Pic-related are literal cartoon character mascots and fursonas, nothing about them says “Pocket Monster”.
>>59326533You’re never going to win again, kaijufag
>>59326533Some of my favorite monsters include Machamp, Hitmonchan, Mr. Mime, Jynx, Throh, and Sawk
>>59326533Define "Monster" without sounding pedantic
>>59326533God the Gen 9 starters look horrendous
>>59326543toriyama eyes >>> literal dogshit >>> fursonas
>>59326549>>59326550 You lost btw
>>59326550unfortunately Japan’s tastes have changed. You WILL fawn over the furry starters
>>59326559>unfortunatelyFound the manchild burger LMAO
>>59326548has to look like a monster
>>59326533They started making Pokemon starters characters with Blaziken in Gen 3, continued it with Empoleon and Infernape in Gen 4, and every gen since all 3 have had a profession. Gen 5 for instance, they're all rulers of some kind (European monarch, Chinese warrior, and Japanese samurai) Gen 6 had RPG classes, you get the point
>>59326565How is a monster supposed to look like?
>>59326565and explain WHAT a monster looks like, everything you claim a monster can't look like, there's an example in Gen 1 that is exactly what you're complaining about
>>59326533Ewwwwwwwwwww
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>>59326566Blaziken and its consequences have been a disaster for starter pokemon
>>59326591Right from Sugimori's mouth and there are people who insist that Blaziken isn't humanoid
>>59326591>Blaziken and its consequ- AAAAAAAAACKKKKK!!!! >I'M SORRY BLAZICHAD I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK BUT SPARE MEEEEEEEEE
>>59326591>Humanoid PokemonBlazikek Bros WTH IS THIS SHIT
>>59326533blam gardevoir lucario loppuny etcc lucario ruined it
>>59326567With respect, the differences between the two are self-evident. You're being obtuse. If you had confidence in your own position you wouldn't resort to such tactics.If you don't believe in your position enough to engage in good faith, then why should anyone take your position seriously?
>>59326591This thing was so uncanny when I first saw it fighting Charizard
>>59326613You're dodging the question Explain what is a monster and how a monster is supposed to look like
>>59326591you mean lucario
>>59326613If your argument is bipedal vs quaruped. We've had bipedal Pokemon since Gen 1. Starters have always been special and rare, so if anything it makes MORE sense for them to be human-like than something like Machop, a common wild encounter
>>59326619>You mean [Pokemon people actually care about instead of the boring animalmon]
>>59326618I didn't dodge the question. The differences are in fact self evident. You know full well what Anon means by monster, and I'm not playing along with your games.But go on, keep feigning ignorance.
>>59326633Refute this, and stop dodging >>59326627
>>59326633You're still dodging the question I'm starting to think even you don't know what a monster is and how a monster is supposed to look like
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>>59326788too fat, they look like American women in your pic.
>>59326633furfags don’t care, they’ll be obtuse because they’re too cowardly to admit they like pokemon losing its identity because they love memes and porn
>>59326959what's pokemon's identity then
>>59327019pokemon never had intentity it always was a generic animal, object, plant, a human wearin clothes (hitmonchan jynx machoke line)
>>59326788Fucking Disgusting
>>59327019to be a pocket monster, not a pocket furry or a pocket cereal mascot
>>59327096>pocket monsterAnimals standing up are certified monsters>not a pocket furryOkay so you're just scared of furries, as in, standing creature with fur? Because gen 1 had lizard creatures with spandex and tits.Hm, does that mean Typhlosion goes against pokemon's identity back in gen 2? Or is it too fat to be a pocket furry.
>>59327114difference between a fire badger and a furry cat, disingenuous retard. the question here isn’t bipedalism.
>>59327175>Fire badger *Fire rapist
>>59327175>difference between badger and catIs what?>the question here isn't bipedalismNo, I clarified that you think it's bipedal animals, like Typhlosion, which is clearly somewhat humanoid. But perhaps you're either blind or a disingenious, constantly goalpost moving retard yourself.
>>59326643Both of these look like monsters, a giant frog with a big flower on its back VS a black woman
>>59326533kinda like digimon
>>59327388Pokemon was doing anthro characters long before digimon did
>>59327396such as?
>>59327434M A C H A M PH Y P N OH I T M O N C H A NM R. M I M EJ Y N X
>>59327114> Because gen 1 had lizard creatures with spandex and tits.Anyone at ring like humanoid shit didn’t exist in Gen 1 is disingenuous, but they were explicitly unpopular for that reason. No one favorite is fucking jynx. Also don’t want to be the um actually guy by Charizard is fatter than typhlosion >59327185Stop projecting, pedophile >>59327262The fuck are you talking about? Typhlosion is literally the least human fire starter outside of Skeledirge (which was ironically realized just this Gen)
>>59326533the fucking hips on the cat
>>59326533Humanoid mons are fine, I just don't like when they make every starter like one, they should limit it to 1 starter per generation like Hoenn.
>>59327451>Charizard is fatter than TyphlosionTrue, but Charizard isn't furry.>the least human fire starter outside ofSays more about the fire type than anything else. It's like a standing furred animal. It's also the most humanoid of the gen 1-2 starters, but that's besides the point.
>>59327185literally the same thing
>>59327687Furfags LOVE Charizard, if that matters.
>>59326565>Has to have early-instalment weirdnessNah.
>>59326565Venushit is ugly, grotesque, an insult to its prevos, which is why it's the least popular of its trio. Literally the exact opposite of all those things apply to Liko's yuri wife.
>>59328005you’re a porn addict, and as such, your opinion is worth even less than a mentally stunted toddler.
>>59328400Nta but he's objectively correctMeowscarada mogs, better monster >>59326584
>>59326533ouughhh meowscarada thighsfat meowscarada ass and hips thighs sex plap
>>59327434Mewtwo
grass cat won. accept it.
Gen 7 were both the last good starters and the consolidation of furry shit. I don't care anymore, even pikaclones are getting more interesting at this point.
>>59326565Newsflash shitbag, a 5' bipedal cat thing with magical elemental abilities ARE in fact monstrous.You know what's not but is still called a pocket monster? A lioness with exaggerated ears and a bindi who's magical affinity is nothing special or extraordinary.
>>59326584Brutal mog
>>59328904a furry cartoon character isn’t a pocket monster lolkeep coping, shit for brains.
Furry FranchiseFurry BoardFurry World
>>59328937Ohhh you're one of those retards who thinks cartoons animals are monsters Have you tried ducking my cock and chocking on it while lucario gets more and more popular and beloved while your favorite is an unpopular shitmon no one cares about?
Interesting how aggressive furfags get over threads like this.
>>59328904if persian was an anthropomorphic monster creature people would actually care about it instead of living forever in meowth's shadow lol
>>59328944Womp womp
>>59326533>I get to decide what a Pokémon based on my own arbitrary rules I made up in my head!!Autism behaviour. Mewtwo was always popular and that's a fucking mascot.>>59326550Nigger just go play Dragon Quest. Like why are you even into Pokémon? It's not for you.
>>59328951Mewtwo isn’t a furry, disingenuous porn-addict retard.
>>59328953>Humanoid cat alien He's a furry cope harder faggot lol
>>59328953Yes it is, it's an anthro with vague cat features.>porn-addictLmao, where did that even come from?
>>59328957>vague it's literally mew's brother lmao
>>59328937What's the matter snowflake? I'm using your arguments, with actual real life examples to disprove your silly witterings?Handle it better, the fact you're disingenuous AND ignorant of what the series has been from the outset just makes your episode even more hilariously retarded. An Indian lioness with dumbo ears isn't a mnonster, but since the series creators think it so, it is one. While thinking Meow's ALSO one in the logical progression of their series (picrel, people been dreaming up humanoid animals to fuck from they lived in caves, small wonder Game Freak have been weaponising it with their series from discovering HOW badly people want to fuck their creations).
>See mewtwo's tags on rule34 >"Anthro" K-Kantosisters!?
>>59326565>has to look like a monsterHere's a monster.Medusa and the Minotaur also veer in that direction.
>>59328962Yes, but I'd argue it's a bit less cat-like than Mew. Either way, it's definitely an anthro, and it has animal-like features.
>>59326543An actual kaijufag would know that many are indeed characters
>>59326606*lopunny
furfag cope itt
>>59328005But enough about picrel
>>59331050>>59331106For you >>59326584
>>59331106cope and seethe, disingenuous retard
>>59326788What are they feeding these things
>>59326533I like meowscarada because it's a cat. That's really all it needs to be. The bird thing is shit because it hardly looks like a bird
>>59326533I despise Meowscarada and the Gay duck, the croc is pretty shit too
Why do idiotic furfags unironically defend these designs? Especially the disco duck.
I don't think I've seen anyone defend the duck, but I don't deliberately go to gay hangouts to strawpoll them on their opinions of anything, much less pokémon.
>>59331412Yes, the croc sucks because it has a fucking job for some reason.
>>59331253meowshartcada isn’t “just” a cat, it’s a fursona.
Uh oh chaptjeet found the thread
>>59331492it looks like a cat, acts like a cat, meows like a cat>fursonano fursona looks like that, I'm sureyou'd have more luck finding one that looks like Charizard
>>59331522>looksno>actsno>meowsnopretending to be a retard still makes you a retard, furfag
>>59331536turn on your monitor
>>59326543He will in judgment day, when all furfags and yifftroons rot in hell for eternity
>>59331607lol lmao even
>>59331607wrong, Arceus wills it
>>59331106such a gross fucking shitmon Jesus christ
furGods won, pedoshartcels lost
