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A portion of egge
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>>59305833
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>>59305833
CLEAN IT UP YOU LAZY B*TCH!!!!
CLEAN IT THE F*G K UP YOU ALREADY RUINED DINNER YOU MIGHT AS WELL MAKE YOURSELF FUGING USEFUL
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>>59305833
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>>59305833
This image really traumatized people lmao.
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>>59306966
It does make me feel kinda bad
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>>59305833
if this gardewhore was canon she'd just see this as an excuse to make another
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>>59305833
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
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>>59305833
Are those fucking snowflakes on the stairs? Where the fuck does she live? Or is this just AI?
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>>59308412
Here you can get a glimpse of an anti-AI schizo in its natural habitat, yelling at AI generated clouds as they float past the smooth surface of its brain.
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>where is the joke (sex)?
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>>59308465
Did gardevoir threaten to stab that vaporeon if it tries to escape?
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>>59305833
>lv 20
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Well, Anons? How would you console your grieving wife?
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>>59308463
Don't you have a train to catch Rajesh
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>>59308412
>>59308463
here you can see a mentally ill schizo failing at making bait and then trying to force it by making new bait in the opposite direction
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>>59308711
Evict everyone from the house and release them into the wild. Not my problem, not gonna BE my problem.
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>>59308711
Cuddles, killing and eating the fish cat
Babymaking, more cuddles
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>>59308711
I let my wife eat that Gardevoir and its egg
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>>59308711
Reading made me wonder: Why can "console" mean to comfort someone but also like a videogame console. Turns out the the word started with the comfort/alleviate meaning, then was used to refer to a bracket like pic rel (because it alleviates the building's load), then was used to refer to a whole table mounted to a bracket, then to refer to a freestanding table against a wall without even the bracket, then to refer to stuff sitting on the table (i.e. a videogame console). That's some crazy semantic drift right there.
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>>59305833
>not moving the egg with telekinesis rather than holding it
>not running standard quick scans of the area with psychic powers
>not sensing latent hostility of other pokemon in the immediate vicinity

Deserved, really. Didn't even adhere to basic safety protocols and went in blind.
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>>59306966
I love how much people are crying over this. I think it’s hilarious
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>>59305833
[SHOCKING] Depressomg Pokémon Fan Art Takes Over the Internet
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>>59308711
Pokemon can make eggs every 30 minutes, I give her a berry and we just try again while I hope no one questions my Gardevoir being underlevel.
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>>59308412
Based retardbro
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>>59308792
>im gonna exploon!
fuck off explooner
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>>59309012
niggerbrain disease
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>>59308895
I must really be a retard because I still don't get it
Also why does she have a Vaporeon tail now
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>>59309160
Look at the left side of the original image. There’s a vaporeon tail. It’s implied that she iced the stairs so garde would fall. The one I posted continues the narrative by having garde destroying the vapewhoreon
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Remember, your gardevoir is not truly happy unless she is crying because she physically cannot hold all her babies at once
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>>59309160
Yeah you actually genuinely are a retard. Go look at each image for more than 30 seconds before moving on, man.
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>>59306999
Based trips
Trips of based
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>>59308465
Hot
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>>59305833
why didn't she use Foresight on that one
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>>59309358
you'd need to use foresight to know when to use foresight to know when it would matter
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>>59305833
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>>59305833
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>>59308881
Same but also amazed.
It’s real art.
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>>59308792
Blame the French (Normans)
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>>59310686
Blame? That's one of the reasons English is such a complex and interesting language.
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>>59310686
Why would I blame the people who civilized my BACKWARD, SAVAGE island?
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>>59305833
>>59305855
>>59308465
>>59308895
I don't get it. Why has this been getting spammed everywhere?
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>>59310883
>why do people repost things they find funny?????
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>>59306966
I think it’s funny, but I’m so jaded by game freak and Pokemon fans that I hold next to no reverence for almost anything in Pokemon. Though anyway this isn’t even the worst Pokemon thing this artist has drawn
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>>59310883
khyleposting
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>>59310883
reaction farming
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Is the egg ok?
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>Dies from having its egg smashed
kwab
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>>59310945
What's the worst thing he's drawn?
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>>59311931
ur mom
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>>59311483
Is this loss?
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>>59311931
Maybe this one? May has bidet-Pic face, dude is clearly a hack.
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>>59311950
>May has bidet-Pic face,
wtf is this supposed to mean
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>>59311950
>bidet-Pic face
What? Lole
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>>59311950
>hack
a medicore writer?? A computer hacker? What does hack men in this context
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>>59311950
What’s so bad about this one?
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>>59312004
Real life animal abuse
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>>59312011
The only one abused there is Brendan look at that Chihuahua, it's out for blood.
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>>59311996
That's what you take issue with? Literally just look it up dude that meaning has been around in english for decades if not a century or more
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>>59311995
>>59311978
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>>59305833
I dont get this retarded injoke.
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>>59312136
>I don't understand a visual joke
>Surely this means the joke is retarded
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>>59312129
That's a different facial expression. You are beyond autistic, dude.
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This trainer is in for a nightmare when he gets home.
>Gardevoir's egg was smashed
>Vaporeon was stabbed in the neck with a shard of glass
>And then beaten to death
>There's blood and viscera everywhere, along with broken glass
Like jesus christ, where do you even begin?
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>>59312604
brought it upon himself for fucking animals
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>>59312011
That’s it?
Op is death.
The fuck.
Never talk to me again.
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>>59312604
>Max revive x2
Easy
>Egg
>>59308886
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>>59311950
>>59312129
I don't get it.
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>>59308895
She tanked this btw
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>>59312119
It has too many fucking meanings, okay? Just tell me what meaning you attach it to.
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>>59312539
Holy kek



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