>Sagittarius CupRace Conditions: 2500 m, Long, Turf, Nakayama, Right, Good, Winter, Cloudy. Finals NOW!>CM 3 ReenactmentOctober 15-16. Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Left, Good, Summer, Sunny, Great MoodRoom 1 URA only, Two banner SSR supports only (not including your borrow), support cards released after 10/14/2025 are not allowed, OR you can ignore all of this and enter an uma made before 10/15/2025. Cutoff point for support cards: https://files.catbox.moe/4av1do.pngRoom 2 No restrictions>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious Thread : >>3069229
I AM SO FUCKIN SCARED
i am a homosexual
Time marches on....and the age of a new queen draws near.
>>3071177Remember when you were young?You shone like the SunShine on, you crazy diamondNow there's a look in your eyesLike black holes in the skyShine on, you crazy diamond
It's all owari da...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3071120
I DONT WANNA GO
TWO BONGS!
>>3071189kek nice snipe
>>3071177HAIL THE UMASSIAH BATTLE BROTHERS. I SHALL SEE YOU IN HELL
I just know I'm about to lose in the most bullshit way possible, but I'm still nervous, even after 20 cms
I'M GONNA FUCKIN PUKE BROSI HATE THIS GAMEI DONT KNOW WHY I PLAY THIS SHIT ITS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME NERVOUS
>>3071194YOU WERE CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIREOF CHILDHOOD AND STARDOMBLOWN ON THE STEEL BREEZECOME ON, YOU TARGETFOR FARAWAY LAUGHTERCOME ON, YOU STRANGERYOU LEGEND, YOU MARTYR, AND SHINE
>>3071189
>>3071199two bings actuallybongs are 60 bings
Can't wait to somehow get raped by some S+ golshi
I am fucking lightheaded what the fuck
Win or lose, come to Tomakomai
VICTORY OR VALHALLA
honestly im more excited for the stakes than finals, maybe it's because i got lucky in getting into A finals with such little prep
don't forget to record your CM
HorseMD has medical personnel right now, seems like it will be needed
>>3071215idk how to record on my phone
IKUYOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3071215You can just rewatch the race though
>>3071215Why would I record my defeat?
I dont wanna look inside the box
ITS UP NOW
IM GOING TO CRY
>Runaway Palmer with 2 debuffersHaha, holy shit
>5 frontslmao I fuckin lost
N-NANI????DOUBLE DOMINATOR TAISHIN?????
ANOTHER SECOND BY A NECK GONNA KMS RIGHT NOW
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>FrontsI AM SO FUCKING SCARED
2ND INARI FUCKING WHIFFED HER ULT
Now that's a terrifying lobby, and of course my superstar gets a late start lmao
>>3071229AND JUST CHECKED AND THAT NIGGER WAS USSING A DOMBOTFUCK DEBUFFER NIGGERS
> vs Bobo + double debuffAh. It's Satan.
AHAHHSGSHAHSHSJHEHAHJSHSHAJSJS
>>3071230You are a nigger btw, you should die
I am literally shaking. LET'S FUCKING GO
uninstalling
>lost to a 16% WR V.BourbonI'll kill myself...
>>3071240SAVE THE STAKES, HERO!
>win>immediately thrf up Im shaking
>two enemy bourbons>immediately thrown to the back of the front clump with no means to get in front>my objectively worse front is able to maintain it because lol lmaoYeah...had a feeling that would happenWell i'm out!
>3rd plat in a row>5th plat with Tamamo>Tama also has won plat on every distance now, sprint, mile, med and longWhat in the hell is happening. This isn't real. Tell me I'm dreaming.
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Woo lad she finally won me one
I wom and I feel like passing out
Yup. Put the plat in the bag
SECOND PLACE. I LOST BY A FUCKING NOSE BECAUSE OF LATE START. I LOST DUE TO LATE START FOR THE 4TH CM IN A ROW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM FUCKING PISSED YOU HAVE NO IDEA
I CANNOT WATCH THIS RACE I AM GOING TO FUCKING DIE
>>3071246fuck you
3 nigersouter gateboth enemy fronts were named bourboni feel hollow
I was actually drinking coffee as she won. Wit me coffee horse.
>>3071213NANDATOU!?>sweat blood for the mile CM, job comically>make my arima ace in a fucking DAY, win plati must have gassed out the entire lobby
>Podium'dSo tired
THE CERTAINTY OF STEEL
Fuku and Doto made this starred plat happen!
>ALL ULTS WHIFFED>3RD>GAME FUCKING CRASHES RIGHT AS I'M ABOUT TO CLAIM MY PITTY PRIZEI'M KILLING MYSELF
EI, EI, MUN!
I AM PAUSED I AM WINNING I AM SCARED
THIRD THIRD PLACE IN A ROW LET'S GOOOOOOO
steaks doko
Just got second by a neck against a 10%win rate golshi because of a dombot. This was the best chance I've had for my oshi to win and I lost again, just like all the cms before. If i were alone in the fucking house I would be having a pretty strong metly right now but I cant even get angry
>both my umas Rushed and died>won anywayhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Aq2-ii-Z58Oib0J9ehXUexIO
>>3071246UMAZING!
>All accels procced right at the start of late-race>Still 3rd against two fucking BourbonsYup, I'm never ever going to win even a single longslop CM until the day the game dies
BY A FUCKING NOSE
Sorry I can't help it, my envy and jealousy have grown too large, I will no longer be able to not seethe at people winning. I am truly finally miserable
ARIMA FUCKING KINO
>Lost to bobo double debuffTHAT ITBUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW
This is fucking humiliating
>My Taishin had a 65% win rate>The other two trainers had a high of 36%We take those
>get lucky on a bad lobby and win the finals by 5 lengths>get blaze brian from the reward trainee ticketsOh baby its all over the walls
>Two bourbons and tachyons in my B finals roomBoring
>>3071248Congrats, potentialbro. Taishin won me plat in Sagittarius' first go round.
It's actually insane how you guys can win with these umas and I just lose to the most retarded shit once againHad plans to join the stakes but this is all just making me mad. Why did I even bother with any of this?
POTENTIALREALIZED
BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW
>>3071266Wait fuck wrong Hakuhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=cbXXq4mkSdNaoT20ZhZ4MY9C
I nearly shat myself when this BEAST flew down the track, I thought I was fucked! Even though I won, this was a hallow victory, I really wanted maru to get the plat...
OUTLAW CLANKERS NOW
GO AWAY ALREADY
>>3071279Same dude, I've been wanting to quit for months because of this shit
>be the only one without debuffers in the room>second place by noseNIGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS
>>3069534YuppppppThis is what 82.5% winrate in rounds gets you.
BASED BASED BASED BASED
>missed my last chance to get a Sagittarius plat title>have to cope with shitty soulless track length titles even if I win CM from now onI think I'm done with this piece of shit game. Goodbye forever. You guys were alright
MF FUARKING OVERLORD!! I wish Creek got it but a win's a win.
Late started so hard she ended up behind ends. Thank you Brian. If i stuck up with my normal umas i wouldve won.
WHERE MY /HOWA/GODS AT
>>3071253I somehow ran into the most soulful A finals ever and I look like the soulless one. I'm not even joking.
always believed
I'm sad...
20 bings
>>3071263FUCK ME, I WAS SCREWED AFTER THE FIRST FEW SECONDS I FUCKED UP MY 60% CHANCE TO WINi will never win a medium or long CMhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=xBJZA01nTbrLbD54xJaMY86i
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>3071296FUCK YOU, I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY PINCERS, YOU SHOULD ALL BE MISERABLE JUST LIKE ME
>see UG9 vbobo>it's dober...>places 7th>look inside???
>>3071291But its the same thing...
Don't ask which one won
FUCK NIGGERS FUCK KIKES AND FUCK FRONTRUNNERS! GOLSHI GAME! HAIL VICTORY!
>>3071300Never look at the Hakuraku for finals
Yup yup, that's how it's done!I almost resigned myself to death seeing a UF2 Bourbon in the lobby until I saw that it didn't have long S.
>>3071287I've had the best win rates I've ever had, I destroyed people in public rooms and here. It's so stupid. Everytime.The game just keeps fucking me. I'm not the kind of guy with zero plats but I keep going on these losing streaks. I haven't won since Cm16. I've been busting my fucking ASS off, it just doesn't matter. I can only win CMs in which I don't try so I'm not gonna sweat the next one. This shit is so stupid. I'm not even that mad, just annoyed. Everytime, I knew this was gonna happen but it still pisses me off. I wish I could be happy for you guys that finally won and won with your Oshi but this annoys me so, so much. I wish I could just have things go right in finals. Why does everything else go right but it all falls apart in finals. Take care everybody.
>>3071288I don't even care about styles debuffs are the most cancerous bullshit that cygames ever inflicted this game with. 564 is a fucking blight on every single CM and the sheer number of races I see where nearly half the entrants exist only to shit up the race for the other 5 is fucking miserableFUCK GOLDSHIPFUCK DEBUFFSFUCK CYGAMES
I'm so happy 53.1% Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIVZhZirOfY
H E R O
900 free carats, yum
Another B finals wonIs there anyone who can stop me?
>>3071312>>3071309I wanted to motorboat my midget's tits tooI failed...
>lost because of rushed>lost because of a 6.33% proc debuff you ahve zero control overnigger game for retarded fucking niggerfaggots
I can't watch dude
500 runs for literally fucking nothingnot that it ever mattered, my race was as close to an actual fix as you can getbut i wont give upi will never give up
MY FUARKING HERO
>>3071304NO, A KINO ZODIAC TITLE IS WAY COOLER THAN A TITLE THAT JUST SAYS LONG 4 OR WHATEVER. ITS SOULLESS. SOULLESS!!!
>GOT MATCHED UP AGAINST TRIPLE DEBUFFER NIGGER TEAMSFUCK DEBUFFERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAt least I managed to get Blaze Brian with the trainee scout tickets so I can't be too mad
They call her the über-front, destroyer of clankers and Brians
>>3071300 (me)anyone care to analyze why i lost?>failed groundwork wit checkFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I am fucking crying
>>3071310Imagine winning often enough to have losing streaks (plural).Imagine winning as recently as CM16.Couldn't be me.
Its funny because I feel worse after the second place by a neck twice in a row than after getting rejected by a girl I had a crush on last week
THIS IS THE BEST CM EVER
>>3071289NOOOOOOOOO
>>3071274starASTERstar send their regards...
BROS I FINALLY DID ITCALL ME A METAKEK BUT I DON'T CARESECOND PLAT, FIRST MS VICTORIAI LOVE MY CLANKERI hate longslop so much yet it's given me my only CM plat wins. First the Haruten, now this.
>1/20Back to the A finals losing streak I go. 10 A finals lost now.
Happy Halloween!
I feel so much more powerful bros.
PUT ME IN THE DAMN SCREENCAPi was ROBBED in the previous CM i entered, i deserve this plat to make up for how sad i was then
>>3071301THAT'S MY HERO!!!!
TEARS IN MY EYES I FUCKING DID IT FIRST PLAT I AM FIRST RATE
>my inari is good enough (tm)>Get put into jobber lobby>Good enough inari overtakes enough umas that she's no longer in the back half of the pack for her ult>LosesThe woes of being a backliner.
>>3071328SAVE THE STAKES PALMER
>>3071342Absolute Sweep!
I sold my sold to debuffers and didn't even reach the podium. Back to oshi gaming
I CANT WATCH DUDE
I robbed myself but I don't care
Best CM
Clanker is a funny backup dancer.
>Actually got fed a stamlet lobby KEK
hey you15 bings until the stakes beginget ready
>2nd place behind a seiun with no late race speed skillsi like this game but sometimes it sucks real bad and this is one of those timeson to the next one i guess, still have one more shot at a starred plat
>>3071340first one youre always free to metafag vro, happy you got it
>>3071340I was going to post my bourbon but I feel nothing. Your screen shot will go in the collage.
G O L S H I G A M E
>>3071359Whats the fucking point after jobbing to a objectively worse uma again
Distance S is literally a meme, if your skills and stats are good enough you'll win anywayt. got the Platinum with A Long Barbin
>>3071329Assuming you're team 3, you got fucked because both of team 1 managed 5 extra seconds of downhill mode as a major highroll since ~13 is normal but they hit 18 each, which was enough to keep your two aces out of the top 2 since Suzuka also didn't lose the midrace hard enough to get out of the way though Opera beating you as well as Suzuka was enough to make sure you lost.Deserved comeuppance for bringing a runaway only to lose the front war :^)
if my only plats are CM1,14,16 am i even second rate
I am so fucking happy
>>3071364True you probably really suck
>>3071367Yes
Did.... Did I fucking miss out on 500 carrots?
>head-on >my true strength >festive miracle>innate experience>win qed>baracarole>homestretch hasteD U S T E DUSTED
>>3071365I was gonna respond angrily then I realized it was bait. Anyways fuck off
>>3071365It's like 300 to 500SP worth of white skills of lengths on this track, but yes
>>3071372How so?
>>3071310I haven't won since CM9 dude
Shan't have a neigha moment if I shan't watch my finals
How far does this SSR ticket from the event go?
YOU GUYS LAUGHED AT ME FOR BRING A RUNAWAY ACE WITH MY TWO FRONTSWHO'S LAUGHING NOW NEIGHA
>>3071372In a delightfully devilish move, you need to click here if you want to check the daily login event
10 minutes
>Triggering skills?>Nah, just walk up to the front with Turf S and punch them in the face
To be BLESSED by the goddess shiraoki....
They're all heroes to me.
BRING ON MY RIVALS
Shan't get frontbrokenShan't get frontbrokenShan't get frontbroken
I have literally only ever won plats for longslop.And I have only ever won CMs that began with 2.
>c-christmas?>AAAAAAAAAACKKKK
>the octobermas event involves players getting ornaments by playing runs across a three day weekend to earn rewardsWhat are the odds this ends like the Falco event and they have to adjust the scores, we have autotrain now but you never know
>>3071395KEK
GASP
Inari is so fucking scary. He had murmur team too and my Teio died just before the goal
There is so many soulful umas posted....holy fuark....
>>3071394PLAP PLAP PLAP GET FRONTBROKEN GET FRONTBROKEN
>>3071366honestly i'm more pissed my groundwork jobbed
>Guy who had 0 plats like me and I managed to surpass is now way better than me at the gameI feel nothing but misery and hatred for others
Apologize to longkino.
You did your best, Urara!I teared up a bit while rereading her career event for this screenshot. I know I deserved this result, but... goddamn it.
WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE DISGUSTING DIRTER MISSIONS IN THE EVENT??????
>>3071399>Before October 31, 2025OH BOY!
FUCK THE MIHOYO BARBIN
ARIMA KINO
>>3071346You always were, torenah!
>>3071405never
>>3071404You should unironically reflect on those ugly feelings.
>>3071396ALLISON SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3071409Based HERO
>>3071386Is it just random when you can get it? I check it multiple times a day and I'm getting paranoid I'll never see it.
>>3071407>Event is about Oi Racecourse>Event features dirters>Shocked it has dirt missions
>My Dia failedKilling myself
>>3071406Insanely fucking based to even get 3rd, ganbare Haru!
>>3071413How? they've grown inside me as this game has kept kicking the shit out of me
>>3071406The bravest Torenah amongst us
>>3071406Ganbare anon! That's amazing
Windy!Got lucky and didn't get a single front in my lobby and scored my Sagittarius double star.
>>3071356based
>>3071416I haven't been using these threads lately so idk if you can get them earlier, but from what I can see we'll probably get them on the final day of the event
So there's 10 ornaments in the limited-time missions and 5 in the daily ones. Since the event is 3 days we can get 25 ornaments in total. How the fuck are we suppsoed to get 100 for the shard?
My lobby jobbed pretty hard so this one was freeGot her to win both Arima Kinen CMs so far
>>3071406My friend. You kneel to no one.
>>3071428MY FUARKING DANCHODE
>>3071425kill yourself retarded faggot
>>3071430By playing the game
all the cortisol has left my body longkino cleansed all the hate in my heart
>Dood you can't win without tachyons card
Longslop can die in a fire for all I care.SprintKINO is up next.
>>3071437Activate windows
>>3071437Activate Windows
>>3071406You will always be a HERO friend
>>3071437Windows to activate Windows
>1st and 2nd favorite to win>spend the whole time competing with fucking VBourbon>lose ground and get passed by fucking Sweepy and Ricepire on the final stretchNot really surprised because my aces weren't great this time around, but 3rd place still hurts. At least the Bourbon didn't win.
3 MINUTES HOW DO YOU FEEL.
Its fuckin happening and I feel like passing out
>>3071446powerful
impossible lobby and gate sadlyif her gate wasnt literally the worst one she honest to god probably wins by 5 lengths or somethingmuscled her way up without ever getting angling or victory cheer or see you later offit is what it is
>>3071446We can skip to the part where we crown Bobo as the first Triple Crown
The only thing that can quench the rage in my heart, is motor oil being spilled on the stakes
>>3071437FUCK WindowsLive free
>>3071427From what i know the rewards are fixed by date iirc
>>3071446defeated, all 4 CMs in Grand live have been 3rd places
>>3071446I've now learnt that the plat I won last CM was only because I was lucky. Back to the losing mines I go.
Behold, the power of Brian
>>3071452I gotchu buddy
>>3071446My maru might have JOBBED against my bourbon but she's coming for the title!
>barbin threatening to become the first /v/ma triple crown winnerSend in the Rice
WE MUST KILL THE CLANKER
>>3071446MiserableIt's taking all my willpower to not type up a huge doomposting rant
Can we send in debuffers against Bobo
>>3071406At least it was another pink mutant that did win.
STOP THE CLANKERSTORM THE ROYAL PALACE
>it's timeIIIIIIIIIIT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH AGAINTHE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FORTHE ONE AND ONLY/v/ICTORYYYYYYYYY STAKEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSON TODAY'S EDITION, CURRENT QUEEN BOBO BEEP BOOP POSITIONS HERSELF AS THE FAVORITE FOR THE FIRST TRIPLE CROWN! WILL SHE FINALLY BREAK THE VALVE CURSE? WILL WE SEE AN UPSET?! THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!>ROUND 12984735029847350298473502984735029847350YOU KNOW THE RULES, 1 UMA PER ANON, ANYONE CAN ENTERSPECTATORS YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES TO JOIN INGO GO GO GO GO
>>3071468INSTANTANEOUSLY
>>3071468Are you kidding me?
>>3071464DO IT AFTER
>>3071468>THE ELBOW INCIDENTLMFAOOOOOOOOOO
>No clankas
wait wtf not a single clanker in the first room
>delay inputs by a fraction of a second>room fullYou FUCKING faggots I swear
>>3071468I FUCKING MISCLICKED AND OF COURSE ITS FULL
>>3071468AAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKJKK
>>3071468>I FUCKING HATE BOURBON AND HOPE SHE DOESN'T WIN>(Not in the lobby)It's that easy, guys.
>>3071468>f5>see the post>rooms already fullHOW THE FUCK DO YOU NIGGERS DO IT I'VE NEVER ENTERED A STAKES BECAUSE ALL YOU NIGGERS FILL UP TOO FAST
>>3071468>think I got in first since I was super fast and prepped>actually I was the literal last person to joinfucking hell
WE ARE HAVING A BANANA FEAST TOMORROW HAYAHIDE
>>3071406You are still my hero, clubdacchi
BOURBON DIDN'T MAKE IT IN IT LITERALLY DOESN'T COUNT
>>3071468>no clankers in the first roundVery good, very based /v/ma.
>no bourbons in the roomOH SHIT SHE 404 ERRORED
>>3071468>filled in 0.1 secondsDid you share this to your club first or something?
>>3071474longKINO
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOURBONBROS??????????????????????? WHAT IS HAPPENING?????????????
>>3071468>debuffer natie insideAHAHAHA
>>3071468SOMEONE RECORD IT PLEASESOMEONE RECORD IT PLEASE
>>3071468GO SPE-CHAN GO
>someone brought a naughty natureBased?
>>3071479>groundwork witcheck failedlol
Where are the Brian's wins?Did you all spent a fuckton of carats for nothing?LOLt. Frontgang
>>3071490I love my clubmate
>Debuff neicha in the stakesOh shit I will bring mine too
Breaking news! Ukraine struck the clanker factory!
BARBIN MUST FALL
It is written: Only YOU can appoint a new queen.This is official room 2, ready for your runners.Remember, where there's /v/ma, they pinch back.I don't know what else to say but yeah, room's open and all that stuff.4857 32234857 32234857 32234857 32234857 3223
ALL IN ON INARI I'M CALLING IT EARLY!
>>3071479>f5You already lost.
THE BIG RUNAWAY STAR IS BEING BOMBARDED
Why yes, I do love to gamble. How could you tell?
No Clankers in so I'm hoping for total FALCO death
>>3071502>No Bourbon here either
CHECK THE ONLY UMA STREAM ON KICK
HEROOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atxYe-nOa9w
ROBERT 1
THE METAL BARBIN FACTORY HAS BEEN BOMBED SHE IS POWERLESS
>>3071504What's the better strat then?
THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING
>>3071508Based first rate trainer
>>3071519Mash update
AGAINST THE ASHES OF A BROKEN WORLDA HERO!!!!!!!! RISES!!!!!!!!!!!!
>this much variety in umas enteredThis shits going beyond five rounds
that guy who hates rob roy is gonna have a conniption fit lol
FOR FUCKS SAKE LEMME IN
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=_fIe2-pJgSPgMP9lcyYp-ZL2>FIRST HOST, FIRST ROOM: ZENNO ROB ROY
>LITERALLY THE ONLY ZRR IN THE MATCH>WINSHOLY KINO
CONSIDER
SCOTLAND FOREVER
>>3071468A HERO RISES AND SNATCHES VICTORY AWAY FROM THAT FUCKING BIRD I HATEWILL WE BECOME /lit/MA? ONLY IF SHE WINS AGAIN!>ROUND 28427334084273340842733408427334084273340
I'M NOT GOING TO SCOTLAND
>>3071529all that just off of NSM huh
HAVE YOU STOPPED TO CONSIDER?????
WHERE ARE THE BOBOS
>2nd>Not mad because I phoned it in a bit>Check winning mcqueen's build>Mad
>>3071529https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=HCdZ7xJhUPZtZ_p29Bg25lqi>FIRST HOST, FIRST ROOM: ZENNO ROB ROY>SECOND HOST SECOND ROOM: MEJIRO PALMER
>>3071543
BOURBON IS MISSING SHE IS AWOL
PALMER
I WILL NOT CONSIDER NOT THIS TIME TOTAL FRONT DEATH!
>BOBO FAGS GOT BULLIEDHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!
If bourbonfags are purposely skipping the stakes. I apologize, I was wrong about you fags.
>>3071543SHE'S GOING FOR THE SERVER ROOM
>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD>THE QUEEN IS DEADTHE QUEEN IS DEAD
I'M OKAY WITH THIS
This is what it feels like to train Mejiro Palmer. 5 Lengths.4291 02144291 02144291 02144291 02144291 0214
fun stakes for the slow932539909325399093253990
Consider
>>3071556NIGGER IS MISSED THE ROOM BECAUSE OF YOU
EVERYTHING BUT A FUCKING MEJIRO
>>3071529https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=LWYMj7hnnwoEyM9gIAdl_k17>FIRST HOST, FIRST ROOM: ZENNO ROB ROY>SECOND HOST FIRST ROOM: MEJIRO PALMER>FIRST HOST, SECOND ROOM: MEJIRO MCQUEEN
>>3071562GOOD
FRONTBROKEN STATUS??????
Is it over?
>>3071556fuck you
PALMER IS ALMOST THE NEW QUEEN
>>3071558>My Taishin got secondConsidering the monsters here in /v/ma this feels like a bigger accomplishment than the Plat, nice.
>MackieBASED BASED BASED
WELCOME TO THE ASTER CENTURY
I'M NOT DRINKING THE TEA
There are many reasons I can deride my own victory.One of my opponents had only completed 13 careers before entering the open league. I got into open B finals. The ranking was 871. My newest uma in that lineup was from July 17th.But dog gone it, I won. King Halo beat out a fuckin' Xog. I am just going to let my pessimism take a backseat and appreciate my victory, no matter how unearned and meaningless that little voice in my head screams it was at me.
>palmer gassed outTHE NATIE DEBUFFER IS WORKING
YOU MUST DEFEAT THE MEJIROS TO STAND A CHANCE
>>3071577But will you eat the baseball stadium slop?
GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO ROYNO MORE MEJIRO RULERS
ENDKEKS????
>>3071566https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=RTQRH-Zy567oRWvcjXlkbYlu>FIRST HOST, FIRST ROOM: ZENNO ROB ROY>SECOND HOST FIRST ROOM: MEJIRO PALMER>FIRST HOST, SECOND ROOM: MEJIRO MCQUEEN>SECOND HOST, SECOND ROOM: SILENCE SUZUKA
BRING IN THE EMERGENCY FRONTS NOW
>>3071589Wait, 2nd host had a 2nd room? I didn't even fucking see it.
FrontBROKEN
STOP WITH THE VARIETY WE NEED TO SETTLE THIS BEFORE THE CLANKER ENTERS!
>>3071579I actually thought she was the new queen until she gassed out
>>3071527How could anyone hate this donkey?
>>3071536MCQUEE DENIES THE CROWN TO A FELLOW MEJIRO WITH AN INCREDIBLE BURST OF SPEED! WILL WE CONSIDER, OR WILL WE DESUWA?!>ROUND 3890568738905687389056873890568738905687389056873
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ENDNIGGERS
SEND IN THE ROBOTSNOW
BRING HER IN
>>3071591HERE >>3071558
>former q/v/een missing
>>3071596AIIEEEEEE PUT IT BACK
WHERE IS SHE????????????
>Three runaways
BOURBON IS GONE FOR GOOD
No one wants to send their Bourbon and it's all Kitasan kek
>DEPLOY ZE DEBUFFERS.
>>3071560The secret stake to determine the true queen is right here.
I lost to actual dogshit. 13.8% winrate and she held me off. My golshi had a 79% winrate going into the finals, too. This game is entirely unserious.
>>3071612Great Bourbon was a wise ruler, she knows when its time to step down
This can't be happening, I don't want to send billions of fans to Oy Neigh!Austrian Painter save me!9684 64649684 64649684 64649684 64649684 6464
>>3071446like a gigantic weight has been taken off my shoulders
oh no
WE NEED MORE DEBUFFERS YOU FUCKSBRING THEM IN!!!
I HUNGER FOR ANOTHER
>>3071589https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=tDQ4K9BXOzyG6nddw0Lhc3mq>FIRST HOST, FIRST ROOM: ZENNO ROB ROY>SECOND HOST FIRST ROOM: MEJIRO PALMER>FIRST HOST, SECOND ROOM: MEJIRO MCQUEEN (SUMMER)>SECOND HOST, SECOND ROOM: SILENCE SUZUKA>FIRST HOST, THIRD ROOM: OGURI CAP (XMAS)
BROS WHAT THE FUCK
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF4rw3LOfqY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE?THERES NO BIG THREE ITS JUST BIG ME
MY SCREEN IS SHAKING
Kino finish but I really would have preferred Spechud as another candidate.
WHERE IS MY HEROHERO KENZANHERO KENZANHERO KENZAN
You neighas need to stop joining both the rooms and stay inside a single host
>>3071623XOG?!?!?
nonot the BEAST...
>Main Villain from the previous Game is an optional superboss
I CAN'T FOOKEN JOIN ANY OF THESE
>>3071623I hope this convinces people that 2 stakes wins has always been fine
XOguri in fucking Arima, whoever brought it should get cancer and die
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
WE HAVE NO FOOD OGURI FUCK OFF
>>3071597DUEL OF THE FATES? MORE LIKE DUEL OF THE FATTIES!IS THE ASHEN BEAST FINALLY ROUSED FROM HER SLUMBER?! >ROUND 485023073850230738502307385023073
Interesting
ALL HAIL OUR OFF META QUEEN!
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME BOURBON SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3071641NOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS LATE TO JOIN MY HERO
>>3071632Yeah they don't even watch their races
>literally filled as soon as I refreshBRO WTF
>>3071623OOPS I MISSED THE ROOM>FIRST HOST, FIRST ROOM: ZENNO ROB ROY>SECOND HOST FIRST ROOM: MEJIRO PALMER>FIRST HOST, SECOND ROOM: MEJIRO MCQUEEN (SUMMER)>SECOND HOST, SECOND ROOM: SILENCE SUZUKA>FIRST HOST, THIRD ROOM: OGURI CAP (XMAS)>SECOND HOST, THIRD ROOM: OOPS
>Voting for fucking oguri the terrible WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>lose becuse lobby lates/ends built no midrace so Inari just passes them with no problem>They didn't even hit their phat late race accel stacks, just fucked me over and diedYou gotta be shitting me, literally too strong to win.
>>3071635DON'T POST CUTE OGURIS I WANT TO HATE HER RIGHT NOW
STOP THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING
NOT A SINGLE BOBO! THIS IS THE MOST DISGRACEFUL PERFORMANCE WE'VE EVER SEEN! DID DER/V/ FIRE OFF AN EMP?
>>3071653
HOLY KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3071650>SECOND HOST, THIRD ROOM: OOPSSUPER CREEK
>>3071632need to implement a rule for it desu
>>3071617I'm so fucking pissed
>>3071650It was Super Creek
>>3071655maybe they can't even join
KWAB OF THE CENTURY
>>3071638IN THIS HOUSE OGURI CAP IS A HERO, END OF STORY
TAKE MY FUCKING ENERGY PACEGODS
POTENTIALMAN
I found this on the floor, does it belong to someone or
POTENTIAL IS ON THE MENU
Doesn't matter who becomes queen, I will lie and slander them extensively
HAS BARBIN BEEN FOUND?????
>>3071617>FIRST HOST, FIRST ROOM: ZENNO ROB ROY>SECOND HOST FIRST ROOM: MEJIRO PALMER>FIRST HOST, SECOND ROOM: MEJIRO MCQUEEN (SUMMER)>SECOND HOST, SECOND ROOM: SILENCE SUZUKA>FIRST HOST, THIRD ROOM: OGURI CAP (XMAS)>SECOND HOST, THIRD ROOM: SUPER CREEK>FIRST HOST, FOURTH ROOM: NARITA TAISHIN
HOW THE FUCK HAS SHE DONE THAT
No inaris have won because end closers can't join fast enough
>>3071666Whatever you say satan
14/16 in the slow fun stakes
POTENTIAL AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
fucking hell I'm almost out of saved and queued races to record now
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN
>>3071682The true queen is in this lobby.
MIHONO BOURBON HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD AFTER DOWNLOADING LOSTBOY.EXE
>>3071677https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=D93E9-1wAcnTX0tW-A79JAcA
HOLY FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
>>3071677have the stakes gone to 1 win apiece between 7 umas before
I'm never going to hear Ms Victoria. I even purposely avoid trying to hear it outside of CM when it comes up on autoplay when I'm listening to Uma songs on youtube. But I haven't won since MANT and I'm losing my will to keep going...
>>3071641POTENTIAL STATUS??? WILL SHE FINALLY UNLEASH HER FULL POWER?!?!THERE'S SO MANY WINNERS I'VE LOST COUNT! THEY DON'T CALL IT THE OSHIMA KINEN FOR NOTHING!>ROUND 58986544789865447898654478986544789865447
SAY IT WITH ME /V/
>Brian about to blaze it>fucking diesWew lad.>>3071655I added a captcha.5151 81735151 81735151 81735151 81735151 8173
WE JUST RECEIVED INSIDER INFORMATION THAT A MEMBER OF DER/V/ SWITCHED OUT BOBO'S BATTERIES WITH USED ONES!
THE POTENTIAL HAS NEVER BEEN HIGHER
>>3071692We've had some kina mile stakes, I don't remember exactly but it may well have happened for one or two of those.
Not entering my worse Taishin so potential man can get his Lone WolfGanbare!
Did Taishin actually win?
>>3071692We've had one where it was 9 IIRC.
4x debuffer final, but the solo aces weren't good enough
THIS WOMAN IS YOUR HEROSHE IS HERE TO SAVE /V/MA
>>3071696SUPER CREEK IS THE NEW QUEEN
TAISHIN TESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>bourbon found her extension cordHERE IT COMES
>>3071708UNLESS
>child bride linked up with neicha in the victory stakesneed it or keep it?
Oh so now we're counting """second""" rooms? Go fuck yourself, it was Daiwa's turn.
A LITTLE BIT TOO LATE FAGGOT
POTENTIAL UNLEASHED
>>3071701There are still two lone wolves
>>3071677https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Zj9i1hydHjr9NN1RD-_Hgpb_>FIRST HOST, FIRST ROOM: ZENNO ROB ROY>SECOND HOST FIRST ROOM: MEJIRO PALMER>FIRST HOST, SECOND ROOM: MEJIRO MCQUEEN (SUMMER)>SECOND HOST, SECOND ROOM: SILENCE SUZUKA>FIRST HOST, THIRD ROOM: OGURI CAP (XMAS)>SECOND HOST, THIRD ROOM: SUPER CREEK>FIRST HOST, FOURTH ROOM: NARITA TAISHIN>FIRST HOST, FIFTH ROOM: NARITA TAISHINWE HAVE A WINNER!!!!
POTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTIALLLLLLLLLLL
VBOBO IS ON THE MENU 136267671362676713626767
HWAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
FIRST EVER TAISHIN QUEEN?
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?????
CREEKCREEKCREEK>>3071718No we don't you fucking retard
>>3071713her name is scarlet
POTENTIAL QUEEN
SHE FUARKING DID IT
Oguri won too so it's a draw
BUT OGURI WON THE OTHER ROOM?
I WAS HERE I WITNESSED
WAIT WHO WON XOGGER JUST WON THE SECOND HOSTS ROOM PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE WON THE FIRST
I never make it into the stakes so let's have gauntlet. Saggitarius but awful mood and you got my 3 deboofers wearing you down. 13 slots. One Ace only. There can only be one!6218 89396218 89396218 89396218 89396218 89396218 8939
>>3071724I 4X THE RACES YOU RETARD
A FUCKING TIE
YOUR WELCOME TAISHIN
OH NO NO NO NO
WAIT, OGURI TIED ON THE OTHER ROOMWE HAVE TO KEEP GOING
N A R I T A W I F E S H I Nhas finally unleashed her POTENTIAL
>Taishinniggers forgot about the other room>>3071696>>3071696>>3071696>>3071696>>3071696
RECOUNT
TAISHIN WON????
>potential game DD2 releases a killer expansion>potential uma Taishin becomes queenCoincidence? I think not!
HOLY FUARKING ARIMA KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Gambled off Sleeping Lion
I could have won... put me in, coach...
TIEBREAKER
Why did I make this room. I have cursed us all.
>Another crown split I'm putting my vote on Creek won
OH NO NO NO NO TAISHINKEKSDID WE CELEBRATE TOO EARLY?
PLS OGURI, YOU HAVE TO WIN THIS
THE MEDIA IS HEREWHO HAS WON THE /V/ICTORY STAKES?????????
>>3071718https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Fl1HKO2SQ5DOn5dZBVz2EwrJ>FIRST HOST, FIRST ROOM: ZENNO ROB ROY>SECOND HOST FIRST ROOM: MEJIRO PALMER>FIRST HOST, SECOND ROOM: MEJIRO MCQUEEN (SUMMER)>SECOND HOST, SECOND ROOM: SILENCE SUZUKA>FIRST HOST, THIRD ROOM: OGURI CAP (XMAS)>SECOND HOST, THIRD ROOM: SUPER CREEK>FIRST HOST, FOURTH ROOM: NARITA TAISHIN>FIRST HOST, FIFTH ROOM: NARITA TAISHIN>SECOND HOST, FOURTH ROOM: OGURI CAP (XMAS)AIEEEEE IT'S A TIE
>contested crown
>xog 2>taishin 2
>>3071694MY HANDS ARE SHAKING, MY KNEES ARE BENDING! TAISHIN IS POTENTIAL NO MORE... UNLESSIT'S A TIE! A YEAR SINCE THE LAST, CREEK AND TAISHIN HAVE TIED AND IT'S TIME FOR TIEBREAKERS! THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!!!>ROUND 69087459490874594908745949087459490874594
SAVE US TAISHIT
>>3071738what a massacre
TAISHINBROS???
NARITA TAISHINSAVE /V/MA MUSUME
>No taishin in the next roomUh oh
>>3071759WOOPS SORRY INFO WAS WRONG IT WASN'T CREEK IT WAS OGURI THE TERRIBLE I SHALL BE EXECUTED FOR THIS HORRIFIC MISTAKE
IM OUT OF SAVED RACES TO RECORD SHITi'll post the fun room results in a sec
>>3071759>NO TAISHIN INSIDE>XOG INSIDEOH NONONONO
LETS GO POTENTIAL UMA DO NOT KWAB THIS UP AGAIN!
>>3071756>>3071718>because the hosts have simultaneous races you can't call off because two races can finish at the same time with two different winnershmmmmm
>>3071767MY HANDS WERE SHAKING TOO MUCH FUCK
I am going to Doxx anyone who brought XOguri btw, you people have no fucking shame and are willingly ruining the tournament
>>3071767>late startedoh no no no
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>3071735Neigha. How in the fuck do you join in under 10 seconds of me posting?! One slot left btw.
POTENTIAL MAN VS THE HUNGRY VILLAINI DEMAND A 50/50 TIE BREAKER
MAKE ANOTHER ROOM 2ND HOSTAAAAAAA
I CELEBRATED TOO EARLY AND DIDN'T GET TO JOIN
>>3071775Doxx their club, friends, and family.
im always too fucking slow to these aaaaaaa
MY ENERGY IS YOURS TAISHIT
CAM ON KWABSHIN SAVE US END CLOSERS!
>>3071775Get fucked bozo
>>3071775I genuinely don't care if I target regulars or good posters, anyone who brought XOguri is a fucking nigger and you deserve to get doxxed
>>3071773haku anon here, to be fair the other races were staggered, this one were the only simul ones
>>3071779Tard thought it was the stakes lol
>multiple stam debuffers making it easier for xoggers to winYOU FOOLS
PLEASEEVERYTHING BUT XOG
OH NONON ONONONONONON
XOOOOOOOOOGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>3071560And Inari One wins this one! Thanks for joining!I can't post another one without deleting a stakes recording so that'll be all.
>can never join the stakes rooms fast enough>niggers joining with debuffers
NOOOOO
>>3071796Press stamina
It's over...
WHY ARE YOU NIGGERS BRINGING DEBUFFERS DO YOU WANT OGURI TO WIN??????
IT'S THE FAULT OF THE DEBUFFERSI BET THEY'RE FROM DER/V/
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3071756https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ff8zWyD1cJjmZFpwhhNmmtIG>FIRST HOST, FIRST ROOM: ZENNO ROB ROY>SECOND HOST FIRST ROOM: MEJIRO PALMER>FIRST HOST, SECOND ROOM: MEJIRO MCQUEEN (SUMMER)>SECOND HOST, SECOND ROOM: SILENCE SUZUKA>FIRST HOST, THIRD ROOM: OGURI CAP (XMAS)>SECOND HOST, THIRD ROOM: SUPER CREEK>FIRST HOST, FOURTH ROOM: NARITA TAISHIN>FIRST HOST, FIFTH ROOM: NARITA TAISHIN>SECOND HOST, FOURTH ROOM: OGURI CAP (XMAS)>FIRST HOST, SIXTH ROOM: OGURI CAP (XMAS)AIEEEEEEEEEEE WE HAVE A WINNER
>>3071735Bourbon sighted!!
>>3071801WOOOOOOOO THAT WAS METHAT'S MY GIRL RIGHT THERE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
p-potential status...?
WE HAVE ANOTHER TIE BREAKER472959094729590947295909
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You guys are retarded
ITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVER
>Palmer could've been q/v/een if not for the natie nigger
Kino
AHAHAHAH THE FIRST EVER TRIPLE CROWNTHE OFF-METAXOGURI CAP
>first triple cro/v/n is xogi unironically hate all of you
WIN THAT FUCKING ROOM TAISHITNOT EVEN GONNA JOINAAAAAAAHHHH
We finally could have had a good queen and now this.
THE ASHEN BEAST OF KURISUMASU
NO NO NO NOT AGAIN KWABSHIN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE US!
>>3071818>queenthat was the tie breaker
FUCK NIGGER NATURE
>>3071818I would never accept a gyaru queen anyway
>what does she even do?
>>3071818That would be the only thing worse than Oguri.
>>3071818I want the natie nigger DEADI want his club DEAD
>>3071818>Would've been pure KINO if not for a niggerSadly many such cases all over the world.
That Mejiro Palmer ended up like Daitaku Helios
THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION
NOT MY Q/V/EEN, I ONLY ACCEPT Q/V/EEN TAISHIN
>>3071759oguri cap winscongratulations to the first triple crown of /v/mayou may uninstall now
>TAISHIN >KWABBED>A>G>A>I>N
Your potential was not enough to defeat the BEAST
>>3071801>pressure and win qed both whiffedat least i made it into the photo
TAISHIN WON FIRSTFUCK XOGFUCK NIGGERSAND FUCK YOU!
>>3071829Palmer already was set to win twice way before that
Not gonna draw a single pixel of the fat hog btw
She had potential, is what she had! And in this house Narita Taishin is a hero, end of story!
Should've been a taishin v Xog only to make it fair
DOOMCHADS WW@DOOMCHADS WW@DOOMCHADS WW@DOOMCHADS WW@
RICE OGURIN THE ASSASSIN STEALS THE TRIPLE CROWN!
Don't care about the veto. Taishin is my queen.
>>3071829She would've won in three if she didn't die at the line from a Nice Nigger
ASSASSINATE OGURI CAP
THE IDEAL IDOLTHE FIRST TRIPLE CROWN Q/v/EENWE WILL ALL DIE OF STARVATION
I think I literally whiffed encroaching shadow
Your response?
ABSOLUTE - Oy NeighLANCE - der/v/>>3071818GAOGAOGAO - /herse/DESERTPARFAIT - /v/mapyoiThese are the responsibles for ruining the Stakes forever, ban them from all future tournaments
>>3071845So do you acknowledge Queen Scarlet as well?
Lol taishit
>Tie breaker>The umas that needed to battle weren't thereThat room doesn't count, we need Taishin and Oguri
That was such a fun arima kino stakesThanks for the hostans
Stand tall Taishin... you are strong
>>3071718SOMEONE DO THIS BUT WITH TAISHIN BEATS OGURI
Why does XOG gets a tiebreak after Taishin wins, but Taishin doesn't gets oneWhyYou are a bunch of fucking riggers
I can count the barbin sightings on a single hand lmao
The thing about XOg's ult is that it can fire in whatever position which allows an edge in lobbies with a high variance in whatever positions show up to any given race
FUCK YOU FRONTNIGGERS
>I WISH A NON-FRONT RUNNER WON THE ARIMA KINO
K W A BWABHOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!
>>3071851Oguri Cap?Isn't that the funny horse that likes to eat a lot?
>>3071861based
>>3071860FRAUD
WE HAVE NEVER BEEN IN HIGHER DOOMING
I take back anything nice I've said about Oguri Cap
>Taishin wins>Rig the vote by running the races simultaneously instead of staggeredIt's a conspiracy
Debuffers are not allowedThus Palmer winsEasy
As the second host, I invite you to throw tomatoes at me, I have brought a thousand years of despair.
Brb gonna go to the club room and suck off my clubmate.
>>3071861Are you mad? You sound mad
FUCK YOU
Taishin won and nobody but a subhuman would pretend otherwise, it's either Taishin or never do a Stakes ever again
I am Nice Nature, and I'm here to ask you a questionIs a pace chaser not entitled to the sweat of her brow?"No!" says the tiny woman, "It belongs to the backliners.""No!" says the dying gyaru, "It belongs to my fellow frontoid.""No!" says the valentine clanker "It belongs to me."I reject these answers; instead, I choose something different.I choose the impossible. I choose... MURMUR.
>>3071884LANCE YOU FOOL!
>>3071885
BEHEAD OGURI CAP>BEHEAD OGURI CAPBEHEAD OGURI CAP>BEHEAD OGURI CAPBEHEAD OGURI CAP>BEHEAD OGURI CAPBEHEAD OGURI CAP>BEHEAD OGURI CAPBEHEAD OGURI CAP>BEHEAD OGURI CAPBEHEAD OGURI CAP>BEHEAD OGURI CAPBEHEAD OGURI CAP>BEHEAD OGURI CAPBEHEAD OGURI CAP>BEHEAD OGURI CAPBEHEAD OGURI CAP>BEHEAD OGURI CAPBEHEAD OGURI CAP>BEHEAD OGURI CAPBEHEAD OGURI CAP>BEHEAD OGURI CAPBEHEAD OGURI CAP>BEHEAD OGURI CAPBEHEAD OGURI CAP>BEHEAD OGURI CAP
>>3071861>>3071885You're bigger niggers than them
REMINDER THAT DER/V/ RUNS THE STAKES AND CONTROLS THE OUTCOME! THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR PAIN AND MISERY!
>>3071885Not looking good for /v/mapyoididn't realize their members were this soulless...
ZRR would've been an umazing Queen
/v/ma HATES pressing the stamina button in careers
The doomnigger was rightFuck gacha slop, fuck Cygoys and fuck xogniggers. Can't wait to never see her ass again after evo skills.
>>3071887
ITS NEVER BEEN MORE DOBER
>>3071882It's not your fault really. You can't control the participants. That's all there is to it.Anyways we have finally found the way to ruin Nice Nature's formerly impeccable PR.
>>3071884Kill yourself>>3071893Suck my fucking cock dude
>>3071885NOT LOOKING GOOD
>>3071809Alright, guess we're going to Arby's.
To be fair the Palmer torena was a retard for not at least bringing an extra white recov on his Palmer.
>>3071886Palmer was the real phantom triple crown here
I accept this result. She isn't even a meta pick this CM so it's considered oshigaming.
I WONT LET IT HAPPEN, I'M TAKING OUT OGURI CRAP
it... it was her turn though...
>>3071896I don't wanna read LOTR though...
>>3071885I keep accidentally running into /v/ma+/vg/ accounts when looking for parents more often lately and i dont know what that implies for the state of the game
>>3071893nah running debuffers in a sovl lobby is the ultimate nigger moveif I were their danchou I would immediately kick them.
1600/1200/1200 is not a stat line I am capable of hitting
Honestly the doxxing was deserved this time, they fucking ruined everything
>>3071909Fuck you
Oh my fucking God I am laughing way too fucking hard, my sides hurt
Uhhh so who won? just got here
>>3071885Our stakes would have ended in 3 rounds if not for them. Maybe they're fine
>>3071919It's beautiful isn't it?
>>3071920Rigged in favour of Oguri
>>3071920Everyone bit taishin
>>3071920Narita Taishin
My sides hurt I can't breathe
>>3071920Taishin
>>3071920result voided by niggatry
>>3071920You thought you were done with XOg after CM19?Think again!
>>3071920go back to sleep it's fucking over
oguri in arima = SEAmonkey
>>3071920XogTaishin jobbed. Her torenas forgot to join the last roomThe 2nd host forgot to make a tiebreaker.It's the worst possible timeline
>>3071920TAISHIN
>>3071867
>>3071920Consider
>>3071920Offmeta oshi xoguri cap wonSomeone's having a melty because a few people put in a cheeky debuffer for the lolz
>>30719151500 speed is unironically enough if you're bringing brickbert
>>3071896The first win was already amazing enough desu
Suzuka didn't pace up enough and gave the win away to the needy
>offmeta
>>3071920Taishin>>3071932>>3071936XOg didn't win shut the fuck up
https://poal.me/dc865eTime to make the decision
>>3071932I didn't forget, I didn't make one because of the tiebreaker. My timing is awful with this.
>>3071937ok but power and wit are still dogshit
REMINDER SHE IS STRONG IN THE SPRINT TOO! WE'RE GETTING ANOTHER DOUBLE REIGN/FAMINE!
Who the fuck cares who the fuck is queen. All that matters is that I won plat.
>Lets hope barbin doesn't win the triple crown>FUCKING OGURI WINS ITIm gonna fuckin throw up bro im dying
>>3071942Facts don't care about your feelings.
>>3071936After about 7 bullshit answers, you're saying Xog won?
>tiebreaker >one of the contestants for the tiebreaker is missing This shouldn't be allowed.
OGURI IS USHERING AN AGE OF FAMINE WITH THE GREAT FLATLINING
>>3071947tr/v/kecongrats on the plat
>>3071885OSU!
Im fucking dying bruh
>Lost to a bobobot + 2 debuffers>Stakes had the worst possible outcome...
>>3071943>XOgniggers bottingLMAOOOOOOOO
The only reason Taishin even won btw is because of the debuffers in the room btw, so did she even deserve the win in the first place?>>3071738
>>3071906Coulda shoulda, who brings debuffers to these anywaysShe got me a plat so I can't be too hard on her
>>3071952Yes
I love all of you guys. The shitposting frenzy has hit a new zenith today.
Alright I was going to have a big melty to vent my frustrations now that the stakes are done with and the winner was awful, but it looks like things are already kind of a shitshow right now so I guess I'll hold off for the time being
>Hey guys
>lost to Spe and Vourbonpretty much how all CM went so i ain't even mad.
>>3071953This, we need an actual tiebreaker
>>3071965Nono, please, go ahead, get it out of your system, this is the designated thread for it
>>3071958Me too bro, me too. I completely skipped the stakes because I was so fucking mad. Im over it though.
>>3071735And chicken dinner goes to the swimsuit fatty! That mun had a crazy surge but to the winner goes the dinner! Congratulations to the trainer of that McQueen!
Tears in my eyes, the three goddesses have a very funny sense of humor
Grats Taishin oh wait
I REGRET NOTHING!
>>3071952>Races were all staggered>Last two races were ran simultaneously because reasons>Taishin won first>Taishin trainer fumbled and didn't join the tie breaker>Palmer would've won in three without a Nigger Nature
give it to me straight, does it ever stop hurting
>>3071968Aston machan?
>>3071955Thanks bro.
>>3071965Better to have the melty when it'll quickly get washed away
Reminder that artists try to make Xog become queen so they can take a break from drawing. Don't believe their lies!
When are you niggers going to decide if ties do or do not exist? You switch it every time depending on what you want the results to be.
NO NO NO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TAISHIN'S TURN SHE DESERVES THIS!
>Three steaks?
>>3071963Kinda funnyThe sovlful hero we deserved
From the threads that brought you Frontbroken and Crab Trainer we present:Xogbroken
>>3071962You should have known this thread is full of niggers.
>>3071989I AM XOG BROKEN
>>3071986>the xoggier cries out in pain as he strikes you
There's two methods for the tiebreaker that have been shown.The first was a single room with only the disputed candidates in question, like with Seiun/Daiwa in the 8th /v/ictory stakes. The second one is to just keep going on until someone has hit 3 wins, which is the method that has been utilized since then.
>>3071932>Her torenas forgot to join the last roomI tried, but my hands were too shaky and I misclicked thinking you are a second rate and getting two stakes wins will do that to you. I'm running it back in the Sprint now, I will realize her potential!
>>3071982
>>3071915its probably decent in pubs especially if lightning surge hits
>>3071977Yes. Next time don't metaslave so you can hold your head up high regardless of victory or defeat.
>>3071977After you win one as a fraud and lose when when you get frauded, you realize that it doesn't really matter and you did your job getting to A finals
Why haven't the doxxed niggers answered for themselves?
>>3071993>The first was a single room with only the disputed candidates in question, like with Seiun/Daiwa in the 8th /v/ictory stakes.This works better so you don't have a scenario like now with no Taishin showing up for the supposed tie breaker.
>>3071962To be fair it's a single debuffer. Meaning you got lucky with your finals if you didn't encounter one if you could gas with a single natie.
>Peacefully abdicates the throne >Xog swoops inIts just like real /his/tory
>>3071999Shut the fuck up /v/madanchou you doxxing faggot.
>>3071999They have, your wit is just too low to see it, the posts are there
First soulful queen we've had since Suzuka.
>BACKLINERS CAN'T WIN THE STAKES BTW
>>3071993YOU CANNOT DO A TIEBREAKER WITHOUT BOTH UMAS IN ITIT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE THIS RESULT IS VOID AND UNTIL A PROPER TIEBREAKER IS MADE TAISHIN IS THE QUEEN
>>3071999They have and they are unrepentant filth.
>>3071999Cuz we are anonymous
>>3071975Palmer would have been fine too, I just want someone new. Queen OC has been dying.
>>3071999Taishin only won because of them >>3071961
>>3071992No, I genuinely think this is a really funny outcomeJust the other day some guy posted his Oguri + double dominator team and people were saying it was soul simply because it wasn't fronts and I just found the whole interaction fucking hilarious. This is a great outcome. Hope you all had fun see you in two weeks neiighaaaaaas
>>3071999I CAN'T BELIEVE IM FAMOUS!
>>3071999I have nothing to say. I am a spineless worm and I should be stepped on.
I told you niggers we'd need actual rules for this shit at some point, God this is a mess
>>3072012Drawer hereNot drawing the fat pigThanks for your attention
>>3071977Depends, if you're a retard like me who attach his self esteem to not getting raped by rng, then it never fucking stops hurting
very sad CM if palmer didn't job to a seiun I could have got a comfortable win. I've got to do a Rudolf/Palmer/Shakur team again next long CM I don't think I've got a 70% WR in round 2 before so I want to make them win next time.
>>3072008The result is void regardless because niggers went in to throw
>>3072015not understanding sarcasm is a sign of autism
OGURI CAP HAS RUINED THE GAME
>>3072021BASEDDRAWFAGS AND THE PEOPLE CHOOSE THE QUEEN IN THE ENDXOGURI IS NOT QUEEN
Can we bring back based danchou too?
>>3072021Can you draw some Rob Roys then? I know her #1 fangirl has been drawing her a lot but still
>>3072015Aside from shitposting, I do honestly believe that she deserved this win.
>>3071982We go by Shiraoki-sama rules. Whichever result is funnier they win.
Chop, chop. I want to see everyone S rank every song in Musedash by tomorrow
>>3072025expecting 90% of the users on the autism site not to have autism is a sign of retardation
I dont think I've ever laughed at a post stakes harder than this
>>3071997to be fair my oshi is seiun, i've gotten third place in all the Grand Concert CMs, this was the best chance for me to have her win, to be fair i didn't metaslave in CM17-19 (18 is debatable)>CM 17: Triple Late Surger Festival Gold City, OG Mayano Top Gun, NY TM Opera O>CM 18: Wedding Fine Motion, XMas Biwa, Ballroom Seiun Sky>CM 19: Ines Fujin, Silence Suzuka, Narita Brian>CM 20: Ballroom Seiun, Kitasan Black, Silence Suzuka
>>3072020It's part of the chaosLike it or not this is what true sovl looks likeTrollingCheeringSeethingRejoicingAll sides of the same coinRules would be faggy. Just do whatever you want.And please mind that I hate XOG with all of my soul, but rulesfagging would be a bad idea, especially with all the control freak faggots running amok.
>>3072021Based.
>>3072021Base. I say no new art for recurring queens.
>>3072015It's funnier this way, and I'm all for this result.She got it fair and square (debuffers)
>>3071962One of the most famous reigns in our history was a result of people sacrificing their slots to prevent fronts from winning. Expect anything from stakes.
>>3072035The Falco Curren one was funnier.
>>3072002She had a 40% wr and managed to win the plat even without her specialI've survived naties before so this must've been a particularly bad set of circumstances
>>3072027You repeating that doesn't make it less validOguri won, go be a good third rate and train for sprints to pick your next queen
>Barbin will cause the greatest melty of them allARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
>der/v/ instigating an /v/ma civil war by installing a universally hated q/v/een while creating a rightful underdog pretenderAll of you people are blind! Wake up! der/v/ is always one step ahead of us!
Man just wait until the Eurobros find out about this one.
>>3072029Sure why not, actually I had plans for her
>>3071977No, sometimes you just get robbed in broad daylight, but I guess I get over it a little bit faster.
OH DRAWWWWWFAAAAAAAAAGGSYOUR QUEEN IS WAITING FOR NEW OC
>>3072055kys
DIRT RACES?????????THIS IS WORSE THAN A 3RD XOG CROWN
>>3072055KILL HER
>>3072057IT'S BC XOG CAN RUN DIRT TOO
>>3072033What rhythm games even have Uma tracks?
>>3072037This shit gets worse every stakes and is just not fun anymore. This won't be a thing anymore a year from now because we won't at least settle on HOW a winner is declared of all fucking things
I REALLY think you should eat your vegetables
>>3072037I do not consider this a valid win in the slightest, but I do agree that you should be able to do whatever you want.You shouldn't be shielded from doxxing, scorn, and hatred if you are a neigha though.
THREAD THEME>THREAD THEMETHREAD THEME>THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFLRzXUlT6khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFLRzXUlT6khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFLRzXUlT6khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFLRzXUlT6k
Belka is behind this.
It's actually very fitting. Xog attains the triple crown while we'll shitpost about the potential q/v/een (if but never is) forevermore.
I can't believe I have to share a club with this oguri faggot
>>3072036Whenever i lose i shitpost extra hard during the stakes. It washes the sting of defeat away immediately for me. Don't forget that this is just a game and we're all here to have >fun.
Should have not skipped the stakes, Bourbons.
Can Global reach this?
>>3072020>JUST LET ME FRONTS WIN EVERY TIME!not really
GENTLEMEN, DO WE NEED A MONARCHY? WHAT ABOUT A REPUBLIC
>>3072057your agnes dirtgital?
>>3072065Not watching your hollywood slop, /tv/
Allison can't decide if she wants to use Christmas or Holidays when trannylating this shit. MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND NIGGER
>>3072048Lmao, Taishin won, it will be remembered that way because you niggers are a minority who want to keep ruining the game
God she's huge
STORM THE CAPITALPREVENT THE VOTES FROM BEING CERTIFIED
SO, IT HAPPENED AGAIN. WE CAN BLAME RNG, WE CAN BLAME WITCHECKS, WE CAN BLAME ROOM COMPOSITION, WE CAN BLAME THE STAKES, WE CAN BLAME THE ANONS, WE CAN BLAME DER/V/, WE CAN BLAME THE WHALES, WE CAN BLAME OUR EGOS, WE CAN BLAME THE STAMINA DEBUFF STRAT, WE CAN BLAME OUR TRAINERS, WE CAN BLAME CYGAMES, WE CAN BLAME THE SCHEDULE, WE CAN BLAME THE JINX, WE CAN BLAME OUR HATERS, WE CAN BLAME XOGFAGGOTS. WE CAN PRAISE MIHONO BOURBON'S EFFORT BUT THE TRUTH IS IT'S SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH. TACTICS, POTENTIAL, GUTS YOU NAME IT, IT ALL STINKS.DON'T GET ME WRONG, I STILL HAVE FULL FAITH IN TAISHIN AND THE POTENTIAL, BUT MASSIVE GOLD SKILLS ARE DESPERATELY NEEDED FOR SPRINT. OTHERWISE I'M NOT VERY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE NEXT CM, OR OUR CHANCES IN WINNING QUEEN OF /V/MA, FOR THAT MATTER. NOT RUNNING LIKE THIS.WHAT DO YOU THINK, /NTUG/? IS GUTS THE PROBLEM? ARE WE #TAISHIN OR #TAISHOUT?SOME LINKS TO EASE THE PAINhttp://hiro.asks.jp/https://jlingz.comhttps://x.com/hirox246https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
>>3072052I am a son of Evropa and i'm having a blast! This is truly a return to form for the stakes. I love the shitposting like you wouldn't believe.
>>3072073CURREN-CHAN TASUKETE
>TAISHIN IS THE WINNER XOG ONLY WON BECAUSE OF DEBUFFS>AAAAAAAAAAAUGGGGHH I'M GONNA DOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX>in reality, taishin only won because of said debuffers
taishinkeks i am so sorry...
>>3072078>he doesn't know
>A third term
KILL OGURI CAPTAISHIN IS THE RIGHTFUL HEIR
>>3072084You are supposed to do this when she loses, she won
hmmmm.... perhaps we should host a unofficial oguri vs taishin lobby to see who would truly win head to head...
IM STARTING TO WARM UP TO OGURI 3THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF NARITA TAISHIT
Curren is not my Queen, Seuin is not my Queen, XOG sure as fuck is not my Queen either.
>>3072096We did and Taishin flaked
>>3071947Holy shit, congrats man!>>3071965Tell me about it. I'm lucky but the rest of my club basically lost bigly.
>>3072055ryona anon needs to draw you and natie getting skinned alive by taishin and palmer
>>3072099Taishin is my princess
>Tiebreaker>But only 1 uma who must tiebreak participatesGenuinely, are you all just playing dumb or are you actually this retarded? We did actual tiebreakers with Seiun/Daiwa and Curren/FalconWhy not now?
I'm happy oguri won because it made the hallmonitor absolutely livid
SHE'LL TAKE OUR FOOD BUT SHE'LL NEVER TAKE OUR WUV
>>3072084#TAISHIN FOREVER, GLORY GLORY NARITA TAISHIN
>happy if Taishin wins because i like her and it's funny>happy if Taishin loses because she's so bulliable and it's funnyIt's a true win-win situation.
This might be the funniest stakes ever
>>3072107I can't wait until he fucks up and doxxes himself
>>3072107Is the hall monitor in the club with you right now?
>>3072103Anon, natie helped taishin win.
BRING FORTH THE NEW QUEEN
Congratulations to everyone who won, and to Oguri for winning the stakes and becoming the first ever Triple Crown winner.Hope you guys have a nice day, or had a nice day. Remember, keep your cortisol levels low!Have this C.B. to help keep them low.
>>3072105Everyone's being contrarian for keks
Sorry TaiSHIT
THY MEAGER POTENTIAL QUAILS TO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT in octoberMERRY CHRISTMAS MS TAISHINhttps://youtu.be/ELJf83TelA0?si=J_S42grQrLNz_8cP
>>3072115LMAO
>>3072120Oguri didn't win tho
RYONA GODSSTOP BULLYING ROB ROYDRAW XOG GETTING WHAT SHE DESERVES AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>3072105Too many niggers ITT
>>3072082whoa!
>>3072069You don't have toif I shared a club with him I'd find a new club.
>>3072105We did and taishin didn't show up
M FUCKING DYING
>>3071683You blame XOguri for this, but I blame this image for jinxing it.
U MAD
>>3072087Palmerbros are the true queenGlory to aster
>>3072140>>3072140>>3072140>>3072140>>3072140
I don't want to be a host anymore.
>>3072134Imagine if this was the next thread op...
>>3072133CULTURAL
>>3072123>Christmas currently in-game>Arima is set on December>XOguri winsIT WAS FATED TO HAPPEN
>>3072105The host was too high on adrenaline to make a proper tiebreaker room, that's why. It's stupid but we'll just have to leave this edition of the stakes undecided.
>A trainee that only one Anon likely trained for the CM>vs a former meta pick that everyone has on had>DUURRR HURRR THE TAISHIN FLAKEDretards
>>3072148>It's stupid but we'll just have to leave this edition of the stakes undecided.No?????Just host another room now, it's so fucking easy
>>3072127oguri is never getting oc I'm afraid
>>3072143LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO >>3072141In all seriousuness, we should make a proper Oguri one.
>>3072166Nono, leave this one, it's funnier
>>3072033Can I play maimai instead?
>>3072142Don't worry about it. It's all good. Don't let a few sore anons get to you! Remember the stakes are supposed to be >fun!
>>3072152I tried joining most rooms with my own Taishin but I wasn't quick enough to get in in the 0.1 seconds before they fill. The Taishin that got in has literally said he misclicked because he was too nervous and so missed the room.
>>3072158it'll never solve anything, people are contrarians and we have no actual rule set to figure this shit out.
>>3071969>>3071980>>3072101Well, if you insist. Maybe it'll at least be a nice change of pace from everyone else's seethingI'M FUCKING SICK OF LOSING SO MUCHIT FEELS LIKE FOR EVERY CM I WIN I LOSE TWO MORE, AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I WIN I'LL NEVER CATCH UP TO YOU GUYSI'LL NEVER FEEL LIKE A FIRST-RATEI'LL NEVER FEEL LIKE I CAN COMPETEI'LL NEVER FEEL LIKE I'VE ACTUALLY IMPROVED OR GOTTEN STRONGERI'LL NEVER GET A HIGH WINRATENOBODY WILL EVER SEE ME AS A RIVALI KNOW I HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MY CM PERFORMANCE BECAUSE THERE ARE PLENTY OF ANONS WITH WAY FEWER PLATS THAN ME, BUT SOMETIMES IT FEELS AS THOUGH I MAY AS WELL HAVE NONE COMPARED TO THE *REAL* FIRST-RATESHONESTLY, IT FEELS LIKE I CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING THESE DAYS BECAUSE HALF THE THREAD IS CRABS AND THE OTHER HALF IS SMUG CONDESCENDING ASSHOLESI JUST WANNA RUN WITH EVERYONE AND HAVE FUN RACES BUT NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY IT NEVER FEELS LIKE I'M WORTHY OF COMPETINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwould've posted a crying Kitasan image if we weren't at image limit
>>3072082She looks like a plus size woman wearing that coat
>>30721482nd host should have spectated and as soon as XOG won should have made a room ASAPOr could have made it right afterIt was stupid, but the stupidness is part of the steaks.The good and the bad, I will accept it all
>>3072142don't feel bad
This is the 3rd CM in a row where my umas placed 2-3-4th and lost to inferior umas. It is what it is.
>>3071977Win once vs better umas, lose once vs worse (the more the gap the better in both cases) and it won't matter that much anymore for you.
