>Aquarius CupRace Conditions: 1600m, Mile, Dirt, Tokyo, Left, Soft Winter, Snowy. Registration begins Nov 17th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (November)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1793541782650.png>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190Previous:>>3173091
>>3175395Ryan looks super cute here
Let's cancer?
>>3175402Ryan's an underrated cutie, I hope she gets a long hair alt one day.
Here comes the fake oshi of frontfags.
MY NAME IS ANON E. MOOSE AND I AM VERY CONCERNED WITH THE CURRENT STATE OF THE VERY IMPORTANT AND CONCERNING CLUBS WE HAVE
Everything that is beautiful and pure is being raped by the woke mind Satan until everything is as twisted and diseased as it is. My precious himbas... forever unattainable...
Why's ryan paired with fujin anyway? I dont know anything about their keiba lore. Never played either of them
I am kinda bummed that they turned Creek into a lesbian. Is there any other uma that is just like Creek but straight?
>>3175409Hey I won plat with fujin before.
>>3175395I am 105% sure this picture is trying to cuck me.
>>3175410>canadian
this nigga cares more about 3 pulls than the community geeeeeeg do nu/v/macacas reallyyyyyyy >>3175404
>>3175419I won the DAHBY one with her and im happy shes gonna be a lot more viable now
>>3175409She's for carrying my brick of an oshi in loh
>>3175416They ran the same races at the start of their classic year, Ryan won the Yayoi Sho and Fujin won the Derby and then retired.
>>3175409Consider the following
>>3175420You don't have to feel that way if you pretend they are both for (You) at the same timeAre you up to the task of satisfying both of them?
Pandora LOVE
>>3175426I hate that she keeps her pose with the cap on when she's not wearing it
a truly fabulous thread start
How do we go about recapturing the vibe of old /v/ma?
Lets try that one more time383502023835020238350202
>>3175432kys umautist
>>3175432Go back to /v/
>>3175432>Ponies:(>Ponies, Japan :O
This game should just have automatic clubs for people that want to play with similar effort trainers.You queue for auto club.On the 2nd of the month everyone queued who isn't in a club will be automatically put in a new club based on their earnings the past month.Club elections held on the 3rd to decide the administrator.I just wanna be where I belong, not somewhere I'll be called a flatliner or somewhere where i'm carrying flatliners myself.
>>3175432THATS A STALLION.
>>>/vg/587286485The anon oy neigh kicked is still active
>>3175395>Trainer is pulling an all-nighter again to support Ines>Meanwhile at the dorm:
>>3175432>This thread has been pruned or deleted>Page ?
>>3175438this defeats the purpose of clubs, but it would probably be better for global health if they swapped club rankings to individual ones with different leagues and promotions/demotions, like TT but fan count based
>>3175432>*scat image*>*horse gore*>*Club points*>*Sharty raid*>*this thread has been pruned or deleted*
>>3175433I'm sorry host bro, I have given up on Dirt, Mile S is just not coming and song rng is burning me out big time. I'll just throw whatever for CM, I just want GL to end already
>>3175450Oh man I remember the horse gore spammer
>>3175425Theyre also roommates
>>3175450>*Club points*Nothing wrong with that
>>3175454I do not remember a horse gore spammer, what?
>>3175409Hey bruh I've drawn her like 4 timesSoon 5
>>3175433Man im just glad it filled!843873428438734284387342
Club complainers should put their money where their mouth is and make their tryhard exclusive Party /v/an club and enforce a quota to see how far that takes them. /v/mapyoi, der/v/, /v/ma, /herse/,etc aren't going to change to accommodate some random anon's demands so make your own space or shut the fuck up forever
>>3175461You dont remember during the second great uma purge the guy who filled the catalog with beheaded, dying and skinned horses?
>tired from a long family event and skip a day of ace training and just do fan autos>Have done this for 3 days nowThis is why batman doesn't kill
>>3175473No, actually, but I believe it.
>>3175473Oh I do remember that, it also happened in a couple of other threads like some of the dino ones.
>>3175432I hope things will get better again with GM.Feels like we lost alot of trainers in the last few months.
>>3175471
>>3175471based falcon
>>3175471I went to /vg/ instead
>>3173141>/v/ma sings!S-somebody please submit something...It's just me for the moment and I'm the mixer...
>>3175450Economically speaking, the value of Club Points reaches record highs during Nishno Eras, so they should be traded freely.
>>3175480You only lose toreinas when you make the thread an unfun or annoying place to post in. This is ultimately a social community hub to discuss the game, tranny drama doesn't serve a purpose but be a deterrent of posting here.
>>3175485I want to record for it but I haven't had the house to myself in a while.
>>3175471I'm actually interested to seeing this happen
>>3175480I hope that's not true man, we don't deserve to have so many fucking shitposters
>>3175466Not even CLOSE
>>3175485shan't provide my voice samples to chinese scam bots
>>3175491keep bragging and you wonder why nobody wants to join your rooms
>>3175493What about Indian scam bots?
>>3175487And that's why the club schizo and ritualfags keep doing what they do. You maybe get to have a good thread by filtering them, but they get to be gatekeepers and mood setters for the new blood.
>>3175490>we don't deserve to have so many fucking shitpostersWe do cuz we eat bait like candy and overreact to fucking everything. Decline in participation is exclusively due to /v/ma suffering the worst sins of /v/.Still, its not so grim. Im a room regular and see plenty of diversity.
>>3175480End of Mant just before NUnity was pretty shit from what I remember
>>3175491Forgot the code whoops, my bad brehs544148835441488354414883
>>3175491Thanks for the rooms.>>3175494I join to copy them lel they are good study material
>>3175494NTA but you're such a soft fag lmao
>>3175494Grow a pair pussy
>>3175498/vg/ rooms are the same people because they doxx people they don't like and have genuine schizophrenics. There's a reason people join rooms here not there
>>3175485I will but I'm an expert procrastinator so until you add a deadline my lazy ass will keep putting it off.Also it should have been Umapyoi Densetsu instead.
>>3175496Club drama i agree. But no one gives a shit about the Pandorafag anymore, hes easy to ignore.
>>3175487>>3175490Oh guess I misunderstood what that Anon meant with "old /v/ma vibes".I was thinking about the fun and comfy threads we had here and back then, not the schizos and retards shitting things up.
Did you get the clubgrumbling out of your system?Then allow me to shill for /v/agabond!We have been on the rise! Last month Chrono witnessed our highest rank ever, and still we rise!>/v/ma is dying!>Clubs can't recruit!No!In the ashes of civil war, we are flourishing off a strong blue shoe economy!Join us and be part of something great!
>>3175514Breh....why don't we just do both?
we should import /vg/ schizophrenics to join our rooms
>>3175517That's exactly what I meant but everyone wanted to be funny.
>>3175520snifffffff
>>3175522I already join them don't worry
>>3175491I NEED to lewd falco343700753437007534370075
>>3175520Nobody wants to join a B+ club. Give up already we don't need club recruitment ritual posts
>>3175528Oh well the answers simple, just have fun and dont feed the trolls. Simple as
>>3175532Showing Falco all the lewd posts I've written about her thighs!
I can't fucking deal with Hishiama not being real anymore
>>3175532We both know it's gonna happen again.>Falco dominates roomas>then horrifically jobs the stakes or wins a race after a q/v/een is crowned>no OC gets made for the round round birdThe humiliation ritual will never end.
>>3175485basically this >>3175488
>>3175540Have you considered becoming a tulpamancer?
>>3175532You must kowtow before your elders, foolish juniors and I may yet let you live with only your bones broken and your meridians severed!!!!742021497420214974202149
>>3175548>dom botnot joining
>>3175546I actually researched that a lot when I was a seiunlet, I can help with that
Sooo... Who won the Dorm Leader saga?
>>3175554The one with the tits.
>>3175554brownma lobby won bigly
>>3175548What are you gonna do, double dom me? (Man about to be quadruple dommed)744811697448116974481169
>>3175533Nah, I'm gonna post my OC and try to help my club grow anyway.
>>3175554STOLEN ELECTION IT DOESN'T COUNT
>>3175554We ran a lobby and fuji kiseki won decisively, it was a really fun thing
>>3175558But the lobby (room) was won by Fujis
>>3175566Ignore retards, much appreciated anon. You're awesome
>>3175566dang that was OC? Very nice.
>>3175566>tryEven you know you won't succeed, if you had any confidence you wouldn't have said try. Give up
>>3175566Ignore that crab, you are good
>>3175563WE WUV YOU DIGIGOAT331852643318526433185264
Allow me to express anger worth something...It's absolutely criminal how little fanart Pearl gets.
>>3175567She "won" the poll but lost the race, can't American politicians still lose even if they get more votes? I see it that way
>>3175585Shes unpopular sadly, doesnt help her career despite being hopekino is a lot of taiki glazing
>>3175585good.
>>3175571Ikemen might've won the battle, but browns will win the war.
>>3175528Kek in that case>Xogger is dead>Stam isn't an issue anymore>Evo skills>A new scenatio that isn't absolute dogshitLots of stuff to be actually excited about next month, so I think threads will naturally become more fun again.
>>3175588I am kinda miffed she decided to dodge that first international win
>>3175583OH NO NO NO NO NO NO FRONTKEKS WE GOT TOO COCKY328696593286965932869659
>>3175593To be fair, I dont even think its been unfun lately, like if you actually look in the broader picture quality and discussion remains incredibly high. Issue is...way too many of want to argue about the most retarded shit ever, and its fine to argue its in our nature. But can it be about something we give a shit about like localization
>>3175597>"I" when he wins>"WE/THEY" when he losesMost vantablack nigger award
>>3175596That shit was so pointless. I think its cuz a lot of ojisans are mad that she "stole" taikis honor.
>>3175599Every single time I come here I see people argue about dumb shit or get mad for no reason. Quality is in the gutter
>>3175600Are you a newfag or retarded. we got too cocky is a staple /v/ shitpost
SBR is on standby until I mutate a Dirt Fuji KisekiThank you for your patience
>>3175604Sounds good
>>3175601That was BASED and and she should have done it! Or hell, have her defeat Shuttle in that race offscreen as a secret even if she beat her in some races beforehand
>>3175603Ignore the crab
>finally max upgraded all my R cardsI don't even know why I did that.
>>3175602Eh I guess some days are worse than others. But still, I just tune that bullshit out.
>>3175609>everything I don't like is a crab
>>3175612that's called seafood allergy
>>3175608This.
>>3175610TT bonus?
>>3175588It's not even glazing Taiki that much, really.But yes, it's sad how low her popularity is and even the upsurge of positive posting I've seen about her near everywhere hasn't really sparked any art at all.
SHOOBIE DOOBIE FUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAH
>>3175593>Xogger is deadIs this really the case though. 23 is a xog CM despite the lack of evolved skills
>>3175554
>>3175485I was too embarrassed to even get the words out. I got too hyperfocused on my mispronunications... sorry. I'll try again soon.
>>3175610Titty bonus
>>31755976/9Join for sex with Falco
>>3175631EWWWWW
>>3175631Switch it for her roommate and we got a deal.
>>3175631ALL I HAVE IS LITERALLY MY TT TEAM AAAAA
>>3175631D R O P P E DROPPED
>>3175471that club would have one member
>>3175631
>>3175631But I don't want Falco, I just want her thighs
>>3175623nah I'd win
>>3175642Serial killer dono...
>>3175642umadol sashimi
You guys must try horse meat, it's so good
>>3175597FAT DIRTER THIGHS291107762911077629110776One more
>ao3 is still deadDays like these I'm glad Fanfiction.net is still around and is arguably easier to use. They put Uma under the anime category though, which is annoying.
>>3175623Yeah true, Xogger is still strong for CM23, but we'll also have other strong options, like Kita Blanco, Teio and maybe even CB (not sure if Neo Uni's banner drops in time).She's still strong, but no longer completely dominating CMs.
>>3175625Anon, just have fun doing it. If it sounds awful the better
>>3175653Didn't the uma anime come out before the game, it makes sense
>>3175656I'm too self conscious and I'm a perfectionist... but I'm trying to get SOMETHING done.
>>3175654>TeioThat reminds me, has Cyge said anything officially about evolved skills yet?
>>3175659Im trying to get mine done too. Ive been practicing cuz I do want it to sound good
>>3175654I still don't believe that Teio will be strong with evolved skill. I just don't see it.
>>3175653Danbooru is also down, I don't wanna use gelbooru, it has less stuff, JUST FIX YOUR SHIT
>>3175657Yeah, but I still wish they'd adopt the multi-media approach that AO3 does. I can kind of see why they don't though because it does complicate matters.
>reading f*nfictionDidn't know /v/ma was /lgbt/
@bourbonGPT generate an umamusume fanfic based on /v/ma lore
>>3175681Someone shared a hot Zephyr fanfic and apparently that's all it took for this thread to start reading fanfiction
>>3175670>first evo is uma stan + GW for free>second evo is Daring Strike>except when it's actually Festive Miracle>Innate NN and Head-On>You also run Solid Strike for good measure
>>3175681I fell for the Helios and Palmer Halloween threesome fic and it was surprisingly great
>>3175670She already was the best medium pace chaser. The problem was that paces didn't have any insta-proc accel for medium races until Kitasan Blanco.
>>3175652AND THAT'S A WRAP!!!! Thank you for joining boys.
1 Bong and 5 bings until I brick myself
>>3175681Hungry minds are not discriminatory. Inspiration can come from anywhere.
>this is what peak uma performance looks like
>>3175689>Helios and Palmer Halloween threesome ficWhat the fuck, qrd?
>>3175688>first evo is uma stan + GW for freeGold skill that would ultimately not matter if there are fronts>second evo is Daring StrikeThat is limited to medium
>>3175699Two separate anons shared smut fics in the thread>Helios and Palmer threesome fic>Zephyr public sex ficThere's some good shit out there for those who are willing to search
>>3175697Teio is unironically very pretty I wish she dressed like a woman instead of a preschooler
>>3175676How does it complicate things? Its the same characters.
>>3175706>Teio is unironically very pretty I wish she wasn'tworst take ever
>>3175670I cant see how you can read her evolved skills, borrow solid strike and not think she won't be insanely busted
>>3175709Der/v/ danchou....
>>3175697I took this thing on a date today
>>3175707I meant it'd complicate the UX, especially since the personality differs between the anime and games, and not to mention the anime-specific characters like Walmart Hat or Belno. You also have to then devise a way for one media type to somehow share multiple categories...
>>3175701>Gold skill that would ultimately not matter if there are frontsnon-stop ogurislop during mant didn't teach you anything about how to build pace chasers?
>>3175712Because >>3175701It's not that good for me. There should be better ones when it comes with evolved skills, or at least solid ones unlike Teio's.
>>3175706>make her dress like an ugly hag instead of sex incarnate
>>3175688Unironically I only view this as something that kept getting parroted without actually proof that it's good. I've seen this same exact opinion on other sites but no one would provide anything further when asked.For all I know you neighas are pulling this opinion from the JP evolved skills tier list or your favorite sloptubers' ass.The only ones I'm sure that are good are Rudolf and Suzuka.
>>3175701>Gold skill that would ultimately not matter if there are frontsWhat do you mean?>That is limited to mediumWell yeah, we're talking about a medium CM
Rickbros tell me, does it ever get better? She also has Left handed, Blossom and Plancha, there are a few unrelated greens but they are there because I figured I m8ght as well put her in TTParents gave me NOTHING, I got left handed from ardans card!
>>3175713You can't just call anything you disagree with der/v/.
>>3175715>Walmart Hat WHO
>>3175699One of the lines is literally>"I give that peak gawk gawk right?"And it worked for me
>>3175725Anything pedophilia adjacent can be dismissed as der/v/ tho
>>3175722Pace chasers can only go up so much when there are fronts, and can only overtake early if there's a solo front. Other than that, I can't see early evolved GW as anything good.>Well yeah, we're talking about a medium CMThen she's useless on other distances. Not what I had in mind with "strong evolved skills"
>>3175724>that deckf2pDOG...
>>3175726
>>3175721Skill effects are not subjective. You can literally open gametora right now to find out what they do.
>>3175729>I need to read this, send it
>>3175730How does that relate to Teio not being pretty?
>>3175724If you're going to train Ricky, you gotta make sure your parents are up to snuff. This was my parent setup, and I had no issue getting my greens to the point I was being offered 7 or 8 on a few runs.
>>3175724Wait do u only have 3 greens? Cuz 5 or 6 is non negotiable, otherwise you dont have an unique
>>3175737Why do you think I thought you neighas are only parroting that shit? Because I've read what it does.
Speaking of teio, i forgot is her unique buffed yet?
>>3175745Been buffed since nu-unity patch
>>3175732yeah I guess brian's evolved skills are bad too since they're only for long races
>>3175681hey we're reading high literature about zephyr going commando not>she uma'd bakushinly across the room
>>3175738AO3 is down so we cant access the archives
>>3175734Nyes, what of it little man?Maybe I should replaced Vodka card with Windy, she has Wet conditions after all and that's four out of six greens!>>3175742Its a failed first attempt, I did add two more but they don't fit the trick>>3175741I don't really want to get Fronts skills on top of greens and there aren't any good Nishino flowers that I could find..
>>3175750Doesn't seem like it.>Blaze Brian>Increase velocity for a medium duration when trying to pass another runner in the second half of the race. (Pace/Late)>second half of the race>Greatly increase acceleration late-race if the skill user led or was within 4 lengths of the lead just before late-race. (Pace, Long)>before late-raceNow compare this to Teio's. See what I mean?
>>3175757daiwa wit > marvey wit
>>3175754IMPOSSIBLE
>>3175758obviously I was talking about blaze brian who notably is a huge winner with her evolved skills. the original one is at most niche grandsire.
>>3175741I need a Rickey green borrow for PACE plese halp
>>3175765Yeah, but that's what I'm saying when they're strong. Something that would be crucial, less conditional or just very strong overall. Teio's evolved skills are mid at most.
>>3175761Unless you're training scarlet or using her power card, then it's fuku wit.Marvy is a racing card not a training card.
I use Teio from time to time, but I also fail to see how her evolved skills would save her.
Damn it Wildwood made me want to go to Oregon even more, it must be a natural paradise
>>3175770I hate to break it to you but you're bad at the game if you think late race acceleration skills are the only thing that matters
>>3175774Shrewd Step having a velocity component is a big upgrade, and midrace velocity with a chance of carryover and also accel is also a big upgrade. Now, they're both big upgrades because her kit fucking sucks, unlike Brian's who base alt gets a smaller upgrade because Beeline and In Body are both generically useful skills
>>3175485I WOULD BUT YOU FAGGOTS CHOSE MS. VICTORIA FOR NO REASONIT SHOULD BE UMAPYOI DENSETSU, YOU WOULD HAVE A LOT OF SUBMISSIONS IF IT WERE UMAPYOI DENSETSU
>>3175782Well, if my 14 plats are proof that I'm bad at the game while only thinking late race accelerations are the only thing that matters, then I'll gladly take I'm bad at the game.
>>3175774Her only problem was being a pace chaser and Kitasan Blanco just saved paces.
>>3175485Is there a karaoke video FOR Ms. Victoria? I'm having serious timing issues and I'd feel it'd help a little bit to have a karaoke video to guide me.
>>3175732Medium races are literally half the races that matter in this game.
>>3175774phase 0 target speed
is it just me or is end of GL burnout been worse than MANT burnout
>>3175806imagine if you had to build nunity sprinters in mantthat's what we are having now
>>3175806They made the schedule extra cancer for no reason
>>3175796https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_oa_9nEzR4maybe this is ok
>>3175810Is No Reason the biggest villain in the umaverse?
I have a question, would it be easier to mutate a Mile G uma for miles or a Medium G uma for mediums?I need to know for future plans
>>3175806This is just every dirt CM ever, you guys just skipped the last one because it was even worse since it was a Medium
>>3175806Not just you. It's basically bordering on a betrayal. We were promised something better-and we did get it... as the reworked URA and Unity. Plus, MANT in Japan was way worse and only had those QoL tweaks near its end whereas we had them from the start. GL wasn't the breath of fresh air promised so a lot of us left, and unfortunately it's through no fault of the Japanese players who actually DID get a break thanks to GL.
>>3175774I would say "save" in this case just means giving her something worthwhile. It's not that she's a top tier meta threat or anything, but rather goes from doing nothing to being able to do things.
>>3175818it was better>t. quickly slapped together xog double dom plat
>>3175806For me at least it's not that bad, but I've also been ahead of schedule on aces and parent grinding for most of GL. At this point I'm effectively finished with everything except just one more TT uma to keep my score afloat for the first couple weeks of GM.Also, the MANT burnout was really fucking bad around in the CM before Nu-Unity came out, threads were almost desolate.
>>3175774I'm sorry to bust your bubbles but she'll only go from unusable to viable at most. She still wouldn't be able to match the meta once evolved skills comes out with even more meta characters.
>4 glue tier runs>1 humiliating mile S lowrollI love glue live
>>3175818I did, I am and I will keep on doing it until they release 1 dirtoid that doesn't suck aka Tran-chan.
>>3175806the complainers will complain about every scenario
Installing Hachimi and Haku is the best thing I ever did holy shit the game runs great, I can analyse all races and I have all my veterans at my disposal for actual classifying
>>3175834>frontards when their umas don't have built-in groundwork
>>3175808Why do we have to do GL though..?
>>3175806Peak MANT burnout got sucker punched by NUnity, but before that dropped it was pretty dismal, I'm pretty sure some people memed the Kita reign saving the game
>>3175485I refuse to listen to Ms Victoria until I win a CM
>>3175815Perhaps a more attention grabbing image will get people interested, both are miserable, I know, but which one doesn't brick your ability to finish the career in a first place
Nishino mught go down as the worst queen ever if this second term doesn't improve.Her approval rate is already plummeting
>>3175815why would you ever train a medium G trainee?
>>3175839I didn't even recall her having in-kit GW but it won't matter much since we'll be using the gold version anyways. And it matters none to me especially cause I'm not a metanigger I just don't care about any currently released dirters and mutating feels worse than stapling my dick to a running stove.
>>3175851The only actual troublesome mutation is people who have to win the Tenno Sho Sping/KKK Sho while building for sprints because you need a ton of wasted stamina. We statmog the fuck out of everyone else, so even if you're building stamina on a sprinter, you're still going to crush the races. Otherwise, it really doesn't matter, so look at both and see if they have distance specific skills or if one is at least able to use their gold/evolves on the other distance
I just saw the nastiest block in a pub where my Digitan was the better of the three and she ulted straight into a front-páce blob while the other 2 digitans ran around it ending 1st and 2nd while mine stopped dead and ended up 7th
>>3175853And how would (You) rate Nishino Flower's reign?
>starting to get bored of umaI'm actually scared, what if I stop liking it entirely?
>>3175860Your Digitan got to sniff uma ass so she ended the race happier.
>>3175815Should be about the same in theory. Looking at the kits of the two Miracles,>Miracle (fat) has a gold heal, late surger Daring Strike, and a final corner target speed unique that gets stronger on long races>Miracle (thin) has Speed Star, N&N, and a late-race current speed unique that gets stronger in sprint/mile racesI think you'd definitely want to do a medium race so that both are on relatively equal footing; a mile race would massively unbalance things in favour of thin Miracle. Preferably one where fat Miracle's unique either procs mid-race or far enough into late-race that it wouldn't be eaten by the accel zone, like a Kyoto track or something
>>3175808I took like two weeks to grind out a 9* medium taiki for that. I didn't even get one, then nunity made that time worthless.
>>3175858>>3175879I see, at first I was thinking about mile but I haven't considered their kits, maybe three races between themFat Miracle has to run Kikuka Sho and Tenno Sho Spring as well after all plus those growths don't inspire confidence
>>3175806It is for me. I played all MANT CMs, but for GL I refuse to do any more manual runs so I'm skipping the last two CMs.
>>3175863Remember what you got into this for, sometimes it's easy to lose focus with the CM garbage, remember what made you fall in love with it in the first place
>>3175896kwab
Fukubros, how's it looking tonight?
SAY GOODBYE TO MY CARATS
>>3175819 I don't have many problems with mint. A lot of people will complain about song RNG or lopsided or underperforming song currency generation, but the only thing that has bothered me is that I just can't use any cards. I have to use kitasan + tachyon + third speed+ lello + finemo + Teio. I've got all these other cards and there is zero possibility of using any of them if they're not a speed card. 20% speed characters have had an advantage in the past, but this has felt like the biggest gap since URA, and guess what, I don't train any umas with 20% speed growth. I just trained pasa for the first time in months because I'm low efforting this CM, and it was the first time that I've tried two speed and I hit stat line the first try. It's just so not fucking fair. The only real flexibility I've had was using Sr curren speed for the Sprint, and Jordan / Shakur / Suzuka for heals for med/long. The only non-speed substitution I've made is using sweep wit for my end closers. Every time I tried to slot Ruby for lightning surge the stat line deflated immediately.When you have to use basically the same deck for all six cms it starts to feel really samey.
>>3175908WOE3 RYANS BE UPON YE
>>3175585No, it's criminal how little fanart my wife gets.
HOLY SHIT CHECK YOUR INBOX
HOLY SHITTO
Please tell me we never use the filthy sickening drunk slut ever again once this scenario is over. I wan't strangle her to death and defile her corpse.
FUCK I FORGOT TO FINISH MY TRANSFER REQUEST AGAIN
HOLY SHIT BIG GIBS FOR ONCE
CYGENEROUS
>>3175918>>3175920>Another card voucherThese absolute assholes would rather get their teeth smashed with a hammer rather than give us guaranteed 3* umas
PLACE YOUR BETS
Ryan needs an alt haircut anything else is just copium.
It's really that easy
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
>>3175915>mintMant*But actually I meant Grand live.
AW SWEET A FREE 3* TIC->Well... at least she's cute. Even if it sucks, there are worse things to have in my collection than a card of one of my favourite umas, right?
>throw in a cheeky tenner>rainbow gate>ryanIt's not Nano but I can't complain, luv me some Ryan
Hot period
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>3175929well...>
I N UNU
T-thanks...
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH 90 PARFAITS!?
>>3175940>>3175936>>3175941>>3175942>>3175943This is why they keep giving us these garbage tickets instead of uma ones, they are actual trash.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>3175948Give them to Makween
CHEEKY TENNER AWARDGUESS THE UMA!
>The following is brought to you by Mejiro Ryan's delusions. Viewer discretion is advised.This event story's going to be a good one I can tell
>>3175934HOLY FUCKI DIDN'T GET BRICKEDLET'S GOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSTnGtzPU_A
>>3175954HACHIMI
Oh, this card is LB1 now, cool
>Bono is in the event:)
>>3175952Honestly, Shakur ain't the worst thing in the world if you need to get a Spurt lineage looped.
How the fuck have I been spooked by turf turf turf shakur 3 times yet haven't gotten a single creek or fine?
>>3175948Eat them all big boy
>>3175963I got HALLO HALLO'd again and I've had her MLB since the first Kita run.
>>3175963Its my fault, I needed your card luck to luckshit MLB Creek
>>3175954NOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN! THIS IS THE THIRD OFF BANNER NISHINO!
Bruh
>>3175973>Game has impossible achievements
>>3175972Der/v/ sends its regards
>>3175973>Literally impossibleWhat's the point of achievements like this in video games?
>>3175972ONE OF US>ONE OF USONE OF US>ONE OF US
It's just that easy
Now this changes my selector plans. 3LB Kita once GM starts is huge for me.
I fucking hate trainee banners
>>3175966Happy! Lucky!
Thank you game, very informative
Event ruined by the presence of Ryan. skip skip skip skip thanks for the gibs.
>>3175984Vagueposting GODS
>>3175972I also rolled Nishino off banner when going for Kita/Dia. And I have this card at 3LB now.
>>3175983STOP GIVING ME D*RTOIDS
>>3175991>dirt cm>complains about getting dirt umas
She looks so damn beautiful but Idk if I can afford her, what do I do??
>>3175916I TANKED YOUR CURSE FOR MY UMAWIFE.WITNESS ME
>>3175998S E X
>>3175998>Release a song where none of the umas have localsWhaow
The game knew I'm still juggling the idea of not pulling for Ramonu in favor of sticking to umarolling so its slowly prepping me for my already treacherous journey that will be doubled down soon
>>317600283k is more than enough to save back up for ramonu
>>3175991BEGONE FOUL BEAST
>>3176003I really hope you didn't brick yourself Fujinbro
I have swimsuit Spe too but i prefer this arrangement desu.
>>3176010>4 digit carat countWell... he's a piggy, so maybe he can recover for Ramonu and Bourbot.
>>3175984
>>3176007Here's the problem, I also want Mr. CB, arguably even more than Ines
>>3176010Partially, got 14k in the bank left, and 3 crystals. It'll work out
Wait, how many carats are you lot saving for the Ramonu banner? With the 120 freepulls you only need 42k to double spark
Meh. Not bad but her SR speed is legitimately better. Rather use that + borrow Teio than use the SSR and borrow a sprint speed card.
>>3176008welp, can't complain with the offbanners
>>3176020I mean I have other things to pull besides ramonu so I have 2 sparks and 4 crystals
>feelings I'll never know firsthandwtf she's literally me
>>3176020It's not ramnou that's the problem. It's the L'arc brick wall with both speed pasa and wit mcqueen back to back. Throw in an uma pull or two in the middle and you're not paying next months rent.
I think I finally know what to draw for Flower. It is once again a reference to a better game. I am very creative.
>sprint welfare card right after the sprint CMCyjews strike again.
>>3176020It's not Ramonu I'm worried about, it's having to go to pity on another uma banner next month. Maybe 2. And my pull plan in the far future is looking grim, and that's missing a couple cards I "should" roll for.
>>3176028it's so funny that Ryan is literally just /fit/ but umamusume
>>3176028Wait she actually looks kinda cute here
Would you guys keep this?
>>3176039Yes I would, GGP material
>>3176028Ryan...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIWHvPP0U64
wow that sucks
>>3176039Looks like a good great grandparent at the very least.
My sprinters look a little funny
>>3176026am i bricked for ramonu?
>30 clocks>90 parfaits >zero TP potsWhy???
>>3176043She sucks me
did the japs have to do loops by hand? didn't they get autos at the same time as global? man that sounds like pure torture
fucking cunt
>>3176049If you have less than 3 crystals yeah
>>3176047GODyano spottedI'll let her out of her cage next scenario.
>>3176054Yup, they had to do MANT runs, if they wanted good parents
>>3176057i have 2 crystals, i think i'm cooked
i don't think i'll ever understand TT.
>>3176041>>3176045The whites just don't seem all that great besides 1 or 2, what do you guys see that I don't?
>>3176061AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH STOP IT'S TOO FUCKING SCARY
>>3176049I think you are fine for Ramonu but idk about Borbin right after
Has anyone ever used any of these other than the parfait?
H-haha...what the fuck??
what are the odds of needing to pity two trainee banners in a row?
>>3176068>what do you guys see that I don't?I'm looking at nimble, slipstream, PTO, Head-on, Downhill Speedster, On the Attack. Great hints that work on any track. You use her as GGP to build your distance-specific GPs. Of course, if you have your 10~15-white giga GGP then yes you can glue her
>>3176065Just get lucky
Spend 200 on Ramonu, get lucky, skip the scam card, 400 on Borbin
>>3176078Higher than you think.
>>3176078it's either 0% or 100%, 0% if it didn't happen to you and 100% if it happened to you, i'm in the 100% (kita white and VFujin)
>>3176077Maybe she spot struggled on the downhill and was saved
>>3176077You probably only struggled for a single second, had that happen to me once or twice during the last Mile CM
>>3176078Helios was my third in a row.
>>3176068Downhill Speedster and Slipstream are both uncommon generics and med corners is always nice to have. Nimble nav is also nice to have around for future loops.
>>3176086That can happen? >>3176087THAT can happen?? Fascinating...
>>3176081>>3176089Ok I'll keep it thanks for explaining it
>>3176078I think the only trainee banner i've ever pity'd on was machan's and she is a sprinter front which is the absolute worst combo for my deck
>>3176068Not one of those anons but>Nimble Nav>Slipstream>Playtime's Over>Downhill Speedster (EXTREMELY rare skill right now unless you just rolled VRyan)>Head-On and On the Attack for pacesThat's a very good selection of high-value whites for a generic or pace parent lineage
>>3176078there's a 22% chance to have to go to pity, so it's 4.84% chance to have to pity twice and>>31760881% to have to pity thrice
>>31760785%Bettet than the 1% I hit not getting a single kita from both banners with 600 pulls in total.
>>3176039>>3176068these are all pretty solid
I really hope Gold Ship beat Ivy from Soul Calibur but I doubt it, it's not looking good brehs
>>3176093>THAT can happen?? Fascinating...Yeah, you need to be at a certain distance against another oonige to spot struggle. Looking at your image she seems quite far from you. Sometimes you can skip the whole thing if theirs is shit and failed accels, and you have the perfect GW TTL Conc witcheck + power.
DUDE JOBS LMAODUDE MUSCLES LMAO
>>3176105DUDE ...thinking
>Ryan imagines her family members as the characters in her smut storiesOh, she nasty
>>3176105Imagine the double paizuris
DUDE PROSTITUTION LMAO
Ines fujin is making me act completely unwise
>>3176111That's not curren though
>>3176111Nobody wants to fuck Falco
>>3175806Its not been too bad desu, but ending GL or a dirt cm is a bit of a shit note to end
can someone inform me about the following characters in this stage of the game>>3175966Summer McQueen: know nothing about her>>3175983Rickey: i know a lot about her, but i think it's too late to start the loopa mines>>3175991OG Falco: i have no idea about her>>3176008XOG: is she even viable outside of CM23 anymore>Not shownVRyan: i heard she sucks
>>3176111We were literally robbed by not getting this outfit, what were they thinking?
>>3176112ONE OF USONE OF US
56 tickets and a cheeky fortyer
>>3176117>VRyan: i heard she sucksYeah me
>>3176112Don't fall for the nanoganda. The wagie is there to scam you out of your hard earned carats.
>>3176119The nanovirus... it's spreading....
FUCK I REALLY REALLY WANT INES BUT I CANNOT AFFORD ITCBRAMONUANCESTORS????I AM NOT EVEN A BIG FRONT PLAYER ANYMORE I JUST LOVE INES
What do i spend my crystal on?
>green woman from the ssr ticketFuck you guys
>>3176108>Hikari
I forgot how bad Ryan's casual outfit was
>>3176130Ramonu probably. Or just keep saving it until you get fucked on some important support banner.
>>3176065just borrow ancestors, you'll be fine, fronts don't really have that much to borrow
>>3176112HARRO HARRO
when's the next determined descent cm?
>>3176117>Summer McQueenLong distance pace chaser. She's good but will be sidelined once wit McQueen is out and that's a must use for every pace chaser.>RickeyDirtGOD, relies on getting 6 usable green skills for every CM she's good in.>FalcoGood front, easy to mutate for turf if you want to.>XoGYeah she's pretty much sidelined for a long time after CM23. Next time she's viable there'll be a whole new cast of meta monsters that will kill her.
>>3176130SSR? You save it for Ramonu or wit Bourbon/wit McQueen if you main fronts and paces respetively.SR? You spend it on wit Seiun/speed Curren/speed Machan
I need to fuck the shit out of Ines Fujin I am no longer keeping it to myself fucking sexy ass wagie come to me
STOP POSTING LASCIVIOUS IMAGES OF THE FEATURED TRAINEE YOU DAMN SUCCUBI REEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAHHHHHH I WANT CHOCONANOBUT I HAVE NO CARATS BWEEEHHHHHH
>>3176117>Summer McQueen: Long Pace Chaser, 2nd to Brian but can't use her card to get the new midrace gold and other Paces will be able to borrow Wit Opera for Headliner, will be good in CM24>Rickey: Good but requires a lot of work + one of her golds is dirt only so you really need good cards and parents to get as many relevant skills, and having Turf G means she's irrelevant outside of 1 CM every 5 months unless you're willing to work your ass off>Falco: Good generic Front who isn't Dirt locked if you're willing to try>XOguri: Still good on every medium since it's not like they're nerfing her, there'll just be other strong umas>VRyan: Requires a downhill before late race to do anything. Not really going to be good until like, CM30 or some LoH. Cygames cursed all downhill/uphill focused umas
The hat stays on, Torena-san
CHOCOLATE-COVERED TITSLICKYLICKYLICKYLICKY
>>3176157>hat stays onThen explain THIS???
>>3176165FRECKLES
>>3176165WTF
>>3176135>>3176138I almost jumped at my monitor when seeing this and her boob curtainFFUUUUUUUUUK
>>3176165Umamusume... B?
what trainee banners do I slime?
Another SSR ticket, another useless SSR
>>3176152The others are easy enough but who are the "eternal top 3"?
>>3176165Unmasked El Condor Pasa looks cute today.
>Event has too much milkAnd Biko is there too
>>3176175You need to pick a style. There are umas/cards for every style in your pull plan except late.
>>3176177Oguri, Creek, and Inari?
which umas/cards do i add/remove from the plan, all i've added is all the scenario banners + free pull banners + all the meta fronts? I'm front primary/pace secondary (already did 5 cheeky tenners for helios + had to go to pity for VFujin)
>almost not CM22 public lobbiesholy shit this game is fucking dead
>>3176182dream journey speed is just a maximalist plan if I somehow end up being rich at that point
Why is everyone doing pull plans? should I do them too? is it irresponsible to not do it?
>>3176152NOOOOO THEY POWERCREPT MY TITLE
>>3176186You literally have budget for everything except ONE card. In like 2 years.You can get lucky once and have the budget.
>>3175887>plus those growths don't inspire confidenceOh it can't be that ba- WHAT THE FUCK
>>3176190>is it irresponsible to not do it?If you want to compete in PvP you need to have a basic gist of what you're going to pull. Otherwise it doesn't matter that much.
>>3176190>is it irresponsible to not do it?If you're intending to play two different styles competitively long term, maybeIf you're just going to uma roll and eventually retire to open, probably not
>>3176188Mutating shit for dirt is not fun
I NEED TO BE SMOTHERED TO DEATH BY FUJINS FAT FUCKING TITS
I don't need a pull plan when I only plan on pulling for 2 Umas in the next year and whatever meta cards I see everybody saying to pull for as they come out
Are Fujin and Sweep the biggest mass lust awakenings here?
>>3176192i just want to know which UMAS i should pull on, i know the cards, but not sure what umas i'd like to have, bc the only umas i have actual non-zero pulls on are HMaya, Parade Falco/Ricky, Kita Anime, NY Maru and Epipi, but if I want to run pace secondary, not sure who to add
>>3176194AIIIEEE THE DIGITAN SPECIAL>Still no Uma with +6% on every stat
NANOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX
Testing new guts Taiki. Come say howdy!719161037191610371916103
>>3176208Oh shiddd :DDDD a mutant :DDD
Holy fuck dude I need her
>>3176186sounds of earth stamina, duramente speed, vivlos speed, gentildonna, buena vista power, chrono genesis, almond eye
>>3176194wait i'm retarded, isn't that good since every training will be boosted?
>>3176215It's GL, you don't want to go into anything other than speed and wit as much as possible.
>Ive nutted twice to Ines fujin todayJesus christ man I need her sweaty cow wagie milkers all over me asap
one-and-doneing this slop CMDon't care Mile S. I will accept my group B finals happily.
This year is so hectic for me but at least I get a huge break after the halloween banner until Dream Journey and Light O (who I also have on JP)
>>3176219Mirako comes out in GM tho...
Taking massive amounts of willpower not to post extremely suggestive fujin pics
>>3176204Brian is meta for Long and can unrape the Laurel's reign of rapeMedium seems to be NeoUni's turf sadly. OG Teio supposedly becomes goated though. Then there's Festival Tama.Sprint Mile are Pearl + C.Taiki territory. Also I've heard Helios becomes a great Pace too.Dirt goat is S.TarumaeThat's all from what I've read. I do not really know firsthand, but I have studied a bit.
>uma x fem ningen everywhere>uma x male ningen forgotten
>>3176221>Dirt princessI kneel, thankfully we're almost out of this garbage
>>3176221>522 stamSorry Princessbro but all I see is a Nice Nature victim right there
Fujin has altered my brain chemistry she is so fucking hot
Brutalized by the chicken.374842663748426637484266
>>3176152>Japan's Number Onefuck i deleted my uma with Best in Japan
Imagine a quickie fuck with fujin in the break room just before she goes back to serving customers, all with hickeys over her neck or cum deep inside her.
>>3176229TECHNICALLY she's at 562 with standard distance
>>3176230This bitch nano is making me act unwise
Fujin has altered my gender identity
>>3176229B finals almost never has debuffers that can actually kill you
>>3176233Yes while the yuricuck watches
>>3175943Gives golden DD which would be great for clanking parents if chains finished
im suffering from acute nano deficiency... aaahh aaaiiiiiieeeeeeee i need.... nano....AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw got ines in a single cheeky tenner, and the zuma in a twentiermy ramonu pulls are fucked, aren't they?
>>3176244EXPLODE
>>3176196>>3176198I intend to be Pace End, I am not good enough to do Fronts anymore. And Bourbon requires MLB right? It's over for me
>Glad you could bake it, Uther.>Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the champion, but I'm still your superior as a CM player.>As if I could forget. Listen, Uther, there's something about the nanoplague you should know. Oh no. It's too late. These anons have all been infected. They may look fine now, but it's a matter of time before they turn into coomers.>What?>This entire general must be purged.
Now that Ines Fujin's alt has released can I start the propaganda campaign for Tap Dance City
how the fuck do i get more sashes, guess i'll just request them from my club
>>3176241
>>3176233She only loves Ryan though
>>3176248based tap dance CHAD
Ryan...cute?
>anons losing their minds over an uma that isn't even as hot as daiwa or groove but with even less personality
>>3175789Agreed, but I didn't want to be a killjoy so I stopped bringing it up. Either way I don't know if Umapyoi would have had people lining up to sing either, we might still have zero entrants even with a different song. Asking people to sing Japanese stuff to recreate previous "/v/ sings" may just be a bit too unnatural to make a thing. Seems there is interest to do it but people are self conscious and need the circumstances to be JUST right in order for them to record
>>3176241Fucking nigger lmao, good riddance
Inari comes out of nowhere but it wasn't enough. We have proof of concept for the Miracle card. Last one.835788638357886383578863
>>3176250Excuse my dyslexia
>>3176251She loves seeing Ryan getting fucked by me
I want to go deep in the soup
>>3176261
>>3176264Look at those ears, man, its ridicilous
>>3176264
Just got nano after three cheeky tennersNot sure if i'm even gonna run her in any serious manner but she's cute
WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA BAZOOOIING AROOOOGA! WOOF WOOF ARF ARF! EEEEAW BWOOOAAGHHH! JEEPERS HEEPERS, BA-BUM BA-BUM OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN! BONK BONK CHUGGA CHUGGA PHWOAARRR! HONKA HONKA JEEZ LOUISE! WOWEEE OINKA OINKA HUBBA HUBBA HAHEEEEEE! ARROOOOOOOOOO! WHADDA DAAAAME! HUUUUUUUURRRRRR GRRRR BARK BARK!
>>3176264Careful, my brother died that way
>>3176261You are still a massive faggot since Fuji is one of the biggest trainerfuckers in the game, go back and kys
>tfw still working on a rickey parent and getting jack shitI'm fucked for this CM....Any Rickey torenas have a good parent borrow they can share?
Fujinfags please collect yourselves.
>>3176264SEX
>>3176264I can't stop fapping to her, she's so fucking cute
About to print ines fujins face for my onahole tonight holy shit.
>>3176270i haven't seen her once in lobbies
>>3176267Nobody has ever called her just fujiN before today
>>3176271NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODIEDIEDIEDIEGIVE ME THE CHOCOMILK
>>3176279She literally came out an hour ago
>>3176269>she's a buffer tooYeppers meta DOMINATION
>>3176279>Dirt GAnd you won't until late next month
>>3176280Incorrect retard
>that casual outfit
>>3176279She's going to be a menace in LoH, wait for that.
I am immune to Nanoganda
For me, it's Kiseki.
>>3176271Deadass that smirk got me fucking diamonds dude holy shit im about to start thrusting at my monitor
I like...Agnes
>>3176292gay or terminally broke?
>>3176290SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I want to marry Narita.
>>3176273>one of the most yuri-coded umas in the game>career is obviously written female trainer in mind, since she treats you like a princess the whole time
For me it's Tokai
>>3176290IMAGINE ALL THAT MILK
>>3176295Many say this>>3176298One guy says this a LOT
>>3176294smirk mentioned critical hit guaranteed
I love T
>>3176298
>yuri-coded
Granny saves us from being force fed tomato pie. Thanks for joining!
Id slime out my real life gf barehanded for 20 mins with fujin no cap
>>3176264>Exposed back>Pits>Almost shows butt>Front also has cleavageWhat did Cygames mean by this
I want to cum all over Ines's visor
>this thread
>>3176307
>>3176314Pandora's box was apparently a chocolate box.
Hey bros what about ryan?
>>3176310>I'd slime out my real life gf
>>3176315Is there a more for (You) musume in all of uma?
>>3176314It's hilariousI agree to all of it but I am still containing myself
>>3176317What ABOUT ryan
>>3176317Sex.
>>3176317I would have been straight up pissed if I got her instead of Nano
>>3176320>that expression A white tear ran down my leg.
>>3176317She's making THAT gesture
Stop posting nanos I cant afford her
>>3176324Excuse me?
>>3176308thanks for hostan
>>3176241you STUPID
>>3176329Oh my fucking God
>You will NEVER EVER have a big titty wagie sugar mama trainee
>>3176326Nano
WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING ON TO
>>3176336How could she be a sugar mama if she's a wagie?
>>3176340Shes in the middle of EOSing Korea
>>3176342Big sister Ines wants to take care of (You) of course
Oh boy a card I will literally never use.
>>3176340I AM HOLDING ON TO MY RATIONALITYI WILL NOT FALL FOR THE NANOGANDATHE WAGIE TSUNAMI WILL BE ENDURED
fast food wagie jeanas ines fujin slow metabolism send post
I don't care about the mcdonalds cashier.
This bitch is so fucking hot
>>3176323i got her as well, had to pity NANO i'm pissed
>>3176098You just KNOW this is gonna happen again with a non-negligible amount of ramonu pullers and it WILL break some of them.
IMAGINE
>>3176317I like her.
>>3176350Aston Machan...
I'm a NEET so Fujin's charms don't work on me
>>3176349we're not talking about El Condor Pasa tho?
TOTALNANODOMINATION
>>3176355I cannot stop imagining her sweaty fuckin titties held together by the outfit
>>3176349Nobody was talking about El
I'm never pulling meta trainees again
>>3176299I'm trans btw I forgot to add that
Been lusting after fujin since her extremely lewd win animation desu neigh
>>3176358Being a NEET with a wagie mommy gf is literally the ideal combo. She loves to provide for (You), so you can laze around and do nothing all day
>>3176365see you when the next meta trainee drops
>>3176364Also incredibly hot
>>3176367Holy slut.....
>>3176340Oh wait I read a comic about it
forget about NANO, what about NANODA next week?
>>3176329Oh my Lord
>>3176346If that's your first copy of that card it's actually great for looping because she gives Sixth Sense
I wish that was me being bit in half
>SHITdy
>>3176376once in a blue moon neigha
>>3176373>who need they bull prepped
10/10 thread
>>3176376>Golden DDIs it good though?
THE FUCKING PIN WITH HER FACE IS SO GOD DAMN CUTEI NEED YOU ALL TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE CUTE ASS PIN
>>3176383Terrible but good for loopa
>>3176382I can think of one thing that would make this thread betterPost THAT
>>3176384What a fucking narcissist.
>Everyone already forgot about Helios>Literally no lewd posting during her bannernot like this zoomer bros..
>DOING HER CAREER >BOUNCING MASSIVE TIDDY EVERYWHERE
>>3176392I rolled for her....>>3175956
>>3176393NOOOOOOOTHAT SHOULD BE MEEEEE
did helios come up with this event name
>>3176392I like helios for helios, I like nano for her body
I don't think there's been a single Uma that's nuked the general harder than thisNot even something like Summer Maruzen derailed things this much
>>3176388>THATUhhhhhhhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/L4eU1pM4Bzo
>>3176392>Most of the discussion around Helios was people arguing about the localization>all that was left is shitposting about how Helios is a lesbian yurifag
>>3176396AHHHHHHHH BROS I'M GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE TRANNIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3176392People pulled for Helios without needing to post that she's a SLUT unlike some. This is a win.
GOO GOO GAGA NEIGHA I NEED MILK CREEK NEED NOT APPLY
>>3176399>open this up on my laptop>accidentally chromecast the entire doto video to the executive meeting in the conference room
>>3176398It was like this during Fujin 1 and Sweep, extremely funny how they're polar opposites
>>3176393Flash's career has a lot of bouncing too
only those who ran OG Ines Fujin in a prior CM can reply to this post, only real Nanoposters allowed
>>3176398OG Fujin did the same thing
SLOBBERIN ALL OVER CHOCOLATE COVERED TITTY NOM NOM NOM NOM
i wage therefore i am
nano WON
Just got here why are you guys Nano posting?
>>3176411SHE WON ME A PLAT NEIGHA
>>3176411Haro haro
DRAW CHOCO INES FUJIN NOW NOW NOW DOODLES CHOCOTITTIES
What nickname would Helios give her?
>>3176417She's hot
>>3176417Just came out.
>>3176424Sta-B
>>3176427MY DICKKKKKKKKKK
>>3176424RIZZE
>>3176417She's perfect
So how do I become a front trainerwhat cards are we rolling for boys?
>>3176411NANO WON ME 2 CMS!WE WUV NANO HERE
>>3176427AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS TOO FUCKIN HOT
>>3176255We need someone to take the fall and record a really shitty sing-through and post the vocaroo publicly so that people aren't afraid to send in their scuffed attempts. The fear is being worse than everyone else but if someone posts the worst thing ever surely anons will be emboldened.
>release a determined descent trainee right after the only determined descent race>next chance to use her is during chr*no's reign of terrorwhy does cygames hate ryan?
>>3176424>>3176430Rizz Showa, you be peakin with Showa Powah twin!
>>3176433Next one is barbin wit in GM then falco speed
>>3176421I'M WORKING ON IT AAAAAIIIIEEEEHave an old one tho
>>3176433wit bourbon and you're good
You guys are tripping she is not hotter than someone like Kitasan.
>>3176436basically we need to cultivate a mini /v/ the musical but drawfags put all their skills into drawing not singing so they are scared little babies. I will take one for the team but instead of singing poorly I will sing it perfectly
Why do people call Ines "nano"?
I CAN'T CONTROL ITI NEED BACK BREAKING DOGGY STYLE SEEEEEEEEEEX AFTER WORK
>>3176440
you faggots can never complain about metaslaves after this
I don't wanna grind dirt no more Danchou
The uma that makes me the most feral is still months away.I would do unspeakable things to Satono Crown's armpits.
>>3176427FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>3176444Because she is clinically retarded and her brain doesn't work, that's why she repeats that all the time, people call her that to make fun of her disability
>>3176444She uses the -nano verbal tic
Stop nanopostingI will not roll for Ines Fujin
>>3176446She sucked so much cock in the spiderman movie
>>3176443>Machan torena in the fuckhueg Machan suitKEK
>>3176439Falco speed, interesting.How long does S. Maru stay a thing for front trainers?
>>3176442TRVTH NVKEEEEEEEEE
>>3176456Yes (you) will danchou. You already did.
>>3176459Until almond fraud iirc
>>3176455Like Naruto?
>>3176439>>3176441How many LBs? NTA but I'd hate being unable to never run Fronts again
>>3176449Nobody is talking about how good she is in meta, they seemingly just find her sexy and I don't blame themProbably just titmogged flatties like >>3176456 who are sourgrapesposting
>>3176455I like it when smug lolis end their sentences with "na no ja" so I suppose I will allow people to like Ines for a similar tick.
>>3176373No one's pulling for her with these banners before her and after her
So will danchou cheat on Opera O with Fujin?
>>3176460Kitasan isn't that hot
>>3176451I saw an image that would permanently change /v/ma's perspective of a certain uma, and the craziest thing was, it was official
>>3176471>vagueposting
>>3176471You can't just say that and not share.
>>3176464Barbin is 3LB or up
>>3176468read the article in the /v/mapyoi Times
>>3176461That's not me. I'm busy.
>>3176468Spending time with different concubines isn't 'cheating' that's not how harems work
>>3176465my oshi? christmas oguri
All rebooblicans can talk about is boobs. An entire thread with non-stop nanoposting and all they can mention about her is her breasts. Just complete slaves to their lusts. Memewhile whenever people swoon about a demoflat it's a full package of memes, focus on their story, and gameplay while the looks are only one component of the discussion.In conclusion: Put shock collars around rebooblican necks and electrocute them whenever they start hornyposting again.
>>3176479Stop that!
>>3176459so it's gonna be>SMaru + Kita>SMaru + Pasa (at L'arc)>Falco + SiL (during GFF)>Falco + Ai (4th Anni)>then bullshit for 1 years>??? + tap dance city (Beyond Dreams)>>3176433Wit: Ramonu -> Bourbon -> DaiwaSpeed: Pasa -> Falco -> Almond Eye -> TapStam: Creek -> Air Shakur -> DotoPower: Nishino -> Bourbon -> TamaGuts: Orfe -> Stay Gold
>>3176376That's cool, except for the part I literally never play fronts.
>>3176481No fat chicks
>>3176392Our threads were legit and literally unusable during her banner. I wanted to post about her and her career but fuckers who didn't even pull for her wouldn't stop talking about her le localization. First time I went to the other board to career dump instead of the usual career dump in here.
>>3176482Can we put shockclamps on rebooblican nipples instead?
>>3176476It's over then
>>3176473>>3176474It's the ones you don't expect you have to look out for. Very robbed by denying this alt
>having so much fun being a racist that I forgot to reset my fan run>come back>WHAM BAM TICKET>dupe rice showerback to racismshould I pimp out my Sentra or my 240SXOr maybe my corolla but I kind of wanna keep that looking stock
tinfoil hat: This is a metaslave falseflag to justify their metaslaving by exaggerating Nano's appeal.
>>3176482>the McQueen posts in question: >>3174141
>>3176489Sorry but her localization tickles the /v/tard itt too muchIt's literally in our nature(although I didn't argue much, my only complaint is that I want "torepi" back)
What if rice shower was an adult like maruzensky?
>>3176489>First time I went to the other board to career dumpThat's actually fucked why would you ever do that??? we would've appreciated it
Huh?
>>3176417Cygames psyop in full display
>>3176494We've already had multiple toreinas yeppin' out
>>3176505Wrong uma
>>3176502
>>3176505wait i don't even think that's yeppers, i think that's Tsumaru?
>>3176489Oh, I was wondering why there was a dump over there. Thank you for your service.
>>3176496Ines 1 also killed billions and she wasn't exactly metaThe truth is, a girl-next-door with huge bazongas and a chill personality is many people's dream girl. A rich princess like idk Dia or a model like Gold City among others would never pay attention to "us".But the poorfag wagie next door that you see working odd jobs all the time? Suddenly even (You) have a sliver of a chance
>>3176506>>3176508>it's actually /v/mawon: the squeakquelyep..pers?
>>3176498I know it's our nature but her localization wasn't even that bad aside from some stupid nicknames.>>3176501Appreciated it my ass. Everything was getting buried by the localization talk.>why would you ever do thatBecause they weren't melting down there and I wanted to post about her career in a usable thread.
>>3176504Why only Fujin's banner?
RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3176510Based on the dump she was much more friendly and flirtatious too, like in a believeable way. Similar GF material to Nice Nature.
>>3176510>Ines 1 also killed billionsno she didn't I've never seen anyone use her
>>3176512It's crazy how much one obsessed nigger can ruin a thread.
The scars left in my heart by the ryan mines are too deep. Somebody else read the event story and tell me if it's worth reading.
>>3176521So then that kills the metafag theory if people had similar reactionsmaybe people just find Fujin hot, especially in a maid outfit. Just a thought
>>3176494I'd fuck my brother in law
>>3176512iirc the room that didn't fill also happened during a time a localization talk was happening
>>3176522Was more than one person and I'll die on that hill. Stop bringing it up and move on.
>>3176524if people liked her they'd use her if she wasn't meta and they didn't
>>3176524>So then that kills the metafag theoryHow? They didn't use her when she was not meta and now we're going to see her in almost every CM. How does that disprove it?
>>3176512I really hope you will do more in the future here, I genuinely wanted to see her career, that's a shame anon
Is Ines on the miss Victoria list? How many anons actually used her up till now?
>>3176512>Wasn't that badMaybe it's an age thing, because half the shit she says is zoomer nonsense without any meaning to it.She wasn't on my radar to begin with and I'm not one to hate on umas, but she's definitely the bottom of my own personal list of umas I like so far.That's all I have to say and will say on the matter.
You can tell this is a psyop because of the critical lack of angry posts about Ryan fucking them over.
>>3176489>threads are so shit, people are leaving for /vg/
>>3176528>>3176529>decide to roll on umas instead of cards>"haha idiot have fun not ever winning a CM again">roll for a sexy uma>dude why are you not entering the CM if you like that uma so much fucking hate metafags!
>>3176534We don't polycotton to coping tropes around here.
>>3176534That could just mean that anons wanted Ryan all along.
>>3176538why are you playing the game if you're not playing it?
>Wagie-induced lust
>>3176536Good. Faggots should leave and stay there
>>3176534There is only like 1 ines fag, you can confirm this because almost no one uses her but during her og banner there were "many" of them, but suddenly she disappeared until today when she becomes meta. It's all fake engagement by the ines fags or even cygames. Do not trust them
>>3176534I'm not gonna be mean to my wife's wife
Bros... We lost
>>3176546Did you actually expect us to win
>>3176546>reddit shipgood
post more cute nanos
>>3176539What?
>>3176551Hello I'm a Cygames shill and here's a pic of my cute wife
These two are fucking each other's brains out every night at their dorm room. I would hate to be either one's trainer, because I would be made to feel like a third wheel all the time.
>>3176551
Remember when they were shilling Hokko every single day? Where are they?
>>3176559Coomers... are a treacherous kind...
>>3176559She's unavailable now so there's no need to shill her hometown anymore.
>>3176541Umarollers tend to enjoy the visual aspect of it, rather than the character. They DO exist, more of them exist than there are people who take the PVP seriously. If people only rolled on meta umas, CyGames would make no money. People who still actually like the game and look forward to new umas tend to like the characters and their stories.Anytime someone rolls on a "bad" character, you have metafags saying they're bricking themselves, she's useless etc etc which is exactly what you said about Fujin the first time. People raved about Fujin the first time for completely non-meta reasons, she wasn't even all that good, but people did run her.
>>3176553How new?
>>3176548Ivy wasn't THAT bad of a matchup but we don't have the FOTM pull anymore
>>3176559I'd say my shilling was successful because it clearly worked to some anons.
>>3176556You fool, I'm fucking her trainer's brains out too. I never lose, bitch.
>>3176512I hope you do more dumpies in the future anon, I do actually enjoy them a lot
>>3176556Genuinely what compels you to do this? Yeah yeah had to reply to it .jpg seriously though is it funny to you is or legitimate mental illness?
still not going to tomakomai
>>3176559I'm glad I found out debuffers are better than paces in dirtslop just in time
>>3176546Like I said in a prior threadIf we didn't win the last one, we sure as hell weren't going to win this one especially after being exiled off the board like a bunch of fucking jews
>>3176568It's supposed to be the Dirt CM but I have only seen like 1 Hokko
>>3176558I hate this smug look....why does she keep looking at me like this.....
It's so over
>>3176572Just an attention starved faggot
>>3176572Do you actually think you will get a straight answer from a schizo? You don't reason with these "people"
>>3176581Guess he has to keep Seeking the Pearl
>>3176543We truly are a /v/tard colony.
>>3176581Fight on fellow Pearl Warrior, I believe in you
>>3176550>Golshibroken
>>3176581fake story nobody would look for seeking the pearl merch
>>31765652013.
>>3176559her entire gimmick is to shill for her crappy townIt's one note, like DUDE WIND. Nano is sexier and less annoying. She looks better when you take off the visor.I also expect to see people getting really wound up over Bakushin Sexo edition.
May i divert your attention towards this Cute Shower for a brief moment?
>>3176587
>>3176597Nofuck that whorehope her leg explodes
>>3176595But her sexo edition comes out in 2029 by latest estimates
>>3176597rice neighers have overstayed their welcome
>>3176599barbin...
>>3176597We love Rice Hero here
>>3176600Blink and it will be here before you know itCyGames will accelerate twice the rate we are now
>>3176581That just means that Pearl merch is so in demand that they sold out of all of it
>>3176597Cute Rice. I will buy her 3 (yes, THREE) loaves of bread tomorrow morning when I go to the bakery for a quickie with Fujin.
I'm going to start the No Reason propaganda.
Most Culturally Impactful Dirters in /v/ma:Falco >>>>>>>>> Windy > Rickey > Acute = Hokko >>>>>> Unreleased Dirters
>>3176514probably some kind of satanic dogwhistle or predictive programming. I took the liberty of looking more into the significance of this name, in order to determine its true esoterical significance. אינס פוג׳ין (Ines Fujin):א (Aleph) 1י (Yod)Yod10נ (Nun)50ס (Samekh)60 = 121פ (Pe)80ו (Vav)6ג׳ (Gimel)3י (Yod)10ן (Final Nun)50= 149 Thus we can determine the absolute Gemmatria value of 'Ines Fujin' as the number 270, which is to say a 9 in reduced vale, or 93 according to Mispar Siduri. The absolute value in particular is extremely telling, and somewhat concerning depending on your predisposition towards the occult. In standard Hebrew gematria, 270 is written ר״ע (Resh–Ayin). Remove the numerical punctuation and you obtain רע. This string of syllables can be read as Ra or Re'a, and it denotes evil and wickedness. Notable passages in the Scripture that contain these exact same characters include Genesis 6:5, in which God decribes humanity's wickedness prior to the great flood. It is also the same word that is used to describe the Tree of Knowledge (Also known as the Tree of Good and Evil ((Re'a))). This only scracthes the surface of it, but it's more than enough to confirm what the keen eye of the practitioner is more than able to spot at a glance, the exact kind of higher force that toys with man's lust the same way the ruthless predator plays with its food, tearing apart and eating the heart and the soft guts (vessel of the soul) then tossing aside its still-live prey to bleed out in slow but certain agony. To all those who are yet to fall for this most foul spell, I say be wary. Be very wary. We are never truly out of the woods with these kinds of people.
Goddamnit the event result prediction stopped working, I should've made my ace a week ago
>>3176559Hello I like Hokko and she was very cute in her careerhttps://files.catbox.moe/goqki1.jpg
>>3176618Was that WIP ever finished?
>>3176614Gacha games are inherently demonic
>>3176572I despise yuri + I am ill
>>3176611The seeds have already been planted a long time ago.
>>3176612>windy
>>3176620Gonna paint it after i draw flower
>>3176623You know what, I respect it man.
>>3176625>The seeds have already been planted a long time ago.Why?
>Finally get Mile S after 6 runs>Start getting mood down spamHoly shit, this game is really testing my patience, I just can't get a good ace done.
>>3176611Make your ritualpost at least good
>>3176623>I am illGet better soon
https://jiggie.fun/xwPmtEhttps://jiggie.fun/xwPmtE
>>3176629No Reason.
Newmafags don't know how to do umaganda right
>>3176618Damn son nice
>>3176635According to fujinfags all you gotta do is post boobies.
>Yurischizo hates yuri so much he spams retarded nonsense to ensure that the actual yurifags in the thread never post anything outside of /u/ in fear of being shit on for even breathing
>>3176627>spoilerBased.
>>3176581She has like a keychain and a couple standees that I'm seeking out.Shit sucks though. Uma merch in general is increasingly hard to find.>>3176593Hi, I'm nobody.
So, like, what does Ominous Portent do?
>>3176635No no, she intrigues me a bit, the fact that she kicks her trainer to the curb if he answers a question wrong is kinda based>>3176638Don't encourage the mentally ill. A literal schizo spammer at that.
>>3176637Like I said, you don't even understand how or why the nanoganda is effective. You think "oh it's just posting boobies", but I see that for other uma campaigns and it doesnt work the same way. I see this newmaganda and it's like they're trying to force a square block through a circular hole.
>>3176645Her skirt got pulled down in this picture btw
>>3176645https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUbIkNUFs-4
>>3176648Eat a cupcake
Should I take either Forward March or Full Tilt or double circle some straights/corners
How could someone bully this innocent Uma?
>>3176657she looks ugly and smells like fish all the time
>>3176648Will your mood improve if I show a Digitan an acquaintance of mine drew sometime ago?
>>3176645Ohhhh I get it. It's like trolling, you have to be an annoying fag but not too annoying to make it obvious. That's how they convinced all of you are rolling for CB.
>>3176658Curren, take a fucking shower
>>3176657It's part of her appeal.
>>3176660Damn your acquaintance is good at drawing
>>3176489Severely disappointed anon, shame on you. You could've stopped the localization talk singlehandedly
>>3176660A little. That's cute.
Love Nano, but love nanoposting more
>>3176637I would post boobies if she had 'em
>>3176543Kill yourself subhuman
>>3176660Cute, does this count as /v/ma OC?
FrontGODs if you have the option do you prefer to take both PP and ISW or would you rather save the SP and get just one.
Windy!
>>3176532She is, she won 1. I won the DAHBY CM w her, ive seen her a whole bunch.
>>3176673Fujin is a cow
>>3176676one is enough
>>3176581OH NO
>>3176686For once, an actual good use for slop
>>3176673tiny tits are still tits
>>3176676i'd take just onemight honestly depend on the track actually
>>3176667Not him but I doubt it. Most of the thread topic was about the localization and back and forth arguments that it's right or it's wrong, and the constant namedropping of the one responsible for the localization
>>3176686Who the fuck is this
>>3176676Its good to have desu, but im fine with solo pp and dd
>>3176690>Fujin>Tiny titsYou're just trying to bait people into posting nano pics aren't you
Banging my head against the wall finally worked! The only thing I'm upset about is Helios not finishing her chain and no Speed Eater but fuck it man we ball.
This thread is fun as fuck
>>3176697I think he means his wife has tiny tits so he can't do the same as itt NanofagsJokes on him I'm also into flat chests.
>>3176697neigha you need to work on your reading comprehension skills
>>3176700MACHAN KINO
>>3176700MachanDEITY.............
>>3176695The sleeves when laying down been green and white tell me it's supposed to be Sirius, and then when it moves, the slop machine loses the plot the same way it sticks Kita's casual skirt onto her despite her top being her race outfit
I should be doing dirters... Just 4 more waves... Sorry danchou
>>3176693>Most of the thread topic was about the localization and back and forth arguments that it's right or it's wrong, and the constant namedropping of the one responsible for the localization.BASED BASED BASED still a big shame though, now we get none of that discussion or propaganda here because it was exported
>>3176700ROOMA NOW
>>3176708Ask yourself not what you can do for your danchou, but what your danchou can do for you
th-thanks, you too..
>>3176700172062631720626317206263Come on
Are these greens enough?
>>3176700>HeliosWhy not taiki speed?
>>3176711My Danchou could find crabbers within our club and boil their families in front of them as a warning
>>3176710>>3176714I've gotta go to work and I don't have the rest of the team built but I'll join some rooms when I can
>>3176709Yeah it's really fucked, exporting the good and leaving the bad is such a shitty thing to do
>>3176712Unironically a useable LB0
>>3176720Aw that sucks, ill leave the room up just in case anyway
>>3176712Bro I got grass wonder guts. I'd kill for a Yeppers
>>3176712YEPPERS FAT THIGHS GIVE ME NSM
>>3176717I struggle to get good power (and stam for this CM) without running a power card and I have my own 1LB Helios which lets me borrow Wit TeioI was the one that accidentally made the Machan power thread
>7th in debut race
>>3176730>I was the one that accidentally made the Machan power thread
>>3176714NICE TRY BUCKO
>>3176738What the fuck, rematch
>>3176730nigga you get power from blue sparks it's been like this since the start of the game
>>3176730>KEKAlso post deck
>all these Rickeys
>>3176738>5 fucking Fronts at leastAnd you wonder why nobody joins these rooms
My entire club is listing over fujin and I dont know how to stop it
GODDAMIT I HATE TRAINING RICKEY
Frontbroken status?
>>3176741Sorry man I left my 9* power 3*Mile 6*Dirt with great whites parents in my other pants
>>3176740Fine by me, show me your motivation503947245039472450394724
>>3176746There's a reason I've been telling people that Paces aren't as good as the track might lead you to believe for this CM
>>3176749I made some useable Brickey parentsNow I am not looking forward to the rest of the process...
>>3176754Paces are actually pretty fierce desu
>>3176746fronts whose name is not rickey are soulful underdogs in this cm
>>3176754NTA but I really don't think the front trainers here are representative of what you'll run into in public. most of them can barely assemble a groundwork ace, let alone rickxodia
>>3176758falcon can die in a fucking hole and rot
>>3176759The dirt medium i saw people running rickey with no greens....in group A dude
>>3176760Holy seethe
>>3176760the point is that it could be your build on the top of that podium if you just tried a little harder
>>3176761To be fair she had just came out. Listen I'm not saying there will be NO strong Rickeys, they'll exist, and if you're unlucky to run into them then tough tits. But in the wild I think things like Camping Taiki and end closer spam are going to be way more annoying to deal with as they'll just be more common in general. Randos can NOT train fronts and I am not convinced they can train Rickey. Our trainers I expect to make the strongest Rickeys imaginable. I'll believe randos can do it when I see it. Not IMPOSSIBLE, just rare you run into the one guy who does know what he's doing (and has the patience to assemble it)
>>3176753THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!! bring it on612640296126402961264029
>>3176754No, rooms outside of this fucking Frontcity shithole are way better, there is no point testing here when you will never see 6Frontnigger rooms ever in the actual CM. This is your fault
>>3176763>you can crawl out of the bucket if you just try harder
>backread the thread>nanolust induced psychosis >againThis thread loves fujin so much its hilarious
Rickey Dickey HAHAHA
>>3176769yeah they love her so much almost no one runs her
>>3176767Did yoh memoryhole MANT and the 7-8 fronthell rooms of group A
>>3176766Impressive work, but im not done yet.335412053354120533541205
>>3176761it's so fucked up how many dirt CMs there are even though there are so few dirtoids in the game that people do shit like that just to have a team
>>3176769I'm actually thankful for these lust induced posts since I blended well, and they'll never know I rolled because she's meta and I didn't really care for her.
>>3176772I won a plat with her lmao
>>3176772Shes in the winners collage unlike your favorite uma.
I have no RIckey parents what do I do?
>>3176782Im so upset I couldnt continue the dia streak. Sprint dia was fucking impossible.
>>3176772I may be a terrible front trainer but I can show my love through drawings. Not everything revolves around CM(although I tryhard them a bit sometimes)
Most diverse dirt lobby
>>3176788OUR FUARKING HEROES
>>3176773I miss when people made actual teams for the Satsukisho CM. After that it was all debuffslop.
>>3176723NTA but I also got Yep'd. Is it really that good? I thought it was trash though I am kinda strapped for options.t.Finelet
>>3176788kino...
>>3176788i call this kino
>>3176782I WILL get her on the collage
Yeah sure, Frontniggers will die any day now, thank you for another lie. If this style ever gets nerfed to the ground they will deserve to never be usable again. I literally cannot train Fronts, I instantly lost the CM, what a great game
>>3176778>Rushed of deathOH NO745629457456294574562945
>>3176791Yes, if your uma has good growths you can unironically just run her for the gold and make do with the other cards. NSM is that good on certain tracks. Also her events are really good, and the card is a bricky brick regardless of LB
>>3176798GOLD CITY WUV
>>3176788Lookin good!
>>3176788Those are some juicy neicha targets, I hope my CM finals looks like this
>>3176802I hope you get blocked by a clump of dying fronts
>>3176802Nobody outside of /v/ma plays fronts
>>3176788You faggots deserve rooms not filling, you are the absolute worst people to play with
>>3176791It is really bad for stats and it's not even close. You only use it because of the gold skill. The only advantage it has is not needing more than one copy of it to do its job since even at MLB it's worse for stats than a 0/1LB Fine.
>>3176801KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3176806you might be joking but that is the actual reason I stopped joining rooms here and just do public rooms now.
>>3176798Getting rugdusted for a bit is JUST what I needed to get motivated again741339467413394674133946
>>3176797What causes this
>>3176806>>3176810>malding mark
>>317679>>3176807Ogey, good enough for a cheeky gamble every now and then.
>>3176815Why don't you answer the question instead?
>>3176815plat deficiency
>Frontbroken-kun SEETHING and DILATING at the sight of other people running roomsIt's been a while
Thats a thing? Whats the point of limiting the amount of practice partners you can get
>>3176810But its fun
>>3176811>74133946>BOTH fronts whiffed gwhow do you cope with this
>>3176820
>>3176820If fronts ever get a smidge of a nerf it might help prove the narrative wrong, but no, they are still metacancer
>>3176810>>3176815>>3176816>Fronts are cancer>Rooms here are all the worst most unfun cancerous Frontfags possibleChange your playstyle or don't be surprised when nobody joins
>>3176824Token management issue
Seeing front runners in my finals lobby feels the same as being gangraped by ten tall black men
>>3176829retard
>the raped
>N-NO YOU ARE F-FRONT BROKEN!EAT SHIT FAGGOTS, I HOPE YOU GET MATCHED AGAINST ME IN FINALS HAHAHHAHAHA!!
>>3176811HOEH932446659324466593244665>>3176824Its okay, my turn to triple late start will be any second now
>>3176823>but it's funFor the ones frontspamming maybe
>>3176836I WILL STOP HER
>>3176838>frontspammingHaven't heard that term since peak MANT
I finally did my submission for /v/ma sings and I sound so fucking bad I want to kill myself. Holy shit dude
>>3176843always remembercringe=soul
>>3176843I'll submit.......TOMORROW I SWEAR
>>3176836
>>3176823Frontspam is not fun and has literally no counterplay, if you don't have Front cards the CM is already lost
>>3176837THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM235694242356942423569424
>>3176841Am I wrong tho
>>3176843The magic happens when everyone sings together!
>>3176836>murmur in 2026>murmur in mile
>>3176851>he doesn't know
What song are we doing again? I need to do mine
>>3176852>he is wrongStamina debuffs scale w the track so mile sucks.
OK I have 2 rainbow crystals.Neicha, Creek, or someone else?
>>3176855Save until you're finished w ramonu pulls
>>3176847so trve sister... when will it be our turn...
>>3176855wait until ramonu pulls are done
>>3176854It only takes two murmurs to kill a room with people in 600+ stamina rangeWe have the haku data from just a few rooms to back up, very few survived. The conditions being wet do not help. You need to have 750+ stam to tank a debuff team like that
>>3176597cute
Please UmaJesus let me get a good Rickey tomorrow so I can train Falco
>>3176848>she didn't spurtN-NATIE SAMA?????146535511465355114653551
>>3176853Ms. Victoria, info is in the OP
>>3176863me and him.
>>3176864Umajesus says that all dirters go to umahell
>>3176840ACTIVE SHOOTER ON THE RACETRACK!WE HAVE ACTIVE SHOOTER ON THE RACETRACK! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THERE IS AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN FEMALE WITH A HIGH-CALIBER FIREARM ABOVE THE STANDS.PLEASE VACATE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY
>>3176868That was Umapaul, not Umajesus. Read the Epistle to the Der/v/ians
>>3176869Thats just cultural enrichment from tbe united states chud
>run fronts in MANT + GLDon't get Plat>run pace/end in MANT/GLGet PlatSomeone explain
>>3176868we need a dirter queen to fight for dirter rights
>Mild hype
This CM is making me want to quit already and I don't even have parents yet
>>3176872fuck off, nippon is FULL!
>>3176874Your rickey presidency?Your great loop forward?
>>3176865If you want it, then you'll have to take it. But you already knew that my rival.461322794613227946132279
>>3176759Doesn't matter if only 2 competent fronts are in the room if there's 5 and as such, all your paces skills get turned off
>when someone gets their horseracing facts through tiktok and not a googledoc that has known misinformation in it
>>3176884>a googledoc that has known misinformation in itHuh which one
>>3176879another one
>>3176883That's why the position independent skills are actually a lot more important than people think. People bash on the baseline Pace straits mile corners etc, but they don't need you to be anywhere to work. They just work and they help you Pace up past the rear most frontrunners to potentially get off your other skills and put you in range of the big dick accelerations.
ACK MY IMAGES
>>3176880I'm surprised my kusOguri almost won that. I'll definitely keep working on her.
>>3176884it's crazy that tiktok exists and there are people who use it
>>3176886The big trivia sheet https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?tab=t.0 has some things here and there that are incorrect like the rumor that Tamamo killed a mare during breeding
>>3176891alright grandpa let's get you to bed
>>3176896>>3176896>>3176896Here
>using SHITtokzumas OUT
>>3176880that's it from me, thanks for hosting
