It's summer soon, is your Hex Maniac beach body ready?
>>59354480Do Americans really stroke their shit to this? lol
>>59354487This, it's really absurd and shows how Americans don't understand us in Europe. We have nudist beaches, why bother covering the girls up like they're in the Middle East? Kalos is France, so Hex Maniac shouldn't have a swimsuit at all.
>>59354480>It's summer soonIt's almost winter here
>>59354480Peak hegs shape...
Not even beating around the bush, This is the thread
>>59354522I don't think so. This is a hex thread, please make your own thread.
>>59354489Why would you go to a nudist beach and cuck yourself with look dont touch while embarrassing yourself by walking around with a hard on for all to see. Plus theres disgusting fat and old nude people too. Just go to see a prostitute instead. Europeans are retarded.
>>59354513I want to use Hex belly as a pillow
>>59354603Why are they drooling?Are they retarded?
>>59354620Yes.
>>59354620They're fatties who eat and are hungryIf you give a hex a burger she'll fuck you and be your girlfriend
>>59354547Eurocuck says "just go to the nudist beach" but probably thinks lingerie is hot. Her being partially covered IS the appeal
>>59354597Same.
>>59354480Needs to be inflated a bit more
I want a chubby Hex to sit on me.And fart.
>>59354875Why have fart fetishists allowed to become so much more open in recent years? It used to be if you admitted to saying something retarded and autistic like this you'd get mercilessly bullied
>>59354926Not him, but brap threads have been a thing on this site for well over a decade+. Turns out being bullied doesn't mean as much when everyone is anonymous and there's arguably worse posted on the site already.
>>59354926Oh nooooo someone saying something mean about me on 4chan someone save meeeelmaofart on me hex maniac
>>59355188This kind of post just reads like this
>>59354513>>59354522>>59354666i love this plump hex shes so cute and friend shaped made for hugs and cuddles. i just want to squeeze that yummy tummy pouch
>>59355607oops wrong middle one i meant >>59354543 my mistake
>>59354875That's all well and good but please refrain from making such comments in hex threads ever again. >>59355607You can say that again. Friend-shaped is right.
What would a talking Hex plush doll say if you squeezed her?
>>59354926It's unironically a zoomer fetish. They grew up thinking it's normal because it got memed so hard. 10 years ago everyone was ridiculed for having that literally shit tier fetish but for zoomers it's somehow one of the tamer fetishes to have. Fucking deranged.
>>59356207It does seem to have increased in frequency unfortunately. Either that or people weren't as brazen back then and they've grown shameless. Sucks either way.
>>59356165Gibberish because she'd be too awkward to say anything properly into the recording mic
>>59356076sex
>>59354489>we don't DO that in Europe
>>59356907It's hex actually
>>59356979Both are valid
>>59357003I want to cuddle this Hex so bad
>>59357033
>>59357003>>59357053She's so FAT she could be my wife
>>59357243A fat wife is paradoxically both a sign of prosperity and wealth and one of economic recession. A fat hex wife is additionally a sign of being haunted.
Which one of you fucks programmed the Fat Hex Manic AI chatbot?
i'm still obese but im not a girlso i'm halfway ready
>>59357271No idea. I don't use chatbot.
>>59357271The one thar farts and eats people?That was me. I've considered remaking it in the past since it's old but at the same time I don't really do much botmaking these days.
>>59355849Hex looks like she'd fart and cause an earthquake.
>>59357369Can I squeeze your titties, anon?
>>59359198nyo
>>59356207>>59356302Can't take a little Hex fart?
>>59359977Awwww
>>59357271>>59358934I should work on making a better one someday.
need fat hex gf
