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>>3184671
Hokko is only good for her body
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I FUCKING DID IT

Stats could be better but fuck it, I am not getting a better roll than this, the things I do for love. MUTANT FINISHED
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>*COUGH COUGH*
B-Bros......
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>>3184675
the fact she's only slightly big and most people get duped by the shadows casted on a white object so it looks bigger lol lmfao falcon clears btw
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>>3184683
KEK
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How the FUCK do I get power?
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Training the granny is so soothing. No amount of GL niggery can ruin my mood with her.
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>>3184689
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>>3184692
6 senior year careers is kinda crazy tho
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>>3184692
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>>3184679
good work neigha
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>>3184679
She could be much better but should be okay for now
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Ive done a grand total of ZERO careers today, Zero auto runs too
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I understand Ramonu is right in front of her release, but please consider.
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Come to my room
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>>3184703
I am pulling for kris though.
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>>3184702
ok /herse/bro
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>>3184699
>She could be much better
I know but man, look at those skills and aptitudes, I highly doubt I will get anything better, I need to do 2 more teammates now.

What could be improved beyond stats? I might give it another go if I have time after finishing the rest
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>>3184707
Im actually in /hug/ lmao
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>>3184703
You should have a spark saved for both Symbolis
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>>3184712
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>>3184705
I still have no aces though.
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>>3184694
It can't be helped.
>>3184695
Does Acute have one of those danish pastry boxes?
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how the FUCK do I get power
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>>3184709
Stuff like pulse, speed star, speed eater, thh. Forward march, basically the premium skills.
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>>3184703
Consider that I will be rolling for this inu instead.
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>oops all oy neigh
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Is anyone running yeppers this CM?
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>>3184730
Nyopers
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>>3184703
I'm absolutely pulling for Kris Sex
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I think the thread isn't quite chinese enough to sustain mahjong right now. Maybe later.
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I just realized all my're favorite umas wear green clothes
I don't even like green as a color, blue is clearly superior, but...
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>>3184703
*breaks every anon here in half*
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>>3184705
I guess we don't activate finishing skills around here
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>>3184730
Ive considered (Mejiro Palmer) running her but I've already ran her and NSM is not that great in this cm desu
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>>3184743
I thought lates were bad
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>>3184741
holy brutal mog
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>>3184730
I'm actually running her card this time around because I'm just built like that.
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>>3184730
I could... NSM is fine but Descent is a dead skill.
Not bad choice though imo. You could abuse KS Miracle with that +20% guts growth and make a scary Yeppers
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>>3184722
Oh yeah, well I kinda lowrolled the SP so I couldn't get Pulse nor Sneed eater, the rest I didn't get hints for. Still should be A group material right? I got a lot of good hints despite lowrolling SP, on top of Pink spark procs. Now I have to do Either Taiki/Rickey(Pace) and End Digi
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>not a single event chain finished
Fuck you.
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>>3184741
I dont even like 3DPD but damn. Thats literally just kris.
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>>3184703
SHE WAS PROMISED TO 4 YEARS AGO
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>>3184664
Oh I wasn't doing that. I know once I can actually run late properly it'll be another set of loops. Or something I can start on the side.
I've realized the work ahead of me is kinda stupid and I've been pretty dumb about how I handle things with parents.
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>>3184703
I really wanted to draw her as measurehead talking down to trainer but I dropped that OC ages ago
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I'm gonna cherish that last thread for a while, it was sorely needed.
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>>3184756
Dragalia...Lost...
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>>3184739
Greenmas are bestmas
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I literally havent been able to join a SINGLE room the past 2 CMs due to my runs becoming ultra shit. Im so annoyed I want to race
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How many successful mutators are we seeing this CM? It's so nice to see oshilovers after all the metanigging
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>>3184761
It was so great! We can keep it up.
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>>3184767
Im gonna be real chief, my dirt dober is not working out.
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>>3184743
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>>3184774
Holy shit she's so FAT
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>>3184763
i will never forgive nintendo and cygames
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>>3184778
Hokko needs more bounceslop
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will early lead be a new Tier 0 front loop skill now that gold groundwork is able to be obtained from a card
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Why havent you taken the pill yet?
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>>3184783
Yuh, early lead is now the premium skill.
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>>3184787
I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees.
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Is Hokkoganda making a comeback to challenge the Nanoganda?
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>>3184787
There is no pill
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>>3184703
she's sexo but I don't pull for late surgers
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>>3184774
The man who sold his sovl
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>>3184791
Is that you bounceslop man. When are you making something for fujin.
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>>3184796
STANDING
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Is anyone else following Queen of /v/? Things are getting cray
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>>3184796
>base end urara
Poor bastard.
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>>3184801
Don't care
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>>3184801
I follow it as a /v/tard but this year was way worse than the last few
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>>3184767
I would never make my wife run on caca ground
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i want to see if i can make CTaiki without borrows but i have no stam sparks... how much stam will i get
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>>3184797
I'm sorry to say I'm not the bounceslop man, otherwise I would have been way ahead of you.
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>>3184801
>caring about nu-new/v/
only tertiaries care about this bullshit and it gets carried by the OC, nothing else has any worth
>t. niche game enjoyer seeing tourists make goonbait threads
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>>3184808
Without any stam sparks, probably sub 400-450ish. If you tap stam training during summer or spam techniques for it maybe higher.
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>>3184796
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>>3184791
If it depended on me I'd want to see her pigtails being pulled and her bouncing around due to it for absolutely necessary reasons
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>>3184812
The year of CHADow was great though
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>>3184758
Oh and I guess I should also repeat that I'm trying to figure out a decent pace (and late) loop to finally have some midway decent parents to start from when it comes to CM prep.
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>>3184812
This, the queen/king of /v/ shit has only been around for a few years. I never really saw the point of it personally, always seemed lame
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>>3184753
he goes the extra effort to get the tan
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>>3184758
good late loop targets with dirt aptitudes: Shichi, Ogurin, Maya, base Maru(kind of)
good late loop targets without dirt aptitudes: base Spe, Rudolf, Brian
decent late loop targets without dirt aptitudes: Flash, Biwa, (i think Fuji is used too but i'm not sure about that one)
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>>3184801
The remaining cast is so generic that I don't care about it anymore. The threads aren't very fun during queen anyway.
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>>3184808
deck i'm thinking of, i was debating between Maru and Helios or slotting my own Maru and borrowing a wit card
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>>3184821
We do the same thing tho
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>>3184787
I don't need to steal wins with gimmicks. My builds can block Rickey.
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>>3184812
Queen and King is one of the FEW things left on /v/ that are still cool and quality. Most posters in that thread come to /v/ specifically for it, and there are mountains of OC
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>>3184830
Ours isn't a gay popularity contest. If you want to win you have to be one, fast enough to enter, and two strong enough to create a monster that can beat every other monster. And we do that twice a month!

There's is a glorified poal.me that goes on for days except you need a jewgle account to even participate. Threads suck compared to ours too. No point in it
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>>3184827
This is good but id do maybe speed helios
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>>3184818
Imagine how good it would feel to do this to Hokko.
https://youtu.be/K-0le91LyCA?t=46
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grandmasters gives firm course terrorist for free?
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>>3184836
It does suck that its a glorified poll that gets botted in the end, I loved the first ones but the newer ones suck a bit
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>>3184817
Tarumae literally needs someone on her ass to activate her skill
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>>3184841
I VOLUNTEER
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What is your HONEST opinion about this character
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>>3184787
I would never send an uma into a race that could not win.
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>>3184841
Forgor
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>>3184845
She's alright, no worse than Kita I guess
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>>3184841
why are all dirtoids anal sluts?
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>>3184845
>can see the part with no ears
Ew
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>>3184845
She's fine but doesn't inspire any strong feelings in me.
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>>3184845
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>>3184845
Another cow that lies about her three sizes
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>>3184845
Propaganda does work because I only have positive thoughts about this character due to the nice chap that waifus her
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>>3184845
the only protagonist lamer than special week
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>>3184845
I think she was a bit bland as MC but I like her, shes neat
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>>3184803
I didn't pick Urara because I had no other options. I picked Urara because I willingly chose violence.
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>>3184845
zzzz
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>>3184845
I genuinely, unironically, no meme, want to have tons of sex with her
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>>3184862
Danchou..
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>>3184845
Another fat fuckin cow that owes me sex. Wuv NTR
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>>3184841
Taiki STILL REFUSES to activate her skill but wins anyway
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>>3184845
A home wrecker she may be but she is still likable and has the best trainer of all the uma animes.
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>>3184845
I think she's a super odd unit for the larc anniversary, was NTR even all that of a good horse?
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Reminder to finish the following races before reset tomorrow, every carat counts!
>Tokyo Sports Hai Junior Stakes (Junior Late November - Turf Mile)
>Kyoto Junior Stakes (Junior Late November - Turf Medium)
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>>3184868
NTR won only 1 G1 the kikuka sho but held the record for a while, he was a good horse.
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>>3184869
Fuark, guess ill do an auto
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test
taishin testo
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>>3184873
You'll do TWO autos. Because they're only available on the same day on junior year
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>>3184869
>Forgot there was some bullshit about the Tokyo Daishoten too
>aww fuck I don't wanna do that
>it's finished
>oh yeah I actually did Inari's career for the first time today
Thanks Inari One.
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>>3184845
NTR is cool as fuck I cant wait for her
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>>3184879
Unironically what did she mean by this
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>>3184866
One more
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Rickey please, can we highroll today?
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>>3184883
Wear red while you do runs for good luck
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>>3184882
>suzuka is very strong in races with other fronts
>however, she jobs in races without front runners
>if I bring a front runner, she'll get cucked by Suzuka 90% of the time
>if I bring a late surger, Suzuka is fucked if she's the only front
Fuck man, this is so tough. I don't know what to do now. Maybe I should make a Falcon?
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Why do you guys hate ryan, shes sexy and cool
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>>3184886
There's still time to figure it out, just remember the actual cm will probably just be debuff spam
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>>3184887
I will not rest until the mines are closed
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>>3184845
She's how Special Week should have looked. She pulls off looking like a protagonist without appearing too generic.

Also I like forehead.
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>>3184890
>She pulls off looking like a protagonist without appearing too generic.
Did she though?
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i dont have either mr cb wit or power ruby for end closers, should I just skip making an end closer? even if my trainee had encroaching shadow id still be missing one of the other two golds for ends
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Now that I finally have a Dirter, I could host last week's SBR that got delayed for far too long... I am so sorry for being an inconsistent host, gomen
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>>3184893
If you can shit out a leap forward parent in time and borrow CB that's probably fine (motion).
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>>3184892
I mean just look at her.
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>>3184887
She's cute and her boobs are huge but it's also true that she has a JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP haircut
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>>3184893
Nah just borrow shee bee.
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>>3184886
Single front sims looked quite poor and the 2nd front doubled her winrate. Not sure how more fronts and more paces would fare or if a sacrificial front would help or hurt.
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>>3184886
This has been solved for ages, you run 2 other fronts and they all push each other forward. THe other 2 are insurance if Suzuka dies to another oonige or if she low rolls her mid race. You can even pack nimble nave or take a pace accel like budding blossom or SFV on the appropriate maps. You crowd out pace slots for skills and if all goes well you duel each other on the straight.
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>>3184893
Your ceiling is lower but you can just borrow cb
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>>3184887
you unironically need to have a high IQ to understand ryan's sex appeal
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>>3184741
looks like a man
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>>3184899
That guy can make anyone look good.
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>>3184882
Thank you for coming
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you've done enough races for today why not take a break?
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>>3184913
KEK
Thanks for hosting
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What do you think is better as a 3rd speed card after Kita and Tachy? 2LB smaru or MLB biko? Picrel comparison.
End Closer btw.
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Original Ryan's hair looks fine and you people are just being dramatic about it but Valentine's Ryan needs to slime her barber.
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>>3184914
I wonder how Calstone would look doing this.
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>>3184913
10/10 censorship
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>>3184913
LMAO
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>>3184919
like a metal pipe rolling on the floor
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>>3184914
seiun sky is in desperate need of adult cock
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>>3184914
If I stop doing fan runs my club will drop a rank
I literally carry those fuckers like Jesus carried the Cross
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>>3184893
I had to borrow Maru and CB to make my team, and they're still pretty good with a 65% WR on Haku.
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>>3184913
Tazuna should've been zhou enlai
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I almost forgot there is a Carnival shop LMAO
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>>3184928
How did you almost brick yourself
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>>3184926
what did you use for that digitan? I literally can't balance power and wit, one always falls short
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>>3184914
I need 5 mil more fans for my Fine Motion Expert title.
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>>3184929
I guess I didn't notice the button with the whole race stuff and event missions
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>>3184927
I was going to put wang jingwei in but I thought it would be too obscure and I just wanted to post the image already lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dag6dQ038Nw
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>>3184779
Was Dragalia lost actually good? I cant tell if it was or if people meme on it for whatever happened
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>>3184825
I'll keep those in mind, but what about pace?
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>>3184937
Nigga I'm not watching that.
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they saying that special week touched suzuka and that's why she silence
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Umas that /v/ma is oddly horny about
>Nice Nature in a cheerleader outfit
>Fuku
>Urara
>Bakushin
>Spe in a bikini
>Digital
>Nishino
>Fujin
>Sweep
>Shakur
>Yeppers
I can't find what the link is
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>>3184938
>gacha
>good
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>>3184941
he was breed so hard by the umas in the video though …
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>>3184943
How are you going to just skip Tarumae like that
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>>3184936
KEK and nah, we got into chinese history during the rickey era
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>>3184943
nobody is horny for f*ku
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>>3184947
Theres nothing odd about beinf horny for hokko, literally every place in the internet wants to fuck her
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Found this rare spe digging on xitter
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>>3184845
She's shockingly beautiful. Like, when I saw her SR card art it made me actively stop and think "damn she's pretty". She has lots of really hot fanart, too
Aside from that, I don't feel like I know enough about her to have any strong opinions. I haven't played any careers where she shows up and I only vaguely remember what happens in her card events or that 1st anniversary event she was in
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>>3184948
That deep huh... I just have 2k hours in hoi4
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>>3184943
I don't think horny for Bakushin is too unusual elsewhere especially after the armpit gif
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>>3184943
I played her in JP and honestly thought Ines Fujin was about as memorable as a beige wall. So imagine my shock discovering you people treat her like a national treasure. Are we being sincere here, or is this an elaborate bit I wasn't invited to the planning meeting for?
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>>3184952
thanks I hate it
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>>3184955
You're not alone there are a ton of map game autists itt
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>>3184943
I've never seen collective hornyness for Shakur but Hokko should be here
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>>3184905
She's better the more fronts there are in the race, because most fronts bar Rickey can't win without angling, and those Rickeys need to be right on her ass to actually win. She just can't win in rooms without fronts, so I think I should make a Falcon strong enough to overtake her, just in case.
>>3184907
I'd like to bring at least one debuffer to break Rickey's legs and drag the enemy fronts down with keen eye.
I think I'll work on Falcon for now and come back when I'm done.
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>>3184931
https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=archetypes&team=hh3ChrFjTkLwn9VfEZhRu7gu3V5bgMpfPMi7vFjzsZyQ

I prioritized buying the power and wit songs alongside 10% TE for Digi during Junior year for my 4 songs iirc, or maybe it was wit and speed looking at her growths. I don't really remember, but just like the +SP songs add up, so do the +stat songs, and they kick in instantly like the +SP songs. She also only has 1 race after senior summer which means you're getting the 40 to 45% TE rainbows which also massively boost you right at the end.
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>>3184957
the lack of variety in the posts about her indicate samefagging
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>>3184959
NTA but I remember in a /v/ uma thread i got into a multi hour long shouting match about vicky 2 vs 3 Vicky 2 is still better you faggot from /v/mapyoi
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>>3184952
How many uma mods/assets are on Gmod? Any maps?
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>>3184957
She's just sexy as fuck, she's got the cute cashier appeal
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>>3184959
As it should be
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>>3184966
Not everything is a samefagging boogeyman, sometimes people are on the same wavelength and just horny about fat wagie titties
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>>3184939
I'm more of a backliner someone else would need to give you advice on that.
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Why yes, I love Fukukitaru
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>>3184953
Narita Top Road was easily one of the most popular horses of his era, but he had the terrible luck of being born in the same generation as Opera O. In almost any other year, he probably would’ve racked up multiple GI wins. Instead, he just kept grinding it out for years, and keiba fans rooted for him till his final race. The horse, like the uma musume had a certain main character/underdog aura about him.
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>>3184846
I used to think like this, then I realized that's exactly what I do every 3 weeks or so anyways.
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>>3184957
I like the girl next door archetype. Her being working class makes her way more attainable than some of the princesses and heiresses in the game
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>>3184952
gangbang style will never stop being funny
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>>3184966
I don't think it is, it feels organic and natural, and funny as fuck. I think most people like the girl next door type, not those flashy over the top girls
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>>3184976
I need to draw a sexo Fuku one of these days. It's on my list
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>>3184955
>there's another map autist in Oy neigh
Damn...
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>>3184957
There are a couple of people here who change their favorite character every month just to feed their gambling addiction.
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>>3184980
>>3184984
>Said the exact same thing as me with exactly ONE minute of difference
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
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>>3184957
Its simple
>contrarianism
>front bias
>MANT era insanity
>huge boobs with plenty of underboob
>ridiculously hot casual outfit
>good career dump
She turned out to be a local hit
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>>3184986
I also have a MA in IR
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>>3184945
>good
>gacha
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>>3184993
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>>3184969
>Spoiler
You're wrong faggot 3 is better. Vic 3 is an amazing game
>muh warfare
Nobody gives a shit
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>>3184957
It's all just one big astroturf operation by the CIA and the Frontrunner industrial complex.
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>>3184991
>ridiculously hot casual outfit
People underestimate what a good boob curtain can do to a man
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>>3185000
You are allowed to say Oy Neigh here bro.
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Now that I think about it
I'm normally a huge boobs guy but my favorite umas are pretty modest to outright small in that department.
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>>3184916
Maru only starts being better for stats than Biko at level 4 training, so probably Biko for the consistent 20% TE whenever she shows up
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>>3185007
My most lusted uma is sweep despite not liking lolis
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I don't know how much longer I can keep banging my head against the wall trying to hit Mile S when I have only mile on 1 parent 1 grandparent one of which is only 1* I'm sick of this shit
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>>3185007
I like breasts of all sizes except flat
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>3 is better. Vic 3 is an amazing game
I'm going to vomit.
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>>3184925
This neigha umoses partin' the red sea for his club!
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>>3185012
>Still coping
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>>3185012
Name a better nation builder
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I only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
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>>3184938
it had actual gameplay for the bosses (dodging AoEs, doing max dps with uptime) and minxmaxxing was fun allowing your faves to shine, plus the gacha was so generous it felt like a genuine fuckup so they "had" to murder the game at some point because it became unsustainable as a business
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>>3185003
Man stfu I don't know who that is nor do I remember the
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>>3185007
the large-chested characters in this game all are deficient in the personality department for some reason
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>>3185010
So long as the GPs and the overall package is good you can cope with a mediocre parent
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All my favorite Umas have massive tits.
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>>3184957
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>>3185016
>uf4 fine
Holy shit...
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>>3185016
>Dirt UF Fine
I fucking kneel, please get into every stakes room
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>>3185019
My hero pearl has plenty of personality
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>>3184952
Spe makes this face during sex (with me!)
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>gta vi will be released on 19 Nov
>no new contents or events from 19 Nov
wtf I love Cygames now
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>>3185024
>UF4
ZAMN

she stacked or what?
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>>3185027
There aren't seriously neighas here who spent $1,000 + tip to play goyslop auto ...right?
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Im trying to build dirt ayabe, when do the suicidal thoughts stop?
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crusader kings is better than hearts of iron
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>>3185019
Oh yes characters like Silence Suzuka, Mejiro McQueen, and Manhattan Cafe are just bastions of fucking personality.
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>>3185031
With Ayabe they never stop, it's part of the package
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>>3185014
I pre-ordered and ultimately refunded that piece of shit. It removed the ludokino warfare, all the countries play exactly the same, communism is broken, the game runs like dogshit, the 3D leaders look like ass, and the soundtrack is worse. It's a disgrace. Only a secondary who never played the original Vicky 2 would say 3 is better.
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>>3185029
He's not in the threads, I just needed to sate my bloodlust by killing someone with Urara.
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>>3185030
I was rich enough to buy a ps5 with one game 5 years ago. Are you rich anon?
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>>3185030
I have unironically never played a GTA game and never will, my only exposure to GTA is when I was a young lad watching loquendo GTA SA mysterix mod videos
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>>3184943
Everybody went gaga for camping Taiki.
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>>3185039
What a fuckin monster
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>>3185040
I'm neigher-rich
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>>3185041
What is a loquendo
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>>3185043
And I still do
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>>3185047
text to speech videos for spics
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>>3184943
I am not horny for any of these Umas.
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>>3185043
Taiki and Helios both have hot designs but make you go soft the moment they start talking
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>>3185047
Extremely soulful spicKINO
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>>3185048
God I WUV offmodel umas.
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>>3185054
Thats not even off model
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is it better to build a debuffer in auto or regular training
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>>3185058
regular
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>>3185052
You guys are like the "Megadeth rules but I can't stand Dave Mustaine's voice" people but torenas.
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>>3185047
Shitty text to speech that spics used for their 480p GTA skits videos. It was amazing
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>>3184943
I think the pattern here is something like
>Take an uma who is strongly down-to-earth and/or relatable in a way that can get anons attached to her easily (goslingbait, girl-next-door types, relatable nerdy/weirdo girls, etc.)
>Put her in a sexy outfit and/or draw lewd OC of her
>HUBBA HUBBA AWOOGA
There are a couple arguable outliers like Urara and Sweep, but those can easily be explained away by them getting high-quality lewd OC. IIRC Sweep in particular had a drawfag drop sexy OC of her shortly before she released, which probably fuelled a lot of the lust towards her. I don't recall seeing that many anons lusting over Urara before that one thighjob art either
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>>3185058
Regular, you wanna make sure you get all hesitants and some stamina nukes
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>>3184993
There's quite a lot of map autists here.
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>>3184957
Don't look at me, I'm not all that interested in her. But then again my taste would probably get me hanged and quartered here.
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>>3185032
The last time I played Crusader Kings I became the emperor of India and ended up accidentally decapitating my brother-son in a duel after I found out he was sleeping with my mother-wife
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>>3185069
>my taste would probably get me hanged and quartered here.
Bikofag....
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>>3185041
I remember the first time I played GTA3, it was one of the first times I played PS2 period. It was a pretty magical experience to play an open sandbox game where you could do whatever the fuck you want even in the intro sequence. Sure sections of the city were locked off and needed the story to progress but at the time, as someone who grew up on mostly 8-bit/16-bit stuff, going into an open world game like that was a game changer literally, especially when you factor in the AI of cops chasing you around, doing dirty deeds with prostitutes and so on.

Nowadays it's easy to take all that stuff for granted as the games lean heavily into the simulation aspect and it's been done a million times over now in multiple clones, but back then it truly was an eye-opening experience.

Even the leap from PS2 era GTA to GTA IV was an interesting one. GTA V came out on PS3! I think most of the novelty and magic of the GTA series has been lost especially when it was known for pushing the limits of not only game boundaries but also the boundaries of what was allowed in games. After the hot coffee incident combined with the political climate of the past 10 years, everything feels so watered down. It's not about fun anymore or new gameplay experiences. Just muh realistic simulation. At the end of the day it's still just a sandbox game, just with more toys so I can see why you wouldn't be interested in it, as you've probably played better sandbox games by now.
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Boobfags go away. /v/ma is a BUTT general.
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>>3185060
>>3185066
alright thanks. iirc I heard MANT was better for the amount of hints you get, is that still true?
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>>3185076
I do like butts more than boobs but UNFORTUNATELY the game doesn't like giving us shit
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>>3185078
Pretty sure you wanna do unity
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>>3185076
So you like butts, huh?
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>>3185078
Nah you wanna do nunity or GL, do you have gold city speed or do you have to borrow her?
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>>3185044
It's all cool and that jazz until you realize she's missed budding blossom. No wonder Urara able to beat her when she got no actual wincon.
>>3185078
Debuff aren't in MANT hint pool. Just bring debuff card and do it on unity.
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>>3185076
vidya butts?
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>>3185076
Well the picture sure fits because Falco is ass!
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>>3185068
is eu5 good yet or should I continue waiting?
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>>3185085
Oh yeah why the hell did he do that, there are a million nishinos with 8* dirt on the moe right now
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>>3185082
>>3185085
got it, thanks
>>3185084
Mine is 0LB, so i assume that means i'll have to borrow
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>>3185091
nah you can use it, you're just making a debuffer not an ace
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>>3185091
Nah you dont have to borrow, you borrow stamina rudolf
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>>3185083
yeah, v/m/ya butts
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>>3185074
There's no such thing as a Bikofag
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>>3185090
Some people have gaslit themselves into a shoot cuz the blossom activation in hakuraku is relatively low
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>>3185100
I would never do that on an ace I'm trying to highroll but I guess. I wonder what his haku data is
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>>3185100
What a bunch of tards
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Is it just me or are dirt hint lessons ass?
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>>3185108
They are, pool is hot ass
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>>3185108
Not as bad as spamming pace hints for head-on
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>butt talk
Today I will remind them
https://v-ma-dev.github.io/UmaBooty/
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>>3185108
>are dirt ass
yes
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>>3184943
>Urara
Can you blame them
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>>3185115
mods ban this guy
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>>3185111
Rob Roy really got that P shape huh
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>>3185111
Since this anon has been swallowed by the sea, we should consider making a new analysis page.
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>>3185100
It's never been super consistent since the precondition sucks and 3-4 is narrow but you often kinda just win if it hits
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>>3185100
Fair enough. If he was insane enough to make UF4 finemo. He probably will pair it with 2 debuffer instead of a pair of pace for reliable challenge on blossom reqs.
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>>3185111
I miss my clubmate.
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>>3185111
Mihoyo bludborne still being top 5 is crazy
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>>3185111
Howabros...........................
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>>3185124
>>3185120

did he died?
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>>3185111
I miss my rival anons.
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>>3185111
WHY DID THIS SITE SUDDENLY REPRODUCE RICKEY'S SONG AAAIIIEEE
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>>3185111
Umagrok, scan the database find me the most suitable uma to bear my umadaughter. Make no mistake.
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>>3185123
He was running double debuffs.
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>>3185130
Yeah, one of the best dudes burned out due to the dirt medium CM. It was months ago but hes still missed, oy neigh lost 2 crucial members that month.
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>>3185137
Oy Neighers are dropping like flies. Is your danchou secretly abusive behind closed doors or something?
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>>3185111
>H/W
Reminder that the B in BEEblos stands for butt.
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>>3185140
you didn't hear this from me, but he doesn't give the gift cards he promises to the highest earners
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>got one finished ace, one okay enough placeholder
>aww yeah, time to make dirt Nishino
>forgot I have to make parents for her
Fuck.
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>>3185130
He'll be back. Just you wait....
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>>3185140
NTA but you're misunderstanding. It happened like 3 months ago. Its not something recent. I'm not in oy neigh but many of us just recognized the guys and miss them.
Never fade away bros
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>>3185111
>useless wife is lower than Orfe
she just can't catch a break
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>>3185148
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>>3185075
This. Playing GTA 3 coming from shit like gen 2 pokemon was mind-fucking blowing. I was but a wee lad though. Now I'm like a junkie that can't get an 'open world sandbox' high unless it's something obnoxiously austistic like Rimworld likes.
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>>3185140
It was at the beginning of GL, those two dudes were important so it just really sucked and stung.
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>>3185156
We all lost brothers to this mess. Just because flatliner jim didn't get the same results doesn't mean we didn't love him any less. RIP jimbo
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>>3185148
Hope they're fine wherever they may be, the pequod continues. The memories of their HEROES immortal.
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>>3185089
If you liked to do crazy stuff like 1vs1 the Ottomans as an OPM at game start then no. If you like building up your nation and focusing on eco then yes. Some aspects still feel like WIP but it's nowhere near as bad as release.
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>>3185150
Shion is shorter so she has more ass proportionally
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If I was eating out my oshi's ass you would have to pull me out with a crowbar.
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>>3185165
kingbro...
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>>3185165
Hishiamabro...
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>>3185065
As an addendum to this: you can already sort of see this pattern continuing with anons lusting over newmas like Hishi Miracle and Rulership, who have approachable/relatable personalities but also have strong sex appeal that isn't super in-your-face at a glance and only becomes apparent in certain outfits
I predict that /v/ma will continue to consistently get extremely horny over any other future newmas who may fit this pattern
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>>3185165
windybro...
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>>3185169
Mirako will hit this thread like crack hit black neighborhoods
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>>3185165
Briansis....
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>>3185176
NO fat chicks.
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>>3185176
Her deal is (You) have to bully her into actually trying because (You) are the only one to actually believe in her right?
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>>3185111
Theres a more in depth investigation
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fbFp2IIFK4APGMAnl31kouZhYNsH0Ll7kbgxMH_J6B8
All that needs to be done is be organized into a readable webpage.
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>>3185184
She's quite literally a useless, lazy and stupid mob uma that without you is doomed to work at UmacDonalds
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>>3185185
This is skewed towards short Umas with fat tits.
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>>3185190
I'd rather have meek
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5 MORE BORROWS DONE WITH NO MILE S WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>3185111
>>3185185
Both are missing umas like phalaenopsis. The science department will have to look into updating the ass rankings
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>>3185191
Yeah rob roy ain't got all that
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>>3185153
I won't lie, Gen 2 Pokemon blew my mind because even though I liked games, they ultimately still felt like games with a conclusive ending that at best, I could only replay. I treated Gen 2 like a world in my pocket. I liked how it felt alive, that I had to schedule my time to find certain things made it feel more special.
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>>3185195
Where is the boobs and ass model scientist where you need him?
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>make a fuckass stupid idea oguri
>mile S
>bad song luck but get surprisingly lucky on finishing tokens
>all the SSRs finished their chains
>cucked out of a post-career training by no rainbow and had to waste it on nothing
>get lucky again with tokens and peg down a stack of almost 100 passion tokens that would have gotten burned
>whew what a run, let's do the skills
>I have literally no midrace generics
wew lad
hope daring strike is enough, I'm not gonna try making another ace
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>>3185199
Hard at work like always i assume
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>>3185190
>useless, lazy and stupid
Hey that's me, except I don't actually have to work at all.
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>>3185209
>Hey that's me, except I don't actually have to work at all.
Are your parents rich or what?(giwtwm)
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>>3185194
This but no dirt A. Let alone mile S
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>>3185202
Your skill choice is kinda wack, what deck?
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>>3185165
Genuinely, what's the appeal of wanting to stick your tongue in the place a girl shits? What's the point?
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>>3185212
I'm willing to cope with Mile S Dirt B but even that feels fucking impossible at this rate.
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>>3185202
Jesus, did you get completely fucked in terms of avaliable skills?
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>go to work
>you guys had an entire 1000 post thread when I came back
Worth a backread?
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>>3185216
if I'm being absolutely frank and honest there is not a single inch on my oshi's body where I would not put my tongue
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In my continued studies of /v/ma history, I have downloaded Ace Combat Zero. What am I in for?
I've never played an AC.
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>>3185220
For once, yeppers!
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>>3185210
Not rich, but enough money that I could live the rest of my life without working at least. No yachts or parties or anything close to that but I have no interest in that stuff.
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>>3185220
Yeah it was some good shit
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>>3185216
how can you say you love her if you won't even eat her poop?
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Glue?
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Fuck man I know Keen Eye Dom is the better play, but holy shit the wins with Keen Eye Murmur is way funnier
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>>3185229
placeholder until you get a comparable mile S one
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>>3185229
I think shes fine even if id want more mid race, test.
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>>3185222
I think it's pretty fucking cool, but I haven't played Zero in ages.
I assume it holds up at least.
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>>3185221
I'd like to say I'm pretty much the same, but with umas it's double gross because they're always eating in big amounts and they have to eat to compete so there's no way you're sticking anything in there without finding out what they had for breakfast.
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>>3185229
Shes aight. Open up the room
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>>3185234
This is why we killed all teiobros.
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>>3185230
Always go for the funnier option. Also remember that most people are going to underestimate how much stamina you actually need to survive.
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>>3185215
this
I can't recommend it but it could be worse
>>3185219
yeppers
I got maybe three or four skill hints for the entire run, the best I could do was chase the rainbow as hard as I can and a lot of times I got handed trainings I couldn't refuse
as far as hint trainings, almost all of the ones I got were for mediums and longs or were dirts and the dirt hint pool is hot dogshit.
And then the only hints I really inherited were uma stan (which is great to have, to be fair) and nimble nav, which is already in kit anyway but hey, it's a discount I guess.
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>>3185234
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>>3185222
kamige
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>>3185238
Teiobros were already eating shit before you woke up.
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I eat ass
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>>3185222
Fun game, missions tend to not be a drag.
Decent story too.
belka did nothing wrong
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ok yea, 0 stam spark taiki is pain, it's the only one of my planned aces where i have my core role accel on a GP tho so i have to keep trying while i use my borrows for my end closers, maybe i should just bring daiwa power or something in order to get more stam
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>>3185222
Play 4 and 5 first.
It will be much harder to go back after Zero.
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>>3185222
You will crash into the ground/mountains at least a few times getting used to the controls. You will also fly around in a big circle chasing one specific enemy until you catch yourself being retarded and stop doing that.
The game is somewhat short (compared to the game before and after it) because it has a morality system. You don't have to blow up the yellow targets. It changes some boss fights but because the game is what it is that doesn't do too much.
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>>3185241
I have no idea why you're borrowing guts windy but thats funny. Anyway skills are bad so she's bad but ig if your aim is group b she can win a few wins.
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>>3185238
missed one, faggot
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>>3185246
We know, Suzuka.
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Running Urara was not a good idea in retrospect. Becaue I'm starting to think she's sexy the more I see her run.
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>>3184671
>smart falcon's not in the mirror
She's... she's a vampire?
A ghost?
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>>3185202
>no spurt
Anon...I...just make her late instead. Daring strike only is copeable mid-race but you don't have the end wincon being spurtlet.
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>>3185248
I tried using FATwa as a stam stick but I think you still need SOME stam sparks.
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>>3185256
I think you just didn't know you liked lolis before you started playing this game.
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>>3185256
Many have said this
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>>3185253
that's no borrow
the logic is that this is the only CM ever where windy's skill can work so it would be funny to try it, and oguri has the 20% speed growth anyway so what the hell
>>3185259
ah, I thought she was missing something. Well, that's too damn bad for Her Royal Fatness, my care for this CM is below rock bottom.
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>>3185262
Urara is not even a loli, shes a grown woman
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>>3185256
>>3185268


She's kinda hot no meme, she just has genuine mental retardation that sets her mental age at like permanently 8.
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>>3185268
Anon...I wouldn't say that, you see how she dresses?
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>>3185269
I mean I agree shes pretty thick but I wouldn't, shes too stupid for it to be fun
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>November 2026... I am forgotten
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>>3185256
Urara has a very lewd body. she just pretends to be retarded, which makes her hotter honestly.
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What the actual fuck?
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>>3185276
What is bro rolling for?
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>>3185276
Marked desu wa
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>>3185274
>pretends
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BEEma's son to debut this November
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2120700607623582182?a=p2xLuqM3O6UBExhdp0I&s=20
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>>3185274
digiGAWDS...not like this...i'm going to start gaslighting people that digitan uses a chest binder idc
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>>3185276
DESUWA
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>>3185276
Mcqweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen remembers all the times you turned her into glue.
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>>3185276
>wasted all his luck on a simulator getting the God roll where Fujin clearly wants to jump your bones more than you do her
This could have been YOUR account.
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>>3185273
Puppet girl is one of the few newmas who I'm genuinely really interested in
As soon as she actually releases in JP, I'm gonna look up her character story so I can learn more about her and see whether I will in fact want to roll for her
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>>3185274
As a huge burumafag her gym outfit and jacket combo is the hottest design in the game for me but then I see her goofy ass face and I can't fap to her.
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>>3185274
Not that it matters much but Urara is standing closer than Digitan.
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>>3185256
My clubmate wouldn't want me to lewd her, so I won't
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>go on xitter to find cool helios art to post on /v/ma
>only find angstslop and discourse about how much people hate helios
Did i step into a parallel universe. I thought everyone wuved helios
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I will manifest this as my exact Ramonu pulls, then I will use 2 SSR crystals to MLB. IT'S THAT EASY. MY FATE IS NOW SEALED.
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>>3185184
She's basically a regular girl sometimes she's all in and wants to crush it, other times she just wanna chill on the couch. If racing doesn't pan out? Cool, she'll head to college, grab a normal job, no big deal. She doesn't obsess over it like some of the other girls do. Just living her life, doing fine, having fun... right up until (You) spots what she's actually capable of and convinces her she's anything but ordinary. She's the single most relatable character in the entire franchise till this day. Her popularity is the proof.
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>>3185302
Unfortunate victim of a misguided localization
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>>3185222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzBO0XV6Jps
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>1m views in 2 weeks
That's pretty crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8C3Dqglk0E
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>>3185250
I can't be playing 2 other games first. I'm supposed to be training for CM!

>>3185251
Well I lost the first mission not to crashing but to the bombers getting away. Took me too long to learn how to use the map and I was mislead by thinking the timer counting down on the screen meant I still had lots of time.
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>>3185312
>I can't be playing 2 other games first. I'm supposed to be training for CM!
You will regret it when Zero gets you hooked.
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>>3185302
It bums me out. She's such a radiant beam of sunshine and yet xitterfags desperate for clout end up making despair art of her.
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>>3185302
A lot of global fucking hates helios for two reasons
>performative hatred towards her localization because its not authentic or whatever (this is mostly cope)
>she's canonically attracted to women alongside men and she doesn't throw herself at the trainer immediately (this is what's actually pissing people off)
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>>3185302
how turn the tables, lol
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>>3185293
it's a genuine wind of relief knowing that haru would never commit domestic abuse or rape anyone, i feel like the uma marriage statistics are aleways covwetupp lire
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>>3185311
it's definitely the best of the uma yuru songs
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i need practice partners
>featuring my day 1 builds + TT umas
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>>3185327
Anon???
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>>3185323
I just felt bad for her.
She jobs all of Helios' classic year, then Helios beats her ass all of senior year.
And the one time she doesn't job her friend fucking dies.
Still not forgiving the atrocities her card inflicted on me though.
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>>3185302
I do wuv her, but I can't afford to get her. My plans didn't account for the zuma.
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>>3185332
She found the pickles in the fridge. Sad really.
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>>3185333
The career was kinda mean spirited towards rubert. Tho I quite liked it.
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>>3185302
i saw a few places say that they don't like helios because she keeps persuing ruby even though ruby keeps rejecting her and "no should mean no"
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>>3185302
The localization sucks and really forces in the already outdated memes... Honestly, if it was JUST slang and not memes, I think people would be more okay with it.
The guy saying it's because she's bi and into another uma is fucking stupid. People didn't hate Shakur and Shakur is so socially inept that she kind of just comes off as hating you the entire time if you don't understand her-like a blast from the super early days of tsunderes, except a bit harsh.
(Also am I stupid or didn't people already kind of angst her BEFORE her release?)
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>>3185340
I'm upset we didn't get the career dump
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>>3185341
Retarded woman (redundant) take
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>>3185342
>Also am I stupid or didn't people already kind of angst her BEFORE her release
Helios is an extremely cheerful and upbeat character, it's pretty normal for fanon to attach angst to them
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>wit level 5 before classic summer
damn son
wasn't even really forcing it, everyone just wanted to party on wit
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>>3185345
it was on discord so kinda expected?
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>>3185346
Oh, yeah. Makes sense. It's the whole thing of fanon constantly doing the opposite of canon for some reason.
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>>3185342
>really forces in the already outdated memes
Thats kinda the point tho, helios slang is extremely outdated in jp too
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>>3185336
>accidentally left pickles on haru's meal again
>domestic abuse speed-dial button isn't working
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>>3185321
>(this is mostly cope)
People being passionate about the culture they like is anything but performative. Someone who's never truly loved something will never understand that
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>>3185321
>performative hatred
What a load of bullshit. They arguably butchered her character when they inserted her with cringe gen Z references because "westerners don't understand gyarus". They took extreme liberties with her character. MOST casuals seem to like that about Helios, but it's a genuine criticism, not just performative. I've seen people be very perplexed by how they handled it. Not outraged, just confused and saying they mishandled the translation. It's subjective, but it's a fair criticism to make
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>>3185352
EOPs don't care
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>backread the previous thread
>miss pure kino and jong
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>>3185331
uhhh...
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=KiS6aWN48rK48XVD72WKtByN
also ignore the oguri, that was from CM17, it'll turn into an end closer wonder acute
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Her name is Adobe btw, not Ayabe.
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>>3185321
some people hate her localization without hating her. at least one streamer i've watched has said as much, she's a fine character with dogshit localization that turns her into "a fucking broccoli-hair"
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>>3185352
There's a bit of a difference between memes and slang. A meme are in-jokes. Maybe the in-group is massive, but they're still in-jokes-meant to be humorous for one reason or another. Slang are non-standard words that you're using regularly and seriously.
Also, I wanted imported gyaru slang to be honest. I knew I wasn't gonna get it though.
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>>3185366
"Adobe" Needs to mutate to dirt A then im at my wits end
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>>3185364
Yeah last thread was fuckin great.
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>>3185365
>end closer wonder acute
What is cooking?
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Mission complete. That was a lot easier when I realized I had 50 missiles, not 4. I was trying to shoot bombers down with my guns in the first run. I have 4 of something, but I don't know how to use it yet.

>>3185315
I'm not sure I get the appeal yet. I can't conceive of what a cool mission would look like.
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>>3185369
your trial period has expired
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I dont think this mutation shit is for me lads holy shit
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>>3185374
deepseek, please decomplie and reengineer photoshop removing all paywall and subscription mechanics
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>>3185378
It's truly a matter of parents and you need to have really high tier parents for it to work. Even then you're at best basically flipping a coin and hoping it lands on heads 10 times in a row
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>>3185378
I wanted to run full loli (sweep/nishino/maya) but I already want to tear my hair out when im only done with maya. Its not for the weak.
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>>3185378
It's not for anyone frankly. Shit sucks
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>>3185373
Getting good with the gun is a useful skill since it's harder to dodge bullets than homing missiles, but you don't need to. It's just the first mission so they throw a bunch of slow moving targets that fly in a straight line at you.
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>>3185387
As someone who mutates almost every CM. Its rewarding but it takes a very large resistance to grinding and frustration. Not for everyone
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>>3185372
honestly might be overcooking, but feel like her skills lean towards being directly behind other umas, and then maybe i could accel bomb her enough? if only hakuraku had the proc rate for the current speed branch for end closers to see if a push up -> budding play is viable while also having spurt, trying to see if i can get her benefits without having to face pace chaser consequences
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>>3185378
I'm willing to do mild mutation, but I am not busting my ass for Dirt G Mile E. This shit is near impossible to hit even A in both. I've tried it.
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>>3185390
I've done it so many times I can't do it anymore. AffinityMAXED parents, doesn't matter. I cant
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>>3185378
you just don't love her enough
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>>3185388
I was expecting a tutorial with people yelling "Press O to fire a missile!" and shit, but instead it was assumed I know all the controls and what to do when I'm targeted (I don't). I guess I should download the game manual.
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>>3185392
I believe as time goes on super extreme mutations will be easier to do at least
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>>3185363
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=tUkNYuWOHWK7MTTw7bOj2Mhb
Debuffer are that good huh. Really tempting to use one but I can't really throw Zephyr.
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Would you guys take the falco GL gold? (Fast learner run)
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>>3185400
For Falco? I'd still get Concentration
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>>3185400
Yes, it's a very good skills.
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>>3185302
I'm pretty sure that Helios is very well liked by Xitter but zoomers are very addicted to suffering so I'm not surprised that Helios is getting artwork like this. Also, there's liking Helios in a platonic way and loving her in a romantic way. Helios is a nice girl and I can understand why she'd have yumes (they want to be saved by her) but she's someone I'd consider more as a dear friend than a lover.
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>>3185399
>Debuffer are that good huh.
Unfortunately, yes. Sprint was literally the one CM in a long time where people barely bothered using them
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is studious a must buy on debuffers
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>>3185400
Conc>
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>>3185365
OOF
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=AgeAwcWasES2gj7YErZxbOGQ
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>>3185406
no
get double circle savvy for ASE/Intense Gaze
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>>3185366
sorry I'm not into schizo
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>>3185406
no
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>>3185406
Doesn't do anything
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>>3185406
Literally the button that does nothing
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I really REALLY don't want to mutate end urara, can I just do late?
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>>3185409
>>3185411
>>3185412
>>3185414
what the fuck? the description made me assume it would help debuffs reach racers farther ahead. i can't believe there's something that useless in game
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>>3185405
I guess the last mile CM really saved by xogger that don't care about debuff at all so except from few nigger with xogger+2 debuffer. The environment doesn't seems that hostile, grim.
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>>3185415
It's just 2 stars of sparks on a grandparent bro. It's well worth it. Ends are strong and Urara has a strong End ult
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>>3185416
you best start believing in games made by retards
you're playing one

all vision skills are effectively useless, yes CyGames had no idea what they were doing when they designed this game. Most debuffs aren't vision oriented, and the ones that are aren't all that good, and even if you DO buff your vision it doesn't really help much anyways. It's probably more pointless than even you can imagine
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>>3185415
Just because she's better off as end doesn't mean she's unusable as late. Strictly speaking she's better as end and its not a hard mutation but yeah you can do late if you understand what you're doing
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>>3185416
It has window activation and duration, so high chance it's either too late or too early meanwhile green last through entire race.
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>>3185420
Summer golshi ruined milekino
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>>3185415
You can but it's literally only one star anywhere in the family tree to get her to end A.
That's peanuts compared to the people mutating from Dirt G
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Shes about to become the GOAT soon anon.
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>>3185429
More like everything except the casino.
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>>3185433
>become
THATS MY GOAT ALREADY
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>>3185433
you will pull Kawakami and become a Prince and you will like it
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>>3185433
Why's she gonna be a goat? Is she gonna climb a mountain?
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I will NEVER like Teio
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>>3185433
cygames break her legs again
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>>3185434
pretty much
I hate that Cygames reintroduced this unchanged, I really do and I will repeat it every day because each time I remember it makes me more angry that it still exists.
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>>3185408
not looking good!
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Jk5LSNFiJLHC-wUlFDEPLWYC
also based kawakami princess player, hope CM goes well for you
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>>3185438
I already have Kawakami tho, I run her sometimes. Super underrated uma
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>>3185441
Even if Tsuru asked you to?
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>>3185446
She's got some INSANELY huge tiddies ive been waiting to swipe for her with the selector
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>>3185449
Why would I care what a loser has to think?
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>>3185441
what is not to love about Teio?
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>>3185449
Yes
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This bitch is about to kill trillions of trainers and we are doing NOTHING to prevent it
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>anons still traumatized by teio
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>>3185445
insane stat diff
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=44QqsS_k_gg7oxQoO7fS7V8U
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>>3185458
Meanwhile I'm traumatized by Fine Motion, CB, Falco and Bamboo Memory.
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/v/, I'm gonna go grab some pleasing parfait from the daily shop, you want anything?
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>>3185464
>failed wit check for mile maven
>1100 wite
Alrighty then
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>>3185467
They got any Gold City pieces?
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>There he is! He finally left his room!
>Your mom told us you got a job as a trainer? Can you tell us about this tracen academy?
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>>3185467
can i get uhhh dirt sash?
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>>3185457
Nothing can be done at this point. All I can say is for anons to understand nothing is guaranteed. If you make it out alive, please do not mock the ones who get screwed. I know it will happen because that's the nature of the internet but just be mindful, don't kick your /vim/rothers while they're down. It's a horrible feeling to get fleeced on a card banner
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>>3185473
no falcon
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>>3185457
There's nothing to be done at this point. Anons were saying other people were okay to double spark Ramonu even if they had nothing as recently as last month. You can only truly save yourself, which is why I have 141k carats
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>>3185467
Lemme get uhhh.....1 billion fans
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>>3185467
Finemo said in Ireland they sell dream glimmers at the daily shop
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>>3185457
How is she going to kill trainers again? By not showing up?
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>>3185476
>we'll just get her in one spark, it'll be fine probably
>(It won't be fine)
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>>3185457
I expect the crash out to be utterly amazing
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>>3185457
I have 4 sparks and 3 uncap crystals saved up. You can't brick me, Jack
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>>3185433
>spook me to 4 stars
About time
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>>3185483
I am Fine
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>>3185464
ah yes let me just push up to third place and then DIE thank you digi, she doesn't even have daring strike by the way
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=KuQtXq2lPETIcDp_gKyUdHyE
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>>3185482
Imagine a situation where you go twice to pity and you don't get a single copy. So it didn't happen in 400 rolls, surely you can get two more copies in the next 200?
But then she doesn't come. You got her to 2LB in 600 rolls, which set you back around 60-70K, depending on how many tickets you had saved up. You'll now need to use two uncap gems to get her to MLB or keep rolling.
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>>3185491
>why do living with your parents bad again
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>>3185445
Highlander gamba kinda clutch sometimes
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oh somebody is running rooms
well here's another, I just want to see how terribly my terrible horses will do
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>>3185491
The idea is it showcases your lack of independence.

>>3185490
Ah.
Well, good news is that I have 1000 pulls for her.
I have 466 for El, it's so unbelievably over...
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>>3185495
It's good to have extra saved up, but even if you DO have enough for one or two more sparks, it's the idea of how much are you willing to go over budget when you're already over the expected amount you planned to spend. And for some people, they don't have the extra funds...hence why she may take a few trainers out back, Ol yeller style so to speak
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I don't know why but all my training for this CM have been really bad
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https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=HD5tdelGLeeK48KEAoH5xPiw
surprising, fourth place
alright good enough for B finals, have fun with the dirtslop
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>>3185489
dang lost the duel to that haru by quite a bitt
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=6ghcMlz4_2FFOO1wTH9X_4sb
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>>3185502
I had two mild hypes yesterday I had to glue
had to glue 3 more runs today for different reasons
yeah training dirters sucks
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Just made a chinese Oguri
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>>3185509
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>>3185494
Holy shit that looks like me
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>>3185514
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>>3185509
did you plan to pick up groundwork from the start or did the carrot just crunch that way
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>>3185513
Holy shit that looks like me
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Remember to do your carnival races!
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>>3185516
It just sort of happened. I don't even know whether it actually does anything, especially with uma stan.
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>>3185517
I wish man
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>>>/vg/587564282
is this true?
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>>3185522
Yeah
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>>3185517
中 華 民 國 總 統
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>>3185505
i really need a plan for what happens when i fail tracen cheer + sharp, ran out of SP so couldn't buy pump even
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=FIF3PibHLfwm_1KecIg07X35
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>>3185502
>failed a 5%
I am not feeling training for this CM
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>>3185522
Don't care, we have a good thing going on.
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Why does Light Hello hate Bamboo? The past 5 runs have had 0-1 bonus tokens in junior year.
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>>3185518
Better yet, remember that there's a carnival STORE to spend your carnival points, it's not completely obvious.
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>>3185519
im not sure either, pdm breaking is more of a pace chaser thing. she might go too far forward and brick tracen cheer in backliner heavy lobbies, something like that happened to me with uma stan+daring strike in the last mile cm.
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>>3185532
I feel like it is pretty obvious but fair play. You do have more time to spend your carnival points though.
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>>3185532
I sure hope no one is dumb enough to brick themselves like that.
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>>3185522
I'm pretty sure /uma/ existed before global for JP players. Then global released and global players took over /uma/. JP players had to make /umaJP/. They also don't have good posts /umaJP/ and I doubt they had good posts before global.
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>>3185522
mostly
before global released it was just /uma/
after global happened they were basically pushed out of their own thread and didn't really have much choice but to make their own thread with blackjack and hookers.
also a lot of the people who came from /v/ were genuinely clueless newfags discovering it for the first time, a lot of the native /vg/ folks were people who at least played JP a little bit, and people who were familiar with the game for longer, or were other cygames general users like retired GBF players from /gbfg/ and such.
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>>3185328
Personally I really prefer Hai no Memoire more, but Uma Samba is truly great.
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>>3185529
I shat out three semi decent aces chucked them in on public lobby, was met with FOUR debuffers and that completely killed my motivation for this dirtslop again. GL being trash doesn’t help.
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>>3185527
Swap pump for budding blossom and try to grab spurt over leap forward since leap forward has a 5th and below position requirement and more often than not your end will lose because of pushing up too far
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>>3185541
yeah /uma/ jp always kinda sucked, now they post in the global thread and annoy the schizos there because their general is dead now
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>>3185527
closer than it had any right being, let's say 3 more?
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=25My_Tg9lezsLJBxWXM2OuFR
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>>3185553
I will never understand how that SS Taiki with 1400 speed and less than 1000 speed/wit can keep up with the rest so often
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>>3185547
oh here's the digi in question, i own neither nishino nor Cheer Halo, the best i have is Nishino as a GP on a spechud parent designed for pace chasers
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>>3185543
so did /v/ma clone itself from /uma/ or did we just exist independently?
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>>3185522
That board is just cursed. Everything good in there is destined to shit. /uma/ itself used to be better back in launch.
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>>3185553
Jesus christ.
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>>3185559
We existed independently, though I can imagine there was definite overlap.
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>>3185560
It’s like your hometown… you may have been born there but you’re never meant to stay there
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>>3185559
Was never a split. This is a video game, so naturally it got popular and talked about on the video games board. But since the jannies hate anything other than twitter posts, coombait, off topic shitposts, and random flamewars, they got FURIOUS and started banning the video game on sight on the video game board.
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>>3185540
>>3185532
see
>>3184928

I've done it before, in fact for the first two days of the carnival I forgot there was a store even though I've already done this shitty event before. You get preoccupied on doing the races themselves to get the star pieces and other things and don't even think about the points
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>>3185564
>you’re never meant to stay there
Saying this in the midst of non-American hours is fucking hilarious anon.
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>>3185536
Let's find out.

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>>3185567
I will make Americans out of y’all yet
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>>3185559
It got super popular on /v/ pretty organically, most of us started at tourists who just wanted to check what the hype was about.
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>>3185561
>dominator slop
Yikes indeed
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>>3185571
This game will never recover from Goldshit’s terrorism.
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>>3185569
>y'all
Filthy west coaster, get off of my east coast board reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>3185568
Wasn't planning on joining any more roomas but if one of my biggest rivals is hosting...
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>>3185553
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=8u1b9XYvT4McJAPzlNWMEatL
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>>3185561
yea my early atttempts are always like that, 0-5% team win rate, then they get a lot better
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>>3185573
I am from the east coast..
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>>3185576
Then use youse like a civilized person :P
Don't worry, it's all in good fun.
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>>3185568
Not looking good!

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>>3185577
I’m the guy who posts Philly mentioned to you
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>>3185569
I have been conditioned to think people who use ‘y’all’ are retarded.
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there will be a day when /v/ jannies let people make uma image dump threads on /v/ (see Blue Archive /v/ thread) and nu-/v/ma and /vm/a fight to see who is the real /v/ma
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>>3185557
No daring strike? I would prioritize borrowing that over razor sharp steps. Make a spe with nishino as the GP and borrow a king halo, then try to luckshit BB and spurt from inspirations. At best you'll go tracen cheer>spurt>shooting star>any extra accels and at worst youll go blossom>spurt>shooting star>any extra accels. also always get mile S and 1100+ power because there's an uphill that will kill all of your momentum at the final corner of the track if you don't have enough power to mog others
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my debuffers aren't finishing Shichi's card and skipping out on Keen Eye. what the fuck.
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>>3185581
That's not /BEE/ma, that's /peepee/ma
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Cope status?
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it's like quite literally impossible for a backliner to win a lobby with a runaway in it
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>>3185574
Your Falcon has been invaluable for my reseach. I glued 17 Suzuka runs last night trying to improve my current Suzuka.
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>>3185584
zero of my event chains are finishing, join the club
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>>3185580
I mean everyone in the military tends to use that word, but at the same time a lot of southerners enlist
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>>3185590
>join the club
no thanks i'm already in one
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>>3185592
yeah well my danchou could beat up your danchou
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>>3185581
Taking into account how the current /v/ thread is mostly an image dump. Its already happening. We are basically the Byzantines after rome fell
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>>3185575
aight last one
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=IaRLbK015_kQTRruUUCA_mpE
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>>3185592
but this club has free nachos
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>>3185595
b-but I am danchou...
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>>3185578
Ni hao

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>>3185583
>No daring strike
you see, there's a thing called
>MY FUCKING CHAIN EVENT DIDN'T FINISH
here's the deck i've been running
that Spechud that I have as the GP rn is the spechud with BB as a parent
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>>3185597
I am unsure how she keeps winning she's not even good
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What is Odysseus doing
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>>3185603
Two debuffers
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>>3185603
have you tried removing the 2 debuffers?
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>>3185605
piss cup 2 testing it seems, i hope he passes
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>>3185591
Our military is a bit of an anti-poverty scheme for the south. I'm completely unsurprised.
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>>3185607
No? Why would I?
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>>3185605
ever read The Odyssey?
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>>3185603
>2doms
>How does she win?!
Gee I wonder
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>>3185601
The raped.

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>>3185612
then don't ask retarded questions
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>>3185603
anon i have a ug2 1400 speed oguri that wins because i have two doms
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>>3185597
and well that's it, thanks for joining everyone, this has been room matches with a
>2.6k SP Digi
>0* stam taiki
>CM17 Oguri
I will be back tomorrow with hopefully better umas
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=R2JjQvQUy_aqE-lPQn118qbe
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>>3185615
DirtKINO

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>>3185616
>>3185614
>>3185606
>>3185607
Keep crying as I win yet another dirtslop plat
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>>3185622
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>>3185622
Fucking CHAD I respect you
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I think prince anon might be ESL
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>>3185626
What gives you that impression?
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>>3185626
what being wrongs of ESL?
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>>3185626
what did he did
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>>3185622
Holy shit she's that stacked?
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>>3185621
Good race.

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Kawakami is an ugly mutt it’s no surprise her one trainer is a nigger.
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>>3185599
You can tell everyone in this thread is 30+ because this is an extremely 2009 post
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>>3185632
You're the only nigger crab-kun
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>>3185630
You're just now realizing? She has some of the biggest tits in the game
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>>3185627
NTA but
>Wonders why his ugly mutt wife is winning
>Anons say it’s because of the debuffers
>Somehow interprets this as crying
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I AM SO TIRED OF MUTATING NEIGHAS
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>>3185633
>one guy makes an oldhead post
>YOU'RE ALL OLD
actually half the thread is admittedly zoomers, some really fucking young. Other half is buumas.
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>>3185631
The BEAST takes it.

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>>3185637
Just 2dom it anon nobody cares
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>>3185635
I dont have kawacutie tho ive always liked her due to her connection to kingu. Sadly she hasn't spooked me yet
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>>3185633
No there are people in here who genuinely find Helios funny.
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>>3185637
>mutating for dirtslop mileslop debufferslop to get farted on by two debuffers that took 20 minutes to make
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>>3185636
>>3185632
Why so angry?
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>>3185633
the og election tourists are turning 30
the real oldfags are 40+
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>>3185645
I’m not angry I just think she is by far the ugliest Uma in the game.
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>just use debuffslop
sovlless ass neighas who should be ashamed of themselves
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>>3185643
Both can be true though...

>>3185636
Ah, I mean I would've made the same mistake sleep deprived so I didn't think much of it, but fair enough.
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>>3185644
I refuse to let dober be defeated. She WILL continue the streaks in CMs or I will leave ASTER and kill myself, if I dont who will?
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>>3185643
I'm 32 and I find Helios funny
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>>3185648
ugly is one thing, but UGLIEST?
No way you find Biko Pegasus more attractive, or even Windy for that matter
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>>3185639
Kneel.

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>>3185654
Windy is cute, Biko isn’t anything special but she’s cuter than Kawakami.
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>>3185652
I'm 54 and I find Helios sexy
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SEAhours coming early tonight I see
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Double debuffs is unironically soul if you're oshigaming
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>>3185656
Moids have no taste...
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>>3185657
Finding the younger more fertile women sexy is just a normal part of the male brain.
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>>3185655
Faaaal-cooooo

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>>3185659
>the oshis in question:
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I do not kiss ugly girls.
I have kissed Kawakami many times.
Therefore Kawakami is not ugly.
QED.
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>>3185658
Not today, we've had GREAT threads and we are not fucking it up
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>>3185654
seafags only like basic blondies and the long, dark haired romance manga heroine types
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>>3185665
BWO....this is so so/vg/lful
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>>3185665
KINO AND SOUL
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>>3185659
Don't speak to me if your aces have natural dirt or mile A
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DAMN IT TAIKI, GIVE ME YOUR SHOES ALREADY
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>>3185665
obligatory
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>>3185666
Holy wit training satan
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>>3185673
Kek
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>>3185661
Brother there’s a reason there is one single guy in here who gives a shit about Kawakami. She won’t even gain some tourists with her alt because it’s somehow even uglier than the original. If she ever gets a bikini Cyjews will probably put her in a fucking burqa they love making her less appealing, she’s clearly the office punching bag.
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I will only believe someone oshis Oguri if they post their Oguri merch shrine
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>>3185664
Good race. One more!

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So why is Teio's evolved good but lane legerdemain bad? Is the added velocity really that good?
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>>3185676
I give a shit, I'm just too shit to actually do anything in this game so I'm off winning with F2P Air Groove instead.
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>>3185678
You fuckers are joining way too fast! I cant join
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I'm not even >that one guy
I've run her multiple times, I like princess, lots of people like princess.
not reading your paragraph of seethe, you're a FAGGOT
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>>3185676
Why's this man so mad at kawacutie
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Kawabroken...
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Pearl is the ugliest.
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>>3185683
what the hell is going on with their armpit and boob flab?
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Name an uma uglier than Suzuka

protip: you can't
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>>3185680
Lane Legerdemain is bad because
1. It's late race only
2. It's random in the late race
3. It draws your uma specifically towards the inner rail, like how DD pulls you away while PP drags you in, or vice versa I forget because I never use fronts, but it doesn't only improve the speed of lane switching. Theoretically, in an ideal situation, it procs at a good time and your uma won't swing wide during the final turn and lose time off of that. In practice, your uma will run towards the inner rail, block herself behind another uma and lose because of it more often than not.
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Bait used to be believable
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>FINALLY get Dirt A. In first inspiration even.
>Can only afford 2 songs before second concert.
>Skill Pt +2 song didn't show up.
Man
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Its crazy to me that golden groundwork is so powerful it never gets printed on a card again
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>>3185678
Wuv you both.
Thanks for joining. I'll go back to the Suzuka mines for a few days. Hopefully Kitasan will finish her event chain...
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>>3185692
god DAMN that is a high quality webm
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Kawakami Princess is cute.
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>>3185695
Took the debuffers out btw because as usual people overvalue them every CM
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>>3185690
I see I've read somewhere that it has a hidden increase velocity so it's just bad
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>>3185692
Does anyone have the one webm of her running while her titties flop around, that shit is INSANE.
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>>3185689
Shakur
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NOT A SINGLE
RAINBOW WITH 65% TE
WHY IS THIS SHIT SO CONSISTENT
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>>3185699
That's sorta how DD and PP work so that makes sense. So I guess it could technically work on a front as a bootleg Homestretch Haste, but they're much less prone to wide swings during the final corner so it'd still suck on them too.
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>>3185690
>It draws your uma specifically towards the inner rail
It doesn't do this.

I put it on my Hayahide for the last long CM and sims predicted it boosted my win rate. At least for long, it can trigger on the final corner when the umas spread out.
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>>3185698
>because as usual people overvalue them every CM
They're not overvalued, if anything they're undervalued. Many people don't realize just how busted debuffers are. It's not like we don't have multiple CMs worth of data backing this up.
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>>3185701
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>>3185695
Thank you for hosting. My only concern is how inconsistent their ults are but at the same time fuck it idc
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>>3185681
>I give a shit
>I don’t use her though!
Comedy, at least the debuffnigger actually cares about the ugly bitch you are just saying it to try and disagree.
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just faced an anon in public rooms...
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>>3185705
>I wish Grand Live was more consistent
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>>3185701
Gee if you wanted more Shakur to be posted all you had to do was ask
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>>3185707
It does hit late race, so for longs I can see the idea of it working. But when I used in a mile on Taishin, when it proc'd she always ran toward the inner rail. And she would get blocked and lose, so I had to remake one without that skill because it was killing her.
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>>3185707 (Me)
>>3185690
And PP/ISW don't do that either.
They improve your lane movement speed, but whatever "drags" you in is just the normal lane changing rules that have nothing to do with the skill.
DD has an extra effect that specifies a lane to move to that DD/ISW/LL don't have.
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>>3185711
>I don't use her though!
I actually can't use her... I don't have her.
As soon as she spooks me, I'm using her where I can.
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>>3185699
>I see I've read somewhere that it has a hidden increase velocity so it's just bad
changing lanes does increase your velocity, it's on the doc. the problem is, the skill itself doesn't force your uma to change lanes
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How much stamina do I need for an end closer? Considering there are stamina debuffers.
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>>3185716
I have no idea how the rules work then, because I have no idea why you would be on the outside, completely free of obstructions, then you proc a skill and decide that you wanna get behind another uma on the absolute other end of the track and block yourself. It makes absolutely no sense.
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My favorite uma is Air
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>>3185721
The end of this sentence definitely can't be Messiah because nobody's favorite Uma is Air Messiah.
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>>3185714
Reprompt this but put her in a skirt.
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>>3185719
600 for everyone you want the slight speed bonus, you dont wanna lose by a neck right?
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>>3185725
Is 600 stamina no recovery fine? 600 stam and 600 guts
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>>3185727
Yuh
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>>3185721
for me it's Matikane
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>>3185730
Got it!
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wait if Fujin and Ryan are in lesbians then how was babby formed
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>>3185717
>Gave so much of a shit I didn’t even plan for her!
Yeah sure bro, you can stop RPing as someone who cares about the ugly thing whenever you feel like it.
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Poor Urara anon gaslighted by a debuffer
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>>3185727
Most of the time survived with very low stamina. Might died in front of finish line but should not matter much.
Other position need a bit more.
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>>3185737
This card was a mainstay in my deck during the MANT era.
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Latebros...how is it looking for us?
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>>3185743
I won like 5 rooms tonight so I'd say it's looking pretty good!
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>>3185722
I won't lie, what they did to her was criminal. I cannot comprehend what sort of angle they were going for in terms of appeal. I won't strictly say she's ugly because you could put her in a bikini and she'd look okay enough but I simply don't understand the thought process behind her design.
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>>3185727
This died to a debuff lobby according to the green whore.
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>>3185747
>Pace
Of fucking course.
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>>3185741
>>3185747
I can probably get one recovery but will have to sacrifice one velo skill. Maybe I should just to be sure
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question
how can i meet the condition for razor sharp steps but fail the one for louder tracen cheer? isn't razor sharp steps just a stricter louder tracen cheer?
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>>3185750
Both digitans here got one stamina green. You do the math
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=F4q5wUKiJSly-bg5ONBDO6h3
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>>3185742
>Didn’t even MLB the welfare Kawakami
Damn you sure showed me.
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>>3185756
>you do the math
or let hakuraku do it for you
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>>3185720
I can't argue or explain what happened without a replay.
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>>3185755
You overshoot 6th position on first half.
This also made me question if uma stan is worth it. Quite easy to cuck yourself from cheer with it
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>he's still going
I can't imagine being this mad over any Uma let alone one with such a cute, smoochable forehead
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>>3185755
Razor Sharp Steps actually has a slightly more lenient positioning requirement compared to Cheer. You can be 5th or lower, while with Cheer it has to be 6th or lower.
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>>3185762
>You overshoot 6th position on first half
ohhhhh but Razor sharp is overshooting 5th innit?
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>>3185756
I think they didn't get debuffed. I'm thinking of a scenario where a debuffer might spawn
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>>3185764
I love how huge her hair vents are
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>>3185765
>>3185766
It’s actually crazy Cheer’s is so strict when it’s on a Late. Almost guaranteed to overshoot if you build a strong late. Just asking to get cucked if you don’t run it as an End.
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>>3185766
Cheer is first half >=6. Sharp steps is first 2/3 >=5.
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>>3185764
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>>3185773
I made end 2 debuffers after watching some sloptubers
A few room with full debuffers made me scrap that plan. You got push pass 6th position instantly in that kind of room.
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>>3185764
You wanna see a REAL forehead?
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>>3185783
Delete this
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any F1 enjoyers here?
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2120743641266168114
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>>3185783
peeled carrot
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>>3185778
it's weird that I, as a man, keep kissing her forehead with lipstick on...
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>>3185786
WE CAN GO FURTHER
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>>3185792
You've been banned from the state of oy neigh
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>>3185792
Suzuka with the glow up! good for her
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>>3185792
DANCHOU DO SOMETHING
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>>3185792
Send the ICRM (intercontinental runaway missile) NOW
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>>3185791
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>>3185789
Oh shit this is cool
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/v/, what games did you play on your 3DS?
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>>3185799
Always found it so hard to take this cunt seriously as a gangster in Boardwalk Empire.
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>>3185802
the GOAT
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>>3185802
>having a 3DS
I only had a PS2, a Wii, and a PS4
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>>3185808
Close but here's the true 3DS GOAT
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>>3185806
Lol, Boardwalk Empire is great but I know what you mean. Really it's his character in the sopranos that's hard to take seriously, it's kinda poorly handled compared to many of the other arcs.

But when you grow up on seeing Buscemi in these adam sandler movies where he's kissing lunch ladies and is a literal crazy bum in some cases, it can be hard to shake that.

Haven't seen Reservoir Dogs yet but he seems quite good in that movie.
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>>3185810
so you got to play all the classics
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>>3185816
kek these are great
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>>3185802
Etriam
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>>3185816
If you can't name all the games that are being referenced you shouldn't be allowed to post in /v/
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It's criminal that the only spinoff we'll seemingly ever get is a collection of FOUR minigames in pixelshit style. Don't get me wrong, it's neat, I like the pixelart, presentation, and there's a decent amount of fan service but there's so much more they could do with spinoffs period.
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>>3185690
LL is bad because you're dumping sp on a gold for negligible gains. .035 lane movement is not that much of an increase and you're better off grabbing more midrace or late race to make the most out of GwtF/FM/MM .025 lane movement increase
>In practice, your uma will run towards the inner rail, block herself behind another uma and lose because of it more often than not.
This never happens and will never happen with lane movement skills. The process of lane changing is: Uma stops accelerating>uma locks speed to move to the side lane>uma unlocks speed to accelerate again. Lane movement skills make that process faster but of course your own stats matter too(power/wit)
t.lane movement shill
use practice rooms more
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>>3185824
i'm younger than the PS3...
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>>3185824
Is Boku no Natsuyasumi all that known outside of Japan? I don’t pay attention really.
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>>3185824
The only one I dont recognize is the middle one
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>>3185824
That's fine cuz we're not on /v/ anymore + I'm not a snoy
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>>3185813
Oh it was a good show, but yeah at some point it’s just hard not to see the dumber shit Buscemi has done. I’ve always meant to watch the Sopranos but never got around to it…
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>>3185835
>spoiler
You definitely should, there's even an entire part of the show dedicated to Tony buying a horse
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>>3185816
>Boku no Natsuyasumi
>Pawapuro
>Lain
>Boku no Natsuyasumi 2
>idk
>Beatmania
>Steins;Gate,
>Trails in the Sky
>Idk i thought it was FFX but it isn't.
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>>3185828
forgot to mention guts too, guts matters a lot
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>>3185693
>Got Dirt S in second inspo
>Finished with the most embarrassing stat lowroll since day 1 of Our Big Dump.
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>>3185841
I got an SS earlier
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>>3185842
i got 3 SSes today on ace attempts...
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>>3185842
I'm Ssorry to hear that
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>>3185839
Bottom right is planetarian. No idea on the middle one tho
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>>3185844
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One loop a day keeps the danchou away
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>>3185802
Pokemon, Diner Dash, Mario Kart, Cooking Mama, Drawn to Life, ACNL
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>do hakuraku testing
>my 3 aces against strong teams
>losing hard and low win chances
>swap out my 2 aces with others' debuffers
>win rate jumps exponentially
This shit is so disgusting and dishonest as fuck. Legit the main reason I can't enjoy the horse racing aspect of this game.
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>>3185825
Party Dash should've had more content, absolutely. You can tell it's like Cygames both wanted a cheap and quick product to go alongside the anime, whilst also not understanding the legitimate game market. As for picrel, I know a fighting game is sadly not ever going to be considered, the horse owners probably wouldn't want their horses beating the crap out of each other.

Maybe a proper racing game sometime in the far future, but I think Cygames is content remaining still on the series media landscape of manga, shows, music and the gacha. I would definitely love a fighter though.
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>>3185802
Kid icarus uprising, Shitton of FE, smash, ace combat ass horizon legacy, the zeldas but not MM, the marios, the pokemans, shin megami tensei 4 but never got around to 4A or SJR or the devil survivors, stella glow but never finished it, gunvolt, VLR, bravely default which I also never finished, and some other bullshit like the cardfight vanguard games
>the 3ds is 15 years old
>the 3ds was hacked 11 years ago
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>>3185839
>>3185845
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>>3185852
We are the most fraudulent horse racing fans on the web..
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Sometimes o have to refresh the friend support card list like five whole times to find the one guy with the borrow I want, there are even times where it will tell me I have no cards of that type to borrow on my friends list all while showing me trash 0LB SR cards. How do casuals so filthy they don’t use a third party site to find borrows manage with this trash system? JP seems to have fixed it at some point.
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>>3185852
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>>3185852
We are so fucking stupid
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>>3185824
I will depart now. Take care, and thanks for all the shitposts.

>>3185802
Mario Kart, Pokemon, Tomodachi Life... yeah I think that's about it. I honestly didn't use my 3DS that much.
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>>3185854
>>3185858
I once made a thread on /v/ with winning post and I didn’t get a single bite, not even the schizo came. Says a lot.
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>>3185850
I just find it sad that fangames are popping up and they're using the Party Dash sprites and it's like...come on man. The demand is there. What do you mean the owners won't approve of comic violence? They're literally doing all sorts of cartoon violence in the middle of the race
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>>3185852
We NEED to get hanged by our balls how are we this fraudulent
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>>3185849
IRL horse racing also has debuffers with the pacemaker tactics
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>>3185860
If I saw a Winning Post thread I'd assume someone was actually trying to discuss the game and wouldn't have anything meaningful to add.
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T-thanks.
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>>3185856
It makes me increasingly angry each time I have to refresh just to find my borrow card. What were they THINKING
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>>3185860
Sorry anon I didn't see it. I was too busy trying to win English Derby with my homebred horses.
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>>3185849
Don't think cafe would say ew tho
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>>3185866
I tell her to fuck off when she comes too late.
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>>3184990
Fujin mind virus taking over
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>>3185852
idk why i thought it was petz horses 2
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>>3185861
It's gacha related animations, possibly even assisted by their owners during development. And it's as said, cartoon violence. Unless they want every uma to not get hurt. Uma is definitely in the zone for a melty type doujin fighter though, due to its limited scope of licensing compared to it's massive fanbase. Those fan animations are twitter definitely made it look fun.
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>>3185871
I did that when she didn't show up till senior year, then glued the run shortly after a failed training
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>>3185874
Why didn't he simply parry the kick and punish?
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>>3185802
Mario Kart. I'm more of DS, and rarely touched my 3DS
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>>3185850
>the horse owners probably wouldn't want their horses beating the crap out of each other
all those scenes of umas getting woodchips and shit in their eyes in the anime are way more brutal than whatever a fighting game would conjure up.
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>>3185876
looks like a hit grab super, it was over for Trainer when he forgot to block the first hit.
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>>3185874
It just feels lazy that CyGames is doing nothing with this property beyond an anime. I'm not a huge gachafag but Granblue got a fighting game and an action game and that was also CyGames. Maybe it really is just the headache of dealing with owners but if they did it for a small time party game I dont know why they cant expand to something else. Doesnt have to be a fighting game
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Grinding aces on Grand Live is suffering.
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>>3185881
>Granblue got a fighting game
and it's pretty good!
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>>3185810
I had all the handheld and consoles but legit until PS4 but I don't remember 3DS games at all.
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holy shit Teao is gonna be at the arima this year
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>>3185878
>that one scene where mcqueen keeps destroying golshi's spine with her insanely heavy cleats
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>>3185881
The fact there's no official racing game is absurd. Especially because it would be an attempt at a foot racing game versus the traditional vehicle racer.

https://youtu.be/TjefYsbtwTI?si=1q2iDFJufZgrCA34
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>>3185891
Imagine sonic R...but good!
I kinda like Sonic R
https://youtu.be/dgJWZiBt6_w
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>>3185888
surely gorushi's owners feel some form of catharsis from that.
Not to mention, mere cleats are too weak to hurt her.
She's a God, how can you hurt a God?
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>>3185884
WE ARE ALMOST DONE BRO
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>>3185850
I think it's funny how people want a Uma fighting game, and on the other hand the party game was made by Arc System Works somehow
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Is horseradish called umaradish?
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>>3185897
Sonic R had a ton of potential and was bottlenecked by Sega's existence...

>>3185898
You pit her against a mother!
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>>3185906
>What is a mere god to a mommy? I never stood a chance...
how could I forget...
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Threadly remind you that Rickey lie about her height
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>>3185911
>Akebono slouches to be slightly closer to eye level
Problem solved.
Nishino Flower and Seiun Sky are depicted at roughly the same size in cutscenes.
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>>3185903
>i think it's funny how people want a Uma fighting game
Alright anon, what roster would you ship out for an uma fighting game? 25 characters, 1v1.
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>>3185905
Supposedly the name comes from the word horse at the time being used for things that were coarse.
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>>3185911
What is it with dirters and lying
>Rickey lies about her height
>Hokko lies about her three sizes
>Acute lies about her age
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>>3185919
what does falco lie about
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>>3185913
Kinda SUCKS that a slot has to go to spe
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>>3185920
having fans
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>>3185920
Her feelings
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>Cyjews get someone to make a fighting game
>Daring Tact is playable
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>>3185920
Her desires
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>>3185920
Falco in her career blatantly lies about being platonic with you. Its kinda sad I feel bad for her
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>>3185924 >>3185926 >>3185929
These guys got to it first.

>>3185923
T'was going to joke about this...

>>3185920
Her actual power.
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>>3185911
They usually make the shorter character float a foot off the ground. In lobby conversations they can't because you can zoom out and see their feet.
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>>3185933
Holy MOGGED
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SHINKO WINDY STOCKS ARE SKYROCKETING
BUY BUY BUY
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>>3185891
What did she mean by this?
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>>3185898
What a grand and intoxicating innocence
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>can't afford to do any more cheeky pulls
>remember I can buy trainee tickets from cleat shop since I got a dupe creek from the freebee voucher and I already have MLB creek
>gold door
>it's actually the focus and not a piece of shit off focus banner unit I already have already been spooked by 3 times
Name a better feeling
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>>3185948
Touching prez's fuzzy ears.
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>>3185941
KEK
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>>3185911
>chinks are filthy liars
more news at 11
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>>3185913
>Spe
>Teio
>Kitasan
>Oguri
>Pocket
>NTR
>Laurel
>Almond Fraud
>Golshi
>Yanko
>El
>Grass
>Rice
>Rudolf
>Taiki
>Seiun
>Suzuka
>Tachyon
>Daiwa
>Dia
>Brian
>Tama
>Opera
>McQueen
>Urara
Here is your day 1 roster bro
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>>3185920
being a woman
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>>3185887
>American
But Teao is Chilean
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CULTURAL
I'm actually not super jazzed about this because it drastically increases the odds that my dad and horse girl stepmom ask me if I know what umamusume is since they watch F1
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>>3185913
Agnes Tachyon
Durandal
Eishin Flash
Gentildonna
Gold Ship
Grass Wonder
Jungle Pocket
Kawakami Princess
King Halo
Kitasan Black
Manhattan Café
Narita Brian
Oguri Cap
Rice Shower
Shinko Windy
Silence Suzuka
Special Week
Still in Love
Sweep Tosho
Symboli Rudolf
T.M Opera O
Tamamo Cross
Tanino Gimlet
Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi
Yaeno Muteki

Then you include a secret playable character for the scenario of the game, make it the secret lost 4th goddess who wants to be remember, so they hold a race fight tournament. I mixed in some JP ones that I relatively know, but if it was made, it's probably adhere more to only global characters, such as all of Spica for example.
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>>3185897
https://youtu.be/V9XYsm3c28U
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>>3185958
>All this golden generation shilling but king isn't even in
Name a single reason I shouldn't rip your head off
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>>3185958
>no Super-Seed san
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>>3185969
>Adding shinko windy over EL CONDOR PASA
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>>3185913
There is a web game using the Party Dash sprites https://umaversus.lol/
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>>3185984
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>there's a fucking umamusume inspired TTRPG
Oh good lord
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>>3185897
>>3185972

What uma best represents CITY ESCAPE : ACT2 - ESCAPE FROM THE CITY - Blue Blur RMX?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQkXaJySAEA
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>>3185984
Its vibe coded and the roster is hot ass. At least it has rollback...
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>2 /v/ma threads on /v/ made it to bump limit in the past week
/v/ma won?
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>>3185993
big if true
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>>3185913
Obligatory anime heroes
>Oguri Cap
>Tokai Teio
>Kitasan Black
>Special Week
>Jungle Pocket

Obligatory anime heroes partners
>Tamamo Cross
>Mejiro McQueen
>Satono Diamond
>Silence Suzuka
>Agnes Tachyon

More Golden Generation reps. The others are trickled out as DLC
>El Condor Pasa
>Grass Wonder

More Spica
>Gold Ship
>Vodka
>Daiwa Scarlet
>Silence Suzuka

Some glazed umas
>Narita Brian
>Symboli Rudolf

Umas that suit the genre
>Kawakami Princess
>Mejiro Ryan
>Hishi Akebono
>Biko Pegasus
>Yaeno Muteki

Running out of slots and I haven't considered unreleased global trainees
>Tanino Gimlet
>Symboli Kris S

Season one DLC
>Biwa Hayahide
>Narita Taishin
>Winning Ticket
>Seiun Sky
>T.M. Opera O
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>>3185990
Bakushin, Calstone, Helios, Twin Turbo all give me sonic vibes
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>>3185981
Windy is the designated Blanka clone, obviously.
Not including King Halo is indefensible though, she's the designated Karin clone, rich white girl sweep and everything.
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>>3185993
mayhaps the rapedape is too busy getting into arguments on twatter to micromanage /v/
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>>3186001
She's 9th on the list, below Kawakami
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wtf britain
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Windy!
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TM Opera O and she has an install mechanic where she laughs after landing specific hits like Bryan Fury.
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>>3186004
well I'm not on beer number 6 for nothing.
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>>3186012
Beowulf Skullgirls, but instead of crowd hype for stronger grabs, she hypes herself up, where at max hype she starts glowing golden and remains powered up.
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>>3185999
Too much gen 1. Where are the mares?
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>>3185989
Do we have any TTRPG fags in here? I wanna know how good this ruleset looks...
https://laelapsgames.itch.io/umarpg
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>>3186015
You'll get more newmas as DLC after anime season 4.
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The list just keeps growing every week
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>>3185993
I wish we could return to /v/
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Fighting games are weird because I have 1700 elo in tekken, which according to the website is like top 15%, but I'm so unfathomably dogshit.
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>>3186020
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>>3186017
>Season 4
But the list doesn't even have many season 3 characters like Duramente or Cheval Grand, and how do you make a fighting game without Gentildonna?
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>>3186022
It was a nice thread, a mix of gameplay, funposting, and slutposting. We're so uptight to not become like the other board, and for good reason, but fuck man sometimes I just want to see and post some titties.
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>>3186031
I don't know man, stop asking me.
I don't watch anime or read MTL JP stories.
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>>3186032
>noooooo the other board like tits we can't post that. we love sucking dick fuck the other board. they like pussy well I like getting fucked in the ass by huge cocks. Take that /vg/ /v/ma won /v/ma won /v/ma won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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/v/ma told me Urara gut was good for 3 years, and I can't remember the last time I use it
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>>3186022
I'm posting tiddies there
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>>3186020
I'm not seeing anything so whatever you're seeing I've probably already filtered
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>>3186038
It got used in MANT if you were gutsmaxxing, but also you're about to use it a lot in GM plus or minus some of the other welfares
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>>3185993
Quality wise, im very surprised how shit our old homeland has become in terms of actually talking about the game. But its nice to mantain some board presence to get recruits.
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>>3186038
She'll be back for GM.
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>>3186042
yea, we airdropped a unity-era neigha here earlier
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>>3186042
Because you are literally not allowed to talk about the game. If you veer too far from porn dump they delete it. That's the unofficial rule of /v/ and I wish I wasn't exaggerating. You gotta make janny cum if you wanna post.
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>>3186022
I don't, I don't have any rose tinted glasses for the old board
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>>3186042
why would you want recruits come here when /v/ is more like /vg/ now
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>>3186048
Because unfortunately we are always /v/tards. Any person can be uplifted into sapience with enough effort
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>>3186045
>Oguri OP
>thread survives
I think /v/ jannies have BBW fetish
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Why would you want recruits when we can just DIE!?!?
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>>3186032
Honestly, I dont think it was all that good. At least compared to the one's we have here (for example this one or the previous one) but I do agree neighas get too uptight about titties. Im glad most people are chilling out like when fujin came out, full of nanotits
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>>3185887
Japan cup status?
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>>3186053
/v/ is simply not a place for in depth discussion, advice or theory crafting anymore. It's for marketing our thread now
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>>3186051
>ignores literally the months of us getting more recruits from NOT going on expeditions than going there

i'm not anti-expedition but we get recruits just by being here and doing nothing. There have been many, many times where we've tried to make threads and they INSTANTLy get deleted and the person who made it gets banned. There are times where we have threads and find no one to recruit. There might be a handful more stragglers out there but not only is it insanely hard to recruit there, we literally just don't have to.

There were months on /v/ where we wouldn't get new recruits, and that was during Unity. I also feel like people need to be realistic about how player counts in games like this work. The game is also extremely punishing for new players so it's hard to imagine a bunch of people starting the game.

You wanna go recruit people on /v/ by all means do it so long as you don't get banned, but there's no reason to doompost about NOT doing it either.
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>>3186051
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>>3186051
might as well go recruit directly on /vg/ if you want those low quality posters here
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>Maruzensky's voice actress did Miorine in Gundam WfM
Am I just fucking deaf?
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>>3186061
KEK
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Wait... I missed out on a fun /v/ thread? :((((
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>>3186068
Fun is a buzzword but
>>>/v/751386453
It's...not the same desu, but it will do
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>>3186065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZRXxTm_79w
Have a Helios
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>>3186042
>im very surprised how shit our old homeland has become in terms of actually talking about the game
Are you? You guys keep saying this and how the board sucks and how there's no point going back or making threads because everyone who talked about Uma for the gameplay is here, then who do you think is left to talk about it?
Honestly. How is that thread surprising at all if none of the people you imagine to be quality posters are posting in it or even know it's there because they can't remember when the last time there was an Uma thread on the board that went past 20 posts so they're not looking for it?
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>>>/v/751386453
>I'm into gacha, so I decide to try it
People are "into gacha?" Isn't that just a form content delivery? Isn't that like saying "Yeah, I'm into DLC?" "I'm into expansion packs, so I decided to try StarCraft."
Are you anons into gacha?
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>>3186072
I guess for me its just I never imagined it being that way. Logically speaking, I know you're right. But I cannot imagine a /v/ uma thread that's mainly an image dump and secondaries you know what i mean?
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>>3186069
There was a lotta fun and nostalgia discussion damn I'm mad I wasn't there
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>>3186072
Firstly, we have two factions. The faction that wants to return to /v/ for various reasons is much smaller, but still present.
Also, it's one thing to rationally conclude this, but it's another to actually see it in action. Even people who understand these things consciously can still be shocked by the actual results.

>>3186074
Gacha is much closer to a mechanic than a form of content delivery, though you're technically not wrong in how weird that sentence sounds.
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>>3186075
Well thats kinda the reality. The cycle of evolution goes casual>secondary>hardcore. We cultivated a community and all moved over here. Then a new very small community of mostly casuals filled in the void in /v/ since most are here
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>>3186074
it's less about being into gacha specifically and more about not being vehemently opposed to gacha
a lot of people (many of which are in this thread, and now play uma musume as their one and only gacha) are vehemently opposed to gacha and would not try it if it were a gacha.
But if you're into gacha, then sure, give it a shot and maybe you like it.
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>>3186060
>we get recruits just by being here and doing nothing
Actually, I advertise my club on uma officical discord server
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>>3186071
>>3186065
Japanese VAs doing trope anime character voices. News at 11.

Look at condors voices.
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>>3186081
I wonder what that thread would look like if we weren't influencing it and keeping it alive
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>>3186084
Eh, there are some that simply have no range or just get stuck in putting on the same voice because it’s popular. Hayami Saori for an example of the later.
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>>3186087
It wouldn't, without babysitting from us threads on /v/ just die. Its mostly ecchi dumping and extremely casual talk about the franchise. The /v/ma of old in /v/ no longer exists and we must understand that
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Today is my fiance's birthday, danhcou. Sorry I can't play.
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>>3186092
>and extremely casual talk about the franchise
just how casual are we talking
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>>3186092
So we are essentially recolonizing our lands?
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Current /v/ Uma threads are basically what happens with D4C if you really think about it.
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>>3186091
Have no idea who that is but I think Tamas is a good example of what you said because a ton of hers are not-quite-loli gremlins
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>peek at /v/ thread
>literally just /vg/
hooray?
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>>3186075
That's what uma threads were like before global became popular. They are back to normal now, we were the abnormality
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GTA6 day will probably be a great day to do another expedittion
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>>3186099
Well just read it, casual talk like "did you know daiwas owner asked for her boobs to be bigger" or "dont lewd the horses bro the yakuza will get you"
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gao~
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>>3186109
>DID YOU KNOW IN UMAMUSUMAYYY
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>>3186104
Yeah....the passage of time has not been kind.
Still, this is our permanent settlement but the old lands might be fertile for colonization of outposts. Rope the casuals in and enlighten and christen them to the light of the crown of the queen of /v/ma.
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>>3186084
A good amount of VAs in both western and eastern you can pick out. Miyuki Sawashiro you can usually identify. Or Steve Blum.
Even others in Umamusume, you can hear Director Akikawa in Navi in the OoT remake (or the other way around if you want to be technical), or Symphogear's Maria in Orfevre. They aren't 1 to 1 but they are similar enough that you can make the bridge.
Something like Maruzensky to Miorine is a gigantic gap and I don't think I ever would have made the connection.
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Realistically, how do you get out of this situation?
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>>3186112
kick ponies out of tracen
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>>3186112
I see der/v/ian propaganda anytime I close my eyes. There are nishinos in my walls
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>>3186102
Kek, true. Although we don't annihilate if we come into contact
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>there will be /f1/ in /v/ma
All is goode, my fave things keep coming together
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>>3186103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd_Ti11vfIc
I’d be incredibly surprised if you haven’t heard her in something, she’s on the downswing now but she was quite popular in the late 2010s early 20s.
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>>3186117
>how do you get out of this situation
why would i want to get out of this situation
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>>3186063
I'm posting there too but I am usually here, adhering to "the rules".
In Rome, do what romans do. I enjoy not every conversationg being derailed by horny coomers talking about how much they want to coom. But I also wanna post some good stuff here and there. Balance in all things and shit
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>>3186117
You can't get out of being 5'4"
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>>3186117
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I think we should rape this guy >>3186128
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>>3186128
I think you should eat your vegetables
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>>3186117
Heil Hit-er, summon Umatler.
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I like going to /v/ too see some threads sometimes to get more casual but informative looks at what they're talking about, as sometimes fresh or non-jades takes can be interesting. It can be cathartic seeing what people say on /v/ compared to the opposite end of what tends to happen to gachas on /vg/. Sometimes people are just bad to the core no matter what though.

Was trying to help someone in a wow forever thread find alternative games to play when he asked. The way he responded made me think it was a bot though. Or really stupid 3rd worlder that didn't get it.
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>>3186125
I respect that, anyway post 1 or 2 more marus with fat tits
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>>3186128
Why would I move to /vg/ to recruit for my club? If I wanted more members that badly all I would have to do is accept any of the 20 guys who apply every month that I just ignore.
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>>3186125
I almost never even see this coombrained stuff on /vg/
unless you consider posts like this coombrained >>3186112 But those types of posts get posted here in every thread too
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>>3186117
You have to take the initiative if you don't want to get eaten
Like how bears will freak out if you stick your whole fist down their throat and grab something. No species has ever done that before, evolutionarily speaking, so they just panic.
This post was brought to you by the Daring Tact gang.
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>>3186112
She’s a bunny she should be saying ‘pyon~’
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>>3186135
Not that anon but I got this upgrade over maru
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>>3186136
I hate that we've probably missed out on a few anon recruits because they don't put /v/ or 4chan in their bio
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>>3186143
I got rejected from my current club a few times cuz of that lol, I just forgot.
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>>3186142
Doesn't fit brian
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>>3186138
Every time I've gone to /vg/, there's been porn.
I have no idea why the fuck this keeps happening, I know it's not the standard state of affairs for /uma/ nor /umajp/, but it happens none the less.
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>>3186134
There ARE a lot of bot posts in vee unfortunately
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>>3186144
same, my bio is for waving my fist at (thing that makes me angry)
Right now it's The Grand Concert
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>>3186074
Yeah I'm into chans, so I decided to try out the big 4
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>>3186146
>I know it's not the standard state of affairs
Man you dont have to lie about us
T. Tourist
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>>3186146
Stop posting porn then.
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>>3186102
>D4C
Deathcab 4 Cutie?
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This is where sex is manufactured
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>>3186153
>lie
I'm just trying to be polite and asserting something I should know better about...
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>>3186155
Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price
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>>3186129
Flash TANKS that sissy ningen blow
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>>3186146
it's just another one of their rituals.
Somebody posts some titties, like 10 people post shocked Tachyon faces, it gets deleted in 20 minutes, and they go about their day.
t. former /uma/ user
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>>3186146
Do you mean actual porn or lewds. Actual porn or ERPing is what I consider to be coombrained.
>is coffee good for you?
tier lewds get a pass for me. They are basically /v/ culture
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>>3186051
Aren't we just recruiting in /uma/ albeit not directly
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My bio is the nuclear launch code that flipped a certain switch on. I’ll never forget it.
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>>3186158
>Done for cheap
That's a game?
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>Base Haru Urara after getting hit with that dollar store dominator in my roomas
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>>3186161
The shit that would get catboxed here and we'd go apeshit over before it gets added to the OC archive's NSFW folder and we move on with our day.
So, /actual/ porn.
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>>3186152
SPE-CHAN!
SPE-CHAN THEY ARE GOING TO PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN!
SPE-CHANNNN!!!
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>>3186135
Sorry got distracted. She has too many good pics and I also prefer tasteful stuff so I was looking for balance
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>>3186161
Actual porn and some minor ERP every odd thread
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>>3186152
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>>3186165
There really are neighas crazy enough to run base haru?
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>>3186171
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>>3186172
>>3185016
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>>3186166
>>3186170
That barely ever happens or gets deleted instantly because it's a blue board.
The erping happens sometimes but it's very very rare
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>>3186171
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>>3186171
NYOOOOO
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I don’t give a shit about porn those neighas post videos of themselves cum tributing Uma and rarely fucking actual horses.
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>>3186175
>it's very very rare
Not when * is awake, anyway. I'm gonna stop talking about my main board, I dont wanna be an unwelcome guest.
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>>3186182
Fair nuff
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With how much hornyposting we are posting, current /vm/a can also be considered /uma/ by old /v/ma standard.
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Speaking about bios
>Let's have fun!
Who the FUCK does this?
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>>3186172
>it can't be that bad
>check Haku
>base Haru is having lore accurate performance

I'm fucking dying. End base Haru is substantially better showing, if still bad, at the level of the Late Gold City alt
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>>3186188
Oh my God
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>>3186182
does he even erp anymore? He does make dogshit posts but not really erping
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>>3186188
TRAGIC
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>>3186188
>Game had a boss fight you are meant to lose
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>>3186187
That sucks but what do you think of people who put several rows of info or "funny" sentences that are trying too hard?
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>>3186188
Thank god NYharu exists. Yeah her gold skills are shit but having a GOOD ult(Great, even), good growths, natural Mile A, etc, makes training her an infinitely better experience.
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>>3186146
Sometimes I truly wonder just how much of tourists you fags are. It’s like I’m seeing users who saw a screenshot of 4chan on Twitter or some other SNS and decided to hop on because it looked fun, or /vt/ users who only got exposed to 4chan because of all the drama.
Pornposting isn’t contained to just /vg/ or /uma/. Pretty much every other board has its own schizos and depraved attention-seeking fags whose only way to farm (You)s or hit their (You) quota is by posting porn. A lot of other boards do it just as much as you neighas want to believe it’s exclusive to /vg/ and /uma/ just because we hate them. The hate is deserved, but this shit isn’t exclusive to them.
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>>3186191
Don't post about it here
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>>3186195
My bio is pretty funny, It made it to the "funny bios" tier list someone made
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>>3186171
Spe would wear panties that fucking stupid
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>>3186196
End haru is good though? Were you looking at late?
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>>3186197
>/vt/ users who only got exposed to 4chan because of all the drama
hey that's me
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Neigha my runs are so fucking dogshit i gotta slime out my parent setup
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>>3186207
Hey I did too
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>>3186197
Anon, do you think I singled out /uma/ explicitly for some ungodly reason? No, I know this shit exists elsewhere, I was just remarking that I hadn't been to a thread yet where there wasn't porn because of really unlucky timing on my part. It was just a funny as fuck observation to me.
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This fit is so sexy
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>>3186197
>Sometimes I truly wonde-MMMPHH!!
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>>3186211
>slime
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>>3186197
Every other gacha thread on /v/ is just a porn dump and every other /vg/ thread is full of mentally ill schizos. I know. /uma/ isn't even a bleep on the radar. Compared to that utter pile of dogshit it's actually kind of good. Sometimes. But still.
I think part of it is that an external enemy is needed to maintain social cohesion. Countries, tribes, etc. Everyone needs one. Janny mostly leaves us alone. So someone has to become THE VILLAIN of the story. I don't even think they are that bad(other than the schizo that comes here every day to farm attention and post slop and drama, that cunt can go die)
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>>3186197
Only /sp/ thread I used regularly gets spammed with literally tranny porn.
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>>3186197
When someone posted that link to see image reposts for a board, I checked /vp/ and it was much worse than I expected. I've seen that guy multiple times and I still didn't think it was THAT bad
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>>3186209
Base Haru even as an End, which implies that they're not being trained by the drooling monkeys sending out base Haru to die since it requires a modicum of planning to put an End spark in her lineage, is still very bad.
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>>3186221
most of the time I behave stop complaining that much. I'm not a bwo either
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>>3186224
>Hishiama just barely above her
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>>3186224
>Base Haru and Xoguri going extreme diff for the title of shittiest
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Mutation chads i need strength
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>>3186226
bwobwobwo
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Which one of you retards posted on /f1/....
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Beat FE so finally… Nintendo can take me back to the past…
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My screen has been frozen on this for about 10 minutes can the game stop shitting itself
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>>3186227
Hishi's unique gets eaten by the accel zone, so she's only left with Sturm which is just a mildly better In Body and Mind, so yeah, she's pretty terrible on this track
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>>3186231
It can happen anon, check >>3184679
Don't let your heart waver, remember what you do it for, and if you burn out move to another teammate and pick it back up with a fresh mind
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>>3186240
Not until you fix your shit feng shui
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>>3186240
I cannot stop looking at the moai on her tits.
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>>3186240
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>>3186235
is that emu
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>>3186240
Is there a lore reason rickey has knees and taiki doesn't
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>>3186249
Too many burgers
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>>3186246
HOLY SHIT I FUCKING SEE IT
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>>3186248
Nyo
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>>3186197
thats why its so funny to me when neighas here treat the other board like its the worst thing there is. obviously has never went to other boards. the other thread don't even have schizos and mostly just dramafags looping the same thing over and over meanwhile other boards are filled with actual schizos.
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>>3186240
>released from my problem
>
+1 borrows wasted
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>>3186256
We are, ultimately, like neighbors. Or cousins. Deep down we know we are not that different. However. There's some animosity due to implicit competition for resources(users) and differences in culture(sorry but you do have too many erpers and annoying avatarfags, on the other side I know you don't like how anal "we" are about stuff that doesn't matters). It is what it is.
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>>3186262
Your trainee had trouble breaking out from traffic.
More power could help with that.
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Tell me is double Pace a bad idea or secretly a good strat for positioning requirements?
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>>3186262
>>3186267
This tip in JP straight up says you were blocked, why did they have to make it this gaslight?
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>>3186274
I mean , it still kind of works... "they had trouble breaking out, because they were blocked."
It's still retarded though.
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>>3186271
I think it's necessary if you want a pace to win since you need a second one to run with you to active Budding Blossom. Whichever one wins the fight out of the gate is going to probably murder the 2nd one on the regular though because you're going to run into a lot of 2 front teams with Rickey + Falco as a partner to enable Rickey, and pace skills are normally top 5
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What did tazuna mean by this
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>>3186285
Nice, I'm so glad to hear that. Does Rickey's ult have position requirements or is it just instant activation like XOg if my fengshui is aligned?
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>>3186290
Kitasan has no trouble raping me in erauma.
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>>3186290
LEL
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>>3186290
Wait a minute thst mask...
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>>3186271
If those two paces are Camping Taiki and Rickey, maybe Hokko it's a good idea. If your third is a debuffer, it's also a good idea. But asides from that, quick glance at Haku shows the best pace teams are usually a mixture, pace + end + debuffer, pace + front + debuffer. The other double pace teams are underperforming beyond pace, pace debuffer. I always take that with a grain of salt but I don't think it's necessary to run a second pace, but I don't think it's stupid either. Imo pace just struggle, but there are couple doing well here
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>>3186290
WE NEED MORE POWER SPARKS.
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>>3186292
Rickey’s ult is random in the second half. I had it hit once in the last dirtslop basically right on top of angling and what a rocket that was.
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>>3186292
Simply bee urself and it fires, which is why Rickey can be run as any style
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>>3186290
>Umamusume Project Clover
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>>3186307
>>3186307
>>3186307
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>>3186297
The idea is for it to be Pace Brickey, Pace Mutant wife, End Digi :[
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>>3186309
Hmm, sounds strong. I don't think there's anything wrong with your waifu slot, but she's gonna get mogged by your other two so make her strong. The debuffer is there when you decide to sell your soul...
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>>3186290
All those poor mob uma trainers whose trainee can only barely overpower them. How do they manage to show their face at the Tracen nomikais?



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