>Sagittarius CupRace Conditions: 2500 m, Long, Turf, Nakayama, Right, Good, Winter, Cloudy>CM 3 ReenactmentOctober 15-16. Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Left, Good, Summer, Sunny, Great MoodRoom 1 URA only, Two banner SSR supports only (not including your borrow), support cards released after 10/14/2025 are not allowed, OR you can ignore all of this and enter an uma made before 10/15/2025. Cutoff point for support cards: https://files.catbox.moe/4av1do.pngRoom 2 No restrictions>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>>>3006557
Pandora LOVE
This is my cool wife Mr. C.B.
flatliner status?
last thread
>>3008971Mr Cool Bride
>>3008969So is this the new forced ritualpost to make everyone hate the character? Because man what a lame fucking gimmick. At least stick with your windy shtick
B+ next month?
Off to a great start!
>>3008969Go to /vg/
>>3008977They were all waiting, just hide and ignore
>>3008973>murmur enough (lol)>uma gonna hate>game bad>stam cm>end fronts>debuffs maybe finekekeroo
>>3008971I wonder how many suicides this artist's CB induced.
>>3008977Subhumans don't listen to reason. Unfortunately there is only one option unless jannies actually start doing their job (lmao).
>>3008980bouncy bounce bounce
>>3008980How fucking patheticGenuinely it’s 6:00am on the east coastwho the fuck is “waiting” to make the most abhorrent posts at hours like these?Oh right…THEM
>>3008971I love this artist
>>3008987wait fuck it's already 6 AM i need to go the fuck to sleep
>>3008987It's midday in Europe
>>3008977This is the reason why some of us were adamantly against constant new threads
>>3008987Burger are just waking up and euros are in their cageys. We are entering peak SEAmonkey hours.
>>3008996>implying i dont wagecagepost
>>3008971I made this post
>>3008971Can’t wait for her
Getting better at photoshop.
>>3008996So it's jeets and seaniggers
>>3008993Kitasan is a nice girl she wouldn’t shame you.
>accidentally queued another fan run instead of starting a manual ace runChrono has her claws in me i might be too far gone...
>>3008996I don't know why you're blaming SEA(even though rightfully so) when that Pandora post have always been on the top of the threads.
>>3009003>fusaichipost>cbpost>sloppa>thread ritualpostShould've been obvious, really
I had to look at so many Sweepy lewds just to find an image for the OP
Third world internet proliferation destroyed this website.
>>3009007>cbpostNice try shitposter
>Adopt /vg/ culture>Complain about /vg/ers /v/sissies...
I love complaining about /vg/ and SEA.
>>3009006Because SEA hours are always the lowest quality with the highest concentration of distinctly ESL posters. Americans are the only ones that restore order to this board
>failed runStill, look at that stamina after the second inspiration.
We haven't had OC in a while so I made some just now
>>3009019Gloria equorum et virginum dei
>>3009019Why did you draw (You) and (You)r umawife like this?
>>3009013Did you know that you are only hated because of your bad behaviour?
>>3009019Fujibro don't look!
>>3009015>Fuku borrowIs this some secret tech? Wouldn't a Maru borrow do the same job better?
>>3009013If I didnt know any better I’d say both those shitholes belonged to the tiny hat club with how much they kvetch when called out on their bullshit
>>3009029I didn't ask for your opinion
If I already completed my umadex and got all the rank rewards, etc., there's no reason to waste items to get the last 5 matches today right? Just wait for the free ticket refresh next reset and be done with the event?
>>3009029schizo tech
>>3009033I mean, I have hundreds of jellies, using 5 is not that big of a deal
>>3009032>I didn't ask for your opinionI wasn't shitting on you. I was sincerely asking.
>>3009033This event feels like even more of a weird waste of time than the first one because of how little rating you need to finish.
>>3009008>I had to look at so many Sweepy lewdsWow… How terrible… I feel for you…
>>3009036Same, but there's no benefit at all to using them here.
>>3009029Fuku gives you a bunch of free Stam
>>3009040It's fun
>>3008981>end frontsMany are saying this
>another cm that is intentionally sabotaged by a meta banner in the middle of itcygames is such a nigger company
I really enjoy Grand Concert, but I'm more casual than winrate chasers here.Can make A finals aces in like 10 attempts total (I run 3 ace and they have around 50-60% winrate in round 2, got lucky in finals too and got all 3 GL plats) and auto takes care of parents. Peak comfy state of the game.
>>3009029Does maru give you 150 stats for free?>double discounted trainings>can remove the card from the event pull>10 RB feeds into Taishin secret eventSpeed umas do not need three speed cards. Now two and a half, thats pretty damn good.It seems to work on Taishin because RB scaling secret event is a godsend on a stamina barren scenario,
How do I make sprint parents? Most of them have terrible aptitude for Meds and Longs, do I still do all the G1s or do I need make a separate lineage just focusing on Sprints and Miles?
>>3009050It's pretty comfy for people who don't like winning, I agree. The only people who hate it are sweaty tryhards (aka our frontfags)
>>3009051Oh yeah to add on this, Taishin has>30+ extra free power at the end>event that boosts two random stats by 20>two 20 power events (one can give charming)>20 stamina event>20 guaranteed stamina from fixed events.
>>3009055Just because you're a shitter that can't win with GL doesn't mean that I am, too. I've won my GL CMs by not even using fronts or XOg for that matter.Not him btw.
>>3009053No maru? You mutate into sprint/mile/med/dirt.Get D in dirt and C in med.
>>3009051>>can remove the card from the event pullSMaru, and every other card can remove themselves from the event pull whenever they feel like itOh wow, Fukutard just killed herself early on? Time for the mandatory Bambo Memory and whatever the other card that eats your stamina for free events!
>>3009063Now thats just a pessimistic anon. Speed Fuku lets you cheat in 5 SSRs instead of bringing 4 SSRs and and SR.
>>3009062So it will be a separate lineage, just doing those dirt G1s? I've only done loops with the usual Triple Crown schedule
>>3009051
>>3009053Just make/reuse a Turf parent and borrow a Sprint from Chrono
>>3009062>Get D in dirt and C in med.Nobody is doing this for one CM every 6 months
>>3009066Every single Ace that won me plat this scenario managed to finish only 2 events on average, and I specifically mention this scenario because GM has increased event chance songs
>>3009067Nah, you just use a standardized G1 schedule on EVERYONE. As i stated, get the aptitudes to D or C. If you cannot run long, remove it.Just avoid running more than 3 races in a row.
What's der/v/ planning this month?
>>3009060>>3009051>>3009042You think that would work on other umas too? Tama has a bunch of mandatory races so it mgiht be worth trying?
>>3009008There are quite a few umas like that
>>3009078jerk off to loli, flatline and gather more CP
>>3009077Huh, is this the schedule everyone is using? I guess I've been doing it wrong. I take it this will be a problem for the girl horses though.
>>3009080It could. Taishin gets 30 from all stats from the secret event though. As long as you dont borrow a parent, youre just spending time.
>Wake up>Log in to check on my overnight auto run>Oshi is there to wish me happy birthday>Check thread to see what I've missed>She's the OP imageYup, life's good
>win 116 races across 3 URA runs>0-10-10 caratsEggsplain?
>>3009083No, I'm a luckchad and if possible run both Early November races
>>3009083No, this is the schedule I am using. Some people are more greedy, others stick in kikuka instea of shuka sho, etc.Behold, the mommy that won them all.
>>3009088Carrots are randomIts all randomNone of it matters
>>3009078Hopefully nothing. Fuck the idiots pushing for higher rank.
I just glued 2 runs, I will not be able to make Tamamo
>>3009092Me getting umas i like is what matters. I dont want to missout on nearly a tenner/week
>>3009095>glued deserved
>>3009093I say thatGenuinely dont care whether people start pushing rank or not, i'll play all the same and get my comfy 60mil a month
>>30090883 URA runs should be more like 130ish races (43ish per run)Either way you got unlucky, but 10 carats means you can chuck a refill and break even until you get better luck
>>3009019
>the vicious slut appears the turn after the new year eventThanks whore. Didn't need the extra energy anyway.
>>3009093I'm happy as long as danchou kills the sash gremlin
please don't leave our club please don't leave our club please don't leave our club please don't leave our club please don't leave our club please don't leave our club please don't leave our club please don't leave our club please don't leave our club
Danchou, disband the club for the lolz
>>3009108Anon has left.
>>3009083That schedule only works on all-rounder umas. It's pointless to run sprints/dirt/whatever if you have below D aptitude.
>>3009108The retards who are looking to get A+ should just go to the other board honestly. I don't want a quota to be forced because three retards joined a comfy club expecting to be a NEET sweat grindfag for 3 extra pulls
>>3009108I wont ever leave my /vm/ros behindbut if I was in /v/mapyoi I would leave in a heartbeat no doubt
>>3009019Work-postan
>>3009114We should banish every nolifer with 100+M fans this month to the other board
>>3008971Sell me on MRCB. Why should I pull?
>>3009118>Big Gay Faggot>Mighty Enormous
>>3009124YOURE a BIG GAY FAGGOTjk, wuv u. But dont say that
>>3009126>W*v Y*uFaggot!
>>3009120They can stay as long as they don't say stupid shit about quotas.
>>3009120/vmg/? sure why not, we can attempt to recolonize a new territory
>>3009123The only two arguments i heard in the past year are: "Shes cute" and "shes a strong end closer"
>>3009133>+80 Whales getting BTFO will never be not funny
>>3009108I don't like this picture
>>3009123triple crown winner = must pull
>>3009134You forgot she’s hot, unlike Mr. FishLips
>>3009136It's a borrow you mong.
>>3009141My bad, you're not a whale, just retarded
TWO CMS?!
>MLB LH>whaleNeigha moment
>>3009145Literally nobody else would bother MLBing their LH
>>3009142Talking to yourself is never a good sign. You good bwo?
>>3009136>t. retard who thinks anyone who has more ssrs than just kitasan is a whale because he wasted all his carats on trainees he never uses
>run with early charming>don't get rainbows anyway>nor LH blowjobs>can't afford a third songAt least it was quick.
>>3009147It was on the same banner as Tachyon you little turdburglar
>>3009147NTA, but you're a dumb niggerI got 4 LH copies before I even managed to get a single Tachyon
>>3009152GL sucks donkey balls
>>3009157lol get fucked faggot, hope you had to waste crystals
Please someone tell me how to build Tamamo, I'm using a 3/2 deck and it's absolute misery
>>3009160Got them all in 200 pulls :)
>>3009143Should be accelerated more. Sprintsloppa is going to turn these threads in to a ghost town.
Ignore overly inflammatory posts, they are not from here
>>3009162sure you did
>>3009166uh oh umapuller melty
>tach cortisol meme normalfags calling anybody else not from /here/
>>3008965Wait, wait just a fucking minute, anon told me that Blaze Brian is gonna be meta for this CMDid he lie to me?
>>3009161She's high roll or bust. Way too many mandatory races
>>3009160I eat your luck, spiteful cunt.
not looking good for /v/ma
>>3009149Pretty sure that’s the same mongoloid that was calling 2LB Kitasan users whales in the early meta. Just an easy way for the resident mental case to harvest some cheap (You)s
>>3009174>nothing about his Tach/Hello pullslol so you were lying, pathetic loser
>>3009177…pyoi.
>>3009177Just hide and ignore, my thread looks fine
>>3009172No, she'll be on the finals.
>>3009172She's out during finals so she technically still is
>>3009172Finals uma. Runaway screws your acceleration, could work if you went double stamina debuffer.
>>3008169Is this real or just another gaslight?
>>3009188Were you not here during Fuku's free rolls? It's the same thing
didn't you guys say rickstah is supposed to tip the scales against xogs
>>3009188real but less than a week
>>3009188It is realprobably
So.. which /v/ma club won this month?
>>3009165I would believe it, but one of the posts that would always butt in to literally every post and spam inflammatory posts is our thread resident.What poster? The guy that would always complain about everything like with the fun race in the OP, force dumb derailment over something he didn't like, butt in to every club post, dumb ritualfaggotry meta talk, and many, many more.
>>3009161I'm using pic rel with full stam sparks. If you step on stam a few times during summer you can comfortably reach 850 stam. You need to high roll though her mandatory races are very painful.
>>3009193We don't care, that's more of an /uma/ question
>>3009193Oy Neigh is the only club that managed to cross the finish line
>>3009188That's not how it works!
>>3009078if you mean evil things, new extremely politically charged social commentary oc will drop soonif you mean club ranks, comfy A again
>>3009193I don't know but Chrono lost for sure.
>>3009193/hug/, /herse/ and /v/agabond
>>3009196Why would /uma/ care about which /v/ma club won?
>>3009195I'm basically using the same deck with lower LB CB and LH. I just can't seem to get good stats on her, the race objectives are always about to fail my career, and I lose most G1s to Gold City
>>3009193As long as they continue to live rent free in that one schizo's mind it's /v/ma every month
>>3009193Who won?The fans of course!
>>3009205Go back to /vg/ already you subhuman
>>3009188tell me what club you're in first
>>3009210you seem mad
>>3009205C’mon bwo
/v/mapyoi bros please explain??
Reminder
>>3009193Everyone is so on the edge during this timezone that they're missing the simply answer of /v/ma WONNot everything's metatalk
Wew lads it’s not a contest to make the thread as shit as possible, let’s take five
>>3009206>the race objectives are always about to fail my careerYou need to accept that you have sometimes have to run non-G1s. Just race when the trainings are bad or when you are at low energy.> I lose most G1s to Gold CityALWAYS run backliners as pace or front unless it's a Long race! Avoid the backliner tax at all costs!
>>3009193der/v/ because they jerked off to Nishino during her entire queendom.
>>3009219Kill yourself.
>>3009219"And on the last day the rested, for it was nice." - Opera Bird 4:16
>>3009019>>3009103>>3009118>>3009216all of these are pure kino
>>3009216okay which uma gives the best head?
>>3009220We’re all rolling for Windy right?
>>3009216KEK
>>3009222So now that I'm winning it's not a contest anymore? Bunch sore losers here
>>3009231Tazuna
>>3009220>5 pulls on WIndy>6 pulls on the card bannerWhat do carats indicate?
>>3009220Is it saying you get fifty free pulls that amount to 7500 carats or fifty free pulls and 7500 carats on top?
>>3009194I think he's also the same neigha that would blame /vg/ for everything or bring them up unprompted not realizing he himself is making the thread even worse
>>3009231Definitely not the ones with sharp teeth
>>3009237Amounts to that carat amount, obviously. Lel anon think he gonna get free 15k carats on top
>>3009055I like winning (and I won all 3 GC CMs without xog or fronts even), but I'm not obsessed about increasing my winning chances in a slot machine "competition". It's fun to put some time in and see what happens, but there's a line where it's too much time. So it's their choice to be obsessed and be miserable.
>>3009236holy shit you're dumb, how can you not figure that out yourself
>>3009234What did you win, the cock sucking competition?
>>3009248Believe me or not, but it was a tought fight against your mother
>>3009232Wodka's boots stole a spark from me, so no
i won the CM in arizona
>>3009238I hate to interrupt your speech but what exactly does that have to do with umamusume?
I can't get 1M in TT anymore despite having the same team, how does that happen?
>>3009256parfait
>>3009238You guys are such fucking hypocrites. Even you admit in your own comment that /vg/ coming here is a problem. You're just too cucked for a tiny bit of confrontation and let them do whatever they want without calling them out.We don't need /vg/ drama hereWe don't need /vg/fags in our roomsWe don't need them in the stakesWe don't want them hereGrow some balls and it would have never gotten this bad
>>3009256you procrastinated while others got worked on improving their teamsyou're a failure, stop playing now
>>3009256The world got stronger.
>>3009258But I already spam those every time
>>3009259ackshually yuro hours have always been bad
>>3009232Not even using my free pulls on that shit
>>3009261How does them getting stronger make me get less golds from the same amount of gold skills?
>>3009123So her boyfriend doesn't get lonely when I pull for her afterwards
>>3009267you're placing worse, therefore you're scoring worse
What if we went to play different vidya when we ran out of things to talk about here? Or play umamusume again?
>>3009270Nobody plays the game here though
>>3009263>>3008996
>>3009269This, TT is more than just shooting off skills. If you win you get more points, the worse your umas perform the lower you points regardless of if they got off their golds. Im in the camp of make your TT umas strong, mine are generally always just leftover CM aces and I havent demoted since forever
>>3009269>>3009273I doubt I can make my autoclankers stronger
>>3009267Do what the top TTers do. Ace slot is an actual uma that you would run in real CMs. Follow up with 2 gold spammers that are witmaxxed with 564.
