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Why does Unova make so many terrible movies? Anytime I see the PokerStars Studios logo or Brycen, I immediately turn that garbage off.
>>59292369Ah yes because Kalos movies are so much better Mr la-di-da, fucking Goodra eater
Anyone wants to jack off to pictures of Roxie's concerts together? unovan gym leaders are such whores
>>59292365WEAKMINDED FRAUD
>>59292365I miss Hisui those were the good days
>>59292365one question: is the same utopian pokemon world or there's all the shady shits of our world? because in a "realistic" pokemon world i bet there would actually be underground pokemon brothels
Hikaru the Lucario has a new interview out promoting his next movie.
>>59292365The Boys final episode was better than the rest of the last two seasons put together. Also, a Pikachu was there.
they rebooting Brycenman first movie and it looks like shit lol
>>59292365Some of you are alright. Don't come to Blueberry Academy tomorrow.
>>59292365So, about that Charizard Island thingy...
>>59292365>Watch soapopera>"Man, I can never get a date.">He says to his sexually available and willing Gardevoir.Why is this such a common trend?
>>59292485Humans are inherently more morale but there is still some shady stuff. Like Team Plasma shady.
>>59292365Do you guys think The Sopranos does a good job humanizing members of Team Rocket or that it overly glorifies them?
are you losers seriously playing video games instead of training actual pokemon?
Who else gooning to Black City's Best Bitches?
So those leaks? Was there any Sabrina, Cynthia, or Flannery in them? I already saw the Skyla and Elesa stuff.
>>59292365Can't believe the Saffron City Vulpix beat the Pallet Town Pidgeys
>>59292365I just bought this album by some girl named KlaraIt's terrible
>>59292365Is having a Zoroark gf really as good as the animes make it sound?
>>59292414Roxie, the second best trainer in the world? I honestly don't believe it myself. When she spends so much time touring? Who gave her that toxtricity anyways? I call rigged desu, Diantha acts all the time and she sucked in the World Championships
TeachyTV is turning all the kids GAY. Don't let your children watch it.
Imagine having Iono as your oshi, and not Canarilol
>>59293150Sorry, I prefer the company of humans like a normal person >B-but old books say-Shut up
>>59293051>not teaching your pokemon to play video games with you.weak. me and my Grimer won a Super Smash Mons local in the doubles bracket.
>>59293051Sorry not all of us can train dragons and soul eating ghosts
>>59293102Need a salary cap and floor. Pallet Town can’t spend like Saffron.>>59293171I heard someone won a double tournament with a Weezing.
>>59293102>Been Goldenrod Electabuzz fan for years>Still haven't made it to the championshipsWill this be our year bros?
>>59293153>Simulated battleYeah, come back to me when Roxie becomes champion in her region, let alone feel like she can tackle Cynthia and Diantha
>>59292471I didn't know 150 year old senior citizens knew what the internet was
>>59293204I trust the metagrosses and alakazams and slowkings and the pyschic processing power that went into this, talk to me when you get half the fully evolved trainer owned psychic pokemon in your region to generate shit like this! I bet you'll just resort to using Porygon 2.0 like the poorfag you are. And I'm not even from Unova, I live in fucking Canalave
>>59292365I'm playing Pokemeki Memorial 3, what's the fastest way to reach Cynthia's route?
Why hasn't Giovanni's trading cards been retired from sale yet? He's a known terrorist
>>59293168>>59293150>But Dude Zoroarks can talk through illusionsOkay, what you would actually want to talk to a Zoroark about?
>Literally the only reason to watch the Galar league
Why is Fochun still banned from international trade lines. 9/11 was like centuries ago, uncs should let it go. I want my arabomb
>>59292365The PokeWoke agenda needs to stop
>>59293035I don't think it glorifies them at all, but that episode about that random grunt making more money than the game corner and causing the Celedon family to seethe by stealing bicycles and selling them was kino.
That musical I saw in Nimbasa was trash. I loved the amusement park and the trains though.
>>59293457Never forget what Hoenn took from us Unovans. THD
>>59293577Can't believe Latias and Latios knocked down the towers of freedom. We built Unity Tower in their place. We will not forget.
My Skitty just raped a Rattata. Not just killed, straight up raped the body.
>>59293274(((team rocket))) meddling to keep their talking head in the public eye. I'm sure they have another pump-n-dump planned like that illegal casino in celadon. Typical kanto goyurks let actual Pokemon killers walk all over them for over a decade.
Remember when that talk show host had Cyrus come on and he got all melancholic?
When I was 10 my professor gave me a choice between rattata or spearow (they were out of woopers) and everyone asks me why i picked ratatta and to this day i still dont know i just got nervous as shit now this retarded rat is eating me out of house and home
Today I donated my salary to Ms.Iono. She was so happy about it. Her smile was genuine as she knew how grateful I am for her content *sniff* I love you. Ms.Iono
>>59293931Iono Zoner...
>>59293674How does a death cultist like him have a cutie like this hanging around him? Should I start a cult?
Anyone has seen that Team Magma ad? I think they sound quite convincing, like, why wouldn't we want more land?
>Bring up Mobsters>Suddenly people start talking about cultists and eco terroistsIs there something this thread would like to share?
>>59293931Remember when she accidentally showed her feet on stream and the comments were suddenly flooded with people asking to see them again?
>the complete unredacted Lear Files still hasn't been releasedWhat happened in Pasio? What did the Elites do in the Trainer Lodge with young Trainers? Why so many food-related topics?
>>59294029>accidentally
>>59294029Canari would never
Remember the rumors that Oak was raping little girls?
>>59293931>>59294029Canari is better and you can't prove otherwise
I just want some fucking entertainment without pokemon shoehorned in. That doesn't make me a human supremacist.
>>59294045No, it just makes you boring
>>59292369Pokestar gave us the classic "Office Lady Giant", you shut your damn mouth
>>59294051Can they give us more giants?
Can't believe Inteleon tried to assassinate Gumshoos
>genderswapped Jenny Chan AND Jen Tuckerwoke garbage
>>59294041Canari is actually an old man.
>>59294051I’m still waiting for Sabrina to start in something like this.
Aren't pokemon contests kind of inhumane?
>>59292365Anyone catch game 3 of the Goldenrod City Inferno vs. the Nimbasa Rushers? I'm hoping I can make my parlay, I smell another Goldenrod dynasty coming.
>>59294045Wait until you learn about how often they use Zoroarks to play human roles even in human only movies.
>>59294475yeah, they should be put to fight each other like god intended
>>59294492What is with you and Zorark? Are venting all this out because you've been banned from all the Pokemon Centers and Daycares?
Not to get political but I was watching Galar's championship tournament on TV, and that got me thinking. Why isn't there an age requirement for champions? I am not comfortable with such a powerful position being held by somebody who hasn't even hit puberty yet.
>>59295593I think they are a Zoroak.
>>59293677>owns a Pokemon that can learn Thunderbolt through 15 minutes of online TMs>bitches about it not earning its keepkids these days...
>>59293961typical Rossad diversionary tactic is to bring up their personally funded bad actors so nobody questions a few Pokemon thefts.Silver's laptop was pretty fucking incriminating, and now they've got this Cyrus guy prancing around on all the news stations. Pretty convenient after that Goldenrod incident if you ask me.
>>59294440Nah, that can't be right. I met her in person once, she wouldn't let me touch her though
>>59295822Was it her, or the silly blue hologram she does for her fans?
>>59295747>Laugh In Paldea
>>59294440>>59295822>>59295825Canari has done stream and in-person collabs before you tourists Obviously she just has a good work ethic
>>59295842What is happening in Paldea? I don't bother learning about what is going on there since that whatever prank Dialga is playing on that region is quite frustrating with how time goes so slowly there.
>>59295869Their new elite four has a 9 year old as a member.
>>59294045>God I hate water>I want to watch movies without water in themThis is you.
>>59293674Whatever happened to him anyway? He just seems to have vanished since Galaxy was shut down.
>>59295857I went to one of ‘her’ meet and greets. My friend who is a fan won two tickets and dragged me along. It was with a fucking hologram. And I swear her voice got really deep at one point. And she called someone a whippersnapper.
>>59295857Speaking of collabs, I heard a rumor that Elesa and Skyla are designing a clothing together and plan to do some kind of joint show for it. Has anyone else heard anything?
they say red dont talk cus professor oak touched on him
>>59295897Stop with your schizo theories, she was meming you dunceBesides, I've seen her fanbase, I wouldn't want to physically interact with you either.
>>59292365Why are the Probopass so obsessed with shoehorning Jynx in movies about medieval Galar and Kalos?
>>59295913Hi, Blue Oak here, no comment
>>59295959Jynx has been around in Galar and Kalos history for centuries, chud.
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>>59292365A typhlosion raped my daughter
>>59295959That's a fucked up looking Politoad you posted
>>59296119hot
>>59296119We're talking about video games and e-celebs anon...
Only speedwatchers who didn't pay attention while watching Breaking Bad think Blaine did anything wrong
Why does all the porn videos I seen involving women from the Orre region seem to be recorded into some of the shittiest looking rooms I have ever seen?
Iono's streams getting more and more...daring lately.hope she can avoid a ban...
>>59292414i want to see Roxie with her hair down and wearing a cute girlish dress
>>59296527She's been collabing with Raihan more...should we be concerned?
>>59296519one of the poorest backwater regions..what did you expect?
>>59296111He fell down the stairs
>>59296601We're fucking
>nepo baby>handed a literal pocket guide on how to raise and counter EVERY pokemon>somehow becomes champion and loses it within MINUTES>fills in a vacant gym because fuck it i guess someone has to do it>takes on 2-3 challengers a yearIs Blue Oak the biggest fraud in the league?
>>59296527>>59296601more concerned that she seems quite distant and depressed lately when she is not in character..
Been watching the Unova league matches, this rookie trainer is really climbing up the ranks. She's pretty cute too
>want to challenge jasmine for a gym battle>gym closed AGAIN>See on T.V that she is in Celadon to visit Erika again How does that wannabe kimono girl attract so many girls to her??
>>59296519>watech Orre region porno>girls have weird purple shadows around them
>>59296653The league really needs to start cracking down on these absentee gym leaders man, I'm getting sick of this shit. And no, being bored or depressed or whatever isn't a legitimate reason to stop doing your fucking job, VOLKNER.
>>59296683I've seen tons of smut from Orre and never seen that. I think something might be messed up with your eyes anon.
>>59296686Funny you should mention Volkner, I hear Jasmine has been spending more time in Sunnyshore too...This girl really likes to get around
>>59296686>>59296653be happy you don't have to deal with the viridian gym. last two gym leaders are barely around at all
>>59296653Are you blind? Just look at her, who wouldn't want to spend more time with her?
>>59296683>>59296690check your computer anon sometimes a stray rotom will get stuck in there
>>59296701>>59296653our gym wouldn't have to close for long if Erika came to johto instead. but no. Jasmine always runs off to kanto.heard some gym trainers are even thinking of leaving...
>>59293931do ionokeks actually...
>>59296713Don't pretend like Johto basically isn't northern Kanto already. Most of your elite four is from Kanto
>>59296119Typhlosions are considered pests animals where I live, my buddy has a kantonese blastoise and we take turns blasting them and their cyndaquils to smithereens, so glad i live in a not cucked country
>>59296642>>59296527ionofags won't like to hear it but... That girl needs a man in her life and needs to get laid
How much does the Aether Foundation pay? Asking for a friend
>easy to groom>cheap to feed>low maintenance>can breed with any pokemon>can live in any size home>cute>bonds deeply with their trainer>in the higher tier of intelligent pokemon>common enough to obtain easily>can transform into any pokemon>can transform into ANYONEtell me why ditto isn't the best pokemon out there?does well in casual battles, can be a good niche pick for professional battles for types weak against their own, and a good domestic pick for non battlers.and for you pokephiles it apparently feels amazing to fuck plus normal people can just tell it to transform into a person.
>>59296862...Stay the fuck away from me and my ditto...Man I need to clean this Pokedex
>>59296783only one reason to join and it's not for the money
>>59292918There was a girl from my hometown who was rumoured to have joined them. That's how I knew they were always full of shit because apparently she'd torture other pokemon before feeding them to her Seviper. Hope she's dead or in jail or something
>>59295747>>59295876I'll be totally honest bros, when it comes to these "child prodigies" I think it's actually the Pokemon pulling almost all of the mental weight.
>enter a video game thread on /vp/ - Pokemon Video Games>every other post is about """gymfluencers"""go back >>>/vt/
Team rocket, team galaxy, team plasma, etc. Why the fuck do they always get stopped by random nobody trainers? What the fuck is the police doing? What am I paying my taxes for?
>>59297602Exactly what I mean. Sure the bond between them matters but that doesn't mean that the kids should be this important in political influence. I don't want my region to go into a war because a kid thinks that another region's champion was mean to them.
Where's that anon who had the cynthia nip slip incident pics? Asking for a friend.
>>59295876that's it, I'm fucking done with the PLcall me when they have ACTUAL TRAINERS on the roster
>>59293051Mario>Training some weak ass geodude
>>59293600You gotta castrate them, silly
>>59292365Blacktitan is some grade-A fucking trash made by bleeding heart liberals who want to ruin our culture by trying to regulate and shut down aquariums, zoos, and safari zones, all in the name of some faggy empathy they don't really have. Pokemon kept in captivity are factually, on a well-above-average basis, are well-cared for, well-fed, groomed, and loved by their trainers, and the idea that this one Cetitan tweaked out and drowned the trainer because it was abused for the thrill is ludicrous.Look into the funding where these shitty documentaries come from, Mareeple, wake up.
>>59297472I refuse to say anything if it reduces my chances of being hiredBut totally unreleated question, is it ethical to hit on a widow?
>>59297602>>59297966Yeah, I'm sure its easy being part of the Elite Four and a Gym Leader Go ahead challenge he Elite Four with the pidgey or pidove you caught when you were 8 and tell us how it goes.
