>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. Champions Meeting begins October 31st>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190>Fun Race: Rebooblican vs Demoflat midtermshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3091776/#3093945Previous Thread:>>3135688
Windy!
I've considered Machan
Pandora LOVE
I realize I am very late, but anyone willing to do some sprint roomas? Got some final works to test
>>3136983Since no one posted Ulala yet
>>3137151Man she's so cute
>>3137152Ye I'lll join
>>3137152You forgot to post a room code
reposting>>3137150there's an aussie G1 tonight!victoria derbynot a real derby since it's 2500 meters and not 2400 metersin 3 bongs
>yuri thread
Wuv Helios
>>3137153>poisons your trainee
>KitaDia threadSOVL
>>3137159We should host the Yuri cup 3
Our Fine entrants for today's Fine Motion Friday.
>KitaDia threadSEXO
>>3137166Looking like a fine contest
>>3137162She's so perfect...
>>3137166You can see the absolute blob of paces, as usual for FineMo Fridays.
>>3137166AHHH THERE'S A MASSIVE FAULT LINE IN THE LEFT OF THE TRACK WATCH OUT FINEMO
IM GOING TO MAYANO
>>3137131y y shiny shines bright and holds her lead!>spechud great-grandspawn
>>3137172Poor (lucky?) mob buried under Fines.
KitaDia is too much woman. I couldn't handle them.
>>3137152Im down, host some
>>3137179And there's the finish!
>next racekyoto 2910 3yo+ jump maidenpick your uma!
>>3137181Can you host? I dont have haku
>>3137185You can still host and someone else can post the haku
>>3137182I wouldn't mind if we ran back her career again every Friday, if not thank you for the fun races. At least I won a couple
>>3137183>Bring on the spooksOpera is pro mass immigration from the third world?
what exactly happens if you don't hand over her prince?
wuv acute
>>3137182Fine Motion wins the 8th Fine Motion Friday in a row!That marks the end of Fine Motion Friday, we've recreated every one of the actual horse's wins.There might be irregular FineMo Fridays in the future. But that's the end of the weekly ones.Thanks to everyone for joining this week, and every other week.I'm happy I won the last one.
>>3137184Balls deep on deep summit
*hoofs at you* give food*hoofs at you* give food*hoofs at you* give food*hoofs at you* give food
>>3137184kaiko
>>3137193Thank you host-kun! That was fun
>>3137190Picrel
>>3137195I just found out oguri has 3 hair colors wtf
enjoying myself in front of embarassed groove
holy shit
Wuv y'all
>>3137195https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuKOozZHkoY
>>3137195That's actually very cute
>>3137193thanks for hosting! Wuv you, races were Fun!
>>3137201here hat this translated version
>>3137204Palmer and I should practice the bites in private
>>3137185Why are you neighas so afraid of hosting????? Its literally clicking a few buttons998069009980690099806900It's that simple.
>>3137141well... might be time to change the hakuraku link, it's apparently gonna be migrating to uma.moe soon
>>3137204What level of thirst its this
/v/ma won?
>>3137212Thats gay as hell
>>3137209>hathave*
>>3137209Nice. Was actually looking for it first but couldn't find it in my folder so I had to grab the OG one
>>3137211NTA but I feel like hosting implies that there's a level of competency and strength in your aces. For an insecure toreina like me its not so simple
>>3137215DUDEHALLOWINDSLMAO
>>3137212fuarking hero
>>3137211>4/9 WHYYYYYYYYY
>>3137223I hate to use this phrase but its not that deep.>>3137226Its fine breh.
>>3137215____ ____ ____
>>3137223you host races when you wanna race, or test stuffdoesnt need to be more than that
>>3137226I'll fill in for his remaining 2
hall monitor...
>>3137215This is seriously the cutest character ever
>>3137215>3 wind mentions in one lineHonestly its impressive just how much DUDE WIND she can cram in there
>>3137234Im ngl that fic that anon shared zephyrpilled me
Are (You) a bad enough trainer to breach her defenses?
>>3137236Qrd?
>>3137235When I was doing her career, I was legitimately impressed with the writers' ability to put something wind related into EVERY single sentence of hersit blew me away
>>3137233girl got a job at grand magasin
>>3137237I don't wan to breach her defenses unless she starts dressing and acting sluttier
Tennosho today?
>>3137238https://archiveofourown.org/works/93035406An anon shared a lewd fic of zephyr going commando and fucking her toreina, real good shit.
>>3137244Nope, nov 1st
>>3137184gloria laus absolutely dominates!>deep impact grandson?ok any knowers here are geldings all male?
OCTOMUN
>>3137244Usual time tomorrow
>>3137245>https://archiveofourown.org/works/93035406ao3 is down for a monthYou won't be able to read Zephyr's fanfic until thenDigitan lost
>>3137233DUDE RULES LMAO
>>3137245
smartest sprinter
>>3137211>got hit with a PDM nuke for trying to overtake a frontI am very much surprised desu. Still, see how easy it is to host bros?
>>3137239I still haven't gotten around to actually reading Zephyr's career, but her uma story sold me on her. Extremely funny umaI especially liked the bit where (You) notice that she's nervous because she goes more than two sentences without mentioning wind
>>3137260Moar roomas?
wan
>>3137254>>3137256>they missed out on peak
>next racetokyo 1800 turf make debut (after lunch break)pick your uma!for some reason this race is quite hyped, apparently equatore is the full sister of some horse named (checks notes) equinox?
WHICH ONE IS THE HALLOWEEN
>>3137258Im not entirely convinced bakushin is sentient
>>3137265Dangerously SEXO image
>>3137265When will she stop giving air handjobs
>>3137263I wasn't planning to i already hosted a ton today, just host your own
>>3137248yes. geldings means having your balls cut off, you have to have balls to get cut off.i don't know what the term for a spayed? mare would be.
>get rushed>take the leadUmazing>>3137260Thanks for the hostan!>>3137269Equatore for Kitasan and King Halo spawn
>>3137274>just host your ownNOOOOOOOOOO I WOULD NEVER AHHHHHHHHHH
>>3137269LETS FUCKING GO EQUATOREEquinox is the modern GOAT btw.
>>3137258>the smartest and most mature sprinter is a literal childWhat's in the sprint soup?
>>3137269BURN YOUR HEART
This is the only thing I miss about MANThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIelaoprSDI
BC Juveniles Turf Sprint Re-enactmentCM21 conditions46897173468971734689717310/18i'll host some normal sprint roomas while lunch break is still going on
>>3137157Rude
>>3137278>I LOVE ROOMAS BUT I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER HOST ONEFor fucks sake guys923289839232898392328983Alright fine, a few
>>3137281Nishino absorbed the IQ of every other sprinter that's why she's a kid that's a bit smarter than most adults.
sprint roomas280161212801612128016121
what did she mean by this
>>3137293LEL she would say this
CUTE
chiyo!
>>3137269https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DDUwvcyXG4
>>3137292>>3137289I was about to host for the first time lol
>>3137295I can see her fleshy bit with no ears
>>3137296>the best i can do is my two holes
>>3137299oh you can host the next room!
>>3137293KEK, what was the original line?
>>3137293Ayabe seems incredibly easy to ragebait
>>3137292/v/ma's least pace-heavy lobby
>>3137265every time i see her make that hand signal i think of these guys
>>3137303I'm drunk and did enough testing, was just gonna do it out of boredom if people want rooms
>>3137299Just canceled the rooma just for (You), now you can host!
>>3137309Why not, could be fun!
fatwa...>>3137304>you're not a child
How umas would react to walking in on you masturbating to their photo.
>>3137307front sisters...we lost
>>3137292>Random MoodI won but still ew
>>3137311Because I play on my phone and whenever I post a screenshot it's always sideways for some reason
What spoborpopy movie should I watch tonight?
>>3137318How obscure do you wanna get?
cheapest tracen whore
>>3137293Trick or treat is a chud line??
>>3137289I'm not hosting because my aces literally cannot win against you guys. Yes I know Nishino has Long Corners, I was almost dead asleep making her and I haven't been feeling very good lately.
>>3137318Gimme a subgnere like supernatural, splatter, slasher, psychological. What are you in the mood for?
>>3137269Equinox's race record for context.His papa is Kitasan Black and his grandpapa on his mother's side is King Halo.
FUCK>>3137299ok i'm getting late-race moggedhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=04DULCzZLgzeuRwDLemOQdi5>>3137316oops i forgot to set mood to great>>3137309your turn
>>3137324>87458195>87458195>87458195Maybe in the future when I'm sober I'll figure out how to post screenshots
Thank you Kaichou
...This isn't the scary part.
Nigga just host the room and be done with it. Sprint CM 442879044428790444287904
>>3137328>86%??????
>>3137319>>3137326Fuck this shit I'll just watch Hellraiser
>>3137330>87458159>87458159>87458159Apologies
>>3137335Oh damn, I should remake that machan.
>>3137336basic bitch
>>3137335>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sprintcasino
>>3137334>sprint CM
...
>>3137343that's a tanabata one
>>3137336Hellraiser is a good choice.
Heh
>>3137344sprintcasino + dirtslop = ???
>>3137344We're all drunk on Friday
>>3137340I actually chose ghostbusters instead, seethe
>>3137343Why is she like this?
>>3137334Oh damn, that dominator hurt more than I anticipated.
>wears a halloween outfit>forgets that its halloween
>>3137351Can i interest you on the fly anon?
>>31373386/9
>>3137335These are meaningless in sprint casino, I have 80% and my opponent could have 16% and I still lose to random bullshit.
>>3137334>>3137344My b
>>3137357I'm not gonna lie I didn't realize those were room codes lol
idk if it's already been posted, but someone made an Uma FGIt's no 3S but it ain't half bad if I do say so myself.
>>3137356I actually planned on rewatching that one soon, saw it a long time ago but gonna give it a proper rewatch soon
>>3137363Ye someone posted it like 2 days ago, weeks could even have a few friendly matches
kek they didn't even bother
>>3137360Hey N man, I forgot to steal your rickey parent borrow. Mind sliding it to me?
Attention grabbing imageSprint rooms frfr512210035122100351221003
Rewatchin. About to start S2 again. I still laugh everytime I see this two fat chud fucks
>>3137373>insta filled
>>3137362I forgot we don’t greentext room codes lol488618844886188448861884
>>3137212the new haku on uma.moe is so overwhelming
I hate that reddit and tiktok latched onto tachyon and turned her into a generic mommy yandere whore, her actual in game character is 100 times better thsn that, every time she opens her mouth I go diamonds
>>3137375You know what else i would instafill?
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>3137379Her kurisumasu confession is very cute.
>>3137377We can, it just surprised me
oh that's not good
>>3137372251536852113
>>3137379w-why is she groping me...
>>3137377223977002239770022397700
EQUATORE WINS BABYYYKITAKINGU SWEEP
>>3137373Posting the winner's build for everyone else to steal506252625062526250625262
>>3137389Appreciate it, expect some fierce battles soon
>>3137269beautiful final surge there from equitore there>kitaling>king halo granddaughter>equinox sister
>>3137380My bank account?
>>3137396Pace machan is sinful
>>3137366I'd be down as fuck but if you're in NA we'll probably have atrocious ping issues.
>>3137402Imma be real, I did pace machan cuz i got too lazy to make a front parent
>>3137404It's got le rollback tho
>next racekyoto 2000 turf make debutpick your uma
>>3137405Pace Machan is correct, front sprint is ASS right now
>>3137393526922685269226852692268
>>3137374the face of the franchise...
>>3137404Aren't we all american?
>>3137408OVER AGAIN
>>3137410MACHAN.EXE
>>3137396Front runners are not cooked275346602753466027534660
>>3137412I am south korean anon.
>>3137406I'm a retarded boomer who still plays 3S in big 26. Is that really how rollback works?
>>3137412...
>fightansunfortunately I'm not black, fat or a midget, so I can't play those at all, sorry anon
>>3137423But are you asian?
>>3137412Im from a mostly white European country
>>3137423Anime fighter so you can join if you're south american
>>3137412You only think this because you go to sleep before the guy who bitches about missing American time zones and wishes he was American wakes up
>>3137425Do you know how little that narrows it down?
>>3137397No prob it's a really good Parent. Wish it gave me a bit more Stam and a late race velo skill but can't complain about Distance and Dirt S + FL.Got nothing to do except clank till GM comes out now
>>3137410Alright I’m getting my ass beat for half-assing this cm and hostingI’ll host another time in the future with better data
>>3137428Well we can scratch France off
>>3137417Twin Turbo Gold OP. Same winner as the last one462184904621849046218490
>>3137430Thanks for hosting.
>>3137430I keep jobbing to that groove i shouldn't have half assed this CM
>>3137434Did most people half ass sprints?
>>3137436Sprints are super sacky so yuh.
>>3137436I half ass everything personally, but I half ass sprints even harder than normalnot having to worry about stamina helps
>>3137433Anything for my beloved>>3137434I've try-harded the past 7 cm's so I'm taking a break at the casino and drinking my comps. If I lose whatever
>>3137363>Uma fightanPotentially interesting... How's the roster looking?
>>3137442Fair nuff
>>3137430Post Groove plst.latechud
>>3137445The most basic bitch shit ever. Anime protag umas, larper staples, and the BOANE gang
>>3137445It just uses the Party Dash sprites, so everyone from there.
>>3137432I may never win a lobby ever again208490702084907020849070
>>3137331god her casual outfit SUCKS
>>3137452I gotchu. Leave it to me ill win lobbies in your stead
>>3137331why are all of the umas so STUPID?
>>3137269I hate Equinox for pushing literally every other horse out of the spotlight
>>3137436Yes, sprints are really random, but they're also extremely formulaic when you get down to it. So I just made three aces with a decent shot at winning and called it a day. You can still lose to a 7% WR pace even if you have super optimized aces anyway.Also, a half-decent Cheer Halo can and will rape and kill you no matter what. Kingbros WON
>>3137296she got a rock...
>Won every CM of that distance S>won most of the CMs of that distance A>Won at least once CM of that distanceB>Reached graded A finals of that distanceC>Won graded B finals of that distanceD>Reached graded B finals of that distanceE>Reached Won Open A finals of that distanceF>Jobbed literally every CM of that distance GWhat are YOUR attitudes anon?
>>3137449I got really lucky with her. Only really missing pedal to the metal.
>>3137408it's smart faucon noir stealing it!>kitaling
>>3137458Kingu deserved it
>>3137452I-I'm just purging my bad luck, yeah.448968364489683644896836
>>3137462>sprintB>mileB>mediumC>longC>dirtD
>>3137463You'll be more than fine without it. I'd throw my phone against the wall if you were in my finals lobby
>>3137462>attitudes
>>3137445Basic, but serviceable. And yeah the sprites are lifted from partydash so it's a bit limited with regards to move variety, at least for normals, but at least every character has a more or less defined playstyle. Shame it's 3 buttons and all characters seem to have 3 specials + 1 super, but I might be wrong. Overall it's just simple fun.
>>3137468actually medium B i forgot CM1
>>3137462Winning open A finals is better than winning one single race in graded B rounds
>>3137462>TurfA>Dirt S>SprintS>MileB>MediumA>LongSOnly CMs ive lost were all but one of the miles and one medium iirc.
>>3137472Dantsu is such a wack choice, and I like her
>>3137462What does it mean if I've mostly just won one in most distances, but I won all distances with one uma?
>next racetokyo 2100 dirt 3yo+ ALW (1 win)pick your uma
>>3137462>sprintA/B I'll find out next week>everything elseBis this the new way to discriminate against third rates
>>3137478Your aptitude for that uma is S
/v/ clubs with spots? My club seems to have implodedI don't remember them all because they don't all use /v/ in their name.
>>3137482OHHHH DAAAAAANCHOUUUUUUUU
>>3137479Moderate Gale>TWO wind names in this racefuck
>>3137482Here's our club leaderboard from a few weeks ago. It shows all our available clubs. der/v/ and oy neigh will have open spots next month, the other three clubs haven't confirmed anything yet but you should keep an eye out
>>3137466One more before I 935422569354225693542256
>>3137482Post ID
>>3137462>SprintB>MileS>MediumA>LongA>DirtB
>>3137488ONE MORE BEFORE YOU WHAT?
>>3137482not looking good for you know who!
>>3137488b-before you...?
>>3137482pls join der/v/
>>3137488Tazuna got him....
>>3137463At least I can cope that I'm on the right direction despite lacking corner/straight skills I guess.
>>3137492
>>3137462>B Turf>A Dirt>B Sprint>A Mile>B Medium>C LongI'm... dirt Maruzensky...? Groovy!
>>3137498Does groove have events that give you 200 extra power or something? Pretty nice
>>3137490849077213652>>3137496But I did?
>>3137496They can't keep getting away with it!
The European mind can't be this.
>>3137499wtf is going on with this empty post? I deleted cache twice and it's still bugged
>>3137482>Are you a sweaty tryhardOy Neigh>Are you a pedophileDer/v/>Are you easy to make fun of/v/mapyoi>Are you a terrorist/v/mers>Are you obese/v/ma>Are you chill/v/agabond>Are you a masochist/herse/>Are you a slave to the mejirosASTER>Are you blackHot Uma Glue>Are you on your deathbedHorse MD
>>3137502I think oy neigh will take you, just pls don't request sashes
>>3137488By winning zero lobbies today, I have purged my bad luck for tomorrow. Thanks for comin y'all/youse.
>>3137431and the United Caliphate of Great Britain
>>3137502>849077213652>FALCOOOOOOOOkek at der/v/ kicking their top daily earner
>>3137153
>>3137511>DoxxingYou're a fag, anyway. Yeah I think we can easily pick him up
>>3137508Someone requested sashes earlier this week but he asked so no one had a problem with himLiterally just ask, most people are chill
>>3137511I'm surprised this hasn't caused a bigger stir with der/v/ danchou being exposed as a schizo who will kick a day before club rewards over a minor slight
>>3137510Its not that bad
>>3137501She has 10% speed and 20% power growth so any semblance of power sparks capped power. Her student council event(can proc up to 5 times) give you energy to give you more chances to keep tapping speed.
>>3137213>>31372032 flavours of mother
>>3137502>transcend Based, man of taste and wealth
>>3137522I too am an enjoyer of transcend, something about her attitude is really nice
>>3137472>No El>No Grass>No Sweep>No Fuku>No Kingu>2/3 of the roster is just team Spica and the rest are movie shillpicksWhat the fuck is this shit? Worst fighting game roster I've seen since 2XKO
>>3137516The danchou is probably the doxxer too
>>3137524I have a pretty big suspicion that it was vibecoded
>>3137479and it's takeru musashi, leaving the rest of the pack breathing the dust!>symboli kris S grandson>neo uni great-grandson>daiwa major grandson
>>3137527Im a bit of a retard, what does vibe coding mean again?
>>3137502You got what you deserve.
>>3137526Nah that's me
>>3137512someone should tell her that those pumpkins are all hollowed out...
>>3137524El seems to be a no brainer include, as well as Yaeno Muteki and Bamboo Memory
>>3137530Doxxing is so gay
>>3137527Everything's vibecoded these dayst.get paid for using Claude nowadays. Shit sux. I miss solving problems
>>3137524>>3137526yep it's pretty blatanly slopcoded by some BOANE gigatourist
>>3137528
>>3137462>SprintC>MileA>MediumA>LongA>Dirt A (1 out of 2 sounds like it counts as most)
>>3137482>My club seems to have implodedFunny way of saying you got kicked out lmao
>>3137529typing "Code me an uma musume fighting game" into ChatGpt
>>3137529>Claude, rip the sprites from Umamusume Party Dash and make a fighting game with them, make no mistakes, make alternate color palettes for all of them, and make Special Week bottom tier
>>3137539! ! !
>>3137538I imagine most is 50% or more
>next racekyoto 1400 dirt make debutpick your uma
>>3137530
>>3137541Yes? I think that's more likely than randomly being kicked
>>3137482Mambwo...
>>3137542>>3137543Huh, that shit works? Isn't this a game changer? From there I only need to modify shit and have a passable game.
>>3137533/v/ma Won and Bamboo aren't in Party Dash so I can understand their absence, but the umas I mentioned all areIn what fucking universe does someone think "I wanna make an uma fighting game" and not immediately zero in on El as the obligatory grappler? Baffling shit
>>3137548Neighas are just shitposting. It's okay, we'll hook (You) up.
>>3137546TOP END POWER
>>3137502
>>3137530>>3137554given the fact that he's the only one with the power to actually kick someone it's looking like char is a bit of a schizo
>>3137462>SprintB>MileA>MediumA>LongA>DirtSOh no I'm a dirter
>>3137554Not even him but you're p gay for doing this
>>3137550Honestly, it's pretty coolt.Luddite
>>3137556based danchou is worse
>>3137556isn't he also the one who hosts the /v/ictory stakes
>>3137551The only thing I might be able to think of is that Party Dash might not have a satisfactory spriteset for grappling moves. Fuck if I remember though, I only needed stuff for running and jumping in that.
>>3137556We know he's a schizo, he's been seething about this innocent falcoanon for months >>2965932
Can we not with faggotry
Does anyone know a good flower parent I can borrow for the up coming dirt cm?
>It's happening again
>>3137502>spam sash requests>everyone in the club hates you>Danchud forced to kick you>get recruited by Oy Neigh without being called a filthy club hopper Wow that's smart
here's a game to play for halloweenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcVp322mfUA
>>3137551El is a luchador though, they're not known for technical holds
>>3137569We physically cannot stop it when the ones perpetuating the faggotry have wormed themselves into the ruling class of /v/ma
>>3137575Im gonna be real, I dont care.Anyway. Are we excited for Yankos race tomorrow?
>>3137462>SprintS>MileA(only jobbed the dirt)>mediumA>LongB>Dirt CGood thing it happens before the sprintcasino. I'm not confident this time with being sprint xoggerlet.
>>3137576time for fraudever young
>>3137576not really
>>3137576Im excited to finally see him and sovereignty square off
Is it looking good?
>>3137576HES COMIN LADS
>>3137556For being a /v/ma danchou, doxing is real /vg/nigger behavior...
>>3137468am i the only one without an A aptitude in anything... i only have 3 plats...
>>3137576Can't wait to see Knightsbridge beat Yanko.
>>3137576Hell ye
>>3137576Nah, the fraud that only capable of beating 4 horses will get exposed.
>>3137586That just doesn't make any sense statistically
>>3137582not for /v/mapyoi!
>>3137586Neigha I only have one, meanwhile the dudes hosting rooms have like 15
>>3137576KWABnitude failed me, now I don't have a horse in this race so I'll just talk shit about all of them.
>>3137586I have B Mile C everything else.
>>3137593Iirc there's only three dudes with 15.
still praying for that slutty halloween costume art of umawife that still hasn't come...
Unironically what's the issue with requesting sashes? Are you going to tell me you don't have a minimum 100 of any given sash laying around at a time?
>>3137590CM 1, 14, 16to be fair i took 9 CMs offso i have a 33% CM win rate
>>3137596and they're all from /vg/
>>3137599>to be fair i took 9 CMs offOh, then it makes sense.
>>3137318Rocky Horror Picture Show
>Ambitious Breeze>WinsEasy as pie
>>3137598yeah stop being a jew and asking for handouts and earn it yourself
>>3137462>sprint A>mileS>mediumA>long A>dirtC
>>3137598Just because I have a 100 sashes doesn't mean I'll give them to you
>>3137604Jesus, those squishy yamas...
>>3137600Not really, ones from /v/ma, ones from oy neigh, and the other one i believe is from a friend club
>>3137598It was only ever an issue with the new dirt G1s when they came out.Once loops became more optimized to incorporate dirt races the sashes come in naturally.
>>3137604Ive seen some scary zephyrs in publics ngl
just don't give sashes??????????????whats the problem
>>3137598I only have 12 of one of the dirter ones.
>>3137604She may be kinda mentally retarded but I wuv her
>>3137598Correct, I rolled C*rren and I didn't have enough of one of the Sprint sashes to Pot 5 her. Also I'm running out of Dream Glimmers for my hint books
>>3137614why would you tolerate a leech on your thigh when you can rip it off
>>3137546it's saimon recolte beating Take!
>>3137618>She may be kinda mentally retardedName one uma this doesn't apply to
>>3137363>>3137472There's this user that is also developing his own uma fightan game. IIRC he's been making it for a year now.https://x.com/marusant03/status/2090365723453645050
>>3137598Going beyond that if everyone just requests sashes it completely eliminates the problem because now everytime you give your clubmate 2 of your sashes you get 10 back
>read the thread again>some guy desperately trying to state worthless dramakek you can just make shit up I guesseven logically it doesn't make sense for him to be the doxxer, he doesn't like to talk about club business outside of club chat, t. der/v/er, fuck off schizos
>>3137622Shakur is pretty smart
>>3137624Okay but I'm already doing this with shoes so...
>>3137619>I didn't have enough of one of the Sprint sashes to Pot 5 herBetter not request those sashes from your club though or else you'll get kicked
>>3137624This is just that one troll logic problem where you both put $20 into the box and make profit
>>3137598The only der/v/ rules is you've to req med shoes. Being faggot after getting reminded for months doesn't help the cases.
>100 sashesy- yea...
>>3137627Just ignore it, see how quickly it fizzled out? I already saved that anon's ID for next month
>>3137622NishinoRob RoyShakurDober
>>3137632>rulesare you gonna kick me from the discor- I mean club?
>>3137623I appreciate the work but the art style is so ugly
>>3137618wait a second that artist...
>*requests oka sho sashes*What are you doing requesting Oka Sho sashes? How am I supposed to give you Dirt Derby sashes? I only have 12 Kashiwa Kinen sashes! You're not getting my Zen-Nippon sashes!
>kicking one of their top earners and being outed as doxing schizosNot looking good for der/v/!
>>3137636When has dober shown great intelligence
>>3137638Really? I think it's cute and reminds me of RBO desu
>next racetokyo 2000 turf 3yo+ alw (1 win)pick your uma
>>3137646>RBO Oh shi, you're right
>his shitpost didn't work with /v/ma >now he's desperately trying to do it again with der/v/not gonna work faggot, everyone likes the guy, his presence is nothing but positives to the community
>>3137642
>Fucking Yeppers out of all the girls got sexy halloween artYESWE FUCKING DID IT 2 OTHER BIJIN BROS, WE ARE NOT IN THE SOUP ANYMORE
>>3137576Should still be exciting despite the lack of Magnitude.I think it's either Knightsbridge or FY. I don't think Sov is 100%, Golden Tempo, The Puma, Napoleon Solo are all 3yos facing older horses from significantly stronger generations. T O Password it would take his dad doing a Feng Shui miracle to win.
>>3137651Yeppers?
>>3137650>der/v/ when you ask them to stop doxxing their club member in the thread for 0.00001 attosecond
>>3137647Teiobros RUN THE WORLD
Can you buy the statue after? Serious question
>>3137623Why are her hands so big
>>3137658I'm surprised no mentally ill otaku has tried to steal it yet
IN YOUR LETTERS TO MY MOTHERIN YOUR LETTERS TO MEALL I HEAR ABOUT IS MR BIGMR DANCHOU, LIVING THE "A RANK DREAM"TEST ROOMS, SHOES, WUV YOUS, OPPORTUNITYI COME HERE, AND THE ONLY THING BIG ABOUT YOUR CLUB IS THE FLATLINERS
>>3137651YEPPERSYEPPERS STOP HANGING OUT WITH CURREN THAT'S THE WRONG CITY GIRLYEEEEEEEPPERRRRRRRRRS
>>3137647Days in the sun sounds comfy
>>3137649This isn't me faggot. I hate the /v/ma Danchou and only the /v/ma Danchou. Don't blame everything club related on me.It did work btw your shithole club is never getting close to A+ again and I pray for the day you become a B club
>>3137566so we're gonna boycott the stakes right?
>>3137651>that anatomy
>>3137660Its likely bolted to the ground
>>3137665yeah bro for sure
>>3137598I have plenty of sashes except for the new 4 races. I just got over 100 of the Kasiwa Kinen? that you can buy with silver cleats, but the others I have extremely small numbers of and even 0.
>>3137665Unironically we should so that we stop having the same repeated "IT DOESN'T COUNT" drama stakes after stakes
>>3137658Just steal it bwo
Oh my fucking God dude, Doing rickey runs is awakening something
>>3137672dudefurniturelol
>>3137659It's a sign that /v/ma was here
>>3137659>Doto's PoV
>>3137656Should have read the fucking clubchat dumbass
>>3137673das rite
>>3137671
>>3137623Natty needs the shoulder check as her ult/insta-kill.
>>3137672This but with digital
This whole sash drama is fake and the real reason the der/v/ schizo is seething is because he's been holding a grudge ever since Falcoanon's Rickey won the CM17 Stakes
>>3137658I need this to be prominently shown on NBC television
>>3137672For me its yellow falco, that outfit is really hot
My fault for expecting anything good from the next expantion
FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3137683Already happened
>>3137672For me, it's Mayano Top Gun.
>>3137689This is so funny
>>3137682Someone check the tapes. Is this true?
>>3137689unironically how do ningen women even compete?
DUDE
>>3137692I'm trying to find the Jewtube vids but I can't
>>3137686What happened now?I personally dropped FFXIV after finishing the 6.0 MSQ since it felt like a good place to quit, so I haven't been keeping up with the news (though I have heard the latest expansion sucked)
>>3137694WIND
>>3137701LOL
>>3137693They can't
>>3137647>>3137657AIEEEEEEEE TEIOBROS WON>contrailing
>>3137684She looks like a banana
>>3137698>der/v/ scrubbed the evidence
>>3137704Damn those genes dont fuck around
>>3137700DT was horrible with everything not related to raids, they are changing weekly tomes to a battle pass and it takes two patches to be BIS now if you do raid savage.
i'm not playing FF14 cause it requires playing through Dawntrail and i'm not paying money for the skip.
>>3137502Not inside der/v/, and since now that there's definitive proof that you're in the threads.Why didn't you stop requesting sashes even after seeing all the posts against you and about your requests?
>>3137692>>3137698The first race didn't get uploaded, this was the 2nd and last racehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s4srRF5iB4
>>3137693Imagine losing to a newma, embarrassing!
>>3137642This look like a top earner to you? >>3137650
>>3137707>Damn those genes dont fuck aroundit's lememe, he's won 4/4 races today so far
>>3137713>The first race didn't get uploaded>LITERALLY SCRUBBED EVIDENCE
Major faggotry ongoing rn
>>3137700two words:WUK LAMAT
LeGOAT*
>>3137721Yeah, just ignore the browns.
>next racekyto 1800 drt 3yo+ alw (1 win)pick you
>>3137721niggas really need to learn how to ignore obvious bait
>>3137726>Kratelos I support this better man
>>3137726HANO HANOINES FUJIN NANO
>>3137726sky stripes
>didn't drop at allSo kicking a 66m earner doesn't do much to a club *takes notes*
>>3137726WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
>>3137734They should kick niggas earning below 50M
>>3137726KINGTOS
>>3137734it doesn't work retroactively
>KS Miracle's career cancels the Sprinters Stakes goal when you get to the turnAlso this career kind of sucks to play in the new scenario
I should probably get the two CM19 stakes races uploaded someday.
>>3137734To be fair their danchud earns less than the jew they kicked
>>3137726What Curren did is none of my business
>>3137734Damn the neigha actually got kicked a day before reset
>>3137726
>>3137746He got more than enough carats worth of sashes
A hometown idol fun race sounds like a FUN idea
>can we trade medium shoes? I don't have many pink shoes. It makes more sense to trade what we all have the most of.>you retard! If you just request pink shoes too you'll break even. What? Noooooo you can't request sashes! I don't have many of those!Tldr fuck you people
>>3137751Like....hokko? If I had her
>>3137726Why is Balios so huge?
>>3137734desu i couldn't care less if a neigha were to be kicked or not but doing it before a reset will set unnecessary fear to members that'll apply in the future
>>3137756nips are simple folks, they see lememe or old man take, they bet
>>3137686As the only VP fag still alive I have to return just for her
>>3137757Yeah that was a bad move imo, now. Can we just get back on topic and let that anon chill in oy neigh.
>>3137757Yeah unless he was sperging out in the club I don't see the point
>>3137762Wise meek poster.
>>3137755Oguri, Yukino, Hokko, Inari
>>3137762Meek has way more titty than I expected in this pic
>>3137734Why is this post and the replies giving me deja vu?
>>3137768Cuz its the same forced drama of always. I just tune it out, it never brings anything positive to the threads
>>3137769>yet he replies
>>3137766Wait a minute this is just a dirter race
>>3137768Probably because both the one you're remembering and this one is stupid unneeded drama caused by a stupid move by their danchou
>>3137462>SprintC>MileB>MediumB>LongB
>>3137734
>>3137772Yes
>>3137726>>3137733and sky stripes holds against the incoming take menace!>contrailing
>>3137462>SprintC>MileB>MediumA>LongAI jobbed hard on the kikuka sho, i would've been S on long
>>3137462>SprintS>MileS>Medium B>LongBMy record is pretty good desu
>>3137782Are you taiki
>>3137784No but I am a burger
>>3137712Some people have better things to do than to stare at a thread every single day you know? Nobody ACTUALLY froths at the mouth over sashes, right? It's just supposed to be a joke, you know? Like a thread culture in-joke?I've been requesting sashes since the update got added. Why request something useless like shoes when you can request something useful like sashes? I just request whichever I'm lowest on (if I even remember/bother click on the club at all that day for the dailies, I've never once thought to myself "I wish I had more Club Points").
>>3137776>Hey Falco, do you read me?>Blame this on the misfortune of being born as a dirter!
>next raceoko 3 dirt 1yo+ alw (1400 win)pick uma you>any disturbances in text are to be ignored, halloween is doing halloween things
>hosted the stakes with an auto uma>literally rigged them to change the winners (daiwa, falco, taishin)>didn't do a proper tiebreaker last time>always making mistakes when hosting>asks for feedback yet doesn't do anything with it (stakes should just be 3 9 men rooms instead of a single 18 one)>kicks and doxxes people from his own club like a schizo>spams his shitty drawings over and overChar is a fucking schizo and I'm tired of pretending he's not, we have to kick this guy out of this community already
>>3137791>Why request something useless like shoes when you can request something useful like sashes?based utilitarian bird
>>3137795supervisor
>>3137791Its cool breh, yeah some people didn't like it and use it as an opportunity to shitpost but well get ya back up.
>>3137791actually don't come to oy neigh
>>3137791>Nobody ACTUALLY froths at the mouth over sashes, right? It's just supposed to be a joke, you know? Like a thread culture in-joke?If you don't have the answer to this now you are never going to work it out.
>>3137772>Uma Emblem: Dirters Weave
>>3137797Watch out Char is going to samefag and phonepost now to deflect how totally nobody cares
>>3137791That's understandable. Kinda based, even, but at the same time cringe, At least Oy Neigh will happily accept you
>>3137791Just request the shoes mane, you'll get the invite but pls do so.
>>3137791autism
AAAAAAAAAAA DANCHOU PLEASE DONT LET HIM IN HE'S GOING TO REQUEST SASHES IM GOING INSANE
oh wow cygames is actually patching stuff to fuck over cheaters
>>3137462I only aim for B finals so>SprintD>MileD>MediumD>LongD>Dirt, anyE
>>3137818But /v/ma told me it was just a 60fps mod?
>>3137818So Hachimi IS a cheat tool?
>>3137818I didn't even know you could do this
>>3137818Great thing desu
>>3137823Was
>>3137818UFAGGOTS IN SHAMBLES!
>>3137818OVERSEER IS DEAD>>3137821>>3137823you could add extensions to hachimi to cheat
>>3137818They patched this on JP a year ago, pretty funny they decided to launch global with it still in the game>>3137821>>3137823Anyone can fork open source software and add stuff it turns out, this isn't a screnshot of normal hachimi obviously
>>3137823Always has been. Banwave for 60FPS fags soon.
>>3137791Kinda based ngl, trannies can't tank this argument
>>3137832lmao
>>3137818This looks nice
>>3137818I just kind of lost trust with our stronger players since I remember most of them admitting into using Hachimi.
>>3137827I can't be the only one that wants to bite her ears right? Its like chocolate with blueberry flavoring.
>>3137791Pretty selfish mindset ngl
>>3137833>i've been selfish and ignoring requests to stop my selfish behavior>le trannies can't refute this
>>3137791lmao
>>3137837Hey im a phone fag, i couldn't hachimi or whatever even if I wanted to
They looked perfect in S2...
>>3137840>pressing a button on a mobile game is selfish Why are der/v/ trannies so sensitive?
>>3137818Oh so you could see if you were going to fail with this shit
>>3137839You neighas can't say this when I remember most of the arguments about autoruns is that setting them up is a chore
>>3137791I think the real reason was that you didn't bring in enough fans
Reminder there's an aussie G1 tonight
>>3137846This should prove to you that club discourse is stupid and not worth engaging with
>>3137845Acupuncture and stuff, not train fail
>>3137791>thread cultureIf requesting sashes is thread culture then so is doxing sashniggers.
>>3137845only see if you could fail EVENTS, but not training or event chain completion>Example: the -5 vs -20 after optional races>Example: see which acupuncturist events will pass
>>3137846logging in more than three times a day is literally a JOB!fuck you danchou im gonna sleep with 90 TP heheheh
>>3137848There is? This country only cares about the Melbourne Cup couldn't tell you when any other race is held and I could name like one or two other ones without knowing when they actually happen.
I fucking hate falco now
How about something more productive?Who has the best design
>>3137856Falco! She's so cute when she requests sashes like a dummy!
>>3137856I really like brights
>>3137843HOOOOOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3137856Ryan by a mile
>>3137856Dober imo
>>3137839>>3137840>requesting sashes and not donating is selfish>but not contributing to the club using your fully filled TP gets a pass
>>3137856El Condor Pasa looks so cute when she's doxxing her clubmates like a schizo and kicking them a day before the rewards go out
>>3137856Palmer
>>3137856I am eagerly awaiting for Ramonu because her design stands out to me the most
>>3137859
>>3137856Ardan has an incredibly gorgeous dress. 100% my fav mejiro.
>der/v/ is now forever TAINTED because Danchou wouldn't just donate the fucking sash
>>3137866why did they do itcygames are literal lolimancers, and yet they went ahead and turned them into hags for no reason
>>3137854yea, not that anon, but it's the Victoria Derby in 27 bings, it's 2500 meters so i'll just pop an arima re-enactment for fun
>>3137862I'm pretty sure danchou said he was going to kick some flatliners after the gibs, which you would know if you had read the chat
>>3137848>>>/sp/
I think they're both schizoing out tbqhf
>>3137874>in 27 bings,Isnt that tomorrow then?
>>3137856I'm a sucker for Palmer's design but Ranmonu's is really really good.
>>3137869Honestly cared less about kicking, but doxing is ultragay
>>3137827Were her Daitakus always that big
It's just insane to me how people can get so angry over shit that doesn't matter like requesting sashes and ritualposters.
>>3137876He won't. None of the clubs here have the balls to do that, they would crumble instantly because of the sheer volume of leeches in the club which often includes the danchou themselves
>>3137869I know I'm not supposed to reply but at this exact same time of year, one year ago, something funny happened related to this club that shitposters took out of proportion to instigate a thread war, the result was, of course, nothing kek'member thise?
>>3137878I dont care about tranny drama desu
>>3137882Helios is firmly in the medium premium gang
>>3137879if you're a filthy midwesterner then yes
>>3137883nigger really tried to put ritualposting on the same level as sash requesting kill yourself windykek
>>3137883Ritualposting is peak /vg/ behavior
>>3137462>SprintS>MileB>MedC>LongA>Dirt Mile/medCMediumslop is the bane of my existence, I just can't win that shit
>>3137891What a coincidence doxxing is too!
What do we do about the Mambo and /vm/a menace?
>>3137869I just don't see the point of kicking him when he wouldn't abide by the sash requirements. There are 30 members, and most of the time, everyone would still get the maximum donations even without donating to the Falco guy.To be honest, I think they're just too lazy to donate one by one and found that kicking the guy was the easiest solution.
>>3137856For me, it's DoberBrighto and McQueen are also really good. Ardan's design is almost great but I'm not a fan of the weird mismatched boot heights
>>3137891The sperging out on this thread is pretty /vg/ behavior.
>>3137898Asymmetry is /fa/ as fuck
>>3137795after 564'ing DDPP on the final straight, heritage bloom holds the lead (honestly what the fuck was that)
>>3137893I weirdly have the opposite experience where I do well on mediums and job out like a bitch on any other distance. I mainly use ends too which is the weird part, considering they're much better on miles/longs compared to medium races.
>>3137462G G G G G.Technically I won Open B of the last CM with King Halo so it's not ALL losses... just mostly losses.
>>3137904Wtf happened
>>3137900>Asymmetry is /fa/ as fuck
>>3137897>donate one by oneyou mean like we have been doing since the dawn of uma-time?
>>3137902You cant 564 DDPP tho, they're white skills
>>3137909Neigha... There's a donate to all button...
>>3137908Can't get enough of looking at neck guy every time this is posted
>>3137854i just know it's like one of the oldest races in Australia? there's actually 3 G1s today but this is the big one>>3137910i forgot the name of their golds
>>3137909You're not allowed to have a valid argument or else you're a schizo who requests sashes o algo
>>3137909Some of us have these things called jobs so we quickly pull our phone out, press one button to get the points, and then go back to the job we have
>>3137908Hey that's...
>>3137911You're not getting my dirt shoes
>>3137915>press one button to get the pointsSo you should be thanking him for giving you an opportunity to donate then, huh?
>>3137917My club specifically ONLY requests and donates dirt shoes
>>3137908Guy on the middle gives pace chaser vibes
>>3137906I'm a shitter who still spits out As and A+s as my standard output. I've only achieved S twice and S+ once, and that was during Nunity.
>next racekyoto 1200 dirt 3yo+ alw (2 win)pick your uma
oy neigh danchou please don't let this guy in im begging you
>>3137918retard
>>3137923BY FAR THE BEST>14th favorite
>>3137923>By far the best>Has the worst oddsWho is the reverse kojima
>>3137920Tama!?
>>3137923Mame tank for me
>>3137927it's amijok of course
>>3137791
>>3137928
>>3137920Mambro...
>>3137931Its a shame taishin is gonna fall off so hard soon
>>3137934Her evolved skills are so atrocious and for what?
>>3137923Xebec.How do you even fucking write that in katakana?
>>3137920We request PINK shoes.What of it?
>>3137856Ryan > Palmer > Dober > Ramonu > Macqueen> Bright > Ardan
>>3137936
>Late Surgers>Late Bloomer style
>>3137938kek
>>3137936Xebec, now that was a studio...
>>3137897>I think they're just too lazy to donate one by oneneigha who the fuck does that?what kind of schizo clubs are you guys in. You donate shoes, other guys donate shoes. You do NOT donate sashes. Period. I'm not even in that club. He would have gotten kicked way earlier if he tried to pull that shit.Donate to ALL mother fuckers. Aint NOBODY donating sashes in no mother fucking club!
>ENTER public>ONCE AGAIN DOUBLE DEBUFFER >THE NIGGER RUNNING THEM DOESN'T EVEN WINI hate them so much
>>3137934>>3137935ENTER
>>3137947Someone should start a sash club where they trade ONE sash that's decided at the beginning of the day.
>>3137949That's just the same skill except 4 seconds. Seriously, what does 4 seconds of accel on a medium even look like? Do you even need an accel that lasts that long?
>>3137949>4sNice
>>3137923>>3137929meme tank homestretch hastes to the end!
>>3137952With higher speed caps i imagine that will be important
I had enough. Hand over your strongest ace
So if im a tachylet with really good funds (100k+) is it cool if I pull for pocket speed? I wanna main lates
>>3137961my aces are SHIT
>next racetokyo Oxalis Sho 1400 dirtpick your uma!
>>3137961They're too strong for you, trainer
>>313728612/18please join neighas i know you have CM21 aces and that there are more than 12 of you here
>>3137961666593923
>>3137964quite a collection of familiar sounding names
>>3137951Honestly I have a surplus of every single sash except a few obscure dirt ones AND the one that guy was requesting, the sprint one. Nobody does that G1 because it's on the same date as the Osaka Hai. I would actually go fucking insane if that dude was requesting that sash and I accidentally donated to him multiple times. That's fucking torture. I genuinely don't know how anyone can take that idiot's side. I would have been screaming to boot that psycho within a week of that. No. Just no. What the fuck are you doing? No!
>>3137969forgot my attention grabbing image
Skipping ancestors sounds like a bad deal anytime i think about it>No borrow slot so no crucial borrow cards (example: ks miracle or gold city guts, taiki speed, teio wit, palmer stam, etc)>No good independent training>No deck flexibility Idk man, everyone should aim for at least LB0 imo
>>3137962If you've got Kita and Maru, you're fine. If you really want a backliner specific speed card, you grab Duramente Speed since it's with your style wit card during L'Arc on the same banner so you just plan 600 rolls there instead of 400
Is the search on uma.moe borked for anyone else? I'm trying to search by total white skills amount and it's giving me shit like a 13 goldship over a 25 skill inari. Which wouldn't be bad if I was searching narrow enough but there's 10k results found for a spurt+left hand parent to use for looping.
>>3137970>Room not foundWack
>>3137969oh wait, it started, well then,OUR HEROES!
>>3137886Club drama is so forced and gay and always has been.
>>3137975L'Arc is a 3 speed scenario tho, having el condor pasa, duramente, pocket is amazing flexibility
>>3137975No maru
>>3137976pretty sure it sorts by affinity?
>>3137856Dober > Palmer > McQueen > Bright > Ryan (ignoring hair) >>>>>>>>> Ardan > RmonuThis isn't factoring personalities either, that easily shoots up McQueen, Bright, and Ryan. Would give Palmer more credit but she gets bullied easily.
>>3137981
>>3137961
>>3137856We already know has the worst one
>>3137856Ramonu>Ardan>Dober>Bright>Palmer>McQueen>Ryan
>>3137974It really seems like something you should roll but problem is it's like a week after Ramonu. I'm not gonna have any carats left man. 10 single rolls on that shit. TEN.
>>3137982It's 2 speed, 1 wit, pal, and 2 flex slots but all the example decks are putting wit, gut, and stam cards in those flex slots instead of a third speed
>>3137977Anon it's a partner id
>>3137962I would if you're okay with her having a low lifespan. She remains a staple in every deck for medium and long distances until Still in Love is released. For sprints and miles, she’s replaced once Duramente arrives. Overall, she’ll be your go-to pick for about 6 to 7 months until Duramente's debut. Even after Duramente comes out, Jungle Pocket is still the better choice for a few LoH and CMs. Once the Grand Masters/GFF scenario arrives and Still in Love drops during that meta, both Duramente and Pocket fall off.
>>3137984You can change how it's sorted by and even if it was affinity, the goldship has 85 and the inari has 156
>>3137972Idgaf if he requests sashes or not, but if everyone told him to please not do it and he did anyways. for months, then lmfao. good riddance. kick his ass. It's basic respect for others, if they ask you to please not do something because you are annoying them, and you keep doing it, then you're gonna eventually find out.I hope he doesn't comes to Oy Neigh btw. Don't like what I'm seeing.
>>3137980and air groove surges to win it!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Fm6OMVo_Q5lUsUTDDkbGCMrH
Would you still love me if I requested a sash?
>>3137996Holy shit im retarded
>>3137999Why do they fall off? Is that when we switch to almond fraud or still?
I can't believe there are this many anons unironically sashbroken
>>3138007Setup goes el condor pasa + still until its still + almond eye
>>3138002WAKEY WAKEY JANNY
what seriously goes through a nigger's mind when they swipe over to sashes, scroll all the way down to Zen Nippon Junior Yushun and click request? You have to go way out of your way to be a faggot.
>>3137964SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP LEMEME HE'S 5/5 TONIGHT (once for you)
>Xitter and youtube ads are full of uma musumeI hate how normalized it is that our data is sold
>>3138011If I was in a club filled with disgusting pedos I'd do the same thing. Thanfully I'm in Oy Neigh
>>3138015Whenever I start posting about masturbating to a particular uma here I start getting art of her shown on twitter. It's insane.
>>3138015>seeing ads at allDamn son sucks to suck
>>3138013I thought the french were weak sissies
>last borrow>Run starts off okay>late dec junior year training fails, meaning not enough points to get a needed song>LH also didn't proc
>>3138003Let's think about the economy of that sash. A sash is worth 100 clovers. You only get clovers from selling star pieces. Most people don't have their 3 star umas maxed, so you're gonna be selling your 1 star uma star pieces. You get 5 pieces per 1 star uma. To get the 100 clovers, you need to get 20 rolls of umas. That's worth 3,000 carats. Let me ask you this. Do you wuv me enough to send me 3,000 carats, right now?
>>3138011Probably laughing out loud at the ebin joke he's doing.
STOP FUCKING LATE STARTING YOU DUMB WHORES
Cygoys should add fujin to the selector I dont have enough to roll for nano
>next racekyoto 2000 kitano tokubetsupick your uma
>>3138028They're not gonna change the selector. It always cuts off before the valentines alts.
>>3138030>>3138028funnily enough this is the last time the cutoff is the new years banner, starting 3rd anni, the cutoff is the valentines banner
Stirring up since Ikeoze is the only name that I recognize
>>3138032That SUCKS they should change it, i want to have sex with fujin
I shouldn't have checked the switch 2 emulator threads on /v/, I actually got a headache trying to backread the threads for anything useful. Twitter is legitimately a better place to search for news and discussions now, /v/ has completely gone to shit, I don't even know how we even survived a month there.
>>3138026As an evil crab I am making your umas drink the juice that makes you late start.
>>3138032Who are the priority umas for the upcoming selectors?
>>3137974I don't see why I should borrow ancestors. Yeah, you gain sharts faster but you're still waiting on stacked trainings to make the most of your bonuses.
>>3138037what role and show paddock? but the umas on the third row are coming to daily races, as a front main, i'm doing machan/falco/rickey, although idk how optimal that is
>>3138035UH OH NINTENSEETHING MELTDOWN CRY CRY CRY I'M SORRY YOU SEEING DEFINITELY LEGIT FOOTAGE OF MARIO SHART WORLD ON AN IPHONE IS 9/11 FOR YOU!Yeah it's ass, it's probably best to just wait a few days or week(s).
AMERICA FUCK YEA
>>3138037Strictly to metafag in my opinion>GM selectorKitasan white is priority 1, Blaze brian is priority 2, Seeking the Pearl is priority 3>L'Arc selectorNeo Uni is priority 1, VFujin is priority 2, Daitaku Helios is priority 3.
>>3138040>UH OH NINTENSEETHING MELTDOWN CRY CRY CRY I'M SORRY YOU SEEING DEFINITELY LEGIT FOOTAGE OF MARIO SHART WORLD ON AN IPHONE IS 9/11 FOR YOU!this is what it's like talking about sashes in /v/ma
>>3138035It's unironically because we were one of the last bastions of a /v/ that wanted to talk about games. We persisted because we thought that was important, on some deeper level.
>>3138045We can't escape some of our retarded habits.
>>3138029stirring up
>>3138044Is Neo still a priority pick if I'm going to almost exclusively build fronts and paces?she seems like a late surger from the event skills
>>3138044I say this as someone who oshis Brian and also pulled for Blaze, just because she's really strong on Longs doesn't make her that great of a meta choice because Longs are so rare. The better meta pull is whatever parents/grandparents you're missing for your chosen style.
>>3138029COME UP ROSES HOLDS THE LINE!>cesario grandson>manhattan cafe grandson>phalaenopsis grandson
who should I spend my selector on? (include best and second best) (front main who dabbles in paces)
>>3138052What do you like about brian the most anon? Im considering her as my selector pick mostly cuz of her extremely fat tits
>next racetokyo 1600 turf kunitachi tokubetsupick your uma
>>3138049Nah, uni is exclusively for backliners. Her unoque is from 7th to 4th iirc
>>3138063now pick your uma kek
>>3138059Pearly imo, great GP and permanent meta in miles and sprints
>>3138065Shiny Swift
>>3138061I like her quiet determination, her song literally being a Linkin Park reference, and the way she gets most of her pleasure out of life from just challenging herself against everyone else. Her mild chunni edge also makes me laugh, and the very casually comfortable way her relationship with her trainer evolves to the point that one of her events is just her following you around on a normal day because she enjoys your company and is used to you two spending time together without making a big deal of it is also just really nice.
>>3138064Got it, thankswas thinking that maybe you could try run her as pace but that sounds like a lobby gamble and a half
>>3138065power snatch
Phalaenopsis mention
>>3138059Nishino easily
>>3138072fake golden gen
>>3138072Yukoma Roman Junjoha moment
>>3138059>MaachanStrong Front for sprints, also used as a parent for them>RickeyThe strongest dirt uma for a long ass time, run as a Front then eventually Pace>NishinoMeta parent forever for Paces on Mile/Med
>>3138059Pearl, because she's cute and needs more fans.
>>3138065Nanananananananana HAWK MAAAAAAAAAN
>>3138068Is she for (You)?
>>3138081Wouldn't say she's a strong romantic, but the good ending has her all but moving in with you without really putting a label on it because you enjoy each other's company that much.
>>3138072I'm smitten
>>3138083
>>3138065LEGEND (lememe) SLAIN by fuji gaifu
>>3138081>anons want to date this
>>3138072>that Brian
>next race kyoto 1900 dirt halloween stakespick your uma
>28 of 29 races won>stamina>milethanks cygamesyou're so generous
>>3137482Oh nonono
SEX WITH FUKU ON HALLOWEEN!
this ones for you danchou
>>3138096der/v/ would kick you for these kinds of runs
>>3138089https://files.catbox.moe/i1awvs.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/rnuhsv.pnghere you go
So uh... does uma.moe not show that someone's left until the next day? I ask because it looks like der/v/ hasn't actually kicked anyone yet...https://uma.moe/circles/968622263
>>3138090Going for arc dor, I like take
>>3138035There's a few topics that are nigh impossible to discuss on /v/. Anything regarding Nintendo is one of them. It's just shitposters and endless discord raids of fags talking nonsense to post about SNOY and ERIC and TENDIESNOY
>>3138090olive green
>>3138102
>>3136507Introducing this to a new audience.I wanted to try writing a Flower Man parody for umamusume but have no idea who would even sing it.
>>3138105This is what they WANT /v/ to be btw
>>3138035okay so the long and short of it is there is no Switch 2 emulator.There's an exploit for the Switch 2 that allows filesystem access, but no kernel access (almost said accels) and most importantly no bootloader exploit (this was what allowed Switch 1 to be busted wide open with the Tegra X1's known exploit before launch). What this means is that they can partially rip what's on the storage of the console, and partially decrypt some of those games while they are running on the system to peak around and extract certain files/code. This will allow for people to datamine games that already exist and extract 3D models and some game assets, but a lot of stuff is locked behind the kernel and other parts of the system.This means making an emulator or any kind of serious "decomp" is mostly out of the question until a better exploit is found. Having access to the file system does not make it any easier to get deeper access. There is one Switch 1 emulator called Eden that can actually run some Switch 2 games (partially). That is the closest thing to Switch 2 emulation right now but it has nothing to do with the Switch 2 exploit. In order to get access to that exploit you needed a specific piece of software that's already been scrubbed from the shops and could possibly brick your system. Long story short, if you're hoping for real emulation or roms to be ripped and decrypted, that's still a long ways away. If you want to see (already existing) games assets like the Star Fox models, well there's that at least.
>>3138105acfag is absolutely real though
>>3138090it's sorte areia holding the final leg>EL CONDOR PASA grandspawn
>>3138106>no idea who would even sing it
>>3138110aieeeeeee el dia de los muertos
>>3138098If they keep up this gay shit. King Kamehameha will never be playable...
>>3138108There is an AI tool out there that CAN convert Switch 2 games though. I am literally seeing a friend do this with Mario Kart World in real time... The x86 build that he's trying to make sucks ass and is taking longer, but the MacOS build is already basically done from what we can tell.
>next racetokyo 1600 dirt perseus stakespick your uma
>>3138045It's not anywhere close to that honestly. Go open up /v/ and let your eyes be opened. /v/ma is in agreement, it's a dick move to request sashes. Sometimes is fine, but if you request them everyday you're asking to be kicked. I think most would agree on that. It screws over everyone in the club where they can't just click the "donate to all" button. Pretty straightforward. Now go try discussing any video game related topic on /v/ and tell me it's anywhere close to as straightforward as that.
>>3138111>the one uma I know nothing about would sing itDamn.Looks like I gotta get spooked by her.
>>3138117lord labyrinth
>>3137952We don't have many current speed skill yet so sole accel that last 0.4 second probably allows you to pick more velo instead.
>>3138116>but the MacOS build is already basically done from what we can tell.
All of my problems in life are because of /vg/
>>3138124Do you want some footage? I've got footage and screenshots of the WIPs.There MIGHT be something missing, he hasn't tried to play it all the way through, but it's very much in a playable state now.
>>3138125Some of them are because of SEA posters too!
>>3138128Let's see it
>>3138131https://limewire.com/d/aaYvO#CK5QIuFmCB
The footage is taking a hot moment to upload. Maybe check the Limewire in 3 minutes or so.
>>3138044Can I skip GM selector then if I already have all of them? I probably should pick NYopera but not really feeling it. Especially when Fuji and Oguri basically done the job already.
wait has the SBR been run yet?
>>3138132Ehh I'm not seeing any real proof this is a standalone decomp or running via emulation. You sure your friend isn't stringing you along?Assuming he's telling the truth, what are his plans with this anyhow?
>>3138140>his plansIn his own words?>the things i’d do to not buy a switch 2The tool he's using isn't even his, it's this Switch recomp tool he found. The Switch 2 isn't actually all that different hardware-wise. You can find it under seedds/nxnative on Github.The hell do you mean that you're not seeing any real proof? Are the struggles to stream models in the video at 1:10 not enough?
>>3138143your video never worked and now all the images are gone lol
>>3138117j palms procs nothing ventured there at the very end to win
>>3138145The images are still there for me?I noticed Limewire didn't preview the video as well, but I thought you'd at least try downloading it. The video when downloaded works fine.
>GRADED STAKES NEXTKBS Kyoto Sho Fantasy StakesKyoto 1400 Outer Turf Sunny Firm AutumnPick Your Uma!Notable Pedigrees>Les Nuages: Contrail>Biscuit Sand: Daiwa Major (Damsire)>Nix Luna: Believe (Sire’s Dam)>Imogen: Cesario (Damsire)>Bright Script: Cesario (Sire’s Dam)>Benibana: Grass Wonder (Sire’s Sire’s Sire) + Epiphaneia (Damsire)>Tsukimi: Sakura Bakushin O (Sire’s Sire) + Deep Impact (Damsire)Notable Past Winners>Sweep Tosho, Rhein Kraft, Aston Machan
>>3138152Your images are working, Limewire is just kind of fucky. Anyways thanks for sharing but you dont need to try and convince me. If he's made a recomp then surely someone else has done something similar and it will be released to the world soon
>>3138156Eh, alright. I'm still happy to share proof. It's kind of cool, even if I'll probably never end up using a tool like this.
>>3138155and nix luna yoinks it at the very end!
wow we're incredibly dead tonight
>>3138167Dude you just had a thread that finished in 5 or so hours
>>3138167I can complain about clubs if you want
>next racetokyo 3yo+ alw (1 win) 1800 turfpick your uma
>>3138162Nah, I'm looking into what you said and some other things. So from what I can tell, there is a way to rip the unencrypted games now via the SmileBasic exploit. And then your friend used a tool called NXnative which can reverse engineer Switch 1 games to run on Mac. Apparently someone already did something similar with the Mario Kart world decomp. From what I know about Switch 2 development is that many early Switch 2 games started out development as Switch 1 games, and then were essentially ported to Switch 2. Mario Kart World openly started development for the Switch 1 which the devs talked about in an video. The only reason they didnt launch it on the first one is because the framerate would have been below their standards lol. Anyhow, you're not wrong about the architecture but it still doesn't change the fact they don't have kernel access. Thing is they don't need it. They can rip the unencrypted stuff and then use AI tools to sort through it. But will that work on future games? Hard to say, seems like it's possible recomps at least for mac can work that way. Windows will likely take a lot of work though. The Eden emulator is the one that's also making progress on Switch 2 emulation but it's still kinda slow/choppy. Either way thanks for sharing, it's developing pretty rapidly and a lot of information gets lost in the noise.
>>3138174You just did fag
>>3138167>Anons, I told you it would come to this. I was right. The keibaposters are taking over!
Holy fuck Falco has so many races, literally unplayable on GL
When is Breeder's Cup?
>>3138176Scene des Lauves
>>3138176>I'm In
>>3138185Does anybody else try to spot a horse cock whenever horse videos get poseted?
>>3138185It got cancelled
>>3138190Falco would do this
>>3138184lmao nevermind I'm not playing Bananafalco for Mile
>>3138184Anyone that has to do 2 races after debut on junior year are insta-dead to me on GL.
>>3138185first GI race in 10 bongs 5 minutes, forever young's race in 15 bongs 11 minutes
I'm very drunkFine i love you so much
>>3138190
pretty lousy win5 today, only $1765 USD
>>3138196I was afraid of that. EU people will have to just be happy with Tenno Autumn at acceptable timing.
>>3138196Alright I'll set my alarm clock for 16 bongs from now thanks
>>3138201>EU people will have to just be happy with Tenno Autumn at acceptable timingat least breeders cup is perfect EU timing? then you take a nap and then autumn tenno is at a pretty decent time?also holy shit, tarumae's tits are obscene
>>3137327Kitasan was doubted as a sire. He produced Equinox, the world's highest rated race horse and instant hall of famer from his first crop. Equinox is the source of all the drained Kitasan memes.
>>3138201
>>3138177Yeah sounds about right.Nintendo said they changed a LOT about the Switch 2. I suspect they actually did on the firmware side which was why even early Switch 2 games weren't compatible with the Switch, but they implied it was a lot of hardware changes too-which is evidently not as true.
>>3138211>See? All natural, no padding at all! Calories from haksap berries all go straight to umas chests! So bring your uma to Tomakomai!
fantasy stakes re-enactment859838258598382585983825
>>3138197Danchou...
>>3138176and L'avenue gets the final break! (forgot to take the image)
>>3138190No, but I unintentionally saw Dober (Real)'s pussy in one of those webms the farm posted of her. She's still doing okay btw.
>>3138212It's hard to say, MOST of the "Switch 2" games have been confirmed by Nintendo that many of them started development on Switch 1. Splatoon Raiders is another example. It's another one of those games that started out as DLC for a Switch 1 game then got made into its own title. Clearly the Switch 2 is backwards compatible with Switch 1 but it will be interesting to see if this kind of reverse engineering approach will be compatible with games that were made with the Switch 2 from the ground up rather than being carryover projects from Switch 1. DK Bananza, MK World were also both games that were confirmed to be intended for Switch 1 first, then later translated to Switch 2 games. Then you have all these Switch 1 games that get "Switch 2 editions", but it's not like much is changing to the game to make it run on Switch 2. As for future games it's hard to say, but at least by Nintendo's admission, most of the exclusives on Switch 2 all were intended to be Switch 1 games at some point so I imagine that'd make them even easier to reverse engineer. If eventually they hit a wall and this kind of approach doesn't work, maybe the games made from the ground up for Switch 2 will be harder to crack. Interesting times ahead.
>>3138221Did you save the webm? Post it
>last racekyoto 3yo+ alw (1 win) 1600 outerpick your uma!
RICKEY LUCKY HAPPY!!!
>>3138225Noppers
>>3138223Certainly, certainly. I look forward to the future with great interest, and the past with fond nostalgia. God damn things were much easier back then...
A pipebomb has been delivered to Rickey's PR.
>>3138226I want a Timeless Kiss...Though Summer Blizzard sounds like something someone would say poorly translating Panzerlied.
Bro what are you DOING
>>3138235That's not good feng shui
>>3138226and TM steel holds the lead to the end!>deep impact granddaughter>victoire pisa granddaughterThanks for joining me for another day of keiba, a big day tomorrow>Breeders Cup>CM21 day 1>november schedule>autumn tenno sho
>>3138239Think of it as an emergency furniture rearrangement and window installment.
>>3138238Nono, I get it, imagine being such a good-for-nothing that YOU get scouted instead and the one who scouts you might as well be the most kindhearted little thing in the world
>>3138244Sounds like marriage and raising a happy family to me
I'm thinking it's about time we have another Curren thread
>doing a test Rickey run with my own parents>mile S>6 greens gets assembledwhat the heckI even passed the acupuncture recovery gamble. Too bad it's a total witlet. I would've played this even with the shitty speed if I had 1100~ wit at least.
man for some reason i'm not winning publics as often as i'd like, i think i have a 15-20% public win rate rn?
>>3138258General CM lobbies will be weaker than even public test rooms.
Seriously, what the fuck? I haven't had it this bad since Riko in Unity 1
>>3138265I actually listened to Tact talk in earlier, never realised who it was until now.
>>3138275>>3138275>>3138275
>>3138265I miss Kokkoro...
