why is this baby in the elite 4?
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>>59353951@calamity33 on sites like aethy and baraag>>59353909yuh
>>59353951Calamity33
>>59353909She's actually 9 years old.
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>>59354182Poppai!
>>59353909she is like a honey pot so that we can better detect who to kill first when the civil war comes
>>59353909>no one can seethis is bait, how do the next Elite 4 know to show up if they can't see/hear what's going on?
>>59353909More importantly, how is she 9?arent we implied to be 10? (as in Florian/Juliana), how is she still a baby both in size and mind? Its even more confusing since shes elite 4.according to most sources, trainers can't own a pokemon or pokeball until they are 10.Is Poppy just really short? is she lying about her age? is it all an act?
>>59354588that's just the anime. All sorts of kids clearly under 10 own Pokemon in the games. Including in SV
>>59354588Its like how Ash and May are 10 but Max is 8 in the anime. They are like two heads taller than him and look like teens. Pokemon has fucky genetics where when you reach ten you just become an adult.
>>59354632You are officially considered an adult at 10 in the Pokemon anime world. They also have no last names as they are born in villages with little population. It was heavily implied that their world was post apocalyptic as there was some sort of war that killed off majority of the male population.
>>59353909I love this kind of dialogue so much! I'd be like "YES, POPPY, YES! I AM! PLEASE HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME!"
>>59354567Is a set up. The paldean E4 (except Poppy) know the room is bugged as Joe's anus.The whole thing is recorded, and then Larry sells that shit online. One pedo behind bars, many others pay for material.That way, the Paldea League manages to keep itself afloat, especially after Penny's sting in the Academy.
>>59354664do you really need us to know that
>>59353909Geeta's lack of charisma scared away all competent people so she's left with ragtag squad including:- The one competent girl.- Literal child.- Overworked wage slave.- Depressed and oversensitive artist contemplating retirement.If not Rika's and to lesser extend Nemona's work, then Paldeas E4 would collapse. Even gym leaders want to focus more on their other activities because Geeta's a mean bitch.>>59353909
>>59354831To be fair, the only genuinly bad trainer is Rika. Poppy is a once in a generation genius even compared to the player. Larry has a lot going for him all things considered. And Hassel is basically the paldea version of Lance (But somehow even more gay).
>>59355115Rika is not really bad and again she's the only one putting actual work and is not at constant threat of fucking off into retirement, dying from overworking or being kidnapped by Ep... Scott the owner of private Island full of very young trainers.
>>59354646>there was some sort of war This has been heavily implied both in game and anime>that killed off majority of the male population.Not sure about that tho...
>>59355402>Rika is not really badI mean, he team is kind of trash. She does seem to actually do most of the practical work though. Also babysitting.
>>59354588>arent we implied to be 10?No but you are implied to be a retard. SV protagonists are probably 12 given their height
>>59354646There are multiple characters with canon last names you fucking retard, the LITERAL FIRST CHARACTER you see in the whole franchise is introduced to you by his last name. And there's no male population killed nor apocalypse you fanfic loving retard, and the only "wars" are either the Kalos war (fucking 3000 years ago) and irl wars that translate into an equivalent to the pokemon world (ie: Surge being the pokemon version of an iraq veteran)
>>59353909Japanese pedophilia culture
>>59356430Yea I made it all up and I will do it again.
>>59356430You mean gulf war. The iraq war (2003) hadn't happened yet.
>>59353909Seducing an adult... Correction is needed
>>59357328Poppy corrects you
>>59357361YES!
