Such a naughty little pocket monster.
Built to shrink anons and
>>59334265EatSloshes and gurgles
>>59334319I think she could do that without needing to shrink you
>>59334322Good
Please see a therapist. You're indulging something that will get you in trouble. I know what mew is supposed to be a substitute for, repent.
>>59334319>>59334322 based but thread is kill now
>>59334343a cat?
>>59334322>femalegross
>>59334425kys
>>59334346This thread was never good. It was started to be some gay ERP thread, which makes it a bad thread. It was dead on arrival, if you think about it, though.Please refrain from fetish posting.
>>59334262What a cute MILF
>>59334439A smart person does not click what it is not of their interest.Interested? You should be sincere to yourself.
>>59334484he's male
>>59334262That smile.
>>59334425All mew are girls. Don't be afraid.
>>59334498She gave birth.That is all woman.A woman who took dick And gave birth.
There are multiple Mews I'm pretty sure
>>59334512all female
>>59334343>I know what mew is supposed to be a substitute fordo tell
>>59334425what did she do to you?
>>59334530fat
By me
What do you do in this situation?
>>59334550Back in the pokeball. Why would you indulge in something inane like this? What do you even think I'd do? Is there anything else?
>>59334561>implying they're caughtAnon, this is a wild demi-god who decided to bully you for fun. I would tread carefully
>>59334495I'm interested because of mew being a cutemon, the sizefaggotry stuff being here and everywhere seems to be a growing problem on /vp/, but I hate the vore stuff and I'd take a cheeky bratty gigantic mew over that or at the least some cute stuff.god I hate being a sizefag
>>59334550>press lips to featureless crotch>blow raspberry
>>59334262More like pocket pussy.
>>59334574Alright, then I catch it, then I bank it. The world has been saved!
>>59334550Call her fat
>>593345501) Pretend to be annoyed.2) Say that her paws are not cute.3) Say "it was a joke" if she stops and makes her angry.4) Repeat.
>>59334498Understandable. Have a cute mew for the trouble.
>>59334586Understandable. Have a cute mew for the trouble. (Ignore the duplicated post above. The site freezed for a minute and messed up)
>>59334683God damn what the fuck does this cat-thing eat
>>59334816Human men
>>59334786I've had the same issue, all I can do really is post a mew in return.
>small pred large prey with big swollen belly post gulpYes please?
You should have gatekept /vp/ instead of letting it turn into this.
>>59334915Good stuff, but I don't want to scare off the anons not into v
>>59334262Anon, she's minus four months old
>>59334518-> >>59334968Someone accidentally just admitted why they like Mew.
Mew is the ultimate MILF. She's the mother of all pokemon
>>59334923>implying gatekeeping works when the doors are always open and just about everyone is equally as degenerate as the next personwhether you like it or not you're going to get fetishfags or shitposters derailing whatever threads they see fit, more so shitposters because fetishfags usually post for about 20 to 30 replies and just disappear afterwards, unless they're fatfags for some reason.
>>59334968but she's the mother to all Pokemon. The ultimate PokeMILF
>>59334265Store them in their endless hammerspace colon
I think if you guys just looked at vanilla art of mew for like 2 months you'd be cured. It shouldn't be porn but we can't go 100% cold turkey can we? Can we?
>>59335409nigga>>59334530
>>59334262Hold on, people want to fuck Pokemon on this board?
>>59335426
>>59335416That's vanilla, and not porn. You can look at that.>>59335426No, most just want to be humiliated and insulted by pokemon. Frankly just wanting to "fuck" a critter makes you more sane than most of /vp/. Can't believe it's come to this.
>>59334262I will never look at this Pokemon again after that webm on /trash/.
>>59334586So why were you still here? Are you being sincere or are you coping over being attracted to these things?
>>59335426Naturally.
he is cute
>>59336436Too tall and thin
>>59335981I just think mew's cute.
>>59334923>tourist whining about porn bringing up gatekeepingThe irony. You and your kind should have been gatekept.
Naughty waifu
>>59337185Is normal mew not good enough? Is it not grotesque enough for you? You hate mew?
>>59337195You do realize they can shapeshift, right?
>>59337253I asked three questions and you managed to dodge all three, grats.
>>59337185That's not mew you psycho retard
>>59335970You can’t just say that and leave us hanging
mew
>>59337857well >>59337253
>>59339218Does that mean Mew could shapeshift into an Anon? It could be any one of us...
>>59339297pretty much, they're like a ditto but better.
>>59339297They're quite the crafty critters, I can transform in the blink of an eye
>>59339313Mew can only transform into DNA samples it contains, and it contains DNA of all pokemon. Humans are unmentioned here.
>>59339582So what you're saying is..... we need to get some human DNA inside mew...?
>>59339297Yep, in fact you can just post whatever you want here, it could be mew!
>>59339592Holy shit that's a gigantic Mew
>>59339731thats a model train
>>59339582we don't know if Humans came from our world or are Pokémon themselves, and Game Freak refused to elaborate.
Deoxys is hotter
>>59339754Holy shit that's a minuscule Mew
