>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. ROUND 1 NOW!!!!!>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (October)https://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190>Fun Race: Rebooblican vs Demoflat midtermshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3091776/#3093945Previous Thread: >>3141362
Windy!
ROBBED but cute so its fine
TENNO SHO RE-ENACTMENT15/18JOIN NOW725930937259309372593093
>>3142848Watching Almond Eye's career in real time was the most invested I've ever been in a horse. Love that mare.
Is she the Wilt Chamberlain of uma musume?
where is all the sad and peaked yanko art
https://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpgOops forgot the schedule
>>3142868>Complete bum with a fake record who got lucky farming part time mail delivery driversYes
>>3142869Can't spawn from thin air. It will come
>>3142870Pretty barren month for once. Notably only one CM and GM is pushed to December.
>>3142866Dude cygames needs a better system to organize the veterans holy shit i cant find my ace from the latest medium
Kyoto 3yo+ ALW (2 win)poppet holds the lead!>satono crown daughter>epiphaneia grandspawn>ZRR great-grandspawn
>>3142874I am feeling we get GM dropped mid cm for maximum fuck you.
>>3142869
>>3142874Well the Sprint CM is this month pretty muchI think the final month is always a bit barren too
>>3142874They outright removed a rerun of speed Taiki/speed Fuku and Halloween Rice/New Years Haru.
>>3142881Lets be real, was anyone pulling for that?
>>3142883I mean...ulala a cute.
>>3142881They're accelerating even further
320 PEOPLE WON 1.6 MILLION YEN (10K USD)
>>3142870Only 3 banners? EOS soon?
Imagine how fucking FAT her deciles will be
>>3142887huh, why didn't the image scale correcly
>>3142886Since clocks went back is daily reset now an hour earlier?
>>3142889will her career adapt her mid race shitting habits
>>3142892Should be at 10 PM yeah....
>>3142883There's a non-zero chance that someone wanted to finish up their MLB of Taiki/Fuku and they had deep pockets I guess.
>>3142856Why is /vg/ baking for us
Get your cringe ass TT rabbit out of this lobby. You don't have enough stam to live and have mile skills.
>LAST RACE OF OCTOBERKIYOSATO TOKUBETSU tokyo 1600 dirtpick your uma!
>>3142895I read that as MLB futa
>>3142898Not him but suzuka are cute so, cool in my book
>>3142899SUMMER MADNESS IN THE FALL
>>3142899Tamamo horses are still around?
>>3142897That's so sweet of xem
>>3142866last spot, please join!>>3142898no need to be picky, i'll let people run whoever they want
I DONT HAVE A SINGLE HORSE THAT CAN ACTIVAYE GROUNDWORK ON THE TENNO SHO AUTUMN IM DYING
>>3142905Why is she so sexy here
>>3142905Big carrot ears
>>3142897I love my vampire princess
If only I had a medium Zephyr...Her unique is nearly perfect as an accel for the Tenno Sho Autumn.
>>3142905I think this suzuka pic has some of the best slurpable hair>what the fuck is slurpable hairLook at pic related and tell me it doesn't look like it would taste like good ass noodles
>>3142898Who cares? It's not debuff cancer
>>3142912Nigga what
>>3142911>Her unique is nearly perfect as an accel for the Tenno Sho Autumngee i wonder what race she won
>>3142912I dont see it teiobro
>>3142906Now that you mention it, mine doesn't work either!
>>3142912What was he cooking?
>>3142912Imagine the sound of her wet noodle hair slapping her back as she walks. The smell of shoyu broth in her wake.
>>3142920I think you should stop locking my trainings fine motion san
>>3142921But it would be more fun
>>314286617/18Join already (You) faggot lurker
>>3142913hmmmm... now that you mention it...
>>3142924AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU CANT MAKE ME
>>3142924>go to join>fullNIGGERS
>>3142928EVERY TIME.
>>314292817/18 though
so why did they change CdN's jockey anyways
>>3142928Not full retard
>>3142931
You wouldn't know what to do with a woman like this
>>3142912>slurpable
>>3142931Losing to Hanshin specialist in torrential rain was shamefur dispray.
>>3142932Some guy entered and withdrew twice nowt. noticer
>>3142934Id politely tell her to give me PA tokens
>>3142934VI TOKENS PLEASE
>>3142934My odds are decent. There aren't that many holes.
>>3142937Well it's still not full right now so if he wants to join he can nvm it just filled up
>>3142934>senior year>still wont go on a date with me
>>3142934I do not engage with haram alcohol poison drinkers, if she wants me she must abandon her wickedness and understand the light of Islam alhamdullilah
>>3142943Yeah but when are you getting added to the game air jihad
>>3142866STARTING!
>>3142934No, no I wouldn't.She's a bit much for me.I'd still beg for the Co tokens...
>>3142944What would Air Jihad's ult be like
KEK apparently danon decile took a shit during the middle of the race
>>3142947>When positioned well behind two runners, accelerate with martyrous strength
>>3142950Why are horses like this
>>3142934Holy guacamole
>>3142945OUR HOPEFUL FALL CHAMPIONS!
>>3142950What is the uma equivalent of this?
>my uma didn't spurtFUCK I have such a bad time estimating spurt rates now
>>3142957Umas wear diapers in races
>>3142957Exactly the same thing
>>3142950Today? Or are you talking about past races. Because he's done it like twice before today's race.
>>3142956AND THEY'RE OFF!
Wait two separate horses shat themselevs today?
>>3142961today, WAIT IT ISN'T HIS FIRST TIME?
>>3142957
>>3142962Whats the lore reason of spe only having one leg?
>tactical weight shedding mid-race
>>3142962>didn't spot strugglewtf?
>>3142966Oguri got hungry
>>3142958I can make your uma spurt
>>3142963umas gotta poo-poo, too
>>3142967>losing to a literal shitter
>>3142899AND SMART SPEAR TAKES IT>kizunaspawn>king halo grandspawn
Pandora LOVE
Uma shit makes good lube when doing anal
>>3142966It was supposed to be a replacement to Oguri's diabetic leg, but they got the wrong one.>>3142962I wonder if there's any umas that start with their opposite foot...
>>3142950Just shedding some weight
>>3142962Bros????
>>3142962>got scammed by wit checks>low rolled mid race but still somehow got first back after getting blocked
>>3142976
>>3142976Teiobro btw
>>3142950How would this translate to umamusume?
>>3142979Why would the jra do this?
>>3142979Oguri got hungry....
>>3142979Oh, don't be such a baby. Legs grow back!
>>3142979Looks magical to me breh
>>3142979It should be illegal for Sweepy to use magic like this during a race
>>3142979AND BOURBON TAKES IT!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=sccFAyuqdVl8pauZgcdYOBmUthanks for coming!
>>3142979What is this, Predator 0.5?
>>3142979This is what neighas saw floating in the sky during the Roswell incident
You guys never physically exerted yourselves to the point of shitting?
overall, a very successful first month of keibaposting and hosting re-enactments, a lot of Fun was had! Here's to a great November!
>>3142990Darn, she almost pulled it off.Thanks for hosting!
>>3142990Complete beep bop domination goddamn
>>3142994No because I'm not a fucking animal
>>3142979PUT THEM BACK THIEF
>>3142995>spreadsheet autism in my spreadsheet autism game thread
GO TO THE BATHROOM
>>3142998Humans are animals, we are homo sapiens actually
>>3143002how many animals do you know that can post on 4chan?
>>3142990>failed wit check on 3 mid-race golds + corners
>>3143002You are a homo and barely a sapiens bitch ass neigha
>jockeys are not only at risk of fucking dying, they are also at risk of getting shat on or have shit fly up at them from horses ahead of themI think I'd main fronts irl.
>>3143000do we actually use spreadsheets though for umamusume? even the carat tracker is now a site
>>3143004Well you can post here and youre a monkey cant ya?
>>3142990That Bobo won the Plat, a stakes race and 2 or 3 re-enactments. My most decorated uma
>>3143004Well at the very least there are some spiders, some sharks, some dolphins, some crabs, some foxes, some shitbulls, some horses, and some cheetahs posting here.
>>3143004There's at least a couple chimps posting in here
>>3143011Thats a real good clanker, make sure to charge her batteries
>>3143013May I see them?
>>3143009At the start of GL I did to track tokens and desired songs but stopped after like a week because that's more suited for hording and spending before the concert, which is not the way to play the game.
>>3143004GET FUCKED
>>3142990>got scammed by over take mode then 3 skills wasted because of a block
>>3143007Front is asking to be trampled if he drops from a horse.
How big would her tits be?
here is a JRA trainer, do we all look like this?
>>3143009I used one to log the previous bunch of /v/ictory stakes races in the event I lost replays or haku links.I'll probably do it again for the next one.
>>3143023He looks like a mii
>>3143023I have never seen a more Japanese salary man in my life
>>3143023I look like this
>>3143007This is your life as a jockey. You also show up at training center at like 4am to ride horses.
>>3143023Imagine if Charles Manson became a trainer, that's me
>>3143013>cheetahsI have no idea what you're talking about but I can't help but imagine the cheetahmen posting on fucking 4chan because they're stuck in limbo after the dragon head failed to die.
>>3143032THE CHEETAHMEN?
>I put an alarm>The alarm doesn't go off and does nothing Genuinely how the fuck did this happen, I'm so fucking tired of missing every G1, I haven't seen one at all besides LArc
>>3143030Wonder what le meme would think about this place
>>3143023That's literally me
>>3143030All that horse shit went on him
>>3143036>HONHONHONHON SACREBLEU WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD GOT SHIT TASTE I AM SO OVERWHELMED WITH DISGUST THAT I MUST IMMEDIATELY GO ON STRIKE! YES! A STRIKE!
Solo Tachy speed is one of the most masochist things a man can do
>>3143035You are not alone, I thought it was at 2:40
>>3143023This is literally me
>>3143041No nigga I put it at the right time, it did fucking nothing, I just woke myself up 1 hour later
>>3143041>>3143035GET DAYLIGHTS SAVINGS TIME PRANKEDTHIS IS WHY I PUT THE ACTUAL TIMES EARLIER
>>3142567wtfkinda shit but wtf
Snoozing time so ran the dirt room.
>>3143045She likes you
Hello I would like if AO3 went back up please
>>3143044Read >>3143043It genuinely just failed to wake me up
>>3143048Are you a girl, who cares about fanfiction
>>3143050I do neigha, shit is peak.
>>3143050>denying written smutThere's a whole new world out there if you can rotate an apple in your mind.
>>3143047S-should I cook up a Sprint Teio after borrow reset? I'll feel bad for my old aces though..
>>3143050Reading a really good fanfic isn't much different from reading an eroge except you use your imagination instead of looking at an image attached
>>3143050Im trynna read the zephyr fic dawg
>>3143057Theres no way it was that good you neighas are still talking about it
>>3143057What Zephyr fic
>>3143052How much wit to do this
fanfiction.netOld reliable
>stam 2 pace 3Will I be able to change the pink spark into something else in the future?
>about to doze off, check phone for the time>clocks roll back right thenhuh
>>3143060900
>>3143059Some anon shared a zephyr smut fic a while ago and some people really really liked it.
>>3143062Nope, you cant change preexisting parents.
>>3143064>899 witFUG :DDDDDDDDD
>>3143067Your great mood?
>>3143069Im from /v/, the last time I was in a great mood was when concord died
>>3143058I didn't think too much about smut before but I got curious and read it. It was pretty hot. Would masturbate to it again
What gives carryover in dirt?
>>3143072Link?
>>3143073Final corner skills have a decent chance to
they're holding a retirement ceremony for this guy right now>who the fuck is thisYoshitomi Shibataoldest jockey rn, even older than jockey>who has he jockeyedyamanin zephyr (yasuda kinen + autumn tenno sho)nakayama festa (takarazuka kinen)king halo (takamatsunomiya kinen)
>>3143065Sounds peak
I thought AO3 only had the worst quality and fetishes slop ever
>>3143065What does Reader/ mean
>>3143076He looks like a typical Baki NPC
>>3143076>halo, festa, and zephyr are into old menNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3143076His face reminds me of a /tv/ core character, tip of my tounge.
When does tallying start in an hour 50 or in 50 mins? Wanna know if I can finish another auto
>>3143076He looks like hes saying ACTUALLY
>>3143078Well where else are you gonna go, literotica like it's before the towers fell?
>>3143076>the stand user could be anyone
>>31430831 more hour im pretty sure
Wuv Helios
>>3143085I probably missed out on top tier goons by thinking it was all schizo slop like that insane fag who spammed his Incredibles fanfics on /v/
Zephyr seems like a girl who knows her way around a cock
>>3143074https://archiveofourown.org/works/93035406Unfortunately it seems to be down for the next 2 or 4 weeks
>>3143087Time to flatline then. Don't want my fans going in the void
Confirmed, new ritualfag
You can spell multiple words with these letter combinations
>>3143088Please don't do this again
>>3143088Should do a Wahey like the /vg/ Helios Ritual poster
>>3143101Brian abs
>>3143104We don't need that here and it's almost time for that polish bastard to wake up
>>3143104How would he even do a similar one without copying
Hall monitor needs backup!
>>3143107>sampleAnon, where did you get this?
Holy JESUS the fan cap is growing so quickly.
The good news is that I got a podium very earlyThe bad news is that I realize that I'm becoming very illiterate AND blind because I was in fact not in open league after all so I spent hours wasting time over misreading the screen
>have umamusume open on computer, doing something>got distracted with 4chan>open umamusume on phone out of habit to check my TPWhy am I like this T_T
>>3138980the selection ended up being pretty lame with a buncha acrylics and stickers but I did find this
>>3142408I'm surprised no one's asked you WHY you decided to leave your current club. Do you mind elucidating us?
>>3142872>tertiary who only started to watch keiba last week try to sound knowledgeable about great horses 40 years ago
>>3143121Cute
>>3143122It's a B+ club with a 15 million quota that is free to join. I did a lot of fans this month to show I can contribute to a better club.
>>3143122It's some shitty B club, why do you think he wants to leave
>>3143114Gelbooru
>>3143004I don't know man, SEA hours now
Fat uma tits make me so happy brehs
>>3143131
>>3142408Come to Tar/uma/e!
>>3143132I don't know female anatomy, is that weight a lot?
>>3143132Tomakomai milk
>>3143133More like cum to Tarumae
>>3143129Okay well I just checked and the full size image is a bit too big.You know how to get the full res at least, right?>>3143126Huh, alright. Most of the /v/ma clubs are quite laid back, but I hope that you'll find a place that'll work out just fine for you.>>3143127I mean it kind of is of import since we didn't know why he wanted a new club. Potentially there was some internal friction, maybe he is a sash requester, perhaps he just doesn't want to be anywhere near /uma/ anymore, there's even the possibility he just wanted to be in a more laid back club despite his fan grinding. I don't fucking know, there's options.
Uma looks really good drawn in Priconne's art style.
I have returned from the grave to give the living haircuts
>>3143140I mean a more active group chat might be fun but if I'm fan grinding I at least want to get some carats out of it
I understand Vivlos obsession. This shit is like crack.
>>3143144Very nice, I think you'll find what you want here, der/v/ has a slot too right now
>>3143144Why here instead of /uma/? They have higher ranked clubs if you mostly care about the carats
>>3143152I like you guys
>>3143144Understandable. As it stands, you've got a lot of choices. I'm always going to shill my own club, /v/agabond, but literally every single club would actually get uptiered by your existence in it. Even /herse/, a club that's fallen on harsh times at the moment, would get to A with less than a 1/4th of what you earn.
>>3143152but he has to ERP if he chose an /uma/ club
>>3143156That shit was hilarious
One step closer to /vg/fication
>>3143140>Okay well I just checked and the full size image is a bit too big.>You know how to get the full res at least, right?I did nothing wrong. You can stop talking to me like I need help.
Personally I'm closer to carcinization
>>3143162>I did nothing wrongAside from not renaming it to hide the fact it was a sample, no you have not :PSorry if it feels like it's patronizing, part of it was curiosity and part of it was "I want to be useful." Hope you have a good rest of your day or night.
Some of the in-game music reminds me an eery lot of Monster Hunter, particularly MHGU. I know they've had Ace Combat composers but did they have MH as well?
Maybe we should create an A+ club to contain our refugees
>>3143152suck my dick
>>3143166Not a single good post has ever been made with this Dotoshit picture
>>3143166another horrible post by doto
>>3143166Not the absolutely worst thing I've ever heard.Could call it the /v/eimar.
>>3143166What would we name it
>>3143166Yeah I'm sure there's 25 or more anons waiting to contribute enough to reach A+ on the regular
>>3143166But what if they accidentally shoot up to S? What would it mean for /v/mapyoi
>>3143174If you could please consult the graph
>>3143177It's not looking good..
>>3143177NOT LOOKING GOOD!
>>3143166Thread crabs wouldn't allow that
>>3143172/v/madacchi, of course.
>>3143172AlmondLove
>still no /v/madacchi club
A neigha threads ago said he'll rather take thousand redditors than a /vg/ refugee...We'll have to take this one in or else we'll need to find a thousand redditors.
>still no wu/v/U
>>3143172/vm/ambo
Why is her head so round?
We'll reclaim party /v/an like the ancient texts mentioned
>>3143147This thing what was sitting on every single discount counter here for months because even at a discount price it was ridiculously expensive. Nobody wanted it so I kind of avoided it too.
>>3143197I need to make babies with Kawakami Princess immediately
>>3143198Anon...your pelvis...
>still no B/v/tt Picker
>>3143197The maneuvers Kingu was able to pull off were so impressive
>>3143196It's become one of the staple things money laundering shops have along with vapes.
but what if... im /vg/ and want to join /v/mapyoi ?
>>3143197I have a need for a king halo top 10 gang beasts moments of all time
>>3143203nobody wants to join /v/magoy
Vaping is for fags Dubai chocolate is for connoisseurs of fine eats
>>3143203Despite the shitposting, nothing is stopping you save for available slots
>senior year, late oct, creek starts the first event of her chain>senior year, early nov, maruzensky starts the first event of her chainI didn't realize how bad things really were until now
>>3143203Thinking of doing the same but to Oy Neigh if they have spot.
Real ones would gp to /hug/ or /herse/ to really flex their fanruns
>>3143209Pretty sure the hokkoBWO from last thread got the spot. Der/v/ will have three or four slots though
Personally I would stay loyal
>>3143211That's a bummer. I'll wait till they get a spot. I do auto runs a whole lot and would be ideal if I can transfer those to Oy Neigh instead.
>>3143215survival of the biggest (and sluttiest)
I wuv my clu/v/
>>3143215Yeah I think I'd stay loyal too. Her ears are cuter and more pettable.God, I wish I could hunt with her.
>>3143219But did they wuv you?
I ate 2 whole lbs of sour gummies and now I wanna vomit...
>>3143210It's like Ronnie Coleman working out at Planet Fitness
>>3143226Jesus Christ anon
>>3143216/v/agabond has 2 open slots and all they ask for is just being active, which is 1 run a month
>>3143210Contrary to popular belief, grinding your ass off only to see that no one has lifted a finger is not fun unless you're a good samaritan
>>3143226Did you at least brush your teeth
In the Moirai simulator if i draw up 100 simulations at once, is there no panel i can look at that shows aggregate results like winrates and placements or rates of skill triggering etc.?
>>3143226What club made this post ?
>>3143231I'll do it in the morning>>3143234I don't wanna dox myself but I'll just say the name of my club has /v/ in it
>>3143235>>3143234Sounds like /v/ma desu
Uhhh, ok
>>3143235not looking good...
>>3143226Why do we keep doing this to ourselves?
>>3143242That was me at the Hawaiian BBQ restaurant earlier
>>3143242Has this happened before?
>>3143229Technically speaking, they have 4, unless danchou objects. They have 2 slots occupied by members who quite literally haven't done anything in literal months now. NO idea why they're kept around.
>>3143247Club mascots
>>3143232>>3143232>aggregate results like winrates Press Tab. Read the readme>rates of skill triggering etc.?I want to add that but I'm traveling right now
>>3143247Probably waiting because SOMETHING might happen
>>3143245'fraid so >>3111781I've also done what that guy did and ate a fuck ton of sour gummys and got ill. Also ate two pizzas recently and got ill
>>3143250thanks
>>3143226>>3143242>>3143244>>3143253/v/ma fatties
>finished a fan auto while it was tallying Oops
>Wherever I go, I must shill
Feels like society is gonna EOS before Uma.
>>3143226OGURI YOU FAT UMA WHY ARE YOU SO FAT
>>3143259Which uma would win in a shill battle?
>>3143262Sam Kikeman would rather destroy the world before letting me have 32gbs of RAM
>>3143262Nothing ever happens
So.. uh.. when will the purge begin?
>>3142910I feel a sudden urge to replay Vampire Hunter N.
>>3143267The Purge happens March 21st as per the movies
>>3143221Personally I would look for a mate with big and fluffy ears, which signify strength, being well fed and ability to endure winter
HOLY SHIT OPEN THE CLUB CHAT
>>3143270>big>fluffyThat makes sense, although I'd like to point out the bigger one actually has less fluffy ears. It's the smaller one that does.I do wonder how caveuma/caveman dynamics worked. It looks like the umas here are initiating, usually the man's job.
>>3143274If last JP scenario is anything by, then caveumas lived in separate groups from cavemen, which makes sense given how much food they consume, although I wouldn't be surprised if many caveman tribes were led by a singular uma matriarch, still eats a lot of food, but would no doubt be a cracking huntress
>>3143277I mean... The latest JP scenario also suggested that they were literally immortal goddesses who gave up their power because they felt that the power provided by humans was stronger-but that also kind of wiped the out.
>>3143266
>>3143279I saw that as mostly a myth told by a yokai spirit, which might be partially true but not in its entirety She does say that humans and umas were initially not very friendly, which would be an issue if they relied on human belief
>>3143271He was gay, danchou?
>Tallying
>>3143271>he requested a sashHe can't keep getting away with it
>"hmm these aces aren't turning out too well, I need to make better parents">start new run>forgot to switch to the independent training tab-1 borrow
>>3143285Not like our ranks will move
>>3143282Well, I did add the clause that they gave up their (unconditional) immortality for a reason.What is radium paint to a spotlight?Also I'm willing to take this explanation at fairly face value BECAUSE we have certain umas with quite literal magical powers, though Marvelous Sunday is the most severe of the "confirmed" ones. It's like glimmers into their past.
>>3143286The GL epithets are so ass, I hope GM has better ones. Giving my wife "Goddess" in MANT remains unsurpassed
>>3143292It's just mass hysteria and weather balloons.
>>3143294i can give each one a different title though and try to fit them closest to their personality
>>3143196I love Pokke
>>3143294You don't like Visual Kei?
>flash is aura farming in tokyo
>>3143299Yeah but I mean that they kinda suck and they don't really have any special meanings, they are all generic singing stuff
I think every uma should have longer hair
>>3143302more like he's wondering the hell Demuro is doing
>>3143301I don't know what Visual Kei means
>>3143302Ningens kneeling to their honse overlords...
>>3143304Seiunfags, Vodkafags, Fujifags, Kitasanfags, Machanfags are all going yo kill you now
>>3143302
>>3143282>humans and umas were initially not very friendlyGod imagine the cave-man tier hatefucking
>>3143304Wrong
>>3143312Who else hams it up with their horse like thisGolshi's jockey blew a kiss to the crowd at the finish lineTake could have done something with Oguri at his final Arima with everyone screaming Oguri's name but he didn't
>>3143311>>3143315Forgot Bamboofags
>>3143315But what if...
>>3143315Wish I had bamboo for cm22
Reminder that every single uma can do this to you without much trouble
>>3143330And what's the problem?
>>3143315Bamboo is so fucking cute
>missed the AkiTenWas it kino?
>>3143330>5'5
>>3143330I am 193cm it would be really hot for Nishino to do this to me but I doubt the logistics of it.
>>3143333It is END CLOSER KINO
>>3143336Only issue would be getting a proper grip
>>3143321I don't like the trend of giving short-haired characters longer hair if they're tomboys or not very feminine in general. A lot of designs feel just right BECAUSE they have short hair
If alarms don't even work for getting me to see G1s what the fuck am I supposed to do? I haven't seen a single Japanese G1 this year, alarms literally stop working the moment I try to watch one
>>3143342before I go to sleep if I think "hmm yes tomorrow I need to wake up at so and so" and then I actually do wake up at that time, it works every time
>>3143344I woke up exactly 1h after it. Alarm was for the hour before and it didn't activate
>>3143342I set an alarm 45 minutes before the g1, 30 minutes, 15 minutes, 10 minutes and 5 minutes. Preferably on three separate devices. All on different areas of the room.
Fast learner run, don't think I got a single wit rainbow all of senior year
I think this year has been an excellent showing to Uma players how difficult it is to win races and why it's gambling. The triple crowns are denied, the favorites keep losing, records remain unbroken for a reason. The hall of famers, true champions are there for a reason.
>>3143350but my picks won??
>>3143347I set 2 alarms, 20 and 10 minutes before respectively. None of them worked
>>3143352proofs?
Decent result with 3/3/4/4 but my 3rd uma (El/WGroove) didn't perform at all. And I'm too lazy to do career recently since I had bad free rolls.
>>3143342I've heard changing your sleep position can work like sleep the opposite way you normally do on your bed, or you can drink a load of water
>>3143350all my picks won though and I made $2000 today for ramonu
>>3143297I'm sure. Now face the MARVELOUS DIMENSION!
>>3143330>5'6">lifting a 6'3"No, I think they would struggle a little bit. They've got the strength but the size leaves much to be desired.That all said, I wanna ride them like motorcycles.
>>3143357Knowing my luck I'll probably piss myself and wake up late
fuck it I don't want to play Grand Live anymore. I'll just run Rickey + 2 doms
>my census is still up on /vmg/I should really get back to compiling all that data...
>>3142856has any OC been posted recently? feels like there's been a drought again, always with oguri
>>3143367
>>3143369Has anything happened in /vmg/?
>>3143104wahey
>>3143370Tons of people were working on stuff the last time someone asked "post your wip"
>Smoothest operator out of the entire Mejiro family is a sleepy bedhead with a reaction time that is measured in minutesMaybe except for Ardan whose career I haven't played yet because I don't have her
>>3143370I recall there being OC this week. If nothing else, I did make an edit last thread out of spite by giving extra carats and tickets to Windy.I was planning to draw but motivation's been fucky.>>3143373I mean /vmg/ is doing better than they did when I made that census so SOMETHING'S happening.
>>3143370Guess who's backBut yeah there's been quite a bit of OC posted, I don't know if the Mega is up to date
>crashing out over CM results all night>go outside to buy booze>liquer store is closed on sundaysFUUUUUCK THIS HGAY EARTH
>>3143378Her whole computational power is spent on romance so she's a bit slow in other things please understand.
>>3143370I was sleeping/masturbating the whole week
>>3143385Based and god I wish that were me. I want to have a canonical event so I have an excuse to stop wagecucking for a while
>>3143385LOL is this gang beasts OC?
>>3143370>>3140196
>>3143383More like
>>3143390>brap cloud
Does Falco need Mile Maven/the Taiki card if she gets like a billion golds by just beeing herself?
>>3143392What else are you borrowing anyway
>>3143392Whay would you use instead?
>>3143392Mile Maven (or SPD Taiki in general) is too good to pass up
Fuck it, here you go.
>>3143399>Too lazy to write lazy
>>3143401It was going to be LAZE but then I realized how much funnier it was to leave off the E
Sprint is really pure casino huh?
>>3143406I LOST TO AN S+ TAIKI EARLIER
>>3143406We have neighas with 100% WR
>>3143393>>3143397>>3143394What are we dropping?Tachy?
>>3143409Yeah
Trying to make a last minute End Cheer Kingu, are people running CB and Sweep but no FineMo?
>>3143409The uber whale front deck nowadays consists of LH, Tachy, Maru, (Borrow), FineMotion, Teio Wit.Newer cards can mostly match Kita's output, and also offer tons of more relevant hints, so you use Teio Wit to get PoC instead
>my first win>check some of the umas>independent learners with no skillsGenuinely what the fuck goes into the heads of the people who put those kinds of umas in the CMs?
>>3143414>Implying anyone has Teio Wit
>>3143417I do since I had to unbrick myself with the current bannerNow. She's 1 LB, but in theory I could try the whale deck(non whale version)
>>3143414But I thought we were running Taiki speed?
>>3143412I mean yeah why would you want fraud motion anyways? Bitch never shows up when needed, has horrendous friendship gain and her barely passable gold is an agemasen. I'll be glad to shelve her forever soon
>>3143419That's five cards listed.
>>3143409>What are we dropping?Teio but from a building
>>3143416"Sweet, free carats for more umas"
>>3143406This track is the main issue. Being in downhill mode is almost a permanent gold speed skill so if the game decides you don't get downhill mode consistently you're fucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHaoumayuru ep 6Inari tastes oguri bathwater
>>3143426>This track is the main issue.Actually no, this track is perfect, cucking Fronts out of Angling is the best thing that can happen in any track. Fuck them
>>3143406It's not.
>>3143427EAT THE RICHEAT THE QUEENEAT HER FOR EVERYTHING SHE'S EATEN
I will be killing myself when my wife does not have a big role in her Umayuru episode. Assuming she's every in one which I still don't believe she will be.
>>3143433You wont do shit
>>3143433Everyone will be in an episodeUnless you waifu a mob
>>3143435My waifu is MYSTERY NEIGHA
>>3143416I didn't see any fucking bots on my first run.Just demonic UG9-UFx versions of CTaiki, King Halo, Late Oguri, Pearl, Nishino, etc. I was actually so fucking scared.
Anyone using Digitag for cm22? What's your setup for inheritance and cards
>>3143437I am in Open so that does change things a bit.
>>3143316Decile always gets lots of pats and kisses because he's a total diva and hates it when he gets no affection after a race.
>>3143437Cheer Halo is such an unbeatable nigger uma I hope everyone using her dies of cancer
>>3143441>Uber meta 1 CMKingu deserves it
>>3143442Not if none of my team can beat her
>>3143441My cheer halo has like a 10% win rateI'm running her as a late surger, but still. 10%.
>>3143416It's classic round 1
I went 4-2-5-5 and people say it is not a casino
>>3143445It's specifically End Kingu that is the meta pick this CM.
>>3143441If it helps you cope, I would've used her even if she was utter trash this CM
>>3143427
>>3143438>End Closer mutation>Cheer Halo + Ryan inherits with stamina sparks
>GM is not in this monthmy MLB Light Hello investment is SAVED
>>3143427>>3143451The Umayuru style is so fucking cute I want to eat them
Just lost against SS Curren
Her Rotundess Queen Xoggy I, Tyrant of the Steaks...new episode was >fun
>>3143456ADORED BY ALL
Im going insane with how this CM is fucking me over with bad luck
>>3143457chibis are so fucking sexy
>>3143461Bunya...
>>3143427Samba!Mainichi samba!Uma uma samba!Samba!Samba!
>>3143463I think the dance is cuter than the song
>>3143447I went 5 2 5 5 was pretty funny.But I went similar in other distances too so it's all casino then.
>>3143457What could they be talking about?
>>3143464
Foul temptress...
>12-0>Triple late start>LoseAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE I WANTED A 20-0 AND BRAG ABOUT IT IN THE THREAD I'M FUCKING BRICKED
>>3143468>>3143463AAIIIIEEEEEE GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD GET THAT UMA SAMBA OUT OF MY HEAD
What happened to their tits?
>>3143470Just fucking lie about it?
>>3143469>NG do not repost to other sitesMOOOOOODSSSSSSSS
I'm going to miss the double TP... I felt like I really was able to do something with all that TP.>ran almost exclusively fan runs during all that
>>3143470just lie about it that's what I did
>>3143472Not enough budget
>>3143476Rice Shower....
>>3143468I love it so much
>>3143475The game feels exponentially better with 15 tp careers. It's ridiculous how bad this retarded gacha system energy BS is.
>>3143472Oguri ate them.
What will her second alt be?What SHOULD her second alt be? What other launch umas still lack their second alts? Vodka, and who else?
>>3143485I saw a post on /umajp/ that through datamining they might be giving Uma(s) third alts
>>3143463OLEEEEEEEEOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3143485I want her 2nd alt be fully edgy and total opposite of her personality
WHOMST
>>3143490Hishi Fatko
>>3143487It would be about time. Makween had hers way too soon.
>>3143490Clown Marvelous
>>3143487Proof??? My wife will shine again in 2040!
>>3143490Teio
>>3143487PLEASE BE GRASS WONDER SWIMSUIT IM BEGGING YOU CYGAMES
>>3143496The world is not ready for Grass Wonder's fat butt
>>3143490You're getting Windy.
>>3143487I did notice how this year a lot of first year umas got their second altsGroove, Rudolf, Bakushin, Scarlet, Shuttle, Kiseki, Fine, Cafe, Seiun, Bright
>>3143494Anon posted a couple of threads ago about the outfit menu when you choose between alts being expanded.
>>3143497
>>3143501Wasn't it specifically Kingu one?
>>3143491>>3143493>>3143495>>3143499It's kind of triggering that I've gotten an Uma already in global on the last three of these.
>>3143494>>>/vg/585685147
>>3143504
>>3143504YJK
>>3143505Oh shit you will be able to dress them up in concert outfits and towels in the future?
>>3143488SAMBA di Janeiro
>>3143508Who would do such a thing?
>>3143504IT'S DOBER IT'S ALL DOBER
People will miss GL when GM comes out. Mark my words.
(you)'re rolling for Helios, right?
Not even with x3 rewards I get a single carat on fan runs, my account is cursed
>>3143513I actually like GL I just find it a bit boring. I really don't understand the hate, I shit out UG9s and UFs. But I also don't want to tell the people that hate it that they don't have a reason to hate it. I loathed MANT and when someone tells me it was fine I just seethe to oblivion, so I don't wanna do that to them too.
>>3143513Noppers. GL was hailed as a saviour after we went through MANT hell only to be a disappointment. Nobody has been praising GM to high heavens. The lower speed cap and less volatile RNG alone means it's going to be superior. The ONLY saving grace of GL is that it's not MANT. That's it.
>>3143513I will because I liked GL. It's pretty straightforward, but it's only annoying because of the token RNG. It isn't as bad as MANT even if MANT enjoyers kept insisting that it's worse than MANT.
I need dirt rooms for my jobbers right now
>>3143514No, I don't run fronts. I will simply continue to jerk off to her sexy body on occasion until she spooks me.
>>3143514I'm rolling helios and by rolling I mean stroking and by helios I mean my penis
>>3143525Bunya...
>>3143521>>3143525
>>3143519I want to test an unholy abomination(first draft) that i've cooked up so here you go:427022984270229842702298
>>3142870Man that's real fucking barren for this month, I better see it going triple speed in december to make up for it
>>3143514nishino was the first and last mileslopper I'm ever pulling
>>3143514I've been waiting for her. I can't believe she's so close.
>>3142870>>3143529I just noticed Shee Bee/Ramonu has been moved by a week.
>>3143529>barrenfine motion mentioned!
>>3142870Not announcing GM must mean we're getting EOSed after the visa debacle
Peak
>>3143513I certainly won't.
Get readdy to learn chinese, buddy.646046116460461164604611
>>3143514How many times do I have to tell you that I hate secondarybait characters?
>Tamamo has actual lightning powers and it's not just a background gagHilarious
>>3143545There's like 200 more anons here
>>3143544it's over...
>>3143513That won't be me tho
>fought against this>kinda familiar club name>it's the club of our usual hostNice (I lost to him)
>>3143514I said I would wait for her then I could quit.It's finally time...
董事長將帶領我們走向美好的未來。260346472603464726034647
>>3143553>get her>quitsBut why anon
>>3143551I have never seen that club in my life
I hate downhill mode so much
>>3143554Fronts are too hecking strong
That's 3/3 even when she doesn't get Angling... You better watch the Three Kingdoms show or read the novel in time for her reign...Thanks for joining!Also could someone help me out? How come my Xoggy immediately loses the lead despite being first early on? Am i doing something wrong?
>>3143560It's just Rickey who's a demon this time aroundIt's like how when Pace was in the shitter yet people were claiming they were fine because XOG was XOGGING it up
>>3143563Front B is minus 20% wit when fighting for position
>>3143557I see it pretty regularly here
>>3143563You have low Wit and Front B
>activates skills>goes backwards I should skip all my sprint matches. I'm about to pop a vein
>>3143568>activates skills>goes backwards Many such cases
>>3143566How? Our regular hosters are from /v/ clubs this is the first time seeing that one, are you sure?
>>3143574I'm pretty sure
>>3143574I've never seen anybody from that club either
>>3143575That's weird
You better not be helping people that ask questions, they're just crabs
>>3143581don't say that
>>3143582no one is going to make it anymore
Winning Ticket!
>>3143565>>3143567Oh yeah that makes lots of sense.
I HATE SUNDAYS
Is there a collage with the Halloween phrases?
Is an ace onige viable or are they strictly on debuffer duty?
>>3143514>21kAll I can spare is a cheeky tenner, unfortunately.
>>3143585The fact that she wears a hat that says win on it is kind of funny.
>>3143585>>3143593Gifting Taishin a shirt with "BIG" on it is the most winning ticket move she did
>>3143589Big nige Suzuka is sitting around the same win rate as summer Maruzensky on hakuraku so make of that what you will.
DUDE
>>3143539>subtle stakes foreshadowing
>>3143597KEK! When does this happen again?
>>3143600>Too busy feeling the wind around the onsen to have hot springs sexLOL
>>3143588nyo...
I still don't have that 1201+ guts mission done. Is it even possible in auto?
>shorter schedule than usual>not a single event after the 21stI wonder why this could be...
>>3143613>no umas in america>Yanko jobbedYeah EOS
>>3143611
>>3143581People who are against asking and answering questions are the crabs, thoWe should boil them alive and tear off their limbs btw
>>3143616
What's the best wit SR for this scenario? I was using Matikanefuckerkitaru for right-handed before but the dirtsloppa is a leftoid race.
>>3143624
>>3143621What seasoning though
>>3143611Train base Urara, use LH and 5 guts cards with guts bonus and borrow a 9* guts parent
>>3143626FASTER
>>3143624Seiun wit is umazing.
Marvelous Sunday paizuri so good I went to the Marvelous dimension
>>3143632I shouldn't have wasted all my gold crystals on a support that was only going to be used to make debuffers...
>>3143611I did all of those missions in auto. Use that Fuji site to find your best supports for guts and auto an UMA with the highest guts growth rate and you should be good.
>>3143627Lemon and tartar sauce
I still don't know how to play the new scenario in JP, I feel like a retard
>>3143642did he died
>>3143644just a mild headache, he'll be fine
berry-chan sexo
Queen Oguri is getting tortured and that's Good thing
Anyone else leaving /v/ma after what danchou said in the chat?
https://x.com/icchi_sokuho/status/2116746057405358452?a=FX2iNzmYxqrZ3Ochgc0&s=20>P-1B visa rulesU.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) requirements for a P-1B (member of an internationally recognized entertainment group) include:The group must have been established and performing for at least one year.>At least 75% of the members must have had a substantial and sustained relationship with that group for at least one year.>Approval hinges on the group’s international recognition and track record (not the popularity of a franchise, individual performers, or a specific production). These rules are longstanding and not new under any recent administration.>Uma Musume live events typically use rotating casts of voice actresses (different lineups by day or event) rather than a fixed, permanent performing group. Under P-1B standards, the popularity of the Uma Musume IP itself does not automatically satisfy the “established group with continuous membership and group-level achievements” test
>>3143652That jew Sam Altman did this
Are Lates really that disadvantaged in CM22? Training Pace is always a pain for me.
>>3143621Nah if I'm gonna try to help someone and they respond like did yesterday everyone can just get fucked.
>>3143657It was the Merovingians actually
>>3143651After the gibs
>>3143653Oguri Cap is not sexy.
>>3143659Ends have better tools and backliners need all the help they can get to catch fronts
>>3143653controversial take: oguri sexo
>>3143659Late are just badEnd.
It's time for the /v/ma litmus test.Do you find this thing attractive?
>>3143659that's a crazy thing to say when every late surger skill is on a brick support
>>3143676Ye, I'm fron /vg/
>>3143652so no easy fix to the red tape? no burger concerts ever if so.
>>3143676>cameltoe on those pantiesyeah
>>3143676smoking sexy
>>3143676Not really
>>3143676built for being tricked into having sex
>>31433702nd cover is done
>>3143661You are a nigger and not suited to answer any questions.
>>3143676Only when she fattens up
>>3143676No
>>3143694>you should be grateful when dumbquestionLORDS call you arrogant assholes for helping txem
>>3143692Impeccable perspective.
>>3143692>nishino's face when she ends up at the back of the pace blob despite activating groundwork and concentration
>>3143692Oh shidd, kek
>>3143692holy mspaintSOVL
>>3143702You were not helpful. Last reply.
15 MORE MINUTES UNTIL YOUR CLUB DIES!
AkebonoLORDS is 950 effective stam the way to go with her?(She had 0% winrate btw)
>>3143712My umas would activate 0 skills and get podiumd by this guys team
Tu uma es un Chad o un beta?
>>3143712>can't even survive the Spring Tenno ShoIt's glue i'm afraid.
>this image makes retards seethe
>>3143718My penis is sobbing and it's speech is silly
>>3143712>(She had 0% winrate btw)Well, yeah? She literally can't activate her unique. She needs to be BELOW 70% hp.
>>3143652If only Cygays could've known the rules and not charge everyone before they knew they got approved and then keep quiet until the last second just to make everyone waste their time. I guess there was no way they could've known!
>>3143718Who's seething? Stop being a faggot and just post the butt instead of being a crybaby, fucking Christ.Imagine being all blubbery over some anon telling you you can't do something. Maybe you deserve it.
minus one trillion pr to king halo
>>3143715Akikawa va a sacar hacer mierda saca ejército a tracenno muchachos se re vino
Why are /vg/ trannies so sensitive? Every time their bad behavior is criticized it has to be a multi-day melty.
>>3143729first rate caboose can never be negative pr
>>3143715>>3143730jajajajajaj estoy usando el internet
>I'm CONCEEEEERNED
>>3143730
Please stick to your dragon ball general, Sancho. Nobody wants to read your mexican gibberish.
Maybe hall monitors should stop responding to obvious bait and causing these "multi-day melties". Just saying.
Oy Niggas we did it. Straightaway Spurt, Tracen Cheer into Triumphant Pulse.
>>3143745"hall monitor" is /vg/ terminology
New month new gibs
Maybe anti-hall monitor hall monitors should also learn to control themselves and ignore things they don't like when a hall monitor shows up.
>Mission is impossible
maybe (you) should post uma butts
Make sure to earn some groovy star pieces!
>>3143743CÁLLATE EL AMERICANO GOYIM ESPAÑOL ES FUNDAMENTAL DE LA CULTURE DE /v/ma
>>3143758I'm wondering, does regular Maru as a pace chaser works next CM?
Um... bwos? Where are my rewards?
>>3143754Okay, anon, I have found Haru I used to do this mission, here is the deck, she ran more races than she probably should have, so if you keep those to a.minimum, you should make it
>>3143763>does regular Maru as a pace chaser works next CM?Not sure about this CM but i tried mutating her in a previous CM and it didn't work out at all.
it's over...
>it's not /BOO/ma anymoreGood morning, /v/ma...
hi hi der/v/ has two (2) open slots now come and join
>>3143760
>>3143771>doxxing kicking before gibs club has two (2) open slots nowNo thanks
>>3143771No thanks, don't want a club with a doxing schizo for a danchou
(not so) fun fact: Today is the anniversary of that fateful Takarazuka Kinen. Press F to pay respects!
>>3143760I hate that you assholes forced white liberals to force me to learn Spanish in high school.
>>3143760Spaniard here. Fuck off.
>>3143771I think I know someone who could fill that spot for you
>>3143772
>>3143781You would've had to learn it anyways
>>3143538visa debacle + forever young jobbingnot looking good
>>3143781Unlike china Mexico is an actual superpower and will be subsuming the southern united states in the aftermath of the collapse
>spooky Fuji delivery was a day too late
>>3143771>begging for club members after kicking poor innocent anonsNot looking good!
>>3143788>superpowerNeigha you can't even get your territories back from the cartel.
>>3143779F
der/v/ should disband and start anew
>>3143771hi can you invite me? 849077213652
Club drama is gay and so are you for participating in it.
>>3143800>Club drama is gay but doxxing anons and kicking them a literal day before rewards go out isn't Let me guess you're from der/v/?
>>3143799lol
>>3143766That was me last month, don't worry anon it will stop hurting after a few days
>>3143802he deserved it t b ht.Oy Neigher
>>3143805stop larping derpedo
>toy neigher
>>3143800i bully /v/mapyoi daily
>>3143802Nah, I'm from ASTER. You're just a bored fag with nothing going on.
>drama good when I create it not when you use it against me
>>3143811>I'm from ASTERproof?
>>3143776Look anon, we have like a singular rule and that guy was breaking it every day for months, requesting mostly dirt sashes no one had, we told him to stop through every possible channel, and while I think Danchou was a bit too harsh kicking him out before gibs, he did have it coming
All my Front Runner Machans have been performing pretty badly in room matches. Should I just build her as a Pace Chaser for the Cup instead?
Remember to ignore obvious bait please!
>>3143811>one trick pony club is trying to weigh inLMAO
Why even play when my oshi loves somebody else? I already glued my Ardan sprint ace out of heartbreak and betrayal
>>3143813Here.
We should boycott the stakes so the host leaves the threads, can't have a doxxing schizo host the biggest event in /v/ma
Damn it's a bit sad Seiun Hades couldn't get a G1 win but it is what it is
>>3143815You could but triple pace chaser is not ideal, my Machan has a 25% WR from yesterday
>>3143144I've sent you the invite. See you in a few hours, anon.
It appears that our superiority has led to some controversy
>>3143825fuck offfff do NOT let that nigger into the club
>>3143822he didn't even acknowledge previous stakes winner, total hostfailure
>superiorityI think the controversy started after all the poorly hosted stakes included the one where you used a clanker uma and was further exacerbated by doxxing an anon like a schizo followed by kicking them a day before monthly rewards
>>3143824So I should just stick with 2 Pace Chasers and 1 Front Runner?
>>3143828it's the third time he's done it, fuck that guy we must make him leave for good
AAAIIEEEEEE MY DANCHO JUST BEHEADED A MAN INFRONT OF EVERYONE SOMEONE DO SOMETHING
They're trying really, REALLY hard to pull us down to /vg/'s level with this fake club drama, huh?What's the best way to cook a crab?
>>3143832That's what I'm running but I really don't know what happened to my Oguri, she's jobbing so hard
>>3143836I like that they assume literally every single der/v/ related thing is danchou's doing when he spends all day playing roguelites
This relentless seething and schizoing out reminds me of a /vt/sister.I hope that danchou doesn't feels bad. He did nothing wrong. Heavy is the crown.
>>3143836Why did Digitan turn into a crab? Does she like being boiled alive? Is this some kind of sicko fetish tag?
>>3143840BASED Danchou. Roguelites are certified ludokino.
>>3143836>fakehe literally bragged about executing the sash requester in the thread >>3113307
>>3143840>good tsar, bad boyars
Even with full hachimi acceleration it took me several minutes to use up my ~6k chips, fuck this garbage.
>>3143843Digitan's hair reminded Operabirdman of of crab claws for some reason
>>3143848Grass's chibi is super cute though
>>3143845And that torena's name? Albert Einstein.Then everyone clapped.
>>3143848>meanwhile oldfags had to do it manually, 10 tokens each spin
>>3143855YOU SHOULD SUFFER LIKE WE HAVE
Hope jewchimi users get banned soon
>>3143858lolan...
>>3143855I've been playing since the Kita banner, I remember that it used to be worse.
>>31438592 more weeks bro
>>3143858The suffering made you stronger, delayed gratification was essential
GIBSWHERE ARE THE GIBS!?I NEED MORE GIBS
If you were a Kitalet and got into a finals during the URA days you are eligible for a veteran's discount.
>>3143867When was the last time we got a free SSR card pull?
>>3143817Mister Cute Bait
newfags will never know we had to browse gametora to see what stats each choice gave us
I kneel
>>3143312cute
Finished this piece from the other day. Acute a cuteIf you have any criticism, feel free to say it.>>3143757Sir yes sir
>>3143877SEEEEEEX
I hate how barren this month is ACCELERATE, NOT DECELERATE, DAMMIT, NEXT MONTH BETTER BE TRIPLE SPEED I can't run Megane Stakes with just two Meganes, come on!
>>3143302>Demuro>acts demure
I can't leave my shit club cause my friend is in it
>>3143869I have played Uma since Sep 2025 but just moved to /vm/a from a reddit club 4 months ago, does it count?
>>3143877THE ACUTE BUTTTHE ACUTE BUTT IS REEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLL
>>3143877SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX
>>3143872I use overseer
>>3143881Make your friend come with you
>>3143877Pls no sexing Granny, she is way past her menopause and is too pure for that
>>3143877Nice ass, grandma.
>>3143877she should be smaller and more modest
>>3143890she's like 16 dude she's in prime breeding age
>>3143883>reddit club
BRING ME INES FUJIN NANO
>>3143877tits too big
>>3143869I'm still a Kitalet.I won a plat in unity using 3 welfares + two 0-1 LB SR/SSR cards (it was 0 LB SSR Speed Nishino Flower and 1 LB Shinko Windy and Sweep Tosho). I think I had like 60% winrate too so not a fraud win too.
>>3143887Didn't cygays patch the packet sniffer or some shit?
>>3143895Ryan'd
>>3143877Bigger. Sluttier!
>>3143877>If you have any criticism, feel free to say it.No one holds a cup like that. Go back to drawing school.
This thing costs as much as my monthly food expenses wtf?
>>3143895BasedBRING ME CHADNES FUJIN TOO
>>3143898Umazing!
>>3143877I'm going to put this as my phone wallpaper and scare the living shit out of foid coworkers
>>3143900That won't stop me...>>3143904FUJIN QUEEN SOON
>>3143902Hands grabbing things are hard. But I am working on it. Eventually i'll be able to make the girls hold all kinds of cylinders!
>>3143903That reminds me, MayaCat figgy is up for payment this month.
>>3143893Next you gonna tell me this is an underage girl too
I am wishing every frontfaggot has to go to pity For Valentin's Fujin and pulls 3 ugly Ryans in the process.
>>3143902I just spilled water all over my keyboard by trying to prove you wromg FUCK YOU
>>3143913
Doto I'm so sorry! or Grass I'm very sorry!Choose only one or she pulls the trigger!
>>3143916Fuck you your ass is grass the safety is on
>>3143912Deal. But if you curse me with this, you'll have to accept terrible Ramonu rolls in return
>>3143916Doto
>>3143916I prefer the Grass one
>>3143916Grass, she is one of two umas I actively dislike
>>3143916Kill Doto, Fuck Grass, uh... what was the question again?
>>3143919Deal, but you have to lose finals every time
>>3143919>>3143925deal, but you two have to kiss and marry
>>3143912I want ryan she's cute :)
Me and who?
So...how good, or bad, is it looking for (you) during GM?
>>3143925>>3143926No deal. In fact, I'll use THIS
>>3143928Nobody says this.
What gun is that cute anime girl holding?
>parents and aces for CM22: auto training>Ramonu Wit and GM: DecemberWhat do I do this month?
>>3143916End Doto. I never got her anyway. I wouldn't mind if you ended some Fukufags as well.
Someone tell me the history of /v/agabond.What happened in the civil war?
>>3143933She's beautiful on the inside. The thinking man's uma.
>>3143928Ryan can be cute, I don't disagree.Her Valentin's alt is an abomination though and is objectively ugly.
>>3143931I just want Vodkas evil twin
Any clubs with open spot?
>>3143942Anon...that's Vodkas dad
>>3143611It's only 500 caratsI'll get it done way into the future when gutsmaxing is viable
>>3143931I have enough of a stockpile for Ramonu+Shee Bee but if i don't get like i won't be able to afford Hishiama and Gimlet. I might have to go the entire scenario without umarolling.
>>3143943Mambo
>>3143931>CB>50 Gimlet>L'Arc Golshicomfy times ahead
>>3143941the alt is also fixes her by making her a pace so beggars can't be choosers
>>3143935your 9* 9* display parent?
>>3143943Oy neigh is full again, der/v/ should have 4 open slots soon, /v/agabond and /herse/ really REALLY want new members
>>3143911how did you read my mind?
>>3143943der/v/ has spots open if you are willing to commit unspeakable crimes
>>3143931For meta:Neo UniFor dick:Wedding HishiamaNarita Top RoadWill end up snacking:Mr.Cute ButtOjousamaMirako
>>3143945>onlyThat's a third of a 10 pull.>>3143931I'm indifferent right now. Once I actually sort my pull plan though...
>>3143931I'm cruising. Probably have to skip CB for Ramonu but after that I only care about Amazon.
Still can't decide who my third ace should be. Should I run OG Oguri, Pearl, or Bakushin?
>>3143943der/v/ is recruiting
Will (you) pull?
Can't wait for frontbroken to mald about vFujin, she's going to be so fucking strong once wit Bourbon releases and she's ran on everything
>>3143958Pearl
>>3143939/v/mers = Belka/v/agabond = AWWNB
>>3143939Oh boy, the story of the /v/ooners revolution is a long and arduous tale full of suffering, how much time you got?
>>3143952>>3143954>>3143959Considering
>>3143952>4what?it's just 2 for this month
>>3143958Pearl and Ogurin are both solid choices. Bakushin is somewhat painful to build in GL.
>>3143958Pearly scares me, and I'm tired of training the fatso, so I would go for her.If you really don't like her big lips though, go BAKUSHIN.
>>3143929You and /v/madanchou in Room 101.
>>3143965I'm unemployed
>>3143931Obligatory wife pick on Ardan's alt, then trying to exercise discipline until Summer Jordan and Katsuragi Ace. Going to need a bit of luck along the way. Wife Hishiama will almost certainly steal a couple tenners, and probably CB.
STAND READY FOR MY ARRIVAL THIRD RATE545419295454192954541929Only a few today, im trying to steal practice partners
>>3143931Haven't touched a rainbow crystal since the first free one so I'm chillin.
>>3143931Sadly I will have to pull for sexo Goldship. I don't want to but it must be done.
>>3143962>>3143968>>3143969Pearl it is then. Also, should I build her as a Pace or End ? I remember anon here saying she's really good as an End on this track.
der/BEE/
>>3143956Yeah but there's no rush and my planner is setIt will come home when it needs to
>>3143931Literally nobody I want to roll for here until Marvy.
>>3143931Dia-chan is so gorgeous she looks good in everything
>>3143960>useless gold recoverySeems too niche to be useful.
>>3143931I don't really like anyone here
Did /v/ma disband yet
>>3143978Pace
>>3143982So sad she looks better naked
>>3143931Neo Uni is the only one I actually want. Laurel would also be nice but with her banner being next to Neo Uni's I need to choose.I also have to save up a big hoard for support cards so even Neo Uni isn't a big priority.
Did der/v/ disband yet
Laurel over Neo for me
Did the /v/ssr disband yet
>>3143944that's not vodka's dad, they're senpai and kouhai from the same school, they're not the horses they're based from, vodka has her own human dad and so is gimlet
im amazed theres no options to customize your very own trainer OC, you'd get green skin toreinas for sleeper agents in cm queues
I'm sobbing and my speech is silly.
Did Party /v/an disband yet
>>3143994I have too many Longsloppers and no Mediumsloppers so I'm covering my bases going NeoUni
>>3143307You need to be 18 years or older to post here
>>3143969>bigPeople are weird. They're more pronounced, but most of that is more an illusion caused by her lipstick and most umas (and anime characters in general) not having lip shape at all.But hey, more cuteness for me, I suppose.>>3143978Pace is easier to build, but has the risk of her promoting, which kills her unique. Had this issue too often in the Mile which caused me to try to build late at first for this one.End can be monstrous and even my badly built one has managed to pull a decent win rate.
>>3143998Just wait until someone reverse engineers an actual Uma racing MMO.
>>31439312 umas (Ruby and possibly Ardan), but since the banners got pushed back to next month I'm slightly tempted to spend some of my 140k for just one copy of Guts KS
>>3143991>>3144003you will have a kino career to read then
>>3143931>Definitely want CB>Considering Windy, Rubert, Kris S, Chiyo, Neo, Miracle (fat) and Miracle (thin) for various reasons>Might also consider Marvey if her story is good enough that I can overlook her eye-searing racewearNot looking greatIt's a good thing I'm an end main and don't have much to roll for cards-wise, because it seems like that gauntlet of banners around the end of the year is about to fucking vaporize my carat stash
>>3143979>hornet >is hornyI have Kojambles fatigue.
>>3143996>um akshually if you look at the official lore she doesn't have a big futa cock
>>3143307I fucking hate zumas
>>3143877>just showed up on my feedThe algorithm is too powerful...
>>3144017>doxxed by ElonAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE
You're gangstalking me again
>>3144017I will look up her likes and it better be a bunch of breast expansion by japanese artists!
>>3144013not everyone has your mom's condition, anon
>>3143961>nobody runs regular fujin>they only care about her when her alt is metayep, front keks being souless once again.
>>3144006Nono, I like her big lips. They make me imagine mostly lewd things too. However some people really want their anime girls as moe and featureless as possible. I'm just covering bases in case he's one of those people.
I love Curren
>>3144022I ran her on the Dahby, she almost won but my Seiun stole the win
Can i login yet? I'm not sure if the Kita banner is still up.
>>3144022I gave the wageoid 50 pulls and she left me strandedI wanted her because her casual outfit looked nice and she turned me onI will not fail again
>>3144025Evil Curren
>>3144023>lewd things
>>3143963>>3143963I've never played Ace Combat. Do I have to play it before I can understand the re/v/oonerlution?
>>3144031Nah it just adds flavor of the funny kind. Hard to play all the games these days unless you pirate or pay a jewish penny.
>>3143971In the early days of the realm of /v/ma, the state of /v/ooners was founded as a haven for the free an egalitarian nation bound together by open commerce, shoe trading, and a shared oath to never succumb to the bleak wastes of /vmg/. It was governed by Cha/v/ez, a charismatic idealist whose visionary speeches promised unlimited freedom. However, Cha/v/ez’s idealism proved to be the state's undoing. Rejecting basic sovereign safeguards, Cha/v/ez refused to seal the club’s borders. A relentless tide of foreign barbarians flooded into /v/ooners, gradually diluting the native culture and pushing the founding citizens to minority status. As the state stagnated in the rankings, active citizens abandoned their posts. Rather than purging the posts, the administration allowed inactive corpses to rot in the streets, holding precious club slots hostage while the nation decayed.Cha/v/ez became a ghost king flatlining for weeks at a time, allowing the country to rot. Yet, with sinister precision, he would appear exactly one day before the constitutional transition of power, logging into the club solely to reset the timer and maintain his iron grip on a throne he no longer cared to rule. What was once a jewel of /v/ma was now derisively dubbed "/v/oonerzuela" an impoverished ruin of dead weight and forgotten glory. As despair gripped the native populace, a figure emerged from the shadows: The Great Danchou. Promising sanctuary to the displaced native citizens, Danchou rallied the dissidents, preaching a doctrine of renewal and strength. But Danchou was no savior; he was a opportunist waiting for his moment. Behind his fiery populist speeches lay an unyielding ambition for absolute rule.Dissent fermented in the dark corners of the club. The citizens were ready for blood, and the date was set: October 1st, 2025, The streets burned not with the fires of liberation, but with the desperation of a people with nowhere left to turn and the revolution raged on...
>>3144030Look anon, Pearl Family has to expand somehow
>>3144022I have regular Fujin, but had no chance to run her yet. I'll run her on some medium CM since I run every uma I roll. Not sure when though, I only have her and Super Creek left out of my umas, but I'm rolling for Helios and Ruby so I'll get more.
>>3144031It's worth doing
>>3144017>it's trueAIEEEE xitter is pushing us closer and closer...
>>3144027It is for 5.5 hours or so.
>>3143931Will be hard for me to resist that Jordan and Bakushin
>>3144035That's what I'm here for.
>>3143952What the hell has to /herse/?
>>3143931>Kris S releases December>gets an alt in May What the FRIGG? Why?!
>>3143975Took a while to fill, shall host laterThanks for coming!
>>3144045qrd?
>>3144045Who's that whoma?
>>3144045Is that offside trap?
>>3144046Chocolate supremacy
>>3144049today is the day Suzuka the horse died on track
>>3144054yeah but why is Stego and whoma there?
>>3144049irl suzuka snapped his leg and got put down
>>3144022Ive ran her in 3 CMs bruh
>dirt ASEIUN NO
>>3143676YES
>>3144056The mob and Stego were part of that race, and the mob won it. The IRL winner of the 1998 Akiten is called Offside Trap.
>>3144051Yeah that's the Star Blossom version of her, Final Third.
>>3144056I think it's the star blossom version of offside trap the winner of Suzu's last race
>>3144065I'd like to see that horse and Dantsu Seattle put in game
>>3144062>shoulder tits
didnt hit SSfug
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rRuabwaQzGUI hate blacks so much. Strolling into the gas station like they own the place.Breed is probably a horse called a Fresian Horse which are all black and look a little drafty.
>>3144062The other day someone mentioned that she has a cable hooked up to her coochie and I CANNOT UNSEE IT
>>3144073that's her catheter, oguri is /omo/
>>3144045
>>3144034Thank you for writing all this and attaching a sexwa hottyhide
>>3144078I wish there was a game that included dating disabled chicks.
>>3144067offside trap's owner also owns el
Wait, I just forgot to get 20 songs for the last concert in my run.
>>3144083that's just uma, they're all mentally disabled
>>3144083I don't think young zoomers know about Katawa Shoujo, but you really should play it.
>>3144083Anon-dono... There is a 4chan game about excatly that.
>>3144083I'm still surprised /ksg/ still exists
murmer...
>>3144095It must be the ultimate autism gu ritual in the world
>>3144096AIEEEEE MY STAMINA I'M GOING TO DIE
>>3144034When the sun rose on October 1st, the dam broke. And the revolution hit /v/oonerzuela. Before he could execute his classic maneuver to reset the leadership clock, revolutionaries breached the inner sanctum. Cha/v/ez was struck down and his long, stagnant reign was brought to a sudden, violent end as the mantle of leadership slipped from his hands. The transition was far from peaceful as when chaos erupted across the state. While loyalists to the old regime were ruthlessly purged, our greatest enemy saw an opportunity, The Jannies opened fire on the fleeing populace. Heavy suppressive 404s rained down upon the defecting masses, all while much of the old /v/ooners guard fought fiercely in their last stand. Amid the crossfire, thousands of displaced refugees fled into the wilderness of /v/ma, caught between the wrath of the old regime, the fire of the Jannies, and the ruthless advance of The Great Danchou's forces. From the ashes of the old world, two distinct powers emerged, the remaining Old Guard of /v/ooners, having survived the purge and the Janny barrage, gathered the remaining loyal and active citizens. Rejecting both the rot of Cha/v/ez and the madness of The Great Danchou, they forged a new identity: /v/agabond, bowing to wander the ruins and rebuild what was once lost. Under the leadership of the Old Guard, /v/agabond reformed into a lean, stable, and battle-hardened state, keeping the true spirit of the original nation alive. In the north, The Great Danchou secured his own club through the chaos, but his victory was short-lived. True to his autocratic nature, he attempted to rule with an iron fist, utterly indifferent to the citizens he claimed to save. Leading to rapid, massive industrialization as /v/mers briefly rose to the very top. Eventually, Danchou met the same fate as Cha/v/ez assassinated by his own circle. Yet, even with the tyrant dead, the spirit of the Revolution lives on.This is all on the citizenship test.
>>3144101
>>3144093whoa where did you get this picture of me?
I don't like the new Haku. The shit is way too small, and whenever more than 2 skills activate, it hides the rest so you have to click on them manually. It also can't display more than three skills at once, you have to scroll down to the list to see all of them, it doesn't show when you get hit with a debuff and I can't even find a share option. They really ruined Haku.
>>3144093Was it ever explained why they made him look like Harry Potter?
>>3144106The Hakuraku website is still up though
>>3144091V fujin is going to have a fair amount roll for if not just for meta reasons
>>3144109yes, but isn't their plan to move to the new website?
God I wish they'd beat me up
>>3144083You don't need a game for that experience, just the average woman IRL.
>>3144102Who assassinated the great danchou?
>>3144111I dunno I don't see anything on Hakuraku that states that they're shutting down and moving to uma.moe Unless they announced it on Discord
>>3144110Meta?
>>3144114
>>3143767You are my greatest ally. Also heard someone say to put it in Sprint mode so the bot would not click stam and all of that did the trick.Thanks
The one guy in Windy's line? Me.
>>3144107It's just a funny reference they made, you have to remembe how old this game is. Misha wears a Bush Cheney shirt at some point and nobody comments on it
>overseer vibecoding dev killed his repo and himselfHAKUFAGS YOU'RE NEXT
>>3144093Wtf why do you have a pic of literally me
>>3144117This is all a baseless conspiracy theory, everyone knows that the /v/mers president for life was who pulled the trigger
>>3143931It's going to be tight as a late main, hopefully I can get Kris, Gimlet, Sirius and Ace but only if my card pulls go well
Is der/v/ going to be able to fill in their missing slots?
>>3144128It will be fine
>>3144128i hope not
vivlos is cuter than curren
Alright Pacebros, time to work on parent building for the Dirt CM: what inherits/skills should I go for? I'm starting from an Oguri with Dirt GPs to make a Nishino mutant, for whites it's Head on, NN, and ???I'm not sure how effective is the early race suit of GW+Uma Stan going to be in the next CM, it looks like it's going to be mostly Fronts.
>>3144131Most girls are
>>3144127just use THAT
>>3144131Which is funny, because Curren knows it, too.
>>3144128yeah
>>3144135If I become a higher tier wagie then maybe, but not as things stand
>>3144133are you sure about that?
>>3144128They should poach members from /herse/
posting realistic depiction of 3dpd should be a bannable offense
The /v/agabond-/v/mers lore is really interesting, whats the lore on /v/mapyoi?
>>3144149it's not looking good
>>3144149once upon a time /v/ma was the undisputed #1 club and /v/mapyoi was born to take them down they failedthe end
>>3144142>3dpd
>>3144132You still want GW to not fall behind, build a strong midtace and I believe Head-on, NN and Nishino unique are required to overtake
>>3144149Sometimes it's lookin' good, sometimes it's not.
>>3143034the greatest cheetahmen remix everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yHkse27D2A
>>3144155Yeah wasn't that the whole point? And then they fumbled and it became funny?
>>3144155So where did Oy neigh come from
I love the gang beasts arts
>>3144165it's a funny name that's it
>>3144165Oy neigh just like israel was once a small religious city state (once it was a fuku club) that became a global superpower once they discovered runaways. Do not google the runaway option
>>3143931Daiichi Ruby, Neo Universe, Sakura Laurel, Narita Top Road. Maybe Tosen Jordan.
>>3144174NTR is technically a L'Arc uma
>>3144158All right, I'll try to push in GW too then together with Head on and NN.Just to know, when building aces, if I don't have Kita I should borrow Taiki instead for Mile Maven, right?
>>3144020>bunch of breast expansion by japanese artists! any recommendations for artists?
>>3144171I migrated from my fuku club to the promised land and I have been rewarded for my patronage
>>3144178Girl pull your pants up I can see your vagina bones
>>3144180It's your birthright, promised to you 3000 years ago
>>3144178she's lesbian and doesn't like her trainer btw
Nobody would actually marry Spe, right?
>>3144178sex with zoomers
>>3144191Did you not see the all the Ryan Gosling posting last week?
>>3144107It was a premonition for Malfoid.
>>3144175She's right before anniversary banner? Or is she anniversary uma? Doesn't matter that much anyway.
>>3144015>>3144005What does Visual Kei mean?
>>3143931I will spark CB and Bamboo Sexory if needed, hopefully Laurel, Neo and Gimlet play nice but we will see what happens there.
>>3144196Go watch Ave Mujica
>>3144196It was a style in Japan like being goth or being a scene girl
>>3144114Oy Neigh does not want you to know this, but you should investigate the dancing oy neighers when ol /v/ooners fell, very interesting! The queen of /v/ma directly employs the oy neigh and der/v/ danchou as proven by the epsatono files, in fact. The connection goes so far tha-
>>3143931>Cock and Balls>Kris S>Gimlet>Marvelous Sunday>AceLooking a little better than GL but still not great.
>>3144178Does she shave?
>>3143877Granny should be more modestly dressed sexily.
>>3144200Never heard of it>>3144201Aaah ok I think I get it
>>3144125>>3144105What the FRIGG are you on about?! That was akshually in my "literallyme" folder.
>>3144205yeah, with my teeth
>>3144195She is the anni banner
>>3144196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3boiSv9falo
>>3144207I just recommended it cause it's a good modern example of visual kei and has cute anime girls
>>3143877>>3144206I still can't see myself fucking her, I love my grandma and grannies in a lovable familiar sense
you need to watch bang dream mygo first btw
>>3144211Bunya...
>>3144219It's good anyway so it's not like that's a bad thing.
>>3144165Funny name. It was the last club created during release month. It was considered an underdog at the time, and most people glossed over it, with /v/mapyoi, /v/ma and der/v/ taking the spotlight. That same month, they expanded and unexpectedly became /v/mapyoi's main rival in the fight for third place. Their danchou was possibly the first anon to grind fans en masse and helped the club reach A+ back when auto careers weren't a thing. The club grew stronger and solidified its A+ rank from then on, with many other clubs challenging them for the top spot back when clubposting was funny and didn't cause melties.
Queen Oguri will be boilad alive as punishment next Stakes
>0.5 anni: Summer MaruzenskyUltra meta front runner>1st anni: Kitasan BlackUltra meta front runner>1.5 anni: Smart Falcon (GL)Ultra meta front runner>2nd anni: Mr CB Ultra meta end closer>2.5 anni: NTROkayish long merchant pace chaser>3rd anni: Duramente Ultra metra end closer>3.5 anni: GentildonnaUltra meta pace chaser>4th anni: OrfevreUltra meta end closer>4.5 anni: Still in loveUltra meta late surger>5th anni: Almond EyeUltra meta pace chaser>5.5 anni: EpiphaneiaUltra meta pace chaserWHAT WENT WRONG?
>>3144193Yeah, that shit completely ruined my love for spe, they are still making fanart of that and I have to see that shit everyday because I follow spe fanart pages. I think it's time for me to move on and stop following those pages.
>>3144226Thank you goblin you are my greatest ally
I still need to watch Ave Mujica before the third season...
>>3144102They let me in without passing a citizenship test, which is why this is so important. Lest We Forget.
Surely one cheeky sixtier won't do no harm right?
>>3144226Oguri was the crab this entire time?
>>3144227orfevre owes me sex
>>3144224>It was the last club created during release month.Actually I'm pretty sure der/v/ was the last of the 6 founding clubs. Oy neigh was first advertised a day or two before it
>>3144237You will prosper greatly if you do it
>>3144227>>1.5 anni: Smart Falcon (GL)>Ultra meta front runner
Does someone have that edit of Kafka's metamorphosis but with anon and a crab?
>>3144218more left for me!
>>3144240You don't even get to fuck her in the hot springs she spends the whole time fucking around with Dream Journey
>>3144242Was this meant to be a Fukupost? I can't tell.
>>3144250No
>>3144248but they're both stallions...
>>3144180Mambwo...
>>3144237My cheeky tenner last night
>>3144246That was a five second mspaint job, sorry. I didn't even bother saving that one. You need an archive magician for that one.
>>3144227Is Duramente ultra meta though? looks like a medium merchant with encloser pasa gold>banana falco
>>3144227The 0.5th anniversary uma was Fuku's alt, though? Summer Maru was nearly a whole month before the anniversary
>agemasen'd with 1k witRAMONU SAVE ME
>>3144097
>>3144256KurobaEX deleted it because it had to "fix duplicates" after downloading a completely unrelated image, this has happened many times I am so tired
>>3144205umas don't have pubic hair just like real horses
>>3144260>Believing that gaslight
When does half TP end?
>>3144263>Was it this one?
>>3144268right before half TP begins
>>31442684 bongs
>>3144227>1.5 anni: Smart Falcon (GL)She's sexy, but definitely not ultra meta
>>3144269YESTHANK YOU SO MUCH
>>3144241/v/mapyoi was the last founding club/v/ma > /herse/ > Horse MD > Oy neigh > der/v/ > /v/mapyoi
>>3144274I'm glad someone appreciates my low quality throwaway shitposts lol.
>>3144276It was /v/ma > /herse/ > Horse MD > /v/ooners > Oy neigh > der/v/ in the first month/v/mapyoi came a bit after so I don't count them as one of the founding clubs
>>3144280>/v/oonersfug I always forget about them
/v/oonersdanchou seemed so nice when he started advertising too...
/v/ooners was a terrible name for a club
people talking WAY too much in club chatI can't even see the messages from carat gibs at reset
>>3144288It was a different time...
it is my dream that we achieve A+ this month
I'm gonna vooooooon!!
I'm from /v/mers and I say kill em all
>>3144126I have a 9 pow Ogurin as an alibi. The assassination took place while I was feeding my fatty. Carry on with the conspiracy. Also holy shit it's the anniversary https://files.catbox.moe/yj6ezs.jpg
>DaitakuHelios.pngI got it, how about we call the next club /v/ibecheck
>>3144303If i ever make a club i'll call it /v/mman manda.
The furtive p/v/gmy, so easily forgotten...
>>3144288Why not /v/roomies? that would have been such a better pun
>>3144305But how did the furtive pigmy split the dark soul and how does the ringed city survive so much time?
>>3144176It depends, K.S miracle probably will be the borrow for neck and neck and long straight means longer dueling too.
I suggest Ja/v/ronis
>>3144307>/v/roomers
>>3144323Wodka...
>>3144310how long does KS Miracle stay relevant?
>>3144326probably dies in a few months like the real one
More like Kissable Miracle
>>3144326She's the last neck and neck card. So I guess until pace got their gold spurt version on 5.5th anni epi? Probably limited to sprint and mile only though with pasa has powercreep accel on medium and beast mode on Opera later.
>>3144331you wouldn't kiss a boyma
>>3065066>>3065066>>3065066
>>3144326Borrowing KYS Miracle on a mile might be a bit scuffed, you still need to hit that 600 stam to survive
Should I pull for KYS Miracle if I already have a boyma wife?
>>3144353Honestly she doesn't seem bad at all, 15% speed, gets head-on AND Speed Star, Neck to Neck tooCareer is kinda rough tho, especially classic year
I don't want to alarm you, drawfriend who just finished Wonder Acute, but I just found your account on twitter
>>3144343This thread will forever remain here unused so Machan never gets forgotten
>get mile S and card chains finished>its the worst fucking lowroll of all timesIm really fucking tired of every Digitan career being this fucking shit
I need to ask an important question before reset can I get some images?
>>3144389WE HATE QUESTIONS 'ERE!
>>3144389That's what the catbox script in the OP is for...
I can't believe people still play Raganarok what a waste of space
>>3144389Reset was almost 4 hours ago anon.
>>3144389Ehhh use catbox
>>3144394Second reset
>>3144393If I was a no life NEET again I'd still be playing DFO. Still the game with some of the best music in the industry btw, those gooks make bangers to this day
>>3144389Nande?
>>3144393I cannot cast stones as I play FFXI with every free hour I have for the last month
Added November schedule>>3144406>>3144406>>3144406>>3144406>>3144406
>>3143627Old Bay.
>>3143688I'm reminded of that one shitpost on Deviantart where she asks why you're taking your pants off and the panel is her going "yaaaaay, peanut butter!"
Resident frontfags, am I good to go once I get a DD+PP+GW+Savvy+THH+Firm Resolve+Mad Dash+Restraint non-Seiun parent (that can either be a GP in a pinch or produce GPs depending on the pinks needed)? Obviously more generic stuff like Front Corner/Straights, PTO, Slipstream, etc. is also useful but it'll be next to impossible to actually keep inheriting everything.
>>3144371Don't worry. It's part of the trade. And perfect anonymity is impossible nowadays. Still, thanks for the consideration. Wuv you!
>>3143899Probably not the packet sniffer part, as I managed to use a MITM proxy(fucking MSN Messenger had a packet sniffer detector) but it wouldn't surprise me if they changed the encryption somehow.
>>3144000Party/v/an's gone. They've been gone. I can't even tell when they were active, that's how fucking gone they are.
>>3143841Hello bun
