/vp/ixelmon 2026 is here! Download the modpack and join with the IP below!I.P: play.vpixelmon.comMODPACK DOWNLOAD AND FURTHER INFO HERE: https://vpixelmon.com/home261 Pokemon from Clover being added, 1.8 mons being backported, Aether, and more!
>>59305258JANNIES TONGUE MY ANUS
Sending a written apology to pig, we were too hard on him while he was owner...
+rep
>>59305292Nah.
>>59305292This.
Discord fags caused this all
surely this will be enough to get a shiny poison type that isnt a fuckin stunky again right
>>59305326so are there poketool parts in there or not
>>59305442I'd be surprised if you even got a shiny at all anon
SERVER IS KILL AGAIN
>>59305258How would one farm IV candies fast?
>>59305470Who gave you permission to post that exchange
what the flip happened last night...
dont remember what retard was asking about oats but you can just make the seeds
I've just noticed that when "take book" is selected when reading a book on a lectern, the book is straight up deleted and doesn't appear as a drop or in my inventory. Is there a way to fix this? This happened near the ravine town's taxi.
some of the bookcase and crafting bench variants cant be crafted (notably ebony), can a janny add them to the shop? also a few items in the shop like the honey block dont have assigned values so you cant buy them
All e-girl skins make me extremely horny even though I know they're perverted old men.
why is the spawn so goddamn big, i mean it takes up over 500 blocks of space by itself. like every area outside the little shopping district could be removed and the whole of spawn would likely not lag like shit
>>59306031It is very pretty but I think it's too big. I prefer last year's spawn in that sense since it was way more compact
>>59306031>>59306080yea, as much as i like how the spawn looks, alot of it is just buildings to look at with nothing to do inside them. i mean why the fuck are the sewers so large for example? they say theres 3 chests down there yet i havent seen anything, no pokemon even spawn down there its kind of just a place to die to niggerkillers
>>59305258Green and I don't play minecraft. Why is this off topic game even on the pokemon board?
It's over
>>59306134would be nice if there was a custom pool of Pokémon spawning down there but I don't think Cobblemon supports that well
>>59306134the sewers indeed suck. i got stuck down there. the spawn overall is fine though, it doesn't lag too bad and it looks good
i hate clovermons so fucking much, what a waste of effort
>>59306356shut up retard
>>59306364imagine spending months adding broken ass shitty meme mons instead of just adding the rest of the actual mons
>>59306396But didn’t they also add a bunch of 1.8 mons early?
>>59306396They were modelled independently by the clover team, nothing to do with /vp/ixelmon and was just an afterthought
>>59306427ive heard the opposite every time someones said anything, it was one guy who did it wasn't it?
>>59306356Same, it just baffles the mind. Nobody really likes them, most people won't allow them in gym challenges or tourneys, just a bunch of wasted time.
>>59306421>Still no Morpeko>Still no Meltan>Still no Veluza>Still no Pawmi>Still no Ultra Beasts>Still no Genesect>Still no Celebi>Still no Kubfu>Still no Flutter Mane>Still no Iron HandsStill not enough
>>59306463>>Still no PawmiGood. fuck off digital circus autist
>>59306012I would steer clear of Zero_Din and UhhOkay then. Those whores are running around in playboy bunnysuits
>>59306630im gonna cum
>>59306421As far as I'm concerned, as long as there are more fakemon added than there are actual pokemon that are missing, then they wasted their damn time on trash instead of something people actually want.
>>59306702This.
fuck you all i love my cumporeon fakemon
>>59306707But if the choice was cumporeon with no other eevees, or all the actual eevees with no cumporeon? I think the choice there is really obvious and it's just stupid that they went for +200 OCs before we even have a full dex.
Check out the latest VPNN article on the website or in game through a Mailbox (now sold in spawn shop)https://vpixelmon.com/VPNN/vpnn-2-portrait-of-a-lolcow-2026-05-25
^VPIA propaganda btw
I need more dittos for more breeding but none will spawn. Fuck ditto. Is there a pokesnack combo that has a higher chance of a ditto?
>>59306449one guy did it to suck up to the clover team, give updates every now and them to remind them he existed, he even got a few devs to buy the game to not make him sad but this whole circus is stupid
>>59306702Yeah that's really it. Like if there were a small handful of fakemon, I wouldn't have assumed a full dex was even logistically possible. But we have over 200 now? It makes it really clear that we could have actually had our nat dex, and that sucks.
they should make more fakemon than there are pokemon next year so everyone gets mad that would be so funny
>>59306762This is called demand avoidance and is a sign of autism.
I finally found a porygon and pikachu. This may kill somebody. Probably me.
>>59306870cozy hermit cave!
fakemon document when?
>>59306463>tfw spinda is in but no minior>dogshit like spidops and lechonk are in
>>59306707i think the two crustle evos are based as hell, specifically shelthing
>>59306883Never because no one gives a shit about tranny clovermons
>>59306762this but remove all clovermon
>tfw nobody has even flown near my house
>>59307338post coords to your hermit hut.
>>59307341-969, 7, -2694
>>59307338single hole on water left side of the map?
>>59307349you mean the one with the signs saying "gender reassignment clinic"?
>>59307349nah its on an overlook of a cave and double lake
The stupid game really let me play long enough on this server to get properly invested only to throw up the internal exception java.net.socketexception connection reset error over and over again
speaking of getting properly invested, wtf is there even to do? i really get in the mood to play, join, then suddenly don't feel like playing anymore and leave.
>>59307362its minecraft, who cares what you do
>>59307371yeah that's the thing, i wanna do something and i wanna do something with other players, but i'm too big of a bitch to actually talk to others or even go near others, the only reason i started playing is because i wanted to overcome this anxiety, i don't even really care for pokemon i just jerk off to them. doesn't help that i have constant paranoia that jannies are watching me because last year they constantly teleported to me randomly and just fucking watched me all the time so now i also feel like i'm being surveilled like it's 1984 and need to not act suspicious even though i have no ill intentions this shit is fucking with me
>>59307380ive just been treating it like a solo experience where i occasionally see other people in the hub, it isn't that complicated
>>59307380kek I bet that was emome. He wasn't surveilling you, you just had a skin/name that made him think you were a girl and he's a huge fucking weirdo.
>>59307380we already have your IP bro the gangstalking starts next week you can chill for now
Anyone know how to get easy honeycombs?
>>59307409murder combees
>>59307409You can probably buy a stack at spawn
>>59305922The modded crafting tables, bookshelves and wool can now be obtained by using a chipped chisel.If anyone comes across any broken recipes in the modpack please post them here so I can patch them.
Maybe you should've worked on that BEFORE launching the server...
>>59306742Cloverfags are just waiting for the server to end for the season so they can get the standalone mod for themselves
>>59307746based ty
>>59307746The biplane in the Immersive Aircrafts and some of the ships in the boat mod also can't be crafted dunno if that's intentional or not
>>59307835Why the fuck do you need planes when you can fly on your pokemon? These mods are the most retarded shit ever.
>>59307850Why the fuck do you need pokemon when Elytras are in the game and are much faster and easier to maneuver with than them? It's for fun dumbass
>>59307859Because we want to play in a cobblemon server. Pokemon + Minecraft, not gun retardedness, not train autism, not plane nonsense. How is this hard for you faggots to understand? Nobody wants your fucking bloat.
>>59307860Guess what Pokemon has in the series? Guns and boats, as shown in the games and anime if you actually took an interest in the series you're trying to enjoy yourself in. Take your newfag poser ass outta here if you aren't trying to immerse yourself in this game
>>59307877>he LARPs as some shitter trainer who needs to use boats and trains instead of a champ who goes everywhere with the help of his monsyou're ngmi secondary "fan"
>>59307877>Guns in the seriesAshnime thirdie detected, go back chapjeet
>>59307907I'm treating this like the actual games where you need badges and the HMs to do such stuff which will take a bit to do since there aren't even any gyms to challenge or even towns to really go to yet. What's the point in already being a champion when that will just cut my amusement more and make me want to play another pokemon game much more quickly instead?
>>59307860i think the gun shit is retarded, but I enjoy the added mods of trains and alcohol and stuff to allow players to make their town more immersive and to like, use as roleplay props.
>>59307944I tolerate it until it makes the serb unplayable like Saturday when planeshit kept crashing the serb despite mods taking it offline to "fix it"
100 rupee bounty on hawlucha because im tiredof looking for this faggotivs nature and ability dont matterIGN PrentRice
>>59307921>Buzzword buzzword buzzword
>>59306463Morpeko is in, fool
>>59307835biplane is disabled cus it rapes the server for some reason iirc
>>59308270Hope you find it friendo
>>59307921
>>59307835Players could crash the server with them, so they were disabled. Same with the ships.
diaper beam lol
>Some of the Clovermons models are just their spritsLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWhat was the fucking point then?
>>59308587inflate clovermons numbers to appeal to the clovermon discord, it failed
>>59308270See me when you're awake today before 2pm CST.IGN Demadunk
>>59308808edit: nvm I think I traded it away to someone else, fuck.
increase the egg laying speed holy fuck it's been almost two hours I got less than ten eggs
>>59308331>>59308422>chapjeet so tilted xe replies twiceWhy are jeets like this?
>>59308336>>59308517Told you this shit would happen (again) but yet you retards INSIST on adding these retarded autistic mods.
>>59308894throwing cum at pokemon makes them lay eggs faster, but you need to throw A LOT of it at them
>>59308904yeah should've added railcraft instead desu
>>59308950Trains connecting the different towns is much more soulful than plane autism, yes.
>>59308955if you help me make roads it will be just as soulful
>>59309117hell yeah let's tear down entire forests and flatten whole biomes to make a 10 lane super highway, fuck the fakemon wildlife they should find another place to live
>>59309161I agree whole heartedly but the way you worded it makes me think it might be said ironically
>>59306463so we're just saying shit now
>>59309117Are pika pickaxes (infinite durability) in? I helped last gen with a set of infinite durability tools clearing space for some roads. I couls help this year as well.
>>59309335The pika pickaxes are still in, and there's a beldum pickaxe now that mines whole ore veins in one block.
coords for end portal pls
>>59309362The end has already been stripped of everything worthwhile thougheverbait
>>59309373>what are loot chests
>>59309362/warp end
>>59309403do they have those shulker things?
>>59309433you can buy those at the spawn mob drops store for 25 rupees for 2
>>59309457man i don't want to go to some fuckin shop and give those big nosed corpofags my rupees. i'm getting those shulker shells (or whatever they're called) myself. i also don't have any rupees.
>>59309462I don't even think people even get those rupees, and fucking suck it up, I farmed 50 rupees just from killing mons to get a backpack, frankly, wasn't even that worth it, I'd rather have two boxes
>>59309472then wtf is the point of setting up a fucking shop? just for roleplay purposes? god damn fucking janjans just couldn't fucking add carryon.
>>59309476It's an NPC shop for typically unobtainable/world limited items due to mod clashing and stuff. And cosmetic blocks to encourage building.Player shops are for generally obtainable but hard to get, like EV Vitamins or Pokeballs and stuff.
Where do I find the Wonder Trade station? I want to gamble.