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>>2138175
4 chan is a schizo dual-personality (reflecting the fact that there are two types of people on here, normal & above average volk, and the other trash that are homos, trannies, 3rd worlders, /pol/, bots, glowies, (((some people))) etc.
Skills
>hacker
pros: can do most of the things other carachters can.
cons: gets sabotaged by his second personality.

[Note]
Engages in risky quests.

Tumblr is whatever your worst nightmare of a city dwelling person looks like. No skills other than manipulation.

>rebbit
Scientist.
As game progresses he gets turned into Tumblr, gets corrupted and slowly forgets his skills - which then are forgotten by the game itself.

By the end of the game The Boss fight is revealed to be actually 4chan fighting vs Tumblr, fallen Reddit, and his own alter-ego himself.
The game is revealed to have a mystery ending - as the game is alike "The Force Unleashed" where You can have multiple endings based on Your choice.


Ending no.1:
4 chan defeated. World burns. No subtitles.
Just black screen and >GAME OVER<
Second Ending:
4 CHAN wins but is revealed to be an agent of evil, and the boss fight was just a trial for him, not a good vs evil fight.
Third option:
4chan wins but keeps his schizo personality resulting in a dual-morally retarded ending.
4th:
4chan wins and cuts the head of tumblr, while reddit, bleeding out reveals to 4chan that he has a son which he'd like 4chan to take care of after rebbit dies of it's wounds. 4chan's alter ego is totally destroyed as he wins his inner fight.
>5th ending:
It's a stale-mate. Nothing changed but the experience of the player was gained. Awaiting it's number 2 release...may get cancelled.


Missing features in this post: sense of humor.

Easter Eggs:
>reddit discovered to almost succesfully developing the cure for cancer, before being manipulated mentally into thinking cancer is a natural cause of death and should be preserved
>4chan is linked to have been possibly tumblr's brother separated at birth.

>>2138175
They're calling it the most 2009 image ever made