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>One of the best mega evolution designs
>Worst stat distribution of any mega ever
>Great ability wasted on it because of its ass stats and movepool

Why?
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>>59373974
Could have been a regular evolution and it would work better
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>>59373974
Sorry, good megas are only given to Pokemon gamefreak wants to market
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>>59373981
This fucker got his own personal trailer and marketing campaig genuinely shut the fuck up retard
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>>59373985
oh yeah that’s right I forgot. lmao
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It's the second coming of everyone deluluing themselves into thinking that Lycanroc was going to be good because "Accelerock OHKOs Talonflame". Alternatively, the third coming of "Cetitan will the first successful bulky Ice type".

Pokefags need to learn not to have high expectations and it fucking shows.
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>>59373974
>>One of the best mega evolution designs
Pffffft
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>>59374005
>"Cetitan will the first successful bulky Ice type"
Literally no one said this
Stop making shit up
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>>59373985
>>59373991
Game freak didn’t make the trailer. Malalar is one of those Pokémon someone at TPC really loves but Game Freak themselves hates. Game freak removed close combat from Malamar BECAUSE they were upset about the My friend Malamar campaign. There are plenty of Pokemon that game freak intended to flop, doesn’t care about, or actively hates that are treated decently or outright shilled by other parts of TPC
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>>59374046
Aight now this is beginning to sound schizo
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>>59373974
Too bad the anime didn't conclude its weird evil Malamar storyline by having it come back (again) as that monstrosity.
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>>59373974
Meganiggers suffer, I laugh.
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Glalie is worse in every way you mentioned
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>>59373974
I'm just lost because the social media team decided to make an entire hypnosis meme out of M-Malamar, and then they decided to make it shit LOL. It's very,
>ah, we got you to like this pokemon? Fuck you! It was bad all along.
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>>59374806
The goal was to sell copies. The My Friend Malamar ads accomplished that.

Unhappy with Mega Malamar? Well the game wasn't released as trash as SV so no refunds for you.

That's how modern GF, TPC, and Nintendo operate.
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>>59373985
So did Victreebeel. Look where that is right now lmao
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>>59374817
But that still makes no sense, if you market a nice package only to scam your customers at the very end by putting shit in it the customers won't come back next time... oh yeah this is pokémon fans we're talking about of course they'll come back
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>>59374827
Now you get it.
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>>59373974
>>>>>>>>>>>>One of the best mega evolution designs
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>>59373974
>gets a big boost in special attack
>physical attack is still higher
>barely any speed for its slim body
>spdef becomes its best stat
What an absolute waste.
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>>59374005
The ice horse is right there if you want a bulky ice type that's good.
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what if they give it draco meteor
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>>59374005
Not really, with these we saw potential that turned out to be not real. Mega Malamar has no potential real or virtual.
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>No psycho boost
>No Power Trip
Even if it makes since
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>>59373974
I still don't understand how a psychic type whose specialty is hypnotizing people has lower special attack than physical attack.
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>>59373974
Why did they give Contrary to mega Staraptor? It’s like they just shrugged and said “get fucked”
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>>59374821
THAT'S THE POINT RETARD
WHY MAKE A MARKETING CAMPAING FOR LITERAL SHITMONS?!
THINK RETARD THINK!!!!!
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Only thing it has going for it is self bulldoze
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>>59373974
its stats were so bad I was almost certain it was going to be the one to get the Psychic Surge + Expanding Force combo
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>>59373974
Sure am seeing a lot of this Pokémon being used and winning and also killing the Pokémon who is supposed to be rendering it irrelevant.
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>>59376943
It'll get patched. It was an accident, they wanted to give it something else and ticked Contrary instead.
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>>59377032
It’s such an absurd ability, Contrary was always balanced in a certain way and it seems like for this they just didn’t give a fuck. It’s wild that we have two megas with Contrary that are so completely different in viability. This company really needs to hire a balance team.
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>>59374048
Look at Pokemon Unite and TCG. Yes the usual suspects get fed, but notice how you Pokemon that either have been neglected or actively shit on actually getting some respect there
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>>59374034
I remember seeing a post like that on here.



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