Happy family
>>59299147Eevee nuggets are sold in JP. They're the chicken of the pokemon world.
>>59299147Espeon? Cucked by Sylveon (male)!
>>59299147Me next to the bench, one eye opened.
>>59299147can they make 101 eevees together?
>>59299147>>59299153All these pokemon would be happier with a human partner
>>59299424They objectively wouldn’t.
>>59299476Not with you.
>>59299424You mean a pokemon trainer?
>>59299424...on opposite day.
>>59299147
>>59299424/thread
>>59299147those eevees were made between the espeon and the male trainer. the umbreon is a cuck that takes care of the male trainer's biological eevee children
>>59299147>10 kids>Not one shinyThrow this bitch in the trash she's producing nothing but coal.
>>59299900Why are you posting arin hanson slop in this pokemon thread
>>59300121that's only a 0.244% chance of a shiny
Future wife in the last panel
>>59299147All umbreon are cucks so these are not the umbreon's off-spring but rather a human male's
>59299424>>59299480
>umbrecuck samefagging
>>59299147>BLACKED
>>59300380>inject cuck shit at every opportunity>i-i don't have a fetish for this i swear!
>59300982cry some more, cuck
Bump!
>apes seething
>>59300261this nigga sleeping without a pillow
>59303779>projecting mod
>>59300261is that the male tail
>>59303780Unironically better for your neck if you sleep on your back.
>>59305763It's gen2 Eevee
>>59299424Have you seen how big these things actually are? A male eevolution's penis must be thrice the size the one of an average man's
>>59305974the Umbreons are skewing the dataA Glaceon's Icicle Spear can't be that big
>>59299424Obviously. They only evolve after bonding with a Human.
>>59300380makes sense since it's cuck coded
>>59299424faggot
>>59306310>>59300380Gee, I wonder who could be behind these posts...
>>59299147Umbreon is a cuck icon
>>59299147I always suspected they had more in common with rabbits than cats or dogs.