>Sagittarius CupRace Conditions: 2500 m, Long, Turf, Nakayama, Right, Good, Winter, Cloudy. Registrations 7th October.>CM 3 ReenactmentOctober 15-16. Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Left, Good, Summer, Sunny, Great MoodRoom 1 URA only, Two banner SSR supports only (not including your borrow), support cards released after 10/14/2025 are not allowed, OR you can ignore all of this and enter an uma made before 10/15/2025. Cutoff point for support cards: https://files.catbox.moe/4av1do.pngRoom 2 No restrictions>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious: >>3011292
G1 Later today in Kentucky
>Ace
Reminder to do your fucking TTs, there's always a few of you who suddenly have to do 40 of them on the last day of the event.
uhmmm...
Pandora LOVE
How many frontchads does /v/ma (not the club) have?
>>3013754>For the MoneyTap Dance bros, we have been summoned
>>3013761Too many.
>>3013761There was a poll yesterday. I can't be bothered to find it but it might be an idea to repost.
>>3013761TWENTY EIGHT FRONTFAGS
oy neigh if you're there do not let that guy into your club if you don't want to get involved in multiple dramas started by himt. /vg/ knower in a /v/ club
>>3013759kys
>>3013762>brosthere is only one of you m8
>>3013778False, there's at least 2 of us!
Meet my cool Wife, Mrs. Mr. C.B.
>>3013772Is he being kicked out for bad behaviour?
Windy!
>>3013758>Katsutranny Ace
Remember
>>3011868Missed the image limit
>>3013757There's many anons who 1st gacha is this game and they don't get the idea of doing their dailies even with QoL changes. Imagine Uma Musume being anyone's 1st gacha. I heard Grand Blue and GFO is worse, right?
>>3013791Sadly jannies are niggers so there is only one solution.
>>3013801Stupid sexy zuma
>>3013801WEI!!!!!!
>>3013801You captured her expression perfectly.Not a single thought behind those eyes.
>>3013801Bloody amazing dude
Inari can fuck off and die in the same hole as Light Hello I am never touching this useless whore ever again.
>>3013688Invite me oy neigh danchou
Question bros.How hard is it to win CM? I just cleared my first URA finale and I want to start with the pvp
>>3013816Curse of an end closer
>>3013818Sent.
>>3013816SET YOUR BACKLINER TO PACE OR FRONT HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS NEED TO BE SAID?!
>>3013822Itโs not just this look at this dumb slut can do shit
>>3013825Don't do it
Is there a reason to continue with umamon after gettng all the rewards?
>>3013816Tamamo stopped doing this to me once I started running her as Pace
>>3013828Fuck off with this retarded shit, you say this like fronts and paces have never been cucked out of some race they should win.
>>3013754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooakoMkdjbsThe stream.
>>3013825You're making a horrible mistake.
>>3013801WEI
>>3013820It's quite difficult especially if you are not a soulless metaslave. If you are just starting out you probably lack the cards to compete in the graded league and should stick to open league where there is a limit to your uma's rank.
>>3013818>Hm I wonder who it is>Bro? I dont mind desu, you're a good rival and a /v/ma OG. But what happened. This is pretty shocking. I dont go to your homeboard.
>>3013820Depends on the league and group, Open B, Open A, Graded B and Graded A all get progressively harder and Graded A requires strong umas made with knowledge of the meta.If you just beat URA you are too early to try for graded, ALTHOUGH that doesn't mean you can't prepare for it. Open has a limit of A+ umas, you could start familiarizing yourself there while you train parents and start working on eugenics so that you can eventually get to the big leagues when your knowledge and card situation improves. Just ask away here we'll gladly help you
>>3013820open league you'll be competetive soon enoughgraded A you'll need good cards and parents, and may need to metafag a bit.
No Long S on this run is sad
>>3013820Open league is a knowledge check. If you spend time here and getting to know the mechanics, you can win easily. Graded is more of a deck check so ymmv depending on luck and/or how much you're willing to feed Cyjews' bottom line.
>>3013825>nyo...isn't this guy is a massive shitposter
>>3013836Not even remotely as much as backliners especially fronts. It depends on the career of course.
>>3013845Just had a disagreement with Danchou about a kick, it's not something that serious
>>3013845He said he had a downfall or disagreement with his danchou. Hopefully it isn't related to what's currently happening in the other board right now.
it's so fucking over
>>3013856Oh ok, thats all I needed to know. Still, hope you enjoy your stay
>>3013858Spill.The.TEA. Do it. Spill it over here. All over the carpet.
>already saying he's in the club temporarily because it's to start more drama
>>3013855Maybe Inari should consider not being fucking useless but not my problem anymore I simply wonโt run her again.
>>3013852Not that anon, but he's been a regular since I believe Leo Cup. I don't think he's a bad poster, or at least here. I don't really care about what happens on the cursed lands
>
It's not fair
Are there high level Fujins in Umamon? I can't see any I want her for the group picture
>>3013866Fair enough.Either way, enough of that. Anyone up for some rooms?
>>3013861Not him but a known named player apparently left the club and joined his older club for some reason. If what >>3013856 said is real then his danchou probably kicked the known player.
>>3013871Let's race
>>3013871Man, I still dont have long s. I hate being stuck at 2/3 aces. How do you neighas do it?
Mediums will DIE and EXPLODE once neo uni comes out. Who are you rolling for? remember that you need 400 rolls for Ramonu
What if a trainer was put in charge Air Shakur, Taishin, Transcend and Rulership? How would it go?
>>3013856Did he really kick? Thought it was voluntarily.
>>3013874>I still dont have long s.Bro tell me about it, look at this shit. I made an almost perfect ace but then>no distance S award>Failed three double speed trainings Shit can be really frustrating
>>3013877is she any good or did they make her a meme character like twin turbo
>>3013872ye pretty much>>3013860Thanks, I've been in the threads for a while and oy neigh seems comfy from my first impression>>3013880ye he got kicked
>>3013881>uma stan on a frontDoes this actually do anything?
>first run of the day>first three songs don't have te bonusthis is going to be a bad day
>>3013877Pinks and maybe a cheeky tenner for Brian, Fujin, Gimlet, Hishiama; definitely pulling until completion for Mr Chinese Barbecue.
>>3013883NSM is always good, and elated is aight for mediums. Her unique seems good with 0.4 target speed during the midrace. I think she'll be solid
>>3013877is everyone going to take the 5-day vacation? sounds like a no-brainer
>>3013877my balls are aching from the lack of any good trainee banners since nishino but brian will soon provide relief
>>3013825I guess... this is the end of Oy Neigh...
Iโm skipping long slop
>>3013877>0.35 current speed for freei am afraid of what uni can do
>>3013886if you're against full front race, yes. can be an edge to get that 1st place.
>>3013892I wish I was a metafag like you
>>3013885>he got kicked I can see where you're coming from. He was a high earner and can follow your club's quota.I browse your breads during the times we're dead here and I got the gist of what's happening there.
>>3013877>going to get called a meta slave for getting my autistic wife
>>3013877Maybe Neo Uni or Hishi Miracle but GM is a save up period for me.
>>3013887https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7reiN0f-ZkkGotta have faith
>>3013887I honestly want +wit and +speed more then I want +TE on my first set of songs, or +power if it's a 20% speed growth uma
>>3013902>not the Animal Crossing remixONE JOBhttps://youtu.be/RV5jJrv2kjY
>>3013899It's more how he got kicked rather than the fact he got kicked but I prob shouldn't keep talking about it here
Is there a way to prevent the ningen accupuncturist from giving me negative corner recovery when doing auto careers?
IKUZO, ANON!!!!!408853624088536240885362Four or five rooms right now, gotta go back to waging soon.
IT'S FINE FRIDAYGOKIGEN YO NEIGHAS
wait nyo... is umama? the plot thickens
>>3013890Pretty sure you'll lose a crystal shard from the legend races
>>3013907Good call, either way not looking good, or looking good. Whatever applies most
Shut the fuck up about your club drama.Wrong board niggers. Fuck off.
>>3013907You shouldn't, thanks
>>3013907I'll miss you dearly bwo...
>>3013918This.
>>3013898I inted taurus 1 to get my hands on brian she's my third-favorite character in the game
>>3013890I won't, I need to roll for cards and I don't care about Kitasan.
>both ears covered Cygames? Vodkaxisters?
>>3013890No, you miss out on two legend races
>>3013907Yeah, you're right. I'm curious, but it's something shouldn't be brought up here. My bad. Hope you enjoy your stay in Oy Neigh and always appreciated your participations here.I'll see if I can read more about it on your board instead.
>>3013918>told him not to recruit him>he starts going on about pointless drama before even getting inshould tell you enough, I thought oy neigh danchou would know better
If I'm running a 2 Speed/Creek/2 Wit deck on V!Barbin for the CM and one of my Speeds is Maruzen, is it better to take Tachyon for the Speed and Skill Point bonus or Kitasan for the Power bonus, potential skill hints and Professor of Curvature? I'm borrowing Maruzen so I can't use Teio Wit to get PoC otherwise
>>3013803this is actually my first gacha
>first room of the day>a debuffer on the lobby tooOh boy
>>3013927>>3013913oh dang that sounds like a big dealis it? it's just 1 shard, I got like 60 of those
Recommend me good songs to listen to. I have a day off today.
>>3013930Mane just shut up about that wasteland, go hang out with trannies if you want. Post about good stuff instead like, which uma would like dark souls 2 scholar of the first sin
>check /vg/ out of curiosity>they're posting Golshi's IRL cockI don't know what I expected.
>>3013934
>>3013920If you're from /Uma/Club I'll prob come back at some pointIf you're from /uma/ I'm still gonna post in the general Probably not today though judging from the state of it right now
>>3013909Eat my ass tazuna!612193306121933061219330
>>3013940Brian definitely feels like one of those faggots that goes on about how good she is in souls games and thinks they're actually hard games
>>3013945>>3013943Shut the fuck up please
>>3013939https://youtu.be/gqIrDbH3Ivo?si=m-essYyGLA0G7Rfs
YOU BETTER CLAW YOURSELF IN THE MUSIC
>>3013877Depends on the severity of the Ramonu rape. If I get shit on for the literal 4th time in a row there's just no point in playing anymore.
>>3013940>which uma would like dark souls 2 scholar of the first sinI DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU FAGGOTS KEEP SHILLING DS2ITS SHITIT WILL ALWAYS BE SHIT
IN 6th POSITION WE PUMP IT
>>3013877Kinda want Kitasan Blanco because she can be a pace parent
>>3013958Witlet opinionDS2 is the thinking mans choice
>>3013960Louder!
>>3013940>which uma would like dark souls 2 scholar of the first sinI hope none, I would instantly lose respect for any uma that likes that stinking piece of dogshit.
>>3013958>KINO SO/V/LS T/V//V/O slanderYou are a black man
>>3013947ooo that was a close finish
>>3013966IN 6TH POSITION WE PUMP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3013947PLEASE post that tannhoyser
>>3013940>which uma would like dark souls 2 scholar of the first sinPeople LIKE that dogshit?
>>3013958DaS2 will always be my favorite souls just for the fact that it had the best PvP of any souls game. I spent hours hosting fight clubs in Iron Keep for months.
>>3013900If you're that worried about it, then bring her in sprints/miles/longs/dirts
>>3013953Sounded like some dude with talent but bad career prospects had to make a soundtrack.
>>3013960*knot it
>>3013908You want that though, because you get most of the SP required to clear it from the same choice and then you've got a hint for corner recovery which is a nice skill on lineage
Teio would enjoy Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen, as well as Dragon's Dogma 2: Dark Arisen 2
>>3013947>Gate of doom and despairToday shall be a humiliation ritual!721558867215588672155886
>>3013983no she won't, she's a score chasing tryhard
>>3013939https://youtu.be/Cydi72HkBogFrom one of my favorite PS2 gameYeppers I'm shilling the game GO PLAY IT
>>3013977DS2 was shit the only reason why it was "good" was for the reason you mention. There was so much shit that didn't explain itself so there was obvious advantages to pvpers who wanted them.
>>3013977PvP in souls games was only good in DS1.
>>3013984https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=JQVOoVxbkQh2Kgvs4GPmwU-R
>>3013932I'd say Kita, power bonus and PoC is more valuable than the extra SP from Tachyon.
I am about to draw the fattest tits this thread has ever seen
Slipstream on fronts, yay or neigh
>>3013985There's a speedrun mode in DD:DA
>>3013993Rob Roy...
>>3013993Draw them on Suzuka
>>3013994you probably got better options
>>3013939https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74TocPKiNCshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEVt3RoIwsc
>>3013998based
>>3013984Impossible...I am jobbing!379456363794563637945636
Imagine how pristine the thread would be if Bamboo, Muteki and Shakur were our jannies.
Can I install haku on my phone?
>>3013993I hope you deliver bro
>>3014006https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=nct9DHrpN4beEln2uO1_8pL9Cool S Long falco
>>3014008What kind of freak sick transumanism has bourbon made you neighas do
>>3013945Sorry bwo... this is my fault too
>>3014007Shakur only browses /g/
>>3013939https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYpg8bqKbW0currently edging on the urge to replay VTMB
>>3014007>Shakur were our jannies.Unironically we'll be getting the same exact /v/ treatment because of how powertrip Shakur would be
>>3014015shakur is south asian?
>>3013974Mun for you
>>3014006My enemies have gathered to celebrate my downfall492645584926455849264558Last (for now) thanks for coming!
>>3014020Arent they all technically
>>3013939https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIKhu3gSQmE
>>3013977Pontiff was better, AND DS3 has Spears of the church too>>3013970I hate revisionism, I can't even escape it in /vm/
>>3014023https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=zDgTx_FJMpTavd8ks4OG8bH2
>>3014024Japan is east Asia retard sama.
Bamboo would be a no fun allowed janny
>>3014027DS2 has some of the best bosses in all the series retard
>>3014018There is no way they would be as bad as our jannies. They would be powertripping about enforcing the actual rules to the point of creating a constricting tyranny of high quality posts.
>>3013837>I fucking hate women so much it's unreal
>>3013877Releasing Bride Nishino is pretty based now that I think about it
>>3014027>revisionism
>>3014003I miss Phantasy Star pre 2005.
>>3014032>DOOD tall guy with two moves that one shots you with his shitty hitboxes, takes 500 million hits to kill and has no interesting patterns beyond strafe and hit anklesRiveting boss fights bro
DS2 was a shit game holy crap who plays that shit
>>3014032Absolutely not, not a single boss in DS2 is better than any DS3 boss. Even Ivory king is full of bullshit
>>3014041Last loli they ever released
there's a ramen uma and hamburger uma but is there a kebab uma
>>3013939https://youtu.be/OeZ95Gxqtp8
>DS2 fagsMan, sometimes I actually forget this place is a /v/tard colony.
I need a stamina card for Taishin for the CM. Do I go welfare Bright for Overwhelming Pressure, or do I pick the Cafe one for the Siphon?
>the amount of filtered witlets ITT
>>3014048Air Jihad inshallah
>>3014016>Strong urge to listen to Incubus intensifies
>>3014024Japan is in the east dumb nigger
>>3013877I'm getting FOMO'd into considering Kitasan
>>3014048Not playable, but one of the 3 goddesses is Middle Eastern themed since that's where the horse was from
Noone actually likes DS2 for reasons other than contrarianism, right?
>unironically defending DS2SHE IS HEREDO NOT LISTEN TO HER LIES
>>3014051Personally I love being reminded that I'm with my bros despite how much I hate some /v/ opinions
>>3013877>Helios>CB>Kris Sex>Gimlet>MarvyLooking worse than I expected for my funds.
>>3014054No need to reinvent the wheel, just run creek so you have a card that's strong and can replace taishin's unreliable innate gold
>>3014047Big is coming though
>>3014054Creek because Maestro is better and cheaper with the hints.
I THINK DARK SOULS SUCKS
>>3014062pvpers love it because it had the biggest gap in terms of non-pvpers fighting back. not saying it had the best pvp, just it had reasons for being "the pvp" souls.
DS2 was my first one so it's my favorite
>>3013877I pray to God I get vFujin with pink tickets-nano
>>3014044HOLY FILTERED
>>3014070True! Let's talk about Lies of P instead
>>3014065May I suggest you pulling for Mirako, she's an incredible character. Still one of the most popular uma to this day.
>>3013877>need 400 rolls for Ramonu200 with crystals is enough
im laughing every run now and the voices are back
>>3014070It does, but Dark Souls 2 is really good
>>3014062It was my first Souls game and i enjoyed it. I don't have that strong of an opinion desu. I just like it shrimple as.
>>3014066>>3014068I mean I have Creek but I figure thereโs gonna be a lot of fronts anyways, might as well get a slight edge on anyone running Maestro.
>>3014083Cafe Trainer...
>>3014076is she popular? I heard she was a lazy bum a year ago and I had a spark for her since
>>3013877If Kitasan White spares me from sparking her I'll go for Helios, then VFujin. If I still luck shit them in <50 pulls I'll get both Neo and Laurel
>>3014083
>>3014023>Rushed againIts DOBER, thanks for coming! More laterDS2 was aight
How do you make a collage?
>rollslopShan't
>second stage of jordan speed happens before debutDon't.
>>3014093>spoilerThis is correct. There's enough cool shit that I can't say it's garbage but enough super annoying or just plain dumb shit that I can't say it's good either.
>>3014097
>>3014026Going to take awhile to listen but I think this was a vibe I was looking for in the background.>>3014049It's like I'm really playing Age of Empires 2 again.
>>3014062I love DS2. Don't really care about PVP. I enjoyed Vanquisher's Seal run.
>>3013877CB, Kris and Hishiama
>>3014091If the light existed in the umaverse, Tracen academy would be distortion central. Though I can see some umas developing EGO instead
Which uma would she train?
I have never played DS or any souls-like games. ACore6 was fun though and beaten it pre-patch.
>>3014095Actually DS2 is circlestrafeslop.
>>3013939https://youtu.be/zn6XDqKWXb0?si=ZECzmWhhxta_moTKhttps://youtu.be/92a_YcCW9hk?si=OdicZ81lL7XJ32aO
>>3014103It happened literally the turn after I posted
>>3014108Isn't there an Uma in Elden Ring?
From didn't make a good game until elden ring, the old games are uncslop
Still have zero aces
>>3014093https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ZoYfFsDI0TTn1p2AUc0HhqP9thanks for hosting
YOU DIENOW!
>>3014121some people have 8 acescombat ready
>>3014118>he didn't play the best fromsoft game
>>3014118None of you NIGGERS deserve to have an opinion when it comes to games
>>3014064Honestly, same.I really hope this place never suffers the same fate as /v/.
>got like 3k carats from doing URA fan runs>Holy shit, it's looking so good for me right now
>>3014118Okay then what is uncgem according to you zoomie?
>>3014118Sekiro's alot better and interactive than any souls anyway. Literally the only from game that matters
>>3014135Sekiro
>>3014133but the math nerds said
it might be a bit early to tell but AC8 could be unironically the best of all timeuhhhh mayano top gun umamusume aye copyyyy
>>3014133This can't be real. You can at best get 200 carats per day.
>>3014118I'm gonna use this for a scenario on sillytavern that ends with her getting rape corrected thanks for the idea zoomie
>>3014133>brickcestors
>>3014137>>3014140Sekiro is just parry slop. Like Souls is just roll slop.You fuckers don't know real actions games.
>>3014093Thank you for the rooms
>>3014135No such thing
>>3014112For me it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTQSFzmZROshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfNhMTZAHSI
>>3014152Not sure if I'll roll for them or not, we'll see. That's why they're on the planner with 0 rolls
>>3014152>0witletGOD... he's not pulling on them...
>>3014133I think not pulling on the goddesses is a mistake, there are really strong cards during GM and having your slot autolocked to them just to play a scenario seems bad, it's like having to borrow LH right now and not having place for Kris S, for example, on Lates or not being able to borrow Wit Teio on your Kita. It results in worse aces. The goddesses don't even need MLB.
>>3014156let me guess, ninja gaiden (black) is the best video game of all time
>>3014089yes she's pretty popularShe's the most normal, relatable girl in a cast full of unique characters. She was released right after RTTT aired, so people were disappointed and thought they would have released NTR instead. But her popularity exploded when people read her story and got to know her character.
THE ILLUSION OF FREE CHOICE
We are close to a future where someone will use AI to decompile Uma and mash it up with something else to make a single player Uma racing game.How does that make you feel?
>>3014156>You fuckers don't know real actions games.https://youtu.be/VTx0709z2AoYou just had to be there
>>3014174good morning xirs
>went to bed early last night>didnt check thread until now>avalanche of OC>collage already in progressFUCK FUCK FUCK WAIT>left my fucking tablet at homeAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3014104>playingNo, seรฑor, recuperaremos Tierra Santa.
>>3014175they hate dmc5 now, and metal gear rising, and anything else that were cool before
>>3014161Spyro 2 is the uncgem of all.
>>3014137>interactive>L1 L1 L1 L1 L1 L1 L1 L1 L1 L1 L1 L1 L1 L1 R1 R1 R1 L1 L1 L1 L1
>>3014156real action game is actionslop
>>3014184Most of the oldguards already left that board anyway
>>3014167Yes
>>3014160Can't wait to pull for this baka
>>3014175BANG BANG BANG PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
Actually, best action game will always be MH, if you disagree you are gay. Sorry I don't make the rules
Why are falkeks so spiteful?
>>3014186every game is just buttonpressingslop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8FTfSjocq0This was one of the first PS2 games I played when I got my PS2.
>>3014199Old MH maybe. New ones are too friendly
>>3014200inferiority complex
I used to always want Bioware to make a Jade Empire 2 but now I am happy that Bioware forgot they ever made Jade Empire in the first place.
so much uncslop bro where's gow 2018
>>3014118Elden ring is the epitome of what's wrong with nu-vidya, all style no substance, just relentless attack spam designed to hit fried dopamine receptors and look cool for TikTok edits, it's nothing compared to REAL boss fights with strategy, pacing and narrative weight like Artorias. Play a real souls game
>>3014212Especially considering its chinese high fantasy from a western POV with no roadblocks in place.
>>3014214Gears of War came out in 2006 actually.
>>3014219It was pure kino and it's a shame prime Bioware never made a sequel, but yeah prime Bioware is long dead.
>>3014208#mogged
I'm more of a racist gamer my'reself
>>3014212>Bioware still exists>Remember the new DA>They're still working on a new Mass Effect
>>3014184Honestly thought the genre just had the final nail hammered into its coffin after none of the annoying posers bought NG4 but the new Control apparently did well and gooners will get the chink FFXVI ripoff, there's hope for unc actionslop yet
I've exhausted all of the translated pakatube and pakalive content>just learn ja-I CAN'T
>>3014191Where is the oldguard now anyways?
>>3014232I genuinely don't think Mass Effect 4 will ever see the light of day before EA can Bioware and if it does it will be pure dog shit like Veilguard was.
>thinking you're hot shit for being able to press the roll button in time None of you could ever hope to reach me.
>>3014169man I hate that this made me less interested in her, how do I stop being a contrarian
>>3014236If I knew I'd be there myself
>>3014235Learn Spanish its way more lucrative and pacos are pretty chill usually.
>>3014236>You're looking at 'em, asshole.
>>3013761Idk but the rooms I hosted here and in /vg/ were extremely front heavy, multiple oonige even.
>>3014243You're here. Yet somehow not in a discord. Couldn't ask for more.
>>3014244That's the last thing I want to do.
>>3014207World Fatalis was pretty hard and Omega in Wilds was fun. I hope they just make Ascendance hard as fuck like they said or at least give us a really hard end boss like World did.
can't we all just take a break for the remainder of the week? we've earned a nap amirite guise??? guise?
>>3014199>>3014252They've ruined a lot of what I loved in past MHs, I can't bring myself to even play Wilds. I'm so disappointed
>>3014251Do you have any life skills or interest that might make you more productive? Numbers tism? Caring about colors and shapes? Charisma to become the next big content creator?
>>3014249>Yet somehow not in a discordNTA but I did try to get into discords some years ago but the amount of retarded zoomers and midwits that live in those communities is extreme, it's even worse than reddit.
Hmmm, maybe I replace Brickjin for Machitan wit to get It's on
>>3014251que?
>>3014215Why do uncs defend the Artorias boss fight. Its shit>AHHHHHHHH ULTRA TELEGRAPHED SWING>AHHHHHHHH DOUBLE JUMP COMBO WITH NO TRACKING>AHHHHHHHH IM GONNA STAND STILL AND POWER UP>IS THAT POISE? AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME MANUSThere are mobs more mechanically engaging and demanding in elder ring than anything dark souls has to offer, you neighas just fucking SUCKED and were fatrolling or leveling resistance, it is beyond piss easy
I've spent 2 thousand dollars in video games (and movies) this year idk why doomers are dooming
>>3014184Excuse you I've disliked MGR since 2015 because of how fucking boring it actually is underneath all the spectacle.
>>3014254>redo my TT aces at the start of a scenario to learn how it works.>occasionally supplement with CM aces>remain in class 6 for the entirety of the scenarioThis method has never failed me. The carousel is an illusion, a mirage. You can step out of this dream as easily as turning your hand.
>>3014214WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
>>3014266I've spent money on one whole movie this year and it was good, hopefully it's 2/2 in November.
>>3014266How? There hasn't been any decent shit released during the last 10 years
>>3014258I saw it early on in MMORPG voice services (steam groups probably the earliest to have chat but not pure voice). Then later on discord sort of becomes like generals where often people create them to be in charge of things.Earliest vidya discords I remember they didn't play the games and just erped.
>>3014256There are some things that I don't miss, like the paintballs, loading screens for each zone and gethering/carving, and while I like some of the new changes, I feel that they are making it way too convenient in the most recent titles.
>>3014264my favorite japanese uma
Best Armored Core game is Last Raven, don't even (you) me
>>3014265All zumas need to be killed
All Dark Souls and Elden Ring and Sekiro are good and I love the worlds Miyazaki has created
>>3014271curren's trainer...
>>3014265Some people need to die
>>3014215>"epitome of what's wrong with nu-vidya">no red/yellow flash simon says>no slowmo """perfect""" dodge >no forced walk-and-talk
Uncbros what do I do? I keep getting filtered by the first level
>>3013751>2 banner SSR supports onlyJust when you think it is time for MLB Turbo to shine>on a Thursday Damn it! Are you fags unemployed?
>>3014265You need to be over 18 to post in this website
>>3014272godzilla minus one was ass
>>3014294The only time I tell people there are really, really useless skills so look up which ones are good and go for there.
>>3014281Ackshually Elden Ring's world was created by a fat fuck who can't even finish his own fucking books.
>>3014270I became instantly enlightened by this profound wisdom. Thank you.
>>3014279you can't kill one hundred million cradlefags in last raven so it can't be the best one
>>3014276I don't get why scanlator groups use Discord. What's the point? They just ask people to join every chapter with their cringe credit page, which seems a bit weird to me. What's in it for them? Do they plan on grooming innocent kids or something?
I haven't played a single souls or souls-like in my life because I consider stamina bars to be the enemy of fun.
>>3014299Listen here, I love Godzilla. Even the shit ones. That said I thought the movie was good and the second has my main nigga King Ghidorah so I will love it.
>>3014310circlejerk
>>3014240you're a true /v/tard then, but don't worry she's very amiable
>>3014307Do we even know what exactly and how much I.M.Shartin contributed to the final game?
>>3014310>Do they plan on grooming innocent kids or something?I mean probably yes.
nice
>>3014312This. That fucking cancer affected even Onimusha.
>>3014310>What's the pointDo you expect them to use ms teams or something?
>>3014310it's basically reddit but you can shill your stuff like patreon and groom kids.
>>3014319Supposedly he handled the world building and associated backstory.
>>3014321WHAT THE FUCK WHEN IS IT MY TURN
>>3013801Helios/Palmerbro?
>>3014310so true digital communication is woke we need to retvrn to sending letters
>>3014266I spent half that smoking cheap cigars
>>3014323playing doubles advocate here but none of your attacks use the stamina bar, its only for defending. now that I think about it that's how it is in sekiro too.
>>3014312>this retard thinks the game would be improved by endless roll spamming or perma shield poking
>>3014319>Big fucked up incestuous family with names that all start with G, R, or M>Guy who eats shitI can make some guesses
>>3014301I keep getting spotted by the shitty guards and don't have enough ammo on anything to take them out. Plus this was probably a joke but when I asked on /v/ everyone told me to get the GEP gun
You know, this seems like a good time for an expedition (33)
>first borrow>320 spd 220 stam 250 pwr>3rd in debut I FUCKING HATE THE BACLINER TAX
>>3014321Holy shit dude I only ever get like 40 at most this sucks
>>3014335So true king, instead we have endless roll spamming with 3 second breaks.
>>3014339There was one yesterday.
>>3014336Needs more characters named after muppets to be sure.
>>3013801Wei cute!
>>3014345I bake almost every day anyway out of principle.
>>3014345How did it go?
>>3014350archived
>>3014339I never ended up finishing that game because some fucktard friend of mine casually spoiled the big early twist and it completely ruined my motivation when I got to the point of it happening and knew it was coming.
>>3014347ok cow cow
How does the guy that does the CM collages make them? MSPaint?
>>3014343>punish windows are bad when I waste my limited defense tools
>>3014266I dunno how you spend anywhere close to that on games. And my last big purchase was a few years ago when I spent $250 on one game because I pre-ordered and imported it for the cute girl wallscroll so I get spending money on bullshit.
>>3014248I can fix that.
>>3014354if you're black that's enough of a reason to shoot him
>>3014363OOOOOOOOOOO
>>3014364Thankfully I am not black.
I'll open the Steel Ball Run in a bit, it will be Arima conditions
>>3014310>Being in Charge>Attention gettingThe above two reasons are always the primary reasons. The number one normie reason to use discord is because its extremely convenient and relatively high quality to anything that has come before as well as free. You get voice, your get organization, you get chat, and its easy to jump from one group to another incase you wanted to, and I would say many of you and I myself are apart of various discord groups, although I did a purge a few years ago and only have friends groups now. Steam Groups and the later developed Skype were precursors to Discord with some of these features.I don't think Discord itself is evil or anything like that, although its getting much more jewish, but it makes it very, very easy for people to get groups of worshipers for themselves as well as get into literal echo chambers where they stop listening or looking at whats outside of the discord. So it's safe to say like 95% of the time when an anon is trying to get people into discords, its for malicious reasons. And even if its not malicious, many of (you) are so prone to idolizing that (you) cause it yourself. It's gotten worse with the people who can't tell the difference between oshi-ing(serious) vs oshing (lighthearted joking). Basically you can like certain anons without riding their dick but many of you go to the ram ranch without realizing it.Thank you for listening to my blogpost.
>>3014280Not all zumas...
>>3014373Didn't read this tranny post but nice Transcend.
>lust-provoking image>irrelevant time-wasting post
>>3014363>he thinks he is going to gas out my 1050 stamina Bourbon with maestro
>>3014357>I only rollspam when the big telegraphed attack is coming down It's DIFFERENTSure thing bro.
>>3014353The jannies still at it?
>>3014377thanks for the new five.png
Please join Fine Motion Friday!Room code: 80640706This week is the same conditions as her first race as a three year old, and her second win.2000m Hakodate, summer, good condition. Mood will be set to Fine(good)Also, this an early warning that next week's Fine Motion friday will be a long (2600m Sapporo) race.Got so distracted by uncposting, I almost forgot it's Friday.
>>3014358half were hardware, got a bunch of controllers for no reason and a switch 2other half were games and I might have let myself get carried awaygood news is I already have my new year's resolution 3 months in advance
>>3014388Can I bring a Shakur?
>pace chaser won in a runaway lobbyThere is a chance.
since yesterday's (and still ongoing) party hats event was such a success, we should definitely do something like a drawpile for christmas... er, Holidaysโข
>October 2026>I am forgotten
>>3014395>tachyon post build now now now now now I wanna run tachy too
>>3014398not at all
>>3014388Finally, my favorite part of the day
>>3014398That's how it be for flavor of the week umas
>>3014398This is why you don't pull for Dirters.
>>3014398I will NEVER forget chairman Rickey้ๅบไธปๅธญไธๅฒ
>>3014398One of the most forgettable periods in /v/ma's history
>>3014395If there's a runaway but no front, they're completely screwed because they don't build enough of a lead in the midrace
>>3014398I'm still impoverished after the Great Loop Forward
>>3014370Here are the current standings
>60% WR in publics>constantly job here>insta lose lobbies with stam debuffersShould i be worried
>>3014385No, it was regular archive because it was pretty ded>>>/v/748841769
>>3014398Chairman Rickey's term is still prob the most fun ive ever had in /v/ma. I cant wait for her RETURN
>>3014399I missed Hot Pursuit + my speed cards disappeared in senior so it can definitely be better. Also I don't think Triumphant Pulse is worth it
>>3014422This place is autism central the only times when pubs are more miserable are when it's XOGSLOP time and there's one tier 0 strategy that's very easy to execute.
>>3014312I think the stamina bar is fine, but I think the series was better when the levels were the challenge and the bosses were gimmicks instead of swordnados with 2-second openings.
>>3014421>>3014370>Haven't been able to get a long Digitan yetFuck
This just spooked me. I didn't even know I was close to getting it, I've just had her in my TT team since the very beginning.
>>3014421Do you guy like what I did with the points table? I'm quite proud of it myself>>3014429It will be open for a good few hours, you still have time. I wasn't able to make a Long Fuji myself so she won't be present
Anyone clubless or on cooldown?
>>3014431That casual outfit is sexo as fuck. Congrats
>>3014383Make a lobby and lets see anon
>>3014431Get ready to see the biggest button-poppers, shirt-strainers you'll ever see. They look massive with that
I have liberated the last Curren piece I needed from the legends race and now have both version. What do now?
>Completely forget to do my quota of 2M fans daily>Panic that I'm gonna get kicked out>Do like 15 races in a row with Oguri Cap>Unlock her casual outfit>End of the month comes>One day passes, then another>Don't get kicked out>Itworked.jpgYep, life is good.
>>3014441This is why I'm glad our clubs don't have quotas
>>3014440Get both versions to 5*
>>3014417There was a VBourbon in the runaway lobby. Here's Tachyon winning over the Hitler of front runnersHopefully I don't get 6 front lobbies in the actual CM since that would actually kill her recovery unique
>>3014440Have you fapped to her yet? it's part of the deal
>>3014440umagrok translate that picture
>>3014444Post that Tachy
>>3014440You mount your horse
>>3014398This is why you invest in the dirters that stay rent free in your heart instead of in your anti-spooks and counter-curses library.
>>3014425deck? sparks?
>>3014442I was talking to a friend of mine the other day about Uma and he said the random club he's in has a daily fan quota. It's a low B+ club too
>>3014444Are you the guy with 2 debuffers I raced yesterday?
Anyway if you want to see how fronts compare in a debuffer lobby, il make one. No strings attached. Dober is very situational though.62639370Haku recording would be appreciated.
>>3014385>>3014423He does delete /v/ma thread but that specific one died of natural causes.
>>3014441Who the fuck is Haru?
>Danchou Is cheating on Opera >Again
>>3014457why did dober put herself in the manga?
>>3014460Here!
>>3014461The Netorare WILL continue until the true face arrives
>took a nap>missed being summoned as the second Tad Dance Bro>missed DS2GODS postingTRAGIC!
>>3014398Many a toreinah had his tp bottle stash evaporated. They don't want to be reminded.
>>3014465Like most authors she's not very creative
>>3014449Here >>3014425>>3014456No, I haven't joined any rooms yet.>>301445313* stam + 2* power
>>3014474Kinda counterproductive to run two curvatures no
>>3014474Ok I literally cannot copy that deck at all kek
>>3014476It can proc twice! You need two!
>only 7 plats I AM SICK AND TIRED THAT THERE ARE NEIGHAS WITH TWICE MY PLAT COUNT.
on paper xmas daiwas ult seems fine but in actuality the bourbons and runaways of the world makes it difficult for her to ult. I cannot even fully make use of her kit cause I'm always running out of SP, a fast learner run with 3.1k SP might make a beast of an xmas daiwa but I'm not there yet.
2....more. The cohones on the based Falcobro...62639370
Only have 30 minutes on this because I need to go do something else today, hope I made it in tome for the collage>why is she in her under-Don't worry about it
>>3014482Nigger I have 1/19, I wish I was in your situation
>>3014483Good luck cowbro, she's really scary when build right, just needs a ton of midrace
>>3014482I dont think il get 15th on this one.
>>3014446Dozo goyukkuri mon ami>Euh...>Merci pour... euh... c'est tellement gรชnant>Merci, encore une fois...>Dis-le comme il faut <3>Pourquoi tu es si timide ?>C'est ici qu'on fรชte รงa aujourd'hui ?>NON !>Ne te dรฉfile pas maintenant>Tu es mignon aujourd'hui aussi, oniichan>Bravo>Il l'a fait
>>3014421>>3014432I recognize that font, and yes the score table looks great.
>>3014486Yeah you are good I still haven't made the collage, thank you bro. She looks great
>>3014484this one doesnt have any skills or stats sadly. but she has the highest hp out of the 3 viable ones i have
>>3014476>Tachyon traineeWhat can you do
>>3014493L'Arc is two scenarios down the line actually.
>>3014496I'd still prefer if you put up a full team so we dont wait for half an hour....
>>3014434There are three homeless924274488786788132787293593970367702If I'm missing anyone or if anyone needs a club, post ID.
What's a Plat? People have those?
>>3014501dont have anything else
>>3014501I gotchu. I'll fill and job
>>3014493you fool, I speak a romantic language so I can understand this perfectly despite not knowing fr*nch
>>3014398The great loop forward was a heroic sacrifice for our nation.
>>3014492NTA but as one of your fellow 14s, same.
>>3014491her kit has plenty of mid race actually. Just that Escape artist + v. bourbon ult + SYL is a very shameless combo. Maybe with hint books xmas daiwa's potential will be unlocked but we only have so many longs. I'm committing my books to fujin valentine
>>3014510Romantic Warrior...
What exactly is she crossing?
>>3014503it's actually a misspelling of "plap" which is a sound effect that represents sex
>>3014518Her 0% speed growth is making me cross
>>3014518The poverty line
>>3014484HOLY THAT'S SUCH A STRONG FALCOThanks for the hostan! Back to the mines!
>>3014518The line between underweight and starvation
>>3014482almond fraud would say this
I am running out of things to glue
>>3014527I had to start doing URA/Unity parents and old CM participants and I'm not happy about it.
>>3014519Sounds like BS but I'll believe it
>>3014518>jewish character with a shekel sign on her shirt has "Cross" in her nameIt's supposed to be an interesting juxtaposition sort of like pic rel.
Annnd....she won. Falco won. Failed wit check on the accel for Dober.Also>/vm/ is front dominated>1 front in totalKinda mean to put 3 ends vs poor Dober.Here, another one.255110872551108725511087
>>3014482
Oh shit Arima is 16 racers instead of 18, fuck, what do I do? Trainer's cup doesn't let me add 18
>>3014534>/vm/EAT SHIT AND DIE
>>3014541Nothing
>>3014527me when I have to slime my first ura finale winner haru urara
>>3014518>End Closer>Crosses others
are the parfaits in the daily shop worth buying now?
Bros, I'm starting to think that bringing Kitasan speed over Maru is bricking my speed
I'M FUCKING CUMMING
>>3014550They never are but they're also so cheap that unless you're new, you can just hit the fancy new "buy all" button on the shop and save the 15 seconds of only selecting the stars.
>>3014557>posting mid runNOYOUR HIGHROLL
>>3014556but you're supposed to run them together..?
>>3014534Second place. Imo if you steal the Dober accel on lates, they beat ends. Point does stand, if you run a shitton of debuffs, fronts do not stand a chance.
>>3014562Mom didn't raise no superstitious bitch
>have 3 days to train Zenno Rob Roy for Arima KinenWill I make it
>>3014489IT STARTS WITHONE PLAT I DONT KNOW WHY
>>3014583If you have the soul of a HERO you will
>>3014589I CAN'T WIN ANOTHER, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
>/v/ thread dying with no repliesa shame
>>3014598Nigga you never said there was one
>>3014598/V/MA IS DEAD! LONG LIVE /VM/A!!!
>>3014598You gotta link it here, neigha.
>>3014483>>3014516mind sharing your deck?
>>3014598Nobody linked it here, I don't browse /v/ anymore, but I bet the schizo gave it at least 1 reply
>>3014534holy based
>>3014604>>3014608>>>/v/748903971
>>3014583not to discourage you further, but she's also a pace chaser with refraction arc.
EPISODE 3 OF SBR IS HERE, WE ARE RACING ON ANOTHER JOJO FRIDAYThe stage they are in was said to be longer than the last one so I decided to do Arima conditions since it's what we are all building now. I know they are in a desert but I won't do Dirt without saying it in advace.Apologies because I didn't realize Arima isn't 18 but 16 racers, let's just say 2 died while fighting a stand ok? Anyways that's all start joining and GO watch the episode4283517142835171428351714283517142835171Current standings: https://files.catbox.moe/bs08xt.png
>>3014598>50,000 toreinas used live here, now it's a ghost town
What's the better choice, double circling right handed or a straights/corners? I can only afford one.
>>3014623NARANDA NARANDA NARANDA!!!!
>>3014563You're never taking Tachyon out, it's just a sad feeling that she's not good enough to up speed anymore compared to sMaru after being a perma stay in my deck for close to a year
>>3014630probably corners or straights
>>3014627>What kinda name is "/v/ooners," anyway? How'd a club like you get into /v/ma?
>>3014618I'll make it work. It has to.
>>3014623When are we getting the goat?
>>3014623Wait a damn minute, Jojo is about horse racing? Maybe I should give it a shot.
If fine motion could please give me right handed instead of outer post proficiency for the 5th time this run that'd be great
>>3014623>That roided Super CreekSo can you make Paces work? I was afraid they were too bad and I didn't even attempt it, did I fuck up?
>>3014646Mandom is still faaaaar away, we are still in the Boomboom family lol>>3014647Only part 7 is, and I cannot recommend it without watching the other 6 parts, you gotta enjoy the journey, it's amazing. Plus all the references wouldn't make sense otherwise
>>3014647Granny would definitely ORA ORA ORA. She is jojo coded, you should watch the series
>>3014662>codedFOIDS could be here
>>3014649>not even a handjobtrainerbros...
The way my runs are going my club isn't getting any fans for a while. Don't kick me danchode it's not my fault, it's the filthy drunken hussy that's the problem!
>>3013939https://youtu.be/O0faaOKA8P8
>>3014650I've only done one room and she won. The rest of my team isn't ready. My theory about how lobbies can play out is that in a front-heavy lobby there won't be as many stam debuffers, so she can still win with that stam; she can nsm and catch up (hopefully). In a lobby with no fronts, there will likely be more stam debuffers so she will die and let me end(s) nsm and win. One front team is perfect because she gets her heal and can still accel like crazy and win.But I may be wrong about all of that.
holy fucking speed lowroll
>>3014665NTA but im too illiterate to come up with an alternative TO "being [x]-coded"
>>3013939Here's an albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6hRFcVZFlA
>>3014650From what I've seen in public rooms the good ones are a real menace. Summer McQueen in particular is very strong with Headliner and Xog is also quite good as a pace with a good mid-race unique that can highroll into typical Xog carryover autowins. All paces do need My True Strength though.
>>3014676I just pussied out from even attempting it, but that Creek looks godly, I didn't even make Long Pace parents so I think it's too late to even attempt it...
RIP /v/ thread
>>3014338Every enemy dies from one shot to the head regardless of the gunThe GEP gun destroys anything in one shot and if you let the crosshair close up the rockets home onto targets.The sniper is ok but you'll find one for yourself either way.The crossbow is dogshit and takes way too much resource investment to make it functional.If you need to PERFORM A SILENT TAKEDOWN, pull out the baton, crouch walk behind an enemy and hit them at the lower-back area, that'll knock them out cold. Just dont do it at an angle, it has to be straight to the lower back.
>>3014696no now where will i seethe about trannyslators with my fellow esls :(
>>3014665YTA and it was basically this >>3014680
>>3014696>404
Arima Kinen is the only race where I can use my two favorite characters together in a team and it's not even inting because success mainly depends on player skill. I love longkino so much.
>>3014689I wanted to try a front creek build with mad dash to help win the midrace battle but my front parents are a few generations behind at this point. I genuinely think she could be a real menace, but too much would have to go right for me between now and when CM starts so I'm trying pace for now. If you or someone else could pull off a front mutation i'd love to see it though.
>Nice of the Danchou to invite us over for A+ Gibs, Gay Luigi?>I hope they earned lotsa Fan-getty!
>>3014715LEL
>>3014696Better to mambo and fail than to never have mamboed in the first place.
Did we ever figure out of Frenzied skills were actively bad or not?
>>3014024japan is not south asiasouth asia = india, pakistan, bangladesh, sri lanka, aka jeetland
>5 more borrows glued today, making the 4th day in a row where this happensThere's nothing i despise more than having a decent first ace run and then everytime I try to improve it all the results are worse overall. I serioulsy despise GL and it can go fuck itself.>just be luckier broJust KYS
>>3014715heh
>>3014623To the guy that joined with that Inari, could you please tell me how I got so much less wit than you with the same cards? Every time I run with you lads it feels like we play completely different games
>>3014532>>3014518shekel sign? its a lightning bolt. it would be better if there were 2 of them though, imagine a character called "white lightning" with a double lightning bolt symbol it would be based
>>3014715>Luigi, look>itโs from Curren>Dear beautiful trainers>I am going to wuv you and please you with stickers>I canโt wait for carats and wuv
>>3014738I'm the Tamamo btw
>>3014730>implying it's a GL issuewelcome to Uma!
>>3014738Probably just variance. Sometimes my CB gives me wit rainbows all year long and sometimes she pretends to have -50 spec prio. Fine is even worse.
>>3014715>Luigi, look!>It's from Chrono. >Dear pesky HEROs, the flatliners and I have taken over /v/mapyoi. The danchou is now a permanent guest at one of my seven /umaJP/ threads. It is not looking good for /v/mapyoi!>We gotta find the Danchou!
>>3014747>Sometimes my CB gives me wit rainbows all year long and sometimes she pretends to have -50 spec prio.For me personally it goes like this>CB with any other wit NONSTOP CB RAINBOWS BABY>Solo CBGUTS GUTS GUTS
>>3014583I'm also waiting for her while making my Teio workThough I'll be running her as Late Surger because I've always thought she was late until recently when I finally looked at her kit, and I've been waiting for her since I started playing the game
>>3014715Did they just barely miss A+ or what?
>>3014740>shekel sign? its a lightning boltI was joking.
my danchou could literally split your danchou in half right down the middle
>>3014764>1488 growthNO WAY
>>3014767jokes on you, my danchou would like that actually
>>3014775jej
>>3014688>>3014712I wish I had thought about it more before abandoning the idea, I could've tried harder to make my PaceWife work
>>3013870Fuck I forgot about the group pic! I need to plan for it
Fuji Fatseki
>>3014775There are several based umas like thathttps://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/101502-tm-opera-ohttps://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/100502-fuji-kiseki
>>3014786This comic has a crazy fucking pannel. Was it finally translated?
>>3014793https://x.com/Kuwaiden/status/2106004726231998959
>>3014786>>3014800This is insane
"RANK IS JUST A NUMBER" exclaims der/v/ member, who was caught trying to enter open rooms with an UG uma
Please stop sending the old man sticker, im sick of it.
>>3014806>Fuji is a phantom triple crown because he was an obese fuck
>>3014815This guy will never top the greats
>>3014815I posted it in my club chat just in case you're in there
>>3014815>He doesn't want his dreams to soar
>>3014815Your dreams won't fly
>>3014800>>3014806The council of architects needs to know about this
I'll post a comic I found amusing and hot too
>>3014815Stickers in general are lame. I wish people would speak in their own words instead.
>>3014815Sent :)
>>3014835S0rry but th3 club ch4t is 4SS
>>3014026Do the japs make music like this anymore?
>>3014835Nigga even the word Doto is banned in club chat
>>3014846And for good reason. In an ideal world it would be banned here too
>>3014846>Doto is bannedThe bourbon era is censoring the leader of the resistance...
>>3014841I just think of finding what fragments of words combine into wrongspeak as a puzzle game.
Appearently Take wrote a manga. On the cover is Spe and Suzuka.
omgetti
>>301462312/16.Attention grabbing barbin.
>>3014034Imagine no racism outside of /b/It's easy if you try
>>3014867I hope that anon with the digitan makes it in time
>>3014868nigger
>>3014868Imagine youโre a niggerit isnt hard to dowatermelons and fried chickenand smoking crack too
>>3014436>>3014439Holy shit you neighas weren't kiddin'. Am I crazy or am I finding this more arousing than her racing outfit?
>>3014846One Fuku genocide wasn't enough.>>3014868People here are generally good at keeping the politics out of the thread most of the time and saying nigger is literally not racist.
>>3014879wtf I wuv /v/ma now
>>3014879I can hear the eagles with that casual outfit of hers
>>3014868NIGGER
Chocolate
>>3014880Fuku is banned as well...
>>3014879Country girl coutre is hot, just don't look at the retarded shoes the nips put her in
>>3014623>>3014867Any rules?
Now this is my kind of thread
>>3014835>he needs wordsngttg
Calling you a SEAmonkey does not make me racist
>>3014897
>>3014896Just join with 1, whoever you want to see run
Inari One and her fans feel princess daisy coded in a way I can't describe.
>>3014903done
>>3014906The BUTT of the franchise
>>3014738Part of it is that Festival Inari has a small wit growth, but it's mostly just a case of taking the wit bonus songs, taking wit techniques, and choosing wit trainings on "dead" turns where friendship trainings, Light Hello, and needed tokens just aren't there and dates don't make sense. Also, FineMo needs to hit wit at least somewhat frequently and if you can get her friendship up early it'll make stacking wit easier.
>>3014901>There are people here who wouldnt bury their face in that
>>3014901She clearly likes it at this point. Asking for it, even. Every time she shows up, it happens. She's a freak!
>>3014828>amusingunderstandable since nobody finds spe sexy
>>3014828I read all of this artist's 4koma after someone posted them some time back saying they had good Spechuds (and they did).
I want to lick Spe's ears
>>3014917Gayest post Ive seen all week
>>3014920Digusting. King Halo needs to show you proper ear cleaning technique.
I watched the first three episodes of JoJo season one and then dropped it. It didn't click at all for me.
>>3014867>>3014623Of course the host is from THAT club
>>3014926To be fair you have to be very homo to enjoy JoJo.
>>3014928This is why I stopped training Condor. There's just some shit you should never say to someone.
>>3014926Jojofags are obnoxious and vastly oversell how good the series is
>>3014888Would silence suzume really say this?
>>3014926Season is the worst one imo, you could deadass just go to season 2
>>3014926Part 1 is very VERY different from the rest of the series, many people would tell you to skip it but it's the base upon which the rest of the series is built. Thankfully is very short, if you can watch it and start part 2 you'll start seeing where all the charm and writing that makes it special comes from.I really encourage you to give it a try
>>3014934>>3014936Isn't there a condensed OVA of the part 1 that makes it like... an hour?
>deadassGood morning I hate zumas
>>3014934nta but season 3 was when I dropped out, I just didn't enjoy the amount of filler, I enjoyed the OVA more
>>3014926Same I tried watching but didn't get to finish, but I like are their songs, and this MAD I'm very fond of because it's niconico ryuuseigun https://youtu.be/OFVY3SWUioQ
>>3014937The only OVA is the 90s part 3 OVA that while not bad is genuinely not as good as the modern anime. The Part1 and 2 OVA was lost to time and has never been found
>>3014937Yeah, itโs called reading the mangaAnyway if you didnt like season 1 thereโs really no guarantee youโll like season 2. I saw both but honestly I didnt think 2 was considerably better than 1. I lost interest for the most part. Ive seen a lot of anime, I think Fist of the Northstar is better than Jojo.
>>3014927>stakes>/v/ triple crown>sbr>a few more other fun raceswhat do they get from controlling the races?
>>3014926Part 1/Season 1, is basically a "copy" of Fist of the North Star. The writer was trying to emulate something popular at the time. People consider it the weakest part for a reason.Part 2 is where he tried some new concepts and was getting used to adding his own stuff in.Part 3 is where he goes off the script and creates his own power levels. It's basically the DBZ season of Dragon Ball and is the blueprint for the rest of the seasons.Part 7 is what is currently being animated and is a reset of the entire universe, new cast, new concepts, etc.
>mild hypedo i buy the speed +2 song or play it safe and go with wit/stam+1 ?
>>3014948Lots of uma โjerkyโ
I liked part 1 and 2 but part 3 just pissed me off so much I stopped watching the series altogether. why didn't Dio iust kill the gang from the start but sent goon after goon instead. Is his arrogance just that high? umami seasonings
>>3014948This needs to be investigated
Finally...
>>3014957Enjoy your digiGOAT
>>3014927>>3014948When will people finally wake up? Umalex Jones already uncovered all the sick shit they are doing at der/v/emian grove!
>>3014956We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoings. Now if you could please place your uma on the starting gate...
At least I'm glad more uma is getting added to the shitpostshttps://youtu.be/RehBfbwZrhs?si=_nqmhtyeY0HGiWNd
Speaking of >fun races, we don't have a triple crown series posted yet for October, right?
>>3014941>6:11 summed up the series' endings This is good stuff
>>3014968Anon, I.....
Trainers! Trainers! State-manded umas are real in Singapore! You can marry the uma of your dreams!SEA is the right thing to be!
Calandagan to attempt the Japan Cup again, alongside German horse GoliathGoliath will then remain in Japan and challenge the Arima Kinen and be the first horse to do so since the race became open to International racers in 2007Plans subject to change depending on horse conditions of course but this a major year for JP Keiba domestically and internationally thanks to Forever Bum, and who knows? _Something_ could happen in two days if you believe hard enough...Both of these are Geldlings btw
I actually hate frontrunners so much.
>>3014980You know thereโs a very easy way to counter them right now.
>>3014951I need to get two songs, is going for speed +2 reasonable here?
>>3014979>Both of these are GeldlingsIt's over, Japan is never winning arima kinen ever again.
Just played Taishin's career for the first time to build my three Aces: damn she actually has relevant career mechanics. How should I manage the Mood Down bomb after the first summer, 2x Light Hello recreations and lay at orange mood for a bit? Should I heal the practice poor for the extra practice perfect?
>>3014926I will concur with some anons here that you should give it a try, Part 1 can be quite boring so it's hard to recommend if you don't enjoy that 80s typical hero vs bad guy story, you could just watch the crucial parts and then jump to part 2 and 3 where the author really puts his style and the stories pop way more. Of course there is no guarantee you'll like it but I think it's worth a shot
>>3014623I'll start the race in a bit, I'm finishing up some stuff, thank you for joining!
>>3014981Bringing nature and child bride top gun is stinky behavior.
>vm/a/
>>3014988Just try to restore the mood to good before the raffle event. There's not too much benefit to going out of your way to remove practice poor since the extra stat gains from the event aren't that substantial and extra practice perfect is a 4% failure rate reduction. It is nice to attempt to remove if you have a dead turn though.
>>3014995yes but not as much as a debuffer suzuka
>>3014995Well then I guess you dont hate fronts as much as you thought you did. If you really hated them, you could easily kill every single front team with some debuffers. You claim itโs stinky behavior but you know what I think stinks? Losers who make excuses for why they lose with a solution sitting right in front of them. Hold on to your โethicsโ so you can keep whining and losing, but nobody wants to hear you cry about fronts. Pick up the sword and strike them down or lay down and grovel. Itโs your choice.
>>3014998This is true, we are both /v/, /m/ and /a/ in one package
It's the Graded Races at Keeneland! G1 coming soonish. Can watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooakoMkdjbsG2 Phoenix G2. Race 7. Pick your winner! Whoever wins goes to the Breeders Cup!
>>3014995Running peak meta strategies like fronts is stinky too.
>>3015013And /sp/ and /g/ and /ck/ and basically every board
>>3015018nakatomi
So many fun races, posts and events tonight, looks like a great Friday night
>>3015021>basically every boardwhich boards are we NOT, actually? vg and u are freebies, anything else? do people do origami here?
>>3015026>all threads are uma threads>- /v/ma iceberg
So is the name T-Rex (i.e. King Tyrantlizard) warranted or was this a case of archeologists first dino so he got the coolest name possible? Any dinobro expert can answer that question?
>>3015026anything with w in it
>>3015018>little thunderWelcome back tamamo cross
>>3015026I bet you could ask about origami and someone would answer you and give you conversation
>>3015031>He doesn't use an uma pape
>>3015026/gif/
>>3015031lies>>>/w/2268230
>>3015036I like bbc though
>>3015029Not a dinofag but isn't it well known that the Trex kinda sucks ass
>>3015038curren chan...
>>3015038Wrong thread bwobwo
>>3015026Flash because it's fucking dead
>>3015026/x/
>>3015040No that was spinoganda from feathercels
>>3015043/v/ma died once too...
>>3014998I checked the catalog, unfortunately no uma thread there. Maybe next cingray season.
Thoughts on front Curren debuffer with adored by all and 564 keen eye for sprint CM?
>>3015044>he doesnt know
>>3015029I can actually answer this, first of all the first named dinosaur was Megalosaurus in 1824. T-Rex was named in 1905. It got the cool name cuz to this day its the heaviest and most powerful land predator ever
>>3015050idk I'm waiting for hakuraku to tell me what to do
>>3015050Should be not too effective IMO, sprint is RNG heavy a dead slot for a debuffer is silly
>>3015026I don't browse much /x/ these days but I still consider myself an /x/phile since that's the board that got me to stop lurking ages ago. I don't think I've seen a single off-handed uma reference or image there, and there's a lot of weeb shit getting posted nowadays.
>>3015052There are secret /v/ma societies with a rumored private club on /x/ that has some of the most powerful people on 4chan. Any mention of it has been scrubbed fro
>>3015050Why even bother debuffing backliner when they'll get brocked lmao. Worry about those machan instead.
>>3015050>Thoughts on Curren yeahshe sucks
>>3015070me
>>3015026/trv/
>>3015036champions meeting is a lot like an interracial porno if you think about it
>>3015055>to this day its the heaviest and most powerful land predator everthat would be _______ danchou however
>>3015066But how good is Machan *actually*
>>3015065Tazuna got another one...
>>3015066Consider gambling on concentration, TTL and GW to give her a real chance of debuffing Machan twice.
>>3015050>Adored by All hits opponents behind you>Keen Eye hits opponents in front of you>To make effective use of both, the Curren would need to have good enough early-race to get in front but then also have bad enough mid-race to fall behind the Machans and ideally the paces tooMight work but I imagine it'd be unreliable compared to a typical debufferIf you really want to use debuffs then you'd probably be better off just bringing a hybrid Curren and a hybrid Sweep, or something like that
>>3015077Buying 50 pounds of ground beef from walmart does not make you an apex predator
>>3015018>>3015024This anon made some money#10 Nakatomi wins via End Running on the inside. At 7 years old too, what a hag.A G2 turf race coming up next.
>senior summer>sub 600 stamany ideas how to prevent stuff like this?
>>3015075Our danchou taught us not to be ashamed of our plats
>>3015078Based on this longslop experience. Front is pretty good when they have similar accel to others. Machan + plancha is still 0.4 and that's pretty similar to what others get. >pace Hcreek+nishino 0.4>late rumao(probably OYL cope) 0.4>end spurt+cKing 0.4Everyone gets similar wincon but based on current longslop. When the field is similar, the game system simply favors them
>>3015094get lucky
>>3015094Inheriting more stam sparks
>>3015094I mean if you get like 2 Stam Rainbows here you're okay unless you're aiming for 900+ I think
>>3015096Ehh sprint races tend to play out much differently than longs though. Machanโs accel does seem to be pretty good so maybe sheโll be dominant. Of maybe Camping Taiki will smoke everyone again
>>3015055But how did they know that early that he was the heaviest and most powerful?
>>3015094>here's your just as good as creek welfare support bro
Out of the loop due to the parent mines. I thought ballroom sei would be THE metapick for mext CM yet I"m not seeing her in roomas. Did nobody pull for her or were the early hakuraku stats missleading and normalized over time?
>>3015105The thing with front is, whenever they're good. Other strategy will just die because they have position gimmick. Camping taiki will still shit if she's 6th and can't proc ult with neck and neck, turning her into essentially NPC.
>>3015108Do you know ANYONE who would willingly pull on the Ballroom banner?
Five days until her banner.
>>3015112That last one? No. The next two? Yes, they're me.
>>3015112Me, I had to pull for my wife's alt
>>3015108Ballroom Seiun is very good, but Bourbon is Bourbon and cuts in front of her. Sheโs the second highest performing front but Bourbon is just easier. Fronts are also getting annihilated if someone sends in a stamina debuffer. Ballroom Seiunโs problem is itโs hard to match Bourbonโs mid-race and hold the lead long enough to get off her unique
I just need 100 more Santa Hayahide pieces to unlock her, lucky me
>>3015112we love boymas here
>>3015110How many sprint races have we had when fronts are good though? Even when Angling wasnt dead, I dont remember them doing all that well. CM16 started on a corner but fronts completely underperformed to pace. People blamed it on the pace down mechanics, but even lates and ends outperformed fronts that race. Taiki had really good carryover speed from what I remember
>>3015050The strongest debuff is forever keen eye+ dominator. Adored by all is so-so, however I would never make a strictly debuffer curren but rather a hybrid. Especially in a sprint where shit can go wrong REALLY hard.
>>3015098i had 9+3 i believe>>3015107>>3015097>>3015103yeah, turned out okay>chain didnt finishtheres always something, but i feel like im kind of "getting it" now
>>3015112I pulled for Fuji.
Weโre all pulling for Windy right?
Fun night tonight!/V/MAAAAA NIGHT MATAFAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWATAYA:>TRAINAN>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>3015094My man if you are not entering 2nd summer with 1200 speed its an instant glue.
>>3015131nobody is pulling for troondy
>>3015131I'm too broke to pull for Rob Roy and you think I can spare Windy some change?
>>3015112Yeah, me.
>>3015133i would not have finished a single run since GL started in that case
>>3015125When angling is usable, the playfield isn't similar at all. Both Taiki and Nishino is good as an ace with 0.4 accel while front only scraping with angling. This one even though angling isn't usable, machan is able to reach 0.4. Or who knows, Falcon probably making a comeback since chukyo last stakes where pretty tight anyway between her and Curren Chan. That's 2 fronts already, you can just put runaway debuffer if you want to be cheeky.
>>3015126>The strongest debuff is forever keen eye+ dominator. But that doesn't work on a sprint track. You either have dominator or keen eye you can't have both.
>cheeky 7er>CHOCOSEXHELL YEAH!
>>3015135Windy is a biological female, something (You) will never be. Project your mental illness elsewhere
>>3015026I was going to say /qst/ but I remember an anon literally posting his Matikanefukukitaru career on mant and we anons voted on the training and which races he would pick or was it in /uma/? I am not completely sure...fuck I would kill for an uma quest
>>3015132>TRAINANAutoing sprint GPs>PLAYANAgricola via Tabletop Simulator with friends>WATCHANNew Apothecary Diaries>LISTENANLiterally everything, I'm redoing my playlists>READANCount of Monte Cristo>EATANAYCE sushi tonight>DRINKANDepends on if I'm driving to the sushi place or not>FAPPANNot yet>FEELANBad, I haven't made a Arima ace that is even cope tier
>2 speed 1 creek 2wit 1LH>Good stats but lacking on speed>went 3speed 2wit 1LH>somehow worse than aboveHow in the fuck is this scenario real
>>3015140All Im saying is Im not sold on Machan being the number one threat is all, Iโll believe it when I see it. Things are a loooot different from when Curren and Falco were having tiebreakers during that early stakes
>>3015146OH N-
>>3015147It was on /uma/ and his run ended up being a massive brick. Fun times
>>3015151Light Hello is a sloppy drunkThis is all her fault
>>3015147That run took like one whole day. Really had fun with that one
G2 The Jessamine Stakes G2. Race 8 at Keeneland. Pick your winner!
There are no male umamusume. They are all born females. Cope.
>>3015132>TRAINANOgurin auto fan runs>PLAYANEU5>WATCHANwatched the first episode of fx fighter kurumi-chan; iwas expecting a silly carefree show but the start was a bit too depressing for my taste >LISTENANSkyrim OST, in game music>DRINKANMountain Tea>FEELANbretty comfy
>>3015147>>3015155go back
>>3015152All I say is when front get similar amount of accel compared to others. It's easier to warp the meta into front since they'll kill other strategy by just making the blob to block other strategy from proccing wincon or block them literally. Paceblob will have some hilarious timing where if your uma is too good, she'll whiffs her accel timing instead.
>>3014623THE STEEL BALL RUN IS ABOUT TO START GET TO YOUR SEATS
>but le original honse is a male bwothis you?
I can't sneed
>>3015113Anon...
>>3015169โfraid so
>>3015169>>3015162im not sure whats happening, but could you please reply directly next time? my filters hid whatever happened above completely until your posts
>>3013751who the FUCK is this?
>>3015174that post is referring to Haru Urara...
>>3015138Out of curiosity: is a career like this a mid or lowroll to you?
>>3014623OUR HEROES
>w-would you please kindly hand me a (You) good siโ*spits in your direction*
Do /jp/ dacchis still get spooked by a rainbow gate resulting in a base tokai teio to this day?
>>3015184NARANDA NARANDA NARANDAAAAA
>>3015183a midroll. 100 more speed and wit, gold recovery, and i'd call it a day for this CM
>>30143884/16Please get your Fines in.
>>3015175Sorry anon I did a bit of trolling to the windyfag and he had a melty. I thought he was a less fragile.
>>3015184AND OUR CURRENT MONARCH WINS BY A THING MARGIN. AN UDDER INSANE FINISH
>>3015094Biwa's gold need an overtake target so I hope you brought runaway for that.>2 speeds with maru bricks as secondGood luck man.
>>3014623>>3015196this is a preview of the stakes btwget ready for the first triple crown
Uh oh schizo melty!
>>3015132>TRAINANPalmers. >PLAYANStarting AC8.>WATCHANToo busy PLAYAN to do some WATCHAN>LISTENANhttps://youtu.be/ypRi2_6pQ4Q?si=1KXWnIPPpa7ZGxL6>EATANHad a deli sandwich.>DRINKANWater.>FAPPANLater.>FEELANPretty good!
>>3015160And #10 Serena's ghost, with really shitty odds, haunts the winner's circle! She looked like she gassed out trying to get by the leader but when had stroke of energy and pushed forward anyways.
>>3015196>Inari got 2ndClose one. If she doesn't get rushed and turns off MPaB she wins that.
>>3015132>TRAINANdigitan>PLAYANTouhou Mystiaโs Izakaya, I forgot how easy it is to snowbail yourself into riches>WATCHANjust finished watching tensura season 4, it' comfort food isekai for me, will be watching season 5>LISTENANSublime - What I Got>READANChainsmoker Cat>EATANA ham and cheese sandwich>DRINKANWater>FAPPAN[Luxsumildo] My wife gave birth to my wife>FEELANfeeling better
>>3015211>My wife gave birth to my wifekino
>>3015112Me, seiun is my wife (forma de boyuma)
>>3015196HERE'S THE FINAL TABLEDamn my Tamamo got fucked ;__;
>>3015132>nothing>horizon 6>this thread>nothing>spanish ham>white monster>done for today>nothing
>schizo devotes his life to trying to make everyone hate windy>entirety of /v/ma pulls for her anywaysmugwindy.png
>>3015214TWOTOKAI TEIOS
>>3015217I'm not pulling for the worst horse in the game just before RamoneHowever I respect and tolerate those who do
>>3015132>TRAINANI actually got my 7yo nephew to cover for me down in the Ryan mines, since sadly the wife is still a b*ckliner at the end of the day. I let him borrow my phone while I'm at work and in exchange he sets up my loops using a lil' list I wrote for him. I hope no lust provoking horse tempts him to spend any of my hard-earned carats. >PLAYANSome FE romhacks (Cerulean Crecent atm)>LISTENANTogawa Jun>READANEvola>FEELANI want out of this damn wage cage, a beer, a joint, and a jong
>>30152183 ACTUALLY
>>3015214>>3015218THREETHERE ARE THREETOKAI TEIOS
>>30152183 actually
So are the boyuma weirdos actual women or just queers? Thereโs no boys in the game
W-woahLOOK AT THAT
>>3015228That UE Mayao is crazy
Could you beat her in a game of chestnut war?
>>3015229Unity uma.
>>3015226Your """""wife""""" looks like a dude, get over it.
achoo
>>3015132>TRAINANPace loopa>PLAYANStarted a new DD2 run yesterday to prepare for the DLC>WATCHANCingray>LISTENANNothing in particular, whatever comes up in the playlist>READANFinally catching up on the Hunter x Hunter stuff. I finished the anime like 10 years ago and decided to go back with the manga this time. I kinda wish we got a proper remake that captured Togashiโs tone and all the little details much better and I know they can do it with modern techniques. For me at least, the current arc could honestly end up being the best one so far, I just hope he gets to finish it someday and sticks the landing.https://youtu.be/Yvh0-lpa6GE?si=8TkJ79MCfb70pbK4>EATANGetting some pizza later to end season 1 of Cingray>DRINKANJust water for now>FAPPANTo some good Malfoid pics on twitter.>FEELANComfy at last after a couple of really bad weeks
>>3015148>New Apothecary DiariesFuck I forgot it was today, time to watch
>>3015235No, I think you might just be gay man!
>>3015211>Touhou Mystiaโs IzakayaI played that a bunch too, but I'm really good at multitasking simulators and I found it pretty easy and every day felt the same. Lost interest instead of finishing it.
>>3015163>watched the first episode of fx fighter kurumi-chanI'm skipping this one actually, I got burned badly some years ago to that. I guess it might be funny to people that don't know anything about trading yet, but that's some real hardcore stuff right there. I hope it keeps people away from it.
>>3015234This is what all the team trials leaderboard looks like.Its all UE 6-wit unity whalemas.
>>3015232I bet I can nut in her chest harder than her.
>>3015242Yeah, the game is polished, fun to collect dishes and figuring out what customers like to eat is nice but after I beat it the first time I was too tired to do the other dlcs
G1 The Darley Alcibiades Stakes G1! Race 9 at Keeneland. Pick your winner!Looks Like Forever Carina and Summer Starlet are rivals in this race. Who will win? Will an upset happen? Who will go on to the Breeders Cup?
>>3015255EVER FORWARDNOT ONE STEP BACK
>>3015255HIGH SPEED REED
>>3015214AND HERE IS THE CURRENT LEADERBOARD WITH SUPER CREEK LEADING THE SBR. THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING MORE NEXT W EEKTaking suggestions for the distance/surface since I still don't really know how to choose them and I don't want to make you guys work too much, also helps attendance
>>3015255OH SHE SAID YES
Tall tan uma :)
>>3015255Emphatic
>>3015214>>3015261The tables are cool nigga
Kinda fucked up to put all these girls in a massively competitive situation and not have any kind of counselor or therapist on-hand. Closest these girls got is their trainer, who ranges from somewhat capable to completely fucking inept, and some don't even have that.
>>3015184so many teiokings awakening now that the game is good again
What a sick joke
>>3015261I'M BETTING ON SUPER CREEK
>>3015255Tap Dance bros... it's looking bleak but we trust.
>>3015278I know she's trash for Arima Kinen, but I'm using her anyway.
>>3015275They have Dr. Slump. I mean Stump.
>>3015275the melty treestump is a hero in this household
>>3015263nothing tastes better than chocolate
>>3015029Fun fact, a new dino just dropped.Tromerosaurus solumons. He looks like he trains late surgers.
Wit Teio is such a good fucking card holy shit
>>3015295what do you mean you like professor of curvature more than prepared to pass cool it with the finephobic remarks
>>3015220Having a little guy following your instructions for the game is such a nice tech, how did I not think of this? Is this the future of Uma farming?
>>3015303Idk I'm a daring strike enjoyer
>>3015295My wit teio is only +1...
>>3015255>>3015268And #1 Emphatic wins with a front running! The only other one that could keep up was #5 Summer Starlet.That's all the the G races today. Anon might show JP Keiba later. That anon may or may not be here RIGHT NOW. Have a Fenomeno Friday y'all, many G1s tomorrow.
>>3015196AW YEAH coming for that third term
>>3015295It just sucks shes utterly unusual post GL
It's funny how suzuka's concept drawing had a little cape around her shoulders, it's cute.
When is /v/ma going to start pushing for A+?
>>3015329They are pulling for B+
>>3015329>/v/mapyoi switched mascot AGAINTHEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>3015326Interesting, I wonder what my wife initially looked like>Literally no changesGuess you can't improve on perfection, eh?
>>3015324Teio, Ramonu, sMaru, Tachy, ancestors and filler looks pretty strong to me neigha
>>3015312Isn't the Stakes enough? You have to go for the SBR too? Greedy bot
WHY DID /V/MAPYOI CHANGE INTO FUJIII?????
>>3015295Only have her at 1LB, it's not fair, she's only usable at 3LB
She's so fucking fat. I love her
>Mood down event>Kinda low on energy so use a Light Hello date>Mood down event right afterSome things never change
>>3015333Some are just perfect like that
>>3015333Yeah with some umas cygames was basically set on apperance, like say bourbon and bakushin>creek meanwhilemy god...
>>3015326>bearer>seek>seek>lest
>>3015349Literal sweater puppies (more like sweater elephants Jesus)
>>3015349We were robbed with how they changed Inari One
Your attention, please. The Front Season has officially ended. We are pleased to inform you that Late Surger is now our main running style.
>>3015352/v/ma is a ds2 thread...
>>3015329>doxingMOOOOODS!
>>3015352KIIIIINOOOOO
>>3015349I am very familiar with that outfit on account of her stamina card
>>3015361The runback and grab hitbox were so fucking ass it completely tainted him for me
>>3015341Danchou cheats on opera weekly
>>3015357>>3015361A drawfag needs to get on this! The people demand Emerald Herald Suzucute.
>>3015357yeppers!
>>3015304It's amazing. Danchou gets his fans, I get to not let any TP go to waste, and the lil' rascal gets to play Roblox without his mom nagging him since I convinced her it's good for his English skills.
>>3015326festa's old design goes hard af
>>3015361>>3015364Which boss is this referring to? The only ds2 I'm used to is randomized, shrine of Amana is so ass...
>>3015370>Raising an ipad kidANON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3015189If its a midroll you straight up just need better setup with cards and parents. Especially if you play a speed bonus uma, you need to reach higher so other stats dont get chopped. Unfortunately that non mlbd light hello is a huge setback, also biwa is not a good card. Add to that front is a checklist style, where you need good parents to inherit as much shit as possible. If you have neicha wit, you can also switch to lates, but the longer the track the worse they get due to OYL mechanics and kris s is not a good stamcard.
Would you trust /v/ma with your child?
>>3015377No, they'd probably try to convince him DS2 is good
>>3015371>school uniformNot a fan desu. The trenchcoat and her torn clothes suit her better imo.
>>3015326Kind of a shame they changed it, honestly. It's not a huge downgrade like Marvelous or anything, but I think her design looks better with that little cloak thing
>>3015377I wouldn't trust you neighas with anything
>>3015372Sir Alonne
>>3015377There's too many """pedochads""" ITT to take any risk with you guys.
>>3015371fuark, we've been robbed>>3015372sir alonne from the old iron king DLC. he's an optional boss if i recall, since you get the crown after the fume knight
>>3015371That skirt is so fucking short, damn slutty Festa
>>3015383She is so unbelievably sexy its insane
>uncle anon what does bigger and sluttier mean?
>>3015377Absolutely not, especially knowing about der/v/ members
>>3015387
>>3015373I've 0 trust in modern society and its institutions not to turn him into one anyways. I'd rather let him think he's the one scamming me for extra screen time, while motivating him to learn an actual useful skill. My one regret is setting a bad example by playing gachashit, but one of these days I'll manage to get him hooked on the actual good stuff.
>>3015355NOOOOO I REFUSE ALL MY FRONT CARDS AND THE CARATS I SPENT AAAIIIIEEEEEE>>3015387All I want to say is that Nishino Flower wanted it and forced herself on me. Nothing I could do.
Oh Light Hello how kind of you to finally join us!
>>3015411I have literally never seen this happen, what did you do to her christ
>>3015329Still waiting on Daring Strike to proc
>>3015411Still more punctual than Riko.
>>3015417I've gotten worse.
>>3015417I must have given her the ick when I immediately tapped her as soon as she showed up. Long S Fast Learner run btw!
Shame no long S
>run going okay>speed cards all ditch on the last three turns>run gluedWhy is this allowed?
>>3015427The fact that you can only enjoy 65% friendship bonus for the last three turns fucking suck.Friendship songs should've been on the classic year.
>>3015427bro your priority songs?
>>3015354Some were better or worse. All the worse ones were gajillion variations of schoolgirl outfits. That still hurts with some of the umas.
>>3015430>here's year +0.8% chance of camping training bro
>>3015430AS IF THEY FUCKING WORK
Nobody has Ines Fujin, I'm bricked
>>3015132>TRAINANArima umas, I'M SO LATE AGAIN>PLAYANIsaac and should probably get to some things in my backlog now, I have so much cool shit like AC6 and AC(Ace combat)7 untouched FFS>WATCHANJOJO>LISTENANJojo musical references>READANNerd equation books>EATANHad some burgers with onions and baked potato>DRINKANWater>FAPPANIdk yet>FEELANGood since I finally made decent parents for the first time, plus I love SBR
>>3015446SHIT I FORGOT TO FINISH MY TICKETS
>>3015446FUCK YOU danchou
so what I'm gathering from this story event is that laurel is a bisexual stalker who wants to rape brian
which 'ma deserves headpats the most right now?
>>3015458Do not infantilize the umas.
>>3015464
>>3015458Pandora.
>>3015446>Nobody has Ines FujinPlease don't tell me that, I'm looking for Ines too
>>3015354nah, new Inari is far better
>>3015467You will wake up the der/v/ian sleeper agents.
>>3015464my trainee wins a race, she gets a pat. no exceptions.
Hello I would like to say that King Halo os very pretty that is all
>>3015470You're not welcome here, ritualtranny.
>not a single Jordan anywhere in sightThe Kita rerun really assassinate chance she could have had in the cradle.
Runaways don't need Top Runner right?
>Completed my Umadex, got all the carats and special skillsFeels good man
>>3015488Nope, not at all
>>3015492>two sleep deprived on junior yearHoly shit this feels so bad
>>3015026we are def not /vt/
>>3015464my trainee will always gets a pat after racing, winning or losing
>>3015398That's offensive. As a der/v/ member I'm only into fictional girls.
>>3015497We arent but technically golshi is a vtuber iirc
>>3015464you don't headpat your umas?
>>3015132>TRAINANBSei for arima>PLAYANOutside of uma, quite a bit of modded Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes and my danchou just made me get Terraria>WATCHANUhhh soulsborne streamers mostly>LISTENANJust random vidya OST>READANnothing>EATANBeef/Chicken Schwarma>DRINKANsome apple cider>FAPPANnot in the mood>FEELANmeh, i guess
How does the CM collage guy make one? Is it just MS paint?
>>3015485I'm not the ritualposter and you're not going to stop me from posting her when I feel like it's relevant to do so, faggot.
>>3015502She's an og one before it became the meta for regular twitch sluts.
>>3015507Prob, bruh its not hard
>>3015411>>3015417i've gotten Senior Autumn Tenno Sho before, wanted to see the run through just to see how late it could get
>>3015446laughs in>used ines fujin for CM19
>>3015513What would you use?
>>3015446>>3015471you can look for me, were in similar score range
Today was the last reset for the umamon event, right? I got stuck at S5 trying to complete it300 carats gone, I'm fucking bricked
>>3015517Photoshop
>>3015517I use Paint.NET when I need to edit/resize stuff quickly. If you don't care about the file size since you'll be uploading to catbox anyway you can just stretch the canvas to fit X by X amount of images in it and paste them all, doing pixel alignment with the arrow keys.
>>3015522we still have 1 more reset!
>>3015521YOUR ACCOUNT IS MINEi did this yesterday too
This is the highest I could reach and I don't want to do a run just to get a higher ranking.
>>3015533>all UEhow the fuck?
>>3015531you can change the team name, my account isnt actually named BENIS :DDDD
>>3015535They're all Unity umas with 1900 Wit I assume.
>>3015517just pirate photoshop cs6 like a normal person
>>3015132>TRAINANDon't play anymore.>PLAYANWarhammer 3>WATCHANSomeone playing that latest gears game. I like how the way to play and see if that game sucks or not.>LISTENANAll the music peeps rec'd>READANDriving test stuff>EATANSausages and rice.>DRINKANWater>FAPPANWarhammer porn>FEELANGood, forgot its Friday.
I'm going to wait for buffet to be nerfed fuck this
I'm assembling a team
>>3015549Ojisan getting his driver's license ish shooo inshpiriiiing!!!It's never too late to learn!!!
I've been aiming to keep at least a few rare/uncommon umamon on my team just in case it helps out anyone who hasn't completed the umadex yet. Feels like it's paying off since this Chiyo I scouted the other day is crazy strongTomorrow I'll try to find a rarer uma to replace Golshi with, and maybe go digging to see if there's a stronger Kawakami out there somewhere
>>3015458Daring Tact. She's been waiting for a trainer for years and is getting very lonely.
>>3015553I skipped the last season and don't have any nursefatherAm I bricked?
>>3015559not that anon, but I got my loicense at 25, 25 years ago
>>3015559That makes me wonder how many anons own cars.
Do you get anything for completing the dex?
>>3015573epeen
>>3015569>>3015568got my license at 18, but never driven a car after the test, it's been almost 6 years
>>3015569People don't own their own cars....?
>>3015569I don't own a car but I've played burnout 3 so I pretty much know how to drive
>>3015573Professor Oakchyon gives you a shiny Teio
>>30143885/16Still several hours before the start.Please consider training up a Fine Motion if you have the means.
>>3015577I drive my grandma's carNot because I can't afford one, but i'm a cheapass, she can't drive anymore, so she just leaves it at my house and tells me to use it if she doesn't needs it.
>>3015583I'm starting to think that not that many people actually have Fine
>>3015521Thank you bro, don't remove her, I'll look for you
>>3015549>Don't play anymore
>>3015577Its very common to just drive the family car for young anons. What, you think parents are going to get you a car these days?
Makween.. no..
>>3015586I have her, but I'm too busy with the CM.
>>3015583I would but I don't have Fine :( Sorry
>>3015569We don't do zat in Germany, you silly.
>>3015597You did this.
>>3015583Sadly roomas are a bit too complex for my little loop minion to pull off, but I'll be off work in an hour.
Sprint CM tests! Any Machans?106850361068503610685036
>>3015549>Don't play anymore.strongest zephyr trainer
>>3015597MY ENCROACHING SHADOW'S FORTY LENGTHS LONG LET ME TELL YOU ONCE AGAIN WHO'S FAT
>>3015569I own a car and I got my license 12 years ago on my second try, I failed the driving test on my first one because I was too nervous
>>3015549>driving test stufflol me too, i have to do my 12 driving lessons first though before im allowed to do the test
i almost failed my driver's license test bc i was driving 4 miles under the speed limit, 5 miles under the speed limit is auto fail
What driving advice would you give to an anon that has intrusive thoughts of swerving off lane
>driving discussionwhat board is this?
>>3015623I want to say /o/ but I've never been there so maybe /o/ drives as often as /v/ plays video games.
>>3015606nvm it's too late for me
>>3015620practice in easier areas and hope your helper (as in when youre driving not under a test) is a patient person. Oddly enough I have more experience driving a small tractor then a car.
>>3015597>good statlines>long S>not enough greens for groundwork>kitasan and maruzen doesn't finish chainsJust one of those runs..
How is she so FUARKING strong bros....
>>3015634holy fuck it got UG9 too
>>3015583Oh wait, I thought it was done already. Joining
>>3015634what deck
>>3015616>>3015619I failed twice and almost thought I was never going to get it but then I got an angel of an examiner who told me to be more careful next time (next time I'd be driving on my own license)
>>3015623>/o/ma - Initial /v/
>>3015644
>>3015569I own a car and it's fully paid off. It's not a nice car but she gets me from point A to point B.
>>3015634Those are some great stats, I wish my Mackie had them as well.
>>3015132>TRAINANMayano, I am trying my best to placate her and get my last frontrunner ready. After that I can spend the rest of the next week and a half running Palmer runs to get something better.>PLAYANAce Combat Zero finished, might start 8 soon.>WATCHANSomeone made video versions of chapters from Red Storm Rising. It's very good!>LISTENANKino type night.>READANAutistically going through the Internet Archive for Air Force magazines.>EATANHaven't yet.>DRINKANVodka and vodka and a hint of lemon.>FAPPANNyo.>FEELANPretty excited because I got a new lens and am messing around with it.
>>3015647Thatโs really impressive off of no stamina card. Im inheriting 17-18 stamina sparks and Im having a lot of trouble breaking into 900 even. I try to stam on summer or it just never really lines up
You wouldn't donwload an Uma.
Teio and her costumed whores
>>3015657I am using an uma cursor right now
I fear I won't make the Arima in time
>>3015638Umas would have become the actual rulers of mankind if not for the fact that>they are racing autists>the ningen are the umas fated to be tardwranglersthankfully umas don't have to compete with neko or kitsune races for ningen attention or the umas would have commited attorcides so they wouldn't have competition for ningen affections.
>>3015661Youve got over a week before day 1
>>3015664>thankfully umas don't have to compete with neko or kitsune races for ningen attention or the umas would have commited attorcides so they wouldn't have competition for ningen affections.The Umas ate them. That's why you get cats like Seiun or foxes like Inari
>>3015664Except that you forget that umas are a very small percentage of the population.
dang the before and after
>>3015697>Brian just wears the same Blaze outfitShe's hilarious
>>3014182Shit sorry I didn't see the message, don't worry, post it whenever you can, I'll just add you to the collage later, since I will probably miss a few of the ones that were already posted :P
>reddit hate Grand Liveso, then, 4chan must love it? Is everyone who hate GL a redditor?
damn my kaichou looks like THAT?
>>3015705Thanks for letting us know, r*dditanon.
>>3015697Always bet on student council summer>>3015699A small little observation from when I was doing a career in Aoharu with her card brought to my attention that her model is in her OG outfit instead of her Blaze one for some reason
Question, ladsYou know that speed mechanic at 601x or 901x stam?Does that count green skills?
>>3015715901 but mood effects it.idk about greens, heard conflicting info
>>3015715Raw stat + mood, not counting greens
Thinking on making a carrot cake
Me bake
>>3015595>Its very common to just drive the family car for young anonsif you're underage maybe. when you are out of school you should have your own car unless you live in NYC where nobody actually drives themselves
