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battle factory singles

poke stripclub where

Why did this gen die as fast as it did?
Was it the lag and crashes?

>>59360003
LMAO we had like 30+ players early in the morning this serb is way more alive than the past 2 gens.

>>59360003
it isnt really that dead, outside of like 4 am there's always around 20 people online and 40+ for tournaments

Watch this
*obliterates server*

>updates exposure
>we did it patrick, we saved the server!
>timed out

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Anyone done the Pichael CNPC in Pichaelville?

>>59360113
yes

it rewarded me by filling my inventory with a bunch of garbage blocks

>>59359762]
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oXLdwYk4WrFB9BKIRYFa7_4ws6dtzuIkIRNt67fsJ4E/edit?gid=170928613#gid=170928613
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ZnfeWJF2YB8zFilIjsLStAqRzXcjPWtw?usp=sharing
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Npt9f-E2kOYAtIqUaqccJGQX8Wv_6h2bG-Dj3AZqsUg/edit?gid=0#gid=0

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>spend all night breeding a shiny mon for the hoenn tourney today
>get it after setting up 8 pastures for it
>instantly realize there's a better mon for my strat

>>59360003
Lag, crashes, useless mods, just normal minecraft fatigue, tons of annoying players this year. Basically lots of reasons to not play the server. Theres consistently like 10+ people on afk all the time and a few people just always on that make the server not look completely dead. Honestly though, has the server ever really lasted more than a few weeks?

>>59360003
i think all this stuff coming out about the jannies being discord mod pedos and all this tranny shit in the server killed it

>>59360027
maybe like 2 weeks ago

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HOUSING (one house) NOW AVAILABLE IN ROGUEPORT
JOIN A RAPIDLY DEVELOPING EVIL PIRATE TOWN!!! BERRY/MINT FARM AND GYM COMING SOON!!! YOU CAN ALSO BUILD YOUR OWN HOUSE IF YOU SO WISH
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>>59360003
You guys make this post every year

>>59360743
>t. saborcord pedo who got banned

w8, this is a trans-friendly server?? im inviting my sistas!!

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>get 5 plat caps from gamba
>use on 5 traded dittos
>suddenly PRINTING shinies
fucking 9 today

>>59361189
I wish my plat masuda dittos played that nice
I still take all week for some of mine..

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Today's fishing contest leaderboard! Chesri scored a record-breaking Relicanth!

>>59361401
How do these even work?

>>59361680
Rarity of the pokemon + IVs of it if it works like last year's contests did

>6 mins from tournament
>alt tab
>crash instantly

>>59361738
janny's new anti-tranny script is working, then

>pointblank already lagging server

>>59359793
i swear man i'm working on it, it's just
>>59360003
real life is getting in the way and i'm tired and/or busy all the time, but i still want to finish my builds

fuck you hiroshimoot let me post you nigger i already verified my shit

AIEEEEEEEEEEEE

its so fucking grim

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>last turn of a decisive battle
>timed out crash

KILL YOURSELFFFF

this gen sucks

it's becoming a prawnblem

We should move over to Showdown for tournament battles if this continues

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dead gen

>>59361855
at that point why even play on the server though

Restart the server

Wipe server, disable some mods, and restart it.

>running skill swap slaking
>lose to funny trick room torkoal
>lose again to follow me clefable stealing my skill swap
didn't even know it could steal ally targeted moves, fucking gay as fuck

Doubles 4v4 is an awful format

>>59361935
honestly trvke

not being able to pick your leads in a format where the the first turn decides everything make this more RNGshit than battle factory

>every team is either dragons + clefable or trick room torkoal
both of these have been a constant in every tournament so far

>>59361751
you verified your fucking email?? just wait 15 minutes dumb nigga

>timed out again
i was gonna afk eggs after losing but ill just go to fucking bed lol

get rid of these fucking retarded useless mods that nobody fucking uses that lag the fuck out of the server
nobody cares for vehicles and guns and stupid shit

>>59362400
W-well, I care! B-baka!! Nigga chan!

>>59362400
B-but cobblestrike!

>>59361955
My IP is rangebanned for some reason (no it wasn't me) so I literally can't post unless I do this
It's the dumbest shit

>>59362510
you mean to tell me that you can post here on a range banned IP if you just verify an email, which can just be a throwaway email?

>>59362597
well i just tested it with a VPN and throwaway proton email, this shit just gave me a million captchas and then said your ISP is banned due to abuse

>>59362510
same shit happened to me i have no idea how it could happened because i literally dont post anywhere but here and the ultra rumble thread on /vm/ i think hiroshimoot just wants to harvest our data or something nefarious.

>>59362623
truu this site is run by glowies after all

>>59361401
You people need to start announcing these beforehand

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https://tiermaker.com/create/-vp-ixelmon-fakemon-2026-19581469

for all your ranking needs
now includes niggerkiller

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>>59362798
i fucking knew it

driving my truck filled with 4800 lbs of ammonium nitrate to vivlos city as we speak

>>59362798
i will now talk to Ms Peeko and subscribe to VPNN then store all VPNN articles in my mailbox

>>59362923
i like the gun mod, i can kill off shitmons faster so better ones have better chances at spawning

Jet here
I'm chunk banned :(
And i cant lower the render distance any further to get out like i did last time

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>>59362932
Same. I just flew to Vivios city and now every time I try to log in I get pic related error after loading.

Personally I blame the VPNN building.

>>59362957
>VPNN was just a front for a conspiracy

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>>59363043
N

>>59359762
Fuck off stop shilling your gay retard erp server

>>59363045
Your post is in sequential order from the last one. Don't pretend anything someone gives a shit about was bumped off.

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>>59363043
any and all (((vpnn))) employees, undercover or otherwise, who attempt to infringe upon my sovereign property will have their kneecaps removed by arceus's own .50 BMG then flattened beneath the tires of my '07 honda civic

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>>59362667
heres mine

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>>59362667

>>59363178
Dilate

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Letter to the /vp/stani People
In the name of Arceus, the Compassionate, the Merciful
To the /vp/stani people,
Peace be upon those who follow the righteous track.
Hereafter,
The subject of my talk to you is the overwhelming prevalence of bloat and its effect on the ongoing lag in the server.
I direct my talk specifically to those who support real change, especially those players most affected.
I say from the onset:
Players warned you previously about the
devastating effects of bloat and about a day that would
come when it would ruin the server; it has happened. Your current
playerbase warns you now about the enormity of bloat mods
and it has a cycle whereby it devours server resources when it is devoid
of testing and oversight. The tyranny of the
lag by bloatmods and Team VPNN which supports them
has harmed your server performance, and that was my motivation for this talk.
Tens of (you) have lost their rupees, more have
suffered through lag, and billions have lost their time to mark the
poorest server performance in recent memory. Your server
in its totality was about to collapse within 48 hours had not
the janitorial team reverted to using live goyim as cattle for lag testing.
As for us, our Good Times (TM) were demolished in response to pressure from
VPNNigger employees with greed for useless bloat,
and you continue to support the oppressive
Team VPNN in their occupation of our server resources in response to
pressures on your jannying by a VPNN lobby backed by
enormous autism and poor judgement.

(...

...)

The server shall not be seen captive by VPNN for we will try to break its
shackles.
The VPNNigger organization shall pay for its arrogance with the blood of
reporters and their dumb ass building.
Peace be upon those who follow the righteous track.

costume tourney? here's mine:
Theme: Legend of Zelda.
link - annihilape
ganon - dondozo
the king - kingambit
zelda - volcarona
sidon - palafin
guardian - corviknight

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Wonder how he died

>>59363593
death to vpnn inshallah

>>59363593
jannies throwing false flags now to justify removing more kino mods and adding even more shitty mods no one wants

>>59364166
What kino mods should be added?

>>59364345
I'm thinking PointBlank!

>>59364345
that one mod that let's you have wild pokemon as farm animals that you can breed and kill for meat, computercraft just for the sake of it, CarryOn so i can hoard useless shit around with me more easily, SEX WITH POKEMON mod, RAILCRAFT MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE THAN A FUCKING GUN MOD IN THE MON OF THE POKES MODPACK. galacticraft so i can make a hermit hut far away from everyone on the planet of Pluto, UselessOres, MCHelicopter, and even though not a mod, but configurable on the server itself, everyone should be anonymous by default so i can samefag more easily.

they should let us give guns to our pokemon as held items to use in battles that'd be kino
>vaporeon used water gun on braixen!
>braixen shot vaporeon using AK47!
>vaporeon fainted!

>>59364360
Fuck off with your gun shit

>>59364345
>>59364360
>>59364411
samefag

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so its been a week now, how many of my griefed bases have the jannies found so far? i kept my game on just to log the chat (before being banned) and saw that some people straight up left never to come back upon seeing all their chests empty lol, glad i had a hand in killing the server

>>59364345
UNIRONIC MOD LIST TO ADD
>MissingMons/MysticMons
Because not having access to certain mons is complete shit and there's already mods that add models for all the missing ones meaning that teambuilding won't be ass for these gimmick tourneys especially since I would have won with access to Wormadam. Plus getting legendaries will be more exciting
>Cobblemon: Mega Showdown
Megas came back with Z-A and are going to be a mainstay in the series from now on so it deserves to come back. Even if tourneys/gyms bans megas it'll still be fun to mess around with in random battles
>Cobbletowns
Because vanilla towns are complete horseshit and I'd rather take another Pallet Town than the 5th plains village
>Cobblemon Raid Dens
Peak content added in SwSh that should be brought in just so it gives us something to do besides build stuff or make teams for tourneys
>Digimod
The superior monster collecting game that should be added over the other crossover ones currently in
>Cobblemon Jenny
Sex with pokemon trainers. Enough said

>>59364448
>missingmons/mysticmons
ok
>mega showdown
im indifferent but faggots will cry about it
>cobbletowns
NO.
>raid dens
that WILL crash the server i just know it
>digimod
kys
>cobblemon jenny
kys once more

>>59364448
>>Cobblemon Jenny
>Sex with pokemon trainers. Enough said
no one wants this i want to plap POKEMON (the species)

>>59364443
retard

>>59364443
janny logged in, did his /rollback and fixed it
I don't know how many chests you proudly grieffed but it took them 10 seconds to fix my 5 double chests

>>59364443
How many chests did you grief? And why were you playing the victim when you griefed SEVERAL chests?

>>59364448
>MissingMons/MysticMons
meh
>Cobblemon: Mega Showdown
gimmicks are shit. i like my battles without them
>Cobbletowns
why? players build their own towns already
>Cobblemon Raid Dens
nah
>Digimod
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
>Cobblemon Jenny
only if i can fuck iono on stream and be her p-chan

>people would rather have dogshit ass dragon quest slimes and yoshi than digimon

>>59364602
digimod a mod that acts like cobblemon but for digimons, if you put that in you're gonna have hordes of digimons everywhere and it's going to be really jarring

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>>59364602
>have
name one (1) player who uses them

>>59364602
yeah those are cool independent franchises, digimon are cringe as fuck

>>59364594
When did i play victim? I hit dozens of bases

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>>59364616
just look at the variety!
you have
>green drop
>blue drop
>pink drop with a halo
the possibilities are endless!

>>59364619
>yellow lion fursuit
>blue lion fursuit
>lion fursuit but robot
I can play that game too

>>59364649
the difference is that digimon has like 1500+ designs including recolors and dragon quest has like 40

>>59364654
now remove all the fursuits, how many do you have?

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>>59364655

I'll take pokemon with the terrible jobmon, walking furbait, and my first blender-shaped designs over the series with piss water but recolored monster designs

>>59364657
deflecting because you know there hasn't been a non-human ultimate since 2002

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>>59364664
literally this week

>>59364669
>asked for an ultimate
>posted a mega
i WAS team digimon until this slip up, sorry i doubted you slimebros

>>59364619
Those are cool monsters not half naked furries though

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>>59364673
ultimate is what mega is called in jp

>>59364618
You were crying like a bitch in the threads saying you didn't deserve the ban.

>>59364669
>ganon but blue
shit tier design

>>59364680
trve, ganon is shoddily designed

>>59364677
>Ridley but with axe hands
Yikes

can we scrap this server and start over with the digimod instead?

>>59364345
create aeronautics

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We want this and not generic looking monsters or animals from crappy series

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>>59364800
carkol made it into cobblemon before dozens of legendaries

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>>59364800
no we want her

>>59364816
But unironically
I would love it if there were more pals

>>59364811
I get they're legendaries and a lot of people wouldn't use them but it would be nice if they actually implemented them already with some sort of way to get them beyond requiring custom items/spawns being made. Cobbleshit devs just keep adding other mons instead of adding them or even refining the animations for current existing ones

I'm gonna say it now, I have CobbleDev insider knowledge. The reason legendaries aren't implemented to spawn naturally is because their P2W server needs to gatekeep them in order to put food on the table. Ask me how I know

>>59364878
How do you know?

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Read the latest VPNN article about the TRUTH BEHIND THE HATEFUL LIES

https://vpixelmon.com/VPNN/vpnn-13-the-truth-behind-the-lies-2026-06-15

been out of town, anything funny happen since thursday?

shiny 5 iv ralts egg and a bunny suit in the crustle shop on the second floor of the market

>>59364878
>P2W server
what? legends aren't tourney legal and you get tiggets for doing mundane shit like just logging on the weekends or catching one mon (fishing/bug catching contests) or playing zoro...

>>59364878
Ah sorry, you meant the actual cobblemon devs not this server

>>59364816
if nobody else does it ill model her next year
one of the few pals i actually remember using when i played that game