>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. Registration begins October 27th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.app>Free Scout Stock is applicable if:If it is your first time logging in during the eventTrainers can use all the free 10x scouts accumulated each day throughout the event up to that point.Example: If you do not log in between 10:00 p.m., Oct 20 and 2:59 p.m., Oct 25 (UTC), and log in for the first time at 3:00 p.m., Oct 25 (UTC), you can use 6 free 10x scouts on the Spotlight Pretty Derby Scout.>Free Scout Stock is not applicable if:If you do not log in during the event, and then log in after the event has endedIf it is not your first time logging in during the event>When can I log in?OCT 25 08:00AM (PDT)OCT 25 09:00AM (MDT)OCT 25 10:00AM (CDT)OCT 25 11:00AM (EDT)OCT 25 03:00PM (GMT)OCT 25 03:00PM (UTC)OCT 25 04:00PM (CET)OCT 25 05:00PM (CEST)OCT 25 11:00PM (AWST)OCT 26 02:00AM (AEDT)Previous Thread: >>3097610
Getting a beef and cheddar after work
>overshooting because muh cygamesnigga i won't listen to you and miss a set of dailies
Pandora LOVE
>>3099611I prefer the chicken bacon swiss
>>3099611Ill buy a packaged burrito and hamburger from a local equivalent of 7/11 and drink beer
Why are Americans like this
>>3099602Thanks for the heads up!
>>3099602Actually genuinely helpful because I 100% would have logged in at banner reset forgetting that the daily reset is when the free rolls are given out.
going to culvers and getting a butter burger
>>3099629My culture is not your larp!!!
how many clubs are going to fall out of A rank because of freeloaders?
>>3099636
>>3099643Not me, leave them to me
>>3099643Hopefully the one i personally dislike, and not the ones im neutral to
>>3099643None of them, all the clubs are doing fine
>>3099640Do Americans really eat a stick of butter in a burger?
Any one up to host some rooms?
>>3099640How do we feel about Freddie's?
>>3099644
>>3099649Not looking good for /v/mers!
Is there a SINGLE more fraudulent card than Agnes tachyon. She straight up refuses to give me unstoppable
>>3099657All this bitch does is give me +4 hints for medium skills.
>>3099649>separating /vg/ and /v/ clubsWhy cant we play nice
>>3099650Oh but it's okay when the French eat a whole stick of butter on a baguette with ham
>>3099650offsets all the corn syrup
>>3099649>/herse/ falling below /v/agabondholy fuck man
>>3099653Bro eats at Freddy Fazbears Pizza
>>3099659Cuz we are separate retard-kun.
>>3099663Tbf, /v/agabond has been up lately
>>3099649So funny how several "people" try to force club drama here and it never works
>>3099659inb4 this gets 17 (You)s and derails the thread completely
>>3099649>barely above 500>a singular clubOooof
>FAST LEARNER>CHARMING
>>3099653I think it's better than culvers. The fries actually have some seasoning on them.
>>3099649I have more fans by myself this month than Horse MD and my club is still only B+
>>3099659i will give you a (you) to derail the thread completely
>>3099670ANON NO DONT POST ABOUT YOUR RUN
>>3099667I think because most normal people dont give a fuck about "how the other clubs are doing". Or, frankly, dont care about whole three pulls per month
>successfully mutated my end>only Tachyon finished the chain>the only gold I can't use Cards you own should 100% finish I paid for these
>>3099671Nobody eats Culver's fries that's what the curds are for
>>3099670How many support chains do you think will finish? Or should I say chain?
*steals your plat*
Man I love boobs
>>3099683As expected of a mexican (from Kentucky)
>>3099683I have never and will never lost to El KWABdor Caca
>>3099683*steals your heart*
>>3099687Shes actually Peruvian I think
Pace Machan bros, what are you guys borrowing?
>>3099691Song(and name) is from PeruCharacter is from the USLarps as a MexicanAn unholy combination if I say so myself
>>3099691that's where the poem the name comes from is
>>3099686one of these is not like the other
>>3099691Even if you put a gun to my head i would not be able to point to Peru on a map. I genuinely have no clue where it is
Are Mexicans Latinos? Mexico is not in south america and el condor pasa says she has Latina blood
>>3099683Me watching my pasa in the finalshttps://youtu.be/UJC91C6KvYY
>>3099703yes
>>3099701Next to Ecuador and Bolivia
>>3099703Si
Brat acquired.
>>3099691El is too white to be El PeruANO
>>3099704For me there is something uniquely relaxing about peruvian flute
>>3099710How good is this sweep sex card. I still need to do my end closer but im flatlining
Mexicans are Latinx
>>3099683just take it I don't need that mickey mouse trophy
>>3099715>Preemptively copingWhy
>>3099682Won't matter. No rainbow.
>>3099714>racism outside of /b/
Why the FUCK didn't they release KS miracle with this CM
>>3099712Flutes are quite relaxin, aye.https://youtu.be/xEwg1yXFR9c
>Do 10 publics>Win 10 publicsIM GONNA MAKE IT
>>3099711oh my god I just realized that you can link that fucker to El and therefore to der/v/ pedo jokes their danchou really thought about everything
>>3099717no reason to raise your cortisol over something you can't influence the results of
>>3099727Kinda based ngl
>>3099727that's every cm
Be honest anon, have you forgiven golshi for the early CM rapes?
How do you guys end up getting 4000 SP?
>>3099727based enlightened anon
I want to play the fucking game.
>>3099733my work did pay off big time for the last two CMs because they weren't slop races
>>3099741noone says that in GL
>>3099734I still think she's one of the most masculine umas and unattractive. maybe if she took off the tard helmet more often.
>>3099734The only Goldshi CM I lost was CM1. Somehow my Pace chaser have won all the Goldshi cups
>>3099738By moochin off whales
>>3099738Spam hint lessons and use good parents.
>>3099734I had to spark the sexshi alt but she won me plat so I can't complain.
>>3099734I liked golshi cup that was my first victory
>>3099744
>>3099602Thank you for the login times!
>>3099746What the hell's this goofy ahh deck
>>3099749There were like 4 golshi cups
>>3099697>Song(and name) is from PeruDid Araki name this horse?
>>3099734Forgiven?Neigha, who do you think was doing the raping?
I need someone to slime bakushin right fucking now, give me IHS you damn bitch
>>3099683GAPPED and PLAPPED by Nishino and Oguri in every way
>>3099760Frauds and bums
>>3099758best I can do is IBS
>>3099761no need to insult mexicans like that
I NEED URGENT HELP I LOGGED IN AND IM AT THE SCREEN CAN I STILL EXIT AND GET MY GIBS?
I'm scared of not wanting to play the game again after the 5 days
>>3099767I am PRETTY SURE that you need to click on the main screen for it to count
>>3099767
>>3099767GET THE FUCK OUT ANON DON'T CL8CK ANYTHING, IF IT CONNECTS YOU DIE
>>3099767Yes
>>3099758From my own testing IHS and Breeze is not worth it unless you have those already in your kit and have already reduced their cost with books, the brick card hurts too much and the skills are expensive when you have to buy better golds.
>>3099767bricked
Im missing out on fatwa shoes right now....
>>3099767you can be at the login screen but don't actually log in, as long as you don't see the New Banner ad ingame then you're good.
>>3099779Fatwa is so fucking ugly I am glad I am not farming her
>>3099774Im running 20% speed umas though...I do it for the groundwork
>all these penny pinchers getting jittery
How does the 60/40 or 50/50 rolls thing work for non flatliners?
Why do we have an anti-Scarlet schizo?
So dreary. It's dreary maxing bwos...
A /v/ma anon accidentally played umamusumeThis is what happened to his pancreas
why would you even start the game if you're deliberately not playing it
Do we only have 4 newmas left?>Helios>Hokko>Windy>CB
>>3099774I used bakushin because I can't be bothered to do bespoke groundwork+head-on loopa just for sprintsloppa
>>3099794Habit
>>3099790Not everything is a schizo
>>3099801Sorry, I meant faggot.
I am genuinely shocked Cygames took the financial hit to refund everyone for the concert
>>3099805To keep good will yeah. Pretty good stuff from them.
>>3099805That's how you know they fucked up big time.
>>3099805It must have been an absolutely colossal fuckup on their part.
>>3099805they think concertlarpers are the ones who buy carat packs
>>3099785did he dieded?
>>3099805We'll look at the caveats first but takes balls to have that level of responsibility
>>3099807I wonder what ended up happening with the visas in the end.
>>3099813Nah, he had From the Brink.
WHY ISN'T THE 25TH YET
Anons I think there's weebs on this train what do I do?
>>3099790Do we? I thought we loved (masturbating to) her.
>>3099805The visa fuckery probably wasn't on them but they did only drop the announcement that the concert wasn't happening like 2 days before. That's not enough time to cancel a vacation, some were already here.
>>3099805They absorbed the loss directly to maintain trust with their player base, its a great move from them. Venue insurance does not cover those kinds of expenses.
>>3099813in india you die only if you fail izzat saving throw
I'm just done training for end closer this CM. It's like the 4th consecutive run where CB didn't even finish her chain
>>3099826I didn't say he doesn't masturbate to her
>>3099823Fart as hard and loud as you can
>>3099823Show off your club
>>3099823Get the bat.
Is kitasan a generalist or a medium merchant?
>>3099840Blanco is primarily a medium merchant but she can be a generalist
>>3099836>>3099837I didn't bring the bat
>>3099840Generalist that is particularly good in mediums.
I am begging cygames to let me finish my chains.
>Typically a front runner player>Didn't budget for Kitasan white and VFujinAm i bricked.
>>3099850You can ticket kitasan blanco during anni
>>3099850trainees are cheap as hell what's the problem
Whats the point of the sprint only recoveries
It's a "My oshi is Bourbon (but only the Valentine's version)" situation. They're fronts with training wheels. Kita is a great parent so hopefully you've made some sickass Seiuns.
>>3099860>My oshi is Bourbon (but only the Valentine's version)What if my Oshi is Clanker but I waited for her valentines alt to use her
Did they give any apolocarats?
>>3099819>he doesn't have a stasis chamberlollmao even
>>3099805They have plenty of dosh so it's unlikely to affect their bottom line in the slightest methinks. What's even the capacity of the venue? We have some people who flew out, how much did you spend on travel/lodging/the ticket itself? Multiply that by however many tickets got sold and you have a rough estimate for how big the hit really was.
Just did my dailies
>>3099862>What if my Oshi is Clanker but I waited for her valentines alt to use herThen you are a metachasing fag that never cared about her
>>3099865How are you posting if you're in stasis
>>3099850How? Front players didn't even need to buy any cards except Maru, are you pulling umas you don't even use again?
Hey it's the LA river. With water!
TP refills when
>>3099869thank you for your hard work
>>3099876This looks worse than a Gmod map, do people actually live here?
Uma stan please
Sprint sparks are absurdly uncommon i hate farming parents
I should have just flatlined along with the others. Training for sprint is a breeze but fucking cards wont even start or finish their chains this is so frustrating. Getting great stats but missing an essential skill is such a mood killer.
Can i run wolf Brian at all on mediums?
>>3099819Have patience anon. All good things come to those who wait.
>>3099877Buy carats
HEY ANON! I KNOW YOU'RE PLAYING THE GAME!!!! TP CHECK
>>3099879Typically people don't live in abandoned jailhouses no.
>>3099871I'm not, I need that shard to make sure Ramonu doesn't brick my account
Why's no one running nakadashi for nothing ventured?
>>3099888Is this sloppa?
>>30998910
>>3099876Oh shit, is the car meetup building from GTA Online
>>3099805I wonder who will take responsibiriti and commit career seppuku for this
>ANOTHER FUCKING DOUBLE DEBUFF NIGGER IN PUBLICS>HE DOESN'T EVEN WIN
>>3099891What game? There is no game
Windy!
>>3099895>extremely clean>but zero care in the detailsnow you'll always be able to spot sloppa
>>3099895When in doubt
>>3099895Duh
You're welcome dan chode
There's a disproportionate amount of cow umas when compared to flat umas.
First go at Pearly, anything I should change with the deck?I've been thinking on borrowing Finemo instead of Tachy and replacing Daiwa with SR Sweep
>>3099914Good
hey anon in LA I am hunting you down like Alex on that one thread
>>3099914>Still no B100 Give us more until they do it
>>3099915You dont have SSRs so youre more or less cooked, thats decent enough.
>>3099915>Having to borrow tachyonMAN that sucks
>>3099915f2pGOD...
>>3099925Which horse is worthy as the first B100 anyway
>>3099932Skibidi Rizz
>>3099657Tosen, My Way.
>>3099932Idk Equinox? Deep Impact? Idc just break the ceiling
>>3099926No its not, its not UG, so I have to keep working>>3099928It does, no Tachy, no Finemo, Finemo one kinda hurts the most, but we roll with the punches here
Why is literally no one using or talking about biko, she was all the rage way back when
>>3099932One that's 145cm tall
>>3099941Plan X SUCKS
Cheer halo is so fucking good in this track. I am shocked
>>3099945yeah, me
>>3099906the seiun face is not slopa, it's a cut from an anime screenshot, the pose is also cut from other asset that was not slopa, then put together and cleaned by AI, is it slopa?
>>3099948Is she worth using as late? I dont have Mistah Shee Bee
>>3099887You can do whatever you want if you have her. Is it worth it?Well her ult is equal to or worse than regular Brian's outside of Longs, barring the easier activation conditions. It's 0.35 velocity for 5 seconds if you're 4th or better on a late race corner. Regular's is 0.35/0.45 velocity for 5 seconds if you pass someone who's closer to the rail on the final corner or later in Late Race. I will say Blaze is less likely to get eaten by the accel zone on some Mediums.One of her gold skills doesn't work since it's Long only. And she doesn't get Lone Wolf which is sad. But Hot Pursuit is probably more reliable value than Beeline Burst since it can give carryover or just push you up.
>>3099941She's still a good statstick but we have access to good gold skills on decent cards now.
>>3099952Obviously yes
>>3099921whomst
>>3099954You can run her as late yeah, lower ceiling tho imo.
>>3099950bono is such a cutiepie
>>3099941outdated card
When's the Santa Anita stuff again?
>*Is a major gaslight*
>>3099966she's probably the most forgotten oldma /here/
>>3099979Zephyr is not THAT bad, ambitious breeze is cracked.
>>3099921Catch me if you can. I need a drink.
>>3099983You mean Hishi Amazon
>>3099983Few waifufags and the fatfags/sizefags are (thankfully) mostly quiet
>>3099952It's sloppa because of AI's involvement...
Does daiwa major have any chance at coming to the game?
>>3099987I can already tell those posters are made with AI
>>3099988didn't she win someone's plat last cm
>>3099988Hishi Amazon lost her Rule34 place as the first uma porn.Oguri Cap ended up being first. Fat fuck ate Amazon's tag.
>>3099988Amaposters will show up anytime you start talking about Brownfus.
>>3099997Hishi Amazon is actually 3/3 in terms of plat wins. Someone made a whole list.
>>3099999I WOULD post some Ama, but the image id like to share is too nsfw for this thread
Nanoganda: Part Two soon....
Why did people roll for the alts already, even if you're not flatlining. There's free rolls coming
>>3100004>neighas are forgetting the old art of catboxing
>>3100005You can tell me to roll for tits, thats quite agreeable. But for alt of tits i already have? Thats absurd.
>>3100004Catbox it
>>3100004And that's based really
>>3100002Post the full list
>>3099649
Remember anon, she will inherit the EarthSun Tzu said that
>>3100008Does Catbox still work? Even before the PHP incident, it was barely working. It didn't give me URLs for 3 days straight.
>>3099994It's almost certainly not happening unless Cygames someday gets permission to use Kaneko's horsesIf they had any intention of adding more horses from the 2004 gen without also having King Kamehameha and Deep Impact, they surely would've at least alluded to Major existing in the uma world by now
>>3100016BRAVO KOJIMA
>>3099713Ruby is better if you can use her without nuking your stats.
>>3100016i say this
>>3100008>>3100012Im speaking about the fact that its /v/ma, not that its a blue board. I wouldnt care at all and just post in if it was a gacha thread on /v/, for example.
>>3100017And he knows a little more than you do pal, because he invented it! And then perfected it in the track of honor!
>>3100023>RubyPlease no, not again.
>>3100031>kills_you.gif
>>3099767ANOTHER ONE
I NEED MY SCHIZOID ALIEN WIFE RIGHT NOW
all of the best umas have a little bit of schizophrenia
>>3100036>my wife? christmas oguri
>>3100032>>3100031
>>3100037trvke
Has the gang beast stuff been subbed to English yet?
>>3100031>He thought he could run from the rich child
I don't think I will come back after the break
>>3100005As a propagandist of part one, I have something super special planned. Actually I need to start cooking soon, I can't believe the banner is in 2 weeks.
>>3100015Umas that won all 3 CMs>Admire Vega>Daiwa Scarlet>Fine Motion>Hishi Amazon>King Halo>Manhattan Cafe>Mayano Top Gun>Meisho Doto>Mejiro Dober>Narita Brian>Narita Taishin>Oguri Cap>Rice Shower>Satono Diamond>Seiun Sky>Sweep Tosho>Tamamo Cross>Tokai TeioUmas that won 2/3 CMs>Agnes Digital>Air Shakur>Aston Machan>Biwa Hayahide>Curren Chan>Fuji Kiseki>Grass Wonder>Kawakami Princess>Maruzensky>Matikanefukukitaru>Mejiro Bright>Mejiro McQueen>Mejiro Palmer>Mihono Bourbon>Nice Nature>Sakura Chiyono O>Silence Suzuka>Smart Falcon>Special Week>Symboli Rudolf>TM Opera O>Tosen Jordan>Vodka>Yukino BijinUmas that won only one CM>Agnes Tachyon>Air Groove>Copano Rickey>Eishin Flash>El Condor Pasa>Gold City>Gold Ship>Hishi Akebono>Inari One>Ines Fujin>Kitasan Black>Matikanetannhauser>Mejiro Ardan>Mejiro Ryan>Nakayama Festa>Nishino Flower>Seeking the Pearl>Super Creek>Taiki Shuttle>Yamanin Zephyr>Zenno Rob RoyUmas that have not won a CM>Bamboo Memory>Haru Urara>Sakura Bakushin O>Winning Ticket>Wonder Acute>Yaeno Muteki
>>31000512 weeks? Fuck man. I need to lock in.
>>3100055I have not won a single GL CM
>>3099979But she's mega fucking hot
>>3100044sir there's no uma in your schizophrenia
>>3100051I'll do all I can to make her queen.And then I'll do all I can to make Falcon queen, even if I have to mutate her over and over again.
>>3100055Its fucking crazy to me that despite being /v/ma won. Yaeno is NEVER seen in CMs or practice rooms
>>3100046Episode 1 has been, a day agohttps://youtu.be/fkzzQLYPFwg
>>3100065Ive tried with falco, even my strongest falcos always fall short. Its difficult
If i wanna mutate BNW to sprinters....what deck and position do I even run for biwa?
instead of gang beast we should have gang bang
>>3100073Pace or Front
>>3100075Mayano...
>>3100075/v/mapyoi...
>>3100073Pace, and use christmas
>>3100070>it's difficultFor sure, but having two or three Falcons in each stakes room gives her better odds
>>310008218 falco steaks when?
>>3100078Mayano would not say tha-
>>3100055I find it cute that certain non-meta umas like Sweep, Dober and Dia are ALWAYS in practice rooms and always win plats. It's nice that people win w their favs.
>>3100075>>3088816
>>3100059Based. Let's cook OC propaganda together Anon>>3100065Heck yeah I'm rolling for her too but i'm not the best front trainer. I'm mostly a pace/late normie.
instead of gang beasts they should play cave story
>>3100066Unironically born in the wrong era.
>>3100090Im not the best frontard either, not gonna lie idk how they do it. That shit is difficult as hell
End closers have quietly been dominant for p much all the CMs post CB haven't they? When's their next buff
I don't understand why completely randomly my pace chasers get stuck at 7th or 6th and insta die
How many power sparks do u neighas use to hit 1200 pow
How did you do on the total 4chan and uma blackout fellow drawbros? I actually managed to finish some stuff
>no head on>no sprint S>that fuckin speedPasa i hate you so goddamn much
>>3100104I just grab all the power songs as soon as I can.
>>3100107Why would you hate her? It's the parents' fault (and Tachyon's if you don't have Head-On sparks).
>>3100106I posted a shitpost 2 days ago of oguri eating the servers and made progress on some bobo and some oguri stuff, I was remarkably productive.
only 52 hours of flatlining left
>>3100092Damn the game design is genius
>>3100111She didnt wish hard enough for parents to trigger anon. Time to deport her to glueland
>>3100111Ah yes my 300 affinity parents are at fault and not this dumbass Latina only good for her body
>>3100116Based, it was hilarious
>>3100123That neigha w the red is unironically fresh as fuck.
>>3100106I started drawing dirter stuff.
>>3100106I'm looking good but I'm not the best at shading butts. Also have been posting and shitposting too much I need to lock in.>>3100124I wuv it
>>3100104I can consistently reach 1200 with 3 speed cards and 6 power sparks
>>3100128is that an euphemism for anal?
>>3100104This pasa i made? >>3100107 zero.Zero power sparks.
>>3100133I think he means our dear dirtoids
>>3100131How's your suzucute holding up?
>>3100133No, try i find that stuff gross. Just a dirter uma shitpost
>>3100055Fun race allowing only the 6 unloved umas when?
How's Fuji doing in rooms?
>>3100143KEK Host it
>>3100146Pretty good, she's not like super elite but she is strong.
>>3100150Which version? And who are the elites?
>>3100055I hope someone else keeps teio's streak going because I won't
>>3100156Camping Taiki and El Condor Pasa are the standouts, with Machan, Oguri and Nishino also being super strong.
>>3100161>Sprint TeioHopefully no one is doing this.
>>3100169Dang I only have 2 of those, that sucks
>>3100169To add on this anon, King alt and Taishin are also rampaging in rooms if you do ends.
>>3100140Without groundwork and sprint S, I'm afraid she's glue. She still manages to win sometimes though. Not sure if sprint A is a gaslight or if the lack of groundwork is killing her. I'll just make another one.It might also be that fronts are pretty bad in sprints. Frankly, it's not looking good...
>>3100161I expect a lot of the streaks to end with sprint, i can only see sweep, oguri and maya keeping a perfect record.
>>3100182Runaway or non runaway?
>>3100185>newmas
>>3100186Non runaway
>>3100184King will easily get this too. Truly first rate
>>3100186oonige sucks in sprints. the early race is too short to build a lead.
>>3100182Both of those are killing her imo, exp sprint A.Also unrestrained isnt good for this track.
Hmmm, seems you've grown. If just a little. Have it your way, young toreina959063029590630295906302
>>3100198This, unrestrained sucks on straight tracks
>>3100199I did owl father hitless, now I have to unlock inner-father
>Just realized my flatlining could be all for nothing if I don't get kitaSuddenly im fucking terrified
>>3100199>grinded out groundworks and uma stan on allOooof
>>3100206Y-Your spark?
>>3100206At least you realized you're retarded unlike most of you
>>3100169>>3100180Is neither Curren standing out? That's such a shame I thought she was supposed to be great
>>3100066Medium pace chaser specialist in the era of debuffslop endcloser/front runner.
Can't wait for a non-flatliner to get both Dia and Kita from the free pulls and a flatliner to get only one after sparking.
>>3100213Theyre okay and good as a partner uma to an oguri for instance because you can intimidate the other pacers.
>>3100213coal curren is good... as a debuffer
>>3100206He’s terrified and his speech is silly !
>>3100219Is WCurren seriously not good as an Ace? What's the point
>>3100222You pad out your other aces and she wins once in a while
>>3100213Curren Black is mogging my entire team right now, she did well in rooms too. Innate Turbo Sprint is nice, and her unique is good too. Default Curren is more meh
>>3100199It breaks my heart...but I'm putting you down!252865632528656325286563>>3100208They're beta versions that suck (to my standards) but just doing some preliminary testing. I shan't let my rivals catch up to my plats.
>>3100218One of my clubmates got Kita in 10 tickets. Another got Kita with a daily paid pull
>>3100222She's excellent as an ace.
>>3100225So, how many plats you got right now
>>3100066I would run her if I had her
>>3100228I lost count after 12, I think 15
>>3100231Yeah checks out
Cant wait to get only 1-2* on the uma free rolls!
Japanese trainer meet up at Peacock Theater today at 5pm local
>>3100231Dang. Brian robbed me of my 15th.
>>3100227>>3100224>>3100220>>3100223I don't know what to believe anymore
>>3100225>Sprint S diffedACK964879529648795296487952
>>3100222She’s good, calm down lol
>>3100238Nah she's good fr. Test her out
>>3100238She good, not the greatest and she helps the greats. What else you want
>>3100238Shes unironically good.
>>3100238>Believing random fags on the internetvs>Believing in HOPE
Where are the good king halo borrows....
>>3100238The people saying she’s bad are kinda retarded. She’s not the BEST pace chaser in this race but she’s certainly competitive. My experiences line up with this as do the Haku aggregates. She has innate sprint corners, innate Turbo Sprint, and a well timed alt that kicks off in late race. She’s really quite good, just not Camping Taiki levels but that doesnt mean you cant win with her against the top threats. She can definitely win, anyone saying otherwise is talking out their ass.
>>3100248"Hope" is censored in group chat, therefore Umamusume is a Doomchad game
>>3100249They don't exist.>t.has a bad halo on borrow
>>3100240INFINITE POTENTIAL641723416417234164172341
Is the turf s thing a gaslight from sloptubers?
>>3100249There are no good Sprint borrows just like there are no good Dirt borrows
>>3100249>>3100259I'l put up a good dirt borrow in a week or so. What uma you need exacly?
>>3100258It's nice to have like usual but distance S is always the priority.
>>3100258I dont watch sloptubers. I dont know what “the turf S thing” even means.Yes, Turf S is good, but it’s not a brick if you dont have it. It’s more power which means more acceleration and acceleration and power are important in sprint. Id say Sprint S still has more value.
>>3100256Pacebros....did we get too cocky?563242035632420356324203
>>3100253How much do these things go for i want one
>>3100251I'm just very worried because I don't have any of the turbometa options. And I do mean none of them
No sprint S = Brick right?
>>3100267>>3100256>>3100240>>3100225Fellow end trainers.Here is the Taishin ID if you want to make a similar one.She doesnt use Sweep SSR or the King Halo inherit yet is competitive.64172341
>>3100272Yeppers
>>3100274Oh wait a second, thats the race idThis is the Taishin partner ID, you can see her as practice partner, deck and all.632289754
>>3100272yeah, i fell for the "sprint A is toootally okay" gaslight and I regret it
>>3100271El is right there. Black Curren is good. Have you not even gotten started on your team? Also>worrying over sprintcasinoYou’re really not supposed to get invested in sprint due to its randomness. Do your best but you are already seem frantic for no real reason. I could lie to you right now and say Curren is horrible and you have zero chance of winning. You gonna break down and cry? How about you just do your best and stop worrying so much.
I've got 20 bronze get on my level
>>3100284>sprintcasinoTruly
nyo...
>>3100277This has always been a copeHOWEVERif there is one time to cope with distance A, it is during Sprint. Doesnt mean its ideal or good, but it is far less damaging than say, medium or long A.
>>3100294Her tits are humongous and bigger than dotos so its okay
>>3100267I showed you mercy and you mistook it for weakness. Now I'll show you strength and you may mistake it for brutality994880169948801699488016
>>3100284>El is right thereI don't have enough Sprint sparks to make it work>you are already seem frantic for no real reason.Sorry, I just like taking it seriously, my bad
>>3100297>bigger than dotosThey aren't tho...
Ideally turf S and sprint S would be best. You really want ss with all umas
>>3100297Are they actually bigger than dotos? This was analyzed by the science department right.
>>3100301Flash.....
>>3100302>>3100297Peer reviewed for future reference
>>3100298THE QUEEN DESCENDS293839732938397329383973
FUCK ZUMASAnd FUCK RICERS
Im gonna try archive hunting. I'm pretty sure our local science department anon did the comparison with the models
I'll try asking again to get a more conclusive answer, End Hishiama or Late Oguri? Purely in terms of what could make me win more
>>3100317Pace or late oguri anon
>>3100317Late Oguri, but end hishiama means you're cooler.
>>3100317To win more you go Oguri, but that means your soul level downgrades to almost 0.
>>3100320I already have 2 Pacers decided
>>3100327Make an end oguri then and put up turbo sprint on her.
>>3100312What if my entire team was TRAPPED AND BETRAYED in the hyperbolic pace chaser blob chamber.
>have good aces who win frequently but none of them are monsters>can't bring myself to fish for the giga highroll/fast learner runThere's still so much time before the CM am i bricking myself?
bruh
>>3100330>7 End + 10 SprintAbsolutely not lmao, it's late or pace, I don't have that kind of time
>>3100313Imagine driving this to your corporate job
>>3100335
ReminderNingen>St LiteDonna>St LiteDoto>DonnaUmas are still unsurpassed in the cow department
>>3100344This is what I come here for.
>>3100331Thanks for the rooms bwo
>>3100331Oh wait, I forgot to post the code517807455178074551780745Whoops
>>3100348Youre welcome! And I'm not your >bwo
>>3100335ALWAYS assume that they shall rush
Faggots will see this and say "kill yourself nigger"
>>3100355
>>3100363Kill yourself pig fucker
>>3100331First rate win for a first rate uma from a first rate trainer on a first rate track on a first rate style3124701231247012312470123 more! I need to give these jobbers sprint S
>>3100335>Rushed chance even at 1200 wit is about 10%>Restraint only knocks it down 3%Shit's fucked brehs
>>3100363kill yourself nigger
>>3100369Can't wait to race against my rivals again when I come back from the break. Just you wait
>>3100363Cute but boobs are too small
>>3100311>Still in Love is in the flat fuck club with McQueen, Suzuka, and Cafewtf I want to stick my dick in crazy now??
>>3100363Live to post more white man
>>3100376Bro Still is smoking hot
>>3100375To be fair Biwa is a real titty monster and very few irl girls will be able to match those without some trickery like pads
>>3100341you'd get a promotion
Look at this if you are at your jobhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDMPUChuWt0
>>3100369F E A S T550699945506999455069994
>>3100380How big is biwa again, I dont have her
>>3100106I worked in my OCma finally, really its me retooling the only OC I have into an uma and sticking with it, but its turned out great, even if the design is a little donut steel
>>3100393BIGwa HUGEhyde, she is top 5 in every category
>>3100388Man backliners are scary.166668481666684816666848Last
>>3100401>top 5>clearly 6th
>>3100402I almost broke my flatline to join the room, cheeky cunt
>>3100403I number repeates as the same, like Doto and Bono sharing the first place here
>>3100403Newmas aren't real
>>3100106I pirated the Risk of Rain 2 DLC and did a few runs of that. I like how the new characters incentivize different builds, but almost all the new levels suck ass
We are all in agreement if /v/mapyoi dancho switches his profile uma after Gentildonna releases we're going to kill him, right?
>>3100404You should rest, I'm not at full power anyway. Come back refreshed so I can beat you at your strongest.
>>3100106https://youtu.be/vvZJ2mffnU4Good stuff
>>3100412Danchou is actually ready to settle down for Donna so
>>3100413I beat you before I left for the break, can't wait to fight again
>>3100412>check right now>robroHoly hell danchode keep it in your pants for a month at least
>>3100412I just want /v/mapyoi to be an Opera club again...
>>3100363I think she was one of the cosplayers that were "bullied" by the usual twitter tards because she cosplayed Kris
>>3100363https://youtu.be/SuDUipV-84I
>>3100430Deserved for ever engaging with deltroons. Like willingly swalloing uranium rods whole
>>3100436Kris S you humongous mongolid
>>3100441Call her symboli next time so you can make it even more vague you triple nigger
>>3100402Thanks for the rooms
>>3100402No more than a stray dog after all...Thanks for coming my RIVALS!!! Will be back soon. Gonna build a backliner and improve my team. Sprint S never....>>3100421Talk is cheap. The answer lies in the heart of battle
>>3100443Go back to /vg/
>>3100443Go back to /fit/
I got lucky in both previous sprints with next to no effort i'm not getting this plat.
Go back to [s4s]
>>3100443Dude, we are in umamusume thread, if we are going to mention Kris here, its gonna be Symboli Kris S
>>3100456I haven't been there in years, does it still suck
>>3100459I posted there like twice in my entire life I should be the one asking you. Never got what you do there
For me its S
>>3100468I genuinely don't even remember what went on there because I was in highschool but I know I stopped going there for some reason. I think I just went there for funny reaction images
>>3100469I'm more of an O stan myself.
>Rooms end >Thread quality plummets
>>3100436>>3100441
>>3100478I don't have the /v/ma power tier list but always remember the test room is the most powerful thing here
>>3100443retard
Does anyone have a good king parent i can borrow please
Why am I shitposting? Apologies, my friend. It’s just that as a flatliner, these illogical actions of yours…well, I find them to be amusing. What’s that? A free sample of your thread’s sprint CM roomas? Not necessary. I’ve already visuzalized the races in my head. Mmm…perhaps a little more Power training next time…
I wish to hold hands with Mejiro McQueen fingers intertwined.
Do you guys call it more often onsen ticket or hot sex ticket? Prepping something hehe
>>3100506Same I feel like makween would be fun to date and go to baseball games with
>>3100436Dumbass
>>3100489mine is decent if you want to borrow it947928389258
>>3100509onsen ticket, shorter and easier to say.
>>3100509Free Use Ticket
>>3100509Neither? Most people just call it the hot springs
>>3100506I want to bring her to a baseball game and get drunk and rowdy
>>3100509They're synonyms.
>>3100506I wish to finger mcqueen at school
>>3100489Not really, but I've got a few vaguely usable ones if you're really desperate?I'm too busy looping for Sharp Steps right now to make anything better
>>3100478That's because the people in rooms are the shitposter. Can't shitpost while you're watching your umas race
>>3100515I'll take it so desu ne
>That's because the people in rooms are the shitposterESL moment
>>3100523Sure, hand em over
>>3100515Dedicated looper here.1. Do not run parents that skip the dirts2. Borrow a throne3. Winning the same G1 doesnt stack
>>3100543Winning all the dirts is difficult and it isn't really mandatory unless you want every drop of affinity you can get.However, the issue with that parent is that it's a mix of tiara and triple crown umas, so she gives you like 78-90 affinity instead of 120-150. It's not terrible but it could be better. The 6* sprint 3* turf sparks are pretty good
>>3100552Those do seem like good spark but mind you, Taishin has one of the worst affinities for King. You wont see golds with her. And kingu has good aptitudes, you only need grandparent dirt sparks and she can run it all.
>>3100316Im him, skipped through the thread. which ones?
>>3100558Fair enough
>>3100558And to add on this, i made a Dia parent for this CM.Yes, a Dia with turf 2 sprint 6
>>3100522Mcqueen does it in the school infirmary. t.Story chapter 1
>dumped all my pinks on Brian with nothing to show for itShould i drop a cheeky tenner on her? I can sense the rainbow right around the corner.
>was in the wrong threadFuckAnyway why are these PLEASE FUCK MY HORSE ads that happen between races in Belmont so fucking funny
>>3100593Anon....stop.....pink tickets ===== caratsJust stop it
>>3100593not getting every triple crown winner = bricked account
>>3100593Stop man, you will regret it, if you truly want something be ready to spend a spark
>>3100593gamble the pain away
>>3100599nta but I usually spend all the tickets I get, I got like 115k carats on the bank anyway
Zumas can't triforce᠏ ᠏ ▲▲ ▲
>>3100532Right, here's what I have lying around. Took me a bit to edit them together. The one on the left is a failed ace attempt and the other two are leftovers from my attempts at making mile parents, hence the terribly mismatched pinksNothing I'd usually consider good enough to put as my borrow parent, but if you're interested in any of these I can set it and share my code
Also>why diaGuaranteed speed carryover for top 5You start with 5 percent extra speed as soon as you hit the late. Equals to about 1 second of full accel more or less.Anyone wants to borrow her for pacer aces?
>>3100599Spending trainee tickets is worth it imo because you only need to get lucky once as opposed to to five times for cards. Also it takes the edge off of long time hoarding.
Dude....wind....
>>3100629Dude... Windy...
>>3100629>>3100634...LMAO
>>3100624How are the G1s lookin on them, thats the most important part.
>>3099915Show me your guts SRs. There's still hope for you yet.
>>3100623▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
>>3100623>᠏ ᠏ ▲>▲ ▲
>>3100644>prestigeträchtig
>>3100643Gutsmaxxing? In this economy?
I will never forgive the nips for the "Welfare SSR Urara will be super strong" gaslight
>>3100649>maxed out VegaDang,>>3100643 shrewd anon
>>3100649>>3100655A lot of people are using that Chiyono freebie as well
Anyone up for Skribbl io? I have made a fun word list
>>3100654we haven't reached the first guts scenario yet
If this post ends in >0-4 play DD2>5-9 play Shogun 2>digits read Wonder Acute's career
>>3100663>MANT will be guts metawas so gaslight
>>3100649Choose two and borrow a Tachyon.Ethically source sprint and pace corners and straights.Seeking The Pearl is an airdrop of 30 energy and a possible source of Uma Stan, Tamamo Cross even at 3LB is a great training statstick, Chiyono O is fucking cracked as hell for pace chasers.Marvelous Sunday, Daiwa Scarlet, Light Hello, two guts cards of your choice and Tachyon are all you need.
>>3100666>666AIEEEEEE
>>3100666Enjoy, Satan, but I feel like this doesn't work on this board
>>3100666wonder acute devilish naizuri
>>3100669>Seeking The Pearl is an airdrop of 30 energy and a possible source of Uma StanBut anon, I AM training PearlBut anyways, I'll try this after my latest attempt where I switched Tachy borrow for Fine
>>3100656Very highrolly. Alternative is borrowing Tachyon and using two wit SRs.Ramp up and tails on Sunday, pacer skills on chyono
>>3100666>Satan is a AcutefagDoes that mean she's secretly evil or she is so cute that even the devil likes her?
>>3100666satanic getenjoy the grandmother, its a good career
>>3100687
>>3100666
>>3100666Based!
>>3100678Oh right, I'm used to my own deck. She's an auto-include for me because I don't have Chiyo.For sure run Chiyono O, you probably won't be upset with Vega as well.
>>3100695Guts training is different, its gonna take you a while to get used to it.
>>3100700>youHim. You he still gets the point.
>>3100703strok
>>3100654It's not like you were soending friendship points on anything else.
>>3100654Urara is great but she has zero skill hints.
How good is sweepy for the sprint CM?
>>3100703Take a breather, anon, I got'cha
>>3100719>no encroaching shadowGood as any other second rate end. Also laterace unique so your midrace is scuffed.
>>3100719That's sloppa
>>3100717>0 starting friendshipyea...
>>3100623 ᠏ ▲ ▲ ▲Isn't that the kamon of the hojo clan?
>>3100727>Also laterace unique so your midrace is scuffed.Wait, so you want to run umas with midrace unique?
>>3100731pffft nice triforce newfag
>>3100734Its a dillema. Do you want to stay in the back and gamble on "staying behind" accels and then have a shitton of last spurt skills? Sweep cannot borrow herself for it.Or do you want to crash into the pacer pack and steal the nishino accel + you covered alot of distance.
>>3100744>Sweep cannot borrow herself for it.I forgot about that, fuck, rubert it is I guess.
COME JOIN FOR A BIT OF DRAWING FUNI have a custom word list full of uma and /v/ma words, it should be even more fun than last timehttps://skribbl.io/?OQCOxiowhttps://skribbl.io/?OQCOxiowhttps://skribbl.io/?OQCOxiow
>>3100767I don't understand half the references people say here
>>3100765Rudolf? Could work actually, good luck with that. Or Oguri,if you got cracked sparks.Or, god forbid, a mutated Tamamo.
>>3100769Don't worry over half the list is just uma names and things from the game
>>3100640After digging through their career info, it's not looking good:>Left was an ace attempt with only 7 unique G1 wins, 6 shared with each parent. Grandparent A has 16 unique G1s and grandparent B has 18, with 14 of those being shared between the two gps>Middle has 16 G1s. Couldn't find the borrowed Ryan gp to check her races, but the Digitan has 13 G1s, 11 of which are shared with King>Right has 15 G1s. Again, I couldn't find the borrowed Ryan to compare, but the Tamamo has 16 G1s with 13 sharedMiddle seems to give the highest affinity at a glance when starting runs (followed closely by right and then distantly by left), but still only single circle before factoring in a second parent
Will there be a lot of important cards or umas during the Food Festival and Mecha musume? What are (you)r pull plans for that period?
Her casual outfit is really cute. Also did anybody do a career dump for her already?
>>3100775You need to step up on your parents anon, for your sake too. Use this half cost to cook up some grandparents with dirt/mile great-grandparents.Do you need a schedule or deck tips? You can cook guaranteed SS umas with SRs and welfare cards.
>>31007672/182/182/182/18
>>3100780nyo
>>3100780>career dumpSome bits and pieces if i recall
>>3100456be kind
>>3100780>did anybody do a career dump for her already?There kind of was one yes, an anon posting screenshots as he went through career, some bits and moments. Feel free to post
>>3100781NTA but I can't guarantee SS clankers with my deck to my knowledge, so serenade me. Every CM I basically just wing it for the parents because the CM cycle is so god damn short that's all I have time for though.
>>3100776GFF>nishino power>falco speed>still in love speed>gentildonna>autumn neo uni + our FUARKING hero>haloween mayaMecha>air shakur stam>daiwa wit>rudolf wit>ardan powerALSO SAVING FOR ALMOND EYE
>>3100789>There kind of was one yesI see. I'll refrain from spamming then.
>>31007673/18 Let's get a few more people in
>>3100804I'M AT WORK
>can't have two dumpies under xog's management
>>3100808DRAW SOME DOODS AT WORK (jk)
>>3100801>screenshots from the gameEven if somehow it was "spam", its on topic and we dont have a limit on inages or time. Fell free to post anything you like
I just lost my job, how bad of an idea it would be to be a helper at a horse ranch if I had never been next to a horse in my entire life?
>>3100814>helper at a ranchI remember a thread where some guy was asking about working at a farm as a summerjob, and everyonebtold him that its heavy physical work for bare minimum pay. I would imagine its similar to that>how bad of an ideaDepends on how much you vibe with physical labor
>>3100793Lets see...how did my clanker perform...lowrolled a bit on stats and skill points....all the possible G1s are up though.I found this guy in my feed couple days ago, and after changing my deck accordingly (used to borrow Fuku speed for raw stats beforehand and run 3 speed/power finemo/hello/FM) umas started going from SS to SS+.https://youtu.be/jOG1dsXuJtcAnyway as you can see im literally running some weird ass cards. Im probably gonna replace windy with power Nishino. Basically all you need is to know which cards are high performers and borrow a throne for the massive skill point boost.Make generic grandparents with dirt/mile great-grandparents to jack up the aptitudes.C or D in mile/sprint. Run everything.F in long or sprint? Run it. Make a standardized schedule for every uma, use Oguri as a baseline. Every G1, you run it. No duplicates, no more than 3 races in a chain.Generalist parents that need little to no special sparks are Pasa, Oguri and Maru.Thats it, have fun.
>>3100313
>>3100813Thanks
>>3100254Incidentally, CHOWA is also censored...
>>3100776>Food FestivalNo cards I think, at least not for me. Fronts can roll on Speed Falco for Taking The Lead if they're still alive but the next scenario banner is even more important. Still In Love is the generalist speed card with a bit more focus for backliners but I don't know if I'll pull on it myself. A lot of cards that give Dirt golds here, and Medium golds. The Brian card near the end is also good if you are like, Pace only.Umas, I'll skip em mostly. Maybe I will get Durandal but probably not. Halloween Mayano is like the GOAT Front and Gentildonna is strong.>MechaStam Shakur is the next Stam card you use until Doto Stam pretty much. Fronts also have to roll this banner for Wit Cowwa anyway. Power Ardan and Wit Rudolf are the most useful mid-scenario cards. Guts Curren is like a borrow for Sprints.Umas, I need Mecha Hayahide, that guy's useless wife, and NY Maru. Orf exists if you want the GOAT End Closer.
>>3100781In my defence, my parents for other distances are generally much less shit. It's just that King wasn't useful in the last sprint CM and I borrowed a King for my end closer on this one, so I haven't had much incentive to actually build a decent sprint King parentRest assured, I've been hard at work looping the past few months though I still don't have any looped grandparents that meet my standards because Uma Stan never fucking sparks when I roll a good blue. Can't wait for whenever we get that Tachyon event that lets you upgrade sparks
>>3100829>C or D in mile/sprintMy bad, meant mile/dirt.Thats about it. Pasa is SS even with those lower stats.
>>3100767Still 3/18 I'll start it in a few minutes
>>3100829How do you get good skill hints with that deck? Doesn't seem good for sprint parent
>>3100844Cancel the room instead
>>3100848Why?
>>3100850Why not? 3/18 is embarrassing
>>3100835>that guy's useless wifehuh???
>>3100840Oh yeah, grab some cooked borrows for hints.I grabbed this one yesterday. As soon as you roll a decent uma you basically placed a massive hint pool in your parentages that you can keep looping.>>3100847Its not a sprint parent. Its a generalist grandparent that is supposed to roll either dirt or mile and buff up the main parent with aptitudes. High sprint aptitude is just a byproduct of high affinities an sparks.
>>3100851>crab cant let 3 people have a good time
aiiieee im giving up
>>3100856Enjoy your 1/18 room next week
>>3100844I wish I could join but I have to drive for 50 minutes... Just have fun, alright?
>>3100767Starting!
>>3100854How the fuck have you managed to avoid that Win Variation image? I can see you not getting that it's based on an actual ritual poster but what?
>>3100860I'm driving home, showering, then going to a bar. I hate being a normoid
Hustlaz: Diary of an Umamusume
>>3100860That's ok I'll reopen when there are more people, last time was a ton of fun
Made group B finals now we retire at 2 wins the rest of the way. If I can even get 2 wins.
You know, it's been just a day of abstinence and I haven't felt better in months
>>3100824well I did some landscaping many years before, but as long as they don't need experience with horses I can do it I think.
>>3100776>What are (you)r pull plans for that period?Nishino Power and Still in Love for cards during Food Festival, plus Durandal as an umaI see nothing I particularly want during Mecha aside from the Shakur card, so unless one of the newmas catches my eye I guess that'll be a few chill months of hoarding carats before the 4th anniversary nukes my stash
>>3100878
>>3100776>cardsPower Nishino is a pretty good generic until Power Tama and it's a scenario link for Food Festival. You'll also need Yayoi for that scenario. Speed Still's banner is also during Food Festival, same time as Gentildonna's banner. For front specialists speed Falco is a good budget pickup, only 1LB is needed for everything except hints.For Mecha stamina Shakur is the best in slot generic stamina card starting with its banner. It shares the banner with wit Daiwa which is important for front specialists. Wit Rudolf is also a target generic wit card to pick up, it replaces wit Ramonu.>umasGentildonna as one of the premier pace chaser aces for a long time, and her banner is during Food Festival. Christmas Ayabe is a long end closer parent and Christmas NTR is a universal med/long parent, and they both share a banner during Food Festival.Similarly, Orfevre's banner is right after Mecha ends, and she's THE end closer for all mediums/longs.>(You)r plansI'm planning on Power Nishino/Yayoi, stam Shakur, maybe speed Still, and maybe wit Rudolf for cards. For umas I'm planning on Gentildonna, maybe NTR/Ayabe if I'm lucky early on, and Win Variation. I have to keep a tight budget during those two scenarios (and during UAF outside of wit Taishin) since right after is Orfevre, speed Ai and speed Dream Journey in a short period, which is going to annihilate my savings.
>>3100884Thank you chairman Rickey
>what kind of looping were you doingNothing special, uma stan and groundworks. I stuck in some sprint sparks so i can do that G1 too.I can stick in smaru for some front hints. Also, run shuka sho and not kikuka sho because some umas cannot run longs.Unless you are making super specific parents, then you kit the whole parentage for main parent races - Seiun has abnormal race schedule.Thats it, good luck loopin.
You should eat a burger, now
>>3100776I will get mecha taishin even though there are no opportunities to use her because cygames stopped doing medium CMs because of oguri
>>3100895I'm not American I don't have any good options
>>3100890>no pubes
'bout to do the thing, was going through different umas, and DAMN, she is cute!
>>3100895I'll eat spes warm burger patty as it falls out of her buns
>what is this winning pose trying to convey
>>3100903oh, that's Mirako's roommate!
>Another 5 daily borrows for my Nishino parent down the drain>Still nothing to show for it after 4 daysGoddammit, this is some of the worst parent luck I've ever had. Either every white under the sun shows up and it's a late surge pink, or she decides to actually spark Sprints but then no white actually sticks
Does umaviewer export the rigs in a format acceptable for Blender? Just curious.>>3100900>no good optionsGo buy a fucking grill pan and use your stove to grill up a burger then.
>>3100901brazilian wax
>>3100895I just got in LA so I guess I can try In n’ Out for the first time.
Noooo don't encourage her, Acute! She's going to shit up the thread with ritualposts!
>>3100908>Mirako is Dantsu's roommateFUCK! this expenditure of my hard earned 21$ is YOUR fault now>>3100911its exports as MMD, theres an addon to open MMDs in blender. the armature is fucked though, so if you planned on animating, though luck
What are the inherits for Cm22 pace/fronts? Maru and Seiun?
>>3100920plancha and A&S
NOBODY will roll for the fat fuck MiracleNOBODY will roll for the thin boy Miracle either
>>3100915>second dump>that pose gets posted second timekino
>>3100920>Maru>EverI'm running her for that CM and it's Dober.
>>3100911pardon, the filename is .pmx, which is a MMD thing. also, how armature looks.that one guy who did bakushin pit animation does proper rigs though, uploads them on his patreon too if i recall
>>3100917. . . Is the armature okay for SFM?I have no experience, I just want to animate for this thread...
>>3100920>frontEl and Seiun>paceNishino Flower and El/HCreek
>>3100924The people are itching for Sakura Brav-O to finally release on global.
>>3100928>sfmno clue, regrettably. i tried getting into sfm some time ago, but that attempt was short lived
>>3100910Speaking of that, I fucking hate Pace Chaser sparks. They are the absolute most worthless pink sparks in the entire game. Half of the cast can already run as a pace chaser, they don’t need a higher aptitude for this shit, not that they’d even want to. If you’re a Late, you probably have A in pace aptitude already. If not, you have at least a B in End and you’d rather be that. And if you’re a front, same deal, you probably already have an A in pace. No one wants to turn into a pace chaser and having this as an aptitude just kills you chances of a usable spark.
>>3100847>sprint hintsReplace my smaru on the list with curren SR and use parents with hints. That covers alot of the hints. Or double down if you got a Bakushin and see if you can squeeze to SS.
>>3100912EEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUUCH
FedEx has kidnapped my figgie and is constantly shipping it back and forth between French shitholes
This one has a lot of meme potential-
>>3100907This is how your sperm is swimming inside me, trainer
>>3100937Okay, well then I'll see if I can fix the armature myself.Thanks man!
>>3100944Some nignog is gooning on your figurine and FedEx is gaslighting you they still got it
>>3100944>French shitholesIt's gone...
>>3100944sacrebleu mom ami
>>3100944Go to a Fedex office and unleash your inner KarenRelease the beast. Anon. Go Beast Mode.
why is the>red shift good on middle C4 miles/sprintsgaslight still a thing especially when lates/ends have more consistent accels now instead of gambling when your uma gets up to 5th place
>>3100948>>3100949>>3100952They even charge you for calling customer support they are such cunts>>3100954I don't even know if there is one near where I live
>>3100944What did you buy? Don't tell me it's some Te*o fig
Culver's is too busy. Stopped at Burger King instead.
>>3100954instructions unclear, unleashed my inner Curren instead
>>3100955>gaslight isn't it literally just one post of some random anon asking about CM22
>>3100944Its over...
>>3100945>rickey mind control button
>>3100667They dropped nu-Unity on the CM that would have been the gutsmaxx CM in MANT
the rating system is so fucking wrongI don't think I'm making a better King Halo than this.
Almost lost to a SS King Halo in a lobby match, checked his cardsI fucking kneel
>>3100975you only have two golds (and one will almost never activate on this track, though that doesn't affect the rating) and 1300 speed. SS seems about right
>Festa out of nowhere
DonnaLORDS, thoughts?
After watching this event it reminded me how me my friends from school all parted away, everyone doing their own thing and no one contacted each other for 15+ years, and now I don't have any friends.
>>3100975That looks awful. What deck did you use
>>3100964I don't want to doom but it does feel over
Sorry i haven't posted i
>>3100988why don't you contact them
>>3100993Nerds
>>3100986looks nice>>3100993a-anon???
>>3100986My wallet...
>>3100993How's Cali treating ya?
>>3100988I can be your friend. I'll wear a frilly skirt and let you fuck me in the ass.
She's trying to challenge the Mejiros on their home turf. Don't tell starASTERstar!
>>3100978>1LB R LHwhat the fuck?
>>3100993reported for fraud
>>3101015Probably a return player that missed the free pulls.
>>3100981tell kitasan to finish her damn event chains then. Every time I inherit sprint and turf she takes that as her cue to go on fucking vacation.1300 speed is more than enough to win but I would definitely like more guts for that. Also more acceleration. I probably want to drop Sweep Tosho for another guts card and I don't know if I want to keep trying to make Halos with Sweep Tosho Wit.
>>3100993how flat was that suzuka
>>3099602>>OCT 25 03:00PM (GMT)This is how I remembered the clocks are going back this weekend.
gentildonna needs to stomp on my nuts asap
>>3100994it would be ultra weird to do so, they completely forgot about me anyway.>>3101010dude...
/v/ma won
Is it worth sacrificing something like Nimble Nav, countermeasure, or a green skill to pick up ignited spirit: power for this cm?
I love Fukukitaru so much
>>3101035lol no
>>3101033Why didn't you contact them 15 years ago
>>3101035>countermeasuredrop this, it's a bad skill
>>3101035Nimble isnt good on sprints either and neither is power. Better double circle the corners and then straights.
is the waist THIS selected line, or the one below?
>>3101054That's the waist. But is that a peanits?
>>3101054Ehhh I think below
>still no 2/3 sprint sparkI don't even care if its a guts 1 roll just give me one for fucks sake i need to start making actual parents at some point
>>3101062>peanitsits not her, no
>>3101070>No eating meat rawBrian...
>>3101041I don't know to be honest.
>>3101070>raw meat:|>raw fish:O
It's our Japanese Yamato Nadeshiko Nihonjin Grass!
>>3101081https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragonimiasis
>this strikes fear in the hearts of men
>>3101085why would they name a newma after a disease?
>>3101042>>3101046Thanks, got my best Pearl thus far. Though Fine fucked me over with an agemasen. I hope that isn't too big of a deal.
>>3101085I love her
>>3101091It's funny how every single winner so far is some manner of seiso. I'm gonna be real upset if tomorrow Grass doesn't win.
I don't have to fear for my wallet because Hokko Tarumae doesn't get merch
>>3101094This but unironically, glad I got her in JP.
>>3101093Thats a finalist. Gratz.
>Pace sparkIf only this got sprint
>>3101085This is what crabposters do to you btw
>>3101096She has 2 figures amigo
>>3101096Buy her cards, neigha
I dont really build backliners. This was a dogshit run but is the skill selection good?
>>3101096This but Sweep ToshoAlso I could've sworn I've seen anons post images of Hokko merch before so what the fuck do you mean she doesn't get any
>>3101105She's actually popular?
>>3101096Tarumae gets all kinds of shit her fans are just spoiled
>>3099649What happens in /v/agabond and /v/mers? i know nothing about them
>>3101110SYL has 25% activation this CM for ends
>>3101110I'd double circle the corners and remove the gambit. Aside from that and poor stats, shes fine.
>>3101116Gambit is pretty decent now after the change. Being on the back is now a pre-condition and it activates only during the last spurt section (not your uma's last spurt)
>reading a JP fan tweet about the cancelled concert how he's heartbroken, and now working by holding back tearsDamn dude some people got really hit by this.
Well now what do I do?
>>3101118Oh. Thats actually decent. Hishi might not be so dead after all.
>>>/sp/158292820>>>/sp/158292820>>>/sp/158292820PLEASE POST IN MY SPORTS RELATED UMA THREAD
>>3101114they keep it lowkey. real Gs move in silence, like lasagna
>>3101113To be fair Tarumae is special given its status as Tomakomai's tourism ambassador irl.
>>3101112More popular than Vodka, she's one of the very few umas that literally has 0 (ZERO) official figs
>>3101122neigha, turn your shit.
>>3100958you don't want a teio in your house?
>>3101114/v/mers and /v/agabond were actually at one point the same club but an extremely bloody civil war that killed billions resulted in the split. To this day the war was never declared over.
>>3101136Hell fucking no
>>3101114/v/agabond and /v/mers are like opposite sides of the same coin...
>>3101133What the fuck man, shes an og uma and one of the most popular actual horses
>>3101140
Belka got off easy all things considered
>>3100944time to use the suicide vending machine
That was a great read. I highly recommend everyone read her career if you have her. Sorry for spamming i tried to hold back as much as possible but there were so many >fun moments.
>>3101136Only for sex. The Uma or the seiyuu work.
>>3101138Is it like a north and south korea situation?
>>3101143I'm just kidding. Teio is a cutie.
>>3101122hit the racetrack and gamble your ticket refund
>>3101146No spamming when dumping cute career moments. I wuv granny
Let's FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>3101147the contract is sealed
>>3101160unironically the sexiest casualwear in the game
>>3101114One's an authoritarian dictatorship and the other one is an anarchist nomadic tribe
>>3101146>the fucking tupperwarethis SENIOR needs to go back to her care home before something bad happens to her. Octogenarians do NOT belong in racetracks.
>>3101163but thats not seiun
>>3101163This neighga gets a chub when he sees Hello Kitty
>>3101142it's what happen when you turn a 7 G1 winner and 2 times horse of the year into a fucking joke
257 stamina and a DREAM, sasuga banchan
>>3101119How often do these guys get to go to the states, and how often do they get to go to an uma concert. I'm sure for some of these people this was a once in a lifetime experience for them that they were only able to get a ticket for because of a confluence of factors that might not ever line up together again. My heart goes out to them.
>>3101168you dont?
>>3101119Are these concerts that rare/expensive? Why would you even fly the entire pacific ocean to see a local act?
>>3101163trvth nvke
>>3101122Kinokuniya's right next to the Marukai Market, if I recall.Jungle's not too far away, either.
HOLY SHIT BUILDING BACKLINERS IS MISERABLE I GET IT NOW
>unlock hoodie and yoga pants for Bourbon Hell yeah>Can't do anything with itCool, I guess
>>3101182This but frontliners
>>3101146>Sorry for spammingDude you didn't spam anything don't worry lol. This is as on-topic as it gets
>>3101183Can't you use them in concerts?>I HATE IDOLSHITOkay, but still
>>3101182Wdym? I feel like fronts are way more specific and annoying. Backliners/pace all take 90% of the same generalist sparks and most the rest can be carried by ace cards.
>>3101188No you cant which is stupid
>>3101188Yeah, I just wanted to wear it in my club...
>>3101119Think you're talking about the guy who bought into the official JTB tour. Those people sadly lost everything since their trip itself was cancelled, so they couldn't go sightseeing like all the JPs who chose to go to LA with or without an event.
>>3101163
I wanna go to the USA too...
Hey moraidev sama, when you read this. Does it work on all operating systems?
>>3101196you'll get raped
>>3101196No the fuck you dont
Press Ctrl + Shift + Alt + Windows Key + L right now. Don't Google it. Just do it.
>>3101196Maybe at some later point but best not to do it with current lot in charge
>>3101199I doubt it>>3101203I do, it seems like a cool place with fun people, good food and lots of stuff to do
>>3101054>Almost looked like a horseshoe womb tattoo from thumbnailWAIT
>>3101189Im building taishin for the first time since URA and this bitch came out 5th 5th and 12th on all her triple crown races.
>>3101172I think for a lot of people its once in a lifetime opportunity to fly somewhere so its quite a big deal for them. It was this guy:https://x.com/Lv5Mh/status/2113061855430373830I mean you can shrug it off as "its just a concert" but for many introverts this is a big deal.>>3101192yeah it was him.
>>3101170It was so funny to me finding out that Vodka has won as many G1s as umas like Rudolf and Opera.
>>3101214MY KNEES....THEY'RE KNEELING ON THEIR OWN
>>3101161It’s been sealed for a while.
>>3101214I look like this
>>3101210Oh, yeah random throws are annoying, especially when it fucks your wntire fan curve, denies you unique level ups and forces you to run another race or fail goals.
>>3101210AVOID THE BACKLINER TAX! Run all backliners as Pace/Front!
>>3101171The Yasuda Kinen before this with the Oguri is the real test. She’s unreasonably strong for where her stat line and skills are.
>>3101218
I forgot to do the Hanshin JF missions. My account is bricked...
>>3101218Thank you for exposing yourself so willingly! Please face the wall, now.
>>3101214weakest bourbon trainer
How much stamina do you need on a late surger to carry RS:Stamina and full throttle for this CM
>>31012350
>Golden big dick inspiration >I mean I guess its not completely terrible but really dude? No uma stan? No thh? No sprint corners or straightaways? No NOTHING?
>>3101233>Currenfag throwing stones
>>3101233every time a teiobro dies two more take his place
>>3101235I sincerely dont think it's possible to gas out this cm with a GL trained ace.
>>3101235By the Goddesses is this where Symboli Speed's missing mammalries went to?
>>3101239CurrenLORDS don't throw stones, they drop artillery.
>>3101242You straight up can't
>>3101243I think Suu-san looks great with a smaller chest
>>3101238gold inspiration is the biggest fucking meme in the gamedoesn't mean a god damn thing
>>3101250BASED!
>>3101250>Look at that elegant flat chest. My God it even has a tasteful tummy window!Who is this? When is she coming out?!
>>3101239He who is without sin can cast the first stoneWe are following the words of the Lord
>>3101254>When is she coming out?!Trainer... Take a seat, because I have some difficult news...
>>3101254>whoSpeed Symboli>whenlol lmao
>>3101254Anon, I...
>>3101254Sneed Symboli
>>3101254Symboli SpeedGrand Masters ScenarioShe is not playable
>>3101218holy fucking based
>>3101254>anon finds his umawife only to be stabbed in the heart
>>3101233currentrannies are not welcome here
>>3101233>whorren
>>3101259>>3101258>>3101257>>3101256Oh so she must be a new JP uma. No worries i have patience.>>3101260>She is not playable
Not being able to play the game fucking sucks, how do larpers do it? The dread of sprint cm looming over me is agonizing knowing I only have maybe one actual ace, and another ace is gonna be a painful mutant.
>>3101239>>3101266>>3101267Newfags
>good pace ace run in terms of hints and trainings going into senior year>but token RNG is horrific, barely getting by>take the +30 energy on the feeder event since I needed to make sure I could get the last song>get burned on it with a slow metabolism that eats 100+ speed before I could clear itgrand live hate
>>3101245The comments on this always make me kek.
>>3101254Speed Symboli is an NPC friend, you get to have sex with her in Twinkle Legends tho (and you also get to have sex with Light Hello's Grandma and a Brit)Also voiced by the GOAT Miyuki Sawashiro
>>3101276For me its groove being an unpaid janny
>>3101274I know the currentranny hates teio because of a /vg/ avatarfag war we don't care lil bro
>>3101277>Also voiced by the GOAT Miyuki SawashiroDamn. They really locked an uma tailor made for me right into the Happy Meek shed.
>>3101279what
>>3101277The GOAT voices Tucker Bryne tho
>>3101279I just posted that because of Curren's reign, I really don't know or care about deep /vg/ lore, I promise.
>>3101279Not what I'm talking about you fucking tourist holy shit
I CAN'T FUCKING HIT THE NEEDED STATLINES ON A 2/2/1 ON CAMPING TAIKI AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHDo I HAVE to run Zephyr Guts? It wouldn't be so bad if I had a better second wit card than SR Daiwa or whatever
What is the dirt CM looking like as far as in demand parents?
>>3101285>>3101287There's no Teio avatarfag and there's no Teio vs Curren anything on /vg/. The neigha is just a schizo
>>3101285Forget it, we can no longer funpost with our former queen because /vg/faggots have come here and must shitpost to holy hell like they do back home without a shred of culture
>>3101290The same as every other mile CM so far because they all use the same track layout for some reason.
>>3101289>Do I HAVE to run Zephyr Guts?No neigha. Just run the regular deck and borrow a Festa wit if you want to carryover gambe.
>>3101279Neigha, who the fuck is talking about some supposed avatarfag war that nobody here gives a shit about. The Curren and Teio thing is from when she genocided Teiobros during her reignT. I literally made the image
>>3101287The reason why they don't leave us alone because you retards eat up the drama posting without even knowing what it's about. It's just like how the club drama schizo gets a trillion (You)s every day.
>>3101289Got Chiyono Guts?Tachyon, Chiyo, Zephyr, Daiwa, Fine Motion or your favorite brick.You're welcome.
>>3101280>right into the Happy Meek shedoh, you WISH. Playable umas have their IDs in 1000s range (spe is 1001, Bubble is 1124, Phalaenopsis is 1149, etc.). unplayable umas who i guess race are in 2k range (Meeku is 2001, Rigantona is 2006).meanwhile Speed is in the non-racing NPC range (with Tazuna at 9001, Light Hello at 9008, and Speed is at 9047)you wont even see her race, apparently
>>3101302Yeah just ignore the faggots who are clearly here to farm for (You)s
>>3101277>Also voiced by the GOAT Miyuki SawashiroI would’ve been so fucking mad if I heard the voice of my Goddess coming out of an NPC without prior warning… Actually I’m still fucking mad FUCK YOU CYJEWS
>>3101302
>>3101299Oh shit, an editbro. Thank you for your service.
>>3101299kek I saved that Todd one
>>3101307Theres no way they could afford Sawashiro for anything else than a one off NPC.
>>3101114Wouldn't know what's happening right this second because I'm flatlining but the main thing that happens is discussion about pulls, CM progress reports and participating in the largest blue shoe cartel trade.
>>3101298I actually do have 3LB Festa Wit, is that good enough for me to borrow Bakushin/Biko/Fuku/Helios speed instead? I'm looking at the Helios Speed SSR and it actually doesn't look too bad, does Perfect Spot do anything?
>The sheer irony of Teio vs Curren posting following me posting my 5* Teios
>>3101290Same as usual, but also consider Hokko as a parent if you're using a front/pace and need a 2nd accel.
>>3101198Not him but it's Unity so hypothetically it should work on any OS Unity runs on...
>>3101312I mean they got Hikasa Yoko for Ofervre
mant didn't kill the threads but sprintslop did...
>>3101205That's LinkedIn, isn't it? No matter how much I use it, I won't get a legitimate job offer. I don't even get scam offers these days.
>>3101316I've noticed sometimes the /v/ma club schizo comes out after I post a Taiki.
>>3101326Oguri ate it
>>3101322Literally who
>>3101314>does Perfect Spot do anything?It's gold slipstream. It's a great midleg skill.
>>3101332My neigha fucking kyoko
>>3101300I should really consider drawing Bamboo Memory wearing that sash
>>3101299We've been getting raided since the beginning. Our first schizo was a crab from /umajp/ trying to gaslight people into thinking it's impossible to win without whaling.
Alright! took me some time, but HERE!surprisingly, Rigantona shares the same hip to waist ratio as the ningeR. Also surprisingly, doto has a big ASS and no one says anything about it. And Donna is a big girlNOW! i will eat a Bounty bar
>>3101304No need to twist the knife...
https://x.com/BreedersCup/status/2113264567660998897Imagine an uma doing this
>>3101332Rias gremory.
>>3101340> doto has a big ASS and no one says anything about it. wow, ive completely misread it, gomen, IM TIRED FUCK!
>>3101340>literally beating a goddess in BWR by .001, probably rounded upWow.
>>3101340I cannot stop kneeling
>>3101343fat fuck
>>3101342If it makes you feel better, I'll look into modding it. I don't see why she couldn't replace an NPC uma if you wanted.
>curren and teio fighting feverishly for the most dogshit poster award
>>3101340Does your math account for height?
I'm drinking with my boss right nowTell me what should I do to get promoted
>>3101343>stealing a bite from someone's salad pre-race
>>3101352Currenposters used to be respectable before anna anon dropped that animation
>>3101346i used an irl calculator and wrote the results down from that. i really dont think a difference of <0.00001 in ratio makes much difference. though if i recall the ningen did have slightly larger value>>3101354no, and ive no clue how to use height in these, or how it'd affect it, really. Lite is rather short, so she looks so *large* usually
King Halo's dad looks like THAT!?
>>3101355KOBUTA>KOBUTATANUKI>TANUKIKITSUNE>KITSUNENEKO>NEKOKOBUTA>KOBUTATANUKI>TANUKIKITSUNE>KITSUNENEKO>NEKO
>>3101363yessir, exactly why i included her.
>>3101332Wow
>>3101351Nah it's fine. I will just live with the pain.
>>3101362I know she's bigger even if rounding, it's just funny.
>>3101340Extremely important post.
>>3101363All the hottest brown Uma are NPCs it’s a travesty.
>>3101361Currenfags have always been obnoxious whenever we're on Sprint CMs
>>3101352bros is still fuming over one false-flag that happened more than a year ago
>>3101355https://www.youtube.com/shorts/36k2-s8R1FEYou know what to do!
>>3101340I'm in awe at our science department
>>3101373Currenfags didn't even even exist before CM9. I never saw her in a single room.
>>3101361before /vg/fags came to our threads***
>>3101316>no hotgluefake currenbro
>>3101355Do you work in the video games industry?
>>3101365>>3101377what the fuck is your problem
>>3101385This isn't /uma/
>>3101383CM3 cancer was a great time to be a curren enjoyer.
>>3101355Tell him about uma. He's gonna love it.
Why is there so much Curren seethe this month
>>3101316>he got the MJ Curren figANON, NOOOOO!!!!
>>3101384They were literally always around anon. Problem is people can't help but nibble delicious yummy bait and hand out (You)s like candy.
>>3101395preemptive cope now that her second reign is coming
>>3101390You have vt*ber figs so you clearly belong there
>>3101399It's never been this bad, having an easy to find, always up general has tanked our quality because (((they))) can find them easier, and that's a fact
>>3100993These are the "chads" constantly spamming Forever Young/Almond Eye
How many are testing for CM22 (dirt mile) already? Are pace chasers garbage again? From looking at the track they only get BB but if there's enough fronts (and there probably will be) they will just steal slots 3 and 4.
/vg/ is the reason my favorite TV show got cancelled
>>3101304>you wont even see her race, apparentlyYou can, in Master's Challenge. She's one of the 3 secret bosses you can race against after beating everyone else
>>3101340question: could i MKULTRA anons if i started writing "you will pull for Bubble Gum Fellow" at 1% transparency on these posts?
>>3101397It’s fine it was cheap, if the worst happens it happens.
>>3101406It's the Gemini CM rerun but on dirt, paces should be good enough that you'll reach Group A Finals but you probably won't win plat, or reach a high WR. Head-on is better now at least unlike before.
>>3101413Apparently subliminal messaging could turn people into snails so eh maybe
>>3101403They also know they have complete free reign in here because this board is effectively unmoderated unlike /v/.
>>3101397HEE HEE
>>3101406Pace chasers not named Taiki/Rickey are pretty eh
>>3101406rickslop I'm afraid
>>3101340>Bounty barI don't care how based you are, we gotta take you to Room 101 for that.
>>3100978I feel sorry for these kinds of people, they do the best with what they have but open is CM is so low they have to go fight whales and f2ps who have meticulously planned ahead.
Birdfags still seething I see
>>3101365>look at this post>love doto's singing voice>gonna listen to it!>comfy.jpg>had my fill>try to exit>it doesn't let me exit the video>shut my phone screen off>audio is still playing>close all my apps, including YouTube>DOTO IS STILL ON MY SCREEN SINGING>panic and try to drag doto away in picture-in-picture mode>CAN'T MOVE THE VIDEO, SHE'S STILL STUCK SINGING>try to open my YouTube appdoto is STUCK right where I need to tap to open the app>now permanently trapped with doto singing on my phone foreverWHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY PHONE?
>>3101430
>>3101431LMAO
>>3101431we got another one boys
>>3101431>Ruined An Anon's Phone AwardTime to do the forbidden "restart" technique.
>>3101431/vg/ did this
>>3101403Our quality hasn't tanked, on the contrary desu. just gotta learn to not feed the trolls and ignore stupid arguments.
>>3101431KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3101431HOW DOES SHE KEEP DOING IT?
>>3101431>another anon gets goofed up by Doto
>>3101431The curse of the Dotolets continue... This is what you get for the Fukubro genocide!
>>3101431T A N U K I
>>3101431didnt you know about the php thing? You got it
>>3101431Good job fellow evilbroes! We got another one!
>>3101431>I never goof up>goofs up
>>3101431ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
>>3101431How is it always doto?
>>3101431
Fun fact, when Meisho Doto says "awawawawa" it actually translates to "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"
>>3101459But doto is Japanese....
>>3101459WTF doto was based?!
>done with cm21>done with cm22>have fuck all to do except farm parents for CM23nice game umakeks
>>3101461She's Irish, actually.
>>3101461Doto is Irish.
>>3101395>this monthCurren HATE has existed ever since she started mass spooking people in the very early days, hence why she gained the reputation for being a whore for /v/ma in the first place. Anything beyond that is just banter that some of you fags take way too personally. She's an e-girl so naturally it's going to come with e-girl flavored shitposting aka she's a whore on top of spooking everybody
>>3101464get your generic 9* dirt loops and 9* mile loops. don't start CM23 until we get GM for better whites
>>3101466>>3101469>Irish>WhiteLaughingOpera.png
>>3101431Isn't YouTube accessible elsewhere on your phone? Like the swipe up menu? You could also check the "running apps" menu to see if YouTube is in the quick reopen bar.Umamusume is there.Special Week wants me back.Flatlining's hard.
>>3101473This thing is afraid of sex.
>>3101471But there was never this much hatred, we didn't have a schizo calling Curren /vg/ 2 months ago
>>3101238All gold means is that you hit one of your 3* sparks, nothing more and nothing less
>>3101474I tried to force stop the app and doto is still fucking singing
>>3101474>Flatlining's hard.It's really notforcing myself to log back in will be the hard part
>>3101091Mirako will vanquish this beast in the finals!
>>3101478Mostly cuz she's the new Teio. Teio had a PR revival and curren is the go to-shitpost uma now regrettably
>>3101482And yet you're still here
>>3101480Have you tried turning the volume up to max?
>>3101482It was a compulsion to do my dailies because my depression needs routine. >>3101480Yeah, PiP isn't YouTube, it's a separate system process that communicated with YouTube.Just hold down the power button man.
>>3101485Did Kojima write this?
>>3101486Certainly not all dayI just spent 20 minutes backreading this whole damn thread. I can leave if that would make you happy
>>3101471>>3101478If you can't see the difference between current Curren posts and the old ones then you are truly truly lost
>>3099602Is Sweep Tosho card any good?
Like so!
>>3101496for ends, yes
>>3101494No I don't care, enjoy your stay. Just a cheeky lil joke m8
All according to plan.
>>3101491Insert a healthier routine into your depression-complusion. Making your bed, doing some stretching/light exercise, reading before bed, something like that
>>3101496For ends only but she's p decent
>>3101497I think I like this fellow
>>3101500Nope, day ruined, I'm clearly not wanted here. Not gonna log in ever again nor check the threads ever again. Goodbye!
I hate race affinity and how GL makes aces worthless as parents, otherwise this would be a pretty amazing grandparent since it's 3* speed as well
>>3101497Now do one for the hip queen.
>>3101511its okay anon, cheer up!
>>3101514>hip queenlol, lmao even. see >>2717580
>>3101511Damn well fuck you too neigha
>>3101515This is very humiliating for a self-respecting Trainer
>>3101521RAISU RUINED EVERYTHING
>>3101512Isn't this good enough for loopin?
>>3101515Headpats feel nice, you guys should try getting one sometime
>>3101515Cute Bubble Gum Fellow fellow Bubble Gum Fellow fellow!
Im possible end closers yay or nay?
>>3101517Look man, I just I really need to see a biblically accurate Windy and I think it would make my life and the lives of the people around me better.
>>3101525Great grandparent, but it'll be annoying since it'll be an affinity brick which means reduced odds of actually hitting those sparks to get a chance to inherit them
Will autos be able to consistently hit SS come the next scenario? I'm tired of hovering in out of the S+ zone.
taking the place of the other umaviewer anon, here is Shinko Windy Chibi doing the Doto animation>>3101529>>3101528yall get it
>>3101531Bitch looks like sabertooth here
>>3101534With stats inflation yeppers
>>3101535You are running out of umas to put through this humiliation, huh
>>3101504I read fanfics, does that count?I just needed SOMETHING to start with, I've got other routines now and feel better. That's why I'm even considering flatlining.
>>3101537She reminds me of Naruto the way way this guy draws her.
>>3101530Lowish activation rate, but high win percentage conversion for ends so seems fine.>>3101534You already can hit SS easily enough if you either go for a full scoremaxx deck instead of hints or skip dirts
Do i risk it? Got LH date 3 on the bank.
>>3101540nah i just wanted to do a normal animation with a chibi, this one just came to mind. i think that anon didnt even do a third of umas yet.
>>3101545>You already can hit SS easily enough if you either go for a full scoremaxx deck Is there a standard deck for that?
>>3101549Are you a bad enough dude to take a 53 percent?
>>3101549GIT THE HIGHROLL OR DIE TRYING
>>3101534>S+ zoneif you have excess SP, you can learn the inherits, especially if you have high hint levels on them for SS points
>>3101549You aren't training Festa
>>3101549Let all your troubles lie with the goddess shiraoki
>>3101549WE ARE SO BACK
>>3101566This image is beautiful
>>3101566And thats the run. Enjoy B+.
Windy reminds me of a vtuber I used to watchYes. I am brown.
>>3101572Teiobro btw
>>3101553Depends on the cards you've got. Use the spreadsheet, and grab the 4 highest score cards you've got, LH at whatever LB you've got, and then borrow Throne or Fuku. Throne is more SP, Fuku is more stats which is a little more score since you get exponentially more score for the more of the same stat you have. As a general deck, I was doing fine with Throne, MLB LH, Marv Power Welfare, Digi Power SR, Tachyon and FineMo iirc, but that was on Oguri who has speed and power growth which help score more then bad growthshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/edit?gid=1962017660#gid=1962017660
>>3101572Which one
+3 SP please
>>3101577I can't remember who it was. But her alt reminded me of her.
>>3101572The only vtuber I've truly liked is Inanis and mainly because of how good she drew. I don't give a shit about women playing vidya badly. But what I admired was her skill at drawing. So good. So efficient. I want to hopefully one day get as good as her.t.drawfag
Guess the uma
>>3101592Inari Wan
>>3101592I know a tenno sho spring when I see one
I've already done 2 cheeky tenners on Kita and I'm tempted to do another. The free pulls need to happen quick
>>3101592Rice
Time for some rooms706257577062575770625757
>>3101602omfg you tricked me into opening the game I closed it instantly before the Cygames logo shows up. am I bricked or not
>>3101607Bricked. Might as well roll now
>>3101592considering the timing I'm going to have to guess that you tried to train taishin for sprintsloppa
>>3101607you're fine
>>3101602Off to a good start660691046606910466069104
>>3101609>>3101611which is it??
>Paid Banner 136/47 umas>Paid Banner 214/46 umas unlockedMy question is, should I gamble on Paid Banner 1 at all? I will on Paid Banner 2
>>3101617You didn't log in. You just opened the game.
The confusion will never end.
>>3101617If you haven't seen the NEW TRAINEE and and NEW SUPPORT CARD you are good. So long as you havent logged in you should be fine, just exit asap
>>3101624>>3101626ok thanks
>>3101628Yeah just make sure you LEAVE ASAP NEIGHA. Dont leave it to chance
>>3101612Now, can Taishin snatch her place as queen of /vm / on thew next stakes?766940997669409976694099
>>3101625I wonder what type of deck rulership would use
>>3101633hopefully not
>>3101633I might have to invest on my own TAISHIN TESTO
>>3101624Isn't that the same thing?
>>3101638Yeah he's bricked
>>3101641I dreamt about opening the game, am I bricked?
>>3101638Nah, log in is when you go beyond the title screen.
>>3101643You are spiritually not getting any 3 stars on your rolls now
>>3101643If you thought about the game you're unfortunately bricked, shits a cognitohazard
>>3101633Insane duel at the end, I think Condor hit a white skill and overtook Machan736622147366221473662214
>>3101634Rulership only uses a 60 card abomination combo monster deck that loses to one ash blossom.
>/v/ niggas when they get tricked into playing a video game
>>3101428>just saw this onelook man, if Bounty bars will destroy the science dept. so be it, but i wont let go of the bars. you WONT take the mounds/bounty bars away from me!
>>3101652Rulership messes up the lines and scoops out of shame
>>3101647>spiritually not getting any 3 starsSo what I'm pulling Teio?
>>3101657teio is a 3 star
>>3101650Nishino overtook too early and missed her ult, gutsmaxxed Condow wins713647987136479871364798
>>3101655Rulership doomed about broadbull getting unbanned
>>3101658But she's spiritually not.
>>3101660>broadbull getting unbannedWHAT
>>3101663for now...
also, i remember some anon saying how he disliked Kris S' eyelid second thing or whatever, but did anyone notice that Sugar Lights has a similar thing as well?
>You see this plat? This plat is worth more than your club
>>3101670Think those are just regular eyebags
>>3101670Yeah I love it about her, it makes her look super tired and really cute. Sugar Lights support card when?
WHERE IS MY CRIPPLE SEX, CYGAMES!?
>>3101659Now that it's how it was supposed to go804476788044767880447678
I broke the million barrier for the first time!
>ME OWN FOOKIN SON.....A WUV YOU POSTER
>>3101676I'm surprised Machan held off that Condor only for Oguri to TP into victory484766034847660348476603
>neighas are already testing for dirt
>>3101688>UF Machan losing to a UG OguriIt's fuckin rough out here for fronts
>>3101665It got unbanned in MD a few months ago. It really hasn't done much of note outside of being used in Radiant Typhoon piles and Lunalight. Still banned in the TCG and OCG though.
WOAH, KINO DROPPEDhttps://sort.umasort.top/
shuki
>>3101694Everyone said it would make zoo tier 0 though
There's no way the rival umas haven't gotten into a fist fight before after a heated race right? I remember back in high school when I did youth sports shit got fucking bad when emotions were running high
>>3101688Good ol' Nishino with her if losing=win 220337672203376722033767>>3101693It was a gutsmaxxed team, they had lots of whites to make up for it
>>3101700imagine the win variation and orfevre hate sex
>>3101704Well the funny thing is orfe barely even knows who shion is
>>3101592Oguri or makween..
>>3101702OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY NISHINO IT'S MACHAN'S TURN
>>3101711We gotta break her kneecaps 1 day before the CM begins.
>>3101707that makes it more cinematic
>>3101702If losing=win fights you ain't passing me 241641842416418424164184
Come to Tomakomai
Press F
>>3101715I am getting raped by rng in these lobbies
>>3101715That's the secret for front machan?
>>3101700Gentildonna mogged Shina so fucking hard its not even funny
>>3101719Welcome to Takamatsunomiya Kinen
>>3101716We're not going to ERP with you.
>CB didn't finish her event chain
>>3101719Der/v/ is engaging baphomet chest releases to brick our RNG. Do NOT let them win.
>>3101724Like Taishin and Falco theres something inherently funny about KWABxina
>>3101698Zoo formats really were a bit of a trauma event for yugibabs, huh?The game is just too far past what pure Zoo decks can accomplish at this point.
>>3101700Verxina is really underappreciated in the threads, like, shes gorgeous, dude
>>3101715Machan on Machan violence654758836547588365475883>>3101720I think you need at least two skills that burn stam to win anything with a front runner, my Machan would be a lot stronger if sMaru would have FINISHED HER FUCKING CHAIN
>>3101736I'm more interested in her than Gentildonna mostly because blue is significantly better than red
>>3101729How is going to Tomakomai an ERP? Are you perhaps delusional?
>>3101736Then start shilling her dudeIt's every Anon's responsability to shill for one's favourites. Just don't be an obnoxious pest and more anons will come to like her and start making their own 'ganda on their own
PDM IS A CONSPIRACY TO TURN MY ACES INTO BRICKS
>>3101741He's mindbroken and forces people to hate umas with posts he find annoying. Just ignore him.
>>3101745Imagine hating on Hokko
>>3101736>Verxina is really underappreciatedFitting, no?
>>3101741We're not going to ERP with you. Ask your bwos in /vg/.
Why is there a secret tunnel network leading from Oy Neigh to every club? Anytime I've asked danchou or the officers I got told to dream of greater suzuka? What could this mean
>>3101741what will we do when I come to Tomakomai...?
>>3101738I forgot the screenshot but Machan won with Kingu behind her893190318931903189319031
>>3101742you know what, no. not my job to give people good taste. >>3101750i will "fit" your head in a toilet bowl
>>3101752>greater SuzukaSHUT IT DOWN, THEY KNOW
>>3101733I only find Falco funny because I need revenge after the unspeakable things she did to me in the first Cancer cup. I am fueled by spite. I don’t even mean the Falco from hell either.
>>3101755You should hike Mount Tarumae, go to Tarumae shrine, and eat Yoitomake
>>3101752Read the protocols of the elders of oy neigh, you might not know it but if predicts how the midterms are going to go. Demonflats will sweep the board and steal our milk.
>>3101736Yup, when I saw her a year ago she went on the pull plans immediately
>>3101763I asked what WE should do not what I should do...
I don't have any mares in my pull plan
>>3101756Well done Taiki, HOWEVER341982013419820134198201
>>3101764Ya know, Umasimodo predicted all this.
>>3101764Oh THAT'S why the tunnel leading to /v/ma is bigger than the other clubs.
>>3101759caring that much about a mileslop is crazy
>>3101769>machan has perfect positioning, refuses to activate any midrace skills and fucking dies>taiki decides to actually try, then refuses to activate her ultstop hacking my game's code to win
>>3101768That's kinda gay ngl
Why is no one shilling Kita Blanco tho
>>3101777they're all gone
>>3101778>>3101778>>3101778
>>3101775Your accounts security certificate was 4 anon. It was TOO easy
>>3101780>vandalized OP>rushedfuck off /vg/
>>3101780based 30 second baker
>>3101777We don't need to shill her, we love tittysan
>>3101774It’s not about the mileslop, it’s about how I got utterly violated so hard that it gave me shit performance in CMs for ages. She broke my spirit.
>Two support card chains don't even startI need to kill runs the microsecond anything goes slightly less than ideal. Trying to salvage mid to bad runs makes me want to fucking smash my balls in a doorframe
>>3101769POTENTIAL uma shows us that when she works she does wonders787717867877178678771786>>3101775Why aren't you running her as a front? Also your Condor with sprint S would be nasty
>>3101782This OP's the vandalized one
>>3101782This was the vandalised OP, leech trash
>>3101782wdym vandalized?
>>3101790Fronts suck and she has a better win chance as a pace, but I'm also too lazy to get sprint sI usually win publics so idk what's going on here
Uh anyway, I dont care for OP drama and I don't care for it. Are we using that or no
>>3101800It can be fixed next time.
>>3101800If I'm counterbaking I'm using the exact same OP image as this current thread. So use that one instead.
>>3101800Gee I wonder who's behind the 30 second OP with removed information
>>3101777Every single sloptuber is shilling Kita blanco as well as VFujin
>>3101804I'm counterbaking already wait a sec
>>3101805Yeah ik but like, OP is not really all that important. Let's just use it and fix it next time.
>>3101809Alright. So long as there's no gay ass drama idgaf.
Who else is baking
Okay yeah that OP was a little too fast
>>3101810thanks for supporting /uma/!
>>3101809Look I'm the one that added the new info about the login times but I literally don't care if it's in the OP or not.
>>3101818Bro, I dont give a shit about the OP. I wanna talk about the game and ill go with the flow.
>>3101809Thank you /vg/chad!
Y'all are so fucking stupid lol
>>3101825Agreed.
I still don't understand how is it vandalized. That's literally our OP format.
>>3101820Do people actually want a counterbake? Everyone is still here
>>3101828Just scroll up
>>3101829I dont care for it. I just wanna know are we moving on
Flatliners don't deserve handholding
>>3101836>>3101836>>3101836I baked with the same OP text
>>3101840>>3101840>>3101840
This shit cannot be real
bros I think we're gonna need one more just to be safe
you faggots are insufferable sometimes
I might go back to /vg/
lol lmao
I'll just stay in the first one. Those two will definitely get deleted.
Fuck it I'm staying in the windg bake.
never change /v/mapyoi
>>3101841>>3101842You fucking morons.
WHICH ONE DO I USE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>bake early because we have rooms >with the original format>somehow this is vandalized because one neigha said soLiterally /vg/ behavior.
You guys are truly fucking stupid sometimes. Literally nobody gives a shit about this.
>>3101870Just use the Windy like holy shit. The reminder about the no log is also in the thread.
>>3101871Stop pretending like you don't get it
>>3101876But the hall monitor said!!
>>3101880>vagueposting
OH BOY, THREE CAKES
Anywhow, for the late comers. Just use this thread>>3101778>>3101778>>3101778We can use the other bake later if it's stil alive by then.
>>3101540He is not me and he even said he is not me. I’ve currently only made 27 of them fall over, there are plenty more to go!
>>3101920I'm not using the vandalized thread
>>3101841This one has bad information on purpose, move to the other one
