death and taxes edition
KWAB!!!!!!!!!!
GOAT
HLTV Player of the Year 2019HLTV Player of the Year 2020HLTV Player of the Year 2023HLTV Player of the Year 2025HLTV Player of the Year 2026
>AVOIDS the BENCH>PROVES the MENTAL STRENGTH>RESTRUCTURES the TEAM>RECALIBRATES the CALCULATIONS>ASSESSES the OPPONENT>DOWNLOADS the DATA>CREATES the STRATEGIES>DETERMINES the PATH to VICTORY>SHARPENS the UTILITY>RESTARTS the WIN STREAK>DISASSEMBLES the HYPED KID>DEFEATS the LION>DEFEATS the HASBARA in the REMATCH>BECOMES the major CHAMPION>RETIRES as the GOAT IGL
WAAAAAAAH DONK NEED MORE HELP!!!!!!
And right off the bat they rematch vitality lmao. The script writers hate navi.
>>3127270at least sunpayus is getting his sticker with that nemiga match
>donk ending up being the new coldzeralmao if it does happen, with so many calling him the goat after 3 years when he only got one top 1
>>3127270>fut vs nemigafuck shit assanon was rightnemigga better lifegame this
>>3127270>it's yet another mouz vitality finalfuck this shit
pimp is such a douche
>>3127287holy tension...
dear lord, watched the game delayed and holy shit there was some nasty highlights from navi.
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oh no we're playing navi again in the quarterfinals. makazze and wonderfull are on fire, blade will prep the maps well, it's over vita bros.
>>3127400holy fuck
>>3127400SMOKED
tough match ups for spirit when you think about it. furia, mouz and navi
forsen
Sp0rit niggas be like:
>>3127501I know why donk sucks, he uses the hand warmers a lot and there are no hand warmers on his table
>>3127509donks hands were warm yesterday
Aleksi is way too melancholic. He looked dejected in the interview even though they won. Dude needs a coach like Taz to cheer him up. Imagine Aleksi on BC.game.
>>3127612because he knows that the bigger the moneyprizes are, the bigger the taxes are.
>>3127612his character is being besmirched on hltv and memed on. He has to mentally prepare for rlewis to ask him if taxes are going well.
>>3127632he makes it look way worse by not joking about it, but i guess lawyers force him to not even mention it publicly
>>3127662he's probably appealing the conviction now so yea
There apparently might be a rooster change on Vitality after the Major...Who would it be in your opinion?Ropz? Vita's PR crew went in Estonia with him a couple months ago, probably to announce something... ;_;
>>3127612well he's got good reason to be, he's being harassed over an honest mistake that he fixed the moment he was made aware of it. just doesn't make sense to go out of his way to do something stupid once for a measly 18k extra then nothing before or after, took some time before he was told too so he had ample opportunity to continue, still they insist he did it on purpose and are hellbent on getting his ass
>>3127720is this why zywoo and flamez switched places? uh oh
>>3127720Probably mezii desu. They're gonna offer jLoser his spot.
>>3127720>There apparently might be a rooster change on Vitality after the Major...source?
>>3127720my hope is apex taking his retirement, it would be good for him to end on a high note. Would be niice if they took someone like maka to keep it more french than just zywoo + staffother wise it's either mezii or flamez, but neither have been bad enough to justify the kick, unless it's something like +donk, +frozen (I'm convinced he is shit because stopped caring about faze) or + staehr
>>3127779apex and Zywoo recently extended contracts until the end of '28 and them two are the face of the franchise, i don't think it's him
>>3127779apex won't retire if the team can win trophies, he'll a 2024 tier year to leave or get benched.this is of course bullshit, anon is lying. the only possible thing happening would be for ropz to leave for falcons
>>3127779>makalol
IT'S ANOTHER BAKHMUThold me zisters.....
>>3127720>>3127779I don't know how but I'm certain that Ropz is going to do his thing and blow up the entire roster. Probably off to FalconsVitality fighting for VRS points in LAN Dracula by next year.
they benched n1ssim AGAINwaht the fuck, the guy wasn't even bad at all, not nearly a problem
>>3127914>Vitality fighting for VRS points in LAN Dracula by next year.dream on f0zefag
>>3127612I'm living on the edge for years now if the state comes after me with such bullshit and some foid judge gives me a suspended sentence over such crap I'd go postal.
Look at this picture courtesy of HLTV (really cool site, you should visit). Really makes you think.
>>3127938IP banned by a faggot who hopefully died in a train crash today
>>3127914f0ze was dead before ropz left cope more nigga
>>3127796>>3127803that's why it's my hope, but not what I believe in. Would be really nice to send off apex on a good note, he is afterall one of the few players left with an actual personnality, it would be a shame to see him end on poor results>>3127849he isn't a glaive or an apex but he is servicable, and can AWP when zywoo doesn't want to. No IGL would match up anyway, might as well keep part of the vitality identity (also kys to anyone suggesting graviti)>>3127914ropz leaving wouldn't make vitality hunt for VRS points, they were decent without him before, worst case they would start from stage II.
in 2024 navi felt like a family friendly team for noobs who just were getting in to watching CSBut nowadays I think spirit took that place with all their fucking stupid ass vlogs and fucking content videos
>>3127989nah it's falcons, my brother who never played CS likes them because they are so ON and OFF it's entertaining. noobs don't watch the vlogs, and neither should you
>>3128001Even dumbfuck normies know they have to hate Falcons because muh saudi arabia
>>3128006dumbfuck normies do not give a single fuck about where the money is coming from. Only terminally online retards posting on reddit, HLTV and 4chan do
everyone loves falcons for a good reason
>checked top rated players to see what kind of national team could be madefiltering these past three months against top 20,>monesy higher rating than donk, while zywoo is 0.11 rating above monesy>kscerato is 4th>nin9 is the best rated mongolz player>shiro is 0.01 above device and maka, who are 0.01 above 910>nertz is at 1.13, above ropz and flamez>xantares and zweih are closer to apex (0.90) than to iM (0.99).what the fuck happened when I wasn't watching
>>3128030Maybe that was true back when Chelski got bought out but normies nowadays don't like the new money teams and tend to prefer legacy names.
the statcuck psyop is the greatest heist hltv ever pulled
spirit changed, they used to never choke when they were the favourites. they keep losing to minnows
>>3128138what do you mean?
ever since SunPayus joined FUT, secondary-caller doubters have been real quiet
Just saw Spirit lost to NaVi lmao, KWAB
>>3128230just a purple patch.
wow...
>d0nkeyoh nononnono
>gets raped by younger and faster aimers, only getting worse as he ageswho woulda thunk it
>>3128389donk is actually one month younger than unckazze and he still got rinsedit's over
HOLY SHIT ARMS RACE UPDATE
>pic relatedThis was a message to scripting tournament organizers btwwhat a timing for that update and how random, right after the spirit game>we see what you are doingTOs script against spirit with small headshot hitboxes for their enemies and big headshot boxes for themselves.If you people remember me i have been saying this forever on here.
>>3128617Keep it up, anon.
>>3128617No, I dont believe this is meant for TOs. These hitboxes are utilized secretly even at the lowest casual level(matchmaking). Theyre just rubbing it in our faces at this point. Valve knows they can get away with anything they want, from picking certain players in lobbies to get priority bullets and peeker advantage, and where the other 5 players in that lobby are selected for the forced 50/50 winrate loss streak.
>>3128617They just randomly added that to casual? like it's nothing?Really odd indeed.
>>3128652>>3128654>>3128619>>3128617Meds
hours later and the d0nk fan still mad his hero missed that easy spray in anubis round 15it cant be that the midget wiggled while shootingno no no, it has to be pgl and valve script
>>3128681KEK you can tell that it was really scripted if you even can remember the round, because that was the biggest tell.the kill was so delayed it was really really off!I dare you to link it as a clip, bet you won't.
>>3128701He shot a bit to the left
Cadian needs to come back to tier 1Broky needs to come back to CS
>shitfaggotloserky
>>3128768>Cadian needs to come back to tier 1based on what lol>Broky needs to come back to CSi agree, he could probably play for some solid tier 2 team after a mental reset
>>3128768ofc he will, cheats are in again.so he can have his "reads"
Hally bros... We were safe for a while but now d3nkey fans are calling for our head again...
>>3128840just one more change and d0nkey will be dropping 1.8 in the playoffs again....
>GODpayus 1.35 ratingr1nkle my boy, i know its not your fault. g2 only exists to ruin careers
https://x.com/CS2News_EN/status/2115577497060315552
>>3128918Its either gonna be useless or overpowered (and nerfed to be useless)Should have spent the time working on VAC
>>3128962>VACwddtsh
just woke up and saw donk got gaped againsad!
>>3129052Not his faultSh1ro was baiting againZont1x was losing duels to aleksibPGL was using weird OLED monitorsPGL tried sabotaging the commsMakazze was rage toggling
>>3129057there was also handwarmer conspiracydonks joints were in an athrophied state
>>3127270furia (again)mouz (again)lol mein migga lolvitalité (again)sad for navi
I love p00ria because they're the most overestimated t1 team, always get great odds against them. EZ monies. Not today though RIP bitchquid.>>3125120The boss makes a dollar PER employee you fucking retard>>3126826>>3127136>>3127400inshallah brothers>>3127092mag1xx needs a real team, not maldlet d2nk, bot sh0r0 and corny ass fake stoic zont0x>>3127157kek pac0ner turning on xis on team, gr1m>>3127938holy gigachadlet>>3128768my king br1ky planning his return trust the plan
Based filters saving me from mega cringe
^lowest t user of all time
^keke got the tranny SEETHING
ok sp0r0tr0nny
>>3129307lilblud is scared 0s lmao
>>3129315>>3129322>>3129324
sp0r0tjeet absolutely BUBBLING kekekekek
While the troons mald and seethe at each other, I decided to join the cult.
>will you rub my feet while we watch the Vitality game anon?
>>3129354fugg imagine the romans when they invaded basedlgium>si mama>gabagool mama>lo siento mama
