I hate this game; the only way to win is to pay.
Then stop playing it? The only people who are addicted to this game are kids with no computers or street vendors in manila and jakarta killing time because they have no customersYou're all dark systems to everyone else
I have 13 stars left before Epic 5 man this grind is crazy
>>1965754I have a serious addiction problem; this is worse than any drug. It is consuming my life and my health. I wish I could kill those people from the dark system with my own hands to release some anger.
>played my first game with a friend>match up with 5 real people and lose>get flamed in all chat by enemy team>report them>nothing happensI forgot how toxic MOBAs are...Going to unfriend everybody and just play solo from now on
>2 games away from Epic 5 and the nightmare being over>dark system kicks in and I got 3 bot teammates>lose a star>report all of the feeders>no negative reprecussionsI hate this game why did I spend $20 on cosmetics for it
>>1966677but everyone sub epic is a bot
>>1966683guy in chat was telling my whole team could feed a buffet and we're all fking feeding and reporting him did nothing
>>1966685yes if you couldn't carry your team you were also a bot.
>>1966691I had to fill support because they autolocked all the important roles...
>>1966721gloo, edith, and arlott were open
>>1966731Bro what fucking ever dude I got there in the end Should have taken me only 40 games if I didn't have 4 bot matches with 5 deaths 5 minutes into the game or a marksman with a fucking functioning brain but I did it.Stupid ass matchmaking should shadowmatch bots with bots in important tier promo matches. I should not have to burn 3 star protections in the last tier before Epic.
>>1965743>the only way to win is to paythis is the most free to play game yet.you can reach mythic without spending a single dime.
If franco misses his hook, he should get launched towards that location like fanny's cablePunish this worthless fake-tank by throwing him into the middle of teamfights whenever he missesIt's ridiculous how francofags have least damage taken + least damage inflicted at the same time because they are just sitting in the back doing nothing and providing no utility to the team, worst hero in the game
If someone picks a Marksman and dies more than they kill they should be forced to go 5 games without being able to queue as Marksman againYou're supposed to carry our team not go 1/7
>>1967440gg no roam
>>1966677Real dark system activates after mythic+, you will get dumber teammates than you did in lower rank gamesEpic and legend were considered dark system hell before but now the ranked journey peaks at legend in my opinion and goes downhill after that
>>1966731Edith mains are a rarity
I'm going to goon to the new Lylia skin.
>MM attacking the jungle creep mid team fight
>>1965743I fell for the meme I spent money to get a legend skin I don't even main Johnson but I wanted it
>>1968273>Literal MSGK skinEasiest purchase of my life. Looks way better than her Neobeast skin.
Fucking healbots. How do you look at a burst comp or a squishy comp or a comp with NO frontline and decide to go fucking floryn/estes and sit in the back or go angela and not even play the game.
Flex que should be removed. Im almost at 200 stars and i get a Legend rank, 2 Honor rank with 39 and 41 stars and another immortal teammate... who has 101 stars. This is just not fucking fun. I grinded all season and i still have to play with the literal mouth breathing apes from low ranks who are hard stuck down there? I dont care how long the que is, but being in immortal should mean something, it should make you feel like you achieved something and you should only play with other immortals.
Which rank can I stop babysitting the gold laner?
>>1969578You should never do thisIf you are a tank go to the mid lane and help your mage clear his first wave while harassing the enemy mage, then give your jungler vision and protect him from getting invaded, after that just rotate around the map with your mid laner, when objectives are about to spawn you can start fucking with the enemy jungler and disrupt his farm so he loses focus of what he's supposed to do and tries to kill you insteadBut if you are a healslut you can't really give vision without getting raped, you can't protect your jungler from early invasions, you can't zone enemies away from objectives, so what you should ACTUALLY do is go with your fighter instead of your mm, exp lane is aggressive, the trades start early and the fights are pretty close so one side having a healer makes a huge difference, use this to snowball your fighter And if your mm complains that he is 1v2 in his lane don't worry that's actually a good thing, it means the enemy roamer is retarded and you have a good chance of winning the match
I hecking love being the least interactive piece of shit in the game
>>1970105I love when my Jungler never kills any Turtles early game so we lose because he wants to chase kills instead and then calls our whole team ass
>>1970113Yeah but jungle refused to do turtle despite his retri being up because "we wouldn't get it"
Getting a girl as your jungler is just an instant lost
>>1970288Lie, Most of the people who carry me are women.
>>1970293That's a lie. Whenever someone reveals they're a woman, it's used as an excuse when they're trolling.
>>1970293>Meanwhile: average female player
Stupid sexy brat, i bet you wont be so smug once i get you pregnant
>>1970325I'm just a girl
>>1970377>I'm just a girlso true sis
>>1970377why do they always say this
>>1970293Nice try celeste
>>1970492Celeste should come to the Philippines, Europe is literally the easiest noname server on this planet. Their Mythical Immortal is the same skill level as our Legend ranks
>>1970494True
>>1970494Nobody would move to SEA from Europe on their own free will
I like kagura's oriana style gameplay but I wish she wasn't holed into just using a burst combo
I'm a relatively new player. Can I add an anon to be friends with? And team up for any spending event if it comes to that.
>>1970677This is not a healthy game, bruh. You shouldn't play it. Uninstall it now while it's not too late. If you're curious, better play Wild Rift, that one is a good MOBA game unlike this crap.
>>1970682I'm only playing this because everyone at work plays it even my bosses
>>1970677What the other guy said, this game is just a cheap, shameless copyDo you really want to spend thousands of hours on some shit with no identity or soul? Even the highest ranks are filled with brainless ipad kidsThe ideal scenario would be staying away from this genre but if you are REALLY interested then play a real moba instead of this ADHD kid babysitting simulatoryou only have one life so waste it away in style
>>1970685Shouldn't they be working instead of playing?? :/
Why do SEA apes like this game so much?
>>1970708Average SEA gamer had to make a choice between using his pagpag lunch money to play dota in the PC cafe or play this baby game on his phone for freeThe gachafaggotry pulled them like a magnet too
>>1970354>>1969214>>1968273Lolicon are so easy to please.
>>1970354How the fuck do you have so much coin
>>1970735OK
>>1965743>playing MOBAs Faggot>playing g P2W mobile MOBAslopBiggest faggot
>>1971090>p2wEmblems barely matter after the starter levels...
>>1971090>>playing g P2W mobile MOBAslopwhat are you even talking about
how do you do more damage with lylia? feels like if you dont have a tank with cc it's hard to keep people in your orb's radius and that late game her damage falls off
>>1971121>>1971206>He doesn't know about moonton altering hitboxes on several skins, the most infamous one being franco's hook having at least 3-4 different margins of error depending on the skin, or some skins giving you extra i-frames when using mobility skills of heroes New player or low rank? Most of us already abuse it
>>1971270proof?
>>1971310Open hero training and try it yourself, I'm just a random guy on the internet I could be lyingTest it with franco's king of hell skin vs default
>>1971393Another example is selena's stun skin, the skillshot arrow
This dogshit game. 10+ minutes when queueing unless you "expand matchmaking" for even shittier teammates
>>1971485Dude the queue times are the only reason to ever touch this shitty game, I could queue at 4am and get an immortal lobby in secondsIf you don't even live in an MLBB region then there's literally no point in playing this game, play dota if you're gonna wait for matches anyways
>>1971485Get on wild rift
>>1971760>just play the game that's even more deadwhat did league of lesbians bro mean by this?
>>1971648If I expand matchmaking or play classic it takes seconds. I just dont think there's enough high mythic players in my region.
We need more heroes like Marcel. Stupid skinny twink with those cock sucking lips and stick legs and arms, i can fold this stupid little guy into any position i want and he cant do anything just whimper
Do you fags really climb this boring game every season? My only goal was to reach 100 stars once so I could mark this game as "completed" in my excel sheet videogame trackerout of all the multiplayer games I have added so far this was the easiest one
>>1972568I just do 20 games for the season skin I'm too tired of braindead team mates who want to call group fights and then back off while I go in and die or ping me to go to lord and then proceed to chase mid lane halfway across the map while I die to the other 3 enemy team when they storm lord. Schizo ass team mates think they're better than they are.
>>1972660>20 games for the season skinBased and same. If it were changed to 40 or so I wouldn't play ranked at all.
>>1972524No, shut the fuck upWe need more character designs like bane, zhask, minotaur, grock, old faramis, old vexana, kaja, barats, belerick, atlas, balmond, jawhead etc.Enough with the generic twink males and skin sale whores
>>1972879i dont want to fuck monsters, i want to fuck boys. Go play pokemon if thats what you are into
>>1973094low test fetish
>>1972879We need more little girls actually.
>>1973105Silence SEA monkey, fucking boys is peak masculinity. I will bend you in half and use you as my cock sleeve, than you cry about low testosterone.
>>1973107I'm not from SEAThey are the ones who love dressing little boys up like girls and making them work as prostitutes, sounds like you'd fit right in with the SEAmonkey crowd
>>1973112SEAcel cope, dont bring beastiality in my game. I seen on twitter what you did to Chips. You just want to shave it and rape it how you do it with orangutans.
>>1972879I'm fine with the current roster but the monster guys should get more epic skins
>>1972524>>1972879>>1973106Cant you just jerk off to adult women instead of jerking it to males, monsters and minors?
>>1973120Haha nice projection buddyI didn't even mention chip, and I listed a variety of different characters like faramis and zhask, yet (You) seem to be fixated on having sex with animals for some reason, maybe you have a secret fetish?
>>1973122There's too many adult women, the ratio is skewed. We need a new female child.
>>1973106Many are saying this.
>>1973216Bruh... the FBI.
previous general was way better
>>1973122We need a transgender hero to appeal to the white people audiance
>10/20 matches for the ranked skin so far>win 2 in a row with good teammates>3rd matchup is dark system'd, 3 fucking people want to go midlane and don't change their pick>of course team collapses>report all of them>nothing happens even when one was blaming the others in group chat and afkingI hate this game so much why do my favorite characters have to be tied to mobas...AND THE FUCKING HANABI INSTALOCKERS WHO DENY ME MY THAMUZ PICK JUST TO GO 2/10 BECAUSE THEY FEED ALL FUCKING GAME SHOULD BE PERMABANNEDPERMABANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNED
>>1973325How are hanabi instalockers denying you thamuz? Hanbi players never role queue exp or jungle
>>1973325Unironically skill issue. Its been 2 days, if you are still not Mythic by now, you are dark system too
>>1973332This one did it instalocked exp lane in 2 seconds right before I picked Thamuz.Never fucking trust Hanabi players they're all subhuman fucking scum
>>1973336>instalocked exp laneWtf is this? Doesn't ranked only have role queue?
>>1973336nigga go to school and learn english instead of crying about 10 fucking matches
>>1973338That guy is probably lower than epic so he doesn't have role queueWe have been getting a lot of new players in the general lately
>>1973348How is he below epic and complaining? Those are literally free bot matches
>>1965743Uninstalled after the season reset. I was mythical Immortal with a 60% win rate last season, and now I'm at 30% after 18 games. The matchmaking is awful. Constant trolls or players who don't know the basics, and somehow the trolls never get banned. Complete waste of time.
>>1973462I uninstalled it 2 seasons ago and never touched it again, I only come here to shitpost when im banned on /v/
>>1973462Good decision, bruh. What is worse is that those same trolls have good matchups and easily reach Immortal without the slightest effort. That's why they call it the dark system.
No fucking way they got ultraman in hok now, their collabs genuinely mog ml at this pointIf they ever manage to bring kamen rider im installing it with zero hesitation
>>1973581I would switch but hok is too chinky for my taste
>>1973586I don't mind all the wuxia type characters but I'm too tired to learn a whole new roster right now even if there are some similar heroes with similar abilities
>>1973581Who even cares about Ultraman outside of Japan and boomers? If it was Super Sentai or Kamen Rider I'd agree with you on the mogging aspect.
>>1973644MeI like it more than sentai and I consider even a 1-0 toku collab score to be a mog
>>1973581A Godzilla collab with a moba would be the real mog, let's be real.
>>1973686Gamera > Godzilla
Just hit Glory with sun split pushing all game, they need to nerf this monkey
>>1973770>How DARE you refuse to participate in your team's group feeding session and try to split-push instead? I hope you're ready to have your cock crushed under these heels chuddy
>>1971760>wild riftInstead of the dark system that game has the pitch black system
>>1974573lol
>trying to get to mythic asap>get a 48% win rate layla with 1k matches on layla playedI'd be nice if they just put anyone that got outside of epic last season would just go straight to legend at least, just like how league does it.
>>1974641You are the dark system
>>1974641>crying about epic
>>1973780worst janny of all time, she is the mastermind behind dark system
every time I get to Grandmaster 1 5 stars I immediately lose 3 in a rowfucking piece of shit game
>>1970784Probably a hacker
>>1974922This is just a dark system general at this point, it's so overWas nice knowing y'all but im out
>>1974925Show your max stars
Lylia using her ult after cumming in her tight cunny
>>1974922this guy is struggling with bot matches lmao
Thank GOD aulus is getting revamped. He used to be so ugly, nobody want to play with a hairy little goblin. He is cool and edgy now
Jawhead has been the same since his release 8 years ago. Some heroes got revamped 4 times in that time, but he is still the same. How would you revamp it?
It's actually impossible to unlock the season skin color blast Urban Player what the fuck how do I get 120 season crystals when my queue loses so badly every single time
>>1975564Visual revamp. Add HP based damage to the 2nd phase of his skill 2, like Zhuxin but physical.
>>1975564Make her sexy
>>1975602This. Turn her to an attractive cunny
>>1975564make her into an 18 year old mechanic who upgrades jawhead or something
I haven't met a single good mid Kadita when going solo in ranked. Fucking Zhask would be more useful.
>>1978044Wait till you play tigreal and the kaditroons start throwing the match because you aren't giving them free savages every fight or them not following up when you do a perfect initiationCrazy how these gay assassin heroes like kadita, hayabusa and lancelot are some of the easiest to play in the game, yet low IQ shartsystems think they are hard despite all the baby mode i-frames they getKadita and gusion in particular are 2 heroes that let shitters feel skilled
This game is dogshit. I hate you people for tricking me into installing it and if you like it you play games too boring for good players so you can feel good about yourself.
>>1978342You really should find 1 lane you like and main it the emblem level difference is cancer in Ranked the first few months until you hit lvl 60
>>1978342Who tricked you?We have been telling you it's a dogshit game for ADHD kids who neither have the means nor the skill to survive a day in any real ASSFAGGOTS
>>1978044>Zhask better than KaditaThese retarded hard stuck Grandmasters have the same voting power in choose your legend as the human players.
>>1978579He's right, it's way better to have a zhask teammate because you already know this guy is decent at it, since he didn't choose based on (((meta))) tierlists or to show off girly skinsMeanwhile 90% fags in high rank pick kadita when they get autofilled mid (usually because they didn't get jungle) and they perform horribly, just repeating their suicide combo over and over again Also in many enemy compositions, using precision assassins like selena, kadita, gusion etc is completely worthless, having zhask here would be 10x better even if it's not the best optionif you don't understand this then you're the dark system
>>1978611Show how many stars you have
>>1978618>No argumentConcession accepted
>>1978622No argument need to be made when you are hardstuck in Mythic 10
>>1978611>yeah im totally not that anonI would rather have a 50 match Kadita who can reliably kill an enemy instead of a 1000 match Zhask whose only contribution is one big body in a teamfight that gets deleted in a second when lategame hits anyway. Kadita has a dash, cc immunity, long range crowd control and reliable burst dmg. Zhask doesnt even have a passive. If you are a good player you shouldnt die.>b-but it can catch them off guard after they rape me!!!You shouldnt be catched at all you inbred fuck. You shouldnt die at all. Dont blame the tank for your dogshit positioning either. Kadita can reposition without any problem and harder to catch off guard. The ganking is way different for them as well. Imagine you are an exp laner. You see your mid coming to gank. Who do you want to see, one that can reliably engage, burst and disengage, or some retarded bug shitting another big, easily avoidable minion on the field and have their exp laner just step back? I dont know what kind of dogshit server you are from, but i usually get pretty reliable mages with 30 in mid 10 in roam. You talking about suicide combos but Zhask also needs to jump in his ultimate and if they have just onr hero who can tank the damage, he is fucking trash. No aoe dmg or cc, Zhask is just fucking trash and nobody picks it for a reason.
>>1978860He isn't me, that's for sure. I just wanted to give a bit of activity to the thread with a bait. The few good Kaditas that I encounter are roamers, but I'm in NA server, and we're all shit compared to SEA anyway.
Who's a good reliable assassin jungler I can use to learn how to jungle?
>>1979148lesley
>>1979148Saber.
>>1979148Lancelot
Bro what do you fucking mean the painted skin is locked behind Epic Rank 2 I can't even get 3 wins in a row
>>1979923uninstall the game please
>>1979923What's it like being a dogshit player that cant even reach epic
>>1980051I'm Epic 5 with 4 stars dumbass I've had 4 separate Epic 4 rank up matches and every time no matter what it's a feeding Hanabi or Miya that costs us the game Roam Lane Dark System is cancer
>>1979923Is it locked for Epic?? I didn't know that.
Alright I'm a shitter jungler but I'll still grind to be a better jungler
This game needs to let you ping your teammates like in lol. Imagine getting to spam ping my jungle when they make me tilt. Vgh that'd be the life.
>>1980931all you have to do is go red buff -> crab -> golem -> blue buff -> gank exp or mid lane now that you're level 4 then take turtlePeople overcomplicate jungle and try and gank before they get their ult upTHAT'S A MISTAKE
when roam jg mid and exp are all dominating the game but the marksman doesnt know how to teamfight or clear waves so you lose at 25 minutes after leading by 13 kills at 15 minutes
>>1982273Just autofill I finally climbed a rank after doing this so I don't get a bot marksman
>>1982273match wouldn't 't have gone to 25 minutes if you knew how to end
>>1982289see that would make sense if the enemy was as bad as our marksman, but they werent
>>1982300you have a 13 kill lead so I dont see how you dont end at 15
Aulus revamp so ugly
Did any of you reached Global 1 with a hero before? Is it worth the grind?
>>1982730Nigga the max mmr i could get was 3910 with 500 matches on Alpha last season. Only hackers and boosteds get Global.
My pinay fuck buddy plays this while I lay pipe into her. She gets progressively more distracted and usually winds up feeding and losing badly.Know this: if there is a Filipina on your team and she sucks it may not be because she's bad at video games but because she's getting her guts re-arranged at the same time.
im just gonna start playing damage roamers, im tired of these fucking moronic laners failing to get kills after i cc the enemy right in front of them
This game is really fun if you get a good team. 5 man que is pretty hard, but it's also super fun, even if we lose
>>1982956It's fucking horrible when my team ignores jungle call to turtle and lord and when we lose some retard flames in chatSubhuman fuckers ruin it.
Idk if anyone else here is a newfaggot like me but apparently this is how you can cheat the jewish gacha system to get a guaranteed Naruto skin of your choice at the cheapest priceI didn't understand the concept of saving rolls until I saw the top up missions halfway and at the end of the event
>>1983100>cheat the jewish gacha system>by giving it slightly less money
>>1983139They should just sell it straight in the shop for $15 so yes, Jewish
>>1983141what did i say that made you think i was disputing the jewish part?>they should sell a digital skin for 15 dollarsoh okay, youre illiterate.
>>1983144>by giving it slightly less moneyOh you're a bootlicker
>>1983164i was pretty clearly implying you shouldnt give moonton any money at allyou either have dyslexia or you dont actually know english or youre too retarded to understand what greentext is or some combination of these
>>1983317The next time you lose a match you should run out into traffic
These skins are way too expensive, damn it! Every time I ask, the minimum they spent to get just one skin was 4500 diamonds. That’s almost like $100 for a single skin!!! Jesus Christ, the people at Moonton are starving deadbeats, they want to squeeze every last cent out of this collaboration.
>>1984146Thats like not even a day's worth of salary, where the fuck are you from poorfag?
>>1984153from one of the poorest and most uninhabited holes in the world. USA
>>1984158Time to get a job lil bro
