>Sagittarius CupRace Conditions: 2500 m, Long, Turf, Nakayama, Right, Good, Winter, Cloudy>Lily ShoSeptember 30th. Recreation of the 2007 Oka Sho; Vodka, Scarlet, Machan, & Sweep only.Turf Hanshin Right 1600m (Mile), Spring, Sunny, Good Ground>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (September)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1788228201225.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2987770
You DID make new aces while the site was down right anon?
Why did Bourbon cyberattack 4chan?
>>2990713>new acesI don't even have old aces
janny wake the fuck up it's time to prooooooon some old threads
>>2990714She simply lightly touched the site.
>>2990714YOU neighas elected her
Oh yeah its bourbon canon to make 4chan explode.
>>2990717PRÖÖÖÖN :DDDDDD
>He didn't elect Janny dotou, who wpuld clean up the catalog>He didn't vote for dotou, who wouldn't nuke 4chan's serversDeserved.
What the FUCK happened man
>dotoganda
not even a nishino OP for the sprinters stakes G1 tonight
I have Bobo fatigue...
>>2990731Technically Bobo is a sprinter
>>2990727I voted for Bobot for exactly what were getting now. Doto a shit
>>2990704You fucking faggot, another bobo thread really? Nishino barely got any.
>>2990731Post THE roster
>>2990727>clean up the catalog>nuke 4chan's serversDoto would do both of these things
oh yea usual place is streaming races rn
>>2990730We wuv Doto here
You guys remember when we used 4 speed cards?
>>2990748No way, which scenario was 4 speed?
>>2990751GL
YUP YUPSAY HELLO TO OUR HEROES!!!
ENOUGH WITH THE BOURBON OPs
I just slept the cold away, thanks to 4chan being kill
>>2990740
>>2990756I'll be rooting for Kitaspawns, if only in principle.
>>2990713I haven't started yet! Im loopan!
BUENOS DIAS CAFE
uhhh how do i keiba livepost
>>2990756>>2990760Only familar one is Star Anise
>>2990767Go to the usual site.
>>2990768win carnelian!!
>>2990704>Bobo killed 4chanLEL
>>2990771oh i have the stream open, as in what do i even post
Anyone up for some roomas? How have they been? I haven't been able to join them yet
>>2990756>>2990768>Red Mon Reve, Air Groove's grandkid>Ai Sansan, Kris S' grandkid>World's End, Rob Roy's grandkid>Pair Pollux, Fuji Kiseki's grandkid>Lugal, Air/Admire/Duramente lineage>Black Chalice, Kitasan's kid, Bakushin's great grandkid>Panja Tower, Neo Uni's great grandkid, Pisa's grandkid>Win Carnelian, Grass's grandkid>Flicker Jab, Bakushin's grandkid, Spe/Cesario on the other side
>>2990766many are doing this
Thank you, Haru Urara
>>2990774Oh just enjoy a livepost what is interesting!
>>2990782ou shiii
>Seven threads lay in the catalog.
>>2990766Is coffee good for you?
>>2990785>The legendary double circle Charming effect
>>2990768>panja tower won 2025 NHK mile cup>lugal won 2024 sprinters stakes>Win Carnelian won 2025 sprinters stakes>star anise won oka sho and hanshin juvenile fillies
>>2990776Im not strong enough to join roomas yet but from what ive seen, really strong fronts and backliners are dominating
SHE HAS A FLIP PHONE YOU SICK FUCK
>>2990801Why didn't she buy the N-Gage? Is She stupid?
>>2990792No it isn't, it's a stimulant
>>2990792It's good for me
>TRACK CONDITIONS AT NAKAYAMA RACECOURSESLIGHTLY HEAVY
Is anyone rolling for Rob roy?
>thought I had suuankou>forgot that if you ron the last triplet it becomes sanankou and you lose your yakumanI hate mahjong.
Who is better Xmas daiwa or Xmas vodka?
>>2990814The only way to fix this is by facing ME in a good ol jong
>>2990805cafe canonically has the nicest smelling feet, followed by seiun sky and vodka
>>2990766i hate this kind of artist because you can tell they can only draw disproportionately huge tits and asses
>>2990818Source?
>>2990821/vg/
The next pakalive will have my kamioshi's seiyuu in the cast and its been making me ANXIOUS enough that I've been chanting "I need to draw I need to draw I need to draw" in my head to get rid of my stress. I hope she gets her second alt soon other versionshttps://files.catbox.moe/36bzbj.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/qdjial.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/jj6e04.png
>>2990816Daiwa is a long focused front but works anywhere just fine.Vodka is a Tokyo merchant.
next race!
THREE roomas?524102215241022152410221Shall we?
>>2990825based and cute
>>2990824/vg/ isn't canon
>>2990825nice nicegonna get some good mileage out of this one
Aaaaaaaaaand SAVED!
>>2990825C U T E
>>2990825What kind of alt would you want for her fellow Digibro?
KILL ALL PACENIGGERS
>>2990816Vodka has NSM which is okay and gold Pedal To The Metal, but her ult only gives her accel on Tokyo tracks. At least it's post-downhill velocity so it's usually fine if not greatDaiwa is somewhat generic but she has Long Corners and Straightaways eating up built-in skill slots ad Restless only works if there's an uphill. Her evolved skills are pretty good too
>>2990828Anytime palmer is in my lobbies disaster strikes rumao569654895696548956965489
>>2990839>NSM which is okayI thought it was the GOAT skill
>>2990836I was talking about Brian but Digitan is one of my oshis too Valentines Digitan sounds like a killer idea
>>2990841>UF4 Gold ShipThat shit is crazy
>>2990842Gambling will never be GOAT-tier I'm afraid. Yes that disqualifies this game as a whole
If your uma was a G1let, why is she even in the game?
>>2990843>one of my oshis>one of mywhore
>>2990827Segno Regale wins!
The sprinter stakes happen in how many hours?
>>2990841>one runaway complete shifts the lobby in favor of endsVery much noted
>>2990854Im too third rate to understand, what does this mean
>>2990845The stats on the Golshi are crazy but she's a bit of a paper tiger for a UF4 with the gold vision skill and Lane Legerdemain inflating the score.
>>2990850Just like Digitan!
>>2990855runaway = no angling for fronts = no free win for fronts
>>29908533:40 JP time. Which is 5 hours from now.
>>2990855Not him but, on a lobby with too many runaway (specially if they are palmer) it can auto counter fronts as position 1-3 are hugged by runaways leaving only 1 front able to proc skills in 4th.
FUCK
>>2990860But...Runaway is used TO boost fronts no?
>>2990864>Enemies can inflict critical hits.
next race, pick your uma!
>another Bobo opBOB strikes again...
>>2990869YOU WILL IMPLANT THE CYBERWARE
>>2990868REGIME CHANGEOVERTHROW THE UMASSIAH AND RESTORE /V/MA TO ITS NATURAL ROOTS
>>2990841ALWAYS BET ON BLACK442597624425976244259762
>>2990873But electronic parts are too expensive these days.
>>2990868LETS GO REGIME CHANGE
>>2990876https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=5mHgBsvlvaXNqngEcfuJpK50
>>2990877My local ripperdoc does it for cheap choom, just follow me into the depths of /v/agabond...
>>2990865Not every runaway works the same, you can build a runaway as a slingshot or build them to intentionally stop fronts, its why you keep seeing suzuka being used as a pseudo debufferRunning runaways as pure aces sometimes has the unintended side effect of fucking fronts over as well
>Danchou I hope you're ready for mouth watering turf sparks!>I thought you said we were having long parents>D'oh no, I said Arima parents! That's what I call turf sparks>You call turf sparks "Arima parents?">Yes! It's a regional dialect>Uh huh, eh what region?>Uhhhh upstate /v/ma>Really? Well I'm from Oy Neigh and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Arima parents">Oh not in Oy Neigh no, it's a der/v/ expression>I see.
>>2990885KEK
>>2990876SOMEHOW OGURI RETURNED137160621371606213716062I can do a few more if there's still interest, but where are my RIVALS?
>>2990885Well anon, you are an odd trainer but I must say you loop a fine parent.
>>2990885Heh
>>2990884Im sorry, im way too shit to understand. How can runaways be different? Like what.
>Kills Blaze Brian>Kills fronts >Kills suzuka boostersWhy didn't you pull for her?
White inspirations look fucking bizzare to me now.
>>2990895But I did after careful consideration and to fulfil my contractual obligations to starASTERstar.
>>2990897Wait but im in ASTER and I have no mejiros
>>2990898Dont let danchou hear that
>>2990898Everyone has a state issued Ryan.
Is gate 9 an auto lose?
>>2990868PRINCIPATUS WINS IT BY A HEAD
Festival or Base Tama for arima?
>>2990892It can all be explained with power actuallylow power runaway = helps frontshigh power runaway = fiucks fronts overbasically, if the runaway accelerates thanks to power and does a good stretch of the final spurt, it fucks fronts from their late game, but if they dont, they fall back at the perfect time, get passed and give fronts their optimal proc window
>>2990885>You know these sparks are quite similar to the ones they have at /v/mapyoi>Oh hohohoho no! Patented Trainer sparks! Old family recipe>For Arima parents>Yes!>Yes, and you call them Arima parents despite the fact that they are obviously dirt>Eh ye, uh. Y'know the... One thing I should... Excuse me for one second>Of course
>>2990895She came to me from 1 tenner, and i wuv her
>>2990888too busy keiba posting
>>2990905Festival. Both of her golds are amazing on this track and her unique is fairly reliable, not to mention the more optimal growths.
>Forever Young on eraumaIt's time
>>2990888I need to hit the lab to figure out how to stop palmer from cucking me112243321122433211224332
>NEXT RACEHANSHIN 1800PICK YOUR REPRESENTATIVE!
>>2990908>YAWN Ah well that was wonderful! Good time was had by all, I'm pooped!>Yes I should be- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE>The /v/ictory stakes>Uh The /v/ictory stakes? At this time of year, at this time of day, at this part of the thread, localized entirely within your clubroom?>Yes!>May I join it?>.....No
>>2990912I think you meant base, festival only has one useful gold.
>>2990915dibs on Kekushin Gold
>>2990914yea, that palmer has also been a menace in the rooms i've been hosting
>>2990915MAKE A NEW MARK
>>2990704that's a lot of bourbons
>>2990905Festival Tama is a pace which has zero good accels beyond trying to larp as a Front, so I'd go with base as a Late or End depending on how much suffering with Kris S you'd like to do since you're obligated to run Dia Wit as well or Jordan as a 3rd speed card, while End can run 3/2 with Shakur Speed without any real complaints
>>2990915LOOKING GOOD FOR SEVEN CIRCLE
>>2990913DO NOT DO THIS
>>2990924Only the best for the most beloved
WHAT THE FUCK PALMER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>2990915Dance Command
>>2990918Base Inari only has Tail Nine as a usable gold for the Arima Kinen.Festival has Encroaching Shadow and Innate Experience (it's useful, just expensive and slightly inconsistent).
Palmsterman, can I see that palmer? I also want to cuck fronts
>>2990932>>2990918Wait I'm retarded I got the gremlins confused.
>>2990932I know Inari is bigger and sluttier Tamamo but they're still not the same character
>>2990914We are reaching levels of fronthell previously unknown to science.
>>2990924I just arrived home and this honestly annoys me, why is there is always a schizo everywhere here, why can't they just bake a normal thread, not even /vg/ does shit like this and then the faggot rubs it in. What a way to ruin my day.
>>2990888https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=NxmFMUVUHH7Ihz3NOKU-qng3>>2990940https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=8Bflg7bTVf7e02JKL15f_qNx
>>2990940>front villainevil stuff
>>2990941>Anon is shocked that the queen of /v/ma gets OPs.You know nishino got THREE OPs before we had a different one right
/Palmer/ma
>>2990947uggo
>>2990940Oh wait im retarded970392449703924497039244Here's the code
>>2990947I really like this artstyle. She looks very pretty.
>>2990947Why do he breasts expand when wearing a Halloween costume
>>2990948Die, fag.
>disappointing my club by getting few fans compared to top earners>stuck doing loops for CM just to end in B group 3rd placeWhat do I do?
>>2990955Asterdanchou does this when hes clearing flatliners
>>2990956Do whatever you want anon, we won't judge
>>2990947She's so cute. Her casual outfit is surprisingly regal.
>>2990956>disappointingUnless youre in oy neigh noone gaf about the fans
>>29909496/9Theres still space for more HEROES
>>2990956Nobody cares, but why not try to aim for plat?
>>2990960I like her hips in her casual outfit. Pant on women are a gift from god
$PALMER status?Invest?
>>2990966Does anyone have that gif of palmer bullying helios? The pakalive one
>>2990968CONSIDERED
>IT'S TIME
>>2990915BOOK OF KELLS WINS WITH NO ONE ELSE IN SIGHT
>>2990968Consider it.
>>2990972>suspicious Why, fuck did you do?
>>2990965I'm full F2P and my recent umas have only gotten as lucky as SS. Doing some testing with the independent training shows it's scoring better than me, so my ego has been shook.
>>2990974>Do you feel in charge?
>>2990971>>2990974
>>2990935It's not that good, especially without DD/PP and groundwork. Went with 14 stam sparks on a 3/2/hag deck and clicked stam when it was alright.
>>2990968Considered. I got her in a single cheeky tenner and she's been a great investment so far. I wouldn't call her an oshi but she's in my top 10.
>>2990949PAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLMEEEEEEEEEEEEER503357905033579050335790
>NEXT RACEHANSHIN 1800 DIRTPICK YOUR UMA!
>>2990858>kami oshi and jiangshi are ok>christmas and gyaru are too complex
>>2990985LETS GO NISHINO
>>2990985>FabricWhat kind of dumbass name is that
>>2990980Huh,surprisingly easy, I can probably get it done even though I don't have any good front parents, thank you for your efforts towards the anti-front alliance!
>>2990988It's BEEshino, actually.
>>2990986>another dead catboxI fucking hate Israel
>>2990985For me its iki>fun
>>2990977Post yer deck
>>2990988yet another nishiyama horse entering the infinite maiden loop...
Training for arima is so fucking comfy
>>2990997example for budget Long Front Runner in Grand Live.I don't have Creek, Fine Motion and am borrowing SSR Maruzensky card for a Kitasan run.
>>2990982>Got a captcha errorYup yup, this is where im tapping out. Its gonna get gay soon.Thanks for coming bros! Going to change my suzuka into a palmer killing one.
>>2990999Anything that involves stamina above 400 is NOT comfy
>>2990975Trying to drag her to bed before debut. She'll fall soon enough
Finebros...We running end fine?
>>2991011Yeppers.
>>2991011>end FineDont do this! We should never end Fine
Inari one is super strong this CM its crazy
WE GOTTA FIND THE LONG SPARKS AND (YOU) GOTTA HELP US
>>2991006Why is /v/ma like this
>>2990985AND FABRIC WINS WITH EITHER 1 OR 7 CLOSE BEHIND I COULDN'T READ!
>>2991024Massive allergy to pressing stamina.
>>2991024/v/ma is a sprinter at heart
>>2991029Whats so bad about pressing stamina
>>2990982https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=zpr1ZO1CUaPyELdZvahHHt3_>>2991004https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=dvBJpkfJ38rqI-hzAYXGEdPA
Imagine not fan grinding
>>2991003No kitasan? Or tachyon? What wit SRs do you have.
>>2991022I have to find fucking Light Hello and have her ask me out before junior year is over.
>NEXT RACE HANSHIN 2000 TURFPICK YOUR UMAS!
>>2991037what's your schedule and deck?
>>2991042Percentile of course
>>2991042DYNAMIC
>>2991042Dynamic and its not even close
>>2991004what is the theorycrafting behind this anyways, don't think more front stam debuffs would help since palmer will probably have too much stamina from her unique, only other thing i can think of is 564 keen eye
>>2991038I have MLB Kitasan, but this was a Kita run so can't use that, 1LB Tachyon and its for a pace chaser so it didn't seem that useful.Pic is all the SR/SSR wits I have.
>>2991052>only other thing i can think of is 564 keen eyeThat is part of the idea, im gonna test some stuff in the lab, see if I can manage a way to kill her. I almost never lose the front wars, but I lose hard to backliners when my angling gets delayed so hard.
>>2991047The deck doesn't matter I just use the high fan bonus cardsI dunno how to show the entire schedule but this is my senior year. Just don't do more than 4 races in a row unless it's high fan G1s
>>2991053Run daiwa wit or fuku speed over that fraudulent ass rice shower card
>>2991053Take off bourbon and put Teio+Daiwa and rent mayano speed.
>>2991058>I almost never lose the front warsmy seiun is almost the same as your bourbon midgame wise i think, is it really just the operation cacao diff?
Okay anon, would you rather>5 million dollars Or >1 year with your uma of choice Discuss
>>29910675 milly cuz I would kill myself if I had to lose uma wife after 1 year
>>29910675 million dollars
>>2991067You could multiply the amount of money for any amount as many times as you'd like and I'd still pick my uma every single timeNeed to get her pregnant in the first month so once she's gone umas still exist in the worldI'd lsoe my wife but i'd make it mymission to ensure future generations got to enjoy umamusume
>>2991065Other than operation cacao my clanker also has more wit for positioning and pace up checks and higher power, she's only a beta version but im satisfied with her performance so far.
>>2991052What generally kills Palmer is a bad start more than anything else. Even if Palmer isn't in the lead the other runaways will keep pushing further away from the fronts which messes with their positioning. If there's another oonige they both will die or slow down considerably during late race if a spot struggle occurs. The play in my non-fronter opinion is to not use a runaway at all if you're relying on a front ace.
>>2991042GAILLARDE WINS WITH ETOILE HAMMER CHASING BEHIND TO NO AVAIL!
>>29910671 year with my uma wife desu, I have money
>Missed the rooms
>NEXT RACENAKAYAMA 1200 TURFPICK YOUR UMA!
>>2991079Give me one thousand dollars.
>>2991042...toilet hammer?
>>2991067I mean I'd pick the 1 year with Umawife regardless but her parents are rich as hell anyway so if I had her I wouldn't need 5 million dollars
>>2991084>Cock CoatLMAO
>>2991084COCK COAT
>>2991084CAN'T BEAT THE COCK MAN
>>2991084>cock coatso a condom
>>2991084ENTER
>>2991084COCK THE GOAT
>>2991067The money because a year with an uma of your choice does not guarantee she'll enjoy spending that time with you.
>>2991084THE STRONGEST
>>2991084ALL IN ON COCK COAgT
>>2991084ALWAYS BET ON THE COCK
>>2991084Don't sleep on Pink Diamond, trained by the Xog herself.
>>2991084NICE COCK
>>2991076>SpoilerDeath sentence if no one brings a runaway
>The sheer amount of uma threads in the catalogIts simple, the /vm/ revitalization plan under Bourbon the 11th is going well, either we will absorb ALL the board, or they will be forced to evolve and revive their speed to survive being bumped into the void.
>>2991121>Bourbon the 11thBut she would be the 19th queen
>>2991067If it's only 1 year, I'd fucking kill myself after it was over. I'll take the 5 million.
>>2991123Bourbon won during MANT.
I HATE TRAINING STAMINA
>>2991084AND MIENO VIVID WINS UNCONTESTED, LEAVING EVERYONE ELSE (INCLUDING COCK COAT) IN THE DUST
>>2991127This but unironically. Every click on stamina makes it that much harder to get enough speed.
>>2991104Monster sucks. Peach Red Bulls are where it's at.
>>2991129COCKBROS...WE LOST...
>>2990885>>2990908>>2990917KEK
>>2991130Anon i knoe this might come off as a shock to you, but you don't need 1600 speed.
Jiggy?
>>2991138I still dont get it, are jigsaw puzzles like a universal unc hobby?
>>2991125And she'll on CM20 unless Palmergod stops her.
>>2991139You are in an unc thread
>>2991140It will be the first triple crown in history.
>NEXT RACE (not for a bit)HANSHIN 1400 TURFPICK YOUR UMA
>>2991139Eh. Historically. Lately girls got into it adjacent to Tabletop craze.
>>2991139Nopers, won't be playing that crap
>>2991142she'll be cucked, again
>The 17 year old grandma
>>2991141>uncMost of the posters here are younger than Deep Impact...
>>2991144Spice of Life needed in your lifes.
>>2991139Jiggies are nice because everything fits together perfectly
>>2991153I am almost as old as maruzensky so I doubt it.
>>2991142ENTERif only Paces weren't shit this CM
>>2991156Prostate status?
>>2991158I take tamsulosin for it but its fine.
>>2991157HERE IS HOW PACES CAN STILL WIN
>>2991123despite there being 19 editions of the stakes, we've only had 14 unique queens, as Taiki, Maru, Oguri and now Bourbon have all had 2 reigns>Maya the 1st>Golshi the 2nd>Grass the 3rd>Maru the 4th>Taiki the 5th>Creek the 6th>Seiun the 7th>Curren the 8th>Suzuka the 9th>Oguri the 10th>Bourbon the 11th>Kitasan the 12th>Ardan the 13th>Flower the 14thI know the math doesn't check out but it just works okay
>>2991157Why are paces shit when they have monster?
>>2991157Just go late surger just like Teiochad bwo
>>2991163>backliner only won during URAkinoTake me back...
>>2991163HEY flower is the 15th, you will not forget Chairman Rickey the 14th. Her era was unironically a top 3 one.
>>2991169There is a reason why Fronts are meta for League of Heroes.
>>2991163After grass it's nothing but fucking fronts and pace...
unless conditions change, the conditions for the sprinters stakes rerun race that will be posted at the end of the Sprinters stakes will be>Nakayama 1200, Autumn, Right Handed, Cloudy, Good
>>2991164Is the inherited version that good? I'm not a pacefag, I just think a villain upset during the next steak would make for some delicious ludoKINO
>>2991172who?
>>2991172oh my fucking bro I always forget one, I almost missed Curren when recounting and then forgot about Rickey we're one queen away from the elite 8 part 2: the umas strike back
>>2991163>Missing the chairman
>>2991164You mean the gold skill that doesn't exist generically until Opera Wit comes out halfway into the next scenario which is after two Long CMs and by the time you can use it again you'll have pulled for Wit McQueen?
>>2991179No, it's terrible. It's the same power as angling, half the duration, and easily cucked if you don't have a shitton of midrace.
>>2991163Now that we hit 15, I should work on a high effort piece we almost have a NEW elite 8.
>>2991067Depends. Are they the ONLY uma in the world? Or am I brought to the uma world for a year?
>>2991190who are our elite 4
>>2991179It's still a reliable accel. The problem is you can only start making parent for it after Brian power release tomorrow.
>>2991192You will be sent to the uma verse for a year.
>>2991187>you'll have pulled for Wit McQueen?I think you still need Opera right? What other card do you use for Pace accel in Longs?
>>2991163FrontGods are the only reason Oguri doesn't have 5 wins or more. Remember to thank your FrontGods. Except for Falco
>>2991163Haven't I chosen you fourteen? Yet one of you is a traitor...
>>2991190I'm working on a huge piece with all the queens of the zodiac period that I hope will be finished by december, when zodiac CMs end, which was also when I became the 'main' host and started making the banners so it's like a double celebrationI don't know if I'll make it on time though lol
>>2991189Then it's up to the strongest triple crown to take up the dark assassin's mantle. Do the needful Pacesaars. Backliners need not apply.
>>2991198Flower and Ardan had a good chance. For CM19 we almost had Doto queen, fronts are just ruining the kind of queens we get
>>2991198>Except for FalcoDeadass feel bad for falco, she ALWAYS overperforms in CMs and ALWAYS falls short in the stakes. Shes accumulated like 4 different 2nd places
>>2991211she will NEVER live down the fact that Suzuka beat her ass ON HER HOME TURF WHILE HAVING INNATE G DIRT
>>2991211Falco has a good narrative, i think when she wins it she'll be popular. She's already one of the most liked, posted and used in CMs umas. Shes got a long long history of trying that will one day pay off.
>>2991153Damn, I'm about 10 months younger. Fuck >:(
>>2991211Its ludokino.
>>2991198>jobbing 4 times>nominated as nigerkiri sister leader and GL centerTracen's corruption really runs deep...
I'm starting to hate bourbon more than xmas butt picker.
>>2991208Flower and Ardan were not really Oguri CMs though. Oguri was good for Mile but not that good.Doto did get cucked this CM though and would have beaten the Hogs if the Bobo wasn't there in the last race
>>2991197You dont pull for opera, Opera is a borrow only card.
>>2991218>She's already one of the most liked
Curren and Scarlet were not my queens
>>2991225You and I my frontbroken brother. I just can't hate her fully with my dicks contradiction due to her sinful body.
>>2991224GL is for the losers to have their time to shine, makes sense Falco would be centre stage
>>2991232Real boomers know that McQueen was the true winner of Gemini 1
>>2991230>>2991237if these smug currens are meant to make me mad, they're doing a terrible job at it, they only make my dick hard
>>2991225I dont mind bobo cuz she takes high effort to build and she feels very "fair" in terms of what she can do. Plus, shes the most sexo character in the game
>>2991225You hate V.Bourbon because she's metaI hate V.Bourbon because she ruined the FRONT metaWe're not the same
>>2991241They are meant to do both
>>2991242I will agree that bobo doesn't have any bullshit unfair gimmicks. Shes fair to beat, she's basically the equivalent of a shoto.
>>2991230>>2991237needs rape correction
>bobo>high effort to build
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>she takes high effort to build
>>2991242>has groundwork built in>has three abilities to proc ground work built in>has speed eater built in for miles>cuz she takes high effort to buildIs this a joke?
>>2991163I started during curren and have fond memories of her. One of these days I'll gather courage and begin drawfagging here, just slightly afraid that it would be a massive self dox.
>>2991246does she really need 12.5 seconds of operation cacao though
>>2991196... can I take anything home from the umaverse?It might just be painful to leave at that point. It'd be painful to go as well. I'd miss the fags on 4chan and world2ch...
>>2991248If VBourbon, who was shilled as the easy mode front with half the things you want built in, is hard to build, I wonder what that says about other fronts.Also saying she's fair again.
>>2991243>>2991250The Bobo that won the last race was Robo Bobo not Valentine Bobo
>she takes high effort to build
>>2991255Thats just cuz its a long track
>>2991230How we're doing for the next CM currenchad? Everyone will have accel now that our advantage to solely owning accel back then on the capricorn disappear...
DERVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2991238>Golshi was so dominant that people demanded to ban her from the stakes entirelyI wanted McQueen to win too, but she didn't
UPDATEHanshin now>rainy, firmNakayama now>Cloudy, good
>>2991225VBourbon is literally Xoguri but for Fronts. The Stakes are also 12+ racers which makes it a bit like LoH but worse, in which Fronts are meta. You have been playing against a broken character on a format that benefits her style and you accept it as "fair". It's your fault for agreeing to play on these terms and to refuse to adjust the format.
>>2991248Bobo? Yes. VBobo? Fuck no.
>>2991268>rainy, firmthat's illegal!
>Falcobros enduring 1% of the pain the average taishinfag survives.
>>2991264I expect it to be a machan CM
>thought the track stat benchmark bonus speed was a thread gaslight>its actually been real this whole time
>>2991264Curren is part of the OG Elite forever, she's part of /v/ma's legacy, I don't need to run her anymore, she already won.
>>2991265Barbin with short hair is so fucking weird
>>2991269>It's your fault for agreeing to play on these termsSo it's mine and everyone else's fault entering the stakes right?
>>2991282Anon....we said we could check it with haku
>>2991242>she takes high effort to build and she feels very "fair" in terms of what she can do
>>2991253Self dox? are you a famous artist or something?
>>2991264BELIEVE
>>2991282holy fuck man that was so long agoynr when you thought your run was bricked because you didn't get like 600 guts or some random shit
>>2991287Anyone complaining about fronts is at fault yes. You accepted that this was a fair race and nothing should be changed, so there is nothing to complain about, right? Just accept it.
>>2991265Why isn't she short circuiting?
>>2991290No but I do post stuff on xitter.
>>2991282take an hour out of your life to close the thread and read and understand the race mechanics doc
>>2991295thiccwithaq....
>>2991282It's incremental per 300 units so it's okay you didn't hit the gaslight target. It's affected by mood too so it's still good if you slightly under it.
>>2991242
>>2991296Why do that when I can just ask one of the niggers with 15 plats
>>2991287you are talking to frontbroken, he's evolved and moved on to target the stakes and use it as a proxy to keep shitposting about fronts while also trying to change the format to some shitty 9 slot nothingburger race, disengage
>>2991144MEMORY BOOK PROCS LIGHTNING SURGE AND TRIUMPHANT PULSE, HUMILIATING SPICE OF LIFE AND CHO SAKURA, WINNING BY HALF A LENGTH
>NEXT RACENakayama 2000 TurfPICK YOUR UMA
>>2991301idk why he's seething about V.Bobo when both versions of Bobo won a race each.HOguri fags could never do something like that
>>2991295Rustle sama
>>2991307KISEKITEKINIKITERUFUTANARIRAPE
>>2991307Number 5, not typing that.
>>2991307Diana Maria sounds so plain.
>>2991307Take Your Time
>>2991307A WEAPON TO SURPASS MATIKANEFUKUKITARU
>>2991300When a neigher has so many plats, when is it enough?
>>2991307KisekiFuku has my vote
>>2991318their hunger can't be satiated, mindless beasts just consume without thinking
>>2991318I got 14 (lost last CM but I phoned It in) it will never be enough so long as I have RIVALS to stay ahead
Some posts online really read like something you could find /here/
>>2991307Matikanephalaenopsisfukukitarhtannhauser
>>2991322But here we wanna fuck the puppet....
Oh hey, another CM without debuffs
>>2991318I'm a small time with only 9. But I probably will take it easier when the CM stopped using signs.
>>2991327>I'm a small time with only 9You niggers are fucking insane
>>299132910 plats is unironically the most common plat count (along with 1)
>>2991294Gundams work underwater
>>2991325HOME....
>>2991325out of the 12 CMs since debuff ban was introduced, only 5 of them have had debuff ban (the checkmark)
If you could go back in time and delete summer gold ship would you do it? Might save the meta, but you lose out on sexo
>>2991336I'd card her. Then we can have both.
>>2991336I don't like golshi and whomever subtitutes her swimsuit probably even more sexo than her.
>>29913371800 wit toreina
>>2991338Not liking gold ship is 100% larp, a large chunk of us started cuz of her
>>2991336Debuffers would still be just as prominent
>>2991342I like her but shes not even in my top 20 girls, shes hot and funny but her story was kinda cheeks
>>2991301>>2991308Say whatever you want, but you know I'm still right.
>>2991307Taisei Persist sounds persistent.
>>2991344Absolutely not. The power gap of getting 2 dominator effects from one uma vs one is huge
>>2991344Losing half of the effectiveness means its easier to tank and you got more consistency running more aces instead.
>Bobo won the stakes>Take it as a sign to finally install hachimi and haku>Can't open the game nowWhat the FUCK
>>2991335You don't run debuffs on LoHNobody really cares about debuffs on Sprints/MilesMost CMs that are annoying with debuffers have a no debuf rule
>>2991342I unironically started because of Ningengokko's art. I didnt know about goldship much at all
>>2991351The fool...
>>2991351Did you install prehistoric hachimi or hachimi-edge
Maybe im a bit retarded but i don't see the point in debuffers as the meta develops and time goes on, by the time of GM and LArc we're gonna be stacking gold skills on top of gold skills on top of gold skills while no new debuffs get released. The opportunity cost just doesn't make sense
>>2991351>he went to a ripperdoc from /v/mapyoi
>>2991347Right about what? The base Bobo got 1st place and the Doto got 2nd in the last race. It was likely the closest stakes we ever had.You can't complain about V.Bobo being OP when base is the one that won the race
>>2991307DIANA MARIA BEATS SUAVE BASILEUS BY A NECK AND I DON'T HAVE TO TYPE OUT 5'S NAME THANK GOD
>>2991352>shuka sho>arima>both del mar mediumsallowed debuffers
>>2991361my main complain is about fronts being meta for anything larger than 9 racers and that's why LoH meta is fronts and not ends.
>>2991358Its a small difference, but it might still give you an edge. Or, in my case, ill keep debuffing becauseim too lazy to do more than 1 ace
>>2991363>I DON'T HAVE TO TYPE OUT 5'S NAME THANK GODLooking for THIS?
>NEXT RACEHANSHIN 1800M DIRTPICK YOUR UMA
>here's your stamina spark bro
>>2991338fact check status: true
>>2991370AMERICAN STELLA
>>2991358Double dom are still 3 L advantage. 3 L advantage is still a strong gap if your main aces are xogger powercreep(Chrono, Al, etc)
>>2991370FIRST STATE FOR A FIRST RATE
>>2991370Meishou Sogourney made me giggle.
>>2991370>Prime Wizard
>>2991358Debuffs are an easy way to make your ace even stronger, you basically just add a gold to them. If your ace is really consistent, you just add a win even harder option
>>2991370PRIME WIZARD!!!!
>>2991367LoH meta isn't about winning, it's about getting a high placing with all your umas.Lots of Ends can win but you're not getting a lot of podiums with 3 Ends
>>2991370ENTERIGNEOUS ROCKS
>>2991373Rice SEX
>>2991370SUNRISE BLADE
>>2991370Sunrise Blade folded 100000 times
>>2991370PRIME WIZARD MONEY GANGWE LOVE CASTING SPELLS
>>2991370Omega Masaya of course
>>2991370this dub decides who wins
>>2991370
WHERE ARE THE ROOMSI WANNA RACE
>>2991382>but you're not getting a lot of podiums with 3 Endsthanks for proving my point.>Lots of Ends can win Meta isn't 100% guaranteed to win, a style that can guarantee you a 80%+ winrate is what makes it meta.
>>2991396You got two options>Host em yourself>Wait until HE gets online and posts a bunchI encourage you to make them yourself
Im drawing BourbonHow big should I make the tits?
>>2991387is this SEX tempest an in-house OC? The artsyle reminds me of one of our local drawfrens. If so, congrats to the chef.
>>2991370As a geologist, I have to go for Igenous Rocks.
>>2991342I don't recall what uma made me interested in the game. The anime was my gateway... the first picture in my phone is a head shot of Broye.
>>2991404BiggerSluttier
>>2991404on-model
>>2991404draw nishino instead, we have almost 0 nishino OCs you fag.
>>2991404Bigger than the size you have on your mind right now
>>2991404As big as you can without it looking ridiculous
>>2991404Her ass is more important. That's what the hors known as afterall.
>>2991405Duh neigha, its old as dirt. We were still in URA when that drawing dropped
>>2991370IT'S WIZARD TIME MOTHERFUCKA
>>2991404Anything larger than on-model is just absurd. They're already huge.
>>2991404Ass focused actually.
>>2991412That is objectively not true, check the archive.
>>2991407Teio anime is peak. But bourbon in the anime is the one that pulls my dick to the game.
>>2991416Huh? Was the horse know for its butt? Why?
>>2991418Yeah, I vaguely remember having seen it but I probably paid no mind since she was still a newma back then.
>>2991424Have you seen Bourbon's butt? Literally all muscle
>>2991424Bourbon had a massive ass for a horse.
>>2991424Motherfucker was BUILT different
My rocks...
>>2991429https://x.com/K_Tamezou/status/1518589930100097024For comparison with normal butt
>>2991424On the left, mihono bourbon, on the right. How thoroughbreds are supposed to look like.
>>2991370DUDE YAMANIN GALBE HAS AN IMPRESSIVE FINAL STRAIGHT AS A LATE SURGER AND RUNS IT DOWN, BEATING AMERICAN STELLA BY A LENGTH
>"ok enough of looping, time to make parents">parent I borrowed in advance a week ago is goneI hate this stupid fucking system
This is why bobo has mathematically the third fattest butt in the game.
>NEXT RACENAKAYAMA 1800M DIRTPICK YOUR UMA
Did i wake up in time for the sprinters stakes.
>>2991438>starts todayWhat starts today
>>2991439If you're willing to stay awake for another 3 hours, yes
>>2991439we're still 3 hours away from the sprinters stakes, we're halfway done with the keiba schedule
>>2991438Tomorrow Starts Today
>>2991438LETS GO SOLOMON
has anyone posted the usual infographic for the sprinters stakes with all the ancestors?
>>2991438LET'S GO GUN HAMMER
>>2991438Dee Supremacy.
>>2991432>>2991429looks the fuckin same to me
>>2991448I dont think them boys at /umaJP/ did it this time around.
>>2991438>Gun hammerso is he a gun or a hammer??
>>2991438/d/ SUPREMECY
>>2991438>Tartaros Isnt that like a fish thing
>>2991448not yet but found this on twitter
>>2991336564 just needs to not proc on debuffs, that's all that's needed to fix it. No need to get rid of her completely
>>2991448Yeah I saw it on /uma/ a while ago lemme see if I can find it
What the fuck, what happened today? We are back to normal speed.
>>2991461Xogslop ended.This happens every time
>>2991461all this is keibaposting
>>2991458a bunch of seniors and literal unc>Star Anise and Black ChaliceBruh
>>2991457Its the personal 3 dungeon
>>2991463WUV Keiba
I left Sei to train independently and she's actually doing it
I think I love dirters, crazy. Acute won me over HARD
>>2991468she's actually just fucking ojisans behind your back btw
>>2991471Teiobro btw
>>2991469Whats up with the ending of her career story? How is she allowed to still stay in tracen when everyone else graduated
Actual fucking senior citizen.
>>2991474Do NOT ask how long Rudolf has been in office.
mr canberra looking like silence suzuka out there
>>2991475I really need to see her hang out with maruzensky to bitch about the good ol days of tracen
>>2991438MR CANBERRA SMOKES THE COMPETITION, LEAVING EVERYONE ELSE FRONTBROKEN
>>2991480They're both like 17
>>2991480Teasing the elderly like that is not something Wonder Acute would do
>>2991485NEIGHATHEY'RE BOTH ANCIENT
>>2991475
>NEXT RACEHANSHIN 1400M DIRTPICK YOUR UMA
>>2991487>17>Ancient
>>2991490You would be correct.
>>2991489SEEK THE DREAM!
>>2991489they named a horse after a mexican restaurant?https://www.elfenix.com/
>>2991489AMERICAN RUNNER
>>2991491DER/V/TAHANGING OUT WITH LITTLE GIRLS IN SPANDEX I SEE
>>2991489you already know
>>2991489JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA EL FENIX
>>2991489>PredatorCAM ON
>>2991489What did they do to poor Jiro?
Whos up for some ROOMS
>>2991501If you host, I cannot post results right now
Bros, do i take DD with PP?
>>2991505Solo PP over DDPP
if this is allowance 1 win how come el fenix is allowed to enter with 4 wins?
>>2991508f this race is allowance (1 win) how come a horse with 4 recent wins is entered? https://en.netkeiba.com/race/shutuba.html?race_id=202609040907&rf=race_toggle_menuRetrieved race details for 202609040907+6In JRA racing, "Allowance (1 Win)" (1勝クラス) is an earnings-based class, not a win-count limit. A horse enters this class after its first win and stays in it until its cumulative prize money reaches the threshold for promotion to the 2-win class. So a horse can have multiple wins (even 4) yet still be in the 1-win class if its total earnings haven't crossed that promotion threshold — for example, if those wins came in lower-purse maiden, newcomer, or 1-win class races.This is fundamentally different from US racing, where "non-winner of 1" (N1X) means the horse has never won a qualifying open race. In JRA, the class ladder (1勝 2勝 3勝 Open) is determined by earnings, not by a hard cap on wins.
>Arima KINO + Bourbon 2 has healed all my burnout and has returned thread qualityWe are so fucking back bros
Is it even worth to take MPB for an end closer that already has encroaching shadow?
>>299150148931571 CM room
>>2991520Thats a pretty large room, like 490km
>>2991282It's also very small.Dist S is 5%, multiplied through after all diminishing.Stat thresholds are 5% per 300, but are factored before diminishing return effects, so their real impact is more like 1.3% each.You'll usually easily meet 1-2 levels and only be worrying about whether you can hit the 2nd / 3rd tier. Hunting the 1.3% isn't usually worth it.
How do i calculate how long daring strike lasts on this CM
>>2991489>>2991493>>2991498EL FENIX WINS, DESPITE A VALIANT FINAL ATTEMPT PUSH FROM OKEN BLOOD
>>2991529Keiba season is so dope
>>2991527base duration * course distance / 1000
>>2991531Thank you anon, any idea on>>2991517Im planning my end closers
>>2991527based on haku, a bit more than 10 s
>>2991517I would say you want a secondary accel of some kind, ES is only .4, even if perfectly timed
>>2991535Would nimble nav work?
>NEXT RACENAKAYAMA 1600M TURFPICK YOUR UMA
>>2991536Yes
>>2991537very suprised that the name Deathscythe hadn't been used before now, considering how old Gundam Wing is...
>>2991537>MusumeNani?
>>2991537Deathscythe
>>2991537Swallow City
>>2991537LETS GO DAISY
>>2991537>named Win Roselite>will winKino
>>2991537I would have said Deathscythe but he's Stay Gold's grandkidPut it on Six Pack
>>2991540>stay gold spawn
>Only meta relevant in ONE CM>Glorified slingshot in every other CMWhat went wrong
>>2991529>gelding
No other rooms?
>>2991558Patience. Or host em yourself lol
Taiki's grandson Cosmo Cavalier takes it down
We did not do an expedition to /v/ this month did we? Shall we organize a scouting party next month? We could get some recruits for /herse/
>>2991562Pic?
>>2991537AND COSMO CAVALIER EDGES IT OUT THERE DESPITE DEATHSCYTHE CATCHING UP THERE AT THE END
Newfag here.Is king halo actuallt a good story, Idk. I just dont think I like her, she just gives me bitch vibes.
>>2991553She's a good frontrunner, who becomes even better once she gets her evolved skills. A lot of people just haven't rolled for Palmer, and until twin turbo comes out, she's the only free runaway you can use as a booster
>NEXT RACEHANSHIN 1800M TURFPICK YOUR UMA
>>2991569It's one of the better ones out of the initial roster.
Are lates underperforming again?
>>2991572>DOGGED
>>2991553Thats where she got me my only plat, and i will be forever grateful for tha. Wuv Suzie
>>2991574>forced to use brick cards on every distanceThe last time lates was good is in CM3.
>>2991572Kogyoku for me
>>2991574Lates have been very competitive in the rooms that they enter, they just don't enter a lot of them. They're also harder to build than fronts and ends since they have to use Kris S and sometimes Jordan or ZRR.
>>2991572>Venus Bubble>BubbleSubtle BGF reference?
>>2991578I unironically dont find symboli Kris S to be that bad.
>>2991580When's the last time Ive seen a rooma with a late
>>299158441846743Here is a rooma, ENTER late toreinas.
>>2991582Does your uma have a gold recovery natively?
>>2991582If you own it and use it as clawbot, sure. So you can borrow ZRR or even eishin SSR if your umas has heal innate.
>>2991572Darling Darling
Those are not very happy horses
>>2991569She's not really bitchy. her mom on the other hand...
>>2991582She is when you need a gold
>>2991569Unironically the best launch story. Wuv Kingu.
>>2991587Yeah and stam growth. Using 3 speed and wit sparks and its working wonders
>>2991593Natie is the best launch story
>>2991553Her main strength is unrestrained, which is useless in most CMs. Even when it's good it's devalued because of angling + redshift, and when it is good and redshift isn't, budding/shooting are fantastic and fronts job hard.
>>2991594I mean this nicely, but explode and also your runs aren't typical because everyone else has to drag a welfare for a gold or try to hit the healer grass inherit off a grandparent
>>2991581nope
>>2991595Close 2nd for me. I do like Natie herself more than Kingu, but Kingu's story has a lot more oomph.
You know in hindsight most of the launch stories kinda sucked, like they were still decently written and had good quality moments but nothing compares to post machan.
ok pick someone for me to run through URA
>>2991602I’m excited for ZRR
>keiba followed by sumo tonightgood night to be a sports fan
>>2991604Any uma you haven't done yet.
>>2991604Post roster
>>2991602King Halo was noticeably good and peeps like Nice Nature too.
>>2991602Early stories were before they realized that the audience would really care about the kieba autism
>>2991553>robbed in 2 finalsI ask myself the same thing
>>2991602The biggest offender of shitty early campaign (other than spe, but thats low hanging fruit) is mcqueen. Zero rivalries other than beating up ryan once, Zero supporting cast, Zero memorable events, you just win the tenno sho spring twice and nothing happens.
>>2991572CONEY ISLAND STEALS THE WIN FROM KOGYOKU AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT HOLY
>>2991616she's liberty island's half-sister by the way
>>2991615For me the worst launch career is el condor pasa, it felt more like a grass wonder glaze career than something worthy of the world's strongest.
>>2991618Ojou....;_;
>>2991620NEVER FORGIVENEVER FORGET
>>2991619No, it's ticket. Everything after she wins the DAHBY and has a crisis is so dumb. I say this WUVing ticket
>NEXT RACENAKAYAMA 1800 DIRTPICK YOUR UMA!6 MORE RACES LEFT BEFORE THE SPRINTERS STAKES
>>2991624Im wondering why someone would shoot a guy, before throwing him out of a plane?"
>>2991624RED LIGHTNING
>>2991624>Red Lightning Tama on her period?
>>2991624Hawk Light sounds cool so ill pick her
>>2991624Taiyo Flare!
Does anyone have a good late parent they wanna shill for looping?
>>2991615>zero memorable eventsRegarding races and, well, career, yeah. But she has quite a few cute moments. McQueen actually was THE first character i played, so i guess that's why shes etched herself into my memory so much
>>2991607done them all that i have>>2991608tachyonair groovebiwadaiwaeishineishin (chef)elfinefine (wife)fuji (ballroom)golshigrassharuharu (newyear)hishi amazonkawakamicreekmarumaru (swim)fukumambomayamaya (wife)dotobrightmakweenryanbriantaishinnatieogurioguri (xmas)ricerice (vamp)bakushinseiunsuzukaspespe (swim)creeksweeprudolfrudolf (fest)operataikitaiki (camp)tamamo (fest)teioteio (animu)vodkatickezozephyr
>>2991640>zephyrThis, and dump some of her story
>>2991641I second this
>>2991640Mackweeeeen
>>2991640doto+secret event
>>2991640DUDE WIND
>>2991639McFat gets done so dirty on this game its insane
>>2991647Shes at least sorts decent this CM.
Any rooms bros?
>>2991624MEDICI POWER BRINGS IT HOME!
>NEXT RACEHANSHIN 2400M TURFPICK YOUR UMA!5 MORE RACES LEFT BEFORE THE SPRINTERS STAKES
when is the g1
>>2991649would but i'm too invested in keibaposting
>>29916552 kitaspawnorfevererulershipZRRgolshiduramenteAND satono diamondspawnall in this race
>>29916561 hr 40 minutes
>>2991656Race 11 nakayama
>>2991655say cute
>>2991658Is >Say qt3.14 the Dialing?
>>2991663Cute
WEATHER UPDATE>HANSHIN: RAIN, FIRM -> HEAVY RAIN, FIRM they should add this into the game
>>2991655Say cute a cute
>>2991640Hard mode Brian is fun in URA, it's genuinely not easy to get past the Tenno Sho Spring, or was before you got enough SP to just buy recoveries.
Will anyone be hosting the sprinters stakes reenactment?
>>2991670I can do it. So long as someone reminds me of the conditions
>>2991664yup
Im a complete shitter with game mechanics, can someone explain to me why sometimes my end closer swings so wide and ends up losing a million distance
>>2991672doh forgot to fit canvas to layers before exporting
THE JIG IS UP
>>2991672
This card is crazy good and no one is talking about it
>>2991675Wide swinging in late race is still a mystery to everyone and still being researched to this day
>>2991641>>2991642>>2991646
>>2991680This card is good but super inconvenient timing wise. Jungle pocket speed is coming, el condor pasa is coming, wit diamond and duramente is coming, ramonu is coming, the three goddesses of late are coming. Like, you just can't fit her in
>>2991682KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI
AIEEEEE THE STREAM I WAS WATCHING DIED AND I CAN'T LIVEPOST ANYMORE
>>2991682>Zephyr>The wind blows
>>2991680>0.1 target speed over common white>good
>>2991682
>>2991680Nobody is rich enough to pull for it and the gold skill isn't THAT good.If I wanted a Late card I would pull for fucking Wit Groove on Monday because goddamn would I put Fast and Furious on all my Lates. Also it has 2 Speed bonus and a lot of initial friendship
>>2991682her casual outfit
>>2991679Many are saying this
>>2991682Its the weekened, so I got a bottle of tequila and im taking a shot EVERY time Zephyr mentions wind, show me a good time anon.
>>2991686anyone have a link to a working stream?i was watching on kick
>>2991694
>>2991703Thats an actual boy no joke
>>2991702Refresh and it should be back online soon. This usually happens
>>2991704>Boy>Those titsNot a chance
>>2991697if i take a screenshot every time she mentions wind it'll fill up my hard drive real quick lol
>>2991703Why is there a boy in tracen?
>>2991703Ks Miracle is so cute
>>2991710LEL.
if you want to run Seiun you have to roll for another staminamaxxed parent? that sounds like a pain in the ass
>>2991702ngl I could never find a single link to keiba races, only what anons posted here whenever a big race was on.
>>2991716>>2991702There was usually a youtube one but region locked vs THE BEST GOD DAMN COUNTRY ON EARTH so people just used the dog.
It's back up. nakayama 9 running now
>>2991716its a kick stream.B01dogHos
>>2991655AND THE KITASPAWN BEATS OUT THE GOLDSHIPSPAWN ON THE RAINY HANSHIN RACE
WE'RE SO BACK
>>2991724HARIKITTE IKOU
>>2991715Yeppers, no speed growth
AND ON THE NAKAYAMA 1600 SILVER WILL BEATS OUT RISANAUTR
>>2991724>all those black KANGZ on the photo finishwhen did Netflix start sponsoring the JRA?
>>2991703They did not get the rights to the name of Nihon Pillow Winner, so they will just constantly awkwardly refer to the "Mile Emperor" in this story
>>2991730Why dont they fuckin add NPW anyway? He's from the CB generation
>>2991731Its inevitable
>>2991728Also a kitaspawn
>NEXT RACE HANSHIN 1800 DIRTPICK YOUR UMA!3 MORE RACES LEFT BEFORE THE SPRINTERS STAKES
How many bings until sprinter stakes
>>2991734GOD ESPADA
>>2991735Another hour
>>2991734>Man of the MatchMESSIIIIIIIIII
>>2991734>Rough AsianIsnt that every uma
>>2991671oh i was planning on doing it, but you can do so, Nakayama rn seems to be Cloudy + Good, but things can change
>>2991731Uma puts enough work into the characters that they can't just add a bunch of two star shitters to get a lot of the good, but not great horses into the game. That means there's just a massive que of horses waiting for their turn on the 3* banner.
>>2991746No u do it then
CONDITION UPDATE>HANSHIN TURF: HEAVY RAIN, FIRM -> HEAVY RAIN, GOOD>HANSHIN DIRT: UNCHANGED
>>2991747Nihon Pillow Winner won 3 G1s and beat symboli rudolf tho
>>2991730
>>2991747>3G1 winner>turbo oldma>shitter
>>2991754Does this count as 1 or two shots
>>2991754
>>2991757Just down the bottle now
>>2991755Nihon Pillow Winner was prob the second best horse of 83 behind CB
>>29917573, if you count the event name
>>2991757any variation of wind is a shot, who needs a liver anyway!
>>2991763Oh my fucking God what did I sign up for
>>2991731Anyone older than Oguri Cap era(a.k.a 1st Keiba golden age) are fossilized, at most they get NPC treatment like Speed Symboli.
>>2991766Bruh, NPW is from the same gen as CB
>>2991752Okay, but there's 500 billion horses in uma jail is my point, and the reason that "why don't they just add X" is always crapshoot. I'm not saying NPW was a shitter, but uma simply doesn't add 2* umas often enough to let them start to work through the backlog, and 3* slots aren't common enough when they also keep adding modern horses because the uma fans are now watching kieba and want to be able to pull for their favorites.
>>2991768PUT MY GOAT IN JUSTICE FOR THE MILE EMPEROR.
>>2991734SHONAN BANRAI WINS UNCONTESTED!
>>2991768Okay but imagine how funny it would be to keep tact in jail.
>>2991758
>>2991363i was just informed that Diana Maria is ECP + Grass Wonder descendent
>>2991773STOP LAUGHINGLET HER OUT.
>>2991767Yeah, that's older than Oguri's. C.B and Rudolf are getting in for Triple crown champion token. Ace getting in as the rival for both of them. I don't understand why Marus getting picked at all as rosters. I guess it had to do with the face of the franchise lineage, spechud.
>NEXT RACENAKAYAMA 2000M TURFPICK YOUR UMA!LAST NAKAYAMA RACE BEFORE THE SPRINTERS STAKES
>>2991758.
>>2991779
>>2991778Prismagico
>>2991778I CAN DO IT
>>2991779Imagine Zephyr ASMR
>>2991778Rouge Voyage
>>2991781she's talking to a birb
>>2991778lots of golshispawn here
>>2991795Is she legally obligated to mention wind in every single line of dialogue?
Am i in time?
>>2991778Latebros won?
>>2991803Isn't my oshi the best?
>>2991795The team canopus crew feature prominently in her side events
>>2991778HONEY DRESS BREAKS OUT OF THE BACKLINE AND STEALS IT FROM ALL THE GOLSHISPAWN
>>2991813HACHIMI HACHIMI HACHIMI
>>2991795The wind tempting me to bring her on cm21. I only need nishino inherit right?
>>299180530 mins
>NEXT RACEHANSHIN 1600 TURFPICK YOUR UMALAST RACE BEFORE THE SPRINTERS STAKES
>>2991821A SHIN DEED
>>2991821La Quemada....
>>2991821None of these names are funnt so Im going for FINE LINE
>>2991821FINE LINE
>>2991821A CUTEusAlso, is that kick stream still running? I wanna watch the G1
>>2991810
>>2991821LETS GO SKYROCKET
>>2991835it's back! the images sometimes jump around though
>>2991821In Vogue
>>2991821Red Schwert>>2991835It is
>>2991821SON OF A SUBMARINER
>>2991821SUBMAR8R>>2991836I shoumdnt have volunteered to for the shots game
Anyone hosting arima kinen?
McQueen gets a third alt and this time it doesn't suck.Yay or neigh?
>>2991821Acutus
>>2991850Neigh, if anyone is getting a third alt first its spe
>>2991850That would be unprecedented
>>2991847you have no idea. she says it 4 times just during this pre debut speech
My schizo headcanon for the reason the older threads are not being archived is because it's presented as a board spam to higher jannies, and we're currently on the process of being exiled again
Is it considered namefagging if I ask for a specific danchou? I hope it isn't.Anyway, I was wondering. Would Oy Neigh have a spot next month?
>>2991855>7th shot >she hasn't dbeut Im tapping out
>>2991857Of course, as long as you're not in /v/mapyoi
>>2991863Im no club.
>>2991855she says wind more than bakushin says bakushin
>>2991856Janny Doto sometimes just takes time
I wish oy neigh would absorb our falcofag
>>2991866>You now realize the reason janny hasn't cleaned up the catalog is cuz doto lost the stakes
>>2991867We have a falcofag?
Why don't japs workers climb into the gates like North and South America?
>>2991857Oy neigh is the only good club so I think it's fine if you specifically ask for their Danchou.Asking for a random shitter Danchou like the /v/ma Danchou would be weird
YOU STUPID CHINK FIX YOUR STREAM THE SPRINT RACE IS GOING TO BE JUST ONE FRAME
>>2991856I don't think the jannies are even inactive since some rule breaking posts are still being deleted
Greybros...
>>2991872>he's not watching in full quality
>>2991865
ITS ALMOST TIME
>>2991872Yeah it's skipping real bad for me.
>>2991821DANON CENTURY TAKES IT BY A LENGTH BEATING YAMANIN SYMPA AND ACUTUS
POST EMPOST OUR HEROES
IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN BROS, LOCK IN FAGGOTSWHO YOU GOT?
>ATTENTION NEIGHASIT'S FINALLY THE ONE WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, THE SPRINTERS STAKES GIGET PREPPED, GET COMFY, TAKE A LAST PISS BREAK, THIS IS NOT ONE YOU WANT TO MISSAND AS ALWAYS /V/MA, PICK YOUR UMA!
>>2991885LETS GO STAR ANISE
>>2991885Puro Magic
>>2991865SPEAKING OF
>>2991885>>2991886All IN ON STAR ANISE
>>2991886>Win Carnelian>LosingNot gonna happen!Just name your horse Win and you can't be a loser!
>>2991886I saw a nip on Twitter shilling Makfi since he has a really good gate draw to get to the front and avoid getting boxed in, but let's fucking go Pair since Fujispawn
>>2991885>>2991886WORLDS END LETS GO
>>2991886PANJA TOWER
>>2991881WORLD'S END a ZRR spawn?
>>2991885Virtual monies as it is, I really shouldn't be spending this much on sprintcasino
>>2991886FLICKER JAB FOR THE WIN
>>2991886I'm for Anise on this one, but I wouldn't mind old man Carnelian picking up one more dub because I wuv Grass.
>>2991900yep!
>>2991886PUROMAGIC
>>2991886Flicker Jab
>>2991886I believe in groovling.
>>2991886JUNE BLAIR LETS GO
>>2991905Singhalese, born to the virgin mare-y
>>2991901what site is this?
>>2991886FLICKER JABALWAYSBETONSPE-RM
>>2991886CAM ON LUGAL WIN SOME FACKIN G1S
>>2991891
FINAL CONDITIONS>NAKAYAMA>1200M>RIGHT HANDED>FALL>CLOUDY>GOOD
>>2991911chatgpt
>>2991911It's just grok. There was a betting site a JP dacchi made but it's dead now. I took my earnings at continued there.
>>2991901bro you alright? Post one empty reply if you're in crippling debt and under surveillance.
>>2991886IF STAR ANISE DOESN'T WIN WE RIOT
>>2991916
>>2991923OUR HEROES!!!!!
NEIGHAS WHY IS THE STREAM DEAD
MY STREAM IS CHUGGING
>>2991886let's go star anise
FUCKING CHINK STREAM
strm died for me
stream dieded?!?!?!?!
>>2991927Nobody cares about Sprintslop
BOURBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>offlineb-bros??
Guess I'm turning on my VPN
Why did you RETARDS elect her.
>>2991927Chink said he was restarting the stream
EMERGENCY MEETING RIGHT NOW KEIBABROS WHAT DO WE DO
It's back
it's dober fix it chink holy fuck
IM GONNA MELTY
its dober
>>2991886>Flicker JabFucking KINOPlease win I need a boxing uma
https://www.youtube.com/live/_OanN1BuwB0
>2 minutes AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2991923HACHIMI HACHIMI HACHIMI
>>2991953ABANDON THE CHINK
I WILL NEVER TRUST THE CHINESE AGAIN.FUCK RICKEYFUCK FENG SHUIFUCK (YOU)
>>2991953I TRUST SPICS MORE THAN CHINKS
>>2991938You answered your own question
Ok we back
Stream is back up just in a different language
>>2991955
THE NIP IS BEING RAISED
That oji san gets paid more than you to power walk, get raised and raise the flag nte
ALL THE STREAMS ARE GOING DOWN ITS BOURBONS FAULT
Starting
GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO STAR ANISE
what the fuck is this orange chicken ass language
And a bing chilling to you too
panja tower kicking at the handler
>>2991970Whatever it is their internet works better than Japan's clearly
CAMON PURO MAGIC FUCK CORNERS
Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguóxiànzài wǒ yǒu bīngqílínwǒ hěn xǐhuān bīngqílín
>>2991974yeah i noticed the resolution is much better
AND THEY GO
Puro Magic trying to runaway in a Sprint...
HOLY FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK THEYRE SO FAST
>NO BUDDING BLOSSOM PROC
PUROMAGIC
HAHAHAHA FRONT RUNNERS WIN
AIEEEEEEEEEE NOT THE FRONTS NOOOOO
GET FUCKED
BEHEAD ALL RUNAWAYS
HOLY FUARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CORNERSFAGGOTS BTFO
S-STAR ANISE SISTERS?
>>2991982TRYING AND WINNING BITCH
FRONTGODS KEEP WINNING
FUCKING FRONTERS, I HATE FRONTERS, IT'S JUST NOT FAIR
Anisebros...
FRONT OCCUPIED THREAD ITS FUCKING DOBER
FRONT BROKEN
FRONTCHADS
UHHHHHHHHHH PACEKEK EMERGENCY MEETING RIGHT NOW
>stole Calstone Light O's Ibis record>stole Star Anise and Lememe's winAPOLOGIZE
FRONT RUNNER BROSWE ARE SO BACK
NIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRI
GRATS TO PURO MAGIC, WINNING MY A HEAD TO SOUND MORYANA + I THINK THAT WAS WORLD'S ENDWHAT AN UPSET
I KNEELI SQUEALMY ACCEL ISN'T REAL
Where's the reenactment? I know the faggot who runs Japan G1s didn't quit.
REENACTMENT WHEN
>run faster than the other horses>winfront is LITERALLY and FIGURATIVELY unbeatable
>>2991963Surely nothing will possibly happen to derail Teio's dream
>People posting about about real horse racing instead about the gameDo you people even talk about the game or is all you do is spam off topic bullshit?
>>2991901I'm never betting on sprints ever again.
>>2991992>watch the replay>she starts to move up the pack only to get blocked in and trapped by the back of the pace blob>only gets around in time to get like 4th or somethingWow, really is just like my chinese cartoons
What a kino finish.
>>2992011it is on topic
lmao get fucked Lememe
>>2992002Which one of Calstone's records did he beat?
>>2992011Those are future umas you’re talking about buddy
FINAL BOARDRE-ENACTMENT ROOM UP IN 2 MINUTES
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame RNG, we can blame witchecks, we can praise Star Anise's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, POTENTIAL you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Pace chasers, but MASSIVE accel is needed in the last spurt. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next G1, or our chances in winning queen of /v/ma, for that matter. Not running like this.What do you think, /pug/? Are we #PacIN or #PacOUT?Some links to ease the painhttp://hiro.asks.jp/https://jlingz.comhttps://x.com/hirox246https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
>>2992017Ibis summer dash
>>2992016he trapped a filly and didn't navigate again, kohei must return
>>2992017Ibis Summer Dash, the 1000m stretch sprint with zero corners.
>>2992015Horse racing is not talking about the game. None of these horses matter. None of these horses will be implemented. You're all just spamming off topic bullshit to lower thread quality.
>>2992017
The french die, an angel gains its wings.
>>2992015>>2992019lmao get baited
Thread is moving so fast no one will notice that I do wuv my danchou
Don't reply to the retard.
>>2992022EVERYSINGLETIME
>>2992023>>2992025>>2992027Zamn, and she's a mare too. Kino...
SPRINTERS STAKES RE-ENACTMENT322375653223756532237565FINAL CONDITIONS>NAKAYAMA>1200M>RIGHT HANDED>FALL>CLOUDY>GOOD
GIVE ME BACK THE FUCKING RECORD.
>>2992022KEK
>>2991788>ear blowing
when's the last time they added a new loliuma besides espoir city?
>>2992010ok im joining the reenactment then im going to bed its 2am maybe ill post more of yamamins career tomorrow morning
Puro Magic is 5yo so this is probably her last big win, nice way to end a career
>>2992039Phalus anus benis is more of a loli than espoir city
>>2992032I'm not holding my breath waiting for future sprinters (except for Satono Reve).
>>2992041Please do i was digging it, shes really cute
>check out uma trivia doc>Storage is full. No edits can be made to this file. Get more storage now or remove files from Drive, Google Photos, or Gmail on the top of the screenIs our culture in danger?
>>2992042Cant beat the greats!
>NEXT RACESORRY FOR THE DELAY, WAS MAKING THE RE-ENACTMENTHANSHIN 2000M DIRTPICK YOUR UMA! OR DON'T WE'RE TOO HYPED ANYWAYS AND I DON'T THINK ANY OF THE STREAMS WORK ANYMORE
I HAVENT MADE A GL SPRINTER
I invested in star anise and all I got was this lousy shirt
>>299203514/16TWO MORE PEOPLE JOIN NOW
>NEXT WEEK
>>2992052SOUL AND JAZZ
>>2992058I DONT HAVE A GL SPRINTER AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2992052pod VOLK
If you're not tired you can stay up another four hours and watch the Pakalive to see who gets the alts
>>2992059ENTERTHE GRAVEYARD OF LEGENDS
>>2992058fuck i was late
>>2992059>Japan's yearly rapeCan't wait
>Missed the reenactment AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2992052I do quite like Jazz and also sovl...
>couldn't spectateNIGGER
>>2992055How is it in Class 5?
>>2992052Tagano Anime (forma de Espanol)
>>2992059admire terra please do the second funniest thing (funniest thing would be a repeat of the japan cup but i don't actually want that)
>LATE START NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bamu, you're not supposed to rush...
MACHAN THAT FAT FUCKING YANK IS GAINING GROUNDRUN FASTER
ITS DOBER
Riko won by the way.
SAY IT WITH MEMIGHTIEST
Good race
>late startDamn it.
>>2992058>fullfuck you!
MEET OUR HEROESi think everyone already ran kek
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FRONTBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
I KNOWI KNOW I LET YOU DOWN
The uma porn game got updated. Gib it to me straight, which career for Forever Young?> win local G1s and end with Arima Kinen> go global and win American TC
>>2992075Andmire Terra will win and become an uma.Who will also get a manga/anime
>>2992095This is the second time someone mentions banging yanko in era uma
>>2992091AND TAIKI SHUTTLE KEKS THE FRONTRUNNERS OUT OF THEIR WIN IN THE RE-ENACTMENT, THANKS EVERYONE FOR JOININGhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=M1Q3ug5PeHo38qliO1Q9YB9Dbut what if i did it again?
>>2992096Anon, lets be real. Terra is kind of a shitter.
>>2992095You get a choice? I haven't done the new careers yet.>>2992097He didn't say anything about fucking actually
>>2992099why didn't the fronts simply just run faster?
>>2992099A reenactment reenactment?
FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT AGAIN229463032294630322946303SAME CONDITIONS AS LAST TIME
>>2992102They're stupid
>>2992104FUCK IT!WE ARE DOING IT LIVE
>>2992100He is modern MatikanetannhauserWhich is by no means a shitter
>>2992103hey more people wanted to join, i wonder how it would be to go until 1 uma wins twice, like some sort of stakes, for sprinters
>>2992099>intimidate and adored by all killing all the backlinersMan, next CM will be 7 pacer and 2 machan. Can't wait.
WHEN I SAY SPRINTYOU SAY KINO
Puro Magic uma when
>>2992112I NEED BAKUSEXO OR IM GOING TO DIE
(Puro) Magic isn't real.
>>2992100If we're being "real" again, he can pretty clearly hang, he just doesn't have the tech to win or be consistent against top talent. Should you bet on him? Probably not. Could he win? It would absolutely be an upset, but would it really be the craziest thing you've seen this year?
My old Nu-nity ace from Leo 2 still got itToo bad i cant go back in time and un-late start her ass in the finals
welp that was funLater!
>>2992123France has some elite talent, I just dont think he can compete but I would love to be proved wrong
>>2992104>not fullfuck you!
>>299210412/16this time i won't start until posting our HEROES or VILLAINS since there's curren-chan
>>299210413/16 come BAKUSHIN-SHIN
>>2992131That feeling when wanna join but my umas are embarrassingly bad
>>2992132it's a >fun race anyways, i just made the room with my CM16 ace
If this room doesnt fill up in 60 seconds we are ALL getting DOXXED!
>>2992132We have SS oshichads in here
>>2992101Lel no. Her turf affinity is G and she has no story yet. It's why there's a choice. The new careers are> Suzuka (complete with broken leg)> King Halo (untranslated)> Narita Taishin (untranslated)
>>2992136I WILL STOP YOU
>>2992132Im inserting nunity aces that are from pre-GL
>Open the game>FullNIGGERS TOUNGE MY ANUS
>>2992140>furniture moves along with hernice touch
>>2992140You just barely made itNext time you wont be so lucky, barfyman362.
LET OUR HEROES RUN
OUR HEROES
>>2992104>look inside >/vg/fags occupying some slots I swear to christ
How much you betting on MaCHAD anon?
>>2992147AND CURRENS
TWENTY EIGHT wuv yous on BAKUSHIN
>>2992126I will remind you retards that you called Byzantine Dream a jobber last year and he finished on the board unlike the Duremante or Kita spawn
>late startthat's all folks
>>2992147And Falc- oh wait, nobody bought that useless bitch
>Almost last placeIts never been more dober
NEVER FORGET HER BROS
LIGHT HELLO WON
AND ASTON MACHAN WINS THE SECOND RE-ENACTMENThttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=T86hTVGwVaYEoqSInRg6t5bcthanks everyone for sticking with the keibaposting, it was a fun timewe'll return NEXT WEEK with>Mainichi Okan (Autumn Tenno Qualifier): Saturday/Sunday>Kyoto Daishoten (Autumn Tenno Qualifier): Saturday/Sunday>Prix de L'arc de Triomphe: Sunday
NUMBER FOUR FAVORITE?
>>2992160KWABren CRAP lost again, as usual I see
>>2992052oh the results of this race btw
>Fully functionally adult without the presence of alcohol>Hopeless drunk when alcohol involvedWhich uma is for me?
Aww, her skill procs and positioning were good, but I guess Aoharu umas just aren't fast enough for GL sprinters. Thanks for hosting!
>>2992160>late start>taiki crosses lanes in front of me>flower crosses lanes in front of me>another taiki crosses lanes in front of meDisqualify them all!
>>2992160Thanks for hosting, that was funGlad I happened to check in on the thread
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDN'T I WIN? I ONLY TRAINED SPEED THAT'S BULLSHIT NOTHING I COULD DO
>LAST RACENAKAYAMA 1200 DIRTPICK AN UMA AND WE'LL SEE WHEN THE WEBSITE UPDATES KEK
>>2992164Light Hello
>>2992160Thanks for hostan!
>>2992168We are finally out of xogslop so every single thread since bourbon won the stakes has been immensely high quality
>>2992170ALL IN ON LIGHTNING ZEUS
>>2992173Whoever said that CM Quality = Thread Quality was onto something, it's been fuckin amazing
>>2992160a preview of L'arc track conditions
>>2992170>innocent catsuspicious name
>>2992178>Bring the rain horse>French druids make it dry
>>2992181well it might just happen again
>>2992178How can I bet money on this?
Arima in 14 days. Will Blaze Brian drop in time...
Anyone gonna host cm20 rooms?
>>2992188She will
>>2992177It’s something people noooticed in the very early /v/ma days. Dry spells of CMs and keiba is a nasty combination, as a lot of our >fun revolves around that. When the competition gets stale so does the thread. Not surprised it’s doing better. I’ll be back when I have some aces or something
>>2992188Don't worry she'll be BEASTMODEing on your dick in no time
>>2992188We gettin brian blazed
Okay but is blaze brian really gonna be a threat when all rooms are just front hell
>>2992186
>>2992170wanderer
>>2992189Any more wise remarks outta (You) and you’ll be hosting my fist in your mouth
>>2992201I just wanna run man! Imagine i posted the almond eye melty webm. I don't have it saved
>>2992198Apparently. But never underestimate strong front teams. Even Spechud can do well in this environment. I think it will be q mixed bag
i wonder how much yen people lost today in the sprinters stakes
>>2992205I lost my faith in Star Anise if that counts for anything.
What kind of uma will Puro Magic be?
>>2992205>didn't believe in magicdeserved
>>2992207My estimation of Star Anise as an umamusume just fucking plummeted.
>>2992209WHY BELIEVE IN SOMETHING THAT ISN'T REAL
>>2992205A fool and his money yada yada
>>2992198Blaze Brian PLUS two debuffers will be a threat since fronts can't afford to bring 2 debuffers
>>2992170AND IN THE FINAL RACE MARGOT GAIN BEATS SUSPICIOUS CAT BY 2 LENGTHS
>>2992198She has a midrace gold, a 3.5 heal white that only requires a non-late start, and .55 target speed unique as well as Monster. Unless it's a 6 front room or something equally stupid where she can't activate any skills, she's going to be a major threat, which is why I'm gonna run her with two backliners if she drops in time
>Xogslop ends>/v/ma is fun againHoly shit, I'm glad shes gone for good.
>>2992215If you banned all debuffs would everyone revert to being frontbroken I wonder
>>2992215fronts + runaway will most likely deny the Beast Mode proc though
>>2992220Not if runaway booster was banned alongside it. Just fronts can be beaten fairly.
what the FUCK is a longchamp
this whole thread was keibakino
CLAW FORWARD IS SO FUCKING GOOD
>>2992219Where does Xoguri land in our hall of VILLAINS
>>2992231mid tier I gesu
>>2992224THIS is a longchamp
>>2992231she just wants to eat
>>2992231Great tier
>>2992231>following her instincts (fat fuck)>in order to survive (get plats in a xog dominated world)Definitely mid-tier.
>>2992231Mid tier. Girl wants to eat
>>2992231High tier
>>2992231What's the lore for Teio anyway since I don't even see anyone run her or oshi her
>>2992243How new are you.
>>2992243Does anyone have the screenshot of a guy convincing a newfag to use his selector on Teio?
>>2992243>There are anons that don't know about teiobros
>>2992243It all started with one post....
>>2992243You newfags have grown up completely privileged in these lands, we had to fend off unsightly beasts during the old days.
>>2992243
>>2992243We hate Teio simple as
>>2992243In the old days and to this day really. Teio post = Extremely shitty low quality post, back in /v/ teiobros were public enemy number 1. They would brick newfag accounts, they would destroy entire threads, they would get us nuked. There was no more horrid creature.
Honestly, its amazing that we get newfags still, we've been exiled from /v/ for months
>>2992258There are generations that never knew what a seiunlet was.
>bought a new phone>retire my old phone of 5 yearsQuick share is a godsend.
>>2992261dear god
>>2992261The most shocking thing about our move to /vm/ was how much of our culture we managed to preserve, its pretty much identical
Voltage is a pretty cool song
>>2992258And with how the current board is looking, we might get exiled for the 2nd time soon
>>2991976i want to put my dickey in rickey
>>2992261>There are anons who don't remember (or knew) the megabanner prep
>>2992266Nothingburger
>>2992257Don't forget they can't sage. I didn't.
>>2992266Its easier for the jannies to just keep us here content. We still manage to outspeed 90% of the site every day, hell right now we are faster than anything on /v/. Hell, every stakes we automatically become the fastest thread on the site
>>2992250>>2992257Honestly, we need them back here. I don't even see any Teioposters here at all.
>there are anons that don't remember the premier league taurus 1 shitpost
>>2992281They got genocided by curren
>>2992281They're all fucking dead anon.
>>2992286>>2992288Teiofags are still around, but since most threads die late at night theyre sound asleepAnd if we are talking about genocided groups, Fukutards are still near extinct
>>2992281>He forgot
>>2992281They're extinct, but apparently blooming in the other board
>>2992293Probably mutating into some terrible form. I still see some teioposts here and there here. I fear what will happen when they return.
>>2992243Teiobros asides, you do have people build her
>>2992295They are coming anon. Fear their return.
>>2992299This is a lie. We used to have some but even they're gone now.
>>2992295Evo skills will have teio return
>>2992290Fukuposting lost it's bite with this board being slow and GETs being less notable
>>2992302>We used to have some but even they're gone now.We literally had multiple people win with teio last CM, not to mention the guy that ALWAYS runs Teio, Taishin, Tama. What are you talking about
>>2992305Only then will the thread know fear
>>2992302At least on the mile CM I swear there was a Teio champ posted ( or at least a teio team posted), don't know about CM19 because I didn't check
>>2992310Yes to both.T. Collage Maker (I'll get around to the CM19 one right now)
>>2991474Anon... It's still a school that goes from primary to tertiary levels. It's why Rudolf can be Kaichou for Teio's 3 years. Do not question it.
>>2992302The same guy runs Teio/Tamamo/Taishin every CM, and he's not even the one who posted his Teio win last CM
>Teiobros have regained much of their physical strength. They cannot yet take form, but their spirit has lost none of it's potency. Concealed within /vg/, the lord of shitposts see all. Their gazes pierces boards, threads, posts, and IPs.>They are gathering all evil to them. Very soon they will have summoned an army great enough to launch an assault on /v/ma>you know this? How?>I have seen it
>>2992320KEK
>>2992317Shes a high schooler
>>2992257Ngl I kind of miss Teioposts and Teioposters. Even the Teio Time would suffice.
>>2992329We live anon, soon this world shall know pain.
>>2992317The emperor is eternal, no question
>>2992331Explain this
>>2992333A psyop to demoralise the people
>>2992330Teioposts better be good
>>2992327Teio, Maya, Big Mac, Zephyr, Rice, Bourbon are all in middle school for their careers anon. When an uma debuts isn't necessarily set by their actual school year.
>>2992243>nobody mentioning the scajeetBeside Teio being a lightning rod for all sorts of low quality posters for some reason there was one creature back in the old days who posted his ai slop in the threads and quickly got told to fuck off. This made him so angry that he periodically started spamming scat in the threads. I would say he was the pinnacle of Teioposting.
>>2992345Unironically too far to try and pin that on Teio.
Once a year I install Project Zomboid and am reminded how boring it is.Uhh... what uma would be the best partner in a zombie apocalypse?
>>2992347Scajeet was a Teiofag.
>>2992317It definitely goes into higher education too. Maruzensky is definitively 18 by the start of her career, given that the driver's license is only obtainable at 18 in Japan. My guess is that Tracen exists to also teach you skills that can be used to pursue a life after your retirement, and other racing academies offer similar tracks too.
>>2992350Archer Rudolph for unlimited ranged attacks
>>2992355You do have the 'dream series' they do after the 3 years.
>>2992350Really just depends on how long you want to live.Depending on how exciting you want things to get, Agnes Tachyon, Biwa Hayahide and Air Shakur are all very good options in terms of companions, thanks to their intelligence and good aptitudes for long distances. This makes them great for long term survival, since they're best suited to coming up with defenses and farming. Agnes Tachyon also comes with the fun idea that she might be able to cure the zombies, though odds are that she's gonna get bit trying to do that.Sakura Bakushin and Calstone Light O are very good for getting you out of danger, but they can't get very far. A long uma like Rice might be desirable for going a distance. You're probably not going to survive very long with them though, not without assistance.Taiki Shuttle and Symboli Kris S are both umas that have weapons experience. If you were allowed to pair them up with either of the other two, you have a pretty good chance at extended survival, but otherwise they're kind of just the mid-term options, surviving until ammunition runs out.
McQueen is unreasonably beautiful. Yes I will be running her this CM.
Where the FUCK is the new umayuru show
>>2992350Agnes Digital.
>>2992365They're supposed to be talking about it after the Pakalive in like 2 hours, I guess they'll make a tweet or somethingAlso new scenario after the halloween banner + any newmas they want to release
>>2992350Acute can instagrow trees for you and she has close combat skills to dodge bites and grabs. She's also got that healing aura so mental stress goes way down with her around and random bozos in your camp are less likely to go postal.
>>2992363>A long uma like Rice might be desirable for going a distanceI don't need her bringing her misfortune to everyone. You might as well suggest Doto.For my survivor camp, I'm bringing>Hayahide: planning and tactics>Kris S: weapons experience and completing misshons>Fujin: experience at all jobs>Akebono: survival chanko>Marvie: good things will happen
>>2992389Marvie could just teleport you into the marvelous dimension for infinite umapyoi
>>2992359The game never says a runner's time in the Twinkle Series ends after 3 years. It only says an uma's first three years are the most important, and never says why. Like at the end of Sei's career, it's implied she's going to challenge Opera in the Twinkle Series even though 3 years have gone by already.
New thread?
>>2992404no
>>2992389>>Marvie: good things will happenMarvey would be your camps morning alarm clock.
>>2992389>I don't need her bringing her misfortune to everyoneYou're ALREADY in the zombie apocalypse, misfortune is literally just irrelevant at that point because that's your exact situation. It becomes infinitely worse assuming they're not all shamblers and there's uma zombies involved. Can you imagine the fucking sprinter zombies with decaying ears?>>2992402Or Bakushin's career, where she is eager to continue racing.
>>2992350Curren Chan. I hear she's a black belt in akkido.
Spoooky image, open at riskhttps://litter.catbox.moe/46nq5307oj16cq09.jpg
>>2992351Lmao no I'd say he actually hates Teio and because he was tricked into using his starting ticket to Teio
Jesus Christ, what the FUCK guys. How did you go through an entire thread in the few hoursI was asleep? What?
Janny is gonna flip
>>2992448we're about to make the 7th thread. did the janny die ?
WAIT THE SPRINTER STAKES WERE TODAY???? WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME?
>>2992449The life of /v/madanchou
>6 (SIX) umamuse threads still up!>Soon its gonna be 7(seven)!Where is the janitor?
Six....seven?
>only two weeks for the Arima CM>game still refuses to give me a usable parentArima is the oshi CM you piece of shit I need every ace attempt I can get stop being a fucking nigger already!
>>2992461Might not be a bad idea to try an excursion if the jannies are away.
>>2992463
>>2992467>oshi CMBallroom Seiun and Kita tend to disagree
>>2992463WEI
>>2992467It's front slop, not Oshi gem like we thought
The thread thing is reaching a critical point we must go back to using catbox for everything and limiting our images
>>2992480
>>2992480Lets keep this thread until Pakatube and then make a new.one for it
WHERE IS JANNYPLEASE COME BACK
>>2992480I don't think people can behave honestly
>>2992485spent his salary betting on Star Anise
>>2992484game news or are they doing random shit ?
>>2992487Chinese or Japanese?
>>2992492Game news AND random shit
>>2992492They should be announcing Halloween stuff
>>2992480Baking the moment we hit image limit. Janny isn't getting paid for nothing
>>2992492Maybe some umayuru stuff
>>2992492Random shit for 1 hour then news
>>2992492Random shit to farm views for an hour as usual
>>2992480Jannies have nobody to blame but themselves. This should be a /v/ thread.
>Wow Anon, how did you manage to get your game banned ok EVERY video game board?
>>2992505We're simply too powerful
You didn't see additional threads.Make a new one.
>>2992505The last janny of this board already killed himself. Who's going to stop us?
>>2992511ABIB, to kill us permanently this time
>>2992477Probably not all frontslop. A highrolled Spes with Claw Forward is unbeatable.
Paces are the most oppressed minority in the umaverse
>>2992505I fear this, they might permaban us from here too, I can't stand another exodus and bunker saga. We need the meido back, how are the other threads here faring? Are the CSGO guys not getting archived either?
Do greens count towards the speed bonus from stam/guts?
>>2992512These board were created to make more room for paid threads on /v/. He already got what he wanted when we moved.
>>2992514good, fuck pacest. lateGOD
What if we make a thread on /v/ for a while?
>>2992514HOLD THE LINE
>>2992524I agree with this
>third time in less than ten turns.I'm going to be assraped by RNG like never before. I can see it coming from a mile away.
>>2992518No, but mood does.
>>2992525Is that a shota? Where's Rickey?
>>2992514Paces will get Gentildonna and Almond Eye. Fuck off.
>>2992518>>2992529Why do people still believe that lie about the speed bonuses per stat? That's an ancient ass gaslight. It never existed
>>2992350If we are going by her current reputation, definetly Daring Tact
>>2992532I don't want to get strong paces, I want to get strong stuff to make my Pace oshis win, over a year and they are still useless on Longslop. No other style is as fucked as Pace
>>2992532Shit Gentil is a pace? I always thought she is a late
>ignoring the fact that Paces get a revival down the lineLol, lmao
>>2992514deserved
>>2992533Not a gaslight, mongoloid-kun.
>>2992505By posting about the game? We're doing what we're supposed to be doing, janny not being around to do his job is NOT our problem.
>>2992541It was literally never real, by god, you are retarded
I just checked my favorite numa (from a design standpoint) and her kit is fucking atrocious.I can't believe 2 years from now they will still release unusable garbage.
>>2992536gentil, fraudmond, and chrono are pacesalegria and sil are latesthese are your mare meta choices, you have like two years to pick your favorite
>>2992532Nobody wants to use mareslop.
>>2992539read >>2992535I want to make my Pace oshi win not win with Donna and Chrono
>>2992546I'll choose Orfevre.
>>2992546I chose Verxina>b-but she's not metaI chose Verxina
>>2992549Orfevre is a stallion and ugly
>>2992535Strong Support Cards for Pace Chasers>SPD Tachyon>WIT Teio>WIT Oguri>WIT Opera O>WIT Mcqueen>SPD El>SPD Teio>STA DotoNigga you've been getting strong cards since GL started. gitgud
>>2992536Nah, ruthless efficiency of being on the top positions.
>3 days of trying to get a passable Rudolf parent for my Ends>Literally 2 Long sparks, both were 1* with awful whites>All the 2* Turfs also were terrible>Meanwhile all the 1* Guts 3* Late inspirations spit something like thisGoddammit. I think that the whites in this one are too good not to loop, how's Brian as a GP for ends this time around (assuming my own GP is Supreme Racist Spechan)? Haku dat says that Divine Might's better, and against front-heavy lobbies I'm inclined to agree, but I don't think I'll be able to make a clean loop back to Rudolf, there's too little time. I shouldn't have tried making GGPs before this...
>>2992554I seeShe just gave me a late surger vibe, y'know
>>2992544prove it
>>2992555*My own parent is Spechan, fuck. Borrowing Dober as a parent on the other side.
10 minutes lads
>>2992558Nigga you have to prove it, we already did testing back on /v/ and it was total bullshit, fuck off
Wifeshin....
So we make the next one on /v/ right?
>>2992567No. We bake on /vg/ next
>>2992567Jannies there get kickbacks from shills, odds is they are awake.
>>2992528update: the highest amount of triple speed rainbows i have ever seen in any career in 1000+ hours of playing this game, no long s
What happened to /vmg/
>>2992572We got too big
>>2992572Don't want to bully those guys
Time for a timely Teio Step
Teio is my enemy
Teio is my lover
manifesting halloween SiL
Maybe that guy was right and the meido got fired and we didn't get a new one. Anyone checked IRC?
Its up. What now? What if we mass report a post to attract a janny to purge old threads?
My heart is already stirring up
>>2992582I'm in the IRC right now, and have been since the 403 event. I got no news on that though. Want me to ask?
I'm baking
>>2992586Sure, tell 'em we got five soon six used up threads cluttering the catalog
These oldma VAs are grandmas
>>2992586What other anon said. Also that we do want em purged, no complaints.
>>2992590Hot
Brian's VA is an absolute unit
>>2992597Rudolph thread for Rudolph alt
>>2992599Dude come the fuck on
Man this is amazing I don't understand a single word
>>2992551She does come with gold groundwork so there is that
>>2992601It's Pakalive and my wife might get an alt, I'm not gonna wait in this thread
