>Capricorn CupRace Conditions: 1200 m, Short, Turf, Chukyo, Left, Firm, Winter, Sunny. ROUND 1 NOW!!!!!>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (November)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1793541782650.png>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190>Fun Race: Rebooblican vs Demoflat midtermshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3091776/#3093945Previous Thread: >>3144406
Halloween's over you dumb horse. Get back on the treadmill.
Buy Dubai chocolate
oh shit the midterms are tomorrow night
Worlds smartest debuff nigger bringing this to sprints
>>3146204Halloween ends when Christmas celebrations begin
>>3146208First time in my life without Mitch on the ballot
how good is NY Inari One? I might build her as my ace for the next CM
>>3146207Nigga, no, do you have any idea how much those cost?
>>3146208Eh, who cares. The direction of the country's future was decided already and it's never been a partisan issue.
Wuv Helios
Pandora LOVE
>>3146214>>3146218pfft who cares about those midterms,it's these midterms that matter
>>3146223Demoflats and Rebooblicans are finally duking it out?
This is going to happen to me in A finals I just know it
How do mutating and/or favorites based trainers do it? I've wanted to run Gold City in a CM for a while but every time I went to go to plan it out it looked extremely painful. But it's basically only going to get harder from here on out. Like this upcoming one would need>7* dirt dedicated parent >hit mile s off of 9* sparks>0% speed, 10% pow 20% guts I.E. forced 3x speed 2x wit so no ruby or other luxury goldAnd all of that for a trainee that has on average a winrate of <10%. But I know there are crackheads in here who have to wrangle worse, how do you not want to kill yourself? Others like Oguri look even more painful to build but at least she has numbers to back it up, how am I supposed to make Gold City bearable? And it'll only get worse as more specialist cards get added.
>>3146215
>>3146207Is this the start of a new ritual post?
>>3146225indeed, we need a rematch
>>3146229I normally only have 4 to 5 distance sparks anyway unless making a mutant who requires more
>>3146236There's 0 previous mentions of it, or instances of that image being posted, so no
>>3146229>how do you not want to kill yourself?What is the point off playing this dumb game if I'm not even going to use the characters I actually like?
>>3146214I tried helping my mom find a polling place and bunch of the websites including county said elections aren't running or aren't including all the polling places. CA btw. You can go to one site though and enter an address, but using zip code or county info doesn't work. Its bullshit.
>>3146242everybody has to start somewhere
>>3146231oh wow. that's pretty good. I probably should've raised her over Sweep as my end
>>3146208>he thinks the "elections" are real and not WWE
>>3146229I just make the rest of the team first, so when I get fucked by the RNG at least I have a full team for the CM. After making the team, I mutate and then I just have to get lucky once after raging a lot and glueing 95% of the runs
>>3146248everyone is forgetting the demoflats vs rebooblicans... the US elections aren't until tuesday, i thought more of you neighas would realize
>>3146229I ran Shichi for a mile which she needs no mutating for and it was already incredibly painful.
>>3146229I make backups first, then I make my aces. That way I have a fallback plan in case things go bad. I don't really try to make the backups great or anything, as long as they hit Distance S and have the core skills, I will move on. I just want to make sure I have a plan in case things go terribly, like how I tried to mutate Teio to Dirt A Mile A and didn't get anything, so I had to run Digital, Oguri and Urara.
>>3146185I can't find anything else
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>>3146259Just keep going
>>3146211you are skipping MY holiday
>>3146266can you delete this please
>>3146247She really just hit everything perfectly there, plus that guy didn't have a real groundwork setup, she usually doesn't do that well. If she had more speed or the track was like 50 meters longer she might win more. But that she wins at all (with an ult that doesn't do anything) tells how strong the accel options this track are if you can get them.
>>3146253ahh. now that's a political fight that matters
>>3146229Wait for when they change gold city ult into golshi's unique.
>>3146211it's too late, they already defrosted mariah carey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qIZ1A3P8po
>>3146269https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh00VNHNB7o
>>3146266>>3146274Genuinely what the FUCK were they thinking?
>>3146273THIS is the only holiday song allowed before noon Eastern on 11/26https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bH0rULAHEg
>>3146266>this was supposed to be the Undertaker fucking dimes
>>3146273Put that shit away and bust out the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.
>>3146282I hate that so goddamn much. >DUDE it's carol of the bells but EPIC! There's ELECTRIC GUITAR riffs!
>>3146229>But I know there are crackheads in here who have to wrangle worse, how do you not want to kill yourself?"Do it for her.""She wouldn't give up, so neither will I.""It'll hurt more later if she loses because I half-assed training.""You'll get to see your opponents lose to a mutant with the worst aptitudes in the game."And other things I remind myself with for motivation.Aside from that, I also think it's important to be able to pick your battles. I don't run her every CM. Heck, not even every CM where it's a sprint, mile, or dirt. Even when you put aside the prospect of burnout, you have to be realistic with the amount of time and runs it takes to build mutant-specific parents (possibly, and frequently, multiple) and then the actual ace itself. Pace yourself accordingly. Especially when we're on an accelerated schedule.
>>3146284Yeah, that's so much lamer than listening to a shebeast warble through the same scales on the same corny song 100 times a day.
>>3146276https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17zUzuTZ-Yk
>>3146223Kek
I hope next week is Dober's turn to sing samba
>>3146262
I hope AO3 stays dead. I just remembered I read a comment saying "based transmasc Seabiscuit." I don't ever wanna read something like that again. (It was on a fanfic about Seabiscuit showing up at Tracen, but they were mentally still a horse.)
>>3146273They defrosted her in September...
>>3146310I mean that actually sounds kinda funny
>>3146284fuck you nigga
>>3146310I know like half of the words you are trying to say
I swear to fucking god, this game is cursed. This is my 4th faulty hardware page BSOD in the last 3 weeks and every single time it's been after I woke my computer from hibernation and booted up Umamusume.>>3146314The fanfic itself was funny, the comment... eh. If I wasn't traumatized, maybe I could see the humor in it.
>>3146208more like SHITtermswho the hell cares
>>3146284I feel the same about Sabaton.>DUDE corny power metal about le WWII DUDEDorkiest band of them all.
>>3146328>hibernationFrom my experience hibernation always causes some dumb shit to happen, I always disable Fast Startup and disable hibernation. Is there a reason you're using it?
>>3146334FLASH WAIT MY NAME'S NOT DEMUROOOOOO
>>3146286>>3146319I'm not forced to listen to EBIN ORCHESTRA ROCK or girlpop. While I'm at it Frosty the Snowman and Mommy Kissin Santa Claus blow too. >ok then wise guy name a GOOD oneGod Rest Ye Merry GentlemanDing Dong Merrily On HighWhite ChristmasO Christmas Tree
>>3146337You're a ding dong alright.
>>3146335i find whenever my computer goes to slepp its just better to reboot it. it seems every time i have a weird kernel panic from youtube or a game it's because the computer had been to sleep and been woken up.
>>3146229>how do you not want to kill yourself? It helps a lot that my favourite only really needs heavy mutation for dirt. If I ever had to do this shit multiple CMs in a row it'd be exponentially more draining, but as things stand I can always just tell myself "next CM will be less painful to build her for"
>>3146335I'm lazy and I want to save all of my work in progresses without having to come up with names. Also (almost) all of my programming projects are stored in VHDX format and I don't want to keep opening the one I was JUST working on every time I leave my computer.Sleep mode is risky because it boots back up to install updates and fucks everything over, so hibernation it is.Speaking of which I lost my full-res CM results so now I have to recreate them using the footage I recorded :(
christmas music before santa shows up in front of macy's is haram.
>>3146346I hate it. At least cut the damn turkey before the Christmas music starts
>Blaze Brian AND Mecha Haya back to back within 50 pullsMy oshi and her sister are warning me to stop snacking so I will listen to them
>>3146354>she was so shit she had to get a mech suit to win
>>3146354You time traveling fuck
Firstrates pacefags, how many accels are you guys bringing? I can't overtake with 1200 power + Budding + Plancha + Head On + gambling on Sprinting Gear. Am I missing something?
>>3146354Eh, her Christmas dress is still prettier
This is a very quirky racing outfit
>12-8 yesterday>12-8 todayHow fucked am I tomorrow?
>>3146368interesting... it IS possible to make Biwa look good. impressive.
>>3146368That's uhhh...that's a short skirt...
>>3146373Unlike some unfortunate souls, Hayahide is always looking good.
>>3146368>her hair is less voluminousI... guess I appreciate it being easier to draw...
>>3146368She looks significantly better
Hayahide makes me think of this
>>3146379Oh yeah? Name the last and next CM where its looking good for her?
my pull plan is so fucked
>>3146398This one, because Paces are good and she has a good ult. Simply win the accel/positioning lottery.Next one, because I'm going to run her again.
Five...its all I will need!Also are there any must have banners for Late or Pace mains in the future?
God I wish I had a Nishino Flower wife, I'm sorry for shitting up the thread but I I just feel the need to let out out despite that.
>>3146363You need a lot of midrace, plancha and late race velocity like RSS/Pulse/I'm Possible in addition to those accels to overtake consistently
>>3146431its a game thats is half about hyper competitive racing autism and half about cute anime horse waifus
>getting so little stam from parent autos that I have to slot in a stam card to get even the chance of 3* stamI'm half tempted to swap LH for Riko for my autos at this rate.
>>3146431That's a child. An ugly child.
>>3146424how "future" are we talking about? bc pace + late is gonna be the most expensive style, your wallets will be drained
>>3146441Grand Grandsters is fine
I woke up in the middle of the night, do I>A. Go back to bed>B. Start playing
>>3146446You woke up in the middle of the night and your instinct instead of going back to sleep was to open /v/ma?
>>3146431This but Dober
>>3146446Go to bed, anon
>>3146448But what if someone posted an OC? A fun race?
>>3146448Yup
>>3146431This but Ayabe
>>3146424In GM there isn't anything mandatory for pace or lates when it comes to support cards outside of Goddesses to free up the borrow slot (mainly for lates since a lot of good borrow tier cards are available for them).As for umas, Laurel (long pace/late parent), Neo Uni (med backliner parent AND a med ace), and Sirius (2400m merchant parent for pace/late) are all big ace/parent options for lates that you'll want to pick up. Laurel's and Neo Uni's banners are literally right next to each other while Sirius' is closer to the start of l'Arc so be aware of that.
>>3146440Rude! She looks like mini Spe.
>>3146466Not helping your case
>>3146445hmmm for GM>paceuhhhhh i only know of summer tachyon>lateUma-wise there's laurel (long ace), neo uni (medium ace + parent), you could also pull on ruby if you want, jungle pocket speed exists but i know some people say it's a borrow card but i really think it's gonna be your style specific card, there's also cafe wit but dia wit is rapidly approaching so that's bad value
please don't tell me people are actually gonna use this card next CM
Queen Oguri got tortured so much today it was cathartic
>>3146490what did you do...
I was gonna remake my aces for CM and use all 5 borrows but my post fap nap that was supposed to be for 20 minutes ended up being 6 hours... Also I already lost NNN...
>>3146491I ate her
>amazing growths>sometimes amazing ult>sees very little useWhat gives?
>>3146496Post fap naps are dangerous
>>3146481There's an argument for it if you want to maximize the odds of getting a bunch of greens on Rickey since she does have good hint levels. Probably not a good idea though.Similar values to guts Chiyo and I've seen people use that in gutsmaxxed decks for the current CM.
>>3146496My regret is drinking. I should be making aces instead of lusting for loli umas. At least i used my borrows but I'm not feeling great.
>>3146424>Also are there any must have banners for LateBrother both Neo Uni and Laurel are in the same month.
Where did the half tp go?
>>3146503Shit potential. Front Runner unique but she has Front E.
>>3146506wait, don't get me wrong, but KS Miracle feels like kind of a brick card, i don't think the high spec prio will help that much since ideally you don't wanna click guts either, but it's either Brick S Miracle or Brickwa i guess
>>3146431If every man had their own personal Nishino wife there would be world peace.
>>3146518Oguri ate it
>>3146509dont worry anon. If i still have that last half of Bourbon, you can quit drinking.
>>3146509>My regret is drinking. I should be making aces instead of lusting for loli umas.Sorry you lost me at the second half
>>3146518oguri ate the half tpBUT if they decide to do something for NUnity 2.0 original release, we should get half TP NUnity on the 5th, AND 2nd anni part 1 is the 21st and we should get 1 and a half months of half TP then (well before any acceleration factor, it's probably gonna be 1 month for us)
>>3146503>pace main>ult is mostly for fronts>front E>shit goldsShe's badly designed
>>3146503You wanna know the real reason? It's because her career fucking sucks. Yeah Oguri's sucks too but at least some of those fuckers are sold on the Cinderella Grey bullshit. Her career is the prime example of "oh I won the race but I'm sad because I should have blown everyone the fuck out" and shoehorned struggle. I did not buy that she was shy underneath the mask. The career did not convince me enough of it. I'm not saying "I won the race but feel bad" is doomed to fail in a career but hers is the one that makes me think, why. Why include it? It makes sense for certain careers but it sure as hell doesn't make sense for hers.
>>3146521Clicking guts increases your speed a little bit. Many pace chaser that are dirt available comes with speed bonuses so more than often 2 speed is doable. She's frontloaded too so lb1 will do fine when you're borrowlocked into goddess later on.
>>3146538People read careers?
>half tp is kill againNOOOOO I DIDN'T MAKE THE MOST OF IT
>>3146550still gonna fanfarm for danchode. ill skip the dirt mile by using digitan + 2 debuffers
REMINDER TO DO YOUR FUCKING TEAM TRIALS, IT WILL RESET 1 HOUR EARLIER NOW FOR THOSE WHO HAD DST, DON'T GET BRICKED
>>3146219if I could have a full team of trainees I want GSK
>>3146570Banner soon
>>3146570what does GSK even stand for
>>3146573Gyaru Sex Klub
>>3146573Gyaru Shika Kataan(Winning Like Gyarus)
>Finally get a good run>All the hints in the world>Not enough SP to buy them all>Ended up choosing a bad combination and now she performs worse than my previous bad runFugg
>>3146572Good chance that Cygames skips this banner now
Man seeing that stamina that could have been more power and wit makes me sad.Not shown is Hephaetus and IWWY was almost entirely due to excess SP, but man I hope this works alright.
>>3146583there's a whole golden week themed gyaru event (golshi week is GONE), even though they're skipping the NUnity banners (which makes sense we got NUnity 4 months ago), i feel like they're not gonna skip this banner
Nice Nature power predicted to arrive in late dec>wife-shaped>3 power bonus>uma stan in hint pool>ramp up from event>tail held high and nimble from event chain>gold slipstream
>>3146593Nice Pits
oh damn there's a skill in the future that will just proc sympathy on everyone on your team even if it's only your team that has sympathy
>>3146596I wish I had a gif of the jiggie sucking animation
i wish i could taste oguri soup water
>>3146584And she proceeds to do worse than the super janky Pearl I had used yesterday and also realize I didn't get any of the end/sprint corner/straight skills to pop.
Hello everyone and welcome to the Umerican Midterms 2026 brought to you by Oy Neigh, the greatest Umerican ally under the leadership of his danchouness, Netanonyahu, and sponsored by Ponymarket and Palanmare! Although our valiant president, Daiwa Scarlet, and her vice president, Agnes Digital, have been hard at work protecting democracy and freedom around the world, unwarranted criticisms about their handling of recent events such as the Dirtdol Deportation and the (alleged) Great Flatliner Execution have given rise to false cries for impeachment of our incumbents and the sitting queen, Oguri Crap the 3rd leading to a surprise special election to depose our leadership! Do not believe their lies! Taishin's votes were not legitimate and were rightly thrown out! That said, tensions are surprisingly relaxed between the Rebooblican and Demoflatic parties despite there being four congressional seats up for grabs, though there have been unsubstantiated reports that the far front and terrorists from Assganistan may make an appearance.Let's hope for a FAIR and UNRIGGED time at the polls as they open tonight. The votes will be tallied tomorrow starting around 9pm ET, after which the qualifying umas will be eligible for the Special Election. 1 uma per trainer per race.Congressional Battlefield Distances:> Chukyo Turf 1200m Left, Firm Winter Sunny82268541> Hanshin Turf 1600m Right, Firm Fall Cloudy13973186> Nakayama Turf 2500m Right, Good Winter Cloudy35257931> Ooi Dirt 2000m Right, Good Fall Sunny97753343
>>3146611Do my umas need specific tit sizes
...What on earth is JP cooking right now?
>>3146618I heard the scenario pumps out maxed statted umas like it's nobody's business
>>3146617>flats are 75 and less + grass and vodka>cows are 90 and greater + ticket and inarigrass, vodka, ticket, and inari are also eligible. alts count as their base uma.>independents (76-89 bust) can enter but are ineligible for the finals unless they win 3+ prelims>4 prelim races, top 2 different flatties and top 2 different cows from each qualify for the finalssame uma can take up qualification slots from different prelims>1 uma per trainer per race, trainers can race different umas in different races if they want, no restriction to race for one side or the otherdebuffers OK, false flaggers OK, far-fronter cannonballs OK>in the finals, all qualified racers are eligible for victoryScarlet and Digital as automatically qualified as the incumbents>highest placing elgible in finals is president, next different eligible uma will be VP even if they are both the same partyRandom moods for all races
>>3146625>random moodswhy.jpg
>>3146618>He is unaware
Wondering if I should announce Munday now while it's on my mind, or if I should just try to post Munday tomorrow.
>>3146618>no distance SGluema.
>>3146633its not munday for a hour and a half on the best coast.
Good enough for LoH. Now to train Fenomeno
>>3146618>>3146597apparently here are what runaways and buffer umas look like in JP rn
crashing this thread with no survivors
>>3146640IS THAT FUCKING KEEN EYE?
>>3146607it's high in msg
>>3146638How much does a deck like this cost?
>>3146643Gold Ship and her consequences have been a disaster for Umamusume.
>>3146643Same thing as people are doing on suzuka right now on global, 564+keen and little to no other golds for a support runaway
>>3146643yes on both, the Neo Uni has evolved sympathy to proc sympathy on your ace and her evolved skill gives your whole team a speed boost after proccing 13 skills, so the strat is 12 green skills + groundwork, these were both from recent (not the same) CMs
>>3146641OGURINNNNNNNN
>>3146645I started since JP's 5th anni. Took me some time to get this deck, but I've never spent a penny (so far atleast). Yanko WIT is almost a year old at this point and she's still going strong
There's absolutely nothing wrong with being Gold Clan
>>3146649>her evolved skill gives your whole team a speed boost after proccing 13 skills, so the strat is 12 green skills + groundworkcrazy and frightening
>>3146636Guess I'll wait for the best coast then.
>>3146651The queen demands tribute
>>3146656
>>3146656>>3146643I'm not sure if I can even name 13 green skills that would activate on the same course
It just werks
I'll be honest future competitive uma doesn't look fun
>>3146640>Literal book of skillsFuture uma is funny.
>>3146669Every JP CM screenshot I've seen since global release is almond eye/chrono/still in love/orfevre/gentildonna + maybe the most recent broken newma that's fine tuned to perfection for the next CM after her release + debuffers if allowedI can't tell if nobody has favorite umas over there or if cygames has successfully made a set of 5-10 characters so appealing the oldmas can't compete
>>3146198it's still Halloween
HALF TP IS OVER???
>>3146674Eh, you can always find people posting CM wins with whatever character on twitter. Though I guess if you're a doomer you could say they're in B/Open, but some also post the results screen and not just the concert
>>3146680Half TP should be the norm
>>3146683Imagine a compromise... 22 TP runs...
>>3146669Unity was peak, it won't get better than that, so just umaroll from now.
>>3146628So this is the power of...Dick...How is she a stat beast btw? Heard some anon call her that but I am unsure how that can be done with 14 mandatory races
Remind to sex your digitans
>>3146370Should be 100% fine
>>3146693All of mine are female
I miss Little CunCun, specially when she was mean to Rice because she deserved it
>>3146575>>3146579What the fuck is a gyaru? Please only use terms stupid Westerners understand like Jiangshi.
angling and scheming in some kind of chariot racehttps://x.com/basedkiyo/status/2116986831946596559
no MARVELOUS Sunday OP is a crime
>>3146687That’s fucked up
>>3146674You can win with your oshi in JP if>You get distance S + style S>You have actual parents with lots of whites for that event>You get FL (for 90+% WR)If you're not already doing this for your oshi in Global, do you really even love her?
Why did they make CM21 so easy?
>>3146706I was expecting some roman era charioteers. This looks dumb as fuck
>>3146700She’s cute but Bitter Glasse is pure sexo, why can I train any browns that hot?
oh JBC JPN1s are in less than 24 bongs
>>3146710You are an enlightened one who falls the path of knowledge. Not all are blessed enough to learn the way of the meta
>3146713SEA hours already?
>>3146708It was inevitable in a game where they don't nerf or buff (at least in a common sense).Uma is just a bad competitive game, seek elsewhere if you want that. It's still a pretty fun casino that costs only time (and gives no money rewards).
75% for round 1, would’ve been higher if Curren and Bamboo didn’t drop the ball on Kingu’s off races on day 1. I really wanted the Bamboo to work but the best I got pretty much just jobbed so Taishin got subbed in. Day 2 the game decided I was doing too well as I went 4-1, 5-0, 5-0, 2-3. A finals shouldn’t be a problem but I assume I’ll job and lose my perfect GL streak.
>>3146692Some scenarios gives boost to stat and SP gain for objective races. Those scenarios is where she shines. Here Urara gets +62 to all stats and 600+ SP for winning the arima, now imagine Ikuno getting half that 14 times
>>3146717Ausfag actually, which is still SEA hours I suppose. Sorry for one typo, I’ll try to be perfect for you from now on.
>>3146725I think it's about the whole "brown that hot" remark actually.Though you could start using semi-colons to appear more English ;)
>>3146723I still don’t get where it all comes from. I’m topping out at 7-8k SP in the new scenario while I’m seeing JP twitter posting 11k+. I also go nowhere near maxing stats like this, I’m not sure if it’s just a deck issue, a skill issue or both.
>>3146674Isn't this the same from the very start?
>>3146726I will continue to refer to brown Uma collectively as browns and I care not for proper grammar on 4ch. Sorry, not sorry.
>>3146723To add onto objective races being buffed, they also give you +4 gauge for upgrading your facilities. Imagine if an objective race in Unity always gave you 4 clicks worth of progress towards a purple burst and 100+ sp
>>3146731Okay, let me elucidate my through process: >brown>the color of SEA
I'm going to hate turning 40. I did okay objectively but I really want love and kids but women are insane man. Frigging horse game keeping me sane.
>>3146734or more relevant, +4 clicks worth of tokens on your lowest token + 100 SP
>>3146730Before, we used to hope that more umas in the game = more people would run different umas since the roster would expandInstead people run meta uma + double debuffers, or throw in whatever auto-select picks for them.
>>3146727You need about 14*+ scenario factors (Ramen or Onsen) on your parents and the meta deck maxed out. 10k is the norm, but I'm pretty sure only a few select umas can hit 11k while hitting quad/quintcap
>>3146735It’s also the colour of a bunch of sexo NPC Uma. What exactly is your point here?
>>3146737I'm 40 soon. It's already over.
>>3146742Well I'm not the same anon that called you a SEAfag so I don't know. I'm just proposing that he thinks that you being attracted to the brownies = you are a SEAfag.>>3146743 >>3146737Did you at least enjoy your life?
>>3146739yea the person whom i posted >>3146640 here ran Almond Eye + Runaway Twin Turbo + Buffer Autumn NeoUni the past CM with like 80-95% win rate in both of them, it's all so slop
>>3146746If that really is his thought process it’s quite retarded to say the least.
If CMs just awarded titles and not carats there'd be a lot less faggotry
>>3146752That's wrong.CMs are carat negative if you are metafagging with cards/met umas. It's ALL about the titles. If you want carats just skip cards.
>>3146742>mystery meat>sexo
>>3146296it's def gonna be a week with Biko + Windy and then another week with the Mejiros
>>3146752We're all doing a full streak of heroic tale league of heroes titles for our oshi, right?
>>3146740Well I’ll be close to this if Doto spooks me four more times! I got my first Maya out of the daily tenner today so if by some miracle she comes three more times in the last however many are left I’ll spark it. Stuck on the Ramonu wit for the foreseeable future though I assume.
They seriously did give all the hottest brown designs to NPCs though.
>>3146756How do you get those titles?
>>3146746>Did you at least enjoy your life?Haha...
>>3146756how does one even get that anyways?
>>3146761>>3146756The uma in question has to have personally earned at least 4000 points that LoH, or was among your top 3 earners at the time you hit plat 1. You can add 1 to just one uma's heroic tale each LoH.
>>3146737Sometimes I wonder if society will course correct after it's too late for me. I'm 32 and I feel it in my bones I'll never be able to find a good woman.
>>3146765i assume like the expert/completionist titles, different alts count as the same uma?
>>3146767Indeed
>>3146746In the last 15 years, I spent a heavy amount of it concentrating on my college after starting late, including still working, and then work afterwards and just keeping my eye on the prize whenever something bad or demoralizing happened, including a few bad attempts at dating. I know covid destroyed at least 3-4 years of socializing too but still...I know I'm doing okay now that I can travel, buy games I want, and so on as long as I don't go ham on the finances, but fuck man I kind of hate the generations growing up on anime and social media because becoming older is so looked down upon that it makes it very hard to date or find someone sane. Not to mention having kids will be questionable at older ages, even if historically older guys dating younger women was normal, it isn't normal now unless ultra rich. This is way better than sleeping on the floor and past family drama and all that shit of course. I love being indepedent but you can't buy time back.
>>3146746>Did you at least enjoy your life?Not those guys, will be approaching that age in a few years. It may seem naive but I still have plans to do work. I spent a good portion of my younger years being anxious and "blackpilled" as the frog slowly gets boiled. But all things considered, I am content with where things are at at the moment and count my blessings that nothing is horribly wrong (yet). There's still many books and media and history lessons and other things to learn about, life is exciting in that way for me. Interacting with other people has mostly lost its luster, but then again I've always been content with periods of isolation. If you're young I would say not to be afraid, but just hang in there and keep plodding forward. If you feel you've accomplished nothing today, there's always tomorrow.
>>3146769>it isn't normal now unless ultra rich.Eh I would argue it's still pretty normal for the guy to be older than the girl. And really if it's not "normal" if both parties consent to it who really gives a fuck
>>3146775NTA but I work with a guy who equates men dating younger women with being a pedophile with his whole argument being that if they started dating when the man was 18 or 20 or whatever else the woman would’ve been a kid. There are other people that share this mindset, it’s amplified if you ever stumble upon the mentally ill scrambling to label everyone they disagree with on twitter a pedophile these days.
I turned 24 this year my life is already fucking over
>>3146780Alright but who gives a fuck what some random jackass thinks about your relationship? Live life by your own rules. If societal conventions can change arbitrarily on a dime like that they don't mean shit and you don't need to abide by them. So some smug lonely fuck judges you for dating a younger woman. So what? You guys gotta stop worrying about that stuff and live your damn life how you see fit
>>3146774Well, I'm glad you're enjoying life.>>3146769No, no you cannot. Even at 23, I understand this. Doesn't make me bargain any less.>>3146762There's trades in everything. I've got a girlfriend, but I just cannot get a job to save my life. 2200 applications later, and I've exhausted everything in my town and the two neighboring towns... I was not a part of that lucky 2% of men who managed to acquire new jobs, evidently.
>>3146783You're still a baby. you'll figure it out
>>3146787>2200 applications laterWhat the fuck?I feel so lucky now getting jobs after a couple interviews max.
>>3146780As long as you met when you were both adultsand have a not shit relationship a 10 or 15 age gap is not going cause any real controversy
>>3146787Hard times right now. Depends on where you are. Everything seems shaky right now. Lots of small businesses having to shut down, big companies laying off people left and right. I would imagine most companies are hesitant to hire unless they are in dire need of employees so you'd have to find something in high demand.
Imagine having an adult woman fetish, what a bunch of freaks
>>3146784I personally couldn’t give a shit, if it’s two consenting adults I don’t care how big the gap is. I can understand some people don’t want to be called a pedophile though, it’s why it’s the go to these days along with Nazi for people just trying to fling shit.
>>3146793der/v/edos...
>>3146756>Competitive oshi titlesI am not interested in this in the slightest
>>3146795Kita please I’m at work.
>>3146797If my lady friend is of legal age they can say whatever the fuck they want. Haters gonna hate. Not that I'm gonna have a lady friend but...you could imagine what it would be like!
AS I HAVE WARNED YOU MULTIPLE TIMESAFTER MIDTERMS IRAN WAR WILL RESTARTINFLATION WILL INCREASETHE MARKETS ARE PRICING IT INGET READYI EVEN WARNED YOU OF POTENTIAL CYBER ATTACKS MONTHS AGOHAVE 2-3K PHYSICAL CURRENCY ON HAND, BANKING MIGHT BE DOWN FOR A WEEK OR TWOHAVE NO HOPEFINAL WARNING
>>3146794Regrettably, I chose to be a programmer. I wonder if I can put my current single-script calendar project on my resume. It probably wouldn't help any.
>>3146790Nta, bit I've had that, one bit of bad luck and a longish period of unemployment (or in my case shit employment) will mess up your ability to get hired, getting past the CV stage and actually getting an interview is kinda hell
>>3146803Are you applying for remote jobs or something? Is there no kind of local IT/tech stuff you could do? Because I feel like a lot of people are retarded when it comes to those things. And from what I know projects and having a website and stuff does make you more hirable..but it depends on the area.
ᴴᵘʰˀᴼʰ ˢʰᶦᵗ.EI! EI! MUUUNDAY!13157868That's right folks, it's hit 12 AM on the West Coast USA! I baked a brand new Mun just to host this one too!13157868Our track today is going to be a race that every Mun has raced in, the Diamond Stakes! Hope you're in Great spirits and got your blue shoes ready, because you're gonna need it all!13157868The race will begin at around 12 PM PDT, but I won't be able to record, post race data or pictures until Tuesday.
>dude le mambo! xddgo back to r*ddit
>>3146802Neigha if things go down what makes you think money's gonna be anything but asswipe and paperweights?
>>3146807The early 200 or so were programming-related. After that, I gave up and just started sending everything to places I felt like I was qualified to handle. Pretty much anything low-wage that didn't involve food(I don't have a food handler's license, and I don't think I've seen anyone new at the restaurants I frequent in months anyways.)>it depends on the areaI don't think it'll help, but we can certainly try...
>>3146802
>>3146787>There's trades in everything. I've got a girlfriend, but I just cannot get a job to save my life. 2200 applications later, and I've exhausted everything in my town and the two neighboring towns... I was not a part of that lucky 2% of men who managed to acquire new jobs, evidently.True enough. The job market does seem fucked, that statistic is unreal. I've been doing ok for someone without a degree but getting a girlfriend is becoming increasingly difficult to imagine at this point.
>>3146775Either way it just makes things harder. Gals around my age or older absolutely abhor nerdy guys even if bringing home the bacon. Go younger, and have attempted at not much younger, and you get weird looks and the gals start pushing against it as well. Not saying I'm not trying, pushing past social awkwardness and not limiting to a gal who is just me but female, but its one of the major factors I can't control. Basically I'm saying you do have to try earlier in your age before time passes you by, but man worrying about shit like even having a stable career and relationship in your 20s to have kids is brutal. >>3146787>>3146794Reality sucks. I remember when I couldn't find anything back in 2008 and 9 because of what was going on and told to suck it up and find something. I never tell any of the younger people that other then tips especially in my career path which people sort of don't go down because of the requirements, and sometimes I found better opportunities and drastically different locations but that requires moving and bootstrapping. And holy shit the hiring climate is terrible after the 2nd tech bubble burst. I'm so glad I didn't take one offer from a company that immediately did major lay offs the year afterwards.
>>3146808MAMBO!
>>3146808Happy Munday Munbro.
>>3146822Actually I'm his stand-in. I promised to host because he couldn't. >>3138419
TURN ON THE TVDOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
>>3146808>tokyo 3400holy fuck
>>3146803It's not a fun job but maybe you could see if you can get teaching/tutoring jobs
Miss me yet?
>>3146808thanks you substitute mambo anon
>>3146831Yes, please come back baby, I'll treat you better this time I promise
>>3146827It's a requirement in her career to place top 3 in it so I figured it'd be a good race to run.>>3146821I dunno about this image. Maybe post-career, but she seems like the type of gal to be crumpled into a ball of paper by that.>>3146834My pleasure.
>>3146830I don't fancy myself as smart enough to do that, but I suppose I could try. Teaching is out of the question. I refuse to do any more college for the time being, and you need a bachelors in teaching. Tutoring is far more possible though.>>3146819>holy shit the hiring climate is terrible after the 2nd tech bubble burstNo kidding. And then you have AI to contend with, since we're now in an arms race against AI. Part of me wishes they'd take in-person resumes again, because at least that'd show you're working with a real human being who is trying to take initiative...
>>3146831Not really. Having to spam an autorun every 50 minutes became tiresome
>>3146842As long as you have a good grasp of the subject you'll be fine, if anything being aware of your shortcomings might make you a better tutor
>>3146842Some are but not totally. Covid really fucked up some people that taking calls or walkins are still traumatic for them but the smarter ones are realizing AI is making complete electronic communication untrustworthy. Thats if anything gets past the HR ladies too. Basically consider it an option but its not your fault if you're dealing with retards who find it offensive for you to show up in person.
>>3146831It's funny how we absolutely loathed half TP before independent training exist
Saw The Thing and it legit spooked me
>>3146843You niggas would complain about everything if it meant playing the game But that's /v/
>>3146852Half TP during MANT with no auto runs felt like such a fuck you
>>3146855doing simulated chores is not fun gameplayI do have fun playing actual games with engaging gameplay. Doing autoruns in uma is not playing the game. Grand Live sucks so I play that only when I'm forced to make aces
… Windy!!!
>>3146858Uma doesn't have "engaging" gameplay, it's just slot machine. Slots are kinda engaging but it's not gameplay.
>>3146851>HRGod I hope HR burns in a fire, along with my state. The state's civil rights committee and the modern indoctrinated HR have completely ruined the industry I wanted to get into.
REMEMBER TO DO YOUR FUARKING TEAM TRIALS BEFORE THEY ARE LOCKED IN 1 BONG AND 40 BINGS
>>3146860By that logic many games aren't also games because they have RNG systems in place. Fact of the matter is if there were no slot machines in games, they wouldn't be fun. If you removed all randomness that is
>>3146864>If you removed all randomness that isThere are literally games built around nothing but rigid, non-random mechanics. Mostly puzzle games, admittedly, but they do exist.
>>3146858Case in point. You neighas would complain about everything and even call auto fucking runs a chore even if it takes 2 minutes minimum to set it up, and it isn't even restricted to do on your PCFucking on brand /v/ermins
>>3146865It's a reductive way to put it. There are games that rely very little on RNG, this much is true. But the reality is, many things in life are impacted by chance and randomness. If you knew what was going to happen every single time, it wouldn't be as fun. When every run is slightly different, that adds replayability to a game. So many games we have now had their origins in card games, games of chance, and tabletop games like dungeons and dragons, all relying on the roll of the dice or how your hand was dealt...
>>3146867I just told you when I'm not doing auto runs I'm playing actual real games that have gameplay experiences that go beyond '>hey your fan run is done. spend a minute to buy these skills so we can give you a 1* guts and 1* pace chaser spark with none of the whites you wanted. Now do this again every 50 minutes for the rest of the day. Fun gameplay right? NO. It's a monotonous brainless chore that is anti-gaming in nature.
Happy All Souls' Day!!
>>3146868>If you knew what was going to happen every single time, it wouldn't be as funWell yeah, they're called one-and-done games. They're usually priced lower because of their lack of replayability. Or, if they are replayable, it's because there's various routes.I forgot another genre: Visual Novels. VN almost entirely forgo any form of randomness. Doesn't make Ace Attorney any less fun though.Your original statement isn't even that good anyways.>By that logic many games aren't also games because they have RNG systems in place.The argument was never "Umamusume isn't a game because it has randomness," it was effectively "Umamusume isn't a game because it is purely chance-based with minimal impact by the player." It's wrong, but so was your response.
>There are THINGS here that would blindly defend gacha's energy system that PREVENTS YOU FROM PLAYING THE GAME unless you spend in-game or REAL currencygacha games are SHIT games by design. It won't even let you PLAY the fucking game outside of what it limits you to playing. I'm not going to juck and jive like a good little salve because the game gave me >half off TP because the entire TP system is a fucking SCAM to begin with!
>>3146871
>>3146853Weakest WAW abnormality
>>3146873>Well yeah, they're called one-and-done games.No, I don't think that's what people call multiplayer shooters, fighting games, roguelites or any of that. Those games all have replayability and offer unique experiences depending on whatever random stuff the game decides to hand you OR in the case of multiplayers, what kind of mindgames you and your opponent are going to play with each other which is also random in its own way, because you never know what kind of opponent you'll deal with and exactly how they're going to think or play.Saying a game isn't a game because chance is involved is an extremely reductive way of not only looking at gaming, but also how uma is designed as a whole. People will also chalk up their losses to "bad luck" when in fact, they did not design their umas properly and luck wasn't as big a factor as they want to think it was. Yes, the runs themselves are luck, but there is strategy beyond that luck, and being able to actually dissect what works and doesnt and building a team around it is not as random as some like to think it is.
>>3146853The Thing from Another World or John Carpenter's?... Oh who am I kidding, nobody cares bout the OG.Read the Dark Horse comics if you want some more fun.
>"GL bad, nuUnity good">"then go back to nuUnity">"no"curious?
I used to go to a Catholic private school and while we would do stuff for Halloween, such as having a festival with a bunch of booths and games and a student-ran Haunted House and all, on All Saints' Day we would show up to school dressed as Saints (whatever that's even supposed to mean, we just kind of wore vaguely period-accurate rags like you would see if you just googled "Christian Saints") and we would have to give a short presentation on whatever Saint we were dressing up as in class before we would go have our special All Saint's Day mass (we would regularly go to church every Friday during school as well ordinarily as well as "Religion" being part of the curriculum and something you received grades on).
>>3146888I was only arguing from the grounds of non-random singleplayer games. To remove randomness in single player experiences, you tend to have to handcraft everything about it(or at least, have some sort of very specific procedural system that is always seeded the exact same way.) That's why it's "one-and-done." Multiplayer is a totally different beast. You can absolutely have no randomness in a multiplayer game and still have an infinitely replayable game.>the "it's reductive" argumentYeah I'm not arguing that it's not incredibly reductive, but my point was that your argument was based on a faulty interpretation of the other person's statement.
hi der/v/ has 4 spots open, join now
>>3146902sounds comfy
>>3146906Up to their usual tricks I see
>>3146902It's funny to think one the few saint days not complied into all saints day was Michaelmas, buts that's hardly celebrated anymore, but being associated with the start of employment season hardly made it fun
>>3146864There's a BIG difference between random that works to make gameplay more fun and engaging and random that exists to make you play game more and fuck you over.Some games use random to present a challenge to the player that he can overcome using his skill and still win in the game. In umamusume random just fucks you over and you can't "win" anymore no matter what you do (easiest example is S distance), all you can do is spin more. This is a very, very big difference.
>>3146869>Now do this again every 50 minutes for the rest of the day. I do this and I don't see the problem with? Am I not allowed to do it while I'm playing another game or doing other things?>single players>can pause unless you're playing MH and DS-like games >competitive online games>set up autorun during a queue or while you're deadI swear. Anything but playing the game. Cygames even brought the autotraining way way early for lazy bums like you, but, of course, even that is too much to ask.
>>3146869>It's a monotonous brainless chore that is anti-gaming in nature.It's literally the same with ace runs except you're doing it by hand.>didn't get S distance, oh wow tough luck, go for another one.
if you guys actually just played the game all of our clubs would be S
>>3146938S is for /vg/ clubs only
>>3146911>can't "win" anymore no matter what you do (easiest example is S distance)I won my first plat with this Dober who slew two XOggers
>>3146954Distance S was never ever a requirement
>>3146874I like energy system. Half TP events shouldn't be a thing too. Maybe even more strict energy system would be good.
>>3146869>>3146869You don't need to check the game every 50 minutes. Just set up an auto, let it run, and then set up another one when you're back from whatever you're doing. Without using any refills and without a half TP event, you only need to do this a maximum of 4 times a day.100 - 30 (1) - 30 (2) - 30 (3), and by the time you get to the last one, your TP will have regenerated back to 30 (4). You could even check your auto every 4 to 5 hours. There's absolutely no need to check every 50 minutes.You can even do this while playing another vidya or just AFK.
>finally hit level 11 with my favorite uma>she actually maxes at level 10 >no casual outfit unlockI'm fucking hate cygerms like you wouldn't believe
That was a very swift correction I just witnessed.Why is the filename different?
>>3146661>current speed boost at the beginning of a raceJesus Christ how horrifying.
>>3146874I'm a lazy bum myself. I don't do any ace runs and spend my 100 TP only on parent looping or fan runs. I only start working on my aces once registration begins, and that's when I start using refills. I wouldn't use any refills for looping or fan runs because that defeats the purpose.
>>3146979>You see it too? For me, it's always like this.
>>3146980>spoilerYou guys don't use 4chan X?
>>3146994I do, but my filename doesn't scramble like that normally.(It's how I noticed you corrected it in the first place. It's funny witnessing what I subjected people on /sip/ to.)
Thread is slow danchou will never know I'm playing Mahjong instead of Uma
>>3146999I enabled mine by default. Nice trips.
>>3146994Oh neat, I didn't know that. Test.
>>3147022Testing again.
>>3147024Never mind, this shit doesn't work.
>>3147025You need to tick the box first and enable it by default.
>>3147031I did, refreshed and it reset. Trying again.
yep yep looking good
>>3147032Alright I give up.
>>3147033Holy mutations
>>3146409>she has a good ult.Haha I wish I'm crying this cm
>>3147043Isn't her ult buffed to 0.45
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AIEEEEEEE I THOUGHT I HAD ANOTHER HOUR
>>3147043It's no perfect proc accel but 0.45 target speed at any point in Late Race if you're 4th or better (and didn't rush) is good. As long as you're not like me and ran the other one because she has actually useful skills since her ult will make her take 1st and then die half the time. Sometimes I win from first anyway though.
>>3147050>13.69%
>me looking at hot maid art with the excuse of looking for references to draw VFujin
>>3147056Remember, the fat chocosaggers are the most important part. And the cute pin with Fujin's smiling face
>>3147047>>3147054I thought anon was talking about the Christmas alt, but the OG must be worse. It activates immediately in late race when you're accelerating.The Christmas one is fucking hard to activate in this race. You're either lucky pace (don't get to use it) or you took groundwork or something to get a position advantage (you are rewarded with pacing down to 6th behind people who didn't take groundwork, so you don't get to use it) or you don't pace down but clownhill mode activates and everyone randomly passes you (you don't get to use it) or you late start (you don't get to use it) or...
>ex-ATC>listened to the transmission from that crash todayFuck me, that was rough.
>>3147079Why would you fucking do that to yourself dude?
>>3147083It just came on my feed earlier and I got swept up in it. Those poor souls.
>>3147079Jesus Christ how does that even happen? And how did it not hit anyone on that road?
>>3147086I fucking hate you for reasons you could not control. God damn it, now I'm really worried for my parents. I haven't heard from them in a while.May those souls rest in peace and may my parents come home safe...
>>3147087The former? It appears as if the pilots were inexperienced and possibly rushing to get to wherever they were going. Bahamas, I guess. I don't know the full details about what their deal was, but I hear it's hard to get work as one of those pilots if you aren't doing what you can to cut back on travel time for the passengers.Anyway, looks like they tried to pass over the storm at a high speed, got iced, stalled and their rear stabilizers snapped and sent them into freefall at near the speed of sound.The latter? Dumb fucking luck.
>>3147024Samson Big is so fucking cute bros
>>3147079No idea what you are even talking about.
>>3147097There was a private plane that fell out of the sky in Florida. The ATC calls have been released.
>>3147097A learjet crashed in Florida today in a very horrifying way.
>>3147097A woman was allowed to fly a plane
>>3147079Women driver am I right?
>>3147099>>3147105Mayano did what??
LANDINGUUUU
>>3147110>>3147112Kek
China pop-up store
>>3147112https://litter.catbox.moe/spbao5ukk73n7i9p.mp4YOSH!!! IKUYO!!!
>>3147123Oh my god dude
>>3147123hashitte! motto kirameiteakogare ni teiku ofuyuu kopii? ai kopii!tomannaai
>>3147079Sometimes it's just better to not know, dude
>>3147123I knew exactly what was gonna be in that video and I'm still shaken after watching it
>>3147123At least it was over quickly.
>>3147123I was hoping for audio, not a crash... I don't know what I was thinking by playing that all the way through. I'm a retard.
>Love Helios>Hate partying
>>3147121Mackween looking beautiful.
>>3147134>Helios goes out and parties>Comes home hammered>You get to sex herIt’s a good deal
>>3147121I thought they got their tails removed in China.
>>3147123>last known image of the pilot being violently thrown from the plane crash
>>3147079>iceIt was missiles from Mar-A-Lago and they're trying to cover it up.
>>3147079it's a bit strange that they released so quickly, literally minutes after the crashmakes one wonder
>>3147136Many are saying this.
>>3147144Why? The ATC is public. If they didn't, literally anyone with a HAM radio could've done it.
>bust my ass and stay up multiple late nights and try my best for Arima Kinen>50% win rate throughout, lost CM finals>slap together aces in one day for sprintslop>multiple full run sweepsLooking good but I'm still mad about missing out on that Saggitarius Cup star title
>>3147143>from Mar-A-Lago They were heading towards Mar-A-Lago though
>let women learn to fly a plane>through a fucking simulator in a highschool elective class no less>we're supposed to act surprised when she crashes
Sorry anon, I'm too medicated to give a shit
umamusume?
>2 SSR 3 SR>no chains finished
>>3147157Should've prioritized the +support event songs...
>>3147150Sirius Symboli got hers too...
>third fucking 3*stam in a week>it's all from fanrunsthanks cygames but can I also have it on my actual parent runs
>>3147160why are you doing fan runs
>>3147123How the fuck was nobody on the road hit? I can't believe it
>>3147161because I have nothing to do after my borrows
>>3147160Lucky you, I only get power or speed
>>3147163To be fair there was a crater left behind if a car got hit there would be no evidence.
>>3147163This car managed to make it out unscathed. There's photos of it after the crash and the dude inside just drove away. Luckiest motherfucker in the world
Was planning to run Dickey, Acute and Hokko for dirt but I kind of can’t be fucked green farming for a Dickey. Might just run Digitan instead.
>>3147159>If I was on that plane with my puppy-chan, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of wires flying around in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, shinpai shinai'
>>3147171you pulled the metaslop dirtoid just to not use her?
>>3147171You get 3 greens for free it's not that crazy imo.
>>3147173read this in donald trump's voice
>>3147175She's hot
>>3147175She came on a daily pull I didn’t really pull her.
room temperature iq
>>3147123My daughter, Mayano, would tank that
>>3147175Not him but Rickey is way too hard to build, especially as Front. I have her too and I don't think I'll use her
why do i keep getting garbage
>>3146814same thing with people who think crypto is a store of value if shit goes down. if society collapses the electric grid and internet goes with it.bullets, non perishable food, and more bullets are what you will need.
>>3147179there are other trainees with ears just as big as her's
>>3147188I meaaaaaan, that's a good grandparent to have
>>3147155Getting this titty goblin from the paid pull is the best thing that has ever happened
>>3147191I sure nothing ever happens continues to happen, all these recent government warnings got me on edge because I'm especially fucking since I live in an inner city shithole...
Which one is better? According to the data
>>3147150this is what happens when your societal religious dogma insists that the sexes are equal and you ignore reality to make sure outcomes align with those beliefs.you put a person who has no business being in that position of being responsible for hundreds of lives in control of their safety.
>>3147200WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
>>3147200>hakuslave incapable of forming his own opinionMANY such cases.
>>3147204Hakuslaves are going to farmed by knowledgeGODS in LoH.
>>3146808>people are bringing UGs and an SSAnd here I thought I did well by finally making an S mun...Well I did, but I'm still going to be the loser of the race. Oh well, at least she'll have fun.
Well?
>>3147204>copy builds from haku>throw race data into haku>do whatever makes numbers go up in hakudawg you're just a meat layer between two computer programs, dystopian society turned your joy into a job before they launched skynet
>>3147209Special Week's is better than both
>>3147200>Inari alt has a dead unique but ES and perfect growths>Inari base has good innate skills,a great unique that is somewhat difficult to trigger but shit growthsAlt is easy to make an ok one, base is more difficult to build but has a higher ceiling. There you go. >According to the dataYou are not parsing data, you're just looking at haku like a baboon. If you actually want to parse the data you have to look at their kits and the track.
>>3147209Sorry but Marusexo will always have me by the balls. Although can totally see the appeal in Fusapan. I hope they continue making swimsuits like this
>>3147209I'm going to say Maru because she won me a plat and was my first UG in MANT
>>3147209this kills liberals btw
>>3147209>twitter screencap baitWe really are /v/ermin through and through.
>>3147204>>3147213Ok man I'll try to understand the data better, I was just asking which one of the 2 is best, Haku wasn't even needed
>>3147209The one that honeydicked me into playing JP, although my heart was swiftly stolen by Phalaenopsis.
Should we get our monthly thread on /v/ to fill the slots in clubs?
When do they add the generic dirt corners/straights?
>>3147226>our monthly thread on /v/lol jannies are not letting us have a thread.
>>3147225>most loyal panwhora fan
>>3147231I was never really fan I just want to fuck her:
>>3147233Based I too love fat sluts
>>3147121McQueen, Rice, I don't want to alarm you but there are two very ugly umas behind you!
>>3147221I apologize for being rude and abrasive i saw the haku layout and my autism flared up. If you want to git gud you have to look at the track and the umas and use data like haku as a supplementary tool.
Isn't LoH just CM with a name change?
>>3147237NTA but I've been playing since launch and I'm still too retarded to read a track map and understand when skills activate at what time and why it matters...
>>3147226mf there's no proof they even said this to begin with, let it go nigga
>>3147239it's a 12-uma pvpve and you can't cheese it with debuffkino
>>3147123>I missed itKUSOOOOOOO
>>3147239CMs are winner takes all. In LoH the placement of all your umas matter. Ideally you want to podium every time which is why front runners are the meta though most of the time since they are so consistent.
>>3147226We should definitely try I fear we will slowly rot away without filling them, this place is a curse
>we will slowly rot awayBased, all good players should go to /uma/ clubs instead of whatever our schizo danchous cook
>Tights Day (タイツの日, Taitsu no hi) in Japan is an unofficial annual celebration held on November 2ndI for one think they need to put more Umas in pantyhose
>>3147243https://litter.catbox.moe/43wkz1tgwzuxe3hz.mp4
The JP players are so wise
>>3147239It's TT but competitive
>>3147204It kinda works? I'm pretty sure getting a higher than a certain winrate in haku sim pretty much guarantees A final. If you want to be lazy and still get A finals looks like a perfect tool
>>3147240It feels like reading a track works like math or literature where some people just can't penetrate it easily. You just need to get into the habit of looking at the track after looking up guides or listening to advice here.Like pic rel see how there is a straight early into late race? That means that End Closers will be strong because they have access to a guaranteed in Straightaway Spurt/Encroaching shadow.
They added a zoom function to the outfit viewer on JP that's why there's so much shit about this today
>>3147247How does one draw those?
>>3147191World end preppers like you are as delusional as crypto bros. You'll be among the first to die but of course not before killing hundreds as well.
Got a new kitten today
>>3146805That's hard. I was kinda scouted, so I've skipped this stage a bit.
>>3147239it's woke participationtrophyslop
>>3147241the tranny mod did say it but it was a sarcastic insult that flew over autistic anon's head
>>3147248AI COPIIShe would have made the JPs proud with that kamikaze
>>3147212NOBODY says this
>>3147275gayest post itt
>>3147273>AI COPIIIs that what she says? To le it sounds like Iced Coffee
>>3147245Maybe, you know, you could try making your clubs more appealing by actually playing the game?
>>3147280Yeah it's I COPY like what the pilots say
>>3147245Neigha the problem isn't this place. The problem is any time someone wanted to do better for the sake of their clubs they get called a drama hungry schizoid. We had so many anons in here in random clubs, and some who went to higher clubs because they needed the gibs.
>>3147281Mmmm nah, I'd rather wait for another opening in Oy Neigh
>>3147285I still don't know why neighas here think random people will want to join A clubs when they can easily join A+ clubs.Not to mention neighas trying to fill up half empty B clubs like /herse/. You have to be retarded to join a club like that
>inb4 we don't have any new bloodIt's a gacha kusoge, of course you're not getting any, everyone who wanted to play it already does and those who want to start would be hit with fomo right in their autistic faces. You won't catch a random passerby TWO YEARS into the game, just not how it works.
>>3147259From what I've seen other artists do, they draw and render the bare leg first and then add another layer on top to render the hosiery by darkening the leg areas with a brush that replicates the fabric texture of nylons
>>3147295/uma/ gets lots of newcuties, I think 2 off them even won a CM on their first try in OpenBut we didn't make our general on a dead board or neglect our clubs
>>3147303>our generalreal subtle anon
>>3147281We could kick 2 guys with 150 million fans but filling is the tricky part. Do we use stealth threads to try and get anons in random clubs? Maybe we get newfags on the ramonu banner
>>3147303>/uma/
don't caredidn't ask
>>3147307Filling wouldn't be an issue if you were an A+ club. There's a reason Oy Neigh filled up instantly when they kicked 4 or 5 people in a month. A clubs don't have any pull
>>3147310Anonymous, don't take it the wrong way, but you don't need to think, nor worry, about /v/ma clubsThink about your /uma/ club instead, we're doing fine
>we're doing fineyeah hence the drama
>>3147311You're the ones complaining about no new members not me bwo
>>3147314Drama is from people who worry too much
>>3147303What I like about this place is that it's not so utterly obsessed with club drama like your thread. Like whenever I go there's some shitposting about it going on, or you are bullying one of the lower ranked clubs, and it does get tiring.I agree we could do better with more than one club in A+, like imo 2 or 3 would be a good number, but people have grown to like their clubs and they will not kick people unless they absolutely flatline(or are dicks), which is also fine. In the end, let people do what they want and it will all work out. Regarding the "dead board" accusation, we didn't have much choice. We didn't wanted to disappear since the community was good and worth fighting fot, we didn't wanted to merge into /vg/ due to cultural differences, and we didn't wanted to settle into /vmg/ and taking their land. In the end we chose the least bad option, and for now it has worked out decently. Can't say I disagree or regret it.
Yeah, ofcourse this fucking happens in the run with dogshit skills
/vg/ posters are literally trannies
>>3147323what a /v/ thing to say
>3 aces>d1 3-4 d2 3-4>1 ace 2 dombots>d1 3-4 d2 4-5i'm... i'm growing a pair of claws... and a carapace...
>>3147320Mambo is our /v/mapyoi. There's no actual bullying, unless you think "Not looking good" is also bullying.idk why you gaslit yourselves into thinking quotas are bad. If you actually kicked the faggots that refuse to play the game they would end up joining your dead B clubs like /herse/ and they'll finally stop being half empty.Then you can finally attract people that want an A+ club
It's been a year guys. Nobody cares. If they want an A+ club they can unironically go to the other board.
>>3147327Previously you were saying that you don't need to raid this board because you can get more (You)s by bullying Mambo. I'm starting to think both statements are untrue.
>>3147344You can get a lot of (you)s by bullying mambo
>>3147344Where did I talk about getting (You)s or raiding???
>>3147339The inverse is true. Drama seems to keep popping up in the /vg/ clubs that we get stragglers from there seeking asylum.
Sounds like they intend to send Forever Young back to the middle east for another Dubai and Saudi cup.
Yeah, that’s a glue. This was going so well too.
https://news.netkeiba.com/?pid=news_view&no=347650>Loves Only You will stay in America as a brooding mareAsian girls really love white dudes huh, all for that green card too
would you help your trainee to relieve her tension?
>>3147355Every single one of them joined Oy Neigh for the A+ gibs
>>3147362Does this mean I have a chance?
>>3147366DO YES THE HORSE
>>3147355Then either they suck it up there, or be happy with what we have here. I'm not going to adjust for them, they'll have to adjust themselves for me.
>>3147364That is mathematically impossible due to Oy Neigh not having enough free slots
>>3147366Do you want one? She's ugly
>>3147352A past thread.>thyat wyas nyot mwe bwoNobody thinks there's any difference between you gross trannies.
>>3147370Yeah I can tell you don't get that many fans from this statement
>>3147352There was a /vg/ tard earlier talking about that, so he probably thought you were him. He seemed mentally unhinged though, meanwhile I can communicate with you, so I don't think you 2 are the same person.Oh well just saying there used to be some drama about it some months ago. The conclusion was that it wasn't worth it to have endless melties and drama for 3 rolls worth of carats between A and A+. If a club wants to push for it, good for them, if not, that's fine too. It's genuinely not a big deal.
>>3147376Yes, that's the point neigha.
>Even at 30,000 feet, she still found a curb to hitimagine being hit by a plane of your way to walmart
>>3147363I would do literally whatever Rickey asked me to do
>>3147376why do I have to be forced to farm fans just because vee-gee is having a drama party? Fuck off. If you have problems, bring it up to danchou. Of course you won't, since you have big pussy lips. You haven't done shit for a year. They should suck it up, or adapt.
>>3147381This but in Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>born in /herse/>live in /herse/>die in /herse/
Our clubs are very comfy, filled with friendly neighas, and very active, but it wasn't enough, or at least for me. I felt bad leaving my club here but my RNG have been back to back dogshit that I needed to join an A+ club to keep up with the meta.
>>3147381Wish Maya was flying that
>>3147383You guys are so easy to upset
>>3147386I feel fortunate to be in Oy neigh
>>3147381Like watching a rocket hit a vehicle in those 2000s middle east videos.
>>3147381>>3147390The plane missed the car actually. Guy was inches away from leaving this mortal coil
MY DAILIES
>>3147392This is a different crash
DAILIES STOLEN
>>3147377It's not about drama or carats neigha, I already explained my reasoning.Your A clubs are struggling to find members according to people here, if the A clubs are struggling how do you think your B clubs are faring? The person getting kicked for flatlining in an A club ends up in a B club. That's how B clubs recruit. You've basically been fucking over B clubs for months by refusing to kick flatliners, and you've now also fucked over the A clubs. There's too many low earners and A+ is too far away so recruiting new people is needlessly hard even if you Danchous start doing their job by managing the club
>>3147381What fascinates me more is the clean flat slate in the crate aftermath. What is that
>>3147398Water
>>3147397shut the fuck up you raging autist
>>3147397Go back
>>3147370I say we should send all prospective immigrants to room 101 for mandatory cultural reeducation.https://jiggie.fun/wU1zRk
i'd rather jong
>>3147402I stopped joining jiggies after one of them just had a porn gif looping
>>3147400>>3147401I'm sure you'll manage to fill up /herse/ and /v/agabond this month bwo. 8th months the charm, everyone is looking for B clubs now.Keep shooting yourselves in the foot, more recruits for /vg/ this way
>>3147394It's not, this is the same crash site from a different angle
>>3147402just send them all into the woodchipper feet first
>>3147404Which uma
>>3147408None it was some tiny white girl riding like 5 dicks
>>3147397I do agree with you, but I try not to mention anything about the clubs here anymore. Sadly, you exposed yourself as someone from /vg/, so your posts probably won't get through to everyone here anymore.
>>3147405There are free agents waiting to join mambo right now because they don't want to join shitty flatlining clubs here
>>3147392can the guy sue her family for emotional damage?
>>3147409I'm dicks btw
>>3147413No, only monetary, which seems like there's none
>>3147414F-five Dick Larry?
>>3147397Hmm I can actually agree a bit with that. Part of the "ecosystem" is broken due to misplaced sentimentality. I can see it. Well from what I've heard one of the A clubs is doing a purge and aiming for A+ this month, so let's see how that goes. Maybe you are right and we'll see a reinvigoration of the clubs in general due to that.Anyways, arguing too much about what other people should do is stupid, change must come from within. If they do it out of their own volition, it's fine. If not, it's fine too.
>>3147414You are so dead come December Richards.
It’s still hilarious to me that Daring Tact becomes playable first in Priconne
>>3147406Oh it looked like that crash from Philly earlier this year. It really does feel like a lot of small jets are just randomly nosediving lately
>>3147404what's wrong with porn gifs?
>>3147420It's still hilarious to me that Crunchyroll's incompetence resulted in a sudden and spontaneous End of Service of the Priconne Global Server
>>3147423I don't play games to cum bro
You ever see an upcoming uma you know almost nothing about but vibe enough with to spark?That's Royce and Royce for me, even if she is a 2*
>>3147425missing a lot honestly
>>3147424I remember they started pushing their own mobile games right after that, so that's probably why they stopped publishing Priconne.
>>3147420She's so pretty
>>3147430I love her design, seems so fluffy and comfy
>>3147426Yeah nigga
>>3147425I wish I could say that but training SSpe once got me so horny that I had to go rub one out. Only happened once though.
>me when I reply to the same bait every day to own the hall monitors
>>3147402>jiggie>80% white>Rick Astleys "Never gonna give you up"never again
>>3147418Personally I think the main issue is that we are a bit out of the way for new players to findI mean there are no threads on /v/, so where are they gonna go if they wanna talk about the game, logically speaking? Either to /vg/ or /vmg/, and /vmg/ is so dead enough they will realise that this isn't the placeWho the fuck would guess that there is another uma general on a board dedicated to multiplayer games?
>>3147435>shiny object syndrome
>>3147437>SSpeunderstandable
>>3147435Your move
>>3147439Do you love Big Danchou?
>>3147397playing doubles advocate here but I agree. I mean come on, is asking to play the fucking game that big of an ask? like I get "muh comfy" as a sentiment but not when you squeeze yourself in a good club to enable that behavior.
>>3147446For some reason it really is. Nobody is going out of the were to a dead board to join a club where most people aren't putting effort in
Who the fuck is that?
>>3147418His approach was a bit shitpost-y, but I can still agree with some of what he said.I'm not saying we should kick the flatliners, but there are quite a few people who either don't play or contribute to their clubs, or just do the bare minimum, yet get the same rewards as those who actually try to keep their clubs afloat.These people are fine to stay as long as their danchou is okay with it, but I think they could also fit in other clubs just as fine and if the time comes when our A rank clubs want to aim higher. I mean, it's effectively worked for Oy Neigh.I do agree that our lower ranked clubs are having a hard time filling up because no one would choose to go to a B+/B club at this point in the game. Hell, I think even the flatliners in A rank clubs would turn down the idea of joining them.
>>3147451
>>3147451tamamo?
>>3147426I was looking at all the upcoming newmas one day and gravitated toward her. The more I learned about her, the more I realized I would give anything for my useless wife.
how hard is it to stop giving the drama tranny a trillion (You)s?
>>3147446Oy Neigh is full but we do need another club to accomodate potential tryhards and frustrated tryhards stuck in an A or B+ club. I think it's reasonable. I've heard more and more posts of people dissatisfied itt, so there is a real pain in there that needs to be addressed. I don't want to tell other people what to do, but a danchou in one of the A clubs could try it
>>3147426I would spark every trainee in my pull plan. Stopping halfway would be retarded.
So, Ramonu is worthless if I main Late/End, right? Skip?
>>3147462No
>>3147462No, its a generalist pick, think Kitasan for Wit cards
>>3147456She’s not useless, she just got unlucky being born at the same time as Ofevre
>>3147426I do that with all of them.
>>3147456Why is she useless though
>>3147462Yes stop listening to the retards trying to tell you it's wit kitasan black or m-muh generalist cardSince when have you been using generalist cards? Everything is about role specialization now
>>3147446I really do think that the problem isn't that we're in a dead board but the fact that only lower clubs are recruiting. Even if we were to successfully expedition on /v/, I doubt someone would even join our free slots. There were also some anons who went yesterday or some days ago asking for a spot but quickly refused after hearing that the only clubs open were /herse/ and /v/agabond. There was one that considered joining der/v/ but he has yet to confirm it if he's joining or not.
>>3147456for me it's the thighs
You may think that having guts/int growth is the worst thing that could happen to an uma, but you'll soon realize that it's actually the inverse
if cygays ever outsource for some studio to actually make a real game out of the uma ip that'd be great.i can still get a good bit of fun out of this as is, but uma could be so much greater
>>3147462you've used Fine Motion outside of Pace Chaser runs, right? Ramonu is basically a slightly better Faimo
>>3147473damn she's ugly
>>3147462Ramonu is generic mile/long card that shits out max level generic hints.
>>3147423I have never seen a porn gif posted on /v/ma before
>>3147477*mile/med
>>3147463>>3147465>>3147469>>3147475>>3147477Oh. Alright. I just have 3LB Mr. C.B. and MLB Fine Motion so I thought I could skip if I mained ends ereally.Well thanks. I'll get her I guess. I have the carats. Probably.
>>3147458maybe the ones giving him (You)s are his friends from the same discord server?
>>3147446I play this game an unhealthy amount already and still don't meet the numbers these faggots are demanding. And I won't put up with danchou acting like a corporate middle manager constantly reminding me about my stats this month. At least at a corporate job I might get a real bonus instead of $1 worth of pulls.>oh you did your 5 borrows, but could you log in again tonight and do a fan run? And another 50 mins after that? And another 50 mins after that? Every night forever? For almost literally nothing?No, fuck you!
>>3147483Trust me, you want it and it'll have a lifespan of at least a year
>>3147483>I just have 3LB Mr. C.B. and MLB Fine Motionthat changes things. if you want to save the carats you can
>>3147485Nobody is doing that though, not even oy neigh. Just play the game
>>3147483Trust me bwo you're going to want NTR/Fuku/Tachyon it'll have a lifespan of at least a year
>>3147468They made jobbing her entire character. Jobbed to Orfevre irl, made her Uma personality all about feeling inferior to Orfevre, her character song is about jobbing, her unique animation is her crying about not wanting to job, she even jobs in her hot spring event where the day you go there with her its out of order>>3147472Yeah she has some good ones
>>3147485i work full time and 6 parent runs a day seems more than enough for what A+ is asking
>>3147437
>>3147485That's fine, you can join /herse/ and not have to worry about that
>>3147486Fair enough>>3147490heh I heard that one before (though Fuku is genuinely great for autos atm)>>3147487Yeah idk I was just thinking maybe I could coast by
>>3147485Dude, I'm in an A club and it's carried by like 5 people, then there are 15 people over 30m fans a month, and 10 people under 30m fans a month. I'm of the mind the ones under 30m should be kicked.A SINGLE fan auto run is 1.2m fans and takes like a minute to set up and forget about. If they can't even do that, why tf do they play?
>>3147490>NTRActually dead after one scenario>FukuLifetime extended thanks to independent training>TachyonWill live for quite a while if you main pace chasers
>>3147485>do 5 ace runs (dirt)>glue 2-3that's around 750k>do a seiun parent/fan run at night and another in the morningAnd that's 1,6 million, it's really not that hard, and if I'm auto-ing parents with borrows I can do like 3-4 million
>>3147485I don't really care about this club drama, but I do have a post explaining that fan runs don't really require THAT much work, despite what you guys are saying. >>3146975 doing just this could easily net you 120m a month and without using a single resource for TP.4m daily x 30 = 120m
seanig hours
>>3147474In a more civilized world, Umamusume could've been the next groundbreaking, single-player roguelite with aggressive but standard monetization like releasing every single character as DLC and still make a truckload of cash. Fuck, how I wish we could go back to the times when games didn't try to nickel and dime you for every single molecule of dopamine.
>yeah just check every minute while your manager is up your ass about phone usetake my 3 mil daily average and eat my ass
>>3147502Yeah, setting up an auto fan run is literally the easiest thing and if you do that ONCE a day, boom, 30m+ fans a month. Shit, don't even buy skills, it won't matter anyways. It's quick.>>3147506You know that the people we're complaining about do <1m average daily. They do 0 oftentimes.
>>3147506>not cozying up to your manager to get some under-the-desk work benefits
>>3147485I just throw Kingu or Maruzen into the mines once or twice a day. More if we see we are struggling(like when we went down 50 ranks 2 days ago I did like 10 fanruns), but other than that with auto it's genuinely not a big deal. I don't even pick skills anymore just a quick auto. You make a schedule once and it becomes a 30 seconds chore.t. Middle of the pack Oy Neigher
>>3147506>>3147510congrats on your transitions sisters
this whole thing has already been explained over and over and over and the answer is always the same, anons simply don't care about the extra 3 pulls>BUT IT'S JUST 2 MINUTES TO SET UPI don't like to have a notification on my phone once every 50 minutes, and most people like to train aces, which drains their TP and then they wait until it recharges to train more aces>BUT YOU CAN BUY IT WITH CARATS AND BE AT A POSITIVEI don't care>GRRRR WHY DON'T YOU DO IT THATS LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME AS NOT PLAYING THE GAME YOU FILTHY SECONDARYI like to train aces, don't really care about fan runs>BUT THE GIBSit's 3 pullsit really is just that simple, most anons hate gachas and their predatory systems, they play uma for the competitive and the cute girls. Nobody cares about the 3 pulls when you already have consistent A tier income.
i used a rainbow crystal on NTR and I want to kill myself for it. I happened to get 3LB while rolling for Ayabe Guts (didn't get a single copy) and I was desperate for another speed card. Haven't used it since MANT ended.
>>3147502this is what neighas kept over exaggerating that i am so tired of it. you don't need to check every 50 minutes like, what the fuck? tps dont grow to 30 within 50 minutes they restore by 1 every 10 minutes. finally a fucking post that gets it.
>>3147492>just do 6 fan runs (plus ace runs)!>>3147501>just do 5 ace runs and come back for 2 more fan runs>so that I can get $1 of currency this month!If I play the game for two hours and it didn't make enough fans for your spreadsheet or whatever, I'm "not really playing the game" unless I also set up more chores to do throughout the day. How about if you buy a 7500 carat pack and leave me alone for a year.
>>3147510My manager has placed me in the "passive" social group and I can tell because he praises me for every little thing. Damn I wish I never learned how managers work
>>3147501>do 5 ace runs>glue 5ftfy
>>3147519>while rolling for Ayabe Guts
>>3147506I am now interested in Neo Universe
>>3147519I use my NTR when training Tama since she can take it. But yeah other than that she's just not very good and kinda hard to use. Oh well.
>>3147521bro you're replying to seamonkeys. a 7500 carat pack is more than a years salary for them
>>3147517Nobody except the multiple people that refuse to join A clubs and wait for Oy Neigh to give them a spot or go to a /vg/ club
>>3147527Well maybe they should work harder!
>>3147527alright bro its like a week, calm down
>>3146975>>3147502Didn't see this post until you mentioned it but >You don't need to check the game every 50 minutes. >Just set up an auto, let it run, and then set up another one when you're back from whatever you're doing. >You could even check your auto every 4 to 5 hours. There's absolutely no need to check every 50 minutes.This is literally it. This even answers neighas bullshit that you need to use carats to contribute. Again literally just this.
>>3147519If it's any comfort, I did the same thing
clubrankposting is brown by nature
>>3147519I did the same thing since it was either that or flatlining through MANT I should've flatlined but I've used it a few times during GL when I'm on a career that's heavy on fan gains.
You don't use your carats for parent runs? what the fuck do your parents even look like?
please let me keep being a lazy faggot please stop using logic and reason
>>3147494Yeah this. The club ranking should mirror your own playstyle, and you join based on your willingness to contribute. But no, what happens is EVERYONE wants to join the top dog clubs for maximum gibs and from there, half of them actually do their part while the other half goes "hehe thanks for the money suckers *seiun.jpg*".
>>3147537Panrets?
>>3147528if you keep bringing it up and nothing changes it's because nobody cares
>>3147547The people that care leave/left/don't join the clubs here
>>3147517Thank you for writing this out so I didn't have to.
>>3147494>>3147542>The club ranking should mirror your own playstyle, and you join based on your willingness to contribute.I joined a comfy casual club, but then people like whom I'm bitching about started changing the club and demanding more, and it wasn't a comfy casual club anymore despite claiming to be. I left and joined a new club. Frankly I make enough fans to be in all but a S rank quota club but I can't abide by you people telling me how much to play and a faggot danchou reminding people to play more, and I don't want your kind to ruin my new home too.
>>3147552Post how many fans you got last month
>>3147522most managers don't do that tho? cherish it
What's so hard about playing the game?
>>3147519I used a crystal to 3LB neicha for 10RB thinking that I could have an advantage wti a stronger wit card over other players who stuck with marveytachyon wit during MANT. But during the recent free pull she spook me to MLB so it's fine in the end
brown hours post bighead instead
>>3147551yeppers would never say that
>>3147558>>3147521
>>3147517>BUT YOU CAN BUY IT WITH CARATS AND BE AT A POSITIVEThis is, frankly, a lie, maybe its true when double rewards are active, but not right now
>>3147508>>3147520>>3147532This is pretty much my daily routine.If I'm going out or have work, I set up one auto run before leaving (1). During my lunch, I quickly check on it, skip buying skills since I only need the fans for the titles and affection points, and set up another one (2) before going back to work or finishing my meal. Once I'm home, I set up a third one (3), then do the last one (4) if I'm still awake or remember to.When I'm playing vidya, I just start auto run before playing then another one whenever I remember I had one running. I usually end up checking within 4 hours anyway, since I need to take breaks here and there, unless I'm really enjoying the game.I don't even see it as a "job" and never felt like one tbhonest.
>>3147565have you considered playing the game and not just doing fan runs
>>3147519Why would you do that, everyone said NTR dies after MANT
hi hi hi der/v/ is recruiting! 2 whole slots this month! come join and control the threads from the shadows!
>>3147568What's the quota
>>3147555Not doxxing myself that easily.
>>3147566I do that during league selection or when I'm reading stories. I've already gone through the career stories for the umas I pulled after I pulled them.
>>3147537>BWOO YOU SHOULD SPEND CARATS SO YOU GET SOME MORE CARATS BWO! YOU CAN BRING IN A FRIEND AND YOU'LL GET EVEN MORE CARATS IF HE SPENDS CARATS TOO BWO!are clubs just a pyramid scheme?
>>3147569at least 1 episode of gundam a day, preferably more
>>3147569Be online and trade shoes, cheeky sash is fine if you post pic related but don't overdo it
>>3147570Another leech larping as a high fan earner
i'll let the browns do the labor like always
>>3147568Nuh uh. Go fuck yourself.
>>3147576>>3147577No push for A+?
Really funny how the post explicitly saying you don't need to refill and don't need to check every 50 minutes to do fan runs is being actively ignored
>>3147560Brown hours?
>>3147582But you do
>>3147582Parent runs don't provide fansAce runs provide even less
>>3147582Neigha every single person complaining about quotas is a leech scared that they'll lose carats by being banished to a B club. Setting up a fan run when you wake up and before bed is already more than enough
>>3147560>>3147585B A S E DASED
Wonder when we'll go back to the era of funny clubposting instead of mindless seething about club ranks.Man unironically if people just did 1 fan run or looped parents a day that would solve 99% of the problems with recruiting and rank discourse
>This discussionHaha 1.2M more fans to Oy Neigh ahahaha.Glory to danchou and his flat chested wife.
This is nice and all, but it is baffling that it wasn't already a thing from launch.
>>3147591Unironically it's because times changes, meta changes, and the game is becoming more unforgiving as the time passes. We might even get a time where we'll stay on Open Grade because of whales becoming too powerful inside graded.
>>3147591it's always the same 3 or so guys derailing any and all club talk to that shit, no one can be that desperate for 3 pulls, it's just shitpostingbest you can do is ignore it and post funny shit
>>3147591when they stop getting replies
This but unironically
>>3147581No need to
>>3147591>Man unironically if people just did 1 fan run or looped parents a day that would solve 99% of the problems with recruiting and rank discourseLiterally this.
>>3147595>We might even get a time where we'll stay on Open GradeMaking gimped Uma actually fucking sucks.
>>3147591but dude if you care about fans then you are le brown
>>3147593
>>3147595>implying every other anon isn't a fat dirty whale
>everyone in club starts doing 1 fan run per day>people doing more than 1 fan run call them leeches.>we need to set a higher quota to attract more people (who don't know /vm/ exists)>leeches get kicked.>people doing 2 fan runs are the new leeches.>we need to set a higher quota to attract more people (who don't know /vm/ exists)
it is their nature to fight over scraps
>>3147565Based
>>3147596>no one can be that desperate for 3 pullsThis discussion, however, isn't about the Carats or the 3 pulls, or about how we should be aiming for A+. Please stop making assumptions when you haven't read the thread.It's about how our A rank clubs are sheltering members who would be perfectly fine in B rank clubs. But because they're staying in A rank clubs, no one wants to fill the remaining slots in our lower ranked clubs. And potential new members who aren't in any of our clubs yet definitely aren't going out of their way to join a B rank club here.
>>3147560How about this?
>>3147619SEEEEEXXX
>>3147618so it's even MORE of a nothingburger than 3 pulls, incredible
>>3147587? Parents need to run G1's, so at least 20 G1's is about 600k fans...? 2 parent runs = 1 fan run.
Cheer Halo is an absolute menace, but is she strong enough to beat the massive paceblob we'll inevitably have in the stakes?
See you next week, suckers.
>>3147591The truth is, times have changed and some people have refused to accept it. When half of our clubs were A+ it's because it was the era of HEROES where someone could reasonably solo carry a club all the way to A+ rank, with auto career and competitive global that's just not the case anymore. Oy neigh always has interest, demand and a queue of trainers wanting to join in because it's A+. Yeah its a measly 3 pulls but ultimately it adds up every month, its a tenner every 3 months, it's relatively easy to find an A+ instead of an A. It just makes sense why A ranks struggle with recruits. There's only two things you can do>Refuse to change and not get recruits>Adapt and get recruitsBoth are fine but you can't have both sadly, the game has changed.
>>3147581We could honestly, we have the power for it. We are just comfymaxxing
>>3147618We value loyalty here, anon, loyalty to the club, no matter how crummy
Yep, yep. Another week done.
>>3147623I don't think it's a nothingburger, unless you're implying that our lower ranked clubs can just rot in hell. Which would go against the main reason we're not creating new clubs in the first place, it would only make it even harder to fill the remaining slots in our lower ranked clubs.
>>3147626Not a chance. It's HER moment now.
>>3147636lol, lmao even
this is still the best post I've seen in this thread
>>3147636Why did you post a picture of nothing cuddling nothing plushies?
>>3147636There's a non-zero chance of a 4th crown for THE BEAST by the way
>>3147626Things I would like to happen never happen so it'll be another Taiki reign.
>>3147638I cannot really like this post because if it's real I cannot help but feel bad about anon. I hope he's doing ok.
>>3147642I lost to about half of the cheer halos I've encountered but I haven't lost to a single camping taiki. And I saw a few who were UF1-UF3
>>3147619Needs pincersWe must go crabbier
>>3147623NTA but damn you really did join this topic without reading back the thread kudos fof at least not denying it
>>3147644those are always just made up bs
>>3147644there comes a point where the ridiculousness of the situation overshadows any empathy you might have for the involved
>>3147641>21st stakes: pace og>22nd stakes: front xog>23rd stakes: pace xog>24th stakes: front xogLooking good?
>>3147647Well I lost to more camping Taikis than Cheer Halos. I'll be cheering (heh) for Halo in the stakes but I fear the worst.
>>3147652THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHINGOGURI CAP!!
>>3147627>>3147632>being held back by my garbage sprintoids
>>3147631NTA, and look i get that but its hard to have loyalty for a nation that I've never belonged to.I've been trying to get recruited for the past 3 or 4 months (I will admit I'm a transplant, but I've assimilated to the culture) but I straight up do not want to take a pay cut. It's a bit frustrating >its 3 carats vro who caresMan I care, its 4 tenners a year for doing nothing and a status symbol.
>>3147639It's an allegory for the breakdown of the monarchical system. In the future, the sovereigns of this once bright and pure nation will be decided via fan farming and qualitative data optimization algorithms instead of primitive concepts such as '/v/ictory', 'glory' or 'quality'.
>>3147560What is Biwa's stance on the United Fruit Company and their der/v/inian behavior in South America?
You laugh now, but /v/agabond may make it to A soon
>>3147652She saved the sport, she deserves it.
>>3147658Anon I HAVE warned you that our clubs are more casual than /uma/
>>3147662That makes me happy, always rooted for them
>>3147649It's absurd how sexy Uma who cover their ears are when they go commando.
>>3147667
>>3147662so proud of youse hun
I just don't want us to drop from A, A+ are like 4 extra rolls
>>3147664Thats why I'm still in mine, despite not posting there anymore. It just really sucks. That at least for me my attempts at being picked up boil down to "you're 20th in line for oy neigh, hope you get lucky". I can't force you guys to change, hell. I could do most of the heavy lifting, but its a team effort you know what i mean? Its not something I can do alone.>why don't you take a risk anon/v/mapyoi is full and none of the other ones realistically care to push from what ive heard.
>>3147657Well then improve them.
>>3147677>remaking TT aces a month before new scenario
machan was supposed to save sprintslop but I haven't seen a single front runner win yet
>>3147673der/v/ is higher than /v/mapyoi right now, you could take a chance
MANT and its long term consequences can truly never be overstated
>>3147673I suppose der/v/ could get to A+ rank if we really started to push, we have been consistently in A for months on end and did get clones a few times
>>3147681machan is stronger as a pace than a front for this tracknot as strong as oguri or camping taiki or cheer halo though
>monthly sr ticketsFUCKKKK YOUUUUU
>>3147682damn, it doesn't sound like its looking good for them
>>3147685der/v/ has clones?
>>3147689You heard nothing
WHICH ONE IS WHICH AIIIEEEEE
>>3147692kill marry
Could Oy neigh make it to S?
>>3147695HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA...no
>>3147680You can remake your entire sprint team in less than a day with autos.
>>3147694I would have said "kill" a month ago but training Bamboo for this CM softened me up on her. She's strong and I like her yelling when she wins.
>>3147692sex marry
>>3147692kill kill
>>3147695Maybe for one month just to prove ourselves but not as a sustainable effort over time
Do I>update my tt roster (realistically just long now, because i'm still using ss umas from mant)>read a career for an uma i've never played before (everyone up to tickezo)Pic related for the second option.
starASTERstarGODS WILL make it to A
>>3147704both
>>3147695Could? Ehhh. It made it just before the top 100 before but it takes way too much active effort.
>>3147705Lmao
>>3147687I got two natie guts SRs...
>>3147623I just find it funny how this reply heavily implies it's someone from an A rank club, most probably someone that does the bare minimum >no empathy for our B+ clubs>don't want to aim for A+ for measly 3 pulls
>>3147705Maybe if we stopped the count right now.
I can't listen to Mayano song in the lobby without thinking about those Gang Beast edits
>>3147695If we did it during a short month like february and everyone was on board, we could. I don't think it'd be enjoyable though, and it'd only be a one time thing just to set a new record
>>3147695The crabs are watching...
>>3147715HASHITTE MOTTO KIRAMEITE
>>3147707Okay. Who should the lucky uma be, then?
>7th in zen nippon with 450 speed>instant glueI LOVE BRICKEY
>>3147682>>3147685I've always liked DER/VUM/ and its club gimmick but we run into the same problem, its an A club that sometimes pushes to A+. Not an A+. I understand and respect the decision to comfymaxx like they said ITT, and I too understand that no quotas is part of the founding ethos of the clubs here so I'll respect that, but then. You must understand why me and others simply don't wanna take paycuts. I'll just wait for oy neigh.
>>3147718no we're not
>>3147726t-thanks...
does a debuffer need dirt aptitude?
>>3147727Well...remember to get up early next month
>>3147727I was also aiming for them this month but someone have applied BEFORE the club reset so I had no chances
>>3147730nyes
if oy neigh was based they would invite this guy just to dox him so he fucks off with his daily club ranking screeching
>>3147739Why do we need to do that?
>>3147739Their danchou is far too kind to do that
>>3147730Yeah, around dirt D or so
>>3147739we're not der/v/
>>3147741you're the only top club whose danchou doesn't do random stupid shit, fix yourselves
>>3147746/v/mapyoi leadership is p based.
>>3147739the least brown anon
>>3147713>>no empathy for our B+ clubswhy is this an issue? it's not my problem, they don't need my aid, I'm sure they don't even care about being in that tierlike what is this, Africa? why do they need MY help specifically?It's pretty clear that nobody involved in this discussion is a danchou, but I am, and it's just really funny to look at this whole rethoric logically. Those players have been together for months, helping each other out with aces and such, and now I have to kick a bunch of them arbitrarily just because... another club can't fill up? If I kicked them, I would lose third rates to help out and in return I would have a club that's half-full with no consistent way to refill, now quickly dropping down to B+It's just doesn't make sense unless you look at your members like nothing more than numbers on a spreadsheet
Okay my team so far is Hokko and Rickey,but I can't decide on a thirdIs Yeppers or Digitan better?
>>3147755yeppers
>>3147755Digitan is one of the best umas this CMYeppers... is in the soup!
I was out all day what did I miss? Please tell me it's not all club drama that drives people away
>>3147758>is in the soup!wtf were they thinking?
>>3147754>>no empathy for our B+ clubs>why is this an issue? it's not my problem, Then don't come off running your mouth trying to control shit when it isn't even your problem and you didn't even read the thread but still yapped off cluelessly.
>>3147760a lot of people don't like the localization but I think yeppers is very cute
Tbh, I feel like many of the anons that just want an A+ are pretty reasonable. Its about 3 million a day which is straight up just borrows and one fan run. It's a bit pointless to argue about it because leadership is stubborn, but i get it.
>>3147761I'm just explaining why clubs will never do what you want them to
>>3147759Nothing, just A-A+ discourse. Not really any drama
You should donate fans to poor starving dacchis in B+ clubs. For just a meager million fans a day you can help a B club make the leap to B+ so their anons don't have to play the game. Please consider donating.
>>3147759Now there's a bit of drama courtesy of the usual angry anons, but honestly some of this conversation was necessary. What does our BEEma club ecosystem needs to thrive? I think it was way more productive than other times where we just called each other leeches and browns
>>3147765if you're that starved for gibs go to the other place. expecting 30 people to change for you is retarded
reminder that clubs dont interact in any way in the gamereminder that the difference between A and A+ is 450 caratsreminder that this discourse happens around the same timeframe every time
>>3147727Oy neigh rarely has open spots because we have one of the longest inactivity limits (7 days), and there's no fan quota. So unless you're fine with waiting several months to get in, I'd really recommend joining our other clubs. They're all wonderful, and der/v/ in particular is my favorite club aside from my own.
>>3147764The "LOL what even in the soup is meaning?" faggots are clearly ESLs that think they're above their station. Idioms are great at exposing jeets.
Okay so the person who flew the private plane was a 19 years old who got her license in high school
>>3147761ywnbad
>>3147768>>3147772I understand, necessary conversation that was needed, I'm glad it was civil. Did anything get settled or decided?
>>3147778Nigga you had never heard the term before this game.
i'm souping inside yeppers with no protection
>>3147783I ain't ever heard of "fax no printer" either but that doesn't mean the game invented it
I'm in the cum soup
>>3147780got her license in high school, from an elective where she flew a flight simulator.And I guess she was never taught not to fly straight into a storm cell
>>3147786I didn't say the game invented it, I said you hadn't heard some old ass slang from seven hundred years ago before this game.
>>3147778I'm esl and I get it perfectlySopa de yeppers uma delicia
>>3147775Damn driving everyone to the other board when we are starving in isolation is kinda hard to see. But I guess I'm part of the problem
>3147778your mom is slurping on my cum soup
>>3147783Yes I have because I'm white Ranjesh. I've heard dog and pony show and chew the fat too. You're really nailing your colors to this mast for some reason.
>>3147780As someone poetically summarised on /v/, rapeable. What a shame.Umamusume
>I'm white Ranjesh
>>3147783it's just "in hot water" but soup, not really that weird
>>3147801I’m as white as the day is long but if your best retort is ‘you’re Indian!’ You aren’t worth arguing with further.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE AT SOUP
>>3147806But why Yeppers is in hot water? Would she not just get out?
>>3147806I was able to infer the meaning, doesn't mean I've heard it before and there were plenty of anons commenting the same the first time she dropped it.
>>3147789rich people are dumb as fuck, should have done a 360 and walk away from the plane if they saw a woman as a pilot
>>3147809why would you get out of hot springs? are you gay?
>>3147809no because a hot bath is great
>I'm a socially inept shut-in encountering a new phrase>is it simply an idiom I've never heard before?>or is it nonsensical woke trannyslation that should be mocked incessantly?
>>3147777I think I'll just wait rival-san.While I was born in the other land, my loyalty lies to the crown of the queen of /v/ma. My current club from the shadow lands is straight up higher than oy neigh, I dont necessarily want to jump upwards in terms of pure rank, I just want to be in the same place carat wise. Surely you must understand.
>>3147811>rich people are dumb as fuckI wish Sam Fagman could die in a similarly retarded way, his bullshit now about how nobody should have RAM and only his datacenters made me froth with rage
FACTSNo one waifus Yeppers
>>3147800Those tires the umas drag are used on a vehicle to move your mom cause she's so fat
>>3147817der/v/ decided to go to A+ would you join?
>>3147816>>or is it nonsensical woke trannyslation that should be mocked incessantly?Where has anyone said that about in the soup?
>>3147819unfortunately they have much bigger private plane to fly their kids to private schools
>>3147820hi im no one btw
>>3147824I'm surprised not a single schizo American (surplus of them) can get within killing distance of him
>>3147820
The way the brownoid faggot is seething and trying to defend the bad translation is funny. You can clearly see he's brown and is pretending to be White kek
>>3147822Dependa, my thing is there's a very big difference in "we will be the 2nd A+" and "we will push for A+ this month and then next 6 months we will be comfy in the 900s". Im not expecting a whole club to accommodate ME. I'm just explaining why I'd rather wait for oy neigh.
>>3147825Outis...
>>3147833I just wanted to know, I'll ask in the club right now
>>3147820This contrarian hellhole has talked more about yepping yeppers in her yephole more than any other place I've seen
>>3147777I wuv you danchou but we've got a couple of people who have been doing nothing for monthsalso checked
>>3147832Denounce Vishnu and tell us your favorite cut of beef.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmqx9OfNcGAForgive me...That's why I benched you, honey.I just couldn't watch you lose.No...That's not true.You also said...you WANTED to race.The truth is, I hated you.I wanted you out of the team.I wanted my winrate back!
browns aside, where the fuck is grandmasters ? first few days of december ?
>>3147833So while you wait are you just going to be clubless?
>>3147842GL will continue until morale improves
>>3147837>Ear Covers stayin' on during baby-makin!That didn't age well
>>3147839FUCK, CURSE AND RAPE VISHNUPicanhaNot that anon BTW, i just wanted to say that
>>3147839all pagans gods are demons, I piss in all those fake religions "gods" mouth, vishnu or whatever the fuck you want, not because you told me to, but because I’m happy to call out those fake-ass demons.
>performative whitenessYou're spiritually black
>>3147848That reminds me I really need to play SMTV
I finished Round 1 32/40 but I really didn't like how random the races were.
>>3147847>FUCK, CURSE AND RAPE VISHNUbased, but maybe don't, they look like shit, stick to raping Nishino or something
>>3147842Cygames heard that global was unhappy about being forced to pay scenario taxes so GL is being extended indefinitely to address this issue.
When can I start raping people with this monster?
>>3147849You've actually caught me at a very Chinese time in my life
>>3147843I'm in a club from >there
>>3147857this is what danchou said when he showed me his cock
>>3147858What's your playlist?
>>3147842>First part of the anni event ends on the 2nd of DecemberIt's a mystery! CB literally comes on my birthday so I shall be enjoying a hefty amount of birthday sex
>>3147789How do you get your license from a simulator?
I don't get why being brown is being used as an insultI get to eat great food every day
>>3147857CM23
>>3147857First GM CM will be medium 2000m. The issue is the CM will most likely start almost immediately after GM drops so pre-building is fucked.
>>3147859Which one? Just curious.
>>3147872I'd rather not say since I know drama trannies camp this (and specially that) thread like hawks. And anything I say will be used to shitpost that wasteland to death.
has any of our drawfriends made us of the new zoom function, you can see the earrings more clearly now
curious that it's always people wanting to leave /vg/ clubs for our clubs but never the other way around
>>3147876the umamusume model viewer already existed
>>3147878>clubmate changes the /uma/ on his profile to a /v/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxVh7T41GAI
>>3147875Mambwo...
>>3147879oh I'm not a drawfag so I didn't know, just trying to help
>>3147883Not mambo.
I'm re heating fish in the office microwave right nowUmas for this feel?
>>3147876I'm used to drawing chrono, but I didn't know her ear accessory had pink gems in it. Good to know
>>3147883
>>3147869Who hates browns the most? Other browns. It's that simple.
I DEMOTED
>>3147890Bro what the fuck
>>3147894
>>3147890I'm calling HR
>>3147875n-no
>>3147890
>>3147894Not looking good!
>>3147875based
>>3147890Shinko Windy, because you are EEVIL
Really don't like how random this CM is.
>>3147900which uma would Gordon Freeman train?
>>3147906Hishi Amazon
>>3147895>>3147898>>3147900There was no one around so I closed the door to the other room and opened a window. Hopefully that will minimize the impact. I just thought it was funny that I was doing one of the most subhuman things on earth
>Magic isn't realBros...
>>3147892
>>3147887So if its not mambo what is it?
Which club has the most people who talk in club chat?
>>3147910Magic isn't real, illusions and stage performance are shows of skills and experience for entertainment
I think danchous should start kicking flatliners and let them create their own comfy A club/s if they hate the idea of merely 3 more pulls that much.
>>3147913Der/v/ chat is quite active and nice
>>3147915Here is a better solution. Danchous should start botting so everyone else can take it easy
>>3147915Shut the FUCK up doto
>>3147915I like my flatliners thought. Dan C. Hode
>>3147917my wife
>>3147921You can't marry children, what are you? muslim?
>>3147921Gold digger
>>3147912See what I mean? I know how they think. Drama trannies are eager for shitpost material to go there, shitpost more, and inevitably that shitposting trickles down here when you get people fleeing from the shitposting. Im not telling you nor am I replying to this topic anymore.
>>3147847>Picaña Incredibly based.
>>3147669Delete this
>>3147922they are horses. they are all under 10
why should i pull meta cards if my fast learner run just gave me an S+ rating
>>3147924>actually reasonable anon>in my /v/maYoure supposed to have a neigha moment
>>31479283, they're 3 when they race
>>3147924nice, thank you
>>3147079>>3147112I just find it unbelievable that there were no casualties on the ground when the plane crashed while going 300mph what a miracle
Windy!
>>3147929You won't get better rank without better cards
>>3147915ThisWe need a club merge
>>3147910>How do you think she acquired those engineering skills? Through magic, of course.
>>3147913I joined /v/agabond to yap and I was not disappointed.
>>3147932Look at those fat fuckin tree trunks
>>3147910
Digi-tan is so cute
>>3147913I have no idea how you people manage to put up with that dogshit naughty word system when you can just chat here
>>3147950I do both
Seriously though Kingu's dad is smoking hot
>>3147917Soon
>>3147915we have like two total flatlines in our crew but there's not really a good reason to yeet em when we're not full anyway.
>>3147948>that angle on the right my neurons are sparking
>>3147817Feel free to follow me (329517562957). It's the same arrangement I offer to anons who want to secure a spot before the monthly reset. I'll follow you back and if we ever end up having an open spot, I'll invite you right away. Do keep an eye on der/v/ and our other clubs in the meantime.
>>3147931
>>3147948sniffffffff
>>3147957this is a myth btw
>>3147913ButtSweat
>>3147959in reality... black men can't be reasonable...
this isn't a shill post but what's up with this? is it any good? looks vivecoded as fuck, but that's most independent websites nowadays
feels good that Spe's blood is still going strong today
>finished my DD2 playthroughBlastbros...
>>3147968Now go back to darkest dungeon 1.
>>3147964I dunno, one of my classmates was a black girl, one of like seven in the entire eastern euro country but I digress, and she is pretty reasonableHad a class reunion like two weeks ago
>>3147965sir, another haku ripoff has hit the cms
>>3147968I have not bought the DLC yet
>>3147965HOW MANY RIP OFF SIMULATORS DO WE HAVE?
>>3147966THE 4CHAN UMAS
>>3147948Nips are posting all sort of interesting screenshots with the new feature
>>3147968Now do it again but with all the enemy mods in hard mode
>>3147970i was talking about black men tho
>>3147915Whatever my rival and top earner asks shall be done
>>3147966spe's bloodline is strong as fuck todayevery single weekend two or three spe-lings win a race minimum
>>3147978man why are all my pawns retarded
>>3147972I highly recommend it. The DLC area is my favorite part of Dragon's Dogma out of all games. If they keep up that quality for DD3 it might become my favorite game of all time.>>3147978ah rock, my favorite mage spell.I might look into modding but not yet. I've had my fill with the game for now.
is oy neigh specifically looking for club drama refugees?
>>3147977I need FujinI need FujinI need FujinDamn cow
How are we feeling for round 2?
>>3147986what drama
>>3147989I'll get RAPED and BETRAYED by Cheer Halo, but other than that I expect 4-1s and 5-0s
>>3147989i'm making EVERYONE's lives miserable and i LIKE it
>>3147965Probably. Claude is shitting out a new one every couple of days.
>>3147989pretty good. cheer halo as end is killing it
>>3147986other way around
>Check on the midterm>An anon joined every room with a debufferWhat the FUCK
>>3147981I was doing research on Japans other horse industries if any (there are) but I came across a research paper from late 2000s where it was researching Thoroughbred stud usage and how much it went from the thousands in the 80s to low 100s by late 2000s. I have it on fav to read later but basically Japan really narrowed down its stud usage for better or worse.
>>3147966How will Danon Deciles mid race shits be adapted for his Uma counterpart?
>>3147989Tbh, im not super confident, I'd personally like a few sprint rooms to test my ace substitutions
>>3147998Protest vote.
>>3147989My Ulala is doing all the carrying. Just need to believe
>>3147998Based third party vooooter
>>3147998The rebooblicans are behind false flag attacks right now.
>>3147989king and taishin eat my whole ass but other than that, yeah whatever A finalsnuke chukyo 1200
>>314798975% overall wr for r1 but I’ve been jobbing consistently to well built ends, I’m just hoping I don’t run into too many chalos in r2
>>3147998You would be surprised how deep the pockets of the RNC are anon-kun....grass wonder is a compromised candidate and on rebooblican payroll.
>>3148004We're all gonna make it, anon.
>>3148011Why corruption so tolerated in /v/ma politics?
>>3148014The demonflats are the real corrupt ones, they want to STEAL YOUR MILK, they want to MANDATE BREAST REDUCTION SURGERIES, they want to MANDATE SPORT BRAS. Real cow lovers are the only ones who care about this country.
>>3147984There are hints for a second DLC,
>>3147990people are constantly leaving /vg/ clubs because of drama
Brickey experts, chinamen, and cultivation seniors, is this looking good enough or nah? Feels so weird to not use Kitasan for once
>>314798980% winrate but I have no idea if that is good or bad come round 2
>>3148022Yeah you might want to ditch Teio for Brickbon
>>3148020They better not keep radio silent and shadowdrop it two years later if that's true.
>>3148022You need wit barbin for prof + concentration.
>>3148019desu we use to tell girl beginner riders to wear double sports bras til they got use to riding horses.
>>3148022>pacesloppermandate of heaven revoked before you ever received it
>>314798970%, maybe my Oguri stops getting mood diffed and starts pulling her weight
>>3148025>>3148027No...
>>3148028>Demonflat tranny scared of bouncingLike fucking clockwork, your entire party needs to be wiped out
>>3148013I believe!
>>3148033>rebooblitard can't readSHOCKING
>>3148032brickey gets infinity wit anyway doesnt matter too much+you get snowy days hint potentially
>>3148032Kita when I put it in her pucker for the first time
Very interesting how the latest DEMONFLAT administration with Nishino the 15th gave us nothing but a massive xogslop outbreak that killed billions. Curious indeed
>>3147998I never understood how those races work, the Rebooblicans are also restricting too many objective titty monsters
>>3148040Insultingly big
>>3148026I hope so. There's also an enemy we haven't seen before in one of the background pictures, the one on the left.
>>3148041Quality > quantity
>>3148041Its simple you can either>Run a candidate you want to win>False flag or ruin it for the ones you don't want to winDuring the first mid terms, rebooblicans just filled the lobby of demoflats with E Mcqueens.
>>3148042t. Silence Suzuka
>>3148046I am protest vooting third party, there's no reason Barbin won't be allowed to the RNC.
>>3148049The clanker is not a real cow
>>3148047Man I wish, I wouldn't have to spend money on gas
>>3148050She's huge man, same with Dia and Ines Fujin, they are all objectively Titty monsters
What "just autorun fans" niggers forget is that people actually play the fucking game. For example I like Machan, I mutate her for very CM. However she's a sprinter and doesn't get shit for fans. Assuming I don't glue a single run (LOL) I at most get 200k fans per career. So I'm 150TP in for the day with 1m fans max assuming.
>>3147966Who is next to Spe?
Seiun is pretty small
>>3148055I mutated Urara and I'm 190m earner
The best breasts belong to my wife Maruzensky. This race is a sham and does nothing for us simple common folk who just love our trainees.
>>3147969man that was such a good game, there's nothing like ithow the hell did they mess up so hard for the sequel? there's not even a darkest dungeon in it
I think Grass Wonder should dissolve the senate and name herself Shogun of Umerica. Enough with this Reooblican/Demoflat bickering!
Stupid fucking nigger game
Grass Wonder, the greatest queen of /v/ma, only made it into power thanks to help from rebooblican MaruzenskyWake up sheeple, they're 2 wings of the same bird
Is it normal for my phat figgie to be hard to fit into the base? the protruding stands don't seem to line up well on the feet
>>3148054>B:86The radical left wants you to settle for low yield. We believe in abundance. We BELIEVE in traditional and undisputed proportions. WE don't want these micro-sized, budget-cut, austerity measures being pushed on us by out-of-touch coastal elites who wouldn't know a real farm-fresh, premium-grade pasture queen if she walked right up and knocked em over. I say it loud, and I say it proud I don't want a calf! Give me a real COW!
this rebooblicans shill won me over
>>3148066A skill issue is what I've been told. Personally I believe Light Whorello should be raped and beheaded.
>>3148058Genuinely how? I did 100m last month despite the mutating. I loop during half TP but I only get 700k max per loop. I don't do fan runs, that's cuck shit and if you do that you would be genuinely better off just buying carats.
Doing this to Hokko
>>3148070This neigha gets it WE dont want Rebooblicans In Name Only
>>3148040>boob pouch
>>3148055But you need to have good parents to mutate
>>3148071Hottest uma in the game
>>3148071zased
>>3148075My parent runs are basically fan runs. I gamble off the 600 speed 600 stam and 600 power for 3 star, and because I'm collecting titles and casual outfits.
>>3148061Lots of indie devs are convinced that when they make a sequel, it needs to be drastically different from from previous games or they're creative hacks. It doesn't help that a vocal part of gamers think game deving should be this way too.Ignoring trannies trying to ruin western gaming, never have I been more dubious of when remakes or sequels come out for games including triple A. Just do the same fucking game with little to moderate improvements. They could've did this with with Code Vein 2 but they went super whacky with ideas instead.
>>3148059>Enlightened apolitical centrists when Demonflats take power
I want to run for governor of Tomakomai and then import infinite jeets to watch Hokko despair
>>3148071>B: 86HOW????She's not a real titty monster?
>>3148088Cow in name only
If you do manual URA fan runs, you get to stare at this for 18-20 minutes!
>>3148088She lied about her 3 sizes
Only an ugly woman needs large breasts to make herself desirable. The hottest ones don't need such things.
>>3148094Obviously she does cause she's not desirable
>>3148094>doesn't post a woman but a child
>>3148086this show was so shit after the timeskipglad season 2 is ten times better
>jack off to daiwa and then to suzuka
I can't join the Rebooblicans in good faith because the only massive pair of titties I'm interested in is Rulership.
>>3148069ok I got it in, it just takes way more precision than I thought, I feared breaking the feet or prongs
>>3148100>Putting Daiwa first Rebooblicans really resort to the dirtiest psychological warfare around
>>3148094I'm sorry but the proportions are so off in this pic they're triggering my autism
How do the political races work? where are the rooms? I think I missed them
>>3148088
>>3148107BACKREAD NEIGHA BACKREAD
>>3148100Based.
>>3148093>>3148108Why would she do that? She's clearly bigger.
i would marry any uma irregardless of her sizes, it's unbelievable how they mog 3dpds in every aspect
>>3148110where is the post? I'll read it
>>3148108Want to watch Hokko and ZRR recreate this with Suzuka
>>3148112It's not seen as attractive for an idol to be a cow.
>>3148112Hard to be seen as a sweet innocent idol when I have big monster tits
My wife is medium but her art is off-model, I enjoy the best of both worlds, fuck American politics
>>3148114>>3146611
What went wrong?
>>3148122
>>3148068bird?
>>3148122She was injured
>Independent Trainer SS+ Cheer Halo almost beat me
>>3148123>forever brown
i hate off model
>>3148127That might have been mine
>>3148122I actually still feel pretty bummed about his loss, why didn't he spurt? Why did he run so bad?I genuinely felt terrible after the race :((
>>3148123>colored palmsSurprised
>>3148129she's on model tho
>>3148132Because he's a fraud
>>3147681my triple pace team has lost to frontrunner machan oncehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=XEXUE7ccFbFv-GiO5X1Z9PAn
>>3148130It's not in a /v/ma club
Anyone got that drawing of still in love saying "no bigger than this!!" while pointing at her chest?
>>3148132Prob wasn't feeling like racing
hokko on my cocko
Give me dirt or sprint rooms please, I need to test shit
>>3148140nyoo...
>>3148132He's getting older and just doesn't seem to want to give it his all anymore. The previous G1 was a mickey mouse cup and even the trainer said he wasn't happy with the performance. Didn't seem like he improved in training between the races.
>>3148132Mightave raced with an injury or didn't feel like it but need more info.
>>3148149>merrytaku holidayos
>>3148132He gambled with angling as a pace
>>3148152Have they said anything yet?
>>3148152Judging by the stats I think he got rushed and burned out his stamina too early
Here's your on-model still bro
>>3148146ZAMN
>>3148112Its hard to create an image of a pure idol when your body betrays you
>>3148132Too many donuts.
>>3148162If Falco has a pure body and Curren has a devilish body, then what does Hokko have?
I hate offmodel arts when they get the ears wrong
>>3147866there are 10 days of daily gibs from anniversary part 1 (10 day countdown), it's gonna be december 1st, they better announce stuff ahead of time instead of being like on November 30th>surprise Grandmasters + ramonu tomorrow!
>>3148162Glad she eventually changed her mind
>>3148158>Yanko is a witlet
idk if you noticed but we have a new Helios ritualposter that also spams her when near image limit
>>3148166Tomakomai
>>3148157Lol if they raced with a known injury that would cause Reputation damage. Basically I want to see the entirely of what happened when the vet looked at Forever Young in the middle of the parade circle. I'm pissed regardless the announcers said nothing too because that would've affected betting.
>>3148166Perfect
>>3148164Golden Tempo and his cookies...
>>3148177>>3148135>>3148162>>3148170Hocow...
>Yanko would have won zero races in the US if sovereignty wasn’t so injury prone
>>3148181The best ability is availability
>>3148181Funny how this is likely true
Forever Young's legacy is permanently tainted right?
>No pink inspiration>Night owl>Slow Metabolism>Missed a skill points songI'm creating some of the stickiest glue known to umakind
>>3148181The one truly exceptional thing about FY is being so damn sturdy. Most racehorses tend to get injured at some point and then there's FY traveling all around the planet without a single injury.
>>3148187>>3148187>>3148187Flats vs Cows OP
>>3148181Sovereignty was three last year, and Yanko still had some fire in him. I don't think the outcome would have been different
>>3148186No? Are you stupid?
>>3148181Sovereignty was ducking Yanko
>>3148197giwtwm
>>3148190That's a rare smut OP
Sovereignty is the Logan Paul of horses. Waiting until the big name is old and washed and then acting like they did something by beating them.
>>3148186what legacy? nobody cares about dirtsloppa in the first place
>>3148056pretty sure that's cesario
Go collect your schizo from /vg/
>>3148217Whomst've?
>>3148084what schedule do you even run, I'm at 500k per parent run while fan runs are like 1.2M
>>3148175double paizuri with these two...
>>3148243With what boobs?
>Scrolling through twitter timeline for uma fan art>All of a sudden there's a dude writing some fan fic of Kris S as a futa that fucks her trainer (male)AO3 needs to come back so I don't have to see shit like this again unprompted
>>3148248Helios and Palmer both have boobs what kind of shit are you smoking?
>>3148258Not big enough for paizuri
>>3148235Own schedule that I made. It's Mile, Medium, and Long G1s, and random G2/G3s here and there to fill it up until 3 consecutive races, but leave summer camp empty. If I can't do Long, I replace Arima Kinen and Tenno Sho with random G2/G3s instead but my parent runs this Sprint CM and next CM are King and El, so they can race long races.
>>3148258Inflation has run wild, that isn't worth shit anymore
If I can't see them from space, they need to be bigger
>>3148255was he catching or pitching?
>>3148299It was a futa fan fic, of course the regular guy was catching
>>3148303Why is that so common with Western fan porn.
>>3148404what's the point of giving her a dick if she isn't gonna use it?
