>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. Registration begins October 27th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious Thread: >>3091776ITS FUCKING DOBER EOS NOW
ok be honest who here is actually taking the 5 days off? I still can't decide
>Mood down before summerI'm sorry Taiki, I came too early, my bad.
>>3094122Not even mad. That's hilarious
STOP FUCKING DDOSING THE SERVERS YOU FUCKS
>>3094130Not me, I need cold, hard carrats more than free rolls on an uma I already have, getting a Dia would be neat but eh
>>3094130I think I'll take the 100 rolls at finally getting raped by Dia
>>3093993>>3093994> Example: If you do not log in between 10:00 p.m., Jul 22 and 9:59 p.m., Jul 27 (UTC), and log in for the first time at 10:00 p.m., Jul 27 (UTC), you can use 6 free 10x scouts on the Spotlight Support Card Scout.Why does it say Spotlight Support Card Scout? Am I being tricked?
>left in the EOS now>didn't add info for the flatlinersAre we fucking serious OP?
>>3094130I am. The difference in value is just too much to ignore, considering the support banner pulls are effectively worthless. Even if you really like Palmer, 50 free uma pulls is too good to pass up. Chances are very high you get at minimum spooked by something with that, and getting halfway to a spark for free is huge.
>>3094144ohh nevermind it's because the order for those are backwards
>>3094144Look at what you are reading for bro, that's for the Tachyon/Light Whore banner. It's just an example of how the free pulls work.
>>3094130I don't understand why people think they need so many pulls to get a trainee
Hunyaka happy, hunyaka lucky, thank you Shiraoki!This must mean all our pulls will be BLESSED!
>>3094129
>>3094145Ikuno, you bastard; I trusted you! How could you!?
>>3093945I would like to report the election board for alleged gerrymandering, what do you mean 3 of the 5 races are held in Kanto, only 1 race in Kansai, and 1 race in Chubu, but what about about our friends in Kyushu and Hokkaido??? Our friends in Tomakomai don't get a say???
>>3094146Good. Fuck those freeloaders.
>>3093945Are atls considered different candidates?Can I run summer wife in the early races and then bring the OG Queen of Tokyo 2400 to the finals?
>>3094157Mine is so satisfying right now
>>3094155I don't, I'd pull 5 kitas in the free 50. But I want the extra rolls so I can pull 10 Kitas and also a Doto, a Bright, and a Shichi
>>3094155Well well well look at mr high roller over here.
>>3094158is that python? I need to learn that
>>3094146Should have baked yourself
Your clubmates are grinding fans! How can you sit there and eat PEETza?!
ISN'T EVERYONE SUPPOSED TO BE FLATLININGWHY ARE THE SERVERS ALL FUCKING UP NOW
>>3094160Local politics is the most you country hicks can aspire to. Under the current administration, Tomakomai simply isn't important enough at the national level.>>3094164They're the same candidate.
>>3094177Getting their last fans in
>>3094173I joined this club a week later and have put in 90m~ fans it'll be fine. I'll make up for it with the half TP runs afterwards too.
>>3094180TELL THEIR DANCHOU TO FUCKIN KICK EM
>>3094177Still 4h left
>>3094171I have to leave the house in 3 minutes. I've been mobile for the last 40. I can't.
>>3094173I am literally the highest earning member in the club
>/v/ma sings - Ms. VICTORIAI'm doing it because your wife wants to hear (You), Trainer-san.We're doing Full ver. size. If it's a flop, I'll reduce it to Game ver. size.And don't act as if you don't have the time. I saw all of you about to flatline for the next few days.>ResourcesStarter pack with song, instrumental, lyrics and Fenomeno can be found therehttps://files.catbox.moe/69ibz8.zip(i hope the link works, I think catbox is shitting the bed right now)>SubmissionSend your vocal tracks by mail to anon524287@gmail.comor upload it somewhere like catbox and post it here if you are brave enoughAdvice and more detailed guidelines in the starter pack>BonusPlease tell me your oshi and /v/ club if you're in oneMaybe I'll do something with it on the video, or group you with your clubmates (maybe, no promise)>DeadlineNo deadline, let's take our time>Want to help?I'm not a pro mixer or anything, I don't know how to video edit eitherI've done a few projects like this though so I have some experienceso if you want to do it, hit me up on my mail>Why not XYZ instead?Ms. VICTORIA was voted months ago by other anons.Umapyoi Densetsu was close. Maybe next time?
I'll still play because I wuv my danchou even though he's also fasting!
>wins stakes, but only to become a scapegoat to save others like Taishin from having their reputation cratered The queen that /v/ma deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
>>3094190OHHH SHITT IT'S HERE. I'm nervous ngl
Explain being attracted to this
Fine Motion Friday will be delayed until next week.It's going to be the last one and I don't want anyone to miss it because they're flatlining.
>>3094199please be a sprint
>>3094199>It's going to be the last oneehhhhhh?
>>3094197yeah I'm down bad for danchou what of it
>>3094190Keep posting reminders so everyone is aware. It'd be a shame if it didn't get done
>>3094202From the very first one, every Fine Motion Friday was recreating one of the races she won.She only won so many races.I might host more irregularly on future Fridays but no more weekly ones.
>>3094198What is Hayahide taking a picture of?
>>3094210My fat erection
BRUH
>>3094208Oh... I didn't even notice you were doing it that way, it's kinda bittersweet :[
I was planning to flatline but my runs have been shit and I want to start dirt looping soon, I'm being forced to play.
>>3094213why does every mission have to be some literal who mickey mouse race that's on the same turn as a career goal race
This flatline gaslight is just another trick from der/v/ to crater every other club's ranking.
just found out about this, is there any reason to not convert umas I don't like to redeem roll tickets?
>>3094208WAIT SHE WON A LONG RACE!?
>>3094223also why can't I just convert some instead of everything?
>>3094227
>>3094220I have to run that race if I wanna get Inari One's special epithet which is cancer to get on grand live but it is funny
>>3094227Yup. It wasn't a big special one but she did win one.I like to think that's why they gave her long C as opposed to something lower.
>no head-onI hate you Pasa
>>3093945>Demoflats are bust 75 and under with special allowances for Ass Wonder.>Rebooblicans are bust 89 and over with special allowances for Winning Ticket and Inari One.Looking at the list of umas, I feel like if you're going to make a special allowance for Grass then it'd probably make more sense to simply raise the Demoflat cutoff to 77. That way you also include umas like Seiun, Teio, and Shakur who I'm pretty sure most of us would consider flattiesYou could also potentially get away with bumping the Rebooblican cutoff down to 88 (thus including Fujin, Ticket, Flash, and Golshi) or maybe even 87 (thus including Dia, Ryan, and Ardan) for better coverage of the umas who are typically considered tittymonsters
>>3094223>>3094231Because clovers are fucking dogshit and the worst return on investment in the entire game
Can I still log in if I’m taking the 5 days off?
>>3094242Ia agree with the Digitan of titty knowledge
>>3094247Yes, 4h left
>>3094242I agree because of wife related reasons
I' m going to accidnetally launch the game out of reflex, I can feel it now
not looking good for /v/mapyoi
>>3094242More importantly, 76 has Vodka.It should be THE Dasca vs. Vodka competition.
>>3094258It's too much of a part of my daily routine by this point. So I won't do it. If I need the spark I'll just use my carats. If Ramonu fucks me in the ass later I'll use THAT
I have reason to believe El Condor Pasa is secretly keeping Matikanetannhauser in her room
Why is this random ass Bono guts card a front card?
>>3094242Cutoff was 75 to balance the number of candidates for each side. Special allowances was just because DAHBY, someone asked for Inari last time, and I wanted to say Ass Wonder who's secretly a sleeper agent from Assganistan. You can justify it as the politcal parties becoming more extreme in the past year so the only allow the flattest and fattest of flats and fats.>>3094261OK Vodkeks you can join if you like Vodka.
>>3094258You can hide games on Steam, hide it on your phone too, somwhere you have to actively look for it
>don't log in at reset today (100 kita rolls)>Log in tomorrow to do last 3 palmer runs (-10, 90 kita rolls)>Log in thursday to get the rainbow shard (-10 80 kita rolls)>Don't log in again until kita rolls startWhy wouldn't this work? I'd get the shard, palmer pieces, and still 80 rolls on kitasan. Plus a few extra days on sprint work
>>3094270It's all or nothing, once you log in you lose them forever and have to be used on the card banner, you can't half-ass it like tthis
>>3094270it will work
>>3094270the 100 kita rolls are all or nothing, you only get the extra rolls if you don't log in at all during the free pull period>picrel is the one from last new years
>>3094273>>3094276Gay
>>3094265You've never run Bono as a front?
if you flatline then you are legally obligated to also leave this place
>>3094281Brother I barely run has as a pace. She’s still potential 1 too.
>nooooo you can't just game the system you have to login every day like the game wants you to!!!!
>>3094283Oh no… How terrible…
if you're running festa wit do you pick the top or bottom on chain event 2?
ROB ROY HATE!!!
All danchuds are legally obligated to expose the flatlining members name in the thread
>>3094246Clovers are like 4% cashback on uma rolls, not the best, but I won't mind it.
>>3094303But what if danchou himself is flatlining?
wow I got ZERO usable greens for GW, I love it
falco... relegated to backup singer...
>>3094300>Zenno Rob Roy and her trainer lived alone on a house on a hill
>he hasn’t gotten the base game 1 and 2 star umas to five stars yetI have like 4k clovers from all the excess star pieces I’m converting.
I love >>3091776: Pretty Derby!
>>3094266>to balance the number of candidates for each sideIf I'm counting right, the current cutoffs give us 13 eligible Demoflat candidates and 16 eligible Rebooblicans candidates, not counting alts or umas who aren't playable yetChanging the cutoffs to 77 and 88 would add 6 more Demoflats (Vodka, Opera, Bamboo, Shakur, Seiun, and Teio) and 3 more Rebooblicans (Golshi, Fujin, and Flash), giving both sides exactly 19 unique umas
>>3094322what are you niggas even pulling for there have been so few good trainee banners since launch
Fun fact: El Condor Pasa in spanish means The Condor Raisin cause she be raisin' a lot
>>3094333Maybe she should be fucking raising her sprint attribute so I could get out of the parent mines
I think I had two support cards that never even began their event chain. And two more that only got to step 1At least CB finished hers. This will probably work for the >fun race
>>3094338>posted the wrong inari awardaieeee I'm leaking my script
>>3094322You're not buying tickets? It's 800 clovers monthly
>>3094334She's too busy raising our children.
Haku highrolls are soul draining to look at
>>3094332This scenario?Copano Rickey, Yukino Bijin, Aston Machan, Yamanin Zephyr Will roll for Kitasan Black (NY) and Daitaku Helios.
>>3094333Same word, but it's a verb, not a nounPasa(verb) = PassesPasa(noun) = RaisinLike the difference between jerk(mean person) and jerk(masturbate).t.spic
I swear this is hard coded to happen if you burn a date when you're already at great mood
>>3094345I am, I still have that much left over.
can we skip to gm
>>3094355>spic>dragon ball memepottery
>>3094328My mistake. I put 89 instead of 90 for the Rebooblicans. 90+ should be 12, same as 75- for the flats. Specials + Vodka should bring that up to 14 each. I felt that umas like Opera and Gold Ship didn't really fit the flat or stacked spirit of the argument. You wouldn't see der/v/ danchou lusting after Shakur for instance.
>>3094355Forgot to say, but just in case it wasn't clear, the right translation would be "The Condor Passes", not "The Condor Raisin".
>having a great run>senior year, have all the good songs, stats and inspos are good>get slacker from a random event , get ditched on the following triple rainbow training, then fail to cure it in the infirmary, bricking the run Who decided you can just randomly get a run-ending debuff?
Is it safe to login or do I brick my account if I do?
>>3094357Impressive. I umarolled (like 2000 rolls total on umas) and have only around 2k now.
>>30943663h left until the banners drop
I'm just gonna 10 roll Pitasan Blanco in advance just to flex on all the lucklets
Rooms?
OG Kitasan is PitasanNY Kitasan is Tittysan
>>3094376Girls Last Mambo
kitasan blacked and kitasan bleached
dr dr i need a diagnosis
>>3094289I was trying to upload clips of my frontrunner Bono from CM9 to catbox/litterbox but that site is busted as always.It was definitely my weirdest CM team ever and Bono is the only reason I made it to A finals, but that was despite her being a front. Her gutsmaxxed stats is what saved my ass,
>>3094145>pulls her bloomers down
>>3094389hiv I'm afraid
>>3094360Fair enough...Wait, with a cutoff of 90, Rob Roy wouldn't count as a Rebooblican. That seems kind of questionable given Inari's inclusion
>>3094224Fucking. . . what?
>>3094389turbo cancer
I think the pace chaser blobs are so packed that even with lots of midrace, end closers end up with too much ground to cover and can't thread the needle to get in unless they're super cracked.
>>3094370They way Dia just fucking slurps her tongue back in before getting btfo always makes me laugh
>>3094157>and a 7 to bootNice.So what's your pull plan?
>>3094358Grand Magasin?
>>3094389Loopus
>test my machan and cheer king>They get obliterated by the pace horde
This shit has me terrified, idk what to do
>>3093945Okay after reading this and it's reply chain for like 10 minutes I think I finally understand this and can redefine it in plain english.>On november 2nd there will be a flatties vs titcows tournament.>flatties are defined as 75cm or less. titcows are defined as 89cm or more.>>Grass Wonder is an honorary flatty>>Winning Ticket and Inari One are honorary titcows>neutral parties of 76-88cm may still participate but have a much harder qualification condition.>there are no restrictions. You may bring any uma with any skills trained on any scenario.>there will be 4 qualifiers. top 2 titcows and top 2 flatties from each will be allowed to queue in the finalsIt wasn't clear how many actual races happen in each qualifier. Could be just 1 race. Maybe a sub-tournament if there's way too many candidates. IDK. Not my tourney.>>the same uma doesn't take multiple slots. if there's 5 scarlets in the top 6, Scarlet is 1 of the 2 titcows advancing from that race.>>>for a neutral party to advance, they must completely BTFO everyone else and take 1st place in 3 of the 4 qualifiers.>exact torena / specific uma are not eliminated. In the finals anyone can still join as long as they bring a qualifying finals candidate. If aMaya won a primary, anyone can bring a Maya to the finals.Does that sound about right?>>3094266Setting it to 76 (+ ass) vs 90 (+shortstacks and ticket) is 15 flatties vs 15 cowsThere's TECHNICALLY an imbalance of 1. Bono's F medium counters Acute's G turf, leaving Urara's double G as the only true sandbag in the flatty department, so on paper 15 vs 15, in truth 14 vs 13. I think it's as close as you're gonna get.having equal candidate choices doesn't really matter anyway tho. It's your tournament. Include who you want. Bar who you don't. Just finalize it with the next repost.
>>3094157How do I spend 9 carats
AAAAAAAA
Just so you all know, if you flatline and still don’t get Kita we are all going to laugh at you, and order you to a week in the fan run mines to make up for your slacking
>Dirt CM is the last GL CMOh that changes things for me then, I thought there was 1 more CM before GM, that means I can flatline for the 5 days without issues.
>>3094414>Rumored 2x 1500 drops that may not be savedOh fuck that I'm not flatlining then. I don't actually care about kitasan I just wanted more uma rolls than support ones.
I will not flatline because I fucking suck at this game and need all the time to make an Ace that will job B finals.
>>3094414Rumored 1500 carat drops??
>>3094418That's okay, I do 3 fan races a day normally anyways. An average of 1.7 million fans a day.
>>3094420>2X 1500they'll be saved, this is the JP version of that event
>>3094190Bumping so other anons see it
>>3094362You have no proof. >inb4 muh peruvian song Peru isn't real.
>>3094190>don't act as if you don't have the timeI've got a sinus infection but if it clears up soon I'll try to contribute.
>>3094420>>3094422>>3094424WHAT? WHAT? 1500 CARATS??? NONONO WHAT IS HAPPENING?
>>3094409it's never loopus
El Ciabata Pasta
>>3094433don't panic, we'll get them once our flatlining is over
>>30944233 fan runs should be 2.5 to 3m, what schedule are you running
>>3094424what if i flatline for more than a month
>>3094415As sitting President, shouldn't Scarlet automatically get a nomination for finals? She's only had one term.
Behold gentlemen. The latest of my experiments. On one hand I have accidentally bred out Eyes on the Goal. On the other hand I now have 5 candidates with a minimum of 4 URA skills per origin in striking range of 500 compatibility. Should I head into GL or Unity for the next stage of the program?
>>3094439i assume that other anon is only doing the G1s but not the G2/G3
>>3094424>>3094438ARE YOU SURE? WHY WOULD A LOGIN SAVE IF YOU DON'T LOG IN?
Dirt rooms?
https://x.com/global_bests/status/2112284652664950854
>>3094443how do you get import data from hachimi, the veterans.json from horseACT doesn't work for that tool
>>3094190im gonna be so embarrassed doing this lol, i dont think i've ever even sung properly before
>>3094445ain't no way they're giving 30 days to only cuck you out if you don't log in during the first 10 days
>>3094439Eh, my fan run schedule is a bit of a mess admittedly. There's 4 race schedules total. The mile + medium is about 600k, the sprint + mile + medium is 650k, the Haru cup is 200k(its exclusively dirt races,) and my old MANT triple crown setup gets 750k. I rotate between umas because I want to distribute fans and bond points so that's why I have 4. I've been meaning to update my old triple crown setup with more races that'd net more fans, but I haven't had the time to invest into doing that.(The rough average daily calculation is 2x triple crowns and 1x Haru cup. This is a lowball because only two umas actually use the Haru Cup, that being Haru Urara and Smart Falcon.)
we'll be losing all 450 of these carats though
>>3094418it's already accounted for
Have you tried being lucky
>>3094450OHHH WAIT I THINK I GET IT, I WILL START GETTING LOG IN BONUSES WHENEVER I ENTER RIGHT? THEN I WILL JUST DO THE 10 DAY CHAIN OVER THE OTHER 20 DAYS
>>3094459Once. It didn't go well
>>3094415>>3094441>flats are 75 and less, cows are 90 and greatergrass, vodka, ticket, and inari are eligible. alts count as their base uma.>moderates (76-89) can enter but are ineligible for the finals unless they win 3+ prelims>4 prelim races, top 2 different flatties and top 2 different cows from each qualify for the finalssame uma can take up qualification slots from different prelims>1 uma per trainer per race, trainers can race different umas in different races if they want, no restriction to race for one side or the other>in the finals, all qualified racers are eligible for victory + Scarlet and Digital as the incumbents>1st place becomes president, next non-1st place uma will become VP, even if they are both the same party
>>3094459Yeah, that was my strategy for the first set of free Kita rolls, which is why I don't have her now.
>>3094461YES, INDEED
>>3094459I'm always lucky
The concert apolocarrots will be given out during the flatline period and won't be eligible for the flatliners.
>>3094417FUCK THIS SCENARIO
>>3094469THANKS, then why did that retard fear mong that we would lose the bonuses
>>3094471Do yall think my local bookstore has anything regarding Femg Shui?
>>3094477Most likely
>>3094448I don't. It's my personal tool I made specifically to track which parents to use. Still have some teething issues to sort out but it is proving useful.
I want to let a raging bull run wild in Rickey’s room for an hour.
>>3094475Your wit rainbows sir?
>>3094482FINE MOTION IS STILL AT BLUE FRIENDSHIP, HOW DID IT GET THIS WAY
Is Ballroom Fuji a good pick for this cm?
>>3094463I mean if you're making an exception for Inari it should extend to Rob Roy and Marvy if she were in the gameShortstacks of a feather breast together. Not that I have ZRR, and I wouldn't bring her even if I did have her, but I guess if you're hardlining 75 then opera is also excluded and makes it 14v14 partisans.
>>3094487Anyone who can run pace or end is a fine choice, but yeah, she's good
>>3094300Yes yes, I heard you the first time
Grabbing a big handful of Rickey's ass and deeply kissing her in front of a group of primary schoolers
>>3094497>son has massive earsLMAO
>>3094497This is so fucking great LMAO
>went to 200 pulls without a single 3* trying to get wonder acute>spent my cm tickets on blaze brian's banner and pulled her on the fourth oneWhere does this put my qi for luckshitting Kitasan White
>>3094497
>>3094497Lololol reddit this is so funny!!!
>>3094503seems like shiraokisama is trying to stop you from pulling bricks so you're chilling for kitasan
>>3094507Updooted my fellow h/uma/n ;)
>>3094497;_;
You know King Halo, if fucking Light Hello is showing up to work and keeping the lights on, but you're the one dropping the ball, what does that say about you?You really think you're first rate like that?
CM22 dirt mile659112116591121165911211
>>3094515>tissuesI was giving you until the second inheritance event to get Sprint S and Turf S but at this rate I don't think you're even going to win the takamatsunomiya kinen.Fifth rate.
>>3094513you vill never have this in your life>t. schwab
>>3094498That's how you assert dominance
>>3094508I'm choosing to believe that Shiraoki was testing my tenacity and loyalty for my oshi and, having seen my faithfulness, is rewarding me in kind (although having Wonder Acute is a reward in itself)
Well, what i want in life is for Gold City to flirt with me, then get mad at me because im slightly too dull to get that she was teasing me
>carats STOLEN>sparksWASTED >sex outfit for Narita Brian UNOBTAINABLEFuck CYGREEDIOUS and most importantly FUCK YOU DOBER
>>3094532Teio bouncing on my cock
>>3094532The fuck did she do?
Let's take over Little Tokyo on Thursday fellow uma musume players!
Late Oguri or End Hishiama?
>>3094544Hishiama
>>3094544Hishiama but let it be known that I really do not like ends on this course.
>>3094544both
>>3094471>we'll be happyJune 2019 was the last time I was happy and somehow lucky
>>3094542Little Tokyo's really not a bad place to be. There's a Kinokuniya, Jungle, Book Off, and a bunch of places to eat.
>>3094544>end brownszased
>>3094546>>3094551Are you sure? I thought Oguri's "if losing win" thing was the best. Also aren't ends supposed to be strong?>>3094552Can't do both
>>3094562the real answer is run oguri as a pace because pace chasers are fucking strong on this course.
>>3094562>Are you sure?yes>I thought Oguri's "if losing win" thing was the best. only if she's pace, or if you're mentally insane, end>Also aren't ends supposed to be strong?yes
>>3094554Are those places that sell plushies and nerd shit?
>>3094562Lates are bad, ends are great. Pulse is good as ever, but Oguri as a Pace has the problem that she bricks Pulse half the time because the race is so short that end closers haven't caught up by 200m and there's no fronts to push you out of 1st.
>>3094570Kinokuniya and Book Off are Japanese book stores that also carry manga and CDs and stuff.Jungle is a hobby shop that probably has even more weeb shit but I've never been there.
Since we're showing off drawings, might I show you my OC Goldsteel the Uma, again?
Today I shall jig.https://jiggie.fun/HldLuxSite took a while to load for me.
I hope all these flatliners have to go to pity for kita blanco, all their rushing to get shit done before the banner is fucking the servers up too badly.
aight 5 glue borrows done, time to my 5 day vacation
>>3094580Did you draw this?
>>3094581Same. They've been so fucking annoying about it too.
>>3094570Jungle is for merch and the like. More figures than plushies, last time I was there.
>>3094581is it worse for them to have to go to pity or to get it within the first 50 free pulls? since getting it in the first 50 free pulls means that their flatlining was all for naught
>>30945206/9
and that's my second halo glue todaycan't wait for the third after using my last borrow slothey anyone wanna explain to me right fast how we have all this fucking affinity from G1 races that are auto-won by the clankers and we still can't fucking inherit a pink that's in our lineage at least 10 times?
>>3094122I use the search bar to find threads with 'umamusume' in itthis thread didn't exist for me
>>3094578>>3094589mite b worth going unironicallyhow survivable are figures and statues in checked luggage?
>>3094566>>3094568I read an anon say that Late Oguri could work best, and it made sense in my head since I already have 2 Pacers and Triple Pace seems worse than diversifying, plus I never saw Hishiama mentioned but it's the only End I could use here>>3094574Exactly, since I can't do End because of the sparks I thought Late was the next best thing
>>3094594I want to glue King Halo
>>3094600I don't think lates work well here. They don't have an accel that procs instantly like Budding Blossom or Spurt+Leap Forward
>>3094579>stallionslop
>>3094599Just wrap your clothes around them they'll be fine. I've gotten wine bottles through no problem.
>>3094586No, I just saved it. It's from when lots of anons drew party hat umas on 4chan's birthday.
>>3094539Mares are dangerous
>>3094599You'll want some kind of padding for the boxes. I'd get a few layers of bubble wrap to be safe, especially if it's checked and not carry-on.
2H LEFT BEFORE YOU GOTTA FLATLINE IF YOU WANT
they should make a career that you can finish in 10 minutes
>>3094620your McQueen?
>>3094622fuck cygays, complete a career having cleared all career goals MY ASS
>>3094625bakushin, URA, 6 speed?
>>3094578Jungle has mostly figures but also a bunch of small anime trinkets for sale. I will say that they are noticeably overpriced compared to buying online or in Japan. I was there earlier in the year and at the time there was only a small shelf of Uma goods. Nothing spectacular but it can be a fun shop to browse through.
>>3094600Lates are just significantly worse Ends. They don't get Spurt, they risk bricking Cheer Halo more often from pushing up, can be too far forward for Lighting Surge if too many Ends show up, and the only thing they get is OYL which Ends now have in Sweepy Wit which is a much less ballcrushing brick then Ruby which Lates are obligated to borrow.
>>3094497>literally died in their sleep on the same nightKUBOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3094633>I will say that they are noticeably overpriced compared to buying online or in JapanThat's always the case isn't it? Still not like the people stuck in LA have a whole lot else to do the next couple days.
If you flatline you sit in the cuck chair while wearing a chastity belt and watch someone else fuck your trainee
>>3094638wtf i will flatline now
>>3094638see you losers in 5 days haha
>>3094635Kubo?!
There seems to be a big pushback against flatlining this time for whatever reason, what gives
If you flatline for five days to get 100 rolls on Kitasan White instead of 50, then you flatline for five days to get 100 rolls on Kitasan White instead of 50That is my stance on the matter
>>3094645It's gay
>>3094645crabs want you to be as miserable as they are
Quick room to see how my 2/3 builds are doing, won't be able to post results401349244013492440134924
>>3094636Every shop I've been to in LA has a decent mark-up so I guess it's that not unusual. Jungle also has a gundam, retro game, and card shop in the same building as well so I still do think it's worthwhile to visit if you have nothing to do.
>>30945206/9 please join onegai
>>3094655Nobody has dirt shit
>>3094652When do I get 50 rolls on Kita for not flatlining
Pandora LOVE
>>3094663That's a hot picture of my mother in law
>>3094647fuck>>3094663kill>>3094665marry
>>3094579Goldsteel was born with a special power. She was faster than all her classmates in the Tracen Racing Academy. She served in the Constellation Military racing rice shower and in the final race goldsteel and rice were racing and rice turned goldsteel to the darkness and made her trainer get third in the CM. She lost a part of her ear in the race so that’s why she does not have a part of her ear. Also decorations on your right ear aren’t gay fuck you devilishdober663 everyone knows ur a fuckin’ carat scamming fagot
>>3094652Doto and Taiki are on a league of their own damn, I had no chance>>3094661Why are you asking me?
>>3094656We had dirt rooms this weekend...
>>3094670You seem like a knowledgeable guy
Is the half-TP for all careers, or just Unity?
can I log in right now or no?
>>3094665
>>3094652>>3094670I wonder what I'm missing for that last stretch, I can't fit more Late Speed. Did someone Haku it?
>>3094678No
>>3094649
>>30946781h 40 minutes before free rolls start
>>3094678Ignore>>3094682You have an hour and 40 minutes to log in. Once the banners go lie in an hour and a half, that's the point of no return. Do not log in after 5:59pm EST
>>3094682Fuck off you lying nigger
>>3094673Anon people are still working on their sprint teams. Sprint CM doesnt start for another 10+ days essentially. Sure some have a dirt team but I would argue most haven't even gotten started. The few guys with finished dirt teams must be busy at the moment
>>3094696It can't be helped... starting in 5
>>3094705Tama when I pull my dick out
How many days will I have to finish my Sprint Team?
>>3094718Registration starts on the 27th, and then there's a four day gap before Day 1, so you got like 11 days
>>3094673I don't think you should be rushing to make Dirt aces right now because it's the last GL CM we have, you can't work on aces after that because we will be doing them in GM and you can't make parents either because GM parents will be much better, there is also evolved skills coming.
I FUCKING HATE INHERITANCEI ALWAYS FUCKING GET THE INHERITANCE I NEED ON BRICK RUNS AND WHEN I NEED IT TO COUNT ALL I GET IS 20 POWER AND A NONSTANDARD DISTANCE HINTFUCK OFF
>>3094726
>>3094520Holy. That might be the worst PDM bullying I've seen since the PDM nerf!?
>>3094681https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=BBDdJZutwdAKH4whz91F3PSe
>>3094732Feels like PDM is particularly brutal in these sprint rooms
>>3094544if you are willing to mutate and scramble together end and sprint sparks then end oguri is the best bet.
>>3094736wait that's a dirt room nvm lel
>>3094723I mean after the flatlining, so basically a week right? Comfy if so
>>3094737Late Oguri is outperforming End Oguri right nowWhen asked why, one anon brought up an interesting point. Late Oguri has always been pretty good because the increased acceleration from late synergizes very well with her inherent triumphant pulse. This extra accel really allows her to squeeze the most out of her unique in the final stretch. I think it's misleading to say End Oguri is better than late, assuming we're talking about vanilla Oguri.
>>3094739What is she laughing at
Am I gonna miss out on Daiscas shoes?
>>3094738
>>3094744Yep max comfy
>>3094732Thanks for joining and bullying me btw.>>3094724True. I need stronger parents anyway if I want to mutate for this.
>>3094745This is exactly why I was asking if I should do Late Oguri or End Hishiama, what inherits does Oguri even want?
>>3094678I know im 20 minutes late to respond. But there is a patch you have to download. So login at your own risk.
I've discovered something profound.If Teio Wit shows up on guts and you have strong enough rainbows in summer, you can easily get 40 or 50 speed per training
>>3094754Cheer King Halo, Narita Brian is good too. Halo is the main one, like ends it's a very similar build.
This is just a random I was following but damn, this is kinda sad.
>>3094762Damn
>>3094762your clubmates will turn into picrel one day...
>>3094758That's why I encourage people to check closely what each training is offering especially during summer. Look at the actual stats on offer, because if your cards line up right, you can get some very good numbers even in "off trainings" and yes, guts increases power and speed so it can be a bargain when things line up right.
>>3094759I don't have Cheer Halo nor Brian nor Nishino, that's why I really need the best one
>>3094762I was also following this guy lmao
>>3094777I just told you the best one for backlinersBorrow Halo
>>3094544End HishiamaLate Oguri is for double debuff + nishino inherit
>>3094775well I'm specifically gutsmaxxing too so that certainly helpsshame that this got bricked by shitty inheritance because it's a fast learner run too
>>3094762imagine spending your time on a kusogacha and then actually dropping it lmao
Done for the day, I will miss my queen teasing me every day.
>>3094784>Late Oguri is for double debuff + nishino inheritThat's just a straight up lie. The top performing Late Oguri teams aren't even running debuffers. They're running alongside other strong aces like Pearl, Taiki, and El. You don't need debuffers
>>3094783Ok ok sorry
>>3094762I have an /uma/fag on my friends list, I used to borrow mlb finemo from. He hasn't played for almost two months.
>>3094792currenPOORS...
>>3094796Lol you're good
>>3094788What's the alternative, keep playing because of sunk cost?
couple squirts of piss away from UG but it doesn't fucking matter because she couldn't inherit anything worth a damnfuck does it matter that you got fast learnerfuck this scenario, even haha funny jokes are ass to make happen.
>>3094762I hope this fukufriend is living his best life right now
>>3094800You do what yo gotta do to pay for that UmaFans access
>>3094530Why is this horse always so angry?
>>3094812angstKINO
I am pretty sure I didn't get even a single pink inheritance in all five of my borrows today, and I only finished two careers.Shitty fucking game.
>>3094821>tfw nobody wuv yous back
>>3094812
Yup, Palma races are paying off
>>3094831Considered
>>3094812At least she still has Pasa... Never mind.
>>3094762This made me sad enough to do this.
>>3094497imm going to personally hunt you and dig small holes in your walls
>>3094828>Jollybee>KentuckyYuro hands drew this.
>>3094837KEK
Oh my God, she's God
>>3094839No euro knows what the fuck jollybee is>t. Euro
>>3094845Marvelous is the antichrist
>>3094839>>3094848>looks it up>pinoy slopFigures
>>3094849She is just a domain expansion user from Juju Kaisen, at least I think that's how it works based on second hand accounts
>>3094668Kek
T-Minus 57 minutes.
>Meanwhile, at Cygames Headquarters...
>>3094848>Jollybee isn't from EuropeDafaq
>>3094845Neicha does not have a penis.
>>3094848Must be Canuck then because no actual American has ever uttered the words "Jollibee," and "hungry" in the same sentence.
>>3094856
fuck I missed Sprint S
>>3094859>Kentucky Fried PagpagI stand corrected holy shit >>3094852
>>3094859I went to Jollibee for the FFXIV collab a while ago, does that count?
>>3094855One more Copa fan run for the roadOne more Copa fan run for our goalTO THE /V/ALLEY BELOWhttps://youtu.be/95cufW4h-gA
>>3094812>>3094821>>3094828KILL YOURSELVES
>>3094856>lol we won't pay $3000 for premium visa
in my humble opinion I think flatliners should be rounded up and killed horribly and I hope cygames has something in place to force them to go to pity, but that's just me teehee :)
How can 50 pulls be worth losing a rainbow shard piece?
uh oh chrono melty
WHAT SHOULD I CHECK BEFORE I FLATLINE? I ALREADY DID MY GOLD CITY G1 MISSIONS
>5 careers now>Tosen hasn't given me the skillTOSEN PLEASE I BEG YOU I JUST WANT TO BE DONE WITH THE FUCKING TRAINING REWARDSWHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? TO PULL YOU!?>>3094859Wasn't there an American who ordered like 37 burgers because they were so cheap?
>>3094883>how can 7500 carats be worth 1500 carats
>>3094845doesn't this artist draw fetish art
>>3094881Cygames did this to themselves, Chrono.
>>3094883>7,500 carats worth of pulls on a trainee banner versus>ONE shard of an uncap gem, of which get handed out regularlyCome on now, they are not of equal value
>>3094812>>3094821>>3094828I don't like Taiki but these are really sad. Please don't post them again in the future.Also Grass should be there trying to comfort her.
im flatlining and there is nothing you can do about it
>>3094883It's only really worth missing out on, if you either don't have sky for a parent or you're a Kitafag.
i don't remember this much pushback during the Fuku flatline. why's everyone telling me NOT to flatline?
>>3094838Good luck, bucko, its pure brick and some plaster
I have the feeling post quality is going to seriously decline over the next five days
>>3094908/crab/ general
>>3094903Frognigger go back to /pol/
>>3094908It's bait to try and get you to fuck up your extra free pulls.
>>3094908we're getting raided by Cygames
>>3094908Misery loves company. Less people here means less people to bait
makes sure you get in your last minute wuv yous in club chat
>>3094895Technically you also should factor in that you still get 7500 carats worth of pulls on the support card banner with the shard
>>3094812FUCK OFF SHE'S HAPPY
>>3094845Hey N, would you make a sandwich?
How marvelous is Marvy's pussy you reckon?
>>3094924Where's Doto?
>>3094895Isn't it 6000 since anyone can do 60/40 by just waiting 7h to roll on the day the 10 rolls switch over to the uma banner
>>309492714/10 omo uma
>>30949237500 carats on an uma banner > 7500 carats on a card banner without any cards you want. If you don't see the appeal, that's fine. Nobody is forcing you to flatline lol
>>3094893Based
>>3094924I can't believe Pasa got fucking deported
I honestly dont care about Kitasan
>>3094130I'm madly in love with both Kita and Dia so I absolutely will
>>3094929Realistically? Tripped somewhere and is running late
>>3094939I don't really eitherI'd just rather have more uma rolls than support rolls
Imagine flatlining and then still having to spark
>>3094929Parking in front of Finemo's palace.
Um, Teiobros?
>>3094130I'm not. I don't want NIGGERsan white.
>>3094945>implying you should pull after 10 empty tennerslollmao
>>3094945I'm planning to spark regardless since I want both. This is still advantageous for me.
>they still think I'm flatlining for the pullslol
>>3094952>not taking 50% off sparkWhat retard logic is this?
>>3094945>he thinks I'm taking it to sparkI just want more uma rolls, dont worry about it lol.For the people that actually want Kitasan, that saves them thousands of carats, they would have had to spark either way. Really not a hard concept to wrap your head around
Are you guys going to take a 5-day vacation from these threads too?
>>3094954fucking Based seiunDEITY
>>3094957I don't know, I have so much fun here and the FOMO is strong
>>3094939
>>3094950>Cucks Teio out of mentorship
>>3094957Maybebut maybe I'll host j*ng instead
>>3094955why would i brick my pull plan for umas i don't really need?
>>3094957Yeah, it's good to take breaks after all
>>3094957Yep, I don't want to be tempted to join rooms
I don't care about kita or diamond, I'm just gonna luckshit some off banner umas like bijin.
TAIKI IS HAPPY
>>3094964For the people that want them, it's a huge discount. If you don't need them or dont want them, then dont roll! For the people that do want them, it's a no-brainer.
>>3094130>log in and do dailies before reset>sabbatical>log in again in the 24th after resetIsn't it effectively only 3 days?
>>3094957Lmao if you think that will happen. I will play other games but I'll still be lurking.
I can't decide which of these Oguri legacies to use for my Cheer Halo... It's mandatory to bring 3 Instances of End Closer pinks, so each Sprint Pink is very important but the one with turf also happens to have Straightaway Spurt which is arguably the most important white to inherit...
>>3094977It's the 25th right?
>>3094975>you shouldn't grab free shit if you wouldn't pay for itwhat retard logic is this
>
>>3094977You're trying to brick people, you log in after the 25th.>>3094980Correct
>>3094982
>>3094980>first 10 today>then 10 more tomorrow>then 10 more on the 22nd>then 10 more on the 23rd>then 10 more on the 24th and it shifts to the trainee bannerUnless I got something wrong?
>>3094677Please help
>>3094985We really need to put that in the OP to avoid any faggot trying to spread misinfo, if the OP gets tampered then counterbake>>3094989You got it wrong>>3094990Just Unity
>>3094990Just unity like the half ura event
>>3094992Then what did I get wrong
>>3094992>>3094993goddamn it I almost fell for a sloptuber baitthanks anons
>>3094992It's simple.Do not log in for five days from now. You are safe to log in on 10/25, after 6:00pm EST. I'm not gonna be in the threads, so that's up to you guys to figure out. Later!
Good news everyone! I finally hit the motherload in the carrot mines. I wish to give back to my club for all their hardwork. Unfortunately Chrono has locked me up and I am unable to distribute the funds. However if you log in and send one Wuv you Club it should cover my bail and I can send the carrots post haste! Thank you for doing the needful.
I just wanna say, huge fan of the change that Legend Races are now displayed this big in your top corner because i always forgot about them
>>3094887PLEASE HELP WHAT ELSE DO I CHECK?
>>3094990>>3094993misinfo btw, it's all careers, the unity one starts on the helios banner
>>3095004wtf /v/ma
>>3095000Which club is the umindian scam call center of /v/ma?
>>3095000>Chrono>Not taking the money for herself
>>3095003What do you mean check? There's really not that much you can do man. Just close the game and stop worry about it for five days.
>>3095004the unity one, they're different dates
>>3094762Ropefuel
>>3095004I don't buy it, pretty sure it's just Unity, to promote the "new" scenario>>3095014>>3095005EXACTLY
>>3095007It's the /v/mers call center (formerly /v/ooners)
AAAIIIEEE I'm running late from work, I hope my account wont instantly bricked if I make it just in time but end up logging out after reset, should be fine right?
>random mood down>slow metabolism>have to go to the infirmary>third in the satsuki sho>random mood down two turns later>doorI'm this fucking close to gluing all the king halos I have in my stable.Even the buddha loses patience when insulted a third time.
why didn't they just let it accumulate if you don't roll and you can log in normally, this whole thing is so fucking stupid, no other gacha does this
One final room before I leave, this time I CAN share results93554802935548029355480293554802
>>3095021Did you leave the game running or what? If you get connection at any point sfter reset you are toast nigga
>>3095017THE "NEW" SCENARIO DIDN'T EVEN DROP UNTIL THE HELIOS BANNER IN JP, THE NYS ONE IS ALL CAREERS, JP JUST HAD 3 WEEKS OF 1/2 TP IN A ROW SINCE THE TWO EVENTS WERE ONE AFTER THE OTHER
>>3095021Bro I don't even know what the fuck you're saying.You have less than 30 minutes to log in, and if you cant do it by then, then dont fucking log in lol
>>3095024cygenerous glory to cygames
>>3095024That would require Cygames being a competent company
>>3095024this gacha is about gambling, just like horse bettingyou gamble that you will pull kita with the 100 free rolls, but you may lose the free carats and other goodies that they're giving away starting today
>>3095035Cygames did nothing wrong.This is HIS fault, you know who.
>>3095040OH NO not the /v/madanchou...
>>3095040>you know whoWhy did der/v/ danchou do it?
>>3095040The fuck does Emperor Hirohito have to do with this?
Oh, I bid farewell to the clubs and the landAnd I paddle away from brave /v/ma's white sandsTo search for my long ago forgotten friendsTo search for the place I hear all toreinas endAs the souls of the bricked fill the space of my mindI'll search without sleeping 'til peace I can findI fear not the whales, I fear not the seaI remember the fallen, do they think of me?When their plats in the ocean forever will be
>>3095025FUJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOk now I'm pumped, I got my joy back. Thanks for coming!!!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=BwVNM8abOEgPoRf_rIdNIYDn
>>3095038That reads like complete cope to me given other gacha also give out free rolls for special occasions but they don't do this half assed measure, they either accumulate or they don't
>>3095040KILL MR. CLEAT!
>>3095049...See you next Munday!
I wanna make an uma clone on ROBLOX to have money for actual umamusume but there's no way in hell my code monkey ass will be able to do anything interesting with it...
>>3095052Obviously it wasn't designed with this method intent.It's more designed this way to give the people who actually don't log in a chance to get their free rolls. This is essentially a pity system for REAL flatliners, and sweaties are abusing the mechanics to get more free rolls on the banner they want rather than being forced to roll a card banner they dont care about. That's all it is.
>>3095056bro your bounceslop?
I just realized I have not played any games since Umamusume released
which clubs will be kicking the flatliners ?
>>3095056This is such a souvless idea, but you've already been beaten to the punch. Uma clones already exist on Roblox
>>3095061>implying any "games" were released after uma>>implying there were many released before it
>>3095002>visible team rankI'm hacking into your account as we speak.
>>3095060I haven't even made a ROBLOX game since 2013. How the fuck do you even do bounceslop on ROBLOX?
>>3095056Just make a tracen academy simulator where you just do tasks and talk to other players, so i- sorry, my danchou can RP with roblox kid- AHEM, Players, i mean players, yes.
>>3095061Go play some real games man
>>3095069i'm just saying that you should make porn if you want just money
>>3095061Play Opus Magnum, NOW!
>>3095059>and sweaties are abusing the mechanics to get more free rolls on the banner they want rather than being forced to roll a card banner they dont care aboutThat would have happened regardless if they just let the counter accumulate normallyLike other gacha doOr just give them the middle finger and go "roll your 10 today or fuck off"Also like other gacha doThis halfway compromise is just shit
>>3095065I'm aware. That's why I threw in the caveat of "interesting." Have to make myself different.And honestly I feel like my soul needs to get destroyed anyways. I have defeated myself in life.>>3095070I guess I could make a school management game where you have to balance teaching students and getting them into the sports league...
>>3094979I'd go for the guts one. More white, stam is useless this track and you can potentially highroll a Turf s Sprint S.
>>3095067Ah yes, the PEAK of gaming
>>3095080
>remaster for the 2D action game I want to shill here didn't finish in time for the great flatliningFUCK
>>3095074Oh fuck dude I can't draw or 3D model, and not from a lack of trying.I actually have depth perception issues that make the latter very difficult even if I understood VXLSE/Blender/Maya.
>>3095076Newsflash, Cygames are retarded.>Like other gacha doNot only are Cygames incompetent, but this is a relatively "old" gacha game compared to the competition. Yeah it's gonna be missing features from the other ones, and it takes them very long to add what should have been there to begin with.
The 2026 Rebooblican National Convention starts today October 20th 2026!!! Discuss strategy NOW. We must not let flatfaggots take control of the house of flatliners.
>>3095080This fanrun is gonna sit on the training complete screen for 5 days
>>3095076Hell, isn't the latter how it works normally for this game?I just don't get it
bye bitch see you in a week
>>3095088THE DEMONFLATS WANT TO STEAL YOUR UMA
>>3095077Why don't you just make a real fucking game? That would be a hell of a lot more "interesting" than yet another shitty roblox clone.
i think im gonna play if the half TP applied to GL too
>>3095088I’ve got news for you folks: you can’t spell FREEDOM without Ds, and you can’t spell DOUBLE-D without FREEDOM!
>>3095092LMAO I DID THE SAME THING
>>3095088Orange uma good.
Wait so it's 15min to go before the whole ordeal and we still don't know how it's gonna work for NA?
>>3095088It is simple president daiwa, we fill their primaries with E McQueens. Simple way to ensure a swift rebooblican victory
>>3094974YANKO FOR THE WIN
>>3095094Actually>start making a game>make a minute long trailer>or better yet, just slop it up>post in on twitter>wait for some roblox dev to steal your idea and make a game for youIts THAT easy
PRO TIPDO THIS ON STEAM AND HIDE THE APP SOMEWHERE YOU DON'T USUALLY LOOK SO YOU DON'T OPEN IT BY MISTAKE
>>3095104I guess I shouldn't be surprised given this is the company that went "yeah sorry the concert is cancelled" literally 3 days before it was due to happen but man
>>3095104We already know how it's gonna work, it's been explained at least 50 times in this thread alone. What part aren't you getting?
>>3095042/v/madanchou turned into a devil god and raped my brown skinned tomboy gf...
>>3095109You can open the game, you just can't click on the screen that takes you to home.
>>3095088BEFORE I FLATLINE i have a very simple idea. WE NEED A TRUE COW IN CHARGE an uma that can RUN many distances and who's best than our own Meisho Doto?
>>3095092i used up all my borrows but
>>3095108Sounds more like an excuse to do nothing but suit yourself
>>3095111The fact people are using the translated explanation of the original event in JP for it and not the one with the dates in NA
Is this skill any good? I don't really have anything else to buy but I heard it might be bad due to being more of a mid-race accel?tyty
10 minutes until the great flatliner genocide.
>>3095056I'm gonna give you a million dollar idea and you better give /v/ma credit for it.Uma jousting.In bikinis.
>>3095120Its not an accel, its a velocity. And yes its fantastic
>>3095120gwo...
>>3095119We've literally already been through this before. This is not the first time people have done this in global.Listen, if you're worried about it, just don't flatline okay? Leave it to the pros.
>>3095124>>3095125oh its good?thanks I'm kinda new-ish. I wasn't going to try but this uma was really cute and I heard she was good
>>3095088It is outrageous and unfair that SHE is not allowed onto the RNC, what the fuck is the party doing? I want someone that can actually breeze through my problems. Not a bureaucrat from /v/mapyoi bending the knee to xog.
>>3095088I'm ready to grab the dirt primary by the pussy!>>3095114I'd just like to remind you that THE WARLORD FROM OI can run EVERY SINGLE DISTANCE and is meta for one of them.
>>3095117its just how it is man, i dont make the rules
>>3095088FOLKS, I’M HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU WHAT THE DEMOFLATS DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW. THEY’RE COMING FOR YOUR BOOBS. THAT’S RIGHT. YOUR BOOBS. AND IF WE DON’T STAND UP NOW, PRETTY SOON THEY’LL BE COMING FOR YOUR WIFE'S TOO
>>3095129She's good here, good luck
This is your last chance to set up an auto career so you can finish your dailies faster when you finish flatlining
saw this sloptuber graphic, how accurate is this?
>>3095138Super cute too, which is the important part.
>>3095136Game cloning was a problem long before Roblox existed. The way people deal with it is by making games that are novel that even if they're cloned, they will be inferior to the original.We've had plenty of indie games release ever since this started, many have made literally tens of millions of dollars.
>>3095130Honestly whoever designed the allowed candidates should really have given it more thought, Zephyr is a symbol of cows
>>3095140Accurate, but don't waste 4 days on those pulls. Extremely not worth it.
>>3095140Might do the 60 for Kita is this is true
>>3095131Be realistic anon, a no good dirter from a backwards town has NO place in national politics. We NEED someone tough on flatlining, We NEED someone that can navigate Queen Xog's hunger. We NEED someone with the frame and VOLUME to feed BILLIONS. There is ONLY one candidate that can represent the Rebooblican party.
>>3095140Let's just keep this simple. You don't need ag raphic.Here's what you do:in a few minutes, the banners will go live. You just don't log in for five full days from that point. At the same time in five days from now, you can log in. Check the thread if you're unsure.
I'm gonna log in, do a cheeky tenner, and get Dia's fat tats on my face right now.
OK, THE FLATLINING STARTS IN 5 MINUTES, IF YOU WANT 100 ROLLS ON KITASAN YOU CANNOT OPEN THE GAME ANYMORE FOR 5 DAYS. DO NOT TRUST ANYONE TELLING YOU TO OPEN BEFORE THE 25TH ALWAYS TRIPLE CHECK SEVERAL TIMES TO AVOID GASLIGHTING. GOOD LUCK AND ENJOY THE BREAK
>>3095149Doto is an old and busted fraud that got caught for trying to lead an insurrection against Mihono Bourbon. I'll tell you what new leadership looks like. Taiki fucking Shuttle
Speaking of boobs, Ardan's are really quite nice and it's a shame that most fanart is off-model. And her casual outfit is lovely.
can i get a recap on how the election works?how many races are there?
>>3095154we'll get the official game announcement soon, i'll send updates on the hour
>>3095147That is, in fact, how it works. You can shift what would be an even 50/50 split into 40/60 leaning towards Kita if on the fifth day, you only login AFTER the banner changes.
>got distracted>nearly left the game on without closing it
>>3095158>Disgraced Queen trying to worm her way into a lower position after being exposed as an Oy Neigh puppetTaiki's time is over.
I'm playing all the days. This log off and wait thing is fucking stupid. Good job screwing over your club and yourself.
>>3095163GUYS 2 MINUTES LEFT CLOSE THE GAME NOW
>join pub in last 6 minutes >Host isn't starting even though it's been fullREEEEEEEEEEE
>>3095149That's where you're wrong. If we're going to support our country, we need somebody who can connect with them from the ground up. You don't want some suited nepobaby in charge of anything, the fact is, John Umamusume at the festival stall living his dreams cooking good food fast is gonna vote for the girl doing ladder stunts to draw in customers for him. And who would ever be able to feed Oguri like her closest partner?A vote for anyone but Inari One is Not Looking Good, if you wanna win you gotta be Number One!
>>3095159she just has this soft aura to her. like, i'd cuddle with her at any given opportunity
>>3095088We have the odds stacked for us. We literally cannot lose>Daiwa Scarlet is locked in as president>2 more slots for the election>Special election is in the DAHBY Maruzensky's playground.>We can have another pace chaser like an end closer or late surger acting as a gambler for supportWe CANNOT fuck this up
>>3095170CLOSE THE FUCKING GAME ANON IT'S NOT WORTH IT CLOSE IT NOW THERE IS 1 MINUTE LEFT
Last room before we all disappear, FLATLINERS ONLY485528414855284148552841
Have you ever committed in-game resources to a bit only to have everything backfire?A couple months ago someone posted some scarlet pic saying "no tailjobs till you 5* me". Scarlet's one of my faves and she was on deck for 5*ing anyway, so I said fuck it and dropped like 1100 statues to 5* her. Posted the 5* unlock in the thread saying "okay where's my tailjobs?" Not a single reply. No "based cow god", no stealth fags erping. Oh well whatever I wanted to 5* her anyway. Who cares if the post fell flat. But then we got 50 scarlet pieces in the club point shop taunting me, and now the scarlet rival race for another ~75 and now I feel bad twofold that I jumped the gun and wasn't efficient. I could have spent half of those statues on Christmas Scarlet or another target. And worst of all, the 5*ing didn't even help. I don't get a plat with her in any of the CMs since.Woe is me. I basically did the Uma equivalent of buy high sell low. Anyone else ever blunder hard like this in Uma?
btw if you log out for 5 days, you miss out on bonus rewardsthis guys retarded >>3095176
A FLATLINER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>3095177Nice try nigger LESS THAN 1 MINUTE
>>3095177ANON A MINUTR
>>3095177devilish
>>3095177OK I'LL JOIN, I STILL HAVE TI-
GET THE FUCK OUT
To those who will carry the club in our stead... We salute you.
I guess I'll pirate the Risk of Rain 2 DLC and play that
Why isn't the 25th yet? I'm losing my fucking mind
GAME'S CLOSEDGAME'S CLOSEDDUE TO FREE PULLS
IF YOU'RE STILL LOGGED IN, YOU'RE FUCKED
LAST CHOPPER OUT OF /V/MA HERE GET THE FUCK OUT
>>3095177Results53882841
DATES CONFIRMED
ITS DOBER
>>3095179You still get the log in rewards if you log in for 10 days after flatlining LMAOOOO Nice try retard. You havea a month to get the thousands of login carts
I'm telling on danchode.
OH SHIT CHECK YOUR GIFT BOXES THERE'S a 10k CARAT APOLOGY
at least one person went to take a piss and is still logged in
>>3095197No, you miss out on daily event bonuses.
>>3095158Doto's a hitler lover. I guess she's an anti-semite. She hates the blacks. She hates the gays. It's just incredible that anybody would vote for her.
>>3095194Kill yourself, stop trying to bait people, fuck off
>>3095140>banner/CM reset happens 10PM UTC>but you can only log in the next day after 3PM UTC for all 100 rollsI'm extremely confused
wow nuffin>instant connection error
>Flatliners will NEVER see this
>made it>"I should open my game to check to make sure I was out"
Danchou just got EXPOSED in the club chat
>>3095194WHERE'S THE HAKU ANON
No free pulls yet?
CHECK YOUR FUCKING INBOX
WE NEED INSIDER INFO ARE WE LOOKING GOOD?
>>3095206Actually we will, check the dates, we have a whole month to get the daily log in bonuses>>3094450>>3094450>>3094450>>3094450>>3094450
Flatlining is for gay retards.
>>3095130It's about raw size, not presentation. Bakushin looks huge in her racewear from many angles but she's not in. The titcow club. The only real.exceptions are short stacks because they are proportionally huge and if you grow their models to normal height their tits exceed the limit.
PAID BANNERS
Der/v/bros…I got agemasen’d
>>3095213 see >>3095210>Free scout stock is applied after selecting TAP TO START on the title screenrestart your game
Bros...........
THE OFFICIAL SAFE DATE AND TIME:>OCTOBER 25TH, 3 PM UTC
>>3095178>1100 statues spent>270 star pieces total>on a 2*dude, are you from /biz/ by chance? i started day 1, and have most 2* at mlb without spending any statues at all. statues are exclusively for 3* characters, since you barely get any dupes.
>>3095218>HE SPENT ACTUAL CARATSOH NO NO NOHAHAHAHHAHAHAHOH NO NOOOOOHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
>>3095225Not looking good...
DO NOT LOG IN I REPEAT DO NOT LOG IN
BROS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AT /V/MAPYOI
>>3095225FOTM jul 2025 - oct 2026
God damn does it feel good to remove the icon from the phone
>>3095224I know I edited the picture to try and gaslight people into logging in
>>3095233STRAIGHT TO B+
>>3095221<< DO NOT BUY, I REPEAT, DO NOT BUY >>
Cya guys
I KNOW MY CLUBMATES ARE MAKING FUN OF ME RIGHT NOW THEY WAITED UNTIL I LEFT!THEY'RE ALL LAUGHING AT ME
>>3095221OH SHIT!>4 bannersCALL IT, IM PULLING ON ALL FOUR!
>>3095221>>3095242yeah those banners are insane scamsits like what, 25 bucks for a random uma or card? That's so dogshit lol
>connection errorIs the game telling me to flatline?
Open Umamusume. Do it now.
oh shit guys, have you seen the slight jiggle of dia's big satonos in her animation?
>>3095246the pools are also very limited, I would be careful before spending money on those
>>3095245Are these worth it?
>>3095245RICE SHOWERNISHINO SPEEDSATONO DIAMOND (OG)MANHATTAN CAFE SSR
>>3095229Scarlet was lagged behind by a lot. I have most of mine 5* as well by now since the last pity I dropped oddly enough on Christmas scarlet, but scarlet was behind the rest by like 200. Typical tsundere behavior.
>>3095245Full armor fumuStamina tamamo crossBlaze brianwit Teio
>>3095248wit sweepy is actually ultra meta and the bots rerolling for it are breaking the server
>>3095251I did, it's so good. I want her now but I have to be patient for the free rolls in case she spooks me
>>3095253for me its either>get a 3*/SSRor>get a whole tenner closer to pitythe money is already spent, thats the better way to use it
>>3095253>Random 3* UmaIf you don't have a lot of trainees and are fine with getting anything, you're unlikely to get a dupe (but you might get Teio'd). If yo really want a specific uma you're better off waiting for the selection vouchers on anniversaries.>Random SSR CardABSOLUTELYFUCKINGNOT
>>3095253Let me ask you thisyou know that free SSR ticket we got recently that gave you a random card?Would you pay money for that? It's basically a guaranteed dupe or something useless. Each banner has a slightly different pool, check what's on offer before swiping but it is essentially a scam, yes.
>>3095245>>3095255>>3095257FIRST FREE TENNER!!!
nice
>>3095267EXPLODE
>>3095264>>3095253it's a dupe. you're trading $25 of carats for like 60 star pieces and some statues.
I SHOULD'VE FLATLINED
Wow!
Day 1: already worth it to have not flat lined.
>>3095272I still don't have Eishin Flash MLB'd
>>3095251>>3095260That Dia alt is so fucking hot, makes her Diamonds look even bigger, I want both that's why I am flatlining. This banner is a cowfag's dream
So its just us now....
>>3095272
Laugh at flatliners thread?
>>3095267FIRST 3* BANNERSEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!
sweep tosho MLB borrow doko
>>3095281
450 carats... gone...
PLAYING THE GAME GAWDS WW@????
yay, spechang!
>>3095279Ain't nobody here but us chickens
>>3095017>>3094992>>3094993SOMEONE CHECK IF IT'S ALSO 1/2 TP ON GRAND LIVE
>>3095286GAMBLING!!!>>3095282FIRST SSR BANNERWOOOOOOO IKUNO FEETKUS!!!!
>>3095253Usually selectors are the only ones worth money. These can fuck you over with dogshit cards.
>>3095279I CAN LEAVE THE GAME BUT I STILL CAN'T LEAVE THE THREAD I AM TOO ATTACHED
>4 scam gachas up at onceMust resist urge.
>>3095291Yeppers
>>3095281>>3095284Post them SSRs /v/ros!
>>3095292FUGGGG!
HALF TPEXTRA BONDHIGHER HOT SPRINGS CHANCESNOT A DRILL NOT A DRILL FLATLINEKEKS IN SHAMBLES
>Sapporo (Completely flat)>Mile>Bring only flat umasITT, we run over flatliner corpses252685592526855925268559BRING ONE
>>3095218Went for another tenner since I was feeling luckyCome here Dia-chan, I wuv you!!!! Finally unbricked my account after I couldn't pull her on her OG banner.
>>3095253Depends, do you want to pay $21 for a teio dupe?
AHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>3095303EXPLODE!
>>3095304Don't threaten me with a good time
>>3095300SECOND 3* BANNERHELL YEAH, NOT A DUPE!!!!
GO FARM THOSE HOT SPRINGS BROS
>>3095301I'm gonna loop so hard I'll get a 10 pull in TP value!!
>Flat cup>No flatliner can participate
Anyone snagged a Sweep borrow yet?
>>3095313KEK
>>3095308SECOND SSR BANNERTHRONE!!!!!WAS IT ALL WORTH IT? IM THINKAN YES!
HOLD THE FANCOUNT LINE
>>3095303FLATLINERS IN SHAMBLES
MY FUCKING HERO AND ALSO MY FORMER QUEEN
>>3095322EXPLODE
Holy shit guys, it only just started but the feeling of knowing I don't have to open this game for a while, knowing that I can disregard CM and dailies and everything that has made me miserable for a year. I am experiencing pure overwhelming freedom, this feels amazing, like that first day of summer after schoolOVERWHELMING FREEDOM
>>3095322>Rebooblican propaganda already starting.
>>3095327Enjoy it, I get to play the game
>>3095330>I get to play grand liveI'm sorry for your loss.
50 THOUSAND TOREINAS USED TO LIVE HERE, NOW ITS A GHOST TOWN
You'd be wise to join my club
>>3095331But I like GL
>>3095330>I get to play the gameThat's exactly what I love to NOT do right now
>>3095330Hope your event chains finish bwo!
I can't play the game until somebody posts a sweepy wit I neeeeeed it
>>3094836There's a shitload of Pasa content produced since yesterday. Why's that?
WHAT THE FUCK DO I PLAY? I NEVER ACCOUNTED FOR THIS I AM A /V/TARD I HATE VIDEO GAMES
>>3095340My neigha, did you miss all of last thread and the one before. Concert got canceled due to Kafkaesque bureaucratic nightmares.
The event story is umazing a shame flatliners can't experience it...
>>3095344>Playing gamesThere are plenty of Twitter screencap threads to go to
Kitasan White reminds me of Tewi
>Eats the concert>Eats half the trainersWhat is her problem?
>>3095344PLAY DRAGON'S DOGMA RIGHT NOW!
>>3095344EAT A BANANA and play a games that makes you brain thinkhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/558990/Opus_Magnum/
>>3095356I already finished it
>>3095347>Concert got canceled due to Kafkaesque bureaucratic nightmares.It got canceled because CyGames forgot to check their emails and had an "oh shit" moment when they realized their paperwork hadn't gone through.There's really no reason for them to announce it so late when everyone was already flying on their planes. If they had been on top of this, people would have been notified much earlier. Kafkaesque my fucking ASS, I don't buy it for a second.
>>3095353I saved this image like two days ago
>>3095094I mean... sure but the market for the genre of games I am good with(RTS, tactical RPGs) generally aren't widely played and the genres that are I'm not familiar with. I'm going to lose money, basically.
>>3095356I should, after I got those tips on what to do with my Sorcerer>>3095358LOOK AT THIS
>>3095350I've skipped the past 5 event stories
>>3095355Never let her rule again, trust me I'm from the future and her fourth reign is the start of World War 3.
>>3095360Cygames can be incompetent and the US can be a bureaucratic nightmare.
>>3095353Someone should really draw Fuku in that outfit. Wuv slutty mikos
>>3095347If they were having issues, why didn't they tell people?
Uwu, whats this?390056975623
What is Spe thinking?
Nooticing how the "free" flatliners are still here talking about uma musume
>>3095186>the one inari-bro carrying the entirety of /v/***Yeah they really are troopers.
>>3095363Some of the most successful indie games did not go in with the expectation that they were going to get rich. They just wanted to make the best possible game they could that would appeal to THEIR interests. If you want to make a game, you will. Maybe people will become interested and you'll grow a fanbase. But if you do nothing you'll just regret it and always think about what could have been. If you want to make a game, make the damn game and stop making excuses out of fear of what might happen. If you don't even try, you've already failed.
>>3095372MahjongGODS are loaded enough to roll for whalebait? I kneel
>>3095372danke herr doktor
You can still get 60 pulls on Kita if you play now?So it's only 6000 carats saved but you're losing out on around 1500 carats from rewards and a shard that's worth another 1500 carats?It doesn't seem that worth it now
>>3095380>i am unironically a doktorSure, no probs bwo
>>3095372Ah, I remember i had a good rival from that club before the great exile. Rip Amazonfag.
>>3095233I wonder what the original game was.
>>3094190To all flatliners, please consider singing!You just need a microphone and a bit of practice.If you've never done that kind of project before, I assure you it's very fun.
>>3095374I can't abandon these threads, I've been with them through thick and thin
>>3095385I am but I need to buy a mic
Hot period for the scamcha right nyow
Is beast mode Brian any good? She spooked me
>>3095368The blame is solely on CyGames. You can't defend how they handled this. WHY did they wait so late? Ask yourself that. They are incompetent, this is their fault. When the concert gets shitcanned, that's on CyGames. They should have done their fucking research or had some lawyer on their team that knew that this would possibly not go through.Cygames took the gamble, and they lost, and now everyone else has to pay for it. Blaming this on fucking "kafkaesque" is ridiculous. I've read the Trial, I've read the Metamorphasis, and I've read the City. In none of those stories is it the fault of the main character. What makes it kafkaesque is that the rest of the world decides to screw him for no reason. At no point in any of those stories were the main characters at fault.At many points in THIS story, CyGames HAS been at fault. That's why I take problem with the wording, you're trying to remove responsibility from CyGames when they're the one who decided to have this concert in the US in the first place and did a horrible job communicating to everyone. Now a bunch of people are stuck in LA with shit to do. That's not the US's fault. That's CyGames! Stop making fucking excuses for them. They fucked up big time.
>>3095385I really want to do it since I pussied out at the last minute on the /v/ sings bury the light, but there is always people at my house and I don't want them to hear me scream
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKGuess I'll wait for the 50 free pulls until I try again
>>3095391GIWTWM I still lack those 2 milk monsters. But if I roll after seeing this I'm probably just gonna get TEIO'd or something. That's how it works in this bitch of a world.
>>3095365your appendix levels?your DLC?rest of your journal levels?>2/6your Sigmars Garden?
>>3095353Damn bratty rabbit
>>3095400God they're so suckable
This feels great to see
O MY CREDIT CARDTURN MY WAGES INTO WITH THEIO OR I DIE
>>3095378Oh I know. I'm also just not delusional and recognize that my first 3 games are not going to be profitable in the slightest. I'm still gonna make them but that knowledge gives me dark thoughts about what I should do to resolve my income problems...
>>3095401>your appendix levels?>your DLC?I don't think I beat it, it's a good excuse to try again>your Sigmars Garden?I just don't like those man, completely different game
>>3095302Bear witness to the last and only civilization, the eternal Queendom.JOIN NOW
Look at how pretty my Yamato Nadeshiko is...
>>3095393Perma meta in longs
damn, this sweep tosho event card's story is actually really cute
>>3095409>I don't think I beat itwell, not the DLC at least, it came out this spring i think.>completely different gameit gets oddly relaxing after you "get it", but i understand
>>3095414I feel tempted to crash this party with boobmas
>>3095401>>3095409>>3095419I left it at the Universal Solvent huh
>>3095302If we're running over the flatliners shouldn't we be bringing busty umas?
>>3095414I am fortunate that my shogun just so happens to be my strongest miler.
>>3095396At least theyre having fun visiting some places like Disneyland and Santa Monica Pier but that is def burning through money and not why they came in the first place. But imagine being one of the Japs who got stuck in LA in the first place.Feel sorry for the dude who posted himself arriving at LAX and shortly after getting the cancellation news.
>>3095372i remember running into one of these guys during unity's sprint casino
>>3095424You know what, actually good point. CHANGE OF RULES. Bring whatever you want, lets just run over flatliners.
Windy!
God i dont even know what to do with my free time
>>3095437Log in and play Umamusume: pretty derby
El condor pasa titties got me acting unwise
Grass SSR event card looks straight ass
>get satono diamond on my 4th single pull>get the alt now in a cheeky tenneris this bitch the one scouting me? i haven't even done her career why is she showing up
She killed billions
>>3095446ONTO THE FUCKING SLEEVE
You faggots flatlining for Kita or Dia can't even win with them on CMs
I can't believe Ogurin ate all the fans...
>>3095446You belong to her nowDon't go to a private island trip with her. It's a trap.
>>3095303Baseé
Since im already drawing oguri if i were to draw something for the rebooblican and demoflat midterms. What would you guys like to see?
>>3095452I didn't even win a single XOg CM despite running her in all of them
>>3095459Obviously Inari One in a shouting match with Tamamo Cross
>>3095459N A I Z U R I
>>3095459THE CLEAR ANSWERCHEST PRESSING WITH BREAST ENVY BETWEEN 2 CLEAR CANDIDATES
FAN COUNTS ARE PLUMMETING THE ECONOMY IS CRASHING
>>3095372>>3095431emjaygee is basically just a 4chan club. All boards
>>3095460On the opposite end, I didn't lose plat to a single Xog in the Xog CMs. I lost to fucking Nice Natie in one of them.
>>3095459CHESTPRESS
>>3095459disgaea-uma wuv
>>3095459Satono Diamond as a chessmaster with Vodka and Daiwa on the board
Uhhh...I guess this'll be useful when we get the L'Arc in six months?
She looks deeply retarded.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3095474She is
>>3095446>>3095451
So where's the free pulls right now? Umas or cards? You neighas are posting both uma and card pulls
Look, more useless SSRs!
>>3095459Vermin Supreme telling an illeligible uma to flatline to grow a horn.
>>3095459My request would be to just browse the breast_envy tag until something inspires you. Drawing 2 subjects is hard so I'm not gonna ask for something complicated.
>>3095479FLATLINERS WON
>>3095479Congrats, you got the most sadistic SSR in the entire game.
>>3095478Only cards, but there are the paid guaranteed banners.
>>3095486Which one?
>>3095487Hmm to log in or not to log in
>>3095489Power Bamboo. Agemasen, energy draining and purple skill all in a single fucking card.
I miss my /v/agabros
Guess what'll I get from this scam.
I just noticed you can see Sweepy's ear movements despite the hat.
>do first free 10-pull>get the last copy of SSR Maru that I needed>do a cheeky tenner scout>Kita, Dia AND festival Inari Onegod, it feels good to not arbitrarily stop playing the game I like and siphoning the abandoned luck from all flatliners
>There is a coup going on RIGHT NOW while danchou sleeps
>>3095497Are uma ear muscles that strong
>>3095496THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>3095499pics or it didn't happen
>>3095496You know it
>>3095460KWAB
>>3095496IKUYOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY SHIT CHECK YOUR INBOX
>>3095496TEIO!
HOW ARE THE SERVERS STILL SHITTING THEMSELVESI THOUGHT EVERYONE FLATLINED
>>3095511FREE ASTON MACHAN
>>3095496If you're going to do the scam, wouldn't the second bracket be flat out better since it comes with the later released umas?
>i've been found out
blowing up flatliners' spot is the most fun I've ever had in club chat they don't know what they're missing out on
>>3095511OGURI ATE THE GIBS
>>3095497>>3095503Apparently her grandma rigged it to move with her ears.
OH MY GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD TO PLAYI'M TRAINING I'M TRAININGOH GOD SO MANY FANSI'M GONNA SPARK
>>3095505>>3095507>>3095510>>3095512>>3095514This anon >>3095515 is fucking right. But might as well got scammed properly. The first one is dupe XOg and I'm so mad tha I screw up the screenshot. But I have no Taishin so it's okay. I'll welcome my loser queen.
Half TP is a blessing.
>>3095520My club had a soft-coup....
>>3095531BEEmapyoi......
Half TP should be the standard and the event should make rerolling cost half as much.
>>3095525That's such a fucking lie, anyone who isn't flatlining would know that they can't play shit because the servers are STILL shitting themselves.
>>3095518Why is Dia so ROUND?
>>3095539No and you will pay for the third and fourth reroll.
Grass is so pretty. Why did they have to give her the trash cleric alt and seal her true powers in this random welfacre card?
>>3095543Sonic is Round.
YEAHHH!
>>3095549FAT
I love this little faggot so much it's unreal
between the servers shitting themselves nonstop and the continuous shitty luck I'm almost wishing I flatlined, but I need the damn support cards. Even junk will do as long as it's not dupes.
>>3095302NEED 5 MORE DFC'sJOIN NOW
Noooo, not this fucking uggo.
>>3095553Is she 10
>>3095543Wow she really is round.Also that slight sag makes me very happy.Round fuck.
I JUST AHHHHH
Nishino please I need a good parent, I don’t want to have to draw you in a skimpy outfit again I’m not an artist.
>>3095559out of 10, yes
>>3095559out of ten!
How many people are flatlining? I am curious about the numbershttps://poal.me/8rky60https://poal.me/8rky60https://poal.me/8rky60
I am the sole survivor of my club....
>>3095560I need a science department investigation
>>3095560god damn I can't wait to skin my teeth into those fat tits
>>3095518>>3095560imagine if she didn't have that blue undershirt or whatever
Sweepy what did you do to the mochi?!
>>3095558Consider shutting your fucking mouth.
only 5 umas would be a dupeand I got a dupescamchafuck cyjewsI only had 5 of those FUCKING uma
>Guy who said he was gonna flatline just posted an emoteDamn right, goyim. You belong to your danchou. Now go do your fan runs you fucking cattle.
I never sent that last wuv you...
>Last online 359 days ago
I had a realization today. In the anime, Rice is a free agent. Bourbon has a coach. Most of the cast is in team spica or canopus or that third team, but Rice is never seen having a trainer. She trains by stalking bourbon and trains by going out into the woods alone for a month. Kind of sad.
>>3095580>that Anon will never be freed to give carrots to his cluball your fault
Always gamble the cheeky tenner
lmao I forgot I haven't done Palmer's legend races
>>3095423>oh hey, i remember that one>decide to look up my old solution>absolute fucking dogshitspent 20 minutes remaking it, works somewhat fast now at least
hey guys, rice trainer here, i let her do whatever she wants because she's a sperg and i'd rather leave her alone
>>3095584Dude her trainer is literally in a scene with her during a photo shoot. Pay attention next time.
>>3095584Thats badass
>>3095584Rice does have a trainer. Though I don't know what the fuck she was doing while her trainee was going through all that shit.
>>3095584Its a nice headcanon but rise does have a trainer
>>3095598The non main character trainers are fucking awful, where was ayabe's trainer when she was planning on committing suicide on live television
>>3095584 >>3095595She probably took up a trainer in a similar way Shakur did; Not wishing to burden someone with her misfortunes, she's relegated the trainer to the passive "enter me into races" role.
>>3095598How tall is rice supposed to be, this perspective looks fucked
I'm only doing the flatline thing because my club has no quota. Hoping we don't drop to B+ I think everyone else is also doing the flatline for gibs.
>>3095605Surely you have a HERO to hold the line right
spurt was valid this next CM right
>>3095598sex with rice shower's trainer
>>3095592AIEEEE I AM SO RUSTY, UNIVERSAL SOLVENT IS TOO HARD
>>3095605Don't none of our clubs have quotas
>>3095609Sprint and Dirt Mile, yes
I'm gonna loopI'M LOOPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>3095604Sure, but there's no one to room with
>forgot the Sweepy card is out now so i can begin my Digitan mutation and reflexively loaded another parent run in the chamber
...but nobody came.
>>3095608Danchode would probably be holding the line >>3095612Exactly
>>3095612My club's quota is one Sweepy in a swimsuit photo every week.
My dancho said he would take over for the people on vacation, I WUV MY DANCHO
>>3095612Oy Neigh "doesn't" have "quotas".
>run out of borrows but still want to do manual runs>can't do oshi gaming anymore and need to fallback to all-arounders like inarii don't even like her fuck this midget
I can finally play this shitty non-fem MC P3 I bought 2 sales ago.Good luck to everyone holding the line.
Alright census time>Club>Flatlining or Playing>Club status?>Interest in Kitasan or Dia?
>>3095622sure ill ask umagrok
>>3095611your already looks cleaner, but ts has so many parts the solution just blows up in size at the end
>>3095625No one says this
>>3095622Der/v/ian....
>>3095631I LITERALLY JUST SAID IT, TOTAL MIDGET DEATH
>>3095627USE THIS POAL https://poal.me/8rky60
>>3095612Oy Neigh has an unofficial quota
>>3095627>not in a /v/ or /uma/ club>flatlining>I think we're around rank 700 rn>going for kita white no matter what
>>3095623danchou here sorry but I'm too busy playing darkest dungeon now
>>3095630>your already looks cleanerNeigha I have barely gotten any atoms in the shape, that thing I made sucks. I'm so rusty I can't think of a creative way to join the bonds in that configuration
>>3095627I'm getting kitasan within sixty pulls so there's no reason to flatline
>>3095640AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUR CLUB RANK
>>3095627>Just in a random club>Playing>Fighting for A+>Only interested in Kitasan for pace parenting
>>3095627der/v/playinghealthydia has oppai
>>3095627>ClubNot in a /v/ club>Flatlining or PlayingFlatty>Club status?Around 200~>Interest in Kitasan or Dia?High
>>3095627>/v/illian from /v/mers>flatlining>I hope good>shan't care
>>3095598>where the fuck was rice's trainer when she was vilified by the media>where the fuck was ayabe's trainer when she was considering suicide>where the fuck was tachyon's trainer when she broke her ankle
>>3095627>ClubDer/v/>Flatlining or PlayingI'm logging out for 5 days since low on carats.>Club StatusI don't know>Interest in Kitasan or DiaI heard Kita is meta so I'm rolling for her
I genuinely didn't think it was possible for my speed to finish this low, but it was 100% Light Hello's fault and absolutely in no way my own.If I can get almost 1400 speed with almost the same fucking deck then it's totally your fucking fault that it finishes this low god I hate grand bullshit
>>3095627>/v/agabro>flatlining>spot is secured>sex with both
>>3095648>der/v/ actually likes big oppais and the loli thing was a lieOF COURSE THEY LIED ABOUT THAT TOO, IS THERE ANYTHING HONEST ABOUT THAT CLUB?
Demoflats are ruining their clubs! You can't be apart of that! Vote rebooblican!
>>3095627>/v/agabond>Playing>I dunno some people are flatlining I think>Nope
>>3095627/v/maFlatliningConfirmed AKita
>>3095653meant for >>3095600
>>3095659gwo...don't trust the posters, there's some der/v/ shitposter who has a hate grudge against the club. idk who. ignore all slander
>>3095627>Clubder/v/>Flatlining or PlayingPlaying>Club status?Not evil and not devious or hiding anything.>Interest in Kitasan or Dia?A spook would be nice especially Dia but i'm not breaking the bank for it.
>>3095627/v/maPlayingAbout to start grindingShall get spooked by tittysan
>>3095627>umaDASH>playing>A+>kitasan is like stale bread and water, dia keeps raping my pulls
>>3095518>ears so big the covers don't work
>>3095546>the picture of Kentuckian beauty
>>3095666>>3095655>>3095648HOW ARE THERE THREE OF YOU
>>3095627HorseMDUndecidedStableMore girls are always wanted.
>>3095627>/v/agabond>flatlining>we're doing pretty good>to be honest I thought we'd get kitasan ssr until a week ago but the other cards are of literally zero use to me so I might as well get kita trainee
>>3095627>ClubstarASTERstar>Flatlining or PlayingPlaying.>Club status?Flatliners get to stay in the Ardan basement.>Interest in Kitasan or Dia?I'd like Kita but not enough to roll beyond the 50 free rolls or flatline for 100 rolls.
>>3095675Der/v/ is one person
>>3095675They're always hiding in the shadows. Lurking...
>>3095627I don't care about club drama but>Interest in Kitasan or Dia?Dia has slowly grown on me, I hope I can get her.
>>3095627Oy NeigherPlayingA+I like fronts
>>3095627>Der/v/>FLATLINING>Danchou treats us fillies good>YES (for sexual reasons)
>>3095686Is it really drama? Its a census
>>3095675Nothing is beyond our reach
>>3095627/herse/ianPlaying.....Dia has bigger tits so.
>>3095627>der/v/>playing, still need parents>I dunno, it's a club I guess>I don't care enough to flatline, I need my carats for umas I wanna run in the future like Biko
>>3095627/v/agabond.Playing. I don't want to enter the -1 rainbow shard clubs.Around rank 1.4k I guess Will still finish the spark, but I'll take anyone of those two.
>>3095698Either you're a single person shitposting, or there are multiple der/v/ posters here RIGHT NOW, or it's people playing on a jokeeither way I DO NOT LIKE IT
>>3095675I know they posted right after you did but there's three vagabros too...
>>3095627>der/v/>Playing opus magnum, but also the game>lookin good, good lookin'>only on gelbooru
>>3095627>/v/ma>playing>we should be fine>nah
>>3095691>YES (for sexual reasons)AIEEEEE ANOTHER ONE
>>3092960You got your wish >>3094828
>>3095706How many times does this need to be drilled into your head. They are behind all the drama in the threads!
>>3095627>>Club/v/mers>>Flatlining or PlayingPlaying>>Club status?WE ARE DROPPING OUT OF A AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >>Interest in Kitasan or Dia?Both
>>3095627>Club/v/mapyoi>Flatlining or PlayingFlatlining>Club status?Solid>Interest in Kitasan or Dia?Dia as my personal whore and Kita to throw her into the breeding grounds with the rest, I only want her for her unique.
>>3095711No fucking way, I'm also playing OPUS MAGNUM and from der/v/
Come to Tomakomai
>>3095627>>Club/v/mapyoi>>Flatlining or PlayingUndecided but for now flatlining>>Club status?LOOKING GOOD>>Interest in Kitasan or Dia?I like fat tits.
Ok so over half the thread and people I interact with here are der/v/posters, the truth has come out
>>3095724how am I supposed to spend carats on her if Ramonu and Ancestors are coming??
>>3095733I'm moving to /vg/...this place has gone to the sticks...
>>3095723kek, based brainLORDS
>>3095731>I like fat tits.BASED NTRANONYMOUS
>>3095734Ramonu is with free pulls. For ancestors borrow it
>>3095733I am der/v/.....or maybe you are?
TOTALLY NOT A RITUALPOSTER BY THE WAY, NOPE NO SPAM HERE WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
>>3095741STOP NOTICING
MOM HE'S SEETHING ABOUT HOKKO AGAIN
>>3095741Imma be real bro, idc
>>3095627None, freelancePlaying yet flatlining.None.Not really.Currently watching the Gangbeasts battle royale vids on the official channel, devastating brutality on behalf of some of the contestants.Lala headbutting Buu into a grinder with a determined "yosh!" was absolute kino. I wonder if they're planning on going through every paka episode for the match-ups.
>phoneposter>seething about le ritualpostI'm not sure which is worse
>>3095748Anon....your gibs?
>>3095741Yeah I agree, this faggot is fucking annoying
>>3095748Your monthly gibs....
>>3095751I'm actually not surprised our thread police is a phone poster since he's here 24/7. I don't think he even plays the game.
>>3095741this is why dirtoids don't deserve rights
>>3095741yeah fuck this guy
>>3095627>>ClubOy neigh>>Flatlining or PlayingPlaying>>Club status?Looking good. We are allowed to flatline but I didn't wanted to>>Interest in Kitasan or Dia?Already got them both. You don't know how fucking horny they both make me. They have killed trillions... Uh I mean, golly gee, what a nice weather we have.
>>3095627>Der/v/>Playing, trying to get Taishin to level 11 bond so i can get her casual outfit when it arrives>I still have no idea>Both is good
>they control the stakes>they control the triple crown>they control the steel ball run>and every other fun race>they have the most banter images made against them>always the most active ittI'm starting to believe their danchou may actually be Friend
>Game servers flatline during the great flatlining
>>3095741Unironically fine by me because it's an uma that I like, and she has big boobs
>>3095761Now this is a good dia
>>3095741I honestly don't understand why people care so much and get bent out of shape over shit like this.
>>3095761Oh my lord that image is insane, flatlining will be worth it just for that pair
>>3095603I believe she's 145 cm
>>3095762>someone else is also grinding bond points for taishinholy based
Herr doktor i kneel
>>3095753>>3095756Shiraoki came to me in a dream and said I'll be fine.
>>3095741But are you coming to Tomakomai
>>3094138I didn't even realize what this was referencing until I tried finding this thread when I got home. That is fucking funny.
>Heal>"I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE"Why are dirtoids like this?
>>3095773It's simply annoying.
Got spooked by wolf Brian then immediately got spooked by regular Brian. Guess I'm marked.
>>3095761Artist is smoke_klll. Too lewd to post most of his work but its some real good shit.
>>3095773we don't want to become like touhou threads
I need the whole Air Groove clan and I need it NOW
>>3095784I find people that seethes about them as annoying, if not more.
>>3095784Who cares? A post was made with little to no substance. Scroll past and move on with your life.
>>3095627MamboPlayingFighting for our lives to maintain top 500 in spite of flatliners None whatsoever
>>3095782OP is a dumbass but he's our dumbass
>increased hot springs chancefinally a reason to do manual careers instead of clanking
>>3095785Thumbnail made it look like she had a bush
>>3095778What was he cooking?
>>3095763They don't control every fun race.>t.fun race host
>>3095773 To be fair to the "thread police" anon, this wouldn't be a point of contention if it wasn't for that one idiot who put CB there and then said there weren't Hoko ritual posters.His actions are out of line but the frustration towards the hypocrisy is totally warranted.
>>ClubOy neigh>>Flatlining or PlayingFlatlining>>Club status?Fine, I farmed a bountiful harvest for my friends to enjoy in my absence >>Interest in Kitasan or Dia?I have them both but I like making my own parents since I make aces early and the borrow parents always suck
>>3095798Do you think she does?
>>3095788mambo balls
>>3095790...except the two chopped hags in the back
>>3095785Why is she like a 15/10 and Biwa is like a 5/10
>one harmless/could be ignored post vs >multiple posts mentioning said one post
>>3095302AHEMWE STILL NEED SOME PEOPLE ATTENTION GRABBING SUZUCUTE
>>3095802And by there I mean that /v/ma edition "fuck marry kill" post. This one. >>3090234
>>3095773Ritualposters are objectively a bad thing that leads to generals being ruined, cunts like him must be gatekept
>>3095795Join oy neigh and take a rest
>>3095807ftfy
>>3095793>>3095791>>3095810Ritualposting is the first sign of decay in threads. I've seen it happen several times over and it needs to be nipped in the bud.
>>3095814Fair nuff
>>3095795Thinking of joining Mambo next month
>>3095810he has a point thoughavatarfags/ritualposters are a menaceand it only gets worse over timeOnce it becomes widespread it's over, the cancer grows too much
Yeah I think I'm going to Tomakomai
>>3095818KEK
>>3095783Reminder that Smart Falcon is the ONLY UMA IN THE GAME that is willing to throw dirt at umas in order to win without relying on parents to learn it. It's in her nature.
Aye who plays SF6? im trynna run some Arjun sets
>>3095627>Club/herse/bro>Flatlining or Playingflatlining for now at least, i'll might change my mind by next reset>Club status?my clubmates have generously offered to pick up the slack while im gone!>Interest in Kitasan or Dia?dia would be nice
>>3095820Neigha we've been decaying for a while now and not like the Windy poster's been stopped in the first place for you to have a melty all the time.
>>3095828third strike is the only good street fighter
>>3095824>>3095724Another filtered uma because of annoying ritualniggers, you retards don't realize just how much damage you do to these threads
>>3095828Good morning saar please redeem Arjun DLC
>>3095802>>3095812>still maldinglmao?
>>3095627>club/hotumaglue/ dancho>flatlining or playingOne run a day at my worst, 4-5 at my best>club statusNeed to kick out 3 more flatliners but we need at least 10 more members to fill it up>interest in Kitasan or DiaNone, i want Wit Ramonu then i want to save up for my next card and some of my Umas on my wishlistAlso what is the culture of the lesser known clubs of /v/ma threads like? like what goes down at /v/agabond for example.
>>3095836Literally only posted that to see you cry lol
Good point however I'm going to Tomakomai and you won't.
>>3095835trvkeAlpha 2 is good too tho
Preliminary testing. Even a weak Taishin is too unstable for Tosho wit. She easily smashes into pacer blobs. That other power accel might be worth a shot.Tracen cheer also might not be required, just a shitton of midrace.
>>3095844>Ruining threads just to spite one personYou are actually retarded
>>3095836Bro, people do it to spite you cuz you feed them attention. Just tell them to fuck off and if they don't listen just filter them.
>>3095836Ruining the threads is the point. In India they think it's macho to be a nuisance.
>>3095830>you better stop talking about it and let it metastasize instead of trying to make it better!
>>3095836Eh, Come to Tomakomai's on point with Hokko's character anyway. She's literally a shill.
>posting an uma >ruining the threadYou are actually mentally ill
>>3095850This.
>Tarumae ritual post Bad >Rickey ritual post This is fine I see the hypocrisy
>>3095853I heard her story is really good, I look forward to rolling for her
>>3095850I'm not even the original guy that complained
>organic umas>sweepy>drove the thread into a lustful madness, loli witch once again proving to be the greatest design archetype ever invented>ines fujin>made the thread dickpull nano>tamamo cross>cingrey bonus, funny dick trivia>manhattan cafe>looked like it would be coomerspam, turned out to be a healthy fagbase>astroturfed umas>hokko>literally just one guy spamming her until other people joined the bit>windy >literally just one guy spamming her
>>3095854check out this dumb tranny lmao
Notice how this exact same post >>3095724 have been happening multiple threads yet they were all usable and fine threads.But the instant the usual fag brings it up, it ruins the thread's vibe and becomes full meta.Honestly. Fuck the fag more than his made up forced enemies.
>>3095761LOOK at that little horse
>>3095860Im rolling for Hokko too but I really hate that her unique is dirt locked. Cuz I wanted to mutate her for turf
>>3095866Obtuse disingenuous faggot.
>>3095869A lot of uma uniques moving forward have certain super situational conditions like that. Ik chivalry grand only has a unique on longs, and orfevre only has a unique as end closer
>>3095860I'm looking forward to be able to read it in global, and with official TL.
>>3095874>disingenuousYou really love this word
>>3095801Danchou, poach this man
>>3095866Because he malds and samefags over and over. Every board has a schizo so it is what it is.
DAE think gatekeeping is the real problem????
>>3095876Cheval is long locked? That sucks
>>3095869I'm fine with that cause my dirt team is fucking pitiful
>>3095866TRUTHFUCKINGNUKEeveryone learned to ignore the pandorafag, everyone learned to ignore the windyfag, hell people even ignored teioposters back thenit's always this guy going to the archives bringing up shit no one cares about with the same excuse>b-b-b-but the 2hu threads!!!!those were ruined thanks to dicksword butt buddies and actual raids to destroy thread quality. You don't even know what an actual raid looks like. Threads are fine, stop derailing them for one post you don't like
This is another der/v/ psyop after the information that was revealed tonight
>>3095884Gatekeeping is never a problem.
>>3095783There should be more skills like this.>>3095809Give us a minute, we're currently calculating the trajectory of this artillery shell to your house.
>>3095723>>3095641anyway, thats the cleanest i think i'll be able to solve ts. i usually optimize for cycles first, then only think about area. cost is irrelevant in the face of science
>>3095866I doubt anyone really cared about the Come to Tomakomai posts since Hokko herself will spam it to death. It's just a single guy mind broken of the usual. At the least I don't mind it.
>>3095889This is literally the first time I posted an archive screenshot and it's only because someone said hokko doesn't have a ritualfag.
>>3095887Actually my bad, I was gaslighting. Whoops its summer cheval
I think complaining about posts you don't like is a real problem, so I'm going to complain about posts I don't like!
>>3095894What is this game?
don't you just love posting on a board with actively hostile jannies?
>>3095896>This is literally the first time I posted an archive screenshotHang on a tick, weren't there more archive screenshots posted? Are you lying or do we have multiple retards doing this?
>>3095901>>3095901>>3095901
>>3095892No but being an obvious troll trying to derail a thread by acting like a hall monitor is a problem
>>3095891>people start noticing>suddenly the thread descends into infightinghttps://files.catbox.moe/j0z1m3.jpg
I have a solution. Let's play and talk about the game like we were doing
>>3095828I played it a lot in season 1. The season 2 and 3 announcements were so bad they killed my desire to keep playing.
>>3095899Opus Magnum (bananas are not included)>>3095075>>3095358
>>3095902>everyone who disagrees with me is one personget a life retard
>>3095902Yes, that's the first I've done it. Is it inconceivable that multiple people might do the same thing?
>>3095894Never in my life would I have thought I'd be seeing Uma x Opus Magnum screenshots, thanks for the help but I want to figure it out myself, I am too rusty to tackle this one right now>>3095899Zachtronics puzzle game where you are an alchemist and have to form arm sequences to create molecules for certain products from just the base elemental atoms, it's really fun and a real brain teaser
>>3095913It is a little weird for multiple people to be doing it but it's because my impression of this thread is about 30 unique posters tops on a good day.
>>3095889Honestly sameHe did turn ritualfag so I understand the annoyance but it hasn't stopped the other ritualnegros so I dobut it will stop this one. All you can do is ignore and if they become too annoying you filter them. Report them once in a while for avatar use if it makes you feel better. But throwing a shit fit and derailing the thread is counterproductive, all it genuinely does is ruin the thread further. I have been more annoyed at the seething faggot these past days than the Hokkofag, who I just mostly ignored.Still it's fine to have these conversations once in a while. "What do we do with this faggot". As far as I know the only one who rehabilitated and turned a new leaf and became a respectable member of the community is the Acutefag. Good for him.
>>3095913/vg/ threads are just five schizos posting the same thing over and over again and he thinks it's the same here
I'm inclined to believe whoever's noticing the ritualposts are the ones actively trying to make people hate certain characters
>>3095930I suspect the Shinko poster will also reform the moment that Windy releases.
>>3095914>thanks for the helpthis is just the initial orientation. the puzzle itself is mostly just doing 3 things (salt>mors+vitae, berlo's wheel, adding elements to a big structure) but gets complicated when you have to to them at once. it seems like you have a better half of it figured out on your past screenshot anyway>I am too rusty to tackle this one right nowtake your time, optimize old levels, maybe?
>>3095946The windynigger is a ricefag he doesn't care about Windy.
>>3095946lmao
>>3095961I'm basing that on conversations we've had before.Also the fact that the original Windy poster is actually gone now.>>3095959Huh?
>>3095946The windyfag is aware, since there have been times he's added something to his ritualpost.
I already want to play the game..
>>3095827just be in front of her?
>>3095724fuck off ritualposterfag
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