>Discuss husbando>Worship husbando>Bully husbando>Post art, headcanons, greentext, etc.Last Thread: >>59226366>TQSomebody recommends an escape room as a fun date idea. How do you and he fare with it? Is it actually fun for you two or is he having words with the person recommending it?
>>59270147I always like this picture I think it captures their personalities well.
>>59270147>faggot general
I need him carnally
>TQWouldn't be his first choice for a date night but I think we'd be able to figure it out. He'd probably think that the concept is silly and make some sort of snarky remark about it to whoever recommended it. Though once we got in there, he'd come up with some solution that sounds completely nuts but somehow works, leaving us both be surprised.
what's up everybody, the closest i've come to a hands free orgasm was thinking about pegging him
>>59270318Hot
>>59270189Hot...>>59270318I still remember that post. Based as fuck
>>59270147Not only does he get us through the escape room in excellent time, he probably picks up a couple ideas in case they ever build another base.
>>59270189What did AZ mean by this?
>>59270189This man is yuge anon. How does he fit? Do you have to practise and work up to him
>>59270622That he has needs too>>59271003Love will find a way
Would you get a tattoo of your husbando?
>>59271890I wouldn't because I don't like the concept of tattoos personally but I think it's based when people do it, especially if it's an unpopular one like GordieI unironically kneel
>>59271890Tattoos aren’t my thing but I would worry about growing out of it. I don’t know how I’d feel if I was 60 with a tattoo of a Pokémon character.
>>59271890I would definitely get a Volo tattoo with giritina, I already have a vaporeon one
>>59271890No. Even a pokemon is pushing it unless you have a lot of other tattoos, in which case, whatever.Maynard James Keenan comment goes here.
>>59270147>TQ Pretty good I think. I believe Volo is clever enough to get through an escape room without too much issues. Might have to carry me though kek>>59272001>I already have a vaporeon oneOh dear. I hope no one has given you grief over a certain copypasta
>>59271890I would get a tattoo that subtly references him and looks nice on its own, but I'm not into having characters or logos as tattoos. Even a Pokeball feels like it would be too much for me.
>>59272040Haha I've gotten so much from coworkers
>>59271890I'm not into tattoos at all, but if anybody else wants them, that's their prerogative.
>>59272056Based
>>59271890I have a tattoo but idk if I’m brave enough to get a tattoo of him, unless it was somewhere that’s usually hidden. That being said, if I were to get a visible one I might get something that is a nod to him, like a design of his gym badge perhaps.
>>59271890I don't have any tattoos, but I've thought of getting one of his Pokemon if I ever did.
>>59271890I wouldn't get a tattoo of anything, so no.
>TQIngo and Emmet would both be really good at an escape room, I feel. Especially if they're in one together, they'll probably find a way to solve that in 10 minutes. Twin teamwork power, I guess. Larry... maybe not, outside of a few eureka moments he would have. I'm very bad at IRL escape rooms, but I like point and click flash ones since the answers are obvious if your cursor highlights the answers lol>>59271890I've been used to being poked with needles for medical reasons since infancy, but for some reason the idea of getting a tattoo mildly terrifies me. I also think I would get annoyed seeing a drawing on my body every day since I get tired of nail polish colors pretty fast, so I can't imagine a tat would be any better lol, but I'd be lying if in my youth I didn't consider getting a flower or star somewhere inconspicuous (kinda defeats the idea of a tattoo if I don't plan on ever showing it off, huh?) I'd rather own physical media that's husbando-related instead.
>>59273485>I'd rather own physical media that's husbando-related instead.Definitely. Walk into a room and get bombarded by husbando merch
>>59271890In theory I'd like to have a badass and very unsubtle tattoo of him and his pokémon on my back, with like, flames and shit. Idgaf if other people think it's cringe. But I don't actually want any tattoos so I'll just design a cool T-shirt instead.
>>59273641Oh that reminded me, I was gonna make myself a t-shirt with him on it
>>59270147>TQ Faba would be good at the escape room thing but he would also be insufferable during and after. He would keep going on about how his superior intellect made this a walk in the park. I would probably be slow at it and he would be so condescending about it. The ego boost from working it out would probably make him want to do more.>Pic related, its faba inviting me to another escape room
I miss drawing Officer Volo
>>59275720should draw some more of him ;P
>>59275775I should but I've been super fixated with serial killer Volo
More oc
>page 10Where is everyone??
Rim your husbandos
>>59277599Husbandos don't poop, so it's fine
>>59277599You have no idea what I'd give to do it just once
>>59277599It's what he deserves
>>59277548Rimming my husbando
>>59277599hell naw he's gonna rim me. im the pillow princess of the relationship
>>59277548Rangebanned>>59277677But that's what adds the flavor :(
>>59277548Been out of the house and enjoying the nice weather
What's the appeal of rimming? What if his ass turns out to be hairy? What if he stinks?
>>59278999It's for people who have watched too much porn
>>59278999>What's the appeal of rimming?It feels really really good>What if his ass turns out to be hairy?Good, I would disappointed if he wasn't>What if he stinks?There's this thing called showering
>>59279015I don't watch porn>>59278999I want to pleasure him in any and every way. I also want to peg him and I think that if I want to put something in that hole then I should be willing to take care of it in other ways
>>59278999>What's the appeal of rimming?For me, I'm just a huge sub. I wanna lower and degrade myself for him as much as possible. So licking his ass feels like one of the biggest acts of submission I can do. >What if his ass turns out to be hairy? What if he stinks?Even better.
>>59279131Let me guess, Volo?
>>59279131I'm more of a switch but I like the idea of tying him up and making him squirm from the sensation
>>59279320Nope, Gio
>>59279320>>59279496That seems too tame for Volo anons.
would your husbando make you wear diapers to humiliate and punish you? haha :)
>>59279702No because he's not a mentally ill freak
>>59279702Nah, neither of us would be into that
>>59279496I knew it.
>>59277548Brain is occupied by a different husbando from a different series and SC2 Larry, but I don't have a lot of Larry art to post. Mostly because I don't know where all the good Larry artists on xitter are lol
>>59278709Liar, it's been raining this week
>>59279942God I wish it would rain where I am. I blame Maxie.
>>59279932>I don't have a lot of Larry art to postWell, Batabiru (OP image's artist) has been drawing him a lot, the only two problems are that she draws a lot of gayshit and only posts her art on Xfolio (on Bluesky too, I think)@woppero_prpr, @rott_ur and @monoland27 also draw him sometimes
I need him to sit on my face like right now
>>59279991Oh thank you, I've heard of batabiru and rott_ur but not the other two. Blushing Larry is so cute...
>>59280010PEPPER ASSPEPPER ASS
Arven and pupperdoos :3
Arven and aprons
>>59280069I love you maid Arven
>>59280013No problem, anon
>>59279987>Darling you know I love you but...>Checks weather>Sweltering heat for the 4367th day in a row>Maybe Primal Grouden wasn't such a good idea after all>Maxie who's been reading the newspaper this whole time>Paper quivers as he trembles and breaks down
>>59280692Adorable
>>59280692kek
>sweats
You don't love your SO's at all.
hawt
cute
>>59282232Do you think its easy or harder to hide the hard on in a kimmono
god i wish that were me
>>59282803It can be you, there are lots of sites where you can print pillow cases now. Go and live your dreams
>>59282803>official artYou can do better than that, anon
>>59282803nanu eyeing up that pizza
got a sex toy that can synchronize to music if i want it to. used my husbandos theme to test it out..im so thankful to be living in this era sisters
>>59283596Holy shit, why didn't I think of that? Now I REALLY need one of those.
>>59283596>a sex toy that can synchronize to musicThat's creative, kek. I guess I can see the vision. Have fun, anon.
>>59283641 get a toy thats compatible with the joyhub app. theyre pretty cheap on amazon (maybe lovense has something like that too?? but i find the toys on amazon to be more varied in what i want) :3c got one that feels prob the closest to irl oral and omg.. that + wine = a very happy satisfied yumejoshi. >>59283661Thanks nonna <33
goodnight bread
>>59284543Sleep tight, anon
Volo_whimpering_audio.mp3
>>59284543>breadSomething I want this man to do to me
>>59284911Yikes
>>59284911I love listening to his voice lines whenever Im feeling depressed, which is a lot of the time. So soothing
>>59284911When the fuck does that audio get used
What is your husbando doing RIGHT NOW?
>>59286051Judging by what time it is, probably eating lunch.>But which one?Yes.
>>59282232I am not far away from Marshal Super Fan title, he is indeed cute and underrated, I like how his fan artists often make him look embarassed, shy or flatterer outside of battles and training routines.I don't mind Grimsley but I guess I'll never reach a golden title for him because of the long queue of pokeboys and pokemen I like.
>>59286051considering the time he should be either home or getting home soon from work. I get off a bit earlier than he does so i can put on dinner for him for when he gets home :3c
>>59286553Dis nigga dead lmao
>>59286553This art is so beautiful! I hope you get his card anon!
>>59286553the dream would be to do pokemon card art of husbando
>>59286051Trying to not doze off from mid-afternoon exhaustion when the caffeine from earlier in the morning starts to wears off.
>>59286569This... I want to be his official card illustrator so bad
>>59286569>>59286846It would be awesome to make an official card, but nothing is stopping you from making one for yourself anyway. Design a card for your husbando :)
>>59287014>Design a card for your husbandoI'm trying ;_;
>>59287148I believe in you, you've got this!
>>59287014Eh, to me it just feels no different from doing fanart of him and I do that anyways. Working on something official is different.
>>59287329Yeah, I get that. Ultimately it's just based on what you want out of it in the end. If just having a physical card printed that you designed is enough, then making it anyway is great. But if the goal is to work on something officially, that's definitely not gonna scratch that itch. Still, I just want to encourage people to create for their husbandos regardless.
Thinkin I kinda wanna do another ZA run through
Ever acquired a new kink through your husbando?
piao_lao i love you
>>59285418I also want my husbando to bake me some bread. That would be very cute of him
>>59287848Yeah I like small pps because he has smol pp energy
>>59288701>I like small pps because he has smol ppSame but I like both big and small. I didn't use to like them small until recently, but only when it's him.
>>59288701How do you tell if your husbando has small or big dick energy?
>>59288952>anon can't sense penis auraNGMI
>>59288952Look at him anon, he does not give off big pp aura
>>59287848I figured out that I am way more into femdom than I thought I was because of him. Though I guess I've always liked more submissive/soft guys so it shouldn't be a huge surprise.
>>59288952delusion
>>59288952In Lance's case, he overcompensates by favoring dragon type pokemon
>>59287848Husbandos just multiplied my natural lust for cock in general, boxer briefs bulges and butts, soft and hard manhood, kidnapped and milked husbandos, husbandos being alpha and dominating but also dominated in the previous scenarios, topless husbandos with jeans or sweatpants, taking care of drunk husbando, locker room like voyeurism and watching husbando dressing up and off to work and when he comes back, clothed sex with his pants going down between ankles and above knees, husbandos wearing tracksuits like the trope Japanese PE or swimming teacher, wearing a business suit or a casual outfit, scenarios when we are strangers and meet for the first time, where he helps me or I am an MC and help him, multiple husbandos using me, casual public love and teasing but nothing too daring, moaning and groaning husbandos, defeating and then taking care of husbando if he happens to be a villain team grunt.I just love pokemen and my top favorite ones, the only fetish that come to my mind and I find repulsive are troonshit other gross stuff like zoophilia, gore, inflation, forcefeeding, scat, farts, cannibalism and other deviantart tier schizo shit, crossdressing trash from maids to lingerie, circumcision but I guess that covers gore, gigacocks (I like them small, average and average-big but no monster sized that you couldn't even fit anywhere even if you tried) and bodybuilder roided bodies, I cringe everytime I find this kind of fanart even from the thumbnails, I could get over non visible scars on his buddy once it is hard but the rest is an instant turn off.
>>59289335I'd totally worship Lance no matter the size, he is just too handsome, one of those pokemen that makes you feel safe yet overwhelmed by their presence, whenever I daydream about him my fantasies offer differ when it comes to his size, nothing patholgically microdized but sometimes I imagine him with a below average size, even if in the end average size is indeed the average or slightly above average final result of my combined fantasies. Recently been watching some of those infamous Sister Hong leaks, not for his parody looking character itself but for all those good looking (mostly Asian) next door twinks with lean and muscular bodies and 30-50yo men with good looking small tools were just as hot as the bigger size ones, in the end for its shape combined with his natural healthy body and facial beauty is the main priority for husbando attractiveness.
>>59289062Why is he perfect?
>>59289026>Is it possible to learn this power?Not from a normie
>>59287848Honestly, no. It's more like he was already ideal for all my fetishes. I actually struggled to not subject him to some of them because I wanted our sex to be pure and wholesome but I still ended up giving in to temptation. I'm exaggerating a bit, they're not that bad
I don't have a thing for Archer but at one point when I had a thing for Giovanni back in the day I collected all the Team Rocket lot pictures. Does Archer give off more in control vibes or simp vibes? I've seen people depict him as very calm and serial killery but ingame he's simping for the big guy. So how do you guys see him?
>>59290469>Does Archer give off more in control vibes or simp vibes?>I've seen people depict him as very calm and serial killery but ingame he's simping for the big guy. So how do you guys see him?I mean the serial killer-y thing is of course fanon but otherwise, isn't he a simp for boss with a calm, in control personality otherwise? Humans usually have more than only one character trait to them - I guess that's not always guaranteed for human-made fictional characters, but Archer luckily isn't *as* one dimensional as other Pokemon characters. So I guess he's an in control simp in my eyes
>>59290469He's a bordeline cultist like Saturn, the latter eventually realized his leader was a legit autistic schizo while Archer still pursuits his boss' ideals and plans and sees him as a figure he is devoted to, a zealous and loyal guy who really loves his senpai unlike Ariana who seems to just seek power and promotions herself, the other two executives just enjoy the Rocket gang life. I think he is also a perfection seeker and absolutely cannot accept his boss or own plans failing.You know, the kind of yakuza pupil that the boss listens and teaches to and relies on, perhaps eventually wanting him to carry the burden of leading the organization. Somewhat reminds me of Kai Chisaki character who came later.
>>59290773What's the context for that pic
my nips hurt and i am getting the urge to craftcraft for your husbandos to nourish your soul
>>59290966Ugh, wish I could tell you. I think this was only the cover image of a Pixiv log or whatever you want to call these multi image uploads. Pixiv was different back then & I was young, dumb and didn't know much about it (and people made it out to be reeeally hard to use if you're not a nip so I didn't even bother making a lurk account to get around the log-in screen blocks that'd hit you if you tried to peek inside these submissions).So I only saved this cover image. Years later after smartening up, I went back to check it out and save it properly. Alas, I was too late.
>>59290469Archer gets a bit unhinged in the manga but I mostly just go by the games in which case he's pretty calm and controlled. Even writes you a congratulatory letter for becoming the champion before tearing it up. There's definitely grains of truth in the fanon interpretations of him being a psycho and a simp for Giovanni, but that's just it--interpretations.
>>59290995I've lost so much art because of that.REMINDER TO SAVE ALL THE ART YOU FIND AND LIKE. It doesn't take up that much space and you never know when it may vanish.
>>59290995What a shame, I should've known by the _m at the end that you saved it many years ago. I know the feeling and I'm still sad about it, but thankfully an anon here helped me find thumbnails for the entire log last year.It's lower quality, but I found page 2 on Tumblr:https://theincrediblyprettygirl.tumblr.com/post/28373416731So they're fighting over the mic. Hilda wants to find N (which is what I didn't understand at first).>Only Sakaki-sama is allowed to kick me!kek
>>59291094>It doesn't take up that much space and you never know when it may vanish.Remember to make backups as well. You never know when your SSD or HDD might crash.I lost so much old art that can't be found online anymore because my old HDDs failed, and data recovery is kind of expensive.
Feels like this thread has been commandeered by Team Rocket lol
>>59292284The Rocket guys are hot so I'm not complaining lol. I've always been fond of James but I like Archer and Proton too.
>>59292453Yeah I didn't mean it as a bad thing lol I was just imagining walking into the husbando thread and everyone has been replaced by rockets dressed as various husbandos
>>59292516That would be fun to draw lol
>>59292544I have this at least
>>59292705Cute. Though I guess Petrel could dress up as any of our husbando lol
>>59292709I remember first seeing Faba back in alola and thinking he was a shiny version of Petrel
>>59292715kek I can see it
>>59292284FOR THE GLORY OF TEAM ROCKET WE'RE TAKING OVER THIS BREAD!
>>59294079Proton is hot. love me some sadists in my pokeman games
My first piece of Rocket art I've ever saved
wait nvm it was this, if grunts count
>>59292715It's funny that one of the (wrong) topics that you can select when interacting with Lusamine in the Lodge is "Petrel" kek>>59294203This artist was so based
Let me add to the TR posting and finally respond to some questions.>TQI think we'd fare with an escape room pretty well. Gio is pretty clever, and I imagine TR's work would lend itself pretty well to this kind of thing. Though on the other hand, I think it'd be cute if he struggled with some puzzles. I can see him gloating about how he's commanded many a spy mission, then struggle to piece together some code or whatever since he only gives orders and is lacking in actual hands on experience. I think we'd have fun though, but depending on how poorly I do, he might get annoyed and insist I get more training to be a useful TR member. On the other hand, if he's the one that does poorly, the escape room facility will suddenly go bankrupt for unknown reasons in the upcoming weeks. >>59271890Nah, I don't trust myself enough to commit to something that will be on my body for the rest of my life. But husbando forcibly branding me could be hot...... ^p^>>59286051It's 5am here, so Gio is probably wrapping up an overnight mission and ordering troops to pull out before the sun rises, then heading to bed as the day starts for the rest of the world. I should sleep too. At least Gio probably wouldn't mind me being a night owl.
>>59294203i miss these kind of pairings. male team rocket grunts are underrated husbandos
>>59294664Aww thats cute
>>59294203>>59294664>>59295767>this is what fandom puritans want to take away from (You)
Brandon is hot
>I love bad boys but would never ever date one IRL uhuh fujoshit single mama.
>>59296624yeah we gay keep scrollin
he can count as a grunt
>>59292709Petrel is a two for one deal. I can get behind that.
>>59271890Troon 1000% confirmed
>>59270147Passing through to say the Rainbow Rocket flash in the pan sure was something.>>59286334I do chuckle that he was the opponent in Surge's evolution story simply because "hey, a soldier is a different kind of strong than a blackbelt martial artist". I can't remember any other stories with him in that game.
>>59291094>I've lost so much art because of that.I've lost a little gold mine of my husbando because I didn't dare save the lewds off the website (and risk losing computer privileges until old enough to move out kek), which was slowly killed off over time & finally got discontinued (deleted) by the owner sometimes after I got my own laptop. Again, young & dumb... The idea of secretly acquiring a USB stick to hide such content from parents never crossed my mind... I just naively assumed I could come back to it later when I'm older. And nevermind anything like waybackarchive, had unfortunately no idea this was a thing back then, either (which is another layer of tragic as no crawlers seemed to have crawled that one).Wish I could somehow beam this wisdom 17 years back into my kiddo self's brain, kek. Ugh...>>59291108>spoilerSame. I don't think I'll ever be fully over my above loss, but what can you do. I'm glad you managed to get thumbnails for yours, at least!>It's lower quality, but I found page 2 on TumblrWow! Low quality is better than nothing at all! Thanks a bunch anon. How did you manage to find it?>ららららららららFukken savedAnd thanks as well for linking that blog, Already found some other interesting stuff I've never seen before on there....In case anyone's curious about what's going on in full:>Apollo: Come back! Sakaki-sama! Come ba->Touko: Move it, Tyrol>Apollo: It's Apollo.>Touko: EeeeeeN! Where are you right now!?>Mars: Akagi-sama! Can you hear me!?>Apollo: What are you doing! Only Sakaki-sama is allowed to kick me! Saka...>Mars: RERERERERERERE
>>59297996Aww poor baby
Come join our very husbando themed gym as we climb to S Rank, discord dm japanesebonustrack.
>>59297800At this rate we're gonna need a queue line for executives/admins/etc looking for their lost leaders
>fujoshittersngmi
I like it when Courbeau looks particularly cat-like
>>59296795He appeared in the main campaign with Bruno and Brawly, then in the Arc Suit N story, I think he should be more present in Alder's related stories since they are senpai and kohai.E4 in general should hang out more in their themed events.
>>59297800fat. stinky. cat lady pooner
>>59299707His smile is so gentle here, cute old man
>>59299707I really, truly hope my player managed to convince him to dick her down at least once before he kicked the bucket.
>>59300160Well I think it happened so it must be canon, that's how meme magic works right?
>>59300160If enough of us believe it, it may become canon. Our thoughts will gather like a genkidama.>>59299715He's not my husbando but I agree, he's extremely cute.
>>59300160It happened for sure!
>>59295767>the good ending>>59295829They'll have to pry my age gap shipping pics, fics & fantasies out of my cold, dead hands!
>>59295829I didn't even know that was a "problem">>59300414>age gap shippingEveryone knows in most cases it's pseudo-self-inserting anyway lmao
>>59300544wish I was on your side of the internet
>>59300544There's some drama about it with younger fans calling it problematic KEK but I've also not been around these people either.>>59300930It's great not being in the drama areas. Maybe I'm just too autistic and oblivious to see it, it's a good life though.
>>59300930To be fair, I don't use Twitter to interact with westerners.
I cannot understand what the issue is with shipping the main char with guys. Like the guy are hot and the char I play is the char I play
>>59301827Kinda makes me think about how when I was around Hilda's age I was super into shipping her with the Subway Bosses, but these days that doesn't really do much for me. I guess I can't connect with a kid the same way I could when I was her age. Don't get me wrong, the art is still kinda cute sometimes, but it really doesn't hit the same it did back then because my brain chemistry back then was crazy. Kinda miss it honestly, sometimes feels like I lost a bit of my zest for life and ended up being kinda boring.
>>59301843I mean I get it. I used to ship myself that way but now I like to ship myself with them as someone closer to him, like working in their organisation.
>>59303248Imagine how much different XY would be if we got to actually love Lysandre
there is a genuine lack of Corbeau herei am sad now
>>59304825You’re right fellow Corbeaulover. I’ve usually posted him quite a bit but honestly I haven’t checked the board much as of late. Feels like most of his fans/yume are concentrated in other places lol. Still waiting for an official Corbie plushie though
>>59304825There's usually a good amount but we posted more Team Rocket this time
>>59304825He's been posted a lot (naturally, since he's the most popular Pokéman right now) so I tried to post other guys in this thread more.
what fetish would your husbando have? mines would be into ryona
>>59305585Based, I need Volo to beat me up
>>59305585He wouldn't have any fetish.
>>59305585>le barely disguised "tell me your fetish" post has arrived
guzma
>>59305585Faba has a praise kink and also likes a bit of degradation but not too much. You have to throw some praise in there or he gets upset.
>>59305936Is your husbando Larry? He seems very vanilla
>>59305585Guzma? Being treated nicely for once in his life.
Life is better without fujoshitters
>59233140Sorry for the late-ass responseIt's hard to describe. I think it's just how versatile he might be. It was NOT love at first sight if you can believe it. I still believe he's the worst URS member by a landslide. He isn't allowed to have a personality currently but I like to envision him in a specific way. Rhi seems very passive but also very peaceful. There's a whimsical charm of not knowing what he's truly like and needing to explore it or theorize about it or headcanon on top of it. I guess that's the appeal for a ton of us.Also y'all freaking out about the Dulse bulge in the last thread. First time? Must be. We URS hyperfixators went crazy about it long ago already.
>>59307256>>59233140Forgot the second greater than lmfao
>>59306113No, I just can't think of anything he'd be into, aside from normal sex. I also don't want to project my preferences onto him, so I'm being extra cautious.>>59307133Cute>>59307256Thanks for the response, that was interesting.>There's a whimsical charm of not knowing what he's truly like and needing to explore it or theorize about it or headcanon on top of it.Can relate, I've had crushes on generic trainers and had to make up personalities and whole backstories for them. It was really fun.
How do you and your man cool down in the heat?
>>59307745Lots of cold drinks and shaved ice! He probably keeps some sort of fan in that giant backpack of his too. It'd be nice to go to one of the beaches to wade in the water or take a quick dip, then head back and take a cool shower.
>>59307745Pop out the foldable chairs on the porch and drink beers
>>59307745Wooden dojos woth comfy lighting and shading and costant fresh temperature caves with natural pools.
>>59307745>With the AC on
>>59308038That's what I was going to say...
>>59305585His fetish is his cock and hips being destroyed by me and him being forced to eat my pussy every night
>>59307745He doesn't, he simply melts.
>>59308494Is this a metaphorical destruction or are you getting the metal bat out?
>>59309051[nta] Both sounds good
>>59309051Break his hips so he can't get away. I like it.
>>59310368but then he cant dance for you
>>59308494Ain't no one want your stanky pooner ass.
>>59310474no one wants your smegma covered micropenis sir
>>59309051Metaphorical, but sometimes accidents happen. Pic related.
>>59310684Oh no he got too close to the volcano and his Cannon Daniel melted.
>>59310684there's a surgery he can get to fix that im sure
I have a great thirst for bean flavoured juice
I want to drink with Volo
>>59312420Tipsy husbandos... question for the thread, what kind of drunk would your husbando be?
>>59312558He would talk too much, get very handsy and then black out. Of course I'll hold his hair back when he's puking his guts out in the morning
>>59310565No one wants to read your weird fetish garbage pooner.
>penis in vagina sex and cunnilingus are now fetish garbageOk I guess
>>59312684Just ignore him, he's a new troll that's been lurking in lots of thread
>>59312420he'd be so easy to take advantage of ToT he'd prob be a bit bratty too trying to convince himself that you're not in control
>>59312558Acts like nothing's wrong until you get home and suddenly he's passed out on the carpet and needs a shitload of water.
>>59312558Comatose on the floor in record time, the absolute lightweight
>>59313101I want him to take advantage of me though
>>59312558It depends what he's drinking, if he's on the wine then he gets emotional, if he's drinking cocktails then he gets flirty(er)
>>59313843i want that too. could add that he eventually gets on top again
>>59312558I think ssalbulre's headcanon makes a lot of sense, but it'd be moe if he also got depressed thinking about his past mistakes sometimes, in which case I would comfort him. I would never take advantage of him. Absolutely no mixing alcohol and sex unless we're both a little tipsy and horny.
>>59270147>>59301911>>59303248>>59315249>>59314583I drew a Maxie
>>59315772Awesome!Archie and co BTFO
>>59315772>gross pooner bullshit>>59315823stop samefagging
>>59315823Thank you>>59315826Sneed
>>59315772I always value my fellow drawfags
>>59315772lmao, awesome. Now I'm curious, are there there any Archiefags in this general?>>59315832Don't reply to him anon
>>59315985CLASSIC
>>59315890Theres one that drops in every now and then
Is it stupid to use your husbando to take better care of yourself physically? I’m not ugly I think but I’ve always found taking consistent care of my hygiene and dolling up pretty difficult so I look chopped sometimes but husbando makes me motivated to look better. Perhaps schizo but I hope I’m not alone in feeling this way.
>>59317204I know a lot of anons that do this :D so it's good that it motivates you this way
>>59315985lmao i miss this era of fanart even though N was my first husbando
>>59317204>referring to yourself as schizoneck yourself already. you don't love your SO at all.
>>59317204Nah, you're far from being the only one who's motivated to improve their life because of their husbando. Mine made me care more about cleanliness in general which, considering gender stereotypes, I think is sort of cute.. There's way more schizo things you could be doing as a husbandofag.
>>59317798tranny
>>59317204I have my bouts of laying in bed but I know he would get upset me wallowing in bed all day so I clean, shower, and eat actual. It's actually been great. Husbandos are a great motivation
the unemployed schizo is back
>>59317204It's not stupid, I do this too. If it works and is harmless, then why not? It also helps make other chores more fun too. Things like daydreaming about husbando while grocery shopping, keeping the place clean for him, or working out and staying active for him. For me, he's very much a muse and source of inspiration and I'm thinking of him always.
he's such a garbage piece of shit <3
>>59317939lmao
>>59317204No, not weird if it's making you feel better. Sometimes I'm influenced on what to wear on certain days or what sort of things to buy by thinking, "would husbando like it?" Or maybe it just reminds me of him, I dunno. As long as it's something I reasonably would wear in a normie way. Black and white triangle earrings and blue cloud-patterned shirts...
>>59317204Ingo has helped me through times when my mental bullshit gets the best of me.
>>59317967I want to go to a Sunday morning farmers market with him.
>>59318053Same. I want to do wonderfully simple and domestic things with him and live a happy and cozy life together. With lots of fucking, of course.
>>59315985I love that shit
>>59318299Was this before Ghetsis was revealed or something?
>>59271890Either one of the versions of his type symbol or his clan emblem. Less cringy, more power level, more subtle so i don't feel like i'm walking around with an instantly recognizable naruto-tier logo on my body
>>59273582>Walk into a room and get bombardedI'm so fucked once I can afford a place with no roommates. First time my friends/family come visit, my life will be over because I'll be mocked for the Husbant Shrine(s) forever.
>>59318395N was technically counted as the villain back then as he was technically the king of team plasma.
>>59317944your mental bullshit gets the best of you all the time
>>59318395nah. this artist just had a hate boner towards N specifically kek
>>59318299>>59318712Lol poor N
>>59318778It's funny, I don't think N ever cried once in the games. I believe that was something in the manga or anime (can't remember which one) but I remember him coming off as sort of those charming cult leader types only for the rug to get pulled from under us and the real cult leader was his shitty father and he was just a victim lol. Perhaps people were too hard on N...
>samefaggot dead thread
>>59305585Hard to figure out where the line is between what fetishes he would actually have, and what's just me projecting onto him. But I do think given Gio's obsession with power, he'd want extreme submission from his partner, and to have complete control over them in the bedroom. Perhaps some forms of BDSM. I can also see him being into...... not exhibitionism, since he'd be dressed. But showing off his partner nude, scantily dressed, or in compromising positions. Letting others see but not touch, like "look at what I have and you don't." Kind of like how you'd show off a sports car or something to brag.>>59307745TR HQs definitely have AC, but if for some reason the AC broke, Gio's first thought would be to put some stolen ice-type Pokémon to work. I can also see him drinking lots of cold beer or whatever (while judging me for sticking with things like lemonade and popsicles). He might also make some poor grunts slave away with manual fans while he calls up and curses out the AC company.>>59312558Gio would be the angry, violent type. He'd drink when he's pissed, then only get angrier and more likely to hurt someone because of it. He'd get drunk, start beating you up over the smallest misstep, and wouldn't even apologize the morning after...... ^p^
>>59319036>spoilered textShit that's hot.
>>59319059sitting on Gio's lap nude/in lingerie—his hands wandering the entire time—as he discusses a mission with grunts, only to yell at them if they stare at his toy too much...... Burying your face in his shoulder out of embarrassment but he just keeps talking like nothing is happening.......... ^p^
>watch tadc out of boredom>fall hard for Jaxim not beating the allegations as a Volo fan
>>59319177>falling for the tranny misogynist author's self inserttopkek
>>59319574kek
I will make new bread after coffee
>>59319574yeh I like his character and think he's fun to watch :p
>New bread>>59320021It is baked, I actually had two cups of coffee in that time
