREEEEE
>>298289913/18
>>2982934Blessed pic
>>2982909Because that's my wife
Is anybody recording them?
>HEY GUYS LETS ELECT A LITERAL JANNYYOU FAGGOTS ARE AO FUCKING RETARDED
>>2982933HAKURAKU: https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Dgng8XNW-F15RnyFnmnbA06tHOST 1 RACE 1: MEISHO DOTO
>>2982947WELL IF THE JANNY IS HOT WHAT CAN YOU DO BITCH ASS NEIGHA?
Akagi>Kaiji and it's not even close
are people using a script to join or something? my game is not that fast
>>29829335 LENGHTS?? HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>2982947YOU CAN elect TO SIT ON MY BALLS HOMO
>>2982936HERE >>2982934
>>2982849I KNEEL
>More bourbutt I AM OKAY WITH THIS
>>2982947WE HAVE TO ELECT A JANNY BECAUSE OUR JANNY IS DOING FUCK ALL IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED!
>>2982955They probably have the game already open with the lobby screen open and refreshing the thread constantly to copy and paste the number
>>2982949whenever I see that title step by step this is the first thing i think ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g94bPMtxtM
>>2982967YOU CANT FIGHT A JANNY WITH A JANNY
ITS OVER
>>2982954How the FUCK do you play mahjong?
almost kino ...
>Lost>Too slow>Third rate>My feet hurtIM GONNA HAVE A FUCKING MELTY
Did we get xogged I couldn't spectate
clanker won...
I'll never forgive Fronts
PLEASE NOT FUCKING DOTO
Lol get fucked Doto
ANYTHING BUT A FRONT FAGGOT PLEASE
>>298289916/18
>Bourbon againAnd you keep trying to tell me Frontniggers are in a bad spot? Lmao, the fucking nerve on these subhumans
Doto... It was her turn...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHQHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH
FRONTERS RUN THIS BOARD FAGGOTS WHEN WILL YOU LEARN???
It's Dotover...
Clanker won
NIGEKIRINIGEKIRE
SOMEHOWTHE MANT META RETURNED
>>2982994DOTO I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU
Thanks for ruining the stakes again fag
>Spectate a room>All UGs/v/ma is so strong
>>2982994kill yourself
Wait did Bobo win both rooms?
>>2982975You choose Reimu as your character and then if you have enough power built up you can protect yourself from being RONned for 3 turns.
Doto would have been kino but Bourbon is fine, too. My own Fine decided to miss the GW wit check and so got swallowed by the pace blob, never to be seen again.
>enter first Stakes room>watch my backliner oshi activate all her accels and proceed to get omegablocked>alt+f4Stakes are and always will be a joke at 18 horses
HOST 1 RACE 1 HAKURAKU: https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Dgng8XNW-F15RnyFnmnbA06tHOST 1 RACE 2 HAKURAKU: https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=LPpPv18suDMGpTEZZlGGQf6nHOST 2 RACE 1 HAKURAKU: https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=12JtiVX8BKDJeF4eZI2U-F3yHOST 1 RACE 1: MEISHO DOTOHOST 1 RACE 2: MIHONO BOURBONHOST 2 RACE 1: MIHONO BOURBON
Reminder to NEVER EVER EVER believe people downplaying frontsThey are lying every single time.
>>2982950>missed ramp up and determined descentWow
GO DOTO GO
>>2983001Yeah, it went Doto, Vbobo, Robobo.
THAT NIGGER CLANKER HASNT WON SHITRUN THE THIRD ROUND ALREADY
>>2982994kys (keep yourself safe)
Wait it's over?
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
I'm fine with this result
The 2nd worst possible option btw, genuine garbage
TIE STILL POSSIBLE
>>2983004Even if they don't get blocked, they have to swing out to Narnia to avoid the blob at the corner and then lose on distance
>>2983011She won 2 rooms anon...
>>2983005Thank you for your service.
>>2982950>all of those blocksActual nightmare
One more room, it's only fair
HERE IS HOW DOTO CAN STILL WIN
History has been made in the /v/ictory stakes. This is the first time more than one version of a umamusume has won multiple stakes races on the path to becoming q/v/een.
>>2982954>The Genius who descended to hell >Some random loser just like (You) No shit Sherlock
Never call Nishino a bad q/v/een ever again
Bourbon MirageDoto wave incoming
>>2983010>2 different versions of the same umaDoes that count?
The real question is which bourbon costume reigns supreme?
One more room please
Meh at least the fat pig didnt winI'm off to play some slop (Dota 2)
>>2982933BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOPTOTAL XOGFAG DEATH PROTOCOL ACTIVATEDSHE'S THIRSTY FOR A SECOND REIGN, CAN ANYONE STOP THE BOBO?>ROUND 36711WHAT? WHAT'S THAT? SHE WON BOTH ROOMS?!IT ISOVERALL HAIL QUEEN BOURBON THE SECOND! LONG LIVE MECHA!
WE THE PEOPLE DEMAND A RECOUNTTHE SECOND HOST STARTED LATE, THUS IT IS IMVALID
>>2983029Yeah, it's still the same uma just a diff outfit
>random moods
>>2983030artfags would probably choose the one with less frills
>>2983030Have a Bourbon only lobby to decide.
>>2983034NO NIGGER HOST ANOTHER ONE
FUCKING WEEKS OF BAAAAAW I HOPE OGURI DOESN'T BECOME QUEEN AGAIN DOOMFAGGOT POSTINGWHEN WILL YOU FAGGOTS LEARNBACKLINERSDON'TWIN STAKES
>Directly after nishinoNEPOTISM!!!! ITS CLEAR AS DAY, IT IS FUCKING CORRUPTION
>>2983030Is that even a question?
Does anyone have the list of every queen so far?
Just realized I submitted my mile seiun to the >fun race
I AM OKAY WITH THIS BRING ME BACK MY CYBERNETICS
>>2983044more like blackedliners am I right
HOST ONE MORE ROOM
>>2983027Nishino was given a bad era but she's still my favorite queen. And she rewarded my love by giving me a Xogless Scorpio A Finals. I could never hate her.
FUCK FRONT UMAS VIGOROUSLY AND WITH GUSTO!
>>2982899It wasn't even close! The new q/v/een has taken a /v/ictory lap and won the fun race as well!One more.369327913693279136932791
I WILL SUE THIS IS PACER DISCRIMINATION
wow i can't believe this outcome for the fronter stakes!
>>2983044That is why the system is fundamentally flawed and should be changed.
>cyberpunk edgerunners 2 about to release>chromed up choom winsfucking shills man I swear
I CAN PROVE THAT THIS IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL.THE TWO LOBBIES NEVER RAN AT THE SAME TIME, THUS. THEY WERE NOT VALID
BEST OF 3LET'S DO BEST OF 3
Bake the Bobo bread
Funs over, back to the mines my slaves! Those fans won't earn themselves!
DOTOLORDS RISE UP WE MUST STORM THE CAPITAL
>>2983065Anon, she won 2 out of 3 races.
>Dead last in CM>Too slow for stakes>Ace runs all stillborn because of bullshitWhat a horrible fucking day. If I can't win Arima I'm taking it easy the rest of this godforsaken scenario.
It's over.
This is why I don't join the stakes anymore, backliners just get blocked to hell and you need a very specific track for them to become at least as good as a front. How many front reigns have we had so far? Well, I hope you enjoy your garbage queen again.
>NO GUYS BELIEVE ME FRONTS ARE REALLY REALLY BAD THIS TIMEThe fucking kikes of this game
>>2983049Literally saw you kill like 5 umas clubbro
>>2983065THIS IS BEST OF 3 YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>2983021thanks, i was here as a newneigha during the chaos that was CM17 stakes and wanted to prevent it by getting haku links, last stakes i didn't realize there were 2 hosts, and this time, i got every room, i was also hosting an interview at the time, hopefully the person i was interviewing doesn't realize that i was doing this instead of taking notes
>>2983073One more room
>Bourbon againKinda boring but not the worst outcome. Her first reign wasn't bad, so hopefully the second one goes wellOguri is a serious contender for KWABOTY at this point, surely? Nothing but choke after choke ever since our hero Kitasan killed MANT
To this day neighas still think best of 3 means 3 wins lmao
Reminder, the more racers there are, the fronts get better. Backlines are too clogged for accels to work.
I CHALLENGE ALL BOURBONFAGS TO AN HONORABLE 1V1YOU WILL NOT STEAL THE ELECTION
>>298305517/18results will be posted next bread
Lost my finals again It's so over
>>2983007fronts do beter in bigger lobbies retard
>>2983078Fronts haven't been good for 3 whole CMs!A whole 5 CMs where fronts had zero chance of ever winning.Can you believe it? 13 CMs without a real chance for anything but the highest of highroll fronts of winning!
Do not forget who is responsible for this outcome. If you are dissatisfied https://files.catbox.moe/v5j5zy.png you know who to blame.
The electoral votes MUST be certified.Shall it be THE UMASSIAH?
New thred?
ONE MORE ROOMONE MORE ROOMONE MORE ROOM
>>2983083usually the 2 roomas are running simultaneously so it felt weird to me at first, but this is how it works...
After today shitshow with my cm finals all i can do is call NIGGERS all double debuffer players
>>2983098THIS IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!!!!!!!
Borbin WONDotosissies LOST
>>2983088The Stakes should be one host posting 3 separate 9 slot lobbies in one post but no one wants to do this for some reason.
>>2983078Just because fronts are good in 18 lobbies doesn't mean they're good in 9 lobbiesThe stakes have always been favorable to them>see: falco bowling gif
Are we absolutely positive, no gaslighting, is xoguri FINALLY done being meta or does this game have another 3 months of being complete and total dogshit
Everybody wants one more room it seems
>>2983087It should
Goof troop... we lost...
THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL YOUR ELECTION YOU ARE NOT ANGRY ENOUGH.
>>2983105>9 slot lobbieslmao this is why no one takes reformers seriously
>>2983105unironically this
>>2983110Nah fuck off, will it be one more room in every stakes? There is a reason Fronts are meta for League of Heroes
>>2983058the raped
>>2983105>9 slotLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2983108She gone for a dozen CMs but she gets replaced by other monsters.
>>2983120In the end the people decide, one more room
>>2983087I've been noticing that, is it an ESL thing or what?It's in the name, out of three entries, whoever does the best wins, as in the first to win two.Needing to win 3 is first to three, not best of 3.
>>2983108She has a final hurrah in CM23, but other than that she's just a regular late gambler from now on.
>>2983108We still got Longslop to deal with
>>2983105That's an idea, but we'd have to tally three times as many results.
>>2983113You call that a best of 5.
DOTO XISTERS... I THINK WE SHOULD COMPLETELY REWORK THE STEAKS TO MAKE IT MORE FAIR FOR US....
https://poal.me/yz8l0p
BEST OF 5BEST OF 5BEST OF 5BEST OF 5
>>2983110running one more would unconstitutional
>>2983128If you didn't win all three, can you really call yourself the best?
>>2983044>every lobby had a backliner lose by a margin within less then the world transform they suffered from swinging wide on the corner to avoid the blobEven setting aside getting brocked, they simply have to be so much faster to overcome this disadvantage
>>2983143>>2983143>>2983143NEW BREADWILL THE DOTOLINGS RISE UP?
>>2983127Nobody wants 1 more room except shitters which are to be ignored
dotobros im sorry
WE SHALL BUILD A FRONTWALL AND MAKE THE BOURBONS PAY FOR IT
>>2983136>no fun, same shit queen again option winningYou are all genuine goycattle I should rape you and keep you as farm animals for meat and composte
