>Sagittarius CupRace Conditions: 2500 m, Long, Turf, Nakayama, Right, Good, Winter, Cloudy. ROUND 2 NOW!>CM 3 ReenactmentOctober 15-16. Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Left, Good, Summer, Sunny, Great MoodRoom 1 URA only, Two banner SSR supports only (not including your borrow), support cards released after 10/14/2025 are not allowed, OR you can ignore all of this and enter an uma made before 10/15/2025. Cutoff point for support cards: https://files.catbox.moe/4av1do.pngRoom 2 No restrictions>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious Thread:>>3055801
I am in desperate need of blaze brian to save me
>>3057915So am I brother. I'm gonna lose myself scrambling for her parents.
>>3057915There is no saving you anon, blaze brian is a finals uma
Anyone doing sprint rooms?
>>3057915I won't be using her this CM but I wish you luck
Dirt roomas?
>>3057904You realize to hit that you need to get charming on the first turns, get lucky so you can get many cards on a single training and constantly chain wit and speed rainbows. I tried with better cards and it's a huge pain in the ass, you're probably getting something more consistent with pow/guts sparks over chasing the highroll on the RNGfest scenario
>>3057922Sure, I'll do one with my prototypes (they're not good)351701583517015835170158Bring it on fag
>>3057927>release the longslop uma after the longslopWHAT WERE THEY THINKING
>>3057928>Dirt roomas?
>>3057574Stop running the dirts if you're not a whale or otherwise running cards for hints, and remember that you get exponentially more points the more of a stat you have. This is with sprint for extra speed/power at the cost of stamina since I don't want stam sparks for obvious reasons and so getting the bit of extra scoring
3-2 on my first tryI can chill nowThat was peak sweaty
I have no reason to care about sprints, but its still an exciting time. What shoud I run?
>3/5>1/5>0/5>2/5Frauded my way to A finals again.
>>3057938Really? I found it easier than expected. R1 was harder
>>3057939You can run the same team you ran the last sprint and it'll be viable
>>3057942When are you people going to learn everyone has a different experience, fuck someone posted their 0% WR
I just don't think I'll find CM motivation again until Pandora is released on global
>>3057932>Even in sprints, FronthellDelightfully devilish my RIVALS. Maybe 2 more before I go back to grinding, not quite ready543184895431848954318489
>>3057947alright see you then
Im going to fraud my way into a plat, I feel it in my bones
>>3057947Why not play the most pandora-adjacent team? Like gyarus?
>>3057911HOMEHOMEHOMEHOME METEO (Tensai!)YADA YADA MOTTO HOMETE YO (Kawayo~)OOZORA O OOITSUKUSU SHOSAN INSEKI-GUN O (Fure fure fure fure!)
>Stop bringing stam debuffers because everyone I get matched with is 1K and multiple golds>Come second to this the next run
>>3057953Is Pandora even a gyaruma?
>>3057957no, she's just a whore
>>3057956Where do neighas like this come from? Like they have SOME level of competency but are still braindead
>>3057929This just looks like an insane low roll
>>3057957Yeah, she is based off of hime-gyaru apparantly, aka princess-gyaru
>>3057961AKA 9 out of 10 GL runs
>>3057959Based. I love sluts.
>>3057948DELETE OGURI CAP FROM THE GAME248304662483046624830466Last, my team is in a sorry pre-alpha stage
>>3057965Is yall neighas bloodline cursed or something? My average GL run is not catastrophic
>>3057960His whole team was 600/700 stam I’m not even sure how this managed to stay ahead of my Taishin even without debuffers other than this CM just wanting to fuck me. I got my A finals but I don’t think I’ll win as Taishin is the only ace I have that can actually win races and she’s neutered the second I find a Bourbon/Kita combo which seemed to be half my runs in round 2 now.
>>3057953I already run one, I don't have King Halo's alt, and the others are still 1+ years away. I would not consider the gyaru Umas adjacent. Besides I only have Jordan anyway.
What do i do if the uma i like the least wins ms victoria?
>>3057973don't watch lol
>>3057973That will be your new wife anon
>>3057973Just remove her from the team before the finals
>>3057965So just... make your own parents? So you can door as much as you want
>>3057973Skip the concert
>>3057973Replace 2 aces with double nigger nature
>>3057973Find gore images of that uma and jerk off to them. /uma/bro btw if anyone cared.
>>3057979You think I'm made of TP?
>>3057973Slander her in /v/ma
>>3057956I lost my finals to an uma like that once. I refused to go Neicha and brought 3 aces. Then I lost and the stam was dreadful. I won't make that mistake again. I barely qualified so if my runs go bad tomorrow I'll bring out the good ole Murmur
>>3057990They just match you with people that can tank the debuffs
>>3057991Do you have a single fact to back that up
>>3057993Yeah all my fucking matches this CM retard
>>3057973I haven't watched a single Ms Victoria since my wife won the first one
>>3057973Why are you running an uma you like the least in a CM?
>>3057997Try winning actual CMs and you'll watch more Sprint shitter
>>3058000Sprints are the only real races
>>3058000Taiki is no ones wife tho
>>3057973I've skipped every single Ms Victoria so far because I haven't won any CMs since it got added to the game.I'm only listening to the concert if one of my umas wins it.
>>3057998You HAVE to like one of the umas in your team the least
I haven't prepared parents for sprintCASINOOOOOO yet
>>3057973You STAND THERE AND SUPPORT YOUR SHIRAOKI-DAMNED TRAINEE LIKE THE FIRST RATE AND PROUD TRAINER YOU ARE, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHITWEASEL!
Pandora LOVE
>>3058011I DROPPED MY PIC
>>3057973I’m still not happy Tama rolled the win from my Palmer last CM I don’t think I’ll ever get her in a position to win again when I’m not pulling front cards. I tried this CM but more often than not just nuked by another runaway and even when she wasn’t the Bourbons are too strong.
>>3057942Normally I would say this as round 2 has been particularly easy but today I got hit with the most insane teams. Then I talk to people that went against auto umas the whole time and it’s like why the fuck didnt I get that? Some of you need to be prepared because if you had it particular easy you may be surprised what’s really out there. Shit had me feeling like the hidden MMR gaslight was real, this was /v/ma tier sweaty but honestly worse because debuff spam out the fucking ASS! Even my rivals never gave me that hard of a time. I was taken aback. I know my finals are gonna be a crapshoot now if I get hit by the quad debuffers it’s fucking joever.
>>3058030We used to hang people for shit like this
>>3058031For what? Posting ugly girls?
>>3058030Ikuno... Dictus...
>>3058039Nobody posted Suzuka, though?
Quiet night. Arima Kinen gotta neighas fatigued
>>3058045Too busy watching my Bills going full retard.
>>3058045All the crabs killed themselves
>people unironically watch all 3 minutes of "gameplay" in advertisementball
How badly will I suffer doing this?
>>3058053Skills this character has that will do something next CM:>Her ult>Left-Handed>Pace Chaser CornersHmm... ship it.
>got my first pass aces done 2 weeks ago>supposed to do get better ones but got lazy>crushed round 1>got 4 wins first try round 2>even my underdog favorite won a few times>didn't even have to debase myself to using debuffers or kamikaze runaways>sprint parents ready to go>first attempt at a sprint ace looks decent, might just use that if I get lazy again>all while I was playing dynasty warriors, star wars and dragon's dogmathis is the best cm ever
>>3058053A decent amount, but based on my experience mutating for dirt I'm sure you can pull throughHeroes are strongest in the face of adversity anyways, right?
>>3058053You can win with sprint A, so at minimum you need 2 inspo. Kinda hard but not to the point of suffering. Especially if you build your parents with lots of 3* sprint sparks
>>3058053You will hit all of the sparks but it will be the worst low roll of your life. You will then have THE run except it will be sprint B. Repeat ad nauseam.
>>3058020I had pretty much an even 50/50 split in getting shitters and autos while also getting demon fronts.
>>3058053You have plenty of time to suffer at the whims of distance spark RNG so all you need is willpower
/BOO/MA!
Still In Love's career was sickeningly wholesome wtf I expected a horror story
>>3058054400m is the exact timing on late race though...Her ult did nothing there.
Does anyone have any actual numbers on how well Restraint prevents rushes for the same amount of wit
Why is it so much enjoyable to build Sprint than Long?
>>3058072Make it Nishino and I’m in
>>3058073Don't you fucking die there?
>>3058073Big if trueFrom what little I've seen of her in passing (looking at fanart and such) she does seem kinda cute
rob roy update i rolled till pity for her but i still fucking hate her shes fucking stupid and so are her glasses im just hatemaxxing while doign runs fuck this donkey
>>3058081According to the race mechanics document it reduces the chance of being Rushed by a flat 3%So 900 Wit = 12% chance of Rushed, and 900 + Restraint = 9% chance
>>3058053The real problem is not fixing her aptitude, it's surviving the Kikuko and Tenno Sho Spring, though she at least only needs top 3 instead of 1st
>>3058073It felt more like a tragedy with a dash of mental illness to me
>>3058093You don't have to pretend so much bro, there is nothing wrong with liking nerds
the great flatline is coming
i keep training Kita and forgetting that she DOESN'T need Bourbon Wit. I'm an awful torena.
>>3058090You accept her mental illness and confess that you love each other and will keep her safe for the rest of forever.
>>3058093>Rolling to pity for an uma you """fucking hate""">She's not even meta or anything, either as an ace or a parent
>>3058105I DONT FUCKING LIKE HER THIS IS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF LIKING YOU MORON
>>3058090A matter of interpretation, I'd say.
>>3058115initiate rob roy hate sex with that anon.
>>3058111Cheaper TTL. Also concentration hint.
>>3058117Hey whatever you gotta tell yourself to keep appearances, Dober...
>>3058096hmm a flat value seems nicemeans it its relative worth gets even better the more rush chance you shave off with wit
>>3058100On a run right now, and surviving TSS seems fine. Getting the stats I want along with Sprint A/S is the bigger problem it seems
when does vacation start? is everyone taking it?
>>3058138You're going to end up with ~200 to ~250 wasted stats in stam if you've got 400 at the TSS. It's not a deal breaker, but it does mean you're forced to run stam sparks and everyone else who doesn't need to run those doesn't. Brian is sitting this one out for that exact reason, since she needs 1st at the TSS.
>>3058138Yeah, if you have 350-400 at that point you're usually fine with surviving Tenno Sho Spring. Getting stats only kinda sucks if you're using Power Ruby, but I assume you're running her as a pace so that's not a problem.
>>3058141Next week. I personally will since lates are shit on sprint so I don't have a goal to make. I can make my oshi pace but I rather wait for K.S Miracle schedule for it. She's essentially kinda weak on pace and need that gold skill to fight. I need to stave my burnout anyway after this chain of xogger and longslop.
>>3058091she's a sweet but tragic girl
>>3058148>Getting stats only kinda sucks if you're using Power Ruby, but I assume you're running her as a pace so that's not a problem.ahaha...I don't know if I can pass up Neck and Neck on Rob Roy
>>3058156Well, if you are gonna use a power card, then Speed sparks help a lot. Especially since you're running someone without speed growths. You can get away with very few, if any stamina sparks for hitting Tenno Sho Spring and power isn't likely to be that big a deal.
>>3058156I feel like the difference between the white and gold isn't worth 150 speed, 200 power, and 100 wit, but it is a sprint where speed really isn't as important. The power you're giving up is what really hurts since fully charged means that you actually get a decent bit of accel from 1200ish power plus a great mood
>>3058156Is it really worth using non-speed/wit cards just to get a gold? Half of the time you probably wouldn't even get it, doesn't sound like its a good trade
>first ticket >5-0I am frontrunner FILTH
just to confirm i should be prioritizing turf sparks over sprint sparks, right?
>>3058169It's worth like 4L whereas S sprint only gives you less than a half.
>>3058177Objectively no, but you really shouldn't bother making Sprint sparks anyway. Just reuse your Turf GPs and be done with it.
I got my 3 prelim sprint aces out.Building sprint is so fun.I am ready for the CASINO.
>>3058177Just get both
>>3058177Unironically style sparks are good for sprint cause like 70% of the track is a fucking downhill.
Maybe swapping out Scarlet for Baku SPD is the play? Sprint hints and a gold accel on a speed card looks pretty damn good, and I could probably just get Head-On from Tachyon/sparks. I just have to tap stamina from time to time to make sure I survive races
>>3058188Turbo Sprint is phaserandom like OYL/N&N used to be, so it's much more of a dogshit gamble skill
who the fuck am I supposed to use as a parent for Cheer HaloIntuition says Oguri Cap and Special Week but I also need to mutate her somehow for End and Spe is in very short supplyThis is some bullshit
>>3058195The answer is always Brian if it's on a track where the final corner is during midrace
pouring boiling milk on rob roy cause im bored and i hate her
>>3058202ill kill yougood oc
>>3058200That sounds reasonable, guess that means I'm borrowlocked to Brian as well.
>>3058202idk looks like she's laughing to me
>>3058202Based. Can you also do this to Teio?
>>3058195Ayabe?
why does it feel like no one is taking sprint seriously
>>3058195It's not zero but eh, you can always mitigate with nishino in case of backliner heavy room. Your unique won't function if you touch 5th for a bit so might as well prepare for sprint fuckery.
>>3058214All the umas involved in sprints are retarded. And how is your night, Anon T. Anon?
>>3058214Nobody takes MY HERO seriously so why would I take his distance seriously?
>>3058216Well that's also partly why I'm running two paces and no other backlinerhere's to hoping I can even make a functional ace with what I've got.
>>3058113In a field of spider lily, the flower that means DEATH and FINAL GOODBYES in Japanese culture.
>>3058214I will take it seriously. Any CM I can run my girls, I take seriously. I will NOT take the dirt mile seriously though as I will run two umas that literally have no ult on that track.
>>3058214>why does it feel like no one is taking the circus seriouslydunno man
how big of an affinity loss is going from a crown grandparent to a tiara parent?
>>3058229People train hard for the circus
>>3058229but I am pagliacci
>>3058230If the only races that are different are the three classic ones, it's like -9 potential affinity or something. But you probably have 2 crown grandparents so that'd be -18, then she probably had to run Hanshin instead of the Asahi Hai, so that's another -6, and she probably can't run Longs so that's no Arima Kinen or Tenno Sho Spring but you could gamble on those with auto training if you want
>>3058233with horses no less.
>>3058221Eh, sprint target is relatively easy compared to longslop. It actually benefit from mixed sparks too instead of *15 stam minimum.
>>3058239do the overlap races only matter for one side of the lineage or do you get more affinity if the other side also have the same races under their belt?
How important is Cheer Halo / Nishino uniques for end closers? If I can hit spurt + lightning surge, is that good enough?
>>3058246It's accelslop so no.
>>3058246>If I can hit spurt + lightning surge, is that good enough?The other ends will hit spurt + lightning surge on top of Cheer Halo's unique. Nishino Flower should be skippable at least if you can only pick one borrow.
>>3058246>Cheer HaloMandatory, it's effectively a 2nd straightaway spurt.>NishinoNice to have but not necessary.
>>3058246Nishino is basically insurance if you get pushed too far up, if that makes sense.
Nishino for an easy sprint parent because there's no other options to roll sprint primary for Kingu that even remotely makes sense
>>3058243That's kind of my problem. I'm running a deck that's quite short of ideal, so I do need my blue sparks to do a bit of heavy lifting to make up the difference.Example of my deck: I'm wanting to pivot off Inari to Halo, I had Kitasan, Sweep, and Halo. The question would have been "Do I borrow Wit CB or Wit Sweep?" And if I bring wit sweep, I can't bring speed sweep.But King Halo is in this deck. So now the question becomes "The hell am I supposed to borrow? Is there a speed card that does the trick for specifically End Closers like Tachyon for Paces? Or do I continue the End Closer Wit card dilemma and use 1LB SR Curren-chan as my other speed card?It's like having to choose between only one of your two testicles.Do you got any ideas?
Dang. Gotta rework my parents will try make some back up parents with Halo as GPs. 5 borrows is a nightmare
what's the deal with the festa card and what does it have to do with sprint?
>>3058268gives a gold velocity skill (+0.45)>what does it have to do with sprint?easier stat requirements mean you have the option of bringing a brick card, also her gold velocity skill drains stamina
>>3058268It gives Nothing Ventured (sometimes), which is a big target speed boost in the second half of the race. But it can also just kill you so you don't really take it, like how you had to be a bit overstammed to take Racing Spirit Stamina this CM. But since this is a Sprint and it's almost impossible to run out of Stamina it's a real option, just like Turbo's 1000% Output which isn't randomly in the second half of the race and can thus get eaten in the accel zone or go off at the very end, but is locked to Fronts. Or any of the other drain skills.
>need to borrow Festa>need to borrow Ruby>need to borrow wit Air Groovei'm actually getting priced out of this CM I have none of these cards
>>3058276you borrow Ruby and you live with it
Can I bring a Quarterhorse Uma to the Sprint?
>>3058274>>3058275is it a good substitute for neck-and-neck or any of the other sprint golds? I can't really wrap my head around not using a 3spd2wit deck
You are not Duramente
>>3058285Close enough it's Whoreamente
>>3058284Personally I rate her slightly less important compared to the usual N&N/sprint cards. More of a luxury choice if you're a whale (or planning to highroll).
>>3058263You're overthinking it and thinking you've to grab every skills on the earth. Your opponent in CM(not the sweaty room) just as fucked as you're more than often. Run Kita, sweep,and halo. Borrow CB and find the whites from sweep wit as a parent, or just don't. It's very restrictive and contradict C.B card anyway.
Gimlet, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>3058284If you're running Pace then you use your own Brick Motion and get Speed Star, which lets you borrow Cowwa or whatever.
>>3058285congrats you got a cute girl instead of a literal whoma
>>3058294She's so cooooool!
>>3058261Isn't vega good here?>carryover unique>(3) aptitudes>crown uma>good events+innatesno?
>>3058294>Uses normal Japanese while talking to Vodka >Doesn't bother doing the same for her roommate who clearly can't understand her Gimlet...
>>3058299I think we have a total of three, maybe four, neighas who have Ayabe right now
today was a good day.made a finals.finally got around to playing aston machan's career.i wont forget her
Isn't there supposed to be a Zephyr card that's good for sprint? Does this mean you can't make aces until that drops?
>>3058294Is she chuunimaxxing or schizomaxxing? Or is she doing both at the same time?
>>3058307>chuunimaxxingthis one
>>3058294It's the crossroads of destiny, how could you be so blind to the obvious?
>>3058214>mickeyslop
>>3058306It's a Guts card and the skill is Pace only so if you're running backliners you can get to the Ruby mines now, and we're not sure how good the skill is in practice compared to other stuff like Neck and Neck, probably decent carryover potential (plus the white is trash so you can't cope with that)Good TE though
>>3058306There is (banner starts in a couple days), but it's not the only viable option for paces.
>>3058293Add that if you're feeling cute and your umas have speed bonus. You can subtitute king halo for guts seeking the pearl. Her event is good with she giving you uma stan instead of 25 energy drain for nothing on king halo. She gives +SP bonus to compensate being tachyonlet.
>>3058312Why are there so many goddamn guts cards you have to use for this CM? Is gutsmaxxing viable?
>>3058315Stats doesn't matter on sprintcasino. Just muscles and skills.
>>3058315Maybe there's a universe where gutsmaxxing lets you hit 1600 speed in this scenario but I'm not sure we're living in it
You should jerk off and maybe you'll stop being such a pissy bitch
>>3058316Is it Ryankino?
>>3058307Yes
>>3058315It's just part of the forced suffering of short distances. This was happening for ages.>Guts Grass/Power Oguri way back when you wanted to gamble on Furious Feat for backliners>Bamboo Niggery Guts (agemasen lol)>Bakushin Guts (another fucking agemasen)>Power Ruby (at least it's not an agemasen>Power Daiwa for some people>Now Guts Zephyr>Guts K.S. Miracle soon
>>3058320Ryan unique doesn't function so she's no skill...
>>3058320If you're asking if pump iron will work, not at all. It's spurtslop. Cheer Halo is the accel to inherit for lates/backliners. Corner accels not gonna work this time
>>3054304>>3054324 Finally got around to watching this and man...I feel like I need to take CMs less seriously. Too many neigha moments, I'm shook
>>3058284>I can't really wrap my head around not using a 3spd2wit deckI'm training 0% speed and can get at least 1500 speed with 2spd/3wit and speed sparks
hatred dispenser
>>3058344So soulless it loops around to being soul again
>>3058344Oguri cap is ... a hero?!
Sutiru In Rabu
>>3058350>villain from a previous game returns to defeat the new villain (frontfags)SOVL
>>3058352Enough makeup to physically change the shape of her face
>>3058314I like that idea since Cheer Halo does have guts growth too. May as well give it a try.
>>3058353>the new villain...but enough about Inari One
man fuck looping in sprint skills, I'm just gonna get them the gl shop
>>3058326>Corner accels not gonna work this timeWatch me fraud a plat again by proccing a perfect Corner Connoisseur
>>3058361That's the spirit!Just focus on looping whatever must-have generic skills for your style, the sprint specific stuff you can grab through some other means
bruh
Anyone up for some sprint rooms?
>>3058357Inari One is not a villain she is an honest oshi who got thrown a bone for this CM.
>>3058368DANCHOUWUV YOU HIM
>>3058370I tried making a preliminary ace last night and 3 event chains did not even attempt to finish, so nopers. Hit Sprint S about three times though
>>3058368Help a brother
So.. uhh.. did you advance to group A finals
>>3058381
115 cheeky pulls on the Duramente banner>Calstone Light O >OG Curren>Steampunk Tickezo>OG Falco>Steampunk TaishinWhere are the newmas
>>3054304I really just have to interject here because this is a very funny post to see for the situation.Here is my CM20 ace. Wave, say hi, it's Inari One. Everyone's favorite titty goblin.Today, this Inari One DIED on the track. Or put differently, she WAS KILLED. She fucking died 20 meters away from the goal, and she sank back to 5th place.There were three debuffers in the lobby and I think they were all murmurs. I never thought it would be even close to possible for her to die but the stars must have somehow aligned.
>>3058384Gone
Please join the 2 re-enactments!>Swan Stakes GII (13/18)711442857114428571144285>MC Nambu Hai JpnI (8/16)516572345165723451657234
>>3058382I did, but by god did those fuckers make me fight for it.
Nobody runs the fucking Zen Nippon it takes place the same time as the fucking Hopeful Stakes run it your damn self if you the sashes FUCK
>>3058383Run some dirt races and help a brother
>>3058378
>>3058392Kek
It is always funny when you see a full runaway team and then your lone FR gets a slipstream from their runaway and is better than both their front runners.
>>3058392 (me)meanwhile the top person in my clubhow the fuck
>>3058385So i'm not the only one who got hit by the stamina nukes today. The fact that it can kill an end closer with 1K stam is nuts. It was actually relentless, sometimes double dominator on one side and double murmur on the other, sometimes quad murmur. CyGames please...
>>3058382Barely.
>Reading a fanfic>Read the expression "Not looking good"I swear to christ, if its one of you faggots I will crucify you all.
>>3058399Not looking good!
>>3058389I'll finally be able to run it when I do Urara runs for the dirt mile. My team is gonna suck so bad.
>>3058399
>>3058053This is straight up based. Do it
>>30583971K stamina, a gold recovery, AND a double circle in trackYeah I've got RSS too but that's literally just two white debuffs worth of fatigueI must have gotten rushed or something before the final corner that I missed when I skipped ahead.
>>3058399Cannot stop laughing at the stupid ass thought
>>3058399the neigha moments the last 4 days have been too good keep it up /v/ma
>>3058408DER/V/ COULD BE HERE
>>3058399>Reading a fanficwhy
>first 3 raceseasiest group A qualification of my entire life
>>3058411
>>3058413Now let's see the team
>>3058382Yes because I stopped getting matched up against RunawaysWhich means my finals lobby will have 5+ Fronts
I think I've finally got the hang on Grand Live.but i have the feeling it's ending soon. i can't remember how long its been...
>>3058409This thread has been fucking hysterical the past few days.
>>3058412You don't like uma fanfic? Its how you get your daily fix.
>>3058418>but i have the feeling it's ending soon.thank FUCK 1600 speed was a mistake big TE songs taking effect only after senior summer is a mistakeevent chain songs were a mistake
>>3058416oh i don't fucking care, my club finally allowed me to play my oshi again
>>3058420>Not looking good>on an uma fanficThere's no way this is a coincidence.
>>3058422>1600 speed was a mistakegood luck with 1900 bro
>>3058425Next scenario is 1500 so yeah, GL's 1600 is a mistake. By the time we get to 1900 I trust them to have released better cards and have fixed the game.haha who the fuck am I kidding, FUCK JAPS
>>3058427it is? thank fuck. i was just bullshitting to scare the other anoni can hit 1500 pretty easy
>>3058422This whole Grand Live was a mistake!
>>3058418It's just 2 more CMs, but there is the potential for them to do another "new scenario + cards drop in time for you to do 5 borrows for finals" on the second one, and Ramonu does work since it's a Mile
>>3058423That's what I thought
>4-1
>>3058430
>>3058427I wonder if the 1600 speed cap was a kneejerk reaction to GL aces originally being shittier than MANT aces in Japan.>MANT is still better?>then fuck you, here's 1600 speed, now you can't ignore GL!
>>3058437I mean, it kind of was. We never got GL 1.0 like we never got MANT 1.0, we got buffed GL
>>3058436This body is criminal
>>3058440yeah, criminally FAT
>>3058412>he doesn't engage in reading uma smutYou're missing out dude
I wanna win with you...If only for one race~To be the one who's in your arms, who holds you tight...I wanna win with (You)...There's nothing more to say~There's nothing else I want more than to feel this way...I wanna win with you...
>>3058446Actually laughed
>>3058446How can you even get off to this crap
>>3058446Would helios say this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkiNfg7_2ycPrez and frens play shin megami tensei
>>305844610/10
>>3058450'fraid so
>>3058439I thought we got nerfed grand live but with buffed overstatsoriginally overcaps were one quarter effectiveness and people did grand live and were like "There's no point in doing this scenario we're gonna keep playing MANT (based)"But one thing it did have was support event frequency up actually worked and that made those songs giga busted for like a week or some shitso they made overcaps twice as good so you can't ignore them and you HAVE to play grand live and MANT died because who the fuck are you beating with 1200 speedAnd then for us we got overcaps way ahead of schedule when they gave us NUnity and NURA.at least, that's how I thought it was
>>3058353Plot twist it’s a mutated front XOgger
>>3058446Holy cringe, I need a palette cleanser
>>3058450
>>3058446Do i draw this? It could be funny
>>3058450She would not only say this, there are high chances that she would say something even more stupid.
>>3058214I take EVERY cm seriously, but sprint is sack city
Hope that thread lasts.
>>3058214It's a psyop to lull you in a false sense of security. Just wait 3 days and we'll have gigafuckyou sprint rooms with the average rank of UF2.I don't join rooms but based on the posts I feel like that's how it always goes
>>3058440You know what's criminal? All the time she's robbed from me! I've got a job and she's not even paying me for this shit! It's not a fucking charity, pay me some god damn coins. Seriously, I'd rather fuck Smart Falcon than deal with this bitch, and yes, I said that.
>>3058093Did u draw this, cuz why did she get a breast reduction
>>3058435>4-1>1-4
>>3058446What's the fic about, that shit is hilarious
>>3058420I don't even read official fic
Any decent borrow target for pacers for the sprint CM? Should i switch out C.B. for the speed SSR Sweepy/El and borrow a more relevant wit card or is there a good Speed SSR to borrow?
>>3058467Threesome with helios and palmer after Halloween
>>3058469Either the new guts card that's coming in few days, or Nakayama Festa
3-4-4-3Not a good round 2
>>3058469You got a couple of pathways>Wit Nakayama Festa>Guts Zephyr>Daiwa PowerWhich way, white man?
>>3058474What about KS guts
>need to hit sprint 2 atleast timesFuuuuuck
we love the kitawink
>>3058474>Wit Nakayama FestaI have LB1 is it good enough?
>>3058472I couldn't even get a single 4-1 today despite going 18-2 yesterday. I'd say 14-6 is pretty good with the shit I saw today.
>>3058476Doesn't drop until Round 2 of the CM, if that
>>3058476my schedule predicts it to come on finals registration day of CM21, so not an option
>>3058478She looks so unintelligent, I love her
>>3058474>Wit Nakayama Festawtf do I just gamble if she's on the training?
>>3058477We at Der/v/ offer comprehensive mental health services. We just need your social security information......it is merely to comply with the queen of /v/ma's state regulation of course
>>3058485It activates automatically and applies to all trainings. You will know if it activates cuz all trainings will be 0% failure rate regardless of energy
>>3058485it will actually say 0% fail when the 20% hits, you don't need to gamble
>>3058489>applies to all trainingsholy SHIT
>go on /v/>remembered that a previous thread someone was talking about threads being spammed with some female version of malfoy for a month straight>they're hiding in a lego harry potter threadWell it does seem like they're being targeted, but can someone explain to me what the FUCK this is about? Is this literally just from fanart? Is this a real character from a game or what?
>>3058469If you've got speed growths, or even if you don't and like to gamble on it, I would definitely borrow a guts card. Yamanin Zephyr guts is like Daring Strike for paces. Bakushin has gold Light as a Feather which is .2 velocity stronger and in a great spot too for this track.Bakushin is an agemasen and could screw you if you have relatively low guts by the time its chain finishes. She has worse SP gain but significantly better training, and she also has exclusively great hints for this track versus yamanin zephyr having almost exclusively nothing.Your move. I'm going Bakushin.
>>3058489>>3058492>applies to all trainingsno... it doesn't? it's only the one she's on?
>>3058493It's some random fanart that was made "recently" that blew up on twitter and became a thing
>>3058469>>3058494Oh right, here's a comparison between them.Bakushin has literally no specialty priority of her own, however she is designed to be a roamer. She gets 20 teff on everything other than guts and her guts trainings are FAT.
>>3058493It's just fanart as far as I know but my tinfoil hat says it's astroturfing for the TV series.
>>3058493It's basically just a Harry Potter version of the Bowsette trend from nearly a decade ago.
The jellies would be at least usable if you could pop fifty of them at once and do TT races in bulk instead of one at a time.
>>3058503Yeah this reminds me a shit ton of how Bowsette threads took over /v/ for like a month. I don't really get it. I'm glad I don't use twitter and I dont have to see this crap, bowsette was stupid too. I'm not saying the thread should be deleted but if video games get deleted before that..that's depressing
how did this kita make it to round 2, the other 2 on the team were a murmur debuffer and a dom debuffer
You baked too early, I miss waking up to no images and few posts to backread
>>3058503>Bowsette trend from nearly a decade ago.That... wasnt... a decade ago..
>>3058509Are you SURE about that?
>>3058461What thread?
>>3058509
>>3058466>4-1>1-4>4-1
>>3058493Someone talked about it 2 threads ago too. It's basically neighas discovering genderbent AUs
>>3058497Oh maybe im gaslighting, im just saying what I remember when I used it
>>3058521yep, i know this card quite well bc i took it hostage with me during CM16+17 since my SMaru pulls were bricked (0 SMaru in 200, had to wait until the selector at the end of CM17)
>frontsloppers
>>3058524HERO KENZAN
>>3058524>looks at fronts like they're trashDamn, maybe I should have gotten her.
>>3058524THAT'S MY HERO!
>>3058524>debuffslopper
>>3058520>Neighas just now learning about Rule 63I'm surrounded by zumas
>>3058524There goes my hero!
>>3058536I wonder what 61+ rules I don't know about are
>>3058532I'll do anything to see my girl win. But in that race they weren't even relevant.
>>3058539Rule #1. You do not talk about Teio.Rule #2. You do NOT talk about Teio.
>>3058469Looking at the top Currens and Nishinos, they said fuck tech cards and went with 3 strong speed cards and 2 strong wit cards. 1300 power is a pretty decent accel and it hits perfectly with how power conservation works.
>>3058539Don't talk about /b/
3 SECONDS OF DOWNHILL WHAT THE FUCK KITA
>>3058540I'm just giving you shit. It's basically a pace chaser's only chance to win
>>3058532If you ask me, debuffers are acceptable in two cases1.Group A, it sucks, I know, but come on its where sweatiest tryhards are supposed to go, so I don't mind it there2.Making sure your oshi wins, especially if she is mediocre or kinda bad
>All the backliners want to be the only backliners>All the pace chasers hoping to use El as an inherit want to be the only frontlinerwell now where do you put your thirdDammit the more I think about this CM the less clear my character choices becomeMaybe Halo Oguri and Bakushin? If she gets blocked out of ECP she does at least still have turbo sprint which might do something
>>3058545festa paid off the refs
>>3058382Yes. I’m confident that if I get a finals with no Bourbons I will win, if there are Bourbons it’s probably a third place.
>>3058518>4-1>1-4>4-1>4-1
>>3058548Paces want to chain nishino into el. Nishino is the important part.
Why won't Director Akikawa do anything about trainees marking their trainers?
>>3057973
>>3058539Honestly the list is worth a read, 2006 era 4chan.Some notable rules that still apply to /v/ma that shows nothing truly changesOn trolling:>14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win>19. The more you hate it the stronger it getsOn off topic posts>25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post>26. Any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelatedThere were some other rules added about a year later or so, the most notable ones:>Rule 50: A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it. >Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.
>>3058546Round 2 has been complete ass so far. There's zero pacers now and 3 of my skills are essentially dead weight because she's running by herself the whole mid game now.
>>3058559>15. The harder you try the harder you will fail.Never has a statement about CM has been more true
>>3058555I guess that makes sense, but it still means if you're running main El you really want to not be contending with anyone else. It's the same brand of feast or famine that Daiwa has.Inari would be a really obvious choice if she didn't say "hold this 400 stamina stat check you stupid bitch", since she has encroaching shadow and doesn't have to rely on twiddling her thumbs in the back for the whole race to be able to move. So I'm stuck thinking about what I can do about that if I do want to take that route.
>>3058560You're doing better than me.
>>3058494>>3058500Did a Bakushin test run: Guts might be a gaslight unless you are willing to fish for highrolls desu. I barely pressed the guts button and i struggled to hit max speed. Not recommended if you want to take it easy.
>>3058559>>3058563And yeah what may be common knowledge to most here isn't obvious to a lot of zumas.>Rule 34 - There is porn of it, no exceptionsAll you zumas probably know what rule 34 is but it was one of the original rules of 4chan's /b/
>>3058567Well, she doesn't have 0 specialty priority for nothing. Did it feel like she was just on vacation all the time or was she regularly visiting other cards?
>>3058571>Did it feel like she was just on vacation all the timeI didn't really notice anything special. It kind of felt like training a backliner with Ruby desu. The TEF is good but i would rather have another speed card. I feel like my stats would have turned out higher because you max out speed faster and can train more wit/power/guts at your leisure.Also the free groundwork was wasted because i got it from parents anyway.
>>3058564Pace promotion are decided from the start and none of the skills can't change that. Regardless, Even El herself would be fine with that chain since her unique is hybrid accel/velo. It's even better when she got promoted because it denies the other and only depend on nishino.
>>305855261.7% WRLosses today:>VBourb x 3>Nakayama Festa (this was >>3058545 race)>Kitasan>Tokai Teio>Anime McQueen
>>3058577Makes sense I suppose. Locking my borrow to Nishino was always part of the plan anyway, at least for the frontliners.I haven't had enough beer to commit to a decision fully, what do (You) think is the way to go with a set of characters like that? To try in gaslight me in one direction or the other. Not enough sloptubers have analyzed the CM yet for me to steal my opinion from them.
if my paces want nishino into el, is it a good idea to also bring a front so they don't pace promote and miss nishino?
>>3058563It pains me so much when I bust my ass and job to the stupidest shit, but half of my CM wins are from when I barely tried and phoned it in, hardly caring at all. I just want to fucking win again, but if I don't try and lose then it's still a bitter feeling like "what if"
>>3058583Yes
>>3058580The usual direction would be 2 frontliner and 1 end. Late are just badEnd and front would expend too much effort outside of machan and unironically she's better as pace instead.>>3058583You bring 2 to hedge just like people bring 2 fronts this CM.
you guys said speed doesn't matter as much for sprint, right?
>>3058587Rooms?
>>3058587You really need to take statements like that with a huge grain of salt but you could say speed is less important due to the fact you have less time running at max speed compared to say, a long. But most of your edge is gonna come from skills. Since you have Sprint S I think that speed number is fine
>>3058583If you bring a front, you guarantee that your opponents paces also can hit Blossom while your front has negligible chance to win, while if you bring an extra pace instead, there's now the chance for the extra uma to potentially win instead. If you're hard oshi gaming and only care about one person singing the song after, a sacrifical front is probably the play for consistency but otherwise I'd just bring a second pace and trust one of them will get Blossom as well as promote not being an inherent death sentence
>>3058586>>3058591ah the plan for me was to bring 2 pace 1 front but not sure if 3 pace would be better
>>3058387>Swan Stakes GII (14/18)Last call!>MC Nambu Hai JpnI (8/16)2 hours left!
>>3058592As someone who tried to force 3 pace on the mile CM with similar win conditions, 2 pace 1 backliner felt much better and was more stable since you're not putting everything into one basket
>>3058592I personally never really fancy overcrowding the strategy by myself. You probably can bring runaway I guess to stretch the pack so the backliner will need more distance to caught up, idk how runaway interacts with this short distance though.
Do you think /v/ma will have more fun with the sprint than they did Arima Kinen?
>>3058595>2 pace 1 backliner>backlinerI only own CB + festa wits as my only backliner cards but i'll be behind the other backliners since i don't think I'll have enough other backliner cards>>3058598i'm kinda tempted to toy with Kita's E sprint aptitude
>>3058595>2 pace 1 backliner felt much betterNTA but this always felt like a real strong comp for this type of pace-favored CM
>>3058599Nah, the casino frustration will surpassed the last Nunitykino.
>>3058603Again, but in english this time doc
>>3058601Owning CB is enough, you can run whatever end you want and either torture yourself with borrowing Ruby or borrow Sweep Wit for a slightly less good but much less pain in the dick card
>>3058446>>3058470That was an incredible read, thank you, I gotta look more into umafanfics, I had no idea there were such quality works
>>3058599Yeppers. Some toreinahs were just priced out of the Arima CM because they couldn't reach decent stats+stam requirements which is not going to happen this time. I feel like even noobs can luck into a Plat this time.
how do you even build a front runnerI have never even attempted making a front runner ace but that might be the play for me here
>>3058605yea, for backliner, which would be best? if i were to run one, not really feeling it since i'll have to start a backliner loopa from scratch since most of my lineages are front/pace focused
>>3058610If you have no idea what you're doing it is absolutely not the play lol
>>3058609On the topic of stamina requirements, how much stamina is actually needed for Chukyo 1200m?It being on a downhill for most of the race seems to make gamble abilities quite safe, but still is there a recommended threshold to be safe?
>>3058618Whatever you needed to finish the training. The actual number are 250 and you only get that by mcquEen way of training.
I finally found all the stamlets kek, shout out to this 750 stam Opera that died at the last moment for my Taishin to catch that would’ve cucked me out of the 5/5. I need to remember to record this one when I get home.https://files.catbox.moe/wceby2.png
>>3058618>how much stamina is actually needed for Chukyo 1200m?answer: lol what's stamina?The downhill is 750 meters so you basically can get away with no stam at all. The rec is 250 unless you are a front but you can survive even with 150. Just make sure you have wit and you'll be alright.
>>3058621Yeah I'm trying to stress test with as many velocity skills and accels in the umalator (like 5K SP worth at least) and even with stamina drain abilities, 400 stamina is more than enough with plenty leftover. So you can probably go pretty low I imagine and still be safe, that's relieving.
>>3058610You can take it easy and block lucky pace with a front debuffer instead. It may look like a meme but hakuraku says it's pretty good.
I didn’t get a single speed rainbow after senior summer and the store simply refused to sell sprint hints or give anything useful for End hints. Fun.
>>3058625Thanks neigha
>>3058631falco would never do this
>>3058612King requires the least mutation, just fixing her End but she can't be her own parent which is a pain, and her unique is trash. Taishin is the strongest option by far, but does start a run at Sprint B. Sweepy would be the other choice since she just needs Sprint sparks, but Digi also can work.
>>3058631>Adored by all>is actually hated by everyone
Why are you fags so fast...
>>3058640I love Curren though
>>3058631Since I have Summer Maru and it kind of solves my conundrum, I think it's best if I make an attempt to see how I like it.
>>3058642We've had much faster threads, but to answer your question we're smack dab in the middle of a CM and people are strategizing what to do for the sprint which usually plays by different rules than regular CMs
>>3058644Good one
>run pace pasa ace>bring bourbon speed for concentration to cancel late starts>festa wit for 0.45 velocity>run front curren for adored by all to ensure pasa stays in front>run rabbit suzuka to delete pdm and stretch the pack so ends can't catch up>get gw + uma stan from sparks Is this the winning equation?
>>3058622Oh I also found this Shichi, who had 950 stam a gold AND a white recov but I can only assume whiffed both and got nuked into oblivion.
>>3058649Why would I lie?
>>3058647I meant how are you fags so fast at making parents and Aces
>No hall monitor>No DUDE WIND>No fishlips>No first-rate cheerleader>No blank uma>No camping burgerBe honest, it's over for me isn't it?
>>3058651>run rabbit suzuka to delete pdm and stretch the pack so ends can't catch upDoes this even work? Last sprint runaways barely built their lead before everything else swamped them.
>>3058660Post your stable, and how willing you are to make mutants
>>3058660You just need the sexy loli and you're all good.
>>3058659I'm still working on parents, however:1. Knowing when to stop looping/parenting2. Knowing when to stop optimizing your aces for the current CMThey didn't breed as long, they didn't make aces as long. Maybe they played to a strategy they already knew, maybe they got lucky with a good parent/ace early on and decided that was good enough. Maybe they didn't try very hard in the previous CM so they got a headstart on the next one (this was me this time). There are some neighas still in the longslop mines, and I've been there. You do you, but sprint is considered pretty low effort/whatever so people might just be doing test runs, not necessarily perfect builds. The parents are also way less lenient since you don't need 18 stamina sparks or whatever and a lot of the skills come from cards. You don't have to train stamina, of course they're fast
CM21150250231502502315025023Test room
>>3058660der/v/ showed us the way. Sprint Pasa and Flower are literally the perfect aces on this track.>pasa wins when she's 1-2nd>flower wins when she's 3-4th
>>3058661She only needs to deny PDM mid-race. After that my Pasa can overtake her
Hashire! Umamusume is progressing slowly. I haven't gotten to horse downloading yet, but I'm almost there. That'll be done someday soon. Going to switch gears for a few days.https://litter.catbox.moe/zflnrvqnwbhsdpp4.pngTesting this is only going to get so much worse...
>Trust me bro there will be no debuffs in mikeKINO >There were debuffs>Nah trust me bro ArimaKINO will be different no debuffs I swear>There are debuffs>No one will debuff sprintcasino you’ll see!>People are already making debuffs
>>3058665Forgot to mention>NO BEEshino>>3058663I already kind of have a plan but>mutantsI've done this for each sprint and wound up regretting it. It's painful, so I'm going to avoid doing that. I'll stick with Janny and Curren, that's really best I can do. Third I wanted to run Dober but both her alt and her main are fucking dead here so that's out the window. Princess will probably be my backliner.
>>3058651The correct deck is tachyon kita speed, bourbon finemo wit, light hello, borrow guts bakushin, capitalize on pasa's growths. Check the top fellas on haku, they've got the right idea.Festa gold sucks here, too much of second half of the race is spent accelerating, and especially won't help with taking 2nd to hit pasa unique since it requires a proc specifically between 50% and 66%
>>3058659I don't know how these guys are so fast either, I usually take a week to make parents and they still all suck and I have to use shit like this that is complete ass garbage.
>>3058671oh wow, as the keibaposter i can help with any of this if you would like, especially on the testing side
>>3058670My point is you won’t be building the lead over ends you think you are.
>>3058668El definitely seems like a strong option, no Flower though. I just don't feel like mutating even a Sprint F uma this time, I'll figure something else out. I do have Buono too but it feels like nobody uses her anymore, she's strangely not talked about as much these days.
>>3058672And worst of all it's fucking WHORREN
>>3058387Swan stakes re-enactment starting! MC Nambu Hai still has 1-2 hours left, will probably post the runs for that when I wake up (it expires beforehand)
>>30586676/9
>>3058677There's not much you can help me with, other than suggest proposals on how the website will work. What I'm working on right now is JUST the scraper so I'd have the data to plug into my own website.I suppose if you have a shit load of hard drive space and a VERY consistent internet connection, that'd be helpful. This program is going to need a metric fuck-load of hard drive space to crunch through all of the horses, and I'm worried I might not have enough(I have large enough drives but they're packed tight due to my data hoarding.)
Please tell me the dubuffs brewing won't kill my Aston Machan dream
>>3058683our hopefuls!
>>3058687
>>3058672I mean you can try to make debuffs for the sprint casino but ultimately it isn't a very good strategy, it runs counterintuitive to the nature of the trackit's the sprint CASINO for a reason. You are gambling. So the return on just making more aces to pull the slot machine with is higher than the return for making a guaranteed loser that makes your other two, or god forbid one ace indirectly marginally better track too random, gains too small. It's a strategy but it isn't necessarily a good one.But running murmurs is actually just a bad strategy that will literally do nothing in your path.
https://x.com/JRA_Special/status/1980908436604019113Desuwa
>>3058667https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ieyPAu9yWTzDJZ5IZ0fdf1nnLast slot was a pub since no one was joining
>>3058690>14th favorite>placed 14thCINEMA
>>3058680Eh, there's a way to manipulate her unique with stam draining skills. The problem its mainly on front/late whereas she's a pace. You can mutate into late but lates are shit that it's not worth the effort.
I'll be honest, I have not felt like sprint is any more or less casino than any other racing distance.
>>3058690AND CAMPING TAIKI SHUTTLE PROCS HER ULT AND OVERTAKES MEISHO DOTO AT THE LAST SECOND!
>>3058696Curren is strong
>>3058703https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=g8QAZZfdA7_GX2EaaTGo9OCs
>>3058696>Whoever spends the most time in downhill mode winsPure casino
>>3058696See ya later seems sucks ass with how often uma bobbing back and forth that it's tempting to go hellolet.
>>3058674>Festa gold sucks here, too much of second half of the race is spent acceleratingMambo WIT (It's On) seems like a good alternative then. I just want to make different builds and see which one fares better (one 3/2/LH build and one 2/1/2/LH build)
>>3058704Falkeks just went reaaaal quiet.
>>3058717They didn't respond to >>3058655 either. Imagine my surprise when falcofags don't play the game.
>>3058723Currencels getting uppity now!
WCurren or OGCurren for this one?
>>3058727WCurren is doing better
>>3058717 >>3058723I like Smart Falcon way more but I also am a shitter at the game so I can't really weigh in with anything worthwhile.Curren's personality is still abhorrent to me.
>>3058736I would actually be curious to know how Falco fares on this one. She didn't do bad in the last couple of sprints honestly, but I think she might be seriously outclassed here by a number of threats, and I would consider Curren Negro to be in the top 5 or so
>>3058685ah welp, I don't have hard drive space (only 100 GB) but i have university ethernet, what's your vision of the website rn?
>>3058741Fronts are going to get murdered unless you're name is Aston Maachan since they have no accels since A&S doesn't work and such are relying purely on Plancha and Silent Letter without any supplementary accels. Also doesn't help them that late race starts on a straight so everyone going for overtakes doesn't have to swing super wide or risk getting caught by the bowling ball of dead fronts.
>Paceniggas will stare you straight in the eyes and tell you this is kino
one of the things I hate most about this game is the cycle of do your borrows, think about it, think about your plans, finish your borrows, think some more, plan, and then spend the next 16 hours either asleep or waiting with your thumb up your ass to turn plan into action5 borrows is not enough and 30 TP for a run is way too expensive
>>3058746Looks like end closers are the real winners here
>>3058746Paces have been literally unusable for more than half the CMs including the current one btw
>>3058748I reckon about 90% of that is from Cheer HaloShe's living up to the first-rate title
>>3058746>doesn't understand per capitaDon't be a neigha.
>>3058749Pace and late have been facing neverending humiliation rituals but even then lates have more luck than pace. That being said I'm seeing pace abuse the fuck out of debuffs and actually having success this CM, but that seems like their only option. At least Sprint allows them to have some honest wins for once and by them I mean Taiki
>>3058736>Curren's personality is still abhorrent to me.Cute girl who was inspired by you in the past so takes it as a sign when she meets you as a trainer that she’s meant to bring prestige to sprints is abhorrent?
>>3058753Look at the end closers hereOne is not like the others.How many of you neighas making sprint taishin? have fun with that. Ol Fishlips and Brideyano seem good too, but if we're talking per capita it's Halo all the way down
>>3058743The current vision is basically a Netkeiba clone that displays the uma pedigrees beside the names on the race screens. Also, I would PREFER it to be able to change to the next race once the currently selected race has begun(toggleable, done by Javascript.) There'll be pages dedicated to the umamusume which track currently-active progeny(horses that have raced in the last 12 months) and their earnings. Beyond that, I'm not sure what else to do. 100 gigabytes should be enough for what I'm doing. I'm currently neglecting NAR races since I need to create my prototype site first before I can start adding more shit willy-nilly. I'll run a test trial and tell you if I need more. I'm also maybe in trouble with my current implementation, I just discovered an edgecase. The Japanese just can't make it easy for me, can they?
>>3058756I already went over the whole "they remind me just enough of an ex-friend" thing, I'd rather not re-explain it right now...
Greetings, people of /v/buyaI have come to announce the " 6th Princess Dropout"the rules are simple, bring your CM Uma for the last CM, BUT no Queen of /vm/No queen can be a princess, but a princess can raise up to be a queenLast winner Festa decleared, go all in or go all outRace track: 2500m, Nakayama, good condition, winter, Cloudy, Mood Great, 1 Uma per trainerBan List: Oguri Cap, Mihono Bourbon, Maruzensky, Mayano Top Gun, Gold Ship, Seiun Sky, Super Creek, Taiki Shuttle, Grass Wonder, Curren Chan, Silence Suzuka, Kitasan Black,Mejiro Ardan. Copano Rickey,Nishino Flower and current Queen Mihono BourbonThe Dropout will begin within the next 12h AFTER the /v/ictory StakesWith that, I wish everyone good luck for the CM
>>3058759honestly kinda a good plan, for the graded races, for the years that are not premium, we can also list the umamusume who won, the autotoggle is just a timer makes sense, could also have a setting to display both current race and next race, uma pedigrees, we can start off with just the names of the umas and then after that implement where they are in the tree (pink dot for dam, blue dot for sire) so like for sire's damsire it'll be blue dot followed by pink dot followed by blue dot>I just discovered an edgecasewhat's up?
>>3058762Have you actually read her career at least? You aren’t just basing this off shit posts, right?
>>3058768Got spamfiltered so hard that I gave up.Here's a catbox explaining the situation.https://litter.catbox.moe/xxu7jqmlpdprwpxc.txt>>3058766Do you do an open version of this race too or is it just graded?
>>3058772I am basing it off of what's in her cards. I don't have her to do her full career.
>>3058778Oh, shit I forgot that catbox transferred everything in ASCIIThe mojibake is 東京. I was rhetorically asking you to check the first two 10/17 Tokyo races for yourself.
Rice and Urara are my very best friendsMedia pending approval and it never ends
>>3058778graded only, so bring your strongest non-queen uma
>>3058787Well shit, I've only ever done open.Have fun lads.
>>3058766Bourbon is so strong she's banned twice
>>3058794thanks mate, have a baka
>>3057911>Newma, Newma, and NewmaIt's all so tiresome
>>3058798A newma is just a wife you haven't met yet!
>>3058780Look man I’m not going to sit here and shill her or anything, I don’t care if you don’t like her, in fact I’d prefer if everyone hated all my Uma they are mine, but to call her abhorrent without having actually read her career just seems a tad over the top.
>>3058799Don't do this it gets you taken to the basement
>>3058783newmas, messing up everything
>>3058802I mean alright. I'll go ahead and read her career off of umastory. I tend to avoid that if I can but you seem adamant and I need to work through my problems. No promises I'm going to be able to finish it though, the suffocating feeling of dread has already arrived...
Buyfags would you consider this? She is a much older figg so I guess it makes sense for it to cost more, all listings I find are like this or more expensive. I'm very inexperienced
>>3058803Okay well, she can be a daughter I haven't met yet then.I'm not really picky, I just like 'em and would adopt/marry when possible. I am not allowed near Tracen.
>>3058387>MC Nambu Hai JpnI (8/16)Last call!
>>3058807>Phat CompanyAll their figs seem to be about that price point, I don’t have any so I can’t speak to their quality. One thing I will say is that for me at least Amiami’s shipping prices have sky rocketed in recent times so maybe go through and see what that is also going to cost you first.
>>3058811I'm so sorry man, I genuinely have no Dirters
>>3058819All good, we'll have more dirt races later on you can join, it's not like dirt graded races will stop
>>3058785
>>3058814Is Phat good? I saw some complaints from year-old posts, also Idk at which prices it stops being worth it
>>3058807>>3058814Oh I forgot, it'sITEM:ABOX:BIf that changes anything
>>3058807Their quality is excellent, and the price is quite reasonable for the market.
can anyone share what a sprint ace looks like? from what I can tell apparently stats don't matter and you want all the skills? when they say stats don't matter do they mean I can just win with 1300 speed and 200 stamina with a bunch of sprint skills?
huh apparently the winner of the MC Nambu Hai, Swan Stakes, and the Listed October Stakes yesterday were all trained by the same person
>>3058493>tsundere genderbent green-eyed pureblooded rival gf>magic supremacistI mean, what did you expect?
>>3058830What shipping could I expect?
>>3058840NTA but shipping is the most expensive part depending on where you live and what it goes through. Trying to guess shipping cost is one of the harder things to do for anything. I've had shipping cost more than the item sometimes.
>>3058836the trainer in question https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuichi_Fukunaga(a jockey turned trainer and the jockey of Contrail in 2020)
>>3058840depends on the country and where youre buying from? Meccha japan delivered my figs via DHL, jumpichiban only has Fedex. shipping was like 100-150 usd i believe plus eurotax
>>3058840Where are you located? Shipping costs can vary considerably depending on your destination.
>>3058842>>3058844Damn that's not looking good, it's crazy because I bought an MH fig from 2013 to some Japanese guy om Ebay and it was free shipping and no import taxes, I don't understand how that works. I don't know if this much money is worth it for the wife
>Missed out on the Nambu Hai live because the calendar i was looking at only listed the JRA racesffs
>>3058851Times have changed, Amiami’s shipping for me has doubled in the last year or two.
>>3058852https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ94D6UyzCmQUQ0ppXJB_soQiJIfVbeOIh-zHOtAPWIWZ5F6CAfXbfl2U0pLqMqAeAQupR8SKkU0Gvr/pubhtml?gid=1276035589&single=truethe G1 schedule I've been using to keep track of all the re-enactment winners (there's also a sheet with all graded races too that i can send if you want)
>Flash didn't kick the fence, just pushed his ass to it and it brokeDamn.
>>3058855oh well this is neati guess i'll take the other sheet too if you'd be so kindalso god damn it i didn't realize the BCC was gonna be held in late October i forgot that can happen, i coulda fuckin missed that too
>>3058854I didn't buy it on 2013, I bought it like 1 or 2 years ago, the fig was from the promotional MH3U collector's edition, a bargain really, paid less than 100 bux so Idk what to expect here>>3058848At risk of doxxing just imagine a yuroshithole
>>3058387>MC Nambu Hai JpnISTARTING!
>>3058840Shipping, unless its EU or USA will charge you more than the figurine probably. Have you tried to look for figures somewhere more local? Maybe you got Aliexpress benefits as a country?
>>3058862YOUR CHAMPIONS!
>>3058867I'm betting on Smaru. No reason.
>>3058863Uma does not seem to have many buyers here, all figgie shops I checked have basically nothing. Also that one that I'm looking for is not on Aliexpress, it's either Ebay or AmiAmi for me
>>3058867AND YAMANIN ZEPHYR BLOWS PAST THE FINISH LINE!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=4eCjU1HkgL1Ud4W6fot_8HLN
>>3058878Eh, 4th. Not a podium, but good enough for me.
>>3058878Thanks everyone for coming to the re-enactments i've been hosting this past week. Here are the results for all the re-enactments I've hosted for the first half of October! Now, we're headed into peak G1 season, excited to continue hosting re-enactments for /v/ma
>>3058883Nice, thank you for taking up the mantle
>>3058858https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ94D6UyzCmQUQ0ppXJB_soQiJIfVbeOIh-zHOtAPWIWZ5F6CAfXbfl2U0pLqMqAeAQupR8SKkU0Gvr/pubhtmlhere's just the whole sheet deck, I'm currently starting to populate the 2027 ones, but this has all the 2026 graded races to the end of the year for JRA + NAR + Breeders Cup
>>3058746Pace being good in sprintslop is worse than nothing. It's a humiliation ritual.
>>3058888Very cool and comprehensive list, anon, thank youi thought i was losing my mind when i felt like it was hard to find an official source that did just this, there's often holes in one place or another
>>3057915Maybe in a different CM, but not here, not with my motherfuarking hero PALMER around
>>3058746Nigga please, kino card aint even here yet.
>>3058897That'll do nothing in the long run
>>3058897>gonna have to loop fuckin restraint>wit stars might be worth taking if this card itself is mid as a wit cardlord above i can see it
>>3058900Imo chances arent that big on sprint. Restraint does cut it by additional 3 percent though.
>>3058900>gonna have to loop fuckin restraintgood news! you have a random chance for the card to give it to you! :)
>>3058906very niceIs this card a good *wit* card thoughmy CB is only 1LB and cant do the heavy wit lifting
>>3058893yep, I know that the NAR and netkeiba EN the ones for the NAR and JRA, japanracing.jp has both schedules but not as descriptive so I wanted to have a place where I can put it all together(and i was also inspired by the SBR fun race leaderboard too)
>>3058904Whatever resource you're looking at seems a bit off on the calculation (unless those are empirical results), not that it changes the conclusion
>>3058908Not great, not terrible.
>>3058908
Getting rushed in Sprint is good btw, no chance to gas out and pushes you forward
>>3058912i guess specialty priority will help guarantee token revenue even if the individual clicks arent as potentno TE at all is painful
One more Ace and I'm done with cm 21 prep. Does anyone have the rundown for cm 22? Might as well get started now before my vacation
>>3058920CM22 is apparently the Copano Rickey Show
>>3058920gemini cup but dirttokyo left 1600 dirt winter snowy softspurt map where C4 accels can still work if you perfect procRickey will be quite strong
>>3058920CM 22 is front hell again
>>3058920korean info
>>3058924i'm surprised digi > rickey, i guess people weren't too motivated to farm for greens?
>>3058924Shit Digitan is still gremlin queen of dirt?
>>3058920train rickey or go fuck yourself cm
>>3058920tokyo 1600 but on dirt
>>3058922>>3058924Interesting, take. Camping Taiki, Digi and maybe NY Haru just for the hell of it then sounds like a plan.
>>3058920You are a fucking nigger, kill yourself
>>3058934Crabanon...
Story of my life
>>3058932OG Taiki is the main pace accel for that track so you'd need to do the autistic GP inbreeding to get it onto camping
>>3058920>>3058937You and your family need to get cancer
>>3058939Then I'll have to go back to the base version. Almost have her at five stars so I might just spend some statues on her then. Thanks
>>3058939Shooting for Victory is a bad inherit here unless you get a delayed activation
>>3058942Flower again then?
>>3058939>OG Taiki is the main pace accel for that trackyour nishino?also OG taiki only really works for sprinters stakes as an inherit, for 1600s it's only good as herself
>>3058944Flower and Plancha I assume
>>3058924Are lates actually worth considering here? Did we get some good tools?
>>3058948Pump, Furious feat and OYL works
>>3058948Not really unless you bring doms
I want to die
>>3058964wuv you..
>>3058954We already had all of that in cm16 and Digi with all the other lates was an afterthought. Maybe the gooks are just frauds
>Halloween is almost hereWhere did the fucking year go
>>3058974Yeah I dunno. The first 6 months was completely fine and relatively bog-standard length, and then the last 4 months evaporated for me.>imageYeah, I'll take an uhhhh... Explanation on why you thought this was a good idea, and uhm... A tea to go. Thanks.Seriously though who put Air Groove up to this?
>>3058914>89 spec prioNow we're talking. Finally wit card that will give consistent rainbows. R-right?
>>3058972My Long team is still ass and I am still grinding aces for it, 0 Sprint prep done while some others already finished their teams, I should've quit ages ago this makes me miserable
when does vacation start? I need to make one more ace
>do all my spins now that the event has ended>first non-pity 26 was card 5Fucking seriously Vodka? Dude, you're supposed to be the coolest fuckin' uma around, what have I done to get you to be such a traitor..?
>>3058986Accelerated schedule is bullshit, Im sorry anon. Ive been there, hope tomorrow you get a lucky ace. Otherwise just chuck in your best and rest
>>3058987Oct 20th to 25thMaybe get some fan runs in beforehand…just to be safe
>>3058991I was noticing my rng was unusually bad on the bingo and it was making me irrationally mad. Realistically there’s no reason to care but still, it’s the principle of things
>>3058992I have a dozen CM loss streak I am at my limit
>>3059000Mr. Trips, I am rationally angry. Had my spins been closer to 18, which was the median after the fact, I could've had 3 more spins-which would've been enough to finish out card 8!
time to go inGAMBARUZO, EI EI MUN
>>3058924more prolific gaslighters than japanese server players
>>3059001Hope your luck turns around friend, be kind to yourself
>>3059008Kino teamgood luck!
>>3058973Do you mean CM18? Also CM18's track is vastly different from CM22 (Tokyo 1600m dirt). Tokyo has a very long final straight which allows for dueling
Is anyone nabbing that Hellraiser game?
>he needs cruical inherits to make his uma workL M A Oif your umas kit does not have the full win con all by herself then she is trash tier and you should be ashamed for running her. focus of maxing sparks and affinity on whoever your uma actually gets along with.
>>3059023seiunbro...
>>3059029Taikichad actually
I love CMs but I would never ever ever watch a race
>>3059037>"mightiest miler">is only good for sprinters stakes
>>3059018Too spooky for me
>>3059041Over a year of not getting a single plat I don't have the patience to see my ass getting kicked.
>>3059043Camping Taiki clears both distances no diff, turf or dirt. Truly the best Uma.
>lost to auto umas>multiple timesI am officially the worst trainer in this game.
>>3059008MunLORD, i kneel
Sorry danchou but I will flatline for entire November. You know, GTA VI, very important.
>>3059065In open?
>>3059071Graded B
>>3059070>Paying $80 for slop
>>3059053Exactly this for me
>>3059076>"im the worst trainer!">goes in gradedLike, holy larp, bro
>>3059048Yeah I haven't seen the movies either since I'm a pussy scared of horror but I was wondering if someone was getting the game since it seems well-made and respectful of the source material
>>3059078>payingNTA, but how long do you think itll take for gta to run okay enough on an emulator?
She has fangs
>>3059081keeping the rank below A+ is unironically harder than building for graded. I don't have the autism to play this game with a stat calculator open to optimise that way
LOL
>>3059081Open us only viable if you're new and have nothing or if you perfectly min max your trainees ro stay within rhe Cap. The worst of the worst are in graded B for now
I am becoming a crab, I hate seeing people succeed more than me in this game, how do I stop it?
>>3059099>The worst of the worstyep, that's meI just gave up and started trying to build a Sakura Bakushin O for funsies
>>3059101token management
>>3059110What?
>>3059097Every club is flatlining this month. It'll only get worse next month up until GM is out
>>3059101you can go to /vma/ and gaslight trainers over there
>>3058924Digitan the GAWD
IMPORTANT NEWS REGARDING EISHIN FLASH FENCE BREAKING ALLEGATIONShttps://x.com/cocoarini/status/2109915340792868945He didn't kick it, his ass was just too big and fat
>>3059123>every club is flatliningExtreme levels of cope
>>3058979Brother Kitasan has 100 special prio
>>3059123Don't reply to him, he's literally an obsessed schizophrenic
Idea: club for crabs named Cr/v/staceans
>>3059130Hey that's my club. I'm just not too eager to kick those poor turd rates down too much. The big /v/acation will reap a toll tho
>>3058766>Rickey was queenI must be going senile because I don't remember this at all.
>>3059148Last dirt CM...
>>3059130Huh, thought they were on 150s, what happened
>>3059148She got no OC so it's easy to forget
>>3059148It was a very chinese time in /v/ma's life
>>3059154My drawling... Forgotten... Nyo...
>>3059146If they didn't want to get bullied they'd start playing the game>>3059152You thought wrong
>>3059156Oh shit I'm sorry I was talking out of my ass there did I forget anything?
>>3059158No half TP no fan runs, shrimple as
>>3059160Here>>2903867
>>3059164I apologize I completely forgot about it even though I replied to it with compliments
>>3059173Kek, youre alright i really need to get off my ass and continue drawing actual drawings insrltead of practicing and getting too tired to actually do anything lmao
>wit 1 medium 2>reroll>wit 2 medium 1wow umazing cygenerous
>>3059097I wonder if they would have went for A+ if the anon looking for A+ joined them
>>3059186Spark system is a complete joke.
>>3059191Lol no way the gap is huge
>>3059198I mean, the anon looking for one said he was doing 100m or 200m a month iirc. It would have helped.
/v/mabroken
>sprintcasino aces are so easy to build i have more time to play DD2The new area is so good man if the expansion dropped during longslop i would probably be flatlining.
>>3059204They are 530 Million fans away from A+ and the month isn't halfway over. 200M extra fans is not going to help when you're down 1.1 Billion
>>3059207Brokenbroken...
not looking good for penisbros...DickCHADS keep reigning over r/BEEma as usual !
>>3059210>The new area is so goodIs it truly? I'm still wondering if I should get it or wait for some discount two years later
>>3059210your cm22 parents???
>>3059099i've been playing since launch but i stick to open since my umas just aren't viable for graded. i've never even made a U anything uma i cap out at SS+
>>3059210Making sprint parents is literally impossible what are you doing?
orenji
>>3059229Suzuka can make my orbs float, if you catch my drift
Everyone hates Tickezo until they see her body
>>3059241I've never hated my wife
>>3059241>m
rape phoneposters
>>3059250One thing i noticed is that how on this board images are saved in full resolution by default, while the bigger board like v and vg you need to "open original file" to not get the thumbnail version
Don't forget to do your spins
>>3059241No I still find her annoying
>>3059227I made pic rel in one day. It works both as a pace and backliner parent so i'm all set.>>3059216If you liked exploring in the base game you will love the new area. It's just better than the base areas. The only thing where the base game surpasses the DLC is there are more interesting side quests and side character interactions.
>>3059241No, I hate her even though she has fat tits.
>decent sparks >won every g1 sprint/mile/medium>1* stamUsable? Sucks that I didn't get RSS and Mad Dash though
Machan seems overweight
I wonder if ourguy commissioned this. Looks great.
>>3059282Oh no!
>>3059267>only one gp has groundwork + uma stan for pace/uma stan for backliner>ug6 maru (which I assume is an ace) so race affinity is quite poorsurely you can do better than that...
CENTURIAL OVER-ACK
>>3059285That's no shape for an athlete she needs to lose weight
Since sprint is a contest of speed rather than accelerations. Which brings me the question of just how strong debuffers will be during sprint CM?
>>3059271What are the other two blues on the GPs? She looks pretty good (at least as a Pace borrow)
>>3059284Me in bottom left nope, i didnt. Actually a comm i did request got accepted like 2 days ago
https://youtu.be/cSqpxdHpQss
can I use up three borrows before reset?
>>3059300Bad
>>3059128First Doto, now him?
>>3059306Yeah you can glue three times in an hour and a half
Is Blaze Brian out today or tomorrow?
>>3059210How dense are the vanilla areas and do you still level past them too quickly? Heard there were some changes
>stop caring about longslop>skip 40 races>collect group B gibs>life is good againit was this easy all along huh
>>3059300Debuffs good if you can fit them, debuffers bad. Sprints are volatile, the more pulls you have on the slot machine the better your team will be.
>>3059267Which one is the borrow? Also that has basically no usable whites
>>3059313Tomorrow
>>3059315Ive been saying this since CM3, but noone listened
>>3059326most of the people who listened to you already got burnt out and quit
>>3059324Damn so I can't even test her in the CM before committing to finals. That's going to be scary
>>3059300You spend very little time running at full speed in sprint, so it's still an acceleration/skill game. There's a reason why sprint S is considered "optional"
>>3059331>burnt out>by taking it easyIdgi
>>3059340Unlike what Urara says, losing isn't fun
>>3059344Not making aces and losing felt bad only for the first two CMs. Then its chill asf
I don't try to compete with turbo whales
countermeasure isn't good, right?
>>3059287counterpoint: yada>>3059323>Which one is the borrow?Yeppers.> Also that has basically no usable whitesDon't care. It has the pinks and blues that's good enough. I refuse to tryhard for Sprintcasino.>>3059314The vanilla areas haven't changed except for new dungeons they added. If you recall there used to be a bunch of areas with elaborate arches that were buried in rubble. That's where they added the new dungeons.>do you still level past them too quickly? Heard there were some changesYou can enable hard mode which fixes a lot of the problems. A minor annoyance on hard mode is the difficulty curve goes ->base game->postgame->dungeons->new area->post game dungeons so you will get your shit beaten in if you start a new playthrough on hard mode and beeline for the DLC stuff.
>>3059326I still want to play eventually, I'm just afk hoarding for the one banner that doesn't rape me so I can get back in the game. I would love to casul this game but eventually it would feel like a mindless chore cause >no single player content
I do not take CM seriously in the slightest
>>3059362>no SP content-_-
>>3059326I came to that conclusion like 10 CMs ago, so I took it easy in the one after that staying in group B and it was probably the most boring time I've ever had playing the game. Having something to work towards is actually fun.
Duramente sure has some big boobies
>>3059380Perfect for nursing handjobs
When am I supposed to change my parent from Long to Sprint
What Tuesday is it again?
>>3059373I just went full group B for the last xogslops. I had 0 motivation and didn't wanted to xog it up either. Just shipped my first acceptable 3 umas and called it a dayStill worth it, I'm on a x4 miss Victoria streak
>>3059355Correct
>>3059388It's Tracen Tuesday.
>>3059388Taiki Tuesday
>>3059388Pandora Tuesday
Remember to switch your long parents to your sprint parents so you don't inadvertently help a Blaze Brian to kill you in the finals.
>>3059388Tarumae Tuesday...
finals tomorrow or in 2 days?
>>30594262 days
>>3059373What else is there to do than autistically minmax for CMs though. Unless you just do a run a day to enter the CM and look at your umas occasionally.
how come no one ever says anything about the wit curren card for sprint
It’s an ace run but the fact that the game now wants to give me stam sparks is fucking infuriating.
>>3059433there are better borrows. we're not playing CM9 anymore where you have to gamble on an expensive gold accel
>>3059433Because who the hell has wit Curren or enough fringe meta cards that they can afford to borrow wit Curren besides whales?
>>3059433She looks hot I’ll say that much
>>3059435>>3059437is the gold good though?
>>3059437>Because who the hell has wit CurrenI do!
>>3059439tyrone...
>>3059440it's a midrace accel
>>3059388Curren Tuesday!
Scarlet, Hokko, Machan and Pandora are too fat to be proper athletes and should be put on a strict diet
>>3059445I wouldn't really count 0LB as having a card, personally.
>>3059433I did a couple of runs with it when I was making my Long aces since you could scupper the chain early but the card itself didn't seem that much different than CB or Fine Motion.
>>3059451What if their toreinas specifically put them on diets that sculpted their bodies more to their tastes?
>>30594530lb Curren is copable except for the initial friendship, which means it's unusable in GL
Meisho Monday!
>>3059459it's tuesday doto
>>3059459Actually it's doto duesday
>>3059456Then he is bad at his job, suvh yhings should wait until retirement
Thank you Kitasan, you retarded fucking whore, for cucking me out of the only Gold I needed
>>3059459But it's wednesday..
>>3059451not gonna happen
>>3059418>>3059448>no alliteration award
>>3059476If alliteration is a requirement then so many Umas get left out and that is simply unfair
>>3059456The first rule of the council of architects is to wait until retirement
>>3059479Just use other languagese.g. Vivlos Vendredi
>>3059483I don't speak Spanish
>>3059483Pandora... Ponedelnik? (russkie pandora?)
>>3059483Oh boy I can't wait for Gentil 月曜日!
>>3059479that's fine because the letter T covers every good horse
Plush Falco is too creepy.
damn I didn't know you could just not get a single support event finishedI got like 7 events from cards I don't even have though
>>3059489>soft G followed by a hard G
>>3059388TAP DANCE TUESDAY
Can I get a list of ALL the useless sprint skills that the game might trick someone like me into getting?
>>3059504I'll give you a soft G followed by a hard G faggot
Gentiledonna
>>3059483Love Lunes!
Geldingdonna
Goyimdonna
>>3059483I'm down for Jordan Jueves
It's Believe Buesday actually
>>3059489Gentildonna is for Giovedí(Both names are in italian already)
HOW THE FUCK AM I STILL LOSING TO XOGURINIGGERS???
>>3059489For me it's ドーベル土曜日
uh nihao vros
>>3059515I saw a picture of this puppet in a guillotine and I forgot to like it and now I can't find it...
>>3059534Nihao Nishino
>>3059531You suck
>>3059531Just because she's not meta doesn't mean she's bad.
>>3059388Tosho Tuesday
>>3059539I know but I am still better than those>>3059542One was a UG1 Late Surger I genuinely don't know how I lost
streets are saying the next run will be the one
Your oshi is for the streets
>>3059506bump please, I spent days looping in countermeasure and meticulous measure and then I found out in a span of minutes that they're useless
I somehow snuck into A finals with the worst team I ever made
>>3059556Top Gun is goated
>>3059556It's kind of insane that Maya is basically free and yet she got one of the hottest racewear designs in the game.
>>3059557>>3059559She doesn't even have PoC KEK >>3059467
>>3059562I'd honestly argue her power is a bigger issue than the PoC even if she does have NSM/Spurt. Also Daring Strike is the actual you needed more than PoC anyway.
>>3059556My prediction: Your Tama will steal a plat for you against umas that statmog her.
>>3059571I was a bit unlucky on the final speed rainbows thankfully I got her conditions pretty wet so I do reach 1k>>3059579Honestly if any of them are capable of breaking my losing streak I will devote myself to them, but I doubt it, I'm very unlucky
>>3059582If you get matched with me I hope they aren't stamlets.
Fuji star pieces!
>>3059586YESSSSSSSSSSSOH YESSSSSSSS
>>3059586>Fuji>Turf Phantom Triple crown>F Dirt>Stars in a random ass Dirt G1 in DecemberPlease EXPLAIN this right now
>>3059606They would make it another random G3 in October but they're running out of those
I just noticed Fuji's aptitudes are BABE.
Everyone make sure you don't spend your holiday present for the day all at once!
rob roy hydraulic press vent art
>>3059624Yup, she's a babe and I'm glad she can still be made Long A with just 10 sparks
>>3059629I find the irrational love/hate you have for her hilarious. Keep up the vent art
>>3059629LMAOOOO, I missed your art dude
the jap that decided the pre-race mood downs were a good idea deserves a third bomb specifically over his family's home
>6L different by BourbonI HAVE FRONT RUNNER FATIGUE
>>3059629What did Bob Roy do to you? Why is she stupid?
>>3059646bro your shadow clone jutsu into 564 dominator spam?
>>3059559You also won't believe what raffle reward I got that run
>>3059655NTA but pretty much every Bourbon I ran into in both rounds was a demon and had more than enough stam to not die.
>>3059087Neigha they're turning PS5s into Xbox's, it'll happen within a day of release.
>>3059657I’ve been here five times, she is my second highest.
>>3059087Honestly with how BTFO’d the PS5 has been I’m sure there will be people working on a decomp the day it’s released.
>>3059665I don't really get cunny but I had to do it
FIVE LIGHT HELLO TRAININGS0 EXTRA TOKENSTHIS IS A SKILL FAILING ON MY PART
>>3059655Not him, but from all the times I've encountered debuffers, they usually just helped the front runners instead of doing good for their own team. Given these trainers are probably braindead and thought deboofers + ace = win. Especially the fags that bring stamina debuffers only to end up killing the other team that had a chance and helping the front runners to win.
Guys, what's wrong with my Oguri?
where rooms
>>3059676She looks like she married Pierce Brosnan
It's fucking hard to buy more than three songs during Machan's junior year.
>>3059524Do I have to pronounce Jordan as Whoredan?
>>3059555wait-and-seegap closerhuge leadcountermeasuremeticulous measuresstop right there!
>>3059664>>3059668Sweet. Hopefully a 9070xt will run it at a stable framerate, at least with wll the fake frames and shit
>>3059676You fool! That is obviously Golshi in disguise!
>>3059559
How are teiofags so consistently the lowest quality posters since the start of global?
Drawing Hokko getting bred for the third time b/c the other two attempts were butt, wipher chest isn't big enoughhttps://litter.catbox.moe/aq5ei1xaca9w0dw8.jpg
>>3059692awesome thanks, I have some sprinting gear sparks but I guess need light as a feather too
>>3059705>Hokko getting breadSweet. Brb showing this to my boss. He loves bread.
>>3059669Maya is hot, what's to get?
>>3059708anon nyooooooo
I am here to GAMBLEHow does this look?
>>3059704There's an avatarfag war on /vg/ between a Curren avatarfag and a Teio avatarfag. That's the source of the false-flags.
>>3059680Yeah but Machan has the best possible senior year schedules for GL with only two required races. if you can get past the first year you can train like crazy and possibly go for five songs for senior year part 1
>>3059713qrd?
>>3059711Does Budding Blossom even work on ends?
>>3059717Sometimes if the lobby is fucked. It depends.
>>3059716If you want to talk about that shithole you can do it on the other board.
>have 70% winrate which is higher than past CMs with way better teamsThis is so funny, why do I even get so pressed about this shit?
>>3059721I'm not the one that mentioned it here
>>3059716There's not much to it. Just two schizos who spend all their time on God's green Earth telling the other how much they hate them. This is very common on that board.
>>3059705Looking GOOD! (I do agree the boobs need to be bigger) everything else is looking great
>>3059711>pumpdoesn't work
>Be tama>today you race in the tryouts>you know you have what it takes even if nobody else thinks so>job at the end because your mind is full of thoughts on how you need to win to earn money for your folks at home which makes you rush and gas out>however a skilled trainer sees you and wants to scout you anyway>holy shit maybe he thinks you got a shot after all>turns out he doesn't even expect you to even make it to the top 5, let alone win graded races, he will pump and dump you as soon as a better uma comes along.Fuck I would crash out too, is that really how trainerchuds are? Tama is obviously distressed out of her mind and the guy can't even read the mood or do the minimum which is encourage her while scouting her, he just straight up says the best he expects out of her is getting to top 5, the quality of trainers at tracen is really that bad.
>>3059711Wrong Uma, SSR isnt out yet.
>>3059724Sounds stupid. Probably the usual 2 suspect who are always being namedropped there.
>>3059711>Pump on a track with no late-race corners>Countermeasure on an endI sure hope you didn't pass up any other skills to buy thoseFunny build though
>>3059709I'm more of a cowfag really don't tell my club I said that
>>3059736>>3059730I got fast learner and ran out of shit to buy cause Sweep has no skill hints.
NIGGA NO!
>>3059751I've been playing this game for over a year and I never heard of the Cashew Kinen
>>3059755got added a couple months back along with some other dirt g1s
>>3059732This is the mentality of trainers that join Open League despite being veterans with all sorts of support cards.
>>3059732it's called negging newbie and it's a perfectly legitimate strategy to add vulnerable young girls to your ̶h̶a̶r̶e̶m̶ team
Do I go for wit?
>3 days in a row where Bakushin doesn't give me IHSI'm done with this shit, I'm waiting for Zephyr's card
>that powerFine fine...you can have a go....i expect nothing
>>3059732I mean, makes sense, sort of. Not every can be the Big Winner. for every nugget Teio theres a Natie, and for every genshinfevre theres anons useless wife. Think about how many umas dont even win their maiden race
>>3059771Wit Wit WitIts always Wit
>>3059771yeah dude absolutely
>>3059771Why would you even go for Guts?>t.hird rate
>>3059790Guts helps with dueling but he'll have over 800 by the end. 1200 wit is WAY more important.
Why did she do that?
>>3059797Caught you flirting with her mom
Alright, time to take her for a spin along with my reheated aces3057696830576968
>>3059629This shit is way too funny
>>3059705Needs to be bigger and sluttier but this is looking great
>>3059797Imagine the damage this would cause to a human spine.
>>3059797Damn Duramente IS stacked
>>3059813No more damaging than what I do to my dick while looking at her
>>3059801Lightning surge + TP doing their thing424501654245016542450165
>>3059154>slandering one of the best erasI know its you xog
Why is staggering lead considered a bad skill?
>>3059820The casino in full swing, Machan is placing but I wanna see her win821701698217016982170169
another UF incomingstill on turf b long b of course
>>3059828GODDAMIT OGURI900859379008593790085937>>3059827Because it never procs, pace chasers or other fronts are behind you all the time so it never procs
a cool thing about haku i just realised is that it saves your career races, so you see exactly how your career ended from being hopeless'd!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=9lz6euqAQLgXjA28lQnM0Rqc
>>3059822>one of the best erashelp an old mans memory, but wasn´t that the era before our lord and savior kitasan black? wasn´t rickeys era deep into mant, no nunity, everyone going full chingchong ningpong and blaming everything on chairs being moved by 2cm?
Pace or Late Ogurin?
Is the twin turbo guts card an elaborate gaslight? A guts card should aways suck no?
>>3059833Solo front is terrible like the last sprint133001751330017513300175>>3059841Either works
>>3059837It was the first GL Era, building up during the mile CM (best CM of all time) you might remember by just how much neighas shilled three kingdoms it was kinda dope, that series is sick
>>3059837neigha it was like 2 months ago, the 2000m dirtsloppa.
>>3059835That was a coordinated hit on Mambo
>>3059831That speed is crazy
>>3059842Yeah it's bad, like the other Turbo card. If you want to borrow a good guts card use Fujin or Bakushin
Why is beating vodka at hanshin so fucking difficult
>>3059858400 speed and above you got a good chance
>>3059847>>3059851my bad, thanks for the reminder, have rice
>>3059858Machan's early career is fucking rough. If you job either the Hanshin or the Oka Sho you just lose at least 2 levels of your ult and it's difficult to build friendships and get tokens.
>>3059862Sexy rice, all is forgiven
>>3059858Nimble
>>3059858NOSTOPPING HER
>>3059846Today we remember, I will try for another Machan with Turbo Sprint and see how they fare vs each other but first I need to get a Nishino and another front to pair Machan946773109467731094677310
>>3059858Believe it or not she already has access to NSM junior year
>>3059858Because she's the COOLESTAlso Machan has mile B at base, so if you don't patch that up with aptitude sparks then her top speed takes a big hit which makes it way easier for Vodka to run her down on the final straight
>borrow Neck Daiwa >Light Hello >Tachyon >Fine Motion >Kitasan? SR Curren? >I don't have another SSR wit? any suggestions? does bringing less SSRs really help? I tried using my 0lb wit yeppers and while I did get 1100 wit I did not get NSM
Is it me or does wit seiun give trash rainbows
One sprint attempt in and I'm already ready to give up.Nowhere close to 1600 speed and nowhere close to 1200 wit.
>>3059873Top runner would have been very nice to have300248513002485130024851
>>3059893Why don't you borrow speed Eishin Flash?
>>3059901Because then I can't borrow Ruby
>>3059884I've been running the schizo tech of the top guy on haku for my paces that have speed growth and I think I see the vision, that bakushin gold is really good and concentration is really nice. You do want parents that provide head-on and assorted sprint goodies though.
>>3059893Simply leap forward, fuck rubert
>>3059901Late is a whale style
>>3059897Forgot the screenshit, other Machan won by 1/2 L370971983709719837097198
>>3059911No, fuck Leap Forward. I'm not looping for 2 weeks trying to get a decent parent with that skill on parent+grandparents. Plus I have to borrow Flower and it's slim pickings for a Flower parent that has Leap Forward+non dogshit blues/whites.
>>30599151/3 with no TR, might need to remake her840083888400838884008388
>>3059910Really, over Neck and Neck? And that's one of those gay 50/50 card too so I'm not really that keen on it. My problem is I'm not sure what other wit card I can use, and Kitasan and Tachyon can only get me 1400-ish speed.
Idk if its oddly difficult to get a good run with machan or if her early career is just brutal
Soon
>>3059831>another UF incomingFUck you, nigger, I can't get UF, how do I do it? Why am I the only one who can't do it?
>there are the inspirations im gettingHoly shit this is horrible, I assume mismatched parents are causing this
>>3059935Brother, Falco has 20/10 on speed and power
>>3059935im literally just spamming runs over and over
>>3059943So? I can't get it no matter the growths or deck
>>3059926Forgot the screenshot again, Doto wins and Evil Curren kills my Machan647156646471566464715664
>>3059946have you tried for sprint umas yet?im sure you can pull it off if youve got a good deck
>>3059946How's your deck looking?
I JUST GOT THE HOT SPRINGS TICKETFUCK OFFDONKEY>>3059634i dont LIKE her this is HATE art the opposite of WUV>>3059653shes a dork with huge glasses and i hate HER
>>3059948>Evil Curren kills my MachanWhat happened?
>>3059952I'm fucking dying
>>3059952Sanest shortstack enjoyer
This is obscene
>>3059952Robert Roybrothers, our response?
>>3059952This is the definition of tsundere
>>3059952
>>3059961J-just like my romance novels
Good morning, /BOO/ma!
>>3059952we have a tsundere nigger here, everyone
>>3059948Swallowed by the pace blob and 2 Unity 2 aces outperform206489292064892920648929>>3059953She overtook her on the start, intimidate + reds
>>3059952If you hate her so bad then why are you doing runs with her? Hell, why'd you even roll for her in the first place?Fucking tsunderes, man...
>>3059952This is the most I've seen you draw and it's a bunch of hilarious seethe art KEK
>>3059950Not yet but won't the lower stam and guts gatekeep you from UF rank?>>3059951I have tried a bajillion combos, KITA TACHYON CREEK MLB CB I HAVE THOSE YES
https://youtu.be/xOODvpDJa4c?t=225
>>3059980Have you tried simply getting lucky?
>>3059952Cute and umazing
>>3059952>Local Man one shot by glasses
>>3059973Nishino tried to duel and fucking diedLast one, need to get a full ace team and then try Turbo sprint Machan 591957865919578659195786
>>3059980big speed and wit can warp your rank pretty hardi reckon if you run 3spd 2 wit or other way round you can hit uf.
>>3059996Duel? How much guts ya got
>>3059975>Goes to pity for her>Does runs with her>Draws her a bunch>Draws her in the hot springsHmmmmmI think they are just really good friends!
>>3059975because of HATE and SPITE, if i could id gift her an uranium rod and see her catch aids
What does bakuWUV feel like
>>3059996First rate last spurt, thanks for coming. GL is more tolerable when you can run 3/2/LH
>>3060008She cums in two pumps and leaves to go for a jog
>>3059629>>3059952>rape and lusting on umas>hating and drawing violent art of the umas
>>3059952Are we actually the anti thread
>My fingers are so fucking fat I clicked a stam training instead of a triple speed rainbow
>>3060008Bakushin does not have the intelligence to comprehend love
Just seeing jungle Pocket makes me want to vomit
>>3060014It gets the pass because OC
How is this thing so fucking fat
>>3060027>allergic to sex
>>3060014>rape>goonerbaitthat shit belongs on /vg/
>>3060036More like allergic to ugly
>>3060009Thanks for the roomas
>>3059422Tarumae a cute
>>3060039Calm down Tachyon
>>3060038Are u stupid
>>3060058Are you new here?
Actual question, do i click on stamina when there are lots and lots of girls in them or do I not do it?
>>3059952what did she do to you lmao
>>3060062Depends on your energy levels, if you are training for sprint or long, etc.Long and full energy? YesMid energy? No unless I have an energy lesson stored just in caseTraining for Sprint? No wayAs always, it depends
>>3059952We need more of these kek
>>3060062for sprint?probably still nah unless you need it bad to win a career race or something
>>3060062this is a longbroken thread do not talk about the stamina training button here
are all you pacers here running the daiwa card for sprint?
>>3060076>>3060080Its for the sprint yeah, like. When I see a ton of girls to level up friendship. Worth clicking?
>>3060090Guts zephyr for me. HATE daiwa power
>>3060091maybe yeahi'd probably do it once or twice, but no more than that
Theory: robroy hater is a Tap Dance City fag upset that Rob won the Arima Kinen in 2004 over TDC.
>>3060091If you're still doing unlocking rainbow trainings then yeah, tho I'd only do itif there were 3 or more on stamina. A lone uma on speed is worth more than 2 on stamina since you also want to upgrade the speed and wit trainings ASAP.
>>3060090>>3060092I think I will just do 3/2, I don't think any of those cards' gold skills surpass the peace of mind of 3/2
>>3060092how is a guts card any better than a power card?
>>3060090Daiwa Power won me the last sprint plat so I'm gonna test it a bit
>Speed went up by 5.>Power went up by 5.>Gained 1 hint level(s) for Professor of Curvature.
>>3060096Im a tapbro, and i lowkey didnt know lmao. I find them both hot, for various reasons
>>3060105You could have >Paying It Forward>chain never seen again
>>3060105At least she always gives you a gold skill. I hate Agemasen so much it's unreal
Which of these two is higher priority for a 20% speed character? Running 3 speed
>>3060122power surely
Imagine doing ace runs lmaoThis post was made by "still don't have a sprint grandparent" gang.
>>3059952need one but with ryan lmao
>flatlining for kita rolls next week>But don't have anything ready for sprint
>>3059952You wuv her, don't you anon?
What cards do I use for sprint looping?
>>3060122Power, you're surely capping with 3 spd on a 20% so get power and wit growths
Clearly I've been fucking up this whole time. Checked the top winning teams on haku and I just noticed they're getting 4k-5k skill points, meanwhile I can barely end a GL run with 2.7k at best. Where are they getting this extra 2k points from?
>>3060158fast learner, giga nigga parents, winning chakra
>>3060158>5,170SPHow in the actual fuck? Even with FL?
>>3060122>3 speed on a 20% but y doe
>Gained 1 hint level(s) for See Ya Later!FUCK OFF
>>3060158cheatinglike unironically
>>3060158haku doesn't know your raw sp, what it displays is effective SP (i.e. the raw sp costs of all learned skills without hints). Even then, 5k is quite the outlier and probably hit some combination of insane inspirations, fast learner, winning chakra and just a good run in general.2.7k is quite low though for raw SP, are you fishing for both the +2 and +3 SP song the moment they become available and fully dumping currency before the final concert since every technique/song buy increases concert SP rewards?
>>3060158Super parents that give them level 5 hints on almost everything they want to buy + Fast LearnerImagine you had 50% off every skill at the end of a career, it's not actually 5k SP.
>>3060155anyone? Like what cards for hints like Sprint corners should I be using?
This might be crass, but ZRR's face here really makes me want to cum on it
>>3060158Haku adds the hints to your total SP
>>3060176>>/vg/
>>3060176You'd rape her to do that right? Make sure she's screaming and cowering as you cum on her face right? Rape is funny.
>>3060176are you lost? we don't do that here.
>>3060171guts bakushin has some good stuff
>>3060176Fuck off
Wish we had stallion umas with big chiseled jaws and huge muscles and big fat horse cocks to rape me with God please uma daddy fill my bussy up
Does airag exist in umaverse?Would be messed up if it did
It's always nice to double dip on the star pieces that you happen to be grinding for.
>>3060158Luck or/and cheats.
>>3060190Average /v/ma poster
>>3060176Me? I want to hug and cuddle her
>being attracted to horse girls is...LE BAD!!!
>>3060176>liking ZRRAbhorrent taste.
This is by far one of the worst CMs of all time. Partly because it's impossible to get stamina and other good stats in this scenario and the other because Fronts are cancer and the worst cancer even bigger than XOg
a lot of people in these threads have been rude to zrr in the past few days and i do not appreciate it
What is the lore reason behind Fuji's stars being in a dirt race?
>>3060200You need to go back.
>>3060176fuck on
>the gooners refugees from the gooner general are getting uppity about not being able to goon in the yearner general again
Bwoooooooo!
I was curious
>>3060214What do you yearn for other than cock? /uma/ just had a whole session about yearning for CB
>>3060176Yeppers
Does Machan require a second front to win in cm21? I guess I could try to mutate a front El if she needs a companion front.
>>3060218See what I mean?
/vg/ is the worst board on this site, it should have never existed
>>3060216I can't tell which is bigger
>>3060203Even if you get stamina and even if you make the God front team you can still get your ass handed to you by debuffnigs and end closers. It’s nowhere near as lopsided as the past season of Xogslop.
>lowrolled witI THINK WIT SEIUN SUCKS
>>3060204the only reason everyone likes her is because of her massive tits.
>>3060224I think they're evenly matched but Rob Roy has a slimmer waist.
>>3060216Regarding the ingame models I think it's Marvy>ZRR>Inari
>>3060227You need a conc source anyway to you're downgrading from wit sei to wit bourbon
>>3060204Its harry potter fans
This is by far one of the best CMs of all time. Partly because I get to flex my Creek and stamina parents and the other because Ends are honest and the best even better than considering Palmer
>>3060225This, last CM I was consistently getting 4 wins in round two rooms with xog and only really losing to other xogs, this CM I have a more balanced WR and losing to lates, ends, and other fronts
>>3060203It's literally the same as any other CM.
>>3060228Tons of people like a sweet nerd like her. The tits are just a plus
>>3059260>60 cardsWHAT THE FUCK
>>3060229>Rob Roy has a slimmer waist.and that is why Inari is sexier
I like the vibe here but you all are very easy to troll since you're a bunch of prudes
>>3060243Fuck off retard
>>3060225Absolutely not, Bourbon is literally unbeatable, I only won against the shitty SS ones
>>3060247See what I mean?
>>3060233>have to run wit brickbon for fronts even if you already have TTL as a potential skillNot looking good! Sprint is a casino anyways, if you’re running triple aces like you should be then one of your aces getting a late salary shouldn’t be too bad if your other aces do fine.
>>3060243>Webster defines a neigha moment as a moment where ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical autistic male causing him to act in an illogical self-destructive manner, I.E. like a neigha
>>3060218>CBMakes sense
>>3059335>so it's still an acceleration/skill gameso the real answer is to 564 battle formation on gold city festival
>>3060243Don't worry the regulars hate the hall monitors just as much.
>>3060253I did try this in the last sprint CM but I have no idea if it made a difference.
>>3060236>ends are honest
>>3060250You'll even see paces running wit bourbon within a week or two once people realize how good this shit is on sprint
>>3060227She MIGHT be fine, test her
Lates are the only truly honest style, they have to run bricks in their decks just to function and have the hardest stat lines to hit
>>3060225Shut the fuck up frontnigger, you know very well that you can only be hit by Murmur while racers in the back are hit with Murmur + All Seeing Eyes + Stamina Syphon. Stamina debuffers play to your advantage almost every single time. Fuck off.
>>3060243The vibes are good precisely because we have a stick up our ass, if you don't like it you can go
>>3060243It's been more than a year and you've made zero progress in turning this place into a homosexual chatroom. Time to admit defeat.
>>3060204I think she's a very boring character without any charm and unfitting for the IRL's title and achievements.
>>3060264Why are you crashing out at frontchads over debuffcucks building their debuffers wrong?
>>3059751>>3059755also it's the same turn as the Victoria Mile so you will never run it during auto runs
>>3060258Is concentration REALLY that important that you essentially have to run a 5 card deck? Keep in mind that you actually do need a lot of wit
>trolled nobody awardOkay retard!
The actual super secret tech for cm21 is running SSR Tazuna. Don’t tell anyone else this.
>>3060261I am not fuckiny ready AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Fine (Motion)427614884276148842761488Just like 3, im grinding
>>3060243Are you mad you can't go on with your goon tendencies here?
>>3060264See, this is why you’re losing. You dont even know how debuffs worked. Go ahead keep blaming fronts when you dont even understand the most basic mechanics.
>>3060273Top guy on haku has quite the lead on everyone else running 2x conc pace, a lot of the strong teams have paces trying out speed bourbon for conc also but that's a bit harder to fit. It also looks quite convincing in the aggregate skill data.
>>3060278>1488
>>3060273Run speed bourbon instead?
>>3060283runaway rabbit on sprint?
>>3060282Oh please... I got 80% WR
>>3060280Why do you keep samefagging?
>>3060176they hated him because he told them the truth
>>3060283>chiyoYou know, that does tempt me a bit to build her
>>3060288So then what the fuck are you crying for bitch? All Im saying is you dont know how to build a debuffer. It’s one of fronts worst nightmares when you exclusively lean in to murmur
>>3060287>Spread out the pack, debuff lates/ends, then suicide bomb themI guess it works if this is the highest winrate team.
>>3060278UHHHHHH FRONTBROS???? EMERGENCY MEETING RIGHT NOW738198057381980573819805
>>3060287Intimidate makes front the premier debuffers on this track, and if you're bringing excellent paces yourself you'd prefer making sure pace promotion/random PDMs don't happen by bringing Suzuka. The team structure makes quite a lot of sense for random bullshit mitigation.
>>3060296>Ving HaloIs this a new character?
>>3060254>"""""the regulars""""">hatelol speak for yourself neigha
>>3060295>Spread out the pack>then suicide bomb themidk why but my mental math just makes me think it's too short to die, i guess it's mainly to prevent pace promotion to put your paces in budding position
I have spent the past 2 weeks looping for fronts for machan/falco and now they're bad?
>>3060298/v/ing Halo
>>3060289Are you retarded?
>>3060204so far all ive seen is the first 3 preview stories and i like her a lot. im a sucker for the cute low self esteem girls like her and rice. as long as they don't go overboard with the low self esteem like doto or yunyun from konosuba.
>>3060301They're not bad, they just need a ton of work.
>>3060301This is the reward for tryharding for sprintslop.
>>3060302Dipshits will be like>Oh hey that's probounced bing!
>>3060299BASED JIGGER
>>3060301Machan isnt bad but fronts in general are for sprint yes, they generally always get outPACED in sprints. Outside of Arima Kinen fronts havent been relevant for months either
>>3060203>Bourbon is literally unbeatable??? just double murmur that bitch lol, i think stam debuffs keeps alot of the really dumb shit in check
>>3060309i heard like fronts are really good now in sprint (jp) what happened between now and then
>>3060307It's BEEing, actually.
>>3060221Im thinking yeppers.
>>3060243I think the funniest part is how schizophrenic the hall monitoring is. There's literally cropped anal porn earlier in the thread, but apparently that isn't a problem.
>>3060307bang halo
>>3060307BING BING HALO!
>>3060301Uh. Just need them to build a bit of a lead during mid race. I've seen fronts win like this.
>>3060204Its alright, anons are just bitter at the CM
>>3060311They have different cards
>>3060311From what I know Pace and Late have been dominating for years and fronts fell off big time. Evolved skills help shake things up though. Fronts are good in a separate pvp mode, that’s about it
>>30602966/9Please join so I can go back to the mines
>>3060310I don't like to lean into double debuff, especially when the single Ace is not that dominant. And Single debuffer seems useless right?
>>3060311Valentines Machan is good and they made Ballroom Bakushin
>>3060204I love her but I get a laugh out of all the pleb seethe so I don't disapprove.
Guts Turbo is a brick, even at 0LB she's on guts way too much and even with a 20% speed uma with all of the speed songs the trainings suck.
>>3060327yea, i've heard that fronts are relegated to LoH + sprint + dirt CMs
Collab with Culver's when?
>noonBeer time! And sprint aces I guess
>>3060310Double murmur THIS
>>3060307WAHOOOO
>>3059732its the ashen hair. nobody expected anything out of her.it took her and oguri's famous battles to break that stereotype.
>>3060296>triple late startfug :DDD
>>3060330Some of the highest winning team comps are single debuffer, but its usually a dominator. One stam debuff wont kill the front with huge stam reserved, but two tricked out murmur debuffers will kill just about any front, even end closers. There was a guy who lost with an 1,100 stam Inari One due to a room of three of em lol. It’s just some people load on too many gold skills thinking its better but really you just buy murmur as your one gold + 564 and all the white debuffs. You need to get subdued/flustered fronts/ends + stamina eater if you want to make them suffer.
>>3060339Does she have a gold or no?
>>3060296>PodiumedI will remember this. Thank you for coming my rivals! wuv (You)
>>3060339She will literally lose to double murmur yes, even end closers with 1,000 stam arent safe. It’s just sometimes they can get lucky as 564 triggers randomly in the second half. If it triggers too late, she might survive, but she’s not surviving two + all the whites, no front is.
>>3060340LEL
>>3060314I just wish they would enforce their hall monitoring more consistently. If I didn't know any better, I would have already melted down over these neighas making fun of an uma. I always believed we were above that, and I don't see how it's any better than NSFW posts. If anything, it's far worse, and neighas here were clearly enjoying it.
>>3060345So if I were to go single debuff is dom better with some stamina sprinkled in?
>>3060340
>>3060216>>3060224I'll do the thing in about 3-4 hours
>>3060359if you go single, its always dom + whatever else you can get your hands on
>*Rapes you*
>>3060299LADY SHIRAOKI SHE LOOOVES A DUBBER
>>3060350https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=sVcw4MUOG2dgycELbljMiLzY>>3060350https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=kxskgtT_Dai0tSm8Lw9VSh6x
>>3060366CHECKED
>>3060365deck?
>Just had an extremely good highroll Beeshino run>Sprint S>Fantastic skills from inspiration and card hints (Groundwork + 3 greens, Uma Stan, Racing Spirit Stamina, the works)>Statline looking good>Song RNG was pretty much perfect>All event chains finished>3000 SP>Fine agemasen'd me even though I had at least 700-800 wit or so at that point in the runAre you fucking kidding me
>>3060365>we could have a Bakushin queen in the futureWtf I love sprints now?
i see triple 1200+ and i want to kill myself
>>3060383The potential for speed carry over is low so as long as you got to spend your skill points it's not a big loss.
>>3060378Kita,Tachy,Sweep,LH, Fine, Daiwa
>>30603943-1-1?shame that you didn't get neck and neck tho
>>3060388Bakushin is a 20% speed 10% wit growth uma those statlines are braindead easy with her. Buy the power songs and it's dober.
>>3060376>>3060366How about you stop digging and start farming, how about that?
>>3060402I'm gonna start JIGGING instead how about that?
>the great flatline in the middle of a sprint CMAll of the clubs are gonna fucking die
>>3060407Then you will perish!
>>3060402
We talking about digging?
>>3060416We love DIGGER here
I must source groundwork from a parent and that parent must be bourbot. Which one is better to parent Summer Maruzensky with? The top has better grandparents and better blues but the bottom has better whites and substantially better affinity
>>3060420I thought many anons disliked Oguri?
The only digger I like is Palmer
>>3060429Explain?
>>3060416>ynr buttpicker oguritime sure flies...
>>3060365>no gw
>>3060425I dislike XOGGER(game mechanics) but the fatty(character) is fine
Jiggie mentioned.https://jiggie.fun/8gkGtv>>3060424Blues matter less on sprints and parent sparks > GP sparks. Bottom easily.
>>3060433She likes digging holes, especially when she's feeling down.
thank your local hall monitor for preventing us from turning into>>>/v/749576489
>Tom Cruise might be ITT
>>3060410Personally, I'm planning to spend that time breeding Sweep wit SSR's new accel skill into my loopa parent lineagesMight throw in some fan runs while I'm at it if a lot of my clubmates end up flatlining. Thank me later, danchou!
Everyone seems to be on edge. Have an image of my cool and handsome wife.
>>3060451GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3060447I always wonder how this happened. There was a time in history when Touhou threads were good.
>>3060451her voice is awful
>>3060458Literal discord raids, a dwindling community unable to drown out the inane babble, and the dark aide of drawfaggotry.
>>3060458something something old fandom syndrome
>>3060459I beg to differ.
>>3060462It's going to happen to us eventually.
>>3060451This bitch owes me daring strike
>>3060465no?
>>3060464Then beg.
>>306045810 years ago, people made Touhou threads on /v/ because they didn't like how /jp/ had a dozen small threads for individual characters, a setting thread, schizo theory thread, ecchi dump thread, gameplay thread, etc. They wanted 1 thread where they could talk about anything related to Touhou. A general, if you will.About 2 or 3 years later you got /v/hu because as it turns out, they didn't have that much to talk about in "general" so it became in-jokes and regurgitated memes.
I noticed something, in Round 1 my Seiun was tearing shit up and carrying me while my Ends suffered to keep up. Now in Round 2 my Seiun has yet to win and my Ends are carrying me instead, does this have an explanation?
>>3060470bwo...
>>3060451>it's okay if it's an Uma I like
>>3060472Every game/fandom either dies a noble death or lives long enough to become a g*neral
>>3060477im not your bwo my brown friend
>>3060479many are saying this
>>3060472>in-jokes and regurgitated memesThat sounds oddly familiar
>>3060479this but unironically
>Heavy hailstorm + thunderstorm in the middle of springUmas for this feel? Yukino Bijin?
>>3060312https://youtu.be/EVCrmXW6-Pk
>>3060465This place is just going to turn into /umajp/ when CM burnout hits critical mass but people don't want to drop the game since there's stuff to look forward to and the JP version keeps getting content to engage with, because it's not like Cygames can't support this for another decade
>>3060488>we have aussies here
>>3060486>>3060484faggots
>>3060491ill probably stop playing eventually, cause umajp doesnt even look realyeah goyim races are now decided by who can collect the most skills, if your uma doesnt have 70 skills she just cant compete!clueless retards
>>3060491Even if that is the case by then we will have had years of good fun. All things must come to an end eventually. Better to enjoy the now than DOOM about a potential future years away
>turn 5 don't overdothat's the fastest i ever glued
>>3060498No, but seriously. I don't see anything wrong with his post.
>>3060474Anyone please? I'm curious but not smart
>>3060458>>3060472It's funny because I only got into touhou much much later, like a year and half ago, wonder how those threads were like back in the day
>>3060506So then stop arguing with retards?>post hot sexy tits>let gay faggots seethe>?????>profitliterally there is NOTHING stopping you from posting whatever the fuck you want. I don't know why you guys make this so difficult. Oh so some schizo had a melty? Who the hell cares, it's probably because they're gay. As you were!
>>3060509Well, we kinda need to see them
>>3060511Neigha, chill.
repeated jokes like beema are dangerously close to meriaballs that was one of the major kickstarters to the touhou threads being shit
>>3060509That's a really open ended question that nobody really has any way of answering unless you actually post your umas and whoever you opponents were which are long gone by now.All I'll say is that end closers are way, way way way WAY better than frontbroken neighas realize and they win a lot, like more than fronts sometimes. Some of these end closer teams have better win rates than fronts. Fronts are very susceptible to just a few things going wrong bricking their accels i.e. too many ooniges in the room unwilling to give up position, your front doesnt get her accel off and its over and the end closers just win. Stamina debuffs are also more likely to kill fronts than they are ends. Fronts are glass cannons. End closers are just fucking solid man.
>>3060494Not exactly
>>3060503>years awayEOS is tomorrow, actually
>>3060517neigha you soft. I didn't even do anything controversial. I literally just said post whatever the fuck you want and stop caring if people seethe or not. So long as you aren't breaking any rules, who the hell cares?
Everyone's scared of Inari One and Taishin, but here I am more scared of Gold Ship because of how strong her mid-race is potentially placing her to the front during late-race, with the speed and acceleration of an end closer.
>>3060523SOON
>>3060525>any rulesThe "official" ones, or the made up ones someone shat out some time ago?
>>3060514>>3060520Oh I didn't think it was necessary since the only thing that changed was the Round and not the umas themselves I guess it must have to do with much more numerous (and better built) fronts that are cucking my Seiun now instead of before where she was the best one around (despite being objectively shit)
>>3060523Look I understand you're afraid Linkin Brian will "steal" your plat but it's not that serious.
>no Vi tokens all first half of classic>can only afford a two songs and carryover >whatever I'll make it up>first summer turn no rainbows>second no rainbows>guess what on the thirdSKILLLLLLLLLL ISSSSSSSSUUUUUUUEEEEEE
>>3060510I remember the Soku threads many years back when they were comfy. There was a Suika main that sometimes streamed his matches with the other players and it was back when the Space Jam shit was big so he tried to get dunks with her command grabs. I wonder how he's doing.
>>3060526Yes, people sleep on Goldship but even her, Top Gun, plenty of other end closers can fuck up your shit if built properly. S+ golshi's sometimes mog entire rooms of monsters
I am playing through zephyr's career rn and all I can think of this faggot, SERIOUSLY I GET IT, WIND.
>>3060533The opposite, actually. Linkin Brian is sex, everyone will pull, servers will overload and burn
>>3060518Mejiroballs
>>3060533sex with biwa doll
>>3060537s+ gold ship with only daring strike was winning graded races btw
>>3060535>Suika main that sometimes streamed his matches with the other players and it was back when the Space Jam shit was big so he tried to get dunks with her command grabsNon-Zero chance that was me
>>3060526Goldship has 0 laterace and POC + Daring Strike + See You Later + white End and Long skills can easily compete with her midrace. Everyone has midrace now, which was her selling point. Meanwhile she has no accel and no laterace speed.
How important is early race? I never hear i mentioned compared to mid and late
>>3060531I mean literally just the official ones but even those rules often get ignored by the mods.All I'm saying is what the FUCK a hall monitor gon do? Post sexy umas. Let gay retards seethe.????Profit.That's all you have to do. I'm not saying you HAVE to do that, but literally what's stopping you? Let the retards and hall monitor seethe, keep posting sexy umas. You see what I'm saying? They have no power over you unless you let them. Do whatever you want! Worst case scenario some schizo replies to you frothing at the mouth. Don't give him a (You), let him seethe in silence, and go on with your day.
>>3060544I've lost consistently to Gold Ships this CM more than Inari and Taishin combined. I don't know how they did it.
My team is basically done and I qualified to A finals already, but I guess I'll always wonder if I could've made Fuji work in the Arima Kinen like that Creekgod who was doing great, I mean as Pace but she could've gone Front and Late too. I guess I'll never know now
>>3060548ura finale... home...
>>3060543I remember he stopped streaming before the threads went downhill at least, I specifically remember that black hole alt where she suctions you in and if you're too close, she command grabs you.
I'm from /uma/I post CurrensI talk about club dramaI crab postI post AII post pornI post AI pornAnd I'm going to insta bake the next bread
>>3060545It depends on the expected room comp.Fronts need it the most to take an early lead from other fronts, hence why they're all running the shitty Bourbon wit card.I give investing in early race (GW, Shrewd Step, and Uma Stan on all 3 pacers) credit for my plat in the last sprint because anything to keep you from dying in the paceblob was a lifesaver. I expect something similar from the next sprint CM.
most obvious false flag I have ever seen. Why are falkeks so retarded?
>>3060545For fronts it's live or die. For lates and ends, uma stan is really important for early race.Even in sprint, for pace they want groundwork, shrewd step, even uma stan if you can get it. So yeah it's pretty important but REALLY important for people in the front. Still, I don't ever want to run a backliner without uma stan. It allows you to get in front of the backliner clump early so you're less likely to get blocked. It's important, but it's more of a one and done thing, then for the rest of the race you're spamming mid-race stuff and then a few late race skills at the end
>>3060559He's been curren bounceslop avatarfagging for a while. It's less falco falseflag and more deliberate instigator because he wants to be the boogeyman.
>>3060491I feel like im starting to get to this point. Not just burnout but I'll also sometimes dream of running aces or what cards to run for next CM. Maybe I should take a break for a bit.
>>3060559I don't see anythingI'm thinking filterchads WON!
Every Pace will gun for Shrewd+GW+Uma Stan right?Could Curren Speed Nuke work this time?
How do I get my danchou to wuv you back?
>>3060548Surprisingly, I don't really lose to other ends much, if at all. I always lose to fronts. I somehow beat a Gold Ship who was faster, had higher power and wit and was ahead of me in the final spurt with this. I don't know what the hell happened.
Speed Bobo is actually pretty good for Machan
>>3060575The smart ones will.And yes Curren's debuff is already causing havoc if hakuraku is to be believed, front Curren debuffers (yuck)
I wish people would stop bringing Natie stamina debuffers since it's more or less helping the other team with more stamina and heals win instead of their own team.
Come to Tomakomai
>>3060559It's not a falsflag it's a shitpost I would never like an ugly uma like Falco
>>3060584I mean no, I got hit by four murmurs and it definitely killed me and some objectively worse umas won. You would think the enemies teamed up to do that.
>>3060582Nah I would just do Pace Karen
>just got here>all the image slots eaten again
>>3060593That works too, probably better as a hybrid assuming you can actually get ahead of the pace clump. But a pure front debuffer curren with all the debuff skills are being run as front and are pretty effective already. It's stupid, but it does something.
>>3060591I wish that was the case for me. Everytime I encounter them it's always the other team, mainly fronts with 2 fronts 1 runaway, winning.
>>3060585What the hell are in these roll things anyway
>>3060596Fine I'll bake if you're all gonna complain so much. My hand is forced
>>3060596Oguri where did all the image slots go?
Going to cook rice.
Incoming schizo thread lolHope someone is baking the REAL
>>3060603Hurry up, Currenfag
>cygibs didn't spark anything FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU EOS NOW
>>3060602Yoitomake a cake roll basically
>>3060575so for Wedding Curren, should i also buy her debuff gold
>>3060614>>3060614>>3060614
>>3060601Not even a front team with 1K+ stamina is surviving a properly built murmur set up. You're just running into retards and blaming your loss on something else when you would have lost either way. If YOU brought your own stamina debuffers, all fronts would be completely destroyed in a room where someone else brought them. A lot of people just dont know how to properly build 564 murmur debuffers. Too many gold skills so murmur doesn't get procced, and not enough whites.
>>3060616Too soon
I never liked Currens intro story. Forcing me to scout her and then fucking off to an Island because of your ego is not cute
>>3060637Her career is one of the worst in the game
I like Gold Shitty's career because of her haughty attitude that wears down over time makes me want to have sex with her. It's very cute.
>>3060637I find it funny, yeah here is a girl you were nice to once god knows how long ago, now you are her trainer because she grew up to be a manipulating egomaniac and wants (you) for herself
>>3060651I love a bit of toxicity too.Ayabe, Grass, Gold City, Taishin. All extremely sexy personalities. I don't want some fucking moeblob whose only thoughts are "I WUB MY TORENA AND RACING AND MY FRENS :DDDDD"
>>3060663yeah that part i find interesting, thats about it though.
>>3060584I've had two races where I lost because of running out of hp and in both cases the third team won and the debuffer team got 7th, 8th, and 9th.
