>Son could choose any starter from the 24>He chose SceptileI think hes gonna be alright.
>>59305131>hey dad I want the starter with a tree stuck up it’s ass.You failed
yeah of course brock would be pumped his wife's son picked one of the two starters that becomes electric immune
>not CharizardIt’s already over for him, he’ll never be chad.
>>59305131Which starters aren't you counting?
>>59305310>wanting a starter weak to The Flintstones
>>59305310You need to experience gen 1 and the early Ashnime seasons to become enamored with Zard.Most children dont grow up with that anymore.
Something tells me he'll be a little faggot with anal self-destruction desires.
>>59305433>thinking Charizard isn't still popular with kidsLmao
>>59305433And yet Game Freak still keeps putting it front and center at least once a generation.
>>59305443>>59305451propped up by Millennials fans like OP.The power of Nintendo really, their IPs are still popular with adults who grew up with them.
>>59305489I'm a zoomer with three gen Alpha siblings and we all love Charizard, tranny. I like Sceptile more but if he's not an option I go with Charizard.
>>59305131if youre talking about THE best starter from all the official starters, it would be piplup. empoleon is water/steel and thats such a good combo. only one that would have a chance against it 1v1 is infernape out speeding it with close combat
>>59305411Once I find a Power Herb it's fucking OVER for your fat lizard.
Charizard is cool if you're like 5 years old
>>59305489Zoomer. Never watched the anime and always liked Charizard since I was a kid, simply for its design.
>>59305536nigger just use ancient power
>>59305925Meteor Beam is more impactful for what Charizard deserves.
>>59305167>it'sSo did you
>>59305958More fitting for itself. A dinosaur using a meteor is like a jew using gas attacks.
>>59305577Hes 2, but he just thinks ash's Sceptile sounds and looks cool in the anime, so when I presented him all the starters from gen 1-9, he picked sceptile. He thinks Sceptile is "T-rex Stegosaurus."For context we've only watched through diamond and pearl.
>>59306213But a meteor actually did kill the dinosaurs
>>59305310>Have to buy your kid heavy duty boots just to use their favorite monBleak.
>>59305131Your doing good and your kid is turning out fine anon.
>>59306976Your wife's son's mega stone?
>>59305411as opposed to a mono grass being weak to everything be careful not to mega the sceptile around any ice cubes
>>59305131Congrat's
>>59305131>child has a father that posts on /vp/He's not.You should never breed
