Why do mentally ill freaks who live in their mums basement want to procreate with monsters?
>>59296908They are cute and I love raising my wife and seeing her grow ir time
>>59296912Seek help
>>59296908HEYthere is no basement
>>59296908I own this house. She is the one who lives with me, not the opposite.
>>59296908Because people in Sinnoh did it
I am probably the only person on this gay earth that legitimately likes Lopunny without wanting to fuck it.
>>59297025Literally ask in facebook, instagram or twitter, stupid motherfuckerlots of undesirable normgroids like you lurk those shitty places
i just think fucking something with soft fuzzy tits would be nice
>>59297025Based femanon!
>>59296908*momBritish English is inferior
General misanthropyAnd/or star-crossed lovers translated
>>59297018If people in Sinnoh jumped off a bridge, would you?
>>59296908Why are you here?
>>59297170>misanthropySo mental illness?
>>59297174fuck off Elise.
Zoroark all the way.
>>59297231>Zoroark>except with huge tits and big hips please like the pleb I am, lololol
>>59297254
>>59297259>Theyre real to me!
It's weird how bitter and cruel people are here.
>>59297254>with huge tits and big hipsSamurott, Virizion, Mienshao, Reshiram, and Archeops too.And with a nice supply of Full Incenses if I want it kinky.
>>59297329they are all trolls who hate Pokemon. Just take my advice and go to Reddit,
>>59297351Ah yes go to pokemon sub
It's natural to be attracted to conventionally attractive creatures.
>>59297429Nah. Im a normal functioning human being(non incel) so Im not attracted to monsters
>>59297451sounds like you're attracted to monsters, in denial and insecure about itmust be why you posted that image of lopunny by using the negative approach you secretly want validation for your perceived freaky attraction under the guise of disgust
>>59297473>yuh huhsound argument
you are gay if you won't fuck a Pokemon
>>59297451>I’m a normal functioning human being>who chooses to spend his time getting mad on an image board I know to be filled with zoophiles and other questionable degeneratesDo you really expect anyone to believe this? Lmao
>>59297329>>59297370As opposed to being a hateful cunt just because?
>>59297329You mean honest. There are plenty of non bitter people here, it just seems more cruel here because there’s significantly less policing of thought crimes on this site than the other places you go. Take that subreddit of Pokémon fans and put them in an unmoderated environment if you want to see the true filth of humanity.
>>59296908Because human girls are boring
>>59297485Being a normal hateful cunt is better than being a hateful troon. Actually anything is better than being a troon. ywnbaw btw
>>59297647Based. If youre not fucking men then youre gay
>>59297668Not what I said, but you do you
>>59297679Ok gay
>>59296908Because Lopunny is hot and would probably be really good at sex.
>>59297370>no tranny colorsGenuinely impressed by their restraint. Neoliberal mods instead of commies?
>>59297770Not surprising since fags also hate troons
>>59296908Because that's a cute sexy bunny girl albeit made for breeding and horny time
>>59297937
>>59297193Just to suffer.
Just jacked it to Vaporeon
>>59297370so? you act like this site with a board titled /lgbt/ is any less gay?
Most people (95%) that say this mean they want a Human wife but are fine with a compromise. It's why they all go for the most humanoid pokemon, make them all dress like humans, talk like humans, and usually draw them off model in the first place.Honestly nothing wrong with most of this, though. You're a human! You love humans, obviously, lol. On the other hand, you really shouldn't be trying to compromise and lie to yourself that you like meowscarada, just go and find a fucking Human date already!
>>59297995Yes but thats a containment board. We dont have a faggot pokemon board or subreddit, but youre here so this board is kinda gay right now
>>59297025Same here but also for Krystal.She is very attactive, sure, but it is more like admiration or beauty, not hornyness.But go say that in front of the choir, lol.
I want to marry the fruit
>>59296908>Ausfag or Br*tish trying to take the moral high ground.Fuck off mate.
>>59298021>Krystal.>She is very attactive, sure, but it is more like admiration or beauty, not hornyness.I could look at her forever but I'd give her a rubbing at most.
It's okay to be a furry, anons
>>59298281It's not.
>>59298560yeah, it is ok to be a "hebephile" though. just the joos misinformed you, haha.
>>59296908the ripped pantyhose mega was a bit much to be fair
>>59296908>Why do mentally ill freaks who live in their mums basement want to procreate with monsters?Wanting to procreate with monsters has nothing to do with being a freak like this, stop projecting and kill yourself
>>59297329Anonymous posting was a mistake.
>>59297998Yeah true Meowscarada likers are those that don't draw it off-model
>>59298699The be fair, the model is horrid. All the effort went to the lower body.Also, it should have been an evo for Liepard. Forcing it on the grass starter was dumb. Floragato's final form should have been The Puss In Boots.
>>59298793I disagree. Horrid is a strong word, the upper body isn't that bad. In fact, I like it more than the lower body.Hard to comment on how it would have looked as a Liepard evo that stands up. But I think the theme works really well with a flower cat too, and even if it's less puss in boots than floragato the trickster/rogue progression still works.
>>59296908It's a cartoon rabbit based off a playboy bunny. They'd be weird if they didn't want to fuck it. >>59297040They're performafive fags
>>59297998fortunately, i'm not most people.
>>59298844I violently oppose everything you said.
>>59298876>It's a cartoon rabbit based off a playboy bunny. They'd be weird if they didn't want to fuck it.This. Normies IRL also think the design is sexually suggestive. It even makes my grandma uncomfortable. It's the terminally-online neurotics that are in denial about this.
>>59298669And not enough, at at the same time.Mega Lopunny X should have been a thing.
>>59298925Same here, to everything you said.Whatever, go back to jerking it to Braixen then, you already admitted that you hate Meowscarada (other than the Braixen legs) so what's the point. Other than you proving my first point.
>>59296908Humans have been wanting to fuck animals and monsters since the dawn of time. If you can’t see why people would want to fuck the sexy slutty bunny the problem is you.Furries won.Get over it and heal.
>>592989631. I don't jerk it to Braixen either.2. You talk like a faggot and your shit's all retarded.
>>59296908>mumsBongnigga thinks he can call anyone else a freak.
>>592990201. Sure you don't. You said yourself that you only like them legs, so I don't believe a word you say.2. And you talk like a retarded coomer. Either way, you're a tasteless faggot. Can't take anything you say seriously.
i don't really want to fuck pokemon because they're stupid/childish/young brained but the idea of wanting to fuck a monster is it's new and exotic. if you don't understand, you may be retarded
>>59299132i simply headcanon them as being mentally on par with adult humans
>>59298990>Humans have been wanting to fuck animals and monsters since the dawn of timeJeets and mudslimes*Ftfy
>>59299216Cave paintings in the northern regions of the planet say otherwise.
>>59299216and Zeusand the japanese if yokai stories count (transformed animals but it's like what those sinnoh stories are based on)
>>59299249Theyre subhumans even lower than jeets so its expected
>>59299255And latam cultures as well.There's a story of a peruvian manbeast called "Ukuku/Ukumare". Basically a lady was kidnapped and raped by a bear, she gave birth to a boy, half-man and half-bear. After he grew up, he listens to her mother's story, kills his father, and saves her.Damn, we humans always wanted to fuck animals.
>>59297231The government doesn't want you to know this but you can take the Zoroark and carry them to your home.I have like twenty here they are free, and I'm making an harem.
>>59299364That is afrobullshit.But I believe it.
>>59297661Haven't ever had the desire to be one kid, point still stands. Your life must be severely shitty, if you're lashing out this hard at people online for sherlock scanning your stupid arse.
>>59299289That you descended from don't forget.Unless you can prove you're native american instead of settlerscum naturally.
>>59299289>I AM subhuman even lower than jeets so its expectedThank you for playing, loser.
>>59296908Cumming to Pokemon results in stronger orgasms
>>59299388Yes I was thinking of that image.
>>59299132Guess what Pokemon are.
>>59296908Oil up and bounce that thang!
>>59299513So what? Theyre subhumans and im not. Maybe youre still a subhuman thats why you want monsters
>monkey shrieks in ineffective rage at being reminded where it came from
>>59299388As always, the wild mother is the superior choice But the hardbody cutie with glasses does make a compelling argument.
>>59299506Ok freak. Still doesnt make you a woman though. Sad
>>59299328You goatfucker towelheads will justify anything huh?
>affirmed shitheap of a human continues to attempt to drag people down to make itself feel betterI'm sorry I'm not hurt more by what you're saying, but at the same point, I can't in fact be hurt by words that describe how I expected to live my life until I cark it.
>Cant even quoteCoward subhuman
>actually thinking retards DESERVE free (You)s>cries when she doesn't receive her (You)
>>59299513It's just stupid, don't bother replying to it.
>>59299681You just discarded every fucking race so unless your a ducking Nephilem, which news flash their lore is they ARE monsters. You're just saying stupid shit just to say it.
>>59299840Who cares actually? Modern normal functioning humans dont want to fuck goats like you towelheads
>>59300059Based as fuck.
>>59300059Towel head eh.Have a spell.Per lunae proximae ortum cor tuum in alvum cruentabit.
faggots ruin everything
Stop having inane fantasies involving cute critters from a children's franchise.
>>59296908Good question. Keep asking good questions.
>Why do people want to fuck the creature specifically designed to look fuckable?
>>59300580Game Freak didn't do that on pur-Well now that I see this
>>59300366Sorry, too busy pounding it to BBW Galarian Zapdos.
>>59300366Stop cosplaying as a dogfucking retard, we stopped caring what ACTUAL zoophile dogfuckers wanted fucking years ago.>https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/47356635/#q47358683
>>59296908Because they look better than human females? What are you fucking blind?Fucking retard.
Because you see, women despite the way they act are still the way to- Oh you mean the pokemon.
The real problem here is that people think only men have these fantasies.It is a good thing they are never going to be real because I would scissor with that thing so much it would heat up the atmosphere.
>>59300989No people know women have sexual fantasies but only men are to be punished and humiliated for them.
>>59300998Good. Moids are the root of all evil
>>59300998This seems to be true and can understand why.
>>59298018Pffffft containment board, buddy there's trannies everywhere on here now, even the mods are troons.
/vp/: human women can't compete and also I don't like or care about themalso /vp/: every single post in this thread is about human women and how unfair it is that they wont talk to /vp/
>>59301076Yeah like you
>>59301079>every single post in this thread is about human women and how unfair it is that they wont talk to /vp/You wish.
