>Aquarius CupRace Conditions: 1600m, Mile, Dirt, Tokyo, Left, Soft Winter, Snowy. Registration begins Nov 17th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (November)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1793541782650.png>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190Previous:>>3176896
wuv nano‘ate dirterssimple as
>>3178307Thanks for the quick bake, wuv you!
This banner is the easiest no puller ever.
>>3178314I already wasted my carats and my seed. It's Dober...
>>3178314That would be Windy, the 2 star uma disguising as a 3 star
I'm never pulling meta trainees again this is too expensive
>>3178318Fronts wont be meta after this scenario
Frontgods won
>mfw I said I wanted a Migu x uma collab>the monkey paw
Apparantely /v/ma is up for grabs. Danchou gave it up after cheating with Taiki and Fine with the wage cage pussy
>/v/ma is goneLMAOOOAnother soul lost to Nano
>Ritualposters (this includes yurinigger)>CM crabs>Club drama queens who want everyone to burn out even fasterWho is most responsible for the decline?
>>3178342Fuku posters
>ryan goes through mountains of protein powder when bodybuilding>ines lives almost entirely off of protein energy bars while working her part-time jobsI know they're farting like crazy in that dorm room
>>3178342It was MEH
>>3178337>/v/ma danchou killed the club? The fuck?>Check the friend I have from /v/ma>mfwANOTHER ONE FALLS FOR WAGE PUSSY
>oy Neigh apparently has some 7 person waitlist>still 29/30
>>3178357They should come to Der/v/stein Island
>>3178357High turnover is normal for sweaty clubs
>>3178357American danchode is sleeping
AIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>3178357Number crunching optimizers without a soul are not beloved and will thus be treated like second class citizens they are
>>3178347Considering how much horses fart irl, Tracen Academy probably smells like India
>>3178391We just actually like playing the game bwo
>>3178321don't care; will keep using fronts for all mileslopas for all eternity
>>3178342The Weak
>>3178393You would know what India smells like, Rajesh.
>>3178321so if I use kitasan and wagie for the first cm of the next scenario it will be a soulful underdog team?
wake up babe time for your daily clubposting discussion
The sashfaggot is farming fans now
>>3178409Yeppers. Lates are super meta in GM
I think clubshit is pointless and gay and if you constantly bring it up you are brown
>>3178422Finally
>>3178421TSUGI NI OMAE WA...>der/v/ danchou stop doxxing you obsessed schizo
>>3178424Assuming they roll for Ramonu and Ancestors
>hmmmm, today I will dox an entire club
>>3178422here's your late surger cm bro
>>3178433Beats just Xoguri being thereAnyways my Kingu clears and will win her medium, mile and long crowns
>>3178393hot
Question since I am not a Class 6 regular, has the TT line ever been lower 1 week than the one before?
>>3178436real class 6-ers never look at retention cutoffs
>>3178436It did this week for the first time since aoharu due to people spending their RP on carnival instead of TT
>>3178443Oh shit that's so helpful thank you, so I need at least 10k more to be sure
>uma x fem ningen everywhere >uma x male ningen nowherehow do you guys justify to yourself spending so much time and money on a yurige? you are not the target audience
These two are fucking each other's brains out every night at their dorm room. I would hate to be either one's trainer, because I would be made to feel like a third wheel all the time.
The quality of posts on the internet would improve dramatically if one day a massive tsunami just sank the entirety of south and southeast asia with no survivors.
>Wake up>Tranny bullshit Enough of that, lets discuss fuku being more stacked than expected
>>3178445>>3178447At least try to make it look like you're not samefagging
>>3178266Yeppers every anni and half anni is more stickers
>>3178454I don't want to, because I'm afraid I'll consider what's borderline a genuinely retarded person very hot and I hate taking advantage of those
>>3178458You could simply not reply
>>3178454I wuv umas with sleeper builds so much
>>3178463This is so funny
Good morning /v/ma! I have been gone for a few days, what did I miss?
>>3178467Nishino is queen again, good OC and Ines Fujin has caused another mass lust epidemic among our poor torenas
>>3178467You got kicked from your club
>>3178467The previous two threads are some of the funniest shit ever due to the nanolust epidemic
>>3178421der/v/ danchou stop doxxing you obsessed schizo
>>3178467Yesterday there was a lot of Fujin thirstposting
>>3178454Never forget what they took from us
>>3178427>>3178472Nice samefagging retard
>>3178418alright, which club should we delete?
>>3178472NANI????
>>3178477Sorry anon, but no
>>3178476Holy spirituality
>>3178476Why does Fuku need boobs that big?
>>3178482This guy lives in Greece
>>3178485Faith is stored in the boobs
>>3178467Trillions died
>>3178491Krillions*
>>3178459
A good character design is one which can be identified by their silhouette alone.Can (You) identify this mysterious uma musume?
>>3178492The Krillion was fun, how do you do one? I'd love to make another one
>>3178463This is what happens if you spend too much time in the Ryan mines.
>>3178495HOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAA
>>3178495H O W A
>>3178495The most retarded Mejiro
>>3178495I recognize those fuckin curls anywhere, thats brighto
>>3178495MEJIRO BRIGHTO
>>3178495At first I thought it was Hayahide but upon closer inspection of messy hair and less fluffy ears that has to be Bright
>>3178495THATS MY GOAT.
>>3178495Mejiro Bright
Well done /v/ma, that is indeed the sexiest mejiro but the next few wont be so easy...
>>3178511I need this sleepy fuck so bad
>>3178495The one and only.
Sex with Bright sounds boring desu
Did you train wit? Can you name this HERO?
>>3178517This bitch looks FAT
>>3178517FATTY MIRAKOFATTY HOTTIE MIRAKO
>>3178517Mirako
>>3178517Oh shit im stumped, air messiah?
>>3178517
>>3178517I think this uma should get in the pool
>>3178517noriko's ugly friend
>>3178517>*drowning noises*
>>3178517I love fat bitches sonic
Fat fuck is correct! Lets do a few more
>>3178531Damn those titties are absurdly huge
Who is this PEERLESS uma musume?
>>3178490Explain Hokko then
>>3178537KAWAKAMI????
>>3178537THE STRONGEST PRINCESS
>>3178534They are large but not that bigThe starting future oufit makes them look HUGE on all girls with even some tiddy>>3178537Cowakami.
>>3178537FOREHEAD
>>3178537The princess who spooked me yesterday
>>3178537The first gorilla....
Goddamn I need to find more niche umas....
I sure hope mirako gets lots of lewd OC here when she releases
>>3178548I know every uma musume by heart, your tricks can't defeat me
>>3178548Every uma has a fag, and those who don't are notable enough to at least be known
How about THIS
>>3178553Orfevre?
>>3178553SHITrius KWABdoli
>>3178553Dura?
>>3178553Sirius?
>>3178553Poopboli Sirius final answer
>>3178553Registered sex offender
>>3178553KWABoli
>>3178553Sirius Symboli
>>3178553KWABOLI
>>3178553Is that actually sirius? I cant see it
Fendom horse.... got two more aces up my sleeve
>>3178566Wonder how popular she'll be in global, shes cool
Who the FUCK is this
>>3178566She tends to leave an impression and a lawsuit settlement with a Symboli estate
>>3178567Of course they'll love her. Specifically the foids
>>3178569Bricklayer herself
>>3178569The HAG that will BRICK us in 1 monthAlso I want to suck her tiddies
>>3178569MEJIRO RAMONUAKANEXT BRICKING WAR CRIMINAL
>>3178569AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY CARATS
>>3178569Sharp, long ears?Flowing bangs?A bun?Why its the Highschooler!
>>3178569WHAT THE FUCK A BRICK JUST BLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>3178569She'll drain all of our carats next month
>>3178569>two mejiros in this listSubtle ASTER propaganda
>>3178582And our semen*
>>3178583Stop Nooticing
I am so fucked for her banner bros I umarolled too much
>>3178544Do her career NOW
>>3178586>this is a japanese 18 year old
You will pull
>>3178586I had 100k one month agoNow I have 15k...
And for my last trick, who is this unknown uma musume?
>>3178586She has 120 free rolls, as long as you have the gems you can clutch it
>>3178592PRICONNE CHARACTER DARING TACT
>>3178592AIR MESSIAH
>>3178592NEVER EVERDARING TACT
>>3178592HIS NAME IS PRINCESS CONNECT!!
>>3178592Daring...Tact
>>3178443Based autist
>>3178591Why brick yourself so close to the finish line?
>>3178592Maximum security prisoner #1
NEVER EVERHope you enjoyed this installment of guess the silhouette
>>3178608I will one-up ya anon, can YOU guess MY mystery uma!?
>>3178609CASINO DORAIBU
>>3178609Thats CESARIO neigha
>>3178609Japanese superstar
>>3178609Spe-chud ..... your daughter...
>>3178609BLUEMACESARIO
What's cesarios deal anyway? One of the few umas I dont know anything about
CLOSE, it was actually my OC, Greensario!>>3178616Gap Moe on demand
>>3178603I unbricked my Tachyon and then just started umarolling. Fujin was not a dickpull but a wifepull so I had to do it. I genuinely DO NOT regret it, I got several spooks and cool umas, unbricked a good card and still have some funds for the hag and some crystals. It's all good, I saved to spend it after all.
>>3178618Is she green for an amazing reason?
>>3178618
>>3178616She does this thing where her demeanor and voice gets serious when she's in work mode but outside of that she's a gentle soul with a soft voice
>>3178619Fair nuff, what spooks you got?
>>3178623Like Still in Love but not a bloodthirsty schizo?
>>3178627The shift is much more uncanny than Sutiru's
>>3178627Still isn't bloodthirsty she's just crazy
I REALLY WANT TO PULL MAN, I HATE HOW CARAT-LIMITED WE ARE, HOW HIGH THE PITY IS
>>3178625>SpooksBamboo, F.Inari, Shakur, Festa, Palmer, Rickey, Acute, Cheer Neicha, OG Dia, and V.RyanThe umas I rolled for were White Kita and Dia, Hokko and V.Fujin, and got them all. and also unbricked my Tachy card. Also if you wanna go further back I had some luck here and there doing cheeky tenners. Seriously I have too many umas now. And no carats. I need to save and cardroll now. Or the heavens will SMITE me
AIEEEEEEEE
>>3178639That's a shit ton of spooks holy shit, Kitasan White took me to spark and I only got 1 spook
>>3178643we all had her...
my brain is broken. when shichi insults me i start loving her more
Since the time for style specialization draws neigh we should do a poll for what /v/ma will spec into and what styles we have won in CM with up until this point.
I've been rolling for a good parent for the past week and now she has more fans than my favorite character, how do you deal with this situation?
>>3178658I stopped farming fans and looping Oguri and started doing it on King and MaruI DON'T WANT the fat fuck to be my first casual outfit.
>>3178658Time to do some fan runs with your wife
/V/MA
>>3178658You Wife Completionist title shows your dedication to her. You DO have her Completionist title, right?
>>3178658The fans you've gained on your wife mean more because they were gained through actual runs and not autos so it doesn't matter if she has less than whatever Uma you use for auto fan runs.
>>3178663VVON
I use auto to farm bond points on my oshis so I can get their casual outfits right away when they come to global
>>3178664NTA but I genuinely don't know where to get started with that, it feels like it will take me a lifetime to win all the trophies, it seems too hard.How can I approach it?
>>3178674Best way is to make a list of what you are missing and autorun in MANT while you sleep for a few days, might get difficult with G aptitude tho but doable if you can get it to C
>>3178664don't really care about epithets because I'm never ever going to change the one I've had on since the start
>>3178677>autorun in MANT while you sleep for a few daysYou can't get the title in auto.
>>3178674I actually got started on it last night myself. I use this spreadsheet some r*dditor madehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11mVaowiXbAg9ubKdvTx3QENriNgBt5dJuDJgFIYDe30/edit?usp=sharing Then just pick which races you want to get through first and slam them out in MANT since more races = better there. I recommend starting with mutations so that if you get a good inspo you can really start knocking out more of the niche G3s.>>3178677Can't auto Completionist titles.
>>3178680>>3178681Shit forreal, fuuuuuckWell...guess MANT it is, you have no other choice
>>3178682hey man at least you can auto MANTjaps had to do it by hand
I'm never going to change from my current title so I just lie and say I have my wife's completionist.
>>3178674You can check in the trophy room if you filter by uma which race your waifu hasn't won yet. If she has trash aptitudes you might have to make some bespoke parents.
After doing autoruns on NUnity, man, I am reminded and on top of other issues, GL also fucking SUCKS on getting the hints, especially ones from cards that you have
I should be her only fan
>>3178688Free NSM was such a good thing for balance. It meant that no matter how dominant the front meta was there was always a chance your backliner could break an anglingfaggots neck no matter what. Memewhile this pos scenario hands out concentration for free and backliners get nothing.
>>3178693I will miss getting See you later for free tho.It's one of my favorite skills in the game, it's so good
>>3178697TECHNICALLY nothing is really stopping you from taking LH to other scenarios, hell I think we will be having one or two GM CMs without a pal cards
>>3178697I know LH is a must use card so it might as well be part of the scenario but you need LH for SYL right?
>>3178699>>3178701Oh shit yeah, I forgot I can use pals on other scenarios LMFAO
>>3178703Riko gives you Rushing Gale which is...NOT GOOD, but you know what I DO miss about her? Stamina she gave, it would've been extremely helpful this scenario in all honesty
>>3178697
I don't care if Completionist is technically a more prestigious and harder to obtain title Expert just looks fancier so I will use that.
Personally I show off what a manwhore I am to everyone by having Hot Springs Legends as my title
>>3178693>Free NSMFree until your team bricks the unity finals despite clearly being stronger* NSM
>>3178707If you get both for the same uma you should get the Wife Wuvver title
i should've fucking saved more i'm terrified for ramonu release. i was burnt out from end of MANT to the first two months of GL so I spent my carats irresponsibly aside from enough for Helios and now i've got next to nothing for Ramonu and I've started enjoying the game again
>>3178703I'm guessing LH won't be very good in GM, so it will probably be pretty hard to use her
>>3178710That wasn't an issue for me in NUnity, hell its hardly an issue in general since now you can clock them
>>3178711lying son of a bitch
>>3178713NTA but ehhh, there is a window of opportunity to use her since we won't have the scenario pal card for like a month for some reason, and caps are much more reasonable so you won't be constrained by three speed cards
>>3178712Lock in anon. Save every god damn penny you have, remember that pink tickets are free pulls too and you should have 1 or 2 gemmiesYou can do it
Helios is...gay?So she's not...for me?
>>3178715>should
>>3178664Anyone could get that. Having the starred platinum title that corresponds to your wife's most notable win in real life is what actually shows dedication.
>>3178712>>3178719you don't *need* ramonu. If you have MLB Fine Motion and 2lb+ Mr. C.B. you can wait for a wit card of your style. Ramonu is just one of the last few "All styles" wit cards people will get.
>>3178721I can't read
>>3178712If you literally have 0 carats the carat calculator claims you will have around 25k to 28k carats and you will get 120 free pulls. Do with that info what you will
>>3178719>should have 1 or 2 gemmiesalso spent those irresponsiblty instead of saving them. just spent one on LB3 Tachyon because after saving a bunch for her banner I walked away with 12 spooks and an LB2 Tachyon.>>3178723>If you have MLB Fine Motion and 2lb+ Mr. C.BIt's so over for me.>>3178725I have enough for 3 multis so I feel calm knowing i can pity her at least
>>3178720>They leave this as a date but they change someone asking Cafe if she's on a Christmas Date with her trainerReally makes you think
>>3178723I have MLB Finemo and LB1 CB but I feel like not pulling it is too irresponsible, she feels must pull, I can't just drop it for no reason like that
>>3178681Thanks for the tool, although having to manually check each fucking trophy I already got manually is a huge chore
Don't forget your potential star pieces!
120 free pulls? I'll just get lucky. that's more than enough to secure 5 copies
How come some anons insist that this game is for men even though it's blaring through loudspeakers straight into the players' eardrums how unabashedly gay it is and how male players are second class?
>>3178738I have her 5*
Man Helios REALLY pissed him off huh
Press F for /v/ma (club)
Beating my meat to Nishino
>>3178749she'd be sad if she knew you were beating yourself up over her.
>>3178747>obvious bait postThen why are you replying you retarded nigger? This guy has been doing this for months and somehow you still fall for it.
>>3178747>obvious bait post but
>>3178745The 3 day long weakening of the border of living and dead starting at Halloween has generated at least a few schitzos
>>3178751>>3178752um...um....um....
>>3178749Go back.
>>3178754tis all good man
>>3178754Just remember to ignore obvious bait next time please.
>>3178758I have to choose between CB and Fujin and I can't, why can't I have both? I hate my carat gachanigger life
Kris S is right after Ramonu. this makes me sad.
>>3178760>front>endIf you your heart can't decide let reason prevail and pick your preferred style.
Der/v/ is recruiting one friendly ragtime pal to enjoy the waters of A with us! The only requests are to log in at least every 3 days and to ask for Medium Shoes, no banners! Please include /vm/, /v/ or /uma/ in your profile description when you sign up.
Every time that's posted I think it's /v/mers recruiting because they're also 29/30 and laisu
Sure hope Tazuna or Akikawa never get into my work laptop, haha!
>Nishino Flower>hangs out in a flower fieldBravo Kojambles!
What do you mean Sydney is not the capital of Australia, what the hell is Canberra?
>>3178773Back in ye' olden days when Sydney and Melbourne were the two biggest cities they couldn't decided which one should be the capital, so they created Canberra which is (roughly) in the middle.
>>3178775They should have raced on emus to determine the capital.
>>3178778Mate we couldn't even beat emus in a war, we could hardly domesticate them for use as mounts.
If you aren't in complete denial, you can't argue the clear intent of cygames and it's writing staff working overtime to alienate straight male players. Each event and career is gayer than the last. The final nail to the coffin is how on jp they added to the lore that uma don't need men to procreate. Adding something that convoluted serves only as a means to make men completely obsolete in umaverse.
I'm just surprised he's still going
>>3178775Quite a few of former colonial countries have compromise capitals Washington is central east coast to balance north and south 13 colonies, Canada's capital is between anglophone and francophone ect.
>>3178780>Mate we couldn't even beat emus in a warI know that's why i said it. You've fallen for my expertly crafted bait i'm afraid.
I've been so fucking raped by banners lately I had a dream that there was a 3rd wit C.B. which I had to pull on and it took 200 to get one copy, with multitudes of useless spooks along the way. And then once I did it I remembered I have C.B. at mlb.
>>3178781Imagine being so dumb you have to use twitter screencaps for bait
>>3178775I'm so embarrassed for not knowing this, especially when one of my best mates is Australian
>calls it out as bait>still falls for it
I still don't understand why Sweep hates her dad
>>3178793It's either samefag or someone from other board replying to him so he comes here instead of there
>>3178795wait that's a good idea, I'll post here next time I see it
club status ?
>>3178795/vg/niggers are truly the lowest of the low
>>3178794While most people around Sweepy, including her dad, have good intentions, they still talk down and look down on Sweepy as nothing more than a little brat, which she is but she is also headstrong and determined racer who really, REALLY hates being looked down upon, her granny has the right idea with aiming her childlike wonder towards magic at something productive instead of telling her that magic does not exist
>>3178797I'm afraid, in your lust, /v/ma died...
>dismiss valid arguments as bait so you don't ever need to challenge your viewpoints
>>3178797Not looking good for /v/mapyoi.
Windy!
>>3178800Magic DOESN'T exist, she should pivot to paranormalism and chill with Sunday (Silence or Marvelous)
>>3178809That's still magic
>>3178805Fuck off danchou
>>3178810Ghosts aren't magic. Marvelous could possibly be magic.
>>3178818Your face isn't magic!
>>3178818What exactly is magic then?
>>3178809>>3178810>>3178818The only magic is stage performance, illusions and sleight of hand, a very impresive set of skills at that
>>3178822Doesn't exist!
he is not focused on the correct assets
>>3178788i've been getting raped so much that i've just started coping that my Ramonu free pulls will be extremely lucky. I'm tired of getting fucked by cards. I keep getting new SSRs instead of dupes of the ones I already have. and El Power somehow.
>>3178823Fuji's fun fact implies that she can make a top hat appear out of her ass
>>3178781How are you still not bored of this shit? Do you have nothing else to do with your life?
Kris S's va kinda looks like her and i think that's really cute
>>3178822This>>3178823>>3178827And it's probably a well-researched trick with a cool mechanism
>>3178823What about alchemy and paracelsus
What a freaking rollercoaster of daily career. Fast Learner early on but then LH refuses to date before first summer. First inspiration is garbage but songs cooperate. I'm about to pull the plug but then second inspiration hits everything I needed. And then second summer/finals give fuck all rainbows so I end up with probably my best Hokko but disappointing overall stats.
>>3178827like literally out of her ass or are you saying that as the expression
Why is it that Oy Neigh has a waiting list while our other clubs struggle to fill? Is an A+ club really that sought by many people?
>/vg/niggers feed the baiter (you)s so he keeps posting here>/v/ma is forced to retaliate in kind>He is now encouraged to spam more on both boardsCongratulations you just made the problem worse you retarded animals.
>>3178838>and she can make a top hat appear out of nothing.
>>3178839Some people really want those extra carats or/and don't want to carry deadweights
You don't get a (you) either
>>3178837I don't ever glue before second inspo anymore unless the stats are completely hopeless. I've had triple or even quadruple pink sparks from single inspos too many times.
>>3178845I don't get it. The extra carats is just 3 pulls at most.
>>3178839A+ is the minimum for a club to be considered healthy. A clubs have too many inactive players, B clubs might as well be dead
>>3178839/weakminds/ aren't the smartest lot, they either get their three extra rolls, or they stay in their D rank clubs and seethe
>>3178835Alchemy isn't real
>>3178842>/v/ma blames /vg/ for everything>gives baiter (You)s on both boardsfixed it for you
Apparently the embassy of Finland in Canberra is closed today
>>3178855They are straight up saying they are giving him (you)s ITT.
>>3178842>>3178855Actually both boards are populated solely by me, I am the Godhead and you live only as long as I don't take my meds
Test for no particular reason
>>3178859Well yeah it's the Marine Corps birthday today.
>>3178859What the fuck is Canberra?
>woe is bwo
glad to see my /v/maclub bros taking the VInes release calmly
>>3178863I was promised no reason...
>>3178863helios's vocal range is one of the best parts about her. I wish we got to hear her deep voice more
>>3178861You were the retard trying to say water is wet yesterday
>>3178839I think it's mainly because their graph looks healthy.
>>3178861Damn you're a tier 4 Angel Room item? I'm just a Broken Glass Cannon...
>>3178864I didn't know that, cool>>3178866Capital of Australia, I know, I'm surprised too
>>3178837End result and best I can do I guess. I know there's no way in hell I'm hitting fast learner+Mile S+groundwork+greens+all chains finishing again before CM. Just some rainbows away from being probably my all time best ace run even if it didn't feel like during the career.
GIVE ME A DIGITAN SHARDFUCK
>>3178307Why are they showing up and performing in such skimpy outfits in a Muslim country? Isn't that haram?
>>3178860Yes every reply is the shitposter samefagging except the ones saying they are from /vg/. Those people are definitely not the shitposter. Retards here are not known for giving (You)s to people that say they are from /vg/ of course.
>>3178888I'm from /vg/ and this is true
I love umamusume but I would never ever ever talk about the game or the anime or the manga or the youtube videos
>>3178895I was trying to have a fun conversation about uma magic but faggots can't help but reply to bait and samefags.
>>3178875Only pseuds who think that words have a single, strict definition think water isn't wet.
>>3178900When words lose meaning we descend into barbarism
>>3178899I'm willing to continue defending my position that only sleight of hand and illusions are actual magic, everything else isn't real.
>>3178904Reminds me of a George Orwell column
>>3178905So if you had superpowers it would not be magic since it's not a trick?
>>3178905Ok so how do you determine what is real and what is illusion?
>>3178908Superpowers aren't real
>>3178907It's actually Confucius and the "Rectification of Names" doctrine
>>3178915Like magic!
>>3178914Illusions are real, they just have an explanation
>>3178904No meaning has been lost in this case
>>3178920That's a pretty broad definition, if we have scientific phenomena we can't fully explain is that present day magic?
i just got a decent ryan parent for the dirt cm and then i realized ryan doesn't work very well. oh well.
>>3178925Not really, dark matter and other phenomena cannot be explained yet but we'd never call it magic, since it would imply it cannot be explained logically and everything must follow a set of rules or science
>>3178929If you're making lates I don't think they have great options anyway
>>3178924Water itself being wet would imply that it inheretly does not have the ability to make other things wet. Wetness is a condition, not a state of matter.To remove its ability to make something else wet, since we're removing its conditional effects in this hypothetical, means that it itself cannot be wet. It's the same reasonon that the adjective "wetting" means to make something wet by adding a liquid to it such as ink to paper. The ink is not wet, it is a liquid. Liquids are not wet, but the paper it comes into contact with is wet
>>3178932no i'm doing my best for an Inari One end ace. I was running a shit parent before but now i only have stamina and mile sparks so that's a big upgrade for me. already borrowing King Halo cheerleader
HASHITTE MOTTO KIRAMEITE
>>3178931To certain extend old 'magicians' also believed they were working by a rational-ish system and figuring it out (while not very relevent it's interesting how interested in mysticism Newton was). This of course is not a call to abandon reason
>>3178937>matching altscute!
Water IS wetness you nincompoops
>>3178937Teio has a festival alt?
>>3178941If you are trying to fool someone you would say what you are doing is magic yes, since your objective is not to explain or demonstrate but fool and impress
>>3178933>Water itself being wet would imply that it inheretly does not have the ability to make other things wet.That simply isn't true, and by extension the rest of your argument built on such a faulty premise doesn't hold up. It's like saying a towel is dry and therefore can't make other things dry. Total nonsense. But seriously, look up how "wet" is defined before babbling more.
The biggest regrets of my umalife have been not rolling on Jordan and Santa Hayahide banners and not getting NY Dia on 100 pulls
>>3178948yeah
>>3178948Yeah together with Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi
>>3178953>THH, Head-on + Neck and Neck, Prepared to Pass, On the Attack, Latch Ondid they finally make a teio alt with a good set of skills or are these going to be outdated by the time we get her
>>3178951Being dry is literally lacking wetness retard. Air makes things dry. DRYING something is an effect. Air DRIES things.How about you look up "is water wet"?
If I have 600 stamina and 600 gutsDo I need 1 or 2 white recovery?
One of my biggest regrets in umalife is not grabbing these while they were still in stock.
>realized i've spent too long on grinding for the dirt CM>my fan count is lowI'M SORRY DANCHOU, I'LL GET RIGHT TO IT
Does Speed Saar work in the Dirt track? I never really know the point of this skill
>>3178583You mean the next /v/ma club to join A
>>3178964Backliner no Front/Pace maybe if you want to be safe.
>>3178965I could never get one of these of my wife. They look too punchable and I'd feel really bad immediately afterwards.
>>3178968Does your dancho hand out celebratory parfaits if you reach rank A?
>>3178970>he doesn't understand women's romancejust punch them girls occasionally anon, they love it
>>3178967Yes. You're gambling to get speed carryover with it.
I got MLB Teio and Finemo, should I skip Ramonu and roll for Bourbon?
>>3178969Backliner.I think I'll take one white recovery to be safe.
>>3178961The alt is a high-tier but not top-tier Dahby and Arima specialist that you're glad to have for oshi gaming purposes.
God Teio is so fucking cute.
Almond Eye's naked ass
>>3177784>>3169693Reposting OC from last thread. I always post my stuff in the deadest hours and I don't know if the requester even saw this.
>>3178963From wiktionary: (see pic)Merriam Webster: ">>consisting of<<, containing, covered with, or soaked with liquid (such as water)" (emphasis mine)Oxford: "Consisting of moisture, liquid"
>>3178988She does her ass have Fusapan's name on it?
>>3178991Why does*Fuck.
>>3178991that's when she didn't have her own name yet, so it's Fusaichi Pandora 2015, 18 is her suction number
>>3178989At the risk of sounding like a zoomer, what is this referencing?
>>3178975that only makes it feel worse tbf
>>3178990We’re talking about the noun water dumbass
pandora more like trandora
>>3178996It's referencing Mambo, of course!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qAVZ162UQM
>>3178954It was Kawakami that got the alt pick but Tsuyoshi does have a festival outfit
>>3178995How young was she? You can't post that here!>suction numberlol
>>3179001Ah yes, let's claim "water is not wet" but ignore the definition of wet if it's inconvenient. That makes sense.
>>3179010yeah somehow I forgot about princess
>>3179014I literally explained what wetting is and you ignored it. I told you to look up “is water wet’ and you ignored. You’re just arguing to argue
>>3179017many such cases
>second hour of day two of discussing whether water is wet
>>3178722do i have to be a platlet if my wife is a G1let?
>arguing about stupid shits/v/… home ...
>>3179024@Umagrok is water wet? Reply in Old English
fuck i don't know what to take. I really need the extra power for this run but at the same time it's skill points.
>>3179027
>>3179025get a better wife
>>3179027If you want to kill as many of a race as possible, just open an abortion clinic and convince people to terminate their pregnancies. You can even make money from it. Now, 60% of children from that race die from abortion.
>>3179028nevermind this didn't matter. RNG let me have both
>>3179028The stat gain songs are memes, pick the one with SP bonus.
What a strange outfit
>>3179045Thanks doc
>>3179032noone says that
>>3179045she looks even more like a retard in this pose
>>3179045Now, honestly speaking, the bellybutton + boob tent does make it kind of sexy. A good artist would be able to get mileage out of this.
>>3179045Please look up Rickey's alt I have no clue what it looks like and there are no images
>>3179045you've made 6 mistakes in word "SEEEEEX"
>>3179005That song is cool as fuck damn
>>3179059Why does the honse look sad?
>>3179045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-nUIR1Mhnw
>>3179066He checked out his uma version and wasn't too happy about it
>>3179019And you clearly don't understand your own definition. "Wetting means to make something wet by adding a liquid to it such as ink or paper." You then claim the ink is not wet, meaning you didn't understand that ink is supposed to be the dry substance in that example (until a liquid is added to it and makes it wet).Plus, just because wetting makes something wet by adding a liquid does not mean that liquids themselves are not wet. I provided three reliable sources that agree with that idea, while you have provided nothing but a definition you don't understand and a demand that I look up something somewhere in the hopes that it might agree with you. >You’re just arguing to arguePot, meet kettle.
>>3179068Gay
>>3179045if this giant forehead freak fucks up my pulls I will make the 9/11 hijackers look like amateurs
I was gonna dunk on that puritanfag last night but I fell asleep, so I'm posting this now
I'm such a fan of seeing a girl with a more traditional vibe switch it up and dress in a modern way.
>>3179019wetting is when girls become extra sexy
>>3179058
>>3179075Nice, but I still hate Mejiro Ryan
>>3179069Ink is neither wet nor dry, end of discussion. You don’t understand that simple fact and I’m done trying to teach you it
>>3179074you can't outdone Bush, I'm afraid
>>3179067I can almost hear the TSURUPETTAN
>>3179081You don't even know what ink is. If you think ink is supposed to be the liquid in that definition, then you must also think paper is a liquid. Just lolMaybe you shouldn't try to teach things that you yourself don't understand.
>>3179078Can you post a full body shot? This is the least chinese thing I have ever seen in my life. What is the deal with this alt?
>>3179075>puritanfag last nightI'm pretty sure there was an implicit agreement to just let the coompost throughAlso, nice
>>3179087Yeah man ink isn’t a liquid how silly of me
stfu and start discussing the best of the franchise right now
>>3179075RYAN SEXOOOOOOOORYAN SEX BIG BOOBSYESSSSSS
>>3179088Douzo
>>3179092I can't tell if this is meant to be satire.
>>3179074God I fucking hate teiofags
>>3179095I'm being genuine, Ryan is hot as fuckPet Ryan's fluffy hairBust Ryans fat milkers into the openLick Ryan's sweat off her giant tits and shredded absRead erotic novels with Ryan while cuddling at nightSlap Ryan's tight ass when she isn't lookingMake Ryan wear girly clothes that make her blush
>>3179090No seriously, what do you think the black stuff that letters on paper are made of?If you agree that it is ink, you are going to have to explain how a liquid can be dry.
>>3179092>>3179098
>>3179099Did you even read what I typed? I said ink cannot be wet nor dry
mejiro ryan backshots
>>3179098Imagine reading this without context of this game, might be the gayest post ever
>>3179111
I expect many Teiobros to be converted to Princes once their banner drops.
>>3179075Good shit neigha
if ryans hair was like 1 inch longer everyone would go crazy for her
>>3179075Is this the first OC Ryan gets?
>>3179114Sasuga spics
>>3179113That presupposes that there would be a motive to play the career.
>>3178875>>3178900once again, water is wet if there are more than 6 water molecules
>>3179120Last*
At first glance you would think that Sounds of Earth was wearing a skirt in her alt but they are in fact shorts with bloomers underneath
>>3179114it is so fucking funny how well that fits
original ryan is sexo but valentine's ryan needs to slime her barber
>>3179127that's why you never oshi a stallion
>>3179120I've drawn Ryan multiple times though
>>3179124>not doing the careers of every Uma you pull Surely not even teiobros can be that low right?
>>3179120No. Pretty sure the tradfag has drawn her
>>3179133Oh yeah! You are totally right, I have a few more saved from you, sorry for forgetting, keep up the good work she looks gorgeous (and hot) in your style
>>3179138bro so flabbergasted he responds in chatgpt
>>3179135Not him but I haven't read a career in almost a year, I pulled Tamamo, Dia and many others because I liked them and I never did
>mejiro ryan will never use your face as a cushion after an intense and sweaty workout sessionWhy even live
>>3179114Do mexicans just have an infinite library of dragon ball memes in their minds to reference every situation that they encounter?
>>3179141That's concerning, I do not like being called a fucking LLM one bit
>>3179143OI M8 YOU HAVE A LOICENSE FOR THAT FACESITTING POST?
>>3179135
>event with Ryan as the center character>show completely stolen by Biko and Akebono
>>3179146yeah but its kinda funny. I read once a strip club there gave free dances at Goku vs Jiren finale if Goku won.
>>3179135Grass Wonder, Yukino Bijin, Winning Ticket, Kawakami Princess, and Super Creek will always be at total fans: 1 in my stable.
>>3179088it was together with this alt alsoHOLY FUCK HOW IS SHE EVEN ROUNDER
>>3179155BASED BASED BASED
This is very tactical, Mechahaya
Anybody read the event story? Is it any good? Will it be able to heal the scars wrought in the Ryan mines?
Kawakami legit has one of the best and funniest careers of any early Uma you are retarded if you pulled her and didn't do it at least once.
>>3179163snifffffff
>>3179159This Falco looks like she's two years older and also somehow has tits. I kinda like it.
>>3179172antider/v/...
>>3179093THIS IS NO CHINESE AT ALL-1000000000 SOCIAL SCORE WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
>>3179163instead of mecha we should have mecca
>>3179157Kind of weird how deeply and throughly some chinese children's cartoon managed to penetrate the psyche of the latino race.
>>3179159
>>3179167the last time I played a mare's career it was nishino's and it just pissed me off
>>3179177umashallah
i still find it fucking hilarious that mexico told toei to fuck off when they got mad about them doing big public showings for the end of dbs
FrontGODS should teach these backliner sissies how to make parents, because a good cheer halo is rarer than a diamond
>>3179163>I assure you, short skirt with my underwear peaking out and a large boob window are both necessary
Skyrim 15th anniversary tomorrow...
>>3179184Why?
how important is using hint books anyways, i only have 120 dream glimmer so i can barely level anything up
The rainbow frags weren't the last thing I got this time
>>3179198I'm not buying any of your games anymore Todd
>>3179201the whole narrative is about how she's constantly stressed out by how much of a disgrace the trainer character is
>>3179192I'm training literally all styles there's no time even if I kinda know how to do it. I just slap the first one I've got with pink or/and blue and maybe some white.
>>3179209And how does that relate to mares as a whole?
>>3179209too relatable to bear?
>>3179178Spics are truly the OG weebs. My mom was already a huge weeb in the 70s. She was obsessed with Heidi and Minky Momo which aired in fucking public, over-the-air TV. There was a single color TV on the whole block and all the kids gathered there to watch the most shittily dubbed animu you could imagine.
Is it bad that I found Ryan very cute during this event while Nano is kinda boring?
>>3179209When I did Nishino's career I didn't get that at allWhat events gave you that impression
oh boy, 5 more runs in the ryan loopa mines, when can i leave?
>>3179206what the fuck is that expression.
>>3179230many think this but few are brave enough to say it
imagine her funeral
>>3179232Right now. Pump hasn't been relevant as a green spark for like a year at this point.
>>3179242me and who
>>3179239A few more weeks...
Global's next droite event is coming up after the Kris S banner. Instead of thinking about the amount of dooming Ardanfags will do over her getting pants'd I want to show how cute Chiyo's ballroom dress is
>>3179198Lest we forget...
>>3178863>WEIIIIIIIII>*voice like 2 octives down "It's show time"What the FUCK?
>>3179249Are there any actually good Ballroom alts? They always look the worst
>>3178863My dick twitched when her voice went deep
>>3179256baller seiun is kino
>>3179256I think Fuji's dress is pretty and I am very, very weak to Bakushin with her hair down
>>3179256Bro your fuji?
If a character wearing pants is enough to get you upset you probably never liked them to begin with
>>3179256Helios mesh thighsGimlet
>>3179256Literally just Gimlet
>>3179256Fuji and Gimlet are literal bonermancers
726776977267769772677697a room or two
I don't dislike ballroom helios but she looks more like a ringleader than an elegant dancer.
>>3179256Dress wise I think Gimlet's is very lovely and stands out the most
>>3179282Initially I thought her alt was from the same event as Jordans because fucking look at them side by side
>>3178989Even if this is for le other board, the reference is tasteful enough and the OC is clean enough that I would dogpile anyone that gets madnice work
>an actual excuse to do some Tapaganda for onceHer vaudeville-esque outfit is great
>>3179256
>>3179285Probably the only ballroom costume I like, Gimlet hamming it up all the time helps
>>3179256The one you just replied to? That Chiyo dress is extremely cute.
>>3179295BAKUSEXO
>>3179295I don't care what you faggots say the suits are an abomination.The only one that looks even remotely acceptable is Bakushin's.
>>3179295kill kill kill fuck kill marry fuck fuck marry fuck
>>3179285If I wanted to get one Gimlet, which version should I get? which one will I get the most use out of/better pvp performance?I really like her default outfit and I am an End trainer rather than Late
>>3179295I want to tap dance
>>3179285And then there's Tap Dance City's which I really, really like. Its great that she and Gimlet both share the banner because they're my favorite of all the current droite sets
>>3179295ardanfags complain about this?
>>3179295Y'know, Fuji, Gimlet and Tap Dance look pretty good, maybe I should skip the initial Tap Dance banner and wait until Halloween one
I've been on a winning streak and my motivation is rock bottom. I haven't started making parents yet.
>>3179308she looks like she's from military propaganda poster for women
>>3179295Yeah Fuji and Gimlet are the best ones. Those shades of purple are really good, I wish I could learn their names
>>3178863>Helios is sleeper Fenomeno tierNow I want her even more but I only have 46k carats.
>>3179295It's just Gimlet and North Flight then.Tap Dance would be cool, but the whack ass half-jacket thing ruins it.
>>3179310get yourself together, humblebragga
>>3179278I'll come back later, ty for coming
>>3179302I think ballroom is a miler and OG is a Dahby machine, both are end closers
Does Tap Dance City really tap dance?
>>3179308Imagine her auditioning.
Considering we got Christmas back I was hoping that those retards at Cygames realized that localizing wei as wahey was fucking stupid, but no, she still waheys
>>3179326Yes
>>3179291>for le other boardIt's for (You), or at least the anon that asked for it who is probably an immigrant like me.If I had to post it in the other thread, I just wouldn't post it or make it at all. That place sucks.Someone else even reposted this in the other thread last night and they didn't give a single fuck.I've always posted my OC here, because they're just not worthy.
>>3179319I thought only the alts were more specific, am I really not going to get much use out of either version?
>>3179332you sound autistic as fuck neigha
>>3179339Why? Would you make OC for a shithole that wouldn't like it?
>>3179332based expat drawDEITY
>>3179344But you did make the OC
>>3179332>I've always posted my OC hereBased, wuv you
>>3179308they found the real Kris S and made her voice herself
>>3179295I wonder who these appeal to? I mean, it's a yearly recurring events and they all look so bad.
>>3179346Nice
>>3179346As on of the few that likes 3D cosplay whores, BASED.
>>3179349Yes.
>
>>3179351>the real Kris SI don't see it
they're bringing Symboli Kris S to LONDON
>>3179358So why are you asking me if I'd make OC for someone I hate like it's not something you just did
That thing is disgusting fuck you for posting that
>>3179346Panty-flashing onii chan!
>>3178863WHERE IS THE BIG BAND UMA SONG CYGAAAAMES
>>3178863hmm i can't seem to listen to this soundpost for no reason
>>3179363I said I made it for the anon in this thread who requested it.
>>3179333Both can be used I think, OG if she's not on Tokyo gets a final straight 0.33 current speed boost and if she's on derby it's 0.55. whereas ballroom gets a late race target speed boost 0.25/0.45(miles). Both get general end closer and mile/med skills.
>>3179370Yeah an anon from /vg/
>>3179344NTA but I did make OC three times for the club I'm in for recruiting purposes even though that place isn't very receptive to PASSION tier OCbonus earhttps://files.catbox.moe/djazjv.png
Is this good enough for Digi? End Digi. I would just need to find a tracen cheer borrow with Leap forward.Shame about no End corners or THH tho
>>3179376zased
>>3179249>over her getting pants'dI've grown to like it after seeing how similar yet contrasting it is to Ramonu's base outfit. I can see it as something she'd wear during the classics when she thinks she's still under her sister's shadow.Also she's just a straight upgrade over her base so I have to get her.
>>3179373Og gimlet looks like she can be used on all final straight maps, while ballroom is much more a miler. Not sure about the power level of either
>>3178989I hope V***** sees this... Kino
>>3179344>>3179376Not them, but that place used to be very welcoming to people who posted passion OCs. Sadly, it eventually got overrun by shitposters. The only reason I still tolerate that place is because of the few remaining sane/fun posters and the Teioposters, who are surprisingly somehow still the same fun people and posters they were last year.
This is the official /v/ma ballroom tierlist. You may not disagree with this.
>>3179393This, a year ago it really was a cool place but I feel like 4chan as a whole has been degrading in quality. Covid did a number on this site
>>3179400/v/ma is dead tho?
>>3179376I like that ear
>>3179400I'm ok with this, although I cannot lie, ripping Ardan's pants for lewd purposes appeals to me
>>3179295The little german boy is so fucking funny every time, I want to hate it but I can't.
>>3179400Imagine ho- ahem, no, I will restrain myself
>>3179393There's a guy taking requests and posting OC and he has gotten nothing but compliments. You are the most unhinged retards on this website
>>3179305It looks really nice and i'm planning on pulling for the chuuni. Tell me about Tap Dance. Why does she wear the small hat?
ballroom helios is actually the best
>>3179401The moderators are the plague, not Coronavirus.
>>3179408Proud of you!
>>3179376Very good ear, I will save this to my reference folder
>>3179400The problem with ballroom Sky is that her shorts are too fucking long
>>3179410i've seen a few of these when looking up stuff through the archive
>>3179411Lots of umas wear tiny hats. I bet UmaTokyo is full of tiny hat stores.
>>3179401It's a death by a thousand cuts situation. Unmoderated schizophrenics, the hack, moderation trying to make the website a culture war hub instead of a bunch hobbyist boards.
>>3179378Please?
I think Ryan is cute I don't care what anyone says
>>3179400Look bwo, I love Tap and plan to pull her but that outfit is objectively trash and looks retarded
>>3179421True, there was a point like 10 years ago when reddit was actually nice to use
>>3179423What if I said yeah Ryan IS cute. Would you care?
>>3179418He made around 10 of them by now I think. I don't save them all but here's a Neicha if you don't have here
>>3179434Would taiki really do this?
>>3179410I think the reception still depends on the time of day and whether the thread itself is doing well or not, but, yes. Very cute OCs.
>>3179378Can someone please read my post ;__;?
>>3179378She only needs like 9* stam, so if you can get that from your grandparents and borrow, it's fine. Whites kinda suck, but you do have Spurt at least. You need to hit Leap Forward at the minimum, and you'd like Sharp Steps on top of that if you're not running Sweepy Wit for the gold, which is new enough that most of the King Halos don't have it unlike Leap Forward, so could be better but it'll work
>>3179440I still don't have any aces sorry
>>3179440I'd really try for Leap Forward on both parents if you're not using Ruby because any run where you can't get it is basically dead.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOO leap is on the GPs, im calling it quits while i can
>>3179440man wedk? it's just 2 whites, really bad, do you always cope with 2 whites?
>>3179439Not really, worst case scenario it gets ignored if the thread is arguing about something. That happens here and everywhere else too tho
>>3179446>really bad, do you always cope with 2 whites?Yeah or 3-4, looping and stuff doesn't work for me, I don't have that much patience or luck
>>3179440I don't know what ends would need in this cm the last time I tried to use an end closer in a mileslopa I got brocked in finals and that was quite enough for me
>look at Zelda remake>everyone looks like a jewWhat did Nintendo mean by this
>>3179418Cute Sirius reminds me of that artist who does tons of chibi sirius
>>3179455You're an adult now anon, you should stop worrying about whatever happens in nintoddlerland
>>3179378Your whites are all over the place. If you are baking a dedicated end parent why are you buying pace and late skills? Ideally you want either stam or power blues and maybe borrow ruby to have a chance for leap whites.
Be honest, how many of you participated in ye old Nintendie/Snoy/Steamie/XBots shitposting? I know we are too old for this shit now but I'm curious
>>3179464>why are you buying pace and late skillsSo I can get to SS rank and get better stars, like I did>maybe borrow ruby to have a chance for leap whites.I borrow Throne for the same reason as before, I was under the impression that it was what I was meant to be doing... Did I fuck up?
>>3179465I missed out on those but I was Asuka/Rei/Ayanami posting instead
Umas who race in casual wear
>>3179465I'm too busy playing PC games to engage in console war shitflinging.>>3179468SS rank increases the quality of your whites if you are just buying useless skills that you can't use anyway there is no real point in going for SS rank and you're better of going with a dedicated hintmaxing deck and lower ranks.
>>3179471Asuka/Ayanami/Mari I mean
>>3179362Suzuki Minori has a crazy fucking lazy eye.
>>3179432>>3179418>>3179410>Draw a star>Draw a circle>Draw some eyes>Draw the rest of the umaIs this the secret to making chibis?Where do boxes come in?
>>3179465I only cared about consolewar shit back in the 360/PS3 era, when I was a teenager. Everything since has been grasping to recapture that eraPC, and gaming as a whole becoming mainstream killed off the energy it had
>>3179481ANON CRACKED THE CODE
>>3179481>Where do boxes come inRight here, anon
Dirtsloppa so utterly dogshit it got me to go over all my unread careers and start playing Limbus
>>3179481Holy crap, OC of MY FUARKING HERO
>>3179494My danchou is playing Isaac and my clubbies are playing other games like Ghostrunner, anything but Dirtslop bruh
>>3179501I just realised we're getting bribed with steam keys to flatline and dancho is encouraging it all. What is he planning?
>>3179503I don't know but I am having fun
>>3179501>Adding 4chan posters to your steam friendsI like you guys more than most but let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
>>3179507>numberfags desperate for 450 carats all line up for oy neigh>we poach all the >fun enjoyers >oy neigh slowly becomes a soulless husk of tryhards>der/v/'s influence over the thread increases graduallyI'm starting to see the vision. Our danchou is truly a devious master schemer.
>>3179508I didn't add anyone to Steam, they told us in club chat lol. We had a Steam key giveaway the other day
>>3179516i wish musume were real
This thread is noticeably more shit than the previous twoWhat happened? Dont answer that
>>3179508I wanted to hire you guy's pawns on Dragon's Dogma but you guys are so anti-social you won't even share your pawn codes.
>>3179494
>>3179532You never asked! I'll post my pawn if you want.
>>3179508I mean Ive made friends playing games with 4channers and we’re still friends years later, still play games together. You just need to avoid the threads that are like “EVERYONE SHARE STEAM IDS” to avoid the stalker type schizos. Always a risk with randos of course but I would 100% add my clubmates on steam, not that I play much other than uma and my bingtendo these days
>>3179538YayHere, take Fuji on an adventure.I67M4YWHP122
>>3179536
>>3179543I wanna get to DD2 just so I can play with Fuji by my side, but I need to finish DD1 first. Will these codes still work in the future?
>wait until last turn to do fan requirementIt's unreal how bad Lates are in mile career races.
>>3179542I never liked playing vidya with other people.It's awkward even with irl friends
>>3179545My hero would say this.
Any G1s this weekend?>>3179536I want to hug her and fondle her ears. And her butt. And her tits.>>3179551>hopeless'dThat brings me back.
>>3179549Yeah, but you'll have to grind a bit since she's level 50 and you won't have enough RCBase DD2 is babbymode though so you can just hire some OP level 1 pawns and steamroll into the endgame
>>3179542I've never done it but if /v/ma was ever to die I would probably try to stay in touch with a few of you fags, you are good teammates
>>3179556Now that I think about it I would probably make Fuji my main pawn anyways since she's my wife and all
>>3179555There are JP G1s every weekend for the rest of the year
>>3179497our* hero
>>3179543Done. My pawn might be too high level for you but i gave him a very rare item that you can use later. OFUNTFRGDFHE
>>3179362Look at how fat Chisa is...
>>3179561>keibakino and reenactments for the rest of the year>have to wake up at 6am every Sunday for the rest of the yearI don't have a reaction image for this.
>>3179565Kino
>>3179555QEII this weekend.For non-Jap G1s there's the NZ 2000 Guineas (1600m), CF Orr Stakes (1400m), along with four Argentinian G1s and two Brazilian G1s.
>>3179551PACE OR FRONT HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS?
>>3179565why she so black
>>3179566I can hire her on my main, I'm also around that level since Satanachia runs inflate your levels like crazy>another thiefShieeet im running triple thief I guess
>>3179565unironically kino
>>3179576She's a Late and I shan't change what she truly is.
>>3179555
>>3179362Pretty good lineup of umas, unfortunate Gimlet is not there
WELL SOMEBODY TOLD MEYOU HAD A /V/RO FRIENDWHO LOOKED LIKE A BWO FRIENDTHAT I HAD IN FEBRUARY OF LAST YEAR
>>3179566>>3179578I am still stuck on DD1 but what should I do (in both games) to recreate the feel of this pic? (I am a sorcerer btw)
>>3179588why are the killers songs all about kekoldry
>>3179592Hire a group of pawns and start exploring an area you haven't been to before.
>>3179410Chibianon is too good for either of these threads tbqhwy
>get all of the skills you want on a parent>sparks time!>1 stam 3 late 1 white>reroll>1 stam 1 pace 2 whites
>>3179578Make sure to duplicate that key until you have 8...
Why is og digital considered the better version over her halloween alt for the next cm? Or is it just because less people have her alt so the og is used more?
>>3179595what vocations?
>>3179468>Did I fuck up?do not borrow ruby, chain finish rate in auto is abysmal and she has no good hints, not worth stunting your rank for. you'll have to fish from inherits or suffer. speed fuku gives more stats for SS but doesn't give as much SP as throne i think the issue that ends have in clanker runs and why end parents are lacking is that there's no good card for them that has a lot of end hints like speed tachyon for paces and the pool of natural ends with serviceable distance aptitudes is very small meaning less style hints from careers
>>3179594......YOU PLAY FORGIVENESSWATCH IT NOW, HERE HE COMES!HE DOESN'T LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS, BUT HETALKS LIKE A GENTLEMANLIKE YOU IMAGINED WHEN YOU....WERE YOOOUUUNNNGGGG
>>3179603She has late race velo and gold uma stan while her alt is very mid race velo heavy. Kingu and Sweepy's gold are both position dependent so you can overshoot with too much mid race.>>3179606Whatever complements your party and is to your liking. DD doesn't require any meta desu.
If I want to run ends as a secondary style should I selector CB or Ruby? I don't have either and run paces
>>3179571I'm surprised it was brought up (unless you're another Argiebro) but yeah, triple crown 3rd leg is this saturday at Palermo, along with a mile and sprint G1s. I've heard it's a hefty purse this year round due to the racetrack's 150th anniversary.
>>3179612>lust provoking imageCB but she needs 1LB to unlock. Ruby is borrowslop for miles and sprint.
>>3179603They're both fine. OG has a gold accel in her base kit and her unique is strong for the final stretch.Halloween Digi still has Forward March in her base kit alongside Uma Stan, but her unique being another Uma Stan (and is great if it goes off) in an environment of mostly fronts/paces and debuffers means that it's very unlikely to activate (she needs to be next to FOUR other umas for it) if you build her as a backliner.
>>3179616I was thinking of pigging out and just getting two tickets so I'll probably do that, thanks! If not I have 4 crystals
>>3179612CB is useable on any distance at 1LB and is a great wit card. ruby is a borrowbrick only for mile/sprint, CB is much better to pick
>>3179592Nothing really, the game already does this automatically, moreso in DD1.>>3179600Already did most of the final rite and all i've got left are trickster, MS and MA>>3179606Mage and Strider to cover all your bases and let your pawn do whatever, if your pawn is /forevermage/ then just hire another strider or switch it up with thief or fighterNever hire warriors, they are a joke in DD1, they become arguably the best in DD2 thanks to the DLC
Is Solid Steps enough for Rickey or does she want Strong Steps?
>>3179624Cool I'll do that, maybe I'll even get lucky with the free pulls I won't
Wait Rickey only has 2 native greens? what is this bullshit? How am I meant to get 4 more? I don't have a single usable parent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLq2yWBy8pE
I got curious so i did this in photoshop
>>3179628You need to ultimately remember its a random accel at the end of the day. You dont NEED either, but it’s good to grab if your overall accel is lacking
>>3179634Oh my God
>>3179634brown!
>>3179631Uh no, she has 1 usable green because if you want to metafag you're supposed to run her as a Front.
>>3179635>wait why would rickey be running sharp steps, she’s front/pace!>got the two confused with solid stepsTOO MANY STEPS DISREGARD MY COMMENT
>>3179631Actually, you only have ONE active green in her base kit for the CM. Collab Graded Races doesn't work for Tokyo tracks.
>>3179634
>>3179634First time im attracted to 3DPD
>>3179639>>3179641I'm not running her as Front I don't have Speed Maru and I suck ass at making Fronts, they need way too much midrace
>>3179632She's so flat
>>3179634I wish umas were real so fucking much.
>>3179643I blame Fujin for breaking the lust floodgates.
>>3179634Which other seiyuus look like their character?
>>3179634bring blackface back
>>3178720She's bae-sexual
So who is going to LONDON
>>3179634bwo we all know you just asked chatgpt to do it
>>3179628Solid steps is fine, strong steps is luxury
>>3179612Definitely CB, if you have another strong wit card at mlb, you can pair a 0lb CB with that and you should be fine.
Anyone here doing Pace Rickey instead of the ball-buster that is Front Rickey? I need inspiration
>>3179661Fuck you nigger, I wuv delicious brown.
>>3179634She's so cool
>>3179667Soul
Torenah are you calling Bono fat?
>>3179665That's kinda what I was thinking, I have mlb Finemo and will have mlb Ramonu (inshallah) so I could justify it just being 0lb. I'll at least test run it first when the next scenario is released
>>3179634Insane how much of an upgrade this is
>>3179661NTA but if anything this is exactly the kind of dumb, useless shit AI should be used for.
All these replies made me realize that you fucks would fuck SEA women in a heartbeat.
This thread has always liked Kris a lot and I find it funny
>>3179659Please BEE in London
>>3179682Umas > Ningen
/vg/ is awful right now. Post lewds to cheer me up
>>3179682>Fucking womenDude what? No, that’s gay as hell
>>3179634It triggers my autism that her hair is not as dark as kris's is.
>>3179689Well unfortunately anon, umas are not real.
>>3179683Everyone likes Kris
>3179687It’s awful because people like you exist, leave at once
Which brave soul is hosting rooms? I finally got something.
>>3179683I don't know that this type of situation for button-popping is called but I love it a lot
>>3179695Why don't you host them yourself anon? I can host but i can't post results right now. Im at work
>>3179695(you)
>>3179695You shall host.
>>3179694I left /vg/ already that's why I'm here. You faggots always say the dumbest things
>>3179700>>3179701>>3179702YOU CANT MAKE ME HOST IM A JOINER
>>3179634>3dpd):<>3dpd, brownO:
>>3179661I can see the shape of his color mask.
>go away
>>3179709Thats an uma musume however.
Speaking of real life umas, something that annoys me in both fanart and cosplay is that people never place the tail correctly
>>3179708then NO ROOMS FOR YOU!
>>3179695I'll host give me a second
>>3179709I like her because she's sexy and a VA
>>3179716How so?
>>3179687
>>3179709The schizo was correct all along
>>3179693Really wish she wasn't a longma.I just can't justify pulling for long related stuff.
>>3179720Well, humans do have a tail bone. Most cosplay and fanart tends to place the tail way too high up
brown is king
>>3179725She's a GOOD long uma though, and shes strongest in the best race in the game arima kinen
>>3179687We're not going to ERP with you, disgusting shitskin.
Brown general
I’m really considering Nano right now
>>3179725I'm probably not pulling her either since I've got other stuff to get but I pulled Machan knowing she wouldn't get much use and don't regret it
>>3179734keep going I'm almost there
>>3179730I only just noticed the chibi trapped in the orb.
>>3179716>>3179728Why does this apply to fanart and cosplays and not official art and in-game models?
>>3179740Disgusting
>>3179741Nta but im pretty sure the in game model is actually anatomically correct
>>3179740This is fucking disgusting
>>3179740Holy fuck I want to puke. And tattoos too.Thank god Akebono doesn't actually look like this.
>3dpd):<>3dpd, brownO:
>>3179659are the tickets soon to be up? might go desu
>>3179730why did she trap the little baby in there
>>3179738kill yourself
>>3179659Maybe, travel wise west London is easy, but only if friends wanted to go
>>3179659The mere thought of setting foot in *ngland makes me gag. Sadly my country is close to it so it would be the only way for me to go, but going to another country alone sounds miserable as hell
>>3179751a bit more
Now post FATwa’s VA
>>3179743Their tails go through their belts. The belt does not go over your tailbone.
>>3179756Or how about we talk about the game
>>3179755Im not joking, you should really kill yourself.
>>3179743This is way too high to be connected to her tailbone.
>>3179758Can you look under their tails and see if there is fleshy part? otherwise how do they move the tail?
>>3179760one more comment, make it extra mean I can barely hold it in much longer
>>3179699That anon who talked about that with taiki had the right idea
>>3179759Game? You mean how we hate GL and it's better not playing at all?
>>3179759Yeah? Let’s hear it. What riveting gameplay discussion is on the menu today?
>>3179762Yeah I looked. It's entirely covered in hair.
>>3179754It turned out well for Los Angeles but that was extremely lucky considering the concert got cancelled and bunch of peeps tried anyways to have a good time and did (meetups, activities including range shooting, Santa Anita, etc.).Does west London suck if people have money? No money?
>>3179764qrd?
I do not see the difference
>>3179763kill yourself
>>3179766Well actually I did want to ask just for how much longer are we gonna use pump? I swear that the value of ryan parents has gone down tremendously in the last few CMs.
I'm more bothered that the voice actresses don't wear tails at uma concerts.
>>3179776I don't know.
>>3179770Taiki gave one anon a button popping fetish a few months ago due to her casual outfit
>>3179750https://files.catbox.moe/0zijks.gif
>>3179775I came thanks
>>3179769London sucks ass regardless of what you are, it's the biggest case of invaded European city turned into brown third world shithole. A nigger tried to sell me drugs when I was underage there. I can only imagine it has gotten worse
>>3179781no...
>>3179776I personally think pump is already dead in the water desu.
>>3179776Pump is still used in JP to this day. You dont HAVE to run it
>>3179776pretty sure Ryan will always be a possibility just because of how generic it is
You should post more brown instead.
>>3179782good now you can kill yourself for real
>>3179781>King Halo of Needleworks
>>3179786>Pump is still used in JP to this dayMajor gaslight, pump is an inconsistent piece of shit skill. There is much better access to accel in jp
>>3179788sir yes sir
>>3179793What are the generic Late/End accel inherits now? I genuinely want to know, and how do they improve over Pump?
>>3179789I know you like it but give me some time to fill up again before we go for round 2
>>3179788Brown is good
>>3179793it’s always an option. There’s already better stuff to use now in most cases
This thread is reaching a brown threshold that will displease Special Week
>>3179796Stego and Epi's skill along with golden accel skills that are on cards. Guaranteed procs with no positional requirements. Only old time parent that will forever see use for accel is seiun
>>3179793>There is much better access to accel in jpIf those are regular skills it doesn't really matter. Pump may be an inconsistent die roll but it works on most distances and when it hits you have a good chance to win. So when you make parents you can either pick some niche 2200m-only inherit, or you can pick the inherit that works on two thirds of all tracks.
>>3179797You should really kill yourself.
>>3179800My filters just show me the thread being good lmao
>>3179788
>>3179800what's the alternative of cracker in uma world? cropper?
>>3179801>Only old time parent that will forever see use for accel is seiunFrontbroken-sama get down!
>>3179804You're starting to sound desperate. Wait for a bit before we continue erping
>>3179788I posted one to my toilet just now.
>>3179803>So when you make parents you can either pick some niche 2200m-only inheritWhich is what you'll be doing? Positional accels fall of relatively soon. Current speed skills and gold accels mog them massively. The only relevant positional accel for backliners is MPAB which sees use for quite a while, but pump by itself. Its less valuable than something like shooting star imo
>currentranny's fetish is to be berated by white men
>>3179810Idk what's happening, my filters are working great
>>3179804Stop talking to the shitposter
We love browns and chestnuts here.
You could be drawing Nishino right now
>>3179815>pump by itself. Its less valuable than something like shooting star imoThis is gonna be apparent when we get neo universe and her broken ass midrace inherit
>>3179824I am, been practicing lolis
>>3179815>Positional accels fall of relatively soon.God I can't wait. Getting punished for doing too well is so fucking retarded.>>3179806Same, thread looks comfy to me.
>>3179776From what I've seen the Ryan mines are eternal
You guys gotta get a job.
>>3179824sorry but the kid is totally inept at beeing a q/v/een
>>3179824You could be posting more browns instead.
>>3179826How do you practice that without getting arrested?
>>3179825So does neo become a must-have late parent? I might have to roll her then
>>3179807Okay real talk why the fuck are there no tanned/brown gyarumas? Isn't that a stereotypical gyaru thing? Seems kinda weird that we have like half a dozen gyarumas and none of them are even mildly tanned
>>3179816Is that supposed to be me? I like Gold City and Dober the most
So my thing is, if the the stat cap next scenario will be 1500/1400/1500/1300/1300 then logically the big difference maker will be power especially on medium and long, why then do we still NOT slot in power cards to the deck?
>>3179832your greed will become your downfall
>>3179838I honestly have no idea, maybe the owners didn't want that
>>3179837Yeah she's the goat late surger for mediums
>>3179841How does the scenario make it easier to get stam and power? the 2 main weaknesses of GL
>>3179830People shitpost here from their job all the time. Being a wageslave doesnt just magically make you a better poster. They need to become MONKS
>>3179838It's was a relatively brief trend right?
>>3179838
>>3179838idk apparently that's not even what gyarus are, I will never understand
>>3179849Well first thing is that the deck is a lot more flexible 2 speed 2 wit goddesses and 1 flex. One of the abilities of the goddesses which you can trigger on command is to force all cards to friendship train regardless of where they are, so you could get some FAT stamina rainbows that way without even bringing one.
>>3179842>>3179852Stop spamming niggers fucking hell
>>3179851Dont look up what a real Gyaru looks like
>>3179836by looking up the tag in the panda
>>3179855can you guys stop being racist
>>3179855>sees cute anime girl>thinks of niggersburger spotted
CyGames told me that gyarus arent real, only zoomers that talk like niggers.
>>3179855ok...
>>3179855We need more brown umas. Post more.
>>3179856I have seen the thing Jynx was based off
>>3179854>trigger on command is to force all cards to friendship train regardless of where they are, so you could get some FAT stamina rainbows that way without even bringing one.That sounds way too good to be true, either the rng to trigger those effects will be tough as hell or will only happen like 3 times per career
>>3179855
>>3179858kill yourself nigger
>>3179854I don't think we'll be running stam cards tho, that's for sure. I think its more likely we run guts.
>>3179855We love browns here >>3179634
>>3179859>Sees nigger>Thinks of niggers>>3179867Proudly so
>>3179870>brown):<>brown, 3dpdO:
>>3179869Super Creek is the go-to card for longs in GM
>>3179868I'm ready for round 2 make me coom again
>>3179866Even if it's only 3 times per career, that's 3 more fat rainbows than I usually get.
>>3179871Tanned anime girls have nothing to do with Pithecus Baskeballensis though.
>>3179866I mean, ultimately the RNG comes to stuff like "how often do you see a quintuple rainbow on your stamina slot" but the ability is triggered on command
>>3179876what do you do the rest of the GM career then?>>3179878will it be more insufferable than GL or not? please be honest
>>3179874Oh wow ONE total long, and late surgers use kris instead.
she won btw
Have they already announced all countries they are traveling to? London is the closest to me, but I want to be sure.
>>3179880I mean, GM ive heard of as being really chill. It doesn't seem to be nearly as RNG dependent as GL from my research.
>>3179882Did she?
>>3179883Probably australia
>>3179882>rigged the poll>lost the race>won 0 /v/ictory stakes lobbies
>>3179881>late surgersSo far there's zero reason to use them, hopefully that changes.
>>3179889My ama came in 2nd once in a stakes lobby!
>>3179883Yes. Seoul is next after London, and then the last leg is in Yokohama.
>>3179889brownfraudbros....
>>3179894>SeoulNO FUCKING WAY WE ARE SO BACK
>>3179852This one is fitting any other more?
>>3179882Its going to take all of my willpower to not spark her if my cheeky tenners don't give me anything
>>3179883How do the rest of eurobros feel about having to travel to the J*w-K
>>3179893My Fuji won 1 room and almost became queen (;_;)
>>3179897
>>3179892Late surgers are good if you loop and bother actually making a good late surger with mid race instead of relying on gambles
I figure I’ll ask for a second opinion, but Pace or Late Nishino? I don’t really like pace because I don’t want her to be a dead slot in Falco/Rickey room comps and I can always gamble with OYL/Surge as a late, but I wanna double check. If it helps to know, my two others are Ends.
>>3179903What the fuck my account got locked
>>3179900I will simply not go and miss out on the concertbut mostly not going because I don't have anyone to go with
>>3179900too eastern to be granted visa
>Late surgers are goodOh nononono
>>3179907If you are going double end then a pacer that can contest frontless rooms would be good.
>>3179912How the fuck are pace chasers winning more?
>>3179749
>>3179915Brickey and Hokko
>>3179915Camping Taiki and pace Rickey
>>3179709Hishiama and Kris S gets the pass.
>>3179907Frankly I dont like late nishino in my experiences building her, I just find pace to be superior in most ways.
>>3179907lates are terrible and Flower doesn't really have much going for her if she isn't pace
>>3179915Both Taikis + Pace rickey mostly. Taiki has done very well generally speaking, and it is a Nishino track after allAnyway my whole problem with lates is they've been inferior to ends essentially ever since Daring Strike came out and it's only getting worse with each new card they get. Like WHAT is the reason to use fucking late surgers? When will we get a reason to use them and I mean the class as a whole and not just whenever Ruby (trainee) comes out or whatever.
>>3179898there's jordan but i was told to post not
>>3179917>>3179920>>3179924Does Pace Rickey depend on room comp? Is she easier to make?
>>3179917>HokkoShe's a middle performer at best, see >>3179924
>>3179915you see, in the wild, you're not gonna see the fucking 4-6 front runner shitfest that is /v/ma, even if there's only 2 fronts, paces have access to their strongest shit at those distances>source: am part of the /v/ma front runner shitfest
>>3179926Pace brickey is aight, she's easier to make cuz she has pace chaser savvy but is pretty objectively inferior to front rickey
>>3179907For late nishino you needed pretty good late parents, strong midrace and the necessary access, and maybe GW (I've had it work decent on lates but I'm no first-rate) to ensure unique triggers
>>3179924>hokko is lower than uraraohnononono... tomakomaibros wwa?
Jannies should be flayed.
>>3179924am i bricking myself if the umas i want to run are to the left of the dashed line (and are not debuffers/runaways)?
Hokko is actually really scary when her unique triggers but its such an inconsistent piece of shit in my experience with rooms
>>3179937kill marry fuck
>>3179933>Come to Tomakom- AAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBoom.
>>3179934Yeppers.
/v/ma WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAACK
I go to do a new career for once and thread goes to shit, shame, I liked the chibi guy at some pointAnyways check this out, first career too
>>3179914>>3179922>>3179923>>3179932I guess I’ll give pace one more try then. I’m just iffy about using paces whenever fronts are good and it doesn’t help that I’m the worst pace trainer here by far. I’ve brought a pace to every single CM and never won with that style.
>>3179931I don't have Speed Maru and I cannot make Fronts, Fronts require too much skill that I don't have, Pace is my only option from here onAlso you didn't answer, does she depend on room comp?
>>3179936These are just the aggregates. You of course have a chance even running low-tier umas. You just need your team comp to be good and for them to be individually strong with near-perfect skill selection/stat spread if you want to compete against the meta-umas. Based on my experience in the past 20+ CMs, MOST randoms can't build a front for a damn and I am EXTREMELY DOUBTFUL that even 5% of randoms can make a decent Rickey. Just build strong and if you know what you're doing you'll be fine. Really it's the debuffneighas that will fuck you up
>>3179936Nah, anon you cannot take haku data as gospel it is useful data but it has to be interpreted to the lense of analysis. You gotta remember that stuff like population size is a very important factor to take and that haku data is not strictly representative of CM.
>>3179944Damn Tsuru looking kinda fuckable in those boots
>>3179947Just remember. "Running pace" can mean just about anything. Only a SMALL SELECT FEW paces are actually outperforming fronts right now. If you just pick some bottom tier pace, you're going to struggle. Not all of them are created equally, so if your unsure pick one, try and build your team around it, share with the thread and we can tell you if you're cooking or not. When in doubt, Taiki is a strong option.
>>3179945should've dumper her to keep quality high
>>3179960ESL
>>3179952Her casual is the best in the game but you guys aren't ready for this conversation
>>3179944I 100% have to run a CM team of Tsuru, Teio and Rudolf
>>3179950Very important to take haku data with a grain of salt instead of just regurgitating what you can read. You have to critically think about it. As an example, smart falcon has an 11.7% compared to helios 12.7%. Does that mean helios>falco on this track? Not necessarily theres a massive 1256 gap in people that have tried those characters, and helios will only be tried as highrolls due to her nature as a mutaded character while falco is very easy to build on this track. Raw data is pretty useless if you dont know what it means.
>>3179964I am ready.
>>3179963so?
>>3179945Its chill now that shitposters got bored, please do so
>>3179960Do not blame your weakness on me
>>3179969
>>3179967>You have to critically think about it.We don't do that around here
My oshi's diet....
>>3179945Congrats, I just filtered everything and I've been having a blast and very good on-topic discussion
I fucking love high boots
>>3179974Maybe (You) dont.
>>3179974>WeMaybe you don't but I do, thats why I have 14 plats and you don't. Uma is knowledge game at the end of the day
>>3179976>I've been having a blastAh, a fellow blast-haver!
>>3179982Why did she do it?
>>3179980I actually also have 14 plats but I didn't know we were suddenly doing a dick measuring contest
>>3179983
>>3179983Slothliness is a sin
>>3179982Which umas can shoot energy blasts?
>>3179982>Fukubro destroying the last Seiunlet
>>3179985Yeah I have that AND a big brain, work out in the library nerd
>>3179973We love browns here though? Post more brown umas.
>>3179985You claimed people >here don't know what they're doing when we have some of the toughest practice rooms imaginable. Don't be retarded
>>3179991Rob Roy....(hate)
>>3179985What a coincidence, I also have 14 plats. My danchou taught me not to be ashamed of my plats.
>>3179991And I uhhh have a 401(k)
>>3179989Unironically Rickey.
>>3179994someone says that
>>3179991I have a pretty cool action figure collection.
>>3179989Air groove can throw blue fire, Rudolf can do some weird electric shockwave, Tama spawns Lightning and Rickey has feng shui. Thats of the top of my head
>>3179995Hmmmm?
>>3179900last time i was in london was like 14 years ago so dunno how bad it's gotten since though i was pretty young at that time so i can't remember if it was bad back then
>>3179991BODIED that freak
>>3180008My line gets flatter when I pull on it
Is there any way I can see the previous live concerts somewhere? I want to see my oshi sing (pic unrelated) and she's not in the current tour
>>3179985>>3179980You guys have 14 plats?! Me too!
>>3180007>Rickey has feng shuiShe literally does some Dragon of the Darkness Flame shit, it goes further than just rearranging furniture
14 plats? I have 14 centimeters!
I want you guys to stop taking criticism so personally please, thank you
>lying about plat countsDANCHOU NO!
>>3180027>vaguepostingI literally have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. I don't even see any criticism. what are YOU referring to in particular?
>>3180027Im from /v/. I cant do that
I have 14 plats, and I say KILL ALL FLATLINERS!
>>3180032>clueless filter feeder
>>3180032Nothing in particular
>>3180036>>3180037So...nothing? You just wanted to lecture me about fucking nothing? Kill yourself! And take it personally, please.
>>3180041I need you to be less reactionary to simple statements please
>>3179989KA...ME...HA...ME...
>>3180046I NEED YOU TO KILL YOURSELF
>>3179976Many don't know the arcane art of blast sorcery.
>>3180047HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>sees a post about stopping taking criticism personally>takes the post personallyIt was either a 150iq joke or a 50iq bloke
>>3179989Air Groove, Red Desire, Symboli Kris S
>>3180047>>3180054This is cool as fuck
>>3180027
>>3180059When I see a roach, I squish it. I don't take it personally that he's in my house, but he has to die. Since I can't squish you personally, I need you to squish yourself
>>3180009its about the same as 2012 at least where I'm usually around, like any big city its got great parts and shit parts. I'm not going to deny there are grim parts but its no worse then most other cities.
>>3180035I remember when I was a kid I had a VCR in my room and I would sneak the Starship Troopers VHS in my room to watch those titty scenes
>I have 14 plats!As if that proves anything but being a meta slaving, sloptuber watchingXogrunningpaypiggingfrontrunningdisgusting
>>3180065Imma squish myself to some Hokko milkers later, thanks for your concern
>>3180069FILLY DIDDLIN
>14 plat-havers>mfw I just hit the sweet 16
>>3180069I metaslaved and XOgged, debuffed and all and lost all CMs
>>3180078
>>3180078Meanwhile I won the two biggest Xogslop plats with my incredibly non meta oshi get fucked
thinking of yeppits...
>>3180027Actually we're all comfy here and we don't care about plats except for Oy Neighers
>>3180085many are saying this
>>3180085For me it's her shoulder blades.
>>3180085>shows off her pits, bare back, cleavage, and a very short skirt to top it all offShe may as well be a streetwalker dressing like that
>>3180078I learned many great lessons from my clubmate, not the least of which is that you can fail with meta umas you don't wuv... so you might as well take a chance at running who you DO wuv
>jp got sex alt>global got sex altwonder what the other servers got>krah sex uma
>>3180093fat newma
>>3180091But what if I'm a manwhore? What if I wuv more umas than I can run at a time? What then?
>>3180082>>3180083Not funny guys, I'm so unlucky :(>>3180091I fear I might be your clubmate
>>3180098You be like merun a different group of concubumas each CM. It keeps things fresh
>>3180096She isn't fat though?
>>3180089Yeppers' back cleavage...
>>3180099You're not my dad
>>3180085This is quite literally the first time ever I've been seeing yeppers in my xitter timeline
>>3180101I've seen her in her bikini and she's got a literal beer gutNO fat chicks
>>3180090Yeah that street? Mine
>>3180069I was told a bad player previous thread because I only cared about late-race accels although I won 14 plats because of it >>3175792
>>3180078Deserved, but a whole lot more deserve it too and didn't get it.
>>3180106>actually using xitterNyopers!
I have only three plats, two springs one mile, with Kingu, Kingu and Pearl respectively
>>3180113The reality is not even all "first rates" can agree on everything all the time, and that's okay. People just like to give each other shit, but often times there's no one size fits all choice, and many different paths to the same destination. A lot of it games down to player style, what decks/parents you have, and what the player himself favors over other things.
>>3180118why is this horse so smug?
Bono's art for her welfare card is so cute. Big horse wife.
i also have 3 plats, 2 sprints 1 mile withTaishin, Oguri, and Taiki>and i say i'm a front runner maini am an embarrassment to all front kind
>>3180091most of the ogurislops were during mant where oshi gaming wasn't even an option for most people
>>3180126GL has also been slop in that regard but I saw plenty of people won with their oshis anyway. Yeah it's slop, oftentime comes down to luck, doesnt mean you should just join the crowd and run xog yourself.
>>3180113You were told you're a retard because you said Teio's evolved skills are equal to Christmas Oguri's evolved skills.
>>3180110just because there's some skindentation with the straps on her swimsuit doesn't mean she's fat
>>3180129Read the chain. I never told nor brought up Oguri's skills. Stop making shit up.
>>3180130She's fat.YOU'RE fat.
I just bricked myself by rolling for nano
>>3180128the game mechanics of this scenario don't eliminate vast swathes of the game's roster from being able to be used at all
>>3180132Neighas can be real petty
>>3180132you said that she should be in the bottom tier of this tier list
>>3180136Okay so just run xog like a sovlless bitch
>>3180086I don't care about plats. I've had friends tell me that's only because I don't know what it's like to lose time and time again, and that saying plats aren't important is just me imposing my own disregard for other people's opinions onto others. Yet I still don't think they matter, hence the club's motto.
>>3180139Once, again, I didn't say that. Stop making shit up. I only said she's not "strong" as people are making it out to be.I didn't even care about that tier list. I only brought up Teio's and Brian's because someone else brought up Brian.
>>3180143I don't have to do that anymore since the nigger scenario is over.
>>3180135Not rolling would have bricked your dick, which would be even worse. You made the right choice.>>3180144I cared about plats until I lost three in a row to complete bullshit.
I've never winnered a Plat and will never win one
>>3180148>I don't have to do that anymore
>>3180135Welcome to the club. It's comfy. Smells kinda weird though.
>my only plats so far have been in longs and sprintsthe two extremes...
not that anon, so>Shrewd Stepnow adds current speed, and also is not time gated like uma stan/hard worker (> 5s), so it's basically the only instant PDM break in the game for non-fronts? so it's like GW + uma stan in 1 skill, i see why this one is useful>Teio StepI guess it's a velocity skill now where the accel gets you to target velocity faster? i feel like there are better evos out there, but at the same time i don't know what the lane movement does? it feels like it should be kinda like PP or DD but it doesn't say what direction you swing
>>3180154I WILL win a plat with /v/ma won but I'll need to use THAT
>>3180145don't think you won't be recognized when you re-litigate the same gaslights after being blown out multiple times
>>3180154I've got at least one plat on everything but dirt.My favorite uma is a dirter
>>3180158NTA but you are literally schizophrenic
>>3180158Nigga now you're accusing me of gaslighting. My whole chain last thread was simply I didn't see that Teio's strong as you are making it out to be.Holy shit you people are impossible to argue with.
>>3180154same, and I only care about the former
>>3180158Embarrassing Teiobros.
>teiofag doing damage control over her evolved skill
>>3180155um actually if it's not brian's evolved version of beast mode then it's a waste of skill points
>new clubmate sends a wuv you
I have never won a plat and by the time the 5th one rolled around I knew it was bullshit.
>>3180164>you peopleYou are arguing with ONE schizo, please don't lump the entire thread with him. In fact I don't even know why you bothered replying to that retard for this long, you brought it upon yourself. Next time ignore retards.
>>3180155>but at the same time i don't know what the lane movement does?When your uma is behind another uma, there's a brief moment where your uma stops accelerating and moves to the side(second or third lane depending on how many umas are in front,) lane movement makes the process of moving to the side much faster which is why having go with the flow, or even nimble nav/NSM is really handy
>>3180174Will do.
>>3180171I want a new clubmate to wuv...
You both are annoying
Why does every lost argument have to be a several day melty with you people?
>single neigha refused to acknowledge le tier list>no you're a gaslighterSometimes I really wonder just how much of you neighas are only parroting game knowledge.
Man Hokko's senior year is packed, this might prove problematic this CM
>>3180156i wish i ran her for CM18, like a retard i ran a shitty meme late that did nothing instead of making yaeno as a 3rd pace. there's not many chances to use her given her aptitudes and running style
>>3180183Aiieeee you can't say I'm having a melty or I'll have a melty!
>>3180175ah i see, so teio step evo is basically an anti get-fucked skill kinda like NSM in the late race, but since it's mid race it allows you to break out of the blockage and push up further?
>>3180188Damn she looks a lot like Aston Machan
this is where it started: >>3171697
>>3180183Who said the argument is lost? Was there a bell? I'm still talking!
>>3180191It's just daring strike but in medium
>>3180198You should stop
>>3180191Simply put it's a more powerful version of Uma Stan, which is to non-fronts in mediums and longs what Groundwork is to fronts.
Wtf there should be one more image slot
Read only some of the post but the neigha literally said he only cares about late race accels and got plats because of it and y'all think he'll acknowledge Teio's skill after that.
>>3180183Because we are /v/tards, does anyone else remember that time the mods stickied the pettiest most resentful post that an anon had saved for years until he could prove him wrong and call him a faggot?
>>3180201nvm I got the two skills mixed
>>3180188>wasted last image slot with literal nothing
I've gotten 12 plats by simply being lucky. You guys should try luckmaxxing, it's pretty easy.
>>3180203whales really have it easy
Teio's evos are perfectly fine. Fuck me, I'd love if my oshi could have evo skills on that level.Instead, she has useless innates AND bad evos.
>>3180183>you people
>>3180201>more powerful version of Uma Stanthat's the talented technique one since it's early race, not teio step, but yea, as i'm not an end closer player, didn't realize that talentted technique is the same velocity as daring strike (as per >>3180199) and the lane movement does help in addition to that to get unfucked
>>3180211For me it's "lmao 2 gold heals".
>>3180174That retard brought up an argument he lost in a previous thread completely unprompted. That's schizo behavior.
I get 2 plats in every scenario. I already have my GL plats so I know no matter how good of a digital I make, I won't get a 3rd.I still want A finals though
>>3065066>>3065066>>3065066Let's leave the bad vibes in this thread. Get in here!
>>3180203This whole plat dick measuring contest is stupid anyways. Neighas boast with their +10 plats and then say that they struggle in rooms here, while having it really easy in publics
move when ready>>3065066>>3065066>>3065066
>>3180222>>3180220Crazy how this gets funnier every single time
>>3180220>>3180222Who the FUCK is that
>>3180220>>3180222I actually choked from laughing, it gets funnier every time
Pulling Windy is going to be the new Teio account brick but actually real.
>>3180223It may seem like this will go on forever but in fact, this is a limited time joke!
>>3180211Some evolved skills are war crimes. Adding fov is a cruel humiliation ritual.
>>3180215>For me it's "lmao 2 gold heals"You too, huh?https://files.catbox.moe/sp9dno.png
>>3175393My fucking sides
>>3180229I'm never winning a CM anyway so I'm simply going to pull for one of my oshis.
>>3180229Curren spook is already the account brick
>>3180229*the new Curren
>>3180191>but since it's mid race it allows you to break out of the blockage and push up further?yeah you're basically guaranteed to pass the uma in front of you as long as your built your teio well. https://youtu.be/uaiE4kJWJqw?si=GDBr0va7Z_JfUpp5&t=73Watch here(timestamped) and pay attention to the player's Teio. She basically switched lanes like 4 times since the evo skill lasts a long time
>>3180229>there are neighas in this thread who will brick their accounts by getting windy in the 5 free single pulls
How the fuck do I get power should be a /v/ma staple by now
how the FUCK do I bake
>>3180221>VGH my win rate just dropped from 95% to 93.7 I AM SUCH A FUCKING FAILURE OF A TRAINER I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
>>3180233Haru Urara is literally famous for losing so at least there's a reason for the skills to be bad.
>>3180221Sometimes you get really fraudulent wins too. Like I got a plat last longslop just because I actually brought End Closers and everyone else in A finals only had Paces and Lates.
>>3180269As a 9 plat fourth rate I can acknowledge at least 60% of my wins were completely fraudulent mickey medals
Give me an uma that isn't Nano or Ryan and I'll bake.
>see how shit my sparks are after a parent run>eye starts twitching
>>3180273Suzuka.
it actually does get funnier every time like 100% unironically
>>3180276... Give me another uma.
>>3180269CMs are always a crapshoot.My OGuri won the last sprint, by getting rushed after a late start.She went full retard and broke pdm until the late race because of that.Sometimes you get lucky and sometimes you end up in a lobby with 3 stam debuffers.
>>3180274Just go do an ace run, you'll get the best sparks you've ever seen with 59 affinity.
>>3180273Nishino
>>3180278Windy.
>>3180278CB
>>3180278Digitan.
>>3180278Ramonu
>>3180278Rare footage of someone standing up against the Oy Neigh menace
>>3180278No Reason!
>>3180278Sneedwho's sneed? You know it in your heart
>>3180278Win Variation
>>3180278MYSTERY NEIGHA
>>3180292100% Mambo
>>3180278Teio, the queen of meltys.
>>3180278Pandora
>>3180292Taiki's Shoes and Glue
>>3180303>>3180303>>3180303It's time for a Nice thread.
>>3180300>I WANNA BE META MAQUEEEEN! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA!