>Aquarius CupRace Conditions: 1600m, Mile, Dirt, Tokyo, Left, Soft Winter, Snowy. Registration begins Nov 17th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (November)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1793541782650.png>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190Previous: >>3180303It's Shinko Wednesday!
Pandora LOVE
>>3182650>Tachyon and PocketEWWWWW
NOT TODAY MY RIVALS486369224863692248636922
Do jannies become familiar with thread schizos over time from the reports they're getting?
thread quality would skyrocket if she was the queen btw
>>3182650L O N D O NONDON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_JI3qaWsOoReal talk, would you play this?
>>3182664No
Windy!>>3182647The subject...
You should roll for Windy
>>3182647Windy!
>>3182659ACK507575485075754850757548
Fantastic start lads.
>>3182674All you can do is be a good poster and ignore and report the bad ones.
>>3182674do you love the city you live in?
>>3182675This.
>>3182664Man I would love an uma racing game, its one of the things I want the most out of the franchise
Is this part of LONDON dangerous?
>>3182682Its very odd that cygames hasn't expanded to other vidya spinoffs when there's clearly some demand for it
>>3182682Zoomers thought the same so they did it on fucking Roblox
>>3182674SEAfags must be working overtime for pagpag diving again.Anyways, have any of you found any new oshis? Biggu is growing on me fast.
>>3182685Party Dash... forgotten...
Nice Windy thread
>>3182685I think its cuz party dash sold like shit (cuz its a cheap shit game) so it scared off the cyjews investors.
>>3182685why would they do that when they can just milk the kusogacha forever
>>3182691I AM NOT PAYING 20 BUCKS FOR FOUR MINIGAMES
>>3182695zased
>>3182673A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal970256719702567197025671
>>31826914 minis gamesWhich is sad because I hear it has a very large amount of voice acting.
>>3182688After unlocking Digitan from the daily legend races i've grown quite fond of her. She's making dirtslop bearable.
>>3182688Im quite enjoying maya, I overlooked her but ive been using her for a few cms lately and shes moving like prime lebron for me
>>3182701FASTER
>>3182700FOUR MINIGAMES
>>3182688Helios.
>>3182701I've just noticed this but why are Digital's ears so far apart? I don't think any other uma has them as separated as hers
>>3182688I would say that I am the sole Royce and Royce fan on 4Chan
>>3182686But is it good?
>>3182708Gotta make room for her bigass bow.It's like gamer dent
>>3182706what was his name again?
>>3182709Based, honestly
>>3182705
>>3182712El Condor Pasa
>dedicated musician uma (Sounds of Earth) plays Violin>not Trumpet or any brass that's used for the call to postEnormous missed opportunity.
>>3182699FAT FUCK 931216809312168093121680
Rare Windy thread post Windys?
>>3182717Zephyr plays the trumpet
>>3182712El gordo de mierda
>>3182712Ill Tempered José
>>3182720I'm saving my Windys for when her banner drops. Nobody knows the power I hold.
>>3182720
wait hollupthis dirt track has a late race hill?
>>3182718YES! I'm ready for the stakes!
>Loses one race>Fucking diesWhat was her problem?
>>3182720The secret to winning this CM
>>3182726Indeed
>>3182729Beep bop does not compute losing
>>3182712Mr Cantankerous Bob
>>3182712Dastardly Doodoo Devourer
>>3182712Hungry Joe
>>3182731>he cant mutate from dirt GA neigha here mutated an S dirt S mile machan and you're blackpilling?
>>3182688Sweepy won me my first plat since MANT so she's been steadily climbing up to the pantheon.
>>3182718Holy powermogged 483652764836527648365276
Who's pulling for this cute ayy?
>>3182720No one likes Windy.
>>3182747Shes required pulling if you're a late main, but im pulling cuz I find her hot
>>3182747Everyone will because she's meta
>>3182748It's me, I'm no one.
>>3182743Whats the secret sauce for that rickey? She doesn't have THAT much midrace
My team is ready. Is it worth it to prepare parents for the next CM? Will they be completely obsolete by the time the new scenario is out? Not sure what to do with my borrows now.
>>3182743Humiliation ritual but can't even be mad402223684022236840222368
>>3182747I'm pulling because she's hot.
Reminder that /v/mers still has 1 more spot to fill in the next 4 days! Come get your carats before they run out!
>>3182755GM parents massively power creep GL ones, they're gonna be relevant for quite some time.
how much stamina do I need for the following:>piss falco>pace regular oguri (because you guys said xog isn't good)>end fancy urara (because you guys said end is better)
>>3182726Yes but the hill on the dirt one ends too late for nano to get the full power unique
>>3182760
>>3182766600 for all of them for the track bonus
>>3182764and give them a hint you're from /here/ so they dont confuse you for a rando.
>>3182747Not sure yet. I'll have to see whether I like her uma storyI'm not really a late surger guy, but I AM an end closer guy and it looks like she might be able to function as one so I have reason to consider her
>>3182762Tell me about Neo and why you think she's hot because she looks like the numa-est of numas.
>>3182766600650600plus 50 if you want to reliably shield from murmurs
>>3182755There's not really much to do beyond looping to make the GM parents easier.
>>3182765If I don't already have a 4/4 loopa folded twice with 190 affinity per parent how do I prep for GM
Come in, nigga.
>>3182766>(because you guys said xog isn't good)If you don't mind mutating then base End Ogurin is pretty decent >>3182718 beat a room of five fronts+debuffer.
>>3182747All the metafags(Me too since I don't have mediumsloppers)
>>3182767>>>/vg/
>>3182747Imma pull for Pisa and Earth's dad.
>>3182766>because you guys said xog isn't goodWait isn't xog pretty decent as a front since moxie can be used for almost perfect accel
>>3182784I see you've decided to copy my filename and pretend to be me again.
>>3182760LOOKS LIKE I DID IT AGAIN631370866313708663137086
>>3182784What is that in the back? Looks like a big purple butt in a blue thong. What's really happening behind that door?
>>3182792Eh shes alright but not worth the investment imo, moxie is the trigger but its mid
>>3182796I see it now
>>3182784Cute alt
>>3182792>Wait isn't xog pretty decent as a front since moxie can be used for almost perfect accelShe is very difficult to build and you require another strong front to accompany her. The juice is not worth the squeeze especially if you are not a front runner main who has strong parents and all the cards lying around. It's not an easy win Xoggy like on her dedicated tracks.
>>3182776>it looks like she might be able to function as oneI think it would make her unique slightly inconsistent desu
>kills your motivation
>>3182775The funny thing is applications pop up like an hour or two after I put these out so clubganda does seem to reel in new fish.
If all turf has dirt under it anyway, why do some umas struggle to run on dirt
>>3182810Clubganda has always worked, it's why /v/ma tends to recruit quickly.
>>3182813Japanese dirt is more like sand
>>3182813do you get the same feeling with and without the condom?
>>3182815I hate sand.
>>3182814I mean, if all the other alternatives are B+ then A clubs would definitely recruit quickly.
>>3182814Club rank is the most important thing in getting recruits. Only a handful of trainers actually care for the soul coefficient of any given club they join.
>>3182818It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
>>3182814Would you rather join a club full of corpses or a club with living players.
https://x.com/Kuroko_Iharu_BF/status/2120287924122268016
>>3182780>long, blonde hair>bare legs>nice eyes>jacket that makes you wonder if she's wearing anything underneath
How does dirt always manage to be shit to build for man
>>31827943/9Join for sex with Yanko, this is the last one.
>>3182780Metasexuals exaggerating her appeal same as with /v/Ines.
>>3182834Im kinda sad they're retiring yanko. He could've hit richest horse in world history easily
>>3182821I disagree, clubposting that promotes a fun environment is also necessary. Why do you think we weren't having much trouble recruiting back on /v/? Why do you think people have been coming here specifically to shit on clubs and make the the vibe around clubposting dramatic?
Our bread's hijacked by a shitposter so I'm staying here till the next one.
>>3182835I mean. This thread has always been oddly horny about ines fujin. I think its the casual outfit that did it
>>3182835Please note that regular Ines also turned me into a horny monkey
>>3182836>implying he's not going to finish last in his retirement race
Finally beat this fucking Fire Emblem this game was not designed for people with jobs.
>>3182839Well, same here. But we defeated the shitposting with the power of the rooma.
>>3182839Thanks for announcing your arrival!
>>3182836>easilyHe's been globe trotting for his entire career, that has to add stress.
>>3182809>dirt.jpgActually your image is one of soil, not dirt.Also cyjews fucked up with surface aptitudes. Every horse trains on dirt at least some of the time, and all horses can run on turf because that's what they do in nature. So really the worst possible surface aptitude should be F or even E. There would still be a cost associated with mutations (namely that distance S will be harder to get) while at the same time dirt CMs become more appealing because you can actually run your favourites without flagellating yourself.
>>3182844>Ines also turned me into a horny monkeyTbf that happens every time a new rebooblican is released.
>>3182794ACK she didnt spurtThanks for coming my rivals! Holler if you want more rooms
>>3182852sandy loam posted this
Total dirt genocide
How far was yanko from romantic warrior's record?
>>3182852Do you work for IGN? If every horse runs a bare minimum on turf and dirt, then call that bare minimum aptitude G.
>>3182855Thanks for hosting!
This game is no longer fun to play, careers are a fucking slog I wish I could start them all at Senior year instead of wasting time
TONIGHTMAY PAINTS NAILS>Shut up, Gold City's trainer did not say that. The bloke can be a bit dense but surely he's not THAT thick. Doto, could you pass me the yellow? HAMMOND CHALLENGES HIS PREJUDICES>Ok so when you say "Kentucky", you mean like actual Kentucky, like the United States Kentucky? Not some unheard of Mexican province?>Si! >Does that mean you aren't lazy like those Mexicans are as well? AND I HELP SETTLE AN AGES LONG DEBATE>SPEED IS MORE IMPORTANT, THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT MY BAKUSHIN SPRINTS!>NO IT'S POWER, THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T RUN MORE THAN 1200M>SPEED>POWER>SPEED>POWER>*Clarckson stares at camera
>>3182855That digitan zig zag on the final straight was insane. Good to know that umas can move towards the inner rail with lane movement. I'm taking forward march and other adjacent skills wherever I go now. Thanks for the races
Danchou's told me hes throwing a big welcome back party in Room 101 after returning from flatlining for a week, Im so excited!
>>3182869GM SOON FELLOW STALKER
>>3182874Why does this place in particular love top gear so much
>>3182683Hammersmith isn't that dangerous at all unless you have habit of milling around estates
>>3182815A JP poster confirmed this while visiting Santa Anita early on. He was surprised that the track was some sort of other soil instead of sand.
>>3182883>animal printHelios wouldn't wear that shit!
>>3182874Kek, I love Topgearposting
>>3182881Prime uncslop
>>3182888What are the /v/ma approved series too many always get referenced
I am trying to mutate Fuji Kiseki but it's going awful, I have over 400 affinity but Dirt doesn't go up, my whites and stats are trash and my Mile S probability is fucking abysmal
>>3182893good.
>>3182855Ya mind doing a few more?
>>3182898Im at werk but why not, a few then.227970552279705522797055
>>3182893What's your parent setup like?
>>3182901All dirt except 2* Mile on Nishino and some more mile in 1 GP, I am honestly fucking awful at making parents but the system is too fucking dogshit and rng
>>3182903Whats your total dirt spark odds?
Do people take solid or strong steps for rickey
>>3182893u no rike? justo run base ulala? is come free with accounto baka gaijin
>>3182905
>>3182887Animal print is gyarucore you uncultured swine!
>>3182837Once upon a time clubposting was a fun environment but carcinization has rendered it unfun, we should reclaim it.
>>3182892LotGH and Three Kingdoms comes to mind.
>>3182911My fav one is the /herse/ one during the grass era. Does anyone have that one?
>finally get an acceptable run going>surely I'll have enough stamina for the min reqs by the end>okay at this rate I won't but at least I'll get a hint for passives to make up for it>alright I didn't but I have the skill points to spare, surely I can get one measly recovery just so she doesn't die midtrack>As soon as I get home I'm gonna edit this pic to say "we will eventually miss the days of Unity Cup"Holy fucking shit I hate GL
>>3182899>hey can you do a few more>sure here>no one joinsWhy do you all do this
>>3182915This and the sopranos and seinfeld
>>3182917And I forgot to post the pic like an idiot
>>3182915>>3182920>All boomershit
>>3182918I had the game closed.
>>3182924The average poster here needs a colonoscopy
>>3182924Sorry there's not enough triple T for you Helios
>>3182927I got mine last year!
>>3182924They don't make good™ tv series anymore unfortunately. Besides timeless classics aren't [generation]slop.
>>3182918>junkie can't abstain for mere 5 minutes
>>3182918I don't like her design but she's a cute brat
>>3182927I got an endoscopy a week ago, does that count
>>3182927I already had one, it was pretty fun
>>3182899Raped and Gaped by a fuarking pervert. We wuv you digiGOAT
>>3182911This is the best clubposting has ever been, thank you for reminding me
>>3182927I'm not putting anything up there go back to /vg/ with your ERP you fucking fag!
>>3182927I had one....
>>3182940It's not happening, but the posts that would come out of Digitan being queen would be really funny.
>>3182947But would you do it if your concerned umawife asks you to?
>>3182930I like Reacher…
WOWZA! That wasn't even a fan run.
>>3182927I had one years ago, unrelated but now I have to take flomax for the prostate, getting old is not fun
>>3182927I probably do. Been having bouts of constipation lately.
>>3182927No thanks, I plan on going out on my own terms like my hero Vodka.
>>3182837You mean if we just have fun with the clubs and ignore schizos /v/ma WINS???Jokes aside that actually makes a lot of sense. Those grim bastards have been trying to stop the fun even back on /v/. Makes sense they'd keep following us.
/v/ma - Elder Care
Why is there no uma musume skins to spend my pirate token on
I'm doing okay but I always am open to questions and concerns with my doctor. I might have sleep apnea
>>3182911I love that /v/ma lore is just they're a bunch of fatasses on purpose so they can't leave the club.
>>3182927My dad had cancer there, I am worried I will die of cancer
>butt problems>get a colonoscopy>nothing but an internal hemorrhoid>tell me to take creams and send me on my way>still having problems>see a proctologist>had an anal fistula, presumably from a bout of constipation months prior>had to get surgery on my ass>had to sit in sitz baths after every time I took a dump for a monthGet your fiber in young zumas...
>>3182927Neigha how I'm broke
>mfw when struggling to not post king halo colonoscopy porn
>>3182970tell your danchou to kick you if you're dying and can't play
>>3182959Drink kefir
>>3182949I think she has a higher chance than backliners in previous CMs because of the limited dirt pool. A Digitan reign into the new scenario would be kino.
>>3182969Taiki does that to every new member so they don't leave. It's also why the club can't climb into A+, because they are too heavy for the rank board
>>3182979You're not going to want the queen to be an uma you actually like when the new scenario drops. Ramonu's banner that comes with it is going to be a great brickening, even more than LH+Tachyon.
AI overview is going to be nuts for this thread
>>3182981Is this why Ogurin keeps winning the steaks? The true queen of the fatsos?
>>3182969So my understanding is>/v/ma (now (f/v/jin))Fat lazy but strong americans>der/v/Shadow cabal of pedophiles >oy neighMetafag Israelis chronic shitposters with a cult of personality around danchou>/v/mersSurprisingly chill terrorists>/v/mapyoiLovable loser theater kids>/herse/?????>/v/agabondRoaming nomads currently undergoing their industrial revolution>ASTEROld timey aristocrats>Horse MDOpen league warriors that take care of terminal burnouts>/hug/North sentinel island
>>3182983>Ramonu's banner that comes with it is going to be a great brickening, even more than LH+Tachyon.Good!
>>3182972>fistulaNo wonder your ass hurt, you've got pervert vampire tickling your insides wrist-deep.
>>3182966What is this pirate token thing
>>3182990
>>3182992Fortnite shit
>>3182994How there are no uma fortnite skins is beyond me.
>>3182986Oguri starves us to death so no
>>3182988>/herse/>?????My life for Ner'zhul
>>3182988I feel bad that /herse/ pretty much has nothing going on in /v/ma lore after all this time despite being /v/ma's twin.
>>3182996Japanese businessmen probably very wisely do not want their horses to be wielding ak-47s shooting Naruto and then twerking
>>3182999LMAO
>>3182990KEK
>Umamusume: Pretty Derby is now moving to Epic Games Store!
>>3183000/herse/ has gone through 3 danchous, its a cursed office
>>3183000/herse/ is dead neigha not much to talk about
>>3183007The only club to experience danchou loss too. What a fucking tragedy
test
>>3182996Boomer horse owners propably kinda get the whole>kawaii mascot mobile gamething, but they propably have zero interest in putting their horses in some whacky western game that's about shooting people.
>>3183007>>3183008Don't sneak into the /herse/ graveyard at night...
Aaaaand its down again
>>3183012Gold Ship would fit in and they'd make a shitton of money, Japanese businessmen are so had
>>3183009Oy Neigh has experienced dancho loss, too.
I don't want these beautiful girls to be anywhere close to Tim Sweeney's ugly retarded ass. He can keep seething about Gaben on Twitter
>>3183017Oh man I remember that, that was sick
>>3183017Virgo Cup 1 was so soul
>>3183007>has gone through 3 danchousDamn really? What happened?
>>3183020Afaik it was the only battle of danchos that we experienced in the actual CM environment. Come to think of it maybe we can have a dancho only >fun race?
>>3183026Someone brought up the idea before, but they got shut down because people were crying about having thread personalities and all that jazz
>>3183026Nah, only the oy neigh danchou is competitive. The rest are umarollers. Besides, gets too close to the thread personality thing imo.
>>3183026You'd have to bribe /v/ma danchou with food to get him back here.
>>3182660probably, some schizos are delete-on-sightuma musume
>>3183023mileslops were even slopier back then than now
Shes gonna steal your plat and there's NOTHING you can do about it
GL could never.
Testing forbidden title feng shui technique. One room only.933050489330504893305048
>>3183016>Gold Ship would fit inI ... hate how you're actually right about this.
How important is power for early race front running?
There are tiny nishinos inside my skin forcing me to have lolicon thoughts, der/v/ has hijacked my brain
>>3183041>tiny nishinos inside my skinhot
>>3183041It's more likely than you think!
Is ramp up + slipstream a worthwhile combo for front runners?
Hmmm... i must be doing it wrong. Title feng shui seems to be a gaslight.
>>3183034Nunity has the worst fucking chains imaginable though, its 10x worse than gl
>>3183050It was bad but I only had literally 0 event chains finish in GL.
Should I borrow Nishino for Pace Rickey? Are there any with greens?
>>3183029If I didn't sweat my ass off + mutate every CM I could use the TP making a billion fans for my club too. I'm competitive enough, I just don't join rooms
>>3183039Not sure about front running specifically but there is a heavy power debuff this CM so it's higher value than usual.
>finally back to normal, can hit the highs I was hitting before on stats>but now no chains finish, everI’m going to kill my cards.
>>3183055>I just don't join roomsWhy not? They're fun
>>3183053Yeah id use nishino for pace rickey, ive seen an opinion around that budding blossom is bad for this CM but I personally think it's good in terms of length gain
/vm/a will look at this and say that this is completely fair
>>3183030that sucks
>>3183059>funWe don't do that here.
Can someone explain if I actually need ramonu or not if im only gonna run fronts
>>3182988>>/v/mers>Surprisingly chill terroristsWhy are we terrorists instead of separatists?
>>3183066If you want to run bourbon or literally any other style and you want to win a GM CM you really really want it
>>3183066Ramonu is generic mile/medium card. Are you going to run mile/medium races?
>>3183069You guys murdered cha/v/ez in cold blood and slaughtered the loyalists of the old regime. Didn't even bury them in mass graves
>/vm/a
>>3183071every scenario after gm is a 1 wit scenario
>>3183066If you can only roll for one then bourbon is more important, because not having gold groundwork is a huge brick. otherwise you absolutely don't want to skip ramonu because she gives you a fuck ton of mid race skills, and a fuck ton of skill points, and a universal mid-race gold that works on miles and mediums. Fronts want mid race and SP.
>>3183062Okay we can just dress you up like the world's biggest chili dog instead since you want to be a weenie so bad.
The only thing I dont like about eamonu is you need to buy skills early so it fucks over your fast learner
>>3183073HE HAD IT COMIN!
>>318308010% off! on 4 skills with max hints! what a waste!
>>3183073cha/v/ez murdered himself and we just upped and left around the time he did that! Those loyalists are still alive in the old country even leading their new banana republic!
God dammit don't link the normies here.
Will wit bourbon have a nicer use for golden gw pace chasers?
I would like to interrupt the ongoing nanoganda to bring you important news:These are Dia's diamonds. Say something nice about them.
>>3183091Eh, it depends. Imo not really cuz the hints are mostly useless
>uma thread on /v/ has been up for 6 hours>it's off topic slop and lewd postingIMAGINEMYFUCKINGSHOCK
I'm going to be able to full spark Ramonu once for free!
>>3182969Jesus this club
>>3183097Nobody here knew, otherwise we would've hijacked it like the last coomer /v/ma thread
I just dont see how fujin is better than vb. Am i missing something?
>>3183095She only has one diamond tho?
>>3183091Groundwork on paces is already contentious and Wit Bourbon has next to no useful hints for Paces. If you are committed to stealing lucky pace just make a Pace Groundwork grandparent setup and add Seiun as your main parent for every CM where late race starts on a corner.
>>3183102HOLY FUCKING KEK
>>3183097That's the only way jannies (faggots, niggers, do it for free) let a thread survive. They kill mine on sight and rangeban me every time i bake. They are shamelessly transparent in their hypocrisy.
>>3183097Oy I'm posting lewds there, chill
>>3183102Oh my fucking God
>>3183102Shockingly high effort.
>>3183095why don't her ear condoms cover the full ear? did she buy the wrong size?
>>3183106> Am i missing something?Yeah, bourbon wit
>>3183102MY sides
>>3183102First good chronopost in history
>>3183102KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3183095Round fuck
>>3183102>ROLLS
https://youtu.be/lC7diQ6F904Umas for this vibe? You can't say Mayano
>>3183106Bourbon is screwed by not being able to run her own upcoming mandatory front wit card with gold groundwork.
>>3183102kekerino
>>3183102
>>3183102DELET THIS
>>3183095>flatline so I can get 100 pulls>I don't care about Kita>want Dia>get nothing for 90 pulls>dawn of the last day>rainbow gate>it's fucking Kita
>>318310210/10
>>3183102I clapped
>>3183102>Rolls
>>3183102>Tubby>Rolls>Feed>Eatan>CantReachMustWipe
>>3183102More of this type of shitposting, not SHITposting please
>>3183106Fujin has a higher ceiling thanks to actually being able to use the next meta Front card. It's like how S.Maru fell out of people's team comps when her card came out. Otherwise they are pretty much the same uma, barring Escape Artist being slightly better than the gold corner skill imo
>>3183102>my nameI cannot stop laughing
>>3183102First good clubpost in the history of /BEE/ma
This is the clubposting we needed and we've been missing
uoh?
>>3183159Don't bother trying, I can never feel any lust for this beast.
>>3183102>rolls>FATSOOOOOOOO>screw ibs
>>3183117She's trying to seduce her trainer, i.e. (Me).>>3183129Shut up, Falco.>>3183141I got 3 Kitas and had to spark for Dia. Training a Satono is expensive.
who's tvo
>>3183163>bwo's company
>>3183095>>3183162Dia is the only uma I ever changed my profile wife for
>>3183132>What's 2 + 2 and don't say 4
>>3183102Fukken saved
Not looking... bad?
>>3183174Looking solid!
>>3183152>Otherwise they are pretty much the same umaThe way I see it barbin has>Better unique>Better evolved skills>Better growths>Likely has books dumped into her by nowSo how the fuck is Fujin better?
>Stuck on unity runs trying to get some of these universally useful skills on a parent>Game refuses to put them in a spark
>>3183178Looking plump!
>>3183179Fujin has two advantages >being able to use bourbon cards>double fast learner eventTechnically bourbon is slightly better as an uma, thats why they release bourbon cards to this day to forever keep her in jail
Resident dinobros are going to LOVE the next episode of SBR
My thing is, fujin will be a LOH merchant right? Is she any good in CM
>>3183170What a double plus ungood comment. Off to room 101 with you.
What is the best recurring event and why is it increased daily race tickets?
>>3183179Fujin's ult lasts longer and recovers more stam t b h, Bobo is not strictly better
>>3183185>>being able to use bourbon cardsBut you don't get to use Fujin cards...
>>3183189Can someone explain to a transplant the room 101 joke....
>>3183192Name a good one
>>31831911 whole second longer isn't all that desu.
>>3183193Self identify as some sort of sapien first then we talk.
>>3183194Ines Fujin
>>3183179duration is better than effect strength on speed skills
>>3183194Jackie Cha- fuck
>>3183193Reference to the book 1984
>>3183194Guts Fujin used to be the best Guts stat stick but then again you almost never gutsmaxx
>>3183197Duration is multiplied by distance. 1 second is a big deal, it's why Daring Strike is so strong.
>>3183193Its a 1984 reference that was included in a very old clubpost
Would it be stupid to dump my crystal on my LB2 maru?
>>3183193Old clubpost
>charming>fast learner>leap forward off of a hint>posting mid runThis is about to be the most dogshit run of my life.
>>3183220depends
>>3183224You havent posted an image so the curse isn't active
>>3183221I love these greentexts
>>3183220Bad cuz might get spooked during ramonu
>Picking my borrow card before a run>Almost click on some rando I'm not following who put up a 0LB version instead of the follow with MLBHate this shit
>>3183214Isn't fujin primarily a miler though.
>Having an absolutely terrible time training for this CM>Look ahead at what the next few are like>Mediumslop where I'll have zero chance of winning>Longslop where I'll have zero chance of winningFuckGM had better be actually fun to play. Feels like I'm nearing my breaking point after two straight scenarios of misery
>>3183220Don't use resources right before the great rolling event.
>>3183241>Mediumslop where I'll have zero chance of winningI got you
So anon do you actually like her or just her card?
Finally!
>>3183241Next mediumkino will be an oshi CM.
>>3183235Season 3 of what? I'm curious now!
>>3183248I love me some mean bitches
>>3183248hate both
>>3183248>adult woman fetishI'm not a pervert, so no.
>>3183248Ramonu is interesting and hot, ill save for her during larc
>>3183248I like younger women
>>3183248I don't know enough about her to have an opinion.
>>3183248>Do you like the sex hag?Do you even realise what you're asking? I also have all the other Mejiros so even if she wasn't sex it would be a no-brainer.
>>3183248I think she's extremely hot and I have every other Mejiro except Palmer, so I might as well
Samson Big seems to have such a worldly sadness in her eyes for some reason
>>3183268AsterDanchou......
>>3183252Wardogs
>>3183229/v/ma lost a lot when we stopped making this, I always looked forward to a new queen greentext
>>3183248'ate hags'ate wit cards (not racist just not a real stat) 'ate (((must pull))) bannerswuv me young and fertile woifwuv me style specific cards simple as
Im about to brick myself please talk me out of it
>>3183281We've just had repeats and bad CMs desu
Bruh what is she grabbing
>>3183284You motherfuckers don't even main fronts
>>3183278>early access>season 3
>>3183290KOREAN SERVER JUST EOS WTF
>>3183248In two minds, I don't like how many characters just let her get away with shit and it feels a bit oot. But I like there being VILLAIN, and her backstory/motivation is ok
>>3183290STOP TALKING ABOUT MY PENIS!
>>3183284I bricked myself up and I am happy about it. She jiggles a lot and makes me awooga. You don't want my opinion if you want a rational one.Literally my ONLY complaint about her is that her default pose holding the invisible visor >>3183290 looks stupid
>>3183241>GM had better be actually fun to play.Prepare for people wanting to go back to gl
>>3183284You won't pull for front cards. You don't even have a cracked seiun parent.
>>3183290AIIIIIEEEEEE WHY IS SHE MAKING THAT GESTURE NOOOOOO MY DICK IS NOT SMALL!!!!! I WILL FIREBOMB CYGAMES INC. AND HIRE PROTEST TRUCKS FOR THIS!!!!!
>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID I USE ALL THOSE DEBUFFERS IN CM AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3183302>Prepare for people wanting to go back to glnot happening
>>3183294it will be the next battlebit
>>3183306Fun fact gooks did actually hire protest horse carriages and sent horse shit to the korean uma distributor HQ for their bad treatment
looking forward to people realizing that gl wasn't their problem
>>3183248She fucking hates me of course I don't like her
>>3183298I'd add that it's nice at least one mejiro gets aura
>>3183290To be fair it looks like she's grabbing a fairly decent sized cylinder(mine btw), not doing the pinch gesture
>>3183317Surprisingly this isn't the only "sending excrement to a gacha developer" incident.
>>3183248I don't know anything about her other than she's supposedly a frigid autist and looks like 40 year old woman with big boobs
>>3183248Sexiest 17yoI'm such a sick fuck
>>3183328Doesn't that happen every other month in Korea/China?
>I wish..... I spent more time..... arguing which uma was hotter....>*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
>>3183318GM will filter people because its a puzzle game
>non horse anons don't know how attached mares can get compared to stallions and geldings
I'm annoyed playing the game because I put in all my effort and my daily login friend who's not even got a club just luck mogs me on every banner and gets the umas in 10 rolls on average.
>>3183248I really do feel nothing for her, but it's not like she has much presence in the game as-is. I like her sister though.
>>3183336As a /v/mapyoian I strive to make my last words as I'm surrounded by friends and family "not looking good"
>>3183349Whos her sister again? Tardan?
>>3183341it's fine because overseer will tell me what to click
>>3183248I am bound by a contractual agreement to love all Mejiros.
>>3183336I will unironically remember you fags im my deathbed
>>3183341The puzzle being "get your preferred color in position 1 and 5".
>>3183361>in the end....its not looking good for me>flatlines for the last time
>>3183348Yeah but do you have more plats?
>scrolling xitter>see giant-chested yeppers>random refresh>scroll back>it disappears and the posts that were around it remainkilling myself rn
>>3183378>Open xitter to look for it>Oguri assThanks
>>3183378Check danbooru, is back online, and if you do manage to find it share it with the class
>>3183224No daring strike, powerlet, witlet, GGs.
>>3183385SHE PICKS THAT?
>>3183378https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-spotq2kYd4 dont do it
>>3183385Why do umas have insanely good aces in anything but the game
>>3183318The main problem is cards not finishing their event chains. I can even put up with inspiration bullshit, but missing out on a core skill for no reason is a stupid gameplay choice.
>>3183393>that stamder/v send their regards.
>>3183400>acesMeant asses
>algorithm just spams me with art of my wife that it knows I likeLiving my best life
Tapping Fine Motion.
>>3183373yeah but i want my wives
>>3183400>>3183410They're unironically not too bad
>>3183385Tama is that small?
>>3183248>This is a highschooler
>>3183414What comes around comes around. Youre about to get GOD luck
>>3183240only mile skill VFujin has is speed eater, otherwise, she's a generalist front runner, although her gold front corners adds 0.2 accel (which is honestly kinda buns)
>>3183389>finding an uma who doesn't exist
>>3183102>didn't make itTHIS IS BULLSHIT I NEED TO EAT MORE
>>3183417shes lookin lowkey kinda marvelous
>>3183429So this is iwate's natural beauty....
>>3183429Perfect size
>>3183378This one?
>>3183420What is the aerodynamic purpose of the boob window
>>3183436>slop
>>3183440Ask her
>>3183440blinkers
>>3183440It's for cooling purposes.
Acute's career is not being kind to me man, what the hell. So many senior races
>>3183444Fuji has the most inconsistent tit size ever here they look really big and in the next appearance they'll be half the size
>>3183454She has bad growths AND that kick in the balls of a career(For GL purposes)Training the granny is for strong torenas only.
What are YOU using the selector on neigha?
0 usable dirt biwas award. Man i hate mutating
>>3183466Probably Flower for metafag reasons. I'm sick of needing to borrow her.
>>3183459Artists also contribute to this, but it makes it look like a magic trick
>>3183454yea, having 3 races late classic, 3 races early senior, and 3 races late senior is killer, i'm also doing late granny too, so I have to somehow get mile S on her with 4 mile sparks (2 of which are on direct parent), i should probably leave her for last, which should i do first?>pace pink Taiki>end HDigi
>>3183466What freebies are we even getting?
>>3183466
>>3183466seconding flower with the other guy, but i also want to run her with taiki and seiun sky at least once
>>3183468believe in yourself
>>3183466Probably Creek since she's sitting there at 0LB, with 3 selectors I can put her at 3LB or if I get spooked maybe I'll use the new one on some uberniche card. Hopefully I don't need to spend any crystals on Ramonu... You don't think I'm paypigging, do you?
preview for next uma album is out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRl-hU24yvsfeaturing>new scenario song>No Reason solo song>Daring Tact solo song>Dirter group song>KFC collab song
>>3183466Yamanin ZephyrHer tiddies are calling to me
>>3183466probably some combination of SMaru + Creek since I have>1LB Smaru>3LB creekand i want to train fronts
>>3183466I don't know >Nishino Flower>Camping Taiki>Inari One (purple)>Hishi Akebono>Brian (either)>Palmer
>>3183466Who should I pick? Im gonna swipe for both.Note: im pulling for fujin the day her banner ends so I might get a few good spooks shiraoki willing.
>>3183492you should yep
>>3183492Tama and Brian are farmable so scratch those two. Who are you thinking of? Whats your style.
>>3183502I run front and pace mainly with lates and ends very occasionally. I was thinking of Ardan and Zephyr desu. Acute and Jordan also interest me
>>3183466/v/ma WON
>>3183508Jordan you can get during the gyaru rerun banner
>>3183481>TactHow does this nigga have a whole ass song when there are actual umas that've been out for years and don't even have R cards?
>>3183492Rob Roy and Inari One for maximum sex
Are the live concerts uploaded anywhere? I want to see my oshi sing and she is not attending this one
>>3183517Anon Tact has been an uma since MANT....
>>3183466I'm going to MLB Kitasan since I was lucky enough to get to 2LB with the random ticket yesterday and a paid selector will finish the job. Not like there's anything else that's worth getting for me since I have all the essentials.I'll probably also get NY Kitasan from a trainee selector.I refuse to be a Kitalet for any longer.
>>3183521Let me guess, you are rolling for Marvelous
after helios... im kind of scared for vivlos....
>>3183534Yes
>>3183536i know nothing about vivlos outside of the fact that her reputation has tanked due to one sloptuber
>>3183531How the fuck
>>3183525She is a Priconne character
>>3183542He has more plats than you shitter
>>3183548doubt
BEEblos
>>3183542Uh, she's the dubai labubu chocolate zoomer girl or something. I think shes chevals sister?
>>3183466I'm going to spend 90 united states dollars on card selectors for Agnes Tachyon SSR to start to unbrick my pace slot and it'll still only be at +2.
>>3183557Its vivlos, cheval and KWABxina
>>3183559
Autistic NEETs are the divine punishment sent to gacha games to punish paypiggies for financially supporting the degradation of gaming.
>>3183559Man you didn't double spark?
>>3183543Kitasan has eluded me this entire time.>Kitasan rerun banner ended up with 3LB power El and 1LB Kitasan off of two sparks>base Kitasan pulls at the start of MANT had like 4 off banner 3* umas but no Kitasan>NY Kitasan pulls ended up with just NY Dia
>>3183566what if he did tho
>>3183565Der/v/ian occupied thread
>>3183566I did 400 rolls and got 0 tachyon and 1 lh.I spent one spark on LH and one on Tachyon.
>>3183573BRUTAL may ramonu give you that sweet MLB paizuri
>>3183573
I actually cannot wait for some of these retards to get bricked by Ramonu rolls. All of this playing dumb and talking about >b-b-but the probability of that is extremely low, you just got severely unlucky!Yeah statistically, one of these days it'll happen to YOU.For the people that got raped last time, I do hope you get lucky this time. I only wish misfortune on the blind because they've had it too good. You don't realize how bad it can be until you experience it for yourself.
>>3183573Man that shit SUCKS best of luck, super unlikely it happens to you again
>>3183466I need these
>>3183588FAT FUCKIN DAHBYS
>>3183586>super unlikely it happens to you againShut the FUCK up.
>>31834680 usable Scarlets, but wagmi, trust!
>>3183584I can luckbend im invincible
>>3183584But i was raped by FineMo already statistically speaking it's very unlikely it'll happen again.
>>3183584suffering builds character>t. 3 GL plats with kita as a single MLB on my account
do i substitute Maru Speed for shakur?
>>3183584>lucklets seethingEnjoy 0 Ramonus in 400 pulls, I'll MLB in 200
>>3183584Only reason I'm still playing is I got raped almost a hard as this anon >>3183573 so I figure it is statistically impossible for it to happen thrice in a row.
>>3183599Fuck no
>>3183599Nope. Shakur is cope for cardlets.
>>3183586Actually it's just as likely it happens again since it's an independent probabilistic event. Getting unlucky before does not protect you from getting unlucky again.>Doto.jpg
>>3183599If you can choose, no. You should just make End parents with better white skills.
>>3183584>had to pity for SMaru (still only 1LB Smaru)>had to go to pity (197) for Kita White>had to pity for VFujins- surely i'm due for a lucky break right?
>>3183600I WILL save this post and you WILL come crying when you don't get a single copy after 600 pulls
>>3183603Its about a 0.243% chance
>>3183603>so I figure it is statistically impossible for it to happen thrice in a row.
The rates are 0.75% for a focus SSR and is about 1 in 133, it's only slighlty below average luck to not get one in 200 rolls.
>>3183599Is 1LB Maru good enough ?
After my nano rolls I have EXACTLY enough to double spark.
20 paypig platinums have the same value as 10 F2P platinums.
i swear this kind of posting only happens right around the start of each new scenario
>>3183573Many such cases will happen during Ramonu
>>3183454>>3183461>>3183471She believes in (You)! Don't you want to see her sing Miss Victoria?
>>3183618Do i count as F2P if ive only swiped on wife umas and never on cards?
>>3183604>>3183607>>3183610>>3183616any better cards to replace SMaru? i honestly don't know if there's any better altternative
>>3183615ThisRemember what type of game you're playing people
I hope you're having a nice day, /v/ma!
>>3183619just getting ready for the home stretch
>>3183622Fuck no it doesn't count
>>3183623Lb1 smaru is plenty good.
>>3183612I'll post my MLB in 200 if you do
>>3183622>wife umas>plural
>>3183619My wounds still haven't healed from the previous brickening. Everyone must experience what I went through
>>3183623SMaru is the best stat stick in the game.>>3183622Carats are fungible if you swiped on umas it means you had extra carats for cards.
>>3183623Plenty of anons that join rooms do great with an LB1 smaru. You're be fine friend
>>3183636Hey that's me!
>>3183584I got 6 Creeks and 2 CB last time I pulled for cards and I fear I will get raped into quitting even though I've been raped in every single other banner
>>3183636LB1 Smaru gang WW@?
>>3183627Firm makes the boobs bigger? Does that work with every green?
>>3183615Nice try but 0.75*200=150% chance to MLB on spark.
>>3183411My algorithm can't do this because I'm lucky it I get 1 new fan art per week
>>3183641me and my HEROES were 2LB Kita gang during URA and we made do. Being a low LB warrior separates the thirdies from the firsties
>>3183644Get a better wife
>>3183643
>>3183648>2LB Kita gang during URA and we made do.Man I got whale allegations for having an LB1 Kita
>>3183648>2LB Kita gang during URA2LB Kita during URA whale accusation territory.
>>3183644My algo started spamming me with Yeppers and it's great. I think it's the first time ever she gets a bump in popularity. Thank you, slutty kimono!
>>318364360% of the time, you'll spark every time
>you now remember the "just borrow kitasan" gaslighter
>>3183653>>3183654I was thirty seconds too late lol.
>>3183648>He wasn't borrowing Kita until the rerunSQUEEEEEEEEEE / Rerollfag
>>3183657I do not remember but there were some HORRIBLE gaslights going on, and the worst part is most of it we were doing to ourselves unintentionally
what's the deal with halloween mayano? do I need to pull her to win champions meeting?
>>3183662Shes an extremely good long merchant eith guaranteed fast learner
>>3183651
>>3183649Fuck you.
>>3183662Insane long merchant
>>3183663How many fuckin long merchants do we need
>>3183662More of a LOH uma than a CM uma. But she's a super cracked front running long uma with guaranteed fast learner
>>3183663>guaranteed fast learneroops Maya's Love Advice pre-debut!
>remember I have like 50 rolls in tickets for cards so that plus my stash plus the free rolls means I have a double spark>throw some cheeky rolls on Helios>don't get her but it's fine I still have enough for the hag and if all goes well, the godde->forgot about CBSHITHI T
>>3183657I always wondered what that guy's deal was. There had to have been more to it than just crabs in a bucket mentality for him to have been so obsessive.
>>3183669All umas are X merchants
>>3183672When is CB againMaybe I want to do a cheeky ticket pull on Windy after all..
>>3183662She has Encroaching Shadow++ for Fronts and her ult is a 6 second current speed boost in midrace + gigaheal and her other evolved skill is also a midrace position steal + last straight current speed boost
>>3183673I assumed it was someone who didn't get MLB Kita and was coping about it.
>>3183675Same time as Ramonu.
>>3183673Some people are just born and bred, dyed in the wool niggers.
>>3183599Shakur is only if you need a heal on an end closer. Debatably better than Jordan speed since it can't agemasen but it might wiff if the room comp doesn't let you trail anyone mid-race.
>>3183673>Villains who are only obeying their nature and doing what they do to survive
>>3183676Maya's a cockpit magician alright
>>3183677He was begging people to not pull her before the banner.
Anyone doing some rooms?
>>3183681This needs to be updated for the /vm/ era
>>3183687
>>3183675With the way people in this thread talk about what they're rolling for, all of you guys are gonna be broke bitches by February.
>>3183689Most of them still apply though
>>3183691I like to live dangerously
>>3183691>by FebruaryCUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>3183655Yeppers isn't your wife though
>>3183691Anon I'm a broke bitch now.
>>3183698Nooticing how the TP is full
>>3183691>frontrivals got 100 free pulls on Kita and will get 80 free pulls on BoboHelp me Shiraoki i'm craaaaabing.
>>3183671A lot more guaranteed than the 2% chance or whatever the fuck it is otherwise which btw she also has
>>3183693Teios barely existSeiunlets have gone extinctI don't know why Spechud is thereGenerals on /vg/ is deadAt least half of them aren't relevant any more
>>3183703Balls emptyTP full
>>3183703He has 14 minutes, calm down Chrono
>>3183691i'm not pulling for much between now and UAF tho
>>3183691>CB, Ramonu, Ancestors, Neo Universe, GimletYup, it's not looking good. I'm going to need to get really lucky on at least one of them
>>3183706>I don't know why Spechud is thereWe still hate CHIGGERS
>>3183710>taking laurel offSOULLESS.
>>3183691Praying real hard that Bourbon Wit doesn't actually take 600
>>3183691>gonna be a broke bitchThankfully there's nothing that I desperately want for GM so I'm just saving up for speed El and wit McQueen.
>>3183102>I'm assembling a team
>>3183723that's the most soulless thing you could pull for in that time period though?
>>3183726KEK
>>3183102>CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
Rooms?
>>3183738I decided I'm not gonna finish my team until half TP is over
>>3183738Sure pal, where's the code?
>>3183723i'm a front main tho, maybe i add summer tachy/mcqueen wit back in if i do decide to make pace my secondary style
>>3183735I haven't seen this shit since I left /v/ lel
>>3183738sure819363328193633281936332
oh yea, one last question, rupert or sweepy as my borrow for end closers?
>>3183738Im grinding but sure
>>3183753Sweep cuz rubert is a bit of an over investment imo
>>3183753Sweepy for your sanity, running a power card sucks. Breed in leap forward + get it from mile hint techniques
I have mutated her, posted her, bought her figgie, made a folder of her. How can I take my love for my wife to the next step?
>>3183759I have an answer but you're not going to like it.
>>3183753Please dont use rubert until GM. Brick ass card
>>3183759Draw her
>>3183691>Windy>CB (must-have)>Ramonu wit (must-have)>Rubert>Kris S>Chiyo>Neo maybe?>Miracle>Gimlet>Might also want Pokke speed but I'll have to wait and see how it feels to play the scenario with my current cardsIt's so fucking Dober manMy hard-earned carat hoard is about to evaporate right before my very eyes
>>3183764I'm so fucking scared>>3183766I should learn to do that yes, you are right
>>3183769Carats are to be used
>>3183765I did it but my character had a speed growth. It's either that or inherit speed sparks and you probably want stamina and/or power sparks just to make your life easier. Rubert can work, but it's not worth the cost. Sweep is nice because she does give you a useful gamble gold in return
>>3183759Draw her gwoRemember to use references
>>3183751170612261706122617061226
>>3183778>Remember to use referencesOnce you start drawfagging youll notice that too many umas have the most random ass details you will ever see
>>3183759Commissions, importing rare merch, write fanfics, uhh idk does she have a Weiss Schwarz card her VA might have signed?
>>3183771You should be.Pandora guy do not open.
>>3183782For me its oguris insulin pump
>>3183787FUCKING KIGGERS
>>3183787please be in london
>>3183787DO NOT BRING THIS EVIL INTO THIS WORLD
>>3183788The what?
>>3183794Oguri has a random ass orange cable coming out of her pussy
>>3183787I am not associating myself with whatever abomination this is>>3183783A what card?Also I know some of you people commission art but I am afraid of how absolute faggots twitter artists can be and choosing a cunt that just steals my money
>>3183799This shit is so funny
>>3183781Surprised to see mile A witlet Taiki having a chance
>>3183781827962918279629182796291
Man is it a good time to go back to the game now? I didnt even know /v/ma survived
>>3183807Give it a month
>>3183807free pulls in a month so yeah
>>3183799Looking at oguris design up close, man she's got a really excellent design it has to be one of my favs
>>3183807I'd wait until the next month for free 120 pulls on a meta card alongside a new scenario
>>3183807In two or three weeks the new scenario starts and a lot of gibs are coming our way. You are just in time. Did you come from the coomer thread on /v/?
>>3183807I recommend when anni gibs start, we will have an important general purpose card rolls at that time as well, BUUUT if you already have an account, no reason not to do it right now, just don't expect to stay competetive
>>3183814Yeah I saw an uma thread. Is MANT over?
>>3183816MANT has been over, we're begging for the scenario that came after that to end now.
>>3183816Y-yes, but new scenario isn't that much better, it does take less of your time tho
>>3183800>Weiss SchwarzThat's a TCG that does collabs with every anime IP ever. The trading card doesn't have to be from that TCG either, uma also has stuff in Shadowverse Evolve and Union Arena. I don't think Pandora has a card with any of them though.
>>3183816not only is mant over, the scenario after mant is ending soon.
>>3183805Changing my team to THAT...675575236755752367557523
>>3183816Been over for few months now. We also have a legal auto mode if you're interested
>>3183816Yes and they gave us early auto careers
>>3183800Weiss Schwarz, a "popular" JP card game (once global but they have a PC game coming out next year) where everything is based on existing franchises and the cards are pretty cheap looking since art is usually taken from the anime or promo material. For Uma that's support cards and character art. But it has a niche as a collectorfag sort of thing since they do have VA signed copies in boxes, so it's another outlet.
>>3183817>>3183819>>3183822What the hell man, thats neat. I haven't played the game since late Aoharu. I probably have to reroll then right
A jig for your consideration. No edge pieces.https://jiggie.fun/FvylJg
>>3183816Yes and we got auto careers too so there are no more chores in the game.
>>3183827Starting to think I should make a runaway debuffer
>>3183833>I haven't played the game since late Aoharu.You're really far behind. Missed the worst of it though, uma is all uphill from here
>>3183833Depends, do you have Kitasan?
>>3183833>I probably have to reroll then rightYou might be able to make due if you have Kita MLB and some nice spooks otherwise definitely. Post your deck.
>>3183834Based Doto
>>3183833You missed out on them porting the newer versions of URA and Unity early then too.
>>3183833>AoharuHoly shit an actual corpse
Is this Falco's lowest point?
>>3183833Yes, reroll for Mejiro Ramonu in a month
>>3183833>I probably have to reroll then rightNo need, unless maybe you had shit cards at the time. All the old meta SSRs (Kitasan, Fine, Creek, etc.) are still relevantYou've missed out on some meta umas/parents but that's not the end of the world
>>3183833You missed out on a few very good support cards, but if you still have Kitasan and one of Creek/Fine Motion and get lucky on the next Ramonu you could honestly survive. Especially if you are willing to drop some cash on the SSR vouchers.
>>3183833If you have at least one of Creek/FineMo/Kitasan you're still fine if you take things casually.
>>3183833The next human rights card is coming soon. If you had Kita before and start getting back into things to be ready for that you're probably better off not rerolling.
>>3183844>newer versions of URA and UnityWhat? There's new versions? Sorry slow down a bit. Do we have a queen?
>>3183836Suzuka deserves better than that bro make her an ace>>3183827also holy shit what a lobby779861897798618977986189
>>3183856They added Happy Meek minigame on URA. They added purple balls on Unity and now you can clock Riko's races.
>>3183856Man you have a lot of catching up to do lmao.
Her 2nd time in fact
>>3183856We had several, currently its Nishino reignBut yes,URA and Unity got reworked and given to us early, NUnity is pretty good
>>3183856Yeah. URA 2 is fun but stats are still too low. Unity 2 is PEAK dopaminemaxxing.
>>3183863SMALLER
>>3183856Yeah, new URA is alright since it adds some decent skills you want to loop into your parents, but Unity 2.0 fixed the big problems with Unity 1.0 and is actually good
help, i need a diagnostic of what the fuck happened hereDeck:CB-Sweepy-Kita-Smaru-Tachy-LH
>>3183856You and I are lolicons now
>>3183831Cygames also owns a mostly digital but partially physical card game called shadowverse, for which there are umamusume decks as well.
>>3183857But my SOVL triple ace team keeps LOSING
>>3183862>Two reigns right before making a dirt ace in Grand LiveShe never stood a chance
>>3183867this is a good thingpress stam/power
>>3183873>senior summer
>>3183856Yeah, URA and Unity got their revamps added to global early, right around the end of MANT. That made the CM for that time a Nu-Unity one instead of a gutsmaxxing nightmare.Current queen is Nishino Flower, on her 2nd stint.
>>3183833I don't think you need to reroll if you have the essentials, Ramonu will give you 120 pulls for free you can start saving again now and get up to speedAlso holy shit are you my lost clubmate?
>>3183873Oh wait I'm stupid, you're already on senior what the fuck.glue
>>3183859Yeah I dont think i can catchup, in think ill just start fresh when the new card comes out. When do I come back? are the clubs alive
>>3183879We're all struggling to fill members. You can start playing now, get a feel, then just reroll once Ramonu comes. Let us know when you're rerolling
>>3183877Maybe, were you in /herse/?
>>3183857441131624411316244113162
I am going to post a gigantic giga nuclear melty in about half an hour. Before I lose my mind to pure apocalyptic rage, I would like to calmly ask, does Muddy work on this CM? I don’t think it does since I think the track is soft instead of heavy, but I’d like to double check.
>>3183887It does
>>3183879We have auto career now so you can start farming parents or fans for your club. Trust me having something like your own Stam 3 or Pow 3 with good white sparks goes a long way in making everything better.
>>3183887It does work.
>>3183865
>>3183887This is the only CM ever where Muddy works
>>3183879Before you decide to come back right now or later, tell me, do you have Kitasan MLB?
>>3183883Ah no, der/v/, I still remember my lost clubmate who we lost at the beginning of MANT
>>3183879Before rerolling anything post your deck and resources so we can tell you if it's worth it or not
>>3183879>Yeah I dont think i can catchup, in think ill just start fresh when the new card comes out.I was talking about /v/ma history not in-game ketchup. You'll be fine since the new scenario is going to be a soft reset for many.
>>3183892>All that just to shave off like 60 bytes
>>3183879If you think your cards and/or carat savings are REALLY in such a bad state that you'd want to start fresh, then you may as well wait and reroll when the Ramonu wit card drops early next month (exact date still TBA); otherwise you should probably get back in the game ASAP so you can start earning carats and uncap crystal shards and all that>are the clubs aliveYeppers, all 10 /v/ma clubs are still around and kicking but as always it's not looking good for /v/mapyoi!
>>3183884Done for nyow, thanks for joiningI shall not be remaking my aces that have all eaten shit in today's lobbies and just let it ride
>>3183787I would never do this.
>>3183895I think I had kitasan and creek, I rerolled for kitasan when she came out and then i rolled on creeks banner with tazuna
>>3183896>der/v/We actually have a spot open maybe dancho will let you back in? Were you the Brianfag perhaps?
>>3183906>how many debuffers you want>yesThese are some cursed lobby comps, dude.
>>3183906Likewise, this cm sucks. Thanks for hosting!
>>3183906Thanks for rooms. Really made me feel confident and now I will get complacent and eat shit in the CM no doubt
>shitty 9 hour old janny protected /v/ thread for porn posting brings us a returning friendAt least it was good for something.>Go to thread>Crtl+f "umautist">0 resultsHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>3183908Then no need to start from scratch, we get 120 free rolls, gibs etc. enter right now, whichever club you vibe with and slowly grind dailies with autoruns
>>3183909I think you misunderstood my post, I am already in der/v/ and looking for the other Dotofag that left us, remember?
>>3183908Please keep your account then. You'll have 120 free rolls on the new card. If you come back now you'll be able to make it to 200(I think)
>>3183910To be fair this is what the real cm will look like, not front spam
>>3183915Ah sorry i got too excited.
>>3183888>>3183891>>3183894Thank you guys, I’m glad I asked. Don’t come to Tracen in 20 minutes.
>>3183909Keep it, I don't think you realize just how much you lose, I hope you can log back in
>>3183910I was doing open rooms before and I once ran into a guy with 3 debuffersjust doing that shit for the love of the game
Wild how der/v/ has two trainersans
>>3183923Shit, meant for >>3183908
>>3183914Neat thanks! Does /herse/ have a slot for a friend?
CODE RED CODE RED
And to think that some defeatists and janny defenders were questioning why we should go on expeditions.
>/herse/
>>3183879Restarting a gacha account is generally not a good idea. You might want to post your support inventory and let other people be the judge of how much you would be deleting just enter reroll hell. If you do plan to start fresh for real, you should make 10 or so accounts and Wait and see what all of their their free ramonu rolls yield. Decide which account is the least bricked to start from in Earnest.
>>3183929Yeah, if you have 15 other friends that would be great
>>3183929They got a lot of slots...
>>3183929/herse/ is THE dying club It's like moving to Venezuela
>>3183929Anon... /herse/ is not doing too good
>>3183934Well I haven't even reinstalled the game, how do I get my account back?
>>3183929/herse/ is a corpse anon. There's a lot more than one slot...
This is the one time when a club autist should post the updated clubs screenshot along with a NOT LOOKING GOOD
>>3183939>It's like moving to Venezuelahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQXnnUkdEb8
>>3183942Did you link the password and ID? you need that man...
>>3183939>/v/oonerzuela
>>3182565The EU introduced new import regulations, including a €3 customs charge and an additional €2 handling fee per item so if you buy like 3 keychains you might get charged up to 15€. Which fucking sucks
>>3183946I do not know. Ill be back, im gonna check on the Cygames support thingy
>>3183947/v/agabond is undergoing a notable rice in industrialization. I believe they have potential, from the blood of /v/oonerzuela life was born
>>3183949Oh shit, hope you didn't lose it anon...
>>3183958Doomers keep telling us its hopeless but we get stronger every day!
Why do dirters have massive fuckin thighs
>>3183968Extra power to go against dirt
>>3183968dirt races get really muddy so they need the beeg legs to power thru it
>>3182348I'm still so fucking sad, bros. I was so excited for my Tamamo plush, and now I might have to wait half a year for this whole shipping mess to get sorted out. This was literally the first time in 10 years I'd ordered anything from Japan because I got screwed over by customs last time. I mean, just look at her. She has this tiny little teeth....ahhhhhhhhhhhh
>>3183967Ive been flirting with the idea of joining /v/agabond lately but im an officer in an offboard club and I feel like thats a massive dick move
>>3183968My wife is not a disgusting d*rter and her thighs are quite plump
>>3183982Do what thine heart tells you to
debate it
>>3183982>Ive been flirting with the idea of joining /v/agabond latelyMany are thinking this. The pro/v/aganda is working.
>>3183983For me its Narita
>>3183981Would Tama approve of spending money on frivolous items?
>>3183983I love Narita!
>>3183958>a notable rice in industrialization
>>3183993FUCK the Oka Sho.Probably my #1 most clocked race during MANT.
>>3183988Machan... your fat thighs are just pudge...
>>3183988Machan? Shes quite cute
>>3183993dahby is S-tier
>>3183988M4chan...
>>3183993Mile Champ is kino
>>3183993>derby in F DROPPED
>>3183981Rip. Between this and the UK ban on facesitting(lol) I can only assume EU politicians are just malicious and constantly looking for ways to make their population more miserable
>>3184009>>3184007>>3184006wrong
>>3184015
Would Ramonu and Tickezo get along well?
>>3183998She can live off food stamps and tap water for all I care. I'm getting that plushie.
MR CB YOU CHAIN BREAKING COCK BUSTING CRAB BUCKET BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT! LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID! YES, YOU! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW UP! EVEN A PRE-SCHOOLER CAN SHOW UP TO SCHOOL BUT YOUR STUPID ASS CAN’T? EVEN THE INFAMOUS RUBRICK, ENDER OF RUNS SHOWED UP, WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE? SERIOUSLY, WHAT EXCUSE DO YOU HAVE TO PULL THIS SHIT EVERY SINGLE TIME! THIS WAS THE WORST INVESTMENT OF 30,000 CARATS I’VE MADE IN MY TRAINER CAREERFUCK CB HUMILIATE CB REENACT THE ‘84 JAPAN CUP WITH CB MAKE CB DRINK MANT JUICE MAKE CB PLAY UNITY 1 THROW CB INTO A DIRT RACE MAKE CB RUN 30 RACES IN A ROW I AM SO FUCKING MAD AND I WANT BLOOD FOR THIS
>>3184015FAT FUCK
>>3184023>CB>CRAB BUCKETHave we uncovered the mystery of carcinization?
>>3184023Extremely reasonable reaction to this event, though I don't think Urara would say that. As her trainer you may be within your right to choke a bitch though.
>>3183993Tokyo Daishoten is NOT better than Champions Cup, that's absurd. That CM was probably the worst CM in the history of umamusume.
>>3183993QE II was fucking xogger dogshit
>>3184023Average reaction to the GL acemaking process
what are the odds of sweepy to give me restraintt on chain eventt 1
>>3183968agnes digital's physique mogs all the other dirtoids
>>3184015I want to be the one who rubs petroleum jelly on Fusapan's thighs before a race.
>>3184043>liking sticks
>3 speed cards>rainbows completely evaporate during senior year>get worse speed than if I just ran two speed cards
>>3184053move chair
>>3184049it's a white people thing
>>3184053skill issue unironically
>>3184049Digital is a stick with a nice butt
>>3183799Wait a minute... Could it be? Is the orange tube an apparatus for... HANDS-FREE BUTT PICKING?!?
>>3184055This is one of the most insulting low rolls I've ever gotten. Fuck this game.
>>3184045Is that a real thing trainers are supposed to do for their trainees?
>>318404250/50
>>3184058What skill allows me to pull Kitasan's BITCH ASS OUT OF GUTS TRAINING NEIGHER
>>3184062Just the fat ones
GIVE US THE BETTER DAIWA ALREADY
>>3184053>Burning your bad luck before ramonuBrilliant plan
>>3184067That supposed to be major? Shes a never ever unfortunately
>abs
>SS rank
>>3184014Yeah, they're basically just tired of people buying everything from Temu, AliExpress, or whatever those sites are called. And for some fucking reason, they decided to slap these new taxes on imports from everywhere outside the EU instead of just China. Like, where the fuck am I supposed to get Japanese merch otherwise? My local shop has nothing but Genshin Impact and One Piece stuff. Guess I can now use all that money to drink myself to death instead thanks eu
>>3184072>uma stan spark>sharp steps spark>spurt spark>other nice whites>nice blue and pink sparks>on a SHIT ASS ACE THAT DID 6 G1S
>>3183993>Takamatsunomiya Kinen in FAww, but I wuv that CM. Wish more people did.
>>3184071I hate it when my brakes lock up
Legit curious for neighas who swipe or post at work. What do you all do work? The prices are so insulting
>>3184067She looks like she'd force her trainer to put a leash on her and engage in nonconsensual pet play
>>3184070I DON'T CARE IF "HE" WILL NEVER GET ADDED. THEY DID CAREERS WITHOUT HAVING THE RIGHTS TO CERTAIN RIVALS. ADD MY BOY MAJOR
>>3184086Code monkey aka claude proompting fleshbag nowadays
>>3184068Ramonu isn't for another fucking month
>>3184086Im an actuary
>>3184086I post and reset autos during lunch break and on strategic bathroom breaks.
>>3184094>and on strategic bathroom breaks.oguribro btw
>>3184086I'm an accountant
>>3184086WFH freelance interpreter
>>3184099How many plats spreadsheet man?
DIGITAN YOU FAT BITCH YOU CAN'T GET SLOW METABOLISM WHEN I NEED TO ONLY PRESS SPEED
>>318410415
If I became a whalewould you wuv me tomorrow?
>>3184107I knew it...this is THE type of game for accountants
>>3184108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH4XNaBUTJs
>>3184098I wish I were that toilet
>>3184106
>>3184108Not even a clubmate could stay my harpoon.
>>3184111Teio...
>>3184108anything more than the selector at anni's is grounds for being shot in the fucking street
>>3184106>slow metabolism>haha I will pretend that didn't happen and keep training and it will go away on its own>BIGGEST FUCKING RAINBOWS 4 turns in a row>didn't go away after the 4th rainbow>glued it
When will it be my turn to get a good run?
>>3184122Get back in line
>>3184086I work from home at a bank so I get to shitpost, play uma and jerk off while checking numbers
>>3184086I don't.I've been a farmhand, an airman, an air traffic controller, data entry personnel, a landscaper, >Gamestop assistant manager, a conservationist, a trail worker, a roadworker, a deckhand on a cruise ship, a cashier, stocker, janitor and now I'm a broke NEET that tries to feed the poor at church sometimes to feel better about myself because nobody wants to hire me.
>>3184125>This is the guy managing your investments
Should i roll for helios or wait for her alt?How far away is her alt?
Whenever you think about paypigging remember what we lost. Remember the ancient days.
>>3184127>actually feeding the poorYou're a better NEET than I, a better NEET than I
>>3184127You probably have a better experience CV than most people in your country how the hell can you not find a job, that's an impressive resume
>>3184132this armor is older than a considerable amount of /v/ma posters
>>3184137It's also worth more
>>3184125You live at a bank?
>>3184132What was 4chan like when this happened?
>>3184136probably because of that. Think about it harder. But the military clearances should help him... although can think of reasons it would hurt him too.
>>3184129It's the Ballroom event after the one next month, so August/September. That one actually has Front skills like Straightaways/Taking The Lead/Groundwork, but still Mile focused if you care.
>>3184132Horse armor still makes me mad
>>3184086Something to do with agriculture. Anymore than that and a schzio will try to track me down (there have been attempts).
>>3184136I assume they say he's overqualified, if they even send him a rejection in the first place and don't just ghost him
>>3184136Because it probably looks like he doesn't stay at a job for very long. Why would you hire someone who might be gone in 6 months.
>>3184146Lmfao that's wild
>>3184141The internet as a whole was livid over the idea of paid DLC, especially for fucking horse armor. Many saw it as the beginning of the end and they were right, people stayed seething for years but eventually people warmed up to the idea of DLC and now everyone is just numb to the flood of microtransactions in everything now
>>3184136Not him but trying to get a job today is a humiliation ritual like no other.Ghosting, AI "interviews", being forced to make a video interview (this will be used for AI training and not for getting you a job), fake job listings to make the company look like it's growing, "entry level" positions with years of experience required, online applications that go straight into the pile with 400 others.It's all complete bullshit and the only way to actually get a job is to know someone.
>>3184153Just stay away from /cgl/, /vt/, and /tg/ especially
>>3184136Thanks, a lot of people get impressed by my experience but I think it's a detriment because sometimes people look at it as me not committing and dropping jobs. Who the hell knows what they programmed AI to look out for, too. I can't help if I get laid off or I could only get seasonal jobs.Overqualification is such bullshit, I just want to flip a burger for a little money and I can't even do that, they gotta make me try and find a career I don't need.
>>3184141That was twenty years ago. Before my time on this site i'm afraid.
>>3184146This, you neighas need to be careful about what you say on the internet. you think schizos are all talk but some are insane enough to go the extra mile. Obviously applies outside of 4chan but just use opsec, any information you give out WILL be used against you
>>3184128Tbf I don't really manage the portfolios, just the risk associated with them>>3184140No, I live in my comfy tiny Morioh-tier town while working in my pijamas and drinking choccy milk instead of garbage coffee since I don't need to appear awake
>>3184158Consider living in rural areas if you just want to do something simple. They usually lack labor for various jobs that women won't do.
Just live in a State with good gun laws. I shot my stalker and walked free
>>3184154I see, I imagine the threads and shitposting were glorious
>>3184167Florida?
>>3184168I mostly stayed out of those discussions because I didn't give a fuck about most western games
>>3184166I live in a small mountain town in NorCal and still no luck.What's worse is it's a place where old people go die and the girls all leave after high school.
>>3184163Holy shit it's Suzuka cosplaying as the roblox guy
>>3184167That was me, asshole
>>3184163Nah Suzuka wouldn't be lol&, Furioso is a much better fit for multiple reasons
>>3184170Further west
To the other Digi fag who posted about slow metabolism: fuck you. Mine just got fat
Quick, which one? Is it looking good?
why is the event predictor thing patched, fuck cygames
>>3184184Get fucked
>>3184181I'm thinking Wit because you probably won't get a click like that again, not with Finemo being the way she is
>>3184173eyyyyyy fellow 530er lets go to the frosties and have a happy time camping
>>3184136it looks like an incredible resume from the outside. But the harsh reality of how modern HR works is a super diverse work history actually shoots you in the foot. HR managers aren’t looking for interesting life stories, they’re looking for a very specific cog to fit into a very specific machine. When a recruiter looks at a resume with a dozen completely different jobs they worry about job hopping cuz training someone costs money. Modern hiring is mostly run by computers now with algorithms that scan your resume for specific keywords, and companies almost always pick the specialist over the generalist. The HR person wants to see five straight years of industry work, not a colorful mix of jobs.My advice? Tailor the resume so it looks like you've been heading toward that specific job all along, rather than showing them every stop you made on the way. It will help you wonders. You'll be surprised how much you can lie about.
the world would be so much better if all HR workers got raped to death
>>3184143Wait its THAT soon? The uma release timeline makes it look further than that
>>3184189Sounds hella chill, my neigha.
>>3184168The shiposting wasn't all that great, it was known that it would succeed and it would have horrible consequences.
>>3184177Hopefully they add Wheel Industry soon so I can run the ultimate CM team
>>3184198This, it was like watching the first atom bomb.
am i the only one who consistently has trouble getting my wit cards to rainbow by the end of junior year no matter what wit cards i use? i can get my speed cards to rainbow early no problem and profit a lot there
>>3183948This fucking garbage literally killed me. I've bought so many stuff for my hobby from Aliexpress for fucking peanuts and now it's literally impossibleAs if regular customs didn't rape me enough for expensive japanese items they now want to rape me for cheap chink stuffKill all politicians
>>3184181>>3184188More replies plz, I need to make a choice
>>3184196Sep 2027 is almost 10 months away bro
>>3184198Man i remember 4chan 20 years ago, everything we said ended up becoming true. How i wish we were wrong.
>>3184191>rice VILLAIN advises people to lieChecks out.
>Throwing myself hard into trying to get a decent ggp from unityPlease game.Please.
>>3184202you're kind of forced to go for speed early for various reasons but some wit cards are also pita anyways to land
>>3184204If you got energy lessons to cash out speed, otherwise wit
>>3184202The Hibernian Harlot is a notorious friendship dodger other than that it's fine in my experience.
Why do people talk about California like there's parts of it? I thought it was just a desert that's constantly on fire?
>>3184200damn can't believe he got himself some better wives than Angelica
>>3184213This is my shop right now >>3184181
>>3184216Because there are parts of it. There's Jefferso- I mean NorCal (kino), then there's everywhere else (brownoid hell).
>>3184208Lying is a requirement to get a job, especially these days. I quit a job at a shitty bar and became a NEET for 3 years and then just said I was taking care of my sick grandpa on my resume
>>3184210You just have to throw run after run into the parent grinder until something sticks. I got >>3177063 yesterday.
>>3184218Take guts +1, you get a lot of useless speed tokens anyways
>>3184224>Lying is a requirement to get a jobThat explains why i am a lifelong NEET. I am a righteous hero who would never tell a lie.
>>3184103Not to get parasocial but I have a strong feeling we might work for the same company... I'll just leave it at that.
>>3184208It’s a song and dance that everyone has to go through and ultimately its all about who does it best. Companies lie about what they offer and you offer about what you can offer. As time goes on and you grow used to the dystopian reality of corpo life, you get used to and good at it.
>>3184225Meanwhile, mine...Doesn't help A/A+ is all I can really manage here with all the races and lacking LBs on the cards used for the skills.
>>3184218Take the +1 guts, fish for an energy lesson then take speed
>>3184191Thank you, noted. But seriously, all I'm trying to do is just get into Taco Bell or some shit and even they don't want me.
Out of KYS Miracle and Daiwa power, which one is less of a brick?
>>3184233ANON YOU HAVE TEAR OUT THOSE LITTLE BLUE CABLES UNDER YOUR SKIN THEY'RE USING THEM TO SPY ON YOU
Sometimes I chuckle to myself as I remember anon who found an uma that was custom made specifically for him only to find out she was an NPC
>>3184239KYS miracle is a million times better than FATwa
>there could be feds in this threadWell wasn't surprising considering how many horsefuckers said what their job was in Los Angeles.
>>3184246Did you not see the one fed talking about what exactly happened with the cygames visa ITT?
>>3184226>>3184237Problem, I think I need to choose now, I really need to end this run well
>>3184236I've been running a looping program since before autos were a thing. You'll get there eventually it just takes a stupid amount runs.
>FATwaHer head is NOT fat!!
Never been happier to glue a runFuck that shit
>>3184239I'd say it depends on your sparks and growths. If you can comfortably get 600+ stam then miracle is better imo.
>>3184246>There could be feds in YOUR club
>>3184252I bet Biwa gives great head
>>3184246>couldbrother what do you think der/v/ is for?do you really think absolute control over >fun races is just a funny coincidence?
samas biib
>>3184267
>>3184238NTA but that reminds me of trying to get a job after 2008. Not even shitty fucking fast food places would hire a neigha
>>3184250Personally what I would do.....>Gamble on speed>Should leave you at 25% failure rate for next >Gamble on that>Use those tokens to recover energy but is a big gamble, the safe choice is wit
>>3184252Imagine how good her silky smooth hair would smell
>>3184233
>>3184251I just wish I wasn't also still in the mines on the next CM.
>>3184249He claimed he wasn't a fed though
>>3184275Is that really the best option? I don't really want to gamble and brick this run when these are the best inspirations I'll probably ever get>>3184181
>>3184277I think about it a lot.
>>3184277>silky smooth
>>3184285Is this something she does in-game?
>>3184284Do you have Mile S? because if you don't then this run isn't looking very good either way...
>>3184279I wish Fine would suddenly appear in my house so I could pet her
>>3184284Honestly just take the wit desu, your wit is rough and you won't reach 1600 anyway
She's quite literally the most beautiful uma
>>3184268FTFY
>>3184289>how to tell a neigha to glue his run without telling a neigha to glue his run
>>3184289Yes, Dirt A and Mile S, all event chains finished. How can it not be looking good? Man don't say that>>3184291:(
>>3184290I don't think I've seen the full comic before.She's so fucking cute.
>>3184287Be soothed by her silky smooth voice.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Sm4Nbrio4vI
>>3184285Horse Hair is just HUman hair. Infact its often used for wigs.
>>3184286That mane takes a great deal of maintenance, in fact its kinda ridiculous sometimes, so she HAS to use the highest quality haircare products, your shampoos, lotions, conditioners etc. If she half asses it, she will wake up with those curls in her mouth and around her neck
>>3184293Kek
>>3184293NO TREDO ON SNAKO
>>3184295>anon becomes increasingly demoralized over tipsOnly (You) can really know what's best for your run. Don't get discouraged over tips, keep going
>>3184272>lucklets unironically got laid off during 2008I was 36 or something and TANKED it
>>3184268At this point I don't even know what der/v/ is for. Apparently they're pedophiles but they're actually represented by big titty tall umas, they host the fun races but not the roomas, at this point I'm starting to think the club consists of aliens from outer space using fun races and manipulation to study the behaviors of humankind.
>>3184309That's nice grandpa, but it's time for your suppository.
>>3184308I just wanted to know what the best move was between speed or wit man, nothing else
>>3184293>more mask kinoI love this gag
>>3184295Your run is looking good brochacho. Take the wit actually, you got this
>>3184295I'll still say you gotta take the wit, finemo and daiwa are cooperating for once and I'm assuming you're running 3/2/LH deck in which case having a double speed rainbow is pretty likely
>>3184310>aliens from outer space THEY'RE CALLED SPACENOIDS YOU EARTHNOID OLDTYPE SUBHUMAN
>>3184319Yeah id do that, the speed is quite good too but the wit needs work
>>3184310>but not the roomasI have bad news for you but some der/v/ians host roomas too. You should just assume everything they do or say has several layers of psyop behind it.
>>3184309My family business almost had to shut down, it was bad for a lot of businesses like that. If you moved to a new place, it was really hard finding work. If you were graduating around that time it was a huge blackpill
Being a youngster during COVID must have been awful, but being a millennial kid during 2008 was just as blackpilling knowing you were about to grow up and get wageraped.Oh, all those things everyone could afford when you were a kid? Sorry, you gotta work extra hard for that now haha :^)
>>3184314Sometimes it's hard to find a definitive right answer, which one is "better" can be subjective and dependent on what luck comes next.
>>3184327At least you can get a job
Which of the shitty whites would be better for a Pace?
>>3184327I've only watched the world get worse since 2007.
>>3184333Focus by itself is completely useless beyond a GW trigger
>>3184127If you're ever in Modoc, will treat you to a meal and pay for your gas or something. Don't have a car (scared) but live comfortably.
>>3184327>Being a youngster during COVID must have been awfulIt fucked up my cousin quite a bit.>being a millennial kid during 2008 was just as blackpilling knowing you were about to grow up and get wagerapedIt was REALLY bad especially in some countries like Greece.
>>3184333Are you trying to trigger groundwork but only have 2 greens? Focus is a worthwhile gamble, but that's literally all it's good for, never take if outside of a GW trigger
>>3184330>implyingWe couldn't get jobs during 2008 and the economy has been increasingly fake and gay since then. Getting a job isn't easy for anyone right now, especially not old fucks unless they are the best in their field. Even then they might get passed over for some inexperienced guy willing to take a lower wage
>>3184335>>3184338Does Full Tilt do anything?
>>3184340It's a small velo increase if you're in the top 5 in the final spurtI see it activate fairly often
>>3184339I maintain that we're living in a perpetual 2008 that only gets more flanderized every year.
>>3184334You're not wrong.anyway this is a depressing /biz/ma topic, let's shift gears
>>3184340It's like homestretch haste. Can be good but occasionally procs too late since it's random.
>>3184347get an IRA
COMING OUT OF MY CLUBAND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINEGOTTA GOTTA BE DAMNED BECAUSE I WON IT ALLSTARTED OUT WITH A SASH HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THISIT WAS ONLY A SASHIT WAS ONLY A SASH
>>3184350But i already have FineMo.
I graduated in '95. You could practically walk into a tech company and get hired. Every year I jumped ship and my salary went up. You couldn't lose
>>3184357Did you ever get a job through a firm handshake and maintaining eye contact?
>>3184340Its not bad at all just inconsistent
>>3184346CORPORATIONS NEED TO BE SAVED WITH YOUR TAX MONEY GOYIM.THOSE TRILLIONS INVESTED IN AI THAT ARE MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO RECOVER? YEAH WE HAVE TO SAVE THOSE COMPANIES SO RICH PEOPLE DON'T LOSE MONEY.
>>3184350Don't those guys just sell drugs at the border now?
>>3184181God damn it... I only reached 1484 speed, it's overFUCK I am never going to get this lucky again
>>3184366Greens status?
A moment of silence for the umas that gave it all.
>>31843661484 SPD with S in distance is still better than 1600 SPD with A in said distance if I'm not grossly misremembering (it's like 10.25%?)
>>3184368Standard distance, wet conditions and winter runner
why is training HDigi so hard, even training 0% speed or power characters wasn't this hard in past CMs
>>3184372Even if not perfect skills if skills are good should be good enough, post em
>>3184370Pls stream War Horse
>>3184372>Pace>Those stam and gutsUhhh I hope you have a white. Can win finals if you dodge Evil ass Natie
>>3184382I listed my whites I have hints for in that post, I am going to grab Std. distance but I am apparently missing out on the 600 stam speed buff>>3184378I can just post the entire skill list if you guys want but I should be able to know which skills to take by now
nobody in my country has had a job since 2008
>>3184379stream Uma insteadit's more relevant to japanese horse racing specifically, and it's an interesting cultural piece for rural japan in that time
>>3184387Fair nuff, just saying there's definetely worse.
>>3184389Argiebro...
Alright neighas, some rooms166023581660235816602358
>>3184376Digi period is tough due to the G1 spam you gotta do in the second half, it just makes it tricky
>>3184391https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uma_(2018_film)?
>>3184397
I don't wanna room
>>3184396yea, i was wondering if it'll be good to do mile championship -> champions cup -> daishoten, tank the possible mood down, and then hope for mood up during the raffle so i only have to do 1 G1 early senior year, mood isn't important at all
>>3184297Translated>Work it in thoroughly... so it penetrates right to the core.>All right. Hair oil's done. What a sweet-smelling rose fragrance. As expected from someone as beauty-conscious as Opera O.>I feel it! The moisture! One step closer to shiny, lustrous hair! I can say goodbye to morning hair explosions!>Oh, but how does it look in the back? Did I do a thorough enough job? Ah, I can't see. I really do have too much hair!>Is Opera O not back yet? I'd like her to check it for me. Let me message her...>When... will you... be...>What a quick response!>"Wherever I am needed, there shall I be. I'll be right there!">What kind of reply is that? Anyway, thank you. For now, I'll enjoy the smell of roses while I wait...
>>3184309>I was 36 or something>during 2008Can you guys please stop being old. That's the year I was born in.>NEWFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEYeah, I turned 18 this year eat my ass.
>>3184397Good morning saar.No, this one https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_(1941_film)it was Kurosawa's last film he ever worked on that he was only an assistant on, but he was first AD for this one.
>>3184405Actually a despair inducing post.
>>3184405I was shitposting on /b/ while you were shitting your diapers. Wild.
>>3184405>we have actual newborns in this very threadharrowing thought
>>3184405>I've been here longer than some posters have been aliveI'm going to fucking kill myself
>>3184405The fuck are you doing here, I thought young zoomers posted on the Sharty
Am I reading this correctly? Would Got the spirit be a good substitute for Head-On if I didn't get the hints for the latter?
happy Singles Dayanyone up for mahjong?Majsoul Friends Room 49534(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=49534
>>3184405>I could be my rivals dad
>>3184405>There are anons here who werent alive when mr brightside was made
>>3184413>>3184414This is a good thing. We need a new generation to grow up and fill our clubs.
>>3184400That could potentially brick your run with a bad condition. I try to get at least one race in and only go for two if the trainings are complete trash.
>>3184419Well, YOU couldn't but someone your age could.
>>3184416>phase_randomIts like head on pre buff. Its aight
>>3184405
Yay debuffers eating the 1° favorite slot841067368410673684106736
>>3184416I would consider no head-on glue for a pacer desu.
>>3184428What do I buy this skill for man
>>3184419I get raped so bad in these rooms I had to start calling my rival 'daddy'
>>3184426Ah FUCK I didn't see that. But I got no Head-On hints so it's a good option I guess, with Nimble Nav and Blossom>>3184432Not my fault
If you're younger than Jurassic Park 3 please say less.
>>3184428Fuck, I entered the wrong Scarlet...
>>3184405>there are anons younger than the orange box>you've posted here longer than some anons have been alive
>the schizo that's been raising hell since /v/ma's inception is a literal tweeny bopper
>>3184086Accounting but I might have to go job searching since our biggest client is at significant political risk and them going down brings us down.
>>31844173/4!
>>3184436I hope you'll be watching this week's SBR episode dinobro
>>3184428Might try to remake Acute to get more wit on her615453936154539361545393
>>3184445NVDA?
>>3184439
>>3184453No and I won't elaborate further.
>>3184449Aw hell yeah, DIOraptor. I never read SBR so I can't wait to see what Scary Monsters does.
>>3184435What else you got? How's your accel cuz you might need it
I think the generational shitflinging is console war tier. There's nothing inherently wrong with zoomers if they're here and try to assimilate. Remember all of you were newfags once.
>>3184445She was a cute chinese girl, not a spy.
>>3184460Cute chinese girls are inherently spies
>>3184459Not me I was here since gamefaqs
>>3184459It's called hazing, you don't need to play hero for them. I don't believe in generational warfare, we need to get along so we can prevent the oy neighers of the world from exploiting our resources
>still have 34 star pieces to go through for the carnival
>>3184450Well, looks like I'll need a dominator829195268291952682919526
>>3184467I knew the >missed my dailies neighas would struggle with the carnival
>>3184468Throwing brickey in the trash was the best decision I ever made for this cm
>>3184457You are going to love it man, the part FINALLY gets good and Scary Monsters is one of the best fights
>>3184459Just as long as we can agree the boomers need to fuck all the way off for the rest of eternity. Sorry, good boombooms, I know you exist but your generation is literal cancer.
>>3184468Forgot the screenshot, late Rickey won830200128302001283020012
This thread is so fucking comfy its insane. Just needs some titties.
>>3184458Budding Blossom and Nimble Nav and Got the spirit seems like a good fit so I will probably take all 3. Leap Forward wouldn't work. And idk what Acceleration does
>>3184481>idk what Acceleration doesThe skill does literally nothing
>>3184462
>>3184481>idk what Acceleration doesHorrible gamble
>>3184481>And idk what Acceleration doesAccel on overtake, only activates on the second half. Get if cheap.
>>3184484It should say "did" 2B dessous.
>>3184485gamblers gamble
>>3184478Dirt B is just a complete death sentence for a front runner eh?Even with TTL + GW + DD + PP, she was nowhere contesting for the lead.20 borrow runs and this is the best I've managed.
desu if a chinese spy tried to seduce me she would actually fall in love with me and betray China and run away with me
>>3184489Dirt B is a death sentence periodanything else is cope
>>3184417AIEE, I missed the jong room again!
>>3184486It can activate mid race or at the very last moment of laterace, the chance of a good proc is pretty minimal
>>3184489Yeah just glue the run if you don't get a dirt inspiration on the first one, it'll save you a lot of time and tears
>>3184490She already ran away from her shithole to spy on (You). You don't have more pull than the big Xi neigha
>>3184490What i don't understand about these chinese spies is can't you just fuck them and not hand over state secrets? All these honeypotted politicians/CEOs are retards.
Fuck it neighas I want to shut up about this, I have like almost 400 points left, which of these leftovers do I grab? the shitty whites all look like "BUTTON THAT DOES NOTHING"
>another 5 borrows with no dirt ABruh. I hate this shit i just wanna mutate my wives
>>3184494I will not glue on the first inspo unless the run is going bad on other fronts.I don't have enough borrows per day for that. I need to hope for two sparks on the second inspo.If I had two good dirt parents, I'd glue like crazy like I did for sprint Scarlet.
>>3184497It's presumed that she had some kind of blackmail on him for a while now. If you look at all the weird "relationships" with epstein and other high profile people...a lot of it operates on blackmail. And Jensen himself seemed to be madly in love with the girl, its written all over his face in these photos. She played him, he's a sucker, and she probably black mailed him to boot (allegedley of course)
>>3184499>400 points left>all the good skills are still inThe fuck did you buy anon
>>3184478Well, back to the drawing board
>>3184499Down in the Dirt O and Uma Stan + whatever velo you can get with the leftover.
>>3184497I'm convinced that at some point of wealth and power you really do start to think you're invincible and can't be touched by lowly mortals.Memento mori type shit
>>3184499Dont take>acceleration >tactical tweak>pumped>leap forward>aspire
>>3184501Ah, I made my own dirt parents so I just do that so that I don't throw my phone against the wall when I don't get it on the second inspo
>>3184508>don't take leap forward????
Do i actually need dirt E-D on my deboofer?
>>3184497As far as we know she was using that relationship to get him to sell chips to her shell company to avoid sanctions. So while massively retarded and corrupt she wasn't just openly saying she's giving Nvidia secrets to the CCP just gassing him up so he throws his products as her
>>3184505Take the debuff pill... I'm sorry...Thanks for hosting
>>3184499What style? Uma stan and leap forward are no brainers if backliner. Uma stan is a no brainer period honestly. Aspire is shit, you can pass on that
>>3184490Why does it have to be a Chinese spy? What if I don't have yellow fever? Why can't a cute, redheaded, buxom Irish lass try to steal my secrets and make me break OPSEC over a pint or two, huh?It's always what foreign governments want and never what I want.
>>3184511Mile E Dirt E minimum, otherwise your uma can't physically cross past the 50% mark in order to activate 564 at a good time
>>3184510A pace chaser is not gonna be below 5 thats fuckin pump range
>>3184503The fuck do you mean? Which good skills? I count like 3 at most>the fuck did you buyBudding BlossomStd. DistanceWinter RunnerProfessor of CurvatureNimble NavMile MavenMile StraightsMile CornersShifting GearsBig-Sisterly (is this one not good?)Pace StraightsPace CornersSYLUnstoppable>>3184510>>3184514It's a Pace
>>3184507That probably is part of it and also the fact that he's a tech nerd that probably never has been a desirable mate in his life.>>3184502I'm glad i'm too autistic to ever fall for 3dpd trickery.
>>3184512And danchoumpf allegedley knew about this whole agreement and decided not to look into it further...hmm!
>>3184516A cute Irish lass locks me out of triple speed rainbows and gives me prepared to pass all the time and I still love her.
>>3184516Nobody's spend a spy to your house broke ass neigha
>>3184521Sounds like TDS unless there is solid evidence for that.
>FINALLY get usable dirt parents after 2 weeks of looping>still less than 20% compounded chance of double surface inherit per run>15% distance inherit chance >"w-well, I guess that's the life of the sovlful oshigamer" >getting 600 stam without stam sparks literally impossibleI'm fucking kms tonite
>>3184522needs rape correction
I'll host a couple since I'm bored880089818800898188008981
>>3184519Personally ill take uma stan and no looking back, gw isnt worth it cuz no third green.
>>3184522This same Irish lass locks me out of pulling out.
>>3184527>FINALLY get usable dirt parents after 2 weeks of loopingYou don't loop for specific CMs. You run a permanent looping program in the background and use the best GP you have available to make a parent.
>>3184417idk if you're still there but I'm game in like 5 min, gotta do my dishes.
>>3184521I'm not sure if there is evidence of that yet, but a lot of elites including him are looking other way hoping to keep the stock markets up
>>3184526https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/10/us/politics/trump-china-trip-nvidia.htmlAccording to the New York Times, our intelligence has known about this relationship for a while and he chose to do nothing about it. Jensen also donated 25M to Cheetahman's lil ballroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuK2Yrx-Yp0
>>3184531I could always take Wet Conditions and Groundwork honestly.But I fear my late-race is fucked without Pulse
>>3184536Interesting. This esteemed tangerine complexioned fellow's second term has been an absolute disaster in every possible way.
>>3184516Foreign Asian women are highly expected to be much more loyal and sincere than white women.>inb4 irish aren't white
Which one of you faggots made an uma lust provokoing image dump thread on /v/?
>>3184417I just witnessed a murder.
>>3184534that shit ended before we even hit south 1, I got memed onclearly I need more tsingtao
>>3184539A Pace without Shrewd or GW is glue. Go for GW if you have the triggers to make it work.
>>3184539You're running what, Fuji? You got LoV proccing at 1300 meters. Just before the last spurt
>>3184545>ShrewdBig maymay
>>3184530Last second dominator...373595543735955437359554
>>3184550What kind of drugs did she take
>>3184552Keen Eye
>>3184539Exactly how many points do you have?
>>3184550LiShuttle al Gaib...
>>3184417You doing another round?
>>3184543what happened
>>3184540Nah he did a shitload of purging that I'm okay with in the 1st year but 2nd year on he's been tarded. He also helped the Uma industry.https://www.cnbc.com/2025/09/25/racehorse-keeneland-auction-breeding-racing-obbb-tax-breaks.html>The world’s largest thoroughbred auction, the Keeneland Yearling September Sale, grossed a record $531.5 million.>Racehorse breeders and buyers credit the boost to tax incentives in President Donald Trump’s “big beautiful bill.”>There are a slew of perks from the legislation, but buyers should beware IRS scrutiny of hobby spending and overpaying in a hot market, experts said.
>>3184545Yeah I can get GW, Standard+Wet+Winter. But that means no Pulse, Sneed Eater, Nolookingback or Down in the dirt>>3184546I guess you are right, last few CMs I felt like I didn't have enough late velocity, would that be enough in your opinion?
>>3184556Yep, 3/4Majsoul Friends Room 49534(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=49534
>>3184542Not me but oy i'm posting there
>>3184550>Late Urara keeps winning
>>3184554In total? 2693, but I've grabbed the essential so I have 326 left for anything in this pic >>3184499
>>3184562It's shit thread quality in terms of discussion but it's got good uma titties
>>3184542Who knows, but they were somehow able to airlift a unity-era /v/ma soldier because of it
>>3184550>missed anglingIt's over...
>>3184559
>>3184569OPERATION HOT SUMMER GIRL NEVER ENDED
Speaking of Chinese spies, does this mean I'll be able to afford a new gayman computer again?
Redpill me on this /v/ma. Is front really weak atm?
>>3184567Damn you kinda lowrolled on SP. Ill have to think. Might wanna plug it into moirai
>>3184561Really sorry I think my proxy that I use to bypass my government blocks got fucking obliterated...
>>3184576Only if you are #weakmind
>>3184576Nah it's fine(motion).Just don't run front on sprint.
>>3184574Doubtful.There's no way whoever replaces Jensen Huang is going to pivot away from the strategy that made Nvidia a bajillion dollars.
>>3184579Are you chinaman or what
>>3184578>Damn you kinda lowrolled on SPI know but I rolled good pink inspirations and all my event chains finished so I am not doing more runs. I don't even get it since I got all the SP songs early and had plenty of wit rainbows and Tachyon rainbows
>>3184550369727203697272036972720
>>3184576high investment high retvrnif you are a gigaloop autist its the most rewarding for doin that.
>>31845861 MILLION CITIZENS TO TOMAKOMAI
>>3184586FUAAAAAAAAAAARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK LETS GO HOKKO
>>3184586Lmfao sasuga dirt cow
>>3184586BOOMA
>>3184586>Hokko winCannot stop kneeling
>>3184576They have to be a highroll, otherwise they will sink against decent End/Pace
>>3184586WE WUV HOKKO
>>3184586This reminded me of that autist that hated catbox links so he would repost the images in the thread to spite people so to double spite him people started hiding porn in the images so he'd get banned
So with parent looping, I know El and Oguri are considered two of the better for affinity, but who else is good to loop with them and what is the ideal amount of umas to be looping?
>>3184586wtf I like Tokakomai now
>>3184578Also I don't have Moirai, but I think I will grab Wet Cond+GW+Uma Stan and then double circle a corner o straight. Does that sound good?
>>3184599enough to avoid incest
>>3184599>who else is good to loop withIt depends on your style but you usually want to use umas that can run on both dirt and turf and have a good ult which you could use as a GP like Digitan for backliners.>ideal amount of umas to be looping?Minimum three but in a perfect scenario you have enough to get unique parents and grandparents so you inherit more whites but that is a bit overkills.
>>3184599If you're in deep loop, like great grandparents kinda thing, Umas like Oguri are nice because of being able to do all the dirt stuff, and umas that can farm dirt sparks are also nice. You sometimes see people loop Inari One and Gold City for their ability to do dirt races. El, Digi can be nice. Depends on what style you're running. Fronts might like Kitasan because of looping firm resolve, that sort of thing. Just any uma that can do every distance. With enough dirt sparks though you can loop anyone, that's why having umas that can generate them frees up your options. But more than umas it's the skills you need to think about looping.
>>3184603I like that, the only must have skill you're missing out on is pulse. Speed star is great but doesn't last very long, down in the dirt and looking back are aight too but you cant afford it. Everything else is luxury or not needed
>>3184586Suzuka won... I guess624736556247365562473655
>>3184586>rushed>still wonNice. Thanks for hosting. Something came up, but I'll be back later.
>>3184586https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=gGgE3oKmuZZ775mMe-13PPWP
>>3184616I need to get off my lazy ass and remake my falco and rickey they suck so much
Is danbooru up? Considering a hokko bread
>>3184615Yeah but she does have Lights of Vaudeville I guess, If I had gotten 100 more SP this would've been easier, I don't know just how bad it is to not get pulse but I want to finish this career already and stop spamming the thread with the same thing. I am starting to feel bad about it
>>3184622Ye danbooru is up
>>31846166/9>>3184617Bye bye>>3184619>diesThank you>>3184620To be fair you need those extra stats from greens since this is hell on earth frozen over
>>3184622Please don't use any coomerbait we already have a /v/ thread for that.
>>3184623>I am starting to feel bad about asking for helpNah neigha, its important to ask for help
>>3184610So 3 to 4 then.>>3184612>>3184614Right now it's pace, though I'm hoping over time to shift into end. I'm just realizing more I'm badly due for trying to get better access to even staples like groundwork and THH into a proper GPP set up.I'd post my umas, but image limit, so even a few ideas would be nice.
>>3184622Mmmmm milk bread>Milk bread (also known as Japanese milk bread, Hokkaido milk bread, or shokupan) is an Asian-style white bread famous for its feather-light, cloud-like texture, subtle sweetness, and pull-apart softness.I feel I learned something
>>3184627Ok so I skip Pulse and Speed Star for GW and Uma stan and double Pace corners, that good or will it bite me in the ass?
>>3184616毛泽东 won, I'll be back when we have images
>>3184629>end>Shichi, Maya(if you have nothing better), Digitan, alt El are some decent ones of the top of my head.> I'm just realizing more I'm badly due for trying to get better access to even staples like groundwork and THHGW is for pace and front only not sure if you're implying you want to bake it into an End Closer parent.Post your stable in the next thread so we can tell you which umas are good loopa targets.
>>3184493It's not a very bad gamble so I'd take it. You can also pair it with something like Ramp Up/Shadow Break for faster overtakes.>or at the very last moment of lateraceWhat the fuck is this scenario
>>3184647>It's not a very bad gambleIt is tho
>>3184643Wow I'm stupid, I meant to say late. My brain is jumbled today.And yeah, figured stuff like groundwork was gonna fall off as I moved from paces, but I intended to treat pace as a secondary style anyways.
>>3184643Yeah some ends even WANT Gatekept(Concentration but debuff) to guarantee shit like Cheer Halo ultGW sounds antithesis to their gameplan
>>31845613/4 againlets see if we can make it to south 1 without me getting shadowrealmed
>>3184659I gotta go sleep but thanks for the matches!
>>3184633sounds like challah
>>3184653You should have a separate branch for pace loopas and late loopas. Mixing them both is a bit counterproductive.
>>3184671>>3184671>>3184671Here
>>3184561GGThose were fun rounds.
