>Aquarius CupRace Conditions: 1600m, Mile, Dirt, Tokyo, Left, Soft Winter, Snowy. Registration begins Nov 17th>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (November)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1793541782650.png>Game Enhancement Toolhttps://hachimi.noccu.art/>Racing Simulatorhttps://github.com/moblinworks/moirai>Champions Meeting Data and Simulatorhttps://hakuraku.moe/>/v/ma sings!https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/3094122/#3094190Previous: >>3188919
>>3191358FUCK ZENNO ROB ROY
>mein führer, what are you doing?>I'm designing ze training system, and I'm making it so anon fails 4 low % trainings before first summer even wiz practice perfect
giving Light Hello paracetamol disguised as fertility boosters so she dies from liver failure
>>3191358>when the main villain joins the party
I have no idea what the fuck this zuma is saying.
Pandora LOVE
I'm bored out of my mind I haven't done a career in weeks
>>3191362He would do this but specifically only for dirters.
>>3191360This but literally
>>3191372Maybe I slighted him by turning a certified turf aryan into a disgusting dirter.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5hp1_CIQyF8?themeRefresh=1
>>31913582 Heroes
i wish we could have spark lock, having to snipe 1 pink out of these is pain (it's end btw)
Consider this sleepy Cuteshi.
>>3191377that's why i concealed carry
>>3191377BLUE COLLAR ANON DON'T LOOK
>>3191385Never
>>3191360I do and say this
>>3191336>I am kinda bummed that they turned Creek into a lesbian. Is there any other uma that is just like Creek but straight?creek is a lolicon and shotacon, a whole different beast here, you want someone like creek but only a shotacon instead
>>3191392Creek is... der/v/?
>>3191392>replying to bait from the previous thread
>>3191392please don't
>>3191377I GOT CAUGHT WATCHING THIS AND NOW THEY WANT TO MAKE ME THE CEO OF NVIDIA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME ANON?!
>>3191392creek is...just like me..?
>>3191377How will Allison butcher Torrechi?
Consider the following:Nano paizuri
>>3191392>only a shotacon instead
>>3191392You are straight up retarded
Have they found a cure for the Golshibroken yet?
>>3191405Who the hell is Golshibroken at this point? She was fair and everyone has her, Fronts are the actual enemy of the working class
There is only one real hero
>DO TRAINING>3 (THREE) SPEED CARDS>NOT A SINGLE OF MY SPEED CARDS WENT ON SPEED SO FAR
>>3191407>almond fraudi see no hero
>frontbroken in the big 26
>>3191392>only a shotaconliterally Rickey
>>3191406>Who the hell is Golshibroken at this point?This fellow >>3191390 it seems.
>>3191405Golshi game era wasn't that bad. We all knew it came with an expiration date. She deserves capital punishment for her summer alt. Like an excruciatingly painful and slow death.
>>3191406I don't give a shit about her as a unit, I just find her personality to be grating.
>>3191410You can bring a horse to water but you can't make it drink
I still don't have even a singular King Halo parent with just 1* stam/mile. Spark system is such absolute dog shit.
>>3191416That's not fair imo. That's like blaming Grass for Dominating when it's the fault of niggers who are using her as a debuffer. I wish they made more interesting alts with unusual uniques.
>>3191406Working class? Front has been the most F2P-friendly strategy of the last three scenarios.
is microshit sttuff back yet
>>3191425
>the run where I whiff uma stan is the run where i get every skill im looping as a sparkThis game is cruel.
>>3191426Unfortunately.
>>3191406I love the franchise, I don't hate any uma, but golshi is, idk off-putting to me
>>3191425I'm F2P and I haven't even touched fronts once.
I'm sorry dancho but i must return to my one true love: Gigantic time sink map games.
>>3191407Yeah, her mother
>>3191360many are saying this
>People only Ryan if they hate themselves.Big revelation last thread.
>>3191439>only hate* RyanI GOOFED UP AGAIN
Ryan is just W rapemeat and nothing else lowkirknuinely
I DONT WANNA PLAY GL TODAY AHHHHHHHHHH
mares are gangbang-coded
>80% win rate in rooms>done with the event>no point in farming parents when GM powercreeps themWhat do i do breh
>>3191445are you guys not using the 1/2tp on unity? I'm only going to start making aces after it ends
>>3191446yeah they should gang up and bang me
>>3191449Dancho...
>>3191447Soulful mutation.
man why does no one have real parents anymoreeverything fucking sucks
>>3191447
>>3191449I need to make a dirt Nishino so that means I need parents and I learned the hard way that manual Unity aces still weren't enough to hit SS as a shitter like me.
>>3191456Nobody plays this shit anymore EoS is imminent
>>3191456gatekeeping makes you win plats more
>>3191458does it need to be SS?
>>3191458>I learned the hard way that manual Unity aces still weren't enough to hit SS as a shitter like meAre you witmaxing? It should be doable even with mostly SR cards.
SAMPOMAINICHI SAMPOUMA UMA SAMPOSAMPO SAMPO
>>3191456Follow limit is cancer and stops you from getting the best ones. Kill 1 puppy until they remove it
>>3191462I mean, the half TP is nice but my main thing is, I don't want to put in effort for weaker parents. I'm rushing things since I don't have much time.>>3191464Sorry, I'm retarded. I meant parents and not aces. The main difficulty is just that you're running so many races that your stats suffer and you don't hit SS, at least that was the case for me.
I've noticed that every likeable character in this game has dirt G
>>3191456What are you training? For pacers it's grim because BEEshino has both garbage medium and dirt aptitudes, so having a good grade bonus on her is already a problem (plus she runs tiara). And it's basically impossible to get her to produce a dirt pink.
i am forever bricked
>>3191473Don't worry Yanko, daddy Cygames turn you into a meta-defining uma....
>>3191471fronters, and even there its all fucking cheekspure shite all over the place, people buying useless garbage skills
>>3191477will*
>>3191469>The main difficulty is just that you're running so many races that your stats suffer and you don't hit SS, at least that was the case for me.This is what i was doing before autos were a thing. Not sure if you can match that deck desu but it's not that crazy. Just spam wit and the odd speed training that way you don't run out of energy even with racing in all g1s.
>>3191481wtf she has the exact same watch as I'm wearing right now
>>3191456Unironically is cuz theres a limited amount of autistic parent farmers, and the follow limit makes it so it's hard to follow them
>>3191480I was prioritizing skills so I dunno, maybe I shoulda picked better cards? I remember I was using Wit Sweepy because I wanted Razor Sharp Steps, Speed Shakur for End skills, basically I was trying to make a Nishino parent that would be usable for end closers.
>gold inspiration>not a single pinkI hate this game and dirt
>>3191489You just have to compromise a bit if you want to reach SS. Sweepy is a good borrow but Shakur is a really weak card. Just make sure to have one speed card max and the rest wit or the ningen for uma stan if you need it.
>>3191481rest in piss
>>3191360VERY TRUE HIDE HER GLASSES AND MAKE HER TRIP
I don't dislike Creek, but I kinda wanted NY Urara...
Hello neighas, there will be some >fun activities later on today when I get off work. Stay tuned. Also nishino lewds if I get off my ass to draw
>ACKKKKK
>>3191492GM SOON FELLOW STALKER
>>3191456letting people borrow giga parents = making your cm opponents stronger = harder to win plat
>>3191500Oooh sounds fun, can't wait
>>3191500>nishino lewdsuoh!?
The game is so dead right now its annoying. My aces are done what do i even do?
>>3191509touch grass
>>3191509Keep going for better ones?Play that uma's career you've been telling yourself that you'll play one day for half a year now?Chill and take a break until the CM comes around?
>>3191515I just did and she's looking at me weird
>>3191509Organize a fun raceMake umas for fun racesFish for hot springs on your oshis
>>3191516>Chill and take a break until the CM comes around?I did that last CM and I actually wanna play...thats my issue
>>3191509Go on a date with your umawife and give her some good sex. Marriages also need a healthy sex life and you are too focused on the grind
>>3191519>Organize a fun raceMan people barely join impromptu >fun races anyway
>>3191525Give a few day/week headstart
>>3191525There is a random SBR race every week and it fills every time
>>3191509go and play an actually fun game
I'm gonna be real I don't think Helios actually understands what love is
>>3191492Gold inspiration means you hit at least one 3* spark. Nothing more.
>>3191525Cause the races suck. If they were fun people would join. Instead of fun races we get Mambo only race for the 50th time
Alright we got the hair down, now all we need is for her to lose those glasses and maybe wear a sluttier outfit
>>3191509Do burpees
>>3191456Loopers moved to discord and you need to beg them for a space, some have wait lists. Have fun!
>>3191509>>3191525Join a draft game
>>3191509Club post
my aces are never done. i do nothing but build CM aces and then lose horribly.
>>3191535Don't you fucking dare
How about we make some fun logos? Give it a tryhttps://pixelframe.design/umamusume-font-generator/
I don't even have aces and I don't care!
>>3191534Well, be the change you wanna see and all that. The SBR is neat as fuck
>>3191509play isaac
>>3191549>how about we spam Respectfully fuck off
>>3191549>"Let your inner anime girl out with the Umamusume Font and Logo Generator">That endless wall of AI generated text.Mmmmm no.
>>3191549not doxxing myself again
>>3191555
>>3191549In light of recent discussion.
>>3191534Munday is fun, if it's not for you just shut up
>>3191549
Oh btw, repostan results from the SBR for any sleepy Americans who didn't catch it, this race was fucking kino. And Super Creek has finally been dethronedHaku: https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=eCH9KtNfK19jIikDzjvYYlGT
>>3191566If it was fun it would fill up, it doesn't even get close to a full 18 Mambo lobby now
>>3191573LET'S FUARKING GO MACHAN
>>3191555Oh, come on, we used to have a sticker thread ages ago where we all made our own stickers. Why can't I do something similair?
>>3191578You can, don't listen to that faggot.
>>3191580/v/mapyoi...
>>3191578The difference is that some of the stickers are funny.
>>3191578you can't, do listen to that faggot.
>>3191578Because stickers were very convenient and easily can be used as a reaction image unlike that thing.
We're so close...
I'm dangerously close to another five borrows without even a pity 1* stam/mile Kingu parent to show for it.
>first dirt A mile S career>no fucking stats at all>every chain other than taiki fail to complete
>>3191578I don't know why you always think that one (1) anti-fun faggot seething to not do something represents the entire thread. Instead of just ignoring
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAVING FUN IS EVIL
>>3191595Needs an El mask to be convincing.
>>3191497noo don't do this you will instinctively catch her and she will fall in love with you
>>3191555Did someone say stickers?
>>3191600Okay this one is saveable
reddit bros...
>>3191578I mean just look at that site. I wouldn't advice anyone to use it nor visit it, and the sticker was made by someone from 4chan with the purpose of being used in the threads.
DANCHO DO SOMETHING
>>3191600>backshot janny
>>3191602Where do you neighas find the el mask asset anyway
>>3191607respectfully fuck off kind sir
>>3191606Stop posting that ugly animal
Palmer needs new friends...
>>3191610Bongbro... your timezone is showing...
>>3191613One of the first results if you google "El Condor Pasa mask". It's extremely versatile. Should be in anyones meme kit.
>Hey wanna have fun>UHHHHHHH QUIT HAVING FUN RETARDS/v/.....home....
Every time I open the club, our rank is a little higher. Every day, we are stronger than ever. From expeditions, I think we can even expect a recruit or two next month. And (You) can join /v/agabond too. Probably. I don't have invite powers. I just want everyone to know that it's looking good over here.
>>3191610You can pin point when the slide started.
>hey wanna have fun>look inside>the same 5 overused jokes
>>3191620are you going to keep punching shadows for the whole rest of the day?
>>3191600Out of all the ones posted so far this is the only decent one or usable one.
>>3191622imagine being an unpaid fan slave and an unpaid club shill for a danchou that doesn't care
>>3191622sniffffffffffffff
>>3191636Kidslookintouchable
>>3191636der/v/'s both black and pedophiles????
>>3191636bald and chopped
>be schizo about /v/ma>it fails and everyone ignores you>switch targets to der/v/>it fails and everyone ignores you>switch targets to /v/agabond
>>3191634This anon has an ugly soul and thus will never make it.
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3191642Don't you know thats a requirement to get in
what's the joke
>>3191658idek anymore
>>3191651I just realised wuxia heroes and Tolkien elves have very similar aesthetics.
>>3191655HOLY SHIT BROS
>>3191646
>>3191651>get mile S and good stats>two of my cards didn't finish their event chains>mfw
>>3191662Tony still got it
>>3191662Why is there no skateboarder uma yet?
>>3191658
>>3191662>2X KICKFLIP COMBO
>>3191669
>>3191669Do kids even skateboard anymore?
>>3191669You'd have to find a horse (ideally late 90s to 2000s) who'd be a good fit
>>3191676See you later, girl
>>3191679AIR JIHAD
>>3191679We already have a Condor and a Falcon and stands to reason there is some obscure horse named Hawk.
>>3191676https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moyvmhw5V8owe should get some uma ska
>>3191682I'd love that actually, its perfect. Seriously though I know nothing about the demeanour of that horse
>>3191686I fucking hate ska
>>3191679Sir Gaylord.
>>3191573Why is the SBR so SOVLFVL but the Stakes so cancer? Not a single Oguri and a ton of sovl picks
>>3191686Could've at least posted the one with skater-coded umashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVDRTlsZT0g
>>3191695Because people use meta umas to win the cm
>>3191682That would be sick it upsets me that shes locked out of the game forever
>>3191695I love my umas but I'm not putting myself through hell to see her go 10/80 in a cm.
>>3191679Agnes World
I have no idea if full tilt is a good skill for fronts this CM but I've been buying it regardless
>>3191707it's aight
>>3191699Air Eminem never ever, Air Shady could probably slip by.
>>3191699How come? Cucked owner or did they just write him out of the lore or what?
>>3191707Is that the one from the scenario link? Cuz you want conc
>>3191706They are going to be announced at the London show, definitely
>>3191712I had completely forgotten about concentration now that you mention it.Well shit, thankfully none of my aces are good enough yet.
>>3191711Surely you can work out why they likely won’t add an Uma named JIHAD in this day and age.
>>3191711>character named jihad in a post 9/11 world
>>3191711His name is Jihad make a guess.
>>3191716London will just ‘announce’ whatever global banner coincides with the concert like Hokko was going to be before the cancelled the American concert. They aren’t so retarded they’d announce some JP Uma that’s ten years off to a room full of people that only play global, and even then plenty of them are likely secondaries.
>>3191717Enjoy concentration while you have it. Its gonna be very rare to have in the period between machan wit and tap dance city speed
>>3191702I am because as long as a chance exists I will take it. I’ve seen a 10/80 uma win A finals.
Air Jihad will be the next anni unit Inshallah
>>3191734SHUT THE FUCK UP FREE ME
>>3191736Isn't she getting a solo song soon?
>>3191736Sorry tactbros its efforia's turn
>>3191736Nobody cares about newmas though.
i'm so tired of dirtslop and i've only been making parents for the last two weeks
>>3191742I care but only if it’s Rulership.
im surprised uma fans don't do agendaposting or slander the characters, you could say shit like mirako is a luck merchant, tachyon being potentialwoman that just poisoned everyone before a race or how planes upscale sirius
>>3191750Don't we do that all the time?
>>3191721now would be a great time to bring him in because even normalfags are redpilled about the JQ now because of the iran war
>>3191754Yeah thats WE neigha not the broader fanbase
>>3191749Rulership gets a pass.
>>3191750>how planes upscale siriusExplain how jobbing every race but the designated >luck G1 is anything but a downscale
>>3191750tachyon fans are on reddit and tiktok I'm not going to go there to bully them
>>3191756you had plenty of people posting slander about Tachyon and Sirius on other platforms
>>3191736Isn't this the PriConne girl?
>>3191756This is the only place where I interact with the fanbase.
>>3191750The broader global uma fan base is still on the bronze age. They still haven't researched "lewding the umas" in the tech tree
>>3191750Because it makes you look like a jerk to call 9/10ths of the cast frauds.
>>3191750Whenever you post this image people say Sirius and Falco don't belong though
>>3191771fuck kill marrykill kill kill marry fuck
>>3191766Quite the opposite. When global launched everyone got DMCA'd for drawing Gold Ship futa cock.
>>3191771Falco looks so out of place there, it's like if someone paid to put her in the picture.
>>3191771Damn, the hag in the left portrait is fine.
>>3191774she was walking around looking sad so they let her sneak in for one photo
>>3191771Falco thinks she's on the team
>>3191771St Lite and Orfevre are the only ones who belong.
>>3191771falco mogs everyone but donna
Bruh who the fuck stole her nipples
>>3191771Falco UNIRONICALLY has the best record and feats out of everyone here (including the legends) but she does look out of place
>>3191736I'd rather have FE Lyn forma de horsegirl if we're doing crossovers with other franchises, but idk I don't play Priconne.
>>3191785>topji surgereki
>>3191771>Speed Symboli neverIt hurts...
>guaranteed straightaway spurt with no strings attachedEnd closer W?
>>3191785Sumanai....
>>3191792>SR cope card in the age of full SSR decksCould be better could be worse.
>>3191792
>>3191792We've had that since launch, it's called wit Shakur.
>>3191797It's still so funny how much of an aura farm that card is only to end up the shittiest one there is
>>3191787Not to take away falco's achievements but comparing dirt and turf races is not 1 to 1
>>3191358Wife Shower
>>3191797why is she borderline crashing her head onto the rail at that speed shes going to die
>>3191792>Jobs and is breastmogged by potential woman herself>Goes extreme diff against base cheeseless dantsu flame >dodged every other G1 until he can farm a geriatric T.M Penalty O in the japan cup>never wins a race againThis yalls goat?
>>3191804She's got 7 CM of safety
>>3191799Wrong, wit shakur only had spurt after that one update I forgot. Along with power falco with groundwork
>>3191805>breastmogged by potential woman herselfFlat is better my neigha
>>3191804good.
>>3191805Literally no one puts pokke in top 10 all time, let alone the goat
>>3191805Yes she's sex and her voice makes my penis big happy
>>3191805>rebooblican talks in nigspeakMany such cases.
>>3191812noone says that
>>3191627Okay that's a good one
>>3191815im noone btw an yes i do say that
>>3191662How can he still do it, that's insane
Imagine promising your terminally ill father you're gonna win the triple crown for them, then late starting the satsuki sho getting brocked and coming in 2nd. And as you're bawling your eyes out backstage after you received news he succumbed to his illness some greasy production faggot reminds you "Aye you got 20 minutes before you're on stage for the winning live"
>>3191819Odysseus...
>>3191819t.
>>3191822There HAS to be at least one incident of a fight or violence breaking out mid concert
>>3191819Outis...
>>3191822Tama kind of has to deal with this level of crap
>>3191771Everybody looks so refined and then you have Falcon looking like her stupid bitch idol self
>>3191827I think literally the only time this was addressed was in the 2nd part of the main story when pandora was shocked and didn't wanna participate as a backup dancer iirc.
>>3191736I hope dacchi who splurged on wedding Cafe right before she came out made it...
>>3191805she is a tomboy, her voice is sexo, her personality is fun, therefore she is my goat by default and I shall pull for Pokke, jobber horses are usually much better than the winner ones, case in point everyone here loves nature
>>3191834That might be me
>>3191815Literally just said it
i only like nature because she has fat and tasty murmur
I want to pull cb because she's a triple crown champion but I'm scared that people will think I pulled her for cringe reasons and think I'm a faggot
Imagine Fujin neighas having to clock in at UmacDonalds 15 mins after jobbing the arima kinen
>>3191788Imagine the thighs on Uma Lyn...
>>3191848CB is cool as hell man, who cares
>>3191848that's literally a cringe reason
I think it's cute when I enter my club and danchou's chibi is in the middle of the couch talking to other chibis.
>>3191849>That was a really cool race! I could hardly keep up with your speed nan->Just put the fries in the bag
>10+mile sparks>gold inspiration animation 2 times>0 mile S>real dogshit hintsTHEN WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
>>3191857that's what happens before they double team him
>>3191839WHERE ARE HER TIGER STRIPES
Kitsan or Tachyon speed? See a lot of people drop curvature
>>3191848That is a cringe reason, you're supposed to pull her because you like tiny hats.
>>3191848I already think you're a faggot for writing that down so you can roll without regrets
>>3191861/v/mapyoicel btw
>>3191864I like kitasan more for the power bonus and the front hints
>>3191860A fellow Rickey trainer experiencing her dogshit affinity i see....
>>3191871So Curvature itself is not that good? I should get concentration?
>>3191848She's a pure oshi pick since Ends are trash soon bwo
>>3191875Curvature IS good but I say it depends on what you have avaliable. On an ideal world your setup for a front is>PoC>MM>TR>TTL>Conc>SYL>Built in gold 1 (trending for falco or chance of victory for rickey)
>>3191879>says increasingly nervous lateKEK for the 4th month in a row
A good character design is one which can be identified by their silhouette alone.Can (You) identify this mysterious uma musume /v/ma?
>>3191886Whoever this is she's slick as fuck, very aerodynamic
>>3191886Nishino Flower
>>3191886Calstone
>>3191886Damn, who the fuck is this
>>3191881Don't think there's enough skill points to go around for all that
>>3191886NEKO NEKO NEKO
>>3191886autism
>>3191886I would recognize this tard anywhere
>>3191886>A good character design is one which can be identified by their silhouette alone.WHEN WILL THIS STUPID MEME DIE?
>>3191893In an ideal world indeed
>>3191864tachyon goes in every gl deck for the skill point bonus
The ones today are pretty tough. Prepare yourself.
>>3191906Those thighs are delicious
so much for the >fun activities and they are literally shitposting
Who the FUCK is this?
>>3191913Zephyr
>>3191913>see the ballsZEPHYR
>>3191913DUDE
>>3191913Delicious wind
>>3191913Urara
>>3191883I'm a Front/PaceGOD though? Ends are literally dead.JP only has 21 End umas more than Global. The style makes Fronts look popular, it's dead
>>3191913BLOW MY GALE
>>3191886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHkgR6YzXbs
Fun fact pace chasers are the most powerful and sexiest race in this game
>>3191922>Less Uma to pull for I don't see the issue?
>>3191913https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ7ph438jZI
>>3191927This is true.
>>3191927Shes gonna be my target for the swipe ticket. I really like her beyond the boobs
So, opinions? Perhaps Ramonu is too short lived?
This one should be reeally hard.
>>3191927Wrong. The most powerful and sexiest race is the Derby
>>3191924https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOeBte28eWIits funnier when you know the lyrics
Try THIS
>>3191936Reddit joku
>>3191936KS Miracle after Sprinters Stakes
>>3191930Cygays don't care about making Ends good because there's no umas to pull for anon. Much more profitable releasing Pace and Late cards when there's hundreds of Pace and Late umas
>>3191940https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoCnIDpv2TY
>>3191935Ramonu being short lived is a gaslight. You WILL use her on your non specialist umas and you WILL use her in certain mile and medium tracks. Shes used for roughly a year
>>3191936Easy, thats noone
>>3191936Machan.>>3191940Almond Eye
Having them with their own poses defeats the fun. Make them all in same default poses.
>>3191940What a fucking fraud
>>3191945Arent our decks going to be a singular wit only soon? Where she gonna fit
>>3191935I shan't main pace or front though.
>>3191940My WIFE
>>3191948If i wanted to make it actually hard id just zoom into their thighs and ask you to guess, its just lighthearted fun
>>3191948They are the default outfit renders bro, it's actually kinda genius since you can't use the clothes
What end closer skills should I loop? I've looped the fuck out of my fronters but I have no idea what ends want.
>>3191947few are saying this
>>3191935Welp, guess my frontfagging days are over.
>>3191959Need this fraud in my life ASAP
>>3191961Uma stan, spurt and early lead hints, beyond that the track specific stuff and luxury skills like THH
>>3191968>early leadThats a front skill
>>3191886Could it be...? Deep Impact?
>>3191961Uma Stan and Spurt are the big ones.
>>3191970I meant early start shush and guess who this is!
>>3191961Always uma stan. Luxury is spurt, nimble, tails and ramp up. If you want to run xogs you loop in stroll as a recovery.
>>3191952First: Do you have a good Guts/Power card that gives you a relevant skill to actually slot into your deck? If not then Ramonu is a card with 20% TE and has a relevant gold skill for the two most common distances so you may as well bring her. Just because you can go solo wit doesn't mean you have anything worthwhile to actually bring, especially considering most people ignored 99% of banners because the cards were crap up until this point (and will still be crap in the future).Second: Unless you are going to seriously only bring 3 of one style (or 2 debuffers) to every CM, Ramonu saves you like 60k carats from pulling on a second style Wit card, gives you a good gold, and lets you borrow a different or more important card for that style.
>>3191975>early start uma in the post talking about early startFunny
>>3191975The leading propaganda
>>3191975https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VJRB9aTFv8
>>3191975I love her tiny stupid hat
>>3191975Mistah Cute Benis...
>>3191975What was her name again?
>>3191940My beloved fraud
>>3191975Cute Buttons.
I never play ends but I want her purely due to sex appeal.
>>3191935Do you chase 100% winrate or just want finals A?
>>3191990SUCKS that newmas dont get the starting future render anymore. Its such a sexy outfit
>>3191986Cheesy Braphog
>>3191990Chopped
You're only getting obscure umas now
>>3191998is there a lore reason chiyo lost her leg?
>>3191998CHIYO CHIYO CHIYO NO O
>>3191998CHIYO
>>3191998Thats my fuckin DAWG
>>3191998This is one of the cutest songs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xpnlv7s4Us
>>3191998The devious pit licker
>>3191998WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!
>>3192001Dahby
some anons will never see this
>>3191998I didn't recognize this one at first until the hair side spikes gave it out. Goddamn chiyo is underrated
>my auto run is finally finished>12/12 wins
You guys should wuv chiyo more!
>>3191998Obscure???
>>3192015Neigha I do!!!!! Im like one of the three dudes that runs her in CMs.
>>3191992I'm not sure i care about the non-zodiac CM titles imo. I wish they gave me the title for fully having the whole zodiac Plat'd....are you saying its a massive downside having no Ramonu for a while?Like, il combine FM with a Mcqueen and have MLB bourbon as well.
>>3192016Yes, they're all obscured by silhouettes.
How about an uma no one but me cares about?
>>3192026Damn i actually dont know this one
>>3192026I care about the Crown though
>>3192026CHINESE SPY
>>3192026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pv8UaZ2JiM
>>3192026But Kura-chan is cute and I will give her a cheeky tenner.
>>3192026NVIDIA LOST
>>3192026Epsatono right hand
>>3192026Satono Crown, I know that giant sidetail
>>3192026AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY STOCK PRICES
SHE WILL BE POPULAR ONE DAY BROS
>>3192026>no one but me cares about?Not true
>>3192010Is that so?
>>3191968>>3191974>>3191976That's it? My front loops were like 10 skills there's gotta be more to shoot for
>>3192042I have LITERALLY never seen this uma in my fucking life what's her deal
>>3192026/v/ma is Satono group turf tho
>>3192048That's a (You) issue
>>3192013Was it not supposed to go that way or something
>>3192048Maybe try being invested with the game instead of always flatlining and crabbing.
>>3192048Chinese, but not in a mystic way Rickey is, but in a business way
>>3192048She has fans here but they do 0 shilling. Very non-proactive fans.
>>3192055Are those the only two kinds of Chinese?
Hint: This uma would have the most bed breaking sex of the entire cast
>>3192056I've said it before and I'll say it again, I don't want you to pull her. She's mine, fuck off.
>>3192060BEAST
>>3192060I WONDER who this CUTE uma is
>>3192060Sakura Chitose O
>>3192060>This uma would have the most bed breaking sex of the entire castMade me remember of that one surprised Curren image
>>3192060THE STRONGEST
>>3192053i forgot to input the race schedule
>>3192060Rice Shower
>>3192060C U T E UTE
>>3192058Three, there is also this one
>>3192046Front loops? Issue with ends is theyre stuck with CB as the sole really good specialist card for a long while. Also evolves murder Taishin.
>>3192060Acute?
>>3192073What kind of Chinese is this in the firsr place
>>3192060Still
Alright, just a few more...
>>3192078The kind that works in the factory making Labubus and shit
>>3192080I actually missed this one im shocked
>>3192080Would she really break my bed in umapyoi? Idk she seems extremely gentle(except when threatening physical violence, as a racing allegory of course)
>>3192048Most sexo racewear
Everyone's favorite! Surely you'll get it?
>>3192086WHOma?
>>3192086Pearly?
>>3192056I don't shill any of my favorites here because you fags are so easily influenced it's like I'm dealing with FOMO or people that loves everything flavor of the month.>>3192086God she's so ugly even in silhouette form
>>3192086IM SEEKING HER PEARLS
>>3192086Pearly!
>>3192086le funnee hag
>>3192086THATS MY GOAT
>>3192086SEEKING THE PEARL
>>3192086>Seeking the Pearl>We are Seeking herBRAVO KOJIMA
>>3192086SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>3192089>/v/ma is one person
I need her in my life so badly.
>>3192098Might as well be with how much I've seen it happen here
In the grand scheme of things, "it's not looking good" isn't that bad. It could be worse. It could be over soon. Maybe it's not so bad for /v/mapyoi after all. Maybe it's looking relatively good.
>>3192099Is there a single more underrated uma than pearly?
>>3191961>>3192046You want literally EVERYTHING you can get since end closers have extremely poor access to style-specific skills that aren't in their innate kits, but I'd say the biggest priorities are>Uma Stan (must-have if you're bothering to loop at all)>Nimble Navigator>Straightaway Spurt (can be more/less important depending on which end closers you train, since a lot of them get it innately)>Sharp Steps (for shorter distances and maybe mediums)>Midrace velocity like THH, End Corners/Straights, and Breakin' Out>Laterace velocity like Gambit and Homestretch Hastein roughly that order
>>3192089Well I simply love many umas and I want to know why you love them too
>>3192099I wanted to make a Pearl edit with this so bad, but then I remembered I'm at work.
>>3192102yeah probablypearl stocks are pretty high here
Final one
>>3192102Pearl is overrated. An example of an underrated character would be Ryan.
>>3192101It's going to be over soon for /v/mapyoi!
>>3192109Hakos Baelz
>>3192109Idek wtf is going on here
>>3192109BUBBLEGUM FELON
>>3192109Bubble Gum Fellow?
>>3192109that's illegal
>>3192109First one to stump me
>>3192102>Big boobs>Fun personality, makes events that feature her funny>Demon in Sprint/MileIdk why the nips hate her so much. She's cool and hot. Is it the lips? I kinda like em now, got used to them. She would give amazing head
>>3192109Fellow?
>>3192113I see it
>>3192109This ones so wack
>>3192119She looks like a grown woman so nips hate it
>>3192109
Frontbros, we know that guts daiwa is really good, but isn't guts shichi a huge deal too?
AND THAT'S IT!!!!! ANOTHER PERFECT SCORE!
>>3192119bro tried to list being a mileslopper as a positive
>>3192130>mileslop
>>3192130Made for paizuri btw
>>3192133MileKINO is the favorite distance here
>>3192134/v/ma loves mileKINO. Even dirtSLOP mileKINO.
>>3192130Guts city is amazing but shes borrowsloppa
>>3192135I would act so uncouth if they gave me full frontal ponytail Jordan
>milekinoYeah maybe when there are no debuffers.
>>3192140At least she's pretty good at LB1, right?
>>3192144>Longs are debuffslop>Mediums are SUPER debuffslop>Miles are debuffslopYup yup, looks like sprintKINO wins again
>>3192102I have not seen anyone call attention to the fact that her racewear has stars on her titsI have not seen any art of her with star shape nipple covers or a star microbikini or anything of the sort.The closest i've seen is picrel. She's extremely not popular, understandably so since she has a wine aunt face, but I still feel this discrepancy must be fixed.
>>3192130It's Neck and Neck but for Miles, yes. Also can give gold Summer Runner for the rest of the CMs where that's relevant. It's a good tech card but not strong enough to recommend really pulling for>>3192145May as well stick to 0LB probably
OH SHIT MY DANCHOU'S WIFE BROKE CONTAINMENT WHO'S THIS SEXY BEAST?
>>3192146the most recent sprintsloppa was the first one where I used a debuffer and I got a much higher win rate than the previous two
>>3192151Gentil?
>>3192151That pose is fucking badass
>>3192151gorilla
>>3192151Gorilladonna
>>3192150Tempting... I might roll for her. N&N for front runners sounds busted.
>>3192151Sir that's a gorilla.
>>3192151>tits are so fucking big I can see them even when shadowed
Miles are the worst debuffslop now because three ace comps are anti-synergistic.
>>3192151MY SCREEN MY HOUSE IS FUARKING SHAKING.
>>3192149I quite literally have thought about it too, I want to draw her with her racewear stars as nipple pasties, but fuck me I'm busy. Still I NEED TO DO IT, SHE'S COOL AND HOT, SHE DESERVES IT
>>3192161ONLY for Miles though?
>>3192151LORD FRIEZA?????
>>3192149Well, at least I can admire when when running her during a CM>>3192168Take yer time
Get ready to experience the wonderful world of breast envy, Fuji, because you're about to get titmogged for 51 days straight!
CMs are unironically not that bad desu
>>3192169Miles are my specialty. It's my favorite distance.
That was just an excuse to post Gentil's massive Donna's. They make my mouth water
>>3192174Based. I'm making Machan mog the shit out of Curren Chan right now
>>3192151Oh I have an excuse to post this again.
>>3192181why would you intentionally brick your account?
>>3192182That creature on the left could bench press three teiobros, yes
>>3192151https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vMR0NUCoi4&t=127show is this allowed
>>3192182ENTER
>decent stats>mile S>fast learner>all cards finished their chain>groundwork didn't proc>test in public rooms>lose 7/10 times because she gets stuck in the pace/front blobback to the mines...
>>3192180Is this girl bigger than doto?
>>3192193No, that 99 bust is no joke
>>3192193No, Doto reigns supreme. Akebono cheats by being much taller/overall bigger.
>>3192193Shes top 5, same B95 as light hello.
Was there a new software update for metaslaves? I'm seeing way more debuffers in pubs than before.
>>3192197>>3192196Will we ever see a B100?
>>3192197brian's swingers
Which uma should cause a Leopold effect amongst the others?
>>3192200everyone hates grand larp
>>3192196Name my band
>>3192200Not really, its neighas finally understanding how effective single keen eye dom is
>>3192205I hate it and i don't use debuffers. Niggers are just niggers it has nothing to do with the excuses they give.
>>3192201I dout it, they've really reigned in the sizes since the early days.
>>3192206Barenaked Umas
>>3192206Bouncing Broncos
>>3192206Chestnut Chests
>>3192211wasn't necessary to out yourself as an idiot like that
>>3192206Goo Goo Umadols.
>>3192175Nobody said CMs are bad. However ever since Summer Golshi was added, it enabled pure cancer and made every CM less fun to the point where debuffers have become a soft requirement. Mile was widely enjoyed before it became debuffslop. The CMs would be more enjoyable across the board if debuffs were removed outright. But of course CyGames can do no wrong and they are the masters of PVP game balance so let us not critique them further!
>>3192220>Nobody said CMs are badI say this.
>>3192206Moos and Melons.
>>3192206Breast Electric Orchestra
>>3192206Nursery Rhymes
>>3192206The long stretch
>>3192220>Mile was widely enjoyed before it became debuffslop.I mean..it still
>>3192205You think people will stop using debuffers after GL? lmao, it only becomes more cancer from here on out
>>3192232Ive been present for nearly every thread sincr /v/ma started, and have been monitoring the flow of rooms, how many rooms are hosted,the excitement before each CM, etc and I guarantee you mile CMs have been consistently some of the fastest moving threads as far as rooms hosted and post count before and during a CM. They have been popular here. But ever since Summer Golshi got added and gold debuffs could be spammed on mile, people have rightfully gotten a lot less enthusiastic about it. It’s no secret why either. Yes people hate grand live but they also hate debufferspam, and you either debuff others or become a crab and tank it. It’s shit that’s killing the fun in CMs. Yes I know grandlive sucked and xogslop etc etc but let’s just be honest about the negative impact of debuffers and summer golshi’s alt as a whole. It’s fucking cancer.
>>3192220>Mile was widely enjoyed before it became debuffslopI will agree that debuffslop is objective cancer, but mile is still pretty universally liked. Hell, the previous mile CM had debuffs and is considered the best of all time
>>3192197By the logic of "if Akebono were the same height she'd be smaller"We can use that same logic on Marvy Robby and Inarin. If you scale their heights from 145, 140, and 139 up to match doto's 164, you get a 13%, 17%, and 18% boost, putting Marvy at 98, Robby at 104, and Inarin at 100.With this evidence I submit that Zenno Rob Roy is #1, Inari One is #2, and Doto is only #3 biggest tits in the game.
>>3192233>it only becomes more cancer>look inside>no new debuffs>with sp and skill inflation they are also less punishing
>>3192243Based I always knew Cow Roy had it in her
>>3192243sex
>>3192243ZRR's lewd body...
>>3192082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4oxipESPtkmakes me think of this
Rape and behead Light Whorello.
third-rates like milecasino because it's the easiest distance to steal wins in without getting good at the game
>not a mobile gaymer>just noticed this thing is on SteamIs it worth getting into horsegame in current year?
>>3192255depends
>>3192255Come back in a little over 2 weeks since that's when they're releasing the next super powercreep support card
>>3192255It's pretty fun. We're about to get a bunch of free rolls from anniversary. Now would be a good time to make a bunch of accounts and then at the end of the free rolls pick the best one.
>>3192253I'm not a milefag but I have to admit that watching an end hit like 50 accels and warp driving to first place is really fun to see.
yanking and chopping rob roy's cowtits with my giant pair of scissors
>>3192253That’s sprint though
>>3192021Kek
They've killed billions
>>3192273Only Inari is attractive
>>3192267noone does this
>>3192262>first thing you do in the "game" is trialscum hoping for a lucky resultThat seems rather miserable, but I suppose it's a tiny bit better than giving the Yakuza any money.
>>3192240Grand Live is fine, I'd say second best (to unity 1) scenario we've had. My only problem with it is higher SP so it's very hard to do 5 welfare builds and I abandoned it.
>Did you know this uma has boobs? Have you seen this uma's boobs? Look at the boobs on this uma. I think this uma should have bigger boobs. I found this fanart with extra large boobs.Rebooblicans are apes with down syndrome.
What songs do you neighas listen to while grinding?
>>3192278am doing it right now
>>3192282>I found this fanart with extra large boobs.You should post these but only if it's not AI.
>>3192282many umas don't have boobs so these are completely valid assumptions
>>3192282TRVKE
>>3192271you'd be surprised how many people don't know how to make a passable sprint build if you look closer at the teams you beat easily
>>3192020I'm saying get Ramonu and skip the rest (roll Bourbon to 200 with free rolls to get some of her copies to upgrade with selectors further)
>>3192286
>>3192255Its super fun, but just gotta start up in 2 weeks. New game mode and new meta cards. Id give it a try to see if you enjoy the gameplay loop of a rougelite love letter to horse racing.
>>3192281My main problem with Grand Live is that deckbuilding is EXTREMELY restrictive due to the 1600spd limit. It's not fun. Only 15+% spd umas can get away with trying anything else than 3-2. Reminds me of MANT on how Milelets were unuseable. Hell you even had more leeway in MANT to do weird decks since many cards have Race Bonus.Also the anti debuff fags are right.There's 0 skill expression or you using something unorthodox. Just pick a tier 0 uma and 2 debuffers. It's lame.
>>3192282>Did you know Nishino is a child? Out of ten? Look at how flat she is. I think Nishino should be pregnant.
>>3192282This is why we got the blue wave.
>>3192284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B73uvr6s2k&list=PLs2XACqOg3A76yGSL69tW-anjSbUsFPaE
>>3192280Well you're 1.5 (actually 2) years behind so you want to give yourself the best start you can. We get 120 rolls on the anniversary for the most meta wit card for a long time. It's very possible you could luckshit MLB on one of those accounts and save yourself months of pain.Dont' get me wrong, I wouldn't bother personally because i have no patience, but it's objectively the smartest choice.
>>3192294I think every sane person is anti debuff
>>3192284ram ranch
>>3192284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8klPYjS3ws
>>3192294I'm ok with it being 3-2.Debuffs ruined it completely, correct.
Being anti-debuff is woke.
>>3192151FriezaI mean Gorilladonna
>>3192280Just go play it, rerolling is gaslight and you won't experience the game at its fullest if you do that.
>EvensHost a few rooms for fun>OddsImprove my shitty as fuck aces instead of being a lazy neigher.>DigitsGet back to work instead of shitposting.
/V/MAAAAA NIGHT MATAFAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWATAYA:>TRAINAN>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>31923100 is an even number so open them up roomboy
>>3192284A selection of my favorites:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRe3xFeyhVYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daJISsWuWRIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW0PfDP6Y0ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umFnrwGy2dw
Why do we have to run one dirtillion races during senior year?
>>3192308>neutral evil crab
>>3192284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO9OEKsXQ5II love Tama.
>>3192294The 1600 speed would be fine if they let you get to 30-40% TE for the third concert. The fact it’s all gated behind the second summer gives you a small window of actual strong trainings so a bad few turns then effectively kills your run. I’m sure we’ve all had more than a few where just one more hit would’ve salvaged it but instead you get one (or three) rainbow less turns at the end.
>>3192284Underworld - Second Toughest in the Infants
Now that we're back to running 2 Speed, 1 flex, 2 Wit and the scenario card does that mean that I want Guts sparks?Stam is simple enough to get for Miles and we will use Stam cards for Mediums/Longs. Power gets maxed out by clicking Speed Speed and Wit are easy to get. So Guts is what I want?
>>3192313>TRAINANCopano Rickey (clueless)>PLAYANOoma Moosomay and master duel >WATCHANNothing>LISTENANCreepypastas (in spanish)>READANThis thread>EATANI'll pick up Zaxbys when I get home from work>DRINKANWater>FAPPANNishino when I get home >FEELANEnd of year fatigue
>>31922941600 has literally never ever mattered
>>3192326Power sparks and some stamina or some speed
>>3192294You can run 2 speed cards with 0% speed growth, I've done it multiple times. That said, it does require very specific parents which can be really annoying. It's still very restrictive in the sense that it feels like at best, you run a single flex card. I remember I ran one speed card in some MANT decks and still hit 1200 speed, you can get away with some retarded shit in MANT as long as you hit a decent amount of RB. That said, I still prefer both scenarios to Unity 1 which I will always consider the worst by far.
>>3192284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qKhcs7i6Fs
>>3192316>AriaBased
>>3192329This is correct. 1600 is hardly necessary for a plat its only a green worth of speed
Is it normal to download update this slow on Steam?
>>3192313>>TRAINANRice but then the mutation never happened but I might as well continue the run for the fan count>>PLAYANFFR>>WATCHANKamen Rider W>>LISTENANSMTV Vengeance OST>>READANLast thing I read was Medalist>>EATANChocolate, will make a burger later>>DRINKANOJ>>FAPPANI'm taking antidepressants and started two weeks ago so trying to fap is a herculean effort, but what truly sucks is that I still get boners so I just feel frustrated but that one Awei Rice doujin >>FEELANkinda dizzy but otherwise chill
>>3192343What third world planet are you from
>>3192196THE UNBREAKABLE
>>3192284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5opLGK8nUw
>>3192345>spoilerI would seriously recommend you to flush your pills down the toilet while your boners are still the only thing that's gone.
>>3192347As someone from the third world, our internet speeds is the one thing I cannot complain about, you can get a massive bandwidth for a cheap subscription
>>3192350You misunderstand, that is not the problem I'm having
Any day now my umayome will finally tell me that she loves me instead of her yuri rival... I won't have to be alone anymore.. Any day now..
Another five borrows wasted on this trash ass system without a single stam/mile Kingu parent to show for it.
>>3192350
>>3192353Oh, sorry. If it makes you feel better, those will go away soon enough.>>3192356thank you honse
Are you ready for mare kino?
>>3192347>third world planet>Earth is the third planet from the sun...
>>3192351A 4.5% price increase every single month sucks. Not sure if ameribros have to deal with that bullshit too.
>SprintRNG, but less RNG than people think. There's some real skill expression here. High win rates are possible without debuffing>MileShit. Keen Eye + 564 dominator + hesitant, you lose 2.3 Lengths to double debuffs. Uphill battle.>MediumEXTRA shit. Lose 2.9 lengths to the same debuffs, OR you could be drained for 14% HP and die a painful death. Meanwhile there's Xoguri with perfect accel and a kit that rewards heals with more heals, healing at least 12%, making her basically immune to stam debuffing and a huge length hurdle to overcome when combod with speed debuffing>LongGood skill expression but stam reqs are high and stam debuffer stonks rise. No longer End Slop as Fronts Lates and even Paces have their own perfect accels to fight with. >DirtDirt umas are scarce and hard to mutate. Nobody wants to put in the effort so even more people just run 1 meta ace and 2 debuffers. All the problems of turf mile + the stale samefaggery of medium. Worst by far.>TL:DR: from most fun and fair to least fun and fair:Sprint > Long > Mile > Medium > Dirt
>>3192359Timezones make it absolute hell for me to watch but I'll check the races on YT after
>>3192362In South America, that's only Argentina and Venezuela. My cunt had 4% in a year. It's not that bad t b h.
>>3192366They need to stop running shit sprint tracks though. 0 corner late race bricking many kits and then this mass downhill bullshit doesn't make for fun races.
>>3192347It's absolutely not my connection.
>>3192343Yeh it was slow as fuck for me too, no clue where there servers are but being located at the exact furthest point from Japan on Earth probably didn't help.
>>3192373Frontards BTFO
>>3192373I'm not the guy evaluating distances but this is good. FUCK Angling and Scheming.
/v/ma night Matafaka so soon?
are titfags genuinely low iq? time and time again we've explained the difference between cup and bust size and they still think bust size is a good measuring tool for cup size
>>3192362fuck GOYsonal amirite
>>3192373They should run Niigata 1000m that's just one big straightThey should run Hakodate 1200 that is 60% uphill
>>3191360Don't mind if I do! She can "sheathe my holy sword excalibur" if you know what I mean!
>>3192382Don't lump me in with the others. I've explained the difference but it doesn't sink in with them.t. boob science division and registered Rebooblican.
/herse/ lost another last night and merging was brought up in club chat for reals, so I did some quick scouting and we've got the problem that that the number of people our clubs don't evenly round out to 30. Was suggested to hang on for one more month in case GM brings people back, but otherwise I think it's probably time to consider our options.There's more then 11 people in /herse/, but I only counted the ones who aren't flatlining
>>3192385For me, it's Tel-aviv-tro
>>3192390>in case GM brings people backit should kill some more instead
>>3192390Has /herse/ been making recruitment posts? Genuine question, I actually don't know.
>>3192394Not really
>>3192394You neighas really can't let go of dead things can you
>>3192394Would you join a club with effectively 11/30 members?It's Dober bruh
>>3192390/v/agabond has 4 corpses that haven't done a daily in months. Pretty sure danchou doesn't care to kick them only because we're not full yet. In theory we have more than 2 slots.
>/herse/ right now
>>3191679Helios's son Daitaku Yamato
>>3192313>TRAINANMyself. I'm tired of being out of shape.>PLAYANOne of those PC port AI recomps of Ocarina of Time. I never got to play it when I was a kid and since the remake is out, gross as it looks, I thought I'd finally give it a whirl.>WATCHANNuthin>LISTENANCurrently listening to my new jack swing playlist while I build other playlists from my personal library.>READANThis thread>EATANProlly gonna make some eggs over rice.>DRINKANWATER>FAPPANI finally got Koikatsu Sunshine to run smoother on my toaster PC so I've been fucking around with Uma models, making my own body templates, trying to make some OCs.>FEELANAfter my workout? Old and stiff, but I feel better about doing it. Just gotta remember that the movement counts, it doesn't matter how you feel about doing it. I need to stop thinking growth happens in the mind.
>>3191684Black Hawk is owned by Kaneko
>>3192313>TRAINANSuzu>PLAYANuma>WATCHANSBR>LISTENANThe Dust of Dead Suns>EATANfrozen pizza>DRINKANwotah>FAPPANAyabe>FEELANbreddy gud
I wanna run this track. Power basically becomes Wit 2.0 for maintaining top speed in the face of 750m uphill eating the entire early and midrace.
>>3192338>check the comments>not a single yo mama jokeThe internet has fallen.
>>3192390Nobody that comes back is joining a fucking 11/30 club. Just merge/leave already, the club has been dead for months.
Okay /herse/ situation is dire and all, but what about /hug/?
Brutal
>>3192411Based self-improvement anon
>>3192196>>3192392Imagine being a grown-ass uma and having smaller breasts than Flower.Shakur is so hot.
>>3192393This, Ramonu is unironically going to BRICK some neighas and fatigue from GL + MANT is at an all time high. We’re long past that exponential growth phase
>>3192313>TRAINANRudolf>PLAYAN3rd strike>WATCHANnothing this week>LISTENANClassical music>READANFinished The Prince>EATANrye bread>DRINKANtea>FAPPANnot today>FEELANok
>>3191886name everyone in this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH-cZYxAStQ
>>3192406calling dibs
>>3192416Its all probably older people, unless cello has become popular all the sudden
>>3192430
DUST IN THE WIND ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WINDYOU’RE MY BOY /HERSE/!
>>3192394none
>>3192313>TRAINANShichī>PLAYANMass Effect 1, got into a nostalgia trip and I torrented ME legendary edition, gameplay is meh but the story and characters are nice which is how all rpgs should be>WATCHANPlanning to watch odyssey either tonight or tomorrow, wanted to check it out>LISTENANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?Daft Punk - Get Lucky (Official Audio) ft. Pharrell Williams, Nile Rodgersv=5NV6Rdv1a3I>READANEh nothing really, I guess me1 sorta of counts as an audio book? kek>EATANsoup, nothing special, the good stuff is usually for the weekends>DRINKANwater>FAPPANNah, not feeling it>FEELANafter tonight I get a two week vacation where I can just kick back and relax, this whole microsoft nonsense actually helped me get to relax early too
>faa ordered ground stop "due to extraordinary circumstances and for reasons of safety."Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>3192419I have more fans than their entire club combined this month and I'm not even a top earner
>>3192441TURN ON THE NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
>>3192441Does that happen often?
>>3192419We’re in /hug/?Splendid.
>>3192446Nationwide, no. The last time this happened was because of an update in 2023. The time before that, 9/11.
>>3192446Anon last time that happened was during 9/11…
>>3192444THEY HIT THE FUCKING UMAGON
>>3192451So a couple months ago?
>>3192454finally
>>3192423What happened? Looking at the anon who left, he was practically subsisting off team trials fans for months, then suddenly woke up and started grinding fans like a clanker sleeper agent, and left.
>>3192457Probably wants to show his next club how many fans he can grind
>>3192457Finally had the realization that it’s REALLY not lookin good for /herse/
>>3192430DANCHOOOOOOOO THIS ONE
>>3192313>>TRAINANcheer halo parents.>>PLAYANwork>>WATCHANthe road>>LISTENANsonic vocal tracks>>READANstreet signs>>EATANcostco hotdog>>DRINKANmocha freeze>>FAPPANprobably Inari when I get home>>FEELANrelaxed from a chill week.
>>3192459>This is how many fans I can grind>I don't grind, but this is what would happen if I did.Sorry, but that doesn't explain the gap in your resume
>>3192457Dunno, they never said anything in chat
Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and skill hacks and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>3192466Would you bother grinding 7-10m fans a day in a dead club? By doing that for three days, he can apply for more demanding clubs and show them what he's capable of. A lot of the A clubs here would be interested in someone with those numbers.
>we can bicker all we want about botters and skill hacks and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because horses are lesbians
>>3192473>Would you bother grinding 7-10m fans a day in a dead club?You're asking a HEROYES I WOULD
>Get Dirt and Distance S in first inspiration>Horrifically behind on stats from that point onAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3192475Go join /herse/ then. Merge cancelled /herse/ bros the HERO is coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKsygCLBC-YNow here's the deal./vg/ can have that anon.BUTWe'll take another mamBWO.Howzabout it?
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>>3192470eos soon, we'll all be part of the great flatline in the sky
bwos... I'm deeply concerned about the state of /v/mapyoi... how will they recover if /herse/ spits up?
when i'm in a virtue signaling competition and my opponent is a small club supporter (his club is A+ and not vma)
>doomposting hourlet me try*ahem* guys, help. i hear ocean waves but i live in the mountains. should i be concerned?
>>3192489The FAA thing looks like it's equipment outages so more lmao microsoft and less terrorist attacks.
>>3192313>TRAINANAgnes Digital>PLAYANthe 'saac>WATCHANcatching up with SBR>LISTENANthe pillows>READAN?>EATAN?>DRINKAN?>FAPPANwho plans ahead for this>FEELANgud
>>3192489don't worry bro the water is fine
>all of these /v/masnoys trying to instill FUD in the best club/herse/ is fine, better than ever actually. Whole club is going to have a blast during Grand Masters, cope and sneed.
>>3192492The faa was trying to impliment an AI called s.m.a.r.t to help with comms and apparently it's causing issues
>>3192493>who plans ahead for thisYou'd be surprised. Some might even be mid-wank when typing it
In case you didn't know, our HOPEGOD will be the race announcer for the entirety of GM. Say something nice about him.
>>3192495
>>3192495when's the return to form?
New Mejiro Dober alt just dropped. How do you like her new costume?
>>3192493>who plans ahead for thisI've planned out my SSR and uma pulls for four years out and you don't think I've also made a spreadsheet with fap plan?
>>3192498No words needed!
>>3192498My Dreams Will Fly!
Now, I know it's not looking good for /herse/, but for any unfortunate prospective refugees out there, let's look on the bright side!I have it on good authority that Oy neigh actually has an open slot this mont- oh, it just filled.
>>3192501Looking good for a hag!She's the oldest living umamusume, right?
>>3192498Can't Top the Greats!
>>3192506Re/v/ugees are not welcome in oy neigh. They can join /v/ma
>>3192501rapeable
>>3192498No words needed
>>3192501such a qt
>>3192492this is downstream of every tech company pushing more and more outsourcing and or replacing people with imported jeets.
>>3192501Cute granny
>>3192493>who plans ahead for thisToday's tags are:swimsuitareola_slippubic_hair_peek
>>3192507Yeah, she's 32.
>>3192489I don't hear anything.
>>3191610DANCHOOOOOOOOOOO GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
I will shrimply outlast all of you by oshirunning, chilling in Group B and bricking myself by rolling for bad umas while ignoring cards
>>3192521ahhhhhhhh, a ningen
>>3192501isn't she basically like Mejiro Elder grandma tier in horse years? not sure if want...
>>3192519You have my attention
i find it really cute that we make these huge coats for these huge animals
>>3192519Cursed results. The Curren one is okay.
>>3192517>Claim AI is going to revolutionize everything>AI - actually just indians vibe coding >months later, literally EVERYTHING starts to fucking break
>>3192313>TRAINANDirt Nishino>PLAYANMan I dunno I finished OOT, not sure if I wanna play Master Quest or play some other Zelda right now>EATANSome sort of raspberry cheese cream bun thing>DRINKANWater>FEELANI'm glad I can finally replace the fat fuck with Nishino for my dirt team
>>3192521
>>3192535
>>3192535>>3192537Macrab...
>>3192537SHE'S UNDERGOING CARCINIZATION
MAYANO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>3192542LAAAANDIIIING KEEESUUUUUUU
>>3192542>HOP STEP LOCK ON!
>>3191358
>>3192547MOGGED
>>3192548Notice how not a single newma is there
>>3192548Roy's ears might be more muscular though
>>3192550But Brickey is right there?
>>3192551Roy's got other things going for her
>>3192550Aruvu has to be up there
>>3192548Your dick isn't smaller than their ears, right /v/ma?
>>3192525Think about the inheritance...
>>3192556Who the fuck is Aruvu?
>>3192548I'm feeling inspired to actually measure everyuma's ears in Blender. It would take a long time though...
>>3192564https://umamusu.wiki/Admire_Groove
>>3192559Listen, we're not going to turn /v/ma into a literal dick measuring contest
>>3192559It has to be in order to properly use El's earpussy
>>3192565Do it!
>>3192559>>>/vg/
>>3192565you should put Rob Roy in a real blender
Nobody wants to actually fuck ears.
>>3192550>newmas don't have biggest ears nor titsUmas are getting smaller, we have to stop this
>>3192573dicklet spotted
>>3192576I heard they're getting sluttier at least, but I don't remember anyone asking for "smaller and sluttier"
When next SBR!?
>>3192562
>>3192579I'm thinking of the distance, I don't think you guys want to do dirt again right?
>>3192568She will be a hit with /v/ma. We lust for the big boobed groovemas
>>3192559>Bigger than ZRR but smaller than RickeyEh it's ok
We already went over thisI'm a grower, not a shower!
>>3192589>Rice Shower>there's a Rice Grower that gets bigger ears when she's aroused
>>3192584While you're thinking of the distance, I'm going it.
>>3192590
>>3192584We're going to need some Longs eventually.
>>3192591What? >>3192593Not until GM, fuck that
>>3192594He's going the distance, anon. He's going for speed.
>>3192548I think narita taishin should jerk me off with her ears
>>3192593someone should host the GL memorial stakes, a 3600m in terrible conditions, aces must be trained in GL and xoguri is banned, also the stakes will feature 3 murmurers
So what are they gonna change Grand Masters to? Masters is problematic.
>>3192579What's SBR?
>>3192601They kept that one the same according to the datamine a few months back.
>>3192594>Not until GM, fuck thatReasonable but you could also force Nunity veterans only.
>>3192601Gay Minions
If I were to prank danchou with a bunch of spoiled eggs, what's the best way to go about it? In club chat, of course.
>>3192603Steel Ball Run, named after Steven Steel, there is also a guy who uses steel balls as weapons but that has nothing to do with anything
>>3192248>>3192247>>3192246>I don't hate slop when I'm horny
>>3192611>look at danchou's profile uma>make a backhanded insult about that uma for everyone to see>???>profit
>>3192584dahby
>>3192616What's a dahby?
>>3192615But I don't want to insult Nano, I want to watch danchou throw up from the smell.
>>3192620>I want to watch danchou throw up from the smell
>>3192622KEK that's that fermented fish stuff isn't it?
>>3192618mambwo...
>>3192603>In animeSBR is the Steel Ball Run, the 7th part of Jojo and it's about a race across the entirety of the United States for a 50M dollar price and other mysteries>In hereI host 1 room every Friday when the new episode releases, every race has different conditions and sometimes bizarre things happen in them. I also keep track of the points here >>3191573
if ramonu is so amazing does that mean I could use 0lb cb for the skill without sliming my stats?
Arima Kino SBR pls
>>3192629Why did you host it yesterday then...
>>3192616Did you miss the cursed Dahby? It was race 666 in Halloween
>>3192631>sliming
>>3192631you're better off just borrowing mlb cb in that case
>>3192632we already did that didnt we?
>>3192639But we need to borrow the Ancestors
>>3192639but I need to borrow ancestors
>>3192631Uncap her to LB1 at least, though do this after the ramonu pulls
>>3192641>>3192642You need to pull for the ancestors not borrow
>>3192409>YamatoI like to imagine she wears a miniaturized version of the Yamato's bridge as a hat in the same vein as a kanmuri, which just makes the idea of her doing a kick flip funnier.
>>3192633I'm admitedly a bit of an inconsistent host, I didn't have a dirter until the past couple of days. Gomen gomen
>>3192646I DONT WANNA PULL FOR BRICKCESTORS
>>3192646I'm not pulling a whole support for literally one build a voucher is my final offer
Since we have a flex slot again I will simply use my 1LB Power Ayabe to get Daring Strike.
I still think Ancestors and Ramonu will be on the same banner. That's why Cygames delayed everything. They want it to be a surprise
>>3192651It's okay Finemo and Machan are still leading even without my participation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mieD0p2s9gIA classic Helios/Hishiama/Fenomeno/Sirius/Vivlos umaganda vid just got upgraded.
i give up making a third ace. do deboofers need a in mile and/or dirt to function here
>>3192663Yeah and they'll give us Throne early for MANT, I believe in Cygames
>>3192663And I want a million bucks and a beautiful big titty woman to fall out of the sky into my lap.
>>3192666And Sweepy and Rice were there too, I guess.
>>3192668They actually did something even more based in giving us NUnity right after throne so nobody ever needed to pull for it
>>3192668Throne early would have been terrible for everyone that isn't a whale. Ramonu + Ancestors is good for everyone
>>3192667my dirt g a mile one appears to be working
>>3192663They unironically might, but worst case scenario they don't, playerbase plummets and we get some other compensatory freebies.
>>3192663Please don't get people's hopes up
>>3192674what style is the debuffer? i read somewhere that you have to make them fronts so that they don't block your aces and screw you over
>>3192676>and we get some other compensatory freebies.also not gonna happen
>>3192679I'm running two paces and I made it a late
>>3192676>worst case scenario they don't, playerbase plummetsBut that's a good thing. Weak trainers need not apply
>>3192677if a single post makes your hopes go up you should be dragged through another lap of mant + gl
>>3192684/v/ma (not the club) is 80% weak trainers
>>3192684You’ll get clankers in your A finals and you WILL like it
>>3191901>stupid memeIt's neither a joke nor that stupid. >>3192255If you liked Duck Life, you'll like this game a lot.
>>3192687That’s any playerbase. The strong are always in the minority. It’s easier to play casually than sweat
>>3192685>another lap of mantyes please>+ glnyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>3191901Prove that it’s stupid by posting a good character with an unidentifiable silhouette.
>>3192685A single post can derail the thread. There are also generally speaking more lurkers than there are posters. It’s better to keep expectations low as possible with something like this
at this point id rather just roll for ramonu and even wait for GM just to get it over with
>>3192693
Reminder that if you traveled to LA for Uma 7th or made plans for it, email Cygames to reimburse travel/cancellation fees if you haven't done it yet.The deadline is at the end of the month.
>>3192701Dr Alan Grant, GOOD design.
>>3192701That's Monkey D. Luffy
>>3192697Dante from Devil May Cry vibes, but the hair is too long. Who is it?
This isn't at all related to the on-going discussion.
