>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. Registration begins October 27th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTgpDptaIAApQ5n?format=jpg&name=large>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious Thread: >>3105119
SOON>Free Scout Stock is applicable if:If it is your first time logging in during the eventTrainers can use all the free 10x scouts accumulated each day throughout the event up to that point.Example: If you do not log in between 9:00 p.m., Oct 20 and 1:59 p.m., Oct 25 (UTC), and log in for the first time at 2:00 p.m., Oct 25 (UTC), you can use 6 free 10x scouts on the Spotlight Pretty Derby Scout.>Free Scout Stock is not applicable if:If you do not log in during the event, and then log in after the event has endedIf it is not your first time logging in during the event>When can I log in?OCT 25 07:00AM (PDT)OCT 25 08:00AM (MDT)OCT 25 09:00AM (CDT)OCT 25 10:00AM (EDT)OCT 25 02:00PM (GMT)OCT 25 02:00PM (UTC)OCT 25 03:00PM (CET)OCT 25 04:00PM (CEST)OCT 25 10:00PM (AWST)OCT 26 01:00AM (AEDT)
Pandora LOVE
>>3107539wait, i actually think second reset today is safe
>>3107539https://umamusume.com/news/1124/fuck off shitskin
>>3107539Isn't that picture the fake one used by the schizo yesterday?
The obvious inspiration for Win Marilyn
>>3107539>OCT 26 01:00AM (AEDT)It’s actually 2am
>>3107552kill kill fuck marry fuck
I wish to be brainwashed by adolescent uma musume pheromones
>>3107546>>3107549It is the fake one, >>3107539Delete your post please
>>3107552Curren sexo
Haru fig?
>>3107539Looks alright
>>3107551I need to not login after today reset or tomorrow reset bwo?
BUY THE FIGURES (and the fine motion ramen)
>wants people to watch her race and say absolute cinema
How can other mares even compete
Just wait the extra day if you're unsure, holy shit how did you not figure this out before flatlining?
>>3107552Fuck, kill, marry, marry, kill.
>>3107539kek what a nigger
THE HARU FIGGY IS REAL
>>3107573>child actresscan't wait for the doijuns
>>3107576It was pretty clear before the bad actors and shitposters started actively spreading false information like yesterday's thread or this picture >>3107539
>>3107572marry marry marry marry marry
WE DON'T NEED NO DIRTOIDS
>>3107539Your fake information got busted yesterday and you are still trying? Embarrassing
>>3107539Wait which part of this is wrong
>>3107593read the image carefully
My favorites never show up in collabs, merch, or as the seiyuus for part of the shot itself so I fucking hate Pakalive.
>>3107594I can't read
>soushite>UWAAAAAAAAAAH
>>3107594I don't even know the original one
>>3107573>earrings>no human ears
I keep winning and winning and winning. I LOVE my oshiwife
>>3107595Now that's actual crab behavior...Do your arms feel like pincers sometimes?
>>3107593The image, read the actual official post >>3107546>>3107539Please delete this post
>>3107613OPERA STAY AWAY FROM HER
Pakalive is going on so it's probably a bad time to ask, but I have to leave in a bit and won't be able to post: my parent luck for this Sprint has been absolutely abysmal and I haven't had a lot of time in the last days, which of these two is better for Pace Pearl/End Taishin? All my Late/Pace pinks have one million whites but all of the Sprint inspos are like this. At least both have Uma Stan to prevent PDM with Taishin
>>3107613I see /v/mapyoi wants to have links to Oy Neigh too... So that's why they gave them 10 billion monies in sashes huh...
>>3107546So 2 more hours?
>>3107621No
>>3107623>UTCMy bad.
right has more racing stam, so probably right. left has better sprint S chance though.
>>3107627Aston Machan...
I genuinely get janny PTSD every time a post deletes the image, I don't think I will ever recover
>>3107627Bless you vaugepostGOD
>>3107627>>3107616meant for this lmao
>>3107620I love how stoic she is, even when being cutesy.
>wife not in anything on pakalive everanother waste of fucking time
Windy!>>3107525>When can I log in?OCT 25 08:00AM (PDT)OCT 25 09:00AM (MDT)OCT 25 10:00AM (CDT)OCT 25 11:00AM (EDT)OCT 25 03:00PM (GMT)OCT 25 03:00PM (UTC)OCT 25 04:00PM (CET)OCT 25 05:00PM (CEST)OCT 25 11:00PM (AWST)OCT 26 02:00AM (AEDT)Tomorrow reset time.
>the windynigger is helpfulHuh?
This is all Rice's fault
>>3107644i honestly think it'll be OCT 24 03:00PM (PDT)OCT 24 04:00PM (MDT)OCT 24 05:00PM (CDT)OCT 24 06:00PM (EDT)OCT 24 10:00PM (GMT)OCT 24 10:00PM (UTC)OCT 24 11:00PM (CET)OCT 25 12:00AM (CEST)OCT 25 06:00AM (AWST)OCT 25 09:00AM (AEDT)gonna send a few scouts later today to see, but the times in the other post are to be absolutely safe
>Hall monitors and ritual posters uniting against Gaslight Dancerkino
>>3107636Yeah, I was leaning for right too, shame that was about 25 borrows ago kek. At least I already have parents/a few GP Dirt mutants ready, so I'm not too late, but I like Sprints and it's not looking good this time.
>>3107573>earrings where human ears are supposed to beHer and Verxina really tick me off for that reason
>>3107651Better to time it during or a minute after reset.
>>3107651Announcement already said to do it 3:00 p.m., Oct 25 (UTC)
>>3107653windyshit is still gaslighting (i wouldn't notice xim if >>3107651 didn't reply lmao)
>>3107664Nah he posted the correct times
>>3107666okay satan
>>3107664Those are wrong
>>3107670You're not gaslighting anyone
REMINDER THAT THIS POST>>3107651AND THIS IMAGE ARE FAKE>>3107539DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR LIES THEY ARE GOING ALL-IN SINCE THEY GOT FOUND OUT YESTERDAY
who let the retards out of their vg cage
>>3107676KYS jeet
I prefer blaming SEA
>>3107681>>>/vg/nigger
>woke up>still dont care about argumentslopSo, Daiwa alt and newma Win Marilyn? I think splitting up Daiwa and Vodka was a good decision, Vodka needs to shine alone sometime. Perhaps she could get a scenario link as well later on?How often do new umas get announced, anyway?
>>3107663yep, that one guarantees it for safety in the post, but if you want to do 40/60 split then it switches to the uma banner today at banner reset (also from the announcement), so it makes no sense for flatliners to be stuck with 50/50 if they log in at banner reset (second reset today), the time tomorrow they listed as an example(i just screenshotted https://umamusume.com/news/1124/ just now, independent neighas can verify)
>>3107685Usually on big events like concerts and annis. Sometimes they just throw them out in the wild like this time.
Is cheer kingu inherit valid for the dirt CM?
>>3107690I'm not clicking on suspicious links, fuck off gaslightfaggot
Im slowly coming to a realization that if instead of arguing on 4chan and calling people gay niggerfaggots i was drawing, i'd be a way better artist...
>Vodka figgy never ever
>>3107693>Usually on big events like concerts and annisThis makes me think that Hokko was probably going to be announced to Global on the concert and that made me very sad
>>3107690I just want 100 fucking Kita pulls, when do I come back
I WILL NOT EAT THE TOMATO PIE! https://files.catbox.moe/rk22ly.png
>>3107696Yes
>>3107699Yeppers. Arguing sometimes is fun but you should actually do that. You have way better things to do than argue with trolls and idiots.t. was doing that
>>3107693Nah, yeah, i get that. I was more so asking about, like, how often do new umas or alts come out, like how often do pakalives happen>>3107701Yup, i think that the fact that her banner time was changed specifically for her to come out during the concert
>>31077048 hours from now
>>3107690Rolls reset during daily reset so you will be bricked if you log in during banner reset.
>>3107575Alter figs are so good manI think it's the paint gradients. They look so vibrant
>>3107709That's not correct, stop lying please
feels good to not be a brokie and having to stress about gibs
>>3107704Tomorrow as Windyfag said >>3107644
>>3107707>recording pausedThe implications.. I kneel
>>3107708Monthly to all of those
>>3107712Alter did the FOTYAY Momohime figure so they will be forever my goats.
>>31077049 bongs
>>3107705HOW DID YOU GET A SCREENSHOT OF MY CLUB
>ritualfags try to make the thread worsefork found in kitchen
>>3107718I don't even know what that means I think it's just the automatic timelapse of the file lel.
>>3107685concerts, new scenarios, annis/half annis, they do add new umas like once every month, sometimes twice a month>>3107708pakalives happen the 4th Friday/Saturday/Sunday every month (one of the three)
>>3107709>>3107722I can't wait for you to kill yourself after nobody falls for it and you don't get to fuck with people anymore
>>3107701Eh, she was already announced to be coming earlier (later?) than usual on the monthly schedule. Wouldn't hit the same as Dantsu getting announced at the end of a live.
>>3107733Fuck off pandoratard
>>3107725I infiltrated der/v/emian grove! I know all about your sick rituals! 1776 will commence again!
>>3107731>>3107719Thankies
i was gonna eat the tomato pie, THEN I GOT BONO INSTEADBIG BEAUTIFUL BONO
>>3107613why are /v/maoyoi and Oy Neigh making under the table deals
>>3107705>be me>be in der/v/>make that one image of CaoCao holding a Machan plush>months later>HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
>>3107653>unfilter>actually correct infosWell, I'll be damned. Our gaslighting problem has gotten so bad that even the evil in our thread is going against them.
>;stub:no;take care
>>3107743Now you will eat way more than that
what the fuck is a forse?
>>3107745YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED DER/V/ SCUM! YOU WILL NOT RUIN ANOTHER STAKES!
>>3107751The force of a horse; a sequel to horsepower.
>All this arguing about log in times>I've already had a copious amount of threesome sex with themIt's amusing
>>3107690you know, they never said which uma banner the free pulls were going onimagine if they all go on the hokko tarumae banner instead of the NY uma banneri know this probably won't happen but it would be funny
>>3107758I actually wouldn't mind that. I want Hokko
>>3107757
>>3107757Threesomes sound cumbersome
>>3107758>they changed the schedule to release Hokko differently from the other servers>they could also change where the free pulls goI dont think that this will happen, but that'd be pretty funny
>>3107613ORENJI UNITY
>>3107751>>3107755it's horsepower / velocity
>>3107765>There are too many women in my sex!
I don't know what's going on.
>>3107773>Still allowing stubs
I can't believe those japanese fucks got me to lust after french women, not once, not twice but THRICEAnyways, hot fresh baguette coming at you, stright out the oven
>>3107525i will NOT be coming to tomakomai
>>3107757That's cool Bateman. But that's nothing, check this out>Foursome, all sizes, muddy and dirtyWhat do you think.
>>3107779I need this baguette in my life
>>3107780many are saying this
>>3107705Do zoomers know who Alex Jones is or is he an ancient meme now?
>>3107779Hey that's cute for an uma that has like 1hour of existance. Nice job
>>3107779I want another one.
>>3107779Damn nice, you are quick. Is this digital?
>>3107779WHOMST? (i missed the pakalive)
>>3107793See: >>3107573
>>3107781I paid the ASTER tax on my twenty Hokko pulls.
>>3107757my prostate could not endure two stallions at the same time
can someone who actually isn't flatlining confirm if this line is actually real
>>3107805I wouldn't doubt it. Those are already SNS/X lingos
>>3107805Gravure idol of course. It's all true
>>3107805this sounds like pronouns twitter tourists claiming Games like Nikke and ZZZ were never really designed with a male audience in mind, and they don't have fanservice, and actually for yuri/yaoi fans kek
>>3107805I'll do it, if you agree to earn 20M fans
>>3107573
what do you mean vacation is over
DANCHO THE SASH TERRORIST IS DOING IT AGAIN!
>>3107817next month? uhh sure i can flatline a bit more...
>>3107823Not terrible, that second place in the QEC stings, but at least she got a G1 so people don't sperg about thatCareer could be kino, lots of places to take it
>>3107832So not only are flatliners a burden to their club, they also contribute nothing to the thread.
>>3107840All the funny posts? FlatlineGODS make those btw
Hokko career dumpy?
i ate the tomato pie... twenty cheeky tenners...
>there's no good coffee at the motelIt's over
>>3107805I'll report back on the first four episodes after I'm done cooking and eating dinner
>>3107848i'll do if i luckshit her with a twonner
>>3107849Thank god my jiggly goddess came to me in only 6 cheeky tenners
>>3107851Coffee is disgusting anyways, people only pretend to like it to act all pretentious and interesting
>>3107849bro got made an example of by shiraokisama that's what you get for wasting carats on dirtoids
>>3107857I remember when I was 18 too. You'll get it eventually
Clearly you never had a good cup of joe in your life
>>3107857It's an acquired taste you're just a faggot
>>3107858ill run her even on turf though.i know thats retarded. but i will.
>>3107860I'm 26>>3107865I like black olives, coffee is just putrid bitter water
>2 Taishin careers lose debut in a rowIt's actually baffling that we can't clock this retarded shit yet.
>>3107849Umalex Jones tried to warn you...
>>3107857I drink the cheapest most basic ass coffee at house and at workBut I do enjoy slightly expensive tea
>>3107871>coffee is just putrid bitter waterWhat were you drinking, americano?
cold brew is delicious and dead easy to make though, just try it anon
>>3107874tea is better yes>>3107875I've tried several and they all fucking suck, you need to stop pretending
If your roast us decent there's nothing wrong with a black Americano
My oshi loves to be roasted by a black Americano
There is something wrong with you if you actually like coffee and aren't just pretending
>>3107894Ok Tachyon
>>3107893shichi trainer...
I... I like coffee
>>3107848I’d do it but I’m not at home yet. When the hell did I get Machan?
REMEMBER: You can log off now and NOT LOG ON until the afternoon update and get 10 free extra rolls on the KITASAN banner!
>>3107898Not even sugar can save that
>>3107904marry marry marry
>Five songs pre-debut>Four songs before first summer>The third 5% TE song has not shown up onceThis is somehow a skill issue
>>3107857Based + RightDrugs are unrequired in my body. When I was a teenager, I drank coffee and smoked pot. Now, 20 years later, I haven't touched the stuff in many years.
>>3107911Yes she can
https://x.com/tomachop_822/status/2113975650268909755
>>3107916>Five songs pre-debutI don't think that's what you meant to say
>>3107927It's not but I was seething so hard I couldn't type straight
>>3107930Please call the GL rape hotlineYou are not alone
>>3107933I eiuld like to report a suspicion that my drink has been drugd by a nefursius actrr.. rc
>>3107805>>3107852Nothing in ep 1-4
>I've laced your shit foolish Guineapig
>>3107940Umamusume preworkout edits when?
Your legs yearn for the dirt anon, you better have spent these days flatlining getting back in shape.
wait until the flatliners realize they missed out on the club room gang bang
>>3107805>>3107852After the Kawasaki Kinen
Why do newmas look so soulless?
>>3107954>20 bucks for (1) portion of instant noodles
>vacation till middnightOh well. Got a blast from the past from the feed at least.https://youtu.be/t_X4qsOXA-sMan, i didnt see this in two decades.
>CB has one event left to give Daring Strike>Get three events from supports not in my deck in the last seven turns after second summerSuch a dumb retarded nigger aids system I hate it even more than I hate GL. It's actually baffling that they never fix this shit.
Please do not ignore your 10 pull in thirty minutes. IF YOU DO NOT PULL IT WHILE ON, IT WILL NOT CARRY OVER. You will lose out on a free 10-pull. Reset does NOT GIVE YOU two pulls on Kitasan. The carry over works ONLY IF YOU HAVE NOT LOGGED IN FOR THAT EVENT!!!!I'm being serious here. Roll.
>>3107964Its done on purpose nigga, to waste your time.
>>3107971Wuv you
>>3107964I had a perfect run - amazing UG9 stat line, Sprint S, Turf S, fucking immaculate - and 7 turns from the end, Daiichi Ruby procced her 2nd event. Then a fre turns from the end Agnes Tachyon proceeded to proc her events in succession for no reason. Ruby never finished.I hate this game.
>>3107975I just want people to understand how it works and not miss out.
>>3107971Is this true? How you get 60 rolls then
>>3107983You can't. It works to get 100 rolls from Scout Accumulation, but that's literally only if you log off before the event starts, and only log in after the afternoon reset when it changes to Kitabanner.YOU CANNOT GET 60 ROLLS SPECIFICALLY ON THE KITABANNER. Check the image above you. If you logged in at ANY POINT during the event, you CANNOT "Bank" 10 rolls to the next one. YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND TRY IF YOU WANT - but you will MISS OUT on those rolls.
>>3107985Why would you lose 10 rolls if you dont log in for 12 hours though? Shouldnt they stay on the SSR banner?
>>3107985it's not BANKING a tenner, that's logging in after free pulls switch to uma banner and logging AFTER itgame wouldn't NOT give you a free ten pull because you didn't log in during a random 7 hour windowretard
Don't trust in schizos typing in all caps.The "Free Scout Stock" is not the same as the regular daily free 10x scouts.
>The daily free 10x scout is available once per day. If the eligible Scout changes after using your daily free 10x scout, then you will be unable to use a free 10x scout for it until the next time it resets.does this not imply that if you don't use your free pull before the eligible banner changes, then you will be able to use it on the new one
>>3107996No.
This whole flatline thing is troublesome as fuck holy
>>3107823Mediocre jobber (by Uma standards) but did race against Daring Tact for the tiara so potentially maybe finally teasing letting Tact out of the prison?And perhaps even more importantly she ran in that Dubai race that certain little unknown horse called Equinox won.
>that thigh squish on scarlet's new costume
>>3108005the first CM after 6th anni is a mile, it's def gonna be a Daring Tact CM
I was a vg main during tama/fuku spd banner and I was flatlining to carryover those but was it that fucked up in /v/ by bad actors too?
>>3107573>Win MarilynSo they're building up Tact's rival list for her career. It's a shame we'll never get Sodashi because of the fat man. >Durrr is she a jobber?She ran longs against male horses and won, that's like Curren being able to run mediums and longs.Next uma we'll get is probably Geraldina if not Tact herself
>>3107945Hey I didn't have this one, saved lol
>>3107971Wrong, I tried this before on the tachyon/LH - twin turbo banner and it carried over
>>3107573The HK scenario...
>>3108019You're a piece of shit gaslighter going to strip 10 free pulls from players. It doesn't matter if you don't log in until kita banner drop - it will just mean missing out on a 10x card pull.You're a fucking cruel joke.
>>3107971Shut the fuck up lying nigger
>>3107940>>3107945Do you have the template to do one like this?
>>3108022lol
>>3107996Purely logically speaking, it does not imply that.But yeah, one would think the motivation for them making that clarification is because you can wait until banner reset to use your 10x free rolls on the trainee banner after seeing it change.And this was in fact possible last time they did this free scout campaign.I am logged in now and I will be waiting until tonight to do Kita rolls instead.
>>3108022I dont think he is. I will try it and remember the results for the next time, i dont care about SSRs that much this time.
Don't worry neighas. I'll try and see if I can put my rolls to Kita instead.Do I need to not log in for later's reset to put my roll to Kita later on?
i WONT log in for 7 hours and i WILL get a free uma tenner and i WILL get 9 3* in it so the faggot who went to 200 to spark kitasan will EXPLODE
>>3108004People were saying it was easy as fuck and I straight up knew there would be confusion and gaslighters
>>3107973>>3107964I remember seeing a video about how some guy used claude to decompile some mobile game, and found out that the game gave you good rng at the start, but then bricked you as you got near your PB so youd watch ads to get a revive or something. Its like this, but without the ads i guess
>>3108011>but was it that fucked up in /v/ by bad actors too?No, not at all, the shitposters from /vg/ come here because they see us easier to fool, this is the first time a mass skipping has happened. People didn't really care back then
>>3108036At this point it's useless to ask here, sadly the shitposters have compromised all discussion about this issue, you should not expect any answer you get here to be in bad faith. You should unironically look elsewhere like Tw*tter or R*ddit, unlike here people will be more honest
>>3108046>Fine motion gives you Prepared to Pass>Watch a Tomakomai ad to get Speed StarT-thanks Tarumae!
>>3108056>you should not expect any answer you get here to be in bad faithto be in good faith*** shit even I can't be trusted
>>3108046Umamusume determines what SSRs trigger when you start your run. You can use the cheating software to see what events you get and brick the run on the spot.
>>3108056there's actually a site that has all of the info about free pulls straight from the devs but they don't want you to know about it
>>3108063not true btw>t. uses overseer
>clock change tonight>have to remember to not log in early tomorrowwatch me forget about it completely and fuck it up
>>3108065actually true btw https://hakuraku.moe/masterdatai do not read unix timestamps
if you DO NOT USE YOUR 10X CARD SCOUT, you will LOSE IT.
>>3108067That chatgpt announcement promising that overseer can do like 4 more things than it actually can when it's just repackaged https://github.com/SweepTosher/dumper has done permanent damage to people's understanding of what can be cheated
>>3108056It's actually so bad that even the windy ritualposer's trying to fight the gaslighters
>>3108068If you've done the "Logged out before event started" then yeah it'll work, I don't think you can fuck it up. But if you logged in at any point it tops working.
>>3108067is it good
keibagods, Wuvcen status? Looking good?
>>3108084extremely. You can get perfect aces with its predictions.
>>3108078I can't believe there are so many niggers on the Internet, even I don't know what to do anymore, not even /v/ma being trusty is crazy
>>3108075That's means if you don't use today's by tomorrow's daily reset you'll lose it retard, not if you don't use it on cards. Today at reset you get another tenner, if you've been flatlining you get your scout stack as well. Then if you wait until banner reset you can blow it all on Kita. It doesn't just all magically disappear because the banner changes. If that were the case you would lose the scout stack at 10PM UTC on ANY day.
>>3108084eh it's fine i guess? it's kinda an amalgamation of like 4 diffferent projects put together, the training helper for suggested clicks is of questionable quality sometimes thoughthe things that are not in overseer>support card chains finishing at the beginning>actual race results before you select race>training failure actually succeeding
>>3108076No one knows how far cheaters went from there, like nobody was discussing cheating gold skills.Who knows what else is possible. Maybe you can even cheat gacha (rolling cards and umas).
The nips are aware of Daisca's chest logistic problems
>>3108075You are fucking retarded
I feel like this game is about to bend me over and fuck me raw, I'll report back in a few turns.
People Jong and Jig but never Chess, fascinating
>>3108092
>>3108084Unless I'm using some gimped version the only useful thing it does is tell you before hand which result of an event you're going to get. For example you'll know before clicking if you'll get slow metabolism so you can choose the top option instead.
Y'know what? Fuck 1600 speed cap, it should've been 1400
>>3108107The gold skill thing was fixed within a week of it blowing up, there hasn't been much development except for one new unpublished career exploit that's maybe ~+300 score on average per careert. cheating syndicate
>>3108107Whatever you can cheat in extensively, nobody is going to tell you. If it went public, it wouldnt be useable anymore.
seeing that screenshot of someone entering a cm with a build with skills that weren't in the game yet made me realize japanese people shouldn't be allowed to develop multiplayer games
I'm running out of umas that can be glued to make more room.
>2 cheeky tickets at the banner>nothingI THINK TOMAKOMAI SUCKS
>>3108130That's been known since forever. Japs can't code for shit.
One minute
>>3108130That's still possible, by the way. Which is hilarious. The predictor bot also works just fine, people use a JP version. It essentially datamines your run since after starting it, all of your options are "pre-loaded". So it "pre-loads" what clicks will show up, and what their effect will be. Ergo you can see "Oh this 60% fail will succeed" and what support cards will finish their chains.Essentially it allows for perfect runs if you restart the bad ones.
>>3108112This didn't impede Brian and Hayahide, who both have bigger busts.
>>3108141Overseer doesn't do it so either you're just guessing or have some hidden tech
>>3108135>cheeky roll on a banner>cheated by the pacer hussy
>/vm/a is full of cheaters and gaslighterstragic
>2 hours agoFuck, im nothing compared to him...
>>3108144I'm not talking about "Overseer".
>nothing againI HATE CARD BANNERS!!!!
>>3108141Sounds like a massive gaslight but what do i know
>>3108078I miss when we can just blame him for everything but this time it's not even the case since he's against the trolls
>only four SSRs from the free pulls
>>3108147I miss when we used to shame cheaters
>>3108151
>>3108153Literal evidence has been posted here before. No, I didn't save it, I'm a retard, but I was pissed off about it.
>>3108155exlpode
>>3108154To be fair it can still be him
>>3108158>he wants the info>so everyone on the thread can copy it and share it to redditLel what a retard
>>3108112It's because Cygoys is woke and retarded
>>3108116Where are all the shoggers?
>>3108147>/vm/a
>>3108163That's true but I'm basing on the reply times from the gaslighter(s) and his last avatarfag post
Thankfully it only took 14 cheeky tenners. Still leaves me good for CB and Ramonu.
>>3108170>/vm/a's jong and jigg>formely /v/ma's
>>3108168Japanese chess does nothing for me
>>3108175
Wow thank you Light Hello for finally deciding to appear at the end of GL after only showing once in 400 pulls during your banner
I've been calling it Tokomokai and turns out I was wrong all this time
>>3108186https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgy2CShrzOU
>>3108185Well you still can use her for 2 CMs
>>3108190https://youtu.be/S5Tfq_bwyLs
>We say /vm/a now. Don't we?
I'm saving my free rolls. Will report back in 7h
>>3108194I say BEEma
>>3108194No
You know what is annoying? When you uncap a support card, and then click the level up tab and it swaps to a different support card.
>>3108201turn off your filters?
So which is it really? Can I 40/60 or I can only 50/50
>>3108203>Sort by uncap available>Uncap card>Click level up>It's a different cardYou can't turn off your filters in there bro
>>3108205If you don't pull the 10x support scout, it's lost. The 10x kita scout only starts tomorrow.
>>3108205Depends whether you think if Cygames is stupid enough to just delete your free pulls at banner reset.
>>3108205People are split. You can wait and you wont lose anything.
>>3108208works on my machine
>>3108209>>3108210Someone here is deliberately lying every time someone asks and they are such a gigantic nigger
>>3108205I went 50/50 not gonna bother goombling on this.
>>3108205
>>3108214Why would it just magically change from a card to an uma pull? That's literally never worked.Today you get a 10x CARD pull.Tomorrow you get a 10x UMA pull.
It's going to be so fucking funny when the free pulls are actually on Hokko
Yo can I log in and get the 60/40 split?
>>3108194/v/ma is on /v/. There are still remnants hiding from Janny in there.
>>3108214It's people that are retarded and don't know how to read. If the pull disappeared at reset, they would say it. Instead they give this example meaning that if you don't pull on the support you get the uma pull.
I got 0 SSRs from the card pulls, that means I'm due to get lucky once the kitasan freebies start
>>3108221"Tomorrow"
>>3108223You WILL come to Tomakomai and you WILL be happy
Don't login in for 6 more hours right?
>>3108221But it literally did work last time
Niggas just wait. Pulls wont be gone and you get 50/50 on split.If you ever lost pulls at the banner change it would happen before and someone would remember.
>>3108234DO NOT LOG IN UNTIL TOMORROW AFTERNOON RETARD
>>3108241When is the banner switch?
>Wake up>Hokko is outHuh, what?
>>3108233I'm already going to cum in Tomakomai >>3108175
>>3108243whenever the afternoon reset is, but tomorrow
>>3108234Login now and do a fan run
>>3108246So I can't do 40/60?
I logged in... I can wait until midnight before using free rolls and they will change from cards to umas right?
>>3108251well you bricked yourselfcongratulations retard
>>3108235I was thinking of recording this phenomenon this time, but I realized it wouldn't help after banner change, and would only serve to prove wrong retards who don't care or won't admit they're wrong anyway.
>>3108251Idiot
>>3108251>>3108235yesthe only question is whether or not the scout stock works with this
>>3108244C O M E
>>3108251no, it'll reset to one 10-pull upon kita changingunless you didn't log in til kita resetpull your cards I guess
GOOOOOOOOOD morning lads havent posted here since i took my time off, but today's the day I can return! Missed you all. I can login at.... 3pm pst / 6pm est, correct?
>>3108251ANOTHER ONE
>>3108258Dont listen to this gaslighting retard. You lose nothing by waiting.
>>3108244Don't look out the window, anon.
>>3108262You can log in 7 hours from now.
>>3108244it dropped at 2 AM EDT since they planned the concert in order to shill Tomakomai
>>3108251Either shitposting or retarded
>>3108251If it says this on your sweepy banner then you're successfully fucked and wasted time for nothing. But at least you can still finish the free pulls on the cards right there and there
is tarumae a yandere? would she force you to go to tomakomai against your will?
>>3108262People are lying and gaslighting out the ass, do not trust anyone, do not trust shit like >>3108268Before this shit started everyone agreed that the time was daily reset on the 25th
>>3108234I will tell you when free Kitarolls start, just stay put until then, okay?
The free pulls on the Kitasan banner are from 10:00 p.m. Oct 24–2:59 p.m., Oct 30, 2026 (UTC). So that means its after the second reset right?
>>3108251WHYYY the times already replied to the OP >>3107644
>>3108264>gaslighting retard>with video evidencelol. you are right that you lose nothing by waiting. other than 7 hours of half TP.
It's out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ8otN2v0Sk
>pic related from daily roll>sweepy wit and ayabe strI used my luck, I'm going to get raped by rng during Ramonu's banner
I'm getting raped by the bingo this event. I haven't had a single wheel so far completed under 25 spins.
>>3107779french women are pretty hot. also the best place to find good nudity a lot of the time is french movies
I have been getting a lot of posts from Tomakomai tourism agency lately, I blame her for that
Skimmed through the thread, is it true that I can login now? I thought I had like 32 more hours, this flew by quick
>>3108289hasn't this been out?
>>3108287It's probably a shitposter farming (you)s
>>585480992WTF
>>3108295DO NOT LOG IN YET
>>3108290There was an excess of luck particles in the game because of flatliners. You're fine.
>>3108295nyo, its still cards until later today
You niggas are awfully desperate to get an extra 40 pulls of 1-2* umas
>>3108295Are you fucking retarded
Can't wait for this all to be over just for you all to have to spark her anyways. All this trouble for nothing.
>>3108305It's for 7500 carats off of a spark. You DO plan to roll til spark no matter what right?
>/uma/ in /vg/ is fucking laughing at us its embarrassing
If no one flatlined, no one would be asking retarded questions and getting gaslight answers.I think all the flatliners should be kicked from their clubs for causing all these problems. Sadly, it means we will lose our precious danchou, but I'm already wearing his skinsuit.
>>3108296Been out for 4 hours
>got both of themThis worked flawlessly.
>>3108308I'm a luck chad. I already pulled Kita from my daily rolls
>>3108310This flatlining event has brought more trouble than us than all our past problems
>>3108309I bet you are the same guy doing both posts. Bonus points for fanning the flames. Embarassing t b h
how about some rooms?
>>3108314Wait what, you can login now?
I logged in....
>>3108321No, that's the screenshot from the guy that rolled then both (with carats) some days ago.
SAAR PLEASE DO NOT LOGIN
what cm are we on? cm20?im out of the loop
>>3108170/v/ would never have such faggot outliersit would be 100% faggots instead
YOU CAN LOG IN NOWTHEY EXPIRE AT DAILY RESET TOMORROWPLEASE ALL OF YOU KILL YOURSELVES
>>3108321Yeah, you can always login
>>3108324>then both*them both
>>3108329
>>3108329But the gaslighter will say that these won't change to uma rolls
At this point its natural selection if you ask me, you either listen to me when I tell you the kitarolls arrive, or you be a sucker
>>3108329I am so confused right now
>>3108306I'm just pretending and joining in on the fun, I'm not even flatlining
>>3108294I feel really down bad for this fat fucking cow.Please eat more jam rolls my dear trainee. It all seems to go to the good places
>>3108289BROS????
>>3108341You are watching at a guy possibly gloating at a bricked account. We shall know in 7 hours.
>>3108329Doesn't this mean that they go to support cards? I think its safer to wait
>>3108347>>3108289who the fuck watches youtube video "guides" on umamusumejust play the fucking game and enjoy yourselfRamonu is useful for multiple CM's, rolling her is very worthwhile
>>3108347yeah you can skip ramonu if you plan to pull style-specific wit, deck is 1 wit later on >b-but what if you want to build an uma that's not your main styleNOONE DOES THAT
>>3108329>>3108342Kill yourself and stop lying to people you retarded gorilla nigger
will Summer Tarumae be stronger than rickey?
I honestly don't know why you'd even considering logging in this early if you are legitimately this worried about missing the pulls.
I don't get what the big deal is, just take an extra day off or two to be safe?
>>3108347McQueen is when SSRs start becoming specialized anon, Ramonu is universal wit card.
>>3108347Ramonu rwos... Losted... i wasnt planning on pulling for her anyways
>>3108329Did you actually log in and brick yourself
>>3108359Yes
>>3107874>not getting premium draft coffee from the gas station
>>3108355I have ran all styles before. This "style specialization" is just the clipping of my wings.
>>3108362so the mexican guide was pace chaser focused all along?
>>3108371It always was. Often people point it out when its posted.
>>3108360addiction
>>3108360If I log in on the 25th at daily reset I just get everything guaranteed right? I'm not that desperate to play the game at the earliest possible time, I enjoy being free so much
>>3108355And here I am building an end digi as frontGOD as we speak.I don't even have a 0LB CB
I think I'm just incapable of making ends for sprints man like they just don't work.
>I missed hotline Miami anon I got wrecked by going to Knott's yesterday...
>>3108362>have seen multiple anons in the past say "skip ramonu rudolph is a better wit card">It's F O U R (4) scenarios from now
>>3108347What is witgod on about? Ramonu is a generalist/pace card, you'll get use out of her for 3 scenarios at least
>>3108378
Not pulling for Ramonu is stupid, it's a very solid card. If you have an MLB Fine Motion and a specific Wit card in mind, you CAN skip it. Just for most people that isn't recommended.>>3108382Just do King Halo Cheerleader, even a mediocre one can hit 60% WRShe's basically the Xoguri of this CM
>>3108378I don't know, and I do not care. I already have them both.
>>3108366gimma some of that NTR cold brew
>>3108378yes, that's the safest no questions asked time, anything earlier is tempting fate
>>3108366>draft coffee from the gas stationWhat kind of unholy abomination is that?!
It is exponentially safer for flatliners to just wait until second reset and get people to confirm.
>>3108384Yeah, a year + wait.
>>3108378I already got them.
>>3108398thanks nigger i have a raging boner now
Who do I run for Aquarius Cup? Regular Inari One or Festival Inari One? It's a difference of .2 acceleration due to having only having straightaway spurt rather than EC, but to compensate she does at least get a velocity skill and relevant speed greens in kit, plus having notably useful innate gold skill Tail Nine rather than a gold for the wrong track distance.
SO DOES MY REMAINING 10 CARRYOVER TO UMA BANNER OR NOT
So I can login in now?
>>3108347he does say that but he also says you will lose cms without her for the duration of her reign. he said this in the context that important support card rolls accelerate starting in L'arc.
>>3108403HODL NIGGA HODLTOUCH SOME GRASS
>>3108403I doubt they will disappear so just hold on to them for now
>>3108405yeppers
ARE WE PUZZLEGODS /V/MA?
>>3108401Base Inari seems better. Festival has no ult and only one gold accel, which you can sub for alternatives without hurting too much
>Look up here>Everyone is confused>Look up in xitter >everyone is confused>Look up in l*ddit>everyone is confused >look up in the forbidden land out of desperation>everyone is confusedCyjews really makes this free pulls shit confusing
>>3108410I trust you
>>3108408>>3108409Okay I'm believing you two and will blame you two if it don't carryover
>>3108387I have FM. I can't wait to dump that low priority, low starting friendship, agemasen gold, low hint chance/hint level piece of garbage.
can i use this card in the current cm? it has left handed
>>3108416I wouldn't do that anon, please just wait until the second reset
>>3108347>End closers don't get a proper dedicated speed card until fucking L'Arc while everyone else already has one>End closers don't get their better-than-Ramonu wit card until halfway through UAF while everyone else gets one in L'Arc at the latestThis sucks, manI still don't know how the fuck I'm supposed to handle speed cards next year aside from getting speed El. There are so many marginal upgrades in such quick succession
>>3108407Around L'Arc you got FOUR big cards.>pasa>mcqueen>bourbon>whatever that stamina card isFOUR CARDS. Alot of pulls.
>>3108421yeppers
Can we have some dirt rooms?
>>3108411JiggieGODS have been training for this exact moment!
>"ah man that was a nice couple of days off, time to head on back">people logging in early>gutsmaxxing>skipping ramonuwtf have you guys been up to
>>3108421you can't, Suzuka is scenario link this scenario, so the game will literally block you from running the card
>>3108416
>>3108347>>3108407>>3108427>everyone says l'arc is the giga kino best scenario in uma history>It's apparently the most whale tastic ultimate BUHIIII-fest and you need to roll for almost an entirely new deck of MLB support cardsOh is this scenario actually shit and /uma/ is just going mask off about being whales?And if you point it out you're brown or whatever?
>>3108429Host em
>>3108428>>3108435oh. Wait, really? Wait who's right. I don't have any cards really with left handed or winter runner and I need 3 greens for groundworksplease help...
>>3108394Yes, that's what I'm trying to say, there is a really dedicated faggot here and in /uma/ trying really hard to brick people by logging in early
>>3108427Unrealistic for f2p to get all those for 5% more friendship bonus and 1 more SP bonus
>>3108439>/uma/
>>3108439kill yourself retarded nigger
>>3108439I got what, 150k carats. I can pull whatever i want.
>>3108439>/***/Out
>>3108387you can skip it I guess in that scenario but it feels like you waste that 120 free pulls.
>>3108411>puzzle>look inside>the 1th and the 4st have to be the same color>you can barely control itwow such game design
>>3108427webm related?
>>3108411>If fragment 1 and 5 are the same you'll get that>If they differ, whatever is more populated in the bottom row wins>Random if tieIt's that simple
>>3108439wrong tab
>>3108439>rolls for ramonuNot my problem.
>>3108451well it's the first and the fifth should preferably be the same (your desired) color but in the case that you can't do that, at least one of the first or the fifth must be your desired color, and you just need to have more of it than the other color
>>3108455Yes.
>>3108427People talk about that Satano Diamond card a lot too isn't that L'Arc?
>>3108441CM22176229491762294917622949
>>3108433all the good players fucked off for the flatlining and there's only /uma/niggers left as you can see
Why is Cygames so incapable of creating a fun scenario? The only fun one so far is nunity and its because it was reworked.
>>3108427The real sucky part is there’s a lot of nice umas released during L’arc. I won’t say anything about meta, I don’t care about if an uma is meta. But a lot of them sure are cute. I don’t care about fronts so I can safely skip Bourbon at least.
>>3108465I logged in by accident because I wanted to join a room....
>>3108463sometimes I miss playing ultra coomer gachasits fine that uma tries to keep a "classy" atmosphere but the issue is I myself have no shame
>>3108467New Unity > MANT > Unity > New Ura > Ura > Trailblazerfor me
People having both threads open is the reason the quality has tanked so much here, /vg/posters should be banned from the rest of the site
>>3108469OMG ANOTHER ONE
>>3108464Solid wit card. You are drowning in 3 wit cards though.>>3108465This is the ultimate shitpost right here.Baiting people with rooms.
Guys lets stop being retarded and just look at the in game notice>Pretty Derby Scout (Oct 24-2:59 PM) This is the second reset today>If you do not log in between 20 and 25 you can use 6 free 10 scouts on the pretty derby scoutThere is zero downside to waiting for the second reset. I believe it's today after second reset, but it does hurt to wait for confirmation.
>>3108471I meant GL not TB wtf am I doingI hate grand live so much I've barely played it
>>3108473Do you believe everything you read on the Internet?
>>3108467They learned with time how to make better scenarios, the only other scenario I hear JPlayers complain about is one of the food ones or something.
>>3108475trusting the devs? IN THIS ECONOMY???
>>3108439go back and stay there
>>3108471My current rankings? Nunity > URA > MANT > GL > Unity1. I know about the URA changes but it’s hard to judge it without a CM to use it on.
>>3108478i talk to some people who play JP sometimes, i heard them complain about twinkle legends, i heard them complain about DYI, i heard them complain about onsen, i heard them complain about Breeders cup, they're complaining about ramen
>all these people blueballing for mere 6 hoursJesus christ, just wait.
>>3108478Do japs not like fatter women?
>>3108472This but unironically. Neighas who started using both threads started adopting the culture of that thread, its their fault
>>3108482I just went off of what is most fun to play for me
>>3108411I've checked some stream playing it and it's the same rng shit as always except in a little bit different form. Expect people missing good GL times because it looks random can really fuck you up there.
>>3108475>in game noticeIs this mobile only? When i click the notice thingy it directs me towards the website.
>>3108451>>3108491also everything you do gives you a token>yes, even resting>rec too>and racingso if you get shit token luck, you're fucked
>>3108471Unity 1 > Grand Concert > Unity 2 > TrackblazerURA unranked cause it's like a base for other scenarios and I've not played ura 2
>>3108472and /vg/ posters are more likely to have other generals open at the same time as well, so you're effectively importing all of /vg/ here, and there are much, much worse generals than /***/ over there.
>>3108493Nope, Notices, then switch the tab to events and scroll down until you see "Up to free 100 scouts"
>people hate GLJust click on speed, it'll be fine
>>3108493it's the same thing on the website
>>3108471For me it'sNu-Unity > Nu-URA > old URA > [POWER GAP] > MANT >= old Unity > GC
>>3108488I went off of playing as a long term experience. I did like MANT in a vacuum but the massive issues with it did wear on over time. Despite that, it never sent me into the schizo induced madness old Unity made me go through.
>>3108465I guess that tierlist from JP was correct736058707360587073605870
I don't even know who's gaslighting or not anymore
>>3108498For me it looked like the worst thing is that new tokens don't get accumulated before you spend them if they are full. So if you don't have good trainings after you fill them you're fucked since you are either wasting them on shit training or don't accumulate new ones. But we'll see how it compares, but it looks like it's the same. I honestly didn't notice much of a difference between scenarios in terms of random.
>>3108484Wait is this whole issue because people want to see if they can log in early and still get free pulls on Kita? Is that it? Why THE FUCK would you do that when>1. You are risking bricking your free pulls>2. Logging in on the 25th after daily reset guarantees you get EVERYTHING>3. The game is fucking dogshit why would you want to play it hours early that badly?
>>3108498The rng is between getting the good buff and the less good buff, so there seems to be more wiggle room than dogshit GL, but I haven't tested it yet.
>>3108514https://youtu.be/Ny3Cc6YLXE0
>>3108514
>>3108514Anon see>>3108475This isn't some super malicious conspiracy to brick people for shits and giggles people are just dumb and confused, the free rolls are today after the second reset AND IF THAT'S NOT THE CASE then you can just wait for confirmation cuz the rolls keep stacking.
>>3108503Am i doing something wrong?
>>31085165 extra grand live ace runs can be the difference who's kidding they're all gonna be 5 glue runs anyways
Having 2 resets at all is retarded, who the fuck thought of this?
>>3108471NUnity > URA > GL > Unity 1 >>>> punching yourself in the balls >>>> M*NT
>>3108524>is internet bad?
>>3108534decent opinionpeople really forget how dog-ass original unity was
>>3108516Its amazing, innit. People are so hooked half a Saturday is hell to them.
>>3108524I think in browsers its just gonna lead you to the official page
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T IN YOUR ROLLS WILL JUST MAGICALLY DISAPPEAR EVEN THOUGH CYGAMES EXPLICITLY SAYS THEY WON'T
>>3108535>ask about IN GAME notice>direct me towards the web site
>>3108523>super malicious conspiracy to brick people for shits and gigglesI do that unironically, you deserve to be fucked by knowledge disparity if you can't open official website and check yourself
>>3108543If you login now your pulls dissappear at reset retard. Just be safe and dont log in
>>3108546do you also do this for CMs too?
>>3108546go back nigger
>>3108523I don't think it answers if the rolls for non-flatliners will carryover to the uma banners or not
>>3108546Doing this only lowers thread quality.
>>3108509ez backliner victory! But let's be real here fronts are at .5% of their real power in this room and I'm really worried414498524144985241449852
everytime
>>3108550>>3108329When is 14:59 October 25, 2026 (UTC)
How often will they do there split banner free pulls thing? Because im really getting the vibe that the this whole thing will repeat itself every time
>>3108567never again unironically
>>3108569That's a good thing, given the state of this thread.
>>3108567this is the last time they ever do it>>3108566that's in like a bit less than 11 hours?
>>3108551I usually help but start intentionally sabotaging after random retards accuse me of lying
>>3108546
>>3108574>that's in like a bit less than 11 hours?Walk me through how you came to this conclusion
>>3108580and by 11 i meant 23 fuck i'm retarded
>>3108566That is 22 hours, 44 minutes, and 2 seconds
keiba anon here, if it turns out that second reset today is safe, then i'll host the re-enactments for the kikuka sho and the G3 from last night, if not then i know another anon volunteered
>Falcon left out of the dirt group songLMAO
/v/ma uses bings and bongs don't come to me with that timezone bs
>>31085625/9
>>3108546You don't belong here, you are spiritually a nigger, get the fuck out
>>>/vg/585485086the new uma coming to jp
Fuck I logged in by accident
FUCK WAS I TOO EARLY?
>>3108564The line is blurring now because people from there come shitpost here and you have unironic faggots like >>3108546We used to be better than them but they want us to be as bad as them
Drawfriends does any of you have a guide on how to draw sweat digitally? I'm sobbing and my speech is silly
>Last day of flatlining>Made a schizo have a melty>Will get umas for free>And all of this while just resting and playing other games.Man, what a week! can't wait to post my pulls
>>3108589>if it turns out that second reset today is safeI wouldn't trust that, I will just wait more since it's guaranteed and I fucking despise this game
>>3108601Do you guys not read the fucking thread begging people to not log in?
>>3108607>yeah i woudn't trust the devs they want to brick me and make me swipe
To be completely honest to anyone that logged in today. You deserved it.
>average of 40 hours for a 9/9 lineageAUHHGG
>>3108604Not a good enough drawfag, but i looked up online and found this https://youtu.be/WwxAJlH5vT4
>>3108601This can't be real.
>>3107525SHITi missed 2 days of free tamamo cross starsi was used to the bonus stars always coinciding with the last 2 days of the celebration missions but they changed it up so i didn't know to run the kyodo kimpai.
>>3108606I can't wait for the 100 free pulls and then continue.
>>3108604draw multiple U shapes on the body then fill with a dot of white EZ
>>3108615apparently seeking the pearl stars are coming soon, and the only reminder is if you see the little icon when scheduling career.
>>3108604Not a drawfag but ningengokko does sweaty umas
>>3108612the extra star isn't worth it, your time is better off literally running with a 6* lineage and dumping a fraction of that time back into ace runs.
>>3108608>>3108614It's not real someone is posting screenshots for the lulz
>>3107573Some extra tidbits:>Grass-spawn>career pace chaser except for a single race:>her sole G1 win at the 2022 HK Vase, beating the likes of Glory Vase, the Japanese 2-time HK Vase winner, had her surging in the final stretch from last in the pack after losing the position battle entirely: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lER3Mi2kkqg>also beat Glory Vase at the 2022 G2 Sankei Sho All Comers>lost to Titleholder at the 2022 Takarazuka Kinen, also had a foal with Titleholder after retirement>lost to Equinox at the 2023 G1 Dubai Sheema Classic>lots of races versus Daring Tact, also raced against Curren Bouquetd'or, Lucky Lilac, Loves Only You, and Efforia>notably well-bonded with Win Mighty, another mare (Golshi spawn as well) whose biggest win was the 2022 G3 Mermaid Stakes, also raced numerous times with Win Marylin
I'm too retarded to install the private server it seems.
>>3108615I only posted about it for the first day. I have failed in my duty. I will be committing sudoku shortly.
I can't log in!
>>3108625>another pace mile-medium marehow daring
>>3108590>IT'S REALalso hey they're adding the KFC song to the next album
>>3108613>How to draw Sweat, Water and SemenUnironically just what I needed, thanks>>3108617>>3108621Yeah I'm trying looking at references but it's still a big struggle. I don't fully get it, but I'll try to do good
>they made win marilyn the daughter of an actor because she was sired by Screen HeroGod fucking damnit
>>3108630>how daringquite tact now, are we?
Everytime I get a fucking highroll with sprint S that bitch CBT refuses to finish her chain and give daring strike. This shit has happened at least 4 times now.
>>3108633Youre welcome
>>3107573Sun Visor bros...
>>3108630She's actually more of a med-long pace mare. Only 1 mile race early in her career and her performances on longs were pretty decent including a win at the 2021 G2 Nikkei Sho and a 5th place finish at the 2021 Tenno Sho Spring.
>>3108604please don't do melty skin like most western artists do
>>3108623I mean 9/9 skills
>>3108644Melty skin??
OH NO
>>3108612>>3108649On the bright side, you now have a GGP for GM parent runs
You fuckers better not spy on us on TV for Santa Anita
>enter senior summer with 20 energy due to godly speed trainings beforehand>the entire summer is nothing but wit>don't fail a single one
>>3108653o7 run
>>3108655Are there any streams for Santa anita
>>3108653No running
>>3108656wait isn't that a good thing"?
>>3108661It isCelebratory beer
Do not impregnate the boyumas
>>3108655YOUR SOUL IS MINE
>>3108663You're not the boss of me
>>3108625Looks very marilyn monroe coded
>>31086539 MONTHS LATER
>>3108671You're not going to believe this
>>3108671>Literally named Marilyn>Looks like Marilyn
>>3108671You might want to sit down for this one
>>3108625Kino race ngl
why do i play this dogshit game?
>>3108471Nunity > URA =NURA > Unity > GL > (vast gap of retardation) > MANTI'll never tolerate or forgive MANT revisionism, it was pure dogshit and I'm glad its dead
>>3108684MANT was fun thoughGrand Live is so much worse because it's just as slow, more RNG focused and boring
>>3108675>>3108677>>3108678How was I to know?>backread the thread to find the first post of her No that's like 500 posts.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACB YOU FUCKING WHOREKILL CB. BEHEAD CB. ROUNDHOUSE KICK CB INTO THE CONCRETE, SLAM DUNK CB INTO A TRASHCAN. CRUCIFY CB. DEFECATE IN CB'S FOOD. LAUNCH CB INTO THE SUN. STIR FRY CB IN A WOK. TOSS CB INTO AN ACTIVE VOLCANO. URINATE INTO CB'S CAS TANK. JUDO THROW CB INTO A WOOD CHIPPER. TWIST CB'S HEAD OFF, REPORT CB TO THE IRS. KARATE CHOP CB IN HALF. CURB STOP PREGNANT CB. TRAP CB IN QUICKSAND. CRUSH CP IN A TRASH COMPACTOR. LIQUEFY CB IN A VAT OF ACID. EAT CB. DISSECT CB. EXTERMENATE CB IN A GAS CHAMBER. STOMP CB'S SKULL WITH STEEL BOOTS. CREMATE CB'S REMAINS IN AN OVEN. LOBOTOMIZE CB. MANDATORY ABORTIONS FOR CB.
>>3108684you guys have some misguided nostalgia for original unitynu-unity is kino but original unity was fucking awful
>>3108685fuck off VFCord
>>3108683why do I play this dogshit game again?oh yeah boosted hot spring chance right? looool>>3108688agreed this game fucking stinks
>Great stats>3000 SP and lots of amazing hints on all the skills I need >SPRINT BBillions must die, I am fucking seething.
>>3108695that's grimjesus
what's up with all the MANT apologists today
>Public test lobby>SS+ and belowFor what purpose?
>>3108688You think that's bad? I just finished a run where NONE of my support cards finished their chains. Not a single fucking gold skill besides I Wanna Win With You and the ones from my uma's innate kit
>>3108706I only had kitasan finish. No yeppers, no CB, no NTR.I bought all the good skills and had fucking 1300 SP left over to waste on bullshit.
>my cheer king (pic rel) did nothing in pubs before flatlining>my machan also did nothing in pubs before flatlining but solo front means she may be getting the bench this time>have to mutate a taishin>have no sprint end parents>will have 40 attempts totalPut me out to pasture bros, it's over.
>>3108704>lust provoking image>irrelevant time-wasting question
>13* sprint>13* sprint 13* sprint 13* sprint 13* sprint 13* sprint 13* sprint 13* sprint 13* sprint 13* sprint 13* sprint 13* sprint 13* sprint 13* sprint Guess how many times I've gotten it today using my borrows?ZERO0 TIMESZERO FUCKING TIMES0 TIMES0 FUCKING TIMES13* SPRINT 3* TURF0 times 0 TIMES
>>3108685Not even close to trueGL is both faster and less grating than MANT, getting a bad run in GL nowhere near as bad as one in MANT, and MANT was just as RNG dependant because of the shop giving you useless shit every refresh, if you didnt luck out on energy recovs your run was trash>>3108689It's still nowhere near as bad as GL or MANT
>>3108706This is me every other GL run.
>>3108712>turf S with fast learnerquit bitching holy shit
>>3108717No Sprint S means I lose. It doesn't fucking matter. Game Over.
>>3108689Original unity is better than nu-unity, even GC is better than nu-unity.
>>3108711This and her even hotter friend is why I flatline, any time I have doubts I look at their bodies
>>3108710>Anchors>Focus>School Stroll>Stop right there>Corner accelWhy?
>>3108724I literally ran out of skills to buy and htose were what's left.
>>3108720oh you're one of those idiots, got it
>>3108726Sprint S is a 0.75 length bonus.
>>3108714>>3108722despite how much you whiny faggots kick scream and cry about GL, the mode has the decency to show you if the run is glue or not early on. You can end career very early saving you timeoriginal unity you could be having the most kino run ever, absolutely shit on everything, do EVERYTHING right, approach riko with all double cirlces AND LOSE AT THE VERY END when you made 0 mistakes, and this happens AT THE VERY END wasting all of your time
>>3108729Just click arrows on speed and you'll almost never lose to Riko (maybe like 1 in 30 runs). You can also adjust your team.
>>3108729>approach riko with all double cirlces AND LOSE AT THE VERY ENDI lost a fast learner run to this
Nothing can come worse than MANT.MANT's only saving grace is that it puts me to sleep midway and at one point even conditioned my body to get sleepy every time I attempt to do a MANT ace run.
>>3108703I had literally everything. Uma stan, THH, sharp steps, leap forward, risky business, end closer corners and straightaways, sprint corner and straightaways, breakin out, intense gaze, all chains finished, fuck man I even managed to spark in Im Possible i had LITERALLY everything at max hints. I want to kill myself, my other two aces are done and can win rooms so im so fucking mad im considering (mejiro palmer) dropping this whore bitch taiSHIT
>>3108736I would go back to a day or two of looping if that was meI feel your pain anon, that fucking sucks so much
>>3108736>>3108695why did you not brick the run at the first inspiration you idiotyou need TWO pink sparks to get sprint S on taishin, sorry, not sympathetic here
>going into second summer with 15% friendship training effectiveness.
>>31086591st.tv usually. Have to sign up tho (free)
>>3108741Cuz i wuv my danchode
Just give me one more day... Please... Just one day...
>>3108729I found this to be way less true than people say. When my run dies it's very rarely because I had less than 4 songs in junior year. And at any point a run can fuck you. Your runs can be doing everything else right but you can still die in senior year because it refuses to give you the +10 TE songs.
>>3108742bonoGOD...
>>3108684I’m not a MANT apologist, I’m just a Unity 1 hater. I fucking hate this scenario. It’s the most RNG filled garbage of all time and honestly GL is more tolerable. MANT with milelet woes and 50 minute careers is better. Getting my haircut from Mejiro Ryan’s barber is better than this shit!
>>3108740It's whatever it just annoys me cuz I don't have SHIT GAYlo so I'm borrowlocked. I have a backup pace chaser so ultimately im fine for the CM, but I'm still quite peeved about this.
>>3108749Today is the last day bro
>>3108750NTA but that rarely happened to me. The TE songs will one way or another always show up if you've bought 12 songs early senior or 15 songs late senior year
So I login in 7 hours?
>>3108729Unity bricks were nowhere near as common as last MANT shop being shit or a GL run senior year song RNG being ass, those happen all the time, losing to riko's team barely ever happened, double-so if you bitched out of facing turf queens
>Kikuka Sho is tomorrowAt what time? The JRA site doesn't seem to mention it.
>>3108757It's happened to me more frequently than dying from 3 or less songs in junior year. Obviously not every run but them being buried and hiding the likes of guts/stam songs happens more than early glues
In TB, a low roll would still give you 1183/1200 speed or some shit. It shat out stats faster than Cygames knew it could shit out stats, so much so that it was almost impossible not to at least get perfectly acceptable stats. It basically gave you 1200/600/1000/600/1000 on all but a bottom 5% chance low roll. And frankly, if it didn't, you just don't know how to play the scenario and fuck you. I would still play MANT today and be much happier if it weren't for the increased stat caps.
Is I Wanna Win With You worth buying as a pace?I could take points off of, like, uhhh...My upgraded sprint corner and I should be able to buy it.This is a pacer, not a front...Also, I didn't have a lot of fans?
>>3108765>dying from 3 or less songs in junior yearI don't know how different our runs are but this is also another rare occurrences for me. My only main problem with GL is honestly the last 3 turns where you can have 100 DA or 100 CO and end your run without able to spend them.I do think GL is more consistent than MANT and unity 1.0.
>>3108359The S stands for Sexiest
MANT burnout only happened because we couldn't auto parents and you can't change my mind.
>>3108736>Ragequeue another Taishin run>260/260 veterans >rage glue the last 10 taishits that are fucking useles>accidentally glued the Nishino parent i specifically made for herYeah, im not building Taishin. Fuck this whore. Anytime I try to build her disaster strikes. I don't give a fuck anymore triple pace it is.
>>3108771It is a gamba
>>3108771No, never
>>3108771It's pathetic 1.2s duration. I'd only ever buy it as the last skill with nothing else left to grab.
>MANT SUCKS, THATS ALL THERE IS TO IT. WHEN YOU PICK A BACKLINER WITHOUT AN INNATE ACCEL, THE GAME JUST LAUGHS AT YOU
>>3108771There's no scenario where I Wanna Win With You is bad. It can also be a clutch skill as it clutched me wins multiple times in the past.It's only bad parts are the duration and the cost
>>3108778>>3108779>>3108780thats fair, thanks. I have some leftover SP now then. 180 I don't really know where to spend. I could double upgrade pace chaser savvy for 20 more wit I guess.
>roll for ramonu>roll for wit burbon>roll for condor>luckshit makweenThat way I can pace/front all the way to l'arc
It saddens me how people downplay IWWWY so hard.
>>3108771Its not really great, its a skill you pick up when you got nothing else
>>3108771You only need 160 kilofans
>>3108784Well I have 180sp, if I knock off like, Countermeasure or Straightaway Adept then I can afford it>>3108791ah I have 200k then>>3108790Do you think it'd be better than countermeasure/straightaway adept/double upgrading sprint corners and straightaways?
>>3108789Its just chronopilled radiant star.
>>3108782>IF YOU PICK A BACKLINER>picture of yaeno muteki Yep, that's the gamer skills I'd expect from this faggot.
>>3108764Please respond this is important, as a yuro I need to set my alarm clock.Attention-grabbing hag.
>>3108749how did you manage to do that without flatlining
>>3108800About 13 hours and a half
>>3108793With 160k fans you get 0.42 velocity and 0.24 acceleration. It's a gamba skill but as you're a pace chaser, you ALWAYS benefit from it. The worst case with it is it can activate late, but at that point it can also clutch you.Just me but I would drop countermeasure for I Wanna Win With You
>>3108800Turn the stream on at about 11:40 pst. I don't know what that is for your time do it yourself.
>>3108760I honestly thought it was the brickiest scenario ever. You need literally everything to go perfect for a good run. You got your rainbows but no blue balls? You lose. You get blue balls with no rainbows? You also lose. You lose a Unity race? You lose, no retries. And the worst part is, you need multiple things to coordinate with you. A blue ball only pops when it feels like it. It could and often did show up on guts and if you didn’t pop it then, would just literally blue ball you by deciding it doesn’t want to pop. And you need the blue balls to get your teammates stats up, otherwise you’re more likely to lose the last race and get bricked unless you’re a front that doesn’t care about NSM. And it’s not even just popping blue balls, it’s about your teammates actually deciding they want to give you the special training instead of just doing the normal training constantly and never building up balls.
>>3108804thanks ill do that thenI didn't get Sprint S anyways so I'll probably just keep trying
Sprint pinks do not exist
Do i need CP if I'm a front main?
>>3108811Depends, you in Der/v/?
>>3108803>>3108805Thank you both, then it's 8:30am for me.
>>3108807Gamba anon. I forgot to add but I wanna win with you is worth taking if you get hints for On the way to our dream, like your image. If not, it's too expensive.
>>3108815That's fair. Honestly the run was kinda bunk anyways. I just don't get stats as high as that usually and fast learner was crazy, but I somehow dodged 10 sprint sparks and 7 head-on sparks, as well as clicking hints for Agnes Speed three times, so I didn't get Sprint S or head-on. Which means it's glue. but I'm a casual player so if I don't have enough time I'll just cope and use the one I made, but I'll try to make a better one.But thank you
>>3108812What style represents each club?
>>3108688SOITHAPPENEDAGAINthough this one thankfully wasn't that good on stats
+1 Borrows wasted award :^)))))))))))))Zero Active sprint sparks award :^)))))))))))))#1 Third Rate award :^)))))))))))))Zero chains complete award :^)))))))))))))Speedlet, Powerlet and Witlet award :^)))))))))))))No Uma stan or Groundwork award :^)))))))))))))30 minutes wasted award :^))))))))))))) #1 Sprint hater award :^)))))))))))))Zero successful mutations created award :^)))))))))))))JUST GIVE ME BACK ARIMA
this game made me impotent
>>3108827Should have flatlined for 5 days
>>3108819Oy Neigh: FrontRunner, due to their metagaming nature/v/mapyoi: Pace Chaser, a mostly forgotten style for most of the games duration/v/ma: Late Surger, hoping and praying to catch up to its rivals rather than actually doing itDer/v/: End Closer, to look at everyones asses
You Neighgas need to calm down
>>3108832>/v/ma: Late Surger, hoping and praying to catch up to its rivals rather than actually doing itkek
>>3108827This anons is 5 mins away from sliming his entire club out and then blowing his shit smoove off
I logged in by accident
>>31085625/9 any dirters
>>3108843I can't login...
>>3108832Is der/v/ just evil Digital?
>>3108851No der/v/ is el condor pasa
The late slander will stop when the Goddesses are here
Well /v/?
>>3108860get away from me dirtoid
club status?
>>3108843I'm starting dirt ace training today. I will join you soon™.
>>3108827DISTORT!!!
>>3108329kill yourself
blowing off steam with Happy Meek
just use your 10 pulls daily>but the optimal tactic is--who cares about meta pulls or saving for extra go all in this is the winner mindsettook a break from /vm/ and came back to these threads in a civil war =)))))))))))
Reminder that Tomakomai was nuked by one of our own earlier today>>3107024
Do i need Lightning Surge/RSS for Digitan or is her innate gold+spurt+kingu enough for the dirt CM?
>>3108879More accels = good
>>3108873meeku sexu
>>3108881But do i need to borrow Rubert/Sweepy?
>>3108883One. Then get the white/green for the other.
>>3108876Oh don't worry it got resolved already, people really just don't wanna be bricked.
>>3108562It's Dober... even a reheated solo front will win.Thanks for joining!>>3108868Let's have more rooms soon!
What are your favourite horses games?
I got two sweeps from free rolls. Usable as a cope?
>>3108891This reads like a /v/ stealth thread that gets shot down instantly on 2025
>>3108891
>>3108895as a cope yeah
>>3108895Its major cope yeah if you got wit growth you're maybe fine
>>3108891https://store.steampowered.com/app/3750360/Horse_Plinko/
>>3108890>AND THIS IS HOW FALCO WILL BECOME QUEENkek
>>3108904Actually, now that the worst possible outcome has come and gone, with oguri winning the first triple crown, whats the next worst thing that could happen?
>>3108907Curren double crown
I have major sprint fatigue. Maybe its my team comp (Taishin, El and Nishino) having two mutants. But these runs feel awful, everything has to go right or it's a brick.
>>3108902Damn, this just made me nostalgiac for Newgrounds, when people used to make better games than that for free.
>>3108909he said worst
>>3108907Oguri will attain the title of /vm/peror with seven crowns.
>realize CMs are rigged>don't put too much effort in>still get decent awards>never experience burnout
It begins
>>3108907Oguri winning more crowns
>>3108891https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fZQ6IlTyYdQUsed to play this a lot when I was still addicted with pachislot
>>3108910I have two mutants too, but I simply don't care enough about sprint to worry about chasing the perfect run.
>>3108910The hardest part about mutating isn't even mutating for meITS THE CARDS NOT FINISHING
I can't stop staring at her card. Fuck bros she's so cute, I want to have sex with her so bad
>>310888750 pulls here and there won't even be close to bricking your account though. It's been fun to watch from the sidelines as a non-flatliner, but some of you neighas have been overreacting like crazy for 50 uma pulls, especially since I'm willing to bet most of the flatliners aren't actual frontgods.
Can i log in yet? I wanna play
Wrong sleepy lmao
This break is the best thing ever, I genuinely don't want to come back, my life has never been better since I installed it
>>3108932NO
>>3108933sweepy*...
I can't roll for Hokko Tarumae I need to save I can't roll for Hokko Tarumae I need to saveI can't roll for Hokko Tarumae I need to saveI can't roll for Hokko Tarumae I need to saveI can't roll for Hokko Tarumae I need to save
>>3108927>young girl dressed like a used whore
>>3108942A cheeky tenner or two never hurt a neigha
>>3108934Why are you here then? Fuck off
>roll scam banner >get Linkin Park Brian>hmm maybe I'll get lucky on the even scammier banner>base Makkie dupeGreed will be my downfall
>>3108946why does this cool image get added to the worst posts
I finally feel it, THIS IS THE RUN
I logged in!
>>3108949Little bit confusing isn't it?
>>3108946nyo...
How do we beat this?
When does global get this?
>>3108946I like the threads
>>3108956with the one that has 6 actual greens
>>3108956Tell her the inner post is auspicious
>>3108956>700 stamina>second wind and mad dash on a track with a tiny downhillIf she gets rushed, she's dead
>>3108956>5 greensLol, Lmao
>>3108956I know!
>>3108965>>3108961There's no way 5 vs 6 is that big a difference
World's shittiest inspiration
4 HOURS
Ever since I realized some "people" here have both threads open so much shit makes sense
>>3108927>>3108944I will never understand how you coomers can look at completely non-suggestive images and immediately go ooga booga muh dik.
>>3108960Go be parasocial somewhere else
>>3108978You're supposed to, you fucking eunuch
>>3108956End closer
As a shill sleeper agent, I have been sent by the glorious city of Tomakomai to distribute fresh Hokko propaganda and recruit Anons for our cause.It's all NSFWhttps://files.catbox.moe/jrwmyu.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/lkt6b8.pngTextless version:https://files.catbox.moe/6s1n27.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/q4li2u.pngDanchou can I ask for dirt shoes and sashes in chat? I have too many dirtoids and I want to play them in the CM. Please say yes.
>>3108978ears and tails on human women make me hard
>>3108989I WILL NOW COME TO TOMAKOMAI
>>310898910000000000000/10
>>3108989Jesus christ
>>3108989Strongest Tomakomai shill
>>3108971At 5 greens, it's +0.35 speed + 0.1 accelAt 6 greens, it's +0.40 speed + 0.15 accelHow do you beat it?Just be V.Bourbon and spend your SP on another mid race skill or something.
Don't care still not going to Tomakomai
>>3108989My goodness.
>>3108989alright fuck it I'll do another cheeky tenner
>>3108984You don't even know what that word means
>>3108978NTA but I fucking love modestly dressed women.
>>3108978>Pretty girls shouldn't make you hardThis post reeks of double X chromosomes
>>3108989Those are some ROUND ROUND fucking titties
>>3108989SSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXOOOOOOOOO
>>3108989I WILL CUM TO TOMAKOMAI
>>3108989HOLY SHIT
>>3109001She looks 65
>>3109013Out of 10!
>>3108989I'll be honest. This does nothing for me
>>3108989Hokko is a lot more lovely and charming and hot than I expected
>>3108795yaeno can run as a late, meltybro and if your uma doesn't have to aptitudes to switch to pace in career? tough shit lol
>>3109016Its okay to be gay, its current year
>>3108989I'M GOING TO TOMAKOMAI
>>3109019She should have smaller tits if she wanted to be hot
>>3109018Yaeno is too fucking cute man
>>3109022der/v/...
>>3109025der/v/ loves titty monsters as much as children
>>3108989I am slowly getting convinced dirt was the right choice all along
>>3109026What do they think about marvelous sunday
>>3109028I think I speak for all of us when I say that Marvelous is must-pull
>>3108989Pulled a cheeky tenner for this
>>3108925on god frfr
>>3108989>>3109021I LOVE YOU MY DEAREST WIFE BUT NOT NOW
>>3109030You guys never learn, do you?
Opinion on mutating F Dirt next CM?
>>3108918Based? Are you me? Except I put minimal effort in. I re-use old UMAs, I auto train debuffers, I just give it a few attempts.
Is anyone at Santa Anita right now? IHow big is the meetup?
>>3108989Utterly fantastic work, all the hokkofags are proud of this masterpiece
>>3109035You're gonna need mile sparks too. It sounds exceedingly difficult
>>3109030>>3108989I dumped five tickets and got dirter tits!
>>3109028her unique is an insane inherit
