>Aquarius CupRace Conditions: 1600m, Mile, Dirt, Tokyo, Left, Soft Winter, Snowy. Registration begins Nov 17th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (November)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1793541782650.png>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190Previous: >>3170709
Pandora LOVE
I need a nano
This is what they expect you to pay for
I thought she had Escape Artist. I almost got fucking scammed by pulling this
I'll just dump the whole lot of reenactment pics here. Replays of the final stretch will be posted later.For the unrestricted room, Seiun Sky hangs on against three pacers to win!https://files.catbox.moe/zlq5yz.jpghttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=P8bAUgSt9k-wlFCmwt5e4Xn2And in the unlimited room, it wasn't even close! Mihono Bourbon holds an ironclad grip on the top spot among the nu-URA/Unity runners, while a old-URA Gold Ship outperforms every other pre-rework runner!https://files.catbox.moe/si4wvy.jpghttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=DABtmwIqwC7zvqKb9HuFkb5xFigures that the fronts take both races, just like how it originally went down. Thanks for joining!The next one of these reenactments lands on the day before the next /v/ictory stakes. I might move that one to be the day after the stakes.
H A R R OARRO
>>3173100>A Warm Cup for (You)I'd pay tree fiddy for that
>>3173100>2 Downhill golds + a downhill ultWHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS
>>3173101yeah her kit kinda sucks lol get rugpulled
>>3173100I predict many handsome Ryan spooks
>>3173101I thought she had gw, why is this better than v bobo
>>3173106DUDEDOWNHILLS LMAO
>>3173101aren't escape artist and crescent gale both 0.35 for 3 seconds? what makes escape arttist better just the fact that it's guaranteed midrace while crescent gale is any corner?>>3173110she has groundwork without any potential levels
>>3173110she does
>>3173100>Master of DeclinesTruly a master of getting declined because of how ugly her design is.
>>3173110At least check her gametora bruh
>>3173112ah so desu ne
>>3173110better than VBobo since she can use the bobo cards to get TTL now (well i guess there's palmer stamina but stamina is just kinda sad to run) or golden GW later while VBobo can't
>>3173116Master of the decline of umamusume
>>3173103H O W D YOWDY
>>3173100And THIS... is what nobody will pay forCygames really started trying to tax Late Surgers. Stam Kris, Power Brian, Wit Groove, Biko... and it just keeps going, I pity JPfags who rolled during this period with no foresight
I NEED TO BRICK MY CARAT ECONOMY AND DROWN SUCKING ON INES' CHOCOLATE COVERED TITS ALREADY AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Man, trying to make just parents for this CM and with all the garbage I've been making after this, I only have one question. How the FUCK did I manage this in the first place? It's like I forgot how to make aces.
>>3173124
>>3173091Fujin is so fucking hot, cute and perfect. Giant tits, maid outfitIT EVEN HAS A SMALL SMILEY FACE OF HERSELF ON THE APRONSHE IS SO PERFECT I LOVE HER
>>3173100How much is a dollop of endurance recovery?
>>3173125>dirt Fwhat the fuck are you doing?
>>3173131I believe he posted an old ace and is reflecting on why he can't match his previous best
>>3173124This holy shit, I need to lick her chocolate-covered tits and nipples until I faint from sugar overdose
>>3173123>Transform! Garcon Form!Wait, what was her other form?Wuv Biko though
>>3173131I'm more just trying to figure out how the hell I made this for the last Mile, but my sprinters had much worse stats despite running the same deck and this dirt CM is gonna be like that too.
>>31731280.035, compared to VBourbon's 0.015. Trade off is 0.25 target speed compared to 0.35, but it lasts for 6 seconds instead of 5
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTFor your please I have spent many an hour finding the OBJECTIVE rankings of Fujin's outfits. They are as follows, from most to "least" (but still plenty) sex:Casual > Summer > Valentine > OG.Thank you for your attention.
>/v/ma sings - Ms. VICTORIA>ResourcesStarter pack with song, instrumental, lyrics can be found therehttps://files.catbox.moe/69ibz8.zip>SubmissionSend your vocal tracks by mail to anon524287@gmail.comor upload it somewhere like catbox and post it here if you are brave enoughAdvice and more detailed guidelines in the starter packI should write a confirmation that I received your submission soon after>BonusPlease tell me your oshi and /v/ club if you're in oneMaybe I'll do something with it on the video, or group you with your clubmates (maybe, no promise)>DeadlineNo deadline, let's take our time>Why not XYZ instead?Ms. VICTORIA was voted months ago by other anons. Umapyoi Densetsu was close. Maybe next time?We're doing Full version so anons can hear themselves more (it's important to me as a mixer), but you can sing and send Game ver. if you prefer. You won't be penalized or judged because of that.
>>3173125>0 Speed growth>2 cards>Brickey>1600 speedyou gotta tell me how you did that right this instant I am begging you
I don't know if I can handle the onslaught of banners in GM
>>3173123That marvelous card seems dogcrap just by gold alone
>>3173100two girls one cup for (you)
>>31731280.035, but yea, her unique compared to VBourb's0.25 * 6 = 1.50.35 * 5 = 1.75so VBourbon's gets you more lengths while VFujin gets you more recovery, if I'm understanding this correctly?
>>3173142Looks like a high roll of constant double speed rainbows and not a ton of wit training
>>3173123>Sharp Arc isn't in Moiraigoddamn it now I need to update it...Also not in umalator.app fwiw
>>3173125highrolls, son
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN, INES-INDUCED LUST
>>3173144In an ideal world its stat output is slightly better than Kitasan but yes, an SSR with a crap gold skill is simply a brick you don't want.
>>3173142I wish I fucking knew because this was one of my Sprint aces with the same deck and has much worse stats. All I know is I used Speed sparks with a few stamina sparks.
>>3173150probably bc they're waiting for the random data drop tonight when they update the database
>>3173153nanos too big
can anyone send an archive link for the first period of ines-induced lust
I sucked on a girl's tits a few times and I never put chocolate on them I am so mad, I crave that
>>3173150What club are you in?
>>3173125I remember you posting that in club chat and i had to put my skills as a toreinah into question.
She has got to have had the most successful umaganda campaign in history.
I will not fall for the nanoganda. I will not fall for the nanoganda. I will not fall for the nanoganda. I will not fall for the nanoganda.
>>3173161It sounds hot but it would get messy sticky and annoying pretty quickly
>>3173165So uhh..how many cheekys nano
>>3173156I looked ahead at all the trainees releasing this scenario and made sure to put in all their uniques and awakening skills early, but I didn't think to do the same for the support cards. A little annoying and a little strange how their are plenty of skills that got added to the game database well ahead of them becoming actually attainable, but Sharp Arc and Razor Sharp Steps before it caught me off-guard.
>>3173161Whipped cream is a MUCH better option fyi
>>3173162
I thought nano drops now not in 24 bings. You fooled me!
>>3173166I'll lick the stickyness off her, some Nutella would be better for spreading, fuck I wish I was still with her>>3173169I know but you don't understand just how much I like chocolate
>>3173173BONGS = HOURSBINGS = MINUTESFUCKS SAKE /v/ma
>>317317324 BONGSStop confusing bings and bongs
>>3173153looks retarded
>>3173164actually oguri did because more people pulled her
For me, me, and "me", it's Gaolangs
Nope. I'm keepin my carats.
>>3173181Nobody pulled for Oguri.
>>3173184Watcha saving em for, the umacalypse?
>>3173186Yeah, it's happening next month you know?
>Nobody pulled for Oguri.
>>3173148Surprisingly, that's my average wit. I have no idea how anyone gets 1200 wit without ruining their other stats.
>>3173189Not looking good for /v/mapyoi!
>>3173184Same here. I am immune to nanoganda
>>3173190Pussy catheter.
anyone have images from the last nanoganda campaign?
>>3173181Oguri is face of the franchise tier, is meta literally every CM, gets all the merch, and has a fucking anime.Meanwhile Ines is a fucking whoma. Literally gets 0 merch and shit. Nanofags were working with nothing and managed to convince some. To me that's a good campaign.
>>3173155>1500+ speed>1200 power>1k witNta, but this is still pretty good for using a power card.Either I absolutely suck at GL, or I'm not grinding enough runs, because whenever I try to deviate from the usual 3-2-LH deck, my stats are complete dogshit.
>>3173157i think nano should have nano-sized nanos!
>>3173199This. Nanobros and Windybros are strong.
>>3173201Oy Neigh...
>>3173205but no one will pull for windy tho
>>3173205>trying to sneak Windybros in there
>>3173205>Windybroszozzle
>>3173201What if we meet halfway and give her nanomachine enhanced nanos?
>>3173199>were working with nothingHer tits are quite something
Gonna be really funny when we don't see any Windy Ms. Victorias. They're gonna try to pass off group B "wins"
>trying to take credit for convincing people to pull for a literal meta trainee
>>3173214rebooblicans lost doe
>>3173217World's most punchable face
>>3173209>>3173211>>3173212Windy ritualfagging aside, Windybros did succeed at convincing others to pull for her, literally the worst uma in the game, simply because she's cute. AND they'll do it twice.
>>3173220no one's pulling for windy
>>3173220>Windybros did succeed at convincing others to pull for herAren't we putting the cart before the uma?
>>3173220>Succeeded>Past tenseShe isn't out yet bro.
>>3173220I'll believe it when i see it.
>>3173225The uma is already in the cart?
The so-called fabled mythic fujin propaganda completely unable to be replicated by anyone>Bro she has boobs
>>3173228I'll believe it when my danchou wins a plat
>>3173198I found it! The last nanoganda and seethinghttps://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2408298/#q2409406
>>3173224Well yeah, I have to pull for Ruby. You know who I ain't pulling for? CB
ROB ROY LOVE
>>3173198>>3173159I FUCKING FOUND ITWITNESS THE COLLECTIVE MASS LUST HYSTERIA OF FUJIN RELEASEhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2408298/#q2409329
>>3173234translate it weebs!
>>3173232>>3173235>7 months agoI'm old, neigha.
>>3173235>April 2026>we were already on /vm/Just how long have we been running this joint
Only one anon here actually likes Oguri, and that's it, everyone else pretends to like her because of her meta viability, I am yet to find evidence on the contrary
>>3173232>imageSource?
>>3173235
>>3173229imagine pushing that shopping cart down a hill and into a ditch, with her in it of course!
>>3173235That looks more like the usual cumbrain post. It's not like people have been using her in rooms and in CMs left and right. Notice how they're not talking about her personality.
>>3173244She would like it. Windy would totally be into Jackass.
>>3173245>Notice how they're not talking about her personality.But enough about Oguri!
>>3173243I wasted 50 rolls on Ines 1 and I got fucking nothing. And I went to 0.This time I came prepared
>>3173239When the new year tolls, we will have officially been in /vm/ longer than /v/ (265 days on /vm/ and 265 days since we got here will be New Years Day)
>>3173246nyo nyo nyo nyo NYOOM NYOOM!
They guy seething and thinking that actual Cygames marketeers would come to fucking /vm/ to advertise Ines Fujin of all umas will never not be funny
>tfw didn't even want Nano at the time and got her on the free rollsThat felt so good, you have no idea.
>>3173246https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnWtt8MLSC8This but with Windy and it fucking kills her
>>3173249Never forget the umacaust.
gonna kms if I don't get #1 for my wife when they add this ranking thing to Global
>>3173252It happens all the time for other games. You'd be surprised (or shouldn't be) by how many people come here for pulse checks on shit. I wish I met anon while in LA but at least it was fairly easy to see how many people surfed 4chan. Most during that meeting were from /cgl/ and some /vt/.
>>3173255>SHE FELL FOR THE SOUP
>>3173252>philips shills:)>gygames shills:(
>a few people roll because big boobies>DUDE WE HECKIN DID IT POGGERINOS NANOGANDA TAKING OVER!!!
>>3173262What is this?
INEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>3173268I wasn't going to lean into it but the seething makes it funny
>>3173245Now that you mention it, yeah, I've never seen a single wagie in a room despite the time between her release and now being the most front-favored period of the game's meta.
>>3173262Are you ready to mald for FL + good inspirations + fully capped stats?
>>3173266>philips shillsHoly shit I remember that LMAO
>>3173275Don't worry you can always just swipe for FL
>>3173266Like the screwdriver?
>>3173269Ranking for Fusapan trainers in trainer's exam. You can pick a trainee of your choice and try to beat everyone else by ratepadding harder than them. If you can do that, then you get a shiny gold title with your oshi on it.
>>3173103O H I O O O OOHIOOOO
>>3173280Mini FL is not enough. You need FL to break 180k
>>3172874>Their brains must be fried from all the gamblingtrue, but I get where they are coming from, imagine if suzuka actually got to breed with air groove and their children got to race and were successful like special week's brood were? Or rice shower lived and got to breed with any of the quality mares of it's age? These are big what ifs that makes one wonder what quality of horse we will never get because of ill-timed deathsSure, high chance is that none of the horses born would have been successful but they still wanted to see the lineage still around>in another timeline we would see suzuka's kids interact with spe-chan's kids in umathe dream...
>>3173274I got her twice in the first tenner and only ran her once for the sex.
>>3173284Oh man I will probably be in high hundreds if not thousands with mine
>fast learner>ZERO FUCKING CARD CHAINS FINISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3173295>FL>Good stats>Distance S>Cards finishingPick two and ONLY two.
>>3173295oh that's nothing>fast learner>it was for a meme deck or a fun race that doesn't matter>still lost anywaytamamo got so close though
>>3173297I wish I could pick 2, 90% of the time I can only pick 1
how do i auto train in unity? I'm trying to build a lineage for a pace el condor pasa of whom one of my failed ace attempts will then become the parent for a taiki shuttle. I never get higher than A+ in there though. What are some good decks and how many races can you realistically run and still get good results?
>>3173284Rough. Top 1 sounds like a tall order unless whale or the most obscure wife.
>>3173278Philips shilling thread for anyone that careshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2952277/#q2954105
Fujinbros when do we coom again?
Shant pull for InesShant pull for windyShant pull for Anon's useless wifeShall pull for GimletShall pull for DurandalShall pull for Ramonu (trainee)
>>3173306I was in that thread how the fuck did I miss this?
>>3173314Yeah I don't fucking recall this at all, what the hell?
at least one cheeky tenner to vnanoperchance multiple
>>3173304Is it even possible to breach the SS threshold on an autorun outside of GL right now?
>>3173284not sure how much more it takes to be top 1 from this
>>3173239https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/statistics/image-reposts/Long enough to completely take over this board's history
>>3173310>Shant pull for Anon's useless wifeGood.
>>3173304Just go for 600 stats and cards with relevant skills. Don't bother getting SS rank it's not possible.
>>3173317Ines you can't just go around dressed like that Jesus fucking Christ I want to eat you not those noodles, I will suckle and bite. FUKC
>>3173310>Anon will not let hussies distract him from The Mission
>>3173123When does the actually good late stuff start coming anyways?
>>3173320Oh shit, I need that now
>>3173304The ideal deck for farming parents in Unity is>Riko>Light Hello SSR>Any 2 pal cards of your choice>King Halo PWR>Helios SPDWith this deck, you will almost always get Uma Stan + It's On + Nimble Navigator + See Ya Later + Perfect Spot in your parent runs. Tail Held High too if Helios decides to give it to you.>I never get higher than A+ in there though.Don't worry about that, you just need to get a Pasa with Nimble + PTO + Ramp + Slipstream + THH + Uma Stan to make future parenting easier.
>>3173310>Shant pull for Anon's useless wifeCouldn't be me!
>>3173245
>>3173317the last time I gave an uma a cheeky tenner it ended with marriage papers and an expensive dowry.I didn't even care about her until I had nearly bankrupted myself for her, but she's my favorite uma now, and my favorite fan runner too, so it works out.
>>3173337is Riko R okay? i do not own riko SSR and i'm borrowing throne
>>3173320how hard is this?
>>3173331CHOCOLATEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>3173344>seiun sky on the same tier as fucking XOGURI
>>3173245i ran her in CM19, unfort didn't win>>3173345who?
>>3173306i got a philips oneblade because i saw both a viral tweet about it then saw a streamer i watch also shilled it before
>>3173352Inari Wan
What shape is Nishino's hym- i meant Flower. Asking for a friend
>>3173355Is it good? I wanted to get one too. Does it work on everything?
>>3173358
>>3173320175k is like FL territory. To break higher than that, you'd also need GPs with 3 scenario sparks to cap Guts (on top of insane white spark count). The new Tachyon's Lab that came out before the new scenario makes this possible by giving you 3 flashdrives that will give you any common white of your choice, meaning you can slap a 3* MANT spark on a Unity parent with 3* Unity Cup.
>>3173284Welp, I'll have work to do then. I refuse to allow even a whale to stand above me.>>3173337Are you still doing as many G1s as possible here or is this more of a GGP set up?
>>3173358der/v/...
>>3173346Pretty sure you need the SSR. Throne doesn't matter too much if you're not going for SS.
>>3173284>try to beat everyone else by ratepadding harder than them.rip, I guess I'll ignore then I don't even roll for cards so zero chance for me to get it
>>3173372Of course, you still want to do G1s for maximum affinity. But yes, this is a GGP set up
>>3173365>what counts as a common white anywaysah i see
>>3173374der/v/ would never need to ask this question because they already know the answer.
>>3173310>Shant pull for Anon's useless wifeWell I don't want you to pull for my useless wife anyway.
>>3173362i like it, but i'm not some shaving afficionado. also i only shave my face (and my facial hair is kinda sparse), so i dunno how it works on body/leg/pubes/etc.i prefer being clean shaven, but also i'm fucking lazy so i'd only shave like once every two weeks since i've only ever had a razor and cream. now i'm fine whipping it out every few days. though i'm pretty sure any electric shaver could've worked, but the oneblade seemed pretty simple.
>>3173335Kris S is already here but only on Longs. Wit Groove is good too but nobody pulled for it since we have a generic meta wit card coming up.Assuming you don't brick yourself rolling for Jungle Pocket, the next recommended Late card to pull for is Wit Dia, which is before the next NY banner so like 8 months from now near the end of L'Arc.The reason it's recommended for Latefags to pull for Ancestors instead of being borrowlocked is just because there's too much shit you can't pull for but you want to use. Kris for Longs until we get Wit Cafe, Ruby on short distances, and on Mediums you can get Flash or Groove or whatever niche card works but you don't want to invest in.
How's your Copano training for CM22 going?
>>3173297I just started another run and got mile and dirt S at first inspo, and a grand total of ONE FUCKING SPEED RAINBOW IN ALL THE SECOND HALF OF CLASSIC. Fuck this
>>3173397I don't have herI also don't have two debuffers to run alongside one ace that won't choke too hard
>>3173397I don't have any Restraint nor Racing Mood sparks someone help me what do I do?
>>3173351When Xogger first released she was strong but nowhere the meta menace she became later(I remember beating a few on Arima 1, I didn't personally care much)She got nasty once we had CMs where she had a perfect ult + more SP for skills on top of the heals. I can totally see someone from that time viewing Seiun as just as meta, since full power Angling is still to this day one of the strongest skills you can cast, and there was not so much competition for first place yet(ahem Bobo)
>>3173397>Shit stats, no Mile S, 6 greens>Decent stats + Mile S, 4 greens>A bunch of failed unremarkable attempts.Shit's going GREAT
>>3173405Take your chances with standard distance, tokyo racecourse, muddy, winter runner, left handed, snowy days, wet conditions, front savvy, or some stupid gambles like lone wolf/outer post. look up parents with both skill sparks, and race sparks.
>>3173387Her hymen is still there. I checked.
>>3173405LOOP
>>3173420Thank you, Robin.
>>3173420you wot
>>3173423It's too late
No SBR this week?
>>31733044 pal 2 SSR deckbonus points if you have at least 1 copy of>Light Hello SSR (SYL)>Anshinzawa SSR (Nothing Ventured)>Helios SPD SSR (Perfect spot)>Nakayama WIT SSR (Nothing Ventured)pals can be R cards too
>>3173420Yeah sure it's there, but what's its shape?Imperforate, imcroperforatus, septate, ring, etc.I'm trying to pick a shape to draw
>>3173394Ah, so I'm better off being stuck with lb0 Ancestors just to be able to borrow better cards then?Man, sure would be nice if Ramonu suddenly got put together with the goddesses for my plans. I'm only on 64k carots and wanting to shift into late maining is going to be painful.
>>3173443Give wholesome a chance
>>3173443How do you make up so many names for something that doesn't exist?
>>3173443This knowledge genuinely escapes my virgin ass. I just know benis goes in bagina
>>3173448don't jump to conclusions maybe there's a perfectly wholesome reason for her hymen to be visible
>decide to make New Year Haru aces>realize I have to do Arima Kinen humiliation ritual
>>3173442>>3173337I don't have much LB on pals but I'll give this a shot. My oguri parent has 9* Uma Stan 6* groundwork so I usually don't need to put a card for either.
>>3173397I'd rather jump off a bride than use copeanus rickroll'd
>>3173443some of you fellow drawfags truly go to the ends of earth for your references
I COPA!YOU COPA!
>>3173476/ourqueens/
>6 greens gw ddpp>mile Ahaha kino
instead of mile we should have milk
>>3173102>99.9 late startlmao first time seeing that one I guess.
>>3173505I see this in every milecasino finals
>>3173457do the mathfishing 5 whites 0.355 *100 ~0.5%fishing 5 golds 0.705*100 ~17%
>>3173514^5*
>>3173397
>>3173397I will never be chinese
>>3173234ROB ROY HATE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcgbJRJOWVQLos Alamitos in Los Angeles is doing night racing as of tonight. Not going to show every race (someone else can!).BUT there is the Super Derby later tonight! Hope you're ready for some high octane. Thoroughbred and Quarterhorse racing!
>>3173551
>I was really good during the URA days. Didn't even occur to me that i could lose CM finals. I didn't know the meaning of the word "Kitalet".
>>3173102AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3173554
>>3173150Moirai has been updated to v0.2.3.It is just a tiny update to add the Sharp Arc skill from Biko's SSR card tomorrow and to fix some HP consumption rate calculations.(It was draining health too slowly in pace down mode and in soft/heavy weather.)The latest version is here:https://github.com/moblinworks/moirai/releases/latestInformation about what it is (including hotkeys) is here:https://github.com/moblinworks/moirai
>>3173560Mr Cease Breathing...
>>3173397It was so bad I switched to making dirt Sei
>>3173551SUPAH DAHBY?
>>3173554>won first 11 CMs straight>need to fight tooth and nail just to get to A finals nowuhhhh did everyone else get better or did i get worse
>>3173585Were you perhaps a Kita reroller when everyone else was a cardlet?
>>3173443Hymen have shapes...?
>>3173591yeah?
>>3173591i learned something new today
>Highroll a UF2 (new high score) with really good stats and like 3100 SP>No pink inspirations hit>No relevant event chains finishedT-Thanks...Well, even if it's just for show, at least now my scenario records for all four scenarios are with my oshi. My highest rated Grand Concert uma used to be a Beeshino from the last mile CM
>entire room got gassed out by 2 murmursthe fuck, are we underestimating the stam requirements for Mile?
>>3173620I gained +8% switching from double dom to double murmur on the haku win rate machine
>>3173620That's why I have an ace with double stam parents and 750 stamUnsinkable
>>3173627Same, I lucked out with accupuncture bitch appearing on the very last turn to give me two free recoveries on my hokko so if everyone else dies she's still an unsinkable ship
If I'm running out of dirt options for CM22, do debuffers NEED to be able to run dirt, or can they just be maxed out on wit and still work?
>>3173642You want to be at least on Dirt E Mile E so that your uma can still physically be able to cross past the 50% mark in order for 564 to come online
What is the appeal of Dirt CMs?
>>3173668Watching your turf oshis overcome the odds.
>>3173670>biwa used head-onIt wasn't fair at all
>>3173670That's my danchou!
>>3173668I don't need to do anything special to train Urara other than feed her an end spark.
Cope status?
>>3173676Copa copa
>>3173680who won last night (irl and anons)?
>>3173676>>3173680
>>3173668Everyone needs breaks
COME TO TOMAKOMAI
Chinese bitches stealing state secrets and running on dirt s m h
>>3173691>I can improvise lyrics about Tomakomai city to any melodyThis fucking bitch
>>3173692Is it true that the /v/mapyoi danchou was exchanging club secrets with one of his mistresses?
>>3173697Yes, and the mistress was actually a /v/agabond spy.
AIEEEEEE
>>3173698
>Vodka just requested Ms. VictoriaFATwabros...
>>3173707Understandable. Scarlet has a great voice for the song.
It is finished...https://x.com/pridento/status/2119622394130182579
Is it TO Elvis or Teio Elvis? Is TO just Teio when translated to English?
>>3173757TO is Tomoya Ozasa in this case.https://www.equibase.com/profiles/Results.cfm?type=People&searchType=O&eID=1602683&rbt=TB
>>3173757It's T O because the guy who owns all of these horses is Tomoya Ozasa.
>>3173763What a narcissist
>>3173757T O there's other T Os out there for reference.
new yeppers!
>>3173768HOLY SEXO
>>3173768MY CARAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>3173768I'm gonna yep.
>>3173670>running an uma that could do open>in gradedrespec.
>>3173768>showing off her yepper like thatWhat a whor(s)e!
>>3173773Graded was B and below back then...
>>3173770You say that about every uma.
>>3173781Every uma is sexy.Except her. You know who I'm talking about.
>>3173787>Except her. You know who I'm talking about.Yeah, we're all in agreement on that.
>>3173768>exposes her ears>showing her bare back for everyone to see now toowhat a god damn WHORE
>>3173768oh shit she's a buffer uma
Where's the uma wife tier list, and relationship sheet that shows how much they love their trainer?
>>3173544what umas seem innocent delicate but would be absolutely savage in the ring?
>Look Brian, I call it nanogandawow a propaganda campaign to make people roll for an umamusume they otherwise wouldn't, haven't seen that before>Name 15Mihono Bourbon, Festival Inari One and Tamamo Cross, Narita Brian, Wonder Acute, Hishi Amazon, Paizuri Pasa, Fuji Kiseki, Gold City, Eishin Flash, Meisho Doto, Kawakami Princess, Fine Motion, Zenno Rob Roy, Hokko Tarumae, Special Week in a bikini>Name 6 morePitasan black, nishino flower, Cheer Nature, Consider Palmer, Sweep Tosho, camping Taiki Shuttle>Name 5 moreGoldship in a swimsuit, Copano Rickey, Yeppers, Pearl, Zephyr>go fuck yourself
>>3173792Which way trainerman>ace double debuffer>ace double buffer
>>3173796Wonder Acute.
I thought Dirt was Rickey's domain.So why is pace chasers winning again?
Race 7 at Los Alamitos in Los Angeles. Pick your winner!Race 9 is the G1 Super Derby, just going to do 2 lead up races to it.Stream here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcgbJRJOWVQ
>>3173805?
>>3173793>S+ tier tMy Umawife>shit tieryour Umawife
>>3173806Competent sounds important in our current-day competency crisis...
>>3173808Why the fuck is Christmas Oguri there?Much less front?
>>3173801I'm getting at that age where I'm starting to find family guy references incredibly funny
>>3173806BUDDER OFF FRIENDS
>>3173812Moxie trigger
>>3173812The claims of her death were greatly exaggerated
>>3173805Same reason Rickey is still good on Turf but you don't see her, making a good Rickey is a pain in the ass>>3173812There's an uphill a little after the last spurt, so Moxie is a good third proc for Christmas Miracle
>>3173793What weird level of computer illiterate are you that you can post on 4chan but not use google?
>>3173821You're no fun.
>>3173801Honestly I can't recall at least a third of these having any meaningful propaganda push before they released or even during their banners, unless your definition of propaganda includes anons saying they've been looking forward to such-and-such uma's release
>>3173821It's called being a mobile poster, and I'm afraid it's terminal.
>>3173823What would a fun answer be?
>>3173821>What weird level of computer illiterate are youI don't know, can you search that on google for me please?
FUCK I WAS TRYING TO GET OGURI CRAP TO MAX RANK WITH JUST AUTO FAN RUNS AND I ACCIDENTLY STARTED A MANUAL CAREER AAAAIIIIIEEE
>>3173802ace double buffer but give them 564 keen eye and a bunch of white red skills
>>3173821>all reddit
>>3173812moxie!
>>3173833If anon wants the shit take chart, he has to go to Reddit.
>>3173821>>3173836wowzers
>>3173768I'm glad we can goon to our own sloppa now.
>>3173806#6 Shine Ellyn has more guts and takes Race 7.
>>3173839>"The One">Neo Universe>NeoBravo
>>3173839I remember the first time this was posted
>>3173839Looking at this chart still irritates meI can only assume whoever made this hadn't actually read at least a few of these umas' careers and just placed them at random or something
>>3173855Which rankings aren't good, in your opinion?I take slight umbrage with Shakur's position
re-enactments for last night's graded races!>copa republica argentina5/18928696519286965192869651>miyako stakes4/16190068551900685519006855
main story 2Those who haven’t been bought off will not see the butterflies until thirty minutes before their death
>>3173861>pandora diesfucking finally
how do i get 600 stamina (unity auto parent runs)? i keep ending up with 570-590
>>3173861>Those who haven’t been bought offque?
Race 8 at Los Alamitos in LA. Pick your winner!
>>3173872MORE OF IT
>>3173868What's your deck?The easiest answer is inherit stamina sparks but I know with looping that's not always the priorityIf you're at 570-590 you're very close. Maybe shave off 1 or 2 g1s from your schedule, one of the lesser dirt ones.
>>3173872HURRY UP AND GOOOOO!
>>3173876decided to remove sprinter's stakes from pasa's auto, let's see how this goes
>>3173830play the damn game neigha
>>3173801You're confusing someone being excited for a character for them trying to get someone to roll for them.I had wanted Pearl since around the time EN was announced and I strongly doubt my posts influenced anyone at all.
I have looped Maruzensky with A turf, dirt, front, and mile 20 times. Pinks I've gotten:13 turf5 front1 2* mile (shit whites)1 1* dirt
>>3173858Well, just out of the umas whose careers I've played and remember well enough to judge:>Suzuka belongs AT LEAST two tiers higher. Some of the shit she says in her hot springs event and chapter 7 of her uma story sounds like it was ripped straight out of a sappy romance novel>Bourbon is definitely a tier too low>I'd say Vodka belongs a bit higher, too>That T3 seems way more crowded than it should be. There is no universe where umas like Scarlet, Digitan and Tamamo belong on the same level as Urara>Seiun is probably too high? It's been a while since I read her career but I don't remember it being anywhere near as overtly romantic as someone like Nature or Creek. Same goes for Rob Roy, and maybe Machan too>Actually now that I think of it, Nature should 100% go up a tier>Rudolf could probably go up a tier, too. I don't think there's any platonic way to interpret her Christmas event where she dances with you on the roof under the moonlight
>>3173886She's so underrated the shammed her during the Cheer Event
>>3173882nyo, danchud needs more fans
>>3173886They didn't influence meI was already rolling for Peal day 1
>>3173872#9 Mayor Humdinger remains mayor and takes race 8.G1 Super Derby G1 is up next.
>>3173855Oh they definitely did. I have no clue how Pearl taking you on a romantic trip to a fancy hotel at the end of her career is "ambiguous".It feels too much of a "how much I liked the romance" list than anything else.
>>3173839So now that we have Machan's career in the game, does it check out?
>>3173889Also I forgot to mention that if the "bond" axis of the chart is supposed to refer to the overall trainer-uma relationship and not just the romance side of things, Falco's position is bullshit tooI get that it's a joke about her being a spaghetti-spilling turbovirgin who can't admit her feelings, but outside of romance her bond with her trainer is pretty solid
>>3173904In a fates intertwined way maybe but I didn't get any overtly 4U vibes from her career.
>Using 0LB Nature and CB for my acesIt aint pretty, but it works
>>3173839
G1 Super Derby G1 at Los Alamitos. Pick your winner!This is a 400y (370m) Super Sprint on Dirt. If you never seen a high-end Super Sprint before, I highly recommend watching.Stream link here: >>3173806
>>3173911I love horse names ao much>Doodah Cartel
>>3173911Okay this sounds kino
>>3173907I'm thinking of borrowing a MLB CB and use this 0LB wit sweepy I got from the free pulls
>>3173911FEAR MY LEGACY>1* Stam 1* Pace 1* I Never Goof Up
>>3173915Now you're cookin
Shuki...
No words needed!
>>3173921Can't top the greats!
Doodah Cartel is it
>>3173911Political Twist.The twist is that you always get fucked no matter who's in power.
Night races are cool
>>3173911FEAR MY LEGACY
>>3173911SHINY NEW!
JP does night races at one course, doesn't it?
>>3173922My memes will fly!
>>3173931NAR has multtiple courses of night races every day, Ooi is the OG though in Japan
>>3173911the SUPAH DAHBY????
>>3173934
mirako
>>3173941Is the real horse a fat fuck too?
Only answer if you're usually a good poster hereHow often do you shitpost and spread misinfo for fun? Nobody is a good poster 100% of the time
EARLY START PREMATURE UMACATION
What the fuck
>>3173943I'm a model immigrant
>>3173943Literally the opposite. I'll hedge with "I think" and "if I remember right" even when I'm almost positive about whatever just in case I don't have complete information.
>>3173943Shut up dumbass
>>3173943>misinfo for funnever>shitpostall the time, although most of you should be able to identify shitposting
My boy doodah got fucked by the gate
>>3173943>shitpostSometimes but not all that often>spread misinfoNever
falco testplease join907728179077281790772817
>>3173953I only have one bottom tier ace
>>3173911And #9 Political Twist shows why he needs no balls and wins The Los Alamitos Super Derby!Hope you enjoyed watching a high end Super Sprint. More coming in december I think Los Alamitos:Champion of Champions G1 400yLos Alamitos Two Million Futurity G1 400y.
>>3173953>/uma/go back
>>3173953869354048693540486935404
>>3173941he does look like a lazy bum
>>3173961to be fair, he is 27 years old now, he's basically the horse equivalent of a senior citizen
>>3173960starten ze room
>>3173960lack of speed + deboofs are raping me652052276520522765205227lasto
>>3173955>>3173925HUZZAH I WIN!
I don't want to go to work. I just want to stay in my room and play video games.
>>3173974this but be a housewife
>>3173969thanks for comingthink I'll try out a gold shitty as my third with keen eye lol
>>3173975Teiobro...
>>3173768I'm convinced Yeppersfags had to sacrifice some virgins and newborns to some pagan god to get an alt this good. Because holy sexo.
>>3174003>YeppersfagsThey don't exist
>>3173941/v/ma is not ready for Mirako.
>>3174009I want to do this with my non Mirako wife
>>3174008Every uma has fags. Yes even HER, you know which one>>3174009Ryan_gosling.jpg
>>3174011Even Air Messiah?
>>3174014Yeppers!
>>3174009Mirako is really cute, too bad she is a late surger
>>3174009I'm ready if the career story is kino. I'm still waiting for the next career that'll hit me out of nowhere like Taishin did.
>>3174018i wish there was a>here are the careers we'll think you'll like
>>3174009I wish I was Mirako here.
I cannot express how much main story 2 act 3 mogs ALL of main story 1 and I'm not even a Fusapanfag
>>3173876>>3173880wait how the fuck does removing 1 race raise my stamina by like 100
Maybe I should just phone in this CM and collect my 3rd place
>>3174021
>>3174023CM doesn't even start until 2 weeks later, why are you giving up now
>>3174025dirt is for gays
>>3174025Daiwa saw how hard I was working and told me to take it easy
>>3174025It's Dober it's all Dober
>>3174008AnnaAnon is a Yeppersfag, surprisingly.
DO YOUR FUARKING TEAM TRIALS BEFORE YOU GET LOCKED OUT
>>3174029Fatwa is the last uma you should be listening to on taking it easy.
These two fucking hated each other, do they ever interact in game?
Guys, I'm starting to get bored
>>3174035Tama and whomst?
>>3174038Mejiro Bright
>>3174038Bright. Bright was very sweet to humans but was actively hostile towards other horses. Bright and Tamamo specifically fought so frequently and so hard that nobody wanted to break them up because it would put their lives at risk. Even when they were in different pastures they'd try to fight across the fence.
>>3174033nothing ever happens
holiday oguri or norman oguri for dirt? I don't have stam parents
>>3174050XOG if front runningOG Oguri for everything else
I'm eternally glimmerbrokenHow do I fix this?
>>3174053Do it for Chrono-sama.
>>3174053You can't unless you stop Pot 5ing every girl you roll. I am also down to like 80 of them.
>>3174054the fact that only 10 days of this month don't have half TP does help (Unity 1/2 TP from Nov 5th-15th, universal half TP from Nov 21st - ???)
>>3174061and that's not even starting to consider the hint levels, those are the real glimmer killers
>>3174052front runner xog? why?
>>3174066see >>3173835
I think this is my highroll limit a this point. Would've been nice if sparking the Maya banner was tad bit more kind to me but I don't think I really have room to complain in MLB'ing one of them and getting the other one off in 200 pulls... Probably tanked my Ramonu luck in global though!
>>3174071Wait. Is Ramonu still usable in curren JP?
>>3174071Time to save for the upcoming NY banner + anni banner around February
>>3174072No, Ramonu and Pasa are very outdated, but they are available in the blue ticket shop if you need it for some reason
>>3174072Wit Forever Young powercrept every Wit card before it I'm pretty sure, he's just new
>>3174072She's obviously power crept but I'm not exactly spoilt for choice.>>3174073I'm dumping my whole 3k carats left on yeppers sex gambling but after that I probably will save for anni at least.>>3174075>if you need it for some reasonLike having started JP all of three months ago!
>>3174077McQueen is right there!
>>3174077Well if you're not itchy with your carats, it should take you less than a year to get a fully stacked deck. I started around Yanko's release/Beyond Dreams and rolled a couple of pointless banners so there should be some room for oshi pulls
I should remake my MANT videos and turn them into webms
>>3174088Efforia/CB and now Maya/Azuma banners have both been stupidly kind to me so far, so hopefully that continues!
Trying to win the final fistfight against Liquid Snake while watching Sirius Symboli stuff on YouTube, she calms me down whenever I lose
just blew like 100 carats rerunning aces to get jack shit
>>3174107Playing GL is expensive
>>3174107
>>3174108>>3174111thank god half TP looping is carat positive but holy shit it's annoying enough that I'm gimped by 5 borrows at least let me play the fucking game
>>3174107neigha we have an entire week left, wtf are you doing? there's no need to rush shit out, we're on the final GL CM, there's literally nothing to do until GM comes
>>3174107Are you the same anon who accidentally took ADHD meds twice that one time
>>3174115i'm mutating and trying to make a good mutant ace multiplies the bullshit RNG of GL
>>3174115NTA but I haven't even started a single ace yet because auto parents simply refuse to give me even a cope parent with 1* mile. Shit is looking GRIM.
>playing the game>get stressed Imagine playing GL. That's why I play other vidyas instead and fail a McQueen for my dailies.
>>3174120Why not do a unity fan run for your daily?
>>3174120>fail a McQueenWho does that anymore? You just auto.
>>3174123 >>3174122Bah, these young'uns have no sense for tradition...
>>3174120>>3174123failing a curren is 1 turn faster btw
>>3174122>>3174123I want to get over my daily faster and so I can play other games without caring if I forgot my daily or not.
>>31741271200 wit
>>3174127>day 1>start auto>day 2>finish career and start new auto>repeattakes like 30 seconds
>>3174125It's time to put you down old man
>>3174127Retarded or bait...
I'm going to get bond 11 Helios without even starting a manual career to minimise the amount of slop I have to read.
