Beware the Duck
>>59378948Why do I need to beware her?
>>59378948Ugly ass abomination
>>59378948Imagine NOT wanting to fuck the duck
>>59379052cool
>>59379089How did you know I wanted to fuck the duck?
>>59379052god that ugly clown gator gets mogged hard by the duck
I want to grab its rump
>>59379052Why does skeledirge always look braindead?
>>59379108Everyone wants a piece of the quaqussy, anon.
>>59379089>>59379108>>59379108>>59379288Big tits and ass, with some breast squish with Blaziken (also female with big T&A).
>>59379052Gross, I don't like any of the Gen 9 starters at all
>>59379266It took all the brains from the zodiacfags it btfo
If they ever make a new Pokken, he better be playable.
>>59379294Phenomenal taste, anon.
>>59379108>tfw Quaquaval will never sweep you off your feet in a dancing dip
OP bewares a catalog that isn't full of Paldea starter threads
>>59379372I would've added Archeops, Corviknight, Talonflame, Staraptor, and Galarian Zapdos as well but only Blaziken was mentioned since they're both Fighting type birds that are also starters.
>>59379052
>>59379052Do japs like these two?
>>59379794I've seen plenty of fanart for Quaquaval, so probably. Not as much as the weed cat, but still decent enough.
>>59379823Does the anime still contribute to popularity nowadays?
>>59379977I'm pretty sure it does
>>59379052>>59379097So fabulous
>>59378948>Both of zapdos types counter both of fagducks yet it still got sexjumped from above
>>59379288>>59379294Would you a Hyper Realistic duck?
>>59381051No fuck, but that pic honestly goes pretty hard.
women love him
>>59381097They do love their water mons
I will the duck
>>59381730samei'm about to right now, actually
>>59381121It would be so much fun to just play with a Quaquaval. Just rustling their down, flicking dangling feathers, feeling that gel they secrete between your fingers.
>>59381044That's the power of the duck
>>59381763Right on
>>59379052similar type of vibe
>>59381044Shilling always takes priority over type matchups, even when the shilled Pokemon should lose a battle.
>>59382825Pizza cutter sword and pizza bag
If they ever give it a mega evolution, they should make it look like one of them aztec carnival girls with the gold and gem pasties.
>>59383216Might be cool
>>59383506Wow, that's exactly what I was imagining
>>59379052Why did they evolve the croc if its base form is more popular and marketable?
>>59383775Probably to make things even between the starters. The ain't the Satoshi era anymore.
>>59383775>>59383806Shout out to Decidueye and Rowlet. What the fuck was going on there?
>>59383833Both were super popular, so they had to figure out a comprimise.
>>59383806Best thing the new anime did honestly
>>59383806Does the new anime not churn out episodes like the Ashnime did?
>>59383506Ooh, that's pretty!
I wonder how soft a Quaquaval is?
>>59384802Depends on which part you're talking about
No matter how much you force the duck, I will never not hate it
>>59385051Not every mon is going to be everyone’s favorite.
>>59383871This. Brock not evolving his Marshtomp will be remembered as one of the greatest crimes in trashnime history.
>>59384820All of it
The best
>Quaquaval if he real
This is literally just an harpy
>>59386016Peacocks aren't birds of prey
>>59379013>her
>>59383833>it took them like 25 years to make all starters have equal screentime rather than fellating one (or none)The anime really did get hamstrung by the fear of the franchise dying, huh?
>>59386009Elegant
>>59388009Pretty bird
>>59386009Looks royal
>>59388506Beauty requires maintenance
I would not be able to keep my hands to myself around a Quaquaval.
>>59391641They are wonderful creatures
>>59391641It would be nice just to exist around them.
>>59378948This duck was the first species eradicated by shadow deoxys after it flattened Unova with a mini black hole.
>>59392337I wanna brush their plume
>>59392552Only after running my fingers through it first.
Qua!
His style is simply unmatched
>>59379052It's so weird to put clothes on Pokémon that already look like they're dressed.
>>59395843In a weird, roundabout sense, putting on clothes kinda makes them look a bit naked. At the very least bottomless, due to the lack of pants.
>>59379357Not quite the same, but apparently he got added to Unite about a week ago.I don't play the game, but does anybody know if he's any good? I'm sure he's got fabulous moves, at the very least.
Just look how amazing they are!
>>59396917it's pretty ass, too easy to shutdown
>>59399557>Quaquaval>Disney AdultYou guys aren’t helping your pathetic case.
Are Quaquavals rideable?
>>59402187Maybe but she can definitely ride you
>>59402187What did you think that big tail-end was for?
>>59402293Magnificant
>>59381121>We went from a cool tortoise kaiju with shoulder cannons to an alligator animalmon that now turns into a toilet, a guy in a scuba suit with half a cd up his ass, a literal emperor penguin jobmon, a paraplegic otter, a naruto frog that turns into a pikachufucker clone or lolupsidedown, a tranny seal, a gay james bond lizard and now a flamoyantly gay flamenco duckIts been over for almost 30 years
>>59406607Blastoise is overrated
>>59407658They deserve a peck on the cheek.
>>59402293It is so transfixing, I wanna put a little saddle on him
>>59379089'ick in 'uck
>>59409731I need more art of them with messed up “hair” feathers. It makes them feel more real somehow.
>>59411110It is nice
>>59408918el pato culo
>>59412084I have a hard time deciding whether I prefer Blaziken or Quaquaval. They're both kickass fightin' birds. Suave boys indeed.They're my two favorite starters either way, so I suppose it doesn't matter much.
>>59414370In theory Hisuian Decidueye would round out the trio, but he seems different compared to the others.
>>59414744Regular Decidueye is a bit of a dork, but I bet Hisuian could hang.
>>59415346Hella.>>59414744It looks pretty different at a glance, but its body plan isn't that far off from the other fighting birds. It's got similarly lengthy legs. It's also surprisingly tall, being only a foot shorter than Blaziken (5'3" as opposed to 6'3"). I think the main thing setting it apart is that has proper wings.
>>59415518I wanna be kicked by them
>>59416376That sounds like it'd hurt...Bird's got cool feet, though, so honestly I understand the sentiment. Just... maybe a little more gentle than a kick.
>>59416505I want all of their different talons on my face so I can feel the difference.
>>59417009What do you think the different bird feet feel like, anon?
>>59417178Quaquaval would be scaly, cool, dexterous, and a bit fleshy on the Grebe-like “toe” segments.Decidueye would be warm and fluffy with immense crushing strength underneath.I’m not sure about Blaziken
>>59417313Blaziken is a bit of a funny case. Its feathery "pants" cover up everything besides its claws, and it essentially walks everywhere on the tips of its talons. That's gotta take some serious strength to keep up. You gotta dig through a forest of toasty-warm, fluffy feathers to feel anything substantial down there, I reckon.I also agree with your assessment on the other two birds.
>>59412084Love my sexy anthro birbsInteleon thinks he's part of the gang lmaoooo
>>59417622Watermons stick together
>>59417622I like the lizard man well enough. Though of course, birds are always the best.
corkscrew
>>59419309Cute!
>>59378948fabulous bird
>>59421652This bird is absolutely absurd. It does not need all that.
>>59423615Isn't it lovely?
>>59426390>dancing duck moving at incredible hihg speed
>>59429651:DNow that's a smile worth protecting.
>>59430178Yet needs no protecting
