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>YOU IGNORANT EARTHBOUND BEING! YOU DON'T EVEN MAKE SWITCH GAMES YET YOU IGNORE EVERYTHING THAT CONTRIBUTED TO THE HEAVENS FALLING DOWN AROUND GAME FREAK AS YOU CONTINUE TO BERATE THEM FOR THE NEW TRADITIONAL GAMEPLAY REGION AFTER GALAR!
>THERE WAS TOO MUCH WEEZING AROUND THE GLOBE
>HUMOR AND SADNESS WERE COMMON THEMES IN GEN 8 CONVERSATIONS
>THERE WAS NO ASSISTANCE FROM THE GUYS OF M HAT PERSON OR BAD BREATH WILD DUDE
>GF IS THOROUGHLY DISLIKED BY TPC AND PARTY 3 OF 3 OF THE POKEMON COMPANY ISN'T SPOKEN OF ANYMORE
>ASSIGNED POSITIONS OF IMPORTANCE FOR MAKING INTERACTIVE SOFTWARE HAVE FRESH BLOOD WITH NO RELEVANT BACKGROUND
>DIRECTS ARE A NINTENDO THING! THE POKEMON BRAND HAS NO INVOLVEMENT WITH NINTENDO AND THEIR SLIDESHOW WAS LABELED WITH DIFFERENT TERMINOLOGY!
>GRAPHICAL FIDELITY OF THE UPCOMING GAMES REQUIRES THE GAMES TO GO THROUGH CHECKOUT TO UNLOCK MAXIMUM POTENTIAL!
>REGION AFTER 6 BUT BEFORE 8 RELEASED WITHIN A QUARTET OF THIRTY 24-HOUR PERIODS PRIOR TO THE DISTRIBUTION OF THE NINTENDO CONSOLE AFTER WII U
>THE READJUSTABLE TARGET DATE FOR EVERYONE TO LEGALLY PLAY THE GAME PREVENTED REVISIONS OF IMAGES PLASTERED ON MODELS AND RATE OF FRAMES BEING STANDARD
>IT WAS ALL HANDS ON DECK FOR ALL FACULTY AS THE ENTIRE HEADQUARTERS EVEN THAT SECURITY GUY FROM THE REVEAL TRAILER SCRAMBLED TO CREATE AN UPDATE FOR ILLEGALLY OBTAINED COPIES PRIOR TO THE LEGAL RELEASE
>AUCTIONS FOR SPECIALTIES ONLY THE WINNER WOULD HAVE WOULDN'T END FROM CORPORATIONS
>ポケモン AND THE WORD OVERHAUL ARE INCOMPATIBLE SINCE THE SWITCH WAS NOT INCLUDED IN GF'S STARTUP BUSINESS MODEL
>THE POCKETABLE MONSTERS FRANCHISE WILL NEVER BE OVERHAULED SINCE SINGLE DIGIT AGE HUMANS HAVE BEEN CUSTOMERS PREVIOUSLY UH UH UH HUH HUH HUH ARE SHINY HANDHELD QUADRILATERALS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE AGAIN STEP ASIDE YOUNGER HUMANS I NEED THEM ALL MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT