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>Capricorn Cup
Race Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. Registration begins October 27th

>Catbox script
https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb

>Monthly Schedule (October)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large

>Umalator
https://umalator.app

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Pandora LOVE
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>>3085836
-s BBC!
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rosters for the 2 remaining October JRA GIs are out, anything interesting I should know about them outside of the fact that Lovecen is lovecen and Croix de Nord is Croix de Nord
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>>3085831
>>3085845
The Q/v/een demands bread
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Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Umas at a Racecourse?
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You're trying too hard bwo
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You vill eat ze tomato pie and you vill be happy.
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>>3085850
Holy melty
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>>3085856
no! i will do feng shui and also be a villain. NO to tomatomai
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>>3085856
I want Hokko in a skimpy bikini jiggling as she runs and dances, not as an old fat jew
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>w-w-why'd you make a thread after hitting bump limit WHY WHY WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHH
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>>3085870
hmmmmmmm nyo
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>>3085850
>>3085870

You are a mentally ill waste of space. Let people have fun, if they want a thread, they will make one, if not, they will wait. You are just ruining the mood trying to control people.
No one has to abide by your rules just because you demand it. Stupid cunt.
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>>3085851
Understandable keep baking
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>>3085870
Eat a dick faggot you're the only one ruining these threads by pretending to be someone cause in your real life you're a loser faggot who's never had any pussy and your parents are ashamed of you and you smell like an old dumpster
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>>3085887
nice projection
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>>3085876
Not them, and I don't mind both no bakes and early bakes, but it has at least revealed that the one bitching about the lewd fanart, is in fact, the same fuck that kept forcing people what not to do.
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>>3085887
Started well but ended up like some playground insults bro
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>>3085856
i would like some tomato pie, actually
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>>3085870
>how thinks work here
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>>3085887
I am kinda all of that, and even then I'm not that pathetic, to spend my days trying to control the "baking frequency" of a thread, and having autistic meltdowns over other people posting too many images or making a new thread too fast or whatever. I feel you need to be an advanced form of autist to care about that and trying to enforce it while wielding 0 power
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If you post Curren you're just admitting you're Filipino
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>>3085841
honestly don't know anything about most of these horses either
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>>3085899
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>>3085899
You weren't suppose to point that out...
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>>3085899
just deleted every curren picture i had
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Ok you guys are right those posts were retarded
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>>3085841
Who is St.Leger and why is Japanese version of him so important?
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>everyone's ganging up on you and blaming you
You can easily refute this by saying it's /vg/ or a raid
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this has got to be a /vg/ raid
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Hey /v/ros! What's going on here?
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I like Curren and I'm proud
I like Bounceslop and I'm proud
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>>3085913
this is a raid from /x/
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>>3085913
This is a raid
From me to my fridge
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>>3085841
I have a feeling old man Shake Your Heart will upset.
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>>3085917
how do I create an uma tulpa
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>>3085887
Try a little less harder next time.
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>>3085916
>>3085915
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>>3085841
masquerade ball won the autumn tenno sho last year and danon decile has 2 g1 wins so it should be a good race
i think lovcen takes it unless something unexpected happens
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>everything bad in my life is /vg/
Go visit a doctor, psycho.
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You can tell this is a /uma/ raid because /v/ma is a Falcon board.
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>>3085925
you have to imagine that you yourself are at tracen at this very moment
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/vg/ and /uma/ stole my bike
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Everything bad in my life happened because of Rice Shower
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>>3085930
TRVKE
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/vg/ stole my heart medication
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>>3085925
Well, first start thinking of Seiun, and then just dont stop
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>>3085930
We hate Fatco here
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>>3085912
apparently the St Leger is the last leg of the British triple crown and is roughly 3000 m, all the JP triple crown races are named after the British triple crown
>THE SATSUKI SHO (Japanese 2000 Guineas)
>JAPANESE DERBY
for the other two
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>>3085841
>Tenno Sho Autumn
This one has a few familiar names.
The oldest horse there, Seiun Hades, is coming off a recent win at the G2 Manichi Okan.
Regaleira might be past her prime but she is a multiple G1 winner.
Masquerade Ball is last year's Tenno Sho Autumn winner, so keep an eye on him.
Danon Decile hasn't won a G1 since the 2024 Japanese Derby but has maintained good finishing positions ever since.
>Kikuka Sho
A lot of WUVcen's rivals from the previous entries in the Classic Triple Crown and last year's Hopeful Stakes are here.
2nd favorite Danon History is a new challenger that hasn't raced against Lovcen yet, and is being ridden by Lememe.
Justin Chicago recently beat Going to Sky (who was the 1st favorite for that race) at the G2 St Lite Kinen and is on a 2-win streak going into the Kikuka Sho.
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i left a /vg/ club to join a /v/ club
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/uma/ stole my... Heart?
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>>3085913
This is how 4chan has always worked, you deflect if too many people call you out on your bullshit.
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>>3085944
Based. I was in a random club, but it got fucking D+ rank, so i joined a /v/ma club. That was last august if i recall
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>65 FTE after final concert
>fast learner run
>0 rainbows during URA

This fucking game
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>>3085944
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>>3085951
Literally everything in my life is someone else's fault
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What has /vg/ ever done for us?
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>>3085956
>>3085944
M-Mambro?!
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It's funny cause /vg/ never talks about /v/ma but /v/ma is OBSESSED with /uma/
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>>3085930
Maybe once she wins a stakes
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>>3085966
Yet /uma/ can't stop coming here and not the other way around. Curious!
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>>3085962
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I may or may not try to draw. What are the /v/ma approved glove lengths?
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>>3085971
There's several posters from here in /vg/
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>>3085971
>not the other way around
>implying
Im originally from here, and I have both threads opened at once
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>>3085976
My brain cannot fathom that people on 4chan are using the website as intended
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>>3085973
I am fine with all, really
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>>3085975
Wrong.
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>>3085971
You are actually kinda retarded if you don't make use if both threads
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>>3085973
none
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>he's still having a meltdown over typical cute uma and lewd uma posting
Next he'll cry and pretend it's unacceptable or "offtopic" for anons to talk about how they want to fuck their favorite uma.
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>>3085984
Like this guy >>3085981
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>swordnado boss is spin jumping around the arena
>finally stops
>get one (1) hit in. Two (2) if I'm using a short weapin
>boss leaps across the arena. Takes 15 seconds to reach him again
>goes swordnado mode again. Wait a minute for my turn
>boss uses some move that *might* end his flailing combo.
>if I attack, 50/50 chance I guessed wrong and eat shit
>if I wait, 50/50 chance I missed my turn and I have to watch him jump and spin for another minute
I'm so sick of souls bosses. Give me the level design and gimmick bosses of DeS/DS1. DS3 and ER are shit.
I'm glad the umamusume don't play that trash. They're rhythm fighting and puzzle gawds.
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Uh oh, the ref/vg/ees are are throwing a tantrum again.
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>>3085984
the other thread is too fast for my feeble brain, also i then have ocd of backreading every thread i missed so i lose 2 hours of time
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Uh anyway, can we talk about the fucking game now instead of majorly homosexual bullshit that doesn't matter
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>>3085973
Above elbow is sex
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>>3085973
I personally like anything above the elbow
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REWARDS IN LESS THAN 5 HOURS!
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>>3086004
Agreed. Sprint rooms?
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/vg/ is akin to the California exodus. They all want to leave and bring their problems with them but nobody knows why it got so bad.
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>>3086004
I figure I'll ask again, do I keep trying to grandparent loopa or do I move on to parents? Because I'm getting jack shit.
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>>3086008
I got 2/3 aces done and none are final versions, otherwise id gladly host
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>>3086007
What the fuck are they tallying?
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>>3085966
To be fair, /v/ has been PERSECUTED and told to go to /vg/ their whole existence. It's the fault of others that /vg/ resistance is so ingrained here.
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>>3085971
Why not both? I'm here all the time but I go to the other board during our dead hours.
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>>3086009
/vm/ is like an Amish village where talking about anything modern, sexual, or fun is considered harem.
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>>3086010
The one on the right is usable even if it's not that good white skill wise, use a borrow for other GGP and it should be good
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Rewatching the anime. What were they thinking with season 3?
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>>3085999
Feeble cursed Torena! Let's hope the magnificence of my posts does not deter you! Heh heh!
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gonna ask again, what order should i remake them in that won't have me tearing my hair out (easiest to improve on)
>pace suzu
>pace Wcurren
>pace Ctaiki
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>>3086020
They were too high on Kitasexo fumes so they forgot to make the story good
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>>3086018
>harem not haram
You're white
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Enough gay shit, post which uma you're mutating.
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>>3086004
/vm/ is literally for talking about the game, umayuru and the other spinoffs since day 1
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>we are not like /vg/!
Not yet, but if the mod allows the spambots to run free then eventually we will become /vg/
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>>3086018
does that mean we have really good furniture and baked goods and puppy mills?
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>>3086022
>pace Suzu
You sound like her previous trainer dude. Pass the controller at this point
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>>3086029
Puppies you say?
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>>3086022
That suzuka is struggling with that speed desu
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>>3086029
>really good furniture
under chairman rickey's regime
>baked goods
you didn't know that we're also /ck/?
>puppy mills
uhhhh
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>>3086033
they neglect the puppies...
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>>3086026
I wanted to play pace Bourbon for midrace + groundwork conc but my parent lines have her as GP
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>>3086020
They wanted to shill Kitasan as much as possible and turned their brain off when they realized it was hard to make her career interesting
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>>3086027
Yes I agree, what doesn't matter is tribalism or meta gay shit that I dont care about. When do we see KING halo playing gang beasts?
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>>3086027
>/vm/
I think this board should be renamed to
>/vm/ - Videogames and Mounds bar
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>>3086040
Can't you run her as a front? She has sprint C I think
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whoever decided you can have a random mood down just after doing a recreation to fix mood needs to die
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>>3086039
No...
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>>3086022
Why does taiki and curren have groundwork?
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>>3086037
if we were actually /ck/ we'd talk about what our favorite mcdonald's burger order is instead of talking about cooking
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>>3086048
Fronts are super bad in sprint so its straight up easier to win with a pace mutant
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>>3086044
5 days of jobber competition before fighting the KING
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>>3086044
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>>3085971
Lots of people that join rooms join rooms on both boards.
I started on /v/ma too but joined an /uma/ club cause they're more active and didn't have to deal with jannies
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>>3086026
We're bringing the fight to the dirtoids home turf next CM!
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>>3086044
Like four to five days I think?
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>>3086022
The ones lacking sprint s will always take priority
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Who are the competitors anyway? I forgot
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>>3086052
/v/ma is KFC territory.
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>>3086061
From your testing which taiki is better? It looks like OG will be
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>>3086061
Bruh how do you all mutate sprint G umas when im struggling with base el condor pasa mutations
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>>3086019
I am using borrows but I don't know how people get good parents. I hate that I've had to make entirely new lineages all through GL and only being able to make aces a week before the CM starts. This is the best I have for a great grandparent and this still isn't good.
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>>3086053
yep that's the same reason i'm doing pace suzu
>>3086051
ah that was an SP test mainly, didn't get a third activator unfort, unless you think focus + pace savvy + shrewd/uma stan is a good enough GW activator
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>>3085971
Lotta people telling on themselves.
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>>3086052
>Mcdonalds
In my vicinity as a euro i have a mcd's, kfc, subway, for some reason popeyes, and burger king, and out of all of these burger king has the biggest burgers, so i prefer going there
>but the taste?
All fastfood is slop, but bk is the most filling for the price. Mcd's is not only slop, but overpriced as well
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>>3086026
>all cm scarlets.jpg
Scarlet, as always. With Akebono. I don't know who to train for a third. Maybe Hayahide again.
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>>3086026
CHADFORCE ASSEMBLE
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>>3086044
Realistically, would she have mopped the floor with them if she had rolled imposter. Or would El Condor Griefer have fallen back to her group up tactics?
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>>3086027
Day 1, yeah, but then our resident fag got high on his own fumes and started policing the threads for “the greater good.” And look at how inflated his ego has gotten, to the point where he has an unprompted meltdown whenever some anons dare to post sexy fanart or bake without his permission. Bakes are still somewhat understandable, but getting mad because of a fanart is peak retarded.
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>>3086052
>McDonalds
A tr/v/e /v/merican knows Culvers is the best burger.
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>>3086074
BK has stepped it up, when I lived in Japan unironically I'd go there often because they had cool regional collabs that actually weren't bad. I remember this league of legends spicy one or something from three years ago still
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>>3086026
I need my GARdan to lock in so fuckin badly, she won me a sprint plat already im trying to get a back to back
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>>3086070
honestly if the pink were a 2* sprint or 2* EC that'd be usable.
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>>3086083
I don't live in Wisconsin but honestly in&out is pretty damn good. I also don't live on the west coast anymore though so I just overpay for 5 guys
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>>3086028
We literally have Windyfag before him
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>>3086084
They have a dragon ball collab here. I could jist go there tomorrow and potentially get a Bejita toy that comes with a kids meal.
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>>3086087
I'm just using this for Taiki while the borrow is some giga parent with a bunch of shit. I don't remember what exactly I was using this Gold Ship for. So she's okay for skills at least, but I usually get about 5-8 white skills on my lineages at best, and they're always missing one good skill or another.
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>>3086083
I haven't had a burger in like 5 years. But shake shack was pretty good as far as chains go, if a bit expensive. And I know their shakes were the main draw.
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>>3086026
Mummycreek
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>>3086028
>spambot
(You) come here every day for every thread and you really think it's a spambot and not just an autist that also comes here every thread? You people are retarded.
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>>3086093
SS fell off hard, I never had a good burger there
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Okay anon, Serious question. I need you to lock the fuck in.
Your favorite uma has three months to SL1 dark souls 1, dark souls 2 and dark souls 3. If she fails, you fucking die.
You are allowed to help and coach her, but you cannot play the game for her.
How fucked are you?
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>>3086026
She alreayd won me my first plat and Ms.Victoria, but making her an End is still worth a try
Inspirations are gonna be pain tho
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>>3086068
For me, it's by resetting after first inspiration if no pinks hit. Even while doing this it will take multiple sessions to get a usable uma.
>>3086067
I think they could be somewhat evenly matched.
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>>3086083
>Culvers
SHUT UP I WILL NEVER HAVE THIS UNLESS I TRAVEL THE POND
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>>3086098
I have faith in Almond Eye but she's on her own. I've never played Dark Souls and never will.
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>>3086098
>Look at my favorite uma
>MIHONO BOURBON
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>>3086026
Wuv Inari and wanna run her for sprint but my loops aren't progressing as well as I'd like.
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>>3086098
Never touched a Fromsoft game... I only play gacha and I have a feeling Taishin is also a tablet/mobile gamer so there's no hope
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>>3086098
>Implying ulala can get past the asylum demon
I am fucking finished.
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>>3086026
Brian. It will be my third time bringing her to a sprint CM and maybe if I'm lucky enough it'll be my third time winning (group B) sprint CM with her placing 1st
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>>3086098
In a row?
>BGF
I trust her, but iven i cant SL1 shit. Its such an absurdly hard channelge, i struggle to think of umas who could even do it. Transcend and Taishin, maybe. Who else?
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>>3086103
Gotcha, I've been using pink taiki almost every cm so I'll try and go back to her OG version and see how it goes
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>>3086098
She's actually a genius and good at everything she picks up so it shouldn't be an issue.
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>>3086098
>seiun sky
she's a secret tryhard, we'll be fineeeeeeeeee
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>>3086098
Honestly I think she's got it, shes a very fast learner. I'll tell her if she pulls it off I'll let her suck me off and she'll do it in a week.
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>>3086080
You are right, I went overboard again, I'm sorry. Won't happen again
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>>3086098
Dude, I can't even imagine Air Groove playing a video game
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>>3086098
She's about to become number one at dark souls
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test
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>>3086098
I've beaten all three of them and I feel like she'd easily complete the mission if I'm telling her what to do.
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>>3086117
Tell her to pick up racing and win a G1 without other racers being DQ'd
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>>3086096
Doesn't matter if you post here everyday or not, you could easily setup a bot that spams the thing you want for you anyway, but my point is still valid.
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>>3086126
At least contribute to the thread if you're ban evading
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>>3086098
>tfw fine throws a tantrum after I tell her to stop leveling resistant and bricks her build
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>>3086131
As somebody that has ritualposted in a long running general on /vg/ in the past I assure you they're just an autist not a bot
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>>3086132
Being banned for no reason is a regular occurrence when using this garbage website so it's wise to make test posts before anything else.
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>>3086098
Can her friends help?
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>>3086135
>/vm/a - Autists Anonymous
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>>3086098
Meisho Doto is lowkey fucking useless bro, you sentenced me to death
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>>3086096
Biological bot.
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>>3086143
Hey Doto is great at many things, like.....
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>>3086098
As someone who played souls' but never SL1'd. How harder is it than a normal playthrough. I think first three games took me over a month just to beat at all. I cant say if some non-gamer uma pick up these games that shed actually do it
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>>3086134
>Fine Motion can you go to wit
>NO I DON'T WANNA
>Fine Motion can you give me Speed Star?
>NO I DON'T WANNA
>Fuck it I'm bringing you to my end closer run
>TEE HEE HERE'S SPEED STAR BEFORE DEBUT WHEN YOU HAVE 150 WIT
Why is she like this? Why are wit cards in general so cruel?
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>>3086098
I've never played Dark Souls so I'm fucked by default.
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>>3086098
Guess I'll die.
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We are all autists and wizards here. Imagine how much farther and how much worse the quality would be if that weren't the case and anti anons were allowed to run amok.
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>let's try and make an actual end closer Inari One
>career goes even fucking worse than the pace chaser inari one I made as a fucking joke
I
FUCKING
HATE
GRAND
LIVE
KILL LIGHT HELLO
KILL WHOEVER DESIGNED THIS SHIT
KILL RANDOM MOOD DOWNS
FUCK OFF
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>>3086149
You just have to take her out for some ramen.
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>>3086130
I do not possess the time traveling powers that would be needed to go back in time and change the career of the now deceased horse she is based on. But as you can see shortly after picking up the guitar she's so good at it that people think she could start a 2 person band with her trainer. Just to show you how naturally good she is at basically everything.
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>>3086153
Neighas who mutate are stronger than me, why do you all do it?
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>>3086098
Teio is canonically beast at video games so if anything I'd trust her to sl1 Dark Souls 3 over myself. I can barely get past Pontiff when playing normally.
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>>3086159
JUST FUCKING PARRY
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>>3086098
With or without DLCs? I trust her but I honestly don't think Fuji would be that good at vidya, like she could probably learn but idk if 3 months would be enough, SL1 is fucking hard although knowing all the skips you can do and glitches I think she could save me eventually with a bit of time left.

If I can skip shit like Gael and other harder optional bosses like Darlurker I don't think it's that hard, the hardest parts for her would probably be O&S, Pontiff and a few more. The final bosses are honestly easier
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>>3086098
Serious question, does Yukino Bijin know what a video game is?
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>>3086098
From what I've seen of her other games, she would get really frustrated if she did poorly and start getting pouty.
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>>3086158
You just add a bunch of Sprint sparks, which you need anyway, and since you have so many it's easier to proc at least 1 Sprint S during your career.
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>>3086162
Yukino Bijin barely knows what a phone is bruh, you think she'll be able to slide the game into a PS4 and handle the controller well enough to beat Artorias?
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>>3086158
I do it for my girls. They are the reason I play. Winning a CM without them would be completely and utterly meaningless.
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>>3086098
Hayahide, pull up speedrun.com and let's begin practicing the glitched categories that skip everything in the game and go right to the final boss.
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>>3086156
>as you can see
I wont even look her direction. Tell her to pick up time traveling
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>>3086167
This is a trick question, she can't do this because the PS4 has no games.
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>>3086158
I like watching my favourite run and I want to see her win. I don't understand why anyone does anything else. I don't care about a platinum title if I had to run someone other than my fave.
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>>3086098
Deadass if you pay Fujin minimum wage I think she pulls it off
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>>3086168
let your girls rest every now and then or they'll get overworked
unless you think her voice line from running too many races is cute like I do for my wife then all power to you but prepare self defense
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>>3086158
Her career story itself is an emotionally manipulative trap to trick brand new players into learning how hardcore mutation works so they can get her to run races she has no business being on.

And I fell for it hook, line, and sinker.
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>>3086158
>why do you all do it
Burning Love
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>>3086158
No point using umas I like less than my favorites. My #1 will always be there, and everyone else I like gets rotated in.
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I'm fighting dinosaurs on Gmod with Stands and other sci-fi bullshit weapons and the dinos are winning, especially Spino
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>>3086179
My ultimate goal is to bring them glory. I can't do that if I don't run them. Besides, they get to rest for the week I try to make parents and ultimately fail.
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>>3086185
UMA MUSUME
PRETTY DERBY
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>>3086098
>Soul Level 1 run
>Pyromancy is the only viable magic
>Sweep will 100% insist on using sorcery
>If I tell her anything she doesn't wanna hear she'll double down
>If she can't beat a boss she'll have a melty
>By the end of the challenge, she'll simply try to place a magic protection thing on me to avoid my death
>It obviously won't work
I AM SO FUCKING FINISHED
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>>3086161
thinking about it, which bosses would cause most issues on a SL1 runs? im completely unaware about these, but im guessing:
>DS1
O&S and maybe Nito?
>DS2
Farm 1mil souls, then Mirror knight and Velstadt i think?
>DS3
I think the hardest would be Abyss watchers and Dancer
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Is there any way at all to control where my IHS proc is? Im not getting carryover
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>>3086193
Unfortunately no, the condition is &phase_laterhalf_random==1
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>>3086193
Beyond arranging your furniture there's no real way.
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sprint room
54820586
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instead of ihs we should have ibs
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Can't make Fitgirl work
Dodi it is
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comfy thread after all
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>>3086198
I already do...
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>>3086197
>That team
Sprint KINO already shaping up to look good.
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>>3086076
Whats your borrow for scarlet since she can't pick up N&N?
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>UF2 Oguri just came almost dead last just ahead of my SS out of position horse by a nose
this really is a casino
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Ey bwobwo!
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>>3086192
Nito is a tank and spawn a ton of bullshit so definitely him, Gwyn is a pushover, 4 Kings could be awful too especially since they keep spawning unless you do a certain amount of damage
>>3086192
I don't remember DS2 that much but most of the bullshit was optional iirc. Except Shrine of Amana, that must be ass cancer to do
>>3086192
I did Dancer at SL1 for a Twink build and yeah, she sucks, I think Lorian and SoC aren't pushovers either. Pontiff would be the hardest 100% on AW you can use the third one to help you and they don't have that much health
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>>3086026
OUR GOAT
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>>3086202
el condor pace-a
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=G7lAYwfgZpy4FedOoyKop_Jb
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>>3086211
I truly don't know what the hell im doing in sprints
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One thing I really dislike about making Kingu for Sprint is that humiliation ritual is pretty much mandatory
She isn't getting enough stamina for even the Derby
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>>3086207
Sister Friede is the most bullshit Soul Level 1 boss for DS3, it took me over 300 attempts. Midir and Gael were difficult too but nothing as difficult as that.
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>>3086197
>>3086202
How do you have fucking teams already? I am so mad
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>>3086026
I mutated an el condor pasa that I'm probably going to keep using and I also want to mutate an Inari One (OG) now
somehow everyone forgot that her normal version has winter runner and straightaway spurt and a triumphant pulse in kit
now I just need to get a good inheritance and a run that isn't a fucking brick like >>3086153 who fucking failed her make debut and came fourth after getting brocked in the zen-nippon junior yushun to barely hit her 3k fans requirement
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>>3086207
In DS2 if you farm 1 million souls (speedrunners just farm the rotten) you can skip the first half of the game and jump straight to the castle, so: twin dragon riders, glass looking knight, Shrine of amana, Velstadt. The shrine can be easily but tediously bypassed by using a bow.
In nu experience, Pontiff can be parried quite easily. IF umas have good reaction speeds (since theyre running at 60 kmoh id think they do) i imagine at least parrying him wont cause much trouble
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Roomas for sprintcasino are pretty useless. You need a way more massive sample size to learn anything useful.
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>>3086212
it's all gambling sloppa

>>3086216
since it's a sprint, you only need to click speed and wit so more umas make it past the glue phase
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>>3086214
I'm assuming DLC bosses are not needed otherwise I will fucking die, it's ogre
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>>3086212
Nobody does, it's a casino.
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>>3086214
I thought by "beating" we were talking about base/optional bosses
If DLCs come into play, then im 100% cooked. Artorias, Ivory knight, fume knight, that dragon from that one DLC in 2, Fr*gid O*tsk*rts, Friede, Gael... ITS OVER!!!
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>>3086188
Etto... I am fighting dinosaurs on Gmod with stands and other sci-fi bullshit while doing my loopas on Umamusume Pretty Derby!
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>>3086226
>Fr*gid O*tsk*rts
Don't even mention that man, it's the only thing I have had to willingly skip on a vidya in my life, I have never experienced such bullshit and rage again. I truly believe it's the worst area in video game history
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>>3086192
>which bosses would cause most issues on a SL1 runs?
Kalameet and Manus, FUCK kalameet
>DS2
Fume Knight, Burnt Ivory King and Blue Smelter
>DS3
This one has the hardest bosses. Midir, Gael, Friede, Dancer, Pontiff, SoC, Demon Princes, Halflight and Lothric. SL1 on DS3 is unironically hard as fuck.
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>>3086026
Thankfully she doesn't have to run the spring tenno sho, but that's unfortunately balanced out by one of her required races being during senior summer
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>>3086234
AYE IM MUTATING FUKU TOO. Im running Maya and Pearl for that one iconic bit
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>>3086211
6/9, come race with anything
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>>3086232
I did that area ONCE and the weapons from bosses souls were SHIT too. I think the only reason ive managed to beat this area is because like half the deer FAGGOTS despawned
Actually! Thinking about it, in DS2, cant you just do the bullshit where you farm that one invader to kill him 50 times and get the CoC ring? That might be busted for a SL1 run, right?
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>auto career hits every desired hint
>lost the coinflip on all the dirt G1s and the Sprinters Stakes
>lowrolled SP
>purple skill
>ends the career with S+
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*stares at you*
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jiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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>>3086243
I've been a very good goy this week
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>>3086243
Suzucute...
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>>3086185
THAT'S MY GOAT
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Wow I just love this nigger scenario forcing me into spending a token so I can't the song I want
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>>3086240
>that one invader to kill him 50 times and get the CoC ring? That might be busted for a SL1 run, right?
I'm not sure, I only played that game once and never again, I fucking despise it
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>>3086245
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Okay I feel like I am getting somewhere with this, just.gotta get better inspirations so I get Leap Forward
Corner accel is because I had mothing else to buy btw
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>>3086237
I would have liked to do that too, but I don't have Pearl
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>>3086243
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
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>>3086185
DIO?
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>Turn 1 Charming
IT'S OVER
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>>3086251
I played 2 more than other souls games, though i never tried SL1ing any of them. Playing through the game with the CoC ring was pretty fun though
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>>3086254
>Air Shakur Speed
No tachyon? Even LB3 would be better
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>>3086243
WIN MY PLAT ALREADY
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Suzuka is very erotic
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>>3086264
No Tachyon...I used my spark to LB1 Light Hello and needed a saved up spark for Machan...who I needed to spark...I regret nothing
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Guesses on Suzuka's 2nd alt? Imagine the handsome suit alt from that one anime episode
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I do not care for T.M. Opera O.
She insists on herself.
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>>3086261
if you don't glue it then and there, no fewer than 10 random mood downs
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>>3085841
Would be cool if Lovcen actually got the triple crown
But somehow I think it's not gonna hapoen
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>>3086211
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=advGcXpGqbsfGnBlcJ_RnoXY
last one unless activity picks up
46394687
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>HAND IT OVER, THAT THING. YOUR FAN COUNT
>FOR MY DANCHOU'S CLUB RANK
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>>3086272
Her 2nd alt needs to be much more revealing than a suit.
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>>3086249
OH NO NO, REXY KILLED HIM BEFORE I COULD -ACK
https://files.catbox.moe/e645b4.jpg
>>3086258
Yeppers!
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>>3086272
Sports festival
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I dislike Suzuka, Cygames insist upon her
1998 Tenno Sho Autumn, best day of my life
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>>3085899
I'm not a pinoy but I like Curren, I just don't post her
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Speaking about alts, isn't it crazy that twin turbo doesn't have a single alt? Despite being one of the most popular characters
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I feel like I'm becoming smarter every day by coming to /vm/!
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>>3086272
reverse bunny suit!
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>>3086279
Such as.. Picrel?
>>3086283
Also nice, a cheerleader Suzie woukd be great
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>>3086026
Last time I mutated a trainee for a sprint CM, it was Rice
It was absolutely miserable because she still needed to win the Tenno Sho
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>Ahh, you ignorant Globalbabs. Finally taken notice, have you? Of the power of my beloved Tacto, child of the wild. Well, I will not give her up. For she is all that I have.
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>>3086292
Her swimsuit is nice but we must go sluttier. Maybe bigger too.
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>>3086026
I aint mutating shit neigha. I'm running Curren even though I hate her ass
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>>3086282
NOOOOOOO
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>>3086294
Just like ocelotte, tact isn't real
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>>3086293
my uma also needs to win the tenno sho but that's the least of my problems
get at least 400 stamina and I can probably get top 3 which is my requirement
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>>3086277
end digitween is probably not it
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=DsAtDEF2ctI6jEhcalNtBuDx
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>>3086297
You have el condor pasa tho
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>>3086294
LMAO, this dude was so batshit crazy I could even ignore his bullshit spin hitbox
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>>3086299
Yes that was the joke, thank you.
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>>3086295
>my own post from nesrly a year ago
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>>3086294
>JPbro, The Consumed Trainer.
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>>3086303
She's sprint F
I'm not mutating a sprint F uma
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How Can Newmas Be Real If Our Tact Aren't Real
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This is a question to anons whose umawife got two alts by now, if you could turn one of her carded outfits into an actual alt, but in exchange you will have to card one of her alts, which one would you save and which will you sacrifice?
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>>3086308
I have two sprint F umas on my team...
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I don't give a fuck about Daring Tact
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>>3086298
AAAAND I blew up that T-rex with THE WORLD and the gibs made the game crash, back to uma I guess
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>>3086299
Ocelot is actually real, you can listen to Oceiros crush him to death. Shit is gnarly.
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>>3086297
just put a debuffer in the third slot instead
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>>3086312
I've mutated sprint G multiple times, it takes something out of you each time.
Guy asked who I mutate and I says nobody. Not doing that again.
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>>3086311
Doesn't apply but I would remove the wedding vodka card and turn it into an alt, cuz fuck man. Its perfect
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>>3086311
hmmmm ballroom seiun <-> wedding seiun
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>>3086316
How about you put a debuffer up your ass then fuck off
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Only reason I won't flatline for the extra kita 50 rolls is because I'm lowkey retarded and I know I'll forget about not logging in or miss the date.
It helps I already have kita and dia anyway.
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>>3086324
I have neither and to avoid reopening the game like a dumbass I will just remove it from the usual spots, and I don't really play on PC unless its for the CM
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>>3086311
For me it's a no-brainer, I card her admiral alt and instead get the cool as fuck illusionist wizard Fuji alt
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>>3086319
The RNG in GL is just too much to deal with on top of hoping for 3 distance sparks. I mutated a ton in MANT and ran a very good sprint Cafe for Leo but I can't bear to do it in GL. Getting a good ace run period has me pulling my hair out.
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>>3086311
Maya
no changes, her christmas outfit is best as the card, the alts are perfect
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>>3086311
Hayahide has two SSRs and they're both welfares and we likely won't get one of them.
I like the green dress but it's too plain for racewear. And I'm more of a mechamusume guy over steampunk anyway.
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>>3086326
>No mad-hatter looking uma
Kind of a missed opportunity
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>>3086326
>I card her admiral alt
you're just gay
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>>3086302
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Zn6yZJxVfhx2Czu1fTPVL5Qa
last
53150327
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>>3086315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6vCZdcp6hE
>0:14
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>>3086331
I WOULD swap her Steampunk and Mechamusume alts, look how beautiful she is here
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>end oguri is strong again
>"Cool I already have end spark parents"
>there's no spurt on the parents
>"That's fine I'm sure I can find a good loaner and CB has a chance and end skills have a chance
>never see it
>you can't bring Oguri to End AND have A in sprint
>"That's fine I've hit med S plenty with end oguri with a single med parent"
>have not seen one single sprint A inspiration
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>>3086342
The mecha one is much sluttier though
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>>3086331
Counter-argument: Braided hair Biwa
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>>3086329
True that, which is why for this sprint I'm just phoning it in. GL is more playable than MANT but it will get you straight tilted if you let it. I'm ready for it to be over
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>>3086343
Oguri does slightly better as late actually.
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I do not care for Kitasan or Dia
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>>3086344
Hayahides bare legs are the right amount of slutty and mechamusume has a worse, obstructed cleavage
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>>3086352
Duramente.....
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>>3086350
How so? What's the setup?
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>>3086336
I like it but I would rather get something more original that fits her better than a seasonal banner
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>>3086311
MARVELOUS SUNDAY SUMMER!
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>>3086361
I'd say it fits her just fine. We were never getting a wedding alt and most of the alts are going to be seasonal banners. It's just the way it's going to be.
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>>3086340
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=VfINvLhRMmaLLhfdsNry9PeR
thanks
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>>3086363
Sundays too marvelous
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>>3086352
Through kitasan, unity...
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>>3086352
Me neither really, I just love lil spooks
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>Tama has only one carded alt, and it's just Halloween
Oh baby, she could get almost anything.
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>>3086363
Hear me out, we know that Summer event now gets three alts, right?
Inari, Marvy and Rob Roy, would be the second alt for all three as well
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>>3086364
>We were never getting a wedding alt
Ballroom does that job for me just fine, she is gorgeous. I just dislike these perpetual seasonal banners because I don't think they fit their characters as well and feel more forced. Fuji magician would be so in line with her
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>>3086366
All my paces are demolished. I guess 3 paces are not the way. What's the current best comp for the CM?
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>>3086366
Thanks for the rooms!!!
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Rickey
Lucky
Happy!!!!
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>>3086378
Haku says front pace end
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>>3086374
which events have 3 alts even? i know summer + new years does, halloween also just had the 3rd alt
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>>3086381
Rickey's fat ass on my face
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>>3086359
Lates have higher accel which works well with triumphant pulse.
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>>3086366
Thanks for the rooms. No idea why my Taiki did so horribly in both rooms.
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>>3086378
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>>3086378
2 paces and an end or 2 ends and a pace

>>3086382
It does not
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>>3086383
Summer, New Year and Halloween as far as I can tell, nothing for spring
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>>3086387
The previous sprintslop felt a lot more consistent, maybe its cuz its early, but i feel like the previous sprint was much more straightforward to build to.
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>>3086384
t. Kindergarten student
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>>3086393
Previous sprint started late on a corner. This one starts on a straight.
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>>3086387
just unlucky, the simulation gives her a decent win rate
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>>3086342
>>3086346
Nah, Armored Hayahide's launch sequence and shooting lasers is too perfect to pass on
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>>3086387
When in doubt, you need more mid-race and maybe more early race.

What's her positioning, is she getting ahead only to get passed mid-race? Then her mid-race needs work.

Is she always stuck behind the clump and never has a chance getting into position? Probably combination of bad early race and mid-race.
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>>3086387
No groundwork makes her fall too far behind and fail the conditions for half of her kit, you need to be near the front of the pack to activate them.
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I hate using el condor pasa as a parent so much, plancha is DOGSHIT accel
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>>3086403
This, Ive been testing an el condor pasa and without GW you get permanently stuck in #9 or #8 unable to activate skills.
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>There are people here who are actually going to sweat their balls off for sprintcasino
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>>3086403
Nah. In the race, she is in position 2nd for early race. She just gets ran down mid race somehow.
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>>3086382
>>3086390
>>3086391
Alright. I'll try to make an End then. I'll try entering the hell to make Tama work.
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>>3086411
Sprint is the only thing I have left, I have lost everything else
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>>3086411
Golshi SEXO
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>>3086412
>Nah
it is. trust
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>>3086411
If I can make my favorite girls run it, it's worth sweating my balls off. I will not sweat my balls off for the next CM though because it's gay and it's stupid and it's dirt.
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>>3086419
The race replay is in the haku.
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>>3086411
i'm a sprint/mile merchant, i have never won a medium/long CM
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>>3086412
>She just gets ran down mid race somehow.
Double up on your corner skills, they're extremely valuable. Most of your kit is late race. Straight descent does nothing other than maybe hitting accel window 10% of the time (late race).

If you had tail held high, see ya later, maybe slipstream, just whatever mid-race you can. I'd say double up on the corner abilities if you're being passed as most of the mid-race is on a corner and most of the skills on your kit are designated to go off late race or in the second part of it.

The strong your lead the better positioning you'll be in so I do agree with everyone that groundwork would increase your chances, but there's some more you could put on.
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>>3086411
Its easier to mutate a Sprint G Long A uma to sprint than mutate a Sprint A Long G uma to long
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>>3086411
it ain't a casino if you'r aces are strong enough
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I haven't been around after losing arima, but I'm back and ready to lock in. How much time is left for sprints? And what's the best strategies so far?
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>>3086428
70% of the race is random downhill witchecks. You bet your ass it's a casino, stop the cope.
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>>3086430
Anything but late works
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Whats the TOTAL amount of golds a good el condor pasa needs? None of her golds are helpful
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>>3086428
This, people said the last two sprints were casino and I had a really high winrate in them.
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>>3086007
THREE HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE SSR TICKET, WHICH ONE ARE YOU GETTING?
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>>3086433
That's downright awful advice.

"anything" is a stretch and you know it, and there are plenty of lates who are having success so wrong on both counts
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>>3086411
i am saving my ball sweat for the next one since it's the last shot at a starred plat
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>>3086439
>dirtslop
that's a shame
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>>3086434
I would say
>Prof
>Unstoppable
>SYL (though idk, in my personal opinion this skill is kinda wack)
>Speed star
>Borrow gold (IHS, Ambitious Breeze, Turbo Sprint or Neck and Neck)
>I wanna win with you.
Along with that, GW + Uma stan are required, THH is also very in demand
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Their boyfriend is so lucky
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>>3086398
Nta but how can you get a simulated winrate?
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>>3086442
People are taking it wanna win with you?
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>>3086444
Haku
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>>3086445
Its never been bad, just never been a great skill to take
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>>3086441
it's milekino though so it balances out
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>>3086445
Unless you have a proper Sprint parent setup + lucky inspiration + your golds actually finish you will run out of things to buy
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>>3086430
Pace and Ends. Fronts are bad with even Maachan not looking good, Lates are worse Ends
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>>3086445
It's a velocity + partial accel that goes off randomly in the second half of the race. Very low priority
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>>3086437
I'm not excited for any of these.....
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>>3086411
sprint casino is the reason why I sweat my balls off
there's nothing I could have a more fraudulent and undeserved win from than sprint casino, so I can try to win with the stupidest bullshit imaginable
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>>3086443
But which one is the boy here
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>>3086456
Best answer so far
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>>3086437
Was it a selector or random SSR?
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>>3086437
If i get really lucky I get my last copy of creek and I save my voucher to MLB smaru
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>>3086411
I am sick of losing 3 CMs in a row. This is a casino but damn if I lose again
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>>3086446
I just checked it and this feature is really neat. And seeing that only my non sprint S umas have terrible winrate, I guess it is important.
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>>3086462
it's a random SSR from that list
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>>3086456
Based
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>>3086462
random, so you know what that means
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>fail 2 sub 10% fail rate trainings in a row
>token economy is now in shambles
this fucking kusoge
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>>3086460
Me
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>>3086462
Random, you pull it from the gacha tab instead of the vouchers.
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We are at 12 rainbow shards right
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>>3086474
Hopefully I get Creek but I'll end up getting Golshi stam
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>>3086411
I'm throwing my best TT in and two doms
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>>3086469
The harder you try, the harder you fail
I've busted ass four CMs in a row and have nothing to show for it despite pretty dominant performance (outside of finals of course). I won the last sprint CM by barely trying, so now is the time to recreate that success. If I lose then I don't care, I don't really want to win that bad this time even though I'm on a losing streak. I just don't care
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Anyone build a successful front yet? I keep getting chased down just before late-race starts
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>>3086478
Yeah I think so
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>>3086478
bro...
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>>3086478
if you haven't missed a single one since they came out and redeemed every time you hit 20 shards then yeah
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>>3086487
Fronts have to be the hardest style to build this time around. People say lates are worse but I really don't agree. Machan is the only front that can do anything and she seems pretty hard to build and very inconsistent even if built "right".
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>>3086495
I think I saw one or two machans here that did really well.
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>>3086443
is there any tore x tarumae x rickey out there
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>>3086500
Thats my life
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>>3086495
lates aren't hard to build around this cm, they're just banking on inconsistent accels.
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>>3086470
If everyone has sprint S then sprint S is the difference maker. Sprint S or turf S is basically one free gold skill.
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>>3086498
The problem is there's been a lot of machans that are stuck in 2nd/3rd/4th or worse. They're not performing as well as they were expected to
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>>3086486
It's okay. If I try my best and lose, I still tried my best. Better than to regret not trying.
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>Pasa
>Urara
>Fuku
>Scarlet
>Vodka
>Ryan
>Brian
>Hishiama
>Akebono
>Doto
>Suzuka
>Kawakami
>Bourbon
>Digitan
>Curren
>Tamamo
>Opera O
>Dober
>Ayabe
>Chiyo
>Ardan
>Spe if you don't count her welfare unit
The current year 1 umas without a second alt
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>>3086512
For me it's better to take a break and not burn yourself out than to force yourself to try when you aren't really feeling it.
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>>3086515
Brian needs another alt now that the other members of the student council got one
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>>3086518
Nah. I am not burning myself out. Just doing the 5 runs min a day.
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>>3086515
I would sacrifice my danchou for a chiyo alt.
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>>3086515
Opera needs a strong alt, ny is stuck in the parent mines for a horse that went a year undefeated
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>>3086515
>>Spe if you don't count her welfare unit
???? why wouldn't you
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>>3086515
Do you feel it /v/? Halloween vodka and fatwa
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>>3086524
That's why I said >for me
Sometimes "trying your best" is not really gonna be that great for you if you're overworking yourself. If you are feeling it then go for it, but I'm not so I sleep
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>>3086498
Do I want solo Machan front? Two fronts? Runaway + Front? What's the best approach here?
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>>3086531
Daiwa is getting a miko alt im p sure
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>>3086531
Fatwa is probably getting the scenario alt
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>>3086515
There is going to be a lot of seething when Spe lands that 3rd alt and some of these are still in the waiting room for a 2nd.
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>>3086449
It honestly makes it worse to me because it limits the options way too much. Like look at all these umas you will likely see zero of. That's not even counting the extremely unlikely ones that only autists will make like umas with G dirt but C mile.
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>>3086533
I just run machan and than a pace so my pace doesn't pace promote I guess.
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>>3086536
No one cares about spechud anymore
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danchou, do a sequel of the Shakur ritualposting comic addressing the hall monitor
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>>3086533
I think the move is Machan + 2 pace or Machan + Pace + Backliner. She'll be common enough you can solo front, and two fronts is not worth the investment. Plus, it locks in your pace chaser skills
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>>3086531
Please just separate Vodka from Fatwa
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>>3086536
She's the face of the franchise, why would anyone get upset
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>>3086537
Dirt Mile? It's Oguri. Taiki and Falco time.
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>>3086542
>Please just separate the biggest rival
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>>3086539
You should though. If for nothing else because her daughters are hot.
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>>3086523
One thing for sure is that a Halloween alt for her is out of the question. She's been carded for it two and a half times (the other half being her costume in Hishiama's card, picrel). She also got carded for New Years and Christmas so everything else is fair game. Its just a matter of when it'll happen because the gap between the most recent support card and the last is 2 years
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>>3086540
Shakur = Taiki
Hall monitor = gluzuka
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>>3086546
dirt mile?
aw yeah it's time for the WARLORD FROM OI
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>>3086515
It's time to deploy the real White Lightning.
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>>3086549
King stole of them, though
Her interactions with them is akin to a bum who they feed so she would go away
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>>3086548
Thing is, Vodka has an illustrious career beyond Daiwa Scarlet. They're both equally good mare, but Vodka has very unique achievements to be highlighted
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>>3086548
I mean its cool for them to be together, but if it happens EVERY SINGLE EVENT, it becomes a bit too repetitive
See also current Christmas event, I just could bring myself to care about it because I know how it goes and how it ends
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>>3086557
Speaking of Vodka's achievement, looking back on Scarlets career. Ain't it pretty weird that you can straight up join the Japanese Derby and cuck Vodka out of her career defining moment? That was a bit of a weird choice in Scarlets career.
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>>3086531
Scarlet's most likely going to get a scenario-themed alt at the end of the month when the next JP scenario drops, since she was front and center in the preview of the new scenario's song
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>fat skills
>wit cards fucked off halfway through the run
Ugh.
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>>3086565
I would've liked to see more stuff like that actually, branching pathways or keiba what ifs are pretty cool. Though ultimately it was dumb how no matter what Daiwa feels inferior to vodka
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I haven't watched an event in months
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>Have to decide whether to deal with the brick Ruby for Lightning Surge again or borrow wit Nature for OYL and cope with the white version of surge
>For both this and the next CM
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>>3086568
That's just an uma thing in general "I won but im sad woe is me"
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>>3086568
Vodka's career KINDA has that where you can decide to pursue rivalry with Daiwa further and got to Oaks instead of the Derby
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>>3086570

it's sprintslop and dirtslop
just stop caring
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>>3086570
Rubert is an annoying bitch but that lightning surge slaps
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Just 1 more month until the Late Renaissance....
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>>3086583
What happens then?
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>>3086583
The age of lates won't arrive until the three goddesses of lates enter the picture
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>>3086515
>only just got alt last year
>still no solo song
Pain
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>>3086553
No one wants to marry a brokie
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>>3086588
Bono is so sweet shes mega underrated
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>>3086589
Men don't care about that, they marry poverty stricken wagie women all the time
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>>3086585
even then people are going to be shocked how much effort will have to go into making a GOOD late
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>>3086583
Nothing, we wont be in the age of lates until neo uni descends from the heavens
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>>3086585
>"The age of lates"
>actually just the age of these three specific lates, your actual favorite late is still gonna be booty ass
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>>3086597
Kinda like fronts? I expect it. Lates have a very high volume of great skills like them.
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>>3086601
DON'T SWITCH UP FRONT BOY
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>>3086598
I thought she was stronger as a pace chaser
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>>3086607
lol, lmao
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>>3086598
that's like saying xog is the golden age of pace. What a ripoff.
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Why is no one using guts bakushin, guaranteed GW and great sprint hints bruh
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Speaking of "Daiwa", I've been thinking: isn't it kinda weird that there's seemingly zero evidence (at least as far as I can tell) of Daiwa Major existing in the uma universe?
Cygames is clearly willing to acknowledge the existence of the 2004 gen never evers, seeing as King Kamehameha is mentioned (though not explictly named) multiple times in Rob Roy's career, so you'd think there would at least be a throwaway mention somewhere of Scarlet having a sister
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>>3086614
Because people don't have time for agemasen bullshit. I have groundwork sparks personally, there's like 2-3 other cards in direct competition with her but it's not like NOBODY is using her, she's considered a strong option with a good gold
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>>3086607
She gets pedal, slick surge, position pilfer and corners and straightaways for free
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>>3086615
Without the big player in his Gen it'd be a really lacking story, one of the reasons why I don't think we'll get Major. Sadly
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>>3086621
Oh damn, it sounds like she's could be good for loopa right
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I like Agnes
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>>3086614
I'm debating between Bakushin or Zephyr. Guaranteed Groundwork is nice but it being an agemasen means either hoping Bakushin finishes and gives gold or hoping for GW inspiration. RNG either way
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I can probably get away with not having groundwork with all this midrace, prof not pictured
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>>3086627
I too like Agnes Flight
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>>3086614
I have Groundwork on every member of my pace legacy. I will simply not get raped by inspirations
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>>3086629
maybe but she's glue with that speed
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>>3086629
Test
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>no max speed? yeah it's glue bwo twust me UwU
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>>3086634
Yeah I know, not even sprint S but I'm following this build until I get 1600/x/1100/800/1100
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>>3086622
Who would that be?
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>>3086636
Sub 1500 speed is pretty bad
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>>3086626
Shes the permanent parent for medium backliners
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King Kamehameha's owner is still mad at cygames?
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>>3086643
Kaneko just doesn't like his horses on anything
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>>3086642
Ryanbros....the mines are closing up shop......
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>>3086622
Well yeah obviously I'm not expecting Major to be playable or even an official uma, but there are plenty of examples of notable non-uma horses being implied to exist offscreen so I think it's strange that he's never been so much as alluded to in passing
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>>3086629
>with all this midrace

1. corner conneiseur is a random ACCEL, it is not a mid-race. It's probably not worth the SP. Same goes for straight descent.
2. Nothing Ventured is a gamble skill. It may go off mid-race, it may go off later than that.
3. Ramp up only triggers if you pass somebody, if you're stuck behind them all race it wont activate so it's something you combo into other stuff usually
4. Uma stan and shrewd step are early race. Good to have, but not mid-race.
5. Speed star, kinda like late-mid race but you need to be in position so wont happen if your early mid-race is bad. Same as light as a feather "approaching late-race" if you're in the front, so it wont go off early mid-race, and if you're in the back it wont go off at all.

Your best mid-race currently is curvature and sprint corners, and MAYBE see ya later if you don't get stuck in the back and maybe ramp up.
So what you guys think is mid-race may not actually be mid-race or may need some specific conditions to even go off so require being combo'd into essentially so just keep that in mind. This why tail held high is worth its weight in gold, and why those double corner skills are damn good, as is anything you know for sure will go off mid-race. Most of mid-race is on a corner, so straights wont work for that either
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>>3086640
King Kamehameha, Deep Impact
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>>3086647
It is weird right? Even Agnes Flight gets references.
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so what's the verdict on
>daiwa power
>bakushin speed
>bakushin guts
>zephyr guts
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>>3086350
Based on the proxy of Oguri but mare(Pearl), that's not true. But optimizing sprint E and end D is just retarded to begin with.
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>>3086502
Why does she have a resting bitch face?
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>done with cm21 aces
>done with cm22 parents
>waiting for sweep wit to do cm22 digitan
oh yeah it's time for some loopan
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>>3086647
>>3086653
They pigeonholed Scarlet as an only Child, without KK there's no reason to allude to Major at all.
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>>3086631
>Only had 4 wins in his entire career
>One of which was cucking Shakur out of being a triple crowner by 7cm
A true hero
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>>3086445
It's more reliable than see ya later. I always take it over SYL on sprintslop.
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>>3086657
>the verdict
There is none. Each one has its own caveats. I'd say Ambitious Breeze has the potential to be the strongest, but it's up for debate
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>>3086498
Well, is it front Machan or pace machan instead?
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What now Dotofags?
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>>3086669
It works nothing like See Ya Later though, what are you even talking about
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>>3086673
I LOVE CHOCOLATE
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>>3086673
Why are you posting this garbage here?
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>>3086657
Bakushin speed is the only one I see being run on top paces, 3/2 and 1300 power is too important
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>>3086657
There's no one size fits all. Each card has their pros and cons, in MY experience. If you proc ambitious breeze you insta win, but that's not very often
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>>3086669
SYL sucks a lot in this track, but. Good thing is you can usually afford it anyway
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>>3086683
Looking at the top Taikis and most of them are running Curvature, Tachyon, and Sprint Curren SR. Some are borrowing either Oguri wit or Curren Wit. Some people are just running Maruzensky speed as their third even on pace. but maybe it's different for umas not named Taiki. 3 speed 2 wit definitely does seem to be the one people want to stick with but even Bakushin speed doesn't seem THAT common
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>>3086674
I'm talking about activation rate.
>>3086690
My highroll usually don't even have time to date 5 times so I just hanged up on hello.
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This is good right?
2* power 2* sprint 2* budding blossom.
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>>3086698
No GW is a shame but this is great
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Bakushin is viable now as an ace right
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>>3086692
Taiki has N&N so Turbo is less valuable, see it more on Nishino, but yes, just stat sticks are what I see and Oguri is hints and stats
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I have not consistently won the derby with any character since GL dropped.
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>>3086693
Well it's guaranteed to go off if you're not in the second half of the race and are not in the very back of pack, but it's completely random as to when it goes off.

See Ya Later works the same as it always does, it will proc if somebody is behind you and closing in. Generally speaking I find it as a better skill that reacts to someone closing in on you on hand than one that just goes off randomly at any point in the second half of the race. When and where it goes off matters, but I'm also not saying there's no value in I wanna win with you. Maybe it will give you more consistent mileage at the end of the day, but my whole point is that it IS ultimately random so they have different use cases.
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>>3085943
Decile won the 2025 Dubai Sheema Classic, and he also won it against the likes of Calandagan and Rebel's Romance.
Regaleira isnt past her prime, Lemaire is just not the jockey for her.
I wouldnt discount Cosmo Kuranda for the Akiten, he has shown to be more than capable of fighting with the big boys.
Demuro hasnt won a G1 in a hot minute so its completely up in the air if he'll mesh well with Croix and if he'll even win a race this autumn, the Japan Cup will have Teao, Goliath and Calandagan.
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>>3086702
Some of these people are even borrowing Wit CB for their pace lol. So honestly there are many paths to the same destination but having good stats by itself seems pretty valuable. I checked some of the other paces and it wasnt that different but you do see some people borrowing speed bakushin. I even saw guy run 0LB Power Daiwa in his own kit and do well. I feel like you can get away with stuff like that in a sprint so long as you get either a high roll or hit your stats some other means. 3 speed just means way more consistent runs at the end of the day
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>>3086703
The dahby? On which character
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>>3086701
Her 3600m gauntlet is killing her on GL.
>>3086704
You need 3 seconds of uma sitting in your ass for SYL. It's very inconsistent on sprint because umas are just swapping position every second as per house rules in sprintcasino. You do you, I'd take more expensive skill with more consistency over another glorified gamble that I've to spend my precious 5 turns just to nurture her.
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just ran like 20 rooms and in all but 4 of them my Machan was the only front... is it really this dire? I assumed more people would at least run Machan because she was pulled by so many people...
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>>3086715
Machan pace is the new meta.
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Why can't umamusume be real bros
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>>3086713
>I've to spend my precious 5 turns just to nurture her.
Sometimes you don't really have to nurture her at all especially if you're spamming speed the whole run, but yes I get the argument on why SYL/PTO is less consistent here, especially with so much of the race being on a corner.

I just dont like the talk of it being downright useless because I feel it's misleading. Best use case for SYL is having a strong early race, getting ahead of the clump, and other people accelerating behind you thus triggering it off, expanding your lead in front of the clump. This works for mulitple styles. Maybe it's less consistent here, but it can actually work as early-midrace, whereas I wanna Win is guaranteed to be second half of the race. They're not interchangeable
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GIVE ME BORROWS
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>>3086713
I mean the gauntlet is hard but it doesn't mean you can't make bakusex work, there's a dude with an UF5 Bakushin ITT
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>>3086715
Yes
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>>3086715
>because she was pulled by so many people...
I don't think she was pulled by as many people as you think and most randoms are incapable of building fronts even when they're good.
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Deadass can I just skip plancha? El condor pasa has SEVEN PINKS she can give you for a spark.
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>>3086692
i assume that since wedding curren has turbo sprint, the same logic applies as with taiki, while for someone like suzuka, who does not have an innate 0.4, you use baku speed for the 0.4 accel
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>>3086719
I never said it was useless. An insane early setup to get pace promotion with GW+shrewd step+conc can take advantage of SYL. My umas just aren't built for that pace promotion setup so I prefer wanna win more.
>>3086724
If someone can make Haru Urara won CM Arima, rverything is workable in a way. Viability is different thing altogether.
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Where do you guys look for borrows? Somehow Chrono won't show the borrows I need.
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>>3086730
Just borrow her retardbwo
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>>3086734
I am out of borrows and wanna play the game
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>>3086733
If chrono isn't working well uma.moe works as a mid substitute
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>>3086733
I just use Chrono
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>>3086735
Why would you ever do an Ace run without borrows
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>>3086717
Fronters...
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Make your own parents
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>>3086733
uam.moe is easier for me and has some umas that are not in chrono
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>>3086742
NTA but a lot of my parents were just straight up better than some of the borrow options out there. Loopin makes it so much easier to do it yourself
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>>3086737
>>3086738
>>3086745
Alright I'll try that one. Thanks anons
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>>3086748
I typically do this, but el is such a cancer to borrow i really really would rather not make my own el
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Not your bwo, pal.
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Sprint is such a headache to build for holy shit man, this is mad annoying. Arima was a lot more straightforward.
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Guess who just got a pipebomb in senior fall?
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>>3086765
I'm telling you guys don't blow a brain vessel over this one, it aint worth it. Keep it simple with the 3 speed 2 wit if you dont want to fry your brain
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>>3086769
>infirmary x2 didn't cure it
I am unfathomably angry right now.
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>>3086765
Sprint is as simple as you can get. 3spd/2wit, spark depending on the umas you want to run. I can't fathom how you'd seriously consider this to be more difficult to build for than Arima.
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WE ARE THE LONELY TOREINAS
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>>3086776
You gotta jump through a million hoops to begin getting a sprint lineage going.
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>>3086778
insert snarky comment about how you should have had your sprint parents looped 4 months ago
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>>3086765
It's the opposite for me. CM20 took me weeks to prep (and I didn't even get a satisfactory ace) but I'm already done with CM21 after a few days.
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>>3086742
>Why would you ever do an Ace run without borrows
Sometimes your mutants need more runs than borrows can provide.
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>>3086781
I'm already done with CM21 but it's not because my team is good
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is house /v/ma core?
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>>3086785
We have an entire club named after them that even has a danchou who goes so far to larp as him, so I would say so
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>testing two End Closers
>End Closer A with GW + Umastan gets stuck at 8th/9th for the entirety of the race
>End Closer B with fuckall skill gets to 4th place and fails Tracen Cheer and loses
man wtf
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>>3086334
this music video freaked me out as a child.
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>>3086781
Fuck you, get back in the bucket
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>>3086778
Maybe its easier for paces or something, but I'm a third rate bozo and I feel like my parent is decent enough after just 3 days. My ace runs went well enough. I feel like people are overthinking this. With one decent parent and a good borrow I don't really think you can do wrong.
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I finished making a trash pace parent for sprint but I'm still working on a late one because the game refuses to give me good whites and an acceptable pink
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>>3086778
I just use my generic pace/end lineage and then worry about sprint sparks on the borrow outside Nishino
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>>3086083
all the culvers in my area are in like distant outskirts. there's one that's on the northern highway out of town but I haven't been traveling that route much anymore.
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>>3086790
I just rewatched it. It's a freaky video honestly, some eyes wide shut shit if you look closely

Obviously it's overtly a play on Alice and Wonderland but there's a lot creepy about that story in and of itself, as is the character Mad Hatter is literally a fucking psycho
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There is a secret strat to make Sprint aces win more consistently, some trainers here already know this strat, just check the past hakus and check which trainers, not umas, are winning the most, then review their skills, you will find a pattern, for some reason they are not telling you what it is but they all have it. It's not groundwork, either, that's a given.
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>>3086813
I found it, it's Dominator
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>>3086813
is it concentration, wasn't here for the rooms earlier?
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>>3086813
>vagueposting
>for some reason THEY are not telling you
who is they. why dont YOU just tell us?
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>>3086817
Turbo Sprint
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>lost 6 races
>two purple skills
>can't even buy the skills I'm trying to spark because she didn't get hints for them
I'm going to kill everyone in my club and then myself.
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>>3086819
ah basically to avoid having to run 2/1/2 so we can still run 3/2 but i feel like if you already have N&N or Turbo sprint, you don't have to run turbo sprint card and replace with something else like SR curren speed
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>>3086819
We literally were just talking about speed bakushin less than 30 minutes ago. Turbo Sprint has been mentioned by name twice in this thread, so it can't be that.
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>>3086817
I'll take a wild guess and say Firm Course Menace
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>>3086827
Nobody is fucking running NTR
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>>3086829
I am since my umas have enough races to make NTR decent but I don't recommend it.
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>>3086817
Sorry, I can't say more, my masters are listening..
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>>3086837
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The true spicy tech is double circle Savvy, Restraint, and the inner gate green for maximum downhill witchecks
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>>3086813
reposting the ones from this thread, don't tell me it's fucking I want to win with you
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=G7lAYwfgZpy4FedOoyKop_Jb
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=advGcXpGqbsfGnBlcJ_RnoXY
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=DsAtDEF2ctI6jEhcalNtBuDx
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=VfINvLhRMmaLLhfdsNry9PeR
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the spicy tech is not giving a fuck
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>>3086840
Can't be that because we've already had multiple people say to grab that in this thread alone, so doesn't fit the bill of "secret tech".

Think you're just falling for a vaguepost meant to harvest (You)s. There is no secret tech, there's only so many skills you can run and they've ALL been mentioned at least once in this thread alone.
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>Got a Dog
>Named it Oguri
For FUCKS sake man this series has rotted my brain
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>>3086813
I don't care, I finished my aces and I'm moving on + you're just vagueposting and trolling + ratioed
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>>3086853
That's the most weeaboo thing I've heard in months. Who the hell names their dog after a japanese racehorse? Weebs.
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>>3086853
NOOOOOOOOO THAT DOG WILL BECOME A RAVENOUS BEAST
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>>3086853
>Not Chiyo
NIGGER IT WAS RIGHT THERE
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Theres no way the majority has aces yet
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>>3086809
my experience of Alice in Wonderland before that was the wholesome Disney movie.

there was this music video countdown show with casey casem that aired on saturday nights and at that age even on weekends i had an 8pm bedtime. not sure why that was what we watched but maybe its cause music videos were a new thing, it's not like my family were huge music video fans (not the target audience for mtv). anyway i think i had nightmares after seeing that music video since the show was on in the 7:30 slot which was the last slot before bedtime.
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>>3086862
You are correct, the majority doesn't. But making aces for sprints is REALLY easy
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>>3086829
No, she has to stop running first
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>>3086840
how does that skill work anyway? you only get 200k-ish fans by the end of a GL run so it doesn't sound like a lot compared to TB's 800k
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>>3086862
Well yeah the majority are flatlining and probably playing other games.

People who are proud of their aces are more likely to talk about them and share. Those who have none are less likely to talk about how great their aces are, there's nothing to talk about.

conversely it's a sprint and you can shit out a decent sprint team in just a few runs if your standards are low
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>>3086862
Today I began my Dirt loops, I went pretty hard on Ace making because I will be flatlining for 5 days very soon, so no time to make aces or loops
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>>3086867
The scale capped at 200k.
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>>3086862
I'm taking the 5 days off so I had kick shit into gear way earlier, looping dirt/mile stuff as we speak
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>>3086853
destined to become a fat fuck
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>>3086870
>I will be flatlining for 5 days very soon
I'd be curious to know how many actually plan on doing this
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>>3086869
>Well yeah the majority are flatlining and probably playing other games.
No we aren't, we are suffering trying to figure out what the hell to do
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bruh, the concert performers can't enter the US
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>>3086862
I've got two. Now I just need Ruby to work with me so I can get more than 1300 speed on a late surger.
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>>3086875
There is no reason not to, you get free 100 uma rolls on a banner with a really strong uma that will not only help fronts, but will also help paces for a decent amount of time.
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>>3086875
Honeslty prob not a lot
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>>3086876
That's not what Chrono says.
You're a vocal minority, the silent majority is doing other things or not thinking that hard about it to begin with.
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This neigha trump killed uma musume
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>>3086862
while you were whining and crying in round 2 of sagittarius, I was studying the blade
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>>3086862
Neigha, I can't even make aces until the Sweep card comes out.
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>>3086884
NOT LOOKIN GOOD
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>>3086884
Is it seriously that hard to travel today? I renewed my passport not that long ago
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>>3086875
I certainly will. My pull plan is strictly supports for the next few months, so I need as many free uma pulls as I can get.
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>>3086884
We need to hang this kike worshiping faggot
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>>3086890
it's about getting foreigners in to the US. It's easy to get your passport and leave the US if you're already in it. Getting in, not so easy, or maybe Nips are just retarded
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https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2112016006331945286
Bro
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>>3086883
>Check Chrono
>one single flatliner
Idk man, i think you guys overestimate how many flatliners there are. Its nice to take breaks but most of us do play the game pretty actively.
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>Tha absolute state of amerifats
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>>3086884
someone reach out to some of the anime republican shill accounts on xitter, i think some of them have contacts with the administration. like that guy "Wyatt"
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>>3086897
one career a day is not really playing the game actively. Even many of the first rates in my club will often go a day or two without doing more than that, if that. I like how you switched the graph around to make it more messy, why don't you show the straight lines as it's displayed by default.
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>>3086895
Mutts wasted half their yearly PTO to see this concert
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>>3086884
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

FUCK OFF
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>Trump doesn't allow chestnuts
L U D O
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>>3086902
>half their yearly playtime's over
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WHY THE FUCK DID I VOTE FOR THIS NEIGHA
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>>3086897
as far as I'm concerned anyone who makes like 1% of what I make is a flatliner, it's the equivalent of working from home and nudging your mouse every 2 minutes
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>>3086905
Paid time off
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ACK!
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>>3086840
>don't tell me it's fucking I want to win with you
You guys are making fun of this skill, but this skill legit clutched me numerous times to group A and both my CM wins. It's only downside is it's bad duration.
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>>3086906
>Teiobros are MIGAs
This makes sense.
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AHAHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>3086884
isn't the PM of Japan good friends with Trump? cygames should reach out.

although really should have done this earlier rather than waiting until now.
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>>3086911
Teiobros are LITERALLY hitler
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What the fuck did Umamusume in the west just die right before our eyes?
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/v/ma - Politically Incorrect
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>>3086884
Sounds intentional honestly. Unless they really are so incompetent to wait until the WEEK OF to make sure their visas are good.
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This is why it pays off to be a NEET
if you really wanted that stuff just move to Japan
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TRACEN HAS FALLEN
BILLIONS MUST LATE START
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>>3086918
Says they've been trying for half a year.
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>>3086919
That's what I did
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>>3086918
Nah Visa processing takes fucking months dude, shit is utterly fucked.
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How can semi famous seiyuus have trouble getting their visas while I've seen random Japs tweeting from the US today already that are just here to watch it?
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>>3086917
Real /pol/ hours
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>>3086925
>Mein Fraulein, must we play Goo Goo nazis again?
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I just wanted to see idols dancing bro
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JUST PROC THE FUCKING SKILL CYGAMES
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>>3086924
It's a work visa
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>>3086924
I'm just gonna blame this on Cygames being retarded because that seems like the most likely scenario given their track record
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>>3086910
People really underestimate what 0.42 skills does. The downside wasn't really the duration, it's the 400SP costs. We haven't reach JP SP gain yet that allows to grab every skill in the existence.
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Let's be honest, not going to LA is better for your health anyway.
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>>3086937
and do you really want to be around a bunch of fat unhygenic nerds that look like THIS?
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>>3086936
Oh yeah it does have 400SP cost. Most of the time I hit the inspiration and get around lvl3~max hints of it so it was very worth the cost
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>>3086924
Tourist visas and work visas are not the same.
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I mean I wasn't going anyway but this still fucking blows. We'll never get concerts or any kind official events in the US again.
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>>3086939
I'll take the Helios, you can take her friend
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>First of all, Oguri Cap not even a first rate from the big leagues. She came from Kasamatsu, A minor league track. Tremendous disrespect to the Arima Kinen CM, okay? I know win-rates, folks. I have the best win-rates, everyone agrees. People come up to me, big trainers, tough guys, tears in their eyes they say, "Sir, Oguri Cap ate my plat, it’s unbelievable."
>Slobberin’ Oguri" that’s what I call her, folks! Slobberin’ Oguri! Because all she does is stand there, drooling over her feed box, eating, eating, eating! Never stops! Not a good Queen, it's not looking good folks!
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>>3086937
True, should've had it in London clearly.
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>>3086884
True! Why do we need to bring in these JAP singers? Did California already forget pearl harbor? Where are the American idols, why are we bringing in these foreigners to steal their jobs? Based President Trump putting America first yet again! MAGA!
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>>3086944
>Consider Mejiro Palm Oil
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>>3086946
This but unironically
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>>3086946
Should have done it in Lexington Kentucky
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>>3086884
>Trump so mad about the stakes result he banned the concert
I knew he was the one that edited Taishin as Hillary
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>>3086884
This neigha trained a blockushin
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>>3086940
The thing where I got a run with 3k SP combined with pink/white inspiration and high level of I wanna win never happens to me so trading SYL with it feel fresh.
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>>3086939
>Local father finds out bonding with his kids is more difficult than he expected
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Hope forever young doesn't have visa issues before the breeders cup
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>>3086954
This is how the average /v/ma toreina looks like
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>glowiejannies so mad about a cultural phenomena they're trying to accelerate EOS
/v/ma WON
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>>3086939
I hate cosplayers so much goddamn. I'm trying to eat.
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>>3086943
I was fortunate enough to be able to attend without having to spend money on travel or accommodations, so if the live really gets canceled, I'll at least have that going for me, but even then this sucks ass. I really want to go and hope tomorrow's announcement isn't that it's canceled.

Huge condolences to anyone who DID have to purchase those things in advance, too.
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>>3086956
Neigha a fuckin horse doesn't need a visa
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>>3086939
It is a shame that not every cosplayer can be pleasant to look at
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>>3086954
Bakushin if she were a future serial killer
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>>3086961
What the fuck is a horse
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>>3086958
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>>3086945
KEK
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AND FOR HER FINAL TRICK OGURI ATE THE CONCERT
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Midterms status?
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I just feel bad for the Japs that have already flown to the US for the concert.
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Concerts suck anyway.
In our modern era we should focus more on virtual events and virtual performances.
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>>3086970
You know the rebooblicans have been in power way too fucking long. We need to have a midterms again.
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>>3086968
same as it ever was
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>>3086951
taishin did january 6th?
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>>3086945
I read that in Zach's impression of him
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>>3086961
Okay Mr racism
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>>3086956
forever young's been in the states for like 3 months already
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>>3086977
That's Mr. Lynch Chestnuts to you
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>>3086973
>Last midterms race oguri was in power
For fucks sake yeah, we need the midterms and to impeach Daiwa Scarlet.
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>>3086972
Sing us a song you're the potential man, sing us a song tonight
Cuz we're all in the mood for a new q/v/een, and you got us feelin alright
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>>3086884
if you are brocked, you are brocked
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>>3086978
>We need to stop these Japanese horses from invading our races. Our American Horses are the best in the world, everyone knows that! We need to STOP THE STEAL at the Breeders Cup this month
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>>3086961
After that DISGRACE of a Jockey Club Gold Cup maybe there should be! Why should foreign horses be able to come in and take hard earned American dollars? WE'RE CLOSING THE BORDERS
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Are you fucking kidding me man? This sucks.
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I'm gonna fucking lose it.
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>>3086961
And what about horses that aren't for fucking?
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This is foreshadowing for Taiki 3.
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it's 100% being cancelled
if they couldn't get them approved in 6 months it's not going to magically happen tomorrow either
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>>3086995
Yeah its 100% fucked.
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>>3086995
This, it's pretty plain to see.
>we'll know by tomorrow but we're trying everything we can to fast forward this!
>final announcement by tomorrow btw
They're just softening the blow early so they can say it's been canceled straight up
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>>3086995
>if you didn't get the sparks you wanted in the last 50 runs it's not going to magically happen in the next one
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>>3086995
100%. The US is extremely difficult in terms of entering the country rn. In my experience an expected wait time of 2 weeks is more like 6 months. Things are tough.
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First go at Machan, how's the deck? Too few skills?
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>>3086999
>uma analogy
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>start parent runs for dirt
>get turf sparks
fuck you cygames
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Well, if nothing else, this is the leadership yanks deserve
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>>3087001
No smaru for top runner?
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>>3087004
I don't think about (You) at all.
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Hypothetical scenario
>in the looping mines
>suddenly get one with ALL the whites you want
>pink is also the right distance
>but blue is not relevant
Will you use this as a grandparent?
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>>3086995
Tickets sold like shit so it's an easy out for them where they don't look like a failure.
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>>3087012
Nah the weekend stuff sold out immediately. Its one day that didn't sell well.
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>no concert
>5 days of flatlining
OGURI HAS BROUGHT FAMINE UPON THESE LANDS
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>>3087012
Neigha, it sold through for a venue that's huge for idol event standards.
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>>3087000
You'd think by this point they would've made the Palantir software they use to check on the color of the last dildo you bought back in 2016 in order to determine your proclivity for ecoterrorism work a little faster with all the money they've been handing away.
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>>3086957
No, we look like THIS
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>>3087001
Angling is dead on this track just fyi
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>>3087016
taishin won though
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>>3087008
Depends, but there's a good chance I might especially if it's sprint where blues are less valuable. But for the previous one where stamina sparks were in high demand, i didnt want to compromise on blues.
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>>3087018
is
>7100 seats
huge for idol concert standards?
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>>3087022
>Oguri sacrificed herself to save Taishin's reputation
Apologize. Now.
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>>3087008
I usually reason the opposite. GPs are for blues, parents are for whites, but like every single choice you make in this game, it depends on how desperate you are.
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>taishin won though
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>>3087019
all the money goes into the .001%'s pockets
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>>3087016
>Causes The MANTbroken epidemic
>Elects the rebooblicans
>Causes The Great Club Downfall
>Shatters The Economy
>Causes The Great Drawfag Genocide
>Given The Moniker "The Terrible" after having two consecutive reigns
>Eats the Concert
>About to cause The Great Flatlining
Why the FUCK do you neighas keep electing her.
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>>3087016
>5 days of flatlining
banana republic, I know who is really pulling the strings
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>>3087008
if i've still got time to run the grandparent mines i'd see if i can hit paydirt but i'd keep something like that as a backup for when i inevitably fail to make anything better
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>>3087035
Is it Oguri's fault when Taishin fails to navigate the tiebreaker? Should've proc NSM faster.
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>>3087008
sprint/mile, blue is whatever. medium/long, i'd redo.
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>>3087019
Your mistake is thinking that shit works nearly as effective as they pretend it does
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W-What happens to my money.
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>>3087001
Where's your power?
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>>3087035
>Elects the rebooblicans
the what?
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>>3087043
Aaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone.
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>>3087043
jews stole it, no refunds
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>>3087026
Yeah. Especially for an overseas event with an untested global audience. Not everything's Tokyo Dome.

Lots of lives get hosted at venues not even half that size.
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>>3087045
https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2539108/#q2541539
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>>3087041
what blues do you need for mile?
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>>3087043
>Event Ticket
Can likely get a refund
>Plane ticket
Can maybe get a refund depending on when you were traveling out
>Hotel ticket
Uhh...
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How many hours until vacation starts? I don't want to accidentally login
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>>3087054
Its still like 2 more days bro, you're good.
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>>3087054
32ish hours most likely
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>>3087035
Just look at that silly face, she's a trustworthy fellow. She has my vote.
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LUCKY
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>>3087035
kek the actual midterms are also during oguri's reign
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>pub with no front
>another player uma becomes lucky pace
>my pace proc gw so they are running side by side
>my uma get pdm into the shadow realm and stay the whole race behind the paceblob
I forgot how annoying was this shit last sprint cm
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Which seiyuu do you think is the cutest?
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>>3087061
KEK we should 100% do the midterms again
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>>3087052
Most plane tickets are not refundable unless you pay extra for a refundable fare (which is often alomost twice the cost of non refundable).

Hotel reservations are usually cancellable unless you did an opaque booking through a third party site like priceline or hotwire (those reservations where it says "A 2.5 star hotel in the LA area for $95/night but doesn't tell you the exact hotel till you book)
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>>3087064
I don't care, fuck off back to /uma/
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Isn't it weirder that they planned a concert without getting the visas approved first?
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>>3087050
stam/power is preferable, but honestly you can do with whatever blue and get a good statline.
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welcome back to me screenshotting all the christmases
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WHAT IS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
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>>3086884

This is genuinely an embarrassment for CyGames.

They're literally making excuses in their in-game announcement about lawyers and visas, it just comes off as extremely unprofessional. Not my FUCKING problem, that's up for you retards to figure out. They're a billion dollar company, surely there was SOMEBODY there that could have foreseen a delay in this regard? Shouldn't have announced the event if you couldn't even figure something as basic as that out.
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>>3087070
they assumed that america is a functioning country that doesn't take over six months to process a visa, common mistake really
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>>3087076
BAH GAWD
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LOG OFF NOW IF YOU WANT YOUR FREE 100 ROLLS
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>>3087060
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED
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>>3087006
Its either Smaru or Bakushin, dunno which is better
>>3087044
No parents for that...yet
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>>3087064
Mambo's VA is really cute
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>>3087070
This is the elephant in the room. Just seems like a really amateurish mistake to not even consider the possiblity the visa process will take longer than expected.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFnPmOO1SIs
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RICKY! LUCKY! HAPPY!
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>>3087085
how long does it usually take?
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>>3087065
Look, I’m just going to say what everyone with a brain AND a paycheck is thinking: Demoflats are destroying this country! You work hard, you pay your taxes, and what do you get? 50 carat TP, spark inflation through the roof, and a lecture about how your titty post is personally destroying thread quality, Everything’s a tax. Everything’s a rule. You can’t even grind some aces anymore without some bureaucrat in Chronogenesis asking about your fancount
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WHAT THE FUCK
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I skipped the Christmas Concert
I don't care about dirters
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WISH ME LUCK IM GOING IN
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can someone record the new event animation?
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>>3087069
That was a test. You browse /uma/ hall monitor kun lol
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Wow its fucking nothing
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>>3087090
FREAK THE FUCK OUT
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>>3087090
MY GOD INARI 1 IS PULLING OUT THE RIDING CROP
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Hokko how often do you go to tomakomai what the fuck
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wow!
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Is there a lore reason oguri cap can fly?
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Can taishin even fly?
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>Director greets me at the door for the guaranteed 2* uma ticket
>Oh shiiiit
>Base Fuji dupe
Not much of a magic trick...
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OUR FUARKING HEROES
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>>3087106
This is the exact team im running in the dirt CM lol.
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KINO
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>>3087104
Yes but only on tracks where Encroaching Shadow works
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>>3087099
will this bitch shut the fuck up about her flyover town
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I have a feeling this is a lot less than what jp did
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>>3087106
Remove the one on the right
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Sure, why not
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>50 carats from a team trial
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>>3087095
I didn't get why seiyuu belonged on /uma/. What are they even doing there right now
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>>3087111
How else do you expect her to NOT make it a flyover town?
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FUCK WON!
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XOGURI CAP JUST FLEW PAST MY HOUSE
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>>3087106
SEX WITH OUR HEROES
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>>3087118
Having fun. You should try it.
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WHAT IS THIS SLOP.
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>>3087112
It is, someone posted the comparison in a previous thread. We did like 1/10th of what they did and they didn't even have auto careers at the time
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>>3087123
Fun is a buzzword
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Gold Ship stam (lol, first SSR I ever pulled when I started the game) and Air Groove as the scout. rip
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>>3087124
Your guaranteed Speed Star
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>6th Power Rice spook
Thanks for the rainbow cleats I guess
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>unlocked casual outfit
>can't do anything with it
Sugoiiiii
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oOOOOOooh yay! my 0lb brick I was never gonna use is now a 1LB brick I'm NEVER going to use!
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WHAT THE FUCK
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>>3087136
ohnononononono
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>>3087091
my wife is the pride of the NAR and I love twinkle
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CREEKY!
LUCKY!
HAPPY!
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ALSO REMINDER TO DO YOUR TEAM TRIALS BEFORE YOU GET LOCKED OUT SINCE EVERYONE IS HERE
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>>3087136
THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
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>>3087136
/SHE/ is here to save your account.
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>>3087136
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>>3087136
ENTER
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>>3087136
THE ALPHA OF AWE
THE BRUTE OF BRAWN
THE CULTIVATOR OF CLASS
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BOY AM SO FUCKING HAPPY A DUPE OF AN MLB CARD
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>>3087136
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
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This concert is real fuckin sexy
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>>3087147
Unironically, better than shakur'd since you can cleat it with no regrets.
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>>3087149
Well yeah Rickey and Hokko are both 10s
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Is she a Christian ruler? Does she worship Christ?
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>>3087124
isnt that card good?
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You know, anon, I think I'll farm a million fans for my danchou... when Oguris fly.
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>Oh yea funny Tokyo High Jump re-enactment (Tokyo 3400, use your CM20 aces)
25795103
25795103
25795103
16/18
Last Call!
forgot all about this, still also need to run the mare only shuka sho too (89541850 to spectate, it's full)
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>apply for travel application 6 months ago
>don't ever get your paperwork approved
I don't travel much, is this really what it's like for others? I thought they could just like, get in. We went to Greece and Portugal and there wasn't anything like that if I remember right.
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>>3087153
>Is the Sin of Gluttony Christian
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no amount of dirterganda will make me care about dirters, in fact you only made me go from neutral to dislike
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>>3087070
>>3087078
For comparison, the rest of the world tour also has legs in London and Seoul.

Processing time for the UK is like 8 weeks, South Korea is 3~7 weeks. The US taking over six months is obscene.
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>>3087159
You went from gay to flaming homosexual
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>>3087151
And acute. Do NOT forget acute.
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>>3087101
is this card even useable for anything
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>>3087163
Like a 6 at best
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Uh oh dirter melty!
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>>3087157
The US is extremely isolationist at the moment. Its very extraordinary circumstances
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>>3087142
>3 for 3 in the OUR HEROES collages so far
The brick accusations have been greatly exaggerated.
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>>3087163
She is 10/10 but not on sexiness meter
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>>3087163
Acute mogs them extremely hard, this makes them insecure and defensive. Don't pay attention to them.
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>>3087164
Well it can give you a good trainer card
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>>3087164
THH hints for loopan maybe?
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>>3087140
How come you're not retaining Class 6? We have the same trainer rank.
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EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>3087157
It depends on where you go, and what you're traveling for. If you're just a tourist it's generally whatever. The US situation right now is... abnormal, to say the least, and the fact that this is for work adds extra red tape.
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All three of them have vocals for this song
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>>3087167
Doesn't sound right, we just had the world cup earlier this year, tons of foreigners came in and I don't remember there being that much issues, and it was a much larger scale operation than Cygames little concert.

I don't believe their story honestly.
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>>3087174
You've been banned from the ASTER Manor
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>>3087064
Dorijaseiyuu is not only a real doll but also a lawyer irl.
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>>3087174
This game has way too many whalebait cards that aren't even that useful when MLBd
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>>3087177
Leftists hate japan and cute girls
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>Feet Dictus
WHOA what if I was playing this in public Cygames?
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>>3087177
Tourist visas =/= work visas.
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>>3087174
only faggots and children say "eww"
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>>3087173
oh i don't particularly care about my TT team, i just do auto-select team and call it a day
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>>3087177
Not gonna blogpost but that anon is right, I don't think americans realize how draconian their government is as far as foreigners at the moment. And the world cup itself did have some pretty massive issues.
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>>3087176
Only one of these is sex
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>>3087174
I got her too! At least I didn't get Teio speed like last time I already have both base Tokai Teio at five stars and her speed support SSR MLB'd from the amount of times she's spooked me
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This is not the first case that performers/artists have not been able to travel to the US for events in recent times.
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>>3087190
*all three of these are sex
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>>3087170
WE WUV GRANNY
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Nobody finds X sexy
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aww man
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>>3087195
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>>3087194
Is this angst? Does she die of old age or something
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>>3087177
As anon said work visas are a whole different beast. Maybe if Cygames relocated to Israel they'd get them faster.
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>>3087184
The athletes were using tourist visas?

>>3087188
We had athletes from all over the world come here, including Japanese's soccer team. We can't get a few girls over for a concert?

CyGames have proven time and time again how retarded they are, sorry I can't take their side on this especially with how unprofessionally they've handled this. You're telling us about lawyers and visas in an IN-GAME update? ONE day before you plan on admitting to the world YOU fucked up?
No, that's on THEM for being unable to organize the event. There's simply no excuse for this. Instead of being angry with CyGames, they want you to redirect your anger to the US government so they can get off scott-free and remove any responsiblity for COMPLETELY fucking up a simple concert.
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>2* groove
>guts nano dupe
t-thanks
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>>3087195
>Nobody finds X sexy
WHAT AM I POSTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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>>3087200
Anon...Trainers go through several trainees over their careers, and Acute was his first
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>>3087202
hate to break it to you but there's a massive difference between the world cup and a concert
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So I shouldn't log in starting from now?
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>>3087202
Wasn't one of the refs banned from entering?
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End Digitan or End Inari for CM22?
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>>3087210
Yeah, one matters and the other is some sportsball shit
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>>3087156
>use your CM20 aces
isn't this like 1000m longer
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>>3087202
>We had athletes from all over the world come here
Boy you did not keep up with the world cup huh, even with the PR nightmare that would be fucking up the world cup it was extremely difficult for many athletes to not only compete but stay for their matches, shit mane. Didn't they Iranian team get deported immediately after or some shit
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I still don't get the meme of not logging in for 5 days. Where will it transfer to???
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Christmas with Rickey...
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>>3087212
No not yet.
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>>3087210
If they knew this was going to be a problem, CyGames should have had the concert elsewhere or waited to announce the event until they had their visas approved The fact that they got completely blindsided by this is inexcusable and extremely unprofessional. It's just straight up bad planning.

You're telling me there's not a single person on their team that thought this *MIGHT* be a problem? Genuinely what the fuck were they thinking?
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>>3087221
Kitasan White
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>>3087216
Well I think your old CM2/CM11 aces will be even worse probably
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>>3087224
>CyGames should have had the concert elsewhere
They did! It's a world tour!
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>>3087221
You remember way back when, when we had Tamamo cross and Speed fuku? Just like that
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>flatlining
Enjoy your B rank clubs nerds!
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>>3087214
Inari One, Tail Nine is crazy
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>>3087231
i will
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>>3087226
>>3087230
So free rolls from Wit Sweepy to Kitasan?
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>>3087234
Yuh, you got it
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>>3087175
the problem is we have "rule of law" (aka rule by lawyers) instead of "rule of common sense".

see under "rule of common sense" we can say things like "hey, we are making work visas difficult to obtain because we have a real problem with third worlders coming in to serve as a source of permanent cheap labor for corporations" and thus, make common sense exceptions for things like touring international entertainment acts that are coming here to perform. but we have rule of law so everything has to go through the same bureaucratic hurdles to satisfay legal technicalities, also we can't address the common sense elephant in the room of the people we really want to keep out of the country are those of certain races and nationalities, because we have to pretend all races are equal. thus we can't just say: "japanese singers yes, jeet 'tech workers' (scammers) no, mexican lawnmowers no, arab terrorists no".
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You'll all get spooked by Teio after flatlining for 5 days.
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>>3087235
Damn now I understand why everyone's going to flatline. Wit Sweepy doesn't seem worth it with 50 rolls
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>>3087231
Actually me and the boys already decided those days are gonna be fan run spam from the survivors.
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>>3087231
Yep yep, as a der/v/ert I think getting at least one copy of Wit Sweepy is more important than getting Kitasan Blanco so I will NOT be flatlining.
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>>3087238
I'm not flatlining though.
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>>3087212
Do it
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>>3087236
Rule of common sense is a bit too vague to be applicable worldwide
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>>3087239
I'm not doing it cuz idgaf about kitasan white or dia. But I see the appeal
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>>3087241
I will simply get Kitasan White in 50 pulls, simple as.
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>>3087246
This
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>>3087245
I'll probably do it. Cards aren't worth rolling without a spark anyway
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>>3087231
William, we're in HotUmaGlue
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>>3087239
But you could get 50mil fans in that 5 days of flatlining...
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>>3087245
Kita is Pace parent
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Its time to settle this once and for all
https://poal.me/n4zsyq
https://poal.me/n4zsyq
https://poal.me/n4zsyq
Poll will run for 24 hours, will draw lewds of the winner.
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well, its almost as useful as SR Seeking The Pearl I guess
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST FLATLINE
Yes I can BITCH
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>>3087252
It's okay. My club isn't moving up to A+ whether we flatline or not
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>>3087236
>but we have rule of law so everything has to go through the same bureaucratic hurdles to satisfay legal technicalities, also we can't address the common sense elephant in the room of the people we really want to keep out of the country are those of certain races and nationalities, because we have to pretend all races are equal. thus we can't just say: "japanese singers yes, jeet 'tech workers' (scammers) no, mexican lawnmowers no, arab terrorists no".
Previously, maybe, but the current administration has not exactly been subtle about this.
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cygames has made some bad hires with regards to their personnel who work with the western market, just look at the localizer issues. what if their western legal contacts are of the same quality.

this would be especially troublesome because if they hired activist immigration lawyers who would have an adversarial relationship with the government to work on the visas as opposed to a more administration-friendly attorney...
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>>3087253
Idgaf. I main Backliners
>B-But Dia
I have base Dia and she's won me plat. And ALSO, im pulling for Laurel
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>>3087254
>only those four
Damn, I woulda voted Urara.
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>>3087254
I THINK YOU MAY BE FORGETTING SOMEBODY, MY FUARKING HERO WHO HAD A CAMEO APPEARANCE IN THIS EVENT
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>>3087254
WHERE THE FUCK IS INARI ONE
RECOUNT NOW!
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>>3087260
But Dia has Claw Yourself
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>>3087254
where's the option for transcend?
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>Inari Won
>Look inside
>Lost
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>>3087259
This, everything about Cygames is retarded as a company. They literally can't make simple balance changes to their game without breaking the whole thing, they can't give us basic QOL without making us wait for months, years. They have no idea what they're fucking doing and it shows. The people they hired to do the localization are fucking retarded so that's a good point. The way they've handled Global in general has just been so halfassed, so I would be surprised if the planning for this event was equally half assed.

If they knew what they were doing they could have actually capitalized on the momentum of Uma being a global phenomena but they've shown that they just don't really care that much.
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>>3087254
>Chance for Acute Lewds.
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>>3087255
I borrow this card for parent making since it gives guaranteed uma stan.
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>>3087254
I don't really like either but Taru is just one of the prettiest designs in the game. It's actually a fucking crime that she's a d*rtoid.
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>>3087254
>hokko and acute are neck and neck
acute being this lusted over is a suprise
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>>3087271
Acute is, unironically, least lewdable uma out there
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>>3087254
>no "FUCK dirters" option
shit poll
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>>3087254
Stop voting for the fucking granny retards, vote for FALCO
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>>3087275
I LOVE TUMMY
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>>3087259
Nigga you are not pinning this on localizers who put in happy holidays instead of merry christmas for one event a year ago.
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>>3087276
Even if you're into gilf?
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>>3087254
Where's pasa and taiki?
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>>3087254
I AM NOT GOING TO TOMAKOMAI AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>3087278
Would you really wanna fuck THIS?
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>>3087260
NYDia is a long merchant, but base is already good in longs. L'arc is the strong one.
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>>3087284
YES NEIGHA
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>>3087282
It's a newma-biased poll. They threw falco in there as the token oldma.
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>>3087281
Probably, dunno what those guys find sexy
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>>3087282
>they're not a part of the dirter group are they?
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>>3087254
We're all going to tomato pie!
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>>3087284
Falco is hot as fuck anon
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Hokko is unironically the most forced newma ever
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>>3087284
There was an ungodly hot lewd someone posted of her a few months back and it was eye opening.
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>>3087293
>Newfag doesn't know about the hokko witchecks
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>>3087287
Something is deeply unsettling about hearing Wonder Acute called a newma
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>>3087259
This would hold more water if Uma was an exceptional case of foreign artists getting denied entry into the US or not having their paperwork approved on time, but it's really not.
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>>3087254
Umm Rickey bros where are you?
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>>3087293
t. chinkey
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>>3087293
That's ines fujin but she's a close runner up.
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>>3087294
The one with the pubes?
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>>3087290
>tomato pie
that's just a calzone
we're going straight to calstone then?
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>>3087284
Falco would be 200% sexier if they went with the beta outfit
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>>3087295
I remember them and they were shit, just like her jiggleslop is also shit

I don't give a fuck about whatever shithole villager you're from, I heard you the first a thousand times. I DON'T CARE!
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>>3087300
Ines Fujin is one of the hottest umas in the game
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>>3087298
Cultivating.
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>>3087301
No it was a standing fuck while they were looking into each other's eyes. It wasn't a drawfriend.
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>>3087300
She's not spammed nearly as much
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>>3087298
Patience Junior
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>>3087305
You say this about every uma that isn't __________
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>>3087305
Not even top 20 of global
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>>3087308
Oh ik which one you're talking about. Yeah that was some good shit
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You are watering down the meaning of newma again
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We're just calling anyone a newma? Next you'll call Daring Tact a newma
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>>3087311
I ran her last longslop and she fucking JOBBED TO MY PALMER
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>>3087318
All umas are oldmas in the grand scheme of things. The entire history of the universe has already happened.
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Genwunners are troglodytes, news at 11
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If it's not GENWUN it's a newma
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>>3087064
i've jerked off to Tachyon's recent birthday selfie and i don't regret it.
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Always the Hokkofags who can't handle the banter..
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>>3087317
Post link
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>>3087322
>Forever Young is the first TRUE Newma
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>>3087325
Teiobro btw
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>>3087329
She's certainly captures everything wrong about newmas
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>>3087305
I lost count the number of times I jerked off to ines fujin
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How do you decide what parent you should make and who you should borrow? Say for example with sprint right now, is it easier if you have your own Nishino and borrow El, or the other way around?
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The vast land of Mt Tarumae....
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>>3087333
It is a million times easier to make a nishino parent than an el parent
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>>3087333
How easy it is to do the dirt-mile-med rotation. It's better to make your own El Condor Pasa, and then borrow someone's turboaffinity autist Nishino
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>>3087333
I don't have BEEshino so I made an El parent
honestly it's not that bad, and I'm getting a decent amount of follows from it
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>>3087333
Convenience, its much easier to make a nishino parent cuz she has actually usable white skills and golds and less aptitudes.
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I love newmas
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>>3087333
Depends on what grandparents I already might have. This CM I have to make my own El since I don't have Nishino.
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>>3087337
Why is that?

>>3087338
Oh you're not supposed to just do your normal G1 schedule? I usually just hope for the best and sometimes it works
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>>3087328
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12081604
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>>3087344
I had a taste of 440 affinity during longslop and I can't go back anymore.
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>>3087328
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12081603?q=smart_falcon_%28umamusume%29+
Think its this.
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Oldmas are just better, deal with it
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>>3087346
>>3087348
Oh yeah, thats the good shit
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>>3087347
anywhere tell you exactly how much affinity you have?
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>>3087355
You can use chrono or the tool from ricedev
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Always knew Falcon was a whore
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Are the stat boosts that you get from sparks affected by their count from one lineage or do they total up across both parents? Say if you have speed/power sparks scattered across both sides, do you get less than if they were all speed on one side and power on the other?
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>>3087362
No, each spark is a set value there's no growth via accumulation.
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>>3087364
Very cool, thanks
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>>3087115
I got the same. LB1 now.
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I find anons who seethe at umas very funny, instead of posting the girl they like they talk shit about the girl they dont like.
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>>3086884
So... its cancelled or they can still turn it around?
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>>3087254
>no Windy
Hey, fuck you.
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>>3087369
Wait a minute....it's just like..../v/...
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>>3087371
Like Inari, El, Taiki or Digital answer the following question: Is she a part of the dirter group?
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>>3086884
they just weren't prestigious enough to use the locale
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>>3087373
>Dirters are cliquey bitches
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>>3087370
If they can't get their visas approved in like 24 hours they are not flying the VAs out of the country.
Japan is half a day ahead, it's already 2PM on October 19th over there. By the time they get news it'll be the 20th.
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>>3087373
Yeah.
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>>3087369
I'm not mad at the umas themselves. It's more the fanbase I find obnoxious, and I could say that about a lot of things.

The reason I don't spam my uma like them is because I know it would annoy people in the exact same way and I'm not actively trying to make people dislike my uma. Not that I really care but I just don't feel the need to advertise my favorite uma every thread. Just comes off as forced and artificial
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>>3087374
How did Geoff do it?
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>>3087373
Inari was in the fucking event bro.
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>>3087373
But Oguri is allowed to be a part of it?
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>>3087382
So was oguri
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>>3087380
ooo-ma-maaaa-sueee-meeeee
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>>3087384
So they both should have been added to the poll. Why were they not?

Why are some dirters getting selective treatment hmmm?
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>>3087254
>Rickey
>5
I thought i was amongst smarter men
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>>3087370
They'll tell us tomorrow but it's almost certainly canceled. Not like Cygames has insiders, they're a foreign company. What are the odds that dozens of seiyuu all approved within a day?

Honestly, given this, I would expect any future overseas Uma events to just avoid any potential hassle of touring in the US altogether. They wouldn't be the first.
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>>3087386
The Dirter Gang does not include Inari One or Oguri Cap
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>>3087370
>or they can still turn it around?
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>>3087390
But they were in the dirter event
Why were they left out?
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>>3087380
his dad invented imax
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>people all over the world buy plane tickets, book hotels etc, just to get cancelled.
Not gonna lie this is insanely embarassing for everyone involved. What can they even do, maybe scramble together a livestream?
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>>3087397
Oh yeah cause that makes it better
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>>3087397
I'm thinking we'll get ONE TP refill in our inbox.
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I wuv them
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>>3087397
someone has to commit sudoku
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>>3087397
I'm thinkin' we need lifelike Nishino robots to make up for this.
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>>3087397
its 2026, there's no such thing as embarrassment anymore
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>>3087397
>people got baited into going to Commiefornia
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>>3087403
The URA would never approve it
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>>3087397
Maaaaaaaaaaaybe, and I say this with weapons grade copium, they could try to schedule another leg of the tour in a different country after they do London, Seoul, and Yokohama as planned.

But considering all the logistics involved, I highly doubt it.
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>>3087400
Megane sex
MEGANE SEX
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>>3087404
What are you talking about?
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>>3087392
Its not about the event, its about the dirter gang. Wonder Acute, Copano Rickey and Hokko Tarumae are all contemporaries and race against eachother, with Falcon racing against Acute and retiring around the time Hokko and Rickey were rising and acting as their senior due to being the uma that popularized dirt races in Japan. Just because an umas races in dirt does not mean they're dirter gang. Oguri Cap and Inari One are Heisei Big Three.
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>>3087368
Hey me too!
This is getting weird, name your favorite uma
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Is Top Runner still bad for runaway on Sprint?
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>>3087412
Bamboo Memory /ourjanny/ doing her job finally
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DOES HOKKO NOT WEAR BRA AT ALL? IT JIGGLES SO MUCH THAT IT'S THE ONLY THING I COULD LOOK AT DURING THE WHOLE CONCERT
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>>3087418
>Bounceslop
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>>3087418
She thinks they're uncomfortable
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>Oguri flies
What can't she NOT do
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>>3087412
Don't worry about it
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>>3087413
Draw them all fucking each other and put Falco on the cuck chair
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>>3087415
Yes, very. Runaway in general is awful for sprint
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>>3087425
Rickey and Hokko share a boyfriend
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>>3087422
Lose Weight
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>>3087425
Currenbwo btw
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>>3087427
yeah, me
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>>3087427
Indeed, their trainer Anonymous.
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Who's the glup shitto of umamusume?
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>>3087420
These proportions are absurd
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>>3087418
I swear her jiggle physics is boosted and even multiplied compared to all other umas
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>>3087433
Neigha, ALL OF THEM
>HOLY FUAAAAAAAARK BROS THEY ARE ADDING NIHON PILLOW WINNER AND OJU CHOSAN TO THE GAME
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>>3087422
Bag Kitahara, or Folkqueen for that matter
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>>3087433
who's the biddy blas of umamusume?
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>>3087433
Chiyo, she has a lot of cameos and smaller roles throughout the official media.
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>>3087433
>irrelevant filler character that fans end up liking so much they become a real character
Meek
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Is this the slowest /v/ma has ever been? I'm slightly worried
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>>3087441
We're all in /uma/
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>>3087441
I'd honestly rather have a slow thread than go through the shit again
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>>3087441
We are double the speed of the fastest thread in /v/. What the fuck are you on?
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>>3087441
If you think it's bad now wait until half the thread is (actually) not playing the game in 2 days.
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>>3087441
Dude, I just looked it up, that's true. That's like 100%. Everything he said is true.
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I WON
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>>3087444
I saw a post earlier in the day that said it was the slowest it's ever been which is why I asked just to make sure
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>>3087441
this is concerning
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>>3087449
Why are you neighas like this
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>>3087451
Rulership mentality
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Come race the sprinters I made today.

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>34543887
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>34543887
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>>3087448
I actually do wish I had this card. Its good for parent runs.
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Well fuck you too, game
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>>3087452
I'm the dictator here and I run this place with an iron dick
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>>3087444
We used to be a lot faster than that
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>>3087458
bedtime in burgerland
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>>3087458
Speed isn't everything, Calzone.
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>>3087456
Unironically skill issue. Manage your tokens properly.
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She looks so stupid! I mean what the hell's wrong with her. She's just like...like...
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Come to Tomakomai
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So I can only play uma until 3pm pst (10pm utc) tomorrow? Is that correct?
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>>3087458
The stakes hit 12 posts per minute last time and we can hit 3 or 4 PPM on the regular during peak hours and you neighas still worry? The /weakmind/ epidemic continues.
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>>3087465
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>>3087456
>No speed tokens
Holy shit thats awful RNG. Good lessons too
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>>3087465
Will she hand feed me rolls and clean my ears?
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>>3087462
Neigh. I see +3 Sprint Hint, I buy +3 Sprint Hint
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CHOP CHOP NEED MY PARENT.
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>>3087474
This is how you highroll btw
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Big fan of things that glow in the dark
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>>3087451
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>>3087465
there is a graded dirt race in Tomakomai later on this month so I will force /v/ma to come to tomakomai
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Is Pearl's ult good to inherit?
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>>3087482
Yes, very. Its as good as pulse
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>>3087397
i was surprised to learn that these concerts actually have the voice actors sing and dance.

why not just have a giant screen with the umas like a vtuber concert?
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>>3087477
Isnt the key to highrolling just using every single blue token on not speed

Like energy, skills, skill points
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>>3087479
How does this even work
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>>3087487
glow in the dark leggings?
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>>3087486
The key to highrolling is skill hint spam
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>>3087453
I forgot how gambly this shit was

Again!
67978401
>67978401
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>67978401
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>67978401
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>>3087485
like a pre-recorded performance? what's the point of going then?
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>>3087486
That's pretty subjective honestly.
The key to highrolling is getting god rainbows and energy events. MOST of your skill hint discounts will be coming from godly inspirations. not to mention fast learner high rolls too. not to say that this guy is wrong >>3087491, you can get skill hints during GL but sometimes it's not the best idea of it makes your token situation bad enough to where you cant afford songs/progress techniques. I would still argue most discounts come from godly inspirations, not shop RNG. The real high roll comes from the rainbows more than anything.

Honestly though I've done a handful of runs and MOST of them have had half of their event chains not even finish.
I'm not even looking for a high roll. I just want my fucking chains to finish for once for fuck's sake.
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>>3085885
This video is gone by the ways.
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Hey lads

How much time do i have left to play before sitting out for kita
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>>3087101
>Proto tama race outfit
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>>3087496

We still aren't 100% certain.

The banner goes live on the 20th not when dailies start but when the new banners usually get added, so like 6:00 EST. I would say stop logging in before then.
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>>3087409
My bet is on a damage control stream concert they'll do which is not going to be open to the public and that is the absolute best.
Seems to be an even bigger topic over jap twitter as some of them fly to the US just for this. At least they can go to Santa anita park, but damn this is gonna be an insanely bad PR.
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>>3087498
But isnt tomorrow the 19th?
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>>3087498
we should get an announcement at banner reset today ahead of time for the free rolls
>>3087501
>But isnt tomorrow the 19th?
not in my timezone
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>>3087502
AHHHH IM SCARED
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I don't care about this nonsense because I don't intend to flatline
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>>3087500
>but damn this is gonna be an insanely bad PR.
There's some funny stuff going on with the global economy right now so it might get overshadowed if BLACK Monday meets the DOOMspectations.
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>>3087183
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>>3087505
W-what?

Can the economy not die before Thanksgiving i need to buy a pc
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>>3087503
don't worry, we have the monthly schedule in the banner. We know the free rolls technically can't even start until the 20th so just chill and check back tomorrow
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>>3087508
I wouldn't worry. Futes are hugely green right now.
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>>3087120
God tier parent card for hints, and eventually we'll be able to run LB0 cards and still hit SS
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>>3087508
A collapse in demand should lower prices

lol
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>>3087462
She could've been a UF1. Now she's just a shitty UF (with sprint s, groundwork, all event chains done).
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>>3087508
>i need to buy a pc
you chose an awful fucking time dude
the price of ram, storage, GPUs is absurdly high right now. I can't think of a single component that isn't inflated and I don't expect it to get any better anytime soon.

but in short there was a massive tech selloff on friday because you guessed it: one of the middlemen AI companies that supplies GPUs for these datacenters is expected to go bankrupt in the next 6 years. A lot of these companies are deep in debt and the US bond market has turned upside down which is effecting global borrowing rates which could have shockwaves...in short it MAY not be looking good.

Best case scenario this was just a little hiccup and they kick the can down the road but it doesn't change the problems that are bubbling up in a lot of sectors. Eventually we'll have to deal with this mess they've created
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I'm just going to take an extra day off just to be safe hehe
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>>3087508
>new pc
>2026
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>>3087512
Soon there will be a better parent card
https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30138-nice-nature
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>>3087156
STARTING!
first the long race
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Things aren't looking good right now, but on the bright side, if you wanted a Kuripan for Machitan or Neicha, you can now get them without having to pay an arm and a leg on the secondhand market! Unless you live in the US and customs seizes your plushies, I guess.

https://www.goodsmileus.com/products/kuripan-plushie-matikanetannhausernice-nature-70714
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>>3087521
OUR LONG HEROES!
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>>3087496
I'd play it on the safe side and stop playing before the game hits 20th.
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forgot to ask, do I need DDPP here
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>>3087216
don't worry, tokyo 3400 is only just the most stamina-intensive track in the entire game, even more than nakayama 3600 even bc of fewer downhills
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>>3087517
>tfw bought a new pc and phone last year and a switch 2 this year
I'm looking good!
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>>3087344
>Why is that?
Because Nishino has like 5 aptitudes, while El has... 7 and easily becomes 8 with a single dirt spark and then adding sprint would make 9 if you can even fix her, so you're substantially less likely to get a useful pink.
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>>3087508
Just buy used parts. And remember, games that are actually good don't have very high system requirements.
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>>3087525
DD/PP doesn't seem all that important on the sprint, or at least not very high priority. But there are so few people running sprint it's hard to say. You'd have to ask one of the Machan guys here.
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>>3087522
Thank you for the heads up i was unironically waiting for the Natie Kuripan rerun
>tfw bought a Golshi figma and Oguri+Tama Kuripans that have to pass through customs
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>>3087529
This
>buy $2K PC (would cost $4K+ today)
>just use it to watch youtube, browse 4chan, and play a 720p shitty steam port of Uma
I play most of my games on >switch despite it graphically being inferior. I like retro and indie games mostly
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How much sparks do you need to get a D aptitude to A?
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>>3087537
>I like retro and indie games mostly
Why don't you play those on your PC?
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>>3087538
at least 7
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>>3087523
AND MEJIRO BRIGHT TAKES IT, WITH BIWA FOLLOWING CLOSE BEHIND!
I'm shocked that there were actually umas who were properly stammed for this
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>>3087538
7, but the real answer for distance sparks is "it doesn't matter because you stuff your legacy with it to get to S"
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>>3087541
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=vOh-mZ0vH0pSwP_IOu1AB2xy
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>>3087508
>buying a PC
My PC's at least more than 7 years old and only upgraded my gpu like 3 years ago and it can still play games well. PC economy is forever fucked because of AI
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>>3087539
It's nice to be able to switch to handheld so I can play games and watch stuff on youtube at the same time.

I own a shit ton of games on steam but I never play it. I prefer the hybrid nature of that, but I try not to buy demanding games on the nintendo. Most games I like just arent demanding and run fine, especially with Switch 2 now being a bit stronger.
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>>3087540
>>3087542
Cool thanks, yeah distance isn't an issue but it is for track
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>>3087156
AND NOW TIME FOR MAREKINO!
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All front mains are not allowed to switch to lates. Live with your choices when we become meta.
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>>3087537
Edit when
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>>3087539
I sort of get the logic because I don't want to get up, press a button on my PC and then go back to bed. I have gotten that lazy. I still use it for games sometimes, although for Uma I just use it for recording races and Ms. Victoria concerts.
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>A mile = 14th NOT ENOUGH SKILLS
>Buy no skills
>C medium = 1st
Cool
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>>3087547
OUR HEROINES ENTER THEIR GATES!
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>>3087549
>I would turn megumin into a human version of a termite queen
>t.
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>>3087550
Nigga, there's plenty of ways to wake your PC with a controller
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Most people on /v/ma just play uma on their Switch
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@Dancho
@cygames_en
@realDonaldTrump
DO SOMETHING
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>>3087552
https://files.catbox.moe/juiqc9.png
This is most certainly not the run
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>>3087508
Oh honey...
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>>3087559
Otsukaresama~
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>>3087553
AND JUST LIKE LAST NIGHT DAIWA IS DENIED HER VICTORY, BUT THIS TIME BY SWEEP TOSHO!
https://files.catbox.moe/zn7s3k.jpg
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=uj4gT4-TbhUyjLvZz0SEblaj
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>>3087556
It doesn't surprise me, but like I said I'm excessively lazy. I just put in the bare minimum of effort into everything I ever do.
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>>3087553
Theres way too many fat cows
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>>3087560
I wish I had a hall monitor of my own
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>>3087545
Y'know what? Fair enough. As long as you're having fun man.

>>3087550
My keyboard has a power button. My mouse can wake my desktop from hibernation mode.
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>>3087485
As an Imasfag who has seen both it’s infinitely more kino with the 3DPD.
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https://files.catbox.moe/qt2c0z.jpg
And with that, another week of Keiba ends, join us next Friday night for the Artemis Stakes for 2 yr old fillies and Saturday night for the FUARKING KIKUKA SHO where we'll find out whether WUVcen gets a triple crown
>NOTE: I will not be holding on-time re-enactments of these graded races since I will be flatlining during then
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>>3087569
She’s very cute and spunky. Her career won me over big.
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>>3087573
I will hold it don't worry
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How is the PLAPtanus witch so fucking strong?
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Bread!?
Bread!???
BREAD!!!!!???
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>>3087576
the real question is how did daiwa scarlet job TWICE?
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>>3087576
Easy sprint A means she can slot in turf sparks.
Access to spurt.
Only downside is unique is a wash.
Not Taishin level but not bad.
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>>3087570
I'll clear out my PC specific library, and it is a HUGE library. Most of what I like to really play on my PC is actual emulation. I also have a few hacked consoles. But the first thing I ever played was gameboy/gamegear, and I just find it comfy to kick back and get lost in that screen with something in the background. I also like to play games while I'm cooking and continue where I left off. Same reason people probably like fiddling on steam deck or playing on their phones. Not to mention there are a lot of Nintendo exclusives I do like, and if Sega was still a thing I'd gladly side with them but alas.

Just play games in whichever way is >comfyiest for you, I sympathize with the other lazybro. I think combination of Switch + PC is nice but I've barely put my graphics card to the test is really my main point. Depends on the kind of stuff you want to play at the end of the day. I just see the stories of many people getting overkill PCs and instead just playing like old WoW, runescape and shit like that so people usually tend to go overboard one way or another
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>>3087576
Her title is PLAT anus witch. As in, she will get you plat. And also something about her anus I dunno.
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>>3087577
Shut the FUCK up rice
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Ten taiyakis? Really Rice?
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>>3087581
I think sweep IS one of the umas that have gone 3/3 so far?
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>>3087590
3/3?
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I know it was wishful thinking to expect it would be my scarlet almost winning, but to load into the match ingame and see a late start so bad she runs the rest of the race as an end closer is just fucking depressing.
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>>3087589
Imagine I posted that rice sticker where she makes that "eeeeeiii" noise
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>>3087593
i assume 3/3 in the collages from the past 3 CMs since we first started making them
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my vodka ran better in the race with all the stallions than the mares only race...
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>>3087595
Sprintslop can be brutal in that way. Why do you think everyone is recommending groundwork AND uma stan? AND shrewd step. it's hard not to get thrown to the back of the death clump
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>>3087593
Ever since we started doing the CM winners collage, some umas have won 3/3 times. One of the 3/3 umas is sweep. A lot of people run her in rooms so it doesn't surprise me
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>>3087597
Collages suck because I've never been in one
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>>3087600
that was the marekino shuka sho re-enactment, not the sprint
>>3087603
oh same here, i've been 4/4 for GL 3rd places
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>>3087600
Neigha, he's talking about the mare-only Shuka Sho reenactment. That's a medium.
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>>3087600
it was a medium.
Also i've brought all of those things before and they don't do jack shit. Still get bad starts. Still get sent to the back of the pack against umas with none of them.
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>>3087607
Sounds like you need some concentration luckletbro, I am sorry to hear that
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>>3087600
those don't work half the time despite them firing off
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>>3087598
won the derby but lost the shuka sho moment
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>>3087611
Tell that to frontbros. They'd call you a suicidal maniac if you ran without groundwork. It works, it's just the whole thing is a rat race when everyone is proccing it, so you don't want to be the one without it.
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>>3086884
>We might not be able to hold the concerts
>We'll let you know by tomorrow though
So it's fucking cancelled then.
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Dang a lot of lads replied to me about the PC thing

Appreciate the concern bros but im already aware im getting fucked over, but sadly as you all know its not getting better
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>>3087617
Yeppers. It's such a dishonest way of framing things honestly. Why the fuck am I opening up the game and they're telling me they cant get visas and lawyers but "maybe tomorrow it will be resolved lol". CYNEIGHAS SORT YOUR SHIT OUT
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https://files.catbox.moe/k0eys8.png
>Ruby didn’t finish
>No rainbows last three turns
>Didntvrealise I forgot to swap in FineMo over Neicha from my Festa runs
Of course she got the S
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>>3087623
Honestly you’d think they have gotten visas sorted before even announcing it.
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is palmer gonna be in legend race tomorrow? or is it daiwa?
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>>3087626
Ruby refused to finish her chains, sometimes refused to even start the chain so I just decided to stop doing ace runs. Fuck that.
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>>3086884
No refunds!
>>
Free pulls soon!
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>>3087628
19th - 22nd: Palmer
22nd - 25th: Scarlet
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>>3087628
palmer first, so most of the missed star pieces from flatlining will be for daiwa
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>>3087627
Something something America's fault. Cygames werent ready to deal with McDelays when the rest of the world is operating at normal speed i.e. secure visa in 2-3 months instead of 6? That's the excuse I'm hearing at least. Definitely seems like they took a gamble to announce dates without even securing visas or knowing it might take longer than expected
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>>3087634
>>3087635
Oh nice, thank you. I want to get palmer pieces first before flatlining.
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>>3087629
I’ve actually had surprisingly good luck there, this is the first one she hasn’t finished. Still plan to do some runs with borrowed sweep wit to see how that goes instead.
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risky business is still good right? i've been picking the option to gamble for the +3 nothing ventured
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>>3087637
Even for America right now, this seems off. The Jap I knew who flew to America recently only waited around 4 weeks for his visa to get approved. I wonder if they got lost in the 38 signature process.
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>>3087632
How soon? Idk when I have to stop logging in
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Festa is the comfiest Uma to train in GL. You can simply aim for 1420 speed knowing her good green will give you the extra 80 to hit at least 1500.
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>>3087645
But speed is the one singular fun thing about GL
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>>3087643
something something tourist visas vs work visas, but even then the world cup was earlier this year and I imagine a lot of work visas were made for that. Maybe things have changed in the past few months but I have no idea what it is.

All I know is the way Cygames is framing it is already pretty dishonest and unprofessional. Instead of just saying outright it's canceled they're going to give people some poor guy false hope...for one extra day? I just don't really understand but okay. There's no way they can resolve this in under a day
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>>3087646
Kitasan and Tachyon love to flake and not train speed though.
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>>3087647
It’s more likely Cyjews are hoping it gets solved in a day so they don’t have to give refunds.
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>>3087647
America doesn't do weekends. They're giving it to the end of the american business day to try to communicate and get things handled.
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>>3087651
>>3087651
>>3087651

In commemoration of the shitbox PC anon
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>>3087652
>America doesn't do weekends
Almost all federal employees do, actually. In rare circumstances, a consular officer(the guy in charge of handling visas) might not but they generally would otherwise.
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>>3087652
ONE american business day? Why are they cutting it this close? Were they not having this conversation last week? This all seems very last minute like Cygames only just now realized something was horribly wrong. Like I said, why am I opening up the game and they're making excuses like this out of nowhere?



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