>Sagittarius CupRace Conditions: 2500 m, Long, Turf, Nakayama, Right, Good, Winter, Cloudy. ROUND 2 NOW!>CM 3 ReenactmentOctober 15-16. Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Left, Good, Summer, Sunny, Great MoodRoom 1 URA only, Two banner SSR supports only (not including your borrow), support cards released after 10/14/2025 are not allowed, OR you can ignore all of this and enter an uma made before 10/15/2025. Cutoff point for support cards: https://files.catbox.moe/4av1do.pngRoom 2 No restrictions>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious Thread :>>3062146
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>ritualniggersi'm starting an autistic meltdown RIGHT NOW
Windy!
Thanks, wasn't planning on baking but I did want new bread fast
14th on the schedule means it's in two hours, right?
>>3064990nyo
>>3064990yessum
>>3064990gabe...
I'm trying to get a new better Seiun like that useless revival scene in AOT
>>3064990Yes. You’ll have 12 hours to build brian for Arima Kinen finals
>>3064990Today is the day we 420BLAZEIT, yes
>>3064998I'm not even going to change my team I'm just excited to pull for a trainee for the first time since nishino
>>3065009>t.
>>3065009Nice. she’ll get a cheeky from me
>>3065009Please make a BEASTLY Brian and make her beat the Bobo botsBecome our dark knight
>>3065021Brian will get hilarious choked out in a 10+ front stakes room
>>3065021nigga no I worked hard to make my team sliming one of them right before finals would be cringe and soulless
>>3065029I think he is talking about the steaks
>Paceshitters, the worst trainers in the game, think they can make a good GL uma in 12 hours
Sneak peak at the new scenario coming to JP down the line
>still have to use auto clicker for prize derby Cygames is so incompetent at making designs and events.
Who invited the bwos?This thread stinks
>>3065045The OP is the AI faggot from /vg/ what did you expect
>>3065048gwo...
This game is almost 6 years old and they still haven't topped Kingu's OG costume
>>3065044>31 cards It took forever even with auto clicker.
>>3065044At least they made it so there's some pixel top right of the button where you can aim your autoclicker and let it rip without having to move your mouse
>>3065055Not just that but still one of the better written characters and stories in the game. She still stands out compared to the boring starter cast and pops up in other careers as serious motivation, a mentor and so on. They nailed it on the first try. Newmas and oldmas alike wish they had what King has
>>3065055Her father>>>>
>>3065058If you didnt wait until the last minute it wouldnt take that long. I cant even imagine using an autoclicker. Let me guess you guys dont do your TTs either and miss dailies because of it
>>3065055Original Monster Energy...
>>3065072Machans career is the GOAT, and nothing currently in the game even comes CLOSE, Not Kingu, not Neicha, not elanyone else from the starting cast, nor anyone released after. NOTHING.
>>3065077It would take just as long but spread out over multiple days, actually
Maybe they can top Kingu's design if they go for a red bull color scheme since it's the superior energy drink.
>>3065081I dont have her so I dont agree.
>>3065077>it wouldnt take that longIt would, but it would feel better because it wasnt done in one sitting.
>>3065032stakes should be a victory lap where only finals winners should be allowed in
>>3065074>liking brownmas
if i hit the Power Gain Bonus does that affect power gain from spd training
>>3065077This seems more efficient than checking the event page after every run, especially since I'm auto-running and then closing the game afterward, or when I'm outside using my phone.
>>3065094sometimes
>>3065085>finish a career>you have bingo points>spin the wheel>move on with your dayas opposed to>wait 20 days to spin the wheel for the first time>REEEEE I NEED AN AUTOCLICKERYou wouldnt need an autoclicker if you just paced yourself and cleared it as you went along. This behavior baffles me
>>3065092How will the der/v/ danchou host
>>3065094Yeppers.
>>3065092>winnersThat was never the case dude>>3065086Imagine a Jagermeister uma...
>>3065094Yes>>3065097Lying nigger, don't bother replying
>>3065101As it stands the name "/v/ictory stakes" makes no sense since it's for losers too.
>>3065098That feels more of a hassle desu
>>3065098>going through 2 menus every run is somehow fasterOkey
>>3065095It takes like 15 seconds to open the event page and spin the wheel. You can easily do it while out and about on your phone.
BSeiun has a power growth but she feels awful to get power on, does anyone know why?
>>3065114>It takes like 15 seconds to open the event page and spin the wheel.NTA but I suddenly remembered neighas arguing that setting up an auto clanker would take the same time but everyone can't be bothered to do it
>>3065119Complaining about that after going through MANT is genuinely baffling. Like dying by stumbling on a pebble after climbing a mountain.
>>3065112>2 menus is enough to buckbreak youI dont get it, but whatever. It takes 15 seconds, just like a time trial would. Just dont complain auto clicker bullshit would have just rolled the wheel as you went along. It takes 15 seconds. Like it’s hard for me to imagine you guys playing an actual game if you lose attention this fast>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IVE ALREADY SPENT TEN SECONDS IN *TWO* MENUS? THIS GAME SUCKS!Never would have survived the loading screen era.
>I NEED 700SP AND 1K MONIES!!!broke fucks
>>3065126You're right, and everyone playing the game unlike you is doing it wrong.
>>3065118Because it’s an 8% power growth, not 10-20% might as well be 5% growth with how this game seemingly rounds off calculations. You need to buy the power bonus songs
>>3065092How would you ever prove that? In an anonymouys thread too? Dumbass you would need everyone to identify themselves, post proof of the plat, etc.It's way better that first comes first serves. Way less hassle. And you are gonna put in your winner uma too. Don't like it? Be faster
How long until the french chocolate scenario?
>>3065129Most of us have to earn our carats, paypiggy
>>3065140Like 8 months
>>3065118Like look at this shit, this is glue already right?>>3065131Yeah but I've trained umas with ZERO (0) power growth and they weren't as bad as her
>>3065130Correct, glad you finally see it my way!
>>3065137I'm just saying I think it's cringe to send in jobbers therefore I don't do it
>>3065137It’s bait, and not even new bait. this exact shitpost has been repeated ever since stakes #2 over a year ago
>>3065148That looks fine
How do I go BEAST MODE like Brian?
>>3065124>loading screensThat reminds me of a thing: when i started playing darkest dungeon, i actually playong for only like 4 or 5 hpurs before i installed a speed up mod. The game was slow as hell. I cant imagine how uncs were gaming on HDDs
>>3065148You need cards with power bonus. You’re running speed Maru and Kita right?
>>3065141Stop doing cheeky tenners
>>3065140Too long
>>3065126I'd rather knock out all my borrows and call it a day before I even think about opening the event page just to grab derby prizes. I don't even read the quests anymore and still clear them all, and the story is the only thing I'll bother with once I unlock it. Prize derby is just a broken design from some boomer or incompetent fuck at Cygames anyway. Even the fastest setting is still broken because it only rolls up to 24, then another roll for the last one.
>>3065155Does it? Are you lying to me?>>3065159Yes lmao, literally both of them
>>3065157Loading screens really only became a thing with early disc based media, particularly bad on PS1, dreamcast and what have you. Cartridge games didnt have that problem as badly because faster memory speeds. Boomers playing old ass games didnt really have to deal with much loading screens. A lot of early PC games were pretty well optimized as well. It’s just that middle period of early 2000s where some games got bogged down with them, mostly console fags.
>>3065157>I cant imagine how uncs were gaming on HDDsLol i remember i used to do pullups and pushups in between turns when playing Total War games. The turns would take several minutes.
>>3065168Bro just stop worrying during junior year and just train speed. By the time you get 1600 speed your power will be good. Buy the power songs
>>3065156>take a speaker>go outside>turn on https://youtu.be/j7rLdd8EiJQ>run 2.5 km at full tilt
Guys Tim Sweeney is seething about Steam again
>>3065055They could though
>>3065168>Does it? Are you lying to me?No, my runs look like that and I make Mid UG on the regular and UFs sometimes. That looks completely fine to me. Chase rainbows, press stam when you can, keep pressing wit whenever you can, for example, I aim for 600 speed before summer, I aim for +400 stam on Kikuka Sho, buy the skill point songs early, etc. But that does look like a good start imo.
>>3065157Back in my days games were properly optimized to be user friendly, to be able to properly run games, be compactly sized as possible, and isn't bloated as fuck.
>>3065187Doesnt he do that publicly like once a month at least? He’s always seething. Who the fuck even mentions Epic Gay Store anymore? Or Fortnite for that matter
>>3065157Only game I've ever played with long as fuck loading is Stellaris and that whole game barely works to begin with since they've reworked everything 5 times but kept all the old broken code. Never played anything with CACHING SHADERS besides a couple emulated Switch games.
>>3065187Only way to remain relevant
>journalist asks question about Steam>Tim answerswtf why does Tim keep talking about Steam?????
>>3065187many such cases
>>3065197>Who the fuck even mentions Epic Gay Store anymoreThere was a tweet recently about how most of epic games launcher was vibecoded, and some graph comparing it to steam. Obviously epics launcher is still shit, and everyones dogpiling on it rn
>>3065188still in wife
>>3065209For referencehttps://x.com/golden_aion/status/2110411675904164244
>>3065197>>3065201>>3065207It's just them comparing themselves to Steam on an AIcoded piece of garbage launcher for being 5 seconds faster
>>3065215>>3065217I completely forgot steam even launches since I'm always logged in already when I start my PC.
Gosh darn pardner
>>3065215>From cold start to storeThe implication of even having this as a metric at all is that everyone closes ebin game store/launcher the nanosecond they're done playing whatever free game they got.This metric doesn't exist for steam since steam users almost never fully exit the application.
>>3065041Wouldn't she make more sense as Violet when she's released? She's a painter, right?
>>3065176>>3065191AAAAAAAND it's glue
>>3065234Yuup that looks like glue
Its going to be very funny to see players grind out Blaze Brian for 12 hours straight just for a Runaway Suzuka or Palmer to kill her skill check and make her finish 7th
>>3065173>The turns would take several minutes.I got to a point where I was just auto resolving battles in total warhammer because I didn't want to deal with the 3+ minute loading screen going into one and then another 3+ minute long one after finishing it
Imagine how cripled umamusume's launch would have been if it was an epic game store exclusive.
>>3065272Its a mobile game though
>>3065234Glue eet.
>>3065272/v/ma would have never existed
>all chains finish>double S>stats are a S+ lowrollCAN'T BE SAFE EVEN ON SPRINTS
>>3065278Imagine how crippled Umamusume's launch would have been if it was an Apple Store exclusive...Wait, that doesn't work either, everyone in Japan uses iPhones.
>>3065285If it was a blackberry exclusive though...
>>3065278Well yeah, if it was epic games store exclusive it wouldn't be on mobile
>>3065282Just keep at it, you'll get the GAWD rainbows of high rolls in...maybe a few days of five borrows a day.Problem is 2/4 event chains wont finish and you'll be missing a crucial white skill!
>>3065295Doesn't it use android store?
>>3065272I have never used epic game my whole life even if they do giveaway free games. If uma's launcher was on PC then I probably wouldn't play at all.
>>3065303OG blackberry predated any kind of app store
Does Speed Saar work on Sprint?
>>3062996I'm gonna be a based fun-haverI'm gonna be the reason somebody runs the open league for CM22
>>3065308It's midrace so yeah
>>3065308Yes, grab it for your pace and hope FoMo doesnt agemasen
>>3065316>>3065319I'm so glad I get to skip Finemo's retarded ass by having it built in
>>3065308Yeah, but it's not mission critical so as long as you can spend your SP, FineMo agemasen'ing you isn't a deal breaker
>>3065330Fuji is NOT that big and I'm tired of artists pretending otherwise. Her outfit is fraudulent. Imagine if an actual stacked uma had her tits out like that, it would be downright NSFW. She can only get away with it because they're a modest size.
>>3065240>>3065280I can't believe I haven't gotten a single highroll in over 2 weeks and this is still my best
>>3065229Yes but the grandma meme is funny
>>3065343That's just how the carrot crumbles sometimes.There's the guy who gets his high roll in one day, and the guy who never gets it, just like the real gacha. Lucky tenner vs rolling to spark, except there is no pity system for a high roll. Just gotta keep rolling. Sometimes you need to adjust deck sparks a little bit though if nothing seems to be working out
>>3065341>mfw the illusionist uma creates the illusion that her chest is larger than it really is
>>3065302it's a pre-debut don't overdo actually
>>3065350
>>3065348Carrot crunches, CRUNCHES NOT CRUMBLES YOU STUPID FUCK WHAT KIND OF CARROT CRUMBLES!?I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD
>>3065354Silence, Chiyo.
>>3065341She does have big tit energy tho, and that is just a great art piece as well
>>3065341Ryan is most jacked uma and the only big thing she has are those lumps of FAT
>>3065348>Sometimes you need to adjust deck sparksI can't make new parents at this point, my own parent was not the best but the Bourbonfag ITT gets some absolute monsters with decent parents that aren't minmaxed, I just don't understand what more I have to do for me to actually get good results
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui-m_8ISs3s
>>3065354
mejiro ryan thug shaker
>>3065350this has actually been the purpose of women's fashion for decades lol
>>3065228why are their nails unpainted? the 2 characters most known for nails!detracts from an otherwise funny meme edit of the reisen/tewi easy modo meme
>>3065394how are they gonna finger eachother with that toxic paint
Can any Jordanfag answer why having 3D nail art is a debuff?
i'm a horrible trainer. i get so many good runs but there's always one thing that fucks me over.it's either missing groundwork, missing Jordan's 50/50, missing stamina by just 15, or something else.
>>3065406>play the easiest strategy>fail miserablyUmas for this feel?
>>3065403aura loss
>>3065410Not him, Fronts are quite hard to build but you are probably rage baiting
>>3065412>hard to buildSo that makes it 100% skill issue on his side? Why'd you call your friend a retard?
>>3065183thats Windy's songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tv3KkYBtTM
>your friendSchizo moment.
>>3065430Based
>>3065403Jordanfags don't exist, hence why she was the rarest umamon to catch
>>3065234I'm so fucking shit at this game, I will never make it
Good afternoon and merry Shinko Wednesday, /BOO/ma.
>>3065445Those statlines are fucking rough, glue it.
>>3065447Those are my statlines consistently, I rarely ever get anything better than this. It's a skill issue right? I am fucking dogshit
It's actually Wonder Acute Wednesday
>>3065446Cuddling with furry Windy
>>3065412I don't think they were hard to build. I tried mutating one before both for fun, and sheer desperation, but I was able to build one properly even without the full optimal deck.
>>3065446It's BOOBOOma!
>>3065439You guys keep saying YOU ARE MY FRIEND so I don't see what the issue is here
>>3065449Listen, I'm apparently good at the game and I have runs that are that shitI can't know for sure what exactly is going wrong or what you're doing wrong, but I would say from a glance it looks like you're not getting any rainbows, there's no reason your wit should be that low. Are you resting too much? Are you not getting your rainbows up to speed in junior year? Prioritize getting them to orange/rainbow levels, then the rainbows will follow. And keep tapping wit training on off trainings but hopefully you're getting wit rainbows. It's just wit cards are low priority and sometimes they go missing. Sometimes the game just doesn't let you level cards up because they'll just go missing, so I dont know really. But that would be my advice for now. "I suck at the game"Well then it's only up from here. Just stop being hard on yourself and try and see where/how you can improve.
>>3064970With Round 2 ending in an hour and finals running tomorrow, the biggest event in /v/ma is once again on the wayas the tradition demands, you should now PLACE YOUR BETS ON WHO WILL BE THE NEXT QUEEN OF /v/ma
>YOU ARE MY FRIENDAA ANO HI NO YUME
>>3065458The issue is that we hate Naruto openings here
>>3065458What are you even talking about you ESL schizo. I don't think you understand the english language so you're misinterpreting small talk for something else. Nobody is actually friends here, we're a bunch of anonymous strangers
>>3065465IMA DEMO MADAWASURETENAIN DESHO
>>3065456It's /BOOB/ma.
I am so tired of being bad at this gameeverybody and their grandma can do more than me with less than i have
>>3065476
>>3065461>I have runs that are that shitThe problem is that ALL my runs are like that, that's my average run, that dogshit lowroll for you is the norm for me>you're not getting any rainbowsWell yeah if we believe luck is real then I am the unluckiest faggot in this thread but I can't keep blaming bad luck when everything I do is so consistently shit, there has to bee something else>Are you resting too much? I don't think so? I don't know what the normal amount is but if wit doesn't reciprocate it's normal to rest more, Fine Motion is such a retarded whore>Are you not getting your rainbows up to speed in junior year?As much as bond luck allows me to. Should I have everything orange by Classic Jan?>Just stop being hard on yourself and try and see where/how you can improve.I can't help it when I've been getting consistent feedback for over a year and I am still that bad. It's soo tiring, the only thing I haven't tried is recording myself
>>3065478>max speed, power, wit>long S>enough stamina not to gasLooks good to me.
>>3065466Oh you hate Naruto OPs? Post a good one thenHere I'll start, the real best Yugioh OPhttps://youtu.be/udjujqX164o
>half assed this CM so much that I haven't built aces since september>just threw in a meh inari and taishin with my ever reliable rudolf debuffer>80% winrate heaidng into finalsIts honestly amazing just how shit the average player of this game is
Tazuna Hayakawa... Runnin' ain't ever been easy on this turf, but now its its damn near impossible. Were bein' pushed around by a bunch of outta control ignorant ninjas!
>>3065482that's not minethats a UF3 natie off of two SR cardsif it was mine i wouldnt even have to borrow KSB but i've never gone above UF
>>3065486>half assed>80% winrateGenuinely kill yourself I actually hope you get a terminal illness
>>3065480>it's normal to rest moreWell see if it's normal for you to rest, that's a problem. You should be resting as little as possible, and really only using LH to restore health. It's not a bad idea to fish for energy techniques if you can avoid resting as well. >should everything be orange by janWell, not everything usually but you want at least Kitasan up at rainbow level she's pretty easy, but looking at your deck, you need to nurture your finemo/wit cards. They're the trickiest, but just make sure they're not super low because you want to get those wit rainbows up ASAP especially for a front. >only thing I haven't tried is recording myselfThat MIGHT reveal a lot on what you need to change, it's worth a shot if you're up for it. Multiple anons have done it already and got lots of helpful feedback. Like we really can't know what you're doing. It could be a few big mistakes, it could be a bunch of little mistakes. But like you said you cant chalk it ALL up to bad luck if it's been a year of this and no improvements, with comparable decks and what have you to others. GL is a rainbow mode. You need to get those rainbows up, and if the game refuses to give you rainbows, you glue. That's just how it goes.
>>3065486whales have it so easy
>>3065490Take a deep breath and just relax for a minute Mr. Krabby.
>>3065492Is that the takeaway?It's more that Inari One and Taishin were fucking busted on this track with extremely consistent win rates, but you all were too frontbroken to realize it. Could have had a WR like that if you just ran end closers.
>>3065486Our third rate's gonna freak
>>3065484EZhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8CFuZ9MseQ
>>3065497yeah I could have had an 80% win rate if I was a whale that could just pull trainees and supports I'll use for one cm
>>3065497Cool, gimme one of the two umas who has Encroaching Shadow and I'll replace one of my three other ends
>>3065497What if I don't have either you smug retarded nigger that should get cancer?
>>3065486I did the same but my winrate is 60% with stam debuffers and just inari.
>>3065509>>3065507Neighas S+ golshis, fucking Mayano Top Gun are winning rooms. You just want to make excuses. It's always everyone else's fault.
>>3065507>>3065509>>3065517Commander Spe is free btw, no need to whale for umas
>>3065518I'd say that's still pretty good, but one end closer + two debuffers is going to be more volatile than having three good end closers. If your one end closer gets blocked, you lose. But in a three end closer team, or even a two + debuffer, you have a little more insurance in case one gets screwed up.
>>3065521Wow, they won a singular meme room in group B against 6 autoclanked umas. That's umazing, and relevant exactly how?
>>3065505>>3065484CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELhttps://youtu.be/_phSgZZOQJA
>>3065524>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO CLEAR THE STORY>I HAVE A JOB AND A WIFE AND KIDS, THIS GAME ISN'T FAIR DO THEY REALLY EXPECT ME TO DO THE STORY MISSIONS??
>>3065497Mine is only 70% but I'm also very specifically bad at any and all longs. My ass is not getting plat with only 1400 speed.
>hotheaded neigha hours
>>3065486>End player does well in end CM>fronts catch all the hate for some reason I hate backliners like you wouldn't believe.
>>3065533>only 70%Dude that's really fucking good. I'd say you have a decent chance to get plat.
>>3065521You don't reach 80% by bullying autoclank teams, retardbro.
>>3065538To be fair, it's justified. I mean look at how fronts have been DOMINATING for GL. I'd be frontbroken too.
If you guys had paid attention to the rooms you would've realized just how insanely strong ES is, only Inari was winning consistently agains the army of clankbots
>>3065540It was mainly just lucky rooms. I autolost to literally every single room with Seiun.
>>3065524Thanks, anon. I didn't realize Commander Spe came with Encroaching Shadow, though that's rather weird since she has End C. Oh, wait, she doesn't and as such performs substantially worse then Taishin and Festival Inari?
bragging about paying to win is SEAmonkey behavior
Can someone in lames man's term, explain why we get an extra fifty rolls on the kita banner for not logging in for five days?
>>3065544>people complain about Xog during Xogslop>people complain about Bobo during FrontslopYeah?
>>3065549Commander Spe has less accel but demonic laterace speed. She is unironically very good. You just need a bit of goomba(nn + spurt + mejiro accels)
>>3065545Only whales have that trainee because nobody likes her as a character.
>substantially worseShe's literally in the top three performing umas right now, also VERY high team win rate. I think you guys just wanna make excuses. >b-b-b-b-but MUH END CLOSER SPARKS
I had 25% winrate, I still made A finals somehow, and I will be getting a cheeky plat tomorrow.
>>3065552>end closers>p2wThey can't even do that because they have nothing to pay for
>>3065553You dont miss the free ten roll if you dont log in for a day and instead prorates to the next day and stockpilesi wish that happened just for not clicking the scout window
>statistic slop
fun haverswhere we at?
>Reading Sp*cial Week's storyShant
>>3065563I like her tho.Rolled for her because I like her, the alt looks very good, and she has treated me very well this cm.
>>3065553You don't get 50 rolls on the support card banner and instead they get carried over to Kita's uma banner. If you log in, they get used on the support banner, and they don't carry over.
>>3065561Notice how competitive the end closers are.It's almost as if it's an extremely strong option for this CM...woah.But yes, all those 80% WR teams from end closers was just from lucky matchmaking. Nothing to see here!
>>3065574Spe is a qt and I'm tired of pretending that she's not.
>>3065545Gee thank God I got lucky and pulled a Long merchant and a Potential Uma that had her banner over a year ago
rubert is such a fat brick. why don't they put good skills on speed cards?
>slopslop
>>3065589stop drinking from the dog bowl
>>3065582>55% WR for teams with a sacrificial Suzuka>at all close
Which one is the least shit? I KNOW THEY ARE BOTH SHIT
>>3065590Funny, I was telling your momma the same thing
>>3065565Like a week ago we were sharing spe borrows with end sparks itt. And even if you weren't here you can look them up on chrono. Literally no excuse
Frontfags will kill your dog and say they're not as bad as your other neighbor who plays music too loud so be grateful.
that was your idea for recovering from a burn
>>3065533Those Teios reminds me of my Teios
>>3065593I like the 1st more. Harder to kill, a bit more wit, good guts, fronts can get away with lower speed
>>3065591Do you think front team is just an auto win against an end closer?Ask any frontkek in this thread what they're most scared of. You're looking at an AGGREGATE. There are end closer teams with 90% win ratios, many actually. But you tards have too much fun ignoring what's right in front of you, no pun intended
>>3065569>>3065581I see, seems like a huge over sight by cygames. Are a lot of people in /v/ma (the thread) thinking about doing this?
Whales should not speak unless spoken to.
I ran a single front and she was still able to pull in the lion's share of my wins this CM compared to my backliners..
>>3065604You're the one who brought up stats, and now you're saying they don't matter because it's an average performance. There's front teams with 100%WR as well so I don't understand your point beyond coping and seething that you're retarded and got btfo by the data that you thought helped you.
>>3065610Kill yourself
>>3065610>make a team comp that fucks over your backliner>dude why is she not winningPost build while you're at it
>>3065607Cygames realized it was retarded and never does it again, so yeah.
>>3065561>back liners are dead ass throwing a fit about one front having a ~2% higher win rate than their blob of endsThese fags think they deserve to win everything all the time.
>>3065611The aggregate shows that end closers are really not that far behind fronts, but if you look at individual teams they are incredibly strong, that's my point. There are plenty of ways to beat fronts, there's no excuse to be frontbroken at this point in the meta. That's the point. If your win rate sucks, that's on YOU. There's a fucking DOTO here running as pace with 90% win rate. What's your excuse? Maybe post your umas and people can help you stop being shit yeah?
>>3065614>there's a single front in the lobby?>you fucked over your backliners>but ends are just as good, I promise
A new Umamusumeshi chapter got translated and it only took four months since the last oneMaybe there'll be another one done by January
>>3065620>builds a retarded team comp>DUDE WHY IS THIS NOT WORKINGTeam comp is extremely important, yes retard! But nobody can really know what's wrong with your end closer until you actually post it lol. Team comp does matter, like in a huge way yes. If you're a backliner main, you lean into backliner comps. If you're running a single front, it's usually an oonige to cuck other fronts. Otherwise you just cuck yourself. What's the game plan? Because it didn't seem like that guy had one.
Reminder that the 3rd /v/ictory stakes reenactments start in about 2 days. Race info is in the OP, and rooms will open up a few hours after the next /v/ictory stakes end.
https://youtu.be/oN0ZOBa__10?t=25Holy based Lighto
>>3065619There's an aggregate that shows that they are substantially further behind the non-retarded Fronts, but you don't like that conclusion and as such you try to dismiss it.It also amuses me that you think just because I'm capable of understanding the meta, I must suck and be incapable of winning. Is it incomprehensible to you that I actually do perform well but also understand that double fronts with a runaway is easily the strongest comp in this CM and if you're not running it, you're actively at a disadvantage compared to anyone who is.
>>3065623>If you're a backliner main, you lean into backliner comps.Front mains thinking that you can just throw 3 ends at the problem like you do fronts is hilarious. You know what happens if you get into a purely late/end room? You lose if your umas are too strong because unlike Fronts where the strongest gets their accels, it's the 5/6th who get them as backliners. A single front is actively great for backliners because they don't build an insane lead but do prevent PDM from turning it into a complete casino
>>3065632Unrelated but why is FrontFrontEnd overperformer and FrontEndEnd underperformer?
I just want to run the umas that i like..
>stakes tomorrowit's gonna be bourbon again isn't it
If liking Shakur is gay then I'm the zestiest faggot there is
>>3065638Our first triple crown. Real question is would it be 2 rounds or 3
>>3065642
>>3065638Emperor Of Japan's taking her seat on the throne
>>3065638I don't know I am thinking of skipping them, I simply cannot stand seeing over half the thread win another plat while I rot as a third-rate shitter, I think I am going to distance myself from these threads since I am becoming too miserable and crab-like when seeing other people succeed
Im gonna run CB / Ace / Rudolf in CM one day and some tedious cunt is gonna go ERHM wutz ur GAEM PLAN btw
>>3065638Even if she does win, bourbonfags lose.
>>3065638It'll be her, or fronts, or pace chasers. I just can't see lates and ends win an 18 player lobby multiple times
17 minutes
>>3065652Does Tarumae release before the next Dirt CM? I have Rickey and Acute so it'd be fun to run them as a trio
>>3065649keep making literally everything about you I'm sure that will help you out narcicismGODwhen people post their wins reply to their posts and make it about youwhen anons post about an event reply to it and make it about youwhen the topic at hand is something multiple people are engaging in, just reply to everyone and make it about youthe world revolves around you and only you, and nobody suffers more than you, this is the best mentality to have on the internet
>>3065637Bro you are listening to salty faggots mad that they lost. Especially notice the fag that tells anyone that does relatively well to kill themselves. He's just a pathetic animal, a mental midget with no capacity for self awareness or improvement. Nothing you and I can do about it. Just do whatever you want. You owe no explanations to anyone.
>>3065648The last time a backliner won a stakes was Grass Wonder a year ago.
>>3065623what is the common thread between those three umas do you think?>>3065610
>>3065636Because if you look at the individual winrates, most of them have the fronts winning in over 2/3s, and also solo front still bad and so most of the people running that comp are either bad or oshigaming while double front and X is a competitive comp, so throwing an end in there is the highest winrate triple ace setup if you've got an Encroaching Shadow End outside of just doing 3 fronts. Front End End is also technically underperforming but is at 33.2% compared to an expected 33.3% if it was completely random, so it's really not underperforming as much as failing to overperform which makes sense since you'd really want both Encroaching Shadow ends compared to being able to run almost any front alongside your Bobo.
>>3065669Idk I just love big tittiesAnd opera is there too I guess
>>3065662Her banner is in 10 days so yeah, plenty of time since the next CM is the Sprint
If kosher neighas are so good then how come nobody ever says >Oy Neigh WONcheckmate jewmas
>>3065662October 24th, so just slightly after Kitasan Blanco. Hell, you could use her for the Sprint CM if you're that fucking insane to mutate G Turf F Sprint.
>>3065680
>>3065680You don't need to staye the obvious. Saying oy neigh won is like saying horses like carrots.
>>3065664Genuinely who gives a shit about others on the Internet? I literally do not care about any of you, of course I don't, I will never meet you and we will never speak again
>>3065694But... I wuv you...
>>3065636Can't speak much for the stats but the general idea of how the strategy works can help explain a few things.>Front/Front/End overperformingTwo front aces push each other up and build a larger lead, and a third front that isn't a runaway won't add much value to that strategy. Having a backliner ace there as well gives you a backup in the event you lose the front runner battle.>Front/End/End underperformingA single front won't build up enough distance from pace/late/end blobs by themselves, and in rooms with more fronts you're less likely (as a result of having to compete against up to 6 other fronts/runaways) to be in the right position to accel when late race starts. The ends (and this applies to backliners in general) are like crabs in a bucket where they could also just fuck each other over, especially in large backliner rooms. They also could just be left behind by a large front blob while your own front is less likely to win.
>>3065690
>>3065694>He's not going to the /v/ma meetup in TexasShame, heard there was gonna be some wild barbeque
>>3065680Most people don't brag about winning against a bunch of retards
>>3065403Her nails are prone to exploding. Bamboo Memory also has the same problem except she doesn't get any special debuff for it in her career
FREE UMASTINE
>forgot to do my runs>less than 8 minutes leftBe honest...it's over for me isn't it?
>>3065720just SKIP SKIP SKIP a bunch right now if you're talking about CM
>>3065720Just queue and then click View Results five times in a row.
>>3065722>>3065723No, I can't do that it's soulless. I'm so bad at time management I am literally never going to get plat at this rate. And look I just spent two minutes here waiting for replies when I could have been queueing. Im such a failure I dont even think I can press the queue up button. It's actually over
>>3065716NYOOOOOO THATS ANTI NEIGHITIC THIS IS LIKE ANOTHER UMACAUST OOYYY NEIGHHH
Fucking finally got off work to pull for some big ass wolf titties
>>3065710So her nail exploding is "3D nail art"? I thought it was her getting some sick ass nail drawings that look three-dimensional
>>3065716NOBODY, not even Riko, says this.
>>3065730No in the career its just a chipped nail.
I ain't pullin SHIT
>>3065728You gonna make her into a Arima Kinen ace?
>>3065726You are quite literally drowning in a puddle
>>3065726NIGGER SKIP THE RACES AND GET YOUR CARATS
>>3065716https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC6pmtUxe0o
CHEEEKY TEEEEEEENER
>>3065735Damn I wish I knew how to play that with sound
>>3065740>>3065741I CANT DO IT I WILL ALWAYS BE BAD AT TIME MANAGEMENT I SPENT HOURS HERE TALKING ABOUT NOTHING AND COMPLETELY FORGOT TO QUEUEEEE THERE'S ONLY THREE MINUTES LEFT NOW I FUCKED UP
>the absolute state of inspirationsHOLY SHIT THIS IS BAD
grown ass neighas acting like they're a magical girl from madoka having a meltie before becoming a witch
>>3065726Bruh
>>3065738Look, if you had 5 borrows, to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip?
>>3065748Yesterday I got an inspiration with all blue sparks + one green. Had to do a spit take for that one
>>3065706
>>3065753I spent those borrows one-shotting two of my three CM21 parents and the fun of using guts cards was almost stronger than the misery of playing grand live
>>3065747If i ever get a rather awful idea about taking a CM seriously, i will remember you, anon, and have such thoughts dissipate instantly. Thank you, ill screenshot these posts.
>Get off work to backread the thread>Full of miserable neighasWew, come on man. Lighten up a bit
BRIAN IS HERE
MY BRIAN LOOKS WEIRD GUYS
Brian not smiling at the end of her demo intro is killing me. That's genuinely hilarious
SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEETHE DARK INSIDE OF MENO ONE CAN EVER CHANGE THISANIMAL I HAVE BECOME
>>3065769One cheeky tenner will fix that
>>3065769I can't this game is making me miserable
Why is she like this
>>3065704Triple front adds a lot in fact, if bump into another plyer with front you make it so pace players can't use skills due to being crowded below position 5.
>>3065770>Acting like anyone has time to read the host name in the first placeRooms fill in 5 second, if he wanted to he funny he could make the race completely different and it would still instafill.
It's that easy bwos
Is there a lore reason brian knows beast style?
