dive trails return editionNewshttps://www.ea.com/games/apex-legends/newsUpdateshttps://twitter.com/PlayApexhttps://twitter.com/RespawnCurrent maphttps://apexlegendsstatus.com/current-mapPrevious: >>2789160
had another street fighter pack leftanother base game legendary as a consolation for them blatantly fucking you overfuck jewspawn, fuck EA, see you all in THE FINALS
We need the sauds to read the axg archives, there is no way they have set an LLM on them yet.Hey sauds this game is a money printer, fire all these retards who can't even play the game. No one wants to babysit the retarded brown masses either just so that everyone launches more lobbies an hour.I want to play 2 high quality matches an hour. I want to play OG arenas. Theses are what is memorable. Launching 4-6 lobbies an hour with teammates that refuse to learn the rules or are disabled from doing more than 300 damage after having hundreds of hours of playtime is violently anti-social.Cannibalizing freedom of association to force mathematically defined incompetent shitskins, into lobbies where earnestness is required when when nothing could be more alien to these obvious subhumans.They need to be placed in their own game type which makes shooting secondary. Competent players are forced to have the same winrate as the absolute bottom tier players. This is so the live service can force the most limited, narrow version of the game focused on the truly inane flavors of the business quarter. Nobody wants this. We want a fucking working train again. We don't want rollerbabies to have a button press to defeat time and space for free. Let alone the server side aim assist toolS being sold as the more important ser of rules in the most deceptive way possible just so the MALICOUSLY EVIL devs can maintain plausible deniability.Every design decision has to: increase the raw number of lobby launches, and enforce the plausible deniability of the dev's responsibility and full knowledge of griefing legit m&k players for years --because the devs themselves nor the targeted audience are able to play the game correctly (because the unwritten rules are endless). Split the playerbase PLEASE. M&K players make the meaning, rollerbabies are 100% hideously unwatchable. Every m&k player has a unique style. That is what is important, the guns were the main characters originally
>>3096786I've gotten fuck-all from event packs for the past 10 or so events. Just stupid stickers and banners. never anything cool. I always get 3 or 4 packs and always get disappointed. I have more luck with basic rare apex packs.Also, what's with that Crypto scene that happens sometimes at the start of a match? Is he getting a rework?
>>3097983Unfortunately you're going to the casino manager and asking them to make their slot machines "skill based". Might aswell start your own exodus to a spiritual successor and take m&k players with you
>Playing wraith be like
>>3099429Took a portal straight to the underworld
>>3099429>>3099558Cool 60% headshots received.This is my experience playing wraith also, headshots galore.
>>3097983Dawg it was over years ago, it's really time to let it go, they are never going to redeem this shitt. Multimaster mnk 7k hrs+ player>>3099028Unfortunately there have been exactly zero spiritual successors to apex, these days I drool it out over some casual overwatch or simply do other things
why am i so good at this game and get all the hoes?
>>3103049i'm not sure how to answer that without a thorough snopes peer reviewed fact check, but do aimassissies really get nerfed by the smoke or was that just a meme?
>>3103445It does and so does caustic gas, it's actually hilarious to see retards with 1000% confidence rolling the lobby suddenly turn into toddlers the moment you gas em
giwtwm
its weird seeing people play wraith in wildcard but absolutely suck at fighting, dont hotdrop, pick up kraber and miss every shot yet have all these old paypig skins
>>3098282>Also, what's with that Crypto scene that happens sometimes at the start of a match? Is he getting a rework?they really drop this kind of shit with not even a little background now with zero context just expect leakers to give the contextzero hype
>>3103445>>3104517Bang is my go-to in tdm/mixtape lobbies that are infested with roller bots, it turns the game into a turkey shoot.Passive = sprint into range, smoke in their face, run circles round them while they miss every shot
>>3108490People get old
This game definitely fucks you with RBMM if you're not paying or a streamerThere's no way I'm organically getting teamed with bronze players in plat lobbies
>>3117565and some people buy accounts, although not many but it does make you wonder sometimes
>>3101603I run a similar routine, I'll get weeklys done, then run overwatch, My current gripe is I got more heirloom shards and really like the CAR mythic, but it's STILL in the fucking store till 11/1, and since I run ballistic he doesn't have a damn thing as far as myrhics go so I'm stuck waiting. Was gonna get the r99 mythic since it's my main but since the CAR came out I am picking the other option
jesus, i didnt even realise theres less than a week till the next season>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ0cUCq41lU>ai thumbnail>blogging at the startah never change thordan wifesmasheranyways from a glance the rumours and actual leaks sound pretty goodapart from bringing back lifeline's res shield as only a buffjust wish i knew what they could do to the game to make my teammates do more than 200 dmg in 6 minutes
>>3129406here's a better video from someone who doesn't commit domestic violence (that we know of)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1tb3AZaNBo
I don't think I've ever done more than 14 damage in one shot with the EVA-8
my wife(male)
Any pexxers watching the tournament right now?
>>3132712I was going to THE FINALS post and then reference the upcoming B vs D block.But then I realized this general is dead.
>>3132766Being a ‘pexxer in current year is grim.
>>3131033>video from someone who doesn't commit domestic violenceImplying this turbo virgin has anyone to commit domestic violence on, lmao
>>3131033>Rev buff + perk/reworki'm thinking we're back, from flipping burgersagain, too bad they are obsessed with buffing lifeline too, its going to suck and nobody is even that nostalgic for lifeline's shieldhonestly just give her care package ult back with a 10% chance for a kraber, i'd prefer that
>>3132712the retards who organise ALGS can't even be arsed to let people knowI'm 90% sure i am subbed to Apex's channel on youtube but didn't even know it was on this weekNgl it feels like a lot of the org rosters have changed a lot less in the last year, feels weird
its zer0schiz0ver
Pex in Vegas DAY 2 is on right now
THE FINALS patch 12.1 is live right now!
>>3135364What fun dynamic creative movement/nuke tech did embark "fix" this time?
People that wear 4k and 20 bomb badges are always garbage, wildcard was a mistake
wildcard goyim insisting on landing at that awful fucking POI over and over when theres a way better one RIGHT below the dropship
his duo mate had 71 dmg too>Zarominor typo there
holy shit i load up wildcard and theres still a lobanigger on my team who got 400 dmg in 7 minutesand i dont even give a shit but why play loba in wildcard
>>3142448why wouldn't you drop in the same spot as everyone else in wildcard?
>>3142530daily challenges and stuff
>gonna end up plat 3 this seasonI'll be the first to admit I'm washed. Also after playing this game for years I don't really care about the games any more. I'm too tired to put my energy into it.
I had two days when i had lot of fun, i was matched with like 90% of soloq which was pretty. Now since 4 days, guess what? i have been matching with 90% of duo, literal duo. How is this possible? I'm D4 lolI literally got 3 different duo, took a 1h break, came back and got the same duo twice in a row. The problem with those duos is that they seems lost like silver players, they are afraid of taking an easy third party, they barely move, or they only move if everyone is the open , and they don't want to move before the final ring ...If i push with them unless i win a 1v3 we are dead, i'm playing gibby 3v3 close range and they are actively avoiding the bubble wtf, and if i ult they literally go hide even if they all three full health and 3 guys of the enemy team are cracked
>>3143756Forced 1.0 EOMMYou start to recognize when you're being put in lose matches
>>3143742Somehow I got diamond IV after playing several matches with mentally disabled players
>black player>called "Dark"what did they mean by this?
>>3143756yea thats pretty much been the solo queue experience since release
>>3144070>>3144615I came back 2 hours laterGuess what, i had a fuse going on around the map for no reason, then i died because i was alone because they don't try to get in ring/loot fast/get the evoGuess what, their gameplay is on par with bronze its like they never played the game, they had their weapon OUT all the time, their weapon OUT all the time both of them. This confirm two things: they are a duo, something definitively wrong with matchmaking or my account as i'm paired with literal bronze tier bots>>3144615No. This been the case on my account since 6-7 month. Not the last season but before it and this one. Its not NORMAL that you get 80% of the DUOS, it used to be like 20% of the time max. And what the hell is wrong with their play skill, i played an alt account and no one is running with their WEAPON OUT in gold, so how the fuck are there in DIAMOND
>>3144720Second gameCrypto and Alter. They play suspiciously in sync. They take really bad angles, so i just to play slowly or move. I cracked like 2 guys and they not only not moving but back awayThe ring is very far and there are many choke, i don't have optic, they are doing almost no dmg and taking a bad position, even if i can make it a 3v1.5 i will loose so i just tell them to start going nearby ring, loot and try to get some advantage. And they die 2v1 against a low hp soloWe finished top 4 because they kept rezzing but yeah i really don't get it, they rev me, i cover them, i always see alter nearby "crypto" as if he was his bodyguard wtf
>>3144797Third gameGuess what a duo, its funny because the catalyst wasn't doing much dmg but you could just tell they were giving each other info in vocal because they did 0 ping and they always knew where there were enemies if one of them saw one the other knew instantlyI still don't get it. 4 days ago, i play gibby, i keep doing top 1/top 2/top 3 or top 15-20 (if the team trolling like now) but now its almost everytime a top 15-20 unless i push it but i usually just let myself die to ring because i don't want to run for 15 min for kps because they bots
new meta just dropped
been watching the last 30 minutes or so of ALGS, missed the last few days and then the fucking data harvesting (email verif) captcha was broken>all the based Jap/Kor teams went out in bracket stagegrim
>NA team called Wolves vs CN team called Wolves>both at the top >(also falcons being 14th LOL)does it get any more kino than this???>>3144996>guys dont you see how easy MnK is? we need more AA buffs to level the playing field!
gigabased wotsit match time... too bad it's on E-dickshit
The fact that Alliance is still dominating without effect goes to show how good of an IGL Hakis has been i post as they get eliminated on MP and hal starts to wake up
>>3145775>babson in ALGSwhaaaaa!?
>>3144551I just realised there's a black player on the Chinese wolves team too (Floating), i was so confused.
>>3146054you are what you pick (yeh you too, catalyst fags)
>Fuse >Path>SparrowLegend bans really are the best thing to happen to ALGS
>two full non-MP teams tearing eachother apartits ogre...
AAAAAAA ZER0 KIN0
THAT GAME WAS SO GOOD!!!!!The VSN zip line was actually a good play pathy just went solo too soon
Im so happy HAL is losing babs
>>3146150>3v3v3 final circle>MP team with high ground + building is foiled by semi kamikaze path/fuse team>last fight is won on 1hp by the underdogsi was thinking that would be a boring end, but in retrospect i think it was always gonna be in Team liquid's favour as soon as Path placed the zipline and put pressure on forged wolves
>>3146158nothing bad has ever happened from taking deals with the oil tribe
WGR win incoming
>>3146189FUCK
>>3146189Good timing on that post
zer0 malding
a bazed Aurora win (in that valk team shitshow) to get match point!!
HALsissies are getting so mad in these chats hahaha
Sweetdreams might actually be on suicide watch right now
>19thremember when our falcies were a superteam and not just group stage babbies?me neither>>3146227...that his bf is being violated infront of a big crowd
>Aurora/Alliance now both won a game and on MPThe eternal saviors of EVROPA
I want to fuck vikkikitty
>>3146257even when she slips out a redbull ad read in the middle of sex?
TL have got this in the bag already...
unc still got it
TL played insane they deserve it
IMPERIALKEK
>>3146290fuck off, Rhys
>>3146299
>>3146290i mean yeh, that crazy sikez 1v1 did keep the tournament alive, but what a fucking boring rigged circle to win on without any Valk teams to even contest it (and it ALWAYS happens on storm point)
ONTO JAPAN ‘PEXXBABS!
>>3146304IGLcucked
I’m 90% certain the Zones are rigged for ALGS btwOther than that I’m not sure. If the destroyer2009 hack revealed anything, it is that there are tools under the hood that can influence the match in real time.
>>3146442>>3146442>there are tools under the hoodgenuinely pls show proofs, i dont know about shit other than giving people stronger aim assist
This finally has aged somewhat poorly
>>3147345aged better than the falcons meme
what tournament did i miss?
>>3146442That final ring closing inside a building was really weird, I think it was match 7
>>3147683Why, the ALGS Split 2 playoffs in Las Vegas sponsored by Red Bull of course! (i didnt actually see or know much before the final, i think i missed the split 1 LAN too)
>>3146267more
>>3147770oh ok, wouldnt watch na hours anyway
another season i have to deal with bottomless batteries being in the lootpoolend my suffering
>>3147660yeah i did say it was only somewhat poorlyzer0 has made another two random teammates LAN champions
>>3148392*cracks open the old goonpex folder*
>>3150719you don't happen to have the mirror selfie where she's in a black sports bra do you?
>>3151327nyope
are we all superduper excited for the new season today?
>>3152476
>>3146255>literally no ingame notification that ALGS was on>not even for the finals or whateverThis esport is basically money laundering
>>3152476today is world of warcraft: forever launch.
what a shit season holy shit
Major Godzilla fan here. I don't play Apex but plan on downloading for the Godzilla stuff. How much would all of this cost? Should I expect to pay Overwatch prices or is it something more fair like Fortnite?
>>3154677The eternal consoomer
>>3154677Do not expect to get a single skinalso BRUH
>>3154756Why? Is it a gacha? If that's the case then I won't even bother
>>3154761By not getting a single skin, i mean if you buy 4 packs theres a much higher chance than you realise of getting almost nothingThis just my experience from the last year/6 months or so>Is it a gacha?well what do you think the packs are? yes, if they arent available also in the shop, but they might be right after the event.
>>3154677Why would you want this if you don't play apex?
>>3153726never understood the appeal theres so many other MMOs
>this season is nearly 100 days longgood thing GTA VI is out soon
>>3154955You underestimate just how much I love Godzilla.
>>3157354You have my respect Godzilla autistThe whole collection event is gonna cost you around $500You can buy the items individually or you can gacha roll them from the loot boxes, if you play during the event they’ll likely give you a free Godzilla themed lootbox
>>3157549$500 is my ballpark estimate though it could vary, considering how these will be ICONIC rarity rather than LEGENDARY
new edistrict is beyond ass
>>3157560Its more like 280. Idk where people keep getting 500 from. Just always do the 4 packs at the discounted rate until they disappear
yeah, I'm thinking they cookedhttps://youtu.be/Wb3rurFvECU
>>3159665Finally a good trailer that doesn't play (c)rap music
>>3159665Having an event on storm point for once is kino enough for me
Also the valk hapa cleavage coming out again in full force. very nice
it's a heckin based wattson/storm point season!! we're so back1!!>remembered they shipped her with Cryptoeww nevermind, shes a disgusting bugfucker hoe D:
They've definitely turned up the saturation to subtely manipulate you into thinking the game has changed more for the better
>>3164023Natalie is pure and asexual, Crypto is a khhv incel
>rank reset>play during the first days>teammates are actual baboonsI hate this
E-district is blue#bantheblue
I thought they were supposed to be adding new ranks like emerald. Is that next season?
>>3165937Yep
>>3164944Doing battlepass challenges in Wildcard at the end of the season has ruined every other mode for me. I can never go back to traditional a24 slowburn BR kino/hell.
Double wingman is ass
>>3170836Me, I'll be sticking with the single wingman
whats the fucking point of ranked for the first 2 weeks or month, everyone just beams you no matter what, idk what even happened to mediocre/shit players, they only ever seem to be on my team
>Ranked>hotdrop, instadeath>hotdrop, instadeath>hotdrop, instadeath, but this time i decide to run off and craft banner... then basically instadeath vs next squad we fight>Wildcard>win first match with Conduit and Newcastle>play some mixtape after and log offWow, so the solo queuers that actually know how to hurt the enemies while keeping eachother alive are playing wildcard for some reason? I guess they also got sick of nigger infested ranked queues.Guess i'm a wildcard chad now then... never again shall i be subjected to discord duos and a perpetually rigged system, which also for some reason attracts massive retards (because ranked is LARP for shitters ig)
huh, opened 3 purple packs, got 3 of the same skin
>>3172751Speaking of Conduit, I've been playing her lately and she seems very good, especially as a solo. Very little downtime in fights, purple perk basically adds 1/3 to everyone's max health at any time even while fighting, jammers can block a push or burn rats. If she had a special revive gimmick like lifeline/newc/mirage do, she'd be completely busted
I wish ranked was actually based on rank instead of MMR>t. Solo Q’er in plat 3 getting in pred lobbies
>>3173002But IDK that might be anti-semitic to get rid of SBMM and MMR
>>3172841Shes really effective in wildcard but it feels a waste to pick sometimes in ranked
>mute all incoming voice chat >gameplay dialogue to critical only much better
>>3176652MOZAMBIQUE HERE
6 fucking event packs and all I get is purple shit. I get fucked EVERY event. I've never gotten an iconic skin and I almost never even get a legendary anymore.
>>3179409Yeah it's a scam but if you aren't spending money on it you still win over the pay pigs regardless of what you get
Why are you still playing this shit?Are you dumb?
>>3179771what else is there to play, all the other FPS' are so shit.
>>3180181You should just quitUnless you still find it fun. Although in this game you just get beamed by trash players using aim assist on a controller
>>3180433Even without aim assist, controller is pretty bonkers with these newer shooters. They have insane responsiveness now with gen 2 tmr sticks. Mouse lasers can't compare to FUCKING MAGNETS.
>>3180690eh I just treat the whole game as a mini game and only play wildcard
>>3180433It was pretty eye opening to play on controller for awhile. I suck absolutely shit at controller but randomly the aim assist just locked directly onto a player and I full beamed him.I took from it that you just have to play careful all the time. If you ever are moving in a straight line in the open you can just instantly die
>>3181181Serpentine quickly and you can dodge most controllers at range
>>3181312What do you mean by most controllers?
>>3181181Yeah I don't understand roller gameplay at allYou're like shit for 95% of situations. You can't even snipe and poke. But every now and then you just one clip people
I don't understand why people play Ranked as a POI looting simulator. Like either rat/position yourself around the ring or hunt people for KP. But don't try to blockade a building on a caustic at first round it makes no sense.Yesterday i had random mates but was dishing 4k dmg every game on sweaty lobbies carrying my mates, simply because they were either hunting enemies with me, or trying to stay alive.Today guess what i barely dish out 200 dmg, why? because my mates aren't playing for kills or position, they are playing to loot, and those guys are the worst because they always be late or they will be too scared to lose their loot! Really the most frustrating experienced compared to your standard non-br fpsPeople are literally trying to do 3 POI despite having everything, they just looking for a red barrel or some useless shit
I been noting and i have an approx estimate of like 50-60% duo out of like 90 gamesIs this normal? this is the most frustrating part, either they are at your level and you can play, but 95% of the time they are playing POI simulator and are scared to take any fight, or try to take fight ONLY if they will LOOSE IT (like they will fight once its a 1v2, but never if its a 2v1 i'm not kidding)
>>3179771Apex is great
When will they implement a fucking soloq, i start back the game after 5h and i'm greeted by a fucking clueless duo, second game another duo (i'm on loading)Should i just smurf at this point or is ranked matchmaking 60-70% duo for everyone at this point? this is getting ridiculous, i never seen this complaint on reddit. Dude stop fucking matching me with one dude discovering the game and one subpar retard. I don't want to follow them outside of the ring for no reason
you can tell how much someone plays wildcard by how op they think caustic is because they just keep charging into the same building filled with gas barrels over and overcaustic is an IQ test if you think he's op you're just stupid
>>3176652Never done this because im not retarded/autistic.
>>3182751because hunting enemies as an aimlet/movementcel just gets you uno reversed these daysIts why there can be such a stark difference in the kind of players in ranked especially, with harsh negative vs positive feedback loops. Certain playstyles are rewarded more or only if you play as a team, so noob soloqueuers will probably learn to play more patient and keep enemies at arms length compared to discord duos/trios (not necessarily that much more skilled, just coordinated). Loot goblins just wait for the ring to get smaller and poke at enemies/rats with their backs turned to them and thats what gets them success and every other situation they get melted into soap and have to spectate a wraith player for 5 minutesBest thing they could have done is have soloq lobbies but now the game is too dead for that
>>3184029Especially these days where you have tons of breakable windows for sightlinesHonestly, retards like that are what keep wattson such a fun pick for more skilled players. So easy to bait retards with traps and nades
>>3184248the average random teammate is a retarded and autistic mouth breather who's only coms are the sound of their vape sizzling or them raging at you for their shitty plays at least when I play on NA servers that is
>Godzillaslop has its own battle pass>forced to do challenges to access the loot This game is nigger
>>3184304Better not poking at all and just take a good position then. The "bad" mates are always poking from outside the ring, and too long. Imo you either poke from a safe spot and reposition, or you swing in asap and get out. In between will just net you a third party and with how fast the ttk is you are dead meatThere is also the cover/high ground problem: instead of scouting or going into high ground, they are front lining enemies on blue armor. People just don't realize how unforgiving the game is rn, any "decent" mnkr aimer or "normal" controller (aim assist) will one clip you in 1 sec if they see you
>>3186574you are fully retarded
>>3184547950 coins for... a prowler skin... and god forbid if anyone wants the troon skin too>>3186574>People just don't realize how unforgiving the game is rnWell, naturally the avg noob who do notice just stopped playingWhich means you are left with people who distract themselves with 'loot/revive goblin tech' and accept their inevitable destruction as fodder for the last 5 or so squads, and refuse to play the game any other way
this godzilla mode is really fun ngl
>>3187913I mean its cool but there really isnt much to it except... Godzilla... and voice lines for (im assuming) most if not every character, for some reasonStill better than the BF6 update
>"wow i genuinely cant fathom how you got 0 kills when you camped and ratted all match in WILDCARD"
>>3183463people are playing duos in higher ranks hoping to get a cheater teammate running a titan or something as cheaters are more obvious if they 3 stack they will soloq to avoid being banned
Schizopost incoming CROSSPLAY IS SECRETLY ENABLED IN RANKED No way in hell these niggers have rare gamertags in consolekek lobbies whilst having less than 5k career kills. Multiple times in a row I’ve gotten teammates that show the PC icon after I leave the game and return to lobby. They’re usually running around with Havoc rifles that have 2x4 scopes and are default skins. I know that they’ve added crossplatform to Public Lobbies. I’m convinced they merged the playerbases simply because Respawn Entertainment knows NOBODY wants to play this cheater infested shithole game and the investors are seething at the Quarterly earnings reports.>inb4 consolekek
>>3190629they are using jailbroken switch consoles to use full cheats like wall hacks, aimbot or mnk input with 0.6 aim assist etc
>>3190629is it just possible that its even easier to cheat (or get away with it) on console? with all the controller bs there is + >>3190741 what this anon said>>3183463I'm used to it by now atleast, my only antidote is to play less ranked in order to stay sane. No longer shall my cortisol be repeatedly spiked.
