What are your thoughts on Lance
>>59325809https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qe9O90cD80
>>59325809>ISSA WARERU>ISSA WARERU>ISSA WARERUI've grown to hate him solely because of Masters
>>59325809I don't think about hmi
>>59325809I thought it was funny how he makes Dragonite Hyper Beam a guy and nobody really questions it
>>59325809I thought he was really cool when I was a kid
>>59325809Sexual, very sexual, mostly.
>>59326022Calm down, Marina
>>59325809He needs to pick up what his cousin is putting down. >>59325851I always just interpreted that as Lance finishing a battle with that guy with Hyper Beam, and the blast that finished off the enemy Pokemon also blasted that Pokemon into its trainer
>>59325809cousinfucker
>>59326029>>59326044t. Clair
>>59325809Sexo with Lance. :3
>>59325851He also roughs up a Rocket offscreen to interrogate him and has Dragonite batter Ariana.
>>59325809his cousin is hot
>>59326423Lance believes in gender equality!
>>59325809He's only hot in off-model fanarts
>>59325826Some yume at DeNA has a lot of pull, and I love and respect her because she squeezes her husband in every chance she gets
>>59326828I agree but for some reason his canon version gets my monkey brain way more hot and bothered than the fanart. The fanart is just a bonus glamour shot, a luxury that glorifies him in an objectively attractive way.
>>59325809He's my favorite flying type trainer.
>>59326852I wish my bara husando Bruno would get the same treatment. But him not getting any extra costumes means he's always shirtless, which is also nice.
>>59325851He's basically a modern-day feudal lord who commands two regions. To whom will he answer? A group of elders? A crazy Indian woman in Spain? His incestuous wife?
>>59327015He's more of a nepo baby who only got the champion title because Red is away.
>>59326954Bruno is just the brunette version of that guy with a Luxray.
>>59325809The nonsexual thoughts? Mythology, because I love routing out the underpinnings of modern tales and characters.Masters has given him a link to Tanabata with his trainer number.Tanabata stems from a Chinese folktale about a divine girl who weaves and her cowherd husband having to work hard to reunite after being separated by her divine father, but there are other, reversed variants where instead the divine snake/dragon prince must be earned by his human wife.So yeah, whoever loves him over at dena 100% pines for and pedestalizes him as their ideal husband. (And I empathize.)>Orihime and Hikoboshihttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanabata#Story>genderswapped version, which also gives the origin of Dragonite's jp name, Kairyu (from kairyuo)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ame_no_Wakahiko#Mythology#Other_tales
>>59325809He lives rent free in my head
>>59326423
Lance & Mega Dragonite soon (tm)
>>59327015The Dragon Clan has a bit of a thing about blood purity, and so engages in second and third-degree incest to keep things relatively pure. Lance and Clair's marriage was arranged shortly after the latter's birth, and they will bear at least one child. Barely anyone outside of the clan is aware of this due to its secretive nature and Blackthorn being isolated on top of a mountain that can only be accessed by flight and Ice Path.
>>59328302He has no bond with his dragonite so he won't get one.
>>59327606>the Grunt jumping in to defend herCute.
>>59328302Now have him sitting on a white couch with the Dragonites still looming in the background.
>>59325809He needs wilder hair
>>59328784Why? I think the two big hair floofs did a good job referencing cotton shell pricklies without giving him gay later gen design features where every character is like a walking halloween costume.Or do you just like his sonic the hedgehog hair from the manga?
>>59325809Guys are salty about him because no one will ever love them as much as I love this fictional dork
>>59325809Green ran him over with her blastoise.
>>59329440I want to fuck Green's plump posterior
>>59329425You sound like a tranny.
>>59327572Now kiss
>>59329778Whatever helps you sleep at night kidIdk I never post t+a because I don't care if people think I'm a fag, what can I offer you instead? Bra size? Waist measurement? An iching reading? Life advice?
>>59325809Pretty cool guy. Eh trains dragons and doesn't afraid of everything
>>59325809I wonder if he's still a virgin because of autism clan codes or if he's a mega slut thanks to his fame
>>59330289do you think he even cares about sexhe's probably a battle obsessed autist like red
>>59325809Kanto's greatest Flying-type specialist