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Threadly reminder to apologize to pig
is there a poke stripclub yet
>>59335327People still playing on this pedo server?
so who's the most retarded player on the server?
me
>>59335348Literally, actually working on itBut my design is really complicated for no reason so it's taking a while
>>59335400Probably the guy who only posts in bold font because he wants to maximize attention
>>59335400qwil or dank.
;-)
>>59335400qwil is annoying for the bold text shit and he's a known colaborator (even if he claims he's no longer one of them) with the vpcord autists who were banned for trying to steal from others and griefing shit.
From bebopshitdick:"The Lootr cache is going to be reset tonight to tackle lag issues. What does this mean for you?-This has no effect on your items or normal chests-All lootr chests will be reset so you can get the loot in them again (the contents, chests themselves will not despawn)-Anything in your lootr chest instances will be reset tooIf you’ve been storing anything in lootr chests instead of normal chests get them out of there."
>>59335454i dont collaborate with them i simply exist with themi got banned from vpcord because sabors obsessed with trannies and whatnot sooo yaand YES ill disable the bold text if i can figure out the delcatty bot :)
can we grief qwil's horrible base?
>>59335400DankGandalf. We have not forgotten the sleep clause incident.
this spider pit stuff and the entirety of the "cells" are cringe as fuck
>>59335534ok
>>59335534Pretty funny to watch vpcord players get tossed in the pit though.
>>59335455
>mfw getting tricked by h.zorua twice in one match at the ghost gym
>>59335549that's all its good for. making fanfiction on banned users is fucking cringe, those spergs shouldnt even be acknowledged
>>59335603But the king of the pit is also really fucking funny and him continuing the bit for this long has been entertaining
if pichael wore pants
>>59335995dude le chatgptmon
>>59335486:(((
>>59335549its the same discord that has been raiding the board for years btw
Sleep Clause: You may not 'forcefully' put more than one opposing Pokemon to sleep at a time.This is perhaps the dumbest wording for this clause.Assuming you have a Poke that's already Slept and you swapped out for whatever reason: If I press Yawn on that second Poke, I'm effectively not forcing you to eat the second Sleep, it is entirely your choice to swap out and dodge it.
>>59337182don't try to play these games, with 50+ players at tournaments they don't owe you to keep you in the bracket
>>59337201HELP I WAS BEING FORCED INTO BEING RAPED HELP HELPWell actually I had the choice to be raped, I could have said no at any point! BUT HELP! HELP!!!!Ok retard then make it say "intentionally" instead of "forcefully"
>>59335067Posting this in this thread so people can see.I was checking this thread cause I was told by Qwil that someone posted my discord and that I was getting accused of some crazy stuff lol. Seems like almost everything is being blamed on “vpcord members” for some reason.I’d like to clear up I didnt lie about burning the items to try and keep them. I said I burned most of them, and I did. I did keep some items, but I burned a lot that were trash (flowers, dirt, cobble, etc) and a lot that were ‘identifying’ like statues and some other weird items. Though, I did say this to try and lessen my sentence. I would give everything back if I could.I didn’t post anyones discords, I haven’t interacted with the threads since like a few days after I got banned, trying to defend myself. I think thread 2 or 3?I’m still sorry for what I did and Bebop gave me the ‘unofficial’ okay to play on an alt, which I have been doing. I haven’t caused any issues and don’t plan to. I’ve been playing and being friendly with everyone. Im going to try and keep my new secret identity a secret still so I dont get a janny with “itchy fingers” banning me. But I will reveal myself when time is right. I have been and will continue to do some good in the server.I dont know entirely what each of my friends are up to, but I know they are behaving as well, if they are playing the server. Most quit after they got banned just for being associated with me. I can assure you 99% of the stuff being blamed on them, they most likely didn’t even know about. Going back through the threads, its crazy how often they or I are mentioned or blamed for random posts.Thank you for this wonderful experience this server has brought. Everyone in it are awesome people and I am sorry for hurting them.— Nunu
>>59337271holy raped
>>59337299raped by the friends we made along the way
why can't you people chillax damn
>>59337271sigh... shut up nunu... keep my name... OUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!! ARGH!!!!
>>59337374You’re literally the one that told me
>>59337271100% deserved permaban.>chests out in the open? what's this weird structure next to those when I'm on a server that allows you to own a town? HURPH DURPH IT MEANS I AM ALLOWED BECAUSE THERE ARE WAYS TO ACCESS CHESTS EVEN IF THERE IS A CLEAR SIGN NOT TO DO IT! BETTER GRIEF THEM!>NOBODY NEEDS DIRT, FLOWERS, COBBLES AND THE LIKE. BURN BURN BURN. WHO CARES IF THE PLAYER ACTUALLY NEED THEM TO CREATE NEW LAND? I DON'T. THEY'RE WORTHLESS TO ME. WHEN I DON'T, IT MEANS YOU DON'T. FUCK YOU, HAVE LAVA.>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THE FACT I GRIEFED YOU! ADMIN, UNBAN ME.>Ohhhh! Someone made stuff like PC which takes time to grind? YEAH, LET'S GET THAT TOO! ONLY I SHOULD HAVE THOSE! I FUCKING HATE THINKING ABOUT HOW LONG IT TAKES TO FARM THOSE>Wow! They're kind enough to make me go through the pit so I don't stay banned! I'LL LABEL IT AS A HUMILIATION RITUAL AND NOT DO IT! THAT'LL SHOW THEM!!! I HAVE A RIGHT TO DESTROY ON A SERVER THAT CLEARLY HAVE ANTI-GRIEFING RULES!!!! IT'S A 4CHAN SERVER, SO IT SHOULD GO MY WAY! EVEN IF THOSE MAKING IT ARE CLEARLY INTENDING IT >NOW UNBAN ME YOU UNGRATEFUL CUNTS.>BY THE WAY, CAN YOU ROLLBACK MY BASE SO IT IS STILL THERE? I WANT EVERYONE TO BE ROLLBACK AS WELL SO THEY LOSE THEIR SHIT BUT I DON'Tthis is how you sound.
>>59337389not reading all that you seem mad tho so sorry, im not asking for an unban just saying im not the one posting discords or any other shit after
>>59337383i was just trying to piss you off tee hee>>59337389trve, hes forgetting the part where he spouted bullshit and said URMMM YOU GAVE ME ACCESS TO THE CHESTS!!
>>59337415sue me for messing with you i was saying shit like “they caught us” and “your plan worked” to you too lol
nunu and quill take this to >>>/lgbt/
>>59337389okay skimming what you said, you kinda prove my point. The dude who called it a humiliation ritual isnt me or anyone I even know. Only one of us were even given the option to run the pit and they werent even allowed to finish it.Im sorry I made you this upset.
>>59337491trve, the serb is full of faggoted gym leader who never accept challenges. just rape these retards already
>>59337491Drop a name, call them out! Mob justice
>>59337271kill yourself
>>59337531yes xir mr netanyahu, glory to israel!!!
successfully robbed little saint janny for 70 rupees
>fakemons were constantly the topic of dooming in hype threads>finally log onto the server>everyone loves them? so were we just pretending?
>>59337582there's love for the oc fakemons made with care for the players to have a good time but everyone agrees that the ai generated clovermons are ugly as sin
I was doing all that talking about finding a theater and watching the summer game fest but the game crashed right when it began so I just watched it by myself, sorryGood thing I didn't miss anything besides palworldI hope we get more palmons in vpplus next year
>>59337271So you stole items and then burned them? Why? Are you fucking retarded?
>>59337409If I ever find out who you are I'm telling the mods to perma ban you.
>>59337692>ai generated clovermonsai wasn't even a thing when clover came out
>>59336703So basically all the schizos are the ones shitging the serb. What are the odds that nunu is fucking kojo/yawnie?
>>59337182That wording just means that the opponent can't use sleep induced from Rest to avoid another of their mons getting yawned/sleep powdered.
>>59338100Who’s Kojo? I heard the name a month ago too, I forget the context tho. I know who Yawnie is, but I am not them. Neither are affiliated with vpcord either it seems, at least under those names.
>>59338096We got a badass over, im shaking… I guess ill confess. My ign is… HisuianQwillfish… go ahead and ban me
>>59338110So Nunu is Kojo/yawnie. Got it. Evil am I allowed to grief them if I discover their identity? I'm assuming at least Qwil and Bebop know your alt.
>>59338116you’re schizo and talking to yourself btw you need meds+bbc
>>59337389shut up ahab
Nigga...
>>59338354what happened to the only rule being no griefing? How many rules are you guys gonna come up with and not post anywhere
>>59338382Don't be a nigger who steals and hoards resources
>>59338354I don't get it.No, really. I don't get it. I'm a minecraft newfag. I see a suspicious number of diamonds but otherwise I don't get it.
>>59335327No one is going to join your faggot ERP server.
>>59338404The brown things in the bottom left are a tier higher than diamond, and only found extremely rarely at the bottom of the Nether.I think you can figure out how this is blatant X-Raying (turning all the junk blocks invisible with a skin pack, meaning that all the valuable ore is visible past everything)
>>59338354As I explained in the server, it was not the x-raying that I care about but, the fact that this player opened up a market stall to sell the xrayed items for cheap profit. The player fessed up and did delete their items, so this is just a slap on the wrist.
>>59338354>>59338409Do we just make a netherite and diamond shop to redistribute to the masses at this rate. This seems kinda fucked.
>>59338403Im gonna be honest, I genuinely dont see a problem with it, there’s not much use for them anyways and there’s plenty in the world. It’s like saying dont hoard water. Also duping is crazy easy on this server, just dupe whatever you get if you dont wanna do the work of mining.
>>59338418Yeah but who cares? It’s not griefing, so why even slap him on the wrist?
>>59338426Because you're being a nigger.
>a gorillion pieces of diamond and netherite wiped out of circulationIt's all fucking over. Shut it down the game's unplayable.
>>59338431whatd i do 0_o
>>59338433There's always some nigger who does this, last gen someone stola all the fucking fossils.
>>59338434If you have to ask you're ngmi
>>59338439Can anything be done about it that isn't literally just making an npc shop that sells the materials to prevent a peak resource situation?
>>59338449prebanning the saborcord niggers
>>59338449Ban all discord users
>>59338496you’d have none of the staff if you did that
>>59338516good
>>59338354>tfw spent like 4 hours getting full netherite only for some fag to start selling stacks of it a day later
>>59338742just xray? theres no rules besides no griefing so who cares
>>59335327Can i get unbanned yet or what? I didndu nuffin
>>59338968all bans should carry over to next gen just because of you
>>59338968All banned players must agree to complete the spider pit to get let loose again
>>59338097the clover models used on the server were ai generated as confirmed by both burgetron and roughpuff
>>59338742read this again and think about your life. 4 hours on minecraft for something useless
>>59338968>still begging
>>59339043you’re still dating a brown child who was born a man
>>59339055>brown children out of nowhere
>>59338742its not a real life to actually worry over such injustice and in the end, diamonds nor netherite are as valuable as they are
>>59338111Nigger! That's my name!
>>59339057crazy how you didnt deny it
>>59339142am i gonna have to tripfag again...>>59339167ok ill dance for you, W-WHAT!?!? SHES NOT A TRANS BROWN CHILD!!! THATS PREPOSTEROUS!! ARGH!!
>>59338409nigga soulsand is fucking everywhere
>>59339170you only denied it when i brought it up so it doesnt count, you basically admit to dating an underage brown man
>>59338418wait x-raying is allowed? that seems kind of.. niggery to me desu
>>59339176they said the only rule is no griefing
>>59339177the only rule is don't be a nigger
>>59339178i think being a tranny discord mod is pretty niggerish, but all the admins on the server are tranny discord mods
>>59339178you are a nigger, they should ban you
>>59339181well yeah, the admins are naturally above the law. if x-ray is allowed am i also allowed to use flyhax?
>>59339185i see why not, kinda retarded though since a dragapult is easier to get and faster
>>59339187killing myself, i meant i dont see why not
are we excited for the tournaments tonight and tomorrow!!
>>59339191i can't wait not to show up!!
>>59339191what teams are you bringing
>>59339194>qwillfish
why is schizofish talking to himself
>>59339191Y-You’re not me!!! Impostor!!!!
>>59339198Whatchu talm bout foo
>>59339175>underage>manpick one retardbro
I AM THE REAL QUILFISH!!!
>>59339199when the imposter is sus! ඞ
>>59339229W-Who’s the real one…?
>>59339024How the fuck do you AI generate a 3D model?
>>59339239you can do it buy they look shit
>>59339239you can ai generate anything, i bet one of the tranny jannys are ai
>>59339239
>>59339251that's just a picture of a 3d model
>>59339256>that's just a picture of a 3d model
>>59339239>>59339256
>>59339256an ai generated one
>>59339344doesn't have enough artifacts and is too intelligible to be AI
>>59339347B-But AI is b-bad!! T-This can’t be r-real!!!!
>>59339210Can misery not be underage and a man? I dont get what youre saying
>>59339492keep my wifes name out of yo fucking mouth.
>>59339495Stop pretending to be me!!!!!
>>59339492A man is by definition an adult.
aieeeeeee wheres the server i need to train my last minute mons
I AM THE REAL QUILFISH STOP IMPERSONATING ME!!!
i suck cocks btw
>lost to two people bringing faggot ass togekisssucks too because if i had just led with yanmega i probably would've been fine
>>59339673oh my~ that espoeon is pure sexo
oops didnt mean to namefag
>>59339677oh nonono QUILL... WHAT IS THIS??
>>59339677uhm qwil???
>Shiny Toxapex being used on two different color teamsShiny clause was a mistake.
high iq play just stall the fuck out of the tourney for an hour straight until your future opponents can't play anymore and have to log off
>>59339749better yet just spam revives
>>59339712every team would've been yellow or white without shiny clause
>first tourney top 3: mono rock, teams with only one OU mon tops>second tourney top 3: meta slaves in every categorysomeone explain this to me.
>>59339673Togekiss is GOATed, should've brought lum berries fag
>>59339823they were both nasty plot air slash
>>59339833Based
>>59339821>Non-gimmick tournament that allows for full creative pokemon team making>Gimmick tourney that forces everyone to run only the bestEasy to understand
>>59339673How did you manage to lose? Kingler ohkos with rock slide, espeon should outspeed and deal ~50-60%, yanmega outspeeds after a single speed bost and also deals ~60% with air slash. How did you manage to get destroyed by togekiss? I think you absolutely suck at piloting your team
>>59339866kingler is slower than togekiss, even if jolly. he has no special bulk and gets almost one shot by UNBOOSTED air slash
>>593398723 out of your 4 mons should be able to 1 v 1 togekiss, you absolutely made some misplays.
>>59339878my problem was leading with chesnaught both times and letting togekiss get the nastly plot to begin with
>>59339881Why would you lead with your shittiest mon? If you're using it as a suicide lead you should've gone with a sash and leech seed/spikes/spiky shield/ knock off or drain punch. If togekiss goes for nasty plot then you have free leech seed, knock off/drain punch since they'll probably nasty plot again expecting the spiky shield, then spiky shield, spikes and you eat the air slash/avoid with sash, spiky shield again.After 4 turns that's half of the HP allowing scarf Espeon to outspeed and OHKO.What were your plays?
>>59339908i had spikes/knock off, i just wasn't prepped for everything. this team was thrown together last night after my real team got raped in practice rounds and i needed answers for grass. i just wasn't prepped
>>59339925Eh don't worry, most of these tourneys are casual. I've won a couple of tourneys but when I don't have enough time to teambuild during the week I go 0-2. Also try not to change your team last minute, last year I once got demolished in practices but won the actual tourney.
>>59335348Soon, trust.-Owner of Moon Eclipse from last gen
i won tourney, now what? im thinking egg group restriction or monotype. which one is less aids
>>59339953gym leader teams
>>59339953Whichever you'll have more fun with. You can even make up your own ruleset. I enjoy the draft like tourneys/battle factory/safari rulesets.
>>59339953I mean, monotype by a mile, egg groups sound boring both because the groups are so large and who really wants to check what matches.
>>59339953monotype. How many people have all that egg group stuff memorized?
>>59339953I don't know most egg groups of the top of my mind but I would assume dragon, fairy, human-like and one of the water groups are disproportionally powerful
>>59339960You don't really need to memorize it, you can just look at a resource when planning your team.
>>59339953gen 3 battle factory sets only
>>59339953Monotype is better, but there's at least one monotype tournament planned each year already
my h.zoura turned into a regular zoroark in the menu for some reasonit was a visual bug, relogging fixed it
heyyy janny ummm.. my shiny latias turned into a ratata.. can you fix it?
>>59340187Everyone involved died horribly of cyber aids shortly after
>>59339953Monotype but ban dragon so someone can't run Cyclizar, Dragapult, Archaludon, Dracovish
>>59340332Then they'll just run ghost with dragapult/ rapeape/mimikyu/basculegion :^)
>>59337582all the oldfags that hated them stopped playing and got replaced by newfags that love them
>>59340348That's fine
>>59340384It really isn't, the ghost team is stronger than the dragon team.