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Pokémon Unite is a 5v5 MOBA where your objective is to score more points than your opponent. It's focused on quick matches w/ minimal downtime. For Switch, Android, & iOS.

>Information
https://unite-db.com/
https://uniteapi.dev/
>Test Server (Needs VPN)
https://publictest-pu.com/index.html

>Upcoming
- Meganium
- Skeledirge
- Quaquaval
- Reshiram
- Palkia
- Yveltal
- Solgaleo

>Current
- Solo mode to acquire License Points
- Return of the Kyogre map
- "Optimization" of future movesets from two move paths per mon down to one, starting with Zapdos.
- The "Moves to learn" that were previously selected during level-ups in battle will now be set in advance before the battle starts.
- https://www.serebii.net/pokemonunite/events.shtml
- Patch notes: https://unite-db.com/patch-notes

>Official forums
https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/categories/pokemon-unite

Previous >>59227344
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man can you imagine if they gave feraligatr a unite move that didnt require you to use crunch 3 times on the exact same opponent to do damage or anything besides whatever the fuck waterfall is
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Unite Rank is still shitty as ever
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dead game lol
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Take me back to 2021...
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Do you guys actually still enjoy this game?
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>>59280731
Yeah, it's fun.
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>>59280731
no
its a chink scam
its not fun
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>grenigger main throws match yet again
I fucking hate those fags so much.
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Why the fuck have my last FIVE games given me MORE THAN ONE teammate with less than 1000 games
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>>59281253
>>59280387
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>>59280731
Yeah, but I really hate the single moveset mons.
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>>59280731
I wouldn't be here if I didn't, despite the direction it's taking
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>>59282180
I dont even mind the single moveset mons, its the lack of in match choice for the older mons which really grinds me.
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You know, the funny croc is pretty fun... it's not banned too often either
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>>59280731
shit game
you only have two modes
you suffer in rank or play with chinese ai bots.
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Feraligator's bite takes like 80% of my HP. How is this fair?
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>>59280731
Game needs a lot of vital qol mechanics, right now it feels you tards are playing a beta release
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Now that unite.api shows the MVP % I get kind of angry when I don't get it.
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>>59282505
Not sure if the crocs on my team has been retarded or desynced, but I wouldn't waste a ban on it when it seems to desync half the time.
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>>59283842
>58.4% WR
>22.3% MVP
Eh.
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>come back after a 2 month break
>first game mime starts stealing my jungle at second rotation because I didn't gank his lane
that's a nice welcome back :)
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>>59283545
Really long wind up. Also a shitty dash that's easy to dodge.
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>>59284310
I've only had that happen once when a teammate picked it back when it just released, maybe they've fixed it already
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the stupid chinks forgot to patched up the ranking algorithm again
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>>59279626
This game fucking blows. I have waited and waited for a new bug pokemon to play as, and all we keep getting are legendaries.
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>>59285136
We must return to faerie
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>>59285136
you don't get to complain until rockfags and especially poisonfags get pandered to
>>59285812
kys
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>>59283842
I trust a person with low MVP waaaaaaaaaay more than somebody with high MVP. MVP is super easy to farm if you play selfishly and don't actually contribute to winning the match, in addition to highly favouring the offensive classes, so somebody with a lot of MVPs is a red flag as they're probably an instalock Attacker/Speedster that backcaps and ints every match or as is often the case in the newer seasons somebody that splits off from the team during a last minute push to selfishly score for themselves causing the others to not have enough manpower/score speed to secure dunks
I cannot express enough how much people splitting up after getting the final objective or reverse wiping pisses me off. Unless there's 10 seconds left and a Delphox Unite on one of the goals or something just push together for fuck's sake you're either gonna get shit on cause you're alone or be responsible for your team getting picked apart
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>>59285864
Can't fae magic only gives life
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>>59285893
This, you can get mvp by scoring and farming while throwing the game
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Aren't we all getting Feraligatr today? Why so dead?
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>>59287657
if you were rolling 6s you got him a few days ago
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>>59287657
Got it, tried it, didn't really like it, benched it.
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>>59287657
I have yet to touch a single "one move path only" mon despite owning them.
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>>59287657
I haven't played since February.
I just lurk here cuz I can't let go of this place.
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Why are Lapras players so fucking retarded? I keep telling this one dickhead to retreat as we need to get stronger and he running forward. So many people who play as defenders do this shit. You're not invincible so stop. I keep dying trying to protect this assholes.
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>>59288378
>he running forward
he keeps running*
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>>59287657
it's just another boring all-rounder in a sea of boring all-rounders, it doesn't do anything special
also kyogre map smelly stinky makes people not wanna play
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>>59287657
Because nobody cares about that ugly shitmon
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>>59287657
>Why so dead?
This game is beyond dogshit, that's why.
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>>59290195
I'm contributing to the Sableye loss rate by playing Knock Off/Feint Attack because I'm too fucking lazy to change my moveset in the menu.
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LAWL
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>>59290195
man, zacian really just never goes away
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>>59290318
Lol
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latias needs a buff you stupid chinks
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>>59291816
why? She does decently so long as there's an attacker to backup her damage soaking.
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>>59293175
what a hideous creature
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Coming back to this after a nearly 2 year break. What should I expect?
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>>59293496
You can't directly buy pokemon with aeos coins anymore, if you have any leftover you need to exchange them into license points in the events tab.
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>>59293496
Massive disappointment:
>licenses are now obtained mostly in a set order with a new currency; coins are soon going to be removed from the game, so exchange them while you can
>new pokemon have only one moveset
>for older mons with two movesets, you now have to choose your moves *before* the match starts - during the prep phase
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>>59293506
>>59293532
Thanks for the heads up about the coins
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>triotards
>none of them pick Defender/Support
What do you guys do? Pick Defender and try to carry them or pick Sableye or something equally retarded?
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>>59293552
That exchange expires in... like a month or something? I forget, but better exchange it while it's still up.
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smooching her smoothness...
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>>59294225
pedophile
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don't ever (You) me again
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This is the 1st time I've made it to master 500. Not really cause I'm bad at the game but just cause I never really bother to try after hitting master itself
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How do i get typlosion, i missed the event.
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>>59293580
accept the loss
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>>59295144
Use the new super shit "license journey" thing.
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>>59280731
This is the first time I've been in this thread in a few years. Reading all the changes definitely doesn't make me want to come back, specially the single move pick.
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>>59295144
grind the LP to the level where you get to choose a pokemon to unlock, if not go fuck yourself. You can still unlock the crocodile and the gay dinosaur.
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>Enemy steals Kyogre.
>But that's okay we killed the only one with the buff and are winning.
>Half the team decide to fool around on enemy jungle instead of defending.
>Minute mark even confirm that we are winning.
>They keep up with their shit and get killed.
>Can't defend 2 vs 5 and lose.

This game is truly maddening.
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QoL this shitty moba needs
>An actual drag and lock aim for basic attacks, the portrait system is shit and doesn't work if there's farm/objective and enemy players at the same time.
>Enforce a lane pick role (top, middle or bottom) for ranked matches. It saves the players the time to fight for middle and also makes it easier to report the retards that invade and steal mid or abandon lane to go fuck around the map but can't be reported because technically they are still playing the game.
>In blind drafts, let me see what the enemy team picked after the selection phase is over. I can't bother to remember their shitmons
>Also let me see what moves my teammates are picking, this shit is egregious if you are playing a Latias/Latios duo but can't communicate
>Fucking make up your mind with the dashes. Some dashes or projectiles seem like they can go over the walls but won't (lucario's bone attack or Cinderace's dash) or they do despite the dash mark showing it shouldn't (eject button in the thick corner walls near the minor jumppads)
>Interrupting basic skill's during their wind-up animation puts them on full CD. CC is already pretty much a death sentence in mobas, you're making it stronger with this. If ults can be refunded, why not also basic skills?
>Eject button can cancel some basic skills with cc (Buzzwhole' sucking), but some do the reverse and cancel & put it in full CD (Machamp's submission)
>PUT FOG-OF-WAR. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I HAVE VISION OR NOT.
>At least let the new players choose a pokemon of their own at level 1-3 of the LP journey. God I've to play against the same pokemon over and over again because the rooster is limited to pikachu/cinderace/blastoise/espeon/mewtwo, this goes to masters.
>Make all the players who play middle sign a contract where they waive their testicles. They'll be castrated if they go below 80 fair-play points.
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thirsting for her thighs... on thursday...
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Dont you have anything better to do than be a pedophile online?
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someone took a wrong turn at albuquerque
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>>59296583
>doesn't work if there's farm/objective and enemy players at the same time.
You can enable the second button for mobs.
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>>59297069
Sometimes I want to target/contest the middle bunnelby in top, but since I autoattacked one of the baltoy that are near my goal the autoaim forces me to turn back and keep hitting the baltoy until it dies, leaving me unable to contest the bunnelby.
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I just lost a match where my entire team has only reached rank 2 times while the enemy team's lowest reach was 24 times.

fucking shite

this game is chink scummy dog shit quality
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>>59297790
>>59297793

It seems like the Chinese have an event for the anime.
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https://x.com/poke_unite_jp/status/2057763405466136984
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>get ping spammed by a tank player for "not being with the team" during a random push while I'm busy farming jungle
>less than a minute later they are off alone farming our side's birds from the goal we lost because they were backcapping boat while our team is trying to contest an objective at the other side of the map
It's amazing just how clueless some people are. And they have over six hundred fucking games played in this season alone.
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very funny prank let's give the player win 2 battles for their meganium daily then give him nothing but unwinnable battles after the first win
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>>59299690
electrode volleyball
heavy slam block snorlax
cpu cant do shit
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all of mankind's progress and achievements culminated in the creation of my creamy girl...
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How's Meganium? It's perma banned in my games.
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>>59300725
It’s apparently so broken it needs to be immediately nerfed.
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>Lost a game because one teammate went afk
>teammates refuse to surrender
Can anyone explain why are people retarded? I have even pointed out where the bot is and faggots still refused to surrender.
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>>59299609
No, no anon, you misunderstand. They aren't clueless, they're "getting back at you".
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>>59300746
Refunded rank points if they're AFK long enough to trigger the detection.

Get points if you win, negated if you lose.
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Why the fuck the games downloads update data every time I log in?
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>>59301515
Perfect timing.
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>>59300732
but of course every single one I got on my team was dogshit useless
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>>59301877
give a retard a calculator, he's gonna try to turn on the TV. You probably got paired with new people joining because Meganium got in. Plus supporters in general are a tard-filter.
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Can I still get meganium if I reinstall today
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stuffed cheeks saturday...
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>>59302774
Yes.
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>>59303414
Dam I guess they got me
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>>59302900
did... did you say...
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supple sunday...
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I haven't played since around December.
How is the game nowadays?
I imagine they stuck with the shitty License Journey shit despite the complaints.
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>>59306297
In addition to that new mons only have one moveset, and you have to lock in your moves before the match on old mons. So yeah, after hitting that bottom they kept digging.
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>>59306329
>In addition to that new mons only have one moveset, and you have to lock in your moves before the match on old mons.
Literally what is the purpose of any of this?
Besides making me not wanna reinstall.
Flexibility was one of the few good things left about the game, and you're telling me that got rid of it?
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>>59306344
So it goes.
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>>59306359
Lol at these retarded devs.
Good thing I never spent money on this game.
How do you guys still put up with it?
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>>59293175
God the Gen 9 starters are horrendous that includes the cat
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>>59306372
Adorable Pokemon in frilly dresses murdering the fuck out of each other is still fun.
Helps that I have all the mons already, so don't have to engage with this ""journey"" shit.
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>both teams locked in only defenders or supports
>in legend
I really wish more people were willing to fuck around like this but that'd require less offensive role instalock 40% shitters who think they're the coolest for successfully forcing Fug/Groudon/Kyogre once in a blue moon
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>>59306585
Dice events require you to play certain pokemon so that's most likely what happened
I also had a game like that yesterday except only my team went with such a comp, needless to say, we lost spectacularly
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>>59306770
nah it was definitely a vibe thing, the first on their team picked a Defender and so our first two both locked in a Defender at the same time so everyone just went along with it while spamming "Defender needed!" not to mention it was the first time I've seen a full lobby thumbs up since launch
once you miraculously land on a full legend rank lobby people just dick around, who cares about losing you already got there
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>Meganium nerf update postponed
LOL
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>>59307052
>61.7%
Someone needs to be shot.
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what makes meganium so good?
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What did you spend your coins on? I bought 5 holowears. Not sure what to do with the rest. LP seems pointless since most new Pokemon are obtained via the event.
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>>59307073
Plays a bit like Dragon Pulse Goodra, but with effective support effects on the moves, including level 7 ult with crazy recharge (can ult the birds and get it back instantly).
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>>59307551
Grabbed all the holos I could, prioritizing the mons I liked or had had no holos yet. Then burned the rest on tickets, because of the new level 40 shit.
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>>59307494
Tink is in the wrong list, she's a hit and runner
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>>59306418
They’re still better than the Johto starters
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>>59307743
cope
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ok, is it just me or does this game intentionally pair you with worse people the higher you're ranked?
>you're opponents are getting better
that doesn't explain the sheer lack of cohesion, common moronic decisions teammate make, and my noticed about teammates idling have tripled,
Oh and the SLIGHTEST inconvenience these cowards surrender, I though this was Aeos Island not Kalos.
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Funny how this game forces the losing team to endure 2 minutes of humiliation ritual if they cant contest kyogre
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>>59307551
Put it all into LP, I don't care about skins.
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>>59307551
LP
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my team SUK
they tema GUD
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I wish there was a way not to lose points for lagging. I hate being the reason my team lost just because internet decided to shit itself. The game should inform the other players about this and no one should lose any points.
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>>59307775
Yeah its the chink made algorithm
the more you play and win = the system thinks you are some kind of pro player for the chinese communist party, so you better carry these ultras to masters.
Did you know it Solo mode wether you win or loose if you play again, it will automatically give you "Hard mode"
I bet the same shennaigans applies to rank

It shows elos dont matter
theres no real gate keep
you get paired with shitters anyway.

Thats why Win = 10 and lose = 2 points makes sense
fuck the elos.
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another gem from our resident iron ranked ESL shitbird
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>>59307775
>ok, is it just me or does this game intentionally pair you with worse people the higher you're ranked?
That's exactly how the game works if you are playing solo, something about the match making algorithm tries to force the mmr to be equal or something.
With duos/trios the algorithm is just gonna be happy if it finds a game.
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Wait, you are STUCK in in goddamn ultra? Lmao
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>>59308995
How is that even possible? Don't you need like sub 40 winrate for that?
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>>59309473
you can get to masters with like 30% probably less these days you gotta try to hardstuck ultra
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I wonder what this Machamp is going to pick. I'm so tired of that move, man.
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bro my clefable's fucking healing
I don't think I got a single point of healing from them all match they were just following their inting duo butt buddy the entire match
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>>59310091
Many such cases.
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yeah let's constantly stagger 1 by 1 into a subchamp and voltpika duo wooooo yeeeaaaah
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>>59310127
I liked how your Crustle chased me into our inner goal 1v1 and then threw a unite
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>>59279626
I LOVE GREEN! Green has two games! LGPE and Unite!
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>Masters 400
>I get paired with dumb owl and venusaur
>owl goes afk while venusaur goes backcapping
>wonder how they got this far
>owl is in master 193 while the venusaur player is at 606
so why do I have to reach legends if randumbs can spam matches to get there like masters
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Green and I always play together and stay close so we hit master rank every season.
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Does anyone use the Choice Scarf?
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if ur still in menu report the espeon for afking please lol they stopped moving before fug spawned and only came back when I sniped it
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Done
Also, this Gardevoir did surprisingly alright for someone that decided to steal Gengar's jungle because I took the first three wild mons and he wasn't stacking
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>>59310255
Meant to reply to >>59310243, of course. Might be a sign to go get some sleep.
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>>59310255
that Gardevoir's Unites were fucking annoying as a mon with no mobility lol I was dead every single time they cast it because I can't get out
meanwhile my Lucario megas into nothing at 2:30 and leads the enemies to me
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>>59310143
green's creamy legs...
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I started doing Solo mode shit solely for the Dice Adventure achievement completion when it gives me a mon I can't play/sucks ass and I've noticed a pretty big issue-why the fuck does it not display your Combat Power on the prep screen for a node where it shows you the node's Pombat Power? In fact, I don't think it shows you your combat power AT ALL outside of the Pokemon selection screen before you load into a battle? Am I retarded or is this just extremely shitty UI design?
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youre asking the wrong questions
you should be asking why the mode has combat power in the first place when it couldve just been a regular match without inflated stats
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>>59310311
Buy upgrades from the Wonder Launcher or whatever it is called.
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>season ends in 4 days
>Legend 1050
>3900 World ranking
Holy fucking dead game.
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>>59310071
Maybe sane players would pick the other moveset if it actually did some damage.
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>>59310192
The only person I've seen use Choice Scarf is this one Sylveon player that jungle invades.
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my girl's moist cloyst is choice...
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I played Draining Kiss Clefable 4 times this season and contributed to its low winrate. How many more losses until they rework the move?
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Blissey is so power crept
her healing and buffs are so useless
she is so fucking hopeless.
the chinks are so dumb and cant fix her.
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>>59311012
They dont want her to overshadow MEGANIUUUUUUUUUM
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>>59308385
notice no here can tell you are wrong
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>the ESL shitter's week one observation is not wrong
holy SHIT
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>>59310892
Dunno how to rework it without making it totally busted.

Maybe reset the CD on kill or assist would be a start.
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>>59310771
You don't pick DP for damage, but for extra attack and an aoe stun into unite
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>>59311403
nta but my idea for a reowkr was to make the healing a flat % of health for every ally in the vicinity depending on enemies hit + a smaller number of the damage done divided amongst everyone. Like, if you do Draining Kiss on two enemies, it'll heal, say, 15% of allies' health in the range regardless of the number, and then like an extra bit to top up scaling on a similar damage-to-heal formula it has now.
>but that's busted if everyone's all huddled up!
Everyone being in a single spot during a teamfight creates massive problems elsewhere (potshots from attackers like Decidueye do a lot more damage spread out amongst the team, Attackers are closer to the danger, absolute fodder for Unites with AoE like Venu's, even WORSE if it has CC like Garde's).
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>>59311421
So what about Close Combat?
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>>59311403
Just unnerf it, let it work on shields and set healing prio to self.
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>Liko and Roy costumes
Was expecting them to be included in Masters.
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stop sending me to japan servers reeeeeeeee!!!! they always get angry at me, my inputs are delayed it's not my fault
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>>59311473
What about it? I run Cross Chop with DP
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>>59310771
DP Combat does insane damage, it's a great set
the problem is that we're in a very CC heavy meta with a bunch of squishies you can't leave unattended so Subchamp gets insane value. A great set still pales to an amazing set.
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>>59311834
I've noticed an increasingly high amount of players using "fuck this one guy" moves in this season, I don't know if people finally caught on that you just have to kill the one guy carrying in SoloQ or the game's power creep has gotten so bad that simply getting a pick instawins a fight by removing so much power from an enemy team but I am sick of it.
Fuck the Mean Look + Submission duos. Fuck the Volt Pikachus. And absolutely fuck that one team I had to fight last night running all three plus a shutdown Sableye AND a MewtwoX with Psystrike, can't do a single fucking thing against a team that instantly makes your game unplayable while the rest of your team is jerking off in some random spot on the map ignoring every objective on the planet
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>>59311867
whoops meant Psyduck instead of Sableye but honestly either one fits
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>>59311867
Green do be ruthless like that.
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>>59311403
To hell with balance, every other Support gets to have an Off-Support kit, why Clefable's had to be nerfed into a Healbot only when we have freaking Latias and now Meganium being allowed to have Attacker damage!?

>>59311525
They were no reason for Clefable's Drain Kiss to be nerfed, no Support shouldn't be able to not try to defend themselves in 1v1 situations, the balance team is so retarded probably got their shit pushed in by a Drain Kiss Clefable in one of their games and that is why they killed off her second moveset to force her to play only Moonlight

It still pisses me off that they gave Drain Kiss a placebo buff that did totally nothing, it was just fucking numbers while at the same time buff Moonlight even more just to make Drain Kiss look even more useless

>>59310892
They are never buffing Drain Kiss Clefable, especially when they nerfed it a patch before they did the Fairy Event that forced players to play Drain Kiss Clefable as part of the missions which they got tons of data showing them Drain Kiss Clefable just loses games, and they did totally nothing with that data at all, because they're retarded monkeys throwing darts at a board
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>>59311924
Oh yeah and to add in order to do Clefable's achievement, you'll have to use Drain Kiss, so they're still receiving data from losing Drain Kiss Clefable games, despicable
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Epic update soon. Our game is saved!!
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>>59312514
Oh god I hope the game eoses before June 19th
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>>59312514
those silkies...
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>>59312514
I think Roy's Jacket and Liko's Hoodie would be cool pieces of gear on their own but since they've given up on actually releasing sets and instead just pump the game full of all-or-nothing outfits with MAYBE two individual pieces max nowadays because they don't want to bother making sure shit doesn't clip I'm not getting my hopes up.
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>>59312524
I'm going to grab the duck and grief every game, singlehandedly boosting the global amount of people afflicted with mental disorders by at least 2%.
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>>59312594
keep yourself safe
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>>59312514
goddriddance, kyogre's season are garbage. Both the buff and the map itself.
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I am coming this close to uninstalling the game. Not because of the shitty matchmaking. Not because of the license journey. Not because of the one moveset only. Not because of the movesets being locked in match.

But because they're making me download the same fucking update for the 20th time now.
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>>59312922
Oh shit so that wasn't just me, yeah constantly fucking downloading the update whenever I open the game is annoying as fuck.
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Imagine if every time anyone opened the game they nerfed Comfey healing by 0.00000001%.
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>>59312514
They protags look so weird
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chico just posted all the new mons gameplay
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>>59308385
>>59312922
This is a chinese scum scam game tbhwy.
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>>59308385
I've been observing the same thing for 3 years now.
yikes
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Move route unlock kit.
Huh, anon guessed correctly here.
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i've been observing her shapeliness for 5 years now...
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this is a scummy no fun chink game
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>>59312514
>saved
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>>59314008
?
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Now if you did damage to a mon in the last 2 seconds before it got killed by an ally, you get exp regardless of distance. Finally.

>>59312922
Fixed in the new patch.

>>59314278
The new mons will get their second moveset, it will be an item, as someone has guessed here some time ago.
But you also get new moves instantly on levelup now, no button press required. I hate this.
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Green’s game
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>>59312514
Good to know that its canon that Liko and Green are friends and in the same game.
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>complaining about subchamp
Did it get buffed in the five months I stopped playing?
I used it all the time cuz it's fun, but I don't remember it actually being that scary besides near launch when there wasn't that much CC to compete with.
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Haven't played in awhile
Are the Johto starters any good?
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green is great but this game belongs to my creamy girl...
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>>59312514
The cat is typical furry bait.
Skeledirge is kinda cool.
The gay duck actually makes me wanna puke and have a seizure on a deep, visceral level.
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but can you pick your moves in match again no ahahahhahahahahahhahaahhahaha yaaaaay woooooo i looooooove forgetting to swt the right moves before battle yeeeeeaaaaah
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>you have to pay for new moves now

Ahahahahahaha fuck this game to hell and back. Every time I get the urge to reinstall it they do shit like this.
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>>59314008
>>59314286
>>59314572
Wait, I haven't played in forever.
Are you actually gonna have to pay for new moves now?
Cuz if so, I fucking called it.
The greedy chinks just can't help themselves.
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>>59314585
It's an unconfirmed reddit post of a twitter post but it's so crazy and dumb and matching of the current trajectory of the game that it being fake is more surprising.
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>>59314604
>It's an unconfirmed reddit post of a twitter post
Ass.
I'd still believe it with how shitty business practices of this game have become, but still.
Fuck rumors.
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>>59310695
600Master players get paired with 100 no joke I think the daily play count is 500
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>>59314604
>It's an unconfirmed reddit post of a twitter post
neck yourself
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the last like 10 mons have all been free and so will the next 6 i honestly do not care about forking over a few license points or tickets or whatever for more moves
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took me 97 matches to reach legend rank, ez game
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>>59314312
Whalecum back.
Typhlosion: basically, Goodra, but attacker. Enemy skill check. If they're good, you're fucked. If they're mid, they're fucked.
Feraligart: the dash is clunky and with a long wind up, the attacking move has a long wind up too. But if this thing does get to you, you're turbofucked.
Meganium: just got nerfed, so we'll see. Was OP as fuck: level 7 ult with crazy recharge mechanics, high damage and good mass support effects.

>>59314620
It's eeveefag's datamine, anon's talking out of his ass.
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>>59314752
I'd say Typhlosion is a very solid pick, if not a little overtuned, regardless of how well the enemy plays, because Flame Wheel is just that good of an escape/engage tool
Gatr can burst down squishies faster than anyone else can if you time your moves right, but if they have a Subchamp it can be a bit of a pain. Otherwise mages and adcs are always free food for him
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THIS GAME IS FUCKING DEAD
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I stopped watching pkm after XY who the fuck are these kids?
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>>59315025
Stopped before Togepi evolved, so I have no fucking idea either.
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>solo mode boost pass
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>59314585
No its not a tax
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I swear every update these stupid chinks always forget to code the bots and not make them harder.
they always think we wouldnt notice.
its like night and day.

harder bots = shitter players.

if you want better skilled players
give us a safespace to actually try the mons and not play with chink bots

>casual mode
min 3 real players on each side
win or loose you get 5 tickets
no win rate lost
not count as a battle taken.

for real thats all we need.
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what a shitter, lol
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>'loosing' to bots and then typing up an essay with eyes full of tears
oh my kek
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i was wondering why solo mode was designed so retardedly, now i know
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>>59316016
This looks like a money printer for after eos. So when you only have the solo and bot modes, you still have something to spend money on.
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Thoughts on partying with randoms (with good WR)? SoloQ has been extremely bad lately. Will I get stopmed if the enemy duo/trio has comms?
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I would never play without Green.
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>>59315886
chinks are low IQ
they still think they can make money off of this shit
bots deteriorates your skill
fuck your elos
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>>59315886
>casual mode
>min 3 real players on each side
>win or loose you get 5 tickets
>no win rate lost
>not count as a battle taken.
seriously this is a good idea
I'm willing to wait 5mins in matching for this
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>>59316045
I will continue to SoloQ and complain about my teammates forever. I will not even team with a /pug/ger. I will cry about it.
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>>59315886
>>59316205

This is why I stopped playing this game
I'm fucking bored to tears.
there's nothing else to do but suffer in rank or play with Chinese bots and gain nothing but shit,

Meanwhile in Pokémon Champions win or lose you get VP, you can play that game forever!
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deep thursday thrusts...
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>>59280844
what?
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>>59280731
Im suffering from a terminal case of sunk cost fallacy to quit. I started this game since s1 I have all mons quitting just seems like a giant waste.
If I had any self respect though I would have quit around the time they started introducing 1 moveset mons, aside from Typhlosion and Ferligator all of them have been massive duds with boring movesets.
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>>59317417
Well, this is going to get fixed. So you get a reward for sticking around, kek.
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>>59280731
same>>59316225
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How much do you wanna bet that they're making move replacement instant because they don't want to keep making edge-case animations of Evos using their prevos moves (e.g Sirfetch'd using Dual Wingbeat having it's own unique animation) now that there's only a single move path during battle and thus no need for time to deliberate.
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>>59318240
makes sense
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>Alt movepaths can apparently be bought with Tickets rather than just Gems (or god forbid License Points)
Surprisingly tame move for Timi given any player who's been with the game before the moveset changes probably has more of these things than they know what to do with, but the actual amount it requires remains to be seen.
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>>59318358
between the level 40 item enhancers and spending tickets to reroll on these dice events you can run out of tickets pretty fast especially so if you're not aware of new ticket-bought things being introduced, not really a big problem since you can get them back pretty easily but it does mean you just gotta have a bunch in reserve for whenever something like this does drop
also
>api is going to be kill
fug
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>how dare you not gank my lane, I will now steal your jungle and proceed to feed on cooldown
fuck owls
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>>59318591
For me it's
>how dare you not show up to a losing battle and die with us
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>>59318591
This is only fair if the enemy jungler ganked a lane first and the allied one trundles over to the opposite lane anyways. Since Regi spawns have been randomized for well over a year now the only objectively right lane to gank most of the time is the one with the mons that have the worse early game.
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>>59316205
chinks would rather chop off thier penis and eat shit than gives something for free like this
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>>59318603
Ultimately, it doesn't really matter, as most of the game is decided in mid- to late-game
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>every single person uses the anonymous name bullshit is a complete and utter shitter
yeah checks out
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>>59318759
Exactly the opposite for me, it also helps with various schizos holding a grudge against you because you didn't suicide with them or beat their ass the game prior
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Green is what motivates me to win every match
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did they put a cap limit on the aeos shooter for the week wtf
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score 300 points or use a mon i never use alright I'll just score
>enemy team every single match makes it their sole mission to make sure I in particular cannot score even on the matches we get kyogre
wtf man
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>>59316205
this I dont really care about the moveset
it doesnt change anything
but with this
lol
rank will die and Im here for it
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>>59318813
play solo, chud.
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>>59318862
lol no
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the time is ripe...
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>>59317068
its the truth.
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>>59318759
Anonymous users will replace bot matches. They'll have double the bot matches now. I bet the game will EoS within a year, when they pull shit like this it's always a bad sign.
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bullet seeding her on saturday...
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>>59318759
I'm a one trick Talonflame main most of the time but this is a stupid update. Banning a mon someone is good at should be a part of the game, and it gives risk one tricking, that's fair. I have honor and will play other speedsters if my Talon gets banned, so I'm never enabling this. Going anonymous and hiding your profile is a bitch move as well, just very insecure stuff.
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>>59319888
Hiding your profile is childish, but going anonymous simply makes sure other people are as impartial to you as possible. You'll get focused on by enemies / helped by allies based solely on how well you perform, and I see nothing wrong with that.
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>>59320405
nta but I'm going out of my way to target people who hide their name seeing "Trainer #" annoys the hell out of me
though I don't blame them so much as the devs cause usually hidden names in these games clear after the first minute of a match not last until the end screen
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I haven't made any clips for a while, but this was too funny not to.

That owl was playing Razorleaf by the way.
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>>59320807
Oops.
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>>59320811
There was another bit I didn't record, but we got an Eleki and the owl was the only one that died in the team fight. So I res'd it, and they fell asleep while we were pushing, everyone on our team died, then it realized it wasn't dead, walked up to the enemy team of 5 people on their goal zone and ulted in melee range.
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i appreciate your gameplay post :)
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>>59314752
>Meganium: just got nerfed, so we'll see. Was OP as fuc
inb4 nerfed too much because Meganium having anything nice is too much of a good thing
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>>59321101
Feels still pretty strong, just not THAT fucked up.
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>>59320811
Business as usual.
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>losing the objective because three people on the team all accidentally wasted their unite by trying to unlock it upon hitting the level requirement
we're all suffering together in this son of a bitch of a change
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Any Sabeleye pros here? How do I win? I keep losing with all builds.
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Nincada Playable Character.
When you evolve into Ninjask you get Shedinja as a Gradius style "Option".
The Shedinja only has 1 hp but has a respawn timer 1/4 the length of your respawn timer and respawns at your location.
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>>59321848
choose a different pokemon
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>>59321848
Engage when your teammates can follow up and then preferably make your escape, that's it. The order in which you do your combo depends on the circumstances, but you almost always start it with a boosted attack.

>>59321870
Is this just a suggestion or we're actually getting one?
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>>59322005
Its a wish
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>>59322006
..fug :D
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No matter how much they add a new mode or a new mon.
it always boils down to being miserable in rank or playing with chink bots and earning nothing.

Pokemon Champions really exposed how much of a fraud and a scummy chink scam this game is.

you mean for years we could have just been earning tickets like VP even if we win or loose?
wtf?
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so I just found out my old unite license box still has coins lmao so this is the last way of getting it
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the hour is upon us...
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>20 hours left
>lost 5 in a row and got demoted
FUCK. I'm 930 now and my allies are braindead. It's over.
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quaquaval actually looks kinda fun....
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>>59321848
>Use your boosted auto and knock off from the back so the enemy will be feared/shoved towards the direction of your base or teammates
>Use confuse ray near wild pokemon so the enemy will attack them instead of you giving you time to escape
>Feint attack on undefended goal zones buys your team so much time to respond

Aside from those the rest are pretty obvious, Sableye needs an emergency buff all its defensive stats are horrendous for a mon that needs to be in the middle of the fight to use its disables.
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>>59322673
spam talon jungle, hope this helps anon

play charm/razor/bracer - eject button - fly/flame charge - atk/hp emblems. you can play it in lane too if jungle gets taken. it's just a soloq beast
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sensual sunday...
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>>59322673
that's why I have been extra careful never to queue up immediately after a loss if the next match will put me under
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>>59322698
>tsareena but gay
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honestly I kinda like getting a one moveset mon for free then paying for more later, it's like getting a trial license but it's actually fucking useful
I just wish it didn't mean having to do missions every single day for every new license lol
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Next BP skin. I don't like it.
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>>59324662
After that we're getting this Pika.
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>>59324375
you kinda like it until you realize its worse than the old system of just getting a fucking mon for 10k coins
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>>59325056
that's a license point problem not a one moveset problem
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>>59325066
10k got me two movesets so im thinking its both
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We're getting Hisuian Zoroark? Wew.
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>>59322967
>Sableye needs an emergency buff
Never.
Sableye made everyone shit their pants at release and then the devs nerfed it into oblivion.
It's never getting anything good ever again.
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>>59323653
>make this post
>internet cuts out during a match, get a thrower, tilt queue below without realising because of the lost dc points, get two more throwers then accidentally drop the switch and the screen breaks
holy shit timi sent fucking god to get me out of legend
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>>59324662
>>59324889
game is gonna die before blissey and eldegoss gets a purple tier skin....
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>they can't even be arsed to make new season stickers anymore
EoS soon.
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stickin' it in her arse...
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>>59325443
Achievement unlocked: [Legendary Loser]!
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This game is a boring chinese scam
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>>59322967
SABLEYE WILL GET IT'S BUFFS WHEN CLEFABLE'S DRAIN KISS GETS REWORKED INTO EXISTENCE!!
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>>59325443
>buy an overpriced cheap chink hardware toy
>be surprised when it breaks at the first accident
Phonechads keep winning.
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>>59322967
It has permanent stealth, fuck off with your gimmick character.
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>>59325535
the only stickers I missed out on was seasons 6 & 7, but rip. the legend border reward is meh
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>>59326508
You're not going to believe where your phone was made.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/up0YRFDejio
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Apparently rental licenses work in ranked now? Expect your allies to be even worse than usual.
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>>59327204
>500 sticker removal
>rental in rank allowed
what will be the final straw to get people to quit? Reshiram being day 1 M2Y?
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>>59327204
hey teammates you wanna go defender or support now that you can trial them in ranked now?
no?
instalock owl, rabbit and frog again?
ok....................
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>>59327204
yes? You can play pokemon with 0 mastery, this isn't lol wild rift with legendary queue where you have to have a 5 mastery to play it in a match.
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>>59327846
you say that as if the average unite player doesn't struggle to play an eevee or ADC
hell they can't even play a good comfey
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monday mammary massage...
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>season ends in 29 days
wtf short season
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>>59328146
seems like seasons will be monthly starting from now. so new month = new season
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>>59328146
ngl I welcome it
that last season lasted way too fucking long it felt like I would keep taking breaks thinking well surely the next new license event will be a new season only for it to just keep fucking going and going
if the game's playerbase isn't good enough to climb to legend in that amount of time a short season isn't gonna make much of a difference
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Huh, I've got a bug: didn't get any Meganium dice yesterday and today. Still getting them for the gator.
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>>59328674
Check your mail. The daily dice will go there if your inventory is full. If it expired (max 50 items in the mail I think) then the daily dice for that mon is gone forever.
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Azumarill is so fucking squishy wtf? and has shit damage too.
even sylveon has more resiliance
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>>59328981
To be fair, Sylveon is surprisingly tanky for an attacker.
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>>59328981
They've buffed it a dozen times over by now but fundamentally a 1v1 merchant just DOESN'T work if it also gets a penalty for being against more than a single foe unless it's taking down its target with a single skill rotation, which it also isn't doing. Azu isn't a good pick character and it isn't a good team player either. Shame because it's by far my favorite mon currently in the game still waiting for Marshadow and Breloom.
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there's no limit to our bumpin...
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>>59328682
I know that, and I didn't get it in the mail.
Yesterday I had the inventory full, today I left 2 slots free. No dice.
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>>59329149
> but fundamentally a 1v1 merchant just DOESN'T work if it also gets a penalty for being against more than a single foe
The problem is they had to incorporate Huge Power somehow since it’s a such a strong part of Azumarill but in practice it just ends up more of a nerf most of the tile.
Really they need to rework Huge Power
>>59327893
>hell they can't even play a good comfey
Don’t have comfey but I’ve been in a team with one. How does that move where they put themselves on you work?
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>>59329359
>Comfey
Have you played LoLs?
Do you know of Yuumi?
Yeah, Comfey plays just like that
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>>59328981
>>59329149
>>59329359
I've seen Azu work really well.
Checked the meta website and yeah, it has positive winrate.
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last for fuck wigglytuff
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>>59328674
>>59329333
if you have a dice that hasn't been rolled yet you can't get new ones, it's how they prevent you from stocking up to just do a bunch of missions in one or two sessions so you have to keep coming back
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