Let's start the new month strong Let's start with an absol thread
deth
Absol can learn attract
>>59328815I can't believe Absol is dead!
>>59329116I recognize Zinfyu artstyle in one millisecond, and instantly think "yes, it is Absol time."
Did absol stole your heart when you were a teenager or much later?
>>59329857earlier.
>>59329857I started Pokemon in Ruby, payed no attention to it, then when Gen 6 came around, I caught one on a whim for the playthrough, grew to love it immensely. It also just so happened to have Super Luck and Jolly nature. So it was basically perfect.
>>59331812Ass sol
>>59329857Earlier.
>>59328815Lemon deals 4× effective damage no matter what typing the Pokemon has.
>>59333560If absols can detect disasters with it's horn, why wouldn't it be able to tell that the lemón was a catastrophe in the making?
More than just a pretty face
>>59333888It detects changes in weather. There's a chance that it could potentially also sense ill intentions of people (nothing that can confirm this so do not take it as pure truth.) But it cannot sense how dangerous an inanimate object can be.
Me when Absol
>>59329857i think the absol movie changed my brain chemistry
>>59329857Wouldn't say stole my heart, but i was mildly impressed with Absol, from PMD Rescue Team giving me an Absol partner during the exile arc, to catching one in Emerald, levelling her up once and seeing a single swords dance be enough setup to sweep Winona was a good first impression to keep Absol in the party.But it only came until much later that i learned Absol is a damn strong mon in RSE playthroughs like once you get one, it'll carry you for the rest of the game on an equal caliber as Swampert and Gardevoir. That and while it can't put its 130 base atk for stab, shadow ball being physical is very funny, this shit nukes Tate & Liza
>but giant plush for snuggles >fantasize it's an Absol I need fluff irl 3:
>absol was his sexual awakening
I wonder how hard it would be to groom your absol into enjoying horn rubs...
I crave the Lady Tash.
>>59339148God forbid they release a life size Absol plush, I'd be obligated to buy one and the shipping would be maddening.
>>59341275Sir, this is an Absol thread.
fluff
>>59342019took like 15 seconds for me to realize what the hell is going on in this pic
>>59341351Slut
>>59342287no
What name should I give my Absol? She's my favorite so I gotta give her something really good.
>>59342509Fartsniffer
>>59342509Ivory
>>59342509Fate
>>59342293This pic is really hot
>Page 10Absol-utely not!
>>59345690thicc
>>59329857She and chicken (who was also a she). Didn't care about that green lady.
>>59346865Does your absol have a nickname as well?
>>59348469sneaking!
Me on the left.
>>59349119Nuh uh, that's literally me mister.
>>59349119me on the right
>>59349312I want to go out with you
sex
>>59350253She is so sexy
But seriously why did this thing rewire my brain
>>59352110Vybing
I saw pixelart of your catgirl get posted on /v/ gato sexo thread some time ago Felino, do you have a new PC?
>>59341349>>59339148There are non-official alternatives available tho.
>>59352753Anon probably doesn't want to spend thousands on the plush though, and then have to wait a year for it to be completed. As as example those recent huge Eeveelution plushes are around $400 each, while people will spend $3k or more commissioning a similarly sized plush. Granted though the $3k ones probably feel better because they'd be made of high quality minky instead of the stuff PC use for their big plushes, but that's still expensive.
>>59352750Can you link it? And noni do these on my phone
>>59352820https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/739738779/#q739787118 The "view posts with the same image" shows me no other results, so I concluded that it's something new from you. Also am I correctly guessing that you're now coloring your sketches on /DIG/ with watercolor paint instead of felt-tip markers?
>>59351899I think it's more that it untangled your brain.
>>59352879Hey I remeber that thread. It's marker but dissolved in water. You have seen both my absols yes?
>>59353446>It's marker but dissolved in water. Well that's one way to keep things fine enough on the cheap I guess?>You have seen both my absols yes? You mean that one multi-angle headshot draft from last day of April or this one? Yeah I saw them both, and that one pic from /v/ of Umbreon showing off his lipstick too. But I also noticed that particular image had a bit of Leafeon's ear in the corner, yet I don't think you ever posted any Leafeon pics anywhere yet.
Also I just noticed something cool in the archive that I'm intending to repost in a future poke'sexo thread once I'll have some free time tonight. Sorry for not being here so often anymore dear Anon, not that you ever needed me in first place. . .
>>59354874I posted leafeon on /v/ and /trash/
>>59354874Umbreon doko?
>>59356363Found it by looking up for catbox links, also seen an earlier Glaceon pic from you made just a day after my B-day. I really need to try keep up with your blessings more regularly when they drop fresh, Its the least I can do for a swell lad like you.
>>59356617Do you really wanna see it?https://files.catbox.moe/9y1yvu.jpg
>>59329857>>59346865I remember getting a female Blaziken, Absol and Gardevoir on my first playthrough just by catching whatever. I guess it was fate.
>>59357539Oh my
Hello! I respect Absol's design and heard females exists on these threads. Let's be friends and talk about things Female Absol fans may enjoy.
I miss Altashi SO fucking much, bros...
>>59359853That's a weird way to spell Absol.
>>59359813>things Female Absol fans may enjoy.There is one thing we all have in common here :)
>>59360680God... my wife Altashi is SO cute...
>>59362982what does some no name streamer have to do with the disaster dog?
>>59363983Ummm
>>59357855He also did a pic of Jolteon if you really need more graphite fagshit. >>59363983What if I'd say "No", even though I'm obviously lying?
>>59363983... Yes?
I love "captcha expired" as soon as I click it
>absol z still not in championsReeeeeeeeeeeee
>>59368382For me it's the '"posting error'" that doesn't explain shit at all as to why it occurs - and doesn't go away even if I'd refresh the page.
rapesol
>>59371321What did he mean by this?
>>59369975pinchable
>>59374414Boop!
>>59376650men will look at this shit and say "wife"
>>59378959wife
>>59378959Wife
>>59365644If it's that hand-drawn image of the boy Joltie with a lightbulb stuck up his ass then I've already seen it.
>>59378959WIFE
>>59379610>Im now famous in a small circle of pokelovers
>>59379655>>59379389>>59379270>>59378959How does one get an Absol wife? Asking for a friend.
>>59379733Rub the horn.Just trust me.Rub. The. Horn.
>>59329857later. earlier was ninetales.
>>59363983>powers off game
Something's very off with this Absol
>>59381261That's just Absol's pre-evolution. You gotta expose it to natural disasters beyond human comprehension and then it'll evolve.
>>59382184instructions uncleardoes this still count since it's a dark type?
>>59328770Bump
>>59382501Absol must be so proud
>>59379610Did the lightbulb light up
kisssol
>>59386427Bros...
Moo.
>>59360680Cute!
>>59341268It depends on how often it gets damaged methinks.>>59385216Cant really tell cuz its an uncolored grayscale image, also why do I feel like your gonna beg me to spoonfeed you with it? >>59379664Nah I just noticed you in a few threads that use catbox to smuggle the good shit past the uncultured jannoids from /v/ who all take HRT. BTW, I still need to know if you made that one wierd Glaceon image done in MSpaint where's she talking about cinematographic symbolism in front of a film projector.
>>59379733Orchestrating some catastrophies like mr.Glass would seem like a good start.
>>59368382so pretty
>>59390911>Glaceon image done in MSpaintSorry but that wasn't me
>>59328770Is she popular in Japan to warrant a mega Z? To normies, she is not that well-known.
can Absols sing well
>>59390911IT BROKE OFF!? WTH??
>>59394388She looks cute in a skirt
>>59395785absol looks cute on anything
>>59350253
pingas
>>59397572mmmmm absol donut.... yunmmmer....s
>>59397590Cutie, would throat fuck her
>>59398320she looks like she would love that
>>59399287She is just asking for her chocker to be snapped
stop it absol isnt sexy
>>59400313Dog butt
Imagine>the summer heat>absol is laying on her back>you rub the sunscreen into your hands>massage it into her six or eight nipples>rub it over her cookieYour Pokemon will not get sunburnt
what a gross post
all absols cute
>absol thread still upWowee, when's the calamity coming bros?
>>59405351taking care of it
Ahhh absol!
Is there any art with Absol and Gallade?
Here's some OC absolbros. I dont usually post my doodles on the web but I like how it came out.
>>59409630Based. Do you have more?
>>59409670Just the one, haha. I'm still pretty new to this so even simpler doodles can take me some time vs. someone more experienced.
>>59409630very safe absol ready to save people from natural disasters
>>59409756This is much better than I can do anon. I hope you draw more absol and then show us >>59409756
Hmm, birthday Absol
>>59409630Really, really good. Hope you show us more
>>59410741What flavor of cake does absol like?
>>59412459The lil absol got it's green eyes from its human father
Altashi... please come back...
>>59328770Absol lovers, what are your thoughts on mega Absol Z?
>>59413411he's alright i guess
>>59413411Pure sex
>>59413411I like the design as an opposite to og Mega, hate that it's just an all around better Mega stat wise. At that rate, go all out on both spectrums like Zard Y and X, all SP ATK and all PHY ATK, no inbetween. Also curious what ability Z is going to have.
>>59413411i would say that it's not as good as the original mega or as base absol, but it's very close, i like it a lotbase and mega absol are just unrealistically high bars to cross
I love this succubus
I got to RNG manipulate a perfect Shiny Absol in Pokemon Colosseum! Took me around 30 hours to play through the game and learn how to abuse the RNG, but it was well worth it for that 5 IV Adamant spread lol. Gonna Ribbon Master this one and take it all the way to Gen VIII and hopefully Gen X! I love Absol so much...
>>59416389Incredible. You really gonna get every single Ribbon though? I struggle to finish a single Master Rank Contest in Emerald, let alone do all of them with a single mon. At least ORAS let's you use infinite Poke Blocks
>>59416569It'll probably be something I do on the side while I wait for Mega Absol Z to become available in Champions lol.I've already RNG abused my Absol into existence, so I'm not above using other such exploits to help my goal. I've already started RNG abusing Emerald for a good Swampert and I will be doing the same for Latios to help with the Battle Tower. For the contests I've got combos mapped and berry duping on the table if it ever becomes a problem, I see it as more of a time investment than something truly difficult. Maybe I'll eat my words soon here though lmao
did you know that absol
>>59417993.... Yes?
>>59350253HNNNNG
>>59420106>Blows wind
Im all out of absol pics
She is a work of art
Have another cute absol I found
>>59421953very shapely and elegant. kissable even
>>59420106>>59420620
>>59422014The best absol pics are where she has beauty and allure without being gooner bait
>>59329857If by stole your heart you mean give me a boner, that came a bit later, but as far as first impressions go, absol was a favorite of mine as soon as i understood what Swords Dance did upon catching and levelling her up a bit, Winona dropped FAST.
>>59425119Someone needs to draw them scissoring
Help, I have an addiction
Wow still here.
