no reason to play rank unless you still have fun playing this mess

no reason to play a game unless it's fun no shit jackface
you think people are playing pokemon unite to brag?

>win groudon fight
>somebody goes to backcap instead of ripping or closing off the last enemy as an immobile squishy
>they obviously get buttfucked being alone at the enemy's goal who just respawned
>slowly but surely get whittled down one by one despite having no reason to lose and having beaten the enemy in literally every single fight the entire game with ease because of this
tweedle dumb motherfucker

>>59330588
As always, it only takes one retard to throw the match.

Shit game

Seeing as we still have a general, I'm guessing we haven't EoS'd from the License Journey crap.
How bad has the game gotten since December?

>>59330622
Every new mon had an event to get it for free.
They've also added a solo mode where you can earn license points.
So they're sort of trying to backpedal-without-backpedaling. Still super shit for new players.

>>59330613
just had a cinderace attack the sole enemy latias instead of a basically 0 HP groudon and we lost it
I'm really not liking my matchmaking so far I think I'm in for one of those seasons

>>59330633
>>59330622
don't worry the next legendaries will be OP as fuck

Bots seem to be absolutely unable to deal with Feraligatr. This is now going to be my free win grabber.

>>59330636
Coyikd have been accidental, the targeting in this game genuinely seems made backwards at times

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LAWL

I'm not liking the Groudon map. I miss the berries.

>>59330636
if you have a creep with 1 and an enemy pokemon, both outside range, the autlock system will prioritize locking and chasing the enemy pokemon.

>>59332781
That's why you need to enable the separate creep button.

>>59332795
and deactivate the autochase in basic attacks and also make a system that lets me just drag and lock basic attacks and click'n'point abilities.

>>59332818
The separate button exists already though.

yeah this new anonymous feature is cringe as fuck

>>59333161
you can't target point'n'click skills (ie raboot's flame ball or whatever its name is) to creeps when an enemy player is nearby, they will prioritize enemy players no matter what.

>>59333329
Oh, I think it's mostly a Switch issue, as in the phone client you can use the touchscreen to aim, unless the move has no targetting at all, like Espeon's Stored Power.

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>Skeledirge in 1 hour
>early season so almost no draft games
Please don't be broken OP. PLEASE.

I will replace this game with Champions if it moves to mobile

The event rewards are really good this time.

>>59333957
There's a level 30 token in it. First time ever.

Feedback time, remember to tell them how fucking shit auto select moves are. God, put that to a toggle in a settings at least.

>>59333877
I play both of these games but dude, Champions is so dry rn. 2/3 months for new updates?? Unite is kinda winning here

>>59334240
oh boy another survey of asking for a single fucking poison type woohoo

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I come from League, anything I need to know before starting this like what free mon to choose or what items to level or what resources to hoard?

>>59334818
better to upgrade all the items you will use to 20 than upgrade specific ones to full
you gotta set your upgrades before a fight
regieleki is a noob trap it will rarely win you games compared to other regis/farming levels
the game has crazy comeback mechanics especially with exp so play your life

>>59330427
>-Skeledirge
>- Quaquaval
>- Reshiram
>- Palkia
>- Yveltal
>- Solgaleo
So we're just never getting new supports are we?

>>59334952
we just got meganium bro

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>>59334961
I do not wish to play that one

>>59334818
1. There's no gold resource, you don't build items during the match.
2. BATTLE items are your summoner spells. Only two are viable: X speed and Eject button (flash), the rest are shit.
3. HELD items are your runes. For SpAtk (AP) users, there's 2 mandatory items (nerd glasses and spoon). For Atk (AD) users, there's 1 mandatory item (yellow band).
4. Antihealing only comes in held items for SpAtk or Atk. Tanks don't have an antihealing item. No Pokemon has antihealing in their kits.
5. There's no antishielding held item and no Pokemon has antishielding in their kits.
6. There's no minions, all the farm is jungle camps and last hitting is extremely vital in the game.
9. CC can cancel AA, basic skills and battle items, putting them in full CD.
10. There's no solo laning phase. You're always teamed with a braindead retard = you've 2 duo lanes.

I recommend you picking Cinderace as your starter to stomp bots from the early ranked games (full of bots), and also from solo mode games where you grind for LP points (the currency you need to unlock licenses in the LP journey). If you want to pick a mon of your choice, I think you need to get to level 9-12 in license journey, and it'd take clearing the entirety of easy mode and 10-15 hard mode levels to get to that point AND have enough LP points to unlock the most expensive mons (you also get 1 license from a limited selection for clearing 35 easy mode level)
Buy battle items - eject button & X speed. Buy held items and max first - spoon, nerd glasses and yellow band.

DON'T pick a support/tank as your starter.
DON'T bother with Lucario, sucks shit.
Until veteran 5, you're stuck with bot games in ranked.

How does the incense/bangle healing reduction work? If I apply the debuff on Clefable she'll heal her ally Greninja for less? What if I apply the debuff on Greninja instead? Will he still receive less healing from Clefable? What if I apply the debuff on both?

>>59334818
Don't listen to the retard above me.
All battle items except Goal Hacker and Shedinja Doll are usable, but they mostly depend on the Pokémon you use them on. It'd be stupid not to run Full Heal on combo-reliant mons, for example, because CC is everywhere. X Attack can also be run on Blaze Kick Cinderace, since it already has sufficient mobility. Even Goal Getter on Sableye can win games.

Held items are the same, but you usually run a different set for each Pokémon.
Generally, if a character has good attack / sp. attack scaling (the percentage on the mon's page on unitedb, the higher the better), you run corresponding items that up that stat. That's usually Attack Weight, Accel Bracer and Weakness Policy for physical attackers and Sp. Attack Specs, Drive Lens, Choice Specs, Wise Glasses and Slick Spoon for special. Muscle Band is only run on auto-attack-based Pokémon, so something like Machamp or Lucario has no need for it, instead, they run the usual physical attack items and maybe stuff like Razor Claw. Absol runs Scope Lens, Razor Claw and then either bracer or weight. Blaziken benefits from double stacking (weight + cookie) since its passive heals for max HP percentage. You get the point.

If I'm not forgetting anything, two Pokémon deal increased damage to targets with a shield and partially ignore it: Tinkaton and Urshifu. Tyranitar has true damage, so it ignores shields completely.
Delphox's unite has anti-heal and can come in pretty clutch in melting deathballs, but yeah, you usually run curse items for antiheal, preferably on someone with dot damage like Chandelure.

>>59335478
Pretty sure that the debuff only affects the one being debuffed. So if a debuffed Clefable heals a Greninja, it heals him like normal, unless Greninja is debuffed instead.

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went 1-7 today, feeling depressed

>>59335483
Shedinja Doll is a very good item on some mons. Meowscarada is particularly annoying with it.

>>59335483
>shedinja doll
>not usable
fucking lol

>>59335567
>>59335577
The problem with it is that it's extremely punishable - you know exactly when and where the pokemon is going to be. You might dodge a blastoise unite or something but in exchange will take a snipe shot to the face or get cc-chained. I've seen it happen countless times.

>>59335608
you use it to exploit your own mechanics not avoid other people

>>59335618
Doesn't matter in the slightest, you will get moonblasted/psychic'd/horn leeched and you will like it

>>59335483
>All battle items except Goal Hacker and Shedinja Doll are usable
>Shedinja Doll
Stopped reading right there, if you don't see the value of invulnerability on demand then your opinion is not worth reading.

>>59335682
I see you chose to ignore the explanation as to why that is the case

im not letting u get that champ bro

>>59335700
Thank god I won't have to deal with it

where is my teeeeaaaaaaaaam

>>59335724
outplayed :^)

>>59335730
I don't think anyone even went into the Groudon pit including me because I was getting that pick on Inteleon lol

EOS

>>59335631
>>59335688
Dude. Really? Some really good effects persist while invulnerable on some mons. And your cooldowns continue to tick.
So now you have an INVULNERABLE ulting Meowscarada in the middle of your team. And it'll have its jump back and the passive still up when the invulnerability ends.
So, yeah. You're talking bullshit.

>>59335917
It doesn't fucking matter if it has its jump back or not if it gets chain stunned to death as soon as invulnerability ends. And it's not like an ulting meow is a big threat anyway because you can just walk out of it lol

aint no fucking way

Wtf is up with meganium and having some kind of 1 shot move? It's fucking disgusting

>>59335953
Your Typhlosion was losing to my Braixen on our outer goal 1v1...

my soft and silky seductress...

yeah I'm in for a real fucking struggle this season I'm getting AFK throwers every second match and the matches without leavers are even worse

>>59335969
nta anon, but isn't Delphox a "counter" to Typh since it has range advantage, at least i think is does since every Delphox I played against can seeming shit people from half away accross across the field with that bullshit fire spin thing. though if it was losing to the Braixin stage maybe like that particular typhlosion player was just ass

>>59336128
same thing happens to me like every third match or so, and the team is so quick to surrender of the most minor shit. Has the player base always been like that?

>>59336202
>but isn't Delphox a "counter" to Typh since it has range advantage
Normally pretty much, but I was specifically Braixen, and that Typhlosion was their jungler splitpushing while I was trying to level up in peace

Skeledirge ult is pretty funny. An ally damage boost *and* a slow skillshot with no max distance.

I'm surprised at how many Skeledirge's I've been seeing in matches. Doesn't even seem OP, people just seemingly want to play it.

>>59336715
The ult is fun as fuck, you can snipe objectives or opponents from across the map.

>>59336715
I'm more surprised people pay for this game. It gets significantly worse each time so might as well just unlock pokemon through the events

beauty unparalleled...

>>59335944
dont play much anymore but this is the biggest shitter opinion imaginable
shedinja doll is just unites equivalent of zhonyas hourglass from league, an extremely popular item that has the same issues you list but is ran on a fuck ton of champs anyway
as others have already stated, if you cannot see the value that shedinja doll offers then i would tell you to go play an easier moba, but i do not think that is possible in unites case

>>59337614
I don't know how it is in League, so I can't comment on that, but we're talking about Unite here. I personally do not see any serious value of running it on, say, Meow or Talon over something like eject, which isn't nearly as telegraphed as the doll and lets you confirm a kill instead of making you a sitting duck. It's a meme item.

>>59337706
unite is just watered down league, with a large amount of its content taking inspiration from the champs and summoner spells. the value someone gets off of shedinja doll depends on how it is used. while it can be used offensively, like popping unite on meowscarada and going into their team, ive always found its best used in the same manner that its used in league, which is to survive burst. higher level unite gameplay sees tighter team play, and if you are playing something squishy that shits out damage but gets bursted down easily, speedsters will target you. what shedinja doll does is lets you react to the dive and gives your team time to deal with the also squishy speedster, ensuring your survival. there are situations where temporary invulnerability is more useful than an immediate repositioning. using shedinja doll in a 1v1 to just delay the inevitable is poor usage of the item, which many do, but that doesnt mean its a meme item

>>59337748
one of the most annoying things you can do a speedster is be a doll clefable, not only does it let you stall for your next gravity/follow me cycle but moonlight will stay active while you're invincible so you're still giving your team massive heals to secure a pick and push the advantage

>>59337748
I understand what you mean, but if you get dived by one person and your team is around, then he's already at a great disadvantage and is unlikely to accomplish anything if you know what to do. However, if his team follows up and you're still in that invulnerable state it can be over for you pretty quickly.

>>59337764
Sure but you're still sitting in place and as a healer you have to be where your team is at all times. Meaning they either have to stay where you are and potentially make themselves way more vulnerable than necessary or leave you to die alone.

>>59337809
>Sure but you're still sitting in place and as a healer you have to be where your team is at all times
type shit a healbot says before overextending healing/buffing supports should always be playing their life against dive

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>>59337830
>healing/buffing supports should always be playing their life against dive
Which is what you'd accomplish by sticking to your team and not dying alone a mile away, yes.

>>59337809
how long have you been playing unite, and how high up have you climbed the ranked ladder? time to kill is insanely short for squishy pokemon. if a speedster dives you, he will kill you, and your team will kill him. you essentially turn a 1 for 1 into a 1 for none, putting your team at an advantage and allowing you to play more risky knowing that one source of burst has been taken out
if the entire enemy team is diving in and bursting your team down, neither eject button or shedinja doll will change the tide of that, you and your buddies just have bad positioning and are being punished for it
eject button has an 80 second cooldown, doll has a 45 second cooldown. it will be up and available to you more often. they are ultimately two different items, and while eject is more popular, calling doll a meme item is kinda retarded. i would be curious as to know your user so i can see your stats

I can't access the energy rewards. Tapping the icon does nothing. Anyone else with this problem?

>>59338031
yes its bugged

>>59337878
>how long have you been playing unite, and how high up have you climbed the ranked ladder?
Since the switch release; I ended the previous season at about 1400
>if a speedster dives you, he will kill you
Not at all, again, if you know how to counterplay and position yourself properly, and provided your team actually helps you you will survive. Even Leafeon intending to ult you you can see coming from a mile away and take measures. Besides, most attackers in this game can already defend themselves somewhat.
>if the entire enemy team is diving in and bursting your team down, neither eject button or shedinja doll will change the tide of that
Eject at the very least can help you escape to potentially make a game-winning play later.
>eject button has an 80 second cooldown, doll has a 45 second cooldown. it will be up and available to you more often.
Yes, but all you need to do is save it for the most decisive teamfight at Groudon. Like your ult, which isn't necessarily better if it has a lower cd.
>i would be curious as to know your user so i can see your stats
https://uniteapi.dev/en/p/7551413562601688003
If by stats you mean my winrates, then they are kinda all over the place, but winrates specifically on squishy backliners you could run defensive doll on that we are talking about like Delphox and Espeon are not too bad imo.

>>59337614
Its not the same, faggot. I lol you dont have to choose between zhonyas and flash, one is a item you can buy when you have the gold and the other is a summoner spell you cant change once the match start, thats why they dont discuss zhonyas vs flash; but if people had to choose, they would all agree flash is the superior skill.

However, there is also the thing that in unite, eject button is a WORSE flash. It can be cancelled, plenty of mons have lockdown abilities or dashes with 4-5 sec, some skillshots dont realign with your reposition if you use eject button during the wind-up animation, no aa reset, not many walls to create distance, shorter range. However even with all these flaws, it is still better than the doll, which is only useful IF you are winning, something that on its own hardly lets you because of how limited it is. If you are losing, no teammate will come to save and you guaranteed to be in bad position once the invul wears off.

>>59338123
based OG

>>59338160
not equating an item to a summoner spell, retard
open those crusty ass eyelids and read, i was comparing shedinja doll to zhonyas, two extremely similar things with similar downsides, and how they are still used despite that. the post was in response to him pointing out the downsides to the doll, which do exist
disagreement is on shedinja doll being a meme item, when it isnt. please locate a weapon you are most comfortable with and kill yourself promptly

>>59338123
your entire argument is just "if they did this then id do this, or if you are good enough just do this" which can be applied to anything. you dont need eject if you just outposition well enough that you can counter their eject. doll is a more situational item, but it is far from a meme item, and still maintains usage as there are valid use case scenarios for it.
your stats arent bad btw and ill post mine to be fair, just wanted to see where your opinions were coming from and to make sure you arent a sub 50. 90% of my games were in the first year or two, only been playing on and off since but so long as burst exists, doll will have its uses
mine are https://uniteapi.dev/en/p/7537706818492465217

>>59338562
>your entire argument is just "if they did this then id do this, or if you are good enough just do this" which can be applied to anything
My argument is that you'd be better off running other items in place of the doll.
Anyway, I'm fine with calling it more situational and leaving it at that. Maybe I'll try experimenting with it a little bit more.

>watch A9 try to walk right past me to score or something while I just auto them to death
Rank resets are even funnier than normal shit matches.

smooth and shapely saturday...

>>59339250
Bot match, retard

>master 800
>can't find a match
dead game

Players are starting to recognize your trainer head icon. So if you have any unique hair/eye coloring on, you're being targeted regardless of the anonymous setting toggled on

>>59339980
luckily nobody can target me because I simply flex

They need to make Anonymous players see everyone in the lobby as Anonymous too. If they don't these fuckers get a massive information advantage. I guess I'll answer the survey one more time. I'm sure they'll read it.

y'know sometimes I forget people here have never played a game outside of pokemon

only I can have a team that still manages to throw despite the enemy having over 50 deaths and three bots

>>59338038
It's fixed now. But I missed the 10 free energy rolls from the membership yesterday. Scammed :(

>>59338562
>mains tanks and all-rounders.
>talks about what attackers need, as if he played the role.
dumb fatty tanktard.

>fully anonymous enemy team
either gonna be the best or worst game of my life

>>59340365
>three all-rounders and flip turn vap into clefable
lol ok
now every game is whichever team has the most anonymous players loses

bro how you not score with groudon buff as sableye

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Let's all get 100k damage and not tell Clefable!

i tried playing this but it takes to long to get out of bot games

>>59340540
Keep grinding, cuckold. You are just 45+ matches away from playing with autists

Lul base lucario ult silences itself while casting it.
That dog is so cucked.

>>59340769
Wut? Just played it for a quest and didn't notice any issues.

>>59340880
You can't use eject button or any held item while casting your ult with Lucario, but it seems that's the rule with most Pokemon's ult. I just happen to have been playing with mons that let you use your held item while casting it.

Btw, Latias can use shedinja doll while ulting and it won't cancel her ult. Latios can't, I hope it's a niche interaction and not a bug.

the juiciest... loving plaps...

stfu coombrain and gtfo to a porn thread

>>59340948
Interesting. I rarely bother to use items while ulting; in fact 99% it's Blastoise.
Should probably think abou it.
BTW IIRC you can keep using Chandelure's Overheat while dolled, if you doll in the middle of it.

>>59340113
I've played plenty of other games, just not MOBAs.
And after Unite, I never wanna touch one again.
10 minutes of a bad match alone feels awful, if I had to play 20-40 minutes of this shit I would unironically kill someone and then myself.
No wonder MOBA players seem mentally ill.

>>59341415
can't blastoise use eject button during its ult's wind-up animation?

>>59341547
You need to give wilf rift a try where the gameplay is more polished and fair, PU is hot shit in term of QoL, balancing and tempo.

>game crashed in the middle of a match
>it wouldn't let me back in for like 3 mins
>finally get back in and the enemy team is dunking in our main base
lol

>>59340351
i main crit flail snorlax at 60% wr, pipe down before you catch a left hook of doom and despair

>>59341711
Yeah, I mean I've been using it for that for ages, but never bothered to do that on other mons.

>>59332194
I have seen this for the couple of years I have looked at this thread here. What is the backstory. I am a cram main. I really should be the ack'ed one.

So my question today. I want to make a new alt. I only play cramorant. Period. I liked mewtwo Y, but he got shafted long ago, and probably isn't back to his original self by now. How long would it take with the new license changes to unlock cramorant. If it is more than 24 hours, I will just play on one of my alts for today.

I am depressed and need something to do. Why not suffer and play Unite? Also wish there was a /vp/ server. But that never is going to happen.

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This was game 5 of the finals in this Japanese tournament. 46 banned pokemon (plus the last 3 new Pokemon). The all-star draft format seems very fun.

>>59342603
we had one thread where a guy was complaining about mew being underpowered and "nerfed too much" when it was very clearly still dominating comp and had an exceptionally high winrate, everyone had a laugh and moved on
except this one singular autist who has been posting that image every single thread since

>>59342603
Cram's number 32 on the journey thing, so you'd have to farm up either to that or to the level 27 "any mon" line.

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>A9+Articuno Botlane

sultry sunday...

Dirty fucking gengar. I just had a Gengar use it's Unite move on me and score at the last minute. I didn't even see him and the game accepted it. That is some bullshit. The moment he try to score I should have seen him, but nope.

Is Inteleon broken or is the game falling apart? Sometimes your skills just don't come out at all and you sit there like a retard

>>59343639
Maybe you're trying to shoot at something that has just hid in the grass?

>>59343660
Of course not, I was using snipe shot anyway
But it seems like it was just the servers and/or my internet shitting themselves as my ping went up to 100 when I was in the lobby

>nobody is picking Sableye despite the event needing him to get free stuff
>finally got a sableye
>he's complete shit as he keep throwing his life away to score instead of hiding and steal mons
>lowest level on the team

Is this why no one is playing as this gremlin?

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>groudon fight
>team dies as usual, and me, the jungler delphox, is the only one left
>poke some serious holes in their team, about to kill two people while still being at full hp
>team surrenders

>>59343723
Wait, we need to play Sableye for the evenr? Is that why I keep seeing him in my matches?

>>59343723
I always ban Sableye, because having this piece of shit on my team is much worse than any OP mon on the opp team.

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Just to be sure, there's no way to game the system and there is no chance of actually getting any of the higher items right?

>>59343725
I feel you. For me this happens most often on Auroma: I can carry two shitsters... unless they surrender when I have already scored more than both of them and the whole opp team combined.

>>59343978
You can game it for the 10-12 point items. Anything higher than that pretty much requires you to burn a lot of gems.

I gotta say the leader for /pug/ is very good 60% win rate for soloq but I wonder if their region has fewer idiots than ours

>>59343723
I only saw one Sableye so far and it was a Sableye main who had amazing macro, great three wins with them
except the third where >>59340494 happened idk what they did there

>didn't get to properly ult all game as I'm the only melee mon and the entire enemy team is solo ulting me
>nobody on my team showed up for groudon pit
pls

my moisturous maiden under the Moonlight...

>go from a match where 4 teammates pick melee characters into a crustle who just eats their ass with its unite
>into a match where 4 teammates pick melee characters into 4 attackers who just kite their asses forever because they keep running it down
ebin

why is it so hard for them to stick together and not feed one by one?

I didn't expect you guys to get steamrolled so badly at bot my bad
was real annoyed with our meganium though constantly starting engages then leaving whoever was with them to die dude almost got outhealed by the enemy wiggly

>>59346259
well, there was only so much I could to as crustle vs mean look / a9 / wiggly / sword / owl

>>59346266
oh and I only picked it because of the event, we were in dire need of some mages otherwise

>>59346266
nah dude our volt pika really carried what we definitely needed was more single target cc and not following up on anyone else's stuns

>>59346291
was meant to be to this post >>59346270 oopsies
also it didn't matter much when you were first pick and none of them were asking for swaps, no way of knowing we'd end up with that messy comp

Come on man a Volt Pika, HurriSurf Cram and a FlipPump Vap yet NOBIDY can stun the Gengar?
Why is that my job as a Dhelmise

>>59343949
You don't need to be the one playing as Sableye. Just anyone on either team will do. Just 5 games with it and that's it.

>just lost two games in the row because no one acting like a team
I sure do love fighting 5 pokemon at once while my team just fuck around and not supporting each other.

>>59346423
I just lost a game because my Defender wanting to jerk off in a bush instead of make space with me so despite being level 15 for Groudon I got rimmed a new one before I could wipe. 20k damage 30k healing Umbreon is insane, you have to try to get stats that low.

pick defender lose because your dps cant do shit dont pick defender lose because your teammates wont pick one get a rare 1 in 100 game where a teammate goes defender they spend the entire match alone doing nothing or inting
such is the life of tanks in these games

>running towards center while the weakened bot lane is chasing me
>our jungler goes bot to gank
>walks straight down and ignores the two chasing me to hide in a bush at bottom
Why did you even come to the bottom?

>>59346456
>>59346435
The only defender I enjoy playing as is Articuno. Actually feels like Attacker, just under a different title. Really great Unite move.

why do people even play pain split? you're gonna die anyway after taking down a single pkm doesn't seems worth it

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stay hydrated

drinking from my slowbro's fat sweaty tits in its workout holowear to stay hydrated

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>>59346633

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this is your tank for tonight...

>win match
>LOSE points cause somebody's holowear render caused my game to crash on the trainer card screen so it autoflagged me as AFK
>meanwhile teammates can intentionally afk for half a match and not get punished
come on man
>>59346644
sex

>>59346518
I've seen it work well enough, just buying a lot of time for the team to wreck the objective, and otherwise being a nuisance. Adds a lot of survivability.
But falls apart if the situation allows you to ignore or kite the fucker.

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Played a quickie for a quest, it has been pretty funny. My allies just kept dying all over the place while I managed to get some kills and score enough to win. Not bots, even.

if anyone is up for 3 games of rank let me know

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oh my gawd
300 tickets
im the richest trainer in the world

the perfect amount of kissable creaminess...

>>59349124
I recommend picking Sableye or Tinkaton!

Just lose 3 games because of Owl

>first one got into a fight with our teammates
>we surrender
>second one went afk
>we only surrender AFTER the enemy team got Groudon
>third one spent the last minute trying to kill an enemy Zapdos
>got jump and we lost Groudon

This Pokémon is fucking cursed.

Can I get one game, 1 FUCKING GAME, where I don't get a supporter or defender who think they can solo an entire team by themselves? Early game makes them some of the dumbest of ass.

>>59349750
Sure. Here's your score goblin that runs from any fights.

test

>>59349124
Man, I remember when that shit could give out like 10,000 coins for previously owned mons.
Fuck these chinky jews for replacing coins with the shitty License Points.

yayyy I get the clown croc today!!! *honk*

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>>59351131
I find it pretty funny that I wanted Incineroar to run like this in Unite, but got this animation for the gator.

ah there's nothing quite like your entire team running away from your heals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O36Z0vTTicA
Official Pokemon Unite song. Our game is saved!

mmm yes three speedsters into a typhlosion and pawmot

I keep getting this super faggot on my team with an Anonymous name that just spams "(role) needed!" and steals whatever somebody else is hovering because they don't like their pick, and if they're last pick they just double/triple up on a class to be petty
ultra loser behaviour

Bro why did they start flipping after a single kill

>>59351964
Frog moment

>not getting any new dice despite item box not being full
>conveniently one away from skeledirge
ohhhh tencent you've done it again

>>59352009
It's in your mail. If you don't get the daily out of there, you won't get a new one.

>>59352069
it's not in the mail bro and there's no more left to roll they just stopped spawning

>>59352084
I'm serious. You've missed it. Just click through all the mail.

>>59352088
The only mail there is the "apology compensation" thing with the Silver Emblem, presumably for the bug with the energy rewards, absolutely shit else.
Somebody else had this problem last thread and I thought they just didn't realise that it wouldn't generate new dice if you still have some unrolled but now I believe they just got fucked over as well.

>>59352091
Nah, that was me, and I did dig through the mail and found that shit.

goofy ass team comp where the CC at

I think I was the only one targeting gatr for the entire game, everyone else was fine with getting mauled to death apparently

>>59352146
They were just nervously grouping up in the Vaporeon's Ring to get stunned and beamed over and over
got lucky to have a Venu that was patient enough to wait for the setup

>>59352149
Makes sense why gatr was unopposed

no way I got caught by that third wave of slowbro!surf because my psycho cut dipped to the left lmao
that's such an unfortunate way to lose

>>59352185
oops I meant Night Slash
it's so funny that you can't decide which direction Absol swings

>>59352185
And this fucking owl got away with overextending this hard because I also was stunned out of my dragon pulse

>>59352190
I don't think I even got to interact with the owl until that very last fight where I got clipped by the Surf right as I both went to eject out and the owl shot the final arrow of its Unite, series of very unfortunate events
though desu my reaction time was really slow and I could have gotten out there much quicker lol, was kinda out of focus all match with some friend group stuff

>score shield leafeon locks in jungle that I picked first
haha fuck we lost

>>59352284
AND the team surrenders while I'm alive and well, very cool

i gotta view that replay charizarf united me from an entire continent away through a wall

first time seeing a dirge win and it's cause the enemy threw by ripping in the lead
it seems really bad

>>59352400
Its second move doesn't seem to fit the kit. I'd really like to see something like Armarouge's Psyshock there, or even Decidueye's Leaf Storm.

>>59352400
I do find Skeledirge to be an inferior Venusaur, despite having its stats bloated by the virtue of being a newly released mon.
>Max HP shred from Solarbeam > Dirge ignoring special defenses
>Giga drain grants venu 40% reduced damage no questions ask, while Dirge only gets 20-30 reduced damage from mons that got hit with snarl
>Venus basic attack is even better, you could genuinely run an attack speed build on Venu just to spam the boosted autos and it will perform well.

Oh boy Legend rank now I can not play the game outside of daily event missions until I can ragebait as the duck except it will be permabanned

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>>59330427
I find it strange that in most media Meganium is depicted as female even the official default art uses the female Meganium, yet Timi chose the male model, why?

Do they have gender issues like how they thought Sylveon was a girl until they added Glaceon/Espeon then they found out the difference when Eeveefags pointed it out to them when they shoved Umbreon in a dress, expected with that crash course of Pokémon Gender Differences Timi will learn by now

I guess there wasn't any backlash because it wasn't Vaporeon, so they didn't feel the need to change it during PTS like they did Vaporeon

I'm going to bet they don't know that Dodrio and Scyther/Scizor are females

They either chose the male Meganium because they didn't care or they think the long antennas supposed to represent long hair, just you wait Meganium is going to be put into feminine dresses despite being male just like Sylveon

>>59353709
male meganium's model is usually the default in games as it is indexed first

>>59353709
Just looks better.

>>59353834
All Pokémon with male models is indexed first and that is irrelevant when the official arts are commonly used for depiction in media unless they the gender difference is preferred like Vileplume official art is male but most media use the female Vileplume

>>59353850
So, you're ok with another Sylveon situation?

>>59353862
>So, you're ok with another Sylveon situation?
literally who gives a fuck

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>>59353862
Sylveon is my absolute favorite, kek. Also >>59353903

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>>59353903
>>59353910
I gives a fuck
Meganium is not a trannymon like Sylveon

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>>59353918
>posts a cute girly boy

>>59353931
He's not cute, he's handsome and will never wear dresses, also he's a chick magnet

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Female Garchomp when?
Now that there is two Megas for Garchomp, the new Z form could be female Garchomp, since the Z form has the female fin

is anyone up for rank?

thirsting for some thrusting...

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Oh good, the revived teammates aren't asleep today.

>>59353862
How would feel if they put Basculegion in the game since it also have a gender differences with different stats distribution?

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Real Females only

filling up my fertile female on friday...

Can they PLEASE fix the shitty matchmaking, Who even benefits? Tryhards get punished for being good at the game and newbs either don't learn anything by being carried. Nearly all my games my team either completely destroys the other team or gets destoryed, very rare is there any actual competition or test of skills.

If they insist on putting newbs and veterans in the same lobby can they at least be balanced? With each team having the same ratio of newbs and tryhards?

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Erupting in her Flame Wheel...

>week 1 matchmaking complaint in the year 2026

>>59356308
This is why we need a ""seperate rank""
a containment zone for newbies to play get good and test things out with real players
without screwing over everyones elo right away.

-No elo gain/lost
-No winrate lost
-Not count as a battle taken
-You get 5 tickets win or loose.

playing with the current casual play chinese bots even if they make it hard, does not make the player base good
it actually makes them 100x worse.

the only thing 'loose' here is your butthole after fighting bots

>>59356987
gottem

you know who isn't loose...

your noose

i'll loose my juice into her caboose...

>>59356567
the chink scums cant even tell you that you are wrong.

this is what we need.

I still think DynamicCombat Machamp is kinda ass. Damage isn't that much higher than your average All-Rounder burst, doesn't have sustain, CD isn't that great either. If you're being an ultbot, SubmissionChop is still better.

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>Machamp still getting pick/banned in tourney 5 years later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_gi9eLSbAk
>open stream
>people still using Zacian
Man, I absolutely cannot play this thing for my life.

Welp, get ready to see a ton of toilets in your games I guess.

chink scum shit game

loose bothole shit pants

my pokemon's yummy cummy in my tummy

Tiny dick chink scum shit game

this dude loses to bots and thinks about dicks

Can someone tell me how or why can Treevant can use Horn Leech twice in a row? This haven't happen before so why now?

>>59360573
Have you read Trevenant's move descriptions? Curse resets the cooldown of the second move
>This haven't happen before
this has always been like that

>>59360573
How new are you?
>If the Curse gauge is at maximum when it’s released, the cooldowns of Branch Poke, Horn Leech, and Pain Split are reset and opponents hit are unable to act for 0.6s.

>>59360581
>>59360585
I have fought against so many Treveant before and they have never done it. Also I don't have it so I never took the (or have the care) to read about it.

Its a boring shit game tbhwy.

that homo is still thinking about sucking on chink dick

nothing to suck on with tiny chink dick tho.

If you anons aren't enjoying the game anymore, I think it's time to quit and uninstall frens

Playing angry and miserable is only going to damage your mental health, there's other games out there to play :)

the game is in like the least frustrating state it's ever been desu getting to legends is super easy if you're halfway competent and then matched unironically become decent half the time, new mon releases aren't nearly as broken as past years and are easy to ban regardless since draft is actually common now and no Kyogre map huge W
if you have been playing the game for a while and don't need to deal with the license road bullshit there's really nothing bad that hasn't always been a part of the game like matchmaking and those aspects are far tamer than usual

I got a match where I was the only one in ultra 1 and everyone else was great class
we lost but it didn't affect my winrate so what do you call this situation?

>>59361922
Locked moves and held back moves on new mons.

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silky smooth sunday...

>>59362039
I really don't care about the latter desu I much prefer getting common new releases to years where we barely got any new mons at all, we're only halfway through this year and already passed the amount of releases we got for several years ontop of a steady flow of more to come. Plus it honestly gets me more invested in new releases because when I have to wait several months for a mon to come out then wait a week for it to get out of paid-only jail then wait even longer for instalockers/new mon banners to get tired of it - I really just stop caring entirely by the time I actually get a chance to try it out. There's like an entire batch of mons I've just never touched because of this but these new ones I've gotten to try fairly consistently since there's more to go around meaning less competition to actually give it a shot.
pre-match path selection and automatic move learning is still ass though what the fuck were they thinking

Skeleshit is the most boring release this year. I'm not playing this thing again until they give it a second moveset.

>>59362501
Skeledirge is legitimately one of the my favorite starters ever but it does feel kinda boring. You aren't supposed to pop Snarl until someone gets close enough to threaten you because Skeledirge is squishy as fuck and has NO shields or lifesteal so you're just taking potshots with Hyper Voice from behind your allies over and over.

>>59362501
eh it at least has funny one shot snipes
moltres and feraligatr are more boring, just really generic all-rounders with uninteresting ults

On the topic of new releases is there any fucking site that shows mons by release order instead of alphabetical because the official site stopped updating after Dhelmise and I'm not autistic enough to remember the exact release order of these things

>>59362549
afaik only bulbapedia if you click the release date column
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_in_Pok%C3%A9mon_UNITE

>>59362602
>nothing's been added to the Chinese version for over a month
They really dropped that shit like a hot potato huh

>>59362543
Feraligatr's waterfall animation hard carries it for me and the fact that no other Mon plays exactly like it.
But the most recent single moveset mons feel derivative, Dirge and Meganium feel like a worse Venu, the legendary birds are a complete snooze except for Articuno.

>>59362501
I recall reading that they were going to add second moveset for the recent mons, but does anyone know when?
>>59362813
I haven’t played Gatr yet but it bite gimmick seems interesting,
> Dirge and Meganium feel like a worse Venusaur
I get Dirge since it’s a sniper but without venusaur’s healing, but meganium doesn’t seem to playing like anything else, though it’s unite seems somewhat underwhelming, probably why they let it charge so easily
>articuno
Don’t have any of the birds but I’ve been up against an articuno & A. ninetales it it was a bitch to fight

>>59362813
I do feel Meganium is a bit honed in but it's more Comfey than Venu, trading single target godhood for team-wide heals and a lot more offense. Both of them have a Synthesis, a Magical Leaf and a Grass Knot with the latter being pretty much the same move for both mons considering Meganium always has Unite up. I'm not gonna be pedantic and cry about moves being reused in the game (lol Surf) but I really feel like they could have put in just a bit more effort into that regard, Razor Leaf is practically a Chikorita staple in media

>>59362501
>>59362540
>>59362543
How do you guys use Skele? I'm such a shitter with him. I understand that he's more of a sniper that you are suppose to use Disarming voice and Hyper Voice to hit multiple enemies that are group together. Growl and Snarl for close rangers.

>>59362951
just go energy amp damage stacking items and play for unite oneshots on squishies
its regular moves are too mid to have any impact

>>59362951
Not them but it's not a complicated Mon don't look for any complexity where there is none.
Just hit your nukes when your special defense ignoring passive is up, that's all. I guess it's worth mentioning that your passive also works with your unite move, allowing you to basically 1 shot Squishies from long range. And your unite move also increase the damage nearby allies does by 15% so if you can cast it when they are nearby so it's nice bonus.
Don't bother with the damage/range increasing aspect of your abilities, the damage increase is negligible and hyper voice has long enough range as is.

>>59362874
>Razor Leaf is practically a Chikorita staple in media
Particularly guaranteed to get it if/when it gets a second move
Though I wonder about Feraligatr’s second set. It’s Crunch is already three moves in one

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>>59362254
same vibes

>>59362958
>>59362962
I see, because I'm not use to it's attacks for some reason. And from my understanding, it's slow as molasses, so I should ditch the X attack then.

>>59362870
>I recall reading that they were going to add second moveset for the recent mons, but does anyone know when?
Nope, the moveset unlock item names were datamined, and that's all we know for now. No official announcement yet.

>>59362870
The ult is meant to be evaluated together with the boosts to the other moves. It's decent if you take that into account.

>>59363038
Your moves have insane scaling, pretty sure hyper voice has like 200% special attack scaling. So xattack isn't the worst idea, and don't underestimate Snarl it makes you a pain to kill for melee mons.

>>59363150
>snarl
This move make me feel like I'm doing something wrong. Every time I use it, the enemy just run away for half a sec before coming back and delete me.

Is TiMi still doing the License Journey shit or have they finally given us our coins back?

>haven't played in a year, but i have the itch to play again
>learned that they got rid of aeos coins and basically adopted the brawl stars system where you can only get new mons in a set order for the most part
>they also don't let you pick your moves during battle, you have to do it before you're in a match (you're screwed if it's blind pick)
>new mons only get one moveset until further notice
if they were trying to deter me from coming back they're doing a good job lmao

>>59363796
Man. When you add it all up it’s like they WANT this game to flop
>they also don't let you pick your moves during battle, you have to do it before you're in a match (you're screwed if it's blind pick)
>new mons only get one moveset until further notice
Thinking about it, these two are probably related. Two moveset mons being able to chose their move during battle would probably be too much of an advantage over the new one moveset mons. Though giving new mons only one moveset in the first place was cheap and lame

>>59363796
>>59363922
I'm pretty sure the whole locked moveset path thing is actually a carryover from the chinese version, what really sucks about it is that of all the things they could have fucking ported to the global they chose that

passionately pulsating...

>>59363773
Still doing license journey.

>play suicune for my dice missions
>no idea what my skills even do, just spam them whenever off CD, deal massive damage

Tourney is over where's the patch? Delete Greninja please.

Despite the nerfs Meganium is still good. His Quick Unite plays well with buddy barrier

>>59363773
Theyre doing a middle ground where every mon released sofar has been (((free))) for a limited period, still horrible for people just getting into the game though and the license journey bs actively preventing me from recommending this game to new players in good faith.

>>59365250
At least ninetails demanded that you time your skills or atleast be aware of your position, suicune rewards spamming your skills.

>>59365258
https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/24486/enduring-formation-patch-notes

dozo

>>59365914
>tink can stack up to 100 now
holy
still dies cause its moves and autos that it needs to soam to live get cancelled by the tiniest sliver of cc though

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>>59365355
That just goes to show how busted it was before
>Quick Unite plays well with buddy barrier
Just powered one up, will try it. I’d imagine it would work well with energy amplifier as well if I’m understanding how that item works

>>59365914
Empoleon didn't deserve the buff, Moltres didn't deserve the nerf. Otherwise sounds sensible.

>>59365950
The more special atk you have, the more healing but since Meaganium's passive gives more healing, no need to invest so much in those held items
as for the amp I don't really use the unite aggressively so it could work haven't tested it I usually go with drive,BB,and wise glass

>>59365914
I don't think that Submission nerf is going to be enough, they should give it hindrance resistance instead

>>59366024
the buff that pushed machamp into its current state was the 1 second CD reduction on submission, it getting reverted and made even worse with a +1.5 is absolutely killing it off for the average player

>>59365914
>buffing Snarl
Yeah, that move sucks. The duration is too low. We'll see how much that extra 0.2 adds.

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>>59365914
>>59365945
This is a buff to Tinkatank, she'll be able to do more damage with a defensive build for easier stacks

Also, Glass Tinkacannon is going to Unga Bunga and carry the game so hard

Smackdown and Ice Hammer is going to do a lot more damage too with the stacks

Tinkaton became a better snowballer and late gamer

Her skins are coming soon..

>>59366038
For the average player sure, but I've always found it being unstoppable a bit much. At the very least we'll be seeing less of it.

>>59365945
It will only matter if getting 100 stacks also increases Tinkaton's aoe by another stage, if not it's pretty negligible.
The stun increase on the unite move was warranted though, it might probably be enough to true combo

How does one use Meowscarda Flower Trick? It feels really awkward. I prefer her Night Slash and Trailblaze as it feel nice to have consistent hits and an attack speed boost.

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>>59366411
>Before: Full stack gave 30% of attack
>After: Full stack gives 50% of attack
>A lvl 15 Tink without any attack items/attack buffs, total attack stat went from 598 to 690
>A fully stacked Tink has the same attack stat of Speedsters and the second highest attack stat in the game taking Absol's place by 20 points while being below Talonflame by 20 points
>Don't forget the fact she does 30% of HP damage to Shielded Mons
It's going to be more than negligible, I believe

The mons who used to get away with a sliver of life from a full combo will most likely be taken out now, also she has a higher chance of winning late game clutches against other All-Rounders with the additional stacks

This is not no Drain Kiss Clefable placebo buff we're talking about here

>>59366667
I still don't see it being good because its issues are fundamental, not numbers. It doesn't matter how much damage the thing does when it explodes because the things it is supposed to do just don't work either due to not having the tools to enable it or because for whatever reason they thought it'd be a good idea to make its sustain rely on high startup attacks which get negated by everything in the fucking game. Big number become little number when big number no come out.
Until it gets unstoppable on Thief and Boosted Autos it will continue to be shafted

>>59366697
clarifying I mean unstoppable during the swing of Thief not for the entire duration it's up like Submission lol
it just sucks when you lose out on your Thief buff and get no healing because you were stunned for .0001s during your animation and die instantly, same with the autos

>>59366697
>>59366701
I think Ice Hammer should get the Unstoppable, because getting CCed in mid leap is what ruins it, at least with Thief you'll most likely go into Gigaton Hammer stance to negate the CC or Flash in and slap em, the only problem is Thief cancels out the passive until used which requires trying to auto again with Tink's slow windup attacks, so the better option might be to just allow Thief to activate the heal from the boost when it's up instead of canceling it out

Putting Unstoppable on Ice Hammer, allows you can jump in and Smackdown them in the face or go into Gigaton Hammer for more anti-CC, also I don't know it's just me but it feels like Ice Hammer puts Tink's auto attack on queue to be released right after landing which the passive Boost will benefit greatly with Unstoppable leaps

>>59366697
Also, is there even a mon who is unstoppable while doing a self-heal attack?

I think the point is to give Tink some counterplay from stacking to easily, the self-heal seems to be just the icing, similar to CC the heck out of Scizor is how you beat it from healing tons of it's life back

>>59366785
Not necessarily unstoppable but most mons don't have their moves completely cancelled and the effects removed. If you were there for release Tsareena you'd remember how fucking stupid it was that it'd just keep spinning through any CC because Axel remained active and it would get its stun after the move was finished instead of losing the move and CD entirely, thus letting it go again because it healed up enough to survive the stun and go for more cycles. Most mons are like this. Most mons that heal from autos also don't have them on a charging guage and just get little heals from every regular boosted auto (such as UrshifuRapid)
Tink's problem is that it goes to swing, takes forever, gets interrupted, gets no buff or healing and the used attack goes on full CD so you're just uselessly standing there and that is if you haven't already exploded.
There are some mons that have similar issues, usually release ones like Slowbro who can lose Surf entirely if microstunned during the startup but nothing is as bad as Tink who not only has really high windup frames for a game like this but completely relies on them to survive while getting no compensation for a missed or cancelled attack. Especially not mons after the first year who other than this one exception are designed with this in mind, to the point of even having effects like Sirfetchd's Leaf Blade getting a really short CD if you miss the initial jab. If that was on Tink it'd go full CD and getting hit by any stun during the jab would stop you from gaining access to the follow-up slice.

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>>59365914
>Greninja and Decidueye gets tapped
>Cinderace yet again unscathed
I'm so tired of seeing that no brain no skill faggit in every game..

>>59367462
Don't 1v1 cinderace if you're behind in exp or can't instant engage, retard.

>>59367469
Don't 1v1 Cinderace he says as the faggit proceeds kills all three of my teammates in 3 secs flat

Go eat a dildo, dumbass

my pokemon's succulent dildo...

>>59367481
You won't get mating pressed by the bunny if you don't wander alone.

>>59367462
Cinderace is just a pubstomper, it isn't really good. The only thing it does better than other ADCs is kiting but that isn't really valuable in a game with just low TTK, there's a reason it's gotten like 15 million buffs and still never makes a mark in any competitive play

tasting her tantalizing textures... on tuesday...

Someone explain the energy tank rewards thing to me like I’m five

>>59367941
Which part of it?

You can roll on emblems or you can roll for other stuff depending on what tab you're on.

>>59368081
I just put in a bunch of energy, does it actually affect anything?

>>59368096
The roll chance is the same anyway. Sometimes the battle pass quests require 3-15 rolls total.
You can disable the animation.
You can choose to roll emblems or item enhancers and cosmetics.
Max 30 rolls per day.
In case you didn't know, emblems have their own UI, you assemble loadouts there and apply for each mon separately. This can affect stats pretty significantly.

>game lag
>cause me a whole minute
>battle finished
>get punished for idling

That's bullshit. That's not my fault that the internet decided to shit itself. I shouldn't be punish for nonsense like that. How the fuck do they not have a way to avoid punishing players for stuff that is out of their control? Even Brawl Stars knows shit like that is unavoidable.

>>59368096
You need to post a screenshot. What does put in a bunch of energy mean? You rolled a bunch of energy? You used a bunch of energy tanks?

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>It's patch day, no one is posting any reviews, and thread is in page 8

>>59369299
Sorry bud, I'm testing out the new shit in Champions

>>59369299
i play later un the day

>>59368823
> You used a bunch of energy tanks?
Yes that one. I got a bunch for the recent rewards so used them.
Though I notice I that seem to rip for emblem/items more often/quicker

Why are junglers so retarded lately?

>match starts
>clear first bunny
>then go to middle and stand near xatu while jngger faggot mid-dibs retard cleans it for me
>get half the exp, leave.
:)

why the fuck is this update downloading at like 10kb/s this has never happened before with any game or previous patch