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What are your thoughts on Lance
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>>59325809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qe9O90cD80
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>>59325809
>ISSA WARERU
>ISSA WARERU
>ISSA WARERU
I've grown to hate him solely because of Masters
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>>59325809
I don't think about hmi
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>>59325809
I thought it was funny how he makes Dragonite Hyper Beam a guy and nobody really questions it
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>>59325809
I thought he was really cool when I was a kid
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>>59325809
Sexual, very sexual, mostly.
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>>59326022
Calm down, Marina
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>>59325809
He needs to pick up what his cousin is putting down.

>>59325851
I always just interpreted that as Lance finishing a battle with that guy with Hyper Beam, and the blast that finished off the enemy Pokemon also blasted that Pokemon into its trainer
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>>59325809
cousinfucker
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>>59326029
>>59326044
t. Clair
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>>59325809
Sexo with Lance. :3
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>>59325851
He also roughs up a Rocket offscreen to interrogate him and has Dragonite batter Ariana.
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>>59325809
his cousin is hot
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>>59326423
Lance believes in gender equality!
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>>59325809
He's only hot in off-model fanarts
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>>59325826
Some yume at DeNA has a lot of pull, and I love and respect her because she squeezes her husband in every chance she gets
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>>59326828
I agree but for some reason his canon version gets my monkey brain way more hot and bothered than the fanart.
The fanart is just a bonus glamour shot, a luxury that glorifies him in an objectively attractive way.
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>>59325809
He's my favorite flying type trainer.
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>>59326852
I wish my bara husando Bruno would get the same treatment. But him not getting any extra costumes means he's always shirtless, which is also nice.
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>>59325851
He's basically a modern-day feudal lord who commands two regions. To whom will he answer? A group of elders? A crazy Indian woman in Spain? His incestuous wife?
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>>59327015
He's more of a nepo baby who only got the champion title because Red is away.
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>>59326954
Bruno is just the brunette version of that guy with a Luxray.
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>>59325809
The nonsexual thoughts? Mythology, because I love routing out the underpinnings of modern tales and characters.

Masters has given him a link to Tanabata with his trainer number.
Tanabata stems from a Chinese folktale about a divine girl who weaves and her cowherd husband having to work hard to reunite after being separated by her divine father, but there are other, reversed variants where instead the divine snake/dragon prince must be earned by his human wife.

So yeah, whoever loves him over at dena 100% pines for and pedestalizes him as their ideal husband. (And I empathize.)

>Orihime and Hikoboshi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanabata#Story
>genderswapped version, which also gives the origin of Dragonite's jp name, Kairyu (from kairyuo)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ame_no_Wakahiko#Mythology#Other_tales
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>>59325809
He lives rent free in my head
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>>59326423
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Lance & Mega Dragonite soon (tm)
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>>59327015
The Dragon Clan has a bit of a thing about blood purity, and so engages in second and third-degree incest to keep things relatively pure. Lance and Clair's marriage was arranged shortly after the latter's birth, and they will bear at least one child. Barely anyone outside of the clan is aware of this due to its secretive nature and Blackthorn being isolated on top of a mountain that can only be accessed by flight and Ice Path.
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>>59328302
He has no bond with his dragonite so he won't get one.
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>>59327606
>the Grunt jumping in to defend her
Cute.
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>>59328302
Now have him sitting on a white couch with the Dragonites still looming in the background.
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>>59325809
He needs wilder hair
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>>59328784
Why? I think the two big hair floofs did a good job referencing cotton shell pricklies without giving him gay later gen design features where every character is like a walking halloween costume.
Or do you just like his sonic the hedgehog hair from the manga?
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>>59325809
Guys are salty about him because no one will ever love them as much as I love this fictional dork
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>>59325809
Green ran him over with her blastoise.
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>>59329440
I want to fuck Green's plump posterior
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>>59329425
You sound like a tranny.
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>>59327572
Now kiss
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>>59329778
Whatever helps you sleep at night kid

Idk I never post t+a because I don't care if people think I'm a fag, what can I offer you instead? Bra size? Waist measurement? An iching reading? Life advice?
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>>59325809
Pretty cool guy.
Eh trains dragons and doesn't afraid of everything
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>>59325809
I wonder if he's still a virgin because of autism clan codes or if he's a mega slut thanks to his fame
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>>59330289
do you think he even cares about sex
he's probably a battle obsessed autist like red
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>>59325809
Kanto's greatest Flying-type specialist



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